1. What is the meaning of this check?
Do you want me to cheat?Copy !req
2. No. I'm just the middleman.Copy !req
3. Are you playing a joke on me,
or trying to cause trouble?Copy !req
4. Do you think you can
replace me if I fail?Copy !req
5. Look at this!Copy !req
6. I'm the only Golden Leg!Copy !req
7. - Make sure you remember that.
- It's not that.Copy !req
8. I just want a kickback.
Please don't tell anybody.Copy !req
9. You're trash!Copy !req
10. I'm sorry. Catch you later.Copy !req
11. Golden Leg! Golden Leg!Copy !req
12. You've been number one ever since
Fung got his golden leg broken.Copy !req
13. First as a player, then as a coach.Copy !req
14. I'm better than Fung ever was.Copy !req
15. Team Evil has won the Supercup
the last five years.Copy !req
16. - What's your secret?
- Secret?Copy !req
17. They just have the best coach.Copy !req
18. So you're confident
that your team will win again?Copy !req
19. Are you new?
Don't ask stupid questions.Copy !req
20. Good morning.Copy !req
21. Good morning.Copy !req
22. Golden Leg.Copy !req
23. Hung! Good morning.Copy !req
24. Hung, your shoe's dirty.
Let me clean it for you.Copy !req
25. It's okay. I'll do it.Copy !req
26. Hung, I'll get the car.Copy !req
27. Hung, you said if I worked hard
I could coach my own team.Copy !req
28. I'm ready!Copy !req
29. I think I can train a team
to be as good as Team Evil.Copy !req
30. Do you really think
I'd let you coach?Copy !req
31. But you said-Copy !req
32. Get real.Copy !req
33. You're a joke.Copy !req
34. Take a look at yourself.Copy !req
35. This tattoo is all that's left
of your fame.Copy !req
36. Hung“.Copy !req
37. I've served you for 20 years.
How can you say that?Copy !req
38. Let's be honest.
Things have changed.Copy !req
39. You used to be a great player,
but now you're nothing.Copy !req
40. I've had enough.Copy !req
41. I've kept you around for 20 years...Copy !req
42. but it's time for you
to take care of yourself.Copy !req
43. Hung!Copy !req
44. You've got a lot of nerve.Copy !req
45. If you hadn't tricked me
with a bad check 20 years ago...Copy !req
46. you'd be working for me right now.Copy !req
47. It was your idea to throw the game.Copy !req
48. Are you throwing a tantrum?Copy !req
49. Say it a bit louder.
Did you guys hear that?Copy !req
50. Make sure the reporters can hear it.Copy !req
51. Say what you want.
Take a look at yourself.Copy !req
52. Do you think anyone would believe
a crippled has-been like you?Copy !req
53. - You-
- Don't be angry.Copy !req
54. If you want to blame anyone,
blame yourself.Copy !req
55. Blame your own greediness.Copy !req
56. Get lost.Copy !req
57. One more thing...Copy !req
58. I hired that mob to break your leg.Copy !req
59. Yuppies.Copy !req
60. They're not very skilled
at playing soccer.Copy !req
61. What was that?Copy !req
62. I said...Copy !req
63. they're not very skilled
at playing soccer.Copy !req
64. You think you can do better?Copy !req
65. There must be a fusion
of mind and foot.Copy !req
66. What kind of fusion?Copy !req
67. My late idol, Master Bruce Lee...Copy !req
68. invented the ultimate kick.Copy !req
69. If you want to learn about it,
I'll give you kung fu lessons.Copy !req
70. Kung fu lessons?
You look like a janitor.Copy !req
71. My job as janitor is only temporary.Copy !req
72. I'm a postgraduate student.Copy !req
73. Postgraduate student?Copy !req
74. I'm trying to develop
an effective method...Copy !req
75. of promoting Shaolin kung fu.Copy !req
76. Here's my card.Copy !req
77. Authentic Shaolin school.
Mighty Steel Leg.Copy !req
78. Look! I know what I'm talking about.Copy !req
79. I don't need kung fu.Copy !req
80. I'm more of an intellectual.Copy !req
81. It doesn't matter.Copy !req
82. Look at this woman.Copy !req
83. Yeah, she's sexy. So what?Copy !req
84. No.Copy !req
85. Watch this!Copy !req
86. If she knew Shaolin kung fu...Copy !req
87. she wouldn't have fallen.
Get me?Copy !req
88. Shaolin kung fu
can work for everyone!Copy !req
89. Excuse me!
Do you want to learn kung fu?Copy !req
90. Are you crazy?Copy !req
91. Look over there.Copy !req
92. If she had studied Shaolin Iron Hand
parking would be much easier.Copy !req
93. Kung fu is wonderful.Copy !req
94. - Excuse me, do you want to learn-
- Here. Get lost.Copy !req
95. Hey, you should share that with me.Copy !req
96. Let's not fight. See that guy?Copy !req
97. What are you doing?
You're way too slow.Copy !req
98. That's it! You're fired!Copy !req
99. - I'm sorry.
- Get lost!Copy !req
100. If he knew Shaolin Flying Sword...Copy !req
101. he'd still have a job!Copy !req
102. You think Shaolin
is the answer to everything.Copy !req
103. There is nothing more powerful.
All kung fu derives from it.Copy !req
104. People have the wrong idea
about kung fu.Copy !req
105. It isn't really about fighting.Copy !req
106. Kung fu is a complete way of life.Copy !req
107. I'm looking for a good way
to show people...Copy !req
108. how it can make their lives better.Copy !req
109. - Enough already!
- But-Copy !req
110. I have important things to do.
I've heard enough.Copy !req
111. Please seize this opportunity!
Cripples can still learn kung fu.Copy !req
112. Who are you calling a cripple!Copy !req
113. This leg has kicked hundreds of goals.Copy !req
114. I'm sorry!Copy !req
115. Do you know who you're talking to?Copy !req
116. I'm the famous Golden Leg.Copy !req
117. You're...Copy !req
118. just a bum!Copy !req
119. - You think I'm impressed?
- Get these cans out of here.Copy !req
120. - Okay.
- Right away.Copy !req
121. Cheap trick.Copy !req
122. Get lost.Copy !req
123. Excuse me!
Can you help me move this?Copy !req
124. No problem!Copy !req
125. Your leg's amazing!Copy !req
126. Twenty cents!Copy !req
127. Only twenty cents?
How about an advance?Copy !req
128. No way! Get lost.Copy !req
129. SWEET BUNSCopy !req
130. Mui, ten steamed buns please!Copy !req
131. Using Tai Chi kung fu to make
steamed buns is a brilliant ideaCopy !req
132. They look so sweet and tastyCopy !req
133. Your mastery is astonishingCopy !req
134. It shows in your every movementCopy !req
135. What are you doing?Copy !req
136. Singing is the best way for me
to express my greatest esteem.Copy !req
137. Wow, what a beauty!Copy !req
138. I'm not beautiful.
Don't laugh at me!Copy !req
139. I bet the steamed buns are wonderful.Copy !req
140. Delicious!Copy !req
141. Was that Shifting Bodies
and Transposing Shadows?Copy !req
142. No, it's Shove A Thousand Cattle
with Four Tails.Copy !req
143. Right!Copy !req
144. That's why the buns
are so tender, yet firm.Copy !req
145. Sixty cents each.
Two for a dollar.Copy !req
146. That much?Copy !req
147. They're worth every penny.Copy !req
148. This is all I have.Copy !req
149. - Can I pay tomorrow?
- No!Copy !req
150. Spoken with the grace and economy
of a true kung fu master.Copy !req
151. I'm a Shaolin master too.Copy !req
152. - Can I pay tomorrow?
- No!Copy !req
153. Okay!Copy !req
154. Here are some fine sneakers.Copy !req
155. I'll give them to you,
if you let me have one more bun.Copy !req
156. - I'll call the cops.
- Fine.Copy !req
157. Come on, give me a break.Copy !req
158. You're so beautiful.Copy !req
159. Shut up!Copy !req
160. Please stop singing.Copy !req
161. Just pay and get out of here.Copy !req
162. If you want to sing,
do it on the mountain.Copy !req
163. Only crazy people sing here.Copy !req
164. I disagree with the young lady.Copy !req
165. Just because you sing out loud here
doesn't make you a lunatic.Copy !req
166. My name is Dynamite.Copy !req
167. My dream is to become
a great composer one day.Copy !req
168. This gentleman's song
is very creative and sincere.Copy !req
169. - Thank you!
- You're welcome!Copy !req
170. I also love to sing.Copy !req
171. When I'm inspired
I feel so passionate...Copy !req
172. I could explode.Copy !req
173. My dream is to become
a great choreographer.Copy !req
174. Let's go!Copy !req
175. Have you lost your mind?Copy !req
176. Stand straight! Put your hands down!
Get to work!Copy !req
177. Lunatics!Copy !req
178. What's going on here?Copy !req
179. I never should have gone
for a facial...Copy !req
180. and left the place in your hands!Copy !req
181. What do you want?Copy !req
182. Relax. We were just having fun.Copy !req
183. I'm here for the buns.Copy !req
184. What about my buns?Copy !req
185. Okay! Okay! Just a minute!
Did that bum pay?Copy !req
186. He did.Copy !req
187. These are disgusting.
Get rid of them!Copy !req
188. First Brother!Copy !req
189. First Brother!Copy !req
190. Okay, okay. Keep working!
Clean everything!Copy !req
191. Are you sick, First Brother?Copy !req
192. I've got a bit of a hangover.
What do you want?Copy !req
193. - I've had a revelation.
- A revelation?Copy !req
194. How to promote kung fu
in a brand new way.Copy !req
195. Not again.Copy !req
196. Singing!Copy !req
197. You know we're great singers.
You can't deny it.Copy !req
198. - Leave me alone.
- We owe it to our teacher.Copy !req
199. He's dead.Copy !req
200. - It's worth a try.
- Forget it.Copy !req
201. I told you to be down-to-earth.Copy !req
202. There's an opening here.
You can clean toilets.Copy !req
203. Don't waste your life
chasing dreams.Copy !req
204. Without dreams,
we're no different than anchovies.Copy !req
205. You are an anchovy,
you shoeless small fry.Copy !req
206. - Why chase your dream?
- Why not.Copy !req
207. The fire in my heart
can't be easily extinguished.Copy !req
208. Why not? Just blow it out.Copy !req
209. - But I can light it up again.
- Enough already!Copy !req
210. We both have our own lives.Copy !req
211. Please don't bother me.
I have to work to support my family.Copy !req
212. You're just going to forget about
your Iron Head after all that work?Copy !req
213. Never!Copy !req
214. I still practice my Iron Head...Copy !req
215. every single day!Copy !req
216. Fe“!Copy !req
217. Boss.Copy !req
218. You idiot!Copy !req
219. You forgot to book
a band for tonight.Copy !req
220. - Don't worry, I have an idea.
- Tell me.Copy !req
221. Let's combine Shaolin kung fu
with singing and dancing.Copy !req
222. - What kind of Shaolin kung fu?
- Observe.Copy !req
223. Is he good enough
to perform on stage?Copy !req
224. - He's good enough.
- How about you?Copy !req
225. Me?Copy !req
226. Shit.Copy !req
227. How about your Iron Head?Copy !req
228. If you don't perform well,
I'll kill you tomorrow.Copy !req
229. - Sure.
- First Big Brother, thank you.Copy !req
230. - Shaolin kung fu is great
- Really greatCopy !req
231. - Shaolin kung fu is wonderful
- WonderfulCopy !req
232. - I'm Iron Head
- Iron HeadCopy !req
233. - He's Mighty Steel Leg
- Mighty Steel LegCopy !req
234. Be serious!Copy !req
235. - Shaolin kung fu is great
- Really greatCopy !req
236. - Shaolin kung fu is great
- Really greatCopy !req
237. - Shaolin kung fu is wonderful
- WonderfulCopy !req
238. - I'm Mighty Steel Leg
- Mighty Steel LegCopy !req
239. He's Iron HeadCopy !req
240. I'm choking.Copy !req
241. It sounds like you're
strangling a cat.Copy !req
242. This song sucks.Copy !req
243. You sounded like a dying animal.Copy !req
244. Who wrote that garbage?Copy !req
245. - Yeah, who?
- Who?Copy !req
246. Creative work is highly subjective,
so I'll accept your criticism.Copy !req
247. But it's only
the beginning of the show.Copy !req
248. Wait until we show you why we're called
Mighty Steel Leg and Iron Head.Copy !req
249. Iron Head?Copy !req
250. I told you the lyrics
were too intellectual.Copy !req
251. - I'm not Iron Head. He's-
- Iron Head?Copy !req
252. - Mighty Steel Leg!
- He's Mighty Steel Leg!Copy !req
253. That's your Mighty Steel Leg?Copy !req
254. - I'll kill you.
- Mighty Steel Leg.Copy !req
255. I'm the real Mighty Steel Leg.Copy !req
256. - Iron Head.
- Don't you understand?Copy !req
257. - He's the real-
- Iron Head.Copy !req
258. You're so stubborn.Copy !req
259. Do you want to fight
with a customer?Copy !req
260. Thank you so much.
Happy hour went by fast.Copy !req
261. It's time for us to say
good night right now.Copy !req
262. Let's listen to some music.Copy !req
263. You crazy guy.Copy !req
264. - Let's see how much you can take.
- Thank you.Copy !req
265. You're a bum.Copy !req
266. Come on. Nothing to see.Copy !req
267. You want some more?
Sure you want to fight us all?Copy !req
268. I promised my master
I'd never fight.Copy !req
269. I told you he'd wimp out!Copy !req
270. But I expect an apology!Copy !req
271. An apology?
You should apologize to us!Copy !req
272. You said you wouldn't use
kung fu to fight.Copy !req
273. I'm not here to fight.
I'm here to play soccer.Copy !req
274. So much for your kung fu-Copy !req
275. Don't be such a baby. What?Copy !req
276. I give up. I apologize!Copy !req
277. Do you have any change?Copy !req
278. Yes.Copy !req
279. Thirty cents.Copy !req
280. - Are you stealing my money?
- Yes.Copy !req
281. - Was that Praying Mantis Style?
- Yes.Copy !req
282. You should learn Shaolin instead.Copy !req
283. Can I see your leg?Copy !req
284. I don't care.
Do what you want.Copy !req
285. It's the real deal.Copy !req
286. It looks like an ordinary leg.Copy !req
287. It's Shaolin Mighty Steel Leg.
It's patented.Copy !req
288. You could use your kung fu
to play soccer.Copy !req
289. You think so?Copy !req
290. Yes, why not.Copy !req
291. Of course.Copy !req
292. That's a great idea. Kung fu soccer.Copy !req
293. Why didn't I think of that?
How do I go about it?Copy !req
294. You'll need my help.Copy !req
295. I'm Golden Leg, the soccer star.Copy !req
296. Now I'm a coach.Copy !req
297. - Great! You can teach me soccer.
- I don't know.Copy !req
298. It's a great idea.Copy !req
299. I'll think about it!Copy !req
300. There's nothing to think about.
We should start right now!Copy !req
301. We've got nothing to lose.Copy !req
302. It takes a lot of training.Copy !req
303. Let's do it! What do I need?Copy !req
304. A pair of shoes.Copy !req
305. Do you have the money for the buns?Copy !req
306. - No, but-
- I threw them out.Copy !req
307. Oh, my God!Copy !req
308. Those sneakers were a mess.
They were all worn out.Copy !req
309. I know, I know.Copy !req
310. If my boss sees you,
she'll start yelling.Copy !req
311. I couldn't bring myself to toss them.
I fixed them instead.Copy !req
312. First Brother, what's wrong?
Are you okay?Copy !req
313. I'm fine.Copy !req
314. What do you want?Copy !req
315. I finally found a great way
to promote Shaolin kung fu.Copy !req
316. Soccer!Copy !req
317. Please leave me alone!Copy !req
318. You got me into a lot of trouble.
They demoted me.Copy !req
319. Now I have to clean the toilets.Copy !req
320. - But we'd be great.
- No! Absolutely not!Copy !req
321. If you humiliate me again, my family
will commit suicide in front of you.Copy !req
322. Committing suicide
is not the answer.Copy !req
323. Be brave.
Believe in yourself.Copy !req
324. I'm a complete loser. Please!
Please don't ever come here again.Copy !req
325. If you want to form a soccer team,
just ask the other brothers.Copy !req
326. Please, no more!Copy !req
327. Hopeless.Copy !req
328. Good morning, Fourth Brother.Copy !req
329. Good morning, Sing.
How are you?Copy !req
330. Let me introduce you
to a great guy. He's-Copy !req
331. Nice to meet you!Copy !req
332. I'm Fung.Copy !req
333. It's an honor to meet
such a great businessman.Copy !req
334. - He's got a lot of style.
- Fung is a soccer coach.Copy !req
335. Soccer coach!Copy !req
336. The world famous soccer coach.Copy !req
337. You play soccer with your legs, right?Copy !req
338. So, do you have a job for me?Copy !req
339. - I want you to join my soccer team.
- Soccer team?Copy !req
340. I haven't had a job in six months.Copy !req
341. You can use your Empty Hand
to be the goalkeeper.Copy !req
342. What's Empty Hand?
It's been so long.Copy !req
343. You know, I even forgot
when our master died.Copy !req
344. Listen. We're going to sign up
for the Supercup Tournament.Copy !req
345. The prize is one million dollars.Copy !req
346. Really? You must be the smart one.Copy !req
347. You see? You're dressed up.Copy !req
348. Our master taught us
that kung fu was sacred.Copy !req
349. Now, you have this crazy idea
to use Shaolin for soccer.Copy !req
350. Look.Copy !req
351. This is the group picture
of our master and brothers.Copy !req
352. I keep it under my pillow.Copy !req
353. Great! Let's sit down
to talk about the picture.Copy !req
354. I'll call you.
Keep a spot open for me.Copy !req
355. Get lost! I really can't talk now.
My clients are waiting for me.Copy !req
356. I'm doing a million dollar deal.
Can you hear me?Copy !req
357. My driver's off today.Copy !req
358. I lent my car to a friend
and left my wallet in my office.Copy !req
359. I can't have lunch.
I never do.Copy !req
360. I'm late! Please leave me alone.Copy !req
361. Third Brother, you could use your
Iron Shirt technique as a fullback-Copy !req
362. What's Iron Shirt?Copy !req
363. Look. There are planes in the sky.Copy !req
364. There are computers everywhere.Copy !req
365. It's the 21st century.
Please don't daydream.Copy !req
366. I think we should combine
kung fu with soccer.Copy !req
367. - We could win a lot of money.
- Are you crazy?Copy !req
368. There's no way I'm taking time off
to play soccer.Copy !req
369. Sorry, your odds are terrible.Copy !req
370. We don't know anything about soccer.Copy !req
371. And let's be honest.Copy !req
372. We wouldn't stand a chance.Copy !req
373. In fact, the probability
of winning is 0%.Copy !req
374. - Proba-
- Probability.Copy !req
375. Watch.Copy !req
376. If I toss a coin it will be heads
or it will be tails.Copy !req
377. The probability that we'd win is the
same as a coin landing on its edge.Copy !req
378. - Let me try!
- Get lost!Copy !req
379. I'm having lunch with a client!Copy !req
380. You said you never eat lunch.Copy !req
381. Time is money.
I've lost a lot just talking to you!Copy !req
382. He's Sixth Small Brother,
Weight Vest.Copy !req
383. This is the famous soccer coach, Fung.Copy !req
384. Fung, how are you?Copy !req
385. - Lead Weight?
- Shaolin Light Weight.Copy !req
386. Nice to meet you, Mr. Weight.Copy !req
387. Fifth Brother,
you want to play soccer?Copy !req
388. Yes. If you use your
Light Weight skills as a winger...Copy !req
389. - our offense would be perfect.
- Are you sure?Copy !req
390. - Of course.
- Great.Copy !req
391. Do they sell diet pills here?Copy !req
392. It's useless.Copy !req
393. Ever since the virus got into my brain,
I just can't lose any weight.Copy !req
394. I'm no longer able to use
Shaolin kung fu Weight Vest...Copy !req
395. and I can't run anymore.Copy !req
396. Okay, you're a little overweight,
but it's not that important.Copy !req
397. Forget it.Copy !req
398. This was me.Copy !req
399. I can't even get a date
looking like this.Copy !req
400. You don't know what it's like.Copy !req
401. - I do. I can't get a date either.
- Really?Copy !req
402. I've read stories about your dates
in newspapers and magazines.Copy !req
403. - What kind of papers and magazines?
- I'm sorry.Copy !req
404. I can no longer control myself.Copy !req
405. Please leave me alone.Copy !req
406. Small Brother!Copy !req
407. Believe in yourself.
I know you can do it.Copy !req
408. Everyone calls me Lazy Pig now.Copy !req
409. You're the only one
who still calls me Small Brother.Copy !req
410. Thank you.Copy !req
411. Lazy Pig, get me that roll
of toilet paper.Copy !req
412. The red one.Copy !req
413. - Soccer?
- Yes, Second Brother!Copy !req
414. If you use Hooking Leg
as a fullback, I think-Copy !req
415. - We'd be perfect!
- Right!Copy !req
416. You think I can still do Hooking Leg?Copy !req
417. You just need practice.Copy !req
418. Believe in yourself,
and you'll get it back fast.Copy !req
419. I doubt it.Copy !req
420. Why are you washing dishes?Copy !req
421. I thought you were a waiter.Copy !req
422. Why? There are so many whys.Copy !req
423. I don't know.Copy !req
424. Why isn't my dad the rich?Copy !req
425. Why am I going bald
even though I'm so handsome?Copy !req
426. Why aren't you going bald
since you're so ugly?Copy !req
427. Everyone else enjoyed their youth,
but I had to study Shaolin?Copy !req
428. Just to become a dishwasher?
To clean up after people?Copy !req
429. Calm down, Second Brother.Copy !req
430. You should try to enjoy life.Copy !req
431. Enjoy life? Stay here,
and I'll enjoy killing you!Copy !req
432. Enjoy life?Copy !req
433. You call that toilet clean?
It smells awful.Copy !req
434. If it ever smells this bad again,
you'll clean it with your tongue.Copy !req
435. Your apartment looks great!
It's well furnished.Copy !req
436. I can't believe you work
as a janitor...Copy !req
437. but live in the penthouse
on the 59th floor.Copy !req
438. You've got good taste.Copy !req
439. This kind of apartment is so popular,
I can't even get one.Copy !req
440. The ventilation is okay.
It's just a bit noisy.Copy !req
441. Can I move in with you?Copy !req
442. Forget it.
Your brothers aren't coming.Copy !req
443. We can find other players.Copy !req
444. It's my fault.
I'm not persuasive enough.Copy !req
445. Not true.
You persuaded me, didn't you?Copy !req
446. We don't have much time...Copy !req
447. and you guys have a lot to learn.Copy !req
448. So listen up and work as a team.Copy !req
449. All right! Let's go!Copy !req
450. Sell all my shares.
Yes, all five of them!Copy !req
451. Don't laugh.Copy !req
452. Hold on, I have another call.Copy !req
453. It's coming down!Copy !req
454. You finally decided
to come back down, huh?Copy !req
455. We waited over an hour for you.Copy !req
456. - What are you doing?
- Playing soccer!Copy !req
457. The ball is over there!Copy !req
458. You! Come here!Copy !req
459. Let me see you kick the ball.Copy !req
460. - The ball is over there.
- Yes. It's over there.Copy !req
461. How can you kick it
if you can't even find it?Copy !req
462. Now, there are four basic soccer drills:
pass, dribble, hold and shoot.Copy !req
463. - Coach!
- Shut up!Copy !req
464. Let's get started.Copy !req
465. Here.Copy !req
466. Hold it.Copy !req
467. Watch it. Concentrate.Copy !req
468. Don't lose it.
You can do better than that.Copy !req
469. Have you never seen a ball before?Copy !req
470. You play like an old woman.Copy !req
471. Fung, why can't I practice with them?Copy !req
472. Your leg is strong,
but you have no control.Copy !req
473. What if you kick the ball up
and hit a plane?Copy !req
474. - Ever thought of that?
- No.Copy !req
475. Small Brother.
I borrowed your eggs.Copy !req
476. What?Copy !req
477. If you can kick an egg without
breaking it, you can play with us.Copy !req
478. No problem.Copy !req
479. See. It's not easy.Copy !req
480. Small Brother, stop it.Copy !req
481. Oh, my God'. NW 999-Copy !req
482. I'll get you another one.Copy !req
483. I'll get you!
How could you do that!Copy !req
484. Concentrate.Copy !req
485. My egg!Copy !req
486. Yes! Yes!Copy !req
487. Go!Copy !req
488. Yes. Go!Copy !req
489. What are you doing?
How could you miss that one?Copy !req
490. Get it! Come on!Copy !req
491. - He's great.
- He could win a game by himself.Copy !req
492. No. It takes teamwork to win.Copy !req
493. The game is 30 minutes,
with no breaks.Copy !req
494. We'll follow the standard rules.
I'll referee.Copy !req
495. - Anyone object?
- Of course not.Copy !req
496. We're honored
to have Golden Leg referee.Copy !req
497. All of us are big fans.Copy !req
498. - This is Fung!
- Fung!Copy !req
499. Okay-Copy !req
500. Sing has already had
one run-in with your gang.Copy !req
501. Let's be civilized,
and just play a clean game.Copy !req
502. Their tidy uniform
and friendly faces...Copy !req
503. - indicate that they are sincere.
- Thank you.Copy !req
504. Relax. I'm a mechanic.Copy !req
505. I carry this with me
so I won't lose it.Copy !req
506. - I'm always on call.
- Yes, of course.Copy !req
507. As I said, I'm a mechanic...Copy !req
508. and that's why I carry a hammer.Copy !req
509. I'm familiar with
your team's unusual reputation.Copy !req
510. Don't worry.Copy !req
511. Oh, good. I'm glad
we understand each other.Copy !req
512. You better watch out.
Shake hands.Copy !req
513. I'm open!Copy !req
514. Third Brother!Copy !req
515. We're under attack.
Send reinforcements.Copy !req
516. We need reinforcements!Copy !req
517. Stand up.Copy !req
518. Get up! Stand up now!Copy !req
519. I said now!Copy !req
520. - What are you doing?
- They're killing us.Copy !req
521. What did you expect?Copy !req
522. You're going to let them
get away with this?Copy !req
523. You're ejected!Copy !req
524. Are you nuts?Copy !req
525. This is a test.Copy !req
526. If you guys can't pass it,
you shouldn't even bother playing!Copy !req
527. We just want to play soccer,
not fight a war.Copy !req
528. Soccer is war.
You must learn that.Copy !req
529. I surrender!Copy !req
530. I surrender!Copy !req
531. I surrender.Copy !req
532. You can't surrender.
We're still at war.Copy !req
533. We're not letting you go home.Copy !req
534. I can't take it anymore.Copy !req
535. We're not good enough
to play with you.Copy !req
536. Let me go to a doctor.Copy !req
537. Put this on your head.Copy !req
538. Look at you,
you look like a stray dog.Copy !req
539. Where's your dignity?
I don't ever want to see you again.Copy !req
540. Put it on your head
then you can go see a doctor.Copy !req
541. Yes, I'm a dog. I have no dignity.Copy !req
542. Give it to me.Copy !req
543. Now it's our turn.Copy !req
544. What?Copy !req
545. Their powers are back.
I can feel it.Copy !req
546. - Get your shoes ready!
- All right!Copy !req
547. The final attack!Copy !req
548. I can't believe I missed.Copy !req
549. Help!Copy !req
550. Thank you for helping us
get our kung fu back.Copy !req
551. I'm honored to have you back.Copy !req
552. It's our honor.Copy !req
553. Just a second.Copy !req
554. I'm the one who is honored.Copy !req
555. You're going to make me rich!
Thank you!Copy !req
556. We're sorry.Copy !req
557. Can we join your team?
Please give us a chance!Copy !req
558. Please!Copy !req
559. Not a bad kick.Copy !req
560. A bit more work
and Team Evil will be unbeatable.Copy !req
561. Who is this?Copy !req
562. The cripple?Copy !req
563. - What's wrong?
- I'm sorry!Copy !req
564. If it's an open tournament,
why won't you let me sign up?Copy !req
565. Golden Leg!
What are you doing?Copy !req
566. I “$.23!Copy !req
567. It's okay.Copy !req
568. Hung, my team wants to sign up.Copy !req
569. Anyone can sign up
for an open tournament.Copy !req
570. That's not how it works.Copy !req
571. I'm the chairman.Copy !req
572. I decide who signs up.Copy !req
573. - You get me?
- Yes.Copy !req
574. What's the name of your team?Copy !req
575. Come here.Copy !req
576. This is Hung.Copy !req
577. Hung!Copy !req
578. This is quite a team.Copy !req
579. I've gotta see them play.Copy !req
580. What's the name again?Copy !req
581. This is Shaolin-Copy !req
582. Okay-Copy !req
583. Go ahead and sign them up.Copy !req
584. I'll even pay your application fee.Copy !req
585. - Thank you!
- Don't mention it.Copy !req
586. Cripple, you are my brother.Copy !req
587. My shoe is dirty again.Copy !req
588. White shoes get dirty a lot.Copy !req
589. So-Copy !req
590. I'll clean it for you!Copy !req
591. I'm good at cleaning. Let me try.Copy !req
592. It's my duty.Copy !req
593. Let me try!Copy !req
594. Hi.Copy !req
595. What's going on?Copy !req
596. Where are we going?Copy !req
597. Why are you so quiet?Copy !req
598. I need to go home.Copy !req
599. - You're late.
- I won't be long.Copy !req
600. Try it on.Copy !req
601. No, I just want to see
the quality of it.Copy !req
602. Touch it.Copy !req
603. I'll get it dirty.Copy !req
604. - Don't worry. Go ahead!
- No!Copy !req
605. - Touch it!
- No.Copy !req
606. - Like it?
- So smooth.Copy !req
607. - Want one?
- I touched it. That's enough.Copy !req
608. Tomorrow, I'm going to play
in a professional soccer game.Copy !req
609. Really?Copy !req
610. I'll be famous.Copy !req
611. But if you hadn't fixed my shoes...Copy !req
612. none of this would've happened.Copy !req
613. You're very important to me.Copy !req
614. I'll get you anything you want.Copy !req
615. I'll have money soon.Copy !req
616. If you become rich and famous,
please buy me sneakers.Copy !req
617. You deserve more!Copy !req
618. You should have more
confidence in yourself.Copy !req
619. You're such a beautiful girl,
and you're a kung fu master.Copy !req
620. You've got it all.Copy !req
621. You shouldn't let your hair
cover your face.Copy !req
622. Come on!Copy !req
623. - Come on. Look at me!
- No.Copy !req
624. Look at me!Copy !req
625. You're beautiful!Copy !req
626. Really?Copy !req
627. Sure.Copy !req
628. - Is that a fly?
- Yes, but I missed it.Copy !req
629. - Did you get it?
- I did.Copy !req
630. Sorry. I made your hand dirty.Copy !req
631. It's okay.Copy !req
632. You're such a beautiful girl.Copy !req
633. Do you know that?Copy !req
634. I guess.Copy !req
635. Thank you! Thanks so much!
You sure you know?Copy !req
636. Where were you?Copy !req
637. I let you bring a girl here because
you promised to clean the floor.Copy !req
638. I will get punished
if you don't clean it.Copy !req
639. Go home. I'll call you later.Copy !req
640. be confident.
You're the best.Copy !req
641. - I like your shirt.
- I like your socks.Copy !req
642. - Let's trade.
- Good.Copy !req
643. Guys, don't be nervous.
Just try to have fun.Copy !req
644. There'll be tons of reporters
and a big crowd.Copy !req
645. Try to smile for the photographers.Copy !req
646. Be sure to thank the fans.Copy !req
647. Thank you!Copy !req
648. Thanks for your support!
Thank you!Copy !req
649. - They're just janitors.
- They're still our audience.Copy !req
650. Thank you!Copy !req
651. Shut up!Copy !req
652. Where is everyone. You said-Copy !req
653. It's just the first round.Copy !req
654. We have to make it to the finals.Copy !req
655. - Great! Let's get to the finals!
- Shut up!Copy !req
656. Team Shaolin?Copy !req
657. Look at this guy.Copy !req
658. Look at that guy.Copy !req
659. What's wrong?Copy !req
660. No smoking?Copy !req
661. What happened?Copy !req
662. It's impossible. Just a trick.Copy !req
663. What's going on?Copy !req
664. Okay, it's a trick.Copy !req
665. Let's show them what we can do.Copy !req
666. All right!Copy !req
667. Oh, come on!Copy !req
668. Please play fair.
Give us a chance.Copy !req
669. Hung, it's for you.Copy !req
670. Your tricks don't scare me!Copy !req
671. What? Forty to zip?Copy !req
672. Yeah!Copy !req
673. Iron Head scores!Copy !req
674. We bring the power of Shaolin
to soccer.Copy !req
675. Kung fu is great. It's wonderful!Copy !req
676. I want to say hi to my parents and
my Shaolin master, but they're all dead.Copy !req
677. I also want to say hi
to my friend, Mui.Copy !req
678. Mui, how are you?Copy !req
679. I'll see you soon.Copy !req
680. Hi. Can I help you?Copy !req
681. - I want-
- I understand.Copy !req
682. I'll take care of you.Copy !req
683. Show us something.Copy !req
684. Sure. Small Brother!Copy !req
685. Great!Copy !req
686. Can you show us more?Copy !req
687. Sure!Copy !req
688. Take it easy.Copy !req
689. My brothers, today we say good-bye
to our old lives and old shoes.Copy !req
690. - Hey, don't throw those around.
- Sorry.Copy !req
691. Mui'?Copy !req
692. What's up?Copy !req
693. You look great tonight.Copy !req
694. Just a little.Copy !req
695. It's a big difference.
You're so heavily made up.Copy !req
696. So you think I look nice?Copy !req
697. I have big news for you.
We won the soccer match.Copy !req
698. I know. I saw you guys on TV.Copy !req
699. Congratulations.Copy !req
700. This is for you.Copy !req
701. Thank you.Copy !req
702. Let me introduce you to my friends.Copy !req
703. Nice outfit.Copy !req
704. Hey, let me introduce you guys
to a new friend.Copy !req
705. Is she a ghost?Copy !req
706. This is my friend.Copy !req
707. - Girlfriend?
- No.Copy !req
708. This is Mui, the Tai Chi Master
I told you guys about.Copy !req
709. - Oh, nice to meet you.
- Your girlfriend is quite unique.Copy !req
710. - Yes.
- That's great.Copy !req
711. I've never seen
shoulder pads so big.Copy !req
712. I've decided to start a new trend.Copy !req
713. See? It's fashionable.Copy !req
714. Don't walk around at night.Copy !req
715. It's quite scary.Copy !req
716. It's okay.
People will get used to it soon.Copy !req
717. It will work pretty well in football.Copy !req
718. You want to borrow them?Copy !req
719. Stop it. It's not proper to talk
to a lady like this.Copy !req
720. It's okay, I can take it.Copy !req
721. Although she's a girl,
she has a great sense of humor.Copy !req
722. Mui, show us a sexy pose.Copy !req
723. Give us a kiss.Copy !req
724. - What's wrong?
- Don't touch me.Copy !req
725. Are you mad?Copy !req
726. - No, I'm not mad.
- Then-Copy !req
727. I'm sorry.Copy !req
728. We were just joking.Copy !req
729. I know you were just joking.Copy !req
730. I'm sorry,
I didn't mind at all-Copy !req
731. Don't be like this.Copy !req
732. Then why are you like this?Copy !req
733. Take your hand off me-Copy !req
734. Boss!Copy !req
735. What the hell are you doing?Copy !req
736. I was just out playing mah-jongg.Copy !req
737. Look at what you did to yourself?
You look like a ghost.Copy !req
738. Have you no shame?
You are such a disgrace.Copy !req
739. Hey, enough!Copy !req
740. Mui has the right
to dress how she wants.Copy !req
741. Can't you respect that?Copy !req
742. - I think she looks very nice today.
- Yes.Copy !req
743. - She looks great.
- Don't be mean to her.Copy !req
744. I'll yell at her if I want to.
Who the hell are you guys?Copy !req
745. They are my friends.Copy !req
746. I agree with them completely.Copy !req
747. I think I look beautiful now.Copy !req
748. And I like the way I am.Copy !req
749. If you don't like it...Copy !req
750. you can simply go away.Copy !req
751. Who do you think
you're talking to?Copy !req
752. I'm talking to you.Copy !req
753. You are a mean
and coldhearted boss.Copy !req
754. You're asking for it!Copy !req
755. How dare you hit me?Copy !req
756. I can't believe this.
Who do you think you are?Copy !req
757. I am who I am.
lam Mui.Copy !req
758. I'm gonna tell
your mother about this.Copy !req
759. Mui, well done!Copy !req
760. We were just joking earlier.
Please forgive us.Copy !req
761. We weren't laughing at you,
your sexy pose really was sexy.Copy !req
762. Really?Copy !req
763. Do you...Copy !req
764. like the way I look?Copy !req
765. Well-Copy !req
766. You certainly have more confidence.Copy !req
767. I want to tell you something.Copy !req
768. What?Copy !req
769. I like you.Copy !req
770. I like you too.Copy !req
771. Is this love?Copy !req
772. You-Copy !req
773. You're joking.Copy !req
774. No. I'm serious.Copy !req
775. Absolutely not. This is not love.Copy !req
776. We're friends forever.Copy !req
777. Don't you think we should be friends?Copy !req
778. It's fine.Copy !req
779. So you'll still come see me?Copy !req
780. I can still fix your shoes.Copy !req
781. No, thanks. I can buy new ones.Copy !req
782. Things have changed.Copy !req
783. I have to think about the future.Copy !req
784. Don't be like this.Copy !req
785. You're crying.Copy !req
786. Don't be that way.Copy !req
787. I understand.Copy !req
788. Sorry.Copy !req
789. - Congratulations!
- Sit with us.Copy !req
790. Cheers!Copy !req
791. If we win this, we'll go to the finals.Copy !req
792. To the finals!Copy !req
793. - But don't underestimate our opponent.
- Underestimate our opponent!Copy !req
794. You don't have a chance.Copy !req
795. We haven't lost all year.Copy !req
796. How'd they do that?Copy !req
797. It must be special effects.Copy !req
798. - Good morning, Hung.
- Good morning.Copy !req
799. Come here.Copy !req
800. You're a lucky guy.Copy !req
801. You're lucky to coach
such a great team.Copy !req
802. Thank you.Copy !req
803. Iron Head and Iron Shirt is practiced
as performance art on the street.Copy !req
804. It's amusing to see your team
use kung fu to play soccer...Copy !req
805. and make it to the finals.Copy !req
806. You did a good job.Copy !req
807. Don't waste our time.Copy !req
808. If you forfeit the game
you can join my Evil Team.Copy !req
809. It's not a bad check this time.Copy !req
810. You can get the money
before you sign the deal.Copy !req
811. That's a lot of money.Copy !req
812. Enough to retire.Copy !req
813. Of course. We're like brothers.Copy !req
814. Thank you.
But I don't think I can accept it.Copy !req
815. What? Do you think
I'm trying to trick you?Copy !req
816. I think you've
put a great team together.Copy !req
817. I'd like you to come work for me.Copy !req
818. Don't get upset.Copy !req
819. Think about your future.
Forget about our past, okay?Copy !req
820. Hung, I'm not mad at you anymore.Copy !req
821. I know it was all my faults.
I can't blame anyone else.Copy !req
822. You're lying.Copy !req
823. I know you too well.
You're too greedy to pass this up.Copy !req
824. You're right.Copy !req
825. I am greedy.
My team is greedy too.Copy !req
826. But we don't care about the money.Copy !req
827. We care about the championship.Copy !req
828. See you on the soccer field.Copy !req
829. Pull over.Copy !req
830. - Mui!
- She's dead!Copy !req
831. How?Copy !req
832. - I killed her!
- Impossible!Copy !req
833. Mui is a kung fu master.
You could never hurt her.Copy !req
834. What do you want?Copy !req
835. Revenge!Copy !req
836. Come on. It was only a joke.Copy !req
837. She's still alive.
She just doesn't work here anymore.Copy !req
838. Why not?Copy !req
839. Well, we're famous for our
sweet steamed buns...Copy !req
840. and Mui made
the sweetest ones of all.Copy !req
841. But now they're salty and bitter.
She was ruining my business.Copy !req
842. There was salt in them?Copy !req
843. Yes.Copy !req
844. Now is there anything else
I can do for you, sir?Copy !req
845. No thanks.Copy !req
846. Hey!Copy !req
847. We've got a game to play!Copy !req
848. Will Team Evil
score a lot of goals today?Copy !req
849. Scoring goals is not
the only way to win.Copy !req
850. But make no mistake, we will win.Copy !req
851. No way!Copy !req
852. Those American drugs
work better than I expected.Copy !req
853. Actually, the referee, linesman...Copy !req
854. soccer association, soccer federation
and soccer committee...Copy !req
855. all stand on my side.
How can they possibly beat me?Copy !req
856. No problem!Copy !req
857. - You rule!
- Good job!Copy !req
858. You the man!Copy !req
859. Throw-in? Are you crazy?Copy !req
860. How can you call that a throw-in?Copy !req
861. Hung, are you here to fight
or play soccer?Copy !req
862. I should break their legs
like I broke yours!Copy !req
863. Then you'd have
a whole team of cripples!Copy !req
864. Cripples! Cripples!
At least you'd have company.Copy !req
865. I'm sorry. I should take a break.Copy !req
866. It's okay.
Your body may leave the field...Copy !req
867. but your spirit will stay behind.Copy !req
868. Get ready! It's my turn.Copy !req
869. Small Brother!Copy !req
870. Wake up! The clock already ran out.Copy !req
871. It's only halftime.
Their team is already badly injured.Copy !req
872. They won't be able to play
the second half. Go home!Copy !req
873. You won't be able
to finish the game.Copy !req
874. Boring.Copy !req
875. I'll dance to provide
some entertainment.Copy !req
876. No, you're not going to dance.
I am!Copy !req
877. I've had enough.Copy !req
878. Break it up!Copy !req
879. You want me to eject someone?Copy !req
880. Who did that?Copy !req
881. Did anyone see?Copy !req
882. I'd like to see you do that
to my face!Copy !req
883. Gently.Copy !req
884. What kind of kung fu was that?Copy !req
885. I can't take much more!Copy !req
886. I knew they would play dirty.Copy !req
887. I just didn't think
they would play this dirty.Copy !req
888. They've never been this good.Copy !req
889. They must be cheating.Copy !req
890. Call the police.Copy !req
891. We just have to play harder.Copy !req
892. We can still win this!Copy !req
893. I forgot. I left the oven on!Copy !req
894. My wife needs me.
She's about to have a baby.Copy !req
895. Can't she wait until the game's over?Copy !req
896. But they're killing us!Copy !req
897. Please. I'm begging you.Copy !req
898. - I'm begging you too.
- Wait. Wait!Copy !req
899. Calm down.Copy !req
900. Calm down!Copy !req
901. He's right!Copy !req
902. We must pull together.Copy !req
903. We only have eight players left.Copy !req
904. If one more is injured,
we have to forfeit.Copy !req
905. We'll have to show these guys
that we can block their killer kicks!Copy !req
906. That's easy for you to say.
You try blocking one of them.Copy !req
907. What are you talking about?Copy !req
908. Calm down.Copy !req
909. Calm down!Copy !req
910. Shut up.Copy !req
911. I wonder if I can block them.Copy !req
912. Shaolin Barricade Shield!Copy !req
913. Barricade?Copy !req
914. They can't even block one kick!Copy !req
915. - Are you okay?
- I'm fine.Copy !req
916. Chun, it's Tin.Copy !req
917. I've kept this secret for 20 years.Copy !req
918. I love you.Copy !req
919. Are we playing too dirty?Copy !req
920. - I don't think so.
- Really?Copy !req
921. Play even dirtier!Copy !req
922. Brothers! Go!Copy !req
923. What?Copy !req
924. Look out!Copy !req
925. Get it!Copy !req
926. I don't believe it.Copy !req
927. Get up! If you're injured,
you forfeit!Copy !req
928. You're right. I'm fine.Copy !req
929. The game's almost over!
Use the special attack!Copy !req
930. Special attack?Copy !req
931. That's it. They're out of players.
We won!Copy !req
932. Team Shaolin,
I only see seven players.Copy !req
933. If you don't have a substitute
you'll forfeit the game.Copy !req
934. Those are the rules.Copy !req
935. Any substitutes?Copy !req
936. Congratulations!Copy !req
937. I'm here.Copy !req
938. I'm their substitute.Copy !req
939. I'm a goalie.Copy !req
940. Why do you look like E.T.?Copy !req
941. You said I should
get rid of the hair in my eyes.Copy !req
942. What are you doing here?Copy !req
943. I want to help.Copy !req
944. How can you help?Copy !req
945. Phone home.
You don't belong on Earth.Copy !req
946. I really want to help.
Trust me.Copy !req
947. - Let me try.
- No way!Copy !req
948. Look. You can't play in those.Copy !req
949. Put these on.Copy !req
950. The other side.Copy !req
951. Go!Copy !req
952. All right!Copy !req
953. Watch out!Copy !req
954. What happened?Copy !req
955. What happened?Copy !req
956. - Boss, watch out!
- Don't touch me!Copy !req
957. Boss!Copy !req
958. Boss!Copy !req
959. Shaolin Team wins the championship.Copy !req
960. Evil Team's drug use leads to
permanent suspension.Copy !req
961. Coach Hung sentenced
to five years in jail.Copy !req
962. Wait.Copy !req
963. Stop the bus.Copy !req
964. Phone home.
You don't belong on Earth.Copy !req
965. I'm talking about thousands of dollars.Copy !req
966. You're a bunch of losers-Copy !req
967. Don't laugh.Copy !req
968. The grand prize is a lot of money.Copy !req
969. I can't get it out.Copy !req
970. I'm a postgraduate student.Copy !req
971. Postgraduate student?Copy !req
972. Let's start over.Copy !req
973. I'm a postgraduate student.Copy !req
974. - What's wrong?
- Don't touch me.Copy !req
975. Are you mad?Copy !req
976. No, I'm not mad.Copy !req
977. - What's wrong?
- Don't touch me.Copy !req
978. Are you mad?Copy !req
979. - I'm not mad.
- Then-Copy !req
980. I am begging YOU-Copy !req
981. Don't do this.Copy !req
982. You have to help me.Copy !req
983. Please, don't!Copy !req
984. It's greatCopy !req
985. I don't know the lyrics. Sorry.Copy !req
986. Don't you dare!Copy !req
987. - They're just janitors.
- They're still our-Copy !req
988. I heard you have amazing legs.Copy !req
989. Cut!Copy !req
990. This is a crescent wrench.
It's for screwing-Copy !req
991. - Are you sure?
- You're so sick.Copy !req
992. My team is greedy too.Copy !req
993. But we don't care
about this plane ticket-Copy !req
994. Plane ticket?
Are you going somewhere?Copy !req
995. Chun, it's Tin.Copy !req
996. I've kept this secret for 20 years.Copy !req
997. I love you.Copy !req
998. This is not Chun.
This is Kung.Copy !req
999. Sorry, Kung.Copy !req
1000. Please tell your wife
what I just told you.Copy !req
1001. Thanks.Copy !req