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118. - Bravo! Good show, and all that,
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121. (GASPS) The world's preeminent
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139. - Not so fast, you malignant mind
- boggler.
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- Riddler.
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- you licking your wounds
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- Batman.
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158. Crab cakes. You brought him?
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- rapscallion.
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- mask.
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- you.
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—(GROANS)
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172. —(GROANING)
—A party, eh?
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173. Huzzah!
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185. Outrageous!
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186. Let's get going.
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187. - It's secret invite only,
- Aquaman.
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192. - That's oceanography,
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- for later.
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- is still in here.
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- Like we always do.
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—(SCREAMS)
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- is unknowable.
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- I'm a used-to-be criminal.
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- the missing vials?
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- phantasm.
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475. None of you shall escape.
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—(ROARS)
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- it's been nice knowing you.
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—I'm on it.
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- to get some place safe.
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—Go, I'll be in contact soon.
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- my good woman.
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504. - Detective Harvey Bullock, Gotham
- PD.
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505. What's going on, Detective?
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506. Fred Jones,
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507. I'm investigating a robbery
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508. at Gotham Chemical Storage.
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509. - Wouldn't know anything
- about that, would ya?
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510. - Have you tried splitting up
- and looking for clues?
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511. That always works for us.
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512. - Yeah, yeah, I'm sure it does,
- cupcake.
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513. Here's a clue for you.
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514. - This was taken at the scene
- of a break-in.
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515. Whole building destroyed.
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516. Wait, who took that photo?
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517. Anonymous tipper.
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518. That's your gang's little
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519. flower power van, ain't it?
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520. We're not a gang.
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521. Like, sure, collectively we
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522. refer to ourselves as "the
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523. often
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524. gang."
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525. But we're not a real gang.
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526. I mean, we're a gang,
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527. - but not technically a "gang"
- gang.
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528. - And we weren't involved in that
- theft.
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529. Yeah?
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530. - Where you been the last couple
- hours?
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531. Uh-oh.
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532. - Uh, I'm afraid we can't tell you
- that.
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533. Well, ain't that convenient?
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534. We're mystery solvers,
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535. crime?
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536. how can you suspect us of a
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537. Seen it before.
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538. Cop spends so much time
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539. thinking like a criminal,
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540. he starts acting like one.
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541. - Actually, that's a
- well-documented
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542. (STUTTERING) and completely
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543. phenomenon. (CHUCKLES)
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544. unsound
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545. All right, you kids are coming
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546. after I search your van.
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547. with me
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548. You can't do that.
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549. That'll do, Detective
- Bullock.
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550. - I'm sure Commissioner Gordon
- would be interested to hear
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551. - You're arresting citizens
- without a warrant.
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552. Gee, I can't seem to find it.
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553. Must've left it at the precinct.
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554. - Come back when
- the donuts are fresh, Bullock.
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555. This ain't over, Bats.
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556. I'll be keeping an eye on you.
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557. Bet on it.
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558. What can I get you, Batman?
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559. Buttermilk over ice, please.
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560. (SIGHS) That was close.
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561. I got here as soon as I
- could.
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562. The others are out working the
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563. but Bullock complicates things.
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564. case,
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565. Batman, what happened earlier?
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566. And who is that Crimson Cloak?
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567. An old villain?
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568. A new one.
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569. I've never seen him before.
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570. Unless...
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571. What does that mean?
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572. Is he wearing a disguise
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573. or some sort of illusion?
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574. It doesn't seem possible.
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575. - I've checked and cross-checked
- the entire criminal database
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576. In the Batcave computer.
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577. Batcave? As in, the actual
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578. Batcave?
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579. - Jinkies! When do we get to see
- that?
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580. You don't.
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581. Gentleman Ghost, Clayface,
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582. Joker.
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583. - Anyone who could do this
- is either in Arkham Asylum
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584. Or Blackgate Penitentiary.
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585. Batman, you have to
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586. tell us what happened.
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587. We're all part of
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588. the Mystery Analysts.
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589. We help each other solve cases.
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590. Yeah, it's what we Scooby-Doo.
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591. Your unsolved case.
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592. No one outside yourselves
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593. file.
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594. has seen the contents of this
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595. - It was during my first year
- as a crime fighter.
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596. - I'd intercepted a report - of
criminal activity at a secret - Lab.
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597. - That malevolent mastermind
- Professor Milo
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598. - Had been conducting
- a teleportation experiment
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599. That had gone horribly awry.
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600. Batman?
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601. You won't thwart
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602. my experiments this time.
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603. I easily subdued
- Professor Milo.
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604. But his two henchmen,
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605. Magny,
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606. Doctors Leo Scarlett and Wade
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607. weren't so lucky.
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608. It's out of control!
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609. We didn't know!
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610. Batman, help us, please!
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611. —(SCREAMING)
—(GRUNTING)
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612. I finally pulled
- both of them free.
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613. Or so I thought.
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614. I had saved Dr. Magny,
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615. but Leo Scarlett...
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616. Thank you, you...
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617. You saved me.
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618. It was my fault.
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619. - He was the only innocent life
- I ever lost.
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620. Wow.
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621. So that's your unsolved case.
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622. Sometimes, I could hear
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623. a voice in my dreams.
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624. But I never thought it was real.
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625. Now, to see what he's become...
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626. How could he be back?
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627. Because it's a real ghost.
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628. Yeah, a ghost.
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629. Don't worry, Batman.
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630. - Mystery Incorporated is going to
- help you solve this case.
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631. Wherever it leads.
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632. Like, where's Professor Milo?
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633. He's the most likely suspect.
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634. He met his fate in a
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635. incident a few years ago.
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636. rodent-related
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637. Don't ask.
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638. Did Leo have any family?
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639. Only Leo's father, Sam Scarlett.
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640. A world-class scientist
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641. in his own right.
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642. - After the accident, he swore
- revenge.
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643. But he was a broken man.
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644. Wait, something just hit me.
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645. Velma, give me your notebook.
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646. You said the other henchmen's
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647. name was Dr. Wade Magny?
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648. - But look what happens
- when you rearrange the letters.
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649. "Edward Nygma."
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650. How could I have missed that?
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651. Word scrambles.
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652. You know it.
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653. Amazing.
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654. Like, who's Edward Nygma?
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655. I don't know.
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656. The man who would become
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657. the most twistedly clever
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658. I've ever faced.
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659. criminal
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660. The Riddler.
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661. The Riddler?
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662. All this time.
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663. - I never realized he was
- involved with Professor Milo.
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664. We have to question him.
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665. Do you know where he is?
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666. - I do, but you need to stay
- behind.
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667. Are you kidding?
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668. - We've explored tons of spooky
- places.
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669. - You've never been any place like
- this.
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670. Arkham Asylum.
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671. This should be a fascinating
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672. into the supervillain psyche.
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673. insight
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674. Like, Batman was right.
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675. We should've stayed behind.
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676. I'm man enough to admit it.
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677. I'm dog enough.
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678. Scooby.
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679. Hmm?
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680. When is a dog not a dog?
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681. Hmm.
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682. When it's pure bread.
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683. - I've come to get answers,
- Riddler.
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684. I know you were working
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685. - with Professor Milo
- the night of the accident.
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686. Took you long enough.
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687. But before I answer your
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688. you must answer mine.
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689. questions,
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690. When you say my name, I vanish.
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691. What am I?
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692. - I got it, a coward.
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693. - Let's vanish.
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694. The answer is silence.
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695. Ooh, I like this one.
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696. Silence it is.
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697. We're runnin', not screamin'.
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698. - Time to break your silence,
- Riddler.
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699. - How did you get mixed up
- with Milo and Scarlett?
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700. - What happened the night of the
- accident?
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701. Fresh out of school,
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702. I was brilliantly evil,
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703. but too young.
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704. I hadn't figured out
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705. yet.
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706. the whole supervillain thing
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707. So, you came up with a fake name
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708. - and joined up
- with Professor Milo's gang.
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709. I convinced the rather
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710. Leo Scarlett to join up with me.
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711. impressionable
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712. But the machine wasn't ready.
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713. This was as much your doing
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714. as it was Professor Milo's.
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715. I'm not the one who failed
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716. to save poor Leo Scarlett.
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717. Thank you for saving me,
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718. by the way, Batman.
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719. Enough! Crimson Cloak, what is
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720. he?
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721. Perhaps he's fate.
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722. You failed to save Leo's life,
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723. now he's come for yours.
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724. - So, I leave you with a final
- riddle.
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725. What's black, white and red all
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726. over?
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727. Everyone knows that. A
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728. newspaper.
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729. Wrong! The answer, dear Batman,
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730. see.
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731. is the last thing you will ever
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732. The black of his shadow,
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733. his white-hot fury,
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734. and a descending red shroud
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735. of your doom. (LAUGHS)
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736. This is a dead end.
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737. - Lest you think me a complete
- monster,
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738. You'll find his remains,
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739. the sleeve of his lab coat,
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740. laid to rest at Arkham Cemetery.
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741. - On the grounds of this very
- asylum.
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742. Let's go.
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743. Ooh.
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744. Like, who knew Arkham had a
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745. cafeteria?
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746. Bates burger,
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747. Hanni-bowl, Pasta Al Capone.
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748. Sounds scary, but it sure
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749. looks delicious. (LAUGHS)
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750. What do you say, Scoob?
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751. (SLURPS) Let's seek asylum.
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752. Shaggy! Scooby-Doo!
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753. Where are you?
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754. - Sorry, Batman, they run off
- sometimes.
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755. A lot, actually.
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756. Okay, every single time.
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757. - Flight is a natural response
- to the unknown.
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758. We'll find them.
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759. Batman!
—(ALL GASP)
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760. Leaving so soon, Batman?
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761. Jeepers! It's the ghost!
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762. - What do you want,
- you pestiferous poltergeist?
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763. Why, your demise, of course.
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764. - How fitting it should happen
- here,
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765. Among all your enemies.
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766. - (GASPS) He's turned off the
- power.
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767. - But the cell doors
- are electronically operated.
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768. That means...
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769. Batman, what was that
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770. you said about running?
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771. - It's a natural response.
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772. - Yeah, that.
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773. Run!
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774. - You may have to be crazy to get
- in here,
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775. - But you'd be even crazier to
- leave.
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776. Ooh,
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777. puddin'.
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778. that's a lot of puddin',
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779. Yikes!
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780. You weren't going to
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781. eat that salad, were you?
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782. Ivy gets real upset
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783. when folks ain't nice to plants!
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784. This? (WHIMPERS)
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785. Garnish. Purely decorative.
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786. We'll just put it back
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787. enjoy.
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788. for the next evil mastermind to
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789. Zoinks! Like, man,
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790. where did that come from?
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791. Beats me. Beats you too.
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792. Yikes. (WHIMPERS)
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793. Oh, so it's like that, is it?
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794. Food fight!
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795. Get them, Georgia.
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796. Like, we're pinned down.
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797. - We'll have to eat our way out of
- here!
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798. Let's roll!
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799. - Shagg, Scoob.
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800. Like, the villains are all out.
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801. - We know, they're right behind
- us.
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802. - We can't let them escape into
- the city.
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803. Everyone out, quickly!
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804. You don't have to tell us twice.
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805. - We need to seal off the outer - exit
- Before they get out.
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806. Oh, that was close.
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807. - If those criminals had escaped,
- it would have been a disaster.
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808. Man, the real disaster
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809. is all that food going to waste.
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810. Yeah, I wanted seconds.
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811. - Guys, look.
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812. Arkham Cemetery.
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813. This must be the place
- Riddler was talking about.
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814. Like, I have a plan.
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815. How about we don't open
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816. the spooky crypt?
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817. Zoinks! A ghost!
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818. No. It's another dead end.
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819. —Scooby.
—Mmm-hmm.
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820. Huh?
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821. - Like, Scooby-Doo found
- something.
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822. A footprint.
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823. Good work, Scooby.
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824. Someone opened the hatch.
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825. - Like, that someone is still
- there.
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826. Guys, it's just Detective
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827. Bullock.
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828. - Hey, you can't search our van
- without a warrant.
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829. This time I brung one.
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830. And that ain't all, hippies.
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831. The Mystery Analysts of Gotham.
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832. I may not be you super freaks'
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833. biggest fan,
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834. but I thought you'd want to know
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835. about one of your own goin' bad.
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836. Batman and his mystery pals
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837. let out half the inmates.
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838. Inciting a riot? Is this true?
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839. - We didn't do that. It was the
- ghost.
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840. A ghost. Right.
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841. I was just about to search their
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842. but be my guest.
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843. van,
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844. The stolen Isotope 29?
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845. Hmm. Curious.
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846. You said a mouthful, if you had
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847. a mouth.
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848. Those were not in our van.
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849. Someone put them there.
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850. Detective Bullock, I personally
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851. for Mystery Incorporated.
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852. vouch
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853. We're working together.
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854. - Then I'll take that as an
- admission.
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855. - There is an explanation for
- this.
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856. I'm sure there is,
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857. follow.
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858. but there are procedures to
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859. And right now,
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860. suspects.
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861. you and the gang are prime
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862. And you have been acting
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863. a bit off of late, old chap.
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864. Arrest them all, including the
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865. Bat!
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866. As a former crook,
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867. bad.
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868. I have to admit this does look
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869. We haven't done anything.
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870. We were framed.
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871. Come along quietly.
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872. Don't try anything stupid.
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873. Like this?
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874. —To the Batmobile?
—No time.
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875. Drive!
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876. You heard the man.
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877. Paw to the metal!
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878. Oh, groovy.
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879. The guilty always run.
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880. Detective, we'll bring them in.
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881. We've been chased by a lot of
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882. but never superheroes.
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883. things,
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884. - Whoever is at the wheel
- is driving like a madman.
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885. - Indeed. They need to be stopped
- before someone gets injured.
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886. - Let me show 'em the proper hand
- signals.
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887. Scooby, turn left!
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888. Left. Copy.
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889. He doesn't know directions.
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890. Duh, he's a dog.
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891. Yeah!
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892. —Where are we going?
—They call it
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893. No Man's Land.
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894. You kids make a run for it.
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895. - I'll hold them off as long as I
- can.
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896. Scoob and I got this.
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897. Oh.
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898. Dudes, where you've been?
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899. We throw this killer tailgate
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900. and you guys are just showing up
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901. party
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902. now?
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903. - Like, game starts in five
- minutes.
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904. Hmm. Not cool.
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905. - Here, down these quick.
- Can't bring food in the stadium.
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906. Hey!
—(BOTH GRUNT)
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907. What are you doing?
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908. - No one puts ketchup on a hot
- dog.
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909. Mustard and relish only.
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910. Like this.
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911. There's no possible way
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912. that should have worked.
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913. Just go with it.
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914. Here's to crime. (LAUGHS)
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915. —(TIRES SCREECHING)
—(BOTH GROAN)
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916. What? Hippies have invaded
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917. our sacred sanctorum!
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918. And the Caped Crusader was at
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919. the wheel!
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920. Come on, you nefarious nobodies,
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921. let us A-listers show you
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922. how to skin a bat! (LAUGHS)
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923. —(MISSILE WHIZZING BY)
—(EXPLOSION)
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924. (LAUGHS) Is there room
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925. in this wacky race
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926. for the mountebank of menace?
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927. Is that the Joker?
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928. And Penguin.
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929. What?
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930. Hmm.
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931. This is insane.
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932. We can't outrun superpowered
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933. and villains in the Mystery
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934. heroes
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935. Machine!
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936. We won't have to.
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937. Get in the car, I'll cover you.
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938. Like, he wants us to jump?
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939. From a moving car?
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940. Into a moving car?
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941. Uh-uh.
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942. Whoo-hoo!
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943. That was fun.
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944. Come on, gang!
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945. - We lose more Mystery Machines
- that way.
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946. Stop this, Batman,
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947. before you go down in flames.
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948. You first.
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949. Mine.
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950. Hmm.
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951. Sorry, Bats, end of the line.
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952. (GRUNTS) Curses, the bat winged
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953. and those beatniks
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954. boob
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955. have blown the belfry. (SQUAWKS)
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956. But as car chases go,
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957. it was a gas. (LAUGHS)
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958. Ugh. I need new friends.
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959. Well,
- look what we have here.
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960. Woopsie.
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961. - New plan. Let's bash some bad
- guys.
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962. I'm down.
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963. - Sorry for the tight squeeze.
- We're almost there.
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964. It's all good,
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965. except for the Batarang
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966. I think I'm sitting on.
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967. - Try not to shift your weight,
- then.
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968. Could be an exploding one.
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969. Where are we headed, Batman?
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970. - Someplace you can lie low
- until we can clear your names.
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971. And yours.
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972. By helping us,
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973. well.
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974. you've become a fugitive as
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975. It wouldn't be the first time.
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976. Jinkies! We're in the Batcave.
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977. As in the actual
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978. Batcave?
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979. Based on the bat guano
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980. I just stepped in,
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981. I'd say yes.
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982. Ooh...
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983. Better.
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984. Oops.
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985. I have some investigating to do.
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986. Please, make yourself at home.
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987. Like, it definitely has
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988. it.
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989. the whole cave thing going for
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990. But the giant penny and Dino
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991. don't exactly scream Bat.
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992. Those do.
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993. Wow! Batman's first
- uniform.
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994. And Robin, the Boy
- Wonder.
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995. Batgirl's got
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996. the cutest cape ever.
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997. Like, those flashy - threads
- Can only be Nightwing's.
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998. (LAUGHS) Look, Scoob,
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999. who knew Batman had a dog?
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1000. I did. (GIGGLES)
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1001. That's Ace the Bat-Hound.
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1002. - These are all of Batman's
- sidekicks.
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1003. Former sidekicks.
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1004. That one, the press report.
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1005. Detective Bullock,
- you can't actually believe
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1006. Mystery Incorporated
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1007. is behind these crimes?
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1008. This all started right after
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1009. they arrived in Gotham.
Copy !req
1010. - And this time, we got it all on
- camera.
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1011. Norville Rogers,
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1012. better known by his gang
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1013. call sign, Shaggy.
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1014. Shaggy?
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1015. There you have it,
- folks.
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1016. Undeniable proof that
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1017. of...
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1018. Mystery Incorporated is guilty
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1019. Really has his trademark
- slouch.
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1020. And his toothpick arms.
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1021. And his soulless, beady eyes.
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1022. Like, okay. We get the picture.
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1023. But it's not me.
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1024. Of course not. There is no
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1025. possible way that's Shaggy.
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1026. - He walked right past a box of
- donuts.
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1027. You don't suppose Detective
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1028. and his men could be...
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1029. Bullock
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1030. No. Stay here.
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1031. - It's too dangerous for you kids
- to be out on the street.
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1032. Where are you going?
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1033. Back to where this all started.
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1034. Milo's lab.
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1035. - Something about that event
- still doesn't add up.
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1036. You mean, we have to stay
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1037. holed up in this cave
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1038. without sustenance?
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1039. Or anything to eat?
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1040. There's a supply of food in...
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1041. Ah, the Bat dehydrator.
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1042. It's been shrunk.
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1043. What horrific device
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1044. could do this to food?
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1045. It's evil. Evil, I tell you.
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1046. - It allows me to eat
- high-caloric meals on the go.
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1047. (LAUGHS) It's like
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1048. eating a full course meal.
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1049. In one moisture-free bite.
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1050. Ugh, I've never eaten so little
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1051. and felt so full.
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1052. Oh, instant gluttony.
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1053. But, Batman, we wanna help.
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1054. - This mud isn't native to the
- area.
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1055. Find out where it came from.
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1056. You're letting me
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1057. use the Batlab? (CHUCKLES)
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1058. Of course. We are partners,
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1059. after all.
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1060. Jinkies.
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1061. Indulging in a bit of
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1062. Bat sleuthery, are we?
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1063. Aquaman, not a good time.
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1064. But I heard about all the
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1065. you and your hippy sidekicks are
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1066. trouble
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1067. in.
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1068. I want to help.
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1069. - They're not hippies, and you're
- not...
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1070. Not a detective, I know, by
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1071. Neptune.
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1072. I'm here to lend my fists, not
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1073. my wits.
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1074. (SIGHS) Fine. But follow my
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1075. lead.
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1076. Outrageous!
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1077. I shall call this,
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1078. "The time I helped Batman
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1079. "defend a gang of juvenile
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1080. delinquents."
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1081. (EERILY) Batman.
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1082. Are you okay, Batman?
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1083. Did you hear a voice?
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1084. Sorry, old chum.
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1085. My hearing's as sharp
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1086. as a swordfish, but...
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1087. I heard that.
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1088. - Question, what are you doing
- here?
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1089. - Following the threads, same as
- you.
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1090. - They all lead here, but it's a
- dead end.
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1091. - It can't be. It's the only way
- to clear Mystery Incorporated.
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1092. The gang
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1093. that.
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1094. isn't behind this, I'm sure of
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1095. Well, look who's finally learned
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1096. to have a little faith.
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1097. And for a change, you're not
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1098. every sentence with a question.
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1099. ending
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1100. - I can't tell you how annoying
- that was.
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1101. Pull it in for a hug,
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1102. my blank-faced buddy.
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1103. Ugh.
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1104. Guess I picked up a few bad
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1105. working with you and Batman.
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1106. habits
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1107. Why, you've even developed
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1108. a sense of humor.
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1109. Of sorts.
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1110. This is a night for rejoicing.
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1111. - That'll have to wait, Aquaman.
- There's evil afoot.
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1112. Crimson Cloak has rebuilt
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1113. Milo's teleportation machine.
Copy !req
1114. Welcome, Dark Knight.
Copy !req
1115. - Okay, that is scary. Can't be
- real.
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1116. It isn't. But I suspect
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1117. I know who it is.
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1118. Leo Scarlett's father, Sam.
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1119. Give yourself up, Mr. Scarlett.
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1120. This won't bring Leo back.
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1121. Let me help you, please.
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1122. That name means nothing
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1123. to the Crimson Cloak.
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1124. Then what is it you want?
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1125. Why, you, of course, Batman.
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1126. Batman! Aquaman!
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1127. Question! No!
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1128. Don't worry about him, Dark
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1129. Knight.
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1130. Fear for yourself.
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1131. Now to see if I can
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1132. the soil from this footprint.
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1133. identify
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1134. Oh, okay, that was weird.
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1135. Guys, something strange...
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1136. Is going on.
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1137. Jeepers! The mud's alive!
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1138. But how?
Copy !req
1139. So, like, we're in a battle
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1140. with possessed dirt.
Copy !req
1141. - Clearly, the chemicals in the - stolen
- Isotope spilled into the ground,
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1142. - resulting in stimulation - of
the silicon particles - Which...
Copy !req
1143. Ah, who am I kidding?
Copy !req
1144. - There's no rational explanation
- for this.
Copy !req
1145. - It must be linked with the case
- somehow.
Copy !req
1146. You think?
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1147. We need Batman.
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1148. (EERILY) Batman.
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1149. Huh?
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1150. Awaken, Batman.
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1151. You wouldn't want to miss
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1152. the final moments of your life.
Copy !req
1153. Leo, listen to me. I...
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1154. Leo is gone.
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1155. There is only The Crimson Cloak.
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1156. I'm sorry. Let me help you.
Copy !req
1157. Too late.
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1158. You didn't save me.
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1159. And no one will save you.
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1160. Behold! I have repaired
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1161. what you destroyed.
Copy !req
1162. Suffering sand dollars!
Copy !req
1163. - I know you're a ghost,
- but pull yourself together.
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1164. Great Scott, that's it!
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1165. How could I have not known?
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1166. Fred. Plan.
Copy !req
1167. Okay, okay.
Copy !req
1168. Shagg, Scoob, you're...
Copy !req
1169. The bait? Shocker.
Copy !req
1170. Hmm.
Copy !req
1171. Turn the dehydrator on.
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1172. It's only dust.
Copy !req
1173. - This is all starting to make
- sense now.
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1174. There's only one villain
Copy !req
1175. who could be responsible.
Copy !req
1176. Watch this.
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1177. - No way!
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1178. - I don't believe it.
Copy !req
1179. - Believe it! We've got to warn
- Batman!
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1180. —(BEEPS)
Batman.
Copy !req
1181. - He's been captured. We have to
- help.
Copy !req
1182. How? We're wanted
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1183. villain,
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1184. by every police officer,
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1185. and superhero in Gotham.
Copy !req
1186. —Hmm.
What is it, Fred?
Copy !req
1187. Plan B.
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1188. And "B" is for "Bat."
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1189. Groovy.
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1190. Aquaman, keep him distracted.
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1191. Will do, old chum.
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1192. I'll masterfully misdirect
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1193. that malevolent miscreant.
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1194. Hey there, buddy.
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1195. Let's not be too hasty
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1196. with those buttons.
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1197. After all, theft is one thing,
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1198. but this...
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1199. No loose ends.
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1200. Ah, yes, loose ends.
Copy !req
1201. That reminds me of the time Mera
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1202. her famous squid entrail
Copy !req
1203. made
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1204. casserole.
Copy !req
1205. Oh, unfortunately, the squid
Copy !req
1206. had gone bad and...
Copy !req
1207. Uh-uh-uh. No tricks, Dark
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1208. Knight.
Copy !req
1209. And now, dear Batman,
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1210. it's your turn
Copy !req
1211. to be scattered everywhere.
Copy !req
1212. So ends the world's greatest
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1213. detective.
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1214. And what's left of Gotham City
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1215. will be the criminal
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1216. to do with as it pleases.
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1217. underworld's
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1218. What?
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1219. Desist with this
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1220. depraved disintegration,
Copy !req
1221. you diabolical despot.
Copy !req
1222. The Bat Gang has arrived.
Copy !req
1223. Prepare to face
Copy !req
1224. the hammers of justice!
Copy !req
1225. Like, um, what's next?
Copy !req
1226. Huh?
Copy !req
1227. Outrageous!
Copy !req
1228. - Now, that's what I call an
- entrance.
Copy !req
1229. More distractions!
Copy !req
1230. - Jeepers! He's turned into Bat
- villains.
Copy !req
1231. What do we do?
Copy !req
1232. Run!
Copy !req
1233. Like, isn't someone supposed
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1234. now?
Copy !req
1235. to say "holy something" about
Copy !req
1236. Oh, um...
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1237. Holy surrounded by Bat villains!
Copy !req
1238. Mmm. Not quite.
Copy !req
1239. Try, Holy Custer's Last Stand,
Copy !req
1240. Batman!
Copy !req
1241. How are you so good at this?
Copy !req
1242. Now!
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1243. - Huh?
Copy !req
1244. - Have a taste
Copy !req
1245. of the Bat dehydrator.
Copy !req
1246. (INDISTINCT POLICE CHATTER
Copy !req
1247. There we go.
Copy !req
1248. Good job, guys.
Copy !req
1249. Make sure you get every grain.
Copy !req
1250. Looks like we missed the party.
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1251. We all did.
Copy !req
1252. Took me a while to dig myself
Copy !req
1253. from under all that rubble.
Copy !req
1254. out
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1255. Now, for the unmasking.
Copy !req
1256. Only there's no mask
Copy !req
1257. to pull off this time.
Copy !req
1258. Allow me.
Copy !req
1259. Observe, The Crimson Cloak
Copy !req
1260. is actually Clayface.
Copy !req
1261. His real name is Basil Karlo,
Copy !req
1262. an actor who was transformed
Copy !req
1263. into living clay
Copy !req
1264. - and can mold himself into
- anything.
Copy !req
1265. Or anyone.
Copy !req
1266. That's why my telepathy
Copy !req
1267. didn't pick him up.
Copy !req
1268. But for what motive?
Copy !req
1269. - I picked up a corrosive bacteria
- strain.
Copy !req
1270. My body was breaking down,
Copy !req
1271. shape.
Copy !req
1272. getting harder to maintain my
Copy !req
1273. It was easier to split
Copy !req
1274. into several parts.
Copy !req
1275. Been there, done that.
Copy !req
1276. - But how could
- a teleportation machine help?
Copy !req
1277. I was offered a cure.
Copy !req
1278. - Just another acting role, I
- guess.
Copy !req
1279. All I had to do was help him
Copy !req
1280. by stealing the isotopes
Copy !req
1281. and framing you kids.
Copy !req
1282. Help who?
Copy !req
1283. The real culprit
Copy !req
1284. behind this entire plot.
Copy !req
1285. The Riddler.
Copy !req
1286. The Riddler?
Copy !req
1287. Once he had the machine,
Copy !req
1288. he would hand over a cure.
Copy !req
1289. - I suppose he was just acting,
- too.
Copy !req
1290. All right. Guess you kids
Copy !req
1291. ain't guilty of anything.
Copy !req
1292. Except maybe bad taste in
Copy !req
1293. fashion.
Copy !req
1294. Okay, let's get this
Copy !req
1295. ball of mud back to Blackgate.
Copy !req
1296. I almost feel sorry for
- him.
Copy !req
1297. He'll be fully
- rehydrated,
Copy !req
1298. Once he's securely back
Copy !req
1299. behind prison walls.
Copy !req
1300. Now, see here, old chap,
Copy !req
1301. how could Riddler have
Copy !req
1302. so complex a plan from Akhram?
Copy !req
1303. orchestrated
Copy !req
1304. - Because The Riddler was never at
- Arkham.
Copy !req
1305. Jinkies!
Copy !req
1306. Wow! I don't understand.
Copy !req
1307. Outrageous!
Copy !req
1308. Okay, I'm completely confused.
Copy !req
1309. Zoinks!
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1310. Batman to Arkham.
Copy !req
1311. Arkham here, Batman.
Copy !req
1312. Check inmate in cell
Copy !req
1313. DC-140.
Copy !req
1314. - The Riddler is still in his
- cell.
Copy !req
1315. Check again.
Copy !req
1316. What? Arkham to Batman.
Copy !req
1317. It's not The Riddler. It's...
Copy !req
1318. Another Clayface decoy.
Copy !req
1319. Then where is he?
Copy !req
1320. Closer than you think.
Copy !req
1321. - I believe you kids
- are owed a true unmasking.
Copy !req
1322. The Riddler?
Copy !req
1323. - Okay, now this is getting
- redundant.
Copy !req
1324. Incredible! How long was he
Copy !req
1325. posing as The Question?
Copy !req
1326. - Ever since our fight at the
- bank.
Copy !req
1327. - So Clayface pretended to be The
- Riddler.
Copy !req
1328. Giving The Riddler the chance
Copy !req
1329. to ambush The Question.
Copy !req
1330. A perfect shell game.
Copy !req
1331. Blazes! How did you
Copy !req
1332. suss that out, good man?
Copy !req
1333. - I didn't. I was too distracted
- by The Crimson Cloak
Copy !req
1334. And my own sense of failure.
Copy !req
1335. - It was Aquaman's
- keen observational skill
Copy !req
1336. - That noticed Question's
- changed demeanor.
Copy !req
1337. What the what?
Copy !req
1338. Oh, right. Yes, of course, old
Copy !req
1339. chum.
Copy !req
1340. Don't mention it.
Copy !req
1341. - We detectives have to stick
- together.
Copy !req
1342. Um...
Copy !req
1343. Like, it feels weird that we
Copy !req
1344. solve the crime or do the
Copy !req
1345. didn't
Copy !req
1346. wrap-up, even.
Copy !req
1347. Yeah, maybe you were right
Copy !req
1348. to begin with, Batman.
Copy !req
1349. - We aren't ready for the big
- leagues.
Copy !req
1350. - Actually, you've more than
- earned your place
Copy !req
1351. On the Mystery Analysts team.
Copy !req
1352. - I wouldn't have reopened
- or solved this case at all
Copy !req
1353. - If it weren't for you meddling
- kids.
Copy !req
1354. Okay, Riddler, it's time to get
Copy !req
1355. back to your cell at Arkham.
Copy !req
1356. you
Copy !req
1357. - And to think, I almost got away
- with...
Copy !req
1358. Oh, wait. I did get away with
Copy !req
1359. it.
Copy !req
1360. What are you talking about?
Copy !req
1361. One last riddle.
Copy !req
1362. How is this moment
Copy !req
1363. like the end of a boxing match?
Copy !req
1364. Because the gloves are off!
Copy !req
1365. —(ALL CLAMORING)
—(RIDDLER LAUGHS MANIACALLY)
Copy !req
1366. After him!
Copy !req
1367. - End of the line, you warped
- wordsmith.
Copy !req
1368. - You and your goons are
- outnumbered.
Copy !req
1369. This game has just begun.
Copy !req
1370. - You should know that
- the answer to every riddle
Copy !req
1371. Is an even bigger one.
Copy !req
1372. With this device, I can
Copy !req
1373. your precious city into
Copy !req
1374. riddle
Copy !req
1375. oblivion.
Copy !req
1376. It can vaporize
Copy !req
1377. entire sections of Gotham.
Copy !req
1378. I need only pick a target,
Copy !req
1379. press a button, and zap!
Copy !req
1380. It vanishes forever.
Copy !req
1381. First up...
Copy !req
1382. Say goodbye to City Hall.
Copy !req
1383. Riddle me this.
—What?
Copy !req
1384. What just hit you?
Copy !req
1385. Answer? The Question.
Copy !req
1386. Question, lower the shield!
Copy !req
1387. (GRUNTS) It's not working.
Copy !req
1388. Ah, we need to shut it down.
Copy !req
1389. - I'm afraid it's on a chain
- reaction.
Copy !req
1390. It cannot be stopped.
Copy !req
1391. - Batman, you'll have to destroy
- it!
Copy !req
1392. (EERILY) Batman.
Copy !req
1393. - That voice.
- How can I still be hearing it?
Copy !req
1394. I don't hear anything.
Copy !req
1395. Me neither.
Copy !req
1396. I heard it.
—You did?
Copy !req
1397. And see it.
Copy !req
1398. Bangers and mash!
Copy !req
1399. It looks like a man.
Copy !req
1400. - I know who it is.
- We need to reverse the polarity.
Copy !req
1401. - Impossible! It's too late,
- Batman.
Copy !req
1402. It's not impossible. I can help.
Copy !req
1403. - Shaggy, Fred, Daphne, Detective
- Chimp,
Copy !req
1404. - Flip every other relay
- to reverse phasing.
Copy !req
1405. - I just want to say this really
- tingles.
Copy !req
1406. And not in a good way.
Copy !req
1407. (EERILY) Batman.
Copy !req
1408. Can't get leverage.
Copy !req
1409. Slipping.
Copy !req
1410. Hurry! It's about to overload!
Copy !req
1411. Batman?
Copy !req
1412. Hmm.
Copy !req
1413. I'm alive?
Copy !req
1414. Leo Scarlett. Welcome home.
Copy !req
1415. Aah...
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1416. - Your first encounter with the
- machine
Copy !req
1417. - Put you in tune
- with the teleporter's frequency.
Copy !req
1418. But only when you were near the
Copy !req
1419. used in the original device.
Copy !req
1420. isotopes
Copy !req
1421. That's why I kept hearing
Copy !req
1422. him at the crime scenes.
Copy !req
1423. There you are.
Copy !req
1424. Professor Scarlett.
Copy !req
1425. Thank you, Caped Crusader,
Copy !req
1426. for saving my son.
Copy !req
1427. - I can't give you back
- the years you've lost,
Copy !req
1428. - But I'm sure you have many more
- ahead.
Copy !req
1429. So, Bats, how does it feel
Copy !req
1430. solved?
Copy !req
1431. to have your unsolved case
Copy !req
1432. It feels good.
Copy !req
1433. - But I couldn't have done it
- without my friends.
Copy !req
1434. Especially Scooby and the gang.
Copy !req
1435. You realize that leaves him with
Copy !req
1436. right?
Copy !req
1437. a clean slate of solved cases,
Copy !req
1438. Overachiever.
Copy !req
1439. - There'll be no living with him
- now.
Copy !req
1440. As if there was before.
Copy !req
1441. Mystery Incorporated,
Copy !req
1442. you filled those suits well.
Copy !req
1443. Aw, shucks. (GIGGLES)
Copy !req
1444. Ah, finally, we can relax.
Copy !req
1445. Nope, afraid not.
Copy !req
1446. - Tonight is our last night in
- Gotham.
Copy !req
1447. Oh...
Copy !req
1448. Then until our next adventure.
Copy !req
1449. It's been an honor,
Copy !req
1450. Mystery Incorporated.
Copy !req
1451. Actually, there's one remaining
Copy !req
1452. that we've finally solved.
Copy !req
1453. mystery
Copy !req
1454. - The biggest question of them
- all,
Copy !req
1455. "Who is the Batman?"
Copy !req
1456. - And we finally figured out the
- answer.
Copy !req
1457. Mmm-hmm.
Copy !req
1458. Oh, this should be good.
Copy !req
1459. Batman is the warmest, kindest,
Copy !req
1460. met.
Copy !req
1461. most big-hearted soul we've ever
Copy !req
1462. A great big teddy bat.
Copy !req
1463. Aw...
Copy !req
1464. - Then I hope you'll
- keep that to yourselves.
Copy !req
1465. - The criminal underworld - would
have a field day if they - Knew.
Copy !req
1466. Your secret's safe with us.
Copy !req
1467. No promises.
Copy !req
1468. I almost forgot,
Copy !req
1469. a bat snack for Scooby.
Copy !req
1470. - You've earned it.
—Yeah!
Copy !req
1471. —(LAUGHS)
—Hmm.
Copy !req
1472. Holy Scooby-Dooby-Doo, Batman!
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