1. Venerable ancestors, 1000 years
ago the Evil One was driven
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there would come a time
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perversion would rise again,
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5. and the Evil One would be able to return.
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6. That time is now.
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7. At the end of Mercury's next journey,
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8. the dragon shall dance
through the hoop of Jupiter.
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9. If at that moment, the
monkey will ride the jaguar,
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be such that the Evil One will
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12. reign supreme for eternity.
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13. There is only one being who
can confront the Evil One.
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14. The Chosen One is on his way to us now.
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15. I'm gonna kill you!
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16. Hey!
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17. A 560SL!
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18. Outrageous!
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19. Arthur, when did you get it?
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20. Hey, this baby was my commission
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21. on that Stuart Pandex takeover.
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22. You were in on Stuart Pandex?
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23. You lucky bastard.
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24. Hey, luck had nothing to do with it.
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25. My cleaning lady's nephew's son
works for Reginald Stuart.
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26. I knew about that deal six months ago.
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27. Hey!
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28. Inside information, that's illegal.
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29. And this, my friend, is
a Mercedes convertible.
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30. And it's all mine!
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31. Ha ha!
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32. Ichiro!
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33. Bye-bye, Kabukiman.
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34. It looks like you and
your family are through!
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35. You can kill me, but you can't
the spirit of Kabukiman.
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36. Your husband, Ichiro, can't
make it to his performance
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38. Too bad because you're going
to be the hit on Broadway!
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39. I'm telling you,
man, with these wheels
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be falling all over you.
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41. Huh?
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42. Oh, my!
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43. Dear me!
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44. What happened?
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45. Here you go, buddy.
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46. Get yourself a cup of coffee.
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47. Griswold's the name.
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48. Thank you!
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49. Sergeant Harry Griswold, NYPD.
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50. This city can take its toll on some.
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51. Don't get me wrong, there
are a lot of nice qualities
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52. about this town.
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54. I was following up on a lead to
what some might consider just
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55. another New York City massacre.
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of a high-rise window,
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into shredded wheat.
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62. Instead, I stopped at my
favorite sidewalk cafe
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on my way to some kind
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64. of amateur kabuki performance.
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65. Good evening, ladies and gentlemen,
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66. and welcome to "Lifestyles of
the Wealthy and Well-Known."
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67. Today, we are in a glamorous
New York City theater
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is a special performance
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kabuki players adaptation
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70. of "The Kabuki Couples."
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71. Tonight, we are fortunate to
focus our spotlight of glamor
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72. on Mr. Reginald Stuart,
New York billionaire
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73. businessman and philanthropist.
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74. Good evening, Mr. Stuart.
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75. Good evening, Brian.
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76. It's a great pleasure
to be with you tonight.
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79. That's right we did.
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funding is the best way
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83. The reason we've sponsored this
particular kabuki performance
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88. Five minutes to curtain, Mr. Sato.
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ready to pass the gift
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91. He will now consume the banquet of joining.
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94. by going to the kabuki theater.
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95. It's a tradition that's been
going on for hundreds of years.
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women and do some kind
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99. I had no idea what I was getting into.
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100. What I did know was that I
had missed another date
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102. Grandfather, I grow nervous.
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103. The performance has already begun
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104. and the Chosen One has not yet arrived.
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105. If he's not here to receive the gift
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the eye of the squid,
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107. what shall transpire?
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108. Hey, Oscar-San, you must have some hand.
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kabuki powers to me?
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111. But Grandfather!
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this place is a real mess.
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113. Why do you guys
always make such a mess?
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114. Eat, eat, eat.
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115. Drink, drink, drink.
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116. It's all you ever do.
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117. Stop complaining.
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118. Shh!
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119. Hey, stop it!
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120. Cut that out, Felix-San.
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121. Do something,
Oscar-San, do something.
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122. No!
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123. No!
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124. This is great, huh?
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126. Everybody freeze!
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127. Police!
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128. Get out of the way!
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129. Move it!
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130. Oh my god, I don't
believe what I'm seeing!
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131. The performers are being mowed down
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134. Ah!
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135. Bullets fly and rip my flesh.
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136. Even I am not immune to
the dazzling gun play
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137. as I could very well be cut in half.
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138. It's truly mind numbing.
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139. More fabulous in its scope
than... than even the fabulous
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141. Shoot her.
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142. Go ahead, shoot her.
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143. What are you doing?
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144. I think I just saved your life, miss.
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145. Remove yourself from my
body, you filthy oaf!
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146. You're welcome.
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147. Hey, hey, hey, what are you doing?
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148. Hey!
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149. Knock it off!
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150. Let's get out of here!
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151. We're supposed to be having fun here!
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152. Whoa!
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155. It's something crazy!
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156. OK.
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157. I'm wearing a dress.
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158. First I'm kissed by a guy,
now I'm wearing a dress.
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159. Fine.
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160. Frank, take couple of notes here.
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161. How did it feel watching
your grandfather being
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163. Police!
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164. Freeze!
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167. Well, when the bullets started
flying I hit the floor.
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168. Yeah, it was like something
out of the movies!
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Any numbers?
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170. Did you see anything?
There were five of them.
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171. There were twelve!
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172. There were five!
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173. We don't want to get involved.
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174. Freeze!
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176. of boss is Captain Bender was.
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177. Always around when things were going wrong.
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178. I know this is a hard and
trying time for you,
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his beautiful kabuki costume?
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181. I - had to admit I felt pretty
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there only made matters worse.
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184. Rembrandt, what could possibly
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186. when you decided to shoot
up an entire theater?
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187. We've almost achieved all our goals.
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188. There's no reason to draw
attention to our operation now.
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189. Now I'm going to have to get involved
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190. and wipe all your little asses.
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191. Yes?
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192. Reverend.
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194. Snipes is here.
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195. Send him in.
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196. Reverend Snipes, so good to see you.
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197. What brings you here at
such an ungodly hour?
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198. Who are you kidding, Reggie?
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199. We got business to discuss.
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200. Oh, have we?
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201. You bet your corporate butt we do.
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202. Your little contributions
to my youth center
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205. I got expenses, and an overhead
like you wouldn't believe.
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208. So, what is your point, Reverend?
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209. I tell my people to stop patronizing
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like that fast food chain.
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211. And you'll feel that power
give you a good, hard kick
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212. in that fat wallet of yours.
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police detective who's
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sure you wouldn't want any word
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financial involvement
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219. Sir.
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220. You can't go in there, sir.
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221. I go where I please!
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222. You can't!
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223. Uncle Reggie, sorry for barging
in, but we've got to talk.
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224. Excuse me, Reverend, this
will only take a second.
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for that shit at the theater,
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229. you were going to get me
off and make me a vice
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231. No jail.
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233. Nothing.
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234. Just a couple of mug shots and
a statement, and that's it.
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235. That was our understanding.
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236. But I just spent the past
four hours down in the can
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237. with some real criminals
waiting for your guy
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skinhead named Gunther?
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241. It ain't no picnic!
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242. Ah, Skipper, Skipper, calm down, boy.
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243. I guarantee you'll never
spend another night in jail.
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244. Use the magazine!
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245. He's getting blood all over my new carpet!
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246. You always wanted to be on the
cover the "Financial Week,".
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247. Skippy.
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249. You look great!
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250. Now let's see, where were we?
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251. Ah, yes.
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252. You were threatening me.
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253. You're nothing but a third-rate
con man, Reverend Snipes.
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254. But I have a need for you.
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255. That is, if you think
you can play hardball.
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256. Are you ready for the
major leagues, Reverend?
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257. Good.
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258. There's a lot of tension in the city now,
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260. When it starts to boil over, I'll
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270. Hey, Harry, where's your pretty dress?
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272. Yeah, right.
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273. Hey, it's Madam Butterfly.
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274. Do you want some milk, Harry?
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276. Hey, Connie.
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but I hate to say it,
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286. I'd like to, Harry, but I
got to be in court tonight.
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290. Running?
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291. I'll be wearing my new
spandex jogging shorts.
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should get some more exercise.
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295. You don't have the legs for spandex.
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296. Besides, Bender wants to
see you in his office.
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297. Now!
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298. Do you come to this jail often?
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299. Oh, I'm a steady patron here!
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300. Yes!
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301. Commissioner, look, I understand that.
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302. Look, I'll do it.
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303. Damn!
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304. You're busy, I'll come back.
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305. Griswold, sit down.
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308. OK.
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309. I can explain.
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310. First of all, it wasn't a dress
I was wearing, it was a kimono.
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311. I don't want to know!
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you that while you were
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315. What?
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316. You heard me.
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317. Some cracked out wacko did it.
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318. Seems he had it in for Japanese every
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319. since he got fired for using
drugs at a Toyota plant.
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320. I was there there.
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321. There were at least five guys shooting.
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322. Yeah.
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323. The other men were Stuart security men.
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324. And, by the way, you shot four of them!
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325. Fortunately, they're OK.
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326. Reginald Stuart advised them not to press
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328. your ass to Reginald Stuart!
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329. There is no way those guys were security!
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330. They... they were shooting at the actors!
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331. They were shooting at me!
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332. Harry, you're not fucking listening to me!
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shot up the theater.
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337. Case closed.
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338. Who's this?
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339. That's the perp.
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340. You see, I told you.
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341. That's not the guy!
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342. Harry, you don't get it, do you?
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343. That's it.
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344. The case is closed.
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345. Look, I'm happy.
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347. The Mayor is happy.
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348. And Reginald Stuart is happy.
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349. And there's one other loose end.
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350. There's a woman waiting for you
in the interrogation room.
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351. She says she was at the theater last night.
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352. The old man who was killed
was her grandfather.
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give her the good news.
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356. That's it.
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357. The case is closed!
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358. You have a very important new assignment,
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360. I'm taking Joseph off, and
I'm putting you on it.
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364. And they're my stupid, stolen shirts!
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366. This is the part where you leave, Griswold.
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368. She's leaking!
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supermortal powers that
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generations of kabuki actors
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383. Oh, oh, oh, oh.
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your face at the theater.
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happened, and I know you've
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killed your grandfather.
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was not killed by a man.
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the spirit of the Evil One.
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grown woman, all right?
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through the hoop of Jupiter.
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monkey will ride the jaguar
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be such that the Evil One will
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away to pick up Mr. Evil.
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For the big money...
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430. I am the detective, and
you are a fruit loop!
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gave me about Reginald
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interrupting something.
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to you, Detective Griswold?
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financed the Japanese theater
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Detective Griswold,
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press charges against you.
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doing your job, weren't you?
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than usual, Mr. Stuart,
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478. Have you ever considered
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479. working in the private
sector, Detective Griswold?
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480. You could afford so many nice things.
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481. I don't need nice things.
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482. Isn't that an authentic Shogun
sword from the Tokugawa Yasin.
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483. Shogunate?
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484. Manufactured in Edo in, I'd say, 1638?
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485. Well, yes, as a matter of
fact it is a Tokugawa.
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486. And it was made in Edo.
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487. But how did you know that?
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488. How did I know that?
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489. It's such a beautiful instrument.
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490. So perfectly balanced.
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491. May I?
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492. Please.
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493. Hyah!
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494. Hyah!
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495. Hyah.
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496. Kabukiman-San Jo.
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498. Detective Griswold.
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499. Detective Griswold!
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500. Oh.
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501. Oh.
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502. Oh.
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503. I hope that wasn't expensive.
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504. Expensive?
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505. That vase costs just a little bit more
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506. than you're likely to make... ever.
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507. I thought
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508. it was best I left things the way
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509. they were with Reggie Stuart.
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510. Anyway, I had a very important
appointment with Connie LaRosa.
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511. It was my big chance to impress her.
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512. Yo, Gris.
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513. Lookin' good!
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514. Come on, I want to see you sweat.
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515. You do this to yourself every day?
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516. No, I usually run 10 miles.
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517. But today, since you're here,
I think we'll only do three.
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518. Besides, we should save
our energy for later.
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519. Later?
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520. Yeah, later.
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521. Connie?
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522. Yeah?
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523. I gotta stop now, or I'll die.
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524. Not bad, Gris.
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525. I expected you to boot two laps ago.
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526. You're an animal, LaRosa!
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527. An animal!
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528. I don't know, but if you're
after this Reverend Snipes guy,
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529. I almost pity the poor bastard.
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530. You know all those wonderful youth centers
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531. he's got set up all over town?
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532. Well, it just so happens that
he's using it as a front
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533. for a major drug operation.
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534. And he's got this huge corporation Stuart.
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535. Pandex paying for whole thing!
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536. Stuart Pandex?
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537. As in Reginald Stuart?
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538. You know how Snipes passed himself off
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539. as this anti-establishment activist,
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540. like he's some kind of man of
the street, friend of the poor?
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541. Well, it just so happens that
he's a major shareholder
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542. in Stuart Pandex.
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543. And not only that, Harry, he
hasn't paid taxes in years!
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544. Hasn't paid taxes?
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545. He oughta run for mayor.
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546. I got enough to bust this
guy right now, Harry.
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547. I just got to put all the
information together
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548. for Bender.
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549. I'm going to make detective
for this one, Harry!
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550. You deserve it, Connie.
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551. You're a good cop.
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552. You think so, Harry?
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553. You know I do.
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554. Tonight.
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555. Thanks.
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556. I think I'll run a few more laps.
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557. You'll wait here for me?
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558. Knock yourself out.
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559. What kind of a detective was I?
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560. LaRosa was after Snipes, but
Snipes was going to get LaRosa.
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561. I should have been there for her.
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562. Hey, you!
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563. You!
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564. Haven't I seen you around
Reverend Snipes' youth center?
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565. Snooping around the boys?
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566. The boys just love spandex.
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567. Hey! What's the matter with you?
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568. I was just kidding, sweetheart.
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569. Get off!
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570. Enjoy your spandex!
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571. You just got yourself a whole
bunch of new boyfriends.
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572. Mm!
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573. Hey!
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574. Get the freaking bitch!
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575. Come on, let's go.
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576. Ah!
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577. Get off!
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578. Connie!
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579. Freeze!
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580. Police!
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581. Ooh!
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582. Hey, this guy's not normal.
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583. What the...?
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584. Ah!
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585. Ow!
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586. What the hell?
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587. Oh!
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588. Kabukiman-San Jo.
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589. Ow, shit.
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590. Hey!
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591. Who put that there?
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592. Die!
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593. We're gonna mess you up!
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594. You're dead meat!
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595. Yoohoo!
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596. Ah!
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597. Ah!
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598. Come on, man, let's go.
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599. Come on.
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600. One more time.
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601. Come on.
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602. Stop!
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603. He's innocent!
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604. Stay back!
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605. This is police business!
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606. Whoa!
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607. Oh!
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608. You're going down, faggot!
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609. Oh my god!
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610. He's using chopsticks!
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611. Suppose if he used knives and forks!
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612. You clumsy, carnival punk!
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613. What are you gonna do to me?
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614. A poor, defenseless woman, huh?
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615. A woman alone!
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616. And, besides, that
looks ridiculous!
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617. Sounds like my ex-wife.
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618. Oh, here, you want it?
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619. Here you go.
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620. Ooh!
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621. Ooh!
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622. Connie!
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623. Officer, don't bother taking notes.
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624. Only three people were killed.
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625. But I feel much safer in the park now.
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626. This guy in the bathrobe is a real hero.
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627. A real New York hero, huh?
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628. Yeah!
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629. Connie!
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630. Oof!
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631. I... I'm sorry.
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632. I shouldn't have let this happen.
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633. What are you doing here?
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634. Shh!
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635. - Freeze you two!
- Don't shoot!
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636. Stop! I'm a cop.
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637. I'm a cop.
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638. I have a badge.
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639. I'm Harry Griswold.
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640. Griswold?
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641. Hey, I heard about this guy
running around with make up on.
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642. All right, Griswold, let
me see your shield.
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643. What the?
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644. Oh.
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645. What... sorry.
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646. Slowly.
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647. Holy shit.
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648. It is Griswold.
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649. Yeah, that's the guy.
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650. He did it to us.
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651. Shut up, you weenie.
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652. Pig.
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653. Lotus
and I rode in the ambulance
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654. with LaRosa but the doctors made us leave
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655. and so Lotus and I decided to wait
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656. it out at an Italian
restaurant across the street.
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657. I was depressed, and I was confused,
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658. and I was turning Japanese.
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659. Here's your fish.
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660. What kind of a shmuck orders raw
fish at an Italian restaurant?
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661. I've been craving raw mackerel all day.
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662. I can't believe this.
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663. I'm eating a smelly, dead
fish and I'm loving it.
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664. Are you so blind you cannot
see the changes in yourself?
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665. Detective?
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666. Soon the dragon will dance
through the hoop of Jupiter.
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667. If at that moment the
monkey will ride the Jaguar
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668. and the tiger will feast on the new bile
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669. the order of the universe will
be such that the evil one will
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670. reign Supreme for eternity.
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671. There are only a few days left.
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672. Oh, oh, my.
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673. And I haven't even started shopping yet.
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674. The chosen one who was killed
to train for 25 years.
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675. If we do not begin to try
and master your powers
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676. there will be no champion
to oppose the evil one.
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677. Champion?
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678. What is this champion stuff?
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679. I'm sorry they didn't have the champion
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680. course at the police academy.
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681. I'm just a gun and badge man.
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682. You do not have a choice in the matter.
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683. Fate has selected you.
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684. You are the Kabukiman.
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685. It is your duty.
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686. A New York City police woman
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687. was brutally raped and
beaten in the Central.
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688. Park wildling incident.
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689. We now take you live to Reverend Snipes,
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690. outspoken community leader.
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691. What is it?
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692. I'm an angry man tonight.
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693. And I hope I'm not alone in my anger.
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694. When mere children are persecuted
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695. for youthful indiscretions
as though they are hardened
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696. criminals, it makes me angry.
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697. The media circus that's been generated
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698. by this minor incident makes me angry.
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699. You know, and I know, that
your television cameras
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700. and your newspaper reporters
would be nowhere in sight
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701. if those involved had been the children
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702. of privilege instead of these
innocent victims of poverty.
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703. Why do we have out the deadly
transvestite, detective?
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704. The sadist that will strike back.
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705. Publicity hungry, jackass.
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706. He's more trouble than he's worth.
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707. I never should have given
him the assignment.
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708. I told you to let me handle it.
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709. You were right.
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710. Rembrandt's always right.
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711. Rembrandt, I want you
to insert yourself much
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712. more deeply into the situation.
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713. That policewoman does not
live through the night.
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714. You understand?
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715. Yes, sir.
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716. Rembrandt, this time be
a little less artistic.
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717. Just make it look like
a simple accident, OK?
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718. Gee, officer
LaRosa, It's such a shame
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719. that the hospitals going
to make a slight mistake
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720. with your dosage.
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721. Goodbye, officer LaRosa.
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722. Well excuse me, doctor.
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723. You're too important to
speak to a lowly nurse.
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724. Boy, that burns me down.
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725. Well, dear, it's time for you aspirin.
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726. Gee, I guess you're not doing
as well as I thought you were.
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727. My goodness, that's a lot of
morphine the doctor prescribed.
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728. Oh well, doctor knows best.
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729. Yes, dear, I know you're in a lot of pain.
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730. But you're going to be
all right in a minute.
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731. Doctor Hotch?
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732. Attention doctors, tickets
to the medicaid ball
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733. go on sale Tuesday.
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734. Holy shit.
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735. Come blue, trauma team.
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736. - Room 232.
- LaRosa?
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737. LaRosa's room, where is it?
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738. No visitors.
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739. What do you mean no visitors?
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740. Wait a minute.
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741. It wasn't my fault.
I was watching TV
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742. and then they just came in
and I picked up the job.
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743. You were supposed to give her aspirin.
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744. Look what you did to here.
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745. I did what I was supposed to do.
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746. You killed her.
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747. I was watching TV, I picked up the chart.
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748. She had a headache. Now she's dead.
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749. There was adjustments.
What happened?
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750. And then I just followed orders.
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751. You're going to be in big trouble.
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752. This is going to go on
your permanent record.
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753. Oh no, don't let it ruin my career.
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754. It was an accident.
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755. I'm sorry, sir.
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756. Connie?
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757. I'm telling you, Dick.
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758. LaRosa was murdered.
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759. She was murdered.
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760. I saw him in the hospital.
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761. The same guy I saw shoot up the theater.
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762. And I told you, Griswold,
the theater case is closed.
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763. Come on, Dick.
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764. Wake up.
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765. Something stinks here.
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766. All right, first this Reginald
Stewart guy just hands us
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767. this supposed theater killer.
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768. Then Reverend Snipes, who
LaRosa was investigating,
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769. bails out the gang that attacked LaRosa.
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770. And then the hospital
just happens to mix up.
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771. LaRosa's charts and kills her?
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772. I'm telling you, Dick.
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773. The guy who shot the theater
is the guy who killed LaRosa.
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774. And somehow Stuart and Snipes are involved.
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775. Cut the crap, Griswold.
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776. You're not fooling anybody
because you stuck
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777. to being a cop instead of dancing
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778. around in your fairy suit none
of this would have happened.
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779. LaRosa's dead because of you, asshole.
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780. Cut it out.
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781. Cut it out.
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782. Cut it out.
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783. Now look, we're all upset about Connie.
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784. Yesterday the commissioner calls
me to take a bite out of my ass
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785. the size of Brooklyn because one of my men
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786. is running around harassing
Reginald Stewart.
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787. Look I've got newspapers all over my ass
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788. about a vigilante cop.
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789. This is it, Harry.
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790. This is the last warning.
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791. There will be no more make
up, no more of kimonos,
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792. and no more chop sticks.
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793. So you're just going to leave Snipes alone.
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794. Harry?
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795. Harry get the hell out.
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796. Get the hell out.
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797. Get the hell out.
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798. Jesus Christ.
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799. Something had to be done.
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800. Snipes had to be dealt with.
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801. Brothers and sisters.
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802. Brothers and sisters, let me here an amen.
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803. Amen.
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804. Hallelujah.
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805. The good Lord
thanks you for your generosity.
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806. Preach the word.
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807. Your money will help pay
for the legal defense
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808. of these innocent young victims
of the wealthy elite who
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809. run this city.
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810. Now I'm not going to ask you where
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811. you got all those watches
and jewelry that you so
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812. generously gave to our church.
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813. Boy, this stuff is coming in hot and heavy.
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814. And there's plenty more out there.
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815. Let me hear an amen.
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816. Amen.
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817. We must be strong against
the scourge of crime.
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818. Hallelujah.
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819. We must be strong against
the scourge of racists.
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820. But most of all we must be
strong against the scourge
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822. Tell the word of God.
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823. Beware the dealers of drugs
for they are everywhere.
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824. Why some of those vultures are
standing across the street
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825. peddling their poison even now.
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826. In fact, one of them is
wearing a big red hat.
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827. Red like the devil.
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828. You can't miss him.
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829. Reverend?
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830. Sergeant Harry Griswold.
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831. I want to ask you some questions.
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832. My people have been harassed
enough by you and your storm
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833. trooper detectives.
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834. I have nothing to say.
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835. Well then I'll talk, because I
think it's pretty damn strange
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836. that these maggots you're defending
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837. attacked a police officer
that was investigating you.
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838. And now she's dead.
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839. How dare you come into my...
I mean, the Lord's house,
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840. and accuse me.
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841. I have more lawyers than
you got fingers, Junior.
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842. Sure you're upset over the accidental death
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843. of a fellow officer.
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844. I understand.
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845. But from what I hear, she
was dressed pretty hot.
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846. Maybe she was in the park looking
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847. for little action, detective.
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848. Ah!
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849. Stay back.
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850. I can't be responsible for
what's going to happen.
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851. Oh, that's it.
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852. Kabuki spirit?
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853. Come on down.
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854. Stay back.
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855. He's turning into that guy in
the striped bathrobe again.
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856. Ah!
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857. All right.
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858. Nobody move.
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859. Watch him there.
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860. He's crazy.
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861. You bastard!
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862. You killed LaRosa.
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863. Now I'm going to get you.
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864. Don't kill me.
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865. I'll give you anything you want.
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866. I'll give you drugs.
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867. I'll give you women.
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868. I'll give you my season
tickets to the Giants.
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869. What do you want?
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870. I want you!
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871. Quit clowning with us, Asshole.
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872. I'm warning you.
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873. I'll use my chopsticks.
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874. Where did the clown go?
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875. Police emergency, kid.
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876. I need to commandeer this vehicle.
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877. Now.
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878. Here.
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879. Shut up and stop punching me.
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880. Come on!
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881. Oh my!
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882. No!
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883. Lord!
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884. What the hell are you doing, boys?
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885. Hey, what's the matter with you?
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886. Oh, the tricycle.
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887. Unicycle?
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888. This will do.
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889. Excuse me.
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890. Pardon me. Pardon me.
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891. Excuse me. Pardon me.
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892. Pardon me.
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893. Excuse me.
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894. Excuse me.
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895. Excuse me.
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896. Get out of the way.
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897. Get out.
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898. Oh, my God.
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899. Look out.
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900. Oh, my God.
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901. Shut up, lady.
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902. He's in the alley.
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903. Cut him off.
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904. Woh!
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905. Kids, cheer up.
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906. Coco the clown will be here any minute.
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907. I payed full price in advance.
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908. I know he's coming.
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909. So cheer up.
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910. Come on, kids.
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911. Bring your gun.
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912. You see this cute, little thing?
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913. Come on now.
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914. Look!
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915. I payed a lot of money for
these noise makers, you guys.
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916. That stupid clown was supposed
to be here a half an hour ago.
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917. I knew I should have used Mr.
Stella the magician.
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918. Look, look, here he comes.
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919. Well at least he's hurrying.
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920. Kids!
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921. Kids, it's clown.
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922. Kids, look.
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923. I hate clowns.
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924. You're going to have some fun.
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925. Nancy Nicerson said that
when you first got here
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926. you would do your act next
to the little birthday girl.
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927. And that you would bring out the
toy and poodle Now I don't...
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928. Happy Birthday!
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929. Awesome party!
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930. Where did you get all the guns?
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931. Wait a minute.
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932. I don't have my safety belt on.
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933. Come on with that, you weenie.
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934. Stop!
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935. In the name of the law.
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936. There's a clown on the windshield.
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937. Do something about it.
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938. Woh!
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939. Get rid of him.
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940. We can't see.
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941. Come on.
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942. Swerve.
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943. Woh!
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944. Get off!
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945. Get rid of him!
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946. Get off!
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947. Good to see you, Captain Bender.
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948. And I hope they catch the bastards
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950. Well that's four shirts.
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951. But don't worry about it, Herb.
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952. I got my best man on it, Harry Griswold.
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953. Pull it over.
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954. He wants you to pull it over.
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955. You know, pull it over.
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956. Yeah, I'll take care of the bozo.
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957. Woh!
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958. He's still there.
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959. Do something.
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960. Oh no!
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961. He's using silly string.
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962. Now we really can't see!
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963. Once again, thank you very much.
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964. Thank you. Thank you.
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965. Get him off.
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966. Whoa.
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967. Get him.
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968. I can't see.
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969. Take care.
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970. Have a good day.
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971. Look what you
made me do, you weenie.
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972. What did you do to the care, you weenie?
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973. You're the driver.
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974. Cops.
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975. Let's get out of here.
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976. Good thing I had my safety belt on.
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977. Oh my head.
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978. Oh, God.
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979. What is this?
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980. What the Hell?
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981. Oh, God.
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982. What did you do to me?
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983. Mr. Goldberg?
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984. Detective Harry Griswold.
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985. I need to ask you a few questions
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986. about the shirt robberies.
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987. Now where the shirts in
boxes or on hangers?
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988. Or?
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989. Freeze.
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990. Don't shoot. Don't shoot.
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991. It's me.
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992. It's me, Harry Griswold.
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993. Harry Griswold?
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994. I know Harry.
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995. I said... Holy shit.
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996. It is Griswold.
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997. Griswold what the hell are you doing here?
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998. What did you do?
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999. I'm innocent.
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1000. I didn't... I didn't do it.
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1001. Nice dissolve, huh?
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1002. Harry, you're suspended.
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1003. Suspended?
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1004. Look, Harry.
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1005. Look, I tried to warn you.
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1006. But this clown thing is the last straw.
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1007. I've got Snipes pressing
charges against you.
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1008. These damn matches.
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1009. Thank you.
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1010. Let me help you, Captain.
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1011. Not to mention a kid who tells
me that you stole his tricycle.
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1012. Reginald Stuart is bent out of shape.
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1013. The newspapers are using you
to make a laughingstock
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1014. of the entire force.
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1015. Turn that damn thing off.
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1016. But Snipes?
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1017. Forget him.
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1018. Harry, forget about Snipes.
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1019. Look, you know if it was up to
me I'd give you another chance.
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1020. I'd give you another shot.
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1021. But the words coming down
from the top this time,
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1022. and... give me your gun
and give me you shield.
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1023. Give this thing a chance to cool down, OK?
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1024. I'm sorry, Harry.
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1025. OK, so
things had gotten out of hand.
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1026. There was only one thing
left to do, go see Lotus.
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1027. I figured maybe she could
turn things around for me.
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1028. I didn't notice you had a butler.
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1029. Excuse me?
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1030. Howdy.
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1031. How are you doing?
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1032. Listen, I'm sorry about my behavior before.
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1033. You're right.
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1034. I do need to learn how to
control whatever this thing
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1035. that's happening to me is.
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1036. Oh, look, all gone.
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1037. Yummy worms.
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1038. Tasted just like chicken.
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1039. So what's with the monkey?
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1040. His name is Toyota.
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1041. He was born in the backseat of a 2000 ZT.
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1042. I like a dog face monkey
that has an appreciation
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1043. for expensive sports cars.
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1044. Please remove your shoes and Toyota will
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1045. bring you a change of clothing.
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1046. Clothing What size?
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1047. Please join me in meditation.
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1048. Oh, yeah, well all right.
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1049. All right.
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1050. OK.
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1051. Whoa.
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1052. Oh!
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1053. This is kind of a rush.
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1054. Please close your eyes and
concentrate, detective.
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1055. Ohm.
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1056. She'll be coming
around the mountain
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1057. when she comes.
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1058. When she comes.
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1059. She'll be coming around the
mountain when she comes.
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1060. She'll be coming around the mountain
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1061. when... oh, a little foot massage?
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1062. Very nice.
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1063. You know, your hands feel a little rough.
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1064. Sort of like rope.
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1065. Hey.
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1066. Hey, what are you doing.
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1067. Hey!
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1068. Let me down.
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1069. It is important that we
establish an effective teacher
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1070. pupil relationship.
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1071. If we had more time we could build
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1072. the foundations of the relationship
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1073. on mutual respect and trust.
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1074. As it is, it will be easier
to work with fear and pain.
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1075. Hee-Yah!
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1076. What the hell did you do that for?
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1077. To get your attention.
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1078. Your first lesson will
develop your patience,
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1079. concentration, and endurance.
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1080. Now I want you to separate the rice
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1081. into brown, white, and yellow piles
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1082. and then count every grain.
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1083. Are you out of you mind?
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1084. Cut me down from here right now.
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1085. Ee-ha!
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1086. Please begin to separate and
count the rice, detective.
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1087. The bamboo can withstand more
blows than your nether regions.
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1088. All right. All right.
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1089. OK.
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1090. OK.
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1091. Oh, all right.
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1092. One white grain.
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1093. One yellow grain.
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1094. One brown grain.
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1095. Two white grain.
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1096. Grains of yellow rice.
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1097. And 1,846 grains of brown rice.
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1098. Very good.
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1099. That only took you five hours.
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1100. Concentration and focus
are the key to harnessing
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1101. your Kabukiman powers.
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1102. Now let's see if you can
do it in three hours.
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1103. Look, I told you I am aching all over.
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1104. I got a headache this big.
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1105. I can't imagine why.
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1106. My nether regions are
somewhere in South Jersey.
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1107. And on top of that you
ruined my appetite for rice.
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1108. I'm going home!
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1109. But we must complete your training.
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1110. Lady, off of me, OK?
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1111. Look you're not thrilled
about me being your Kabuki,
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1112. whatever, well I'm not that
thrilled about it myself.
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1113. I'm afraid you don't understand.
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1114. The evil one will soon know
who you are, if he does not
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1115. already.
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1116. If you are not prepared by
the time the Dragon gets...
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1117. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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1118. And the monkey's and the jaguar's will
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1119. jump rope and go to brunch.
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1120. Could you just once say something
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1121. that doesn't sound like you
just flew in from Pluto.
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1122. Clearly you have no comprehension
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1123. of the scope of your mission.
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1124. The evil one never sleeps.
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1125. You must be ready for
an attack at any time.
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1126. Oh, I'm ready to attack my pillow.
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1127. I have tried in vain reason
with you, Japanese style.
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1128. Now I must resort to American style Hee-ya!
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1129. I'm warning you.
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1130. I don't want to have to hit you.
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1131. That's it.
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1132. I'm sorry. I...
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1133. Hi-ya!
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1134. The way to a man's brain is
through his nether regions.
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1135. You win.
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1136. I don't get my jollies
beating up women, you know?
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1137. All right, I'll do what you want.
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1138. Very well.
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1139. Kabuki tradition.
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1140. American tradition, one for good luck.
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1141. Our revels now our ended.
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1142. The time is almost upon us.
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1143. Soon there will be no stopping us.
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1144. But in the meantime, we
must be very, very careful.
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1145. The first thing we must do is to move
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1146. everything out of the church.
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1147. Now I know this cop, Griswold,
has been suspended,
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1148. but I've dealt with his
type many time before.
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1149. He will never, never leave us alone.
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1150. Griswold must be eliminated.
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1151. Everyone associated with
Griswold must be eliminated.
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1152. Then, and only then, will
everything be in order.
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1153. Only then will we emerge triumphant.
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1154. Kabukiman's spiritual powers come
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1155. from mastering the haiku's.
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1156. What's that?
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1157. Karate?
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1158. No, it's a classical form
of Japanese poetry, you turkey.
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1159. Please read the haiku on the first page.
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1160. Cherry = on the hill, when
singing to blossoms my soul
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1161. is called home.
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1162. You will achieve harmony of the body
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1163. and mind by mastering the
simple, yet perfect form.
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1164. You know, I couldn't help but
notice when we were beating
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1165. the crap out of each other that
you have a simple yet perfect
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1166. form yourself.
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1167. Please, we do not have time flirtation.
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1168. The haiku, Harry.
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1169. You called me Harry.
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1170. Please, the haiku, concentrate.
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1171. Cherry tree on hill, wind
singing to the blossoms,
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1172. my soul is called home.
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1173. Cherry tree on hill, wind
singing to the blossoms,
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1174. my soul is called home.
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1175. Cherry tree on hill, wind
singing to the blossoms,
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1176. my soul is called home.
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1177. Cherry tree on hill, wind
singing to the blossoms,
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1178. my soul is called home.
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1179. Cherry tree on hill,
singing to the blossoms,
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1180. my soul is called home.
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1181. There you go, buddy.
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1182. Get yourself a cup of coffee.
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1183. Well done.
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1184. Now you must learn to understand
and control your powers.
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1185. Look around you.
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1186. What do you see?
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1187. I see... I see crime.
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1188. I see poverty.
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1189. I see evil everywhere.
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1190. I see a power elite of corporate money
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1191. mongers controlling our brains
and our destiny's while they
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1192. dismantle the sacred foundations
of the bill of rights.
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1193. Oh, say can you see!
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1194. I think we have work to do.
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1195. Come on.
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1196. Whoa.
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1197. My pursuit of truth, justice
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1198. and the kabuki way had begone.
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1199. Tell all you congressman
friends that if they meddle
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1200. with the National Endowment for the Arts
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1201. they'll have me, Kabukiman, to deal with.
Copy !req
1202. So you pimps and hookers
want to roll in the hay?
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1203. Well how about a sushi roll?
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1204. Oh, my God!
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1205. Isn't it gorgeous? It's lovely.
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1206. I can't get enough of it.
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1207. Don't touch it.
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1208. Ooh, let me play with it.
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1209. Come on.
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1210. Get moving.
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1211. The boss wants his stuff moved
to the Steward Pandex stocks
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1212. in Tromaville.
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1213. You got the lion's cage?
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1214. Banana's for the monkey?
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1215. After morning of crime
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1216. fighting I like to come
home to a nice lunch
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1217. of fresh sea urchin, you know?
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1218. Please excuse the mess.
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1219. It looks like a bomb hit it.
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1220. Lotus?
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1221. Lotus?
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1222. Are you all right?
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1223. That's it.
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1224. First LaRosa, now you almost got killed.
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1225. You may think I'm a champion of
good for the whole universe,
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1226. but this is something that I have to take
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1227. care of for me, Harry Griswold.
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1228. Harry, watch out!
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1229. Thank you. Thank you.
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1230. Thank you.
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1231. You're such a weenie.
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1232. Can't you be around me without touching me?
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1233. Hello, you weenie.
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1234. Stop touching me!
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1235. That's the crazy cop dude with chopsticks.
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1236. No! No!
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1237. No!
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1238. Where is Snipes?
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1239. Who are you?
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1240. I'm Kabukiman.
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1241. It's Jughead, he's in trouble.
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1242. What has that weenie got himself into?
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1243. Watch the truck.
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1244. You guys come on.
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1245. Smile, you're on Kabuki camera.
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1246. Oh no.
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1247. I guess I am a weenie after all.
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1248. It's over, Kabukiman.
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1249. I'm sure your fans will
be a little disappointed.
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1250. It's cocktail hour.
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1251. I hope you like Molotov.
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1252. Get him!
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1253. The score is two
zip, but you're mine now.
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1254. Jump!
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1255. Jump?
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1256. Go ahead.
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1257. Jump!
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1258. What are you nuts?
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1259. What are you afraid of?
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1260. Breaking my neck.
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1261. Don't be such a sissy.
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1262. I'm not a sissy.
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1263. I'm scared of heights, all right?
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1264. Look Kabukiman has the power to fly.
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1265. But a grenade in the stomach?
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1266. I'm not so sure.
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1267. All right!
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1268. Fly slowly.
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1269. You do not have your super
hero learners permit yet.
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1270. We got winds coming in from the North.
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1271. Barometric pressure rising.
Copy !req
1272. Oh, foggy conditions ahead.
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1273. So, counselor, by cutting a deal with you
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1274. my sleazy client, who
we both know is guilty,
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1275. walks away Scot-free.
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1276. Probably to kill again, but
not in our neighborhood.
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1277. I don't feel very good.
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1278. What's wrong?
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1279. I've never flown before.
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1280. I usually take the train.
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1281. Once again we both profit
at society's expense.
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1282. You're not going to be ill, are you?
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1283. No, no.
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1284. No, no.
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1285. Well, counselor, I guess lunch
at the bar association is off.
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1286. I guess I had a little too
much sea urchin for lunch.
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1287. Since my
flight prematurely departed.
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1288. I thought I'd drop Lotus off
and head back to the church
Copy !req
1289. to pick up another passenger.
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1290. Let me see.
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1291. I got to pick up my airplane ticket.
Copy !req
1292. I got my passport.
Copy !req
1293. And I'm getting the hell out of here.
Copy !req
1294. Going somewhere, Reverend?
Copy !req
1295. Let me go!
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1296. Let me go!
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1297. Please, let me go!
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1298. I'll do anything you want.
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1299. Anything!
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1300. What's the matter with you?
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1301. Are you crazy?
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1302. Help me!
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1303. He's crazy!
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1304. Oh, Jesus!
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1305. I don't know anything.
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1306. Oh, yeah?
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1307. See that over there?
Copy !req
1308. It's the beautiful empire state building.
Copy !req
1309. And if I were to drop you over that point
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1310. just right you would get a
crash course in proctology.
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1311. You don't start talking I'm going
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1312. to make yakitori out of you.
Copy !req
1313. Get my point, Snipes?
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1314. All right.
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1315. All right.
Copy !req
1316. I'll talk.
Copy !req
1317. Reginald Stuart, he's the one you want.
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1318. He's the one who got that
lady cop killed, not me.
Copy !req
1319. It was Reginald Stuart.
Copy !req
1320. Snipes confessed everything.
Copy !req
1321. I wish you could have
seen the look on his face
Copy !req
1322. when I had him hanging over
the Empire State Building.
Copy !req
1323. Anyway, I've got it all here on tape.
Copy !req
1324. There's enough here to put him
and Stuart away for life.
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1325. That is wonderful.
Copy !req
1326. You have done so well in such a short time.
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1327. The evil one must be fearful of you.
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1328. It's only because if you.
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1329. Without you around my powers are useless.
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1330. You are the champion, Harry.
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1331. Not I. To you and Kabukiman.
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1332. Kabukiman-San Jo.
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1333. I'll be back.
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1334. I'm taking this to the cops.
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1335. Whoa.
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1336. Z Morning Zoo.
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1337. Ross Britten of the zoo crew.
Copy !req
1338. Coach Mike you had a
special astronomy alert?
Copy !req
1339. Yeah, good news
Copy !req
1340. for the star watchers.
Copy !req
1341. Tonight there will be a very
rare celestial occurrence.
Copy !req
1342. The Draconus Hoopus will be
visible for the the first time
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1343. in a thousand years.
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1344. Hey, Mario, turn that
radio off and get your gun.
Copy !req
1345. The boss is coming.
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1346. Mr. Stuart we're all ready.
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1347. We got the tiger and we haven't fed him.
Copy !req
1348. Just like you said.
Copy !req
1349. We're taking him out for exercise
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1350. to make him even hungrier.
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1351. Good.
Copy !req
1352. He's good and hungry.
Copy !req
1353. And what have we in this cage?
Copy !req
1354. Now this is the jaguar
and he's been trained to have
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1355. a monkey ride on his back.
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1356. OK, well now, as for the monkey, we
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1357. tried to get a regular
monkey but this lemur
Copy !req
1358. is the only kind of monkey
that can ride side saddle.
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1359. Ok. A lemur
is in the monkey family.
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1360. And soon the dragon will dance
through the hoop of Jupiter.
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1361. Whoa!
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1362. I thought I left that open.
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1363. Huh?
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1364. Honey, I'm home.
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1365. Hi, honey.
Copy !req
1366. I missed you.
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1367. My hair!
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1368. What have you done with Lotus?
Copy !req
1369. By now your new bile,
little friend is being
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1370. seasoned for the tiger's feast.
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1371. You're getting weaker
without her, Kabukipig.
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1372. Faggot super hero.
Copy !req
1373. Your powers are useless
without a woman's love.
Copy !req
1374. All you need is love.
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1375. What are you going to do
now, Detective Griswold?
Copy !req
1376. What any good cop would do.
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1377. You're not going to shoot me are you?
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1378. You're under arrest.
Copy !req
1379. You have the right to remain silent.
Copy !req
1380. Anything you say can and
will be used against you
Copy !req
1381. in the court of law.
Copy !req
1382. You have the right to an attorney.
Copy !req
1383. Or an undertaker.
Copy !req
1384. Oh, Lotus.
Copy !req
1385. I can't seem to do it without her.
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1386. Power?
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1387. Lotus?
Copy !req
1388. Its OK, pal, we'll find Lotus.
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1389. LOTUS.
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1390. Oh, you got a suggestion?
Copy !req
1391. What do you... what do you got there?
Copy !req
1392. What?
Copy !req
1393. Come on.
Copy !req
1394. Let's go.
Copy !req
1395. Come on.
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1396. You sure she's in here?
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1397. You better not be sending
me on a wild goose chaise.
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1398. This better not be a banana
factory or you're dog meat.
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1399. I'm here walking around
with a monkey on my back.
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1400. I don't believe this.
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1401. All right, we're going in there.
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1402. Car!
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1403. Yeah, we'll hide here.
Copy !req
1404. Ooh, she's dressed pretty hot.
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1405. Is the tiger ready?
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1406. Easy boy.
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1407. Dinner will be served very soon
, you hungry little tiger.
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1408. Bring the new bile.
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1409. Soon it will be time.
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1410. No!
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1411. New bile.
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1412. Tie her up.
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1413. Tie her up.
Copy !req
1414. That's fine.
Copy !req
1415. Thank you very much.
Copy !req
1416. So Lotus, we meet at last.
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1417. And let me say, my dear, that
you are twice as beautiful
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1418. as I thought you'd be.
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1419. As you know, dear.
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1420. Today marks the end of Mercury's journey.
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1421. In just a few short moment the dragon will
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1422. dance through the hoop of Jupiter,
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1423. the monkey will ride the jaguar.
Copy !req
1424. And how does the rest that legend go?
Copy !req
1425. Aw, yes.
Copy !req
1426. The tiger will feast on the new bile.
Copy !req
1427. And let me tell you, dear.
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1428. They don't come much
more new bile than you.
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1429. You bitch.
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1430. You'll get yours.
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1431. Hey, Jack, getting ready
for the tiger's feast.
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1432. I hear you have been trying
to instruct this detective.
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1433. Griswold in how to assume the
powers of the great Kabukiman.
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1434. It was a nice try, darling.
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1435. But Detective Griswold is dead.
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1436. That's right.
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1437. My Rembrandt never fails.
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1438. He is an artist of death.
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1439. Toyota, get the gun.
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1440. Detective Griswold was nothing
but a clumsy, cheap, low payed
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1441. detective in a $9.00 suit.
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1442. You know how to use one of these?
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1443. Take this with you.
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1444. All right.
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1445. There's a couple of gorillas out there.
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1446. I want you to go around back,
you get the two out there.
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1447. I'm going to go this way.
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1448. All right?
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1449. Harry.
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1450. Oh, get them, Harry.
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1451. Oh, get them, Harry.
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1452. Oh.
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1453. Oh.
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1454. Harry.
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1455. You're alive!
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1456. Harry!
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1457. Harry.
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1458. Oh, Harry.
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1459. Lotus, are you all right?
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1460. Wait a minute, guy.
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1461. I've got something you're going to love.
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1462. Hurry up.
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1463. Give it to me.
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1464. Give it to me.
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1465. I'm out of bullets.
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1466. Shows over, Kabukiman.
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1467. Stuart.
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1468. Don't think about it.
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1469. Put your hands up slowly.
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1470. Slowly.
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1471. Put them up.
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1472. Joseph Hernandez.
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1473. Let's go to work with your car
Joseph's put that garment down
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1474. and get the handcuffs on him.
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1475. Harry?
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1476. You all right?
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1477. We got everything we need to
put Snipes and Stuart away.
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1478. You did good work.
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1479. All right, up against the fence.
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1480. You have the right to remain silent.
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1481. What the hell?
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1482. Get the tiger.
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1483. We'll use Felicia.
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1484. She's even more new bile. She'll work.
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1485. Let the feast begin.
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1486. No!
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1487. No!
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1488. No!
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1489. It has begun.
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1490. The tiger feast on the new bile.
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1491. It has begun.
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1492. The time has come.
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1493. My time has come.
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1494. The evil one.
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1495. Harry!
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1496. Harry.
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1497. Harry?
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1498. Harry!
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1499. I think the new bile fulfilled the prophecy
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1500. Harry?
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1501. Harry?
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1502. He's in the larvae state.
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1503. And now I'll just worm my
way into my little cocoon.
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1504. Harry, wake up.
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1505. He's turning into the evil one.
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1506. Harry?
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1507. Come on!
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1508. Hurry.
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1509. The evil one is here.
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1510. You must become the Kabukiman.
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1511. Only two things remain.
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1512. The monkey must ride the jaguar
and the dragon must dance
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1513. through the hoop of Jupiter.
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1514. Look, it's happening.
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1515. See the dragon, don't you?
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1516. Here let me help.
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1517. You see?
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1518. It's just like at the planetarium.
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1519. The dragon dances through
the hoop of Jupiter!
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1520. The evil one has arrived.
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1521. Now it's up to you.
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1522. Harry?
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1523. Harry?
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1524. What the Hell is this?
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1525. What's going on?
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1526. Get back. Get back.
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1527. Take Lotus.
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1528. Get back.
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1529. Dick, get out of the way.
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1530. Kabukiman.
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1531. Toyota no!
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1532. Get away from the jaguar.
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1533. No!
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1534. No!
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1535. Don't ride the jaguar.
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1536. Lotus, come back here now.
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1537. You crazy monkey.
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1538. You mustn't ride the jaguar.
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1539. You're finished, evil one.
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1540. The monkey did not ride the jaguar.
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1541. No!
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1542. Harry!
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1543. No!
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1544. Harry!
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1545. Easy, easy, easy.
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1546. All right.
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1547. We got you.
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1548. All right, we got you.
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1549. I'm tired.
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1550. I'm... I'm going home.
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1551. Griswold?
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1552. I can explain.
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1553. I don't want to know.
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1554. What I do know is that
you're off suspension
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1555. and you're on vacation as of right now.
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1556. Let's go, partner.
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1557. So Harry, I mean Kabukiman, you
have at least another thousand
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1558. years before the next
time the dragon dances
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1559. through the hoop of Jupiter.
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1560. So what are you going to do
with the rest of your time?
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1561. Well I'd like to clean my apartment.
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1562. Do a little laundry, maybe.
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1563. And take some flying lessons.
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1564. Look, up in the sky!
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1565. It's a flying reptile.
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1566. No, it's a fixed wing super
sonic sleuth bomber.
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1567. No, no, no.
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1568. You're thinking of a stealth bomber.
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1569. No, it's a man in a striped bathrobe.
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1570. A man in a striped bathrobe?
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1571. No, good citizens, it's
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1572. me, Sergeant Kabukiman, NYPD
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1573. Harry, watch out for that pigeon.
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1574. Lotus, help me!
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1575. Do something.
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1576. Oh, my God.
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1577. We're going to crash.
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