1. Merry Christmas.Copy !req
2. Excuse me.Copy !req
3. - Whoo!
- I'm sorry.Copy !req
4. - Sorry.
- Uh...Copy !req
5. Do... Do you want these?Copy !req
6. - You go ahead.
- No, please.Copy !req
7. It's the last one.Copy !req
8. Uh, miss, do you have another pair
of these black cashmere gloves?Copy !req
9. Whatever's out is what we have.Copy !req
10. You don't have a stockroom?Copy !req
11. - No.
- Or a basement?Copy !req
12. No. We don't have an attic, either.Copy !req
13. Um, listen, you take 'em.
I don't need 'em.Copy !req
14. No, no, no.
You saw them first. I...Copy !req
15. Please. I insist.Copy !req
16. I mean, here. Take 'em.Copy !req
17. - Oh, oh!
Hey, wait a minute.Copy !req
18. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Hey!Copy !req
19. - Excuse me, sir.
- Yeah?Copy !req
20. - These are ours.
- Oh. Your gloves?Copy !req
21. - Yes.
- Well, how come? I mean...Copy !req
22. They're just sort of hanging there,
sleeping with their little price tag on.Copy !req
23. We were just discussing them, all right?
This is, uh...Copy !req
24. Well, I have news for you.Copy !req
25. You can go on discussing them
long after I've paid for them.Copy !req
26. Calm down, all right?
Just calm down.Copy !req
27. Calm down?
It's five days before Christmas.Copy !req
28. I'm in the middle of a New York
department store.Copy !req
29. He's asking me to calm down.Copy !req
30. Well, listen. These were meant to be
a very special gift for someone.Copy !req
31. Yeah, we've put quite a lot
of thought into those.Copy !req
32. - Ah.
- Isn't that right?Copy !req
33. Who are you?
And who were they for?Copy !req
34. - My boyfriend.
- My girlfriend.Copy !req
35. - Her boyfriend.
- His girlfriend.Copy !req
36. - His girlfriend.
- Her boyfriend.Copy !req
37. One pair of gloves for two people?Copy !req
38. - This is hard to explain.
- Well, try.Copy !req
39. All right. Go ahead.Copy !req
40. Oh. Uh, well, he is at the present time
my boyfriend.Copy !req
41. But in 18 months...Copy !req
42. after the operation...Copy !req
43. - he will be...
- she will be...Copy !req
44. my girlfriend.
Do you understand?Copy !req
45. That didn't really work out.Copy !req
46. - No, but Merry Christmas anyway.
- Thank you very much.Copy !req
47. All right.Copy !req
48. Well, you earned these.
That was quick on your feet.Copy !req
49. - Thanks. It was a team effort.
- Yeah, it was. It was.Copy !req
50. - I don't know how to thank you.
- Well...Copy !req
51. Ah, well.Copy !req
52. They're ready for you guys.Copy !req
53. Thank you.Copy !req
54. I don't know if what you said to that guy
makes any sense.Copy !req
55. It was helpful. I think we scared
the bejesus out of him.Copy !req
56. Oh, you were pretty fierce.Copy !req
57. This will work, though.
This is quite a coffee.Copy !req
58. No, but I'm serious about the check.Copy !req
59. It's the least I can do.Copy !req
60. Well, thank you, but, see,Copy !req
61. now I have to go find something else
for my girlfriend.Copy !req
62. - Oh, they were for your girlfriend.
- Yes, they were.Copy !req
63. Oh, I can't accept them then.Copy !req
64. Well, you have to.
Otherwise you won't treat.Copy !req
65. Really.Copy !req
66. Let me tell you something.
This is the ultimate blended drink.Copy !req
67. Where did you find this place?Copy !req
68. I first came in because of the name.Copy !req
69. - Hmm.
- Serendipity.Copy !req
70. - It's one of my favorite words.
- It is?Copy !req
71. - Uh-huh.
- Why?Copy !req
72. 'Cause it's such a nice sound
for what it means:Copy !req
73. A fortunate accident.Copy !req
74. - Mm.
- Except I don't really believe in accidents.Copy !req
75. I think fate's behind everything.Copy !req
76. Oh, you do?Copy !req
77. - Yeah.
- Fate's behind everything?Copy !req
78. Well, I think so.Copy !req
79. Everything's predestined?
We don't have any choice at all?Copy !req
80. No, I think we make our own decisions.Copy !req
81. I just think that fate sends us
little signs,Copy !req
82. and it's how we read the signsCopy !req
83. that determines whether
we're happy or not.Copy !req
84. Little signals.Copy !req
85. - Yeah.
- Yeah.Copy !req
86. Fortunate accidents.
Lucky discoveries.Copy !req
87. Like Columbus and America.Copy !req
88. Yeah, or Fleming discovering...Copy !req
89. penicillin.
- Penicillin. Yeah.Copy !req
90. - Fleming is his name?
- Yes.Copy !req
91. Or "Jonathan and the Gloves."Copy !req
92. I don't know that one.Copy !req
93. You don't know that story?
It's an old folk tale. Classic.Copy !req
94. Our hero, Jonathan, goes out
in search of black gloves.Copy !req
95. And in a perfect act of
serendipiocityCopy !req
96. or serendipaciousness,Copy !req
97. he runs into a beautiful,
attractive English girlCopy !req
98. with a boyfriend.Copy !req
99. You have a boyfriend, right?Copy !req
100. - Yeah, I do.
- That's what I thought.Copy !req
101. And you have the glove lady.Copy !req
102. Yes, I do.Copy !req
103. - Mm-hmm.
- It was a very nice time.Copy !req
104. Well, I hope you enjoy the gloves
you bought yourself.Copy !req
105. Oh, I'm sure I will.Copy !req
106. I usually appreciate
my own thoughtfulness.Copy !req
107. What do you want for Christmas?Copy !req
108. - Golf clubs.
- Oh.Copy !req
109. So you're gonna meet
your boyfriend now or what?Copy !req
110. No, I think he's probably out
doing what you're doing.Copy !req
111. Getting a crush on
someone else's girlfriend?Copy !req
112. No, I'm sorry. I just meant to say
that I had a really great time, and...Copy !req
113. Um... you know, maybe you should
give me your phone number,Copy !req
114. you know, just in case.Copy !req
115. - In case of what?
- You know, in case of life.Copy !req
116. I just had a great time,
and I'd never be able to find you again.Copy !req
117. Well, if we're meant
to meet again, then...Copy !req
118. we'll meet again.Copy !req
119. It's just not the right time now.Copy !req
120. Maybe we were supposed
to meet on British timeCopy !req
121. and we're five hours too early.Copy !req
122. Come on.
I don't even know your name.Copy !req
123. My name is Jonathan.Copy !req
124. Does that make you
wanna tell me something?Copy !req
125. Yeah, it does.Copy !req
126. Merry Christmas, Jonathan.
And thanks.Copy !req
127. That's it?Copy !req
128. Oh, Jesus, I'm sorry.Copy !req
129. I'm sorry about that.Copy !req
130. I think I left a scarf.Copy !req
131. No. Nothing down here.
Why don't you go upstairs?Copy !req
132. - Maybe it's still there.
- Thank you.Copy !req
133. Hey.Copy !req
134. Let's go do something.Copy !req
135. All right.
What you wanna do?Copy !req
136. I don't care.Copy !req
137. All right. Come on.Copy !req
138. Now, promise me you're not just
visiting here for a weekCopy !req
139. or marrying somebody
to get a green card or...Copy !req
140. on parole.Copy !req
141. None of the above. You?Copy !req
142. No, no, no. Proud U.S. Citizen.
No criminal record.Copy !req
143. So you won't tell me your name.
Well, tell me, uh...Copy !req
144. what do you miss most
about Mother England?Copy !req
145. I miss my mom terribly.Copy !req
146. If I were her,
I'd miss you too.Copy !req
147. Okay. Favorite movie.Copy !req
148. The correct answer is
Cool Hand Luke.Copy !req
149. I've never seen it.Copy !req
150. Oh, come on.
You've never seen Cool Hand Luke?Copy !req
151. Paul Newman?
Oh, my God. Come on!Copy !req
152. "Failure to communicate,"
sadistic cop in sunglasses with no name.Copy !req
153. Reminds me of you in that way.Copy !req
154. Um, favorite New York moment.Copy !req
155. This one's climbing the charts.Copy !req
156. I'm flattered.Copy !req
157. Is there anything else you need
to know about me?Copy !req
158. Huh.Copy !req
159. Favorite sexual position?Copy !req
160. Oh!Copy !req
161. Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!Copy !req
162. Yeah, yeah.
That's my favorite too.Copy !req
163. - You all right?
- Yeah.Copy !req
164. - Did you hurt yourself?
- No.Copy !req
165. - Yes, a little.
- You did?Copy !req
166. - Ouch.
- Oh, let's take a look at that.Copy !req
167. Oh, Jesus. Wow.Copy !req
168. - That's a deep, deep gash.
- Gaping.Copy !req
169. What?Copy !req
170. Well, we'll fix that right up.Copy !req
171. There you go.Copy !req
172. What?Copy !req
173. Oh, you're looking at my freckles?Copy !req
174. It's the curse of the English, I'm afraid.Copy !req
175. - Fair skin and bad teeth.
- No, you have great teeth.Copy !req
176. Those aren't just freckles.Copy !req
177. If you look closely,
you can see Cassiopeia.Copy !req
178. - What?
- Right there.Copy !req
179. Hold on a minute.Copy !req
180. Okay.Copy !req
181. All right.
Here's the story:Copy !req
182. A long time ago in Ethiopia,Copy !req
183. there was this queen
named Cassiopeia,Copy !req
184. who thought she was the most
beautiful woman in the entire world,Copy !req
185. and there wasn't anybody in the kingdom
who wasn't offendedCopy !req
186. by this woman's relentless vanity.Copy !req
187. And then one day, she really
screwed up and offended the gods.Copy !req
188. I don't remember what she didCopy !req
189. and I don't remember
who she offended.Copy !req
190. But it was bad.
She crossed the line.Copy !req
191. But anyway,
Poseidon, the sea god,Copy !req
192. punished Cassiopeia
by placing her in the heavensCopy !req
193. upside down in her throne,Copy !req
194. stuck for eternity with her skirt
around her shoulders,Copy !req
195. and all the blood rushing to her head.Copy !req
196. And now she's just
a constellation in the sky,Copy !req
197. a bunch of English freckles
in the shape of a throne.Copy !req
198. So she made one tragic mistake.Copy !req
199. And paid for eternity.Copy !req
200. Correct.Copy !req
201. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Legible, legible.Copy !req
202. I can't believe I'm doing this.Copy !req
203. Now, please, please.
Let fate take its proper course.Copy !req
204. Oh! Oh!Copy !req
205. That was an accident.
Write down that again, please.Copy !req
206. I can't.
That was a sign.Copy !req
207. Fate's telling us to back off.Copy !req
208. If fate didn't want us to be together,Copy !req
209. then why did we meet tonight, huh?
Gotcha.Copy !req
210. Well, I don't know, but it's not
an exact science. It's a feeling.Copy !req
211. Well, what if you're wrong, huh?Copy !req
212. What if it's all in our hands
and we just walk away?Copy !req
213. No names, no phone numbers,
nothing.Copy !req
214. What do you think's gonna happen?Copy !req
215. Do you think good old fate
is just gonna deliver my informationCopy !req
216. right to your doorstep?Copy !req
217. Do you know that's the best idea
you've had all night?Copy !req
218. - What's the best...
- Here you go.Copy !req
219. Write your name and number down.Copy !req
220. - On a $5.00 bill?
- Mm. Just do it.Copy !req
221. You are a strange
and interesting woman.Copy !req
222. Now what?Copy !req
223. Wait there.Copy !req
224. Hey!Copy !req
225. What the hell was that?Copy !req
226. When that $5.00 bill makes its way
back into my hands,Copy !req
227. I'll be able to call you.Copy !req
228. And when you hear my voice
on the other end,Copy !req
229. then you'll believe in fate,
won't you?Copy !req
230. Hey, what about me?Copy !req
231. What do you mean?Copy !req
232. Well, we have to send something
out in the universeCopy !req
233. with your name on it, don't we?Copy !req
234. Come on.
Isn't that the only fair thing?Copy !req
235. That is the only fair thing.Copy !req
236. What have I got, even?
Ooh.Copy !req
237. No. I have a really good idea.Copy !req
238. - What?
- Okay.Copy !req
239. That's a lot of tuba.Copy !req
240. - Okay, see this book?
- Yeah.Copy !req
241. Okay, so when I get home tonight,Copy !req
242. I'm gonna write my name and number
inside this book.Copy !req
243. And then first thing tomorrow morning,
I'll sell it to a used-book store.Copy !req
244. Which one?
You're not gonna tell me.Copy !req
245. You're not gonna tell me.
Why not?Copy !req
246. Well, now, every time you go past
an old bookstore,Copy !req
247. you're gonna have to go inside
to see if it's there.Copy !req
248. This is just wrong.Copy !req
249. You don't just have the most
incredible night of your lifeCopy !req
250. with a perfect strangerCopy !req
251. and then leave it all
to chance, do ya?Copy !req
252. Do ya?Copy !req
253. Come with me a second.Copy !req
254. What, are we gonna get a room?Copy !req
255. I'm kidding.
But I wanna know you more.Copy !req
256. Come on. Where are we going?Copy !req
257. - Okay. Now, you stay here.
- Okay.Copy !req
258. No, stay here. Stay there.Copy !req
259. Don't make me come over there.Copy !req
260. - Okay.
- Okay.Copy !req
261. Right, if we both randomly
pick the same floor,Copy !req
262. we're meant to be together now.Copy !req
263. You're insane.Copy !req
264. Come on.Copy !req
265. Okay, get in...Copy !req
266. take a breath,Copy !req
267. and then when the door closes,
hit a button.Copy !req
268. I don't understand this.Copy !req
269. You don't have to understand.
You just have to have faith.Copy !req
270. Faith in what?Copy !req
271. Destiny.Copy !req
272. Oh. Here.Copy !req
273. Hey!Copy !req
274. It's Sara.Copy !req
275. My name's Sara.Copy !req
276. And here it is.
See? You were right.Copy !req
277. - Uh...
- Let's go, buddy.Copy !req
278. - We're going up here.
- Oh, that's okay.Copy !req
279. Josh likes to ride either way.Copy !req
280. Don't you, Josh?Copy !req
281. Don't do that!
Don't touch those!Copy !req
282. Hey, calm down.
He's just a kid.Copy !req
283. Looks like we've stopped.Copy !req
284. - Oh. We're going again.
- Thank you.Copy !req
285. Where is she? Is she here?Copy !req
286. No, no. I don't think so.Copy !req
287. Come on, Josh.
Let's go, buddy.Copy !req
288. Okay, stay alert.Copy !req
289. - Is she here?
- No, not here.Copy !req
290. - Back in the elevator.
- She's not here?Copy !req
291. Come on! Come on! Move it!
Come on, boy!Copy !req
292. Hey, Sara.
Oh, I'm sorry.Copy !req
293. - Hey. I'm sorry.
- What?Copy !req
294. I'm sorry.Copy !req
295. Usually, I have to beg
to be a part of weddings.Copy !req
296. And if I do get into the wedding,Copy !req
297. of course, they've postponed it
and it's overseas somewhere,Copy !req
298. and they've canceled my passport
and I can't be a part of it,Copy !req
299. and it's ridiculous and all for naught.Copy !req
300. Well, thank you.
I take this very seriously.Copy !req
301. It's a gift to be the best man.Copy !req
302. They say that once in your lifetime,Copy !req
303. someone comes along whom
you're absolutely meant to be with.Copy !req
304. Everything feels great,
stars are aligned,Copy !req
305. body and spirit are in balance.Copy !req
306. For my friend Jonathan Trager,Copy !req
307. that person...Copy !req
308. was me.Copy !req
309. But as you know,
Jonny and I were simpatico.Copy !req
310. We were brothers
from another mother.Copy !req
311. We were friends since freshman year.Copy !req
312. I watched him go out
with woman after woman,Copy !req
313. and he'd always come crawling...Copy !req
314. He would come crawling back to me.Copy !req
315. It was embarrassing.Copy !req
316. You loved it.Copy !req
317. But then one night he came home
and things were different.Copy !req
318. His adolescent dream of becoming
a documentary filmmakerCopy !req
319. was a thing of the past.Copy !req
320. Thank God.Copy !req
321. He hardly even responded to my playful
yet tormenting flicks of my fingerCopy !req
322. against the soft part of his skullCopy !req
323. as he studied for finals.Copy !req
324. And that is because
he had found her:Copy !req
325. The woman
he was meant to be with.Copy !req
326. And if anyone is qualified to know
when he met his soul mate,Copy !req
327. it would be me,Copy !req
328. his first wife.Copy !req
329. She's smart, she's funny,
she's beautiful.Copy !req
330. In short, she's the kind of woman
that any man would dream about.Copy !req
331. And I think we all have.Copy !req
332. So it is with sadnessCopy !req
333. and fond, fond memories,Copy !req
334. that I raise my glassCopy !req
335. to the new Mrs. Jonathan Trager.Copy !req
336. - Aww.
- Hear, hear.Copy !req
337. I'll tell you what.Copy !req
338. I'll tell you something, my friends,
if I had to lose Jonny to anyone,Copy !req
339. I can't imagine a more perfect
woman than Halley.Copy !req
340. To Halley.Copy !req
341. Cheers to both of you.Copy !req
342. How drunk is he
on a scale of one to ten?Copy !req
343. Twelve.Copy !req
344. You think we'll ever out-romance
Dean and Courtney?Copy !req
345. I don't know. I don't think
I've ever seen them fight.Copy !req
346. Me neither.Copy !req
347. Must be a bitch on their sex life.Copy !req
348. We... We have a pomegranate souffle,
which is amazing,Copy !req
349. which is different than the sorbet.Copy !req
350. Listen, we'd love to join you guys,
but Courtney has to wake up,Copy !req
351. so I got to be good.Copy !req
352. Halley, listen to me.
It's not too late to back out.Copy !req
353. - And I'm up... I'm up 116...
- Good night, Dean.Copy !req
354. Mama, you don't want to see this,
but I need... I need to snuggle.Copy !req
355. I'm gonna sleep it off.
Listen, you're wonderful.Copy !req
356. - Good night.
- You know what? You need me.Copy !req
357. Take care. Come on, hon.Copy !req
358. You guys, listen, I hate to tell you,
but I gotta go home too.Copy !req
359. - I have to.
- Come in for one drink.Copy !req
360. I gotta get up at 8:00 in the morning.
My day is crazy tomorrow.Copy !req
361. - Come in for one drink.
- He doesn't want to come.Copy !req
362. - He doesn't have to come.
- I'll see you in about 20 hours.Copy !req
363. - Bye-bye, dear.
- Good night.Copy !req
364. - I love you, son.
- Night-night.Copy !req
365. - George.
- Take care.Copy !req
366. - Good night.
- Take care.Copy !req
367. You okay?Copy !req
368. - You better be up later.
- Yeah, why?Copy !req
369. - Because I'm gonna come home and...
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
370. Get undressed...Copy !req
371. climb into bed...
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
372. Act like we just got over a terrible fight.Copy !req
373. Cab!Copy !req
374. See you later now.Copy !req
375. Buy a book.Copy !req
376. Reading is good for you.
Knowledge.Copy !req
377. Read it?Copy !req
378. Hold on, hold on.
Listen, listen.Copy !req
379. I read it.
I read it a long time ago.Copy !req
380. I'll throw in the screenplay
to the Bridges of Madison County.Copy !req
381. - I saw the movie. It was great.
- I know you like that.Copy !req
382. Okay, and...Copy !req
383. And nothing. I mean...Copy !req
384. I mean, I did nothing.
I... I just let her walk out of the partyCopy !req
385. and I didn't say anything to her.Copy !req
386. And now she's gone forever.Copy !req
387. I mean, she was my soul mate.Copy !req
388. Kenny, I honestly think it's dangerous
to use the term "soul mate."Copy !req
389. It implies there's some magical element
that we have no control over,Copy !req
390. like fate or destiny.Copy !req
391. I think holding onto beliefs like that
stops us doing the real work.Copy !req
392. And the fact is,
if your therapy here stays on track,Copy !req
393. I think you'll find there are
many, many people out thereCopy !req
394. you could easily be happy with.Copy !req
395. You truly believe all that, Sara?Copy !req
396. Yeah.
I really do.Copy !req
397. - There you go.
- Thanks.Copy !req
398. You got to say yes first.Copy !req
399. Yes.Copy !req
400. Wait a second.Copy !req
401. Ow.Copy !req
402. - Let me...
- I got it. I got it. I got it.Copy !req
403. - Ow, ow, ow.
- I got it.Copy !req
404. - I got it.
- Ow.Copy !req
405. Ow!Copy !req
406. Okay, you're not gonna
read into this, right, Sara?Copy !req
407. I mean, it's just an accident,
nothing more.Copy !req
408. No. God, we'll get it refitted.Copy !req
409. It's beautiful. I love it.Copy !req
410. You... You get changed.
I wanna call Ryan,Copy !req
411. tell him you said yes.Copy !req
412. Why? Was he worried?Copy !req
413. Not about you.Copy !req
414. About the tour.Copy !req
415. He's hoping to fit the honeymoon
into the schedule.Copy !req
416. How's Bora Bora sound?Copy !req
417. Very... sexy sexy?Copy !req
418. Now, if you're a golfer
on a one-hour lunch break,Copy !req
419. you'd use that time upCopy !req
420. just getting to the nearest course
out of Manhattan.Copy !req
421. All this was a long overdue solution.Copy !req
422. Formerly a dilapidated pier
and converted just five years ago,Copy !req
423. the range offers the inhabitants
of this concrete jungleCopy !req
424. the chance to keep
their drives straight,Copy !req
425. their short games accurate,Copy !req
426. and most of all, brings the joys
and frustrations of golfCopy !req
427. back to city folk.Copy !req
428. This is Nick Roberts,
News, New York City.Copy !req
429. Superb, Nick.
We got it. Thank you.Copy !req
430. - Artie, gotta run, okay?
- What about the B-roll shot?Copy !req
431. - Paging Sara Lawson.
- No time. Totally jammed with the wedding.Copy !req
432. Paging Sara Lawson.
Please come to the front desk.Copy !req
433. You come back,
get the B-roll on Friday?Copy !req
434. - Yeah. Whatever you say, boss.
- Thank you, sir.Copy !req
435. I'm Sara Lawson. Hi.Copy !req
436. - How are you?
- Sorry I'm late.Copy !req
437. You're down at position number two.Copy !req
438. Oh, right. Bad golfers
all the way down there, right?Copy !req
439. Dude, take off. We got it.Copy !req
440. Well, hello,
Mr. Marrying Man.Copy !req
441. - Hi. Uh, where's Lauren?
- Oh, Lauren took the day off.Copy !req
442. My name is Sara
and I'm gonna cut your hair today.Copy !req
443. You know what?Copy !req
444. I'm not thrilled with having
that "just cut hair" lookCopy !req
445. - for my own wedding, so...
- I'm just gonna take a little bit off.Copy !req
446. I gotta live with these pictures
the rest of my life.Copy !req
447. - Just a little bit.
- Please, you know, uh...Copy !req
448. Forget Charles Street.Copy !req
449. Take me to the New York Times building
on 42nd, please.Copy !req
450. I'm telling you,
I keep running into it.Copy !req
451. I keep finding it.
It keeps happening.Copy !req
452. She was at the golf range.Copy !req
453. She's a big girl now with big hips.
All right?Copy !req
454. Then I gotta leave
'cause Sara's gonna cut my hair,Copy !req
455. and the guy in the taxi,
he's serenading me, Sara.Copy !req
456. I'm telling you, the universe
keeps revealing her to me,Copy !req
457. screwing with my head.Copy !req
458. - You're getting married in three days.
- That's my point.Copy !req
459. It's entirely duplicitous.
Think about it.Copy !req
460. Why would you risk
your relationship with HalleyCopy !req
461. just to search for some pipe dream?Copy !req
462. Just hear me out, man.Copy !req
463. I'm sure that I love Halley, all right?Copy !req
464. And maybe every time
you fall in love with somebody,Copy !req
465. it's a completely different experience,
so it's a mistake to compare them.Copy !req
466. - I get it, but...
- Right.Copy !req
467. All right...Copy !req
468. It's like Halley is
The Godfather, Part II.Copy !req
469. She's what?Copy !req
470. Godfather, Part II.
That was an incredible movie.Copy !req
471. Might be better than the original.
All right?Copy !req
472. But no matter how much you love
The Godfather, Part II,Copy !req
473. you still have to see the originalCopy !req
474. to understand and appreciate
the sequel, don't ya?Copy !req
475. Come on. Is it too much to ask
of my oldest friend to help me out?Copy !req
476. You already got
the fairy-tale marriage.Copy !req
477. I'm the best man.Copy !req
478. You work in the biggest
newspaper in the world.Copy !req
479. - Now, why don't you help me find her?
- Let me tell you something:Copy !req
480. Contrary to popular New York myth,
the Times is not omniscient.Copy !req
481. I need a last name.
I need a social security number.Copy !req
482. - If we find the book...
- It-It's a dead end. You know that.Copy !req
483. Unless we search every bookstore
in New York.Copy !req
484. You did that. Years ago.Copy !req
485. - Do you remember?
- Maybe I missed a store.Copy !req
486. Maybe somebody bought it
and sold it back.Copy !req
487. Here's the deal. You know what?
I don't want any part of this.Copy !req
488. All right?Copy !req
489. Maybe I am just getting cold feet.Copy !req
490. I'm telling you right now,
British women do not age well.Copy !req
491. You know, I mean, years ago, yes,
she was a luscious treat.Copy !req
492. You know, she probably looked like,
you know, Baby Spice.Copy !req
493. But now she could look like...Copy !req
494. Old Spice.Copy !req
495. - It's a great haircut.
- Oh. Thanks.Copy !req
496. - Tell me you love me.
- I love you.Copy !req
497. - Tell me something romantic.
- Like what?Copy !req
498. I don't know. Like...Copy !req
499. how I'm the only girl in the entire universe
meant for you.Copy !req
500. Oh, my God, the dinner!Copy !req
501. By the way, I emptied your closet.Copy !req
502. We gotta pack for the honeymoon.Copy !req
503. God, I hate this building.Copy !req
504. Shut up!Copy !req
505. Don't hit it with the thing.Copy !req
506. - Jon!
- What?Copy !req
507. I'm gonna go yell at the super.Copy !req
508. I don't understand
why this is going off.Copy !req
509. You said last week it would be fine.Copy !req
510. - Hey, Jon.
- Hey.Copy !req
511. Jesus, this place looks like
a disaster area.Copy !req
512. - Thanks, Gerald.
- Gerald, it's in here.Copy !req
513. I gotta get going. Coming!Copy !req
514. Come on! I wanna see!
I wanna see! I wanna see...Copy !req
515. I thought you wanted
a round-cut diamond.Copy !req
516. Why? When did I say that?Copy !req
517. I'm not exactly sure. But, I mean,
when we were younger, I think.Copy !req
518. Oh, God. When I was younger,
I was gonna marry Boris Becker, wasn't I?Copy !req
519. - Hey, guys.
- Hey!Copy !req
520. - What did you think?
- Well, I mean...Copy !req
521. Was that last song
really inspired by my sister?Copy !req
522. Every artist needs his muse.Copy !req
523. - Who wants to hear the good news?
- Hey, I pay you for the good news.Copy !req
524. No. You pay me to keep away
the bad news.Copy !req
525. Bring it on.Copy !req
526. Lars' dates in Stockholm sold out
in eight hours.Copy !req
527. Wow!Copy !req
528. That means we're gonna have to
add some more shows.Copy !req
529. So we'll bump Paris
and then we'll...Copy !req
530. Sorry. Um, I don't wanna
spoil anyone's party,Copy !req
531. but Lars and I have already set the dates
for our honeymoon and our wedding,Copy !req
532. and I've told my patients
when I'm going.Copy !req
533. Well, baby, your patients can do
without you for a couple weeks.Copy !req
534. He's right, Sara. I mean,Copy !req
535. a couple of extra weeks in Europe
aren't gonna kill you.Copy !req
536. Caroline's just pushing you
to stay longerCopy !req
537. 'cause she wants us
to house-sit for you guys.Copy !req
538. Yeah, thank you. I was going to ask her
when she was drunk.Copy !req
539. - Actually, that's a great idea.
- Yeah?Copy !req
540. Yes! Come on, Kip. Let's get out of here
before Sara changes Lars' mind.Copy !req
541. - I said something wrong?
- No, it's...Copy !req
542. I've just got a very detailed schedule,
and my patients are important too.Copy !req
543. I don't like changing the dates
at the last minute.Copy !req
544. You know what I mean?Copy !req
545. Excuse me. I'm sorry.Copy !req
546. But I really need you to approve
these T-shirt designs for Australia.Copy !req
547. - Oh, no problem.
- You don't mind, do you?Copy !req
548. - Can we do this later?
- Yeah.Copy !req
549. She don't mind.Copy !req
550. That's chamomile for you ladies.
Nice and hot.Copy !req
551. - Very good.
- But, Eve...Copy !req
552. Sara, it was a movie poster.
It's no big deal.Copy !req
553. It's peculiar though, right?
Don't you think?Copy !req
554. Look, I thought you were through
with all this New Age bullshitCopy !req
555. like horoscopes and feng shui
and all that crap.Copy !req
556. Eve, for someone who owns a New Age store,
you are alarmingly earthbound.Copy !req
557. Oh, yeah?
And for a shrink-in-training,Copy !req
558. you are a little bit crazy.
I'll tell you that much.Copy !req
559. Excuse me.
Do you carry the Casanova candle?Copy !req
560. Yes. As a matter of fact, we do.Copy !req
561. You know what? Check on the shelf
across from the Caligula incense.Copy !req
562. And they're on sale,
so today's your lucky day.Copy !req
563. Great. You see, that is what happensCopy !req
564. when people get hooked
on the New Age life.Copy !req
565. They end up sitting at home
burning candles for Mr. Right,Copy !req
566. when Mr. Good Enough For Right Now
is waiting at the corner bar.Copy !req
567. Hi. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
568. She's a pain in the ass.Copy !req
569. - And I gotta find her.
- I've been here three years.Copy !req
570. - So this is...
- Yeah, I understand.Copy !req
571. But your computer... your computer system
has been here for a long time.Copy !req
572. I think... I think you're just
wasting my time, sir.Copy !req
573. - No, no. Here's the thing.
- There's nothing I can do.Copy !req
574. - It's very crucial.
- You cannot be over here.Copy !req
575. You cannot come over
to this side of the counter.Copy !req
576. - Please don't cross this line.
- I understand.Copy !req
577. - Thank you.
- We're off to a bad start here.Copy !req
578. All I really need, if you could, is justCopy !req
579. if you could enter this account number
in the computerCopy !req
580. and just tell me her name.Copy !req
581. Oh, I see.
When you put it that way...Copy !req
582. No.Copy !req
583. All right.Copy !req
584. Would 20 bucks help?Copy !req
585. It might if I was a health inspector.Copy !req
586. Listen, this is really important.Copy !req
587. Oh, boy, did it again.
Crossed the line.Copy !req
588. You have to remain on the other side
of the register.Copy !req
589. I don't wanna say it again.
Remain on that side. Thank you.Copy !req
590. Let's bottom-line this, huh?
What's it gonna take?Copy !req
591. I have to have the name.Copy !req
592. Well, I was a little short
on my weekly sales draw.Copy !req
593. - Were you?
- I'm just mentioning.Copy !req
594. Okay. Um, I'm going to, uh...Copy !req
595. - Uh-uh.
- Look where my feet are. All right?Copy !req
596. - A lovely choice, sir.
- Thank you.Copy !req
597. The account number was 029351...Copy !req
598. I thought you said you were gonna
help with my weekly draw.Copy !req
599. The tie's worth $95.
We're still 700 short.Copy !req
600. $700?Copy !req
601. - 700.
- That's extortion.Copy !req
602. That's good salesmanship, sir.Copy !req
603. What do I need?
Ring it up.Copy !req
604. - Well, we have a purple tie.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
605. What would go with a purple tie?Copy !req
606. I look like a magician.Copy !req
607. All right, you horrible little man.Copy !req
608. I bought the entire spring line.
Okay, you happy?Copy !req
609. Now, look her up.Copy !req
610. I already did.Copy !req
611. It was a dead account.
There's no information in our computers.Copy !req
612. - You give me that!
- Hey, chase me.Copy !req
613. - Chase you? What? Are you insane?
- Don't cross the line!Copy !req
614. - You crossed the line!
- Stop saying that or I will cut you!Copy !req
615. Now, you better find a way
to help me right now!Copy !req
616. - I can suggest another option.
- Suggest it fast.Copy !req
617. When our customers
apply for a credit card,Copy !req
618. the hard copies go to
our storage facility in Queens.Copy !req
619. All you need is the account number,
which you already have,Copy !req
620. and you can find her application.Copy !req
621. However, you need an employee
to get you in.Copy !req
622. You need an employee...Copy !req
623. to get you in.Copy !req
624. Crocodile.Copy !req
625. Hal.Copy !req
626. Halley.Copy !req
627. Ah.Copy !req
628. A natural.Copy !req
629. - Yeah?
- Yeah. Really natural.Copy !req
630. - No, no, no. Cut, cut, cut.
- What's the problem?Copy !req
631. The problem is you can't fend offCopy !req
632. an army of bloodthirsty
Vikings with a shehnai.Copy !req
633. - It's illogical.
- No, see... no, no.Copy !req
634. See, you're lulling them into submission
with the music.Copy !req
635. That's the whole point of the song, really.
Mystic Surrender.Copy !req
636. You don't think he looks like
he hates the music?Copy !req
637. No. Hey.Copy !req
638. Hey, baby.Copy !req
639. Now, this guy, he's-he's like
Alec Guinness. So good.Copy !req
640. Star Wars.
Obi-wan.Copy !req
641. All right, right here, what are they doing?
What's their attitude?Copy !req
642. What are they thinking?
Who are these people?Copy !req
643. I tell you, they're in awe
and they're speechless.Copy !req
644. And they're just grateful
and underfed.Copy !req
645. Underpaid.Copy !req
646. Why don't they ask me
to stay in the village and have a feast?Copy !req
647. - Yeah. Sara, hey.
- Hey.Copy !req
648. - Can we talk for a sec?
- Sure.Copy !req
649. Okay, yeah, I'm going to split, guys.Copy !req
650. Lars, I'll tell you what.
I'm gonna talk to the director,Copy !req
651. and I'm gonna have him tweak
that whole section.Copy !req
652. - It'll be fine. It'll be fine.
- Tell him about the feast.Copy !req
653. - What's going on?
- I lost my keys yesterday.Copy !req
654. Oh, that's a drag.Copy !req
655. And I've just found them in the freezer.Copy !req
656. I don't get it. Is that a joke?Copy !req
657. No, Lars, it's not a joke.
I feel like I'm losing my mind.Copy !req
658. It's the wedding plans
and the tour and my patients.Copy !req
659. It's just a bit too much to deal with.Copy !req
660. Okay, Sara, look. We're leaving
for Toronto in the morning...Copy !req
661. so don't fall apart on me now.
- I know, I know, I know, I know.Copy !req
662. And that's why I think I need a little break.Copy !req
663. What do you mean, a little break?Copy !req
664. No, not that kind of little break.Copy !req
665. I just mean a weekend away
to recharge my batteries and clear my head.Copy !req
666. Hey, this has nothing to do
with the other night.Copy !req
667. I just need this.
I need it for me.Copy !req
668. But I won't go unless you say it's okay.Copy !req
669. - It's okay.
- Thank you.Copy !req
670. Okay. Where are you going?
Where are you going?Copy !req
671. Oh, I don't know.
New York, maybe.Copy !req
672. - Happy birthday.
- Oh, my God.Copy !req
673. Are you serious?
Get out of town.Copy !req
674. Yeah, that's the idea.Copy !req
675. - Thanks. Talk to you soon.
- Okay.Copy !req
676. This is unbelievable. Oh, my God.Copy !req
677. Sara, really, this is
way too generous of you.Copy !req
678. Oh, come on. Can't a girl do something nice
for her friend on her birthday?Copy !req
679. And there's no ulterior motives?Copy !req
680. Well, yeah.Copy !req
681. I'm getting married in a weekCopy !req
682. and I'd just like to have one last fling
with my best friendCopy !req
683. before I walk down the aisle.Copy !req
684. It's so sweet. But, you know,
you're really not my type.Copy !req
685. Oh, thanks.Copy !req
686. - We're going to New York?
- Yeah. Yay!Copy !req
687. Hey! Excuse me.Copy !req
688. - Why so tense?
- Because you're freaking me out, all right?Copy !req
689. - Is there another space you can be in?
- Oh. Excusez-moi.Copy !req
690. - Uh-huh.
- And what is it you do?Copy !req
691. Well, my sales clerk friend,
I happen to write for a little publication.Copy !req
692. Maybe you've heard of it.
It's called the New York Times.Copy !req
693. - Oh.
- Yeah.Copy !req
694. Hello. Who?Copy !req
695. Dean?
And who may I say is calling?Copy !req
696. Uh-huh? Hang on.
Your editor.Copy !req
697. Hi. No.Copy !req
698. Didn't get... Didn't get a chance
to write that one. Uh...Copy !req
699. Didn't... Didn't write that one either.Copy !req
700. Uh, with all due respect, sir,
they'll all still be dead tomorrow.Copy !req
701. Okay. Thank you.
Bye-bye.Copy !req
702. - You write for the obituaries.
- Absolutely. Yeah.Copy !req
703. - Hmm. You must be very proud.
- Uh-huh. I'm the one with the last word.Copy !req
704. - Not tonight.
- Yes, I am.Copy !req
705. - I don't think so.
- Absolutely.Copy !req
706. - Fat chance.
- Still talking.Copy !req
707. - Last line.
- Yeah, right here.Copy !req
708. I don't know. I don't know.
My eyes are killing me.Copy !req
709. My eyes are killing me.
Tell me these numbers match.Copy !req
710. Here, I'll tell you.Copy !req
711. - Let me see.
- Don't do that.Copy !req
712. - Ah-ah!
- Is it 0293?Copy !req
713. - 0293. Congratulations.
- You got it?Copy !req
714. - I think you found her.
- No way.Copy !req
715. Too bad the last name's
completely smudged out, though.Copy !req
716. Well, it's his fault.
It was his thumb.Copy !req
717. When he grabbed it,
his thumb went right across the...Copy !req
718. right across the name.Copy !req
719. Completely. I'm kidding.
It was smudged in my hand.Copy !req
720. - Would you stop it?
- It's just a little joke.Copy !req
721. That's carbon paper for you.Copy !req
722. I guess that's why America rejected it.Copy !req
723. What's that address?
Is that her address?Copy !req
724. That's seven years ago, man.Copy !req
725. So go to the building leasing officeCopy !req
726. and you'll find out who lived there
seven years ago.Copy !req
727. It ain't rocket science.Copy !req
728. Thank you.Copy !req
729. The white zone
is for the immediate loadingCopy !req
730. and unloading of passengers only.
No parking.Copy !req
731. - Hi.
- Hey.Copy !req
732. - Where to?
- Yeah, where are we going?Copy !req
733. Uh, okay, take us...Copy !req
734. anywhere in New York.
- Excuse me?Copy !req
735. Anywhere.
Wherever you feel like going.Copy !req
736. - That's not a destination, lady.
- Wait. You didn't make reservations?Copy !req
737. - Um, okay, Eve, please don't get mad at me.
- What?Copy !req
738. Oh, no. I cannot believe this.Copy !req
739. I need a borough here, ladies.Copy !req
740. Look, I was gonna tell you
when we got on the plane.Copy !req
741. You know what?
That's really sneaky of you, Sara.Copy !req
742. - I'm not a bloody psychic.
- Eve, wait! Wait!Copy !req
743. Hold on one second.Copy !req
744. - Eve. Eve!
- You tricked me.Copy !req
745. I knew you wouldn't come
if I told you the truth.Copy !req
746. And I needed my best friend with me.Copy !req
747. What are you doing, Sara?Copy !req
748. Honestly, Sara, I don't understand
you anymore, okay?Copy !req
749. Please, tell me something.
Tell me anything that makesCopy !req
750. just a little bit of sense.Copy !req
751. I've just spent the entire flight
staring into the sky, thinking.Copy !req
752. Not about my fiancé,
but about this mystery guy I metCopy !req
753. a million and a half hours ago.Copy !req
754. A guy I don't even remember,
except for this...Copy !req
755. vague picture I have inside my head.Copy !req
756. It was just a few seconds.
A fragment, really.Copy !req
757. And it was like...Copy !req
758. in that moment, the whole universe existed
just to bring us together.Copy !req
759. That's why I'm here.Copy !req
760. That's why I'm gonna let fate
take me wherever it wants to go.Copy !req
761. Because when all this is over,Copy !req
762. at least I'm never gonna have
to think of him ever again.Copy !req
763. Let's just pray he's a bald fascistCopy !req
764. who picks his nose and wipes it
under the car seat.Copy !req
765. - Hi.
- Hi.Copy !req
766. Could you hold on?Copy !req
767. Where ya goin'?Copy !req
768. You better be buying me one friggin'
big birthday cake, that's all I gotta say.Copy !req
769. Could I get your destination, please?Copy !req
770. - The Waldorf, I guess.
- Finally she gets it.Copy !req
771. Okay, we are going... that way.Copy !req
772. And I'm gonna follow you.Copy !req
773. Come on, you can do it yourself.
Just open up the computer and look into it.Copy !req
774. I'm not even sure that I can
give you this information.Copy !req
775. Yes, you can. Why can't you?Copy !req
776. Because I'm just a temp, okay?
I don't know the rules.Copy !req
777. Couple of months out of college, you're acting
like you're part of the establishment.Copy !req
778. No, no, no, no, no...
What about privacy law, huh?Copy !req
779. Forget about privacy laws.
You know what privacy laws do?Copy !req
780. - No.
- They protect millionaires.Copy !req
781. Do you know who those millionaires are?Copy !req
782. - Who?
- Tell him who they are.Copy !req
783. - Tell him.
- Kids your age.Copy !req
784. Pimple-faced college dropouts
who have made unhealthy sums of moneyCopy !req
785. forming Internet companies
that create no concrete products,Copy !req
786. provide no viable services
and still manage to generate profitsCopy !req
787. for all of its lazy, day-trading,
son-of-a-bitch shareholders.Copy !req
788. Meanwhile, as a tortured member
of the disenfranchised proletariat,Copy !req
789. you find some altruistic need
to protect these digital plantation owners?Copy !req
790. Wow. Come on.Copy !req
791. Come on.Copy !req
792. - You guys want the tenant on record in 1994?
- December, to be exact.Copy !req
793. - There's your tenant.
- Sebastian Mignon?Copy !req
794. No. Mignon. It's French.Copy !req
795. No, we're looking for someone
named Sara in that apartment.Copy !req
796. You got the right one?Copy !req
797. Maybe he was her boyfriend.Copy !req
798. Thanks. Hey, you did the right thing.
Really, you did.Copy !req
799. Good work, pal.Copy !req
800. You got it.
M-i-g-n-o-n.Copy !req
801. You got it? There you go.Copy !req
802. Thank you so much, Sally.
You gotta love her.Copy !req
803. - Where is he?
- Brooklyn.Copy !req
804. Okay, let's, uh...Copy !req
805. - Let's grab a subway.
- Wait a minute. Wait.Copy !req
806. Aren't you forgetting about something?Copy !req
807. - Uh, what?
- Wedding rehearsal. Bachelor party.Copy !req
808. - Plenty of time. Plenty of time. Come on.
- You sure?Copy !req
809. Yes. Gotta go to Brooklyn. Come on.Copy !req
810. Okay...
Prada!Copy !req
811. Oh, my God!Copy !req
812. Ooh! Prada!Copy !req
813. Ooh, I love this stuff.Copy !req
814. - That's $20.
- 20 bucks?Copy !req
815. Eve, that's a horrific knockoff.Copy !req
816. At least my fake says Prada.
Yours says Prado.Copy !req
817. Yeah? Well, I say for a dollar,
I can buy a little magic marker and fix that.Copy !req
818. I'll take it. 20 bucks?Copy !req
819. Right back here.
Here you go.Copy !req
820. Two buckets of balls for the price of one
at the Chelsea Piers today.Copy !req
821. - So where are we going to now?
- I don't know.Copy !req
822. - Lady, lady, you're a golfer?
- I feel like... I feel something.Copy !req
823. - Wanna play golf? Two for the price of one.
- Right where I'm standing.Copy !req
824. Hey! Who are you?Copy !req
825. Can you believe that?
Two bucket of... Whoa!Copy !req
826. Will you help me up, ma'am?
Yeah, yeah, help me up.Copy !req
827. - Oh, my God. Are you okay?
- Is the ball okay?Copy !req
828. Yeah, the back of the head.
Is that all right?Copy !req
829. Oh, my. Goodness gracious.Copy !req
830. I'm all right. Thank you.
Can you get the flyers?Copy !req
831. - Here you go.
- All right.Copy !req
832. - It's a signal.
- Two buckets of balls.Copy !req
833. - Taxi!
- Sara!Copy !req
834. They should make pills for this.Copy !req
835. He's gotta be here.Copy !req
836. He's got to be here. I can feel it.Copy !req
837. - Excuse me. Miss?
- Yeah?Copy !req
838. - You're blocking my shot.
- Oh.Copy !req
839. Oh. Sorry.Copy !req
840. This is Nick Roberts,
News, New York City.Copy !req
841. - Oh!
- Do you know who plays golf?Copy !req
842. Guys who are too fat to play tennis.Copy !req
843. Like that guy.Copy !req
844. Well, this is a special occasion.Copy !req
845. After all, how many times in your life
is your son gonna get married?Copy !req
846. Well said.Copy !req
847. You wanna know
why I love this game?Copy !req
848. - No. Why?
- I'll tell ya.Copy !req
849. You can take years off from playing
and still come back strong.Copy !req
850. Well, me, I haven't played
in over five years.Copy !req
851. You're kidding.Copy !req
852. - Ow!
- Ooh!Copy !req
853. - Are you all right?
- I'm okay.Copy !req
854. Sorry up there.Copy !req
855. - Eve, look out!
- Go.Copy !req
856. - Oh!
- Oh, my God, I'm so sorry.Copy !req
857. I'm, so sorr...
Are you okay?Copy !req
858. Please say something.
Say something.Copy !req
859. I think I swallowed a filling.Copy !req
860. Thank you for letting us in.Copy !req
861. Now, Mr. Mignon, we have an odd
and somewhat personal question to ask you.Copy !req
862. Mignon.Copy !req
863. Mr. Mignon.Copy !req
864. Mignon. Like the meat.Copy !req
865. Mr. Mignon, a few years ago,
did you live with a girl, first name Sara?Copy !req
866. Attractive, dark hair,
kind of, like, mysterious,Copy !req
867. you know, really amazing girl.Copy !req
868. Oui.Copy !req
869. Do you know where we can
locate this individual?Copy !req
870. No, I do not.Copy !req
871. - Do you remember her last name?
- No.Copy !req
872. Oh, come on. You don't even remember
the last name of your ex-girlfriend?Copy !req
873. I mean, I find that hard to believe.Copy !req
874. You don't understand anything.Copy !req
875. She was not my girlfriend.
She was just, uh, a roommate.Copy !req
876. She stayed with me
for a very short period of time.Copy !req
877. - She was placed with me by...
- A roommate finder's service?Copy !req
878. Oui, oui, oui. She stayed with me
with her boyfriend for a few months...Copy !req
879. - I don't care about him.
- And then he moved out very quickly.Copy !req
880. And at the end of the year,
she moved out too. That's it.Copy !req
881. Yeah, but did she leave
anything behind,Copy !req
882. maybe with her last name on it,
like a receipt, a bill?Copy !req
883. - Like a piece of luggage?
- No. No, no.Copy !req
884. Anything would help, really.
Anything.Copy !req
885. I remember she sat on me.Copy !req
886. She... She sat on you?Copy !req
887. Yes. She sat on me for a while.Copy !req
888. I found her...Copy !req
889. inspiring.Copy !req
890. I guess this is why I started
painting her in the first place.Copy !req
891. Oh. She sat for you.
I'm sorry.Copy !req
892. That is what I said.Copy !req
893. - That's what he said.
- Right.Copy !req
894. - That's what I said.
- Clearly.Copy !req
895. Do you happen to have the painting?Copy !req
896. Hey, now you're gonna see
what it's all about.Copy !req
897. You know, you see her face.Copy !req
898. Okay. Yeah.Copy !req
899. This is her, yes?Copy !req
900. Yeah, sure.
Around the eyes a little.Copy !req
901. I mean, I'm definitely getting
the British thing,Copy !req
902. you know, with the crown
and the scepter.Copy !req
903. Do you have a name
for the roommate finder's service?Copy !req
904. - They would have the information.
- Absolutely.Copy !req
905. - Yes. You have that name?
- No, I do not.Copy !req
906. But if it helps, I do remember
where the service was located.Copy !req
907. - Absolutely!
- Yes! Where? Where?Copy !req
908. - Manhattan.
- Where in Manhattan, Mr. Mignon?Copy !req
909. On 60th Street.Copy !req
910. - Eastside or Westside?
- It was just next to that...Copy !req
911. on the left of that splendid
little patisserie,Copy !req
912. Serendipity.Copy !req
913. That's it.Copy !req
914. Get... Get ready.Copy !req
915. Happy birthday.
It's on the house.Copy !req
916. Thank you.Copy !req
917. Thanks.Copy !req
918. Oh, I'm a god-awful friend.Copy !req
919. No, you will be if you sing.Copy !req
920. Eve, thanks so much
for coming with me.Copy !req
921. You're welcome.Copy !req
922. Sara, you know,
it's a wonderful thought.Copy !req
923. The idea that all of life,Copy !req
924. that every single event
is all part of some master planCopy !req
925. designed to lead us
to our universal soul mate.Copy !req
926. But if that's really true,
then what's the point of living?Copy !req
927. Or making decisions?Copy !req
928. Hell, why should we even get out of bed
in the morning?Copy !req
929. For the cake?Copy !req
930. No. Not for the cake.Copy !req
931. So that you make mistakes.Copy !req
932. Mistakes like this trip.Copy !req
933. And if you're smart enough,
you learn from your mistakes.Copy !req
934. You figure it out.
You... You think.Copy !req
935. You... You realize that life isn't
some elaborate stage playCopy !req
936. with directions for the actors.
Life's a mess, Sara.Copy !req
937. It's... It's chaos personified.Copy !req
938. I have to give it all up now, don't I?Copy !req
939. Sara, you have a fiancé
who, despite his weird Eastern music,Copy !req
940. which we hope is just a phase,
let's hope,Copy !req
941. loves you very, very, very much.Copy !req
942. It's not giving up. It's growing up.Copy !req
943. Let's get out of here.Copy !req
944. Yeah.Copy !req
945. - Here's one.
- Ooh, catch it.Copy !req
946. - It's a bridal shop.
- Oh, my God. The irony.Copy !req
947. Wait right here. I'll be right back.Copy !req
948. - Why?
- Stay here.Copy !req
949. - Time, please?
- Uh, about 7:30.Copy !req
950. Right. Right.Copy !req
951. They moved downtown. If we get lucky
with traffic, we can still hit it.Copy !req
952. - What time is rehearsal?
- Can't do it.Copy !req
953. - Taxi!
- It's over, man.Copy !req
954. What?Copy !req
955. - What are you talking about?
- How can I ignore that?Copy !req
956. "Bless the goddamn bride"?Copy !req
957. - What?
- It can't get any more clearer than this.Copy !req
958. I'm not supposed to be doing this.
It's not in the cards.Copy !req
959. It's just...
Hey, it's another one of your clues, man.Copy !req
960. Let's talk about it in the cab
on the way over. Let's go.Copy !req
961. It's not a clue. It's a sign.Copy !req
962. Well, what's the difference?Copy !req
963. A clue is what a detective uses
to find a suspect.Copy !req
964. The receipt, the warehouse,
that French guy...Copy !req
965. - Uh-huh.
- Those are clues. This is a sign.Copy !req
966. Me never finding the book, that's a sign.Copy !req
967. Sara never finding the $5.00 bill,
that's a sign.Copy !req
968. How could something not happening
be a sign?Copy !req
969. Maybe the absence of signs is a sign.Copy !req
970. Isn't it?Copy !req
971. That's lucid.Copy !req
972. Look, I don't know, man.
Maybe there is no fate.Copy !req
973. And if there is,
it's not working for me.Copy !req
974. You know, it's not actually supposed
to end this way, by the way.Copy !req
975. We're supposed to pull the curtain
and see the wizard, all right?Copy !req
976. - Get to the end of the river.
- This is the end of the river.Copy !req
977. My wedding rehearsal starts
in less than an hour.Copy !req
978. My bride is waiting for me.Copy !req
979. Let me... Let me ask you
something here, okay?Copy !req
980. If Sara were here right now,
poof, came down,Copy !req
981. what would she tell you to do?Copy !req
982. She would tell me to run,
not walk to the WaldorfCopy !req
983. because all the signs point to me
getting married.Copy !req
984. Look. Wedding dress.
Lots of white.Copy !req
985. Okay, I hate to state the obvious...Copy !req
986. - State it.
- Okay.Copy !req
987. If you don't do this,
you may never find out who Sara is.Copy !req
988. Maybe I was never supposed to.Copy !req
989. Maybe all this is just a mazeCopy !req
990. designed to lead me directly back
to where I started.Copy !req
991. Which is getting married.Copy !req
992. They should make pills for this.Copy !req
993. - Halley?
- Oh, my God. Eve!Copy !req
994. What a crazy coincidence!
How are you?Copy !req
995. - Good.
- Oh, my God.Copy !req
996. Sara, can you believe
that I was Halley's R.A. In college?Copy !req
997. Isn't that funny?
Oh, I'm sorry. This is Sara.Copy !req
998. - Hi. Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you too.Copy !req
999. Oh, my gosh. What's it been,
like eight or nine years or something.Copy !req
1000. Eve was, uh...
I went to B.U. With Eve.Copy !req
1001. - Well, isn't that wonderful?
- Yeah. How about that?Copy !req
1002. So what are you doing here?Copy !req
1003. - I'm getting married tomorrow.
- You are?Copy !req
1004. - Yeah.
- Congratulations.Copy !req
1005. - Congratulations.
- Wow!Copy !req
1006. - Thanks.
- In this hotel?Copy !req
1007. Yeah, at 12 noon.
We're actually going to rehearsal.Copy !req
1008. - Why don't you come watch?
- Why don't you go?Copy !req
1009. Okay, sure. I would love
to come and watch.Copy !req
1010. And you can bring your...
partner if you want.Copy !req
1011. - Oh!
- Oh! No, no.Copy !req
1012. I have to go upstairs and call my fiancé...Copy !req
1013. who's a man.
- Oh! You must be very proud.Copy !req
1014. - Okay, so have a good one.
- Okay.Copy !req
1015. - I'll see you later.
- Okay, good. Okay, bye.Copy !req
1016. Good-bye, my sweet lesbian lady lover.Copy !req
1017. I'm just kidding.
It's a joke between us.Copy !req
1018. Lars?Copy !req
1019. What are you doing?Copy !req
1020. How did you know where I was?Copy !req
1021. - Intuition.
- Really?Copy !req
1022. No. I went through
the New York hotel guide.Copy !req
1023. Alphabetically, in reverse.
I started with "Z."Copy !req
1024. Sara, I missed you so much.Copy !req
1025. I'm sorry. I don't blame you
for running away.Copy !req
1026. I was so... focused
on the album, the video.Copy !req
1027. I, Jonathan, take you, Halley,
to be my wife,Copy !req
1028. and I promise to love and sustain youCopy !req
1029. in the bonds of marriage
from this day forward.Copy !req
1030. And obviously, Jonathan,
you'll be looking at Halley.Copy !req
1031. And that's when the actual ceremony
will conclude.Copy !req
1032. - Excuse me.
- What?Copy !req
1033. Well, look, I need some help over here.Copy !req
1034. And then... then you're married.Copy !req
1035. - Hal, who's that girl over there?
- Huh?Copy !req
1036. - Oh, that's my old friend Eve.
- Oh.Copy !req
1037. Okay, everyone, that's a wrap.Copy !req
1038. And now make sure to be here
tomorrow morningCopy !req
1039. at 9:00 sharp for pictures.Copy !req
1040. Yes, yes. I hate to break up a good thing,Copy !req
1041. but we have half a dozen strippers
waiting for us. We're late.Copy !req
1042. - You mean "exotic dancers."
- No, no. I actually mean "strippers,"Copy !req
1043. - the women who take off everything.
- Llsten, I'll see you men at 9:00.Copy !req
1044. But remember, I promised Judy
I'd be home by 10:00.Copy !req
1045. Fantastic, Mr. McKinley.
It gives you an hour to get crazy.Copy !req
1046. - Okay, let's get into it.
- Hello, darling.Copy !req
1047. Uh, Dean, before you take Jon and Dad off
to your male-bonding ritual,Copy !req
1048. I need to talk to him.Copy !req
1049. Okay. Beautiful bride.
I'll be in the cab.Copy !req
1050. - Hi. I want you to meet Jon.
- Hi. It's so nice to meet you.Copy !req
1051. I would love for you
to come tomorrow.Copy !req
1052. - We'd feel terrible if you didn't.
- Really?Copy !req
1053. - Yeah.
- That's so sweet.Copy !req
1054. And it's tomorrow at noon?Copy !req
1055. Yeah, and you can bring
your friend if you want.Copy !req
1056. - Okay.
- Be there.Copy !req
1057. Wow. I'll be there.Copy !req
1058. Thank you. That's so nice.Copy !req
1059. - See you tomorrow.
- See you tomorrow. Nice to meet you.Copy !req
1060. Okay, bye. Bye. See you.Copy !req
1061. - Halley, what is it? What's wrong?
- It's you.Copy !req
1062. What do you mean, it's me?
What did I do?Copy !req
1063. Nothing, exactly.
It's just this feeling I have, like...Copy !req
1064. like you've been somewhere else
for the past few days.Copy !req
1065. - That's not true.
- Don't lie to me, Jonathan.Copy !req
1066. I've dreamed about this
my entire life, and... and...Copy !req
1067. I've imagined the dress and the flowersCopy !req
1068. and even the music
the band was gonna play.Copy !req
1069. And everything is
exactly the way I want it,Copy !req
1070. except for my fiancé,Copy !req
1071. who's just decided to float off
to Never-Never Land.Copy !req
1072. Look, maybe I've been
a little bit out of it the past week,Copy !req
1073. but it's just normal, you know, guy stuff.Copy !req
1074. It's a little cold feet.
Doesn't mean I don't love you.Copy !req
1075. Well, call me crazy, but I'd like
my fiancé's feet to be warm,Copy !req
1076. especially when we're hours
from going down the aisle.Copy !req
1077. I'm sorry, Hal. Really, I am.Copy !req
1078. Whatever it is that you're holding on to,
please just let it go.Copy !req
1079. Please.Copy !req
1080. I think it already let go of me, okay?Copy !req
1081. Wait. Wait one second.Copy !req
1082. - What's this?
- What do you think?Copy !req
1083. It's the traditional groom's gift.Copy !req
1084. I got yours, and I forgot to bring it.Copy !req
1085. I know. It's okay.Copy !req
1086. Open it.Copy !req
1087. It's a first edition.Copy !req
1088. It's just that every time
we go into a bookstore,Copy !req
1089. you're always flipping through it.Copy !req
1090. And I checked this week.
You don't even have a copy.Copy !req
1091. What's wrong?
Don't you like it?Copy !req
1092. It's perfect.Copy !req
1093. It's an excellent choice.Copy !req
1094. What's going on?
Are you all right?Copy !req
1095. - Her name's Sara Thomas.
- What?Copy !req
1096. How did...Copy !req
1097. Halley gave it to me as a wedding gift.Copy !req
1098. Sally?Copy !req
1099. It's Dean from Obits. Hey.Copy !req
1100. Uh, I need an address
for a Sara Thomas.Copy !req
1101. S-a-r-a T-h-o-m-a-s.Copy !req
1102. Uh, I got an old phone number.Copy !req
1103. Yeah, we'll hold.Copy !req
1104. Hang on.
Sir, can you pull this thing over?Copy !req
1105. I can't hear a thing.Copy !req
1106. Honey, just one second.
Okay, go. What?Copy !req
1107. What?Copy !req
1108. We have to cancel Dusseldorf.
Why?Copy !req
1109. We have to cancel Stockholm?Copy !req
1110. Oh. Look at those stars.Copy !req
1111. They all have names, you know.Copy !req
1112. I don't know what that is.Copy !req
1113. It's Cassiopeia.Copy !req
1114. The... stars in the sky.Copy !req
1115. It's... It's Cassiopeia.Copy !req
1116. You realize with the time delay,Copy !req
1117. if our return flight takes off
more than ten minutes late,Copy !req
1118. I miss my own wedding, okay?
Does that bother you in the slightest?Copy !req
1119. You are a jackass.Copy !req
1120. - Well, thank you.
- You are. You...Copy !req
1121. Y-Y-You're my hero, you know?Copy !req
1122. You're like my oracle and shit,
you know?Copy !req
1123. You're out there, man,
and you're making it happen.Copy !req
1124. Courtney moved out.Copy !req
1125. - What?
- Yeah. It's... Look, man.Copy !req
1126. We'd been fighting for a really long time.Copy !req
1127. - Why didn't you tell me?
- We didn't want to ruin your wedding, man.Copy !req
1128. It would just... Didn't want
to rain on your parade, man.Copy !req
1129. What the...
What the hell happened?Copy !req
1130. We just...
We let it slip away, you know?Copy !req
1131. That's the point. It...Copy !req
1132. You know, it died.Copy !req
1133. - We died.
- What was the cause of death?Copy !req
1134. Not enough of all of this, of this, of this.Copy !req
1135. And not enough, you know? Do you...Copy !req
1136. Do you remember
the philosopher Epictetus?Copy !req
1137. - You remember what he said?
- No, of course not.Copy !req
1138. He said, "If you want to improve,Copy !req
1139. be content to be thought
foolish and stupid."Copy !req
1140. That's what you've done.Copy !req
1141. - I work hard at it.
- Now I want to be a jackass.Copy !req
1142. You know?Copy !req
1143. You're the shit!Copy !req
1144. That would be me, the shit.Copy !req
1145. Yeah. He's the shit. Okay.Copy !req
1146. You know what, old buddy?Copy !req
1147. On second thought,
maybe you should call first.Copy !req
1148. - What are you talking about?
- Give her a ring. It's more polite that way.Copy !req
1149. Calling her gives her a chance
to clean up, you know.Copy !req
1150. I don't care how clean her house is!Copy !req
1151. - She might. She might.
- What are you talking about?Copy !req
1152. - You told me to go! You said I was your hero!
- I forbid you to look.Copy !req
1153. I forbid you to look. You can't look.Copy !req
1154. Why are you Van Gundy?Copy !req
1155. - I don't want you to get hurt. Don't get hurt!
- I won't get hurt.Copy !req
1156. - Listen, don't get hurt!
- You're hurting me! Oof!Copy !req
1157. - I think that went very well.Copy !req
1158. Didn't... Didn't she say that everything
happens for a reason?Copy !req
1159. - Yeah, she did.
- Well, maybe we're laying here because...Copy !req
1160. Because why?Copy !req
1161. Because you don't want to be
standing somewhere else.Copy !req
1162. I see. Yeah. We're crawling.Copy !req
1163. We're crawling.Copy !req
1164. Ladies and gentlemen,
this is the captain speaking.Copy !req
1165. I'm sorry to report that we're gonna be
on the ground a little longerCopy !req
1166. due to some bad weather
heading this way.Copy !req
1167. The air traffic controller has put us on hold,
so in the meantime,Copy !req
1168. I've asked the cabin attendants
to start the movie.Copy !req
1169. - Hey, you getting ready?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1170. You know me.
I love a good wedding.Copy !req
1171. - So have you talked to Lars?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1172. We spoke this morning before he left.Copy !req
1173. I think he's gonna be okay.
At least I hope so.Copy !req
1174. You know, of course he's gonna be okay,Copy !req
1175. and I gotta tell you something,
you're gonna be okay too.Copy !req
1176. Yeah?Copy !req
1177. Oh, you know what?
Um, there's a lady glaring at me.Copy !req
1178. I don't think I'm supposed to be
on the phone.Copy !req
1179. Um, can I call you when I get home?Copy !req
1180. Have a safe flight, okay?Copy !req
1181. - Lots of love. Bye.
- Headsets?Copy !req
1182. - Yes, I will.
- $3.00, please.Copy !req
1183. What the hell is this?Copy !req
1184. Something the matter?Copy !req
1185. Yes. I think I've mixed up my wallet
with my friend's.Copy !req
1186. Yes, I have. See? Prado.Copy !req
1187. Oh.Copy !req
1188. Well, is there any money in it?Copy !req
1189. I'll have a look.Copy !req
1190. Yes, there is. Thank you.Copy !req
1191. Two ones... and a five.Copy !req
1192. - Thank you very much, sir.
- Thank you.Copy !req
1193. - Uh, sorry. Excuse me.
- That's the gentleman's change.Copy !req
1194. - Jonathan.
- Excuse me. I just...Copy !req
1195. Jonathan.Copy !req
1196. Sorry. You know what? I'm gonna...Copy !req
1197. Thank you. Excuse me.
Sorry. Whoo! I'm sorry!Copy !req
1198. Hi. Yeah. It's in New York City.Copy !req
1199. Um, I need the address of a Jonathan Trager.Copy !req
1200. Yeah. T-r-a-g-e-r.Copy !req
1201. 34 Charles Street?
Thank you.Copy !req
1202. 34 Charles Street.Copy !req
1203. Okay.
Hi.Copy !req
1204. - Can I help you, ma'am?
- I'm looking for a Jonathan Trager.Copy !req
1205. Is this his building?Copy !req
1206. You must be late.Copy !req
1207. Late for what?Copy !req
1208. The wedding.
Waldorf-Astoria.Copy !req
1209. - He's getting married?
- Yeah. Might be already.Copy !req
1210. Wait! Hey, wait! Wait!Copy !req
1211. Excuse me!Copy !req
1212. Sorry. Can you take me
to the Waldorf-AstoriaCopy !req
1213. as fast as you can go, please?Copy !req
1214. Can you see what it is?Copy !req
1215. Oh! Sorry. Sorry!Copy !req
1216. Oh. Oh, please, God, no.Copy !req
1217. Stop!Copy !req
1218. Stop?Copy !req
1219. Is it over?Copy !req
1220. - The wedding?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1221. Oh, yeah.
It's over, all right.Copy !req
1222. But don't worry.Copy !req
1223. You'll get your present back.Copy !req
1224. - Excuse me?
- They always return the presents.Copy !req
1225. You asked if it was over.Copy !req
1226. The truth is, it never even began.Copy !req
1227. What?Copy !req
1228. Yeah, he called the whole thing off
this morning.Copy !req
1229. He called it off?Copy !req
1230. That's terrible.Copy !req
1231. Were you a friend of the bride...Copy !req
1232. or the groom?Copy !req
1233. - What's up with this weather, huh?
- Yeah, what happened to spring?Copy !req
1234. So, all right, let's get into it.Copy !req
1235. What kind of pep talk
do you want?Copy !req
1236. What do you got?Copy !req
1237. Well, I've got the inspirational,Copy !req
1238. "You can achieve anything
you dream about."Copy !req
1239. It's very popular,
but not appropriate for this.Copy !req
1240. Of course, there's the "Don't worry.
There's more fish in the sea" pap.Copy !req
1241. No.Copy !req
1242. Uh, we can always fall back on the classic,Copy !req
1243. "When God shuts a door,
he opens a window."Copy !req
1244. How about telling me
I did the right thing?Copy !req
1245. I don't have to tell you.Copy !req
1246. I wrote it.Copy !req
1247. - What's this?
- It's your obituary.Copy !req
1248. Nice.Copy !req
1249. Turns out I had writer's block
penning your best man speech,Copy !req
1250. and that's what ended up coming out.Copy !req
1251. Blame it on the day job.Copy !req
1252. - 20, right?
- Thanks.Copy !req
1253. You going to see Courtney?Copy !req
1254. Absolutely.Copy !req
1255. I needed this.Copy !req
1256. You know, the Greeks
didn't write obituaries.Copy !req
1257. They only asked one question
after a man died:Copy !req
1258. "Did he have passion?"Copy !req
1259. How do I look?Copy !req
1260. Like a jackass.Copy !req
1261. - Good luck, man.
- Thank you.Copy !req
1262. Jonathan Trager,Copy !req
1263. prominent television producer for ESPN,Copy !req
1264. died last night from complications
of losing his soul mate and his fiancée.Copy !req
1265. He was 35 years oldCopy !req
1266. and soft-spokenCopy !req
1267. and obsessive.Copy !req
1268. Trager never looked the part
of a hopeless romantic.Copy !req
1269. But in the final days of his life,Copy !req
1270. he revealed an unknown side
of his psyche.Copy !req
1271. This hidden quasi-Jungian personaCopy !req
1272. surfaced during
the Agatha Christie-like pursuitCopy !req
1273. for his long-reputed soul mate,Copy !req
1274. a woman whom he only spent
a few precious hours with.Copy !req
1275. Sadly, the protracted search
ended late Saturday nightCopy !req
1276. in complete and utter failure.Copy !req
1277. Yet even in certain defeat,Copy !req
1278. the courageous Trager
secretly clung to the beliefCopy !req
1279. that life is not merelyCopy !req
1280. a series of meaningless
accidents or coincidences.Copy !req
1281. Uh-uh. But rather
it's a tapestry of eventsCopy !req
1282. that culminate in an exquisite,
sublime plan.Copy !req
1283. Asked about the loss
of his dear friend,Copy !req
1284. Dean Kansky,Copy !req
1285. the Pulitzer Prize-winning authorCopy !req
1286. and executive editor
of the New York Times,Copy !req
1287. described Jonathan
as a changed manCopy !req
1288. in the last days of his life.Copy !req
1289. "Things were clearer for him,"
Kansky noted.Copy !req
1290. Ultimately, Jonathan concluded
that if we are to live lifeCopy !req
1291. in harmony with the universe,Copy !req
1292. we must all possess a powerful faithCopy !req
1293. in what the ancients
used to call fatum,Copy !req
1294. what we currently refer to...Copy !req
1295. as destiny.
- Destiny.Copy !req
1296. So what are you gonna do?Copy !req
1297. I don't know. I guess I'm just gonna
try and find him or something.Copy !req
1298. Oh, you know what?
I don't think you should do that.Copy !req
1299. I really don't.Copy !req
1300. - Well, what do you think I should do?
- I think you should just be here.Copy !req
1301. I feel it. I feel it in the air.Copy !req
1302. Eve, what's happened to you?Copy !req
1303. You've become your own worst
nightmare right there.Copy !req
1304. Bye.Copy !req
1305. But please put a jacket on.
It's freezing out here.Copy !req
1306. I'm Jon.Copy !req
1307. I'm Sara.Copy !req
1308. Happy anniversary.Copy !req
1309. When did you get to be
so unabashedly romantic?Copy !req
1310. I think it's good luck we return each year
to the scene of the crime.Copy !req
1311. - Cheers.
- Cheers.Copy !req
1312. Oh, I don't think so!
No beverages on the premises!Copy !req
1313. - I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.
- Hey, how you doing?Copy !req
1314. - Don't you remember me?
- Yes, I do.Copy !req
1315. - This is the girl.
- Miss Carbon Copy?Copy !req
1316. - Yes.
- I see.Copy !req
1317. - This is the guy who helped me...
- If you're not gonna purchase anything,Copy !req
1318. please make room
for paying customers.Copy !req
1319. We do. We want some gloves.
Black cashmere gloves.Copy !req
1320. Oh, I'm sorry.
That'll be the closing bell.Copy !req
1321. - Perhaps tomorrow.
- Oh, you're not serious.Copy !req
1322. - Come on.
- Store hours 10:00 to 7:00,Copy !req
1323. - except Sundays and holidays...
- He warms up.Copy !req
1324. at the discretion
of the managementCopy !req
1325. or the possible exception
of visiting dignitaries.Copy !req
1326. Oh, no, no, no! Don't... please, please!
On the other side of the counter.Copy !req
1327. You cannot come back here.
This is for authorized personnel only.Copy !req
1328. Please remain on the other side
of the counter.Copy !req
1329. Thank you very much.Copy !req