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42. Maybe.
Do you have a boyfriend?
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43. - Mm... no.
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57. - Yes?
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58. - What do you want?
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77. You should never say, "Who's there?"
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82. - so I think you better just leave or else.
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94. How do you know his name?
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97. I wouldn't do that if I were you.
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99. - Guess.
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102. - I wanna play a game.
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103. - Then he dies right now!
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105. Which is it?
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108. You'll see what kind of game.
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110. Casey! No! No!
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111. No! Casey!
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114. If you get it right, Steve lives.
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115. Please don't do this.
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116. Come on. It'll be fun.
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118. - Please...
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121. - Name the killer in "Halloween."
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122. Come on!
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123. - He had a white mask; he stalked the baby-sitters.
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128. Michael...
Michael, Michael.
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131. - No!
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137. Jason! Jason, Jason!
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138. I'm sorry.
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139. No, it's not!
No, it's not.
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140. It was Jason.
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141. Afraid not.
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142. Listen, it was Jason!
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143. I saw that movie 20 goddamn times!
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144. Then you should know Jason's mother, Mrs. Voorhees, was the original killer.
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145. Jason didn't show up until the sequel.
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147. You tricked me.
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151. Hey, we're not finished yet.
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155. Answer the question, and I will.
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157. - What?
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158. The front door, the patio doors.
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159. If you answer correctly, you live.
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160. Very simple.
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161. Don't do this.
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162. I can't; I won't.
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163. Your call.
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164. Aah!
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174. Casey. Casey.
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175. Casey!
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179. Oh, my God. Casey, baby?
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180. - Casey?
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181. - Mom.
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188. - No. No, not my daughter.
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189. - Not my daughter.
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190. It's just me.
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203. My flight leaves first thing in the morning.
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204. Now, the expo runs all weekend, so I won't be back 'til Sunday.
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205. - There's cash on the table, and I'm staying at...
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- Oh, my God!
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297. - Sidney, how you feelin'?
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298. Hi, Sidney.
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300. Uh, that's Deputy Riley today, Sid.
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301. - How is everything?
- Good.
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304. We're gonna keep this very brief, Sidney.
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- Yeah, they did.
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319. They didn't ask me if I like to hunt.
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320. - 'Cause there's no way a girl could've killed 'em.
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"Basic Instinct."
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328. You take a knife, and you slit 'em from the groin to sternum.
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331. Yeah, for like two seconds.
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334. I did. He's full of shit.
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338. It would certainly improve your high school "Q."
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339. - Stu was with me last night, okay?
- Yeah, I was.
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341. Fuck you, nutcase.
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343. - Working, thank you.
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357. "Liver" alone!
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"Liver. Liver." It was a joke.
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359. See you, Sidney.
I'll talk to you tomorrow, Sid.
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361. No problem.
I'll pick you up after practice.
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378. - Hello?
- Practice ran late.
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380. It's past 7:00.
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381. Don't worry.
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386. - Whatever. Just hurry, okay?
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404. - It's insulting.
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- Right here.
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- Uh-huh.
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420. What am I doin'? Huh?
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424. If you hang up on me, you'll die just like your mother!
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You all right?
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He's in the house.
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He's gone.
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Wait, Sidney, wait!
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441. Wait, wait, wait, wait!
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443. Sidney!
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454. Billy Loomis.
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455. Sheriff, Sheriff, call these guys off.
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456. I didn't do it.
Sheriff, wait.
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457. Wait, listen.
Call my dad.
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458. Please, call him.
He'll tell you. Call him.
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459. Sidney! Sidney!
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460. - How's she doing?
- Sid's tougher than she looks.
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461. She'd have to be, all the shit she's been through.
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462. - Sid!
- Well, we're seein' a lot of you today.
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463. You gonna be able to come down to the
station and answer a few questions, Sid?
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464. Oh, shit!
Sidney!
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465. God, Sid, I'm so sorry I was late.
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466. Are you all right?
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467. Tatum, you can't be here.
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468. This is an official crime scene.
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469. - It's okay.
- Her dad's out of town.
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470. She's staying with us.
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471. Does Mom know?
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472. - Yes, doofus.
- Let's get you out of here.
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473. - She'll be okay.
- Thanks.
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474. Oh, you won't believe this.
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475. Creepy, huh?
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476. - I'll be damned.
- What?
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477. Jesus! The camera, hurry!
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478. My name isn't Jesus.
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479. Sidney, is that you in there?
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480. Excuse me.
Is that Sidney Prescott they took away?
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481. I'm not talking to you.
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482. What happened to her?
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483. None of your damned business.
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484. I heard something about a costume.
Is that true?
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485. Can you tell me anything?
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486. Yeah, you're a real pain in the ass.
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487. Leave Sid alone.
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488. Where's she goin'?
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489. - Look. Kenny?
- Yeah?
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490. I know that you're about 50 pounds overweight...
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491. but when I say "hurry,"
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492. please interpret that as "move your fat, tub-of-lard ass now!"
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493. Did you find him?
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494. You sure it was the Hilton?
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495. At the airport.
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496. He's not registered there.
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497. Could he have stayed somewhere else?
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498. I don't know.
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499. I guess.
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500. Don't worry, Sid.
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501. We'll find him.
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502. Dewey, they got that mask in.
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503. I'll be right back.
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504. Let me ask you this.
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505. What're you doin' with a cellular telephone, son?
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506. Everybody's got one, Sheriff.
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507. I didn't make those calls, I swear.
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508. Check the phone bill, for Christ's sake.
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509. Call Vital Phone Comp.
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510. They got the records of every number dialled.
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511. Thanks, Hank.
We're on top of it.
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512. What were you doing over at Sidney's house tonight?
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513. I wanted to see her, that's all.
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514. And last night?
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515. Sidney said you crawled through her window last night too.
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516. You went out last night?
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517. I was watching TV.
I got bored.
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518. I decided to go for a ride.
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519. Did you happen to ride by Casey Becker's house?
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520. No, I didn't.
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521. Sheriff, I didn't kill anybody!
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522. We're gonna have to hold you, son, 'til we get those phone records.
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523. That's crazy.
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524. You know that?
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525. I didn't do it.
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526. Camera Two? Okay.
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527. Are there anymore doughnuts in there?
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528. Move it, Kenny.
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529. They're not lettin' anybody in.
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530. - I'm not just anyone.
- Bitch goddess.
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531. - Kenny, are we on?
- Yeah, go.
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532. Hi, Gale Weathers reporting live from Woodsboro police station...
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533. where we hope to get a glimpse of Sidney Prescott.
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534. - Hey, watch it, lady.
- Hey, watch the hand!
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535. Do you know who you're dealing with?
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536. Tell 'em.
Come on, Dad. Tell 'em!
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537. - He's waiting for the lawyer, Billy.
- Sidney!
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538. Sidney, come on.
You know me.
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539. Sidney, look at me!
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540. Come on!
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541. Sid, we're gonna get you out of here, okay?
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542. Are you okay?
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543. They sell this costume at every five-and-dime in the state.
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544. There's no way to track the purchase.
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545. What about that cellular phone bill?
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546. We're pulling Loomis's account.
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547. We won't know anything until the morning.
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548. Oh, come on!
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549. - You think he did it?
- Twenty years ago, I would've said, "Not a chance."
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550. But these kids today...
damned if I know.
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551. Hey, Dewey, can we go now?
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552. Hold on a second.
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553. Goddamn it, Dewey!
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554. What did Mama tell you?
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555. When I wear this badge, you treat me like a man of the law!
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556. I'm sorry, Deputy Dewey-boy, but we're ready to go.
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557. - Now, okay?
- Whoa.
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558. Take 'em out the back way.
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559. Avoid that circus out there.
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560. - Come on.
- Don't touch me!
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561. He's my superior.
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562. Janitors are your superior.
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563. Let's get back to work!
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564. - Isn't there a back way out of this building?
- Yeah.
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565. Down that alley, I think.
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566. You guys just stay here.
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567. I'm gonna get the car.
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568. Don't move.
Don't make a sound.
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569. There she is. Sidney!
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570. Hi, that's some night.
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571. What happened?
Are you all right?
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572. She's not answering any questions.
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573. Just leave us alone.
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574. No, Tatum, it's okay.
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575. She's just doin' her job, right, Gale?
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576. Yes, that's right.
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577. So, how's the book?
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578. Well, it'll be out later this year.
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579. Oh, I'll look for it.
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580. I'll send you a copy.
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581. Jeez.
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582. - Nice shot.
- Bitch.
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583. No, I mean, camera shot.
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584. Where'd you learn to punch like that?
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585. God, I loved it.
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586. "I'll send you a copy."
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587. Bam! Bitch went down.
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588. "I'll send you a copy." Bam!
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589. Sid... Superbitch!
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590. You are so cool.
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591. Thought you might want some ice for that right hook.
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592. Thanks.
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593. I'll be right next door.
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594. Try to get some sleep.
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595. Yeah, yeah.
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596. Do you really think Billy did it?
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597. He was there, Tatum.
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598. He was destined to have a flaw.
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599. I knew he was too perfect.
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600. Telephone, honey.
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601. - Who is it?
- It's for Sid.
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602. My dad?
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603. - I don't think so.
- Take a message.
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604. No, um, I'll get it.
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605. How's she doin'?
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606. Hello.
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607. Hello, Sidney.
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608. No!
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609. Poor Billy-boyfriend.
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610. An innocent guy doesn't stand a chance with you.
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611. Leave me alone!
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612. Looks like you fingered the wrong guy... again.
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613. - Who are you?
- Dewey! - Hang up, Sid.
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614. Don't worry.
You'll find out soon enough.
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615. I promise.
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616. What?
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617. - What?
- What?
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618. Hello?
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619. Sidney Prescott, who escaped a vicious attack last night...
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620. is the daughter of Maureen Prescott...
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621. who was brutally killed last year...
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622. when convicted murderer Cotton Weary broke into their home...
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623. and savagely raped and tortured the deceased.
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624. Cotton Weary is currently awaiting appeal for the death sentence...
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625. handed down after the young Sidney testified against him.
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626. She was the key witness in the state's case against the...
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627. It's never gonna stop, is it?
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628. Billy was released.
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629. His cellular bill was clean.
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630. He didn't make those calls.
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631. We're checkin' every cellular account in the county.
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632. Any calls made to you or Casey Becker are being cross-referenced.
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633. It's gonna take some time, but we'll find him.
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634. Okay?
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635. Don't worry, Sid, it's school.
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636. You'll be safe here.
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637. So how does it feel to be almost brutally butchered?
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638. - Hey, leave her alone!
- People wanna know.
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639. They have a right to know.
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640. - Leave her alone.
- How does it feel?
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641. She just wants to get an education.
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642. Turn that thing off.
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643. What?
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644. Just a sec.
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645. Stop right there.
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646. I'm not here to fight.
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647. I just need to talk.
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648. Kenny, camera, now!
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649. Off the record.
No camera.
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650. Forget it.
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651. Please?
You owe me.
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652. I owe you shit!
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653. You owe my mother!
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654. Your mother's murder was last year's hottest court case.
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655. Somebody was gonna write about it.
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656. And it had to be you with all your lies and bullshit theories.
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657. What is your problem?
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658. You got what you wanted.
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659. Cotton Weary's in jail.
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660. They're gonna gas him.
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661. A book is not gonna change that.
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662. Do you still think he's innocent?
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663. Your testimony put him away.
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664. It doesn't really matter what I think.
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665. During the trial, you did all those stories about me.
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666. You called me a liar.
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667. I think you falsely identified him, yes.
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668. - Have you talked to Cotton?
- Many times.
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669. And has his story changed?
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670. Not one word.
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671. He admits to having sex with your mother, but that's all.
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672. He's lying.
She never would've touched him.
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673. He raped her, and then he...
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674. He butchered her.
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675. Her blood was all over his coat.
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676. He was drunk that night.
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677. He left his coat at your house after your mother seduced him.
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678. I saw him leave wearing it.
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679. No, you saw someone leave wearing that coat.
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680. The same someone who planted it in Cotton's car, framing him.
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681. No. Cotton murdered my mother.
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682. You're not so sure anymore, are you?
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683. Nice welt, sweetie.
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684. Let's go, Sid.
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685. The killer's still on the loose, isn't he?
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686. - Come on, Sid.
- Those murders are related.
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687. I'm sorry I mangled your face.
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688. - Sidney, don't go!
- Just stop, all right?
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689. Jesus Christ!
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690. An innocent man on death row.
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691. A killer still on the loose.
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692. Kenny, tell me I'm dreaming.
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693. You wanna go live?
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694. Not so fast. We don't have anything concrete.
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695. You can't just sit on it.
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696. I know!
That's why we need proof.
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697. If I'm right about this, I could save a man's life.
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698. Do you know what that could do for my book sales?
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699. This is a mistake.
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700. I shouldn't be here.
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701. I want you to meet me right here after class, okay, Sid?
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702. All right.
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703. Hey, I haven't seen Billy around.
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704. Is he really pissed?
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705. Oh, you mean after you branded him the Candyman?
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706. - No, his heart's broken. Ow!
- Stu!
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707. Why are they doing this?
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708. Are you kidding me?
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709. Look at this place.
It's like Christmas.
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710. - Stupidity leak.
- Ow. Easy.
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711. Sidney!
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712. - Ow!
- Jesus, shit!
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713. It's just me.
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714. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
You still think it's me.
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715. No. No, I-I don't.
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716. It's just...
somebody was there.
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717. Billy, someone tried to kill me.
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718. I know, I know.
The cops said I scared him away.
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719. It wasn't me, Sid.
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720. I know.
He called me again last night at Tatum's house.
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721. You see?
It couldn't have been me.
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722. I was in jail.
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723. Remember?
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724. I'm so... sorry.
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725. Please understand.
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726. Understand what?
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727. That I have a girlfriend who would rather accuse me...
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728. of being a psychopathic killer than touch me?
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729. You know that's not true.
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730. - Then what is it?
- What... is it?
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731. Billy, I was attacked and nearly filleted last night!
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732. I mean between us.
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733. You haven't been the same since...
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734. Since your mother died.
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735. Is your brain leaking?
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736. My mom was killed.
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737. I can't believe you're bringing this up!
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738. It's been a year.
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739. Tomorrow!
One year tomorrow.
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740. I think it's time you got over that.
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741. When my mom left my dad, I accepted it.
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742. That's the way it is.
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743. She's not coming back.
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744. Your parents split up.
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745. This is not the same thing.
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746. Your mom left town.
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747. She's not lying in a coffin somewhere.
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748. Okay, okay, I'm sorry.
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749. It's a bad analogy.
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750. It's just that...
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751. I want my girlfriend back.
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752. Sid!
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753. Billy, I am sorry if my traumatised life...
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754. is an inconvenience to you and your perfect existence.
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755. What? Wh...
Nobody said that. Sid!
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756. Stupid.
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757. You make me so sick!
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758. Your entire havoc-inducing, thieving, whoring generation disgusts me!
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759. So, two of your fellow students...
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760. just savagely murdered...
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761. and this is the way you show your compassion and sensitivity, huh?
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762. Let me tell you something.
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763. You're both expelled! Get out!
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764. Come on, Mr. Himbry!
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765. It was just a joke.
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766. That's not fair!
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767. You're absolutely right.
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768. It is not fair.
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769. Fairness would be to rip your insides out...
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770. hang you from a tree so we can expose you...
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771. for the heartless, desensitised little shits that you are.
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772. She was never attacked.
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773. I think she made it all up.
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774. - Why would she lie about it?
- For attention!
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775. The girl has some serious issues.
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776. What if she did it?
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777. What if Sidney killed Casey and Steve?
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778. Why would she do that?
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779. Maybe she had the hots for Steve and killed them both in a jealous rage.
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780. What would Sidney want with Steve?
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781. She has her own bubble-butt boyfriend.
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782. Maybe she's a slut just like her mother.
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783. - You're evil.
- Please, it's a common fact.
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784. - Her mother was a tramp.
- Cut some slack.
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785. She watched her mom get butchered.
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786. And it fucked her up royally.
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787. Think about it.
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788. Her mother's death leaves her disturbed and hostile.
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789. In a cruel and inhumane world, she's delusional.
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790. Where is God?
Etcetera.
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791. Completely suicidal.
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792. One day she snaps.
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793. She wants to kill herself...
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794. but she realises that teen suicide is out this year...
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795. and homicide is a much healthier, therapeutic expression.
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796. - Where do you get this shit?
- Ricki Lake.
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797. You are pathetic.
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798. Pathetic.
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799. Sidney.
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800. Is someone there?
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801. In what appears to be a prank...
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802. several students were seen wearing scary masks.
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803. School officials have yet to comment...
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804. but this is known to be the same costume worn by the killer.
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805. Seventeen-year-old Casey Becker and her boyfriend
Steven Orth have already lost their lives.
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806. Who's next?
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807. You can literally feel the fear on this campus.
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808. Hi! Gale Weathers, field correspondent, "Top Story."
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809. I know who you are, Miss Weathers.
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810. - How's the eye?
- It's productive.
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811. Is there a problem on campus?
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812. No, everything's under control.
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813. Of course. You're here.
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814. You're not supposed to be here.
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815. I know. I should be in New York covering the Sharon Stone stalker...
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816. but who knew?
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817. You look awfully young to be a police officer.
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818. I'm 25 years old.
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819. You know, in a demographic study...
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820. I proved to be most popular amongst males 11 to 24.
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821. Guess I just missed you.
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822. Of course, you don't look a day over 12.
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823. Except in that upper torso area.
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824. - Does the force require you to work out?
- No, ma'am.
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825. 'Cause of my boyish good looks...
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826. muscle mass has increased my acceptance as a serious police officer.
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827. I need your attention now, kids.
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828. Due to the recent events that have occurred...
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829. effective immediately, all classes are suspended until further notice.
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830. The Woodsboro police department has issued a citywide curfew...
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831. beginning at 9:00 tonight.
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832. Looks like we've got a serial killer on our hands.
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833. Serial killer's not really accurate.
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834. Gotta knock off a couple more to get that title.
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835. Well, we can hope, can't we?
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836. I mean, we certainly don't have any leads.
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837. - Have you located Sidney's father yet?
- No, not yet.
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838. He's not a suspect, is he?
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839. We haven't ruled him out as a...
possibility.
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840. If you'll excuse me.
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841. I'm sorry. Am I keeping you?
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842. If I may say so,
Miss Weathers...
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843. you are much prettier in person.
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844. So you do watch the show.
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845. I'm 25.
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846. I was 24 for a whole year.
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847. Please, call me Gale!
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848. It was just some sick fuck having a laugh, Sidney.
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849. No, it was him, Tatum.
I know it.
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850. You're not to pee alone anymore.
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851. If you pee, I pee.
Is that clear?
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852. "Kizzo-kaskizzo is is-out."
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853. I don't know what you did, Sidney.
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854. But on behalf of the entire student body,
we all say, "Thank you!"
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855. - Drop it, Stu.
- I say...
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856. an impromptu party tonight, my house.
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857. Celebrate this little siesta.
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858. What do you say?
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859. Are you serious?
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860. This little vixen...
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861. doesn't invite the entire world, we'll be fine.
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862. Intimate gathering, intimate friends.
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863. What do you say, Sid?
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864. I mean, pathos could have its perks.
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865. Totally protected.
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866. Yo, I am so buff.
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867. I got you covered, girl.
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868. Come on, Sid. For me?
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869. It could be fun.
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870. Okay. Whatever.
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871. Yeah? Nice.
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872. Cool. You guys bring food, all right?
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873. Yes?
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874. Hello?
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875. Damn little shits.
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876. What'd you call me? Huh?
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877. - Not you, Fred.
- You prick.
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878. Aaaah!
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879. Aaah!
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880. Ohhhhh!
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881. School's out for summer
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882. - School's out
- What if Cotton Weary is telling the truth?
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883. Maybe he was having an affair with your mom.
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884. I mean, your dad was always out of town on business. Maybe...
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885. Maybe your mom was just a very unhappy woman.
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886. If they were having an affair, how come Cotton couldn't prove it in court?
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887. Well, you can't prove a rumour.
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888. That's why it's a rumour.
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889. Right.
Created by that little tabloid twit Gale Weathers.
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890. It goes further back, Sid.
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891. There's been talk about other men.
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892. And you believe it.
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893. Well, you can only hear that Richard Gere gerbil story so many times...
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894. before you have to start believing it.
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895. Oh, I'm sorry.
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896. Y-You know, if I was wrong about Cotton Weary...
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897. then... the killer's still out there.
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898. Don't go there, Sid.
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899. You're starting to sound like some Wes Carpenter flick or something.
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900. Don't freak yourself, okay?
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901. We've got a long night ahead of us.
Okay?
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902. Let's boogie.
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903. It's alive!
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904. - Henry...
- Oh, in the name of God, now I know...
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905. Excuse me, dude.
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906. - Watch it, jerk.
- I'm sorry.
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907. Ohhhh!
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908. Dork.
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909. Jesus, this place is packed tonight, man.
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910. We had a run in the mass murder section.
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911. Comin' to my fiesta?
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912. Yeah, I'm off early.
Curfew, you know.
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913. What's that werewolf movie with E.T.'s mom in it?
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914. - "The Howling." Horror. Straight ahead.
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915. - Oh, now that's in poor taste.
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916. If you were the only suspect in a senseless bloodbath...
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917. would you be standing in the horror section?
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918. What? It was just a misunderstanding.
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919. He didn't do anything.
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920. You're such a little lapdog.
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921. - He's got "killer" printed all over his forehead.
- Ohhh-kay!
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922. Really?
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923. Obviously they don't watch enough movies.
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924. This is standard horror movie stuff.
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925. "Prom Night" revisited, man.
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926. Yeah? Why would he wanna kill his own girlfriend?
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927. There's always some stupid, bullshit reason to kill your girlfriend.
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928. - Oh?
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929. Besides, if it gets too complicated, you lose your target audience.
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930. Well, what's his reason?
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931. Maybe Sidney wouldn't have sex with him.
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932. - What, is she savin' herself for you?
- Maybe.
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933. Now that Billy tried to mutilate her,
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934. No, I don't at all. No.
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935. You know who I think it is?
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936. You know, I think it's her father.
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937. Why can't they find her pops, man?
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938. Because he's probably dead.
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939. His body will come poppin' up in the last reel somewhere!
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940. Eyes gouged out, fingers cut off, teeth knocked out!
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941. - The police are always off track with this shit.
- Man!
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942. If they'd watch "Prom Night," they'd save time.
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943. There's a formula to it.
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944. Everybody's a suspect!
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945. I'm telling you, the dad's a red herring.
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946. It's Billy.
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947. How do we know you're not the killer?
Huh?
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948. - Huh?
- Hi, Billy.
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949. Maybe your movie-freaked mind lost its reality button.
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950. You ever think of that?
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951. You're absolutely right.
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952. I'm the first to admit it.
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953. - If this were a scary movie, I'd be the prime suspect.
- That's right.
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954. And what would be your motive?
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955. It's the millennium.
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956. Motives are incidental.
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957. "Millennium." Hmm.
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958. "Millennium." I like that.
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959. That's good.
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960. Good kid.
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961. "Millennium."
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962. Good word, my man.
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963. Are you telling me that's not a killer?
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964. You'll see him in your nightmares
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965. You'll see him in your dreams
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966. He'll appear out of nowhere
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967. But he ain't
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968. What he seems
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969. You'll see him in your head
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970. On the TV screen
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971. Hey, buddy, I'm warnin' you to turn it off
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972. Ah, he's a ghost He's a god
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973. He's a man He's a guru
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974. You're one microscopic cog in his catastrophic plan
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975. Designed and directed by his red right hand
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976. Sure is quiet.
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977. God, look at this place.
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978. It's "The Town That Dreaded Sundown."
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979. Yeah, I saw that movie.
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980. It's about a killer in Texas, huh?
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981. - Mmm.
- Hey, Sid, just think.
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982. If they make a movie about you, who's gonna play you?
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983. I shudder to think.
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984. I see you as a young Meg Ryan myself.
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985. Thanks, Dewey.
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986. I'm just gonna be a few minutes.
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987. You girls don't go too far.
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988. Is Billy gonna be there tonight?
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989. He'd better not be.
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990. I told Stu to keep his mouth shut.
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991. I think we can live without the endorphin rush for one night.
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992. Billy's right, you know.
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993. Whenever he touches me, I just can't relax.
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994. So you have a few intimacy issues as a
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995. That's no big deal.
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996. You'll thaw out.
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997. Yeah, but he has been so patient with me with all the sex stuff.
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998. How many guys would put up with a girlfriend who's sexually anorexic?
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999. Billy and his penis don't deserve you, all right?
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1000. Dewey, where the hell you been?
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1001. I was keepin' an eye on Sidney, uh...
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1002. Thought you quit.
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1003. I did. But damn it...
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1004. Dewey, Vital Phone just faxed us.
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1005. Those calls are listed to Neil Prescott, Sidney's father.
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1006. He made the calls with a cellular phone.
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1007. It's been confirmed.
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1008. There's no way his cellular coulda been cloned?
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1009. There's more.
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1010. The anniversary of his wife's death.
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1011. We'll keep the roadblocks and the curfew in effect through the night.
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1012. If he's not picked up by morning, then we'll do a house-to-house.
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1013. - Where's Sidney?
- She's with my sister.
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1014. - You want me to bring her in?
- Naw.
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1015. Not just yet.
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1016. You stay close to Sidney.
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1017. Don't let her out of your sight.
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1018. Yes, sir.
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1019. Say a prayer for the youth of America
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1020. God bless the youth of America
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1021. I can't stand their sight anymore
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1022. All right, you girls have fun.
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1023. Not too much fun, or I'll bust ya.
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1024. - Bye.
- Bye, Sid.
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1025. You're obsessed
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1026. You're obsessed
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1027. Here, kids!
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1028. Oh! That's absurd.
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1029. You guys were tardy for the party, so we started without you.
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1030. My man!
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1031. Shh.
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1032. Were we spotted?
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1033. I don't think so.
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1034. Go get the camera.
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1035. - I'm sorry.
- I didn't mean to scare ya.
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1036. Deputy, that's okay.
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1037. What brings you to these parts?
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1038. Well, you just never know when or where a story will break.
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1039. Not much of a story here.
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1040. Just a bunch of kids cuttin' it loose.
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1041. Then what are you doing here?
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1042. Just keepin' an eye on things.
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1043. I'm gonna check the party out.
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1044. - Do you mind if I join you?
- Not at all.
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1045. Let me just get my coat.
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1046. - All right.
- Yeah, I'm fine.
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1047. Oh! Yeah.
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1048. - How many "Evil Dead's?
- One! Two!
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1049. How many "Hellraisers"?
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1050. Hellraiser right here.
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1051. "The Fog,"Terror Train,"Prom Night."
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1052. How come Jamie Lee Curtis is in all of these movies?
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1053. She's the... scream queen.
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1054. - With a set of lungs like that, she should be.
- Yeah.
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1055. Tits. See?
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1056. Oh, I'll get it.
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1057. Hey, Tate, grab another beer, would ya?
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1058. There's more beer in the garage.
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1059. What am I, the beer wench?
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1060. - She was nominated for "Terror Train."
- Oh, yeah?
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1061. You are not gonna believe who's here!
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1062. It's that chick from "Top Story"!
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1063. - Gale Weathers?
- Here. Yeah.
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1064. You're under age, son.
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1065. I'm kiddin'.
Have a good time.
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1066. - Dewey.
- Hi.
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1067. Dewey.
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1068. What is she doing here?
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1069. She's with me!
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1070. - I'm just checkin' things out.
- So you did.
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1071. Now leave, and take your media mouth with you.
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1072. I just think you're awesome.
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1073. Oh, thank you very much.
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1074. - I watch your show religiously.
- That's great.
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1075. - Hey.
- Hey.
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1076. I need a camera.
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1077. Have you found my father?
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1078. I'm afraid not.
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1079. - Should I be worried?
- Not yet.
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1080. Get out, you're walkin'
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1081. That's the one I want..."Halloween."
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1082. Too bad, I've spoken
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1083. When I look at you you're forgiven
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1084. Mmm.
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1085. You're forgiven
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1086. Jesus!
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1087. Tatum, it's okay.
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1088. Shit.
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1089. Hey, shitheads!
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1090. Hello!
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1091. Shit. Piss.
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1092. Is that you, Randy?
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1093. Cute. What movie is this from?
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1094. "I Spit On Your Garage"?
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1095. Lose the outfit.
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1096. If Sidney sees it, she'll flip.
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1097. Oh, you wanna play psycho killer?
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1098. Can I be the helpless victim?
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1099. Okay, let's see...
No, please don't kill me, Mr. Ghost Face.
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1100. I wanna be in the sequel!
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1101. Cut, Casper.
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1102. That's a wrap.
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1103. Randy, what the hell are you doing? Aaah!
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1104. Aaah! Stop!
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1105. Aaaah!
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1106. Fucker!
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1107. Aaah!
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1108. Aaah!
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1109. Aaaah!
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1110. Aaaaah!
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1111. No! No!
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1112. - Happy curfew.
- Nice party, Stu.
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1113. Tatum, come on!
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1114. There's nobody here but us chickens!
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1115. Do you know where she is?
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1116. No, I haven't seen her.
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1117. Aaah!
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1118. Oh. Billy. Hey.
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1119. Billy. Hmm.
What are you doin' here?
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1120. I was hoping I could talk to Sid alone.
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1121. You know, if Tatum sees you here, she'll draw blood.
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1122. Why don't you go up to my parents' room?
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1123. You know, you guys can talk, whatever.
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1124. Subtlety, Stu.
You should look it up.
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1125. No, I-it's okay.
We do need to talk.
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1126. Oooh! Oww.
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1127. What's Leatherface doin' here?
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1128. Cute. He came to make up.
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1129. There goes my chance with Sid.
Damn it.
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1130. As if. That's all I'm sayin'.
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1131. As if.
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1132. Oh, really, Alicia?
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1133. "As if."
I'm gonna go check on them.
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1134. - Come on!
- It was nice to meet all of you.
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1135. You're a genius.
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1136. - Oh, shit.
- What?
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1137. - I got a delay.
- How long is it?
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1138. I don't know.
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1139. What'd it take you to walk from the house, 30 seconds?
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1140. It'll be fine. Just record it.
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1141. Oh, the placement is perfect.
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1142. - Tell me, Kenneth...
- Hmm?
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1143. Has a cheesy tabloid journalist ever won the Pulitzer?
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1144. Well, first time for everything.
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1145. You're damn right.
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1146. S-So, um...
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1147. So...
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1148. I'm sorry.
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1149. I've been selfish, and I want to apologise.
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1150. No, Billy, I-I'm...
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1151. the one who's been selfish and self-absorbed...
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1152. with all this post-traumatic stress.
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1153. You lost your mom.
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1154. Yeah, I know, but you're right.
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1155. Enough is enough.
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1156. I can't wallow in the grief process forever...
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1157. and...
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1158. and I can't...
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1159. keep lying to myself about who my mom was.
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1160. Yeah, I think I'm really...
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1161. scared...
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1162. that I'm gonna turn out just like her, you know?
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1163. Like "The Bad Seed" or somethin'.
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1164. And I know it doesn't make sense.
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1165. Yeah, it does.
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1166. Hmm.
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1167. It's like Jodie Foster in "The Silence of the Lambs"...
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1168. when she keeps having flashbacks of her dead father.
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1169. But this is life.
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1170. This isn't a movie.
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1171. Sure it is, Sid.
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1172. It's all...
It's all a movie.
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1173. It's all...
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1174. one great big movie.
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1175. Only you can't pick your genre.
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1176. Why can't I be a Meg Ryan movie?
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1177. Or even a good porno.
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1178. What?
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1179. You heard me.
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1180. Are you sure?
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1181. Yeah.
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1182. I think so.
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1183. Look, look, look.
Here it comes.
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1184. - Whoa!
- Ohh!
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1185. The blood is all wrong!
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1186. Why do they do that?
It's too red!
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1187. Wait. Here comes another.
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1188. - Oooh! Oooh!
- Yes! Yes!
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1189. Predictable.
I knew he was gonna bite it.
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1190. - How can you watch this shit over and over?
- Shh!
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1191. I wanna see Jamie Lee's breasts.
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1192. - When do we see Jamie Lee's breasts?
- Breasts?
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1193. Not until "Trading Places" in '83.
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1194. Jamie Lee was always the virgin in horror movies.
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1195. She never showed her tits 'til she went legit.
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1196. Could afford a decent pair.
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1197. That's why she always outsmarted the
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1198. Only virgins can do that.
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1199. Don't you know the rules?
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1200. - What rules?
- You don't...
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1201. Jesus Christ.
You don't know the rules?
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1202. Have an aneurysm, why don't ya?
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1203. There are certain rules one must abide by...
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1204. in order to successfully survive a horror movie.
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1205. For instance, number one: You can never have sex.
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1206. Big no-no!
Big no-no!
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1207. I'd be a dead man.
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1208. Sex equals death. Okay?
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1209. Number two: You can never drink or do drugs.
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1210. No, the sin factor.
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1211. It's a sin.
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1212. And number three: Never, ever, ever under any circumstances, say...
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1213. "I'll be right back," 'cause you won't be back.
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1214. - I'm gettin' another beer. You want one?
- Yeah, sure.
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1215. - I'll be right back!
- Ohhhh!
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1216. You push the laws and you end up dead.
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1217. See you in the kitchen with a knife.
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1218. Only virgins can outsmart the killer in the big chase scene at the end.
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1219. - Don't you know the rules?
- What rules?
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1220. You don't know the rules?
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1221. - There are rules one must abide by to survive a horror movie.
- Boring.
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1222. For instance...
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1223. The sheriff just radioed.
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1224. Somebody reported a car in the bushes down the road.
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1225. I'm gonna go check it out.
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1226. - Would you care to join me?
- I'd love to.
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1227. If you're sure it's all right.
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1228. Uh, ma'am, I'm the deputy of this town.
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1229. Be right back.
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1230. Kids Shouting, Whooping]
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1231. You push the laws, you end up dead.
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1232. - W... Excuse me, ma'am.
- Mm-hmm?
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1233. I thought maybe we'd walk.
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1234. It's such a nice night out.
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1235. I got a flashlight.
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1236. You're not scared, are ya?
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1237. No.
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1238. - All right.
- Great.
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1239. Do you know what that constellation is?
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1240. No. What is it?
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1241. I don't know.
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1242. That's why I was askin' you.
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1243. What happened to Tatum, Stu?
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1244. She probably got pissed at me and bailed. Bye.
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1245. No, I'm just kidding.
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1246. Look! Here comes the obligatory tit shot!
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1247. - Yes! Oh! Beautiful!
- Lovely!
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1248. Ohh! Ohh.
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1249. Oh, my God.
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1250. I'll leave you guys alone.
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1251. You are so...
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1252. amazing.
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1253. Hello? Yeah?
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1254. Holy shit.
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1255. Listen up.
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1256. They found Principal Himbry dead.
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1257. He was gutted and hung from the goalpost on the football field.
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1258. What are we waiting for?
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1259. Let's go over there before they bring him down.
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1260. - Hey. Hey.
- To arms! To arms!
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1261. Where did he say he was?
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1262. At the football field!
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1263. - Come on!
- Where you guys goin'?
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1264. We were just gettin' to the good part.
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1265. Hello? Yeah?
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1266. Whoo!
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1267. Hi-ho, Silver! Let's go!
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1268. So, is... is Dewey your real name?
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1269. No, it's Dwight.
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1270. Dwight?
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1271. - I'm sorry.
- No, that's all right.
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1272. Dewey's just somethin' I got stuck with a long time ago.
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1273. Well, I like it.
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1274. Sexy.
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1275. - Sexy?
- Mm-hmm.
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1276. Ah, it's just this town's way of not takin' me serious.
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1277. What about Gale Weathers?
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1278. Sounds like I'm a meteorologist or something.
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1279. People treat me...
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1280. like I'm the antichrist of television journalism.
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1281. - I don't think you're that bad.
- No?
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1282. No? No.
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1283. That's just 'cause you kinda like me.
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1284. - They sure are comin' fast.
- Slow down!
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1285. Freeze... Jump!
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1286. I'm sorry.
Are you okay?
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1287. Yeah.
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1288. I'm sorry.
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1289. I'm on duty.
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1290. Is that what you're looking for?
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1291. My whole life.
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1292. - Damn!
- What?
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1293. - What is it?
- This is Neil Prescott's car.
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1294. - Sidney's father?
- Yeah.
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1295. Jesus. What's he doing here?
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1296. We gotta get back.
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1297. You okay?
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1298. Yeah.
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1299. Yeah, I'm fine.
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1300. Who'd you call?
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1301. What?
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1302. Um, well, I don't know, when you're arrested you're allowed one phone call.
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1303. So I was just curious.
Who'd you call?
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1304. Called my dad.
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1305. No, um, Sheriff Burke called your dad.
I saw him.
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1306. Yeah, but when I called I didn't get an answer.
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1307. Huh.
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1308. You don't still think it was me, do ya?
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1309. No.
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1310. No.
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1311. I was just thinking, if it were you it'd be
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1312. You know, using your one phone call to
call me so I wouldn't think it was you.
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1313. Really.
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1314. What do I have to do to prove to you that I'm not a killer?
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1315. - Oh, my God.
- Huh?
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1316. - Oh, my God. - Sidney...
- Billy, watch out!
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1317. - Aaah!
- Aaaah!
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1318. Sid.
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1319. No!
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1320. Shit!
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1321. Help me, somebody! Help me!
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1322. Help me!
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1323. No, Jamie.
Uh, watch out.
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1324. Watch out, Jamie.
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1325. You know he's around.
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1326. You... You know...
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1327. Look, there he is.
I told you.
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1328. I told you he was right around the corner.
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1329. Jamie. Jamie.
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1330. Jamie, look behind you.
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1331. Look behind you.
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1332. Turn around.
Behind you.
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1333. All the time!
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1334. Behind you!
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1335. Behind you, Jamie.
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1336. Jamie, turn around.
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1337. Ohh! God! Yeah.
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1338. Help me! Help!
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1339. Let me in!
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1340. - The killer's coming after me! He's in the house!
- Where? Wait.
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1341. - There's a camera in the house. Look.
- Behind you!
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1342. - Oh, my God. No.
- Oh, shit.
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1343. Jamie. Jamie.
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1344. - Behind you, kid!
- Randy!
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1345. - Behind ya!
- Look around!
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1346. - Shit.
- What?
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1347. - We're on 30-second delay.
- Oh, my God.
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1348. Aaaah!
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1349. The... door.
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1350. Aaah!
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1351. - Is there a phone in the van?
- Yeah.
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1352. Lock yourself in it.
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1353. Call the sheriff for backup.
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1354. Be careful!
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1355. Neil?
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1356. Mr. Prescott?
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1357. Shit!
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1358. Oh!
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1359. Kenny, I need the cellular!
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1360. Kenny!
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1361. - Kenny!
- Kenny! Kenny!
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1362. 9-1-1.
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1363. - What's going on?
- Ooh! Aah!
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1364. Aaaah!
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1365. Oh, God!
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1366. Oh!
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1367. Oh, God, Kenny, I'm sorry, but get off my fucking windshield!
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1368. Stop!
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1369. Oh, God!
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1370. Dewey!
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1371. Dewey!
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1372. Dewey, where are you?
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1373. Dewey!
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1374. Sidney?
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1375. Dewey!
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1376. Shit!
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1377. 7825, suspect at 105 North Avenue 52.
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1378. Hello. Help me, please.
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1379. I'm at Stu Marker's house on Turner Lane.
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1380. It's 261 Turner Lane.
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1381. Please, he's going to try and kill me.
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1382. Sidney!
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1383. Sidney!
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1384. Jesus, we've got to get the fuck out of here!
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1385. - Stop right there!
- Don't shoot. It's me!
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1386. I found Tatum.
She's dead.
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1387. - I think Stu did it.
- Don't listen to him, Sidney!
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1388. - Stay back!
- Stu did it.
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1389. - He killed Billy. He killed my Tatum.
- You did it!
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1390. - He killed my Tatum!
- No, I didn't! - You lie!
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1391. Sidney, baby, please, give me that gun!
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1392. Give me that gun!
Christ, man!
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1393. No, I didn't.
Sid, he did it!
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1394. He did it, Sidney!
Please, I didn't do it.
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1395. He did it. Please!
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1396. - Please, Sidney. Oh!
- Fuck you both!
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1397. - Please!
- No! No! Sidney!
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1398. Open up!
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1399. He did it!
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1400. Help me!
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1401. He's going crazy!
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1402. Sidney! Go away!
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1403. Sidney?
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1404. Leave me alone.
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1405. - Sid.
- Billy.
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1406. Oh! Billy. Billy.
Are you okay?
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1407. - I'm okay.
- I thought you were dead.
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1408. No, I'm like a stuck pig, but I'm all right.
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1409. Get up.
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1410. - I'm okay.
- You're bleeding.
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1411. - Oh, my God.
- We've gotta get help.
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1412. - No, he's out there!
- No, give me the gun.
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1413. Give me the gun.
It's okay.
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1414. It's okay. It's okay.
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1415. Careful.
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1416. - Please help me!
- Come in, come in!
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1417. Stu's flipped out!
He's gone mad!
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1418. We all go a little mad sometimes.
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1419. - No, Billy!
- Oh, fuck!
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1420. Anthony Perkins, "Psycho."
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1421. Mmm.
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1422. Corn syrup.
Same stuff they used for pig's blood in "Carrie."
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1423. Stu.
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1424. Help me, please.
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1425. Surprise, Sidney.
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1426. - No!
- Ooh!
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1427. Oh, now. Whoa.
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1428. What's the matter, Sidney?
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1429. You look like you've seen a ghost.
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1430. Why are you doing this?
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1431. It's all part of the game, Sidney.
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1432. - It's called "Guess How I'm Gonna Die."
- Fuck you!
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1433. No, no, no, no, no.
We already played that game, remember?
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1434. - You lost.
- It's a fun game, Sidney.
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1435. See, we ask you a question, and if you get it wrong,
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1436. "boo-kah," you die!
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1437. You get it right, you die.
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1438. You're crazy, both of you.
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1439. Actually, we prefer the term "psychotic."
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1440. - You'll never get away with this.
- Oh, no?
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1441. Tell that to Cotton Weary.
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1442. You wouldn't believe how easy he was to frame.
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1443. Watch a few movies, take a few notes.
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1444. - It was fun. - No!
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1445. - Whoa!
- Where're you goin'?
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1446. Why?
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1447. Why did you kill my mother?
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1448. Why? Why?
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1449. Did you hear that, Stu?
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1450. I think she wants a motive.
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1451. I don't really believe in motive, Sid.
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1452. - I mean, did Norman Bates have a motive?
- No.
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1453. Did they ever really decide why Hannibal Lecter liked to eat people?
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1454. Don't think so!
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1455. See, it's a lot scarier when there's no motive, Sid.
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1456. We did your mom a favour, Sid.
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1457. That woman was a slut-bag whore who flashed her
shit all over town like she was Sharon Stone.
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1458. Yeah, we put her out of her misery, 'cause let's face it, Sidney,
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1459. your mother was no Sharon Stone, hmm?
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1460. Is that motive enough for you?
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1461. How about this?
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1462. Your slut mother was fucking my father,
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1463. and she's the reason my mom moved out and abandoned me.
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1464. How's that for a motive?
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1465. Maternal abandonment causes serious deviant behavior.
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1466. It certainly fucked you up.
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1467. It made you have sex with a psychopath.
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1468. That's right.
You gave it up.
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1469. Now you're no longer a virgin. Oooh!
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1470. I said "virgin."
Whoops!
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1471. Now you gotta die.
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1472. Those are the rules.
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1473. Let's pretend it's all a scary movie, Sid.
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1474. How do you think it's gonna end?
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1475. Oh! Oh!
This is the greatest part!
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1476. You're gonna love this.
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1477. We got a surprise for you, Sidney.
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1478. Yeah, you're gonna love this one.
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1479. It's a scream, baby!
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1480. Hold on a sec.
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1481. I'll be right back.
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1482. You know what time it is, Sid?
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1483. It's after midnight.
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1484. It's your mom's anniversary.
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1485. Congratulations.
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1486. We killed her exactly one year ago today.
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1487. Attention!
Oh, what do we have behind door number three, Sidney?
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1488. - Daddy!
- Whoa, hold it.
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1489. That's enough.
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1490. - Guess we won't be needing this anymore.
- Uh-huh!
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1491. And, oh, look at this.
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1492. Ring, ring. Won't need this.
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1493. Got the ending figured out yet, Sid?
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1494. Come on, Sidney.
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1495. You think about it now, huh?
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1496. Your daddy's the chief suspect.
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1497. We cloned his cellular.
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1498. The evidence is all right there, baby!
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1499. What if your father snapped?
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1500. Your mother's anniversary set him off,
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1501. .. and he went on a murder spree, killing everyone.
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1502. Except for Billy and me.
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1503. We were left for dead.
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1504. Then he... kills you...
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1505. and shoots himself in the head.
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1506. - Perfect ending.
- I thought of that.
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1507. Watch this.
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1508. - Ready?
- Yeah. Yeah! I'm ready, baby!
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1509. Right! Get up!
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1510. Yeah, babe, get up!
Hit it!
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1511. Good one, man.
Jesus.
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1512. Oh, shit.
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1513. My turn.
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1514. Don't forget.
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1515. Stay to the side and don't go too deep.
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1516. Okay.
I'll remember.
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1517. Aaah!
Fuck!
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1518. Fuck!
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1519. Fuck!
Goddamn it, Stu!
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1520. Sorry, Billy.
I guess I got a little too zealous, huh?
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1521. - Give me the knife.
- No.
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1522. Give me the knife!
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1523. Now!
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1524. You see, Sid, everybody dies but us.
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1525. Everybody dies but us.
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1526. We get to carry on and plan the sequel,
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1527. 'cause let's face it, baby, these days ya gotta have a sequel!
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1528. You sick fucks.
You've seen one too many movies.
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1529. Now, Sid, don't you blame the movies.
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1530. Movies don't create psychos.
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1531. Movies make psychos more creative!
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1532. Stop it, Billy, would you?
All right?
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1533. I can't take any more.
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1534. I feel a little woozy here!
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1535. All right.
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1536. All right, you get the gun.
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1537. I'll untie Pops, okay?
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1538. - Now!
- Okay.
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1539. Um. Uh...
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1540. Houston, we...
we have a problem here.
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1541. - What?
- The gun, man. The gun.
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1542. I put it right there, and it's not there.
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1543. Where the fuck is it?
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1544. Right here, asshole.
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1545. Man, I thought she was dead.
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1546. She looked dead, man.
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1547. - Still does.
- I've got an ending for you.
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1548. The reporter left for dead in the news van...
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1549. comes to,
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1550. stumbles on you two dipshits,
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1551. finds the gun,
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1552. foils your plan and saves the day.
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1553. I like that ending.
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1554. I know something you don't.
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1555. Fuck. No!
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1556. Yeah, man.
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1557. Yeah.
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1558. Aw, so sweet.
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1559. It works better without the safety on.
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1560. This is Gale Weathers signing off.
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1561. Babe, you're gonna love this!
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1562. Shit.
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1563. What?
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1564. - Where are they?
- Where are they?
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1565. I don't know, but I'm hurtin', man.
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1566. Fuck!
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1567. Shall I let the machine get it?
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1568. - Hello?
- Are you alone in the house?
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1569. Bitch! You bitch!
Where the fuck are you?
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1570. Not so fast.
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1571. We're gonna play a little game.
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1572. It's called "Guess Who Just Called The Police
And Reported Your Sorry Motherfucking Ass."
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1573. Find her, you dipshit.
Get up.
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1574. I can't, Billy.
You cut me too deep.
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1575. I think I'm dying here, man.
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1576. - Talk to her.
- Talk to her.
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1577. - Hello.
- Oh, Stu, Stu, Stu. What's your motive?
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1578. Billy's got one.
The police are on their way.
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1579. What are you gonna tell them?
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1580. Peer pressure.
I'm far too sensitive.
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1581. I'm gonna rip you up, you bitch, just like your fucking mother!
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1582. - You've gotta find me first, you pansy-assed mama's boy!
- Fuck!
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1583. Ow. You fuckin' hit me with the phone, dick!
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1584. Fucker, where are you?
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1585. You fuck!
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1586. Did you really call the police?
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1587. You bet your sorry ass I did.
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1588. My mom and dad are gonna be so mad at me.
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1589. Aaah! Bitch!
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1590. Aaah!
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1591. Aaah!
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1592. Aah!
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1593. Ohh! My arm!
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1594. I always had a thing for ya, Sid!
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1595. - Bitch.
- In your dreams.
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1596. - I'm sorry.
- It's all right.
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1597. Oh, my God, Randy, I thought you were dead.
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1598. I probably should be.
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1599. I never thought I'd be so happy to be a virgin.
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1600. Fucker!
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1601. Say hello to your mother.
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1602. Aaah!
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1603. It's okay.
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1604. Guess I remembered the safety that time, you bastard.
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1605. Careful.
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1606. This is the moment when the supposedly dead killer comes back to life...
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1607. for one last scare.
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1608. Not in my movie.
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1609. Dad.
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1610. Randy, help me out.
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1611. - Ow. Aah.
- Are you okay?
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1612. - Are you okay?
- Yeah.
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1613. - Hang in there, buddy.
- All right.
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1614. - Over here.
- Sorry, kid.
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1615. Okay, I think it's going to go something like this.
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1616. Just stay with me.
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1617. Hi, this is Gale Weathers...
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1618. with an exclusive eyewitness account of this amazing breaking story.
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1619. Several more local teens are dead...
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1620. bringing to an end the harrowing mystery of the mass killing...
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1621. that has terrified this peaceful community...
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1622. like the plot of some scary movie.
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1623. It all began with a scream over 9-1-1...
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1624. and ended in a bloodbath that has rocked the town of Woodsboro,
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1625. all played out here in this peaceful farmhouse...
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1626. far from the crimes and the sirens of the larger cities...
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1627. that its residents had fled.
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1628. Okay, let's take it back to one.
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1629. Come on.
Move it.
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1630. This is my big shot.
Let's go.
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