1. That's a nice dress you're
wearing this morning, Misty.
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2. Thanks, Dad.
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3. - Want the entertainment section?
- Not yet, Dad, thanks.
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4. Got any donuts?
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5. Of course not, Chip.
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6. You know they're bad for the teeth.
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7. Always the dentist.
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8. Who wants fruit salad?
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9. Oh, I do, please.
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10. Misty, that's not gum
in your mouth, is it?
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11. It's sugarless.
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12. Misty, you know how I hate gum.
All that chomping and chewing.
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13. I'm sorry, Mom.
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14. All right.
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15. - Hey, Chip.
- Mmm?
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16. You think I could get 50 cents
for Village People on vinyl?
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17. You might get a buck.
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18. Carl can't believe how
much I make at swap meets.
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19. Who, may I ask, is Carl?
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20. Just a boy.
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21. He's picking me up this morning.
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22. Here we go again.
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23. He's really cute.
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24. Misty, cute is not enough.
You know that.
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26. He goes to college with me.
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27. Leave her alone, Chip. I think
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28. Chip, honey?
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29. Thanks, Mom.
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30. Listen to this.
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31. "Hillside Strangler gets his
college degree in prison."
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32. That's nice, dear.
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33. Nice? He should have been executed.
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34. Yeah, the death penalty.
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35. He killed people, Mom.
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36. We all have our bad days.
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37. You'd probably date him.
"He's cute!"
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38. All right, that's enough.
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39. Hey, Dad, have you ever seen
Portrait of a Serial Killer?
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40. Oh, sure, Chip.
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41. I most certainly have not.
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42. You've been working in
that video shop too long.
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43. Mind your own business.
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44. Well, it better hadn't be
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45. I do great in school, Dad.
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46. Well, your mother has PTA today.
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47. We'll see what your
teacher has to say.
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48. Oh, Mom, I hate Mr. Stubbins.
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49. Don't say "hate," dear.
Hate is a very serious word.
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50. There! Scrambled eggs, anybody?
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51. Who on earth...
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52. - Mrs. Sutphin?
- Yes.
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53. I'm Detective Pike.
This is Detective Gracey.
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54. Oh, come in.
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55. I'm Dr. Eugene Sutphin. What seems
to be the trouble, Officers?
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56. Is there a killer loose?
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57. No, son. Nothing that exciting.
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58. Oh, this is our son, Chip,
and our daughter, Misty.
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59. Hi.
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60. Jeez...
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61. Oh.
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62. Officer, I'm sorry, but we
don't allow gum in this house.
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63. Sorry, ma'am.
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64. We're investigating obscene
phone calls and mail threats
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65. to a certain Mrs. Dottie Hinkle.
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66. I know Dottie.
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67. She lives right down the street.
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68. Could you take a
look at this and...
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69. Tell us of anyone who
might be responsible?
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70. I should warn you, this
note contains language.
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71. Oh, my!
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72. That... That is the limit.
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73. Let me see.
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74. No, Son. This is a
matter for adults.
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75. Officers, I have never even
said the "P" word out loud,
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77. No woman would.
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78. Officers, life doesn't
have to be ugly.
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79. See, look at the birds out there.
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80. Listen to their call...
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81. Chip, there's your ride.
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82. Hey, I'm gonna be late for
work. Goodbye, honey.
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83. Okay.
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84. Excuse me.
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85. Hi, Scotty.
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86. Thanks for your time, everybody.
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87. Bye, Detective Pike.
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88. Hi, Birdie!
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89. Hi, Mr. and Mrs. Sutphin.
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90. That's Birdie. She's a horror
nut, just like my son.
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91. Oh, Birdie, this is Detective
Gracey and Detective Pike.
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92. Hiya, boys.
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93. Bye-bye, honey!
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94. Good morning, Scott.
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95. Hey, Misty, look what I got.
A Pee-Wee Herman doll.
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96. Can you sell it for me
at the flea market?
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97. Wow! Still in the box! I sure can!
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98. Oh, God, here comes Carl.
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99. You must be Mrs. Sutphin.
Carl Pageant.
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100. Oh, yes. Misty's date.
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101. Well, more of a friend, really.
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102. - Take it easy, man.
- Bye.
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103. See what Birdie gave me to
sell at the flea market?
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104. That guy's a weirdo.
Come on, let's go.
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105. I'll take it.
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106. - Bye, Mom.
- Bye, honey.
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107. Oh, Detectives? Here's something
you should be interested in.
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108. A grown boy who doesn't
wear his seatbelt.
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109. Christ, that one was
Beaver Cleaver's mother.
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110. Oh, leave her alone.
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111. Mrs. Sutphin's about as
normal and nice a lady
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113. Hello?
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114. Is this the Cocksucker residence?
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115. God damn you! Stop calling here.
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116. Isn't this 4215 Pussy Way?
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117. You bitch!
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118. Now let me check the
zip code. 212-fuck you!
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119. Beverly? Beverly,
darling? You home?
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120. The police are tracing this
call this very minute.
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121. Well, Dottie Hinkle, then why
aren't they here, huh, fuck-face?
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122. Fuck you!
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123. Beverly, you home?
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124. I know you are.
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125. Beverly?
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126. Hmm.
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127. Didn't I just say fuck you?
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128. I beg your pardon.
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129. Who is this?
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130. Mrs. Wilson from the
telephone company.
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131. I understand you're having problems
with an obscene phone caller?
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132. Yes, I am. I'm sorry, Mrs. Wilson,
but this is driving me crazy.
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133. I've had my number
changed twice already.
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134. I'm a divorced woman.
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135. Beverly?
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136. Well, what exactly does this
sick individual say to you?
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137. I can't say the words out loud.
I don't use bad language.
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138. Oh, well, I know it's difficult, but
we need to know the exact words.
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139. I'll try.
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140. Cocksucker. That's
what she calls me.
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141. Listen to your filthy
mouth, you fucking whore!
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142. God damn you!
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143. Motherfucker.
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144. Cocksucker!
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145. - Beverly?
- Rosemary.
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146. Are you all right?
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147. Oh, yes, of course. I'm fine.
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148. Oh, how nice. You remembered.
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149. It's the least I could do.
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150. I heard shouting.
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151. Oh, it's that cable TV company.
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152. You know how they are.
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153. Did you hear about
poor Dottie Hinkle?
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154. Yes, I did. It's terrifying.
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155. The police were at my
house this morning.
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156. Now who on earth would want
to harass poor Dottie Hinkle?
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157. Bye-bye.
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158. But, Mr. Stubbins, my son
studies every night.
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159. He's trying as hard as he can.
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160. Well, some teenagers just aren't
college material, Mrs. Taplotter.
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161. It's nothing to cry over.
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162. Now, there are other
parents waiting.
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163. Thank you for taking the
time to come to PTA.
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164. - Hi, Betty.
- Oh, hi, Beverly.
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165. Oh, I love your outfit.
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166. Oh, thanks.
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167. - Hi.
- Hi.
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168. Liz Claiborne.
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169. Well, Mrs. Sutphin, where's
that husband of yours?
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170. Feeling a little down in the mouth?
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171. Oh, Ralph. You're so funny.
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172. Oh, brother.
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173. Mrs. Sutphin?
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174. Yes, right here.
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175. Mrs. Sutphin, I'm Paul
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176. Oh, it's so nice to meet you.
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something that I made.
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178. Oh.
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179. Fruitcake. Well, thank
you, Mrs. Sutphin.
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180. Have a seat.
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181. Oh, yes.
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182. Well, Chip's off to a
fine start this year.
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183. He's focused, conscientious, he participates
actively in classroom discussions...
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184. He's a good boy.
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185. There is one big problem, though.
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186. What is it?
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187. His unhealthy obsession
with sick horror films.
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188. Oh, no.
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189. Chip's the assistant manager
at a video store...
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190. That's no excuse for a
morbid imagination.
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191. I caught him drawing
this in class last week.
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192. Is there a problem at home?
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193. Of course not.
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194. Divorce? Alcoholic relative?
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195. Tell me, did Chip torture
animals when he was young?
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196. No, he did not.
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197. Mr. Stubbins, we are a loving
and supportive family.
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198. Well, you're doing something
wrong, Mrs. Sutphin.
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199. I'd recommend therapy for your son.
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200. Thank you for taking the
time to come to PTA.
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201. - Watch this.
- No, thanks.
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202. Scotty, watch this.
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203. It's a sheep's tongue.
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204. This shit is sickening.
Come on, put on some pussy.
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205. Look, dickhead...
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206. Blood Feast.
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207. The Citizen Kane of gore movies.
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208. I don't know what it is about
today, but I feel great! Cookie?
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209. Excuse me, Mrs. Sutphin.
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210. - Hi, Mom.
- Hi, Mrs. Sutphin.
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211. Hi, guys.
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212. Look how fake that looks.
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213. Oh, you kids. Here, have a
cookie and run on home.
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214. But, Mom, the video's not over.
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216. Mr. Stubbins seems to think
that these silly movies
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your schoolwork.
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218. Oh, boy.
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219. Mom, Mr. Stubbins sucks.
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220. Man! That one made me puke!
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221. It's supposed to make you puke.
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222. You forgot something.
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223. Are we leaving?
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224. Yes, you are.
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225. Bye, Mrs. Sutphin.
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226. Bye, Birdie.
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227. Bye, Bird-Brain. See you, Scotty.
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228. Now, Chip, honey, I know how
hard it is being a teenager.
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229. I understand. I'm your
mother and I love you.
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230. Mom...
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231. Oh, could we watch
that scene again?
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232. You know the one, where he
rips her heart out? Please?
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233. Ladies and gentlemen,
the perfect meatloaf.
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234. It looks good, Mom.
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235. Nothing like a
home-cooked meal, honey.
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236. Oh, Misty, I made you your
favorite, sesame broccoli.
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237. You know, Carl says
if I lose 10 pounds,
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238. he'll take me to the University of
Maryland Memorial Day Beach Blast.
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239. Well, honey, I think that's
great if you wanna lose weight,
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240. but I think you should do it for yourself,
not for some boy you hardly even know.
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241. Carl's a jerk.
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242. He certainly drives like a jerk.
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243. Carl makes me happy and that
threatens this family, doesn't it?
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244. It doesn't threaten me,
honey. I'm happy.
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245. I'm happy, too.
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246. We just want you to be happy.
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247. I'm so happy I could shit.
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248. Chip, you know how I
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249. Beverly! Beverly!
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250. Beverly!
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251. That's Rosemary.
Something must be wrong.
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252. Turn on the news. A teacher at
your school has been murdered.
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253. - Murdered?
- Who?
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254. A Mr. Stuber or Stubin...
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255. Mr. Stubbins!
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256. That's my math teacher. Dad...
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257. Which channel?
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258. It's on all of them!
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259. Police claim the driver of
the hit-and-run vehicle
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260. - ran down the teacher in cold blood.
- Hello?
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261. - Did you hear?
- What happened?
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262. This is so cool. It's
just like a horror movie.
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263. - It's on. I'll call you back.
- Okay, bye.
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264. Mr. Paul Stubbins was 38 years old.
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265. Whoever did this should
get the death penalty.
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266. So far only one
eyewitness has surfaced.
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267. Young lady, what did you see?
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268. It was a blue car.
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269. That's Lu-Ann Hodges.
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270. She's a stoner.
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271. A what?
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272. A pothead, Mom.
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273. A blue station wagon.
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274. That's like your car, Beverly.
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275. Rosemary, I'm not
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276. In a second, man.
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277. It flattened Mr. Stubbins
just like a pancake!
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278. Oh, God, man, puke time, man.
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279. Oh, look at her hair.
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280. Blood was all over the place and...
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281. Turn it off, honey.
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282. I can't believe
Mr. Stubbins is dead.
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283. You said you hated him.
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284. Well, he was an asshole, but
he didn't deserve to die.
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285. I can't stop thinking
about that poor teacher.
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286. Well, good night, honey.
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287. Good night, dear.
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288. Don't read too late.
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289. We've got a big day with
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290. Oh, I've identified
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291. every little birdie that we're gonna
see tomorrow on the Eastern Shore.
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292. Good night, honey.
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293. Hey, don't I get a good night kiss?
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294. I thought with all this
sadness, you wouldn't wanna...
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295. We have to concentrate
on life, Eugene.
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296. It's all right with me, Beverly.
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297. You want to, honey?
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298. You think the kids are awake?
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299. We could be very quiet.
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300. I love that you're my wife.
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301. You're not so bad
yourself, cuckoo bird.
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302. You bring me such peace.
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303. Don't wake the kids.
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304. Oh, honey, you are hot tonight.
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305. Oh, yeah!
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306. Quiet!
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307. Oh, yeah!
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308. Yeah!
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309. Oh, get it! Honey, I'm ready!
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310. Now! Now...
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311. Oh, yeah! Yes!
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312. Now!
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313. Oh, there's DeeDee. Oh,
she's my favorite starling.
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314. She's here every
morning for breakfast.
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315. Well, honey, starlings are
originally from Europe, you know.
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316. No wonder DeeDee's hungry.
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317. It's a long journey all the
way here to Baltimore.
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318. Hello?
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319. Eugene, this is Ralph Sterner.
I've got a dental emergency here.
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320. I mean, this goddamn
tooth is killing me.
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321. Well, Mr. Sterner, if
you'll just call my office,
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322. I'm sure we can see you on Monday.
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323. Monday?
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324. Eugene, this is Betty Sterner.
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325. He'll die by Monday.
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326. I mean, the roots are infected.
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327. He might have a heart attack.
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328. All right, Mrs. Sterner. 10:00.
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329. I'm sorry, honey, but the birds
will still be there next week.
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330. It's okay. I understand.
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331. I'll go fix breakfast.
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332. Chip!
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333. God! Mom, what's the matter?
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334. Oh, it's just time to get up, that's all.
I don't want you to be late for work.
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335. You scared me.
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336. Misty, honey, what's wrong?
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337. I'm stood up.
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338. I'll kill that bastard.
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339. I mean it.
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340. He should be dead,
that lousy creep.
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341. He told me he'd be here.
I'll kill him.
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342. Don't use words unless you
mean them, Misty, honey.
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343. It's him!
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344. No, no. It's the police.
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345. Good morning, Officers.
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346. Good morning, Mrs. Sutphin.
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347. Hi, Detective Pike.
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348. Morning, Misty.
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349. Mrs. Sutphin, I presume you know
about the death of Mr. Stubbins.
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350. Oh, yes, yes. A fine
man, a good teacher.
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351. Contusions, fractures, rupture
of numerous vital organs.
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352. What a mess.
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353. Oh, no, no, honey. That's Scotty.
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354. Scotty, who doesn't
wear his seatbelt.
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355. Good morning, Detectives.
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356. Nightmare on Calverton Court.
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357. The Maryland Teacher Massacre.
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358. It's not funny, son.
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359. Did you drive your car to the PTA
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360. Yes, I did.
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362. I know this sounds
weird, Mr. Sutphin,
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363. but the Department of Motor Vehicles
computer shows only one blue station wagon
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364. registered to a parent of any
of Mr. Stubbins' pupils.
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365. Surely, you don't think that
Beverly was involved in this?
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366. She did it!
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367. Aimed the car right at
Mr. Stubbins and mowed him down!
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368. Shut up, Scotty.
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369. Well, as I understand it, the
only eyewitness was a drug user.
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370. I got somebody you could
run over, Mother.
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371. Misty, that's a
terrible thing to say.
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372. Detectives, it's time
for you to leave.
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373. My wife knows nothing about
this terrible accident.
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374. Murder, honey.
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375. Oh! Now here's a babe.
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376. Let's see that, young man.
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377. "P," as in...
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378. People who don't mind
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379. Darling, it's Rosemary Ackerman's.
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380. Oh, you can tell by the
subscription label.
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381. I don't like to read about movies.
They're so violent.
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382. Besides, I always
recycle my magazines.
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Ain't no time to grieve
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If you'll only believe
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386. And let it shine, shine, shine
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387. Wait for me, boys! Here! All
rinsed and ready to recycle.
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388. Morning, Mrs. Sutphin.
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389. Good morning, Gus.
Good morning, Sloppy.
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390. You know, you boys work so
hard for the environment,
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391. I thought I'd bring you something.
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392. A little drink never hurt anybody.
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393. Thank you, ma'am.
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394. Damn, that's good stuff.
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395. You believe that
goddamn litterbugger?
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396. I have told her and told her.
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for a tin canto decompose
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398. and she still won't recycle.
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399. It cost the taxpayers millions
of dollars last year,
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about the national budget.
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401. I hate Mrs. Ackerman.
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402. I hate her, too.
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403. I hate her guts.
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404. You know, somebody
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405. Yeah.
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406. Give her a
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407. happy face, and then recycle her.
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408. For the sake of this planet,
somebody just might.
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409. But your boyfriend was convicted
of killing 12 people.
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410. I don't judge him.
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411. I just don't get it. I mean, how
can you love a mass murderer?
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412. Easy. He's handsome, he's famous
and we get conjugal visits.
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413. Serial hags. Women who
love men who mutilate.
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414. We'll be right back after
this, so please stay tuned.
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415. Turn it off. Violence is
everywhere these days.
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416. It's just Beverly.
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417. Come in, Beverly!
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418. Oh, she scared me.
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419. - Hi!
- Hi, Rosemary.
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421. Oh, no, no. Not me. Thank you.
Just a little coffee.
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422. Oh, Dottie, I'm so sorry.
I heard about your troubles.
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424. No.
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425. Mmm. Oh, thank you.
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427. Dried ones.
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428. Aren't they pretty?
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429. What did you just say?
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430. Pussy willows, Dottie.
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What are you doing?
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433. My Franklin Mint Fabergé egg!
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434. Dottie didn't mean to
be such a clumsy ox.
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435. You're sorry aren't you, Dottie?
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436. Rosemary, I did not break your egg!
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437. She did!
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438. Dottie, you could
at least apologize.
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439. I collect Franklin Mint!
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440. Well, we'll go right to the antique
market and we'll find you another one.
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441. Now, Misty tells me there's a whole
booth filled with Franklin Mint stuff.
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442. - But...
- Dottie, you'll lock up, won't you?
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443. - But... But...
- I'll take care of poor Rosemary.
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444. But I heard her voice. It's her!
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445. Mr. Sterner, you've
lost a tiny filling.
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446. I have to drill deeply enough
to remove all the decay.
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447. All right, go ahead, but be
careful. It really hurts.
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448. Open... Wider... Very wide.
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449. Mrs. Sterner, you can't go
back there. Mrs. Sterner...
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450. God damn you! You're trying
to hurt me on purpose.
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451. Are you okay, Ralph?
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452. Mrs. Sterner, please stay
in the waiting room.
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453. Help me, Betty, he's worse than
the dentist in The Marathon Man.
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454. I'm sorry to interrupt,
Doctor Sutphin,
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455. but there are two police detectives
waiting to see you in your office.
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456. Fine.
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457. Good morning. What is it, Officers?
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458. My patient is waiting.
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459. Doctor Sutphin, is your
wife a big reader?
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460. Bird books, mostly.
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461. Like these we found in her garbage.
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462. Urge to Kill, Mass
Murder in Houston?
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463. I'm sure those are
my son Chip's books.
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464. No, they're your wife's.
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465. We checked.
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466. She bought them at the
Browse and Learn Book Shop,
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467. along with a few other titles.
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468. Helter Skelter. Hunting Humans.
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469. MasterCard reference number
7876, dated February 5th.
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470. This is ridiculous!
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471. Doctor Sutphin, is
your wife mental?
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472. Damn these gnats. I hate them.
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473. Always something, isn't it?
Can I help you?
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474. Thanks for not buying anything.
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475. Misty, honey. Now lighten up.
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476. It's not the customer's fault
that Carl stood you up.
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477. Young man, this Fabergé
egg is chipped.
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478. Yes, ma'am, it is.
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479. I'll give you $50.
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480. That's a Franklin Mint piece. $100.
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481. $100? Franklin Mint or not,
that's damaged goods.
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482. Hello. This is a very special doll.
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483. This veil is from a gown that came from
a bride who was left at the altar.
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484. Only one of its kind.
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485. I'll take this instead.
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486. Oh, that's a nice one, huh?
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487. It'll be cold before you know it.
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488. $3? I guess that's how
I must have marked it.
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489. - Thank you.
- Thank you.
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490. Did you find your Franklin
Mint egg, Rosemary, darling?
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491. Well, I saw one, but it
was really overpriced.
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492. Oh, want me to keep this
under the table for you?
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493. If you don't mind. It was on sale.
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494. Oh, Franklin Mint.
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495. Honey, please, for
my bedroom shelf.
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496. Okay. Wrap it up for
the little lady.
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497. - Here you go.
- Thank you.
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498. I'm thirsty.
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499. What do you want?
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500. The Colts.
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501. Banner, please. Thank you.
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502. Honey, I have to take a piss.
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503. There you go.
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504. I can't believe it.
It's fucking Don Knotts.
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505. - He's the coolest. Thanks.
- Bye.
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506. Honey! Look! I made a killing.
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507. Mom, watch the booth.
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508. I want to see what's going on.
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509. Sure.
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510. I hope nothing's wrong.
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511. Beverly, honey, you've got
some doo-doo on your shoe.
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512. I hate that.
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513. There was a lady in the
men's room, I swear.
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514. A pretty little lady in the
stall right next to me.
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515. She must know him.
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516. Carl!
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517. - What happened?
- I don't know...
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518. That's $158.
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519. New York money good enough for you?
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520. Certainly.
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521. Thank you.
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522. Mother! Mother, it's Carl.
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523. He's dead.
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524. How horrible.
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525. Oh, I just sold
the Pee-Wee Herman doll.
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526. Mother, didn't you hear me?
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527. Someone murdered Carl in the men's
room. I just saw his dead body.
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528. You got your wish, dear.
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529. I didn't wish that.
I didn't want him dead.
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530. Beverly, it's me, Ted Bundy.
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531. It's late at night, six
days before my execution
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532. and it's lonely here on death row.
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533. Updating the story of the hour,
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534. the young man brutally murdered a
short time ago in the men's room
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535. of the Antique Traders Mart
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536. has been identified as 22-year-old
Carl Pageant of Towson.
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537. No, no, no! No!
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538. Chip! Our mother is Charles Manson.
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539. I'm not kidding.
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540. Carl stood me up this morning and then
he was murdered at the flea market.
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541. - Murdered?
- Yes, murdered!
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542. You said you hated your teacher
yesterday and he was murdered, too.
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543. Look, I don't know.
Maybe Mom's nuts.
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544. That's a cool idea, Misty.
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545. Hey, let's make a gore movie about
Mom, better yet, a TV series.
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546. Hey, can I borrow your mother?
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547. My aunt's coming over for dinner
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548. and she's always
getting on my nerves.
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549. My stepfather's an asshole.
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550. - She could kill him.
- How about Mrs. Ackerman?
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551. We all hate her. Who's
gonna be the next victim?
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552. No, stop it! It's not funny.
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553. Mom might do it.
Somebody else might die.
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554. Dinner is served.
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555. Let's say grace and
pray for the strength
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556. to understand the terrible
tragedies of the last few days.
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557. Amen to that.
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558. It's been a crazy day, hasn't it?
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559. Bless, O Lord, this food to our
use and our self to Thy service.
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560. - Amen.
- Amen.
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561. - Amen.
- Amen.
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562. Hungry, honey?
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563. Dottie Hinkle was right.
It is Beverly Sutphin.
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564. I tell you, I saw blood right
there on the bottom of her shoes.
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565. Not exactly blood... it was gore,
hanging there like a runny nose.
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566. Nice as pie, she was to me.
And then I hear her say it.
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567. Say what, ma'am?
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568. "Are those..." I can't
say the word out loud.
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569. Could you tell a policewoman
the exact words she used?
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570. Maybe.
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571. It's okay. Nobody's gonna hurt you.
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572. Come on. Let it out.
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573. "Pussy," that's what she
said to me. "Pussy willows."
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574. - You know, Mom...
- Mmm?
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575. Scotty thinks you're the killer.
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576. Does he?
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577. You know, for somebody who doesn't wear
his seatbelt, Scotty sure is nosy.
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578. Oh, just a second.
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579. She's gone!
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580. She's gonna kill Scotty!
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581. Get in the car, both of you.
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582. Dad, you don't think
she did it, do you?
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583. I do. Mom's gone crazy.
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584. Your mother may have some
problems. That's all, Chip.
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585. Come on, hurry.
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586. Detective Gracey and all units.
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587. Suspect's family headed
east on Calverton.
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588. Repeat, east on Calverton.
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589. Turn right on Timonium Road, Dad.
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590. - I will, I will.
- Hurry.
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591. Daybreak if you'll only believe
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592. It can be daybreak
Ain't no time to grieve
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593. 'Cause it's daybreak
If you'll only believe
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594. And let it shine, shine, shine...
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595. If Mom is psycho, Scotty will
still be okay, won't he?
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596. We hope so, Son.
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597. And no matter what your mother
is, we'll love her anyway.
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598. This is Scotty's, Dad. His
parents aren't home. Come on.
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599. Scotty?
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600. What was that?
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601. I didn't hear anything.
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602. Got any dessert?
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603. Doctor Sutphin said
no sweets for you.
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604. Yeah, well, what's he know?
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605. How to send a bill!
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606. I'll get the door.
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607. Suspect's family entering house.
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608. Send backup to 400 Sycamore Street.
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609. I have a feeling old Mom's inside.
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610. Wheel of Fortune!
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611. Ralph, Wheel of Fortune's on!
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612. I'm still eating!
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613. The world's most
popular game show...
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614. Come on up, honey, before
the kids get home.
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615. May I have a "P"?
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616. Mmm-hmm. A couple of "P's."
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617. Ralph!
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618. What is it, Betty?
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619. I think we've got
mice or something.
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620. No, no, no. We paid
the exterminator.
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621. Betty?
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622. It's upstairs.
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623. I'm going in. Over.
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624. It's the door on the left.
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625. Break it down, Dad. Break it down!
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626. Scotty, man...
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627. Police! Freeze!
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628. Betty? Betty, answer me!
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629. Ralph...
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630. Help! Help me! Help me,
please! Please!
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631. Help me, somebody!
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632. Home, sweet home!
Everything's fine, kids.
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633. I can't believe I thought my
own mother was a murderess.
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634. I'm kind of disappointed she isn't.
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635. For a while there it was
like being in the movies.
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636. Anybody for dessert?
Mmm. Strawberries.
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637. Let's go.
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638. Dad, you said it would be okay.
Make them go away.
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639. This is embarrassing.
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640. Just pay no attention
to the police.
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641. It's all a terrible mistake.
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642. Do you think we'll get
on A Current Affair?
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643. Sutphin family proceeding west
on Seminary Avenue. Over.
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644. Beverly ain't going
nowhere this time.
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645. She's headed for church.
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646. I say we nail her. Over.
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647. Negative.
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648. DA says no bust until lab report is
back matching suspect's fingerprints
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649. on true crime book with those
on scissors and fire poker.
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650. The senseless killing last
night of a Towson couple,
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651. Ralph and Betty Sterner, brings
to a total of four murders
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652. police feel may have been committed
by Baltimore's first serial killer.
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653. Information is still
sketchy at this point...
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654. Beverly...
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655. Not the Sterners!
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656. Oh, it's a shame, but they should have
brushed their teeth, shouldn't they?
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657. This just in.
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658. Police lieutenant Ronald Habbler
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659. has publicly named a suspect in the
serial killer case, and it's a shocker!
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660. She, that's right, she
has been identified
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661. as Beverly R. Sutphin of
2815 Calverton Court...
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662. Oh, really...
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663. God. Now I'll never
get a boyfriend.
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664. Beverly, I've read all
about this. Is it menopause?
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665. Oh, honey...
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666. Tell me the truth, Mom.
Really, it's okay with me.
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667. Are you a serial killer?
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668. Chip, the only cereal I know
anything about is Rice Krispies.
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669. Don't worry, honey, we're gonna
get you good psychiatric help.
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670. Well, look at that.
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671. And in the house of God.
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672. Who does she think she is?
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673. Gus, Sloppy. Hi.
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674. Hi.
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675. Chip!
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676. Hey, what's up, Birdie?
Can you come...
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677. We said no, remember?
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678. Birdie, please, you can't
talk to him. Now, please...
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679. Stay with us, honey.
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680. She's awful! She can't stay here.
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681. Good morning, ladies.
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682. So tell me, Mrs. Sutphin,
are you Serial Mom?
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683. - What?
- No comment.
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684. Serial Mom! Wow!
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685. She's headed in, over.
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686. Please stand.
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687. Blessed be God, Father,
Son and Holy Spirit.
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688. And blessed be His
kingdom, now and forever.
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689. Amen.
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690. Hallelujah! Christ has risen.
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691. The Lord is risen indeed.
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692. Hallelujah.
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693. Bless the Lord, who
forgiveth all our sins...
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694. This is Captain Luecker
from Homicide.
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695. Lab reports confirm Sutphin
latent print of index finger
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696. on true-crime book
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697. matches those latent prints
lifted from murder weapons.
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698. Bingo, boys! Bust the bitch!
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699. Copy.
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700. Jesus said nothing to
condemn capital punishment
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701. as he hung on the cross, did he?
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702. No...
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703. If ever there was a time to go on
record against the death penalty,
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704. wasn't it that night?
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705. Capital punishment is already the
law in the state of Maryland.
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706. So what are we waiting for, fellow
Christians? Let's just do it.
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707. Amen!
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708. How you doing?
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709. All standing.
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710. Let us pray and humbly confess
our sins unto Almighty God.
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711. Most merciful God, we confess
that we have sinned against Thee,
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712. by what we have done and by what we
have left undone. We are truly sorry
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713. and we humbly repent so that
we may delight in Thy will
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714. and walk in Thy ways to
the glory of Thy name.
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715. Amen.
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716. Beverly? Beverly!
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717. Misty? Beverly?
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718. There she is!
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719. Beverly! Misty! Misty...
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720. Misty! Come on...
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721. You guys, come on!
Come on, come on, come on!
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722. Please, Mrs. Sutphin.
Hurry... Get in...
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723. We'll show them, Mom!
We'll go on 60 Minutes!
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724. You know, you're bigger
than Freddy and Jason now,
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725. only you're a real person!
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726. Do you think I need a lawyer?
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727. You need an agent.
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728. An agent?
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729. Hey! Hey!
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730. - Is your wife a murderess?
- No comment!
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731. Please, my wife is missing.
I'm worried sick about her!
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732. Hey... Hey. Misty.
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733. Just a couple of shots, okay? I'm
Howell Hawkins from the Baltimore Sun.
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734. Hi, Howell.
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735. Misty Sutphin, get in this car!
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736. We're tailing Sutphin husband and daughter
but Serial Mom is nowhere in sight.
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737. She got away, boys!
God damn it! Find her!
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738. - In here, Mom.
- But, Chip...
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739. Come on, Mom, I have to open...
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740. Oh, now, this is so silly.
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741. Bye, Mom.
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742. Customers! Get the door.
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743. Good morning, Mrs. Jenson.
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744. Good morning.
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745. Haven't you had enough
violence, Chip Sutphin?
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746. Turn that filth off.
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747. Sorry, ma'am.
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748. Do you have the musical, Annie?
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749. Sure do. Did you bring
back Ghost Dad?
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750. There you go.
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751. I just love Bill Cosby pictures.
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752. Miss Jenson, I've told you,
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753. you have to rewind the tapes
before returning them.
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754. Why?
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755. Because it's the rules.
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756. I don't feel like rewinding them.
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757. You see that sign? It's a
dollar fine for not rewinding
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758. and this time I'm gonna charge you.
$2.99 plus $1 is $3.99.
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759. Keep the change, you
son of a psycho!
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760. What a bitch!
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761. It's the influence of all those
family films. Right, Mom?
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762. - Hey, Mom!
- Mrs. Sutphin?
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763. Mother? Mother?
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764. Oh, shit!
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765. - You don't think she would...
- She wouldn't...
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766. What's Miss Jenson's address?
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767. Jenkins... Jenson. Emma Lou
Jenson, 19 Clark Avenue.
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768. That's right up the street.
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769. Come on, just in case.
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770. Come on, Birdie, let's go!
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771. What is it, Sylvester? A birdie?
Shh. Mommy's watching Annie.
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772. The sun'll come out
Tomorrow
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773. Bet your bottom
dollar that tomorrow
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774. Quiet, Sylvester! Nobody's there.
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775. Come on, lick Mommy's feet.
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776. Get them all wet.
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777. And the sorrow
Till there's none
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778. Come on, Birdie. Come on.
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779. Number 19.
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780. That's it. Come on.
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781. Over here! Chip, over here!
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782. Tomorrow
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783. So you gotta hang on
Till tomorrow
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784. Come what may
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785. Come on...
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786. Just thinking about
Tomorrow
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787. Clears away the cobwebs
And the sorrow
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788. Till there's none!
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789. When I'm stuck with a day
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790. That's gray
And lonely
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791. I just stick out my chin
And grin and say
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792. Get up there, get up there.
Is she in there?
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793. Oh!
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794. The sun'll come out
Tomorrow
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795. So you gotta hang on
Till tomorrow
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796. Come what may
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797. Tomorrow!
Tomorrow!
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798. I love you, tomorrow!
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799. She's singing Annie.
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800. The sun'll come out
Tomorrow
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801. So you gotta hang on
Till tomorrow
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802. Come what may
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803. Tomorrow!
Tomorrow!
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804. I love you, tomorrow!
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805. You're only a day away
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806. Rewind!
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807. Oh, my God! No!
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808. I saw blood, and it's brown!
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809. It's not red like in the
horror movies, but brown!
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810. - Is Mom in there?
- No!
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811. It wasn't like the gore
movies at all! It was real.
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812. Come on! Birdie, let's
cut through here!
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813. Wear your seatbelt! It's the law!
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814. - Out, please.
- What the fuck?
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815. Yes, ma'am.
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816. Dear God, I promise I'll never
watch another sex film again!
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817. I promise! I promise!
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818. It's okay.
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819. Dad! Dad...
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820. Have you seen Mom?
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821. No, have you?
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822. Scotty?
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823. Oh, my God!
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824. Get in!
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825. All units, Serial Mom is
headed south on Keswick.
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826. Proceed with caution. She
is armed and fucking nuts!
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827. Oh, shit!
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828. Mike! Mike! Let me in, okay?
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829. Hey! ID.
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830. Can I give it to you inside?
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831. Hey, buddy, nobody
gets in without ID.
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832. Birth date?
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833. December 14, 1972.
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834. Please!
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835. Okay, go ahead.
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836. I won't flinch and I
won't break a sweat
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837. When I taste the cyanide gas
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838. Gas, gas
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839. Only way you're gonna shut me up
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840. Only way you're gonna shut me up
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841. - Hey!
- Excuse me.
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842. - Excuse me.
- Hey, look, it's her.
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843. - Excuse me. Excuse me.
- Who?
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844. It's the murder lady,
the one on TV.
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845. - Excuse me.
- Cool. Is she in a band?
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846. Watch me wither through the glass
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847. Smiling as I sip the last gas
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848. Justifiable homicide
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849. Almond blossom-scented cyanide
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850. Gas chamber
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851. The police are after me.
I beg your pardon.
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852. Hey, hey, hey. Hey!
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853. Hey... You're Serial Mom.
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854. Yes, I guess I am.
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855. Well, come on in, lady. Quick!
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856. You'll keep me down
Only way you think you'll keep me down
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857. Coming through. Thank you.
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858. Help. Help!
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859. Excuse me, please.
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860. I think maybe you
better lock the car.
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861. - Can't stop now.
- Is my mom in there?
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862. Dad, now, look cool.
It's Hammerjacks.
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863. Excuse me.
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864. Kids! Put me down! Put me down!
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865. Your God says thou shalt not kill
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866. But here you are dropping the pill
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867. Legal system, what a sham
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868. Put me down!
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869. Flying colors on the final exam
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870. Gas chamber
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871. Gas chamber
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872. Only way you're gonna shut me up
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873. Only way you're gonna shut me up
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874. Buckle up, Scotty!
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875. Oh! Mrs. Sutphin! No! I'll wear
my seatbelt, Mrs. Sutphin.
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876. Holy fucking shit!
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877. Hi!
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878. Move it! You're under arrest!
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879. - Honey?
- Shut up.
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880. Serial Mom! Serial Mom!
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881. Serial Mom! Serial Mom! Serial
Mom! Serial Mom! Serial Mom!
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882. Serial Mom! Serial Mom! Serial Mom!
Serial Mom! Serial Mom! Serial Mom!
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883. - Can she get a fair jury?
- Misty! Look this way!
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884. Please just let us through.
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885. - your wife's innocence, Mr. Sutphin?
- Please!
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886. How does it feel to
have a killer mom?
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887. Mr. Sutphin, how
does your wife feel?
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888. Beverly is devastated by
the charges against her.
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889. Just now I found a peanut
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890. Found a peanut, right now
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891. Cracked it open, cracked it open
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892. Cracked it open just now...
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893. Didn't I see you at Hinckley?
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894. - I was there.
- I thought so.
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895. My husband thought I was crazy.
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896. She is.
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897. Today we're covering day one
of the trial of Serial Mom...
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898. Look! Here they come!
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899. Stop the violence? What is this?
Who are you working for?
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900. What do you think her chances are?
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901. Excuse me! Mr. Sutphin!
Coming through.
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902. Quiet in the courtroom.
This court is now in session.
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903. Oh, hello, jury people.
I'm Beverly Sutphin.
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904. Oh, I like your jacket.
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905. Mrs. Sutphin, I said quiet.
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906. Honey, hi! Oh, kids, are
you doing your homework?
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907. You are accused of
multiple murders.
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908. This is a court of law,
not a coffee klatch.
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909. Mr. Nazlerod, your
opening statement.
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910. Thank you, Your Honor.
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911. Good morning, ladies and
gentlemen of the jury.
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912. My name is Timothy Nazlerod
and I hope we can be friends.
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913. I have to tell you at the outset,
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914. however, that this is
not a pretty case.
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915. This defendant, Beverly Sutphin,
is a woman evil to the core,
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916. a rotten apple, if you will,
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917. who beyond any reasonable doubt
killed six innocent people.
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918. That's right, she murdered them.
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919. - Well, they sort of deserved it.
- Shh.
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920. Evilly and with full premeditation,
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921. with a speeding car, a fire poker,
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922. a pair of scissors, a
toppled air conditioner,
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923. the lethal flames
from an aerosol can
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924. and yes, even a leg of lamb.
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925. Ladies and gentlemen of
the jury, this defendant,
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926. this Beverly Sutphin,
she is not a woman.
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927. She is a monster!
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928. Defense attorney, your opening
statement for the jury?
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929. And let's not take all day, either.
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930. Ladies and gentlemen,
I'm Herbie Hebden
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931. and you and I have a
tough job ahead of us.
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932. I've known the Sutphin
family for 16 years.
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933. Dad, Eugene, is my dentist.
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934. Chip and Misty played
with my own children.
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935. But I found out that I don't
know Beverly Sutphin at all.
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936. Psst.
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937. No one really knows Beverly
Sutphin. You see...
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938. Psst.
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939. Beverly Sutphin is insane.
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940. Yes, she committed
these terrible crimes,
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941. but that doesn't make
her a bad person.
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942. Your Honor, I would
like to make a motion.
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943. I wish to fire my attorney
and defend myself.
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944. Beverly Sutphin is not guilty
by reason of insanity.
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945. Your Honor, I have the right to defend
myself. I've read the law books.
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946. Ware v. State, 1964 and
Schuette v. State, 1962.
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947. Mrs. Sutphin, the defendant who has herself
for a lawyer has a fool for a client.
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948. Counsel, approach the bench.
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949. I don't think this is a good idea.
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950. Oh, yeah. Oh, no. It's okay.
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951. That's my ruling.
Thank you very much.
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952. Mrs. Sutphin, I have
no legal choice
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953. but to let you take over
as your own attorney.
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954. How do you plead?
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955. Not guilty, Your Honor.
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956. Order! Order in the courtroom.
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957. Quiet down or I'll
clear this room out!
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958. I call to the stand Dottie Hinkle.
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959. Raise your right hand, please.
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960. Do you hereby solemnly swear or
affirm under the penalties of perjury
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961. that the testimony you are about
to give will be the truth,
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962. - the whole truth and nothing but the truth?
- I do.
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963. Thank you.
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964. Mrs. Hinkle, did you ever receive
any obscene telephone calls?
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965. I certainly did.
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966. And did you recognize the
voice of the caller?
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967. Not at first.
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968. But then I heard the
same inflection
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969. in a voice at a social gathering.
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970. And I put two and two together.
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971. Whose voice was it, Dottie?
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972. It was her, Beverly Sutphin,
sitting right there.
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973. I'm lucky I'm not dead.
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974. Mrs. Hinkle, do you drink?
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975. No, I don't.
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976. So you were not drunk
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977. when you received those
allegedly obscene phone calls?
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978. I certainly was not.
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979. Now, you mean to tell me that the
day I came over to Mrs. Ackerman's,
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980. the day you claim you recognized
my voice, you were not drinking?
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981. One beer with lunch
is hardly drinking.
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982. So you do drink?
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983. Socially. I'll have a beer.
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984. So you admit you just lied.
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985. No, I don't, you bitch!
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986. Watch your mouth, Mrs. Hinkle.
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987. Did you see that? She just
said, "Fuck you" to me!
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988. Let the record show I am
merely standing here.
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989. Fuck you, too, you whore.
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990. I'm warning you, Mrs. Hinkle.
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991. One more obscenity and I'm gonna
charge you with contempt of court.
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992. Mrs. Hinkle, are you insane?
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993. No, I'm not, you motherfucker!
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994. Mrs. Hinkle, I find you
guilty of contempt
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995. and I sentence you to a $1,000
fine and five days in jail!
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996. - Cocksucker!
- Lock her up!
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997. You lousy pig fucker! You bitch!
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998. You ugly whore! Let go!
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999. Come on, they're going quickly!
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1000. "Serial Mom" t-shirts.
Get them here.
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1001. $12, while they last, plus tax.
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1002. - MasterCard and Visa.
- I'll take two.
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1003. All right, ma'am.
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1004. I wish they'd had something like
this at the Kennedy kid trial.
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1005. Sign right here. Signature
and home phone.
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1006. You've read about it in the paper!
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1007. Serial Mom. She's Beverly
Sutphin and she's my mom!
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1008. Listen, you tell Geraldo
to go to hell, okay?
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1009. I don't care what Jeffrey MacDonald's
people got. He's old news.
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1010. We fly first class or we don't
do the show. It's that simple.
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1011. Are you Chip Sutphin?
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1012. Hold on a sec.
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1013. Yeah, I am, but you're gonna
have to speak with my agent.
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1014. Your mom killed my
brother. Come on!
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1015. Come on...
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1016. God... Jeez, man!
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1017. It's cool. It's cool, all right?
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1018. You're Carl's brother, right?
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1019. That's right.
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1020. I'm sorry he's dead.
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1021. But have you signed off yet?
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1022. You mean for TV or print?
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1023. TV, man. Suzanne Somers is
interested in playing my mom.
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1024. Suzanne Somers?
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1025. Who's gonna play my brother?
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1026. I wonder if Jason
Priestley's available?
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1027. Miss Hodges, could you
describe the car?
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1028. The one you saw run over
Mr. Stubbins in cold blood.
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1029. I seen that movie. It was on cable.
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1030. Miss Hodges... Please, Miss Hodges.
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1031. Could you... Could you describe...
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1032. Miss Hodges.
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1033. Excuse me.
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1034. Look, man, like I told
you, it was blue.
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1035. The car, not the driver.
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1036. Look, it was just blue.
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1037. You know, like, blue.
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1038. There you go. Enjoy my book.
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1039. Could you sign it "To
A Future Serial Mom"?
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1040. Sure. You think she did it?
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1041. I have reasonable doubt.
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1042. I feel like killing a
couple people myself.
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1043. Eight dollars, ma'am.
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1044. And these books, these
disgusting books
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1045. that so lovingly describe the
sadistic acts of serial killers,
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1046. where did you find these
books, Detective?
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1047. In Beverly Sutphin's trashcan.
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1048. You may cross-examine,
Mrs. Sutphin.
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1049. Thank you.
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1050. Detective Gracey, if I were
to look through your trash,
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1051. what reading materials
would I find?
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1052. Objection! Immaterial!
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1053. You may answer.
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1054. Time, Sports Illustrated,
National Geographic.
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1055. My wife gets Ladies' Home Journal.
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1056. Yet, last night, we found in
your trashcan this magazine,
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1057. Chicks with Dicks.
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1058. God damn you. That's trespassing!
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1059. Never judge a person by
what they read, Detective.
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1060. Your witness, Mr. Nazlerod.
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1061. I am a married man. I hope
they give you the gas chamber!
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1062. The jury is instructed to ignore
the outburst of the witness.
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1063. I call to the stand
Rosemary Ackerman.
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1064. Now, did you ever see the fire
poker again after you left it
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1065. with Mrs. Sutphin?
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1066. Yes, thirty minutes later. It
was covered with blood and gore
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1067. and Carl Pageant was dead.
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1068. No further questions.
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1069. Mrs. Ackerman, when you left
me at the Antique Mart,
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1070. where did you go?
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1071. Browsing.
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1072. Did Carl Pageant buy
something you wanted?
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1073. I didn't want that Fabergé egg.
It was chipped.
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1074. Carl Pageant died because
of you, didn't he?
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1075. No. I would never hurt anybody.
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1076. It was your Premiere magazine with
the letters cut out, wasn't it?
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1077. Yes, but I lent it...
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1078. And they were your scissors that were found
in Mrs. Sterner's stomach, weren't they?
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1079. Yes. But I didn't...
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1080. Mrs. Ackerman...
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1081. Do you recycle?
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1082. No.
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1083. I don't have room in my kitchen.
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1084. Detective Pike, did you then
proceed to the stage area
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1085. inside Hammerjacks?
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1086. Yes, I did. Scotty
Barnhill was on fire
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1087. and he fell to his knees in flames.
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1088. Would this be what you saw?
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1089. Yes, sir. A real barbecue.
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1090. May I show this photo to
the jury, Your Honor?
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1091. Chip, she's here.
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1092. They're entitled to see
Mrs. Sutphin's handiwork.
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1093. Excuse me. Excuse me.
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1094. Your Honor, may the
photograph please be received
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1095. into evidence and
shown to the jury?
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1096. Oh, yeah. Yes, yes.
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1097. Jeez, that really
is Suzanne Somers.
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1098. Oh, I loved you in Three's Company.
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1099. No further questions.
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1100. I call to the stand Marvin Pickles.
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1101. Mr. Pickles! Mr. Marvin Pickles!
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1102. Be right out.
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1103. The judge is waiting for you.
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1104. Okay.
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1105. Come on, get moving.
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1106. State your name, please.
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1107. Marvin A. Pickles.
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1108. Mr. Pickles, were you in the men's
room at the Antique Trade Mart
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1109. on Saturday, May 15?
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1110. Yes, I was.
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1111. Oh, hi. What was the rating?
Well, what was the share?
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1112. Did you see anyone in
the booth next to you?
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1113. Excuse me, I...
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1114. Mr. Pickles, did you see anyone
in the booth next to you?
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1115. I'm not sure... I...
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1116. What do you mean you're not sure?
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1117. There was nobody next to me.
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1118. Mr. Pickles, didn't you
tell the Grand Jury
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1119. that you looked down and you saw
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1120. a pair of ladies' shoes
in the booth next to you?
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1121. I just said what you told me to.
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1122. Perjury is a serious
offense, Mr. Pickles.
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1123. I... I made it all up! I've never
seen Beverly Sutphin in my life!
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1124. You'll pay for this,
Marvin Pickles.
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1125. I'm turning your file
over to the vice squad.
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1126. The prosecution rests.
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1127. The prosecution has proven
nothing, Your Honor.
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1128. The defense rests also!
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1129. Order. Order in the courtroom.
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1130. We'll take a 10-minute recess.
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1131. Attorneys, be ready with
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1132. Well, I feel that Beverly Sutphin
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1133. is an innocent woman,
wrongly accused.
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1134. A normal housewife trapped in a
nightmare of circumstantial evidence.
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1135. There she is, Henrietta Lee
Lucas, Joan Wayne Gacy.
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1136. A new face in the deck of
serial killer trading cards.
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1137. Find her guilty on all six
counts of first-degree murder.
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1138. I only hope I can portray Serial
Mom's life on the TV screen
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1139. with the proper dignity that
this feminist heroine deserves.
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1140. Look at me. I am as
normal as all of you.
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1141. But I have been
framed by the police
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1142. and perjured against by the very
people I thought were my friends.
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1143. - All I ask of you...
- Stop that!
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1144. Is that you have the courage
to find me innocent
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1145. of these terribly untrue charges.
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1146. All I ask is that you find me
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1147. innocent of these
terribly untrue charges.
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1148. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,
have you reached a verdict?
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1149. Yes, we have, Your Honor.
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1150. We find the defendant not
guilty of all charges.
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1151. Way to go, Beverly!
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1152. Oh! I'm coming home!
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1153. What should I do?
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1154. I don't know. Bring
her home, I guess.
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1155. No more violence. No more violence.
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1156. You think she'll like me?
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1157. Just be nice to her and try...
Try not to get on her nerves.
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1158. She got off.
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1159. She's innocent!
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1160. Congratulations, Beverly.
Will you be staying...
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1161. - Hello, Baltimore!
- I love you.
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1162. Oh, I love you, too.
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1163. Thank you all for coming. Hi,
there, LA. Hello, Cleveland.
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1164. Hey, Serial Mom!
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1165. Well, hello, New York!
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1166. Beverly, who does your hair?
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1167. Excuse me!
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1168. Would you hold these for me, honey?
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1169. Excuse me.
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1170. Excuse me, Mr. Sutphin, can I
ask you a question, please?
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1171. Did the system work?
Do you think it worked?
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1172. Excuse me. The rights
have been sold.
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1173. We did it. We set her free!
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1174. I knew she was innocent
right from the beginning.
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1175. You can't wear white
shoes after Labor Day.
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1176. That's not true anymore.
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1177. Yes, it is. Didn't your
mother ever tell you?
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1178. Now you know.
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1179. No, please. Fashion has changed.
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1180. No, it hasn't.
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1181. Are you surprised, Mr. Sutphin?
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1182. No comment. Beverly?
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1183. Here I am, honey.
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1184. Beverly, hi! I'm Suzanne Somers.
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1185. Hello!
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1186. Mrs. Sutphin, can we get a shot
of you and Suzanne Somers?
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1187. Absolutely, stand here, Beverly.
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1188. Guys, what about a
nice two-shot, okay?
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1189. No, Suzanne, really, I'd be much...
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1190. Beverly, Beverly, stand right here!
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1191. Okay, smile, Serial Mom!
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1192. Suzanne Somers,
this is my bad side!
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