1. Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.Copy !req
2. What is the meaning of this check?
Do you want me to cheat?Copy !req
3. No. I'm just the middleman.Copy !req
4. Are you playing a joke on me,
or trying to cause trouble?Copy !req
5. Do you think you can
replace me if I fail?Copy !req
6. Look at this!Copy !req
7. I'm the only Golden Leg!Copy !req
8. - Make sure you remember that.
- It's not that.Copy !req
9. I just want a kickback.
Please don't tell anybody.Copy !req
10. You're trash!Copy !req
11. I'm sorry. Catch you later.Copy !req
12. Golden Leg! Golden Leg!Copy !req
13. You've been number one ever since
Fung got his golden leg broken.Copy !req
14. First as a player, then as a coach.Copy !req
15. I'm better than Fung ever was.Copy !req
16. Team Evil has won the Supercup
the last five years.Copy !req
17. - What's your secret?
- Secret?Copy !req
18. They just have the best coach.Copy !req
19. So you're confident
that your team will win again?Copy !req
20. Are you new?
Don't ask stupid questions.Copy !req
21. Good morning.Copy !req
22. Golden Leg.Copy !req
23. Hung! Good morning.Copy !req
24. Hung, your shoe's dirty.
Let me clean it for you.Copy !req
25. It's okay. I'll do it.Copy !req
26. Hung, I'll get the car.Copy !req
27. Hung, you said if I worked hard
I could coach my own team.Copy !req
28. I'm ready!Copy !req
29. I think I can train a team
to be as good as Team Evil.Copy !req
30. Do you really think
I'd let you coach?Copy !req
31. But you said-Copy !req
32. Get real.Copy !req
33. You're a joke.Copy !req
34. Take a look at yourself.Copy !req
35. This tattoo is all that's left
of your fame.Copy !req
36. Hung...Copy !req
37. I've served you for 20 years.
How can you say that?Copy !req
38. Let's be honest.
Things have changed.Copy !req
39. You used to be a great player,
but now you're nothing.Copy !req
40. I've had enough.Copy !req
41. I've kept you around for 20 years...Copy !req
42. but it's time for you
to take care of yourself.Copy !req
43. Hung!Copy !req
44. You've got a lot of nerve.Copy !req
45. If you hadn't tricked me
with a bad check 20 years ago...Copy !req
46. you'd be working for me right now.Copy !req
47. It was your idea to throw the game.Copy !req
48. Are you throwing a tantrum?Copy !req
49. Say it a bit louder.
Did you guys hear that?Copy !req
50. Make sure the reporters can hear it.Copy !req
51. Say what you want.
Take a look at yourself.Copy !req
52. Do you think anyone would believe
a crippled has-been like you?Copy !req
53. - You-
- Don't be angry.Copy !req
54. If you want to blame anyone,
blame yourself.Copy !req
55. Blame your own greediness.Copy !req
56. Get lost.Copy !req
57. One more thing...Copy !req
58. I hired that mob to break your leg.Copy !req
59. Yuppies.Copy !req
60. They're not very skilled
at playing soccer.Copy !req
61. What was that?Copy !req
62. I said...Copy !req
63. they're not very skilled
at playing soccer.Copy !req
64. You think you can do better?Copy !req
65. There must be a fusion
of mind and foot.Copy !req
66. What kind of fusion?Copy !req
67. My late idol, Master Bruce Lee...Copy !req
68. invented the ultimate kick.Copy !req
69. If you want to learn about it,
I'll give you kung fu lessons.Copy !req
70. Kung fu lessons?
You look like a janitor.Copy !req
71. My job as janitor is only temporary.Copy !req
72. I'm a postgraduate student.Copy !req
73. Postgraduate student?Copy !req
74. I'm trying to develop
an effective method...Copy !req
75. of promoting Shaolin kung fu.Copy !req
76. Here's my card.Copy !req
77. Authentic Shaolin school.
Mighty Steel Leg.Copy !req
78. Look! I know what I'm talking about.Copy !req
79. I don't need kung fu.Copy !req
80. I'm more of an intellectual.Copy !req
81. It doesn't matter.Copy !req
82. Look at this woman.Copy !req
83. Yeah, she's sexy. So what?Copy !req
84. No.Copy !req
85. Watch this!Copy !req
86. If she knew Shaolin kung fu...Copy !req
87. she wouldn't have fallen.
Get me?Copy !req
88. Shaolin kung fu
can work for everyone!Copy !req
89. Excuse me!
Do you want to learn kung fu?Copy !req
90. Are you crazy?Copy !req
91. Look over there.Copy !req
92. If she had studied Shaolin Iron Hand
parking would be much easier.Copy !req
93. Kung fu is wonderful.Copy !req
94. - Excuse me, do you want to learn-
- Here. Get lost.Copy !req
95. Hey, you should share that with me.Copy !req
96. Let's not fight. See that guy?Copy !req
97. What are you doing?
You're way too slow.Copy !req
98. That's it! You're fired!Copy !req
99. - I'm sorry.
- Get lost!Copy !req
100. If he knew Shaolin Flying Sword...Copy !req
101. he'd still have a job!Copy !req
102. You think Shaolin
is the answer to everything.Copy !req
103. There is nothing more powerful.
All kung fu derives from it.Copy !req
104. People have the wrong idea
about kung fu.Copy !req
105. It isn't really about fighting.Copy !req
106. Kung fu is a complete way of life.Copy !req
107. I'm looking for a good way
to show people...Copy !req
108. how it can make their lives better.Copy !req
109. - Enough already!
- But-Copy !req
110. I have important things to do.
I've heard enough.Copy !req
111. Please seize this opportunity!
Cripples can still learn kung fu.Copy !req
112. Who are you calling a cripple!Copy !req
113. This leg has kicked hundreds of goals.Copy !req
114. I'm sorry!Copy !req
115. Do you know who you're talking to?Copy !req
116. I'm the famous Golden Leg.Copy !req
117. You're...Copy !req
118. just a bum!Copy !req
119. - You think I'm impressed?
- Get these cans out of here.Copy !req
120. - Okay.
- Right away.Copy !req
121. Cheap trick.Copy !req
122. Get lost.Copy !req
123. Excuse me!
Can you help me move this?Copy !req
124. No problem!Copy !req
125. Your leg's amazing!Copy !req
126. Twenty cents!Copy !req
127. Only twenty cents?
How about an advance?Copy !req
128. No way! Get lost.Copy !req
129. Mui, ten steamed buns please!Copy !req
130. Using Tai Chi kung fu to make
steamed buns is a brilliant ideaCopy !req
131. They look so sweet and tastyCopy !req
132. Your mastery is astonishingCopy !req
133. It shows in your every movementCopy !req
134. What are you doing?Copy !req
135. Singing is the best way for me
to express my greatest esteem.Copy !req
136. Wow, what a beauty!Copy !req
137. I'm not beautiful.
Don't laugh at me!Copy !req
138. I bet the steamed buns are wonderful.Copy !req
139. Delicious!Copy !req
140. Was that Shifting Bodies
and Transposing Shadows?Copy !req
141. No, it's Shove A Thousand Cattle
with Four Tails.Copy !req
142. Right!Copy !req
143. That's why the buns
are so tender, yet firm.Copy !req
144. Sixty cents each.
Two for a dollar.Copy !req
145. That much?Copy !req
146. They're worth every penny.Copy !req
147. This is all I have.Copy !req
148. - Can I pay tomorrow?
- No!Copy !req
149. Spoken with the grace and economy
of a true kung fu master.Copy !req
150. I'm a Shaolin master too.Copy !req
151. - Can I pay tomorrow?
- No!Copy !req
152. Okay!Copy !req
153. Here are some fine sneakers.Copy !req
154. I'll give them to you,
if you let me have one more bun.Copy !req
155. - I'll call the cops.
- Fine.Copy !req
156. Come on, give me a break.Copy !req
157. You're so beautiful.Copy !req
158. Shut up!Copy !req
159. Please stop singing.Copy !req
160. Just pay and get out of here.Copy !req
161. If you want to sing,
do it on the mountain.Copy !req
162. Only crazy people sing here.Copy !req
163. I disagree with the young lady.Copy !req
164. Just because you sing out loud here
doesn't make you a lunatic.Copy !req
165. My name is Dynamite.Copy !req
166. My dream is to become
a great composer one day.Copy !req
167. This gentleman's song
is very creative and sincere.Copy !req
168. - Thank you!
- You're welcome!Copy !req
169. I also love to sing.Copy !req
170. When I'm inspired
I feel so passionate...Copy !req
171. I could explode.Copy !req
172. My dream is to become
a great choreographer.Copy !req
173. Let's go!Copy !req
174. Have you lost your mind?Copy !req
175. Stand straight! Put your hands down!
Get to work!Copy !req
176. Lunatics!Copy !req
177. What's going on here?Copy !req
178. I never should have gone
for a facial...Copy !req
179. and left the place in your hands!Copy !req
180. What do you want?Copy !req
181. Relax. We were just having fun.Copy !req
182. I'm here for the buns.Copy !req
183. What about my buns?Copy !req
184. Okay! Okay! Just a minute!
Did that bum pay?Copy !req
185. He did.Copy !req
186. These are disgusting.
Get rid of them!Copy !req
187. First Brother!Copy !req
188. Okay, okay. Keep working!
Clean everything!Copy !req
189. Are you sick, First Brother?Copy !req
190. I've got a bit of a hangover.
What do you want?Copy !req
191. - I've had a revelation.
- A revelation?Copy !req
192. How to promote kung fu
in a brand new way.Copy !req
193. Not again.Copy !req
194. Singing!Copy !req
195. You know we're great singers.
You can't deny it.Copy !req
196. - Leave me alone.
- We owe it to our teacher.Copy !req
197. He's dead.Copy !req
198. - It's worth a try.
- Forget it.Copy !req
199. I told you to be down-to-earth.Copy !req
200. There's an opening here.
You can clean toilets.Copy !req
201. Don't waste your life
chasing dreams.Copy !req
202. Without dreams,
we're no different than anchovies.Copy !req
203. You are an anchovy,
you shoeless small fry.Copy !req
204. - Why chase your dream?
- Why not.Copy !req
205. The fire in my heart
can't be easily extinguished.Copy !req
206. Why not? Just blow it out.Copy !req
207. - But I can light it up again.
- Enough already!Copy !req
208. We both have our own lives.Copy !req
209. Please don't bother me.
I have to work to support my family.Copy !req
210. You're just going to forget about
your Iron Head after all that work?Copy !req
211. Never!Copy !req
212. I still practice my Iron Head...Copy !req
213. every single day!Copy !req
214. Fei!Copy !req
215. Boss.Copy !req
216. You idiot!Copy !req
217. You forgot to book
a band for tonight.Copy !req
218. - Don't worry, I have an idea.
- Tell me.Copy !req
219. Let's combine Shaolin kung fu
with singing and dancing.Copy !req
220. - What kind of Shaolin kung fu?
- Observe.Copy !req
221. Is he good enough
to perform on stage?Copy !req
222. - He's good enough.
- How about you?Copy !req
223. Me?Copy !req
224. Shit.Copy !req
225. How about your Iron Head?Copy !req
226. If you don't perform well,
I'll kill you tomorrow.Copy !req
227. - Sure.
- First Big Brother, thank you.Copy !req
228. - Shaolin kung fu is great
- Really greatCopy !req
229. - Shaolin kung fu is wonderful
- WonderfulCopy !req
230. - I'm Iron Head
- Iron HeadCopy !req
231. - He's Mighty Steel Leg
- Mighty Steel LegCopy !req
232. Be serious!Copy !req
233. - Shaolin kung fu is great
- Really greatCopy !req
234. - Shaolin kung fu is wonderful
- WonderfulCopy !req
235. - I'm Mighty Steel Leg
- Mighty Steel LegCopy !req
236. He's Iron HeadCopy !req
237. I'm choking.Copy !req
238. It sounds like you're
strangling a cat.Copy !req
239. This song sucks.Copy !req
240. You sounded like a dying animal.Copy !req
241. Who wrote that garbage?Copy !req
242. - Yeah, who?
- Who?Copy !req
243. Creative work is highly subjective,
so I'll accept your criticism.Copy !req
244. But it's only
the beginning of the show.Copy !req
245. Wait until we show you why we're called
Mighty Steel Leg and Iron Head.Copy !req
246. Iron Head?Copy !req
247. I told you the lyrics
were too intellectual.Copy !req
248. - I'm not Iron Head. He's-
- Iron Head?Copy !req
249. - Mighty Steel Leg!
- He's Mighty Steel Leg!Copy !req
250. That's your Mighty Steel Leg?Copy !req
251. - I'll kill you.
- Mighty Steel Leg.Copy !req
252. I'm the real Mighty Steel Leg.Copy !req
253. - Iron Head.
- Don't you understand?Copy !req
254. - He's the real-
- Iron Head.Copy !req
255. You're so stubborn.Copy !req
256. Do you want to fight
with a customer?Copy !req
257. Thank you so much.
Happy hour went by fast.Copy !req
258. It's time for us to say
good night right now.Copy !req
259. Let's listen to some music.Copy !req
260. You crazy guy.Copy !req
261. - Let's see how much you can take.
- Thank you.Copy !req
262. You're a bum.Copy !req
263. Come on. Nothing to see.Copy !req
264. You want some more?
Sure you want to fight us all?Copy !req
265. I promised my master
I'd never fight.Copy !req
266. I told you he'd wimp out!Copy !req
267. But I expect an apology!Copy !req
268. An apology?
You should apologize to us!Copy !req
269. You said you wouldn't use
kung fu to fight.Copy !req
270. I'm not here to fight.
I'm here to play soccer.Copy !req
271. So much for your kung fu-Copy !req
272. Don't be such a baby. What?Copy !req
273. I give up. I apologize!Copy !req
274. Do you have any change?Copy !req
275. Yes.Copy !req
276. Thirty cents.Copy !req
277. - Are you stealing my money?
- Yes.Copy !req
278. - Was that Praying Mantis Style?
- Yes.Copy !req
279. You should learn Shaolin instead.Copy !req
280. Can I see your leg?Copy !req
281. I don't care.
Do what you want.Copy !req
282. It's the real deal.Copy !req
283. It looks like an ordinary leg.Copy !req
284. It's Shaolin Mighty Steel Leg.
It's patented.Copy !req
285. You could use your kung fu
to play soccer.Copy !req
286. You think so?Copy !req
287. Yes, why not.Copy !req
288. Of course.Copy !req
289. That's a great idea. Kung fu soccer.Copy !req
290. Why didn't I think of that?
How do I go about it?Copy !req
291. You'll need my help.Copy !req
292. I'm Golden Leg, the soccer star.Copy !req
293. Now I'm a coach.Copy !req
294. - Great! You can teach me soccer.
- I don't know.Copy !req
295. It's a great idea.Copy !req
296. I'll think about it!Copy !req
297. There's nothing to think about.
We should start right now!Copy !req
298. We've got nothing to lose.Copy !req
299. It takes a lot of training.Copy !req
300. Let's do it! What do I need?Copy !req
301. A pair of shoes.Copy !req
302. Do you have the money for the buns?Copy !req
303. - No, but-
- I threw them out.Copy !req
304. Oh, my God!Copy !req
305. Those sneakers were a mess.
They were all worn out.Copy !req
306. I know, I know.Copy !req
307. If my boss sees you,
she'll start yelling.Copy !req
308. I couldn't bring myself to toss them.
I fixed them instead.Copy !req
309. First Brother, what's wrong?
Are you okay?Copy !req
310. I'm fine.Copy !req
311. What do you want?Copy !req
312. I finally found a great way
to promote Shaolin kung fu.Copy !req
313. Soccer!Copy !req
314. Please leave me alone!Copy !req
315. You got me into a lot of trouble.
They demoted me.Copy !req
316. Now I have to clean the toilets.Copy !req
317. - But we'd be great.
- No! Absolutely not!Copy !req
318. If you humiliate me again, my family
will commit suicide in front of you.Copy !req
319. Committing suicide
is not the answer.Copy !req
320. Be brave.
Believe in yourself.Copy !req
321. I'm a complete loser. Please!
Please don't ever come here again.Copy !req
322. If you want to form a soccer team,
just ask the other brothers.Copy !req
323. Please, no more!Copy !req
324. Hopeless.Copy !req
325. Good morning, Fourth Brother.Copy !req
326. Good morning, Sing.
How are you?Copy !req
327. Let me introduce you
to a great guy. He's-Copy !req
328. Nice to meet you!Copy !req
329. I'm Fung.Copy !req
330. It's an honor to meet
such a great businessman.Copy !req
331. - He's got a lot of style.
- Fung is a soccer coach.Copy !req
332. Soccer coach!Copy !req
333. The world famous soccer coach.Copy !req
334. You play soccer with your legs, right?Copy !req
335. So, do you have a job for me?Copy !req
336. - I want you to join my soccer team.
- Soccer team?Copy !req
337. I haven't had a job in six months.Copy !req
338. You can use your Empty Hand
to be the goalkeeper.Copy !req
339. What's Empty Hand?
It's been so long.Copy !req
340. You know, I even forgot
when our master died.Copy !req
341. Listen. We're going to sign up
for the Supercup Tournament.Copy !req
342. The prize is one million dollars.Copy !req
343. Really? You must be the smart one.Copy !req
344. You see? You're dressed up.Copy !req
345. Our master taught us
that kung fu was sacred.Copy !req
346. Now, you have this crazy idea
to use Shaolin for soccer.Copy !req
347. Look.Copy !req
348. This is the group picture
of our master and brothers.Copy !req
349. I keep it under my pillow.Copy !req
350. Great! Let's sit down
to talk about the picture.Copy !req
351. I'll call you.
Keep a spot open for me.Copy !req
352. Get lost! I really can't talk now.
My clients are waiting for me.Copy !req
353. I'm doing a million dollar deal.
Can you hear me?Copy !req
354. My driver's off today.Copy !req
355. I lent my car to a friend
and left my wallet in my office.Copy !req
356. I can't have lunch.
I never do.Copy !req
357. I'm late! Please leave me alone.Copy !req
358. Third Brother, you could use your
Iron Shirt technique as a fullback-Copy !req
359. What's Iron Shirt?Copy !req
360. Look. There are planes in the sky.Copy !req
361. There are computers everywhere.Copy !req
362. It's the 21 st century.
Please don't daydream.Copy !req
363. I think we should combine
kung fu with soccer.Copy !req
364. - We could win a lot of money.
- Are you crazy?Copy !req
365. There's no way I'm taking time off
to play soccer.Copy !req
366. Sorry, your odds are terrible.Copy !req
367. We don't know anything about soccer.Copy !req
368. And let's be honest.Copy !req
369. We wouldn't stand a chance.Copy !req
370. In fact, the probability
of winning is 0%.Copy !req
371. - Proba-
- Probability.Copy !req
372. Watch.Copy !req
373. If I toss a coin it will be heads
or it will be tails.Copy !req
374. The probability that we'd win is the
same as a coin landing on its edge.Copy !req
375. - Let me try!
- Get lost!Copy !req
376. I'm having lunch with a client!Copy !req
377. You said you never eat lunch.Copy !req
378. Time is money.
I've lost a lot just talking to you!Copy !req
379. He's Sixth Small Brother,
Weight Vest.Copy !req
380. This is the famous soccer coach, Fung.Copy !req
381. Fung, how are you?Copy !req
382. - Lead Weight?
- Shaolin Light Weight.Copy !req
383. Nice to meet you, Mr. Weight.Copy !req
384. Fifth Brother,
you want to play soccer?Copy !req
385. Yes. If you use your
Light Weight skills as a winger...Copy !req
386. - our offense would be perfect.
- Are you sure?Copy !req
387. - Of course.
- Great.Copy !req
388. Do they sell diet pills here?Copy !req
389. It's useless.Copy !req
390. Ever since the virus got into my brain,
I just can't lose any weight.Copy !req
391. I'm no longer able to use
Shaolin kung fu Weight Vest...Copy !req
392. and I can't run anymore.Copy !req
393. Okay, you're a little overweight,
but it's not that important.Copy !req
394. Forget it.Copy !req
395. This was me.Copy !req
396. I can't even get a date
looking like this.Copy !req
397. You don't know what it's like.Copy !req
398. - I do. I can't get a date either.
- Really?Copy !req
399. I've read stories about your dates
in newspapers and magazines.Copy !req
400. - What kind of papers and magazines?
- I'm sorry.Copy !req
401. I can no longer control myself.Copy !req
402. Please leave me alone.Copy !req
403. Small Brother!Copy !req
404. Believe in yourself.
I know you can do it.Copy !req
405. Everyone calls me Lazy Pig now.Copy !req
406. You're the only one
who still calls me Small Brother.Copy !req
407. Thank you.Copy !req
408. Lazy Pig, get me that roll
of toilet paper.Copy !req
409. The red one.Copy !req
410. - Soccer?
- Yes, Second Brother!Copy !req
411. If you use Hooking Leg
as a fullback, I think-Copy !req
412. - We'd be perfect!
- Right!Copy !req
413. You think I can still do Hooking Leg?Copy !req
414. You just need practice.Copy !req
415. Believe in yourself,
and you'll get it back fast.Copy !req
416. I doubt it.Copy !req
417. Why are you washing dishes?Copy !req
418. I thought you were a waiter.Copy !req
419. Why? There are so many whys.Copy !req
420. I don't know.Copy !req
421. Why isn't my dad the rich?Copy !req
422. Why am I going bald
even though I'm so handsome?Copy !req
423. Why aren't you going bald
since you're so ugly?Copy !req
424. Everyone else enjoyed their youth,
but I had to study Shaolin?Copy !req
425. Just to become a dishwasher?
To clean up after people?Copy !req
426. Calm down, Second Brother.Copy !req
427. You should try to enjoy life.Copy !req
428. Enjoy life? Stay here,
and I'll enjoy killing you!Copy !req
429. Enjoy life?Copy !req
430. You call that toilet clean?
It smells awful.Copy !req
431. If it ever smells this bad again,
you'll clean it with your tongue.Copy !req
432. Your apartment looks great!
It's well furnished.Copy !req
433. I can't believe you work
as a janitor...Copy !req
434. but live in the penthouse
on the 59th floor.Copy !req
435. You've got good taste.Copy !req
436. This kind of apartment is so popular,
I can't even get one.Copy !req
437. The ventilation is okay.
It's just a bit noisy.Copy !req
438. Can I move in with you?Copy !req
439. Forget it.
Your brothers aren't coming.Copy !req
440. We can find other players.Copy !req
441. It's my fault.
I'm not persuasive enough.Copy !req
442. Not true.
You persuaded me, didn't you?Copy !req
443. We don't have much time...Copy !req
444. and you guys have a lot to learn.Copy !req
445. So listen up and work as a team.Copy !req
446. All right! Let's go!Copy !req
447. Sell all my shares.
Yes, all five of them!Copy !req
448. Don't laugh.Copy !req
449. Hold on, I have another call.Copy !req
450. It's coming down!Copy !req
451. You finally decided
to come back down, huh?Copy !req
452. We waited over an hour for you.Copy !req
453. - What are you doing?
- Playing soccer!Copy !req
454. The ball is over there!Copy !req
455. You! Come here!Copy !req
456. Let me see you kick the ball.Copy !req
457. - The ball is over there.
- Yes. It's over there.Copy !req
458. How can you kick it
if you can't even find it?Copy !req
459. Now, there are four basic soccer drills:
Pass, dribble, hold and shoot.Copy !req
460. - Coach!
- Shut up!Copy !req
461. Let's get started.Copy !req
462. Here.Copy !req
463. Hold it.Copy !req
464. Watch it. Concentrate.Copy !req
465. Don't lose it.
You can do better than that.Copy !req
466. Have you never seen a ball before?Copy !req
467. You play like an old woman.Copy !req
468. Fung, why can't I practice with them?Copy !req
469. Your leg is strong,
but you have no control.Copy !req
470. What if you kick the ball up
and hit a plane?Copy !req
471. - Ever thought of that?
- No.Copy !req
472. Small Brother.
I borrowed your eggs.Copy !req
473. What?Copy !req
474. If you can kick an egg without
breaking it, you can play with us.Copy !req
475. No problem.Copy !req
476. See. It's not easy.Copy !req
477. Small Brother, stop it.Copy !req
478. Oh, my God! My egg.Copy !req
479. I'll get you another one.Copy !req
480. I'll get you!
How could you do that!Copy !req
481. Concentrate.Copy !req
482. My egg!Copy !req
483. Yes! Yes!Copy !req
484. Go!Copy !req
485. Yes. Go!Copy !req
486. What are you doing?
How could you miss that one?Copy !req
487. Get it! Come on!Copy !req
488. - He's great.
- He could win a game by himself.Copy !req
489. No. It takes teamwork to win.Copy !req
490. The game is 30 minutes,
with no breaks.Copy !req
491. We'll follow the standard rules.
I'll referee.Copy !req
492. - Anyone object?
- Of course not.Copy !req
493. We're honored
to have Golden Leg referee.Copy !req
494. All of us are big fans.Copy !req
495. - This is Fung!
- Fung!Copy !req
496. Okay.Copy !req
497. Sing has already had
one run-in with your gang.Copy !req
498. Let's be civilized,
and just play a clean game.Copy !req
499. Their tidy uniform
and friendly faces...Copy !req
500. - indicate that they are sincere.
- Thank you.Copy !req
501. Relax. I'm a mechanic.Copy !req
502. I carry this with me
so I won't lose it.Copy !req
503. - I'm always on call.
- Yes, of course.Copy !req
504. As I said, I'm a mechanic...Copy !req
505. and that's why I carry a hammer.Copy !req
506. I'm familiar with
your team's unusual reputation.Copy !req
507. Don't worry.Copy !req
508. Oh, good. I'm glad
we understand each other.Copy !req
509. You better watch out.
Shake hands.Copy !req
510. I'm open!Copy !req
511. Third Brother!Copy !req
512. We're under attack.
Send reinforcements.Copy !req
513. We need reinforcements!Copy !req
514. Stand up.Copy !req
515. Get up! Stand up now!Copy !req
516. I said now!Copy !req
517. - What are you doing?
- They're killing us.Copy !req
518. What did you expect?Copy !req
519. You're going to let them
get away with this?Copy !req
520. You're ejected!Copy !req
521. Are you nuts?Copy !req
522. This is a test.Copy !req
523. If you guys can't pass it,
you shouldn't even bother playing!Copy !req
524. We just want to play soccer,
not fight a war.Copy !req
525. Soccer is war.
You must learn that.Copy !req
526. I surrender!Copy !req
527. I surrender.Copy !req
528. You can't surrender.
We're still at war.Copy !req
529. We're not letting you go home.Copy !req
530. I can't take it anymore.Copy !req
531. We're not good enough
to play with you.Copy !req
532. Let me go to a doctor.Copy !req
533. Put this on your head.Copy !req
534. Look at you,
you look like a stray dog.Copy !req
535. Where's your dignity?
I don't ever want to see you again.Copy !req
536. Put it on your head
then you can go see a doctor.Copy !req
537. Yes, I'm a dog. I have no dignity.Copy !req
538. Give it to me.Copy !req
539. Now it's our turn.Copy !req
540. What?Copy !req
541. Their powers are back.
I can feel it.Copy !req
542. - Get your shoes ready!
- All right!Copy !req
543. The final attack!Copy !req
544. I can't believe I missed.Copy !req
545. Help!Copy !req
546. Thank you for helping us
get our kung fu back.Copy !req
547. I'm honored to have you back.Copy !req
548. It's our honor.Copy !req
549. Just a second.Copy !req
550. I'm the one who is honored.Copy !req
551. You're going to make me rich!
Thank you!Copy !req
552. We're sorry.Copy !req
553. Can we join your team?
Please give us a chance!Copy !req
554. Please!Copy !req
555. Not a bad kick.Copy !req
556. A bit more work
and Team Evil will be unbeatable.Copy !req
557. Who is this?Copy !req
558. The cripple?Copy !req
559. - What's wrong?
- I'm sorry!Copy !req
560. If it's an open tournament,
why won't you let me sign up?Copy !req
561. Golden Leg!
What are you doing?Copy !req
562. - Hung!
- He-Copy !req
563. It's okay.Copy !req
564. Hung, my team wants to sign up.Copy !req
565. Anyone can sign up
for an open tournament.Copy !req
566. That's not how it works.Copy !req
567. I'm the chairman.Copy !req
568. I decide who signs up.Copy !req
569. - You get me?
- Yes.Copy !req
570. What's the name of your team?Copy !req
571. Come here.Copy !req
572. This is Hung.Copy !req
573. Hung!Copy !req
574. This is quite a team.Copy !req
575. I've gotta see them play.Copy !req
576. What's the name again?Copy !req
577. This is Shaolin-Copy !req
578. Okay.Copy !req
579. Go ahead and sign them up.Copy !req
580. I'll even pay your application fee.Copy !req
581. - Thank you!
- Don't mention it.Copy !req
582. Cripple, you are my brother.Copy !req
583. My shoe is dirty again.Copy !req
584. White shoes get dirty a lot.Copy !req
585. So-Copy !req
586. I'll clean it for you!Copy !req
587. I'm good at cleaning. Let me try.Copy !req
588. It's my duty.Copy !req
589. Let me try!Copy !req
590. Hi.Copy !req
591. What's going on?Copy !req
592. Where are we going?Copy !req
593. Why are you so quiet?Copy !req
594. I need to go home.Copy !req
595. - You're late.
- I won't be long.Copy !req
596. Try it on.Copy !req
597. No, I just want to see
the quality of it.Copy !req
598. Touch it.Copy !req
599. I'll get it dirty.Copy !req
600. - Don't worry. Go ahead!
- No!Copy !req
601. - Touch it!
- No.Copy !req
602. - Like it?
- So smooth.Copy !req
603. - Want one?
- I touched it. That's enough.Copy !req
604. Tomorrow, I'm going to play
in a professional soccer game.Copy !req
605. Really?Copy !req
606. I'll be famous.Copy !req
607. But if you hadn't fixed my shoes...Copy !req
608. none of this would've happened.Copy !req
609. You're very important to me.Copy !req
610. I'll get you anything you want.Copy !req
611. I'll have money soon.Copy !req
612. If you become rich and famous,
please buy me sneakers.Copy !req
613. You deserve more!Copy !req
614. You should have more
confidence in yourself.Copy !req
615. You're such a beautiful girl,
and you're a kung fu master.Copy !req
616. You've got it all.Copy !req
617. You shouldn't let your hair
cover your face.Copy !req
618. Come on!Copy !req
619. - Come on. Look at me!
- No.Copy !req
620. Look at me!Copy !req
621. You're beautiful!Copy !req
622. Really?Copy !req
623. Sure.Copy !req
624. - Is that a fly?
- Yes, but I missed it.Copy !req
625. - Did you get it?
- I did.Copy !req
626. Sorry. I made your hand dirty.Copy !req
627. It's okay.Copy !req
628. You're such a beautiful girl.Copy !req
629. Do you know that?Copy !req
630. I guess.Copy !req
631. Thank you! Thanks so much!
You sure you know?Copy !req
632. Where were you?Copy !req
633. I let you bring a girl here because
you promised to clean the floor.Copy !req
634. I will get punished
if you don't clean it.Copy !req
635. Go home. I'll call you later.Copy !req
636. Be confident.
You're the best.Copy !req
637. - I like your shirt.
- I like your socks.Copy !req
638. - Let's trade.
- Good.Copy !req
639. Guys, don't be nervous.
Just try to have fun.Copy !req
640. There'll be tons of reporters
and a big crowd.Copy !req
641. Try to smile for the photographers.Copy !req
642. Be sure to thank the fans.Copy !req
643. Thank you!Copy !req
644. Thanks for your support!
Thank you!Copy !req
645. - They're just janitors.
- They're still our audience.Copy !req
646. Thank you!Copy !req
647. Shut up!Copy !req
648. Where is everyone. You said-Copy !req
649. It's just the first round.Copy !req
650. We have to make it to the finals.Copy !req
651. - Great! Let's get to the finals!
- Shut up!Copy !req
652. Team Shaolin?Copy !req
653. Look at this guy.Copy !req
654. Look at that guy.Copy !req
655. What's wrong?Copy !req
656. No smoking?Copy !req
657. What happened?Copy !req
658. It's impossible. Just a trick.Copy !req
659. What's going on?Copy !req
660. Okay, it's a trick.Copy !req
661. Let's show them what we can do.Copy !req
662. All right!Copy !req
663. Oh, come on!Copy !req
664. Please play fair.
Give us a chance.Copy !req
665. Hung, it's for you.Copy !req
666. Your tricks don't scare me!Copy !req
667. What? Forty to zip?Copy !req
668. Yeah!Copy !req
669. Iron Head scores!Copy !req
670. We bring the power of Shaolin
to soccer.Copy !req
671. Kung fu is great. It's wonderful!Copy !req
672. I want to say hi to my parents and
my Shaolin master, but they're all dead.Copy !req
673. I also want to say hi
to my friend, Mui.Copy !req
674. Mui, how are you?Copy !req
675. I'll see you soon.Copy !req
676. Hi. Can I help you?Copy !req
677. - I want-
- I understand.Copy !req
678. I'll take care of you.Copy !req
679. Show us something.Copy !req
680. Sure. Small Brother!Copy !req
681. Great!Copy !req
682. Can you show us more?Copy !req
683. Sure!Copy !req
684. Take it easy.Copy !req
685. My brothers, today we say good-bye
to our old lives and old shoes.Copy !req
686. - Hey, don't throw those around.
- Sorry.Copy !req
687. Mui?Copy !req
688. What's up?Copy !req
689. You look great tonight.Copy !req
690. Just a little.Copy !req
691. It's a big difference.
You're so heavily made up.Copy !req
692. So you think I look nice?Copy !req
693. I have big news for you.
We won the soccer match.Copy !req
694. I know. I saw you guys on TV.Copy !req
695. Congratulations.Copy !req
696. This is for you.Copy !req
697. Thank you.Copy !req
698. Let me introduce you to my friends.Copy !req
699. Nice outfit.Copy !req
700. Hey, let me introduce you guys
to a new friend.Copy !req
701. Is she a ghost?Copy !req
702. This is my friend.Copy !req
703. - Girlfriend?
- No.Copy !req
704. This is Mui, the Tai Chi Master
I told you guys about.Copy !req
705. - Oh, nice to meet you.
- Your girlfriend is quite unique.Copy !req
706. - Yes.
- That's great.Copy !req
707. I've never seen
shoulder pads so big.Copy !req
708. I've decided to start a new trend.Copy !req
709. See? It's fashionable.Copy !req
710. Don't walk around at night.Copy !req
711. It's quite scary.Copy !req
712. It's okay.
People will get used to it soon.Copy !req
713. It will work pretty well in football.Copy !req
714. You want to borrow them?Copy !req
715. Stop it. It's not proper to talk
to a lady like this.Copy !req
716. It's okay, I can take it.Copy !req
717. Although she's a girl,
she has a great sense of humor.Copy !req
718. Mui, show us a sexy pose.Copy !req
719. Give us a kiss.Copy !req
720. - What's wrong?
- Don't touch me.Copy !req
721. Are you mad?Copy !req
722. - No, I'm not mad.
- Then-Copy !req
723. I'm sorry.Copy !req
724. We were just joking.Copy !req
725. I know you were just joking.Copy !req
726. I'm sorry,
I didn't mind at all-Copy !req
727. Don't be like this.Copy !req
728. Then why are you like this?Copy !req
729. Take your hand off me-Copy !req
730. Boss!Copy !req
731. What the hell are you doing?Copy !req
732. I was just out playing mah-jongg.Copy !req
733. Look at what you did to yourself?
You look like a ghost.Copy !req
734. Have you no shame?
You are such a disgrace.Copy !req
735. Hey, enough!Copy !req
736. Mui has the right
to dress how she wants.Copy !req
737. Can't you respect that?Copy !req
738. - I think she looks very nice today.
- Yes.Copy !req
739. - She looks great.
- Don't be mean to her.Copy !req
740. I'll yell at her if I want to.
Who the hell are you guys?Copy !req
741. They are my friends.Copy !req
742. I agree with them completely.Copy !req
743. I think I look beautiful now.Copy !req
744. And I like the way I am.Copy !req
745. If you don't like it...Copy !req
746. you can simply go away.Copy !req
747. Who do you think
you're talking to?Copy !req
748. I'm talking to you.Copy !req
749. You are a mean
and coldhearted boss.Copy !req
750. You're asking for it!Copy !req
751. How dare you hit me?Copy !req
752. I can't believe this.
Who do you think you are?Copy !req
753. I am who I am.
I am Mui.Copy !req
754. I'm gonna tell
your mother about this.Copy !req
755. Mui, well done!Copy !req
756. We were just joking earlier.
Please forgive us.Copy !req
757. We weren't laughing at you,
your sexy pose really was sexy.Copy !req
758. Really?Copy !req
759. Do you...Copy !req
760. like the way I look?Copy !req
761. Well-Copy !req
762. You certainly have more confidence.Copy !req
763. I want to tell you something.Copy !req
764. What?Copy !req
765. I like you.Copy !req
766. I like you too.Copy !req
767. Is this love?Copy !req
768. You-Copy !req
769. You're joking.Copy !req
770. No. I'm serious.Copy !req
771. Absolutely not. This is not love.Copy !req
772. We're friends forever.Copy !req
773. Don't you think we should be friends?Copy !req
774. It's fine.Copy !req
775. So you'll still come see me?Copy !req
776. I can still fix your shoes.Copy !req
777. No, thanks. I can buy new ones.Copy !req
778. Things have changed.Copy !req
779. I have to think about the future.Copy !req
780. Don't be like this.Copy !req
781. You're crying.Copy !req
782. Don't be that way.Copy !req
783. I understand.Copy !req
784. Sorry.Copy !req
785. - Congratulations!
- Sit with us.Copy !req
786. Cheers!Copy !req
787. If we win this, we'll go to the finals.Copy !req
788. To the finals!Copy !req
789. - But don't underestimate our opponent.
- Underestimate our opponent!Copy !req
790. You don't have a chance.Copy !req
791. We haven't lost all year.Copy !req
792. How'd they do that?Copy !req
793. It must be special effects.Copy !req
794. - Good morning, Hung.
- Good morning.Copy !req
795. Come here.Copy !req
796. You're a lucky guy.Copy !req
797. You're lucky to coach
such a great team.Copy !req
798. Thank you.Copy !req
799. Iron Head and Iron Shirt is practiced
as performance art on the street.Copy !req
800. It's amusing to see your team
use kung fu to play soccer...Copy !req
801. and make it to the finals.Copy !req
802. You did a good job.Copy !req
803. Don't waste our time.Copy !req
804. If you forfeit the game
you can join my Evil Team.Copy !req
805. It's not a bad check this time.Copy !req
806. You can get the money
before you sign the deal.Copy !req
807. That's a lot of money.Copy !req
808. Enough to retire.Copy !req
809. Of course. We're like brothers.Copy !req
810. Thank you.
But I don't think I can accept it.Copy !req
811. What? Do you think
I'm trying to trick you?Copy !req
812. I think you've
put a great team together.Copy !req
813. I'd like you to come work for me.Copy !req
814. Don't get upset.Copy !req
815. Think about your future.
Forget about our past, okay?Copy !req
816. Hung, I'm not mad at you anymore.Copy !req
817. I know it was all my faults.
I can't blame anyone else.Copy !req
818. You're lying.Copy !req
819. I know you too well.
You're too greedy to pass this up.Copy !req
820. You're right.Copy !req
821. I am greedy.
My team is greedy too.Copy !req
822. But we don't care about the money.Copy !req
823. We care about the championship.Copy !req
824. See you on the soccer field.Copy !req
825. Pull over.Copy !req
826. - Mui!
- She's dead!Copy !req
827. How?Copy !req
828. - I killed her!
- Impossible!Copy !req
829. Mui is a kung fu master.
You could never hurt her.Copy !req
830. What do you want?Copy !req
831. Revenge!Copy !req
832. Come on. It was only a joke.Copy !req
833. She's still alive.
She just doesn't work here anymore.Copy !req
834. Why not?Copy !req
835. Well, we're famous for our
sweet steamed buns...Copy !req
836. and Mui made
the sweetest ones of all.Copy !req
837. But now they're salty and bitter.
She was ruining my business.Copy !req
838. There was salt in them?Copy !req
839. Yes.Copy !req
840. Now is there anything else
I can do for you, sir?Copy !req
841. No thanks.Copy !req
842. Hey!Copy !req
843. We've got a game to play!Copy !req
844. Will Team Evil
score a lot of goals today?Copy !req
845. Scoring goals is not
the only way to win.Copy !req
846. But make no mistake, we will win.Copy !req
847. No way!Copy !req
848. Those American drugs
work better than I expected.Copy !req
849. Actually, the referee, linesman...Copy !req
850. soccer association, soccer federation
and soccer committee...Copy !req
851. all stand on my side.
How can they possibly beat me?Copy !req
852. No problem!Copy !req
853. - You rule!
- Good job!Copy !req
854. You the man!Copy !req
855. Throw-in? Are you crazy?Copy !req
856. How can you call that a throw-in?Copy !req
857. Hung, are you here to fight
or play soccer?Copy !req
858. I should break their legs
like I broke yours!Copy !req
859. Then you'd have
a whole team of cripples!Copy !req
860. Cripples! Cripples!
At least you'd have company.Copy !req
861. I'm sorry. I should take a break.Copy !req
862. It's okay.
Your body may leave the field...Copy !req
863. but your spirit will stay behind.Copy !req
864. Get ready! It's my turn.Copy !req
865. Small Brother!Copy !req
866. Wake up! The clock already ran out.Copy !req
867. It's only halftime.
Their team is already badly injured.Copy !req
868. They won't be able to play
the second half. Go home!Copy !req
869. You won't be able
to finish the game.Copy !req
870. Boring.Copy !req
871. I'll dance to provide
some entertainment.Copy !req
872. No, you're not going to dance.
I am!Copy !req
873. I've had enough.Copy !req
874. Break it up!Copy !req
875. You want me to eject someone?Copy !req
876. Who did that?Copy !req
877. Did anyone see?Copy !req
878. I'd like to see you do that
to my face!Copy !req
879. Gently.Copy !req
880. What kind of kung fu was that?Copy !req
881. I can't take much more!Copy !req
882. I knew they would play dirty.Copy !req
883. I just didn't think
they would play this dirty.Copy !req
884. They've never been this good.Copy !req
885. They must be cheating.Copy !req
886. Call the police.Copy !req
887. We just have to play harder.Copy !req
888. We can still win this!Copy !req
889. I forgot. I left the oven on!Copy !req
890. My wife needs me.
She's about to have a baby.Copy !req
891. Can't she wait until the game's over?Copy !req
892. But they're killing us!Copy !req
893. Please. I'm begging you.Copy !req
894. - I'm begging you too.
- Wait. Wait!Copy !req
895. Calm down.Copy !req
896. Calm down!Copy !req
897. He's right!Copy !req
898. We must pull together.Copy !req
899. We only have eight players left.Copy !req
900. If one more is injured,
we have to forfeit.Copy !req
901. We'll have to show these guys
that we can block their killer kicks!Copy !req
902. That's easy for you to say.
You try blocking one of them.Copy !req
903. What are you talking about?Copy !req
904. Calm down.Copy !req
905. Calm down!Copy !req
906. Shut up.Copy !req
907. I wonder if I can block them.Copy !req
908. Shaolin Barricade Shield!Copy !req
909. Barricade?Copy !req
910. They can't even block one kick!Copy !req
911. - Are you okay?
- I'm fine.Copy !req
912. Chun, it's Tin.Copy !req
913. I've kept this secret for 20 years.Copy !req
914. I love you.Copy !req
915. Are we playing too dirty?Copy !req
916. - I don't think so.
- Really?Copy !req
917. Play even dirtier!Copy !req
918. Brothers! Go!Copy !req
919. What?Copy !req
920. Look out!Copy !req
921. Get it!Copy !req
922. I don't believe it.Copy !req
923. Get up! If you're injured,
you forfeit!Copy !req
924. You're right. I'm fine.Copy !req
925. The game's almost over!
Use the special attack!Copy !req
926. Special attack?Copy !req
927. That's it. They're out of players.
We won!Copy !req
928. Team Shaolin,
I only see seven players.Copy !req
929. If you don't have a substitute
you'll forfeit the game.Copy !req
930. Those are the rules.Copy !req
931. Any substitutes?Copy !req
932. Congratulations!Copy !req
933. I'm here.Copy !req
934. I'm their substitute.Copy !req
935. I'm a goalie.Copy !req
936. Why do you look like E.T.?Copy !req
937. You said I should
get rid of the hair in my eyes.Copy !req
938. What are you doing here?Copy !req
939. I want to help.Copy !req
940. How can you help?Copy !req
941. Phone home.
You don't belong on Earth.Copy !req
942. I really want to help.
Trust me.Copy !req
943. - Let me try.
- No way!Copy !req
944. Look. You can't play in those.Copy !req
945. Put these on.Copy !req
946. The other side.Copy !req
947. Go!Copy !req
948. All right!Copy !req
949. Watch out!Copy !req
950. What happened?Copy !req
951. - Boss, watch out!
- Don't touch me!Copy !req
952. Boss!Copy !req
953. Shaolin Team wins the championship.Copy !req
954. Evil Team's drug use leads to
permanent suspension.Copy !req
955. Coach Hung sentenced
to five years in jail.Copy !req
956. Wait.Copy !req
957. Stop the bus.Copy !req
958. Phone home.
You don't belong on Earth.Copy !req
959. I'm talking about thousands of dollars.Copy !req
960. You're a bunch of losers-Copy !req
961. Don't laugh.Copy !req
962. The grand prize is a lot of money.Copy !req
963. I can't get it out.Copy !req
964. I'm a postgraduate student.Copy !req
965. Postgraduate student?Copy !req
966. Let's start over.Copy !req
967. I'm a postgraduate student.Copy !req
968. - What's wrong?
- Don't touch me.Copy !req
969. Are you mad?Copy !req
970. No, I'm not mad.Copy !req
971. - What's wrong?
- Don't touch me.Copy !req
972. Are you mad?Copy !req
973. - I'm not mad.
- Then-Copy !req
974. I am begging you.Copy !req
975. Don't do this.Copy !req
976. You have to help me.Copy !req
977. Please, don't!Copy !req
978. It's greatCopy !req
979. I don't know the lyrics. Sorry.Copy !req
980. Don't you dare!Copy !req
981. - They're just janitors.
- They're still our-Copy !req
982. I heard you have amazing legs.Copy !req
983. Cut!Copy !req
984. This is a crescent wrench.
It's for screwing-Copy !req
985. - Are you sure?
- You're so sick.Copy !req
986. My team is greedy too.Copy !req
987. But we don't care
about this plane ticket-Copy !req
988. Plane ticket?
Are you going somewhere?Copy !req
989. Chun, it's Tin.Copy !req
990. I've kept this secret for 20 years.Copy !req
991. I love you.Copy !req
992. This is not Chun.
This is Kung.Copy !req
993. Sorry, Kung.Copy !req
994. Please tell your wife
what I just told you.Copy !req
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