1. What is the meaning of this check?
Do you want me to cheat?Copy !req
2. No. I'm just the middleman.Copy !req
3. Are you playing a joke on me,
or trying to cause trouble?Copy !req
4. Do you think you can
replace me if I fail?Copy !req
5. Look at this!Copy !req
6. I'm the only Golden Leg!Copy !req
7. - Make sure you remember that.
- It's not that.Copy !req
8. I just want a kickback.
Please don't tell anybody.Copy !req
9. You're trash!Copy !req
10. I'm sorry. Catch you later.Copy !req
11. Golden Leg! Golden Leg!Copy !req
12. You've been number one ever since
Fung got his golden leg broken.Copy !req
13. First as a player, then as a coach.Copy !req
14. I'm better than Fung ever was.Copy !req
15. Team Evil has won the Supercup
the last five years.Copy !req
16. - What's your secret?
- Secret?Copy !req
17. They just have the best coach.Copy !req
18. So you're confident
that your team will win again?Copy !req
19. Are you new?
Don't ask stupid questions.Copy !req
20. Good morning.Copy !req
21. Good morning.Copy !req
22. Golden Leg.Copy !req
23. Hung! Good morning.Copy !req
24. Hung, your shoe's dirty.
Let me clean it for you.Copy !req
25. It's okay. I'll do it.Copy !req
26. Hung, I'll get the car.Copy !req
27. Hung, you said if I worked hard
I could coach my own team.Copy !req
28. I'm ready!Copy !req
29. I think I can train a team
to be as good as Team Evil.Copy !req
30. Do you really think
I'd let you coach?Copy !req
31. But you said-Copy !req
32. Get real.Copy !req
33. You're a joke.Copy !req
34. Take a look at yourself.Copy !req
35. This tattoo is all that's left
of your fame.Copy !req
36. Hung“.Copy !req
37. I've served you for 20 years.
How can you say that?Copy !req
38. Let's be honest.
Things have changed.Copy !req
39. You used to be a great player,
but now you're nothing.Copy !req
40. I've had enough.Copy !req
41. I've kept you around for 20 years...Copy !req
42. but it's time for you
to take care of yourself.Copy !req
43. Hung!Copy !req
44. You've got a lot of nerve.Copy !req
45. If you hadn't tricked me
with a bad check 20 years ago...Copy !req
46. you'd be working for me right now.Copy !req
47. It was your idea to throw the game.Copy !req
48. Are you throwing a tantrum?Copy !req
49. Say it a bit louder.
Did you guys hear that?Copy !req
50. Make sure the reporters can hear it.Copy !req
51. Say what you want.
Take a look at yourself.Copy !req
52. Do you think anyone would believe
a crippled has-been like you?Copy !req
53. - You-
- Don't be angry.Copy !req
54. If you want to blame anyone,
blame yourself.Copy !req
55. Blame your own greediness.Copy !req
56. Get lost.Copy !req
57. One more thing...Copy !req
58. I hired that mob to break your leg.Copy !req
59. Yuppies.Copy !req
60. They're not very skilled
at playing soccer.Copy !req
61. What was that?Copy !req
62. I said...Copy !req
63. they're not very skilled
at playing soccer.Copy !req
64. You think you can do better?Copy !req
65. There must be a fusion
of mind and foot.Copy !req
66. What kind of fusion?Copy !req
67. My late idol, Master Bruce Lee...Copy !req
68. invented the ultimate kick.Copy !req
69. If you want to learn about it,
I'll give you kung fu lessons.Copy !req
70. Kung fu lessons?
You look like a janitor.Copy !req
71. My job as janitor is only temporary.Copy !req
72. I'm a postgraduate student.Copy !req
73. Postgraduate student?Copy !req
74. I'm trying to develop
an effective method...Copy !req
75. of promoting Shaolin kung fu.Copy !req
76. Here's my card.Copy !req
77. Authentic Shaolin school.
Mighty Steel Leg.Copy !req
78. Look! I know what I'm talking about.Copy !req
79. I don't need kung fu.Copy !req
80. I'm more of an intellectual.Copy !req
81. It doesn't matter.Copy !req
82. Look at this woman.Copy !req
83. Yeah, she's sexy. So what?Copy !req
84. No.Copy !req
85. Watch this!Copy !req
86. If she knew Shaolin kung fu...Copy !req
87. she wouldn't have fallen.
Get me?Copy !req
88. Shaolin kung fu
can work for everyone!Copy !req
89. Excuse me!
Do you want to learn kung fu?Copy !req
90. Are you crazy?Copy !req
91. Look over there.Copy !req
92. If she had studied Shaolin Iron Hand
parking would be much easier.Copy !req
93. Kung fu is wonderful.Copy !req
94. - Excuse me, do you want to learn-
- Here. Get lost.Copy !req
95. Hey, you should share that with me.Copy !req
96. Let's not fight. See that guy?Copy !req
97. What are you doing?
You're way too slow.Copy !req
98. That's it! You're fired!Copy !req
99. - I'm sorry.
- Get lost!Copy !req
100. If he knew Shaolin Flying Sword...Copy !req
101. he'd still have a job!Copy !req
102. You think Shaolin
is the answer to everything.Copy !req
103. There is nothing more powerful.
All kung fu derives from it.Copy !req
104. People have the wrong idea
about kung fu.Copy !req
105. It isn't really about fighting.Copy !req
106. Kung fu is a complete way of life.Copy !req
107. I'm looking for a good way
to show people...Copy !req
108. how it can make their lives better.Copy !req
109. - Enough already!
- But-Copy !req
110. I have important things to do.
I've heard enough.Copy !req
111. Please seize this opportunity!
Cripples can still learn kung fu.Copy !req
112. Who are you calling a cripple!Copy !req
113. This leg has kicked hundreds of goals.Copy !req
114. I'm sorry!Copy !req
115. Do you know who you're talking to?Copy !req
116. I'm the famous Golden Leg.Copy !req
117. You're...Copy !req
118. just a bum!Copy !req
119. - You think I'm impressed?
- Get these cans out of here.Copy !req
120. - Okay.
- Right away.Copy !req
121. Cheap trick.Copy !req
122. Get lost.Copy !req
123. Excuse me!
Can you help me move this?Copy !req
124. No problem!Copy !req
125. Your leg's amazing!Copy !req
126. Twenty cents!Copy !req
127. Only twenty cents?
How about an advance?Copy !req
128. No way! Get lost.Copy !req
129. Mui, ten steamed buns please!Copy !req
130. Using Tai Chi kung fu to make
steamed buns is a brilliant ideaCopy !req
131. They look so sweet and tastyCopy !req
132. Your mastery is astonishingCopy !req
133. It shows in your every movementCopy !req
134. What are you doing?Copy !req
135. Singing is the best way for me
to express my greatest esteem.Copy !req
136. Wow, what a beauty!Copy !req
137. I'm not beautiful.
Don't laugh at me!Copy !req
138. I bet the steamed buns are wonderful.Copy !req
139. Delicious!Copy !req
140. Was that Shifting Bodies
and Transposing Shadows?Copy !req
141. No, it's Shove A Thousand Cattle
with Four Tails.Copy !req
142. Right!Copy !req
143. That's why the buns
are so tender, yet firm.Copy !req
144. Sixty cents each.
Two for a dollar.Copy !req
145. That much?Copy !req
146. They're worth every penny.Copy !req
147. This is all I have.Copy !req
148. - Can I pay tomorrow?
- No!Copy !req
149. Spoken with the grace and economy
of a true kung fu master.Copy !req
150. I'm a Shaolin master too.Copy !req
151. - Can I pay tomorrow?
- No!Copy !req
152. Okay!Copy !req
153. Here are some fine sneakers.Copy !req
154. I'll give them to you,
if you let me have one more bun.Copy !req
155. - I'll call the cops.
- Fine.Copy !req
156. Come on, give me a break.Copy !req
157. You're so beautiful.Copy !req
158. Shut up!Copy !req
159. Please stop singing.Copy !req
160. Just pay and get out of here.Copy !req
161. If you want to sing,
do it on the mountain.Copy !req
162. Only crazy people sing here.Copy !req
163. I disagree with the young lady.Copy !req
164. Just because you sing out loud here
doesn't make you a lunatic.Copy !req
165. My name is Dynamite.Copy !req
166. My dream is to become
a great composer one day.Copy !req
167. This gentleman's song
is very creative and sincere.Copy !req
168. - Thank you!
- You're welcome!Copy !req
169. I also love to sing.Copy !req
170. When I'm inspired
I feel so passionate...Copy !req
171. I could explode.Copy !req
172. My dream is to become
a great choreographer.Copy !req
173. Let's go!Copy !req
174. Have you lost your mind?Copy !req
175. Stand straight! Put your hands down!
Get to work!Copy !req
176. Lunatics!Copy !req
177. What's going on here?Copy !req
178. I never should have gone
for a facial...Copy !req
179. and left the place in your hands!Copy !req
180. What do you want?Copy !req
181. Relax. We were just having fun.Copy !req
182. I'm here for the buns.Copy !req
183. What about my buns?Copy !req
184. Okay! Okay! Just a minute!
Did that bum pay?Copy !req
185. He did.Copy !req
186. These are disgusting.
Get rid of them!Copy !req
187. First Brother!Copy !req
188. First Brother!Copy !req
189. Okay, okay. Keep working!
Clean everything!Copy !req
190. Are you sick, First Brother?Copy !req
191. I've got a bit of a hangover.
What do you want?Copy !req
192. - I've had a revelation.
- A revelation?Copy !req
193. How to promote kung fu
in a brand new way.Copy !req
194. Not again.Copy !req
195. Singing!Copy !req
196. You know we're great singers.
You can't deny it.Copy !req
197. - Leave me alone.
- We owe it to our teacher.Copy !req
198. He's dead.Copy !req
199. - It's worth a try.
- Forget it.Copy !req
200. I told you to be down-to-earth.Copy !req
201. There's an opening here.
You can clean toilets.Copy !req
202. Don't waste your life
chasing dreams.Copy !req
203. Without dreams,
we're no different than anchovies.Copy !req
204. You are an anchovy,
you shoeless small fry.Copy !req
205. - Why chase your dream?
- Why not.Copy !req
206. The fire in my heart
can't be easily extinguished.Copy !req
207. Why not? Just blow it out.Copy !req
208. - But I can light it up again.
- Enough already!Copy !req
209. We both have our own lives.Copy !req
210. Please don't bother me.
I have to work to support my family.Copy !req
211. You're just going to forget about
your Iron Head after all that work?Copy !req
212. Never!Copy !req
213. I still practice my Iron Head...Copy !req
214. every single day!Copy !req
215. Fe“!Copy !req
216. Boss.Copy !req
217. You idiot!Copy !req
218. You forgot to book
a band for tonight.Copy !req
219. - Don't worry, I have an idea.
- Tell me.Copy !req
220. Let's combine Shaolin kung fu
with singing and dancing.Copy !req
221. - What kind of Shaolin kung fu?
- Observe.Copy !req
222. Is he good enough
to perform on stage?Copy !req
223. - He's good enough.
- How about you?Copy !req
224. Me?Copy !req
225. Shit.Copy !req
226. How about your Iron Head?Copy !req
227. If you don't perform well,
I'll kill you tomorrow.Copy !req
228. - Sure.
- First Big Brother, thank you.Copy !req
229. - Shaolin kung fu is great
- Really greatCopy !req
230. - Shaolin kung fu is wonderful
- WonderfulCopy !req
231. - I'm Iron Head
- Iron HeadCopy !req
232. - He's Mighty Steel Leg
- Mighty Steel LegCopy !req
233. Be serious!Copy !req
234. - Shaolin kung fu is great
- Really greatCopy !req
235. - Shaolin kung fu is great
- Really greatCopy !req
236. - Shaolin kung fu is wonderful
- WonderfulCopy !req
237. - I'm Mighty Steel Leg
- Mighty Steel LegCopy !req
238. He's Iron HeadCopy !req
239. I'm choking.Copy !req
240. It sounds like you're
strangling a cat.Copy !req
241. This song sucks.Copy !req
242. You sounded like a dying animal.Copy !req
243. Who wrote that garbage?Copy !req
244. - Yeah, who?
- Who?Copy !req
245. Creative work is highly subjective,
so I'll accept your criticism.Copy !req
246. But it's only
the beginning of the show.Copy !req
247. Wait until we show you why we're called
Mighty Steel Leg and Iron Head.Copy !req
248. Iron Head?Copy !req
249. I told you the lyrics
were too intellectual.Copy !req
250. - I'm not Iron Head. He's-
- Iron Head?Copy !req
251. - Mighty Steel Leg!
- He's Mighty Steel Leg!Copy !req
252. That's your Mighty Steel Leg?Copy !req
253. - I'll kill you.
- Mighty Steel Leg.Copy !req
254. I'm the real Mighty Steel Leg.Copy !req
255. - Iron Head.
- Don't you understand?Copy !req
256. - He's the real-
- Iron Head.Copy !req
257. You're so stubborn.Copy !req
258. Do you want to fight
with a customer?Copy !req
259. Thank you so much.
Happy hour went by fast.Copy !req
260. It's time for us to say
good night right now.Copy !req
261. Let's listen to some music.Copy !req
262. You crazy guy.Copy !req
263. - Let's see how much you can take.
- Thank you.Copy !req
264. You're a bum.Copy !req
265. Come on. Nothing to see.Copy !req
266. You want some more?
Sure you want to fight us all?Copy !req
267. I promised my master
I'd never fight.Copy !req
268. I told you he'd wimp out!Copy !req
269. But I expect an apology!Copy !req
270. An apology?
You should apologize to us!Copy !req
271. You said you wouldn't use
kung fu to fight.Copy !req
272. I'm not here to fight.
I'm here to play soccer.Copy !req
273. So much for your kung fu-Copy !req
274. Don't be such a baby. What?Copy !req
275. I give up. I apologize!Copy !req
276. Do you have any change?Copy !req
277. Yes.Copy !req
278. Thirty cents.Copy !req
279. - Are you stealing my money?
- Yes.Copy !req
280. - Was that Praying Mantis Style?
- Yes.Copy !req
281. You should learn Shaolin instead.Copy !req
282. Can I see your leg?Copy !req
283. I don't care.
Do what you want.Copy !req
284. It's the real deal.Copy !req
285. It looks like an ordinary leg.Copy !req
286. It's Shaolin Mighty Steel Leg.
It's patented.Copy !req
287. You could use your kung fu
to play soccer.Copy !req
288. You think so?Copy !req
289. Yes, why not.Copy !req
290. Of course.Copy !req
291. That's a great idea. Kung fu soccer.Copy !req
292. Why didn't I think of that?
How do I go about it?Copy !req
293. You'll need my help.Copy !req
294. I'm Golden Leg, the soccer star.Copy !req
295. Now I'm a coach.Copy !req
296. - Great! You can teach me soccer.
- I don't know.Copy !req
297. It's a great idea.Copy !req
298. I'll think about it!Copy !req
299. There's nothing to think about.
We should start right now!Copy !req
300. We've got nothing to lose.Copy !req
301. It takes a lot of training.Copy !req
302. Let's do it! What do I need?Copy !req
303. A pair of shoes.Copy !req
304. Do you have the money for the buns?Copy !req
305. - No, but-
- I threw them out.Copy !req
306. Oh, my God!Copy !req
307. Those sneakers were a mess.
They were all worn out.Copy !req
308. I know, I know.Copy !req
309. If my boss sees you,
she'll start yelling.Copy !req
310. I couldn't bring myself to toss them.
I fixed them instead.Copy !req
311. First Brother, what's wrong?
Are you okay?Copy !req
312. I'm fine.Copy !req
313. What do you want?Copy !req
314. I finally found a great way
to promote Shaolin kung fu.Copy !req
315. Soccer!Copy !req
316. Please leave me alone!Copy !req
317. You got me into a lot of trouble.
They demoted me.Copy !req
318. Now I have to clean the toilets.Copy !req
319. - But we'd be great.
- No! Absolutely not!Copy !req
320. If you humiliate me again, my family
will commit suicide in front of you.Copy !req
321. Committing suicide
is not the answer.Copy !req
322. Be brave.
Believe in yourself.Copy !req
323. I'm a complete loser. Please!
Please don't ever come here again.Copy !req
324. If you want to form a soccer team,
just ask the other brothers.Copy !req
325. Please, no more!Copy !req
326. Hopeless.Copy !req
327. Good morning, Fourth Brother.Copy !req
328. Good morning, Sing.
How are you?Copy !req
329. Let me introduce you
to a great guy. He's-Copy !req
330. Nice to meet you!Copy !req
331. I'm Fung.Copy !req
332. It's an honor to meet
such a great businessman.Copy !req
333. - He's got a lot of style.
- Fung is a soccer coach.Copy !req
334. Soccer coach!Copy !req
335. The world famous soccer coach.Copy !req
336. You play soccer with your legs, right?Copy !req
337. So, do you have a job for me?Copy !req
338. - I want you to join my soccer team.
- Soccer team?Copy !req
339. I haven't had a job in six months.Copy !req
340. You can use your Empty Hand
to be the goalkeeper.Copy !req
341. What's Empty Hand?
It's been so long.Copy !req
342. You know, I even forgot
when our master died.Copy !req
343. Listen. We're going to sign up
for the Supercup Tournament.Copy !req
344. The prize is one million dollars.Copy !req
345. Really? You must be the smart one.Copy !req
346. You see? You're dressed up.Copy !req
347. Our master taught us
that kung fu was sacred.Copy !req
348. Now, you have this crazy idea
to use Shaolin for soccer.Copy !req
349. Look.Copy !req
350. This is the group picture
of our master and brothers.Copy !req
351. I keep it under my pillow.Copy !req
352. Great! Let's sit down
to talk about the picture.Copy !req
353. I'll call you.
Keep a spot open for me.Copy !req
354. Get lost! I really can't talk now.
My clients are waiting for me.Copy !req
355. I'm doing a million dollar deal.
Can you hear me?Copy !req
356. My driver's off today.Copy !req
357. I lent my car to a friend
and left my wallet in my office.Copy !req
358. I can't have lunch.
I never do.Copy !req
359. I'm late! Please leave me alone.Copy !req
360. Third Brother, you could use your
Iron Shirt technique as a fullback-Copy !req
361. What's Iron Shirt?Copy !req
362. Look. There are planes in the sky.Copy !req
363. There are computers everywhere.Copy !req
364. It's the 21st century.
Please don't daydream.Copy !req
365. I think we should combine
kung fu with soccer.Copy !req
366. - We could win a lot of money.
- Are you crazy?Copy !req
367. There's no way I'm taking time off
to play soccer.Copy !req
368. Sorry, your odds are terrible.Copy !req
369. We don't know anything about soccer.Copy !req
370. And let's be honest.Copy !req
371. We wouldn't stand a chance.Copy !req
372. In fact, the probability
of winning is 0%.Copy !req
373. - Proba-
- Probability.Copy !req
374. Watch.Copy !req
375. If I toss a coin it will be heads
or it will be tails.Copy !req
376. The probability that we'd win is the
same as a coin landing on its edge.Copy !req
377. - Let me try!
- Get lost!Copy !req
378. I'm having lunch with a client!Copy !req
379. You said you never eat lunch.Copy !req
380. Time is money.
I've lost a lot just talking to you!Copy !req
381. He's Sixth Small Brother,
Weight Vest.Copy !req
382. This is the famous soccer coach, Fung.Copy !req
383. Fung, how are you?Copy !req
384. - Lead Weight?
- Shaolin Light Weight.Copy !req
385. Nice to meet you, Mr. Weight.Copy !req
386. Fifth Brother,
you want to play soccer?Copy !req
387. Yes. If you use your
Light Weight skills as a winger...Copy !req
388. - our offense would be perfect.
- Are you sure?Copy !req
389. - Of course.
- Great.Copy !req
390. Do they sell diet pills here?Copy !req
391. It's useless.Copy !req
392. Ever since the virus got into my brain,
I just can't lose any weight.Copy !req
393. I'm no longer able to use
Shaolin kung fu Weight Vest...Copy !req
394. and I can't run anymore.Copy !req
395. Okay, you're a little overweight,
but it's not that important.Copy !req
396. Forget it.Copy !req
397. This was me.Copy !req
398. I can't even get a date
looking like this.Copy !req
399. You don't know what it's like.Copy !req
400. - I do. I can't get a date either.
- Really?Copy !req
401. I've read stories about your dates
in newspapers and magazines.Copy !req
402. - What kind of papers and magazines?
- I'm sorry.Copy !req
403. I can no longer control myself.Copy !req
404. Please leave me alone.Copy !req
405. Small Brother!Copy !req
406. Believe in yourself.
I know you can do it.Copy !req
407. Everyone calls me Lazy Pig now.Copy !req
408. You're the only one
who still calls me Small Brother.Copy !req
409. Thank you.Copy !req
410. Lazy Pig, get me that roll
of toilet paper.Copy !req
411. The red one.Copy !req
412. - Soccer?
- Yes, Second Brother!Copy !req
413. If you use Hooking Leg
as a fullback, I think-Copy !req
414. - We'd be perfect!
- Right!Copy !req
415. You think I can still do Hooking Leg?Copy !req
416. You just need practice.Copy !req
417. Believe in yourself,
and you'll get it back fast.Copy !req
418. I doubt it.Copy !req
419. Why are you washing dishes?Copy !req
420. I thought you were a waiter.Copy !req
421. Why? There are so many whys.Copy !req
422. I don't know.Copy !req
423. Why isn't my dad the rich?Copy !req
424. Why am I going bald
even though I'm so handsome?Copy !req
425. Why aren't you going bald
since you're so ugly?Copy !req
426. Everyone else enjoyed their youth,
but I had to study Shaolin?Copy !req
427. Just to become a dishwasher?
To clean up after people?Copy !req
428. Calm down, Second Brother.Copy !req
429. You should try to enjoy life.Copy !req
430. Enjoy life? Stay here,
and I'll enjoy killing you!Copy !req
431. Enjoy life?Copy !req
432. You call that toilet clean?
It smells awful.Copy !req
433. If it ever smells this bad again,
you'll clean it with your tongue.Copy !req
434. Your apartment looks great!
It's well furnished.Copy !req
435. I can't believe you work
as a janitor...Copy !req
436. but live in the penthouse
on the 59th floor.Copy !req
437. You've got good taste.Copy !req
438. This kind of apartment is so popular,
I can't even get one.Copy !req
439. The ventilation is okay.
It's just a bit noisy.Copy !req
440. Can I move in with you?Copy !req
441. Forget it.
Your brothers aren't coming.Copy !req
442. We can find other players.Copy !req
443. It's my fault.
I'm not persuasive enough.Copy !req
444. Not true.
You persuaded me, didn't you?Copy !req
445. We don't have much time...Copy !req
446. and you guys have a lot to learn.Copy !req
447. So listen up and work as a team.Copy !req
448. All right! Let's go!Copy !req
449. Sell all my shares.
Yes, all five of them!Copy !req
450. Don't laugh.Copy !req
451. Hold on, I have another call.Copy !req
452. It's coming down!Copy !req
453. You finally decided
to come back down, huh?Copy !req
454. We waited over an hour for you.Copy !req
455. - What are you doing?
- Playing soccer!Copy !req
456. The ball is over there!Copy !req
457. You! Come here!Copy !req
458. Let me see you kick the ball.Copy !req
459. - The ball is over there.
- Yes. It's over there.Copy !req
460. How can you kick it
if you can't even find it?Copy !req
461. Now, there are four basic soccer drills:
pass, dribble, hold and shoot.Copy !req
462. - Coach!
- Shut up!Copy !req
463. Let's get started.Copy !req
464. Here.Copy !req
465. Hold it.Copy !req
466. Watch it. Concentrate.Copy !req
467. Don't lose it.
You can do better than that.Copy !req
468. Have you never seen a ball before?Copy !req
469. You play like an old woman.Copy !req
470. Fung, why can't I practice with them?Copy !req
471. Your leg is strong,
but you have no control.Copy !req
472. What if you kick the ball up
and hit a plane?Copy !req
473. - Ever thought of that?
- No.Copy !req
474. Small Brother.
I borrowed your eggs.Copy !req
475. What?Copy !req
476. If you can kick an egg without
breaking it, you can play with us.Copy !req
477. No problem.Copy !req
478. See. It's not easy.Copy !req
479. Small Brother, stop it.Copy !req
480. Oh, my God'. NW 999-Copy !req
481. I'll get you another one.Copy !req
482. I'll get you!
How could you do that!Copy !req
483. Concentrate.Copy !req
484. My egg!Copy !req
485. Yes! Yes!Copy !req
486. Go!Copy !req
487. Yes. Go!Copy !req
488. What are you doing?
How could you miss that one?Copy !req
489. Get it! Come on!Copy !req
490. - He's great.
- He could win a game by himself.Copy !req
491. No. It takes teamwork to win.Copy !req
492. The game is 30 minutes,
with no breaks.Copy !req
493. We'll follow the standard rules.
I'll referee.Copy !req
494. - Anyone object?
- Of course not.Copy !req
495. We're honored
to have Golden Leg referee.Copy !req
496. All of us are big fans.Copy !req
497. - This is Fung!
- Fung!Copy !req
498. Okay-Copy !req
499. Sing has already had
one run-in with your gang.Copy !req
500. Let's be civilized,
and just play a clean game.Copy !req
501. Their tidy uniform
and friendly faces...Copy !req
502. - indicate that they are sincere.
- Thank you.Copy !req
503. Relax. I'm a mechanic.Copy !req
504. I carry this with me
so I won't lose it.Copy !req
505. - I'm always on call.
- Yes, of course.Copy !req
506. As I said, I'm a mechanic...Copy !req
507. and that's why I carry a hammer.Copy !req
508. I'm familiar with
your team's unusual reputation.Copy !req
509. Don't worry.Copy !req
510. Oh, good. I'm glad
we understand each other.Copy !req
511. You better watch out.
Shake hands.Copy !req
512. I'm open!Copy !req
513. Third Brother!Copy !req
514. We're under attack.
Send reinforcements.Copy !req
515. We need reinforcements!Copy !req
516. Stand up.Copy !req
517. Get up! Stand up now!Copy !req
518. I said now!Copy !req
519. - What are you doing?
- They're killing us.Copy !req
520. What did you expect?Copy !req
521. You're going to let them
get away with this?Copy !req
522. You're ejected!Copy !req
523. Are you nuts?Copy !req
524. This is a test.Copy !req
525. If you guys can't pass it,
you shouldn't even bother playing!Copy !req
526. We just want to play soccer,
not fight a war.Copy !req
527. Soccer is war.
You must learn that.Copy !req
528. I surrender!Copy !req
529. I surrender!Copy !req
530. I surrender.Copy !req
531. You can't surrender.
We're still at war.Copy !req
532. We're not letting you go home.Copy !req
533. I can't take it anymore.Copy !req
534. We're not good enough
to play with you.Copy !req
535. Let me go to a doctor.Copy !req
536. Put this on your head.Copy !req
537. Look at you,
you look like a stray dog.Copy !req
538. Where's your dignity?
I don't ever want to see you again.Copy !req
539. Put it on your head
then you can go see a doctor.Copy !req
540. Yes, I'm a dog. I have no dignity.Copy !req
541. Give it to me.Copy !req
542. Now it's our turn.Copy !req
543. What?Copy !req
544. Their powers are back.
I can feel it.Copy !req
545. - Get your shoes ready!
- All right!Copy !req
546. The final attack!Copy !req
547. I can't believe I missed.Copy !req
548. Help!Copy !req
549. Thank you for helping us
get our kung fu back.Copy !req
550. I'm honored to have you back.Copy !req
551. It's our honor.Copy !req
552. Just a second.Copy !req
553. I'm the one who is honored.Copy !req
554. You're going to make me rich!
Thank you!Copy !req
555. We're sorry.Copy !req
556. Can we join your team?
Please give us a chance!Copy !req
557. Please!Copy !req
558. Not a bad kick.Copy !req
559. A bit more work
and Team Evil will be unbeatable.Copy !req
560. Who is this?Copy !req
561. The cripple?Copy !req
562. - What's wrong?
- I'm sorry!Copy !req
563. If it's an open tournament,
why won't you let me sign up?Copy !req
564. Golden Leg!
What are you doing?Copy !req
565. I “$.23!Copy !req
566. It's okay.Copy !req
567. Hung, my team wants to sign up.Copy !req
568. Anyone can sign up
for an open tournament.Copy !req
569. That's not how it works.Copy !req
570. I'm the chairman.Copy !req
571. I decide who signs up.Copy !req
572. - You get me?
- Yes.Copy !req
573. What's the name of your team?Copy !req
574. Come here.Copy !req
575. This is Hung.Copy !req
576. Hung!Copy !req
577. This is quite a team.Copy !req
578. I've gotta see them play.Copy !req
579. What's the name again?Copy !req
580. This is Shaolin-Copy !req
581. Okay-Copy !req
582. Go ahead and sign them up.Copy !req
583. I'll even pay your application fee.Copy !req
584. - Thank you!
- Don't mention it.Copy !req
585. Cripple, you are my brother.Copy !req
586. My shoe is dirty again.Copy !req
587. White shoes get dirty a lot.Copy !req
588. So-Copy !req
589. I'll clean it for you!Copy !req
590. I'm good at cleaning. Let me try.Copy !req
591. It's my duty.Copy !req
592. Let me try!Copy !req
593. Hi.Copy !req
594. What's going on?Copy !req
595. Where are we going?Copy !req
596. Why are you so quiet?Copy !req
597. I need to go home.Copy !req
598. - You're late.
- I won't be long.Copy !req
599. Try it on.Copy !req
600. No, I just want to see
the quality of it.Copy !req
601. Touch it.Copy !req
602. I'll get it dirty.Copy !req
603. - Don't worry. Go ahead!
- No!Copy !req
604. - Touch it!
- No.Copy !req
605. - Like it?
- So smooth.Copy !req
606. - Want one?
- I touched it. That's enough.Copy !req
607. Tomorrow, I'm going to play
in a professional soccer game.Copy !req
608. Really?Copy !req
609. I'll be famous.Copy !req
610. But if you hadn't fixed my shoes...Copy !req
611. none of this would've happened.Copy !req
612. You're very important to me.Copy !req
613. I'll get you anything you want.Copy !req
614. I'll have money soon.Copy !req
615. If you become rich and famous,
please buy me sneakers.Copy !req
616. You deserve more!Copy !req
617. You should have more
confidence in yourself.Copy !req
618. You're such a beautiful girl,
and you're a kung fu master.Copy !req
619. You've got it all.Copy !req
620. You shouldn't let your hair
cover your face.Copy !req
621. Come on!Copy !req
622. - Come on. Look at me!
- No.Copy !req
623. Look at me!Copy !req
624. You're beautiful!Copy !req
625. Really?Copy !req
626. Sure.Copy !req
627. - Is that a fly?
- Yes, but I missed it.Copy !req
628. - Did you get it?
- I did.Copy !req
629. Sorry. I made your hand dirty.Copy !req
630. It's okay.Copy !req
631. You're such a beautiful girl.Copy !req
632. Do you know that?Copy !req
633. I guess.Copy !req
634. Thank you! Thanks so much!
You sure you know?Copy !req
635. Where were you?Copy !req
636. I let you bring a girl here because
you promised to clean the floor.Copy !req
637. I will get punished
if you don't clean it.Copy !req
638. Go home. I'll call you later.Copy !req
639. be confident.
You're the best.Copy !req
640. - I like your shirt.
- I like your socks.Copy !req
641. - Let's trade.
- Good.Copy !req
642. Guys, don't be nervous.
Just try to have fun.Copy !req
643. There'll be tons of reporters
and a big crowd.Copy !req
644. Try to smile for the photographers.Copy !req
645. Be sure to thank the fans.Copy !req
646. Thank you!Copy !req
647. Thanks for your support!
Thank you!Copy !req
648. - They're just janitors.
- They're still our audience.Copy !req
649. Thank you!Copy !req
650. Shut up!Copy !req
651. Where is everyone. You said-Copy !req
652. It's just the first round.Copy !req
653. We have to make it to the finals.Copy !req
654. - Great! Let's get to the finals!
- Shut up!Copy !req
655. Team Shaolin?Copy !req
656. Look at this guy.Copy !req
657. Look at that guy.Copy !req
658. What's wrong?Copy !req
659. No smoking?Copy !req
660. What happened?Copy !req
661. It's impossible. Just a trick.Copy !req
662. What's going on?Copy !req
663. Okay, it's a trick.Copy !req
664. Let's show them what we can do.Copy !req
665. All right!Copy !req
666. Oh, come on!Copy !req
667. Please play fair.
Give us a chance.Copy !req
668. Hung, it's for you.Copy !req
669. Your tricks don't scare me!Copy !req
670. What? Forty to zip?Copy !req
671. Yeah!Copy !req
672. Iron Head scores!Copy !req
673. We bring the power of Shaolin
to soccer.Copy !req
674. Kung fu is great. It's wonderful!Copy !req
675. I want to say hi to my parents and
my Shaolin master, but they're all dead.Copy !req
676. I also want to say hi
to my friend, Mui.Copy !req
677. Mui, how are you?Copy !req
678. I'll see you soon.Copy !req
679. Hi. Can I help you?Copy !req
680. - I want-
- I understand.Copy !req
681. I'll take care of you.Copy !req
682. Show us something.Copy !req
683. Sure. Small Brother!Copy !req
684. Great!Copy !req
685. Can you show us more?Copy !req
686. Sure!Copy !req
687. Take it easy.Copy !req
688. My brothers, today we say good-bye
to our old lives and old shoes.Copy !req
689. - Hey, don't throw those around.
- Sorry.Copy !req
690. Mui'?Copy !req
691. What's up?Copy !req
692. You look great tonight.Copy !req
693. Just a little.Copy !req
694. It's a big difference.
You're so heavily made up.Copy !req
695. So you think I look nice?Copy !req
696. I have big news for you.
We won the soccer match.Copy !req
697. I know. I saw you guys on TV.Copy !req
698. Congratulations.Copy !req
699. This is for you.Copy !req
700. Thank you.Copy !req
701. Let me introduce you to my friends.Copy !req
702. Nice outfit.Copy !req
703. Hey, let me introduce you guys
to a new friend.Copy !req
704. Is she a ghost?Copy !req
705. This is my friend.Copy !req
706. - Girlfriend?
- No.Copy !req
707. This is Mui, the Tai Chi Master
I told you guys about.Copy !req
708. - Oh, nice to meet you.
- Your girlfriend is quite unique.Copy !req
709. - Yes.
- That's great.Copy !req
710. I've never seen
shoulder pads so big.Copy !req
711. I've decided to start a new trend.Copy !req
712. See? It's fashionable.Copy !req
713. Don't walk around at night.Copy !req
714. It's quite scary.Copy !req
715. It's okay.
People will get used to it soon.Copy !req
716. It will work pretty well in football.Copy !req
717. You want to borrow them?Copy !req
718. Stop it. It's not proper to talk
to a lady like this.Copy !req
719. It's okay, I can take it.Copy !req
720. Although she's a girl,
she has a great sense of humor.Copy !req
721. Mui, show us a sexy pose.Copy !req
722. Give us a kiss.Copy !req
723. - What's wrong?
- Don't touch me.Copy !req
724. Are you mad?Copy !req
725. - No, I'm not mad.
- Then-Copy !req
726. I'm sorry.Copy !req
727. We were just joking.Copy !req
728. I know you were just joking.Copy !req
729. I'm sorry,
I didn't mind at all-Copy !req
730. Don't be like this.Copy !req
731. Then why are you like this?Copy !req
732. Take your hand off me-Copy !req
733. Boss!Copy !req
734. What the hell are you doing?Copy !req
735. I was just out playing mah-jongg.Copy !req
736. Look at what you did to yourself?
You look like a ghost.Copy !req
737. Have you no shame?
You are such a disgrace.Copy !req
738. Hey, enough!Copy !req
739. Mui has the right
to dress how she wants.Copy !req
740. Can't you respect that?Copy !req
741. - I think she looks very nice today.
- Yes.Copy !req
742. - She looks great.
- Don't be mean to her.Copy !req
743. I'll yell at her if I want to.
Who the hell are you guys?Copy !req
744. They are my friends.Copy !req
745. I agree with them completely.Copy !req
746. I think I look beautiful now.Copy !req
747. And I like the way I am.Copy !req
748. If you don't like it...Copy !req
749. you can simply go away.Copy !req
750. Who do you think
you're talking to?Copy !req
751. I'm talking to you.Copy !req
752. You are a mean
and coldhearted boss.Copy !req
753. You're asking for it!Copy !req
754. How dare you hit me?Copy !req
755. I can't believe this.
Who do you think you are?Copy !req
756. I am who I am.
lam Mui.Copy !req
757. I'm gonna tell
your mother about this.Copy !req
758. Mui, well done!Copy !req
759. We were just joking earlier.
Please forgive us.Copy !req
760. We weren't laughing at you,
your sexy pose really was sexy.Copy !req
761. Really?Copy !req
762. Do you...Copy !req
763. like the way I look?Copy !req
764. Well-Copy !req
765. You certainly have more confidence.Copy !req
766. I want to tell you something.Copy !req
767. What?Copy !req
768. I like you.Copy !req
769. I like you too.Copy !req
770. Is this love?Copy !req
771. You-Copy !req
772. You're joking.Copy !req
773. No. I'm serious.Copy !req
774. Absolutely not. This is not love.Copy !req
775. We're friends forever.Copy !req
776. Don't you think we should be friends?Copy !req
777. It's fine.Copy !req
778. So you'll still come see me?Copy !req
779. I can still fix your shoes.Copy !req
780. No, thanks. I can buy new ones.Copy !req
781. Things have changed.Copy !req
782. I have to think about the future.Copy !req
783. Don't be like this.Copy !req
784. You're crying.Copy !req
785. Don't be that way.Copy !req
786. I understand.Copy !req
787. Sorry.Copy !req
788. - Congratulations!
- Sit with us.Copy !req
789. Cheers!Copy !req
790. If we win this, we'll go to the finals.Copy !req
791. To the finals!Copy !req
792. - But don't underestimate our opponent.
- Underestimate our opponent!Copy !req
793. You don't have a chance.Copy !req
794. We haven't lost all year.Copy !req
795. How'd they do that?Copy !req
796. It must be special effects.Copy !req
797. - Good morning, Hung.
- Good morning.Copy !req
798. Come here.Copy !req
799. You're a lucky guy.Copy !req
800. You're lucky to coach
such a great team.Copy !req
801. Thank you.Copy !req
802. Iron Head and Iron Shirt is practiced
as performance art on the street.Copy !req
803. It's amusing to see your team
use kung fu to play soccer...Copy !req
804. and make it to the finals.Copy !req
805. You did a good job.Copy !req
806. Don't waste our time.Copy !req
807. If you forfeit the game
you can join my Evil Team.Copy !req
808. It's not a bad check this time.Copy !req
809. You can get the money
before you sign the deal.Copy !req
810. That's a lot of money.Copy !req
811. Enough to retire.Copy !req
812. Of course. We're like brothers.Copy !req
813. Thank you.
But I don't think I can accept it.Copy !req
814. What? Do you think
I'm trying to trick you?Copy !req
815. I think you've
put a great team together.Copy !req
816. I'd like you to come work for me.Copy !req
817. Don't get upset.Copy !req
818. Think about your future.
Forget about our past, okay?Copy !req
819. Hung, I'm not mad at you anymore.Copy !req
820. I know it was all my faults.
I can't blame anyone else.Copy !req
821. You're lying.Copy !req
822. I know you too well.
You're too greedy to pass this up.Copy !req
823. You're right.Copy !req
824. I am greedy.
My team is greedy too.Copy !req
825. But we don't care about the money.Copy !req
826. We care about the championship.Copy !req
827. See you on the soccer field.Copy !req
828. Pull over.Copy !req
829. - Mui!
- She's dead!Copy !req
830. How?Copy !req
831. - I killed her!
- Impossible!Copy !req
832. Mui is a kung fu master.
You could never hurt her.Copy !req
833. What do you want?Copy !req
834. Revenge!Copy !req
835. Come on. It was only a joke.Copy !req
836. She's still alive.
She just doesn't work here anymore.Copy !req
837. Why not?Copy !req
838. Well, we're famous for our
sweet steamed buns...Copy !req
839. and Mui made
the sweetest ones of all.Copy !req
840. But now they're salty and bitter.
She was ruining my business.Copy !req
841. There was salt in them?Copy !req
842. Yes.Copy !req
843. Now is there anything else
I can do for you, sir?Copy !req
844. No thanks.Copy !req
845. Hey!Copy !req
846. We've got a game to play!Copy !req
847. Will Team Evil
score a lot of goals today?Copy !req
848. Scoring goals is not
the only way to win.Copy !req
849. But make no mistake, we will win.Copy !req
850. No way!Copy !req
851. Those American drugs
work better than I expected.Copy !req
852. Actually, the referee, linesman...Copy !req
853. soccer association, soccer federation
and soccer committee...Copy !req
854. all stand on my side.
How can they possibly beat me?Copy !req
855. No problem!Copy !req
856. - You rule!
- Good job!Copy !req
857. You the man!Copy !req
858. Throw-in? Are you crazy?Copy !req
859. How can you call that a throw-in?Copy !req
860. Hung, are you here to fight
or play soccer?Copy !req
861. I should break their legs
like I broke yours!Copy !req
862. Then you'd have
a whole team of cripples!Copy !req
863. Cripples! Cripples!
At least you'd have company.Copy !req
864. I'm sorry. I should take a break.Copy !req
865. It's okay.
Your body may leave the field...Copy !req
866. but your spirit will stay behind.Copy !req
867. Get ready! It's my turn.Copy !req
868. Small Brother!Copy !req
869. Wake up! The clock already ran out.Copy !req
870. It's only halftime.
Their team is already badly injured.Copy !req
871. They won't be able to play
the second half. Go home!Copy !req
872. You won't be able
to finish the game.Copy !req
873. Boring.Copy !req
874. I'll dance to provide
some entertainment.Copy !req
875. No, you're not going to dance.
I am!Copy !req
876. I've had enough.Copy !req
877. Break it up!Copy !req
878. You want me to eject someone?Copy !req
879. Who did that?Copy !req
880. Did anyone see?Copy !req
881. I'd like to see you do that
to my face!Copy !req
882. Gently.Copy !req
883. What kind of kung fu was that?Copy !req
884. I can't take much more!Copy !req
885. I knew they would play dirty.Copy !req
886. I just didn't think
they would play this dirty.Copy !req
887. They've never been this good.Copy !req
888. They must be cheating.Copy !req
889. Call the police.Copy !req
890. We just have to play harder.Copy !req
891. We can still win this!Copy !req
892. I forgot. I left the oven on!Copy !req
893. My wife needs me.
She's about to have a baby.Copy !req
894. Can't she wait until the game's over?Copy !req
895. But they're killing us!Copy !req
896. Please. I'm begging you.Copy !req
897. - I'm begging you too.
- Wait. Wait!Copy !req
898. Calm down.Copy !req
899. Calm down!Copy !req
900. He's right!Copy !req
901. We must pull together.Copy !req
902. We only have eight players left.Copy !req
903. If one more is injured,
we have to forfeit.Copy !req
904. We'll have to show these guys
that we can block their killer kicks!Copy !req
905. That's easy for you to say.
You try blocking one of them.Copy !req
906. What are you talking about?Copy !req
907. Calm down.Copy !req
908. Calm down!Copy !req
909. Shut up.Copy !req
910. I wonder if I can block them.Copy !req
911. Shaolin Barricade Shield!Copy !req
912. Barricade?Copy !req
913. They can't even block one kick!Copy !req
914. - Are you okay?
- I'm fine.Copy !req
915. Chun, it's Tin.Copy !req
916. I've kept this secret for 20 years.Copy !req
917. I love you.Copy !req
918. Are we playing too dirty?Copy !req
919. - I don't think so.
- Really?Copy !req
920. Play even dirtier!Copy !req
921. Brothers! Go!Copy !req
922. What?Copy !req
923. Look out!Copy !req
924. Get it!Copy !req
925. I don't believe it.Copy !req
926. Get up! If you're injured,
you forfeit!Copy !req
927. You're right. I'm fine.Copy !req
928. The game's almost over!
Use the special attack!Copy !req
929. Special attack?Copy !req
930. That's it. They're out of players.
We won!Copy !req
931. Team Shaolin,
I only see seven players.Copy !req
932. If you don't have a substitute
you'll forfeit the game.Copy !req
933. Those are the rules.Copy !req
934. Any substitutes?Copy !req
935. Congratulations!Copy !req
936. I'm here.Copy !req
937. I'm their substitute.Copy !req
938. I'm a goalie.Copy !req
939. Why do you look like E.T.?Copy !req
940. You said I should
get rid of the hair in my eyes.Copy !req
941. What are you doing here?Copy !req
942. I want to help.Copy !req
943. How can you help?Copy !req
944. Phone home.
You don't belong on Earth.Copy !req
945. I really want to help.
Trust me.Copy !req
946. - Let me try.
- No way!Copy !req
947. Look. You can't play in those.Copy !req
948. Put these on.Copy !req
949. The other side.Copy !req
950. Go!Copy !req
951. All right!Copy !req
952. Watch out!Copy !req
953. What happened?Copy !req
954. What happened?Copy !req
955. - Boss, watch out!
- Don't touch me!Copy !req
956. Boss!Copy !req
957. Boss!Copy !req
958. Shaolin Team wins the championship.Copy !req
959. Evil Team's drug use leads to
permanent suspension.Copy !req
960. Coach Hung sentenced
to five years in jail.Copy !req
961. Wait.Copy !req
962. Stop the bus.Copy !req
963. Phone home.
You don't belong on Earth.Copy !req
964. I'm talking about thousands of dollars.Copy !req
965. You're a bunch of losers-Copy !req
966. Don't laugh.Copy !req
967. The grand prize is a lot of money.Copy !req
968. I can't get it out.Copy !req
969. I'm a postgraduate student.Copy !req
970. Postgraduate student?Copy !req
971. Let's start over.Copy !req
972. I'm a postgraduate student.Copy !req
973. - What's wrong?
- Don't touch me.Copy !req
974. Are you mad?Copy !req
975. No, I'm not mad.Copy !req
976. - What's wrong?
- Don't touch me.Copy !req
977. Are you mad?Copy !req
978. - I'm not mad.
- Then-Copy !req
979. I am begging YOU-Copy !req
980. Don't do this.Copy !req
981. You have to help me.Copy !req
982. Please, don't!Copy !req
983. It's greatCopy !req
984. I don't know the lyrics. Sorry.Copy !req
985. Don't you dare!Copy !req
986. - They're just janitors.
- They're still our-Copy !req
987. I heard you have amazing legs.Copy !req
988. Cut!Copy !req
989. This is a crescent wrench.
It's for screwing-Copy !req
990. - Are you sure?
- You're so sick.Copy !req
991. My team is greedy too.Copy !req
992. But we don't care
about this plane ticket-Copy !req
993. Plane ticket?
Are you going somewhere?Copy !req
994. Chun, it's Tin.Copy !req
995. I've kept this secret for 20 years.Copy !req
996. I love you.Copy !req
997. This is not Chun.
This is Kung.Copy !req
998. Sorry, Kung.Copy !req
999. Please tell your wife
what I just told you.Copy !req
1000. Thanks.Copy !req