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61. All systems armed.
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82. It's Sidney Prescott
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93. The chick from TV
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103. A non-answer counts
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104. Time's running out!
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105. Ticktock, ticktock,
ticktock, ticktock...
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110. Oh, I know this one, you fuck.
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111. It's Billy Loomis!
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112. It's Billy Loomis,
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113. he was played by Luke Wilson,
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114. I got it! I got it right!
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118. It is. That is right.
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119. The correct answer is Billy Loomis
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120. There are two killers
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122. No, no, no.
Amber, I'm coming.
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124. All systems armed.
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125. The police are on the way,
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126. All systems disarmed.
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127. All systems armed.
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128. - All systems disarmed
- Oh, my God. No.
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129. All systems armed.
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130. All systems disarmed.
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131. All systems armed.
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132. All systems disarmed.
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133. All systems armed.
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134. Hello?
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141. Excuse me, miss?
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142. - What'd you just take?
- Your boner pills.
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143. Good luck getting it up now.
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146. No, no.
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147. You okay?
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149. You don't have to check on me all the time.
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150. Yeah, this I know.
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151. Shit.
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- Hey, what's going on?
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153. Tara... was attacked.
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158. - Stabbed? What the fuck?
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160. She's resting now.
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161. I know you guys
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163. She's gonna be okay, Sam.
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164. Hey, wait, Wes!
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- Okay. Yeah.
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180. That was Sam.
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181. - She's coming?
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187. It's the smartest option with
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205. It'll get out by the second
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206. Jesus, Mindy, there wasn't
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207. - I mean, she could still die.
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Is that... Vince?
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229. Oh, sure.
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You guys coming?
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248. - Sounds a lot like Halloween.
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- Yeah, I'll be fine.
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298. - Okay, I'll just be right outside.
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That's a true statement.
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It meant nothing.
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- Don't talk to her!
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- Shut your mouth.
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- Hey!
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340. - I'll see you soon, sweetheart.
- Hey, man, fuck you.
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- Yeah.
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He's trying to kill me!
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You're okay.
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outside a bar on Main,
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from Amber's number?
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before when he attacked Tara.
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384. Or, and I'm just
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- Mom never forgive me.
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tell you because you were so young.
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453. And that's why I changed
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454. and I got distant
and weird with you.
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455. And I went out
and I started doing
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I could get my hands on,
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457. until I couldn't take it anymore
and I left town.
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458. I just couldn't be
around you anymore, Tara.
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our family that night,
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460. but because...
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461. those diaries told me
who my real father was...
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462. It was Billy Loomis.
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463. And somebody knows,
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464. and I think
that's why you got hurt.
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465. And I'm so fucking sorry that
I never told you and then I run away.
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466. - I'm so sorry.
- Get out.
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467. Tara.
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468. You're gone for five years...
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469. Five whole years.
Copy !req
470. And then I get stabbed
and you want to come back
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471. and drop all this shit on me?
Copy !req
472. No, I swear.
I thought I was protecting you.
Copy !req
473. Protecting me from what?
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474. The truth?
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475. No, no, I...
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476. - Sam.
- Please, Tara.
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477. Sam, I need you
to get the fuck out.
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478. I'm so sorry.
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479. - Sam.
- Please.
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480. Get the fuck out!
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481. Hey, hey, hey.
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482. It's okay, it's me.
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483. Were you listening at the door?
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484. No, no, of course not.
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485. Okay, yeah,
I was listening at the door.
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486. It doesn't freak you out...
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487. that my real father
was a serial killer?
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488. I mean...
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489. Yeah.
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490. A great deal, yeah.
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491. Okay, well, then go.
I get it.
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492. I just got to stay
and figure it out.
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493. I'm not leaving you here, Sam.
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494. You know that part
in horror movies,
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495. where you want to yell
at the characters to be smart
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497. This is that part, Richie.
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498. You should get the fuck out.
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499. But I'm staying.
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500. I love you.
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501. You're such a dumb-ass.
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502. I'm such a dumb-ass.
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503. So...
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504. Your sister won't talk to you.
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506. What's our next move?
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507. We go talk to an expert.
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508. A few temperatures here.
Tuesday, Wednesday in the mid-50s,
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509. and then finally we'll see those
mid-60s returning into next week.
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510. Just one night after a local teen
was attacked in her home
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511. by an assailant
wearing a Ghostface costume,
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that have left Woodsboro reeling.
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514. The first victim, Vincent Schneider,
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515. was found dead behind
the Corner Pocket Pool Hall.
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516. A second victim, as yet unnamed,
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Woodsboro General Hospital,
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519. Needless to say,
Woodsboro is on high alert today...
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520. Live from Studio 1-A
in Rockefeller Plaza...
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521. Good morning,
I'm Gale Weathers.
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522. Before we dive in,
I want to tell you a little story
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to the studio this morning.
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524. I stopped to get a bacon,
egg and cheese at a bodega,
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525. already a quintessentially New York...
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526. Go away!
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527. Sorry to bother you, Mr Riley!
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528. We just want to ask you
a few questions.
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529. I don't give interviews.
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530. We're not looking
for an interview.
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531. Give me one good reason
why I should talk to you?
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532. I'm Billy Loomis's daughter.
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533. That's a terrible reason
for me to talk to you.
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534. My name is Samantha Carpenter.
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535. I was attacked last night
at the hospital.
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536. The night before that,
my sister was stabbed seven times.
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537. I know you know
what that's like.
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538. I'm just trying to protect my family.
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539. Five minutes.
That's all I'm asking.
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540. I'll give you two minutes.
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541. I'm missing a show I like.
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542. Bangs again,
stage an intervention.
Copy !req
543. Gale Weathers.
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544. - Weren't you two...
- Yeah.
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545. Who's he?
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546. Oh, this is Richie,
my boyfriend.
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548. Six months?
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549. Did he know who your dad was
when you met?
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550. Express any interest
in Woodsboro
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551. or the Ghostface killings?
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552. What the hell are you
talking about?
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553. Your killer's obsessed
with the Stab movies, right?
Copy !req
554. Well, there are certain rules
to surviving a Stab movie.
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555. Believe me, I know.
Copy !req
556. Rule number one.
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557. Never trust the love interest.
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558. They seem sweet,
caring, supportive.
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559. Then welcome to act 3,
where they're trying to rip your head off.
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560. I was with Sam in Modesto
when Tara was attacked.
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561. And let me guess,
you were just in the other room,
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562. conveniently unaccounted for when
she was attacked at the hospital.
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563. Okay, do I have to take this from
shitty Sam Elliott over here, or what?
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564. Rule number two.
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565. The killer's motive is always
connected to something in the past.
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566. I'm related to Billy.
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567. Right, but then why kill
that random Vince guy?
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568. That's for you to figure out.
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569. And rule number three,
and this is the most important rule.
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570. The first victim always has a
friend group that the killer is a part of.
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571. Does your sister have a
close-knit group of friends?
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572. Yeah.
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573. She does.
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574. Then look for the killer there.
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575. If you can find out,
why they're doing this,
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576. you can figure out who's next.
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577. So help us.
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578. Help us figure out
who is behind this.
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579. You kidding me?
I've been stabbed nine times.
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580. I've got permanent nerve damage
and a fun little limp.
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581. You think I want to do that again?
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582. You just said it always goes
back to the past, right?
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583. So if I'm in danger...
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584. that means you're in danger.
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585. Come on.
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586. Let's do this together.
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587. Your time's up.
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588. Jesus!
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589. Yeah, he's way more fun
in the movies.
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590. Okay, what's next?
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591. The friends.
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592. Thanks so much for that, Kevin.
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593. Coming up after
our local weather,
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594. the pros and cons of
reuniting with old friends.
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595. Hello?
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596. Hey, Sid, it's me.
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597. Dewey?
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598. Oh, my God.
How long has it been?
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599. I'm just trying to get a run in
before I take the girls to school.
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600. How are you?
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601. I'm good, really good.
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602. How are you?
How's Mark?
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603. I think I'll keep him.
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604. How are things
in the sheriff's business?
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605. They're...
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606. - They're fine. But, Sid...
- Have you talked to Gale lately?
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607. No. Not in a couple years.
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608. I know things didn't end well
with you guys, but...
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609. Sid...
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610. It's happening again.
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611. What are you talking about?
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612. Some idiot in a Ghostface mask.
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613. Three attacks so far.
One dead.
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614. Something about this one
just feels different.
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615. Are you okay?
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616. I'm fine, you know me.
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617. Yeah.
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618. I do. That's why I'm asking.
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619. I'm fine.
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620. I just...
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621. want you to be safe up there
Do you have a gun?
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622. I'm Sidney fucking Prescott.
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623. Of course, I have a gun.
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624. Good. That's good.
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625. Does Gale know?
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626. No, she's my next call.
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627. But, Sid, promise me.
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628. No matter what you hear
or what you see on the news,
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629. don't come here.
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630. No offense, Dewey.
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631. I have no intention of ever
setting foot in that town again.
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632. Good.
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633. Dewey...
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634. Whoever this killer's after,
I'm glad they have you to protect them.
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635. But...
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636. you be safe, okay?
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637. Will do.
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638. It's good to hear your voice.
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639. You too, Sid.
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640. Come on.
Get it together, Dewey.
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641. Probably shouldn't
have sent the smiley face.
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642. Holy shit. He came.
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643. I've decided to temporarily
assist you in your investigation.
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644. Thank you.
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645. Look, just because
that guy showered
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646. doesn't mean
he should have a gun.
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647. - Yeah.
- Yeah.
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648. How do you know so much
about the Stab movies?
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649. Runs in her family.
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650. Randy was our uncle.
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651. RIP.
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652. You said to bring everybody.
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653. Hey.
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654. Ooh, suspects!
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655. My brother would be so proud.
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656. Hey, Martha.
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657. Dewey! Hi!
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658. You look...
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659. Yeah.
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660. How's the wife?
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661. Okay. Mom, we're good.
Thank you.
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662. All right, kids, have fun.
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663. I asked Mindy to call
everybody here, because...
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664. there's something
I have to tell you.
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665. So let me get this straight.
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666. You're saying that you're
the daughter of Billy Loomis,
Copy !req
667. and, what, that one
of us is the killer?
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668. The killer told me
he knew my secret.
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669. He attacked Tara
to lure me back here.
Copy !req
670. But then why,
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671. immediately go and murder some
douche-nozzle that was stalking Liv?
Copy !req
672. And why does it have
to be one of us?
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673. What about Deputy Dewey here?
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674. Maybe he's the killer.
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675. No offense.
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676. None taken,
but what's my motive?
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677. You got stabbed a billion times,
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678. got dumped by your famous wife
and crawled into a bottle.
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679. I think it's safe to say
you're on the suspect list.
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680. Well, maybe you're the killer.
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681. Because that cut deep.
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682. That douche-nozzle
is connected.
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683. I googled him.
His mom is Leslie Macher.
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684. - Stu Macher's sister.
- Who's Stu Macher?
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685. He's Billy Loomis's accomplice.
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686. A real loony tune.
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687. Okay. Okay.
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688. So the first three attacks are all on
people related to the original killers.
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689. Oh, my God.
He's making a requel!
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690. A what?
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691. Or a legacyquel.
Fans are torn on the terminology.
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692. Please speak English.
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693. Remember the Stab movie
that came out last year?
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694. Oh, yeah!
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695. The one the Knives Out
guy directed?
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696. I actually really liked that one.
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697. Of course you did.
You have terrible taste.
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698. I hate you.
Copy !req
699. The point is, the hard-core
Stab fans hated it.
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700. You go on 4chan and Dreadit,
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701. all they're talking about is how Stab 8
pissed on their childhoods.
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702. How they crammed in social
commentary just to elevate it.
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703. How the main character's a Mary Sue.
Copy !req
704. - What's a Mary Sue?
- You really don't want to know.
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705. What's wrong with elevated horror?
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706. I mean,
Jordan Peele fucking rules.
Copy !req
707. Obviously,
but that's not Stab.
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708. Real Stab movies are
meta slasher whodunits, full stop.
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709. - Come on, it's just a movie.
- No, it's not.
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710. To some people, the original is
their favorite thing in the world.
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711. The movie that made them
love horror.
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712. That Mom or Dad showed them
when they were ten
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713. that bonded them together.
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714. And God help anyone,
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715. who slightly fucks with
that special memory.
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716. Who makes a movie
they think disrespects it.
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717. It sounds like our killer is
writing his own version of Stab 8,
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718. but doing it as a requel.
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719. Which is?
Copy !req
720. See, you can't just reboot a
franchise from scratch anymore.
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721. The fans won't stand for it.
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722. Black Christmas,
Child's Play, Flatliners...
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723. That shit doesn't work.
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724. But you can't just do
a straight sequel either.
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725. You got to build something new.
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726. But not too new, or
the Internet goes bug-fucking nuts.
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727. It has to be part of
an ongoing story line,
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728. even if the story shouldn't have
been ongoing in the first place.
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729. New main characters, yes,
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730. but supported by and
related to legacy characters.
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731. Not quite a reboot,
not quite a sequel.
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732. Like the new Halloween, Saw,
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733. Terminator, Jurassic
Park, Ghostbusters...
Copy !req
734. fuck, even Star Wars!
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735. It always, always goes back
to the original!
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736. Are you telling me that I'm caught
in the middle of fan-fucking-fiction?
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737. Not just in the middle, Sam.
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738. You're the star.
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739. So, not to put too fine
a point on it,
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740. but, according to requel rules...
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741. Who's next?
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742. Going by the pattern.
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743. Whoever it is has to be connected
to someone that came before.
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744. I'm starting to
regret coming here.
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745. Jesus, my mom was
a character in one of them.
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746. No one cares about
the shitty inferior sequels, Wes.
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747. You're safe,
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748. with Randy as our uncle though,
you and I are probably screwed.
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749. Wait. What?
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750. Or you're the killer,
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751. and this whole elaborate monologue
is just to cover your tracks.
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752. I think it's pretty clear,
who the killer is at this point.
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753. Who?
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754. You.
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755. What...
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756. It makes perfect requel sense.
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757. - That actually does make a lot of sense.
- Yeah.
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758. Fuck this.
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759. - Meet you back at the motel.
- Sam, wait.
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760. Sam, wait.
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761. The first fucking rule of
these movies is don't split up!
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762. The nerve of that girl, right?
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763. I'm really not in the mood
right now.
Copy !req
764. Sam, Sam, Sam.
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765. There is a killer on the loose.
Copy !req
766. He's threatening you.
He's threatening your sister.
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767. Are you gonna run away from
who you are like you always do,
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768. or are you gonna use it?
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769. I'm not like you.
Copy !req
770. Really?
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771. Then how else
are you gonna survive?
Copy !req
772. I say accept who you are.
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773. Let's get out there,
find out who's doing this,
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774. and cut some fucking throats!
Copy !req
775. No!
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776. And extra edamame. Please.
Copy !req
777. Thank you.
I'll be there in ten minutes.
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778. Bye.
Copy !req
779. That you, tiger?
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780. - Oh, my God.
- Jesus!
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781. Are you being safe
out there, honey?
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782. To the point that all
my friends mock me, yes.
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783. Good boy.
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784. What's for dinner?
Copy !req
785. Sushi. I was just leaving
to pick it up.
Copy !req
786. Why don't you
just Postmates it?
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787. Oh, it gets all smooshy
by the time it's here.
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788. I know you hate that.
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789. - Go shower. I'll be back soon.
- Okay.
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790. - Can you put this away for me?
- Yes.
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791. Okay.
Copy !req
792. - Love you.
- Love you.
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793. - Lock the door.
- I will.
Copy !req
794. Sheriff Hicks.
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795. Hello, Sheriff Judy.
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796. Who is this?
Copy !req
797. I think you know.
Copy !req
798. I'm a fan of scary movies.
And knives.
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799. What's your favorite
scary movie?
Copy !req
800. I prefer animated films
and musicals.
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801. Why are you doing this?
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802. I'll tell you all about it.
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803. I'm calling to turn myself in.
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804. I think that's a great idea.
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805. We'll sit down at the station,
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806. and I'll tell you about
the two people I've killed.
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807. You've only killed one person.
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808. By the time I see you,
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809. I'll have gutted your baby boy.
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810. No.
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811. Fuck you!
Copy !req
812. Pick up, Wes!
Copy !req
813. This is Sheriff Hicks.
Copy !req
814. I need units to converge
on my house ASAP.
Copy !req
815. Copy that. We're on it.
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816. Can't get him
on the phone, can you?
Copy !req
817. He must be busy.
Copy !req
818. How do I know
you're anywhere near him?
Copy !req
819. Ever seen the movie Psycho?
Copy !req
820. Please...
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821. Don't hurt my boy.
Copy !req
822. Why not?
Copy !req
823. - He's a good kid.
- Is he, now?
Copy !req
824. He never hurt anyone.
Copy !req
825. That's not enough.
Copy !req
826. Please! I'll do anything!
Copy !req
827. You're not gonna
make it in time, Sheriff Judy.
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828. Wes!
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829. I'm coming!
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830. Wes!
Copy !req
831. Help!
Copy !req
832. Help!
Copy !req
833. Okay.
Copy !req
834. Mom?
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835. Mom?
Copy !req
836. Fuck... you!
Copy !req
837. Miss, you can't be here.
Copy !req
838. - What?
- You can't be here.
Copy !req
839. No, I'm sorry.
I know her son.
Copy !req
840. - Her son, Wes. Is he...
- I'm sorry.
Copy !req
841. I'm sorry.
Copy !req
842. Excuse me.
Copy !req
843. Oh, my God.
Copy !req
844. You're...
Copy !req
845. Well, you're you.
Copy !req
846. Last time I checked.
Copy !req
847. Are you okay? You seem like
you're having a bit of a moment.
Copy !req
848. Did you know the sheriff?
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849. Sort of.
Copy !req
850. She didn't like me very much.
Copy !req
851. She didn't like me either.
Copy !req
852. I'm Samantha.
Sam. Carpenter.
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853. My sister and I were attacked.
Copy !req
854. Sorry to hear that.
Copy !req
855. I'm Gale...
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856. Riley.
Copy !req
857. Weathers. I'm Gale Weathers.
Excuse me.
Copy !req
858. - Gale?
- A text?
Copy !req
859. You tell me
the killer is back in a text?
Copy !req
860. - Ow, that hurts.
- Good!
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861. - You were on the air.
- How do you know?
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862. A hunch.
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863. You look good.
Are you still writing?
Copy !req
864. No time.
Copy !req
865. You were always happiest
when you were writing.
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866. Well, sir, it's okay.
We're here with Gale.
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867. I'd give you a hand,
but I can't release anybody right now.
Copy !req
868. Couldn't resist a good story,
could you?
Copy !req
869. Don't be an idiot, Dewey.
Copy !req
870. I'm here because
I was worried about you.
Copy !req
871. Okay, yes.
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872. My producers wanted me to cover this,
for obvious reasons...
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873. but 90% is because of you.
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874. Well, I feel 90% better.
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875. Don't be so sensitive.
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876. Since when did you care
about my feelings?
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877. Especially not in the last couple years.
Copy !req
878. All right, listen.
Let's not pretend.
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879. I'm the one who ended things.
Copy !req
880. No one's pretending, Gale.
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881. I remember what happened.
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882. Why aren't you in uniform?
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883. I retired.
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884. Since when?
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885. Since they asked me to.
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886. Oh, Dewey.
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887. I don't need your pity, Gale.
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888. I made my choices.
So did you.
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889. It was my turn.
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890. It was a great opportunity.
Copy !req
891. - You said you'd try.
- And I did.
Copy !req
892. For two whole months!
Copy !req
893. Listen, if you want
to make me feel worse
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894. than I already do,
good luck.
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895. The mornings aren't so bad,
'cause I get to see you.
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896. Pretend I'm still back there
in New York.
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897. But then I remember...
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898. that I couldn't hack it.
Copy !req
899. I left in the middle
of the night...
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900. like a coward.
Copy !req
901. Why wouldn't you
tell me that then?
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902. It would have mattered.
Copy !req
903. You are a lot of things, Dewey.
Copy !req
904. But you are not a coward.
Copy !req
905. You just...
Copy !req
906. You just were meant to be
in Woodsboro.
Copy !req
907. And you weren't?
Copy !req
908. Promise me, you'll leave
as soon as you can.
Copy !req
909. You know I can't promise that.
Copy !req
910. I'm sorry about Judy.
Copy !req
911. Yeah, me too.
Copy !req
912. But she'll make a great chapter
in your next book.
Copy !req
913. And don't even get me started
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914. on Ghostface's
signature new weapon.
Copy !req
915. That shit is lit.
Copy !req
916. And can we talk
about the title? Stab?
Copy !req
917. What, just like the original?
Copy !req
918. Just call it Stab 8.
Copy !req
919. It's fucking Stab 8.
You're not fooling anyone.
Copy !req
920. It's such bullshit.
Copy !req
921. Where have you been?
Are you okay?
Copy !req
922. Yeah, I'm fine.
Copy !req
923. Mindy girl wasn't kidding.
Copy !req
924. Stab 8 is not like the others.
Copy !req
925. I mean, no connection
to the other movies.
Copy !req
926. - No legacy characters at all.
- Richie.
Copy !req
927. If you ask me, this franchise goes
off the rails with number five.
Copy !req
928. Richie, listen to me.
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929. He killed two more people.
Copy !req
930. Wes and his mother.
Copy !req
931. He killed the sheriff?
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932. You can do that?
Copy !req
933. I mean, are you okay?
Where are you?
Copy !req
934. - I'll call you right back.
- No, Sam...
Copy !req
935. Who's at the hospital?
Copy !req
936. Who's watching my sister?
Copy !req
937. I just heard about the sheriff.
Copy !req
938. They needed me here!
Copy !req
939. - Where are you going?
- My sister's in trouble!
Copy !req
940. Where Judy Hicks
has just been brutally murdered.
Copy !req
941. What are you waiting for?
Copy !req
942. Drive!
Copy !req
943. Come on. Let's go!
Copy !req
944. - Are the doors locked?
- Yeah, we should check.
Copy !req
945. Joey and Pacey, check the front door.
Jen and Cliff, get flashlights...
Copy !req
946. - Hey! Where you going?
- Hello?
Copy !req
947. You stay there.
Copy !req
948. No, I'm coming with you.
Copy !req
949. Okay.
Copy !req
950. He's got you.
Copy !req
951. Hello?
Copy !req
952. No, I'm not.
Copy !req
953. Please. Quit tripping out.
Copy !req
954. This is just Dawson
up to his old tired tricks.
Copy !req
955. There's no psychopath
in this house.
Copy !req
956. Yes, there is.
And you brought her.
Copy !req
957. Fuck this.
Copy !req
958. Fuck!
Copy !req
959. Goddamn it!
Copy !req
960. Should you really be making
a phone call right now?
Copy !req
961. Please, please.
Copy !req
962. Stop!
Copy !req
963. You know we have to live
through this to help her, right?
Copy !req
964. Just hold on.
Copy !req
965. Holy shit.
Copy !req
966. Goddamn it!
Copy !req
967. Richie?
Copy !req
968. What are you doing here?
Copy !req
969. Sam called. She said that...
Copy !req
970. you were in trouble.
Copy !req
971. - Did you hit me with the phone?
- Look out!
Copy !req
972. Richie!
Copy !req
973. - Are you at the hospital?
- Hello, Samantha.
Copy !req
974. No.
Copy !req
975. Richie can't come
to the phone right now.
Copy !req
976. He's finding out
what happens to people
Copy !req
977. who stick their noses in business
that doesn't concern them.
Copy !req
978. Please don't hurt him.
Copy !req
979. I tell you what.
You can choose.
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980. I'll only kill one.
Copy !req
981. What? What? Tara!
Copy !req
982. Who do you want to hear die?
Copy !req
983. No, please. I'm begging you
Please don't hurt them.
Copy !req
984. Really?
You can't save your own sister?
Copy !req
985. All you have to do is say,
kill Richie.
Copy !req
986. No!
Copy !req
987. Tara! Don't touch her.
Copy !req
988. Please, please, please,
I'm begging you.
Copy !req
989. Or say, kill Tara,
Copy !req
990. and I'll make sure to hit all
the organs I missed last time.
Copy !req
991. - No!
- Fuck you!
Copy !req
992. I'm begging you.
Please don't hurt her.
Copy !req
993. Last chance to save one.
Copy !req
994. Choose!
Copy !req
995. Why are you doing this?
Copy !req
996. You want to know why, Sam?
Copy !req
997. Maybe it's because
you're a selfish bitch
Copy !req
998. who can't even make
a decision to save
Copy !req
999. the life of someone you love.
Copy !req
1000. Maybe you're too weak
for this franchise.
Copy !req
1001. Maybe you're right.
Copy !req
1002. Or maybe I'm just
stalling for time, fuckhead.
Copy !req
1003. - I'll get Richie.
- Tara!
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1004. Oh, my God!
Copy !req
1005. Come on, Richie.
Copy !req
1006. It's okay. I got you.
Copy !req
1007. It's gonna be all right.
Copy !req
1008. Get the elevator!
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1009. Not today.
Copy !req
1010. Richie.
Copy !req
1011. Let's get out of here.
Copy !req
1012. Come on, hurry up.
Copy !req
1013. - The head.
- What?
Copy !req
1014. You have to shoot 'em in the head,
or they always come back.
Copy !req
1015. Dewey!
Who gives a fuck?
Copy !req
1016. - I do.
- No! Dewey!
Copy !req
1017. Yes, today.
Copy !req
1018. It's an honor.
Copy !req
1019. No!
Copy !req
1020. No!
Copy !req
1021. I'm sorry.
Copy !req
1022. I didn't know him well, but...
Copy !req
1023. he helped me.
Copy !req
1024. That's what he did.
Copy !req
1025. He helped people.
Copy !req
1026. I should've stopped him.
Copy !req
1027. If you had,
my sister would be dead.
Copy !req
1028. Samantha, your sister's awake.
Copy !req
1029. Gale.
Copy !req
1030. Sidney.
Copy !req
1031. I came as soon as I heard.
Copy !req
1032. I'm so sorry.
Copy !req
1033. You shouldn't be here.
Copy !req
1034. You shouldn't be here either.
Copy !req
1035. - Mark and the kids are okay?
- Yeah, they're safe for now.
Copy !req
1036. I'm here to make sure of that.
Copy !req
1037. Come here.
Copy !req
1038. How you feeling?
Copy !req
1039. Every time I get attacked,
Copy !req
1040. they give me better painkillers.
Copy !req
1041. So there's that.
Copy !req
1042. I'm sorry.
Copy !req
1043. For what?
You saved my life.
Copy !req
1044. For not telling you sooner.
Copy !req
1045. For being the reason Dad left.
Copy !req
1046. You're not the reason Dad left.
Copy !req
1047. You didn't choose where you
came from. Or who you came from.
Copy !req
1048. I don't blame you for that.
Copy !req
1049. I blame you for leaving me too.
Copy !req
1050. That's never gonna happen again.
Copy !req
1051. I know.
Copy !req
1052. But why didn't you
come to me back then?
Copy !req
1053. I could've helped.
Copy !req
1054. Because...
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1055. I was scared.
Copy !req
1056. Of what?
Copy !req
1057. I was scared that I would
turn out just like him.
Copy !req
1058. So I ran.
Copy !req
1059. To protect you.
Copy !req
1060. From me.
Copy !req
1061. Sam...
Copy !req
1062. You could never be like him.
Copy !req
1063. - You're so high right now.
- I'm so high right now.
Copy !req
1064. I'm not even gonna lie.
Copy !req
1065. I love you.
Copy !req
1066. I love you too.
Copy !req
1067. So what do we do now?
Copy !req
1068. What nobody ever does
in these situations.
Copy !req
1069. We're gonna get the fuck
out of Woodsboro.
Copy !req
1070. - That's her?
- Yeah.
Copy !req
1071. Samantha?
Copy !req
1072. It's Sam.
Copy !req
1073. - I'm...
- I know who you are.
Copy !req
1074. I hope you're okay.
Copy !req
1075. - Listen, I'm sorry...
- You're Billy's daughter.
Copy !req
1076. We'll bring the car around.
Copy !req
1077. Yeah. I'm his daughter.
Copy !req
1078. I'm sorry if
that's weird for you.
Copy !req
1079. No, no, it's...
Copy !req
1080. I've been through this.
A lot.
Copy !req
1081. You want to talk?
Copy !req
1082. I appreciate it.
Copy !req
1083. And I'm...
Copy !req
1084. I'm really sorry about Dewey.
Copy !req
1085. But I'm taking my sister away
from all this.
Copy !req
1086. I tried running too.
Copy !req
1087. It doesn't work, it always follows.
Copy !req
1088. All due respect,
that's your life, not mine.
Copy !req
1089. - I'm not so sure about that.
- What do you want from me, lady?
Copy !req
1090. Hey! Watch your tone, new girl.
Copy !req
1091. You know how they always say
it goes back to the original?
Copy !req
1092. Here's the original.
Copy !req
1093. I want your help.
Copy !req
1094. Because you're wrong,
this is your life now.
Copy !req
1095. Which means whoever this is
will keep coming for you.
Copy !req
1096. - So?
- So I want you to help us kill him.
Copy !req
1097. You want me to help you and the host
of a morning show commit murder?
Copy !req
1098. - Correct.
- Yeah.
Copy !req
1099. And I'm what in this scenario?
Copy !req
1100. The bait?
He helpless victim?
Copy !req
1101. - If the shoe fits...
- You're not helpless, Sam.
Copy !req
1102. He killed your friend,
he killed ours.
Copy !req
1103. And I have kids, which means
I won't sleep until he's in the ground.
Copy !req
1104. Look, I'm sorry about what
this has done to your lives.
Copy !req
1105. But no matter what you
or the killer or anyone says,
Copy !req
1106. this isn't my story.
Copy !req
1107. All right!
Copy !req
1108. Let's get the fuck out
of town, huh?
Copy !req
1109. Sorry.
That's my boyfriend, Richie.
Copy !req
1110. Nice to meet... We met.
Copy !req
1111. Sam, please get in the car so we
never have to see these people again.
Copy !req
1112. - Sam...
- No. We're leaving.
Copy !req
1113. That's the only way
I can protect Tara.
Copy !req
1114. Okay, good luck.
Copy !req
1115. You too.
Copy !req
1116. Well, that went fucking horribly.
Copy !req
1117. Don't worry, I have a plan.
She seems really tough.
Copy !req
1118. Honestly, Sid, who gives a shit?
Copy !req
1119. You said it yourself,
he's gonna go after her.
Copy !req
1120. I put a tracker on her car.
Copy !req
1121. You did what?
Copy !req
1122. It seemed like something
Gale Weathers would do.
Copy !req
1123. Take that as a compliment.
Copy !req
1124. I left a message for Mom.
I told her where we're going.
Copy !req
1125. You good back there?
Copy !req
1126. Fuck, where is it?
Copy !req
1127. Where's what?
Copy !req
1128. My inhaler.
I usually keep an extra one.
Copy !req
1129. Should we go back?
Copy !req
1130. Okay.
Copy !req
1131. I vote for not going back
to the murder hospital.
Copy !req
1132. - You want to stop at a pharmacy?
- I'd need a prescription.
Copy !req
1133. But I left an extra one at Amber's.
Her house is on the way.
Copy !req
1134. No... no, no, no.
Copy !req
1135. I'd be in and out.
Copy !req
1136. Could you hold out till Modesto?
Copy !req
1137. - I don't think so.
- Okay, what's the address?
Copy !req
1138. 123 No Fucking Way Lane.
Copy !req
1139. Richie, she needs it.
Copy !req
1140. And I need to keep all the blood
inside my body. So do you.
Copy !req
1141. Richie, please.
Copy !req
1142. It's okay.
Copy !req
1143. Okay, yeah. Fuck.
What's the goddamn address?
Copy !req
1144. Hey, thanks for coming.
Copy !req
1145. Keep pouring, Wheeler.
Copy !req
1146. Thank you.
Copy !req
1147. Hey.
Copy !req
1148. To Wes!
Copy !req
1149. To Wes!
Copy !req
1150. Beautiful son of a bitch.
Copy !req
1151. We love you, buddy!
Copy !req
1152. Shots, really?
This is supposed to be a memorial.
Copy !req
1153. Well, this is how I mourn
Copy !req
1154. and distract myself from
the looming specter of Death.
Copy !req
1155. Hey, we're low on beer.
Copy !req
1156. There's more in the basement.
I'll go get some.
Copy !req
1157. What the fuck, Mindy?
Jesus!
Copy !req
1158. That was a test.
And you failed.
Copy !req
1159. Never go off on your own
with a masked killer around.
Copy !req
1160. You're the one that said
we needed more beer.
Copy !req
1161. And you should have asked me
to come with you.
Copy !req
1162. You know what else
you shouldn't do
Copy !req
1163. when there's
a masked killer around?
Copy !req
1164. What?
Copy !req
1165. Follow someone into a dark,
creepy basement alone.
Copy !req
1166. I mean...
Copy !req
1167. How do you know
I'm not the killer?
Copy !req
1168. Because I am.
Copy !req
1169. I'm not, actually.
Copy !req
1170. But let that be a lesson.
Copy !req
1171. Don't trust anyone.
Copy !req
1172. Then how can I trust you when
you say you're not the killer?
Copy !req
1173. Exactly.
Copy !req
1174. You're learning.
Copy !req
1175. Now let's go back upstairs.
Copy !req
1176. You first.
Copy !req
1177. Very good.
Copy !req
1178. I think... I'm ready.
Copy !req
1179. I mean,
I think we should.
Copy !req
1180. Like now.
You want to go upstairs?
Copy !req
1181. Like... Like upstairs?
Copy !req
1182. Right now.
Copy !req
1183. Don't take this the wrong way,
Copy !req
1184. but I think I have
to pass on that.
Copy !req
1185. What?
Copy !req
1186. Why?
Copy !req
1187. You know, I'm not like entirely
sure that you're not the...
Copy !req
1188. killer.
Copy !req
1189. Don't take this
the wrong way?
Copy !req
1190. No, no, look. I'm almost 100% certain
that you are not, but...
Copy !req
1191. the safest option
is to be down here
Copy !req
1192. with all the people...
Copy !req
1193. Fuck you.
Copy !req
1194. And the potential witnesses.
Copy !req
1195. That is a completely valid
emotional response to have.
Copy !req
1196. - That too.
- Fucking asshole.
Copy !req
1197. Good job.
Copy !req
1198. Fuck you, Mindy.
Copy !req
1199. If I hadn't have written that book
about your mother,
Copy !req
1200. - none of this would've happened.
- Gale.
Copy !req
1201. - I started all of this.
- No, you didn't.
Copy !req
1202. Billy Loomis started this,
and we're gonna end it.
Copy !req
1203. After tonight, no more books,
Copy !req
1204. no more movies,
no more fucking Ghostface.
Copy !req
1205. Don't you know the rules?
Copy !req
1206. What rules?
Copy !req
1207. There are specific rules
Copy !req
1208. that one must abide by to
successfully survive a horror movie.
Copy !req
1209. - For instance...
- Okay.
Copy !req
1210. Number one.
Copy !req
1211. - You can never have sex.
- Don't do it. Don't go outside after her.
Copy !req
1212. She's not texting me back.
Copy !req
1213. Because she's probably dead.
Copy !req
1214. Jesus, Mindy.
Copy !req
1215. That's my girlfriend,
and I love her.
Copy !req
1216. Was your girlfriend.
Copy !req
1217. You're just gonna sit and watch a movie
about our uncle getting stabbed?
Copy !req
1218. It calms me down, okay?
Copy !req
1219. I'm also gonna
smoke some weed
Copy !req
1220. and possibly hook up
with Frances.
Copy !req
1221. Have fun.
Copy !req
1222. Oh, my God, at least
take some sort of weapon.
Copy !req
1223. Here you go.
Copy !req
1224. All right.
Copy !req
1225. What?
Copy !req
1226. Liv?
Copy !req
1227. Liv?
Copy !req
1228. All right.
Okay, yeah, no.
Copy !req
1229. Shit!
Copy !req
1230. Fuck!
Copy !req
1231. Please, please, please.
Copy !req
1232. Stop! Wait!
Copy !req
1233. Oh, perfect.
She's having a party.
Copy !req
1234. Who has a party in
the middle of a killing spree?
Copy !req
1235. - Look, I'm aborting the plan.
- No, we're already here.
Copy !req
1236. I'll go in quickly and get it.
I'll be back in five.
Copy !req
1237. I'm coming too.
Copy !req
1238. If you think I'm waiting out here
just to get murdered,
Copy !req
1239. you're out of your mind.
Copy !req
1240. Tara!
Copy !req
1241. What are you doing
out of the hospital?
Copy !req
1242. Should you even be up
and around?
Copy !req
1243. I need my spare inhaler.
Copy !req
1244. Why? Where are you going?
Copy !req
1245. It's fine. Don't tell me.
I get it. Just be safe, okay?
Copy !req
1246. I think it's in my room.
Copy !req
1247. All right, everyone!
Copy !req
1248. Thanks for coming,
but the party's over!
Copy !req
1249. Why?
Copy !req
1250. - Time to go!
- Why?
Copy !req
1251. But it's so early!
Copy !req
1252. Let's go.
Copy !req
1253. Hey, hey, hey! Hello!
Copy !req
1254. Can we cut the music, please?
Copy !req
1255. Hi... Gen Z.
How are you?
Copy !req
1256. Both Sam and Tara here
have been attacked by the killer twice.
Copy !req
1257. And now they're here, which makes
this place a huge murder target, so...
Copy !req
1258. if I were you,
I would probably leave.
Copy !req
1259. Okay, I tried to be nice.
Get the fuck out!
Copy !req
1260. Please get the fuck out.
Copy !req
1261. - Sincerely, get the fuck out.
- Buzzkill!
Copy !req
1262. Thank you. Thank you all.
Copy !req
1263. I'm saving your life.
I promise.
Copy !req
1264. Thanks, teens.
Copy !req
1265. Thank you so much.
Copy !req
1266. Great. Thank you
for leaving the cup.
Copy !req
1267. Thank you.
Copy !req
1268. Saving your life.
Copy !req
1269. I'm saving your life.
Copy !req
1270. Saving your life, thank you.
Copy !req
1271. And number three.
Copy !req
1272. Never, ever, ever,
under any circumstances,
Copy !req
1273. say, I'll be right back.
Copy !req
1274. 'Cause you won't be back.
Copy !req
1275. Hey, somebody's goofy-ass dad's
kicking us out.
Copy !req
1276. Goddamn it.
Copy !req
1277. Thank you.
Copy !req
1278. Thanks, guys,
have a good night.
Copy !req
1279. - You have my number.
- Bye.
Copy !req
1280. Bye.
Copy !req
1281. Hi...
Copy !req
1282. Is there any beer left?
There's none in the kitchen.
Copy !req
1283. Yes, Richie.
There's beer in the basement.
Copy !req
1284. Right behind you.
Basement.
Copy !req
1285. Yeah.
Copy !req
1286. Do you want
to come with me?
Copy !req
1287. No.
Copy !req
1288. But you were right to ask.
Copy !req
1289. Yeah...
Copy !req
1290. Okay, I'll be right back.
Copy !req
1291. - Yeah. Yeah.
- Okay.
Copy !req
1292. Well, he's dead.
Copy !req
1293. The goddamn fucking Uber
canceled on me!
Copy !req
1294. Great.
Copy !req
1295. Now I can't have sex,
Copy !req
1296. and I can't get a ride home.
Copy !req
1297. Could this night
get any shittier?
Copy !req
1298. Liv, where's my brother?
Copy !req
1299. What? I don't know, Mindy.
Copy !req
1300. Probably off accusing everyone
of being the killer!
Copy !req
1301. He actually went looking
for you.
Copy !req
1302. I didn't see him.
Okay?
Copy !req
1303. Why are you looking at me
like that?
Copy !req
1304. Just revising my suspect list.
Copy !req
1305. Fuck this!
Copy !req
1306. Are you afraid of me, Mindy?
Copy !req
1307. You think I did something
to your brother?
Copy !req
1308. You think I'm gonna...
cut you up?
Copy !req
1309. A little bit now... yeah.
Copy !req
1310. I thought you said I was
too boring to be the killer.
Copy !req
1311. Maybe that's the twist.
Copy !req
1312. What do you think, huh?
Copy !req
1313. You're the expert.
Copy !req
1314. You know what eventually happens
to the expert?
Copy !req
1315. What?
Copy !req
1316. Enjoy your stupid movie.
Copy !req
1317. Fucking psycho.
Copy !req
1318. They stopped.
Copy !req
1319. - Gas station?
- No. I...
Copy !req
1320. - Oh, shit.
- What?
Copy !req
1321. Oh, shit.
How far are we?
Copy !req
1322. Too far.
Copy !req
1323. Damn it.
Copy !req
1324. Tara, we're leaving!
Copy !req
1325. Hello.
Copy !req
1326. You need to get out
of that house right now.
Copy !req
1327. How do you know where I am?
Copy !req
1328. You're in Stu Macher's house,
Copy !req
1329. where your dad and Stu
killed everyone.
Copy !req
1330. Someone planned to get you there.
Copy !req
1331. You need to get
the fuck out, Sam!
Copy !req
1332. No, Jamie. Watch out.
Copy !req
1333. Watch out, Jamie.
Copy !req
1334. You know he's around.
Copy !req
1335. - What?
- There he is.
Copy !req
1336. Come on, man, turn around!
Turn around! Dude!
Copy !req
1337. I told you.
Copy !req
1338. I told you, he's around the corner.
Jamie.
Copy !req
1339. - Look behind you.
- No, Randy, look behind you.
Copy !req
1340. - Come on, man, turn around!
- Behind you.
Copy !req
1341. - Dude, what are you doing?
- Turn around!
Copy !req
1342. - You can do it!
- Behind you.
Copy !req
1343. These are your rules!
Own that shit.
Copy !req
1344. Behind you! Turn around.
Copy !req
1345. Look behind...
Copy !req
1346. Oh, shit!
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1347. - Mindy.
- That's a lot of blood, Sam.
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1348. No, Mindy, stay with me.
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1349. - What did you do to her?
- Nothing.
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1350. No, I didn't do anything.
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1351. - The killer, he...
- Is she okay?
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1352. What the fuck?
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1353. Richie, where the fuck were you?
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1354. I went into the basement
to get beer.
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1355. You went to the basement alone?
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1356. I asked her to come with me!
She said no!
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1357. Fuck!
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1358. Stay the fuck back.
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1359. Jesus Christ!
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1360. I was with Tara, but the rest of you
were wandering around.
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1361. One of you is the fucking killer!
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1362. Fuck you, Amber.
Fuck you!
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1363. Why is there blood on your hands?
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1364. What?
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1365. I found Chad.
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1366. - I found Chad and he's...
- Chad?
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1367. - You're fucking lying.
- No.
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1368. - You're the killer.
- No, I'm not.
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1369. Liv, stop.
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1370. - Fuck you!
- Liv, just stop!
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1371. Fuck you, Amber.
I'm not the fucking killer!
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1372. I know.
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1373. Welcome to act three.
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1374. Run!
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1375. Holy shit!
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1376. - Sam, come on!
- No...
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1377. Run! Go, go, go! Go!
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1378. Oh, my God.
Holy shit!
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1379. - Oh, my God... Tara!
- Wait, no, Sam.
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1380. - She has a gun.
- Richie.
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1381. There are always two killers.
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1382. Sam, please put the knife down.
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1383. Look, I think...
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1384. - I think the other killer might be Tara.
- What?
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1385. She's the one that brought us here
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1386. and you two have been
estranged for years.
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1387. I mean...
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1388. How well do you
really know her?
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1389. Better than I know you.
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1390. Sam, wait, whoa. Sam!
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1391. Sounds about right.
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1392. You ready?
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1393. For this? Never.
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1394. Here we go.
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1395. Help me, help me!
He stabbed me!
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1396. - What do you think?
- Trap.
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1397. Fuck it.
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1398. Gale! Gale!
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1399. Wait. Let me see.
Let me see.
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1400. You got to go to the hospital.
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1401. No.
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1402. You said we were
gonna finish this.
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1403. Go finish it, Sidney.
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1404. Gale.
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1405. For Dewey.
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1406. Anyone hiding, killer or not.
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1407. You have five seconds
to show yourself!
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1408. Oh, Tara.
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1409. Oh, my God.
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1410. Sam.
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1411. Sam, please.
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1412. Hello, Sidney!
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1413. Hello there.
Where'd you go?
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1414. Oh, this isn't Amber.
I'm the other one.
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1415. There's two of you.
Again.
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1416. I've seen this movie before.
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1417. Not this movie, Sidney.
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1418. You really need
some new material.
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1419. I got you here, didn't I?
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1420. You might actually be
the most derivative one of all.
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1421. I mean, Christ,
the same house?
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1422. Maybe so.
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1423. But you forgot the first rule
of surviving a Stab movie.
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1424. - Never answer the...
- I'm bored.
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1425. Wait!
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1426. Put your hands up!
Show me your hands!
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1427. What are you doing in there?
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1428. Hiding from murderers.
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1429. I told you to come out!
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1430. I'm not gonna come out!
You're shooting everything!
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1431. Holy shit,
it's Ghostface!
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1432. Richie! Gun. Get the gun.
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1433. Yeah, kind of hard
since you shot me in the leg.
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1434. Fuck. Fuck.
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1435. - Yes! Yes!
- Shoot him!
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1436. Thank God you're okay.
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1437. 'Cause I really...
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1438. really wanted to be
the one to kill you.
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1439. Sit the fuck down, Prescott!
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1440. I can't believe this worked.
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1441. I know.
It's a bummer it's me.
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1442. But it really was
the best choice for the movie.
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1443. This isn't a fucking movie!
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1444. No. But it will be.
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1445. That's the point, right, Amber?
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1446. Right, hon!
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1447. Third Act bloodbath, check.
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1448. Killers revealed, check!
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1449. Time for the big finale!
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1450. Richie...
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1451. Okay. Okay.
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1452. Let's get 'em
into the kitchen.
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1453. Let's go, bitch!
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1454. Someone has to save
the franchise.
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1455. You see,
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1456. no one has made a great
Stab movie since the first one.
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1457. Not really.
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1458. Hey, baby, you want to go get
the very ex-Mrs. Riley?
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1459. Yeah, I do.
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1460. Hey, hey!
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1461. Sidney Prescott.
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1462. You know...
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1463. I'm a really big fan.
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1464. Go fuck yourself.
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1465. You see the last Stab movie?
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1466. Not really a fan
of scary movies.
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1467. That checks out.
Anyway, it sucked balls.
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1468. Because nobody takes
the true fans seriously.
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1469. Not really.
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1470. They just laugh at us, and why?
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1471. Because we love something?
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1472. We're just a fucking joke to them?
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1473. How can fandom be toxic?
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1474. It's about love!
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1475. They don't fucking understand
that these movies
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1476. are important to people.
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1477. - Richie...
- We're gonna help them!
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1478. Hollywood's totally
fucking out of ideas,
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1479. so we decided we'd give them some
new source material to follow.
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1480. You know,
bring it back to basics.
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1481. Because that's how you make
a great Stab movie, Sam.
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1482. Based on actual events.
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1483. - Gale.
- Sit the fuck down!
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1484. Back up.
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1485. Back up.
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1486. You did all this
just to make me the hero
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1487. of your fucked-up movie?
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1488. Sweetie, you're not the hero.
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1489. You're the villain.
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1490. The daughter of Billy Loomis
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1491. who sees fucked-up visions
of her dead dad?
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1492. Sidney Prescott
killed your father.
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1493. You...
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1494. did all this just to get her
back to Woodsboro.
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1495. You know what
the biggest problem
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1496. with the Stab movies is?
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1497. There's no Michael Myers
or Jason Voorhees.
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1498. No bad guy to keep coming back.
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1499. But the illegitimate daughter
of the original mastermind?
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1500. Now that's a fucking villain.
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1501. - How did you know?
- About your father?
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1502. It's a small town,
and your mom's a drunk!
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1503. I met Richie on the Stab subreddit.
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1504. I've been obsessed ever since
my parents bought this house.
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1505. We realized pretty quickly
we had similar ideas.
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1506. Wasn't that hard for me
to find you in Modesto.
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1507. It wasn't that hard for me
to fuck you either.
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1508. But I guess being a sexually
available woman
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1509. is supposed to be
empowering these days.
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1510. Fuck you!
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1511. Well, now you're just
quoting the original.
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1512. But it wouldn't work
with just you, Sam.
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1513. See, we had to bring the legacy
characters back to make it matter.
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1514. Can't have a bona fide Halloween
without Jamie Lee!
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1515. Nope!
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1516. Dewey had to die to make it real.
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1517. To show that this wasn't
just some bullshit,
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1518. cash-in,
run-of-the-mill sequel.
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1519. Because our movie
has fucking stakes!
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1520. 'Cause anyone can die
in a requel.
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1521. No!
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1522. Goddamn it.
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1523. No, hey!
Sit the fuck down.
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1524. I'm so sorry, Sid.
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1525. We can't let you live either.
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1526. I mean,
surviving this many times...
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1527. that would just be ridiculous.
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1528. This time the fans
are gonna be the ones who win.
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1529. That about cover it?
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1530. Nailed it, baby.
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1531. Get Tara out of the closet.
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1532. We got to start staging
the bodies!
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1533. Stay with me, Sid.
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1534. Stay with me.
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1535. You really should've listened
to Dewey.
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1536. He nailed it in one!
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1537. Dude, look at the love interest!
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1538. Are you fucking stupid?
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1539. I even had you convinced
it could be your sister.
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1540. She's not here.
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1541. What the fuck do you mean,
she's not here?
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1542. She's not here!
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1543. I untied her.
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1544. Guess you're not as persuasive
as you thought.
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1545. That's for you.
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1546. Yeah.
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1547. Like your gimpy little sister's
gonna make a difference.
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1548. She's our fucking pincushion
at this point.
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1549. Amber! Fan out.
She couldn't have gotten far.
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1550. I can't find her!
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1551. Amber?
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1552. Sam! Where you going?
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1553. Your big scene's coming up!
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1554. Fucking kill you!
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1555. The fucking hand sanitizer?
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1556. No, no, no, it's not my fault!
It's not my fault!
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1557. Let me guess,
the movies made you do it?
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1558. No, it was the message boards!
I was radicalized.
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1559. By movie fans?
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1560. Yes, they're so mad!
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1561. Please, it's not my fault
I'm just a dumb kid.
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1562. I wanted to be a part of something.
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1563. A part of something?
You killed my best friend!
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1564. Yeah, and he died like a pussy.
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1565. That's the thing
about slashers, Sam.
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1566. So many blood trails.
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1567. This one yours?
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1568. Only one way to find out!
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1569. I was the last thing Dewey saw
before he died too.
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1570. I can't believe
I get to do you both.
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1571. No last-minute saves this time.
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1572. Your story's over!
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1573. Time to pass the torch.
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1574. It's all yours, bitch!
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1575. - You want to do the honors?
- This one's yours.
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1576. No, stop, stop, stop!
I'm sorry about Dewey.
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1577. Fuck you.
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1578. Enjoy that torch.
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1579. Stop...
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1580. fucking up...
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1581. my ending!
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1582. Sam?
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1583. Sam!
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1584. Okay.
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1585. What are you gonna do now, huh?
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1586. Make a scary phone call to me?
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1587. Pop out of that closet
in a Ghostface mask?
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1588. No.
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1589. Because you're the villain!
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1590. And the villain dies at the end.
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1591. Those are the rules.
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1592. I'm introducing a new rule.
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1593. And what would that be?
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1594. Well?
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1595. Never fuck with
the daughter of a serial killer.
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1596. Wait!
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1597. What about... my ending?
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1598. Here it comes.
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1599. No!
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1600. Careful,
they always come back.
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1601. Okay, then.
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1602. I still prefer The Babadook.
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1603. Are you okay?
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1604. Are you good?
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1605. I'm so sorry.
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1606. Excuse me.
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1607. Excuse me, sir.
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1608. Hey.
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1609. Hey.
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1610. She's gonna be okay.
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1611. Can you take us to a different
hospital this time?
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1612. Of course.
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1613. You ready to go?
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1614. I'll be right back, yeah?
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1615. Your vitals look good.
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1616. You sit tight for a draft, okay?
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1617. Sidney. Gale.
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1618. Thank you both.
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1619. For everything.
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1620. Are you gonna be all right?
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1621. I'll survive.
I always do.
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1622. You were right...
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1623. about not running.
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1624. Sorry about that.
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1625. How are you doing?
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1626. Ask me in a few days.
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1627. But at least I know
what I'm gonna write about.
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1628. What's that?
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1629. Not this.
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1630. Those fuckers can die
in anonymity.
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1631. But maybe something about
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1632. a good man who used to be
the sheriff here once.
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1633. I'd like to read that story.
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1634. Can I ask you a weird question?
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1635. Yeah.
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1636. Am I gonna be okay?
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1637. Eventually.
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1638. - Hey.
- Wait. Sam, Sam!
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1639. Thank you.
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1640. Well, you're not going
anywhere without me.
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1641. Don't worry.
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1642. I'm gonna hold your hand
all the way there.
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1643. I can take care of her
and her sister.
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1644. She's all ready
for transportation.
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1645. 25 years ago,
almost to the day,
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1646. in this very house
a tragic story ended.
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1647. Tonight, a new chapter
came to a close.
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1648. Police do not have
a lot of information right now,
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1649. as they are still collecting evidence.
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1650. As you can see, this is
a very active crime scene.
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1651. An unknown number of fatalities,
several injuries,
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1652. some people being taken off by
ambulance right now as we speak.
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