1. - Hello?
- (Ghostface) Hello.Copy !req
2. - Uh, yes?
- Who is this?Copy !req
3. - Who are you calling?
- Who am I speaking to?Copy !req
4. - Who was that?
- Oh, nobody.Copy !req
5. - Did you pick a movie?
- Yeah. We're gonna go scary.Copy !req
6. - "Saw 4."
- Ugh. I saw that in theaters.Copy !req
7. It sucks.
It's not scary, it's gross.Copy !req
8. I hate all that torture-porn shit.Copy !req
9. (chuckles)
How do you really feel?Copy !req
10. Well, I like Jigsaw.
I think he kills people very creatively.Copy !req
11. But you don't give a shit who dies
'cause there's no character development.Copy !req
12. There's just body parts ripping
and blood spewing. Blah.Copy !req
13. - Who do you keep texting?
- I have a Facebook stalker.Copy !req
14. - He keeps leaving me messages.
- Yeah, like what?Copy !req
15. Just stuff. Like, "Hey, what's up?
You're hot. I wanna kill you."Copy !req
16. So delete him.Copy !req
17. I did,
but he hacked his way back in.Copy !req
18. So report him.Copy !req
19. He's really hot, though.
You wanna see?Copy !req
20. That's Channing Tatum.Copy !req
21. It is not.
Is it?Copy !req
22. Yeah, from his Abercrombie days.
You are being punked.Copy !req
23. - Hello?
- (Ghostface) Who is this?Copy !req
24. The more impatient version
of the person you just spoke to.Copy !req
25. I'm sorry.
You don't have to be a bitch about it.Copy !req
26. No, of course I don't.
Eat me.Copy !req
27. You hang up on me and I'll cut through
your neck until I feel bone!Copy !req
28. - Who is it?
- It's for you.Copy !req
29. - Hello?
- Who's this?Copy !req
30. It's Trudie.
Who's this?Copy !req
31. This is the last person
you're ever gonna see alive.Copy !req
32. It's a prank. Hang up.Copy !req
33. (beep)
Why'd you hand the phone to me?Copy !req
34. You're the one with the stalker.
Are the doors locked?Copy !req
35. Don't freak out.Copy !req
36. Let it ring.Copy !req
37. It's from stalker boy.Copy !req
38. He said, "Answer the phone."Copy !req
39. (sighs) For God's sake.
It's a joke, Trudie.Copy !req
40. It's probably Lexi or Karen.
Where are you going?Copy !req
41. To make sure
the front door is locked.Copy !req
42. No. Don't open it.Copy !req
43. You're overreacting.
(scoffs)Copy !req
44. It's a joke, Trudie, okay?
Somebody made a dummy profile.Copy !req
45. - They're just trying to scare you.
- Wait.Copy !req
46. (loudly) Who is it?Copy !req
47. I said, who is it?Copy !req
48. Let's call the cops.Copy !req
49. "I dare you to open the door."Copy !req
50. No, Sherrie. Don't.Copy !req
51. No, don't, I'm scared.Copy !req
52. Hey,
it could be anyone that we know.Copy !req
53. Lisa, Bailey, Wayne,Copy !req
54. or the hopeful long shot,
Channing Tatum.Copy !req
55. - There's nobody out here.
- (sighs softly)Copy !req
56. What does it say?Copy !req
57. It says, "I'm not outside.
I'm right beside you."Copy !req
58. (screams) Trudie!Copy !req
59. Trudie... oh, my God.Copy !req
60. Fucking kidding me?Copy !req
61. What?Copy !req
62. That was so fucking stupid.
Pure horseshit.Copy !req
63. The death of horror
right here in front of us.Copy !req
64. I jumped.
Scared me.Copy !req
65. A fucking Facebook killer?
You're kidding me, right?Copy !req
66. I guess now it would be Twitter.
That'd make more sense.Copy !req
67. A bunch of articulate teens sit around
and deconstruct horror moviesCopy !req
68. until Ghostface kills them one by one?Copy !req
69. It's been done to death,Copy !req
70. the whole self-aware,
post-modern meta shit.Copy !req
71. Stick a fork in 1996 already.Copy !req
72. I like the "Stab" movies.
They're scarier.Copy !req
73. It's not aliens or zombies
or little Asian ghost girls.Copy !req
74. There's something real about a guy
with a knife who just...Copy !req
75. snaps.Copy !req
76. It could really happen.Copy !req
77. I can't do it.
These sequels don't know when to stop.Copy !req
78. They just keep recycling
the same shit.Copy !req
79. Even the opening scene.Copy !req
80. There's always some random girl
who gets a callCopy !req
81. that undoubtedly ends up
getting her killed.Copy !req
82. It's all so predictable.
There's no element of surprise.Copy !req
83. You can see everything coming!Copy !req
84. Aah! (gasps softly)Copy !req
85. - (gasps)
- Did that surprise you?Copy !req
86. It's your own fault.Copy !req
87. Why?Copy !req
88. - Because you talk too much.
- Agh!Copy !req
89. Now shut the fuck up
and watch the movie.Copy !req
90. Oh, my God, I love it.Copy !req
91. I've seen it five times,
and it still gets me every time.Copy !req
92. You're kidding.
I don't get it.Copy !req
93. Okay.
It's like "The Twilight Zone."Copy !req
94. "Twilight Zone"?
A movie within a movie.Copy !req
95. I get that.
But it's illogical.Copy !req
96. It begs the question that if the
beginning of "Stab 7" is "Stab 6,"Copy !req
97. then is the beginning
of "Stab 6"Stab 5"?Copy !req
98. And, if so,
what is "Stab 4" about?Copy !req
99. - You're over-thinking it.
- Am I?Copy !req
100. Or did whoever make it
just under-think it?Copy !req
101. There's a reason
I don't watch these movies.Copy !req
102. I can't believe you haven't seen them.
We live in Woodsboro.Copy !req
103. That has nothing to do
with Woodsboro.Copy !req
104. I-I thought you said "Stab"
was based on true stories.Copy !req
105. The first three, the original trilogy,
is based off of Sidney Prescott,Copy !req
106. but then she threatened to sue them
if they used her story,Copy !req
107. so then they just started making
stuff up.Copy !req
108. "Stab 5" has time travel,
which is by far the worst.Copy !req
109. Don't we hear enough
about this story every year?Copy !req
110. At least Woodsboro's known
for something.Copy !req
111. (faint rattle)
Did you hear that?Copy !req
112. Uh...Copy !req
113. no, I didn't hear anything.Copy !req
114. I did.Copy !req
115. Jenny?Copy !req
116. - Don't try to scare me.
- I'm not trying to scare you.Copy !req
117. - You do it all the time.
- No, I don't.Copy !req
118. - Where are you going?
- I told you, I heard something.Copy !req
119. - I know you're trying to scare me.
- I'm not.Copy !req
120. What is it?Copy !req
121. I must have left a window
in my room open.Copy !req
122. Could you get that?Copy !req
123. - Marnie?
- Yeah.Copy !req
124. - Hello?
- (Ghostface) Hello. Who is this?Copy !req
125. Marnie.
Who's this?Copy !req
126. This is the last person
you're ever gonna see alive.Copy !req
127. - What?
- (laughs)Copy !req
128. (laughing) I'm sorry.Copy !req
129. I had to.Copy !req
130. (sigh) You bitch.Copy !req
131. So not funny.Copy !req
132. Somebody falls for it
every year.Copy !req
133. I don't see why you get off on this sh...Copy !req
134. (dial tone)
Marnie?Copy !req
135. (beep)
Marnie?Copy !req
136. Marnie?Copy !req
137. Good one, Marnie.
Lights out, phone on the floor?Copy !req
138. You know,
you really should direct horror films.Copy !req
139. Wherever you are.Copy !req
140. (sighs) Let me guess.Copy !req
141. You want me to walk by an open doorframe
so you can pop out, huh?Copy !req
142. (chuckles) Okay, timing,
timing is perfect.Copy !req
143. But you don't have the app
on your phone,Copy !req
144. so you can't talk like Ghostface,
can you?Copy !req
145. (Ghostface) Yes I can.Copy !req
146. - Who is this?
- Not an app.Copy !req
147. Is this Trevor?Copy !req
148. Do I sound like a Trevor to you?
Think of me as your director.Copy !req
149. You're in my movie.
You got a fun part, so don't blow it.Copy !req
150. - What movie?
- Same one Marnie's in.Copy !req
151. Only her part got cut way back.Copy !req
152. But you, you're the dumb blonde
with the big tits.Copy !req
153. We'll have some fun with you
before you die.Copy !req
154. I have a 4.0 GPA and 135 IQ, asshole.
What did you do with Marnie?Copy !req
155. - She's on the cutting room floor.
- That's not funny.Copy !req
156. This isn't a comedy.
It's a horror film.Copy !req
157. People live, people die.
And you'd better start running.Copy !req
158. Marnie?Copy !req
159. Working for another hour tonightCopy !req
160. Staring at the wall
and let the time just pass me byCopy !req
161. You might think you know me,
but it's all just a faceCopy !req
162. Trying to ignore
when people screaming my nameCopy !req
163. When something's rightCopy !req
164. Then something is worth to die forCopy !req
165. When I feel
that something is wrongCopy !req
166. Then something
is worth to fight forCopy !req
167. Don't say goodbyeCopy !req
168. Just leave an open doorCopy !req
169. I wanna hear you sayCopy !req
170. You give me
something to die for...Copy !req
171. What do you think?Copy !req
172. Well,
I guess today is the anniversary.Copy !req
173. - (sighs) Kids.
- No, I meant the display.Copy !req
174. Oh. (chuckles)Copy !req
175. It's good.Copy !req
176. Told the owner I'd kill his cat
if he didn't get it right.Copy !req
177. (chuckles) Nice.Copy !req
178. Ho! Whoa, whoa, whoa!
25, stay alive!Copy !req
179. Shit.
Sorry, Sheriff!Copy !req
180. Kirby.Copy !req
181. Whoo.Copy !req
182. Hey, before you get in the car,
you have to promise not to kill me.Copy !req
183. Why? What did you do?Copy !req
184. - Trevor called me last night.
- Why is he calling you?Copy !req
185. Because you won't take his calls.Copy !req
186. He knows I have your ear,
and he wants to know.Copy !req
187. - Know what?
- How upset you are.Copy !req
188. Can we just not talk about this now,
please?Copy !req
189. (softly) Fine. Fine.Copy !req
190. Okay,
so Trevor called me last night.Copy !req
191. He called you, too?Copy !req
192. He's worried your cousin
coming to Woodsboro'sCopy !req
193. distracting you from knowing
how sorry he really is.Copy !req
194. - Well, that's inventive.
- (chuckling) Oh, God.Copy !req
195. Problem with Trevor
is he never quits.Copy !req
196. By the way, have you seen
the Grim Reaper, Angel of Death?Copy !req
197. - What are you talking about?
- Your cousin.Copy !req
198. - Sidney.
- Last stop on her book tour.Copy !req
199. First stop on her road to a new life.
It's very dramatic.Copy !req
200. She's the reason
why I love horror movies.Copy !req
201. I'm sure she'd love to hear that.
If I knew her, which I don't really.Copy !req
202. Wherever she went, people died.
Other people, it was never her.Copy !req
203. I mean, "Stab"
is the wrong franchise for her.Copy !req
204. It should be "Final Destination."
(cell phone rings)Copy !req
205. Okay,
why is Jenny Randall calling me?Copy !req
206. - Ooh, the other woman.
- Hello?Copy !req
207. - (Ghostface) Hello, Jill.
- Can't stand Jenny.Copy !req
208. Shh! Jenny?
Is this you?Copy !req
209. - What's your favorite scary movie?
- Okay, who is this?Copy !req
210. What does she want?Copy !req
211. (beep)
I said, who is this?Copy !req
212. (angrily) I asked you a question.
What's your favorite scary movie?Copy !req
213. I'm hanging up.Copy !req
214. Wow. (chuckles)
That was original.Copy !req
215. I got a call like that this morning
from Marnie the Carny.Copy !req
216. What?Copy !req
217. Watch out!
(horn blares, tires squeal)Copy !req
218. (man) Nice move, asshole!Copy !req
219. (panting) You just ran a stop sign.Copy !req
220. Sorry.Copy !req
221. - (sighs)
- Angel of Death.Copy !req
222. (woman) The mayor wants these down
before lunch.Copy !req
223. (man) Only twenty-five more to go.Copy !req
224. - Morning, Sheriff.
- Morning, Deputy.Copy !req
225. - Joe.
- Morning, Sheriff.Copy !req
226. Looks like the celebration's begun.Copy !req
227. - High school kids, probably.
- Yeah.Copy !req
228. One generation's tragedy
is the next one's joke.Copy !req
229. Sorry you can never get away
from this.Copy !req
230. You know, I wish I'd been old enough
to be part of the forceCopy !req
231. when you were solving those crimes.Copy !req
232. Why's that?Copy !req
233. It's those intense investigations
that really bond relationships.Copy !req
234. Well, yeah.Copy !req
235. How is Gale, by the way?Copy !req
236. Gale's good.
She's writing.Copy !req
237. Fiction.
Or trying.Copy !req
238. Hey, I made some lemon squares.
They're in my car.Copy !req
239. Uh, thanks, Deputy,
but no thanks.Copy !req
240. Sheriff, you're not cheatin' on your
wife if you eat my lemon square.Copy !req
241. Yeah, but I would be cheatin'
on my diet.Copy !req
242. (both laugh)
Sheriff Riley? Come in, Sheriff Riley!Copy !req
243. This is Sheriff Riley.
Go ahead.Copy !req
244. You gotta get over
to the Randall house right away.Copy !req
245. It's bad, Sheriff, real bad.Copy !req
246. The book is "Out of Darkness,"Copy !req
247. and its author, Sidney Prescott,
is here with us today.Copy !req
248. Have the seven "Stab" movies,
all based on Gale Weathers' booksCopy !req
249. about you,
made it even harder to go on?Copy !req
250. I don't blame Gale.
That's in the past.Copy !req
251. If I was a victim for too long,
it was up to me to reinvent myself.Copy !req
252. - That's why I wrote this book.
- Sidney Prescott, everybody.Copy !req
253. And rave reviews for her book
"Out of Darkness."Copy !req
254. All right, Gale, let's do it.Copy !req
255. Let's reinvent myself.Copy !req
256. Except...Copy !req
257. "I have... no fucking idea...
what to... write."Copy !req
258. Oh, is that new?Copy !req
259. That's the 2.0 upgraded version.
I'm totally mobile now.Copy !req
260. Nice. Look.Copy !req
261. Oh, this is "Hall Pass"
with Robbie Mercer,Copy !req
262. here with the luscious Olivia "Don't
look at my tits, I have a mind" Morris.Copy !req
263. Here is my Woodsboro Massacre
anniversary question:Copy !req
264. What is your favorite
scary movie?Copy !req
265. Is that all you've got?
Some stupid douche question?Copy !req
266. Yeah,
where'd you hear that anyways?Copy !req
267. It's a line from "Stab One," duh.
Hey, Charlie.Copy !req
268. You're a, a genre nut, Kirby.
What's your favorite scary movie?Copy !req
269. "Bambi."Copy !req
270. Dork. What?Copy !req
271. That's funny, Kirby.Copy !req
272. - Completely unaware you exist.
- No, man, she wants me.Copy !req
273. (chuckles) Yeah, I wish, right?
Asshole.Copy !req
274. I think Charlie likes you.Copy !req
275. And I like him.Copy !req
276. To tease, to torment,
to make him squirm.Copy !req
277. You could do a lot worse,
trust me.Copy !req
278. - (gasps)
- Oh!Copy !req
279. Hi, Trevor.
Bye, Trevor.Copy !req
280. Can we talk?Copy !req
281. Somebody cares about you over here,
you know?Copy !req
282. Someone who made you
really happy once.Copy !req
283. Someone who never
should have let you go.Copy !req
284. When you're done with a phone call,
you let someone go.Copy !req
285. Or when you take someone to the airport,
you let them go.Copy !req
286. When you tell someone you love her,
she gives you everything,Copy !req
287. and then you just go out
with someone else,Copy !req
288. that is not letting her go,
that's dumping her, okay?Copy !req
289. That's... that's betrayal.Copy !req
290. (laughs) Trevor Sheldon,Copy !req
291. denied live on "Hall Pass"
with Robbie Mercer.Copy !req
292. What is your favorite scary movie,
man?Copy !req
293. I'll show you. (snarls)Copy !req
294. (Sidney) And I began to believe myself
that that was all I was,Copy !req
295. a victim,
and that was unacceptable to me.Copy !req
296. So, I sat down...Copy !req
297. and began to write
a new role that would be my own,Copy !req
298. a role for a woman who could leave
the walls of fear behindCopy !req
299. and step out into the sunlight,
out of darkness.Copy !req
300. (applause)
Thank you.Copy !req
301. Okay, we're gonna start
the book signing in a sec.Copy !req
302. So buy your copies while they last.
Lookin' at you, ladies.Copy !req
303. New York Times bestseller.
Rave reviews.Copy !req
304. Gale.
I'm glad you came.Copy !req
305. Congratulations, Sidney.Copy !req
306. I haven't had a chance
to read it yet, but...Copy !req
307. I know where you can get one.
(chuckles)Copy !req
308. Dewey! Hey!Copy !req
309. Hey, Sid.
Gale, you made it.Copy !req
310. (sirens wailing, tires screeching)
What are you doing here?Copy !req
311. Sid, I'm sorry,
I gotta do something here.Copy !req
312. - Shit!
- I'm really sorry.Copy !req
313. Excuse me!
This will only take a minute.Copy !req
314. I need you all to stay where you are
and remain silent.Copy !req
315. Nobody leaves yet.
The Sheriff thanks you.Copy !req
316. Can this wait, Barney Fife?
I'm running an event here.Copy !req
317. - Ma'am, this is a police event now.
- What's going on?Copy !req
318. Gale, this is police business.
If you could just let us handle this.Copy !req
319. I'm talking to my husband,
Deputy Judy.Copy !req
320. Listen, there's a phone we believeCopy !req
321. may have been taken
from the scene of a crime.Copy !req
322. Deputy Hicks has traced its location
back to these coordinates.Copy !req
323. The rest is need-to-know.Copy !req
324. - And I'm not "need-to-know"?
- Shh.Copy !req
325. (cell phone ringing)
Hoss, I'm hearing something.Copy !req
326. Sheriff, it's ringing out here!Copy !req
327. There!Copy !req
328. - It's coming from the trunk.
- There.Copy !req
329. Dewey?
Gonna need everyone to stay back.Copy !req
330. - Not now, Sid.
- It's my rental.Copy !req
331. Okay,
it's now an official crime scene.Copy !req
332. Let's lock it down.
Get that camera outta here!Copy !req
333. - Everybody back.
- Gimme that camera.Copy !req
334. Please tell me this is a prank,
Dewey.Copy !req
335. - I'm afraid not, Sid.
- On the curb, ma'am.Copy !req
336. - Come on.
- Everybody, get back!Copy !req
337. Henry, you're not gonna believe
what just happened.Copy !req
338. Stand back, Gale. Gale.Copy !req
339. I just wanna see.Copy !req
340. (man) Cover up your kid's eyes!Copy !req
341. Okay,
essays are due Tuesday.Copy !req
342. "Why Woodsboro is the best..."
(multiple cell phones ringing)Copy !req
343. Anything with an on/off switch
should be off, that's the rule!Copy !req
344. Somebody wanna share?Copy !req
345. Jenny Randall and Marnie Cooper
were murdered last night.Copy !req
346. - What?
- What?Copy !req
347. Stabbed to death.Copy !req
348. - What's your favorite scary...
- Shut up!Copy !req
349. - Yo, it's a news van!
- Class is not over!Copy !req
350. That was fast.Copy !req
351. This week marks the anniversary
of the infamous Woodsboro Murders.Copy !req
352. Two girls killed the exact day
local celebrity victim Sidney PrescottCopy !req
353. chose to return to her hometown.Copy !req
354. It all could be something right out
of a Gale Weathers best-seller.Copy !req
355. And where is she now?Copy !req
356. Well, living right here in Woodsboro...Copy !req
357. - Mrs. Riley.
- Hoss.Copy !req
358. - First Lady.
- Perkins.Copy !req
359. Excuse me, Gale.
He's conducting an interview.Copy !req
360. Great.
I love interviews.Copy !req
361. You'll have to wait, Gale.
Sorry, can't let you in there.Copy !req
362. (chuckles) What are you gonna do,
arrest me, Deputy Judy?Copy !req
363. If it comes to it.Copy !req
364. Civilian interference
with a police investigationCopy !req
365. poses many a problem
in a court of law.Copy !req
366. Okay, listen to me, Judy.Copy !req
367. I don't mind that you're working
with my husbandCopy !req
368. or that you even bake him
those little treats as you do.Copy !req
369. But if you're gonna start
acting like him,Copy !req
370. you ought to put a moustache on
'cause you sound ridiculous.Copy !req
371. - Gale!
- Judy!Copy !req
372. - Gale! (clears throat)
- Deputy. Gale.Copy !req
373. (whispering) Please.Copy !req
374. Uh, Sidney,
if you don't mind givin' us a minute.Copy !req
375. - Sid.
- Hi, Gale.Copy !req
376. Dewey, would you please explain
to Betty CrockerCopy !req
377. that I have every right to be here?Copy !req
378. If there's been another murder
in Woodsboro, obviously... what?Copy !req
379. (whispering)
That is not public information!Copy !req
380. - It is all over the Internet, Dewey!
- It is?Copy !req
381. Yes! The whole world knows
about it before me!Copy !req
382. She wants to be a part
of the investigation, Sheriff.Copy !req
383. (sighs) Hang on.Copy !req
384. Um, are you familiar with the phrase,
"I wrote the book on this"?Copy !req
385. Gale, with all due respect,
I don't see how that pertains to...Copy !req
386. Because I wrote the book on this!Copy !req
387. "The Woodsboro Murders"
by Gale Weathers?Copy !req
388. But you're not a reporter anymore,
Gale.Copy !req
389. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
- And even if you were...Copy !req
390. Don't treat me like I'm the media.Copy !req
391. I helped solve these things three times,
remember?Copy !req
392. You and me.
Together.Copy !req
393. (sighs)
But I'm the Sheriff now, Gale.Copy !req
394. Right?Copy !req
395. What, you're not gonna let me
help you with this?Copy !req
396. I can't.Copy !req
397. All right,
then I'm going rogue.Copy !req
398. This is what I'm good at,
Dewey.Copy !req
399. This is what I know how to do.Copy !req
400. Your lemon squares taste like ass.Copy !req
401. They don't.
They really don't.Copy !req
402. Thank you, sir.Copy !req
403. - Sheriff.
- Yeah?Copy !req
404. We've got a couple
high school kids in here.Copy !req
405. Two of 'em, they say they got
threatening phone calls this morningCopy !req
406. from the victims' phones.Copy !req
407. Names are Olivia Morris
and Jill Roberts.Copy !req
408. That's Sid's cousin.
Damn.Copy !req
409. Right in here, Sheriff.Copy !req
410. - Hey, Jill.
- Sidney.Copy !req
411. - Hi.
- Hi.Copy !req
412. It's nice to see you
even under the circumstances.Copy !req
413. (both chuckle)
You okay?Copy !req
414. - Yeah.
- So two of you got phone calls?Copy !req
415. Yeah, us two.
"What's your favorite scary movie?"Copy !req
416. It was the killer's voice.
From "Stab."Copy !req
417. Or, I mean, you know,
from your life.Copy !req
418. I'm Kirby, by the way.
I'm their friend.Copy !req
419. And the killer didn't call you?Copy !req
420. No.
Is... is that a bad thing?Copy !req
421. Does that mean that I'm not gonna
live as long as these two?Copy !req
422. (chuckling) No.Copy !req
423. Maybe.Copy !req
424. Of course not.
Just, uh, just be careful.Copy !req
425. Oh, my God, did you hear that?
I'm gonna be next!Copy !req
426. Dewey, I shouldn't be here.
I should leave town.Copy !req
427. I'm afraid that's not really possible,
Sidney.Copy !req
428. Look, nobody thinks you're involved,
but everyone's a suspect, I'm sorry.Copy !req
429. And there was evidence in your car,
connecting the killer to you.Copy !req
430. You may be a material witness.Copy !req
431. So, look, you'll have, uh,
24-hour police protection.Copy !req
432. That's comforting.Copy !req
433. (beep)
This is Rebecca.Copy !req
434. Oh, my fucking God, Henry!
Yes! It's true.Copy !req
435. Two girls butchered.
(chuckles) Payday.Copy !req
436. I was so not feeling Woodsboro.
I was like, lame PR move, right?Copy !req
437. Well, fuck me wow.
Best idea ever.Copy !req
438. Henry, I'll call you back.
(beep)Copy !req
439. Excuse me I have to geek out.Copy !req
440. I didn't get a chance
to say something earlier,Copy !req
441. but it's such an honor to meet you.Copy !req
442. - Thank you. Hi.
- Rebecca Walters.Copy !req
443. When I was a kid, it was all about
"Top Story with Gale Weathers."Copy !req
444. - (chuckles) You were my '90s.
- Well, it's Gale Riley now.Copy !req
445. You gave it all up for love,
I know that.Copy !req
446. How long have you
and Dewey been married?Copy !req
447. - Ten years.
- Aww!Copy !req
448. Just like your characters
in "Stab 3." Wow.Copy !req
449. Wow.Copy !req
450. Oh, I didn't mean bad wow.Copy !req
451. It just, it always seemed like more
of a movie romance than a real oneCopy !req
452. because it was a movie and in real life
you two would never be...Copy !req
453. Ooh, dug a hole.
(chuckles nervously) Climbing out here.Copy !req
454. So anyway kudos on being brave enough
to drop off the professional map.Copy !req
455. Any plans on revitalizing
your tarnished brand?Copy !req
456. Listen, in about two seconds,Copy !req
457. I'm gonna revitalize your face
with my tarnished brand.Copy !req
458. Ooh...Copy !req
459. I still got it.Copy !req
460. Testy.Copy !req
461. She's so pretty.Copy !req
462. When you think about what she survived,
she must have scars everywhere.Copy !req
463. Shh!Copy !req
464. Her mom was my sister.
I have scars, too.Copy !req
465. No one ever asks me
about my scars.Copy !req
466. - I'm sorry, Mrs. Roberts.
- She means knife scars, Mom.Copy !req
467. Oh.Copy !req
468. Well... fine.Copy !req
469. How are you?Copy !req
470. How's Gale?Copy !req
471. Uh, I'm all right.Copy !req
472. But Gale, it's been hard on her.Copy !req
473. Small town...
small-town husband.Copy !req
474. (chuckles humorlessly)
Not much to write about.Copy !req
475. You two okay?Copy !req
476. Well, I read somewhere once,Copy !req
477. "Just when you think things can't
get any worse,Copy !req
478. "sometimes they don't.Copy !req
479. (chuckling)
Sometimes they get better."Copy !req
480. "Out of Darkness" by Sidney Prescott,
page 220.Copy !req
481. Gotta get going.Copy !req
482. It's nice to see you, Dewey.
Been through a lot together.Copy !req
483. And we'll get through this, too.
Okay?Copy !req
484. - Lock up.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
485. - (gasps)
- Be cool.Copy !req
486. It's okay. It's just me.
Relax, relax. It's just me.Copy !req
487. What the hell are you doing here?
There are cops right out front.Copy !req
488. No match for the ninja, baby.Copy !req
489. Anyway, what are you doing in the house
with Sidney Prescott?Copy !req
490. I mean, that's like being on "Top Chef"
with Jeffrey Dahmer.Copy !req
491. Can you please get away
from the window?Copy !req
492. Y-You have no right to be in here.
Not anymore.Copy !req
493. Hang on.Copy !req
494. I heard you got a phone call
from the killer.Copy !req
495. - Is that true?
- (sighs) What do you care?Copy !req
496. Don't you think you'd be
a lot safer with me around?Copy !req
497. I don't trust you Trevor.Copy !req
498. Hey.Copy !req
499. Then I'm just gonna have
to make sure that you do, all right?Copy !req
500. Oh, sorry, I didn't...Copy !req
501. No, he's just leaving.
It's... it's my ex.Copy !req
502. Oh.Copy !req
503. Yeah.
Her one and only.Copy !req
504. - Hi.
- Hi.Copy !req
505. It's cool to meet you... officially.Copy !req
506. I keep meaning to pick up a copy
of your book, but...Copy !req
507. - You're smaller in person.
- (chuckles)Copy !req
508. What?Copy !req
509. Nothing. You just, uh...
you remind me of, uh... me.Copy !req
510. - (chuckles softly)
- Lock your window, okay?Copy !req
511. Yeah. Good night.Copy !req
512. 'Night.Copy !req
513. - (gasps)
- Sorry about that.Copy !req
514. Just makin' my rounds
before takin' off.Copy !req
515. Great. Thanks.Copy !req
516. Y-You don't remember me,
do ya?Copy !req
517. Sorry?Copy !req
518. We went to high school together.
Judy Hicks?Copy !req
519. We had the same homeroom
and Drama Club, too.Copy !req
520. We were in "Peter Pan" together.
I played a Lost Boy.Copy !req
521. You were... Tiger Lily.Copy !req
522. I'm sorry,
that was a long time ago.Copy !req
523. It's okay.Copy !req
524. You had a lot of stuff goin'
on back then.Copy !req
525. Well, it's nice to see you again,
Judy.Copy !req
526. You too.Copy !req
527. - (clears throat)
- (man) Everything okay upstairs?Copy !req
528. You're supposed to be out front,
Perkins.Copy !req
529. What's a 4-letter word
for "courage"?Copy !req
530. Uh...Copy !req
531. "guts."Copy !req
532. That's Olivia Morris.
She lives next door.Copy !req
533. She's on the list.Copy !req
534. She can live next door to me.Copy !req
535. Now, seriously, uh...
uh, Mary,Copy !req
536. I'm warning you, okay,
I'm gonna have to get physical.Copy !req
537. - I mean it. This is it!
- (snarling)Copy !req
538. Just fuck off!Copy !req
539. Hello?Copy !req
540. What are you guys up to?Copy !req
541. Oh,
we're watching "Shaun of the Dead."Copy !req
542. You know there are two zombies
sitting outside the house in a car?Copy !req
543. Yup. They're cops.
You wanna come up?Copy !req
544. The Angel of Death leave?Copy !req
545. No, she's in the guest room.
(chuckles)Copy !req
546. Forget it.
Next door's close enough.Copy !req
547. - Your mom home?
- She's at her boyfriend's.Copy !req
548. It's creepy around here tonight.Copy !req
549. Well, the zombies
are still in their car.Copy !req
550. So you should be all right.Copy !req
551. - Call me tomorrow, okay?
- All right.Copy !req
552. - She didn't wanna come up?
- She fears the Reaper.Copy !req
553. Watch this.Copy !req
554. (beep)
Speaking.Copy !req
555. (imitating Ghostface) What's
your favorite scary movie, Olivia?Copy !req
556. That's the worst imitation
I've ever heard, Jill.Copy !req
557. Speaking of "Stab," you heard
where the Stab-a-Thon's gonna be yet?Copy !req
558. (beep)
No, and it doesn't matter to me anyways.Copy !req
559. My mom doesn't let me go.Copy !req
560. (cell phone rings)
(sighs) It's Trevor.Copy !req
561. - I'll handle this.
- Trevor's calling. Again.Copy !req
562. - What do you want?
- (Ghostface) I wanna talk to Jill.Copy !req
563. Uh, no, it's Kirby.
Sorry, Trevor.Copy !req
564. Jill is screening her calls
from all past relationships.Copy !req
565. What's going on over there?Copy !req
566. Hang on a sec.
What is he saying?Copy !req
567. (whispers) I'm not Trevor.Copy !req
568. Wh-what?
I can barely hear you, Trevor.Copy !req
569. This isn't Trevor.Copy !req
570. Oh, a-all right.Copy !req
571. Well, then, why do you have his phone,
whoever this is?Copy !req
572. (whispering)
He's trying to do Ghostface.Copy !req
573. (chuckles) He's being weird.Copy !req
574. I wanna talk to Jill.Copy !req
575. Okay, well,
she doesn't wanna talk to you.Copy !req
576. Come on, Mr. Ghostface,
whisper to me.Copy !req
577. Aren't you supposed
to ask me a question?Copy !req
578. All right.
How's the movie?Copy !req
579. What movie?Copy !req
580. "Shaun of the Dead."Copy !req
581. How did you know that?Copy !req
582. Because I'm standing
in the closet.Copy !req
583. Stop. You are not.Copy !req
584. - What's going on?
- Trevor's being weird.Copy !req
585. - I mean, if it is him, I don't know.
- What?Copy !req
586. This is not fucking Trevor!Copy !req
587. Well then,
who the fuck are you?Copy !req
588. Open the closet door.Copy !req
589. You do know there are cops
all over this house?Copy !req
590. I think I'd have just enough time
to slice someone open.Copy !req
591. - I-I'll talk to him.
- Shh.Copy !req
592. What's going on over there,
you guys?Copy !req
593. S-Sorry.
I-I don't know. Kirby.Copy !req
594. - Shh.
- Kirby.Copy !req
595. Come on, do it.Copy !req
596. There is no way you're in there.Copy !req
597. See for yourself.Copy !req
598. Kirby?Copy !req
599. Kirby, come on. Talk to me.
This isn't funny.Copy !req
600. Kirby!Copy !req
601. Liar. I'm over this.Copy !req
602. I never said I was in your closet.Copy !req
603. - (screaming)
- Oh, my God. Olivia!Copy !req
604. - (screaming)
- Oh, my God, help!Copy !req
605. Aaagh! (gasping)Copy !req
606. No! Help!Copy !req
607. - Hoss!
- Somebody help!Copy !req
608. - Perkins!
- (Olivia screams)Copy !req
609. Shit!Copy !req
610. Help! Help!Copy !req
611. (beep)
What?Copy !req
612. (Ghostface) Welcome home, Sidney.
Preview of coming events.Copy !req
613. Why don't you come for me?
You got the balls for that?Copy !req
614. Oh, poor Sidney.
You think this is all about you.Copy !req
615. - You think you're still the star.
- This isn't a fucking movie!Copy !req
616. - It will be.
- These are innocent people.Copy !req
617. (angrily) Spare me the lecture.Copy !req
618. You've done very well
by all this bloodshed, haven't you?Copy !req
619. Well, how about
the town you left behind?Copy !req
620. I've got plans for you.Copy !req
621. I'm gonna slit your eyelids in half
so you don't blinkCopy !req
622. when I stab you in the face.Copy !req
623. You'll die when I want you to, Sidney.
Not a moment before.Copy !req
624. Until then...
you're going to suffer.Copy !req
625. - Sidney?
- Jill?Copy !req
626. - Stay right there!
- Is she...Copy !req
627. Do not look. Okay?Copy !req
628. She said
you were the Angel of Death.Copy !req
629. - Look out!
- (screams)Copy !req
630. - What's going on in here?
- He's in here.Copy !req
631. Where is he?
Ma'am?Copy !req
632. - He was.
- We'll check out back.Copy !req
633. - Jill?
- (breathes heavily) Don't.Copy !req
634. - What happened?
- (Jill whimpering)Copy !req
635. Oh, my God, Jill.Copy !req
636. Jesus! I'm here. Come on.
Let's go. Let's go. All right?Copy !req
637. Jill?Copy !req
638. Oh, my God.
Are you okay?Copy !req
639. - Here, keep pressure on it.
- There's nobody back there.Copy !req
640. - Hoss, call it in.
- Right.Copy !req
641. Hey.
Are you okay?Copy !req
642. You should look upstairs.Copy !req
643. (woman) Let's get the coroner's van
brought around, please.Copy !req
644. (woman) It's all your fault, Sidney!Copy !req
645. (man) You're just like your mother!Copy !req
646. - Hoss, clear these people out.
- Right.Copy !req
647. - (woman) I thought this was over!
- Come on, leave her alone.Copy !req
648. I'm sorry about what I said.Copy !req
649. Do you wanna go get that looked at?Copy !req
650. Yeah.Copy !req
651. What the hell happened?Copy !req
652. Okay. I saw him go into that yard
two houses down right before...Copy !req
653. Yeah, and I circled around
to cut him off.Copy !req
654. And?Copy !req
655. And I met Hoss coming
from the other direction.Copy !req
656. He must've circled back around somehow.
He's like a ghost.Copy !req
657. - Chief, we're sorry.
- We feel terrible.Copy !req
658. (sighs) All right.
Get outta here.Copy !req
659. This is "Hall Pass" with Robbie Mercer,
webcasting live in our darkest hour.Copy !req
660. What began as a day of remembrance
has ended with serial murder.Copy !req
661. Olivia Morris, who officially
will never go out with me, is dead.Copy !req
662. So is Jenny Randall
and Marnie Cooper.Copy !req
663. Our local legacy, the "Stab" movies,
is coming to life.Copy !req
664. Excuse me.
Are you recording with that thing?Copy !req
665. Live video-blog upload.
He's webcasting right now.Copy !req
666. Oh. Mind turning it off
for a little old-school off the record?Copy !req
667. Can't.
Owe it to my audience.Copy !req
668. Turn that fucking thing off.Copy !req
669. Okay.Copy !req
670. So, you two are the boys that run
the movie club at Woodsboro High, huh?Copy !req
671. Charlie runs it.
I'm just V.P. In case he takes a bullet.Copy !req
672. It's called Cinema Club.Copy !req
673. So you must have a very unique insight
into the movie buffs at your school.Copy !req
674. Maybe.Copy !req
675. What if we could catch the killer
by working together?Copy !req
676. Two generations
of cutting-edge journalistsCopy !req
677. intertwining our passions for media?Copy !req
678. What would you say?Copy !req
679. I love you.Copy !req
680. Very good.Copy !req
681. Now you give me your expertise
on the gore geek scene at Woodsboro HighCopy !req
682. and maybe
I give you something in return.Copy !req
683. Say, a celebrity visit
to your Cinema Club?Copy !req
684. By me.Copy !req
685. What about Sidney?Copy !req
686. Yeah, you know her, right?
I mean, you're friends with her?Copy !req
687. No offense, but that'd be a big deal
for Cinema Club.Copy !req
688. A visit from Sidney Prescott?
I mean, she's the star.Copy !req
689. (chucked bitterly) Yes, she's
Daniel Radcliffe to my J.K. Rowling.Copy !req
690. Well, without the book sales
and the box office.Copy !req
691. Whatever.Copy !req
692. There's no broken bones.Copy !req
693. I think you'll be fine.
Take it easy.Copy !req
694. You were lucky, Sidney.Copy !req
695. So, Sidney, ooh, ow.Copy !req
696. (chuckles)
Anyway, long story short,Copy !req
697. Random wants to lock you in
to three more books now.Copy !req
698. See the blank line in your contract?
You can name your price.Copy !req
699. And as soon as you're clear
in this investigation,Copy !req
700. we're on the next plane to New York.Copy !req
701. I booked "Today,"The View,"
"Nancy Grace,"MTV News"...Copy !req
702. Excuse me.
Can I ask you a question?Copy !req
703. - Mm?
- Did you read my book?Copy !req
704. Thought I'd wait for the movie.Copy !req
705. Book tour's over.Copy !req
706. Sidney.Copy !req
707. Accept your situation.Copy !req
708. You're a victim.
For life.Copy !req
709. So embrace it, use it.Copy !req
710. I know
you care about your readers.Copy !req
711. All those little downtrodden fucks
that just need a lightCopy !req
712. at the end of their tunnel
so they don't jump off a bridge.Copy !req
713. And a lucky break like this?Copy !req
714. I'm talkin' 100% increase in sales,
minimum.Copy !req
715. That's maybe a million more people
get your message,Copy !req
716. and you get a ton more checks,
win-win.Copy !req
717. (exhales)
I won't be needing you anymore.Copy !req
718. - Sidney.
- You're fired.Copy !req
719. - Fired?
- Fired.Copy !req
720. Fine.Copy !req
721. "Have you even read my book,
Rebecca?"Copy !req
722. The problem with Sidney
is that she never gets laid.Copy !req
723. Or even a little shit-faced
once in a while.Copy !req
724. She'll call me tonight and apologize.Copy !req
725. (elevator dings)
Just watch.Copy !req
726. She'll come around.Copy !req
727. Gotta just give her time,
and Sidney will come around.Copy !req
728. Where did I?Copy !req
729. Ah.
(cell phone rings)Copy !req
730. (beep)
This is Rebecca.Copy !req
731. (Ghostface) Sidney Prescott, please.Copy !req
732. I'm handling Miss Prescott's calls
and appearances.Copy !req
733. - May I take a message?
- You are the message.Copy !req
734. - Are you writing this down?
- Yes, I am.Copy !req
735. It's kind of hard to hear you.
I'm in the hospital with Sidney.Copy !req
736. If you could just hang on one second.Copy !req
737. (chuckles) I've got time.
It's you that doesn't.Copy !req
738. (car alarm blares)
You know, Rebecca,Copy !req
739. it doesn't sound to me
like you're in the hospital.Copy !req
740. Sounds like you're in a parking garage.Copy !req
741. A dark
and deserted parking garage.Copy !req
742. But if you want to be in the hospital,
I'd be happy to put you there.Copy !req
743. In the fucking morgue!Copy !req
744. (cell phone rings)
Ah!Copy !req
745. No.
(ringing stops)Copy !req
746. Help! Help!Copy !req
747. Help me!
(tires squeal)Copy !req
748. Help!Copy !req
749. Cut and run,
you fucking bastard.Copy !req
750. This is an ongoing investigation.Copy !req
751. Rest assured,
we're pursuing a number of leads.Copy !req
752. The less I say about that,
the better.Copy !req
753. - So I'm taking questions.
- Sheriff! Sheriff!Copy !req
754. - Dewey!
- Gale?Copy !req
755. Any comment on the fact
that these killingsCopy !req
756. seem to resemble the pattern
of the original Woodsboro Murders?Copy !req
757. Hon? (whispers) Later.Copy !req
758. (woman) What was that, Sheriff?Copy !req
759. As I was saying, uh,
my officers are hard at work,Copy !req
760. and we just want the community
to know that we are very closeCopy !req
761. to bringing this whole situation
under control...Copy !req
762. - (woman screams)
- Agh!Copy !req
763. (man) Oh, shit!Copy !req
764. Someone, get up to the top
of the structure! Go, go!Copy !req
765. - Everyone back! Stay back!
- All right, nobody move!Copy !req
766. Listen,
I want a man on each stairwell!Copy !req
767. - You see anybody?
- Nobody up here.Copy !req
768. There's nobody up there,
Sheriff!Copy !req
769. It's all under control,
huh, Sheriff?Copy !req
770. What am I supposed to say?Copy !req
771. Listen,
I may not be wearing a uniform,Copy !req
772. but I happen to have a lead,
and you don't.Copy !req
773. So let me know when you're back
on Team Gale.Copy !req
774. Move it, amateurs!Copy !req
775. (over PA) And remember, students,Copy !req
776. tonight's town curfew is 9:00.Copy !req
777. You should be home with your doors
locked at 9:00.Copy !req
778. Okay, Cinema Club.
We are now in session.Copy !req
779. Welcome.
Tell you a little bit about ourselves.Copy !req
780. We are a sanctioned
after-school activity,Copy !req
781. one rung below the Glee Club,
two above Nintendo Wii Fit.Copy !req
782. And (chuckles) let me just say
to our guest, Sidney Prescott,Copy !req
783. it's an honor.Copy !req
784. Beyond Jamie Lee Curtis,
forget Linda Blair.Copy !req
785. I mean, this is the ultimate.Copy !req
786. Thanks. I guess.Copy !req
787. Um this,
you film your entireCopy !req
788. high school experience and,
what, post it on the net?Copy !req
789. Everybody'll be doing it someday, Sid.Copy !req
790. It's kind of the one component
the killer is missing.Copy !req
791. Wait.
What do you mean?Copy !req
792. Well, if you wanna be
the new new version,Copy !req
793. the killer
should be filming the murders.Copy !req
794. It's like the natural next step
in a psycho slasher innovation.Copy !req
795. I mean, you film 'em all real-time,
and then before you get caught,Copy !req
796. - you upload 'em into cyberspace.
- Making your art as immortal as you.Copy !req
797. - Not to implicate him.
- Not to implicate me.Copy !req
798. So who do you think
is behind the murders?Copy !req
799. (beep)
Well, it's a "Stab" fanatic clearly.Copy !req
800. Working on less of a shriekquel and...
and more of a scream-make.Copy !req
801. - Copyrighted terms, by the way.
- 'Cause all there are now are remakes.Copy !req
802. Only horror the studios green-light.
I meanCopy !req
803. - Psst.
- There are still rules.Copy !req
804. But the rules have changed.
The unexpected is the new cliché.Copy !req
805. Yeah, you gotta have an opening sequence
that blows the doors off,Copy !req
806. dial up some flashy
music-video direction,Copy !req
807. and the kills gotta be
way more extreme.Copy !req
808. Modern audiences get savvy
to the rules of the originals.Copy !req
809. So the reversals
become the new standard.Copy !req
810. In fact, the only surefire way
to survive a modern horror movie?Copy !req
811. You pretty much have to be gay.
(light chuckling)Copy !req
812. So why are you so sure that the killer's
working by the rules of a horror remake?Copy !req
813. Well, the original "Stab" structure
is pretty apparent.Copy !req
814. Yeah, two kids killed in a house
when their parents are away?Copy !req
815. And then the school's hot chick
savaged beyond recognition.Copy !req
816. - We all know where it goes from there.
- A party.Copy !req
817. Exactly. A party.Copy !req
818. Guaranteed third-act
main cast bloodbath.Copy !req
819. Fingers crossed
on some nudity for a change.Copy !req
820. Okay, so do you know of a party
that's happening tonight?Copy !req
821. Well, there's Stab-a-Thon.Copy !req
822. Stab-a-Thon?Copy !req
823. Uh, it's a movie marathon.
All seven "Stabs" back-to-back.Copy !req
824. - We do it every year.
- And it's tonight?Copy !req
825. (scoffs) There's a killer out thereCopy !req
826. patterning his murders
after the original movie.Copy !req
827. I know.
It's pretty wild.Copy !req
828. - Well, you have to call it off.
- Um, okay, I mean, it's Friday.Copy !req
829. I'm sure we're not the only party
that's goin' on in Woodsboro.Copy !req
830. Where is this circle jerk
gonna take place?Copy !req
831. - So who's ready for this Q and A?
- No, no. I really want the location.Copy !req
832. You know,
it's kind of an underground thing.Copy !req
833. Email invites, pretty secret.Copy !req
834. (chuckles)
What, you're not gonna tell me?Copy !req
835. Really?Copy !req
836. We're working together.
Remember?Copy !req
837. (swallows)
So you ready for that Q and A?Copy !req
838. - Fuck you.
- Let's go.Copy !req
839. (chuckles softly)
That was awesome.Copy !req
840. (sighs)
I feel like I'm under house arrest.Copy !req
841. You know when people say,
"I know how you feel,"Copy !req
842. but you know they're just saying that
because they really haveCopy !req
843. no frigging idea how you feel?Copy !req
844. I know how you feel.Copy !req
845. I... am so sorry about Olivia.Copy !req
846. I'm sorry about your publicist.Copy !req
847. How do you handle it?
People staring at you all the time?Copy !req
848. People stare at me?Copy !req
849. I could never handle
that kind of attention.Copy !req
850. I just... feel like it would take over
your whole life.Copy !req
851. Uh...Copy !req
852. what I do is I...Copy !req
853. try not to think about me.Copy !req
854. I have people I care about.
I focus on them.Copy !req
855. And the rest, it, um,
it works out.Copy !req
856. You saved my life last night.Copy !req
857. I mean, I know we're family,
but you hardly know me.Copy !req
858. Makes me wonder, you know,Copy !req
859. if I'd have been brave enough
to do the same thing.Copy !req
860. I really hope
you never have to find that out.Copy !req
861. Well, if you need me,
you know where to find me.Copy !req
862. I'll be up in my cell.
Or, I mean, my room.Copy !req
863. Her room's all boarded up.
That's the view from my cell.Copy !req
864. (sighs) It's really weird.Copy !req
865. (Kirby) I think Olivia
would understand, okay?Copy !req
866. She'd want me to be
around other people.Copy !req
867. Holy shit.Copy !req
868. Even if I did just crash-land
on Planet Dork.Copy !req
869. Speaking of which,
Trevor's here.Copy !req
870. Hey, Kirby.Copy !req
871. What is he doing there?
That is so not his scene.Copy !req
872. I have no idea.
Maybe he thought you would be here.Copy !req
873. Yeah, fat chance.
After what happened last night?Copy !req
874. I mean, my mom
is just completely freaked out.Copy !req
875. - It's not pretty.
- All right, look.Copy !req
876. You go do your "good girl" thing,
and I will drink for the both of us.Copy !req
877. - I will keep you posted.
- All right. Be safe.Copy !req
878. (crowd chanting in unison) Stab-a-thon!
Stab-a-thon! Stab-a-thon!Copy !req
879. Stab-a-thon! Stab-a-thon!Copy !req
880. Thank you! Thank you!
Gracias.Copy !req
881. Shh.Copy !req
882. Cinema Club thanks you for coming out
for our third annual Stab-a-thon.Copy !req
883. (cheers and applause)
Safety in numbers, my friends!Copy !req
884. Who's ready to drink every time
someone can't get a cell phone signal?Copy !req
885. Who's ready to drink every time
someone shuts the refrigerator door,Copy !req
886. and oh, my God, there's a harmless
character right behind it?Copy !req
887. Who's ready to drink every time
someone screams the word...Copy !req
888. (all) No!Copy !req
889. So let's get
this Stab-a-thon started!Copy !req
890. - Hey, watch it!
- Get out of the way!Copy !req
891. - Down in front!
- Move your ass!Copy !req
892. - Screw you!
(angry shouting)Copy !req
893. (softly) Yes.Copy !req
894. Oh, yeah.
Back on my game.Copy !req
895. (exhales) Perfect.Copy !req
896. New work-in-progress,
chapter one.Copy !req
897. When I moved to Woodsboro,
I never in a million years dreamedCopy !req
898. that I would again play
the critical roleCopy !req
899. in solving another series of these...Copy !req
900. What?Copy !req
901. What the hell?Copy !req
902. Gale, where are you?Copy !req
903. I followed the kids
to the Stab-a-thon.Copy !req
904. There's an old abandoned farm
on Fort Dillon Road.Copy !req
905. Listen, I've got it
under surveillance,Copy !req
906. and I-I think the killer's
about to make his move.Copy !req
907. What makes you so sure?Copy !req
908. You do a remake
to out-do the original,Copy !req
909. that's what the kids said.Copy !req
910. This party
is all about the "Stab" movies.Copy !req
911. Come on!
How meta can you get?Copy !req
912. How "what-a" can you get?Copy !req
913. I don't know.
I heard them say it.Copy !req
914. Dewey, listen to me,
you have to get out here.Copy !req
915. Come on, you catch the killer,
I get the story.Copy !req
916. It's a win-win.Copy !req
917. Well, I thought you were going rogue,
Gale.Copy !req
918. Oh, co... are you serious?
Come on!Copy !req
919. (exhales) Forget it.
Thanks for having faith in me.Copy !req
920. I gotta fix my equipment.
(beep)Copy !req
921. Gale!Copy !req
922. Shit.Copy !req
923. (man) Why don't you get
more comfortable, baby?Copy !req
924. Bravo.
Well... very well done.Copy !req
925. Very, I'm very impressed.Copy !req
926. I mean, kind... kind of impressed.
Not really.Copy !req
927. - That'll do.
- Yeah?Copy !req
928. - Yeah.
- Yeah, she wants it, right?Copy !req
929. (cheers and applause)
Ghostface! Yeah!Copy !req
930. (woman) Don't answer it!Copy !req
931. - Hello?
- (Ghostface) Hello.Copy !req
932. Who is this?Copy !req
933. (audience talking along)
Were you expecting somebody?Copy !req
934. No.Copy !req
935. (audience talking along)
You know, I don't even know you,Copy !req
936. and I dislike you already.Copy !req
937. Hicks, how far are you
from Fort Dillon Road?Copy !req
938. - Five minutes at the most, sir.
- Well, step on it.Copy !req
939. Look out your window.Copy !req
940. Gale!
Gale, behind you!Copy !req
941. Aah!Copy !req
942. Aah!Copy !req
943. Gale!Copy !req
944. Aah!Copy !req
945. Freeze!Copy !req
946. Aaah!Copy !req
947. Get out of the way,
you morons!Copy !req
948. Damn it.Copy !req
949. Okay, put pressure on that.Copy !req
950. Did you catch him?Copy !req
951. No. Hopefully your cameras
caught something.Copy !req
952. - They weren't the only ones Dewey.
- What?Copy !req
953. There's a webcam that's hidden
up there.Copy !req
954. - It was watching me.
- A webcam?Copy !req
955. He's recording the murders.Copy !req
956. What?Copy !req
957. This time...
he's making the movie.Copy !req
958. Sidney Prescott detail, man.
I don't... like it.Copy !req
959. The cops guarding the house,
they always get it.Copy !req
960. - What are you talkin' about?
- It's a movie cop rule.Copy !req
961. Sucks to be a cop in a movie,
unless you're Bruce Willis.Copy !req
962. Not all cops die in movies.Copy !req
963. No, but if it's your last day
before retirement, you do.Copy !req
964. If you're a rookie just found out
your wife is pregnant, you do.Copy !req
965. Or if your partner's better-looking
than you, you do, and by the way...Copy !req
966. (both) I win that one.Copy !req
967. You know what?
I'll take the next perimeter.Copy !req
968. I'll be right back.Copy !req
969. Shit.
I know this one.Copy !req
970. You're not supposed to say that,
are you?Copy !req
971. Eh, new decade, new rules.Copy !req
972. You know, these days,
you might come back, find me dead,Copy !req
973. eyes gouged out,
tongue sticking out.Copy !req
974. - Could go either way.
- I gotta learn this shit.Copy !req
975. (chuckles) I'll take this one.Copy !req
976. Hey, Hoss.Copy !req
977. Be careful.Copy !req
978. I'm always careful.Copy !req
979. Dead man walking.Copy !req
980. Perkins, was there a window open
on your last perimeter check?Copy !req
981. Perkins, come in, over.Copy !req
982. (whispers) Anthony?Copy !req
983. Perkins?Copy !req
984. - Aaah!
- Ohh!Copy !req
985. - (laughs)
- Damn it.Copy !req
986. You should've seen the look
on your face, rookie.Copy !req
987. - (strangled grunt)
- Hoss!Copy !req
988. What the fuck? Aah!Copy !req
989. Oh, shit.Copy !req
990. Fuck Bruce Willis.Copy !req
991. Sorry!
The wind chimes were over here.Copy !req
992. That was me.
I was trying to fix 'em, sorry.Copy !req
993. I'm just back from the store.Copy !req
994. You're shopping?Copy !req
995. My stress buster.
Got one more bag in the car.Copy !req
996. Be right back.Copy !req
997. Jill?
You gonna get that?Copy !req
998. (beep)
Roberts residence.Copy !req
999. (Ghostface) You're a survivor,
aren't you, Sidney?Copy !req
1000. Your one and only skill.
You survive.Copy !req
1001. I have one question for you.Copy !req
1002. What good's it to be a survivor
in this little dramaCopy !req
1003. if everyone close to you is dead?Copy !req
1004. - Who are you?
- Turn on the TV to channel 6.Copy !req
1005. Who the fuck are you?Copy !req
1006. Turn it on.
Watch the teaser.Copy !req
1007. nearly turned deadly tonight
with the latest victims of these attacksCopy !req
1008. being the wife of the Woodsboro sheriff,
Gale Riley,Copy !req
1009. AKA Gale Weathers who's in serious
condition tonight after being stabbed.Copy !req
1010. Her assailant then disappeared
in a sea of identic...Copy !req
1011. (laughs) Glad you came home, Sidney?
Has it been worth it yet?Copy !req
1012. - Why are you doing this?
- Ah, friends count.Copy !req
1013. But it's the family ties
that cut deep, right?Copy !req
1014. Am I right?Copy !req
1015. What do you mean?Copy !req
1016. (chuckles)
The ones you care about most.Copy !req
1017. And what's closer than family?
The bond of blood.Copy !req
1018. - Don't.
- You can't save them.Copy !req
1019. All you can do is watch.
(laughs)Copy !req
1020. Jill!Copy !req
1021. Come on, come on...Copy !req
1022. Kate?Copy !req
1023. - Sid?
- Jill's not in her room.Copy !req
1024. - Oh, my God.
- She's gone to Kirby's.Copy !req
1025. You gotta call her
and get her back here.Copy !req
1026. Okay.
(beep)Copy !req
1027. (telephone rings)
Come on, Jill.Copy !req
1028. - Leave a message.
- She's not picking up.Copy !req
1029. - What's going on?
- The killer called.Copy !req
1030. He's coming after me,
but he wants my family first.Copy !req
1031. - Oh, God, Jill!
- Let's get the cops.Copy !req
1032. - The cops aren't there.
- What?Copy !req
1033. They were there when I first came in,
but they're not there now.Copy !req
1034. Let's get to Kirby's.Copy !req
1035. Out the front.Copy !req
1036. Brace it from the bottom.
Can you?Copy !req
1037. (pounding on door)
Let's get outta here.Copy !req
1038. - (thud, grunts)
- (whispering) Kate, come on!Copy !req
1039. Kate?Copy !req
1040. Tell Jill... I'm so... sorry.Copy !req
1041. Shh.Copy !req
1042. Kate?Copy !req
1043. Hicks?
What are you doing?Copy !req
1044. I just saw somebody coming around
the side of the house.Copy !req
1045. Where are Hoss and Perkins?
I couldn't get them on the radio.Copy !req
1046. Whose blood is that?Copy !req
1047. It's... it's Kate's.
We were just attacked.Copy !req
1048. - She's dead.
- Where is she?Copy !req
1049. - Front door.
- Show me.Copy !req
1050. Okay.Copy !req
1051. - Stay here.
- Okay.Copy !req
1052. (radio clicks)
This is Deputy Hicks.Copy !req
1053. I've got a homicide
at the Roberts residence.Copy !req
1054. - No sign of Perkins or Hoss.
- Copy that, we'll try to locate them.Copy !req
1055. I'm so sorry...Copy !req
1056. Hey!Copy !req
1057. Halt!Copy !req
1058. You're gonna be fine, all right?
I swear.Copy !req
1059. No more "on your own."Copy !req
1060. It's you and me, forever.Copy !req
1061. One, two, three.
(grunts)Copy !req
1062. Easy.Copy !req
1063. - Dewey?
- Yeah?Copy !req
1064. Promise me somethin'.Copy !req
1065. Anything.Copy !req
1066. (exhales)
Catch that motherfucker.Copy !req
1067. Absolutely.
I love you.Copy !req
1068. I love you.Copy !req
1069. You missed chaos.
Utter chaos.Copy !req
1070. - I can't believe that.
- The sheriff's wife, man!Copy !req
1071. She told us to cancel it,
and we didn't, and now this?Copy !req
1072. - What are we supposed to do?
- Robbie, calm down.Copy !req
1073. It makes sense.
This is what the re-boots do.Copy !req
1074. They... they one-up the original ending.Copy !req
1075. The Woodsboro Murders ended at a party.
So in the remake...Copy !req
1076. The party's the false ending.
New rules.Copy !req
1077. Exactly.Copy !req
1078. Okay, no offense, guys,
but I'm gonna put in "Stab 7."Copy !req
1079. - Nobody cancels my film festival.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.Copy !req
1080. I don't wanna watch that,
not after what happened to Olivia.Copy !req
1081. Oh, come on,
it was her favorite.Copy !req
1082. Oh, wow, Kirby.
You got some classics here.Copy !req
1083. - Yup.
- "Suspiria,"Don't Look Now."Copy !req
1084. You know it.Copy !req
1085. I could trivia your ass under the table,
Cinema Boy.Copy !req
1086. Oh, yeah?
Who played Leatherface first?Copy !req
1087. - Gunnar Hansen.
- Wow. Did you feel that?Copy !req
1088. That charge that moved between us
just then?Copy !req
1089. Oh, that was me.
I have powers.Copy !req
1090. So sexy.Copy !req
1091. You guys are unbelievable.
You're playing fuckin' trivia games?Copy !req
1092. The cops are gonna come for us. They're
gonna shut down my website.Copy !req
1093. - We're so dead!
- Yeah. I agree.Copy !req
1094. - Jesus Christ, where'd you come from?
- The front door.Copy !req
1095. By the way, Kirby, with everything
that's going on right now,Copy !req
1096. you probably shouldn't
leave that unlocked.Copy !req
1097. Sorry.Copy !req
1098. And, um, may I ask
what the hell you're doing here?Copy !req
1099. What?
Didn't I find the after-party?Copy !req
1100. No, you found the anti-party,
and it's invitation only.Copy !req
1101. Yeah, well, I got an invitation.
From Jill.Copy !req
1102. - So, what's the story?
- W-What?Copy !req
1103. You sent me a text message.
"After-party at Kirby's house."Copy !req
1104. - I mean, it was from your phone.
- What do you mean from my phone?Copy !req
1105. Where is my phone?
I think I left it in your car.Copy !req
1106. I didn't text him.
(sighs) I didn't text you.Copy !req
1107. And I'll prove it.Copy !req
1108. So, Charlie, Robbie.Copy !req
1109. How's it feel to be an accessories
to a crime, huh?Copy !req
1110. I mean, really, Dewey's wife?Copy !req
1111. My life is over.Copy !req
1112. So which one of you guys sent me
a text message from Jill's phone, huh?Copy !req
1113. We're just supposed to accept
that you're telling the truth?Copy !req
1114. Isn't your phone missing?Copy !req
1115. - Got a new one.
- Really.Copy !req
1116. Oh,
that's incredibly convenient.Copy !req
1117. - Dewey, it's Hicks.
- What's up?Copy !req
1118. - Kate Roberts is dead.
- Huh?Copy !req
1119. - And Sidney fled the scene.Copy !req
1120. What?
What happened to Kate?Copy !req
1121. She was stabbed just like the others.Copy !req
1122. - What about Jill?
- No sign of her at all.Copy !req
1123. Where the hell
were Hoss and Perkins?Copy !req
1124. They were found dead
in their car two blocks away.Copy !req
1125. (sighs) Multiple stab wounds.Copy !req
1126. Okay.Copy !req
1127. I'm on my way.Copy !req
1128. Yes, sir.Copy !req
1129. Wrong number.
(beep)Copy !req
1130. - Who was that?
- Oh, nobody.Copy !req
1131. - Did you pick a movie?
- Yeah. We're gonna go scary.Copy !req
1132. - "Saw 4."
- Ugh, I saw that in theaters.Copy !req
1133. It sucks.
It's not scary, it's gross...Copy !req
1134. Charlie, you want to sit
over here next to me?Copy !req
1135. (chuckles softly)
All right.Copy !req
1136. All right, get ready for a "Hall Pass"
with Robbie Mercer extra.Copy !req
1137. Now tonight, there is a good chance
that Charlie Walker,Copy !req
1138. yes, my Charlie Walker,
may get lucky with a girl.Copy !req
1139. Now I'm unable to, uh,
divulge my exact location, however,Copy !req
1140. suffice it to say, Woodsboro High
may be in store for some geek history.Copy !req
1141. We'll see.Copy !req
1142. Hello?Copy !req
1143. Who's there?Copy !req
1144. Oh, my God...Copy !req
1145. - Where are you going?
- To make sure the front door is locked.Copy !req
1146. No. Don't open it...Copy !req
1147. - (whispering) Hey, Charlie?
- Yeah?Copy !req
1148. I'm sorry, I know you're into
the movie and all,Copy !req
1149. but now would be a really good time
to make a move.Copy !req
1150. For... me to make a move?Copy !req
1151. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
1152. Couldn't you make a move?Copy !req
1153. I just did.Copy !req
1154. 'Cause you're actually pretty cute.Copy !req
1155. Especially when I'm scared and...
Ionely... and drunk.Copy !req
1156. Hey, guys, did...
did you see Jill come in?Copy !req
1157. I didn't see her outside.Copy !req
1158. Yes, Trevor, she is upstairs.Copy !req
1159. Thank God you're here to protect her
when you can't even find her.Copy !req
1160. There's nobody out here.Copy !req
1161. (chuckles) Oh, dude,
I love this part of the movie.Copy !req
1162. Yeah, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
1163. Just when you think they're all safe
and comfortable in the house...Copy !req
1164. Ghostface comes in,
and, bam!Copy !req
1165. Did I just interrupt something
right here?Copy !req
1166. Shut the fuck up.
(chuckles)Copy !req
1167. Who invited you, Trevor?Copy !req
1168. (chuckling) All right.
Clearly not you.Copy !req
1169. Wow. I'm gonna be upstairs.
(exhales sharply)Copy !req
1170. Get out of my house!Copy !req
1171. Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
1172. Okay, I'm a little drunk,
so don't blame your internet connection.Copy !req
1173. (chuckles) Let's see
what Charlie's up to, shall we?Copy !req
1174. Or the saga of Trevor and Jill.Copy !req
1175. Oh,
the intrigue of Woodsboro High.Copy !req
1176. Who needs a killer around
when there's so much drama?Copy !req
1177. (chuckles) Oh, man.Copy !req
1178. That's better.Copy !req
1179. (gasps) Aah!Copy !req
1180. Agh!Copy !req
1181. Wait, no, you can't!
You can't! There's rules!Copy !req
1182. I-I'm gay! I'm gay!Copy !req
1183. I mean, if it helps.Copy !req
1184. random girl who gets a callCopy !req
1185. that undoubtedly ends up
getting her killed.Copy !req
1186. It's all so predictable.
There's no element of surprise.Copy !req
1187. You can see ev...Copy !req
1188. Kirby!Copy !req
1189. I found my phone.
It was up in your room.Copy !req
1190. There was no text message
sent to Trevor.Copy !req
1191. He is such a liar.
Where is he?Copy !req
1192. What do you mean where is he?
He just went upstairs looking for you.Copy !req
1193. He's not upstairs.Copy !req
1194. Trevor?Copy !req
1195. Charlie? Robbie?Copy !req
1196. Maybe they're outside.Copy !req
1197. - (screams)
- Jill.Copy !req
1198. Sidney, I-I'm sorry, I should've told
you and Mom where I was going...Copy !req
1199. No, it's okay. It's just,
I-I need you to come with me,Copy !req
1200. - Come with me right now, okay?
- (gasps)Copy !req
1201. Run.Copy !req
1202. Robbie!Copy !req
1203. Go!Copy !req
1204. - Sidney!
- (grunts)Copy !req
1205. Come on!Copy !req
1206. - The balcony!
- There's no other way out?Copy !req
1207. We can jump.
(thudding, wood cracking)Copy !req
1208. It's two stories.
Where's your cell?Copy !req
1209. - Uh, here.
- Get under the bed!Copy !req
1210. - What?
- Just do what I say! Get under the bed.Copy !req
1211. Don't make a sound and don't come out
until I come get you, okay?Copy !req
1212. - Just trust me.
- Okay.Copy !req
1213. You got it? You're okay?
Jill, run!Copy !req
1214. Just keep running, get help!Copy !req
1215. - (click) Hello?
- Dewey!Copy !req
1216. - Sidney, where are you?
- I'm at Kirby's.Copy !req
1217. The killer is here.
I need your help.Copy !req
1218. - I'm on my way.
- Okay.Copy !req
1219. Sidney? Sidney!Copy !req
1220. I need all units to 329
Whispering Lane.Copy !req
1221. All units,
329 Whispering Lane!Copy !req
1222. Sorry. It's just me.Copy !req
1223. Look, I tried to call 911,
but the landline's dead,Copy !req
1224. - and someone smashed the router
- I think I got through on my cell.Copy !req
1225. Where's Jill?
(footsteps overhead)Copy !req
1226. Oh, God.
Go, go, go, go.Copy !req
1227. There's a room down here.
We can lock ourselves in.Copy !req
1228. I heard you yelling to Jill.
Did she get away?Copy !req
1229. I think she's safe.Copy !req
1230. - Kirby, let me in!
- Charlie.Copy !req
1231. No.
No, no, no, no.Copy !req
1232. I just found Robbie.
This... this is his blood.Copy !req
1233. Please. Please.
There is someone else out here.Copy !req
1234. Let me in!Copy !req
1235. If you can't trust him,
don't open the door.Copy !req
1236. My God, let me in!Copy !req
1237. Get away from the door,
Charlie.Copy !req
1238. Kirby, it is me.
Please let me in!Copy !req
1239. Get away from the door,
Charlie.Copy !req
1240. It's me!Copy !req
1241. (voice breaking) I'm sorry,
I can't.Copy !req
1242. - What the fuck?
- (whispers) I'm sorry.Copy !req
1243. Behind you! Look out!Copy !req
1244. No! No, no, no!Copy !req
1245. (blows landing) Kirby!Copy !req
1246. Oh, God, no, please.
(pounds on door)Copy !req
1247. Leave him alone!Copy !req
1248. It's Charlie's phone.Copy !req
1249. (Ghostface) Tell Sidney heads
are gonna roll tonight.Copy !req
1250. Tell Sidney
it's all because of her.Copy !req
1251. Or maybe she wants to take his place.
I promise to be quick.Copy !req
1252. - It's him.
- Okay, okay. I'm gonna get Jill.Copy !req
1253. We should be in the same place.
Just... just keep him on the phone.Copy !req
1254. I'll be right back, okay?Copy !req
1255. Let him go, please.Copy !req
1256. I hear you like horror movies,
Kirby.Copy !req
1257. But do you like 'em
as much as him?Copy !req
1258. Forget watching "Stab."
You get to live it.Copy !req
1259. No, no, no, no, no!
He's the expert! It's not me!Copy !req
1260. Warm-up question:
Jason's weapon?Copy !req
1261. Uh, it's a machete.Copy !req
1262. There, you see?
You do know the genre.Copy !req
1263. - Michael Myers?
- Uh, butcher knife.Copy !req
1264. - Leatherface?
- A chainsaw. Please!Copy !req
1265. Just ask Sidney
if you need some help.Copy !req
1266. - Freddy Krueger?
- Uh, uh, razor hands.Copy !req
1267. Name the movie that started
the slasher craze.Copy !req
1268. "Halloween,"Texas Chainsaw Massacre,"
"Last House on the Left," or "Psycho"?Copy !req
1269. - "Psycho"!
- None of the above!Copy !req
1270. "Peeping Tom," 1960,
directed by Michael Powell.Copy !req
1271. First movie to ever put the audience
in the killer's POV.Copy !req
1272. What? Wait.
No, no, no.Copy !req
1273. Please, just ask me one more question!
Just one more!Copy !req
1274. All right, Kirby.Copy !req
1275. Then it's time
for your last-chance question.Copy !req
1276. Name the remake of the groundbreaking
horror movie in which the villain...Copy !req
1277. Uh, "Halloween," uh, "Texas Chainsaw,"
"Dawn Of The Dead,"Copy !req
1278. "The Hills Have Eyes,"
"Amityville Horror,"Copy !req
1279. uh, "Last House On The Left,"
"Friday The Thirteenth,"Copy !req
1280. "A Nightmare On Elm Street,"
"My Bloody Valentine,"Copy !req
1281. "When A Stranger Calls,"
"Prom Night,"Black Christmas,"Copy !req
1282. "House Of Wax,"The Fog,"
uh, "Piranha."Copy !req
1283. It's one of those, right?
Right?Copy !req
1284. (exhales) I got it right.Copy !req
1285. I was fucking right.Copy !req
1286. (whispers) Jill?Copy !req
1287. I won, Charlie.
I fucking won.Copy !req
1288. I won. He tried to beat me,
but I fucking won.Copy !req
1289. Great, Kirby.Copy !req
1290. Hold on.
Okay. Almost there.Copy !req
1291. Just hang tight.
Okay. Okay.Copy !req
1292. - All right.
- Kirby?Copy !req
1293. - Yeah?
- This is making a move.Copy !req
1294. Four years of classes together,
and you notice me now?Copy !req
1295. Stupid bitch!Copy !req
1296. - It's too late!
- (grunting)Copy !req
1297. Shh. Shh.Copy !req
1298. Oh, I know, I know.Copy !req
1299. It's okay.
Take your time.Copy !req
1300. Doesn't happen as fast
as it does in the movies, I know.Copy !req
1301. C-Charlie... (gasping)Copy !req
1302. Charlie...Copy !req
1303. Kirby?Copy !req
1304. You know, you learn a lot when
you watch movies over and over.Copy !req
1305. All the plots
are about trying to kill you.Copy !req
1306. Where's Jill?Copy !req
1307. Oh, you think
she's gonna get away?Copy !req
1308. You think anyone gets away?Copy !req
1309. - Jill?
- Hello, Sidney.Copy !req
1310. Surprised?Copy !req
1311. Watch this.Copy !req
1312. This is the part, my dear cousin,
when the cameras turn off.Copy !req
1313. Charlie?Copy !req
1314. Already taken care of.Copy !req
1315. Man, I got great footage
of my Robbie kill.Copy !req
1316. Better than Jenny
and Marnie or Olivia even.Copy !req
1317. Good, we'll cut and upload it later
and make it all traceable to Trevor.Copy !req
1318. Speaking of which...Copy !req
1319. - Remind you of anything?
- Jill, please...Copy !req
1320. Shut up! Dick.Copy !req
1321. Everything I learned,
I learned from you.Copy !req
1322. You think you had a shitty boyfriend,
Sidney?Copy !req
1323. Here's one that fucks you, dumps you,
and doesn't even make you famous.Copy !req
1324. Agh! What the fuck, Jill?
I loved you!Copy !req
1325. Shut the fuck up already!Copy !req
1326. Agh! Aagh!Copy !req
1327. I'm sure those cops
would want you to have this, Jill.Copy !req
1328. For your protection.Copy !req
1329. No.Copy !req
1330. Baby, please...
baby, please...Copy !req
1331. Shouldn't have killed
all these people, Trev.Copy !req
1332. Gone and put it on video even.Copy !req
1333. But it means
a lot that you did it for me.Copy !req
1334. What the fuck
are you talking about?Copy !req
1335. I am not the girl you cheat on.Copy !req
1336. Aagh! Aaaagh!Copy !req
1337. I've gone through everything.
We're definitely good on timeline.Copy !req
1338. Oh, yeah.
We're perfect.Copy !req
1339. No, no, no, please!Copy !req
1340. - (gasps)
- You should keep quiet.Copy !req
1341. Ready for act three?Copy !req
1342. Got it figured out yet, Sidney?Copy !req
1343. In keeping with our remake theme,Copy !req
1344. Trevor's this generation's
Billy Loomis,Copy !req
1345. and we're the innocent victims,
Sidney and Randy.Copy !req
1346. See, with you, the world
just heard about what happened.Copy !req
1347. - But with us, they're gonna see it.
- (screaming on video)Copy !req
1348. It's gonna be a worldwide sensation.
I mean, people gotta see this shit.Copy !req
1349. It's not like anyone reads anymore.Copy !req
1350. We're gonna know fame
like you never even dreamed of.Copy !req
1351. Last two teenagers standing.Copy !req
1352. This time Randy gets the girl.Copy !req
1353. You were amazing.
You're the perfect victim.Copy !req
1354. I was so believable today,
wasn't I?Copy !req
1355. I mean, I told so many lies
that I actually started to believe them.Copy !req
1356. I really think
that I was born for this.Copy !req
1357. How could you do this?Copy !req
1358. Do you know what it was like
growing up in this family?Copy !req
1359. Related to you?Copy !req
1360. I mean, all I ever heard
was Sidney thisCopy !req
1361. and Sidney that
and Sidney, Sidney, Sidney.Copy !req
1362. You were always
just so fucking special!Copy !req
1363. Well,
now I'm the special one.Copy !req
1364. You'll slip.
They always do.Copy !req
1365. Hm. Come on, Charlie,
let's get on with this.Copy !req
1366. You have to be strong.
And hold still, okay?Copy !req
1367. Yeah. Yeah, old school,
like Billy and Stu.Copy !req
1368. Come on, baby, get it up!Copy !req
1369. Come on. Shoulder me!
Shoulder me! Shoulder me!Copy !req
1370. Get it up! (grunts)Copy !req
1371. The heart...
That's not the way we rehearsed it.Copy !req
1372. You said it, Charlie.
Billy and Stu, Trevor and you.Copy !req
1373. What the media really loves, baby,
is a sole survivor.Copy !req
1374. Just ask you-know-who.Copy !req
1375. Trevor was your partner.
But you, you were the idea man.Copy !req
1376. Even your friends.Copy !req
1377. My friends?Copy !req
1378. What world are you living in?Copy !req
1379. I don't need friends.Copy !req
1380. I need fans.Copy !req
1381. Don't you get it?Copy !req
1382. This has never been
about killing you.Copy !req
1383. It's about...
becoming you.Copy !req
1384. I mean, for fuck's sake,
my own mother had to die...Copy !req
1385. no great loss there...
so I could stay true to the original.Copy !req
1386. That's sick, right?Copy !req
1387. Well, sick is the new sane.Copy !req
1388. You had your fifteen minutes.Copy !req
1389. Now I want mine!Copy !req
1390. I mean, what am I supposed to do?
Go to college?Copy !req
1391. Grad school? Work?Copy !req
1392. Look around.Copy !req
1393. We all live in public now,
we're all on the Internet.Copy !req
1394. How do you think people
become famous anymore?Copy !req
1395. You don't have to achieve anything.Copy !req
1396. You just gotta have
fucked-up shit happen to you.Copy !req
1397. So, you do have to die, Sid.Copy !req
1398. Those are the rules.
New movie, new franchise.Copy !req
1399. There's only room for one lead,
and let's face it,Copy !req
1400. your ingénue days,
they're over.Copy !req
1401. Don't tell me you didn't know
this day would come.Copy !req
1402. Aah!Copy !req
1403. Oh, fuck!Copy !req
1404. Come on, let's move it!Copy !req
1405. He's gone.Copy !req
1406. Check the rooms,
both sides and upstairs.Copy !req
1407. Yes, ma'am.Copy !req
1408. Jill, can you give us
a description of the murderer?Copy !req
1409. Jill!
How does it feel to be a hero?Copy !req
1410. It's okay.
You're gonna be okay.Copy !req
1411. Jill. You made it.
That's all that matters.Copy !req
1412. Trevor, Charlie,
they tried to kill me.Copy !req
1413. And I heard they killed my mom.
And... and Robbie and Kirby, too.Copy !req
1414. Shh. Just lay back.Copy !req
1415. Try to rest.Copy !req
1416. Is... is your wife...Copy !req
1417. She's gonna be fine.
She's recovering.Copy !req
1418. If I ever write a book one day, I'd...
I'd want her to write it with me.Copy !req
1419. We'd be a good team
with our matching wounds and all.Copy !req
1420. We're survivors now.Copy !req
1421. (voice breaking)
I just wish Sidney was, too.Copy !req
1422. Jill...Copy !req
1423. they're not sure yet.Copy !req
1424. It's still touch and go.Copy !req
1425. But she's in ICU.Copy !req
1426. And they think Sidney
just might make it.Copy !req
1427. What?Copy !req
1428. But... but I saw Trevor kill her.Copy !req
1429. Look, we don't know yet.Copy !req
1430. But she's hanging on.Copy !req
1431. I-I-I wanna see her.Copy !req
1432. She's not awake yet.Copy !req
1433. And she may not
remember anything.Copy !req
1434. You'll to help her with that.Copy !req
1435. All in time.
Just get some rest now, okay?Copy !req
1436. (over PA) Your attention, please.Copy !req
1437. There will be a mandatory meeting
for all non-emergency personnelCopy !req
1438. in the basement conference room
in five minutes.Copy !req
1439. There will be a mandatory meeting
for all non-emergency personnelCopy !req
1440. in the basement conference room
in five minutes.Copy !req
1441. She gonna be okay?Copy !req
1442. Yeah.
She's a strong kid.Copy !req
1443. She's gonna have to be.Copy !req
1444. (chuckles)
She asked if you were okay.Copy !req
1445. She thinks you guys should write a book
together with your matching wounds.Copy !req
1446. Why,
she was stabbed in the shoulder?Copy !req
1447. How did she know I was, too?Copy !req
1448. Damn it!Copy !req
1449. You just won't die, will ya?Copy !req
1450. - (gasps)
- Who are you?Copy !req
1451. Michael fucking Myers?Copy !req
1452. Yeah, I don't think so.Copy !req
1453. Fucking die already! (grunts)Copy !req
1454. Aagh! Aah!Copy !req
1455. How are those stitches?Copy !req
1456. Aagh!Copy !req
1457. (Dewey) Sidney!Copy !req
1458. Hicks, get up to Sidney Prescott's room
and call for back-up!Copy !req
1459. Be right up, sir!Copy !req
1460. Sid!Copy !req
1461. - Sid...
- Dewey!Copy !req
1462. Is this how it's gonna be,
Sid?Copy !req
1463. The ending of the movie
was supposed to be at the house.Copy !req
1464. I mean, this is just silly.Copy !req
1465. Consider this an alternate ending.Copy !req
1466. You're never
gonna get out of this, Jill.Copy !req
1467. - Of course I will.
- Dewey!Copy !req
1468. (gasps) Sid?Copy !req
1469. Easy. Okay, okay.Copy !req
1470. What about the book?Copy !req
1471. Looks like
I'll just have to write it myself.Copy !req
1472. Yah!Copy !req
1473. - God damn it!
- Ohh!Copy !req
1474. Don't even think about shooting
or I'll blow Dewey's head off.Copy !req
1475. You think I won't do it?
Gimme your gun!Copy !req
1476. Do it.Copy !req
1477. You heard her.Copy !req
1478. You just had to be the hero, huh?Copy !req
1479. Gimme your gun.Copy !req
1480. (Gale whispers) Give it to her.Copy !req
1481. What are you, deaf?Copy !req
1482. Give me... your gun!Copy !req
1483. Now get up.Copy !req
1484. And keep your hands
over your head.Copy !req
1485. Don't do anything stu...Copy !req
1486. Don't fucking tell me what to do.Copy !req
1487. (softly) Oh, God.Copy !req
1488. Now get up, bitch.Copy !req
1489. Okay.Copy !req
1490. Get up!Copy !req
1491. - Now!
- Okay.Copy !req
1492. She's not gonna help you.
Come on.Copy !req
1493. (Dewey groans)
Neither is he.Copy !req
1494. - Dewey?
- (grunts)Copy !req
1495. Let's go.
Get your skinny ass out here.Copy !req
1496. Okay.Copy !req
1497. I'm gonna enjoy
blowing your head off.Copy !req
1498. Okay, but can I just...Copy !req
1499. have one final word?Copy !req
1500. What? "Please"?Copy !req
1501. No.Copy !req
1502. - Clear.
- "Clear"?Copy !req
1503. Clear.Copy !req
1504. You forgot
the first rule of remakes, Jill.Copy !req
1505. Don't fuck with the original.Copy !req
1506. Oh, my God, Dewey.Copy !req
1507. (groans) What hit me?Copy !req
1508. Don't ask. (groans)Copy !req
1509. You okay?Copy !req
1510. She was standing
right behind me.Copy !req
1511. They always are.Copy !req
1512. Oh, God.Copy !req
1513. Nice one.Copy !req
1514. Hicks? You're alive?Copy !req
1515. Wear the vest,
save your chest.Copy !req
1516. We got two officers down.
Several injuries.Copy !req
1517. - And a new suspect.
- Sheriff? Sheriff...Copy !req
1518. We need a doctor, goddamn it!Copy !req
1519. I don't know about you,
but I feel a whole lot better.Copy !req
1520. Where the hell is everybody?Copy !req
1521. We're live at Woodsboro Community
Hospital,Copy !req
1522. awaiting a first public statement
from Jill Roberts, survivor.Copy !req
1523. a survivor of what is now being
called the Woodsboro Massacre Re-boot.Copy !req
1524. Jill Roberts is her name,
a name the whole world will now know.Copy !req
1525. who single-handedly put a stopCopy !req
1526. to this 21 st-Century
Woodsboro killing spree.Copy !req
1527. Jill Roberts of Woodsboro,Copy !req
1528. a girl who's lifted
all our spirits tonight,Copy !req
1529. an American hero,
right out of the movies.Copy !req
1530. You better believe in karmaCopy !req
1531. Baby, it's gonna stingCopy !req
1532. The wheel of life's gonna
do you inCopy !req
1533. So I don't really have to
do a thingCopy !req
1534. You made me drink the Kool-AidCopy !req
1535. You tricked me into thinkin'
that Jill means JackCopy !req
1536. You are the firstborn of the DevilCopy !req
1537. But even he ain't takin' you back,
back, yeahCopy !req
1538. Bad karmaCopy !req
1539. Oh! Yeah!Copy !req
1540. Baby, that's what you gotCopy !req
1541. Bad karmaCopy !req
1542. Oh! Yeah!Copy !req
1543. Whether you believe it or notCopy !req
1544. The universe is gonna getchaCopy !req
1545. You'll be scratchin'
the seven-year itchCopy !req
1546. You know what I think?Copy !req
1547. Bad karma's a bitchCopy !req
1548. Ba da da da da-da da-daCopy !req
1549. Ba-da da da da daCopy !req
1550. Ba da da da da-da da-daCopy !req
1551. Ba-da da da da daCopy !req
1552. Ba da da da da-da da-daCopy !req
1553. Ba-da da da da daCopy !req
1554. Ba da da da da-da da-daCopy !req
1555. Ba-da da da da daCopy !req
1556. You better believe in karmaCopy !req
1557. Just look at the sorry shape
you're inCopy !req
1558. There's a doll with your name
and your gloomy faceCopy !req
1559. At the department of doing a rush
on your caseCopy !req
1560. You better believe in voodoo,
babeCopy !req
1561. I got a long list of your sinsCopy !req
1562. There's a word you might have heard
called paybackCopy !req
1563. And I'm runnin' out of pinsCopy !req
1564. Bad karmaCopy !req
1565. Oh! Yeah!Copy !req
1566. Baby, that's what you gotCopy !req
1567. Bad karmaCopy !req
1568. Oh! Yeah!Copy !req
1569. Whether you believe it or notCopy !req
1570. The universe is gonna getchaCopy !req
1571. You'll be scratchin'
the seven-year itchCopy !req
1572. You know what I think?Copy !req
1573. Yeah,
bad karma's a bitchCopy !req
1574. Ba da da da da-da da-daCopy !req
1575. Ba-da da da da da
Bad karma's a bitchCopy !req
1576. Ba da da da da-da da-daCopy !req
1577. Ba-da da da da daCopy !req
1578. I don't have no sympathy,
girlCopy !req
1579. That's the last you're giving,
I'm sureCopy !req
1580. All the time I'm trying toCopy !req
1581. Be the man you want me toCopy !req
1582. But all I ever get from you
is silenceCopy !req
1583. SilenceCopy !req
1584. I'm on fireCopy !req
1585. Out of controlCopy !req
1586. I'm on fireCopy !req
1587. Out of controlCopy !req
1588. I'm on fireCopy !req
1589. And out of contro-o-ICopy !req
1590. Stop me nowCopy !req
1591. Somebody stop me nowCopy !req
1592. S-s-stop me nowCopy !req
1593. Don't stop me nowCopy !req
1594. D-d-d-d-don't stop...
don't stop... aahCopy !req
1595. I'm on fireCopy !req
1596. Out of controlCopy !req
1597. Well, I'm on fireCopy !req
1598. Out of controlCopy !req
1599. Baby, I'm on fireCopy !req
1600. And out of contro-o-o-ICopy !req
1601. And morning comes
with a meltdownCopy !req
1602. This town
is needing a shakedownCopy !req
1603. We've been burning bridges
for hoursCopy !req
1604. Guided by higher powersCopy !req
1605. And rising up from the edgesCopy !req
1606. This land is covered with facesCopy !req
1607. We've been praying
for someone to lead usCopy !req
1608. The end of those who deceive usCopy !req
1609. Ooh-oohCopy !req
1610. If I was youCopy !req
1611. I would run for your lifeCopy !req
1612. Ooh-oohCopy !req
1613. If I was youCopy !req
1614. I would run for your lifeCopy !req
1615. Her face is in every paperCopy !req
1616. And may we never forget herCopy !req
1617. A nation cries togetherCopy !req
1618. Hoping to rememberCopy !req
1619. Look back at roads
we have takenCopy !req
1620. As sleeping giants awakenCopy !req
1621. Wasting days till tomorrowCopy !req
1622. We'll beg, steal and borrowCopy !req
1623. Ooh-oohCopy !req
1624. If I was youCopy !req
1625. I would run for your lifeCopy !req
1626. Ooh-oohCopy !req
1627. If I was youCopy !req
1628. I would run for your lifeCopy !req
1629. It's not time to stand in lineCopy !req
1630. If you want to change thisCopy !req
1631. They'll make the world
you measure byCopy !req
1632. If you let them take youCopy !req
1633. And hand you
to the darker sideCopy !req
1634. So everything's about youCopy !req
1635. It's not time to stand in lineCopy !req
1636. Someone has to change thisCopy !req
1637. Ooh-oohCopy !req
1638. If I was youCopy !req
1639. I would run for your lifeCopy !req
1640. Ooh-oohCopy !req
1641. If I was youCopy !req
1642. I would run for your lifeCopy !req
1643. Well, the devil got my numberCopy !req
1644. And the devil got my sizeCopy !req
1645. And the devil got my headCopy !req
1646. And the devil got my eyesCopy !req
1647. I'mma tryin' hard to get upCopy !req
1648. Lest he make it to my heartCopy !req
1649. 'Cause I wanna make it backCopy !req
1650. From the dark, dark, darkCopy !req
1651. Aha-ha, yeah,
and aha-ha, yeahCopy !req
1652. Well, aha-ha, yeah,
and aha-ha, yeahCopy !req
1653. Aha-ha, yeah,
and aha-ha, yeahCopy !req
1654. Aha-ha, yeah,
and a haCopy !req
1655. It used to beCopy !req
1656. It was just my houseCopy !req
1657. And it used to beCopy !req
1658. It was just my tongueCopy !req
1659. But the devil's caught onCopy !req
1660. Like the teeth of a sharkCopy !req
1661. And I wanna make it make it backCopy !req
1662. From the dark, dark, darkCopy !req
1663. Oh, woe is me indeedCopy !req
1664. And a woe is me indeedCopy !req
1665. Oh, woe is me indeedCopy !req
1666. And woe is me indeedCopy !req
1667. Oh, woe is me indeedCopy !req
1668. And a woe is me indeedCopy !req
1669. Oh, woe is me indeed
and woeCopy !req
1670. See, the devil got my addressCopy !req
1671. See, the devil got my carCopy !req
1672. And the devil ain't no noviceCopy !req
1673. And the devil ain't no liarCopy !req
1674. I'mma tryin' hard to get upCopy !req
1675. But he made it to my heartCopy !req
1676. So I cannot make it backCopy !req
1677. From the dark, darkCopy !req
1678. DarkCopy !req