1. - Yeow!
- What?Copy !req
2. What happened?Copy !req
3. I got a blast from something.Copy !req
4. 'Hey, you're right.'Copy !req
5. It's over 120 on the meter.Copy !req
6. I don't hear it anymore.Copy !req
7. H-h-hey! What's goin' on?Copy !req
8. We just got a reading.Copy !req
9. A loud one.Copy !req
10. You're kidding!Copy !req
11. Uh, whatever it was,
it's gone now.Copy !req
12. Look, I know you
both want to workCopy !req
13. another shift here, but I
need to get some rest, too.Copy !req
14. Well, we earned our pay
from Uncle Sam today.Copy !req
15. Yeah. Who knows?Copy !req
16. We might've actually reached
someone out there.Copy !req
17. Maybe they're already here.Copy !req
18. Awoo!Copy !req
19. Awoo awoo!Copy !req
20. Rock on, Scoob.Copy !req
21. Would you guys mind
keepin' it down?Copy !req
22. We're trying to get
some sleep back here.Copy !req
23. Like, we were gonna wake
you up anyway, Velma.Copy !req
24. There's a town comin' up, and we
need to stop for some chow.Copy !req
25. Ruh-huh!Copy !req
26. Ugh, but we just had
dinner two hours ago.Copy !req
27. Yeah, but all this drivin'
is makin' me hungry.Copy !req
28. Besides, that's, like,
14 hours in dog time.Copy !req
29. Yeah.Copy !req
30. This dust storm's
really picking up.Copy !req
31. Like, I can't see a thing.Copy !req
32. Hey! What's with this road?Copy !req
33. And what's with that sound?Copy !req
34. Whoa.Copy !req
35. Is everyone alright?Copy !req
36. - Yeah.
- I'm okay.Copy !req
37. - I think so.
- I guess.Copy !req
38. What was that thing?Copy !req
39. I don't know, but
it sure was big.Copy !req
40. 'Was it some kind of jet?'Copy !req
41. Not like any jet
I've ever seen.Copy !req
42. Did you see how fast it was?Copy !req
43. Well, looks like
the radiator's finished.Copy !req
44. Like, no!Copy !req
45. No?Copy !req
46. Hey! That looks like a town!Copy !req
47. 'It can't be more
than a mile away.'Copy !req
48. Like, you want us
to walk across the desert?Copy !req
49. At night?Copy !req
50. Well, I'm not gonna carry ya.Copy !req
51. But there's snakes
and stuff out there!Copy !req
52. Yeah, a rattle rakes!Copy !req
53. Hey, I got an idea.Copy !req
54. How about if Scoob and I stay
to guard the Mystery Machine?Copy !req
55. Yeah, right.Copy !req
56. That's a very brave
thing to do, Scooby.Copy !req
57. - Thank you.
- You're welcome.Copy !req
58. Alright. Let's go!Copy !req
59. We'll be back with some help!Copy !req
60. And bring back some food, too!Copy !req
61. Like, I know where Velma
keeps the stash, Scoob.Copy !req
62. Oh, boy!Copy !req
63. Huh? No! Huh?Copy !req
64. Like, it's the last one.Copy !req
65. Hey, let go!Copy !req
66. Hold on!Copy !req
67. No, it's mine!Copy !req
68. No! It's mine!Copy !req
69. - It's mine!
- Mine!Copy !req
70. - 'Mine!'
- 'Mine!'Copy !req
71. - 'Mine!'
- 'Mine!'Copy !req
72. - Oh!
- Huh?Copy !req
73. - Phew.
- Phew.Copy !req
74. Come on, buddy.
We'll split it 50-50.Copy !req
75. 'Zoinks! A jackalope?'Copy !req
76. I thought those
things were fake!Copy !req
77. Me, too!Copy !req
78. Hey! Put that down!Copy !req
79. - Hey!
- Hey!Copy !req
80. Come back here, you
little horned thief!Copy !req
81. Ruff! Ruff! Ruff!Copy !req
82. Aw, man!Copy !req
83. He's gone.Copy !req
84. Hey. What's with that glow?Copy !req
85. 'I don't know.'Copy !req
86. Heh. Like, there's somethin'Copy !req
87. creepy behind us, isn't there?Copy !req
88. Yeah.Copy !req
89. Real creepy.Copy !req
90. 'Yep. That's creepy, alright.'Copy !req
91. Now, what?Copy !req
92. Well, like, aliens are after us!Copy !req
93. Yeah. Raliens.Copy !req
94. Aliens?Copy !req
95. I don't see anything.Copy !req
96. It's true!Copy !req
97. They were green and slimy
and had big bug-eyes!Copy !req
98. 'They were 8-feet
tall and glowing'Copy !req
99. 'and had long, creepy fingers.'Copy !req
100. Rahrr!Copy !req
101. And, and...Copy !req
102. Are those glazed?Copy !req
103. So what about these aliens?Copy !req
104. Ain't no big deal, darlin'.Copy !req
105. Lots of people have seen 'em.Copy !req
106. - What?
- Jinkies!Copy !req
107. Yeah. That's why we all don't
go out much after dark.Copy !req
108. Have you seen them, too?Copy !req
109. No, just the strange lights
and the funny sounds at night.Copy !req
110. Wow!Copy !req
111. But he was taken aboard.Copy !req
112. I told you they're real!Copy !req
113. Them aliens are here
to take over the world!Copy !req
114. That there is Lester.Copy !req
115. He's a little touched.Copy !req
116. Lester! I told you to keep it
down, or you'll have to leave.Copy !req
117. Always have to keep quiet.Copy !req
118. He thinks they
experimented on him.Copy !req
119. Experimented?Copy !req
120. See, about a month ago,
some local cattleCopy !req
121. vanished overnight
without a trace.Copy !req
122. Yep. A lot of folks
moved out of town.Copy !req
123. Ah, you like to eat, no?Copy !req
124. Uh, excuse me, but we understandCopy !req
125. that you've had some
contact with aliens.Copy !req
126. That's right, young lady.Copy !req
127. Took me aboard
their ship, they did.Copy !req
128. - Wow!
- Really?Copy !req
129. Sit her down.Copy !req
130. The aliens looked just
like your friend said.Copy !req
131. I was out one night...Copy !req
132. by Scorpion Ridge.Copy !req
133. There was this
loud humming soundCopy !req
134. and a bright light
came up from behind meCopy !req
135. and the light got brighter
and brighter, then..Copy !req
136. I blacked out.Copy !req
137. I woke up strapped
to a cold metal tableCopy !req
138. inside a spaceship, and these
aliens were lookin' down at me.Copy !req
139. They stuck a bunch
of wires to my head.Copy !req
140. They told me not to worryCopy !req
141. 'cause they just wanted
to ask me some questions.Copy !req
142. What kind of questions?Copy !req
143. Like who I was and what I'd
seen that night, but then...Copy !req
144. And then what?Copy !req
145. I don't remember
much after that.Copy !req
146. 'I woke up the next mornin'
outside my house.'Copy !req
147. Has anyone else in town
had this experience?Copy !req
148. Don't know. If they have,
they ain't tellin' me.Copy !req
149. Ooh, that's creepy!Copy !req
150. So, you young'uns
better watch outCopy !req
151. or they'll take you aboard
their spaceship, too!Copy !req
152. Lester!Copy !req
153. Sorry, Dottie.Copy !req
154. It was an accident.Copy !req
155. Oh! What a mess!Copy !req
156. 'Don't worry. Scooby
will take care of it.'Copy !req
157. Huh? Huh!Copy !req
158. Gotta be quicker on
the draw there, Scooby.Copy !req
159. Hey, Serge! I finally met
somebody who likes your cookin'!Copy !req
160. 'Ha-ha! Very funny.'Copy !req
161. So, Lester, do you have any
proof that you were abducted?Copy !req
162. Yep. I've got pictures.Copy !req
163. Uh, could we see them?Copy !req
164. Well, come on in.Copy !req
165. 'Cool.'Copy !req
166. Interesting.Copy !req
167. Have you, uh, told the media
about your experience, Lester?Copy !req
168. Yeah, a number of times, but
they think I'm some kind of nut.Copy !req
169. Uh-huh.Copy !req
170. - Aah!
- Hey! Be careful with that!Copy !req
171. Like, is this the kind
of spaceship you went on?Copy !req
172. Yep. Somethin' like that.Copy !req
173. But you said you had pictures.Copy !req
174. You bet I do.Copy !req
175. Lots of pictures.Copy !req
176. Oh!Copy !req
177. 'Paintings.'Copy !req
178. Yep. I'm a landscape artist.Copy !req
179. Uh, that... um.. they're
very nice, Lester.Copy !req
180. Well, thank you. Ha!Copy !req
181. Yeah, I've been
tryin' to show peopleCopy !req
182. the danger out there,
but no one is believin' me.Copy !req
183. Hey!Copy !req
184. This looks like the
ship we saw earlier.Copy !req
185. Yeah.Copy !req
186. We don't even know
we saw a ship.Copy !req
187. Well, we know
we saw something.Copy !req
188. Lester, what are these?Copy !req
189. Salf dishes.Copy !req
190. 'The government put 'em
up about a year ago.'Copy !req
191. What are they for?Copy !req
192. Salf means
Search for Alien Life Forms.Copy !req
193. They send and monitor
messages to and from spaceCopy !req
194. 'hoping to find
intelligent life.'Copy !req
195. Ever since they
built them dishesCopy !req
196. 'aliens started to show up'Copy !req
197. 'and I know why.'Copy !req
198. - Why?
- To take over the world!Copy !req
199. I think Lester's been out
painting in the sun too long.Copy !req
200. Maybe, Freddy, but there
could be a connectionCopy !req
201. between those dishes
and the aliens.Copy !req
202. I think we should investigate.Copy !req
203. 'I got more pictures
in the back room.'Copy !req
204. 'You want to see 'em?'Copy !req
205. 'Uh, no, thanks.'Copy !req
206. 'Is there a hotel in this town?'Copy !req
207. 'There ain't no hotel.'Copy !req
208. But you're welcome to stay
here for the night.Copy !req
209. You're very kind,
Lester, but, uh—Copy !req
210. You ladies can sleep
in the back room.Copy !req
211. 'That used to be the kids'
till they moved out.'Copy !req
212. And you, young fella... can sleep
on the couch.Copy !req
213. Like, what about us?Copy !req
214. Don't worry.Copy !req
215. I've got a place
for you, too.Copy !req
216. But quit touchin' my stuff!Copy !req
217. Wow. It's pretty
groovy up here.Copy !req
218. Uh-huh.Copy !req
219. 'Yep. It's nice, ain't it?'Copy !req
220. Now you boys get a
good night's rest!Copy !req
221. Yikes!Copy !req
222. Thanks, Les.Copy !req
223. Oh, sorry, Scoob.Copy !req
224. Phew.Copy !req
225. Yeow.Copy !req
226. Like, uh, turn out
the night-light, Scoob.Copy !req
227. Aah.Copy !req
228. Huh!Copy !req
229. Aah! Aah!Copy !req
230. - Rhaggy?
- Not now, Scoob.Copy !req
231. I gladly accept the position of
food critic for your magazine.Copy !req
232. 'Rhaggy!'Copy !req
233. 'Huh?'Copy !req
234. Aliens!Copy !req
235. Hey! Let us go!Copy !req
236. Like, we taste terrible!Copy !req
237. We're all stringy!Copy !req
238. Yeah, stringy!Copy !req
239. Do not fear us,
earth creatures.Copy !req
240. Like, it's too late
for that, man.Copy !req
241. Hey, come on, guys.Copy !req
242. Don't you need to phone
home or something?Copy !req
243. Cooperate and you
will not be harmed.Copy !req
244. You will be released afterCopy !req
245. questioning and physical examination.Copy !req
246. Like, sorry.Copy !req
247. But our health plans
don't cover physicals.Copy !req
248. Yikes.Copy !req
249. Rhaggy!Copy !req
250. A little help here, Scoob!Copy !req
251. Yikes!Copy !req
252. - Uh.
- Uh.Copy !req
253. - Huh?
- Huh?Copy !req
254. - Uh-oh!
- Uh-oh!Copy !req
255. Hey, man. Are you,
like, alright?Copy !req
256. Huh?Copy !req
257. Like, where are we?Copy !req
258. You're out in the
middle of nowhere, man.Copy !req
259. - Huh?
- Huh?Copy !req
260. Like, what are you
guys doing out here?Copy !req
261. Like, hi!Copy !req
262. Yeah. Hi.Copy !req
263. - Oh.
- Hi. You okay?Copy !req
264. Yeah, thanks.Copy !req
265. Hey, you didn't see any...Copy !req
266. - Any...
- Any what?Copy !req
267. Um, never mind.Copy !req
268. Must've been a
nightmare or somethin'.Copy !req
269. Right, Scoob?Copy !req
270. Ruh-huh.Copy !req
271. - Oh!
- Oh?Copy !req
272. - Hey, you want some water?
- Sure. Uh, thanks.Copy !req
273. Like, what are you
doin' out here?Copy !req
274. I'm, like, a freelance photographer.Copy !req
275. Amber and I are shooting some
desert wildlife for a magazine.Copy !req
276. Cool.Copy !req
277. Hey! We saw a jackalope
last night!Copy !req
278. A what?Copy !req
279. You know, it's like a
rabbit with antlers.Copy !req
280. Ha-ha, ha! You are funny!Copy !req
281. Raliens, too!Copy !req
282. Aliens?Copy !req
283. You understand him?Copy !req
284. Clear as crystal.Copy !req
285. Ha! And that's my name, too.Copy !req
286. I'm Crystal. Like,
what's your name?Copy !req
287. - Norville.
- Norville?Copy !req
288. But, like, everybody
calls me ShaggyCopy !req
289. 'and that's Scooby-Doo.'Copy !req
290. Whoa. Groovy names.Copy !req
291. Groovy? Crystal, you're
talkin' my lingo.Copy !req
292. Oh, uh, sorry.Copy !req
293. So, can you show us where
you saw the jackalopesCopy !req
294. and, ha-ha, aliens?Copy !req
295. I think so, but we gotta
find our friends first.Copy !req
296. - Like, you guys want a lift?
- Sure.Copy !req
297. Uh, Scoob, old buddy,
I don't know about youCopy !req
298. but I think I just
found my dream girl.Copy !req
299. Me, too.Copy !req
300. - Come on!
- We're comin'!Copy !req
301. - Oh.
- Huh.Copy !req
302. You've got a groovy
set of wheels, Crystal.Copy !req
303. Thanks.Copy !req
304. Whoa.Copy !req
305. You sure have a lot of stuff!Copy !req
306. Like, tell me about it.Copy !req
307. It's all my photography gear.Copy !req
308. Hey... what's this?Copy !req
309. Oh, sorry. Those are
Amber's dog biscuits.Copy !req
310. Mind if I take one?Copy !req
311. Sure. Scooby will love—Copy !req
312. Oh! It's for you!Copy !req
313. Ha-ha, ha-ha! You
are a riot, man!Copy !req
314. So, you think your friends
are here already?Copy !req
315. We can't think of
anywhere else they'd be.Copy !req
316. They could've at least
waited for us.Copy !req
317. Well, you know how those
two get when they're hungry.Copy !req
318. 'Huh? They're not here!'Copy !req
319. - Good mornin', y'all!
- Oh, good morning!Copy !req
320. How ya doin' there, Dottie?Copy !req
321. How'd you sleep last
night, dumpling?Copy !req
322. Did you dream about me?Copy !req
323. Did I dream about...Copy !req
324. Oh. Heh-heh, heh.
It's.. Ahem.Copy !req
325. If you were in their
dream, it'd be a nightmare.Copy !req
326. No one's talkin' to you, Serge!Copy !req
327. Now, where do you
suppose those two went?Copy !req
328. I think I know.Copy !req
329. 'Who's that?'Copy !req
330. 'Some kind of
nature photographer'Copy !req
331. 'that's been hangin'
around since last week.'Copy !req
332. Hey, where have you guys been?Copy !req
333. And who was that girl?Copy !req
334. Her name's Crystal.Copy !req
335. She's wonderful.Copy !req
336. Hmm.Copy !req
337. And is her golden retriever
wonderful, too, Scooby?Copy !req
338. Yeah. Wonderful.Copy !req
339. Okay, what's it gonna be?Copy !req
340. How about you, hon?Copy !req
341. Nothin' for me.Copy !req
342. Me, neither.Copy !req
343. - What?
- What?Copy !req
344. Are you guys serious?Copy !req
345. - Yeah.
- Yeah.Copy !req
346. I think they're
seriously in L-O-V-E.Copy !req
347. Just bring us four
ranch breakfasts, Dottie.Copy !req
348. You got it.Copy !req
349. Don't forget Scooby-Doo!Copy !req
350. Don't forget Scooby-Doo!Copy !req
351. Aww!Copy !req
352. - Huh?
- Huh?Copy !req
353. I said, where did you meet them?Copy !req
354. Uh, who?Copy !req
355. - Crystal and her dog!
- Crustal and her dog!Copy !req
356. Well, they found us out in
the middle of the desert.Copy !req
357. What were you doin' out there?Copy !req
358. Oh, yeah!Copy !req
359. I think Scooby and I were
abducted by aliens last night!Copy !req
360. Yeah! Raliens!Copy !req
361. - What?
- What?Copy !req
362. Well, yeah!Copy !req
363. Unless Scoob and I
had the same dream.Copy !req
364. It was horrible.Copy !req
365. Tastes better
than it looks, hon.Copy !req
366. Like, we woke up to a bunch
of aliens on a spaceship!Copy !req
367. Did they experiment on you?Copy !req
368. We don't remember.Copy !req
369. I wonder why those kids
are stickin' around town.Copy !req
370. Relax, Serge.Copy !req
371. They're just passin' through.Copy !req
372. You are so suspicious.Copy !req
373. I don't know, guys.Copy !req
374. Are you sure you didn't see
a mirage or something?Copy !req
375. Freddy, we all saw
the spaceship.Copy !req
376. We don't know what that was.Copy !req
377. It could've been a new
kind of jet or somethin'.Copy !req
378. Well, we didn't just imagine
what happened to us.Copy !req
379. - Right, Scoob?
- Right, Rhaggy.Copy !req
380. They didn't hurt
you guys, did they?Copy !req
381. I don't think so then later
we met Crystal and Amber.Copy !req
382. - Ahh.
- Ahh.Copy !req
383. Alien mind control.Copy !req
384. Oh, it's mind control
alright, but not alien.Copy !req
385. See you at lunch, handsome.Copy !req
386. Hey, quit scaring the customers.Copy !req
387. Shut it, Serge!Copy !req
388. You have a nice day, now!Copy !req
389. - See ya later, Lester.
- See ya later, Lester.Copy !req
390. Hey, where's Scoob and Shag?Copy !req
391. They're still in the rest room.Copy !req
392. - Still?
- Oh, here they come.Copy !req
393. 'Wow, this is a new look.'Copy !req
394. Yeah. You look, uh, different.Copy !req
395. I've never seen you
with your hair combedCopy !req
396. Or your shirt tucked in.Copy !req
397. We just thought we'd...
Freshen up a bit. Right, pal?Copy !req
398. That's right.Copy !req
399. Well, you do look
very refreshed, Scooby.Copy !req
400. Come on. Let's find a service
station and get our van fixed.Copy !req
401. Hey, what's that smell?Copy !req
402. Oh, just some cologne
they had in the rest room.Copy !req
403. Hello!Copy !req
404. 'What you need?'Copy !req
405. Oh, hi. I was wondering if
you had time to fix our van.Copy !req
406. - It's stuck out in—
- I'm busy.Copy !req
407. Oh. Well, uh, maybe
if you could—Copy !req
408. I already saw your van
out by Scorpion Ridge.Copy !req
409. Your radiator's shot.Copy !req
410. Uh, yeah.Copy !req
411. What were you doin'
out there, anyway?Copy !req
412. We got lost in a dust—Copy !req
413. I'll tow it in and work
on it when I can.Copy !req
414. Oh, uh, uh, great.
Great, thanks.Copy !req
415. Well, that was pleasant.Copy !req
416. Yeah. He's a real
prince charming.Copy !req
417. - Hey, there.
- Hello.Copy !req
418. Do you folks own that green
van outside of town?Copy !req
419. Boy, everyone seems to know
about our car troubles.Copy !req
420. It's a pretty small town.Copy !req
421. Besides, you can see that
paint job from miles away.Copy !req
422. Yeah, I guess you're right.Copy !req
423. Hey, uh, you work on
those SALF dishes?Copy !req
424. Yep. The name's Max.Copy !req
425. I work at the station.Copy !req
426. We're monitoring the cosmos
24 hours a day, 7 days a week.Copy !req
427. Wow. Hey, uh, I'm Fred.Copy !req
428. This is Daphne, Velma,
Shaggy, and Scooby.Copy !req
429. Nice to meet you all.Copy !req
430. Your work sounds interesting.Copy !req
431. Actually, it's pretty boring.Copy !req
432. Most of the time we
just listen to static.Copy !req
433. Ever make any contact?Copy !req
434. Ha-, ha, ha! Not yet,
but we're hoping.Copy !req
435. Do you ever give tours?Copy !req
436. Um... no one's ever asked, but
I'd be happy to show you around.Copy !req
437. Great!Copy !req
438. We never get visitors.Copy !req
439. Let me pick up some oil here,
and I'll drive you over.Copy !req
440. - Need any help?
- Sure, thanks.Copy !req
441. - Unh.
- Phew.Copy !req
442. That's a lot of oil there, Max.Copy !req
443. Yeah, well, the radio
dishes take up a lot.Copy !req
444. Zoinks!Copy !req
445. I got oil on my shirt!Copy !req
446. Here, Rhaggy.Copy !req
447. Oh, brother!Copy !req
448. Hey, you guys ready
to show us the jackalope?Copy !req
449. Sure thing, Crystal.Copy !req
450. - Jackalope?
- Jackalope?Copy !req
451. Scoob and I are gonna
hang with them for a while.Copy !req
452. Catch you guys later.Copy !req
453. They say there's someone
out there for everyone.Copy !req
454. Even Shaggy and Scooby.Copy !req
455. Well, this is about
where Scoob and ICopy !req
456. first saw the big jackalope.Copy !req
457. Oh, now it's the big jackalope?Copy !req
458. Huh?Copy !req
459. Ohh!Copy !req
460. Scooby-Dooby-doo!Copy !req
461. You are one funny cat, Shaggy.Copy !req
462. Now, where did you say you
saw this giant jackalope?Copy !req
463. Over there.Copy !req
464. Hey! You're goin' in there?Copy !req
465. Yep.Copy !req
466. Ugh.Copy !req
467. Like, come on, Shaggy.Copy !req
468. I want a shot of that jackalope.Copy !req
469. But that's where we
saw... the aliens.Copy !req
470. Yeah. Raliens.Copy !req
471. The big aliens?Copy !req
472. As a matter of fact, they were.Copy !req
473. - I don't think we should—
- Please.Copy !req
474. Come on, old buddy.
The girls need us.Copy !req
475. Okay.Copy !req
476. Alright!Copy !req
477. 'We collect signals
from dozens of stars a week'Copy !req
478. 'and it's all channeled
through here'Copy !req
479. 'where the data is recorded.'Copy !req
480. Ha. It's the biggest collection
of static in the US.Copy !req
481. Steve thinks it's boring work.Copy !req
482. And he's right.Copy !req
483. But if there's even a tiny
chance of making contactCopy !req
484. with alien intelligence, it'll
be worth a truckload of boredom.Copy !req
485. Well, the locals seem to thinkCopy !req
486. aliens are being attracted
by your dishes.Copy !req
487. That's ridiculous.Copy !req
488. They forget to lock
their corrals at nightCopy !req
489. and try to blame aliens
for their missing livestock.Copy !req
490. The government even
sent an investigation teamCopy !req
491. to look into
this... alien presence.Copy !req
492. Yeah. They're the ones who put
up that fence at Scorpion Ridge.Copy !req
493. What are they doing up there?Copy !req
494. Who knows?Copy !req
495. Wasting government money.Copy !req
496. Unlike us?Copy !req
497. So, what brings you to town?Copy !req
498. Car trouble. We got lost
and banged up our van.Copy !req
499. That's too bad, but Buck
is a good mechanic.Copy !req
500. He'll have you out
of here in no time.Copy !req
501. Where's your other
friend and his dog?Copy !req
502. On a date.Copy !req
503. Like, this place
is so beautiful.Copy !req
504. I'll say.Copy !req
505. Yeah.Copy !req
506. Beautiful.Copy !req
507. Thanks for bringing us...Copy !req
508. Even though we didn't
see any jackalopes.Copy !req
509. Aw, sure, Crystal.Copy !req
510. So, like, I was wondering...Copy !req
511. um, if you had a boyfriend.Copy !req
512. As a matter of fact, I don't.Copy !req
513. Oh, good, 'cause I thought
that, you know, maybe—Copy !req
514. Huh?Copy !req
515. Unh!Copy !req
516. Huh!Copy !req
517. Huh!Copy !req
518. What are you doin' here?Copy !req
519. Just taking some
wildlife photos.Copy !req
520. Hey! You can't do that!Copy !req
521. What kind of fancy
camera is this?Copy !req
522. Um, it's digital.Copy !req
523. You aren't supposed
to be in here.Copy !req
524. This area is under
government investigation.Copy !req
525. Okay, let's go.Copy !req
526. Why? What's going on?Copy !req
527. We're looking into
alien abductions.Copy !req
528. Hey, that's a good
reason to leave.Copy !req
529. We should put you
all under arrest.Copy !req
530. But we're gonna
give you a break.Copy !req
531. Next time, we aren't
gonna be so nice.Copy !req
532. Now move out!Copy !req
533. And take your dogs with you.Copy !req
534. Dogs? Where?Copy !req
535. Come on. Let's go.Copy !req
536. Neanderthals!Copy !req
537. Bunch of hippies!Copy !req
538. I wish we really could bust 'em.Copy !req
539. - Hang on!
- What?Copy !req
540. What are you doing?Copy !req
541. I want to go back!Copy !req
542. - Huh?
- Huh?Copy !req
543. What for?Copy !req
544. Shaggy, I have a
confession to make.Copy !req
545. Ya got a boyfriend?Copy !req
546. No, nothing like that.Copy !req
547. I'm not really a
nature photographer.Copy !req
548. You're not?Copy !req
549. No. I'm really
a government agent.Copy !req
550. - Huh?
- Huh?Copy !req
551. I was sent by the governmentCopy !req
552. to investigate alien
sightings in this area.Copy !req
553. Like, I knew this
was too good to be true.Copy !req
554. We need your help.Copy !req
555. I hope this doesn't change
anything between us.Copy !req
556. And Amber is a government
trained canine, Scooby.Copy !req
557. 'Is that alright?'Copy !req
558. Ruh-huh.Copy !req
559. Then you guys will help us?Copy !req
560. Oh, you guys are the coolest!Copy !req
561. Thanks for showing
us around, Max.Copy !req
562. Hey, no problem. It
was nice to meet peopleCopy !req
563. who think we're doing
something worthwhile.Copy !req
564. 'Hey, it's Lester!'Copy !req
565. We'll catch a ride
with him, Max.Copy !req
566. Oh, okay.Copy !req
567. Well, it was nice
meeting you all.Copy !req
568. Same here. Thanks.Copy !req
569. - Bye.
- Thanks.Copy !req
570. What you kids up to?Copy !req
571. Just takin' in the sights.Copy !req
572. Hey, Lester, can we get a
lift to Scorpion Ridge?Copy !req
573. Why, sure. Hop in.Copy !req
574. I was headed that way
to do some paintin' anyway.Copy !req
575. They sure were nice
back at that station.Copy !req
576. I don't know if I could
do a job like that.Copy !req
577. Day in and day out.Copy !req
578. - Maybe they can't, either.
- What are you talkin' about?Copy !req
579. Did you notice that they all
had dried mud on their shoes?Copy !req
580. Come to think of it, yeah.Copy !req
581. Yeah, so?Copy !req
582. 'Where would there
be mud around here?'Copy !req
583. Especially if you work
in that clean facilityCopy !req
584. all day and night.Copy !req
585. Hmm. Good point.Copy !req
586. And all that motor oil Max
said was for the SALF dishes.Copy !req
587. 'It's the wrong kind
for hydraulics.'Copy !req
588. 'Hey, that's right!'Copy !req
589. Do you think they're
up to something?Copy !req
590. I'll bet my teeth on it!Copy !req
591. 'Looks like they're
headed for Scorpion Ridge.'Copy !req
592. I wonder what
they're looking for.Copy !req
593. You'd better call it in.Copy !req
594. 'Right.'Copy !req
595. Like, what are we
supposed to be lookin' for?Copy !req
596. Don't really know.
Clues, I guess.Copy !req
597. Huh?Copy !req
598. Yikes!Copy !req
599. Now, where did you and Scooby
first see the aliens?Copy !req
600. Over there.Copy !req
601. That's where the jackalope went
in, and we saw a glow inside.Copy !req
602. A glow?Copy !req
603. Heh-heh. I guess
that's a clue, huh?Copy !req
604. 'I don't see any glow.'Copy !req
605. Maybe you can't see
it during the day.Copy !req
606. 'I thought
I heard somethin'.'Copy !req
607. 'Over here.'Copy !req
608. Kinda like being on a
Bucking Bronco, eh, girls?Copy !req
609. - Yeah.
- Kinda.Copy !req
610. How you doing back
there, young feller?Copy !req
611. Unh. Just great.Copy !req
612. Couldn't be better.Copy !req
613. Hey, isn't that the mechanic
we saw earlier?Copy !req
614. Oh, Mr. Sunshine?Copy !req
615. Hello.Copy !req
616. Grr...Copy !req
617. Uh, have you had a chance
to look at our van yet?Copy !req
618. No. I'll get to it
this afternoon.Copy !req
619. Oh, okay. We'd sure
appreciate it. Thank you.Copy !req
620. I think he was much
nicer this time.Copy !req
621. What is he doing out here?Copy !req
622. I don't know, but
he sure is suspicious.Copy !req
623. I don't trust him.
He's a little touched.Copy !req
624. I know I heard something.Copy !req
625. Aah! A rattler.Copy !req
626. Man, I hate this
place. Come on.Copy !req
627. Like, that was a close one.Copy !req
628. Oh, far out.
Do that again, Scooby.Copy !req
629. I'm telling ya,
we make a great team.Copy !req
630. I hear that.Copy !req
631. Okay, that's enough, Scoob.Copy !req
632. Huh?Copy !req
633. Like, quit trying to scare...Copy !req
634. Yeow!Copy !req
635. Hey, come back.
The snake is harmless, man.Copy !req
636. Shaggy!Copy !req
637. Watch out for them
MPs around here.Copy !req
638. They're meaner than
a bull with a toothache.Copy !req
639. Thanks for the warning.Copy !req
640. 'And the ride.'Copy !req
641. - No problem.
- Thank you.Copy !req
642. So long.Copy !req
643. Hey, did you notice the green
paint on Lester's hands?Copy !req
644. Well, he is a painter, Freddy.Copy !req
645. Why did you want him
to drop us off here, Velma?Copy !req
646. I think those Salf scientists
were near water.Copy !req
647. Because they had dried mud
on their shoes, right?Copy !req
648. Right. And the only placeCopy !req
649. I think would have
mud is the gorge.Copy !req
650. 'There might be a
river at the bottom.'Copy !req
651. Well, what are we
waiting for? Let's go.Copy !req
652. I think I see something ahead.Copy !req
653. Like, the exit, I hope.Copy !req
654. 'That's the glow
we saw last night.'Copy !req
655. Right before the aliens.Copy !req
656. Come on, guys,
quit fooling around.Copy !req
657. Hey, wait for us.Copy !req
658. Yeah. Wait.Copy !req
659. What?Copy !req
660. Well, I don't see any water.Copy !req
661. Huh, so much
for my theory.Copy !req
662. 'Looks like the river's
been dry for years.'Copy !req
663. Hey, are those tracks?Copy !req
664. Yeah, sure looks like it.Copy !req
665. These rocks are wet.Copy !req
666. Hmm. Wonder where these piles
came from.Copy !req
667. Let's see.Copy !req
668. Looks like some kind of mine.Copy !req
669. Well, this looks familiar.Copy !req
670. Looks like you were right, Velma.Copy !req
671. There's definitely
something going on here.Copy !req
672. Hmm.Copy !req
673. What is it, Velma?Copy !req
674. I think it's...Copy !req
675. Gold!Copy !req
676. Wow.Copy !req
677. Scoob, old buddy, I think
we've hit the jackpot.Copy !req
678. We're rich!Copy !req
679. Rich? Rich!Copy !req
680. We can buy
our own food court.Copy !req
681. Yeah. Scooby Snax, too.Copy !req
682. Scooby Snax.Copy !req
683. Hey, buddy,
with this much goldCopy !req
684. we can buy
a Scooby Snax factory.Copy !req
685. Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
686. Uh, guys, I hate to break
the news to you, but...Copy !req
687. Oh, man, it looks like
someone else was here first.Copy !req
688. 'Looks like it.'Copy !req
689. There goes our
Scooby Snax factory.Copy !req
690. So who do you think
owns all this gold?Copy !req
691. R-r-r-raliens.Copy !req
692. Aliens?Copy !req
693. What would aliens
want with gold?Copy !req
694. Ask them, Shaggy.Copy !req
695. You monsters!Copy !req
696. You won't get away
with this.Copy !req
697. Silence, earthlings.Copy !req
698. You should not have interfered.Copy !req
699. You can give up the hokey
alien charade now, Steve.Copy !req
700. So, you figured it out, huh?Copy !req
701. Wasn't hard.Copy !req
702. Well, it doesn't
matter now.Copy !req
703. Why would scientists
like you do this?Copy !req
704. Are you kidding?Copy !req
705. Do you have any idea
how much gold is down here?Copy !req
706. You three give scientists
a bad name.Copy !req
707. You should be doing your jobs
instead of looking for gold.Copy !req
708. Hey, I was doing my job when
I stumbled onto this mine.Copy !req
709. What do you mean?Copy !req
710. Well, you see...Copy !req
711. 'one day I was looking
for a site'Copy !req
712. 'to place a fourth SALF dish'Copy !req
713. at the east end
of Scorpion RidgeCopy !req
714. when I stumbled onto
an opening to a small cave.Copy !req
715. We went back later
with some equipmentCopy !req
716. and explored the cave.Copy !req
717. And I'm sure you can guess
what we found..Copy !req
718. the mother
of all mother loads.Copy !req
719. And best of allCopy !req
720. no one knew about it
but the three of us.Copy !req
721. But I still don't see how you
could've dug all this out.Copy !req
722. Huh. We didn't.Copy !req
723. 'This was a mine in the 1800s.'Copy !req
724. It was abandoned when the miners
thought it was all played out.Copy !req
725. If they'd have dug
ten more feetCopy !req
726. they would've discovered
all this gold.Copy !req
727. 'Well, their loss is our gain.'Copy !req
728. We found that these caverns
run from Scorpion RidgeCopy !req
729. to right under
the SALF Station.Copy !req
730. But since all this property
belongs to the government..Copy !req
731. 'We decided to mine it for
ourselves and not report it.'Copy !req
732. We hired two friends to help us
fence off the areaCopy !req
733. as government property.Copy !req
734. The fake MPs.Copy !req
735. Exactly.Copy !req
736. They guard the areaCopy !req
737. while we mine the caves
in shifts.Copy !req
738. And you keep your easy jobs
at the SALF Station.Copy !req
739. You're pretty smart, Velma.Copy !req
740. Too bad you've made
your last deduction.Copy !req
741. Ugh. Are you alright, Scooby?Copy !req
742. Uh-huh. Rhaggy?Copy !req
743. Rhaggy!Copy !req
744. Rhaggy!Copy !req
745. Yuck. Like, I don't know
why worms like this stuff.Copy !req
746. Man, that was
one mean slide.Copy !req
747. I'll say.
Where are we, anyway?Copy !req
748. Yikes!Copy !req
749. Zoinks!Copy !req
750. So what's with
the alien costumes?Copy !req
751. Something to scare the localsCopy !req
752. so they don't come
snooping around.Copy !req
753. It also explains
the mysterious soundsCopy !req
754. of our drilling
and blasting.Copy !req
755. But the townspeople said
they saw spaceships.Copy !req
756. We bought this chopper
with some of the gold money.Copy !req
757. 'And we dressed it up
to look like a UFO.'Copy !req
758. 'It's amazing
what a few lights'Copy !req
759. 'and a Hollywood
sound-effects CD can do.'Copy !req
760. How do you like our
spaceship interior?Copy !req
761. Everyone falls for it,
especially your friends.Copy !req
762. It's a sweet set-up.Copy !req
763. We even make money off
the cattle we steal at nightCopy !req
764. 'to spook the local yokels.'Copy !req
765. See? I knew it was all a fake.Copy !req
766. 'Well, it doesn't help you now.'Copy !req
767. Like, let's get out of here.Copy !req
768. We came to see
if you're alright.Copy !req
769. Yeah. We didn't want anything
to happen to youCopy !req
770. that we wouldn't do ourselves.Copy !req
771. Like, stand back.
We're warning you.Copy !req
772. Yeah.Copy !req
773. Oh, don't hurt us.Copy !req
774. Yeah. What are ya gonna do?Copy !req
775. - Grrr.
- We know stuff.Copy !req
776. Hyah! Hah!Copy !req
777. Ryah! Raah!Copy !req
778. - Get out of the way!
- Let's go!Copy !req
779. Huh?Copy !req
780. Like, what happened?Copy !req
781. I don't know.Copy !req
782. You frightened them off.
It was great.Copy !req
783. - Like, we did?
- We did?Copy !req
784. Oh, like, you guys are real
tigers when you wanna be.Copy !req
785. Yeah, I guess so.Copy !req
786. They knew better than
to mess with Scooby-DooCopy !req
787. and the Shag man.Copy !req
788. Yeah.Copy !req
789. Yeah, cool.Copy !req
790. Zoinks. That sounded
like the girls.Copy !req
791. - Yeah.
- Let's go!Copy !req
792. Nothing personal.
You just know too much.Copy !req
793. Yeah, that's always
our problem.Copy !req
794. Aliens!Copy !req
795. We saw aliens!Copy !req
796. What are you guys
talking about?Copy !req
797. We're the aliens,
you idiots.Copy !req
798. There. There they are.Copy !req
799. Yeah, I see.Copy !req
800. You two have been
breathing the fumesCopy !req
801. from the equipment
too long.Copy !req
802. Go get 'em.Copy !req
803. It must've been a trick.
Come on.Copy !req
804. Like, stand aside, ladies.Copy !req
805. This is man's work.Copy !req
806. Yeah, man's work.Copy !req
807. But, Shaggy...Copy !req
808. I see ya came back for
another painful lesson.Copy !req
809. Now we're gonna give you
a real reason to scream.Copy !req
810. Jinkies.Copy !req
811. Yeow!Copy !req
812. Oh, I don't believe it.
Real aliens.Copy !req
813. - Let's get out of here.
- Hang on, Laura.Copy !req
814. If we captured those aliensCopy !req
815. it would be worth more
than all this gold.Copy !req
816. You know, I think
you're right.Copy !req
817. Come on.Copy !req
818. Get away from us!Copy !req
819. Atta girl.Copy !req
820. What?Copy !req
821. Oh.Copy !req
822. Laura, go help the guys.Copy !req
823. I've got it
under control here.Copy !req
824. Right.Copy !req
825. Scooby, Shaggy! Those aliens
are Crystal and Amber.Copy !req
826. Huh?Copy !req
827. What are you talking about?Copy !req
828. Look at them.Copy !req
829. Shaggy, help!Copy !req
830. Zoinks. Those are the girls.Copy !req
831. Those two clowns can't help you.Copy !req
832. Hurry. Ow!
Careful with that.Copy !req
833. I'm trying to help, you idiot.Copy !req
834. Scooby-dooby-doo!Copy !req
835. 'Steve, look out!'Copy !req
836. What?Copy !req
837. Excuse me.Copy !req
838. Yaah! Yaah! Yaah! Yaah!Copy !req
839. Yeow!Copy !req
840. Come on!Copy !req
841. Let's get out of here.Copy !req
842. Not so fast, Stevie boy.Copy !req
843. Yes!Copy !req
844. Are you alright?Copy !req
845. Yeah. Thanks.Copy !req
846. I don't get it.
You're aliens?Copy !req
847. I have another confession.Copy !req
848. Like, I know. You're not
a government agent.Copy !req
849. Well, actually, we are,
but not from earth.Copy !req
850. We were sent by our worldCopy !req
851. to investigate signals
from your planet...Copy !req
852. transmitted from
the SALF Station.Copy !req
853. Zoinks! You can talk.Copy !req
854. Yes, quite well.Copy !req
855. Dig that, Scoob.
A talking dog.Copy !req
856. Yeah.Copy !req
857. Imagine that.Copy !req
858. We first honed in on your
television signalsCopy !req
859. sent years ago.Copy !req
860. Sure. That's why you're
disguised the way you are.Copy !req
861. The television broadcasts
you picked upCopy !req
862. were sent
back in the sixties.Copy !req
863. Oh, we thought all earthlings
dressed this way.Copy !req
864. Hey, why mess with
a classic look?Copy !req
865. Here's our ride.Copy !req
866. I hope you can forgive us
for deceiving you.Copy !req
867. Yeah, like, we understand.Copy !req
868. Aw, you really are
a groovy guy, Shaggy.Copy !req
869. I hope you will always
think of me as a friend.Copy !req
870. Of course, Crystal.Copy !req
871. I just wish that,
well, you know...Copy !req
872. I'm looking
for someone, too.Copy !req
873. But they say long-distance
relationships never work out.Copy !req
874. Yeah.Copy !req
875. Goodbye, Scooby.
I'll never forget you.Copy !req
876. Me, too, Amber.Copy !req
877. Thanks, everyone.
We had a great adventure.Copy !req
878. And made new friends.Copy !req
879. Yeah, and we would've gotten
away with it too, if it wasn't—Copy !req
880. Quiet, you!Copy !req
881. Well, that's it for now.
We'll be in contact.Copy !req
882. Well done.
Thank you.Copy !req
883. Hey, no problem.Copy !req
884. So there were never
any aliens?Copy !req
885. There were. We saw them.
They were big—Copy !req
886. Aw, give it a rest already.Copy !req
887. No one's ever gonna
believe us.Copy !req
888. Yeah. We don't
have any proof.Copy !req
889. I've got pictures.Copy !req
890. You do?Copy !req
891. Yep. I'll show ya.Copy !req
892. They're back at my place.Copy !req
893. Hey, now they'll believe us.Copy !req
894. Yeah.Copy !req
895. Maybe we can get
a book deal.Copy !req
896. Our luck's changing.Copy !req
897. I know our luck's changing.Copy !req
898. Okay, you're all set.Copy !req
899. The radiator patch will hold
till you get to the city.Copy !req
900. That'll be 30 bucks.Copy !req
901. Great. Thanks.Copy !req
902. By the way, what were you
doing out thereCopy !req
903. in the middle of the desert
yesterday?Copy !req
904. It's just a little
hobby of mine.Copy !req
905. 'I, uh, collect
pressed flowers.'Copy !req
906. I'm keeping it quietCopy !req
907. 'cause when people
think you're soft...Copy !req
908. they walk all over you.Copy !req
909. He is a sweetheart.Copy !req
910. Oh...Copy !req
911. I hope the guys aren't
taking it too hard.Copy !req
912. 'Yeah, when I said there's
someone out there for everyone'Copy !req
913. I, I didn't know
it meant... out there.Copy !req
914. 'Ready, guys?'Copy !req
915. Hey, you guys okay?Copy !req
916. Like, we're just completely
destroyed, that's all.Copy !req
917. Yeah, destroyed.Copy !req
918. Oh, I know, but you'll
get over it.Copy !req
919. Yeah, but it's gonna take
a long, long time.Copy !req
920. Oh, guys, you missed one!Copy !req
921. Huh?Copy !req
922. 'Hey, that's mine.'Copy !req
923. 'No, it's mine.'Copy !req
924. - 'It's mine.'
- 'It's mine.'Copy !req
925. Well, that didn't take long.Copy !req
926. 'Hey, let go.'Copy !req
927. Rello.Copy !req