1. Let go of me!Copy !req
2. Okay, now I really have a wedgie.
Fred! Velma!Copy !req
3. Can you guys hurry it up?
This ghost keeps grabbing...Copy !req
4. Please!Copy !req
5. Jinkies.Copy !req
6. Fred. Come in, Fred.Copy !req
7. - Fred! Can you hear me?
- Fredster here, Velms.Copy !req
8. Shockingly, Daphne's been
captured again. That's okay.Copy !req
9. When the Luna Ghost
rounds the corner with Daphne...Copy !req
10. Shaggy and Scooby will pop out
of the barrel...Copy !req
11. You'll activate the conveyor belt,
spilling the oil onto the floor.Copy !req
12. Just remember my plan.Copy !req
13. Like, chill out, Scooby-Doo.
Stop shaking.Copy !req
14. Me? That's you.Copy !req
15. Right. It's me. Sorry.Copy !req
16. Scooby-Doo, what are you doing, man?Copy !req
17. Like, this is no time to...Copy !req
18. Oh, boy.Copy !req
19. Like, there's a ghost right behind me,
isn't there?Copy !req
20. Run!Copy !req
21. Go, Shaggy! Go!Copy !req
22. - Run!
- Like, I'm trying, buddy!Copy !req
23. Fred, now!Copy !req
24. Hurry up!Copy !req
25. - I got him.
- Look out!Copy !req
26. Sorry!Copy !req
27. - Sorry, Velma.
- I know, Fred.Copy !req
28. - Where's the ghost?
- He's right behind us.Copy !req
29. Skateboard!Copy !req
30. Is he still after us, Scoob?Copy !req
31. Banzai!Copy !req
32. - Zoinks! Grab the hook!
- Hold on, Shaggy!Copy !req
33. Daphne, are you okay?Copy !req
34. I'm so over this
damsel-in-distress nonsense.Copy !req
35. Where's Shagster?Copy !req
36. - Like, I'm right here, man.
- Me too.Copy !req
37. Scoob, that was fun. Let's grab
another skateboard and do it again.Copy !req
38. Yeah.Copy !req
39. There you go.Copy !req
40. One for you.Copy !req
41. Good-looking guy.
All right, nice to see you.Copy !req
42. - Thanks for saving the factory.
- Pam, any comments?Copy !req
43. This is a victory for any celebrity who
wants to make a quality action figure.Copy !req
44. - What's the secret of your success?
- Teamwork.Copy !req
45. I do a tremendous amount of teamwork,
and I always have a plan. Come on.Copy !req
46. Yeah, my plan.Copy !req
47. I knew from the start there was no
phantom. The Luna Ghost is, in fact...Copy !req
48. - Old Man Smithers?
- The creepy janitor?Copy !req
49. He wanted revenge after you
refused to go out with him.Copy !req
50. How could you, Pam? I am a lover-boy
of George Clooney-an proportions.Copy !req
51. - Fred, how was the ghost able to fly?
- I can answer that. Watch.Copy !req
52. These balloons fill with a highly
potent helium synthesis...Copy !req
53. giving the Luna Ghost...Copy !req
54. his weightless appearance.Copy !req
55. I would have gotten away with it too,
if it weren't for you meddling kids...Copy !req
56. and your dumb dog!
I'll get you for this!Copy !req
57. Scooby-Dooby-Doo!Copy !req
58. All right, I'm on it, dude.Copy !req
59. - Are you set?
- I'm ready.Copy !req
60. Fred, I can't believe you took credit
for my plan again.Copy !req
61. Some plan. That ghost pawed me
for an hour and a half.Copy !req
62. It's not our fault you always
get kidnapped.Copy !req
63. I don't always get kidnapped.
Can't believe you'd say that.Copy !req
64. Oh, please.
You come with your own ransom note.Copy !req
65. - My glasses!
- Who's helpless now?Copy !req
66. I'm going to kill you, Daphne!Copy !req
67. Watch the ascot!Copy !req
68. You guys, look, I know I'm just
the dude that carries the bags...Copy !req
69. but we all play an important part
in this group.Copy !req
70. I mean, we're just like a big,
delicious banana split.Copy !req
71. Fred, you're the big banana.Copy !req
72. Daphne, you're the pastrami and
gum-flavored ice cream. And Velma...Copy !req
73. you're the sweet-and-sour mustard
sauce that goes on top.Copy !req
74. That sounds pretty good, doesn't it?Copy !req
75. You know what, Shaggy? You've really
put it in perspective for me.Copy !req
76. Thanks.Copy !req
77. I quit.Copy !req
78. - No.
- No way.Copy !req
79. You can't quit. I was gonna quit in,
like, two seconds.Copy !req
80. Now everyone will think
I copied off the smart girl.Copy !req
81. Now, wait a minute.Copy !req
82. Maybe I quit.Copy !req
83. I do. Yeah, I quit.Copy !req
84. I'm out of here.Copy !req
85. Good riddance.Copy !req
86. Don't...
No. Don't go.Copy !req
87. Come on, you guys, don't do this.Copy !req
88. Please don't go.Copy !req
89. Do I quit?Copy !req
90. No, Scoob...Copy !req
91. friends don't quit.Copy !req
92. It looks like it's just you
and me for a while.Copy !req
93. What now, Shaggy?Copy !req
94. I guess we'll all just do
what we do best, Scoob.Copy !req
95. This is primo.Copy !req
96. Man, talk about toasted.Copy !req
97. Man, the only thing I like better
than an eggplant burger...Copy !req
98. is a chocolate-covered
eggplant burger.Copy !req
99. With hot sauce.Copy !req
100. Yeah, just another beautiful day
in paradise.Copy !req
101. I'm looking for a "Mr. Rogers"
and a "Mr. Doo." The detectives?Copy !req
102. It's probably somebody looking for us
to solve some scary mystery.Copy !req
103. Nobody home!Copy !req
104. Quick, Scoob-o, grab the food-o,
let's scram-o.Copy !req
105. I'm looking for a "Mr. Rogers"
and a "Mr. Doo."Copy !req
106. Let's go!Copy !req
107. I'm sorry, dude. I'd love to help you
out. You look like a really nice guy.Copy !req
108. We're not detectives anymore.Copy !req
109. I've been sent by Mr. Emile
Mondevarious to invite you...Copy !req
110. to his amusement park,
Spooky Island.Copy !req
111. We don't go near places with "spooky,"
"haunted," or "creepy" in the name.Copy !req
112. - Or hydrocolonic.
- Right, but that's for another reason.Copy !req
113. But he'd like you to solve a mystery.
He'll pay you a fee of $10,000.Copy !req
114. It's just, materialism
is not really our bag, man.Copy !req
115. - Free airfare.
- No, thanks.Copy !req
116. - Room and board.
- No, thanks.Copy !req
117. And all you can eat.Copy !req
118. All you can eat?Copy !req
119. Fred?Copy !req
120. Velma? Are you going this way?Copy !req
121. - How have you...?
- Been?Copy !req
122. - Yes.
- Great.Copy !req
123. I'm on the lecture circuit
with my new book...Copy !req
124. - Fred on Fred: The Many Faces of Me.
- Jinkies, that's impressive.Copy !req
125. And yourself?Copy !req
126. I've been working at NASA, developing
hydropowered missile defense systems.Copy !req
127. But, more importantly...Copy !req
128. - I'm on a journey of self-discovery.
- NASA?Copy !req
129. Charter service to Spooky lsland
will begin boarding momentarily.Copy !req
130. What do you mean I can't have
seven carry-on bags?Copy !req
131. - That's so economy.
- Crap.Copy !req
132. Oh, no. I'm not talking to you guys.Copy !req
133. - What are you doing here?
- Isn't it obvious?Copy !req
134. We all received the same letter
from one Emile Mondevarious...Copy !req
135. the reclusive owner
of Spooky Island.Copy !req
136. It's not fair. I was gonna solve
the mystery all by myself.Copy !req
137. - And when you get caught?
- I'm a black belt now.Copy !req
138. I've transformed my body
into a dangerous weapon.Copy !req
139. It's true.Copy !req
140. Far out. I guess we're, like,
all going to Spooky Island, man.Copy !req
141. Where's Scooby?Copy !req
142. Hello.Copy !req
143. Sorry.Copy !req
144. They don't allow big dogs
on the plane.Copy !req
145. You've got to be kidding.Copy !req
146. No one is stupid enough
to believe that.Copy !req
147. Who's the ugly old broad?Copy !req
148. - Say hello to Grandma.
- Aloha.Copy !req
149. Flight 3774 to Spooky Island,
now boarding.Copy !req
150. I wouldn't have agreed
to come if I knew.Copy !req
151. Wait, just think about it
for one minute.Copy !req
152. Mystery Inc. Reunites. We'll be
a team again, just like the old days.Copy !req
153. So come on...Copy !req
154. let's do that thing where we all put
our hands in, lift them up, and go:Copy !req
155. Only if Fred and Velma do it.Copy !req
156. People are watching, Shag.Copy !req
157. Yeah, Scoob, "roo-hoo."
Come on, buddy.Copy !req
158. Now that is a beautiful work of art.Copy !req
159. Would you mind me taking a seat
there next to...?Copy !req
160. To my grandma. That's my grandma.
Hi, Grandma. Like, no.Copy !req
161. - Thanks.
- You're welcome.Copy !req
162. Bless you.Copy !req
163. I'm sorry. My allergies.
It's usually only dogs that do it.Copy !req
164. - Maybe I'd better move.
- No, wait.Copy !req
165. It's probably just
my grandm♪s perfume.Copy !req
166. Yeah, even I sometimes get
a little allergic, you know. Oh, jeez.Copy !req
167. I'm pretty sure Grandma wants to go
back and visit with her pal Velma.Copy !req
168. Right, Grandma?Copy !req
169. Okay.Copy !req
170. Boy, oh, boy, those sure do look
like Scooby Snacks.Copy !req
171. I know they're for dogs...Copy !req
172. but they're 100% vegetarian,
and I love them.Copy !req
173. Like, me too.Copy !req
174. Far out. I've never met another person
who loves Scooby Snacks.Copy !req
175. - Me neither.
- I'm Mary Jane.Copy !req
176. - Like, that's my favorite name.
- Really?Copy !req
177. No way.Copy !req
178. Hello.Copy !req
179. Grandma?Copy !req
180. Velma, it's simple
behavior modification.Copy !req
181. To cause a dog to discontinue any
action, flick it on the nose. Observe.Copy !req
182. Scoob?Copy !req
183. See?Copy !req
184. Sit, Grandma! Bad, Grandma!
Don't eat the kitty!Copy !req
185. Welcome to Spooky lsland...Copy !req
186. the frightfully popular spring break
spot for college students.Copy !req
187. Catch our Electrical Torture Parade.
It's a Dead World After All.Copy !req
188. And the world famous Splatterhorn.Copy !req
189. Scooby-Doo!
And the rest of Mystery lnc.Copy !req
190. It's marvelous to see you!
How fanta...Copy !req
191. I'm sorry.
That's the second time this week.Copy !req
192. Thank goodness.Copy !req
193. It's a new toy.
I'm just getting up to speed with it.Copy !req
194. - Welcome.
- Thank goodness.Copy !req
195. I was afraid I'd have
to lug those to the hotel.Copy !req
196. That's what Spooky Island's about,
realizing your worst fears.Copy !req
197. I'm Emile Mondevarious,
the owner of this amusement park.Copy !req
198. - You seem less...
- Spooky.Copy !req
199. Than we'd have guessed.Copy !req
200. I can be pretty spooky
when called upon. I can go:Copy !req
201. Claws and everything.Copy !req
202. You wouldn't want to run into me
in a dark alley.Copy !req
203. - So you're the one who brought us here?
- No.Copy !req
204. What brought you here
was your insatiable appetite...Copy !req
205. for a juicy mystery.Copy !req
206. The truth is,
Mystery Inc. Is broken up.Copy !req
207. That's the beauty of something broken.Copy !req
208. It can be fixed.
Therein lies its potential.Copy !req
209. And I need you to fix Spooky Island.Copy !req
210. What's the problem?Copy !req
211. I believe somebody's casting a spell
on the students.Copy !req
212. Now listen and look around.Copy !req
213. Notice any difference between those
arriving and those departing?Copy !req
214. They look like sober, well-behaved
college kids.Copy !req
215. Precisely.
They didn't before they came.Copy !req
216. They've changed.
In other words, a magic spell.Copy !req
217. Carol! Carol, how was the island?Copy !req
218. Are you tricking on me?Copy !req
219. It's me, Brad. We've known each other
since we were 3.Copy !req
220. Back off my grill, son!Copy !req
221. Carol, what are you doing?Copy !req
222. I'm terrified. The young people
that come off that barge...Copy !req
223. the people I love the most,
they're in danger.Copy !req
224. - I'm going to solve this one first.
- Not before I solve it first.Copy !req
225. You'll look like total idiots
when you're captured and I save you.Copy !req
226. Thank you. Marvelous.Copy !req
227. Maybe we can celebrate later
by having a little spookapalooza.Copy !req
228. Spookapalooza?Copy !req
229. You haven't noticed anything unusual
since you started working here?Copy !req
230. - Any weirdoes running around?
- No.Copy !req
231. Welcome, dear victims.Copy !req
232. My name is N' Goo Tuana.Copy !req
233. This is my evil best pal, Zarkos.Copy !req
234. You may recognize him from Telemundo
as the famous masked wrestler...Copy !req
235. Zarkos.Copy !req
236. This enchanted island...Copy !req
237. is a thoroughfare
to the supernatural realm.Copy !req
238. For centuries, it was home to creatures
who lived on the island undisturbed.Copy !req
239. But then...Copy !req
240. ten years ago...Copy !req
241. Emile Mondevarious...Copy !req
242. antagonized these ancient beings
by building a theme park here.Copy !req
243. The creatures are furious, my friends.Copy !req
244. And I assure you...Copy !req
245. while you party...Copy !req
246. they plot...Copy !req
247. their revenge!Copy !req
248. Do my friends frighten you?Copy !req
249. They would, if it weren't
for the holographic projectors...Copy !req
250. there, and there and there.Copy !req
251. What a smart little one.Copy !req
252. Hello, Dead Mike's.Copy !req
253. We got a "Mr. Doo" here?Copy !req
254. I got a call for a "Mr. Doo."Copy !req
255. Melvin Doo?Copy !req
256. No, Scooby.Copy !req
257. - Hello?
- Got a bag...Copy !req
258. of hamburgers here for you.Copy !req
259. Just walk into the dark,
shadowy part of the forest...Copy !req
260. where no one can see you.Copy !req
261. Okay.Copy !req
262. - Want a stuffed thingy?
- Nobody can win those.Copy !req
263. Fred says it's a worthless talent, that
I should've learned French instead.Copy !req
264. I say you don't need to know what
" Voulez-vous coucher avec moi" means...Copy !req
265. to love that song.Copy !req
266. I think being good at crane machine
is way cooler than French.Copy !req
267. Voilà.Copy !req
268. Nobody's ever given me a stuffed
dismembered head before.Copy !req
269. Excuse me.Copy !req
270. Now I have to start my voodoo ritual
all over again!Copy !req
271. Voodoo ritual?Copy !req
272. - I was about to sacrifice this chicken.
- That chicken's not alive.Copy !req
273. I know. What, did you figure that out
when you saw it didn't have a head?Copy !req
274. What do you want?
Why you in the voodoo ritual space?Copy !req
275. I'm looking for clues as to who's
behind the students' strange behavior.Copy !req
276. Here's a clue:
Purple is a fall color.Copy !req
277. - It's the middle of May!
- Pardon?Copy !req
278. Do yourself a favor
and get off this island. Go home.Copy !req
279. Go home before evil befalls
your skinny, aerobicized booty.Copy !req
280. And whatever you do...Copy !req
281. do not, I repeat...Copy !req
282. do not go into
that Spooky Island castle.Copy !req
283. - You want me to go to that castle.
- Didn't you hear what I said?Copy !req
284. You knew I'd do the opposite
of what you said.Copy !req
285. You told me not to go to the castle
so I would go...Copy !req
286. where you set a trap to capture me.Copy !req
287. Unless...Copy !req
288. you knew I'd figure it out,
so you told me not to go...Copy !req
289. so I'd think you wanted me to go,
so I wouldn't go.Copy !req
290. I'll find out what you're hiding
in that castle. You watch.Copy !req
291. What in the world?Copy !req
292. Hamburgers, where are you?Copy !req
293. Hamburgers.Copy !req
294. Thank you.Copy !req
295. Shaggy!Copy !req
296. It's been really nice.Copy !req
297. Shaggy!Copy !req
298. Monster! Monster!Copy !req
299. A monster?Copy !req
300. Scooby-Doo, quit goofing around, man.Copy !req
301. I guess I should go.Copy !req
302. Bye, Scooby.Copy !req
303. Bless you.Copy !req
304. Shaggy. Scooby.Copy !req
305. No way.Copy !req
306. - Scoob and me don't do castles.
- Why not?Copy !req
307. They have paintings that watch you,
suits of armor you think is a statue...Copy !req
308. but there's a guy inside who follows
you every time you turn around.Copy !req
309. - How many times did that happen?
- Twelve. We're not gonna do it.Copy !req
310. That's right.Copy !req
311. Scooby?Copy !req
312. Did you hurt your paw?Copy !req
313. - Would you do it for a Scooby Snack?
- Oh, boy!Copy !req
314. - And you'll be fearless?
- Fearless?Copy !req
315. Hong Kong Phooey,
watch the fists of fury.Copy !req
316. Here you go.Copy !req
317. Thank you.Copy !req
318. There's plenty more where that came
from. Let's go before someone sees.Copy !req
319. Okay.Copy !req
320. You're not gonna stay out here alone,
are you?Copy !req
321. No, thank you.Copy !req
322. Oh, boy.Copy !req
323. This place is, like, uber creepy.Copy !req
324. Yeah, uber creepy.Copy !req
325. The only thing missing
is a mindless zombie.Copy !req
326. Fred, get back. I found this place.
I call dibs on its clues.Copy !req
327. - I've already found some clues.
- What?Copy !req
328. I followed some weird footprints here.
It might be dangerous for you.Copy !req
329. If anyone messes with me, I'll open
a can of Chinese whoop-ass on them.Copy !req
330. Velma.Copy !req
331. - What are you doing here?
- This ride was closed for construction.Copy !req
332. It's the most likely place to hatch
a plan. And I wanted to scare Daphne.Copy !req
333. Since we're all together,
let's split up and look for more clues.Copy !req
334. - Daphne, you and I...
- Typical.Copy !req
335. - What?
- Nothing.Copy !req
336. - I was always picked last for the teams.
- Okay.Copy !req
337. Daphne, exit through the entrance.Copy !req
338. Velma and I will enter
through the exit.Copy !req
339. And Shaggy and Scooby...Copy !req
340. do whatever you guys do.Copy !req
341. Look at this, huh, Scoob?Copy !req
342. It's like a medieval Sizzler.Copy !req
343. Pinch me, I'm in heaven...Copy !req
344. - It's an expression, Scoob.
- Sorry.Copy !req
345. Velma, I never meant to...
Well, you know...Copy !req
346. - pick you last.
- Don't worry about it.Copy !req
347. I know you.Copy !req
348. All you care about
are swimsuit models.Copy !req
349. Look, I'm a man of substance.
Dorky chicks like you turn me on too.Copy !req
350. That's a compliment.Copy !req
351. Yes! Yes!Copy !req
352. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
353. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, no!Copy !req
354. And now for our dinner show.Copy !req
355. What?Copy !req
356. Watch out!Copy !req
357. - I got a bad feeling about this.
- Me too.Copy !req
358. And now for the main course:Copy !req
359. You!Copy !req
360. Feast on this.Copy !req
361. Jinkies.Copy !req
362. They're moving toward us. Run!Copy !req
363. - We're trapped.
- Quick, try the bookcase.Copy !req
364. - One of these has to open a passageway.
- Velma, this is a ride.Copy !req
365. You got a better plan?Copy !req
366. What do we do?Copy !req
367. Do what we do best, Scoob:
Eat.Copy !req
368. It's plastic.Copy !req
369. So what? You drink out of a toilet.Copy !req
370. So do you.Copy !req
371. I'm not helpless.Copy !req
372. I am helpless. I'm gonna die!Copy !req
373. We made it, Scoob. We're alive!Copy !req
374. That was weird.Copy !req
375. Fred? Freddy?Copy !req
376. Are you all right?Copy !req
377. The last book.Copy !req
378. I don't feel so good.Copy !req
379. Reminds me of the time we tried to eat
that guy in the hot-dog costume.Copy !req
380. Looks like some kind of school.Copy !req
381. In a spooky castle ride? Fishy.Copy !req
382. Welcome to America.Copy !req
383. I am using the language English.Copy !req
384. - Shaggy, look.
- Let's check it out.Copy !req
385. Oh, boy. Lights, camera, action,
huh, Scoob?Copy !req
386. Now that you're a young adult...Copy !req
387. you'll need to learn societal dos...Copy !req
388. and don'ts.Copy !req
389. Interaction between young
people is polite and casual.Copy !req
390. Hey, sorry, bro.Copy !req
391. I will crush your bones into dust.Copy !req
392. Let's see how the situation
should be handled.Copy !req
393. Remember, today's young people
have a language all their own.Copy !req
394. Sorry, bro.Copy !req
395. No big whoop, dog.
Catch that new vid on the box?Copy !req
396. True dat. I'm up to sniznuff
on all popular trends.Copy !req
397. Word.Copy !req
398. It seems to be a brainwashing
facility of some type.Copy !req
399. Wherever there's a brainwashing cult,
there's always a power-hungry leader.Copy !req
400. - The Papa Smurf figure.
- Mondevarious.Copy !req
401. Then why would he have
invited us here?Copy !req
402. Jellybeans.Copy !req
403. I'll have whatever he's having.Copy !req
404. Are you challenging me?Copy !req
405. Maybe.Copy !req
406. Pull my finger. Too late.Copy !req
407. - You're in trouble.
- Oh, boy.Copy !req
408. I'm not stopping
till your fur is singed off.Copy !req
409. We're here to solve a mystery.Copy !req
410. Yeah, Scoob.Copy !req
411. Let's get out of here.Copy !req
412. Zoinks! Skedaddle!Copy !req
413. - I found a neat and scary clue.
- Us too.Copy !req
414. This is a brainwashing
facility for an evil cult.Copy !req
415. Maybe this is the secret relic
thingy they worship.Copy !req
416. We'll all be relics if we don't
get out of here.Copy !req
417. I got a plan.Copy !req
418. What's that smell?Copy !req
419. Sir, they found the Daemon Ritus.Copy !req
420. For your sake, they better not
have gone far.Copy !req
421. It is time to summon
the big muchachos.Copy !req
422. Like, oh, no!Copy !req
423. Mystery Inc. You all seem rather
cheery. Good news, I hope?Copy !req
424. Mr. Mononucleosis...Copy !req
425. - Yes?
- We have hit a clue smorgasbord.Copy !req
426. We have three suspects
as to who's behind this evil hooty.Copy !req
427. N' Goo Tuana. He believes
your park's on enchanted ground.Copy !req
428. The voodoo man, who tricked me
into going to the castle.Copy !req
429. - And you.
- Me?Copy !req
430. Let's split up.
We'll meet in a half-hour.Copy !req
431. I'll interview employees to see
if they've noticed anything odd.Copy !req
432. I'll translate these inscriptions
Daphne found.Copy !req
433. I'll go research cults on the Net.Copy !req
434. I'm a suspect?Copy !req
435. Don't take it personally.
It's mostly just because you creep me out.Copy !req
436. I see.Copy !req
437. Fine.Copy !req
438. Jinkies.Copy !req
439. Hey. Your friends ditch you?Copy !req
440. No, I always did the brainwork.Copy !req
441. What's this?Copy !req
442. I believe it's called
the Daemon Ritus.Copy !req
443. Daemon Ritus? What's it for?Copy !req
444. This describes
an old race of creatures.Copy !req
445. It's reminiscent of Pandaemonous texts,
so I can make some of it out.Copy !req
446. It looks like instructions
to some sort of secret ritual.Copy !req
447. It is fascinating.Copy !req
448. On the house. Nice sweater.Copy !req
449. You really dig doing this, huh?Copy !req
450. Like, clues and stuff.Copy !req
451. Certainly.Copy !req
452. Really focusing on a mystery
reminds me of the old days.Copy !req
453. We were quite a crew back then.Copy !req
454. That was the best time of my life.Copy !req
455. Shaggy and Scooby...
What goofballs!Copy !req
456. Kind of like they are today.Copy !req
457. And Daphne...Copy !req
458. So beautiful. She was the coolest girl
at Coolsville High.Copy !req
459. Fred. He was so handsome.Copy !req
460. And he really knew how to accessorize.Copy !req
461. Sounds perfect.Copy !req
462. Yeah, but every family has one nut.Copy !req
463. Scrappy-Dappy-Doo!Copy !req
464. Ghosts don't stand a chance with me.Copy !req
465. Let me at 'em. I'll rack 'em.
I'll sock 'em.Copy !req
466. For the thousandth time,
there's no such thing as ghosts.Copy !req
467. Sure there are. When I find them,
I'll give them a dose of puppy power!Copy !req
468. Oh, God. He's peeing on me.Copy !req
469. That little egomaniac
had flipped his lid.Copy !req
470. Scrappy, I told you,
no urinating on Daphne.Copy !req
471. - It was an accident.
- You were marking your territory.Copy !req
472. You don't have the scrote for this job.
Listen up, losers.Copy !req
473. The time has come to appoint me
your unquestioned leader.Copy !req
474. Either that, or I'm out of here.Copy !req
475. What's the idea? You can't do
this to me. People adore me.Copy !req
476. I'm as cute as a Powerpuff Girl.
I'll get my own show.Copy !req
477. Puppy power, huh?Copy !req
478. And he wasn't even a puppy.
He had a gland disorder.Copy !req
479. Help me! Help me!
Monsters! Monsters!Copy !req
480. This is the most embarrassing thing
you've done...Copy !req
481. since you cleaned your beans
at Don Knotts' Christmas party.Copy !req
482. How many times
do I have to tell you?Copy !req
483. There are no such things as ghouls,
ghosts, goblins or monsters.Copy !req
484. Now listen up. There is absolutely...Copy !req
485. absolutely no such thing as...Copy !req
486. Monster!Copy !req
487. Fred!Copy !req
488. Scooby...Copy !req
489. Save Daphne.Copy !req
490. My glasses.Copy !req
491. I can't find my glasses.Copy !req
492. Help me find my glasses.Copy !req
493. Here they are.Copy !req
494. Thank you.Copy !req
495. Nice mask.Copy !req
496. Bad breath.Copy !req
497. Here.Copy !req
498. Jinkies.Copy !req
499. Velma!Copy !req
500. Come on!Copy !req
501. Velma!Copy !req
502. This is, like, the opposite
of what I wanted to do today.Copy !req
503. Leave it!Copy !req
504. Stand back, sir.Copy !req
505. I'll protect you.Copy !req
506. Mr. Mondevarious!Copy !req
507. Daphne, go!Copy !req
508. Scooby-Doo, where are you?Copy !req
509. Running suitcase.
Run suitcase. Run...Copy !req
510. Thank you.Copy !req
511. - Where's Scooby?
- I hope he's okay.Copy !req
512. - Right here. Scooby-Dooby-Doo!
- Hey, Scoob.Copy !req
513. Scooby!Copy !req
514. I have a sinking feeling these dudes
aren't brainwashed cult members.Copy !req
515. What do they want with the students?
We need to follow them.Copy !req
516. - Say what?
- Defeat them and save Fred and Velma.Copy !req
517. Sort of like my plan: Get out of here,
let the creatures eat Fred and Velma.Copy !req
518. No way. Fred and Velma
always figured out everything.Copy !req
519. Now it's our turn.Copy !req
520. For the first time, they're
the damsels in distress, not me.Copy !req
521. - Help?
- Timber.Copy !req
522. - Okay, I'm calling for help.
- No. I got this. I got this.Copy !req
523. I don't got this.Copy !req
524. - Coast Guard, Fitzgibbon.
- Hello, sir. We're on Spooky Island.Copy !req
525. Our friends were...Copy !req
526. kidnapped.
We need someone here right away.Copy !req
527. We do have a unit in the vicinity.
Can you meet them at the pier?Copy !req
528. All right, they'll be right there.Copy !req
529. "Our friends have been kidnapped."Copy !req
530. - Something messed up is happening.
- Is the Coast Guard here?Copy !req
531. What happened to the shattered windows
and busted walls?Copy !req
532. Yo, Red. The ball.Copy !req
533. Let's go.Copy !req
534. Anyone else think this is strange?Copy !req
535. - Okay, we need to split up.
- Why?Copy !req
536. - We need to find Fred and Velma.
- I'll go this way.Copy !req
537. And we'll go with you.Copy !req
538. Come on, Scoob.Copy !req
539. Fred?Copy !req
540. Yo, the beyotch was like, "What?"
And I was like, "Later on!"Copy !req
541. What up, dog? And...Copy !req
542. - dog.
- Keeping it real.Copy !req
543. - What happened last night?
- We got beats like it was the lizz-nizz.Copy !req
544. - You know what I'm saying, G?
- No.Copy !req
545. You hear that?Copy !req
546. Get the dog.Copy !req
547. - Damsel in distress.
- Let go of me. Help!Copy !req
548. Hurry, get the door!Copy !req
549. - Why is Fred in a bad mood?
- He's not in a bad mood, Scoob...Copy !req
550. he's a monster.Copy !req
551. - Shaggy, bikes!
- I know, "yikes!"Copy !req
552. No, bikes!Copy !req
553. Scoob!Copy !req
554. Shaggy, look out!Copy !req
555. I just saw my friend Beth Ann.
Something's wrong with her eyes.Copy !req
556. Like, hop on!Copy !req
557. Like, what a drag!Copy !req
558. Like, duck!Copy !req
559. - Yes!
- That was great!Copy !req
560. - Are you all right? You were great.
- You too.Copy !req
561. - Scooby, what are you doing, man?
- Mary Jane is a man in a mask.Copy !req
562. - Mary Jane is a man in a mask?
- Scooby.Copy !req
563. What are you doing, man?
Step off, Scoob.Copy !req
564. Shaggy, you're whipped.Copy !req
565. I'm whipped? Yeah?
Why don't you say that to my face?Copy !req
566. Okay, I will.
Your mommy eats cat poop!Copy !req
567. No, Scooby-Doo,
your mom eats cat poop!Copy !req
568. Bring it.
You want a piece of the Shagster?Copy !req
569. - Feel the pain, Scoob.
- Okay.Copy !req
570. Come on! Two shots! Two shots!Copy !req
571. Me and you, me and you again.
I'll give you some right now, buddy.Copy !req
572. Scoob!Copy !req
573. I gotta save him.
You stay here, I'll be right back.Copy !req
574. No, Shaggy.Copy !req
575. I mean, it's too dangerous.Copy !req
576. I've got to. He's, like, my best pal.Copy !req
577. Friends don't quit.Copy !req
578. Scoob?Copy !req
579. Scooby-Doo...Copy !req
580. where are you?Copy !req
581. Scoob?Copy !req
582. Shaggy. Shaggy.Copy !req
583. Shaggy!Copy !req
584. Velma.Copy !req
585. I'll save you.Copy !req
586. Thanks, Shaggy.
Boy, am I glad to see you.Copy !req
587. Let me go so I can return to my body.
Get out of here...Copy !req
588. before they steal
your protoplasm too.Copy !req
589. I always knew you were a hero, Shaggy.Copy !req
590. Jinkies!Copy !req
591. - Hey, buddy.
- Shaggy!Copy !req
592. Someone must have spiked my root beer
last night. Talk me down, man.Copy !req
593. Fred, you're a frigging
protoplasmic head.Copy !req
594. I know.Copy !req
595. But I'm still the best-looking
protoplasmic head here.Copy !req
596. How do you drive this?Copy !req
597. The Darkopalypse's upon us.
Get what you need for the ceremony.Copy !req
598. On your right. Your left.Copy !req
599. I'm coming, good-looking!Copy !req
600. - Thank you, you've saved me.
- Sorry, I'm looking for my friends.Copy !req
601. But...Copy !req
602. Put me back, Shaggy.
I'll figure a way out myself.Copy !req
603. - Like, how?
- I don't know.Copy !req
604. I'll use my tongue as an oar
and swim to the edge.Copy !req
605. Sorry.Copy !req
606. Yo, yo, you, yo.Copy !req
607. What the...?Copy !req
608. You could use a little sunlight.Copy !req
609. That's one part of the mystery solved.Copy !req
610. The creatures need our bodies
to survive in sunlight.Copy !req
611. Like a human suit.Copy !req
612. SPF 1,000,000.Copy !req
613. But what are they doing here
in the first place?Copy !req
614. Daphne, you okay?Copy !req
615. Yeah.Copy !req
616. - But I'm not Daphne!
- Fred?Copy !req
617. I couldn't get to my body.
I didn't know where else to go.Copy !req
618. It's not easy to steer
when you're pure spirit.Copy !req
619. I can look at myself naked.Copy !req
620. Oh, brother.Copy !req
621. - Get your hands off me.
- Daphne?Copy !req
622. - He planned this somehow, didn't he?
- Hey, good-looking.Copy !req
623. Fred, you egocentric...Copy !req
624. - Please tell me you guys are you.
- Fred keeps touching me.Copy !req
625. Makes you nostalgic
for the homicidal creatures.Copy !req
626. I stole this. I hope it helps.Copy !req
627. The Daemon Ritus.Copy !req
628. - I'm me again.
- Yippee for you.Copy !req
629. Man, like, why am I wearing a dress?Copy !req
630. Everyone remain calm.
Velma, what the heck's going on?Copy !req
631. If I am correct...Copy !req
632. due to the instability of protoplasm
in the proximity of the Daemon Ritus...Copy !req
633. we're going to continue
randomly changing bodies until...Copy !req
634. Jinkies!Copy !req
635. Until the protoplasm realigns
with the appropriate bodies.Copy !req
636. I'm Fred again!Copy !req
637. Daph, what's wrong with you?
Don't you ever eat?Copy !req
638. I'm me.Copy !req
639. - I'm back.
- Like, me too.Copy !req
640. Told you so.Copy !req
641. - Oh, no.
- Let's go.Copy !req
642. I guess that was the wrong ingredient.Copy !req
643. Wait.Copy !req
644. I know how to handle this guy.Copy !req
645. Hey, you! What're you doing?Copy !req
646. Yes. That is masterful.Copy !req
647. I'm doing a voodoo ritual.
I need to get the right ingredients.Copy !req
648. The only way to protect myself is
by blessing this dead Arnouki beast.Copy !req
649. They're about to perform
their evil Darkopalypse ritual.Copy !req
650. - Darkopalypse ritual?
- Right.Copy !req
651. - That's what the ancient text describes.
- Don't open that!Copy !req
652. They use the protoplasm
in the vat as an energy source.Copy !req
653. And the leader needs to absorb a purely
good soul to complete the ritual.Copy !req
654. Legend has it,
once the ritual is performed...Copy !req
655. the creatures will rule on Earth
for 10,000 years.Copy !req
656. That's why I have this in my house.
To protect myself.Copy !req
657. You have another one of those?Copy !req
658. Those creatures are taking over
the world? That is so mean.Copy !req
659. They can't do the ritual without a pure
human soul. Where will they get one?Copy !req
660. I didn't say human.Copy !req
661. Oh, boy.Copy !req
662. Hello, puppy.Copy !req
663. If the person behind all this
needs Scooby-Doo...Copy !req
664. Then that person is the one
who brought Scooby here.Copy !req
665. Scoobert. How are you, my friend?
Sit down, please.Copy !req
666. Okay.Copy !req
667. Scooby Snack?Copy !req
668. Maybe one.Copy !req
669. We'll need some more of those.Copy !req
670. That's me!Copy !req
671. It certainly is.
And that's because... why?Copy !req
672. We love you, Scooby-Doo.Copy !req
673. Unlike that alleged friend
of yours, Shaggy.Copy !req
674. He wouldn't believe you about
that nasty girl Mary Jane, would he?Copy !req
675. No.Copy !req
676. But I believe you, my friend.Copy !req
677. And that's why I've got
a very important job for you.Copy !req
678. What's that?Copy !req
679. That's a cat with a bobbing head.
Please don't touch it.Copy !req
680. Scooby, I would like you...Copy !req
681. to be a sacrifice.Copy !req
682. A sacrifice?Copy !req
683. If Mondorajagaga wanted Scooby,
why'd he invite the rest of us?Copy !req
684. It doesn't matter.
We gotta, like, go save Scoob.Copy !req
685. Our area of expertise is nut jobs
in Halloween costumes.Copy !req
686. We're supposed to be heroes, man.Copy !req
687. So I'm gonna do what I always do:Copy !req
688. I'm gonna eat myself a Scooby Snack,
and I'm gonna save my best pal.Copy !req
689. Velmster?Copy !req
690. You think I'm gonna fall for that?
Giving me my own nickname?Copy !req
691. Trying to make me feel like...Copy !req
692. part of the gang?Copy !req
693. We could make a plan.Copy !req
694. What can I do? The only thing
I'm good for is getting caught.Copy !req
695. But you never let that
stop you before.Copy !req
696. And if that's not a true hero,
then I don't know what is.Copy !req
697. Let's get jinkie with it.Copy !req
698. Okay, so we use the pulleys
to tip over the vat.Copy !req
699. Daphne will open the air vents
and release the disco skull.Copy !req
700. The light will refract off the skull...Copy !req
701. The creatures will explode, I'll find
Scoob, and we'll have saved the world.Copy !req
702. Oh, no. The ritual's beginning.Copy !req
703. Quick. Shaggy, attach this to the vat.Copy !req
704. We're here to save you.Copy !req
705. Shaggy, faster.Copy !req
706. All systems go.Copy !req
707. Wait, no!Copy !req
708. Mystery Inc. Rides again.Copy !req
709. Quick, hide the Daemon Ritus.Copy !req
710. Would you like another Scooby Snack?Copy !req
711. Okay.Copy !req
712. Scooby-Doo!Copy !req
713. Yo, yo, yo. Yo, homedogs.Copy !req
714. You forgot the next part
of the dance...Copy !req
715. where we do the Electric Slide,
you know...Copy !req
716. Hurry up, Velma.Copy !req
717. Fred, Velma...Copy !req
718. welcome to my little
end-of-the-world party.Copy !req
719. I've waited a long time
for this moment.Copy !req
720. Thank you for returning
the ultimate party favor:Copy !req
721. The Daemon Ritus.Copy !req
722. And now, behold the sacrifice.Copy !req
723. Thank you. Thank you.Copy !req
724. Hello, thank you.Copy !req
725. Thank you. Shaggy?Copy !req
726. Scoobert.Copy !req
727. Let's run for it.
We, like, gotta get out of here.Copy !req
728. - I'm a sacrifice. Hello.
- A sacrifice?Copy !req
729. Dude, that's not a good thing, Scoob.Copy !req
730. I'm sorry I yelled at you.Copy !req
731. And I'm sorry I haven't been
a very good friend since we got here.Copy !req
732. - But you gotta trust me now.
- You don't trust me.Copy !req
733. I do trust you.
Now, look. Who's your best buddy?Copy !req
734. - Shaggy.
- Right.Copy !req
735. And who's my best buddy?Copy !req
736. - Scooby-Doo?
- That's right.Copy !req
737. You are. And we're like two trippy peas
in a far-out pod, man.Copy !req
738. Best buddies trust each other.
Let's do what we do best.Copy !req
739. Let's run out of here screaming
in fear like two lunatics, okay?Copy !req
740. On the count of...
Let's make it five. One.Copy !req
741. Two.Copy !req
742. Hey, look at me!Copy !req
743. The moment is at hand.Copy !req
744. Through the Daemon Ritus,
I shall absorb the energy source.Copy !req
745. And now, to complete
the transformation...Copy !req
746. I shall absorb the pure one.Copy !req
747. Scoob.Copy !req
748. Ultimate power shall be mine!Copy !req
749. Nobody absorbs my pal!Copy !req
750. Come on!Copy !req
751. I'm free!Copy !req
752. Look at me!Copy !req
753. Get him!Copy !req
754. Let's get the Daemon Ritus.Copy !req
755. Get off my pincer!Copy !req
756. Cowabunga!Copy !req
757. Look, Velms. A man in a mask.Copy !req
758. We love you, Scooby-Doo. We love you.Copy !req
759. That alleged friend of yours, Shaggy.Copy !req
760. I shall absorb...Copy !req
761. Puppy power! I've outsmarted...Copy !req
762. Scrappy-Doo.Copy !req
763. Correction.
The new, improved Scrappy.Copy !req
764. Because I, Scrappy-Dappy-Doo,
have absorbed enough energy...Copy !req
765. to rule the world
with my all-powerful army!Copy !req
766. And I've brought you here,
puny, pathetic Mystery Inc...Copy !req
767. to witness my moment of triumph.Copy !req
768. All I need to complete
my transformation is Scooby-Doo.Copy !req
769. Me? Don't you mean Melvin Doo?Copy !req
770. Seize them!Copy !req
771. Like, let's get out of here!Copy !req
772. Take that, pretty boy!Copy !req
773. This is totally un-groovy, Scoob.Copy !req
774. Scooby-Doo, where are you?Copy !req
775. Yield to my puppy power!Copy !req
776. - We gotta tip over the protoplasm vat.
- How?Copy !req
777. The pincer. Come on.Copy !req
778. You all need to step back,
because Fredster's got his groove on.Copy !req
779. Got you! You look
so much bigger on TV.Copy !req
780. - Shaggy!
- Scoob.Copy !req
781. You're done!Copy !req
782. Come back here, you lazy beatnik.Copy !req
783. Shaggy.Copy !req
784. - Crud.
- Told you so.Copy !req
785. Like, wow!Copy !req
786. Give me the dog!Copy !req
787. Scrappy, down! Sit! Bad Scrappy!Copy !req
788. Let's finish this puppy! Now!Copy !req
789. Not again.Copy !req
790. Captured again, señorita?Copy !req
791. Not this time!Copy !req
792. - Now who's the damsel in distress?
- Me?Copy !req
793. Straight up.Copy !req
794. Mystery Inc., this ain't over!Copy !req
795. Not by a long shot!Copy !req
796. I'll rock you and sock you...Copy !req
797. and crush you like...Copy !req
798. - Like, dude?
- What?Copy !req
799. You're a bad puppy!Copy !req
800. Come on, I can still take you.
Put them up, you mangy mutt.Copy !req
801. Is that all you got?Copy !req
802. Hey, Daph!Copy !req
803. - We did it!
- Yes, we did.Copy !req
804. Fred! Cut it out.Copy !req
805. - Mr. Mondevarious, is that you?
- Yes.Copy !req
806. Oh, thank goodness!
Thank you! Thank you!Copy !req
807. Velma! Thank you!Copy !req
808. You're fogging up my glasses.Copy !req
809. Two years ago, that little pest...Copy !req
810. turns up at a casting session
for our evil elves.Copy !req
811. Next thing I know,
I'm stuck in a hole...Copy !req
812. and he's cavorting about
in a mechanical version of me.Copy !req
813. But look, thank you so much.Copy !req
814. What a delight. Fantastic!
Fantastic!Copy !req
815. - Shaggy!
- Scooby-Doo!Copy !req
816. I love you, Shaggy.Copy !req
817. I love you too, Scoob.Copy !req
818. Now get off me, buddy.Copy !req
819. Thanks. You saved my life.Copy !req
820. Like, no problem.Copy !req
821. And thank you, Scooby-Doo.Copy !req
822. - My little schmookem-wookem.
- Shucks.Copy !req
823. Fred, can you tell us
how you solved the case?Copy !req
824. It all started when I was giving
a speech on my new book and...Copy !req
825. And I think the Velmster
should take it from here.Copy !req
826. Go.Copy !req
827. Through the combined
intuitive powers of Mystery Inc...Copy !req
828. we've discovered the real villain
is, in fact, Scrappy Cornelius Doo...Copy !req
829. who sadly was corrupted
by the power of the Daemon Ritus.Copy !req
830. Get over it!
So I got a little cranky.Copy !req
831. It's no reason to freak out like a jerk
and try to kill all of humanity.Copy !req
832. I would've gotten away with it too,
if not for you meddling sons of...Copy !req
833. Now that Mystery Inc.
Is back together...Copy !req
834. any comment on the Mud Bog Ghoul
who's been terrorizing London?Copy !req
835. Whatever the case,
Mystery Inc. Will be there.Copy !req
836. Solving mysteries, man.Copy !req
837. - Righting wrongs.
- Looking for clues and kicking butt.Copy !req
838. How groovy is this, man?Copy !req
839. Spooky Island finally came through
with its all-you-can-eat deal.Copy !req
840. And there's nobody I'd rather
gorge myself with than you, Scooby-Doo.Copy !req
841. - My best friend.
- You're my best friend, buddy.Copy !req
842. You're beautiful like a beautiful
piece of pizza.Copy !req
843. Zoinks! Them peppers is, like, hot.Copy !req
844. - Wimp.
- Wimp? You think you can handle it?Copy !req
845. Why don't you put your mouth
where your mouth is?Copy !req
846. Okay.Copy !req
847. Scooby-Doo, you feeling okay?Copy !req
848. Here you go, dude.Copy !req
849. - Like, how'd that taste, man?
- Delicious.Copy !req
850. Well, let's get two more.Copy !req
851. On the count of three.
One, two, three!Copy !req