1. Your favorite WWE Superstars...Copy !req
2. Cutting-edge technology...Copy !req
3. Who will surviveCopy !req
4. WWE's Muscle Moto X Off Road Challenge?Copy !req
5. This is awesome!Copy !req
6. Yeah, so awesome!Copy !req
7. Welcome back, folks. I'm Michael ColeCopy !req
8. and today, we bring you,
live, the final broadcastCopy !req
9. of qualifying for the WWE Muscle Moto X.Copy !req
10. Today's time-trial will determine
the starting order tomorrowCopy !req
11. for this extreme road race
and its $1 million prize.Copy !req
12. Scoob, can you do something
about the reception?Copy !req
13. I think so.Copy !req
14. Hmm...Copy !req
15. Back at the starting line,
we've got Too AwesomeCopy !req
16. rounding out another leg
of the time-trial.Copy !req
17. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
18. I forgot we were right here!Copy !req
19. Close behind is the Celtic Cruiser
fighting to take the lead.Copy !req
20. Ole!Copy !req
21. Ole!Copy !req
22. A good run by Los Matadores
in the Pamplona Especial.Copy !req
23. They'll be near the front for the first leg
of this three-day race.Copy !req
24. Wrench.Copy !req
25. We're in last place, Rusev.Copy !req
26. They think you drive
like a pierogi vendor.Copy !req
27. But they are in for a surprise
when superior power of Moscow ExpressCopy !req
28. conquers these pathetic Superstars.Copy !req
29. Rusev crush competition!Copy !req
30. Yes, and all it will take
is Russian ingenuity.Copy !req
31. Going to the pits in the Celtic Cruiser.Copy !req
32. Sheamus, the Celtic Warrior,
does not seem pleasedCopy !req
33. with the brothers Goldust
and Stardust at present.Copy !req
34. Will you get inside?Copy !req
35. You're making us look dead ridiculous!Copy !req
36. We must purify our aurasCopy !req
37. in the light of the setting star.Copy !req
38. Its cosmic illumination reveals
the path to our destiny.Copy !req
39. The Too Awesome is pummeling this
time-trial course with power and styleCopy !req
40. that can only come
from a pair of WWE champions.Copy !req
41. Just look at 'em,
tackling these jumps and turns.Copy !req
42. Just like they take down
their competition in the ring.Copy !req
43. These two Superstars are on fire today!Copy !req
44. Careful, sweetie.Copy !req
45. Precious cargo.Copy !req
46. Oh, of course, Miz.Copy !req
47. I'd never wanna injure my teammate
and new best friend.Copy !req
48. Good girl. Wait, was that sarcasm?Copy !req
49. Despite all the rumored friction between
Paige and her teammate, The Miz,Copy !req
50. their car, the Too Awesome,
could be a real contender.Copy !req
51. One D.C. Pretzel, please.Copy !req
52. I should be studying
about ancient Sumerian traps,Copy !req
53. but these high-tech racecars, oh!Copy !req
54. They're just so interesting.Copy !req
55. - And loud, too!Copy !req
56. Uh, let's see.Copy !req
57. I would like Skinny Man's
Dead Meat On a Bun, please.Copy !req
58. Our most popular item.Copy !req
59. Excellent choice.Copy !req
60. Hey, Scoob.Copy !req
61. One more DM on a B, ASAP.Copy !req
62. A-okay.Copy !req
63. You guys are a hit! Good job.Copy !req
64. More like, great job!Copy !req
65. Mr. McMahon said we can have
all the food we can eat!Copy !req
66. And we get the best seats in
the house to watch the race!Copy !req
67. Yeah!Copy !req
68. Mmm...Copy !req
69. Ladies and gentlemen.Copy !req
70. A surprise guest has just arrived
at the broadcast booth.Copy !req
71. The Chairman and CEO of WWE himself,Copy !req
72. Mr. McMahon.Copy !req
73. What gave you the idea
for this extraordinary event?Copy !req
74. Actually, Michael, my talented daughter
Stephanie, thought up Muscle Moto X.Copy !req
75. She carries forward
the grand family traditionCopy !req
76. of new and exciting sports entertainment.Copy !req
77. It's three days, three races
and 300 times the actionCopy !req
78. of any off-road race you have ever seen.Copy !req
79. Who's your favorite to win?Copy !req
80. Perhaps The Authority, with your daughter,
Stephanie, and her husband, Triple H?Copy !req
81. With all the work she has back at WWE,
Stephanie's got no time for racing.Copy !req
82. Time for a Muscle Moto X instant replay.Copy !req
83. For current first-place qualifier,
the Company Car,Copy !req
84. driven by The Authority,
Triple H and Stephanie McMahon.Copy !req
85. Yeah!Copy !req
86. We're just that good!Copy !req
87. No one can challenge The Authority,
and no one can challenge a McMahon.Copy !req
88. Um, I thought you said
she wasn't competing.Copy !req
89. This interview is over.Copy !req
90. Like, here you go.Copy !req
91. Our Super Duper Scooby Dooby
Sub Sandwiches on the house!Copy !req
92. Or on the truck.Copy !req
93. Like, Scoob, we gotta go.
The Undertaker's up next.Copy !req
94. Are you fans of The Phenom, too?Copy !req
95. Like, Phenom-enal fans!Copy !req
96. The Too Awesome crosses the finish
line, currently in the second-place position.Copy !req
97. Too Awesome, indeed.Copy !req
98. Boy, these D.C. Pretzels are great!Copy !req
99. - Wonder what the "D.C." stands for.
- Delicious and Crunchy!Copy !req
100. It stands for Deadman's Curve.
See, it's part of the race.Copy !req
101. These pretzels copy the road
right down to where it crumbled away.Copy !req
102. Deadman's Curve?Copy !req
103. Gulp!Copy !req
104. Like, how can something
so tasty be so scary?Copy !req
105. Yeah. Scary-licious.Copy !req
106. Did you know, the Legendmobile
has a 7.0-liter engineCopy !req
107. that puts out 600 horsepower
and can do 0 to 60 in four seconds?Copy !req
108. - Uh-oh. I'm becoming a gearhead.
- This could cut into my trap studies.Copy !req
109. Oh, Fred.Copy !req
110. - Like, I know that music!
- Yeah.Copy !req
111. It's... it's... it's the legend!
It's the legend!Copy !req
112. Now approaching
the starting line in the Legendmobile,Copy !req
113. WWE legends Dusty RhodesCopy !req
114. and the Undertaker.Copy !req
115. - Whoo! Dusty Rhodes!Copy !req
116. I thought you guys were Undertaker fans.Copy !req
117. We are. When he's on TV.Copy !req
118. - But in real life...
- He's scary!Copy !req
119. Boom! Fans at trackside are exploding
at the arrival of these two WWE legends.Copy !req
120. This is Kofi Kingston, reporting
from the field. Back to you, Michael.Copy !req
121. And, you're out. Excellent.
This may be my best production yet.Copy !req
122. Even better than Tornado Divers,
or Tsunami Surfing.Copy !req
123. I'm just happy to be a part
of the action, Mr. Qualls.Copy !req
124. Oh, you're gonna be right in the thick
of it, Kofi. Just wait and see.Copy !req
125. You're talking to the guy who pitched
holding the Olympics in a hurricane!Copy !req
126. The American Dream
and the unstoppable force.Copy !req
127. Let's bury the competition.Copy !req
128. And they're off!Copy !req
129. What acceleration!Copy !req
130. They've passed the first marker two-tenths
of a second faster than the Company Car.Copy !req
131. There's a good reason why the Undertaker
and Rhodes are the favorites.Copy !req
132. Let me tell you what.
We gonna make it to the pay window.Copy !req
133. Oh, my!Copy !req
134. Ladies and gentlemen,
there's been an explosion on the track.Copy !req
135. And out of nowhere,
a new car has appeared.Copy !req
136. The new car is chasing the Legendmobile!Copy !req
137. What the devil?Copy !req
138. The devil it is.Copy !req
139. This just got a lot more interesting.Copy !req
140. Our sky drone cameras
are picking up the driver, Michael.Copy !req
141. - That's no Superstar.
- Then who is it?Copy !req
142. Like, not anyone I wanna know.Copy !req
143. Me, neither.Copy !req
144. Security's been called.Copy !req
145. This monstrous vehicle
must be stopped before it...Copy !req
146. No! It just rammed into the Legendmobile!Copy !req
147. Stranger, you just dug your own grave.Copy !req
148. Yes! The Undertaker is fighting back!Copy !req
149. This demonic driver picked
a fight with the wrong...Copy !req
150. Wait a minute! Is that a...Copy !req
151. A scorpion tail?Copy !req
152. My goodness! The demonic racer
has wrecked the Legendmobile.Copy !req
153. Team Legend may be seriously hurt!Copy !req
154. I'm seeing some movement
inside the twisted wreckage.Copy !req
155. Yes! Team Legend is okay!Copy !req
156. The curse of Inferno is upon you!Copy !req
157. End this race or suffer!Copy !req
158. Doesn't seem neighborly at all.Copy !req
159. Looks like Dusty is gonna
teach this monster a lesson.Copy !req
160. We gonna get funky like a monkey.Copy !req
161. Vintage Dusty Rhodes!Copy !req
162. - The American Dream is off his feet!Copy !req
163. Oh, no!Copy !req
164. - Oh!
- Dusty!Copy !req
165. Run, creature. But you can't hide.Copy !req
166. In the end, no man or beastCopy !req
167. escapes the Undertaker.Copy !req
168. Eh, I just threw out my back, man.
Don't worry about it.Copy !req
169. I know, Dusty, but the doc says
you need to take it easy for a while.Copy !req
170. I still ain't letting go of my dream.Copy !req
171. Buy them grandkids that ranch.Copy !req
172. So they can learn them three R's...Copy !req
173. Riding, roping and ranching.Copy !req
174. You'll get better, Pop. I've seen it.Copy !req
175. We'll carry your dream
across the finish line.Copy !req
176. I know you will, boys.Copy !req
177. I know.Copy !req
178. So, Undertaker.Copy !req
179. Does this mean, that you'll withdraw
from the Muscle Moto X?Copy !req
180. The Undertaker never backs down.Copy !req
181. When I find that gutless demon driver,Copy !req
182. I will deliver him back to the darkness
from whence he came.Copy !req
183. And he will...Copy !req
184. rest...Copy !req
185. in...Copy !req
186. peace.Copy !req
187. Paige, Miz.Copy !req
188. Can I get your reactions
to today's chilling events?Copy !req
189. Another monster attack? Really?Copy !req
190. - Ow!
- We're all pulling for DustyCopy !req
191. and we hope he makes a complete recovery.Copy !req
192. To all my worried fans,
the money-maker was spared.Copy !req
193. The Miz is still in the game
and the Muscle Moto X can now continue.Copy !req
194. You can all thank me later.Copy !req
195. We'll thank you when you
dry up and blow away.Copy !req
196. Like, let's get out of here
while the getting is good.Copy !req
197. Like, before that scary demon comes back.Copy !req
198. Yeah. Good idea.Copy !req
199. Whoa! Not so fast.Copy !req
200. We need to get to the bottom of this.Copy !req
201. The bottom of this might be way, way down!Copy !req
202. Like, in the underworld down!Copy !req
203. Shaggy, you can't run away.Copy !req
204. Yeah, what about the food truck?Copy !req
205. Oh, thanks for reminding me.Copy !req
206. Grab the food, Scoob.Copy !req
207. - Whoa!
- Oh!Copy !req
208. Gulp.
Mr. McMahon.Copy !req
209. We're just, like, um,
taking your food for a walk.Copy !req
210. I'm glad I found you all.Copy !req
211. I have a feeling we haven't seen
the last of that demon driver,Copy !req
212. and now, they're talking
about a curse on this race.Copy !req
213. I'd feel a lot better if Mystery
Incorporated were on the case.Copy !req
214. Will ya help me?Copy !req
215. Don't say it.Copy !req
216. Please don't say it.Copy !req
217. You can count on us, Mr. McMahon.Copy !req
218. He said it.Copy !req
219. Gang, it looks like we've got
another mystery on our hands.Copy !req
220. This is where the Demon Rig disappeared.Copy !req
221. Even the tire tracks.Copy !req
222. They just stop.Copy !req
223. Check this out.Copy !req
224. According to this article,
the demon has appeared before.Copy !req
225. In the 1930s, there used to be races on
Marauder's Mountain in homemade hot rods.Copy !req
226. During one event, an unknown racer appeared
out of nowhere to challenge them all.Copy !req
227. He was ruthless.Copy !req
228. This mountain is mine!Copy !req
229. But as he reached the top,Copy !req
230. he realized too late that
Deadman's Curve had washed away.Copy !req
231. Uh-oh.Copy !req
232. No!Copy !req
233. They say you can
still see the racer to this day,Copy !req
234. cursed to forever haunt any attempts
to race on the mountain.Copy !req
235. Why can't there ever be, like,
a comforting legend?Copy !req
236. Hmm, what's this?Copy !req
237. Ugh!Copy !req
238. This smells like rotten eggs.Copy !req
239. Ugh, horrible.Copy !req
240. Ugh! Ew!Copy !req
241. - Sniff.
- Really, Fred?Copy !req
242. Sulfur, also called brimstone.Copy !req
243. A demonic substance,
if there ever was one.Copy !req
244. Also a natural chemical
used in many smoke effects.Copy !req
245. True, but boring.Copy !req
246. Walter Qualls is my name.Copy !req
247. I'm the producer of the Muscle Moto X.Copy !req
248. Like, don't you produce
Angry Shark Racers,Copy !req
249. where contestants swim past angry sharks
wearing steak-covered wetsuits?Copy !req
250. All seven seasons.Copy !req
251. You seem to like the idea
of the supernatural.Copy !req
252. What's not to like?Copy !req
253. I got WWE Superstars,
a million-dollar prize,Copy !req
254. and now a demon's curse.Copy !req
255. It's a producer's jackpot!Copy !req
256. A 40 share.Copy !req
257. So, could you take it easy
and not snoop so hard?Copy !req
258. Let's keep this mystery alive.Copy !req
259. Sorry. The only time we stop
is when the mystery is solved.Copy !req
260. Or we run away.Copy !req
261. I don't think Mr. McMahon would
appreciate you trying to hinder this case.Copy !req
262. Me? Hinder? No.Copy !req
263. I'm just saying, demons are hot!
Zombies would be even better.Copy !req
264. Ooh, maybe the demon is part zombie.Copy !req
265. Why don't you go down to the pit hangerCopy !req
266. and ask the Superstars what they saw
of this zombie demon?Copy !req
267. - No one said zombie.
- No one didn't say zombie.Copy !req
268. Wow!Copy !req
269. Superstars and super cars!Copy !req
270. They're checking out the engines
for tomorrow's race.Copy !req
271. Oh, man. I'd like
to check out a few myself.Copy !req
272. I think we should split up and ask
if anyone saw anything unusual.Copy !req
273. You mean, like, besides a demon racer?Copy !req
274. - Huh?
- Huh?Copy !req
275. The world is filled with surprises.Copy !req
276. Zoinks!Copy !req
277. - Like, no kidding.
Huh?Copy !req
278. You know, Scoob. We already
got one mystery on our hands.Copy !req
279. We don't need two more.Copy !req
280. Let's skedaddle.Copy !req
281. And fast.Copy !req
282. - Okay, let's go.Copy !req
283. A talking dog?Copy !req
284. Bizarre.Copy !req
285. Like, those dudes are like a bad toaster.Copy !req
286. They pop up when you least expect it.Copy !req
287. Well, I'll be...Copy !req
288. You're the two that vanquished
the Ghost Bear.Copy !req
289. - Undertaker.Copy !req
290. Scared, excited, same time.Copy !req
291. Brain confused.Copy !req
292. Skinny Man and Dead Meat, right?Copy !req
293. Like, yeah.Copy !req
294. But you can call us Shaggy and Scooby.Copy !req
295. In fact, you can call us
anything you like.Copy !req
296. But please don't call us to our final rest,
Mr. Undertaker-Phenom-Deadman, sir.Copy !req
297. - Yeah.Copy !req
298. The bell tolls only for the demon.Copy !req
299. And you can just call me Taker.Copy !req
300. You learn anything about that creature,
you let me know.Copy !req
301. Scooby, Scooby, Scooby!Copy !req
302. - Hmm? Ah!
- Ole!Copy !req
303. Looks like you've got
another fan besides me.Copy !req
304. We have no idea why a demon driver
or anyone would want to stop the race.Copy !req
305. Maybe it's someone who's desperate
to get the prize money.Copy !req
306. That would not be us, mi querida senorita.Copy !req
307. We are in it for the honor
of the Matadors.Copy !req
308. What is that interesting scent
you assault my nostrils with?Copy !req
309. Sulfur.Copy !req
310. Looks like I've got a mystery
on my hands.Copy !req
311. Hey, Triple H.Copy !req
312. Fred, Daphne.Copy !req
313. Do you know my wife, Stephanie?Copy !req
314. Just by reputation.Copy !req
315. Daughter of Mr. McMahon and a champion
in the ring and the business world.Copy !req
316. Also known as the Billion Dollar Princess.Copy !req
317. Really? That's great.Copy !req
318. I like your friends, Hunter.Copy !req
319. And I love those classic Takemotos.Copy !req
320. Thanks. Fashion for the girl of action.Copy !req
321. Daddy bought them.Copy !req
322. A generous father.Copy !req
323. Looks like we have that in common, too.Copy !req
324. We're actually helping your dad
on this demon case.Copy !req
325. What do you know about the demon?Copy !req
326. Only that he'd better not get
on Hunter's bad side.Copy !req
327. If he knows what's good for him.Copy !req
328. Stephanie, I thought we decided
you weren't going to competeCopy !req
329. because you had too much work to do.Copy !req
330. And I told you I can think up
Muscle Moto X, plan it and win it.Copy !req
331. No, Stephanie. You're doing too much,
and that's not safe.Copy !req
332. - You're out.
- But I'm Hunter's racing partner.Copy !req
333. Scooby, Scooby, Scooby, Scooby, Scooby!Copy !req
334. - Like...Copy !req
335. Ole!Copy !req
336. I'm sure I can find someone else.Copy !req
337. You can't be serious.Copy !req
338. Ladies and gentlemen,
dinner is now being served.Copy !req
339. I think I'm suddenly allergic to dogs.Copy !req
340. Don't worry, honey. He can't
take me out of the race that easily.Copy !req
341. Like, Scooby-Doo, do you know
what you could buy with a million dollars?Copy !req
342. A pepperoni pizza every day
for every meal for the rest of your life!Copy !req
343. Extra-large?Copy !req
344. Extra, extra-large.Copy !req
345. So, the show goes on without a hitch, huh?Copy !req
346. Why, of course it does.Copy !req
347. It figures.Copy !req
348. Y'all better watch yourself.Copy !req
349. It's more than that demon
that got old Dusty.Copy !req
350. It's the curse.Copy !req
351. You can wrestle one,
but the other's the devil's work.Copy !req
352. Don't expect this guy to care,
no matter how dangerous it gets.Copy !req
353. Dusty!Copy !req
354. Hmm, Mr. Rhodes sure seems
to have an ax to grind.Copy !req
355. He wanted the prize money for his family.Copy !req
356. I understand the feeling.Copy !req
357. 'Cause I guess I'm out, too.Copy !req
358. Whoa, whoa, whoa! Let's not be hasty!Copy !req
359. I'm sure there's something we can do.Copy !req
360. He's good for five points in the ratings.Copy !req
361. We need him.Copy !req
362. You know who'd make
great teammates for Undertaker?Copy !req
363. Skinny Man and Dead Meat.Copy !req
364. - Stephanie...
- That's brilliant!Copy !req
365. Teaming Undertaker with a teenager
and a dog makes him an underdog.Copy !req
366. And people love underdogs.Copy !req
367. And dogs! It's a win-win.Copy !req
368. Yeah. A win-win.Copy !req
369. You can thank me later.Copy !req
370. Skinny Man and Dead Meat.Copy !req
371. How would you like to race
in Muscle Moto X with...Copy !req
372. The Undertaker as your partner?Copy !req
373. Partners?Copy !req
374. With the Undertaker?Copy !req
375. I'm so scared and happy.Copy !req
376. - Uh-huh. "Scappy."Copy !req
377. - But what if the demon comes back?Copy !req
378. Like a nightmare.Copy !req
379. There can only be
one nightmare in this race,Copy !req
380. and that's me.Copy !req
381. Rest assured, if the demon appears again,Copy !req
382. I'll make sure it's his last ride.Copy !req
383. Let's join forces and win this race.Copy !req
384. What do you say?Copy !req
385. One nightmare canceling the other
is, like, a dream come true.Copy !req
386. Here's to Team Taker.Copy !req
387. Team Taker.Copy !req
388. Ah, come on.Copy !req
389. $300 for one darn textbook?Copy !req
390. What's up, Earl?Copy !req
391. My kids are going to college,
but I'm the one who's getting an education.Copy !req
392. Everyone, this is Big Earl.Copy !req
393. He customized all the cars,
including the Legendmobile.Copy !req
394. Cool.Copy !req
395. So where's my little beast?Copy !req
396. I warn you, Undertaker. She ain't pretty.Copy !req
397. It caught fire before we dug her out.Copy !req
398. Gas line must've tore.Copy !req
399. About all that's left
is your steering wheel here.Copy !req
400. And, lo, the Legendmobile
sheds its mortal coil.Copy !req
401. Rust...Copy !req
402. in...Copy !req
403. peace.Copy !req
404. Like, I guess,
we can't race after all.Copy !req
405. You know, I could
give you a hand, Big Earl.Copy !req
406. I've discovered I like wrenching,
as, uh, we car guys say.Copy !req
407. Mmm, okay.Copy !req
408. You wanna help, that's great.Copy !req
409. But I'm a mechanic, not a miracle worker.Copy !req
410. How are we gonna make something
that runs outta this?Copy !req
411. I have an idea.Copy !req
412. Go get some rest and I promise
we'll have something by morning.Copy !req
413. You guys work your magic.Copy !req
414. If you build it, I will drive it.Copy !req
415. Hey, what's all this powder?Copy !req
416. Uh, who knows?Copy !req
417. Washing day for my coveralls
don't come round but twice a year.Copy !req
418. Hmm, it's not brimstone.Copy !req
419. I think it's talcum powder.Copy !req
420. Oh, yeah. It's from replacing
an airbag in one of the cars.Copy !req
421. Do that a lot. They have powder in 'em
to keep 'em from getting bunched up.Copy !req
422. Like, man, if any race
needs airbags, it's this one.Copy !req
423. Come on, Hunter, it's late.Copy !req
424. And we still need to get
our pre-race manicures.Copy !req
425. Manicures?Copy !req
426. You're welcome to join us.Copy !req
427. After all, beautiful nails
lead to a happier life.Copy !req
428. I know, right?Copy !req
429. - Really?
- Yes, really.Copy !req
430. Come on, kid. Let's see what you got.Copy !req
431. Oh, boy!Copy !req
432. Welcome, WWE fans all across the worldCopy !req
433. to the first leg of the Muscle
Moto X Off Road Challenge.Copy !req
434. Moments from now,
your favorite WWE SuperstarsCopy !req
435. will charge forward into the fearsome
Deadwood Forest.Copy !req
436. Our sky drone cameras are
ready to cover all the action.Copy !req
437. Each Superstar team starts
in the order of their time-trial finish,Copy !req
438. and the team that wins todayCopy !req
439. - gets a 30-second head start in leg two...
- Ugh.Copy !req
440. bringing them that much closer
to the $1 million prize.Copy !req
441. And this just in.Copy !req
442. A last-minute change in the line-up.Copy !req
443. The Undertaker teams with
Skinny Man and Dead Meat.Copy !req
444. It's team Taker in the Scoobanator.Copy !req
445. You'll love
the new modifications.Copy !req
446. We bored it, rocked it,Copy !req
447. and then we...Copy !req
448. Dropped it hot!Copy !req
449. Huh, I'm on no sleep.Copy !req
450. I appreciate the effort and all,Copy !req
451. but isn't this a food truck?Copy !req
452. Yeah. It's like having
a drive-thru window drive with you.Copy !req
453. Remember, Undertaker...Copy !req
454. - Come on, Fred. Let's go.
- What?Copy !req
455. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
456. If you want more speed,
be sure to press the...Copy !req
457. Hey, wait! Press the what?Copy !req
458. Okay, folks. They're all lined up.Copy !req
459. Powerful, high-tech engines are humming.Copy !req
460. Pulses are pounding, excitement
is building, tensions are rising.Copy !req
461. With $1 million up for grabs,Copy !req
462. these WWE Superstars will pull
no punches to win it all.Copy !req
463. Who will taste victory?Copy !req
464. Who will suffer defeat?Copy !req
465. It's anyone's game, folks.Copy !req
466. And they're off!Copy !req
467. Aw!Copy !req
468. - Huh?Copy !req
469. Move, beast! Ugh!Copy !req
470. This racing roach-coach
is more like a dead weight.Copy !req
471. Yeah. Look on the bright side.Copy !req
472. Oh, man!Copy !req
473. These are great seats to watch you race.Copy !req
474. Go, Undertaker!Copy !req
475. Looks like Team Taker's
sandwich can't cut the mustard,Copy !req
476. but the rest of our competitors are rocking
it off-road and into the Deadwood Forest.Copy !req
477. Let's get a closer look.Copy !req
478. It's your eye in the sky,
the man who can fly, Kofi Kingston,Copy !req
479. reporting to you from above the action.Copy !req
480. Looks like The Authority is wasting no time
in showing the others who's boss...Copy !req
481. and the Moscow Express is the first competitor
to take battle damage in today's race.Copy !req
482. But don't count Team Russia out yet.Copy !req
483. Rusev fix.Copy !req
484. Da! I will drive.Copy !req
485. Each competitor is
equipped with magnetic bootsCopy !req
486. and tools to make repairs on the go.Copy !req
487. Magnetic boots?Copy !req
488. This race just keeps
getting more exciting.Copy !req
489. Los Matadores are bringing the Pamplona
Especial alongside the Celtic Cruiser.Copy !req
490. They may be planning something
especial themselves.Copy !req
491. Ah!Copy !req
492. - Whoa, whoa!Copy !req
493. El Torito's small, but he's
showing both heart and horns today.Copy !req
494. - Ole!
- Ole!Copy !req
495. Torito may not be steering, but I
bet his distraction drove Sheamus crazy.Copy !req
496. Argh. Now you've got me Irish up.Copy !req
497. Argh. Why don't you
two fellas just get lost?Copy !req
498. Keep it together, Sheamus.Copy !req
499. Just keep it together.Copy !req
500. The Authority holds
the lead, but it's still early.Copy !req
501. - Anything can happen.Copy !req
502. The Company Car's leading!Copy !req
503. Whoo! Go, Stephanie!Copy !req
504. You know Shaggy and Scooby
are also in this race.Copy !req
505. I can have more than one favorite.Copy !req
506. By definition, no.Copy !req
507. These supercars are
demolishing this off-road course.Copy !req
508. Except for The Scoobanator.Copy !req
509. Each of these amazing vehicles has
been designed to withstand any obstacle.Copy !req
510. Except for The Scoobanator, Michael.Copy !req
511. This rig is 10 pounds of bolts
in a five-pound bucket.Copy !req
512. This race is cursed.Copy !req
513. Team Taker won't be counted out,
but they're struggling to build momentum.Copy !req
514. Looks like The Authority
is losing momentum.Copy !req
515. I'd take the lead if I were driving,
but I'm awesome.Copy !req
516. The crazy Russians hit us again.Copy !req
517. I'd dodge them if I were driving,
but I'm awesome.Copy !req
518. You know what you need? Mentoring.Copy !req
519. Oh.Copy !req
520. The Too Awesome
and Moscow Express docking for second,Copy !req
521. while the Company Car dominates the game!Copy !req
522. Oh, no. The Demon Rig has returned.Copy !req
523. I'm goin' in close, Michael.
Careful, Kofi.Copy !req
524. You're at the most dangerous
part of the course.Copy !req
525. The old Deadwood Bridge.Copy !req
526. This race is doomed.Copy !req
527. All those who oppose Inferno will perish!Copy !req
528. Whoa!Copy !req
529. Inferno's got some serious heat.Copy !req
530. He's tryin' to burn down the whole race.Copy !req
531. Go! Go! Go!Copy !req
532. Look at 'em go, folks!Copy !req
533. Facing the fire of a supernatural specter.Copy !req
534. That's why they call them Superstars.Copy !req
535. What bravery!Copy !req
536. I'm too young to fry!Copy !req
537. Great driving, Hunter.Copy !req
538. Triple H is leading
the charge past Inferno.Copy !req
539. Now the demon is after the Company Car.Copy !req
540. How's he driving, Kofi?Copy !req
541. I don't know, but it doesn't
look good for Team Authority.Copy !req
542. I'm trying to get in closer to them.Copy !req
543. Whoa!Copy !req
544. My drones don't seem to want to be
anywhere near that demon.Copy !req
545. Nor do your jammers.Copy !req
546. The curse of the demon must be
interfering with the signal, too.Copy !req
547. The horror. The horror!Copy !req
548. Oh, no! Not the scorpion tail again!Copy !req
549. Poor Stephanie!Copy !req
550. She just had her hair done this morning.Copy !req
551. You'd think her father
would be watching this.Copy !req
552. He hasn't even been on any
of the production cams.Copy !req
553. - Fred, pay attention.Copy !req
554. Push the red button on the dash!Copy !req
555. Zoinks! Fire.Copy !req
556. Fire!Copy !req
557. Don't worry.Copy !req
558. The Undertaker does not fear the flame.Copy !req
559. But we do!Copy !req
560. By thunder and lightning!Copy !req
561. That's what Fred was trying to say.Copy !req
562. We got boosters!Copy !req
563. Oh, my! Deadwood Bridge
is shattering apart!Copy !req
564. Team Taker is in real trouble here.Copy !req
565. - Woo-hoo!
- Scoobanator!Copy !req
566. - Man, way to go, guys!
- Yay! Scooby-Doo!Copy !req
567. I cannot believe what I'm seeing.Copy !req
568. Only the Undertaker could fly
a sandwich out of the jaws of oblivion.Copy !req
569. There's that yellow-bellied demon.Copy !req
570. - Inferno!
- Inferno!Copy !req
571. - Smoke!
- Smoke!Copy !req
572. Where did he go?Copy !req
573. - Mountain!
- Mountain!Copy !req
574. Whoa!Copy !req
575. Unbelievable!Copy !req
576. But where did Inferno go?Copy !req
577. Company Car's through!Copy !req
578. Here comes the Pamplona Especial.Copy !req
579. No sign of the Demon Rig.Copy !req
580. Wait. It's... It's...Copy !req
581. The Scoobanator!Copy !req
582. And the first leg of Muscle Moto X
finishes with The Authority in first place,Copy !req
583. Team Taker in second
and Los Matadores in third.Copy !req
584. Join us again tomorrow for
the next round of the Muscle Moto X.Copy !req
585. Hopefully, no more spooky stuff happens.Copy !req
586. Argh.Copy !req
587. Where did you fellas go?Copy !req
588. It's not where we went that matters...Copy !req
589. It's where we come from.Copy !req
590. - Ah!Copy !req
591. Huh, burrito, burrito!Copy !req
592. Burrito, burrito!Copy !req
593. You have to be pleased
with your performance,Copy !req
594. especially with the appearance
of this Demon Rig.Copy !req
595. Are you concerned the race may be cursed?Copy !req
596. Mark my words, Michael.Copy !req
597. No demon or devil or any other
ghoul will interfere with my race.Copy !req
598. We'll take him out and then
we will take the championship.Copy !req
599. Just like we took the 30-second
head start for today's win.Copy !req
600. Second to last place!Copy !req
601. Pathetic.Copy !req
602. You should wear pink, frilly dressesCopy !req
603. so the people know you're
not the Russian champion,Copy !req
604. but a little bunny-man masquerading
as the Russian champion.Copy !req
605. Nyet! Nyet! Lies!Copy !req
606. Rusev not take you to
the outlet mall this weekend.Copy !req
607. Okay.Copy !req
608. Undertaker, your team took second place
today, using a modified food truck.Copy !req
609. That's truly amazing.Copy !req
610. Dark forces lashed out against us.Copy !req
611. The flames of Inferno
tried to swallow us whole,Copy !req
612. but the bell tolls not for Team Taker,Copy !req
613. it tolls for the demon.Copy !req
614. Oh, are those McMahon's Mania Meatballs?Copy !req
615. - Meatballs?
- Meatballs?Copy !req
616. I see you're lacking an A-List talent
to train your camera on, Kofi.Copy !req
617. Lucky for you, I'm here.Copy !req
618. And yes, I am disappointed in my team.Copy !req
619. Paige was beyond terrible.Copy !req
620. I'd give her a grade of poor-minus.Copy !req
621. You're blaming me? You did nothing.Copy !req
622. Wrong-o!Copy !req
623. First, I was performing like a champion,Copy !req
624. B, I was gracing this event
with my style and credibility,Copy !req
625. and thirdly, I tried mentoring you,Copy !req
626. but you didn't listen to any
of my excellent advice.Copy !req
627. Hmm. You make several fascinating points.Copy !req
628. Then let me show you my appreciation.Copy !req
629. Aw.Copy !req
630. - I wanted thirdsies.
- Rusev crush!Copy !req
631. Ugh.Copy !req
632. Bad move!Copy !req
633. Whoa!Copy !req
634. - Ole!
- Ole!Copy !req
635. Like, maybe we should order take-out.Copy !req
636. What in the name of Gorgeous George
is going on here?Copy !req
637. Brogue Kicks for everybody.Copy !req
638. I'm gonna lose my deposit.Copy !req
639. I will not be partner
with girly man Rusev.Copy !req
640. Me. Me next! I need attention.Copy !req
641. Paige has no respect for my greatness.Copy !req
642. I won't race with her.Copy !req
643. I want new partner, too.Copy !req
644. That goes triple for me,Copy !req
645. 'cause I can't be paired with a man
who uses more hair product than I do.Copy !req
646. Uh, before you do anything rash, here are
the spot ratings for the first race.Copy !req
647. And controversy like this
will mean they'll only get bigger!Copy !req
648. Fine.Copy !req
649. Lana and Paige are now in Too Awesome.Copy !req
650. Miz joins the Moscow Express with Rusev.Copy !req
651. Really? He smells like borscht.Copy !req
652. Well, if you don't like the sound
of getting a new partner,Copy !req
653. perhaps you'll like the sound
of me saying, "You're fired!"Copy !req
654. Sorry, boss. Won't happen again.Copy !req
655. Let's go, you two.Copy !req
656. Can we go someplace, like, less fighty?Copy !req
657. And more foody?Copy !req
658. Who's "Too Awesome" now? Not you.Copy !req
659. Kidding about the borscht!Copy !req
660. Grammy Gram makes it every leap year.Copy !req
661. Does anyone else
want to trade partners?Copy !req
662. Anyone at all?Copy !req
663. And so, one turns against the other.Copy !req
664. Brothers against sisters.Copy !req
665. Divisions in the ranks.Copy !req
666. Trust me, boys,Copy !req
667. the curse of the demon is only starting.Copy !req
668. I thought tonight we could
go over some clues,Copy !req
669. that is, if Fred ever
emerges from his coma.Copy !req
670. I didn't take your doll.Copy !req
671. Huh? Oh. What?Copy !req
672. Actually, Stephanie wanted
to talk to me this eveningCopy !req
673. about employment opportunities
with the WWE.Copy !req
674. - To do what?
- Wrestle-wear designer.Copy !req
675. She thinks I have
a natural gift for spandex.Copy !req
676. Far be it from me to interfere with
the baroness' big business plans.Copy !req
677. Mmm, I don't know why you're
so judgmental about Stephanie.Copy !req
678. She's really sweet.Copy !req
679. She even said nice things about you.Copy !req
680. Like what?Copy !req
681. Well, she thought
you'd make a great Superstar.Copy !req
682. She said you're just the type
fans love to see get slammed.Copy !req
683. It was a compliment.Copy !req
684. Are you ready, Daphne?Copy !req
685. You don't know how ready.Copy !req
686. - Shaggy. Donut me.
- One donut coming up.Copy !req
687. Zoinks.Copy !req
688. Is it Inferno?Copy !req
689. Worse. We are out of snacks.Copy !req
690. Like, I can't sleep on
a partially empty stomach.Copy !req
691. - Can you?
- Uh-uh.Copy !req
692. The Scoobanator!Copy !req
693. Dude. Check it out.Copy !req
694. Enchiladas with tuna fish,
yogurt and chocolate sauce.Copy !req
695. And fried onions.Copy !req
696. Good thing I made two.Copy !req
697. Scooby-Doo.Copy !req
698. - Did you just clank?
- Uh-uh.Copy !req
699. - Not me.Copy !req
700. - Inferno!Copy !req
701. Inferno!Copy !req
702. You will pay for your meddling.Copy !req
703. Like, how about we leave now
and pay later?Copy !req
704. - Yikes!Copy !req
705. Who's awesome? I'm awesome.Copy !req
706. Who's awesome? I'm awesome.Copy !req
707. Who's awesome? I'm awesome.Copy !req
708. Strangely enough, I've been
monster-mauled on a midnight jog before.Copy !req
709. But this time, I'm doing the mauling.Copy !req
710. - Yay!
- Yay!Copy !req
711. - Huh?
- Huh?Copy !req
712. Ooh. Cool!Copy !req
713. The demon.Copy !req
714. - The Miz has him!
- Go, Miz!Copy !req
715. None can defeat Inferno.Copy !req
716. Your fate will soon be sealed.Copy !req
717. Gone again.Copy !req
718. He overpowered my awesome
Figure Four Leglock?Copy !req
719. Oh, no. Could it be that
the curse of InfernoCopy !req
720. is making you lose your awesome?Copy !req
721. I...Copy !req
722. I can lose my awesome?Copy !req
723. Like we lost our appetites.Copy !req
724. What I'd like to know is what Inferno
was doing here in the first place.Copy !req
725. The only damage I could find was
that the Company Car's oil line was cut.Copy !req
726. Without oil, the engine would have
seized up for sure during the race.Copy !req
727. Hmm.Copy !req
728. What about the other cars?Copy !req
729. They all checked out okay.Copy !req
730. Great work, guys.Copy !req
731. You stopped the demon before
it could sabotage the other cars.Copy !req
732. - We did?
- We did?Copy !req
733. Oh, we did.Copy !req
734. Look! Here's more of that talcum powder.Copy !req
735. I can tell you where that came from.Copy !req
736. Our airbags.Copy !req
737. I checked them out this afternoon,
right after the race.Copy !req
738. Gotta protect my precious cargo.Copy !req
739. He left a track.Copy !req
740. Ew! Someone needs a pedicure.Copy !req
741. Stephanie, I wish you'd reconsider this.Copy !req
742. There's a good chance
Inferno might attack tomorrow.Copy !req
743. Well, I hope he does,
because tomorrow, I'm driving.Copy !req
744. Welcome to Race Two of the Muscle
Moto X Off Road Challenge.Copy !req
745. We're calling it the Spire Lake Sprint.Copy !req
746. The Authority won the first race,
so they get a 30-second head start.Copy !req
747. So long, suckers!Copy !req
748. While we're waiting,
let's go to Kofi Kingston.Copy !req
749. Lana's with Paige in Too Awesome.Copy !req
750. While the Miz joins Rusev
in the Moscow Express.Copy !req
751. Really?Copy !req
752. I love our girl power team-up.Copy !req
753. Yeah. I can feel your enthusiasm.Copy !req
754. I can't wait to see
how these new teams turn out.Copy !req
755. And there they go!Copy !req
756. - Hmm, that's strange.
- What?Copy !req
757. Mr. McMahon is leaving.Copy !req
758. You'd think he'd stay
to watch what happens.Copy !req
759. To overcome yesterday's last-place finish,Copy !req
760. Sheamus, Goldust and Stardust
will have to work together.Copy !req
761. Twinkle, twinkle, little star.Copy !req
762. How we wonder where you are.Copy !req
763. - Ugh!Copy !req
764. How about you two mad weirdos
get out of my headCopy !req
765. and into our competitors'...Copy !req
766. Dead creepy the way
those two fellas do that.Copy !req
767. The road to victory is a bumpy ride,Copy !req
768. but it looks like our Superstars
are running out of road.Copy !req
769. Where are they going?Copy !req
770. They're headed toward that cliff.Copy !req
771. Oh, my. You can lead these horses to
water, but you can't make them sink.Copy !req
772. Because these Superstars
can drive on water.Copy !req
773. When we named it the Muscle
Moto X Off Road Challenge,Copy !req
774. we weren't kidding, folks.Copy !req
775. Like, good thing these come with floaties.Copy !req
776. Look at 'em hit the drink,
like steel leviathans thirsty for victory.Copy !req
777. That's right, Michael. And while
The Authority held the advantage on land,Copy !req
778. Team Taker is closing the gap
on the water.Copy !req
779. The Spire Lake Sprint could be a real
game-changer for these Superstars.Copy !req
780. - Mas rapido.
- Go for it, Torito!Copy !req
781. I had my doubts about this partnership,
Rusev, but look at us. We're doing great!Copy !req
782. You driving and me being awesome.Copy !req
783. Little man talk too much.Copy !req
784. Step on it! Cut your turns
closer and pass.Copy !req
785. Hey! Are you holding back
so Rusev can win?Copy !req
786. Ha! Yes!Copy !req
787. For the glory of Mother Russia,
I will make sure Rusev is champion.Copy !req
788. You two-faced...Copy !req
789. Huh?Copy !req
790. Oh, my!Copy !req
791. He's back, folks. The demon from the deep.Copy !req
792. And now our Superstars are in hot water!Copy !req
793. You said it, Michael.Copy !req
794. Inferno set the last race on fire.Copy !req
795. No doubt he'll bring
this water race to a boil.Copy !req
796. Wow!Copy !req
797. Inferno!Copy !req
798. This Demon Rig is unstoppable!Copy !req
799. It's after the Celtic Cruiser.Copy !req
800. The Demon Rig.Copy !req
801. Bit of nice machinery there.Copy !req
802. Got nothing on the Celtic Cruiser, though.Copy !req
803. What power!Copy !req
804. The Celtic Cruiser flung
like a flaccid flapjack.Copy !req
805. Argh! I swear, by me sainted mother,Copy !req
806. one way or another,
I'm gonna beat that Inferno.Copy !req
807. It'll take more than that
to knock down the Celtic Warrior.Copy !req
808. But what about the Too Awesome?Copy !req
809. And the Pamplona Especial?Copy !req
810. Ah!Copy !req
811. Such power.Copy !req
812. With demon vehicle,
victory would be assured.Copy !req
813. Could you please stop admiring
the thing that's smashing us to pieces?Copy !req
814. Lana!Copy !req
815. I save you!Copy !req
816. No, no, no. What are you doing?Copy !req
817. You're going the wrong way.Copy !req
818. Rusev just sacrificed
his third-place position.Copy !req
819. Which saved Lana
and Paige from certain doom.Copy !req
820. Now that's a Superstar.Copy !req
821. Oh, no. Inferno
is gaining on the leaders now.Copy !req
822. The demon is after the Company Car.Copy !req
823. Keep driving, Steph.Copy !req
824. It's time for me to do
what's best for business.Copy !req
825. You wanna play games?Copy !req
826. I am The Game.Copy !req
827. Triple H has a score to settle, Michael.Copy !req
828. He leaves Stephanie
to face his demon, literally.Copy !req
829. The King of Kings
versus the demon of the derby.Copy !req
830. It's a fight in the fast lane.Copy !req
831. The stakes have never been higher.Copy !req
832. And it looks like Triple H is done for.Copy !req
833. Great Gobbledy Gooker!Copy !req
834. He's safe!Copy !req
835. Triple H was in trouble,
but Stephanie came back for him.Copy !req
836. - Go, Authority!Copy !req
837. Nice driving, Steph!Copy !req
838. So, she can turn a wheel. Big deal.Copy !req
839. It's not over yet, folks.Copy !req
840. The clash of the titans continues.Copy !req
841. But this Demon Rig is undefeated.Copy !req
842. There's no way The Authority
can withstand these brutal attacks.Copy !req
843. We may be witnessing
the end of the Muscle Moto X!Copy !req
844. Team Taker out of nowhere!Copy !req
845. Forget about me?Copy !req
846. Big mistake.Copy !req
847. Like, is this part of the race?Copy !req
848. It is now.Copy !req
849. I never thought I'd be
so happy to see a sandwich truckCopy !req
850. and a vintage Undertaker
surprise return on the side.Copy !req
851. What an emotional roller-coaster.Copy !req
852. Huh?Copy !req
853. Things just took
a turn for the worst, Michael.Copy !req
854. The demon just rammed
Team Taker out of the race.Copy !req
855. But that was just the appetizer.Copy !req
856. He's about to unleash the main course.Copy !req
857. The Scoobanator's been hit.Copy !req
858. The sun may be shining,Copy !req
859. but the day could not be darker
for these Superstars.Copy !req
860. Uh-oh. Not good.Copy !req
861. Oh, no!Copy !req
862. Just when I thought things
couldn't get worse for Team Taker.Copy !req
863. Everyone, in the back!Copy !req
864. Hang on, Michael.
I'm gonna see if I can help.Copy !req
865. Whoa! I can't steer!Copy !req
866. - Oh, good. The camera still works.
Keep us posted, Kofi.Copy !req
867. Meanwhile, our sky drone cameras
are still following the race.Copy !req
868. The water course has reached its end.
It's time for the surf to return to the turf.Copy !req
869. Our waterlogged racecars once again
put rubber to the road.Copy !req
870. Coming into the home stretch, we've got
the Company Car and Pamplona EspecialCopy !req
871. wrestling for the lead position.Copy !req
872. The foal and the boss are neck-and-neck.Copy !req
873. And as they approach the finish line,Copy !req
874. the Company Car's
in first place by a headlight.Copy !req
875. It wins the big head start
for the all-important final race tomorrow.Copy !req
876. That's not the big story, Michael.Copy !req
877. Team Taker's going down.Copy !req
878. And I mean, way down.Copy !req
879. Jinkies!Copy !req
880. There's gotta be something
in here that can help us.Copy !req
881. At least we're surrounded by all
the things we love, Scooby-Doo!Copy !req
882. Gosh. Yeah.Copy !req
883. It's not over yet.Copy !req
884. Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
885. Team Taker goes over the falls!Copy !req
886. Oh, the humanity!Copy !req
887. Kofi, do you see anything?Copy !req
888. Anything at all?Copy !req
889. I don't know, Michael.Copy !req
890. I don't think anyone could...Copy !req
891. Wait. Wait!Copy !req
892. They made it!Copy !req
893. The Undertaker saves
Skinny Man and Dead Meat.Copy !req
894. Salvation by sausage wings, Michael.Copy !req
895. Whoo!Copy !req
896. This Inferno is getting more dangerous,
and we're still not any closerCopy !req
897. to figuring out who he really is.Copy !req
898. - There's still Mr. McMahon.
- And Big Earl.Copy !req
899. Big Earl? But he's so nice.Copy !req
900. He needs money.
Maybe he's getting paid to do two jobs.Copy !req
901. Despite this criminal demon,
we've come too far to quit now.Copy !req
902. So the race is on!Copy !req
903. Tomorrow, we award a million dollars,
and any of you can still win!Copy !req
904. Yippee! Woo-hoo!Copy !req
905. Bring it on!Copy !req
906. Yeah. Anyone with a car.Copy !req
907. Sorry, Undertaker.Copy !req
908. It's just...Copy !req
909. I was racing for all my little
creatures of the night.Copy !req
910. The little Undertaker fans
all across the world.Copy !req
911. I was gonna use my share
of the prize moneyCopy !req
912. to create the Undertaker's
Comedy Theater and Puppet Jubilee.Copy !req
913. I like puppets.Copy !req
914. As the winners in the last race,Copy !req
915. The Authority gets another
30-second head start in the final race.Copy !req
916. Let's have a big hand for us!Copy !req
917. No reason to be sore losers. Losers.Copy !req
918. Nobody's lost yet, but this whole thing
smells like a stinkin' angleCopy !req
919. that seems to favor just one team.Copy !req
920. Hey! We're victims, just like you.Copy !req
921. We won today because we're that darn good.Copy !req
922. And we're that darn disgusted.Copy !req
923. Twice the demon shows up
and twice you win a head start.Copy !req
924. Coincidence? Don't think so.Copy !req
925. - Ole.
- Ole.Copy !req
926. The cosmic tea leaves have soured.Copy !req
927. Never more.Copy !req
928. Never more.Copy !req
929. Fine. Hunter and I will beat you
without the head start.Copy !req
930. See you at the races, suckers.Copy !req
931. Haters.Copy !req
932. I hope you guys are close
to solving this thing.Copy !req
933. Uh, we do have one question, Mr. McMahon.Copy !req
934. Just where do you go during the races?Copy !req
935. What... Now I'm a suspect?Copy !req
936. I do have a few things to do,
like running the entire WWE.Copy !req
937. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to leave.Copy !req
938. And I'm fully aware this may
seem suspicious, but it's not.Copy !req
939. Right. Not suspicious at all.Copy !req
940. Don't take it too hard, Stephanie.Copy !req
941. I know what other people think
when you have a successful father.Copy !req
942. Sometimes it's not great.Copy !req
943. My father would never hand us a win.Copy !req
944. He works us hard because we're family,Copy !req
945. and I have to work even harder
than anyone to impress him.Copy !req
946. My dad is a wealthy businessman, too,
but I don't think I could ever work for him.Copy !req
947. There's a difference between
millions and billions, honey.Copy !req
948. Uh, what?Copy !req
949. Daphne, I'm sorry.Copy !req
950. It's just this race, it's so frustrating.Copy !req
951. So basically she said,
"My dad is richer than your dad"?Copy !req
952. Well, she said she was sorry after.Copy !req
953. These Superstar Divas have been
known to turn on each other.Copy !req
954. You better be prepared, Daphne.Copy !req
955. Before this is over, Miss Bossy
McRustlepants might unfriend you.Copy !req
956. That's fine, she's not
my best friend, you are.Copy !req
957. Good. Because if we're gonna
solve this mystery,Copy !req
958. there's no one I'd rather
solve it with than you.Copy !req
959. Whee!Copy !req
960. Ooh!Copy !req
961. - Ole!Copy !req
962. Like, with the Scoobanator gone,
we can finally kick back and relax.Copy !req
963. Yup.Copy !req
964. No more racing for us.Copy !req
965. - Inferno!
- Lock the doors!Copy !req
966. Oh, que padre!Copy !req
967. - Huh?
- Huh?Copy !req
968. Look what we did.Copy !req
969. Isn't it great?Copy !req
970. We're back in the game.Copy !req
971. If you thought yesterday's
water race was over-the-top,Copy !req
972. you haven't seen anything yet.Copy !req
973. Today, we finish where we started,Copy !req
974. heading up the dangerous Marauder's
Mountain to the infamous Deadman's CurveCopy !req
975. before parachuting back
to our original starting line.Copy !req
976. This is the final leg of the Muscle
Moto X Off Road Challenge!Copy !req
977. With The Authority forfeiting
their 30-second lead,Copy !req
978. the million dollar prize
is truly up for grabs.Copy !req
979. Oh, my!Copy !req
980. Like, we're all going?Copy !req
981. That's right. We're gonna win this raceCopy !req
982. and deliver that demon
back to the dark side.Copy !req
983. We discovered a big clue, Shaggy.Copy !req
984. Remember how Kofi's drones weirded out
when he got close to the Demon Rig?Copy !req
985. I can't steer!Copy !req
986. It happened in the first race, too.Copy !req
987. Those drones are set
to specific frequencies.Copy !req
988. They get disrupted if a different
signal crosses with it.Copy !req
989. So it makes sense that someone,
at least some of the time,Copy !req
990. is driving the Demon Rig
by remote control.Copy !req
991. This time, when Inferno shows, we're gonna
override his signal and stop him cold.Copy !req
992. Buckle your belts, kids.Copy !req
993. The Speed Demon's smackdown
is about to begin.Copy !req
994. And they're off!Copy !req
995. The question on everyone's mind,
will Team Taker's new Mystery MachineCopy !req
996. help them win Marauder's Mountain?Copy !req
997. The answer will be hammered
out of our SuperstarsCopy !req
998. by the most brutal
and dangerous course of them all.Copy !req
999. I hope you did the laundry, folks,Copy !req
1000. because you're gonna need a clean
pair of pants at the end this one.Copy !req
1001. You know, I'm beginning to like you lads.Copy !req
1002. Despite surrendering their head start,
The Authority is still in front.Copy !req
1003. It's a new day, but it might be
the same old outcome in today's race.Copy !req
1004. Michael, he's back!Copy !req
1005. Inferno was waiting
for the Superstars to pass,Copy !req
1006. cutting them off from any retreat.Copy !req
1007. This is Inferno's mountain!Copy !req
1008. I will cast you off
like all the other fools before you.Copy !req
1009. Inferno's chilling warningCopy !req
1010. resonates like a thunder strikeCopy !req
1011. to the Superstars invading
his home ground.Copy !req
1012. Oh, once again, the Celtic CruiserCopy !req
1013. is the first to fall to the demon
and the Mystery Machine is next.Copy !req
1014. He's behind us!Copy !req
1015. Use your doohickey, Fred!Copy !req
1016. - Oh!Copy !req
1017. Team Taker smashed into the wall!Copy !req
1018. Our parachute's gone!Copy !req
1019. It wouldn't be a good idea to go up
Deadman's Curve without it.Copy !req
1020. The Demon Rig is carving up
this race like a Thanksgiving turkey.Copy !req
1021. The Pamplona mashed like a potato.Copy !req
1022. The Moscow Express,
ladled with pain gravy.Copy !req
1023. Slow down.Copy !req
1024. Do you understand what a race is?Copy !req
1025. Perfectly. Rusev.Copy !req
1026. Take the demon vehicle now!Copy !req
1027. Hmm.Copy !req
1028. Where are you going?Copy !req
1029. Wait a minute, what's Rusev up to?Copy !req
1030. No way! He's attacking
the Demon Rig with his bare hands?Copy !req
1031. - Traitor!
- No.Copy !req
1032. I am loyal. To Mother Russia. Ha!Copy !req
1033. And now, Lana is leaving the Too Awesome?Copy !req
1034. What is Team Russia up to?Copy !req
1035. I claim demon car for glory of Russia.Copy !req
1036. What an agonizing backfire.Copy !req
1037. Ha, that was awesome!Copy !req
1038. - Uh-oh.Copy !req
1039. Oof!Copy !req
1040. The money-maker's at risk!Copy !req
1041. Repeat, the money-maker's at risk!Copy !req
1042. Get in, you big baby!Copy !req
1043. I can deal with the Russians,
but I've had enough of that creep.Copy !req
1044. Finally, something we agree on.Copy !req
1045. How about we forget the race and...Copy !req
1046. Squash us a demon!Copy !req
1047. Text the others.
Maybe they'd like to join the fun.Copy !req
1048. - Ooh!
- The Miz.Copy !req
1049. Ole!Copy !req
1050. Da!Copy !req
1051. - Jinkies!Copy !req
1052. They're all going after the demon.Copy !req
1053. As the race climbs toward the peak,Copy !req
1054. our Superstars are uniting
against Inferno.Copy !req
1055. This is my house!Copy !req
1056. - Mess with the bull...
- And you get the horns!Copy !req
1057. I've never seen anything like it, folks!Copy !req
1058. It's like tag-teaming on wheels.Copy !req
1059. It's a numbers game.
It's adding up against Inferno,Copy !req
1060. and Inferno is feeling
that frustration right now.Copy !req
1061. El Torito out of nowhere!Copy !req
1062. - El Torito out of nowhere!Copy !req
1063. Somebody get a towelCopy !req
1064. because El Torito just turned
this race into a slobberknocker,Copy !req
1065. Lucha Libre style.Copy !req
1066. Ole!Copy !req
1067. Time to cut down that sneaky snake.Copy !req
1068. - Ooh!
- The Celtic sword, boys.Copy !req
1069. Grab the wheel!Copy !req
1070. Amazing! Sheamus just
severed the scorpion tail!Copy !req
1071. Truly a Celtic warrior!Copy !req
1072. Victory!Copy !req
1073. What a counter!Copy !req
1074. The strength of Inferno
is too much for SheamusCopy !req
1075. and the demon just slithered his way
out of the reach of our Superstars.Copy !req
1076. But he's not done yet.Copy !req
1077. Once again, he's focused
on the lead position.Copy !req
1078. - Roadblock!
- Roadblock!Copy !req
1079. For the first time in this race,
Team Taker is really building momentum,Copy !req
1080. no doubt fueled by the Undertaker's
drive to take down Inferno.Copy !req
1081. Aren't we close enough?Copy !req
1082. Let's find out.Copy !req
1083. It's working!Copy !req
1084. Uh-oh.Copy !req
1085. Ah!Copy !req
1086. Aw.Copy !req
1087. Time for a new plan.Copy !req
1088. Is it, like, go somewhere and hide?Copy !req
1089. Uh, that could work!Copy !req
1090. As my official teammates,
it's time for you two to get up hereCopy !req
1091. and drive this course like
you've never driven before.Copy !req
1092. Good. Because we haven't!Copy !req
1093. Undertaker just left the Mystery Machine.Copy !req
1094. Oh, boy, Inferno's in trouble now.Copy !req
1095. - Hmm?Copy !req
1096. Inferno,Copy !req
1097. your day of reckoning is upon youCopy !req
1098. and the Undertaker will have
no mercy on your soul.Copy !req
1099. I'll show you, fool.Copy !req
1100. The Undertaker squaring off
with the demon of Marauder's Mountain.Copy !req
1101. Whoo!Copy !req
1102. This is getting good.Copy !req
1103. The Phenom attacks first,
the demon counters,Copy !req
1104. Taker reverses, and as they lock up,Copy !req
1105. it's clear that these two supernatural
forces are evenly matched.Copy !req
1106. We're in for a wild ride, folks.Copy !req
1107. - Phew!Copy !req
1108. Stay on Inferno, I've got another plan.Copy !req
1109. Like, how many plans are there?Copy !req
1110. Just get us to Deadman's Curve.
It's our only chance.Copy !req
1111. That sounds like a horrible plan!Copy !req
1112. Uh-huh, uh-huh.Copy !req
1113. Shaggy, Scooby, you can do this, remember?Copy !req
1114. You ate dozens of these
Deadman's Curve pretzels.Copy !req
1115. They're an exact copy of the route.Copy !req
1116. She's right. Like, we know every turn.Copy !req
1117. - We do?
- Like the back of our bellies.Copy !req
1118. Scooby-Doo, we can do this!Copy !req
1119. - Oh, yeah. Right, right, left, left.Copy !req
1120. The heavens above tremble
as these two Goliaths battle it out.Copy !req
1121. With neither one showing
any sign of backing downCopy !req
1122. as they approach
the pinnacle of this race,Copy !req
1123. - Deadman's Curve.Copy !req
1124. Here we go, Michael.Copy !req
1125. The company car takes the leap first
followed closely by the Demon Rig.Copy !req
1126. Hold on, everybody.Copy !req
1127. Whoo! Parachutes have popped.Copy !req
1128. - No!
- No!Copy !req
1129. Are you sure about this?Copy !req
1130. Trust me. Don't stop!Copy !req
1131. Incredible! The Mystery Machine
has tethered itself to the Demon Rig.Copy !req
1132. This is some plan, Fred.Copy !req
1133. Cool, huh?Copy !req
1134. - Your end is near, demon.Copy !req
1135. Prepare to be punished.Copy !req
1136. Woo-hoo!Copy !req
1137. This race is in the bag.Copy !req
1138. The combined weight of two vehicles
is causing the Demon Rig to fall faster.Copy !req
1139. What?Copy !req
1140. And the Company Car falls to second place.Copy !req
1141. And despite this
death-defying parachute plunge,Copy !req
1142. Inferno and Undertaker
continue their epic match.Copy !req
1143. Nowhere to run, demon.Copy !req
1144. Nowhere to hide.Copy !req
1145. You are mine.Copy !req
1146. Inferno just jumped to the Mystery
Machine to escape the Undertaker.Copy !req
1147. Go, guys, go!Copy !req
1148. You won't escape the
Undertaker that easy, demon.Copy !req
1149. As the other Superstars
return to Terra firma,Copy !req
1150. we're back to a road race for
the home stretch of the Muscle Moto X.Copy !req
1151. You will both pay!Copy !req
1152. Ah! Oh! Ow!Copy !req
1153. With no competition in sight,
the Mystery Machine finishes first.Copy !req
1154. I will not stop!Copy !req
1155. But, like, we will.Copy !req
1156. The demon is down, pummeled by pretzels!Copy !req
1157. And the Undertaker takes second
place, piloting the Demon Rig!Copy !req
1158. Undertaker! Undertaker!Copy !req
1159. Brace yourselves, folks.Copy !req
1160. The Undertaker's about
to deliver judgment.Copy !req
1161. Huh?Copy !req
1162. That was the Last Ride.Copy !req
1163. It's over.Copy !req
1164. This is awesome!Copy !req
1165. That one was for Dusty.Copy !req
1166. It's not over!Copy !req
1167. And now you will...Copy !req
1168. rest...Copy !req
1169. in...Copy !req
1170. peace.Copy !req
1171. Ooh!Copy !req
1172. Tombstone Piledriver!Copy !req
1173. Now, it's over.Copy !req
1174. Vintage Undertaker!Copy !req
1175. - Yay!
- Yay!Copy !req
1176. What a way to finish the Muscle Moto X!Copy !req
1177. Now let's see who this really is.Copy !req
1178. Triple H?Copy !req
1179. We suspected it had to be a SuperstarCopy !req
1180. when the demon broke out
of The Miz's wrestling hold.Copy !req
1181. But Triple H wasn't the mastermind
behind all this, was he, Stephanie?Copy !req
1182. Oh, no.Copy !req
1183. You know what, Dad? I told you
to fire them, but you never listen.Copy !req
1184. This is so heavy.Copy !req
1185. But we saw them both
in the car during the races.Copy !req
1186. You thought you did, but you saw this.Copy !req
1187. An inflatable airbag dummy.Copy !req
1188. - (POP)Copy !req
1189. - Then who was driving?
- Stephanie was.Copy !req
1190. With remote motion-control gear.Copy !req
1191. That way, she could drive
while sitting in the passenger seat.Copy !req
1192. Meanwhile, Triple H could be InfernoCopy !req
1193. and use the same motion-control
system to drive the Demon Rig.Copy !req
1194. But it wasn't always
Stephanie in the company car.Copy !req
1195. At the lake, it was Triple H.Copy !req
1196. That way Stephanie could be the demon
in case anyone suspected her husband.Copy !req
1197. Sorry about this, honey.Copy !req
1198. Make it real, Steph.Copy !req
1199. What about the night
their oil line got cut?Copy !req
1200. Why would they sabotage their own car?Copy !req
1201. Triple H wasn't intending to.Copy !req
1202. What he was doing was changing the airbagsCopy !req
1203. from the Triple H dummy
to the Stephanie dummy.Copy !req
1204. That's why there was talcum
powder on the ground.Copy !req
1205. But Shaggy and Scooby saw him...Copy !req
1206. - Zoinks!Copy !req
1207. so he cut the oil line
to cover his activities.Copy !req
1208. My plan would've worked, too, if it
weren't for you meddling kids and your...Copy !req
1209. Your speedster dog!Copy !req
1210. Don't forget Taker.Copy !req
1211. Thank you, Scooby-Doo.Copy !req
1212. The only mystery left is, where did
you go every time Inferno showed up?Copy !req
1213. Well, uh, to tell you the truth,
I was practicing.Copy !req
1214. I planned to sing the national anthem
at the closing ceremony tonight.Copy !req
1215. But what I want to know is,
why, Stephanie? Why?Copy !req
1216. To win.Copy !req
1217. And to make Muscle Moto X a huge success.Copy !req
1218. Dad, I wanted to show you
that I could do it all.Copy !req
1219. But I've always known that.Copy !req
1220. The only reason I didn't want you in the
race is that I didn't want you to get hurt.Copy !req
1221. Well, I'm afraid this time, you're gonna
have to pay for your mistakes, kiddo.Copy !req
1222. This must be kind of tough
on you, Mr. McMahon.Copy !req
1223. I'm not worried.
They'll learn their lesson.Copy !req
1224. And my lawyers will have this
whole thing sorted out in 24 hours.Copy !req
1225. They're that darn good.Copy !req
1226. ♪ O'er the land of the freeCopy !req
1227. Nailed it.Copy !req
1228. I heard you got plans for
your winnings, Undertaker.Copy !req
1229. Indeed.Copy !req
1230. Thanks to my teammates,
Skinny Man and Dead MeatCopy !req
1231. and their pals, my little creatures
of the night will now experienceCopy !req
1232. the magical art of puppetry.Copy !req
1233. And what are you guys doing
with your share of the winnings?Copy !req
1234. Fair's fair.Copy !req
1235. It's going to Dusty Rhodes.Copy !req
1236. And his American dream.Copy !req
1237. Don't know how to thank you boys.Copy !req
1238. I've been so down, I couldn't even sleep.Copy !req
1239. Just spent the nights a-walking.Copy !req
1240. The good news is, it rehabbed
my back and now I feel great.Copy !req
1241. Rusev and I have gift.Copy !req
1242. Like, don't you want to crush us?Copy !req
1243. In race, yes.Copy !req
1244. But is important to be good
sport after competition.Copy !req
1245. - Rusev hug!Copy !req
1246. Next year, we add sharks.Copy !req
1247. Today, the bell tolls to honor
the triumph of Team TakerCopy !req
1248. and all the WWE Superstars.Copy !req
1249. - Victory is ours.Copy !req
1250. Scooby-Dooby-Doo!Copy !req