1. Here we are, folks,
on the red carpet at the grand opening...Copy !req
2. of the Coolsonian Criminology Museum.Copy !req
3. Tonight's premiere exhibit
is a rousing look back...Copy !req
4. at the exploits of Mystery Incorporated.Copy !req
5. And here they are.Copy !req
6. Folks, this crowd is going crazy
over Mystery Inc.Copy !req
7. - Fred!
- Fred, we love you!Copy !req
8. Here you go, girls.
I got an ascot for each of you.Copy !req
9. Hello!Copy !req
10. Check it out! It's a Shag and Scoob quake
and the whole city's shaking!Copy !req
11. Yeah!Copy !req
12. Come on, Scoob.Copy !req
13. Oh, sorry.Copy !req
14. I consider it a privilege, sir.Copy !req
15. - Daphne!
- Don't you two look beautiful. Thank you.Copy !req
16. Daphne! Daphne! Daphne!Copy !req
17. Hi! We love you! We have you tattooed
on our chests! Look!Copy !req
18. That's very sweet.Copy !req
19. Velma! Velma!Copy !req
20. - Sign it, please.
- We love you, Velma.Copy !req
21. Thanks.Copy !req
22. - I love her so much.
- May I have a word...Copy !req
23. - ... with Coolsville's hottest detectives?
- Absolutely.Copy !req
24. That's your word.
Come on, dear. We're late.Copy !req
25. Heather Jasper-Howe
at the grand opening...Copy !req
26. of the new Coolsonian
Criminology Museum...Copy !req
27. with our guests of honor, the master
detectives of Mystery Incorporated.Copy !req
28. Shaggy!Copy !req
29. Hey!Copy !req
30. Right on!Copy !req
31. Hello! Hello!Copy !req
32. With all your success, will you still
have time for us in little old Coolsville?Copy !req
33. Of course little old Coolsville
can solve its problems without us...Copy !req
34. but we'll always be here to help.Copy !req
35. The people of Coolsville
are the best in the world!Copy !req
36. Fred, can you
tell us a little about the exhibit?Copy !req
37. Absolutely. Mystery Inc.
is proud to donate...Copy !req
38. the costumes of criminals
we've unmasked.Copy !req
39. - Like The Black Knight Ghost.
- Our very first case.Copy !req
40. - The 10,000 Volt Ghost.
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
41. The Skeleton Men,
and even the dreaded Pterodactyl Ghost.Copy !req
42. We've also donated the costumes
of some of our more ridiculous foes.Copy !req
43. Like Chickenstein.Copy !req
44. Can we get a shot of you
next to The Black Night?Copy !req
45. Ridiculous? Obviously she forgot...Copy !req
46. - ... that dude tried to pluck us.
- Yeah.Copy !req
47. - Remember what I told you?
- Never pick your nose in public?Copy !req
48. - No.
- No, but that's good too.Copy !req
49. - Image is everything.
- Yes! Image is everything.Copy !req
50. The whole city's watching,
so try and keep a brave face.Copy !req
51. They're costumes.Copy !req
52. - Oh.
- Oh, right.Copy !req
53. She's right, Scoob.
Up close, they look totally fake.Copy !req
54. The Tar Monster scared the locals
of Byzantius away to take their treasure.Copy !req
55. But on the positive side,
he'd pave your driveway for free.Copy !req
56. Isn't that right, Velma?Copy !req
57. Velma?Copy !req
58. - Hi.
- Hi.Copy !req
59. Daphne, this is Patrick Wisely.Copy !req
60. He's the curator here at the museum.Copy !req
61. It's very nice to meet you, Patrick.Copy !req
62. I hope you'll be working closely with
Velma on this ever-expanding exhibit.Copy !req
63. I know that you're a glamorous,
mysterious, jet-set adventurer...Copy !req
64. preoccupied with
international intrigue and all...Copy !req
65. - Yes. That's me.
- I know, but...Copy !req
66. There's a symposium coming up on
syntactic reasoning in the criminal brain—Copy !req
67. I have always found
a criminal's inclination...Copy !req
68. to incorrectly use the interrogative
pronoun in place of the relative...Copy !req
69. delightfully absurd.Copy !req
70. - Me too!
- Really?Copy !req
71. Yeah. So maybe you'd want
to go together?Copy !req
72. Suppose you mean like...Copy !req
73. Like a...Copy !req
74. Like a date. With me.Copy !req
75. Oh, I— No, I can't, Patrick.Copy !req
76. Mystery is my mistress.
I must heed her sweet call.Copy !req
77. Okay.Copy !req
78. What's happening?Copy !req
79. Oh, boy.Copy !req
80. Daphne!Copy !req
81. Go, Ned! Get it! Get it!Copy !req
82. We need to come up with a plan.Copy !req
83. - Hiding is our plan.
- Yeah.Copy !req
84. In case you haven't noticed, there's
an unidentified freaky object in here!Copy !req
85. - The curtains!
- We're on them!Copy !req
86. Come on, you chickens! Grab those ropes!Copy !req
87. - Okay.
- But chickens aren't good with ropes!Copy !req
88. We got him!Copy !req
89. Shaggy, use the ropes to tie him up!Copy !req
90. It's just a costume!
It's just a costume!Copy !req
91. It's just a costume!Copy !req
92. We tied it! Let go!Copy !req
93. Sorry!Copy !req
94. - We have to save Shaggy and Scooby!
- As usual!Copy !req
95. Fire!Copy !req
96. Yahoo!Copy !req
97. Mystery Incorporated.Copy !req
98. This is only the first rung
on the ladder of your demise.Copy !req
99. Look out!Copy !req
100. And this time,
you'll be the ones unmasked...Copy !req
101. as the buffoons you truly are!Copy !req
102. Any clues to the cause of the attack?Copy !req
103. How did the dinosaur
get through security?Copy !req
104. Where did Mystery Inc.'s plan go wrong?Copy !req
105. A secret hatch!Copy !req
106. The real Pterodactyl Ghost
must have come through here!Copy !req
107. A reptilian scale.Copy !req
108. A most wonderful clue.Copy !req
109. He stole two costumes: The Black Knight
Ghost and The 10,000 Volt Ghost. Why?Copy !req
110. Fred, Daphne. Could you answer
a few questions for the press?Copy !req
111. Fred, I don't think
that's a really good idea.Copy !req
112. We always face the press
after we've unmasked the creeps.Copy !req
113. We looked ridiculous back there.Copy !req
114. Don't worry about it, sweetheart.
The press loves us.Copy !req
115. The higher the pedestal,
the harder the fall.Copy !req
116. And Mystery Inc. Fell far...Copy !req
117. in the embarrassing debacle...Copy !req
118. that tarnished the reputation
of the once-great gang.Copy !req
119. It was an utter disaster
as two of the gang's key members...Copy !req
120. Norville "Shaggy" Rogers
and Scoobert "Scooby-Doo"...Copy !req
121. caused untold damage to Coolsville's
hottest new tourist attraction...Copy !req
122. which took a full two years
to complete.Copy !req
123. When asked for comment, Fred Jones,
leader of Mystery Inc., said this:Copy !req
124. Coolsville can solve its
problems without us.Copy !req
125. I didn't say that! I mean...Copy !req
126. I did, but that's out of context!Copy !req
127. This is Heather Jasper-Howe,
disillusioned from Coolsville.Copy !req
128. It's all my fault.Copy !req
129. I'm the one who told Shaggy
and Scooby to get the ropes.Copy !req
130. No, Velma, it's my fault.Copy !req
131. I should have checked
that they were tied before I let go.Copy !req
132. It's my fault too.Copy !req
133. We all know how Shaggy
and Scooby can be.Copy !req
134. But it's all right.Copy !req
135. We just need to stay strong,
in control, and work fast.Copy !req
136. Come on, gang. Let's get to the lab.Copy !req
137. We'll figure a way out
of this Jurassic jumble.Copy !req
138. Shaggy?Copy !req
139. - We're screwups.
- Yeah.Copy !req
140. I guess, looking back, every time
they made a plan...Copy !req
141. we did screw it up somehow.Copy !req
142. - I just never noticed before.
- Me neither.Copy !req
143. There's gotta be some way we can prove
that we actually belong in the gang.Copy !req
144. We've gotta do something
totally unlike us.Copy !req
145. - Hmm...
- You know, Scoob...Copy !req
146. we could act like real detectives!Copy !req
147. Really?Copy !req
148. Scooby-Doo, raise your right paw.
No, your right paw. Your other paw.Copy !req
149. Repeat after me. From this day forward
we will no longer be our goofy selves.Copy !req
150. We will be awesome detectives.Copy !req
151. And we will act more like Fred
and Velma and Daphne.Copy !req
152. We will be terrific and fantastic
and spectacular...Copy !req
153. and cease to be "loser-iffic,"
"lame-tastic" and "suck-tacular."Copy !req
154. Yeah, yeah. Suck-tacular.Copy !req
155. Right, like, it's time
to solve the mystery.Copy !req
156. - Let's kick this investigation up to an 11!
- Yeah.Copy !req
157. What the heck are you guys doing?Copy !req
158. We figured the first step
in solving a mystery...Copy !req
159. would be to wear the right attire.Copy !req
160. I'm sorry, Daph,
but your go-go boots didn't fit...Copy !req
161. me!Copy !req
162. Scooby! Those so don't go
with that sweater!Copy !req
163. Really?Copy !req
164. Ah, clues!Copy !req
165. Alas, what are these strange markings?Copy !req
166. Words.Copy !req
167. Words!Copy !req
168. Scooby-Doo, take notes.Copy !req
169. - Gotcha.
- Come on, you kooks.Copy !req
170. Okay.Copy !req
171. It's come back positive.Copy !req
172. This is a real pterodactyl scale.Copy !req
173. Precisely!Copy !req
174. That masked figure
was out to humiliate us.Copy !req
175. Maybe it's someone we unmasked.Copy !req
176. But who would be able to make
a real Pterodactyl Ghost?Copy !req
177. The original Pterodactyl Ghost.Copy !req
178. Dr. Jonathan Jacobo.Copy !req
179. That's right!Copy !req
180. Jacobo wreaked havoc
in a statewide crime spree.Copy !req
181. Jacobo stole millions...Copy !req
182. which he used to finance his failed
experiments trying to create monsters.Copy !req
183. Come alive! Come alive!Copy !req
184. You think Jacobo's behind this?Copy !req
185. Impossible. Three years ago
he attempted a prison escape.Copy !req
186. So long, suckers!Copy !req
187. Help me, suckers!Copy !req
188. His body was lost at sea.Copy !req
189. How about this? Jacobo's cellmate was
released from prison two months ago.Copy !req
190. Jeremiah Wickles.Copy !req
191. The Black Knight Ghost. That was
one of the costumes that was stolen.Copy !req
192. Right! And...Copy !req
193. Scooby-Doo! What's your conclusion?Copy !req
194. Bunny.Copy !req
195. It seems Old Man Wickles
deserves a visit...Copy !req
196. before any of our other creepy
conquests make a comeback.Copy !req
197. Freddy, up on the right.Copy !req
198. Old Man Wickles' ancestral manor.Copy !req
199. Oh, man. Another creepy crib!Copy !req
200. How come we can't ever investigate,
like, a KFC or something?Copy !req
201. Shaggy!Copy !req
202. All right. Then again,
creepy is my middle name.Copy !req
203. Yeah, yeah. Yeah!Copy !req
204. Scoob!Copy !req
205. Come on, Scoob!Copy !req
206. Looks like a bit of a fixer-upper.Copy !req
207. Hey!Copy !req
208. Nice job last night. Losers!Copy !req
209. Quick, we need to think of a comeback.Copy !req
210. What dorks.Copy !req
211. Hey! Shut up!Copy !req
212. That's a good one.Copy !req
213. You are trespassing on Wickles Manor.Copy !req
214. - Leave now or pay the price.
- What jerk makes that his doorbell?Copy !req
215. Dude.
He just said we'd pay the price.Copy !req
216. Shaggy, Shaggy, Shaggy.Copy !req
217. What could possibly happen
by ringing a doorbell?Copy !req
218. Help me!Copy !req
219. Shaggy!Copy !req
220. I think I pulled something.Copy !req
221. That's what can happen
by ringing a doorbell, Fred. That!Copy !req
222. At 7 p.m.,
the owner will be home to set you free.Copy !req
223. Hey.Copy !req
224. You want to buy a box of cookies?Copy !req
225. Excuse me.
Have you heard the Good News?Copy !req
226. Yeah. There's cookies!Copy !req
227. Watch the junk!Copy !req
228. Sorry.Copy !req
229. Oh, brother.
The lock's on a laser thumbprint scanner.Copy !req
230. - Let me just get to my makeup.
- Daph, now?Copy !req
231. You know what, Velma? It's never too
late to learn to properly apply makeup.Copy !req
232. Okay. The last good thumbprint
should still be there, so...Copy !req
233. a little blush...Copy !req
234. a pore strip...Copy !req
235. and voilà.Copy !req
236. All right, Daph!Copy !req
237. I enjoy being a girl.Copy !req
238. Thank you!Copy !req
239. See if I can get my mechanic's job back.Copy !req
240. - Twenty, 30, 40...
- Thanks for the cookies.Copy !req
241. 50— Welcome!
Sixty, 70, 80...Copy !req
242. Okay, gang. Let's, like,
split up and search for clues.Copy !req
243. Scoob and I will go this way.
Come on, Scoob.Copy !req
244. He stole my thing that I say!Copy !req
245. Search for clues. Search for clues.Copy !req
246. Aha! A clue!Copy !req
247. Shiny footprints.Copy !req
248. The glow is similar
to the pterodactyl scale.Copy !req
249. Aha!Copy !req
250. A clue!Copy !req
251. It looks like Wickles shares...Copy !req
252. Jacobo's fascination
with the supernatural.Copy !req
253. He collects everything
from Piri Reis to Aleister Crowley.Copy !req
254. He collects dust too.Copy !req
255. No. The dust is good.
We can tell what he's been reading lately.Copy !req
256. Like here!Copy !req
257. What is it?Copy !req
258. It's an obsolete Celtic text used by
secret societies in the mid-19th century.Copy !req
259. Look. The book belonged to J. Jacobo.Copy !req
260. The original Pterodactyl Ghost.Copy !req
261. Maybe he gave it to Wickles
before he died.Copy !req
262. Can you read it?Copy !req
263. It's an amalgamation
of magic and science.Copy !req
264. Here's a list of ingredients...Copy !req
265. on how to create
your own carbon-based...Copy !req
266. organic, composite predators.Copy !req
267. This is an instruction manual
on how to create...Copy !req
268. - ... monsters.
- Monsters.Copy !req
269. Scoob.Copy !req
270. Clues!Copy !req
271. Those aren't clues, Scoob.
Those are just things you want.Copy !req
272. Like, why is a toilet brush a clue?Copy !req
273. Just because you can sing in it doesn't
make it a clue. It makes it awesome.Copy !req
274. Hey... Like, what's this?Copy !req
275. "The Faux Ghost."Copy !req
276. We're in luck.
It's tonight, Scoob!Copy !req
277. - We are detectives.
- Really?Copy !req
278. You found an actual clue!Copy !req
279. I found a clue!Copy !req
280. Do the clue dance! Do the clue dance!Copy !req
281. We're going back, we're going back!Copy !req
282. Black Knight Ghost!Copy !req
283. Run, Shaggy!Copy !req
284. Let's go.Copy !req
285. Like, lock the door!Copy !req
286. Heavy stuff, Scoob!Copy !req
287. Give me a hand, Scoob!Copy !req
288. See him get through this!Copy !req
289. Heavy!Copy !req
290. We outsmarted that moron!Copy !req
291. Yeah! What a moron.Copy !req
292. Look at me.Copy !req
293. - Thanks.
- You're welcome.Copy !req
294. - Yo, metalhead!
- Yes?Copy !req
295. Bring it.Copy !req
296. He brought it.Copy !req
297. Daphne! Hold him off!Copy !req
298. I'll look in the book.Copy !req
299. Maybe there's a formula
for finding his weakness.Copy !req
300. Here. "To find a creature's
weakest point...Copy !req
301. take the angle between
the current position of the sun...Copy !req
302. - ... and your geographical point—"
- Velma!Copy !req
303. "Add this point, 28 and a half
feet up from sea level."Copy !req
304. That tickles.Copy !req
305. This is bad.Copy !req
306. "Multiply this number—"Copy !req
307. "Add the square inches of—"Copy !req
308. Velma!Copy !req
309. "Take the square root..."Copy !req
310. Now it's good night, ladies!Copy !req
311. "--your X-axis."Copy !req
312. "And subtract 9034. That's your Y-axis."Copy !req
313. Look. No hands!Copy !req
314. Any time would be great, Velma!Copy !req
315. I'm trying.Copy !req
316. "Subtract one, divide by B,
follow upward eight degrees north."Copy !req
317. Which makes his weakest point right here!Copy !req
318. Right in the roundtables.Copy !req
319. Run!Copy !req
320. In your face! Scooby-Dooby-Doo!Copy !req
321. Come on, Scoob! Inside!Copy !req
322. I'll compare the glow of those
footprints to the pterodactyl scale.Copy !req
323. We'll check out Wickles' book.Copy !req
324. Dude, The Faux Ghost
is an awesome clue.Copy !req
325. - Yeah.
- But what do we do with it?Copy !req
326. Let's solve the mystery.Copy !req
327. If we solve the mystery by ourselves...Copy !req
328. it would certainly prove to the gang
that we belong.Copy !req
329. - Yeah.
- Let's head to The Faux Ghost...Copy !req
330. find Wickles, and see what he knows.Copy !req
331. But first, let's give the gang
the old "slipperooney."Copy !req
332. Hey, guys.Copy !req
333. Scooby's feeling kind of...Copy !req
334. like he's got rabies.Copy !req
335. We're just gonna go outside
to get some fresh air.Copy !req
336. Jinkies!Copy !req
337. What's up, Velms?Copy !req
338. The analysis of the pterodactyl scale.Copy !req
339. It contains randamonium,
which this books says...Copy !req
340. is the critical ingredient
needed to make monsters.Copy !req
341. Doesn't randamonium glow,
like those footprints in Wickles' mansion?Copy !req
342. If we prove Wickles is behind this,
this mystery goes down like a dot-com...Copy !req
343. - ... and Coolsville digs us again.
- Where would he get randamonium?Copy !req
344. Randamonium is the byproduct
of silver mines.Copy !req
345. Like the abandoned mining town
in old Coolsville.Copy !req
346. Then we better get to that mining town
and see what's—Copy !req
347. I'm invisible. I'm invisible.Copy !req
348. Get rid of him!Copy !req
349. Keep him busy.Copy !req
350. What are you doing?Copy !req
351. He wants to ask me on a date.Copy !req
352. It's okay to be scared.Copy !req
353. I am not scared.
I've fought werewolves and ghosts.Copy !req
354. But in the end, we usually unmask them
and it's a little scared man inside.Copy !req
355. It's the same with dating.Copy !req
356. Velma, have you ever considered
that maybe werewolves and ghosts...Copy !req
357. are just distractions to keep you away
from what really frightens you?Copy !req
358. Intimacy with another person.Copy !req
359. And by intimacy, I mean someone
who thinks you're really hot.Copy !req
360. But I'm more comfortable
in the world of logic and facts.Copy !req
361. And...Copy !req
362. I'm not hot.Copy !req
363. Me neither.Copy !req
364. Everybody has flaws, Velma.
The object of a healthy relationship...Copy !req
365. is to never let the other person
know they're there.Copy !req
366. - To museums.
- To museums.Copy !req
367. Daph, I really like this guy.Copy !req
368. What would you do if someone thought...Copy !req
369. that you were some glamorous
and mysterious jet-setter?Copy !req
370. I'd make myself one.Copy !req
371. Who's your mommy?Copy !req
372. My— My mommy?Copy !req
373. Come on, let's solve a mystery.Copy !req
374. Uh, Velma?Copy !req
375. - Do you have to go to the bathroom?
- No, I can't in this outfit.Copy !req
376. Okay, Scooby-Doo, the coast is clear.Copy !req
377. Here we go.Copy !req
378. That's it, Scoob. The Faux Ghost.Copy !req
379. Man, I recognize a lot of these cats.Copy !req
380. Like, that's C.L. Magnus.
He used to dress up as Redbeard's ghost.Copy !req
381. And that's Aggie Wilkins,
a.k.a. The Ozark Witch.Copy !req
382. These are all folks we unmasked.Copy !req
383. If they spot us,
they'll invite us to a weenie roast.Copy !req
384. One where we're the weenies!Copy !req
385. Mmm, hot dogs!Copy !req
386. There's gotta be some way that we can
use our awesome, fearless new skills...Copy !req
387. to get us in there
without being recognized.Copy !req
388. Hey, hey, hey!Copy !req
389. Everyone part like the Red Sea.Copy !req
390. It's me, Shizzy McCreepy,
and my brother, S.D. McCrawley.Copy !req
391. - Oh, yeah.
- We are in the house and ready to party.Copy !req
392. Hey, handsome.Copy !req
393. Hello, baby.Copy !req
394. - Zoinks!
- Jinkies!Copy !req
395. - Hey, gang.
- Jinkies!Copy !req
396. - Hey!
- Yipe!Copy !req
397. A Ghost Clown is a heck of a lot scarier
than a Cotton Candy Glob!Copy !req
398. Watch out, idiot.Copy !req
399. - Old Man Wickles!
- Leave me alone.Copy !req
400. No!Copy !req
401. I just— I just wanted to say thank you.Copy !req
402. Your portrayal of the Black Knight Ghost
was inspirational to my brother and me.Copy !req
403. Hey...Copy !req
404. Have you done anything cool
and creepy lately?Copy !req
405. Listen, I'm not normally one
for giving advice...Copy !req
406. but I feel sorry for you because
of your brother's hideous nose deformity.Copy !req
407. Get out of this game
while you got a chance.Copy !req
408. All of us here ain't nothing to admire.Copy !req
409. We needed people to believe
we were different than we were.Copy !req
410. Maybe because we believed...Copy !req
411. that there was something wrong
with who we were in the first place.Copy !req
412. I guess you're sort of grateful
to Mystery Inc...Copy !req
413. - ... for unmasking you.
- Are you kidding?Copy !req
414. If I see those twerps,
I'd tear their eyes out of their skulls.Copy !req
415. Make them eat the one eye...Copy !req
416. while watching themselves
eat it with the other eye!Copy !req
417. Bye.Copy !req
418. Here's a clue for you.Copy !req
419. - That dude's wearing his freak hat 24/7.
- Yeah.Copy !req
420. I gotta take a whiz.
Don't do anything to attract attention.Copy !req
421. Gotcha.Copy !req
422. Hey, doll.Copy !req
423. You wanna dance?Copy !req
424. Groovy.Copy !req
425. Here we go.Copy !req
426. Shake it, baby.Copy !req
427. Give me five!Copy !req
428. Oh, yeah!Copy !req
429. Everybody!Copy !req
430. Yahoo!Copy !req
431. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
432. Hey, Shaggy!Copy !req
433. Hey!Copy !req
434. It's Scooby-Doo! The meddling mutt
what helped throw us in jail!Copy !req
435. Who, me? Uh-uh.Copy !req
436. No, wait, that's not Scooby-Doo!Copy !req
437. That's S.D. McCrawley.
He's just wearing a mask.Copy !req
438. And that's Doo's beatnik best pal,
Shaggy Rogers.Copy !req
439. - Where?
- There.Copy !req
440. Zoinks! Gangway!Copy !req
441. Run, Shaggy. Wait for me!Copy !req
442. And stay out!Copy !req
443. That wasn't so bad, Scoob.Copy !req
444. That was my outfit, I swear.Copy !req
445. You know, Velma,
you are as beautiful as ever.Copy !req
446. You're just so different than I expected.Copy !req
447. You know, I'm just...Copy !req
448. - Oh, my goodness!
- What the heck's going on?Copy !req
449. This cannot be good.Copy !req
450. My museum.Copy !req
451. Wait!Copy !req
452. Any comments on the museum robbery?Copy !req
453. Mystery Inc. Is investigating
the two stolen costumes.Copy !req
454. No, the one that just happened.Copy !req
455. Where The Black Knight and Pterodactyl
Ghost stole the rest of the costumes?Copy !req
456. The rest of the costumes?Copy !req
457. So, what you're saying is
it's all downhill for Mystery Inc.Copy !req
458. No! You're doing that thing again where
you take everything I say out of context.Copy !req
459. You're trying to make it look
like I think Coolsville sucks.Copy !req
460. No! Don't record that!Copy !req
461. Patrick, I'm so sorry.
It must be so hard for you.Copy !req
462. I'm sorry, I have to go. Okay?Copy !req
463. - I'll go with you—
- No! Just—Copy !req
464. No, I have to figure out what's going on.Copy !req
465. All Fred Jones had to say was:Copy !req
466. I think Coolsville sucks!Copy !req
467. In light of the city's recent chaos...Copy !req
468. Jones' response was disheartening
to the fans who have supported them.Copy !req
469. Perhaps it's time for the crime-solving
gang to shape up or ship out.Copy !req
470. I'll be right back.Copy !req
471. This is Heather Jasper-Howe
for Investigative Probe Reporting.Copy !req
472. What's with the personal attacks?Copy !req
473. Look, I'm a huge fan. It's just my editor—Copy !req
474. Who are you kidding?Copy !req
475. Who are you kidding?Copy !req
476. Don't think I don't know your game.Copy !req
477. What do you do for the gang?Copy !req
478. Really?Copy !req
479. Velma's the smart one. Fred's the leader.Copy !req
480. All you are is a pretty little face.Copy !req
481. Why are you doing this?Copy !req
482. Because it's my job to unmask
those who pretend to be who they're not.Copy !req
483. "Unmask those"? You sound like...Copy !req
484. Sound like who?Copy !req
485. The evil masked guy.Copy !req
486. But you know that, because
just as you know I'm standing here...Copy !req
487. you know I know
who you know you are...Copy !req
488. which is him, who's a her,
which is you.Copy !req
489. Oh, now I see what you do for the gang.Copy !req
490. You're in charge of incoherent babbling.Copy !req
491. Mystery Incorporated.Copy !req
492. Once again, you are proven useless
before my power.Copy !req
493. Because of you, soon Coolsville...Copy !req
494. will be mine.Copy !req
495. Darn it.Copy !req
496. Thanks a lot!
The scoop of the night, gone.Copy !req
497. Can't you do anything right?Copy !req
498. Ned, get your camera and follow me.Copy !req
499. Guess not.Copy !req
500. Stop wasting my time!Copy !req
501. You hear me? Now I want you to question
all your scum-bucket friends.Copy !req
502. Find out what they know
about those stolen costumes.Copy !req
503. Or else you'll be known
as the Soiled Underwear Ghost!Copy !req
504. - I want answers. Now, go!
- Yes, sir.Copy !req
505. - Now!
- Yes, sir!Copy !req
506. - Sorry.
- It's okay.Copy !req
507. Patrick.Copy !req
508. Shaggy. Scooby.Copy !req
509. What are you guys doing here?Copy !req
510. We just came down here
to be undercover and stuff.Copy !req
511. Huh. Me too.Copy !req
512. My museum got broken into again...Copy !req
513. so I had to come here
and try and get some answers.Copy !req
514. Gotta put on the tough-guy act,
or these guys will eat me alive.Copy !req
515. What's the matter, you don't believe me?Copy !req
516. No, no.Copy !req
517. I'm kidding!Copy !req
518. - It's the tough-guy act.
- That's good.Copy !req
519. Boo! Boo!Copy !req
520. - I got you.
- That was a joke?Copy !req
521. - Yeah.
- That was good!Copy !req
522. You're a lot of fun. Try it, Scoob.Copy !req
523. Boo.Copy !req
524. It needs work.Copy !req
525. Look, Patrick...Copy !req
526. we could stay here, do this all night,
and something tells me you would...Copy !req
527. but we gotta make
like your personality and split.Copy !req
528. - Yeah.
- Okay.Copy !req
529. Scooby-Doo. Scoob!Copy !req
530. Hello?Copy !req
531. Scooby-Doo, can you hear me?Copy !req
532. Hello, Shaggy.Copy !req
533. Wickles has led us
into a terrifying ghost town!Copy !req
534. - Ghost town?
- Yes, a ghost town!Copy !req
535. Darn bushes yowling at me again.Copy !req
536. - Keep quiet, Scoob.
- Okay, Shaggy.Copy !req
537. Like, where did Old Man
Nutjob go? Through here, Scoob?Copy !req
538. I don't know.Copy !req
539. Oh, boy.Copy !req
540. Run, Scoob! It's a "skelly" thingy!Copy !req
541. Elevator.Copy !req
542. Good work, pal!Copy !req
543. Like, let's skedaddle.Copy !req
544. So, what's your assessment, Velmster?Copy !req
545. This place seems harmless enough.Copy !req
546. I mean, whether the Evil Masked
Figure could've gotten his randamonium...Copy !req
547. - ... from here at the mine?
- Oh, sorry.Copy !req
548. I was just thinking about Patrick.Copy !req
549. He seemed so upset when he left.Copy !req
550. - Right. So...
- And...Copy !req
551. he doesn't like me.Copy !req
552. Okay. So your assessment is?Copy !req
553. - Love stinks.
- Fred?Copy !req
554. Do you think I'm just a pretty face?Copy !req
555. No.Copy !req
556. I mean, yes.Copy !req
557. I mean, not fat!Copy !req
558. Definitely not fat.
Is this sort of what you're looking for?Copy !req
559. Fat? Why would you even use that word?Copy !req
560. Never again will they
underestimate us. That's right.Copy !req
561. I've gathered you here today
for something big.Copy !req
562. At last.Copy !req
563. All these years of careful planning...Copy !req
564. have culminated
in this one glorious moment.Copy !req
565. Aha!Copy !req
566. Old Man Wickles, caught red-handed
in your foul monster-making scheme.Copy !req
567. With your ugly, evil henchmen.Copy !req
568. Henchmen?Copy !req
569. Young man, we're investors,
and we're listening to his pitch. Shh.Copy !req
570. So as I was saying...Copy !req
571. the Old Tyme Mining Town,
a summer camp for kids...Copy !req
572. where they can have
an authentic mining experience.Copy !req
573. They can dig for 18 hours straight,
just like in the golden days of yore.Copy !req
574. They have the time of their lives,
and we get free miners!Copy !req
575. Mr. Wickles, we need to ask you about...Copy !req
576. - ... your ties to recent monster attacks.
- I don't know nothing about no monsters.Copy !req
577. Then how come there was randamonium
on the floor of your mansion?Copy !req
578. There's randamonium all over the place.
I come home with it in my shorts.Copy !req
579. Are you continuing the work
of your old pal Jonathan Jacobo?Copy !req
580. Old pal? Jacobo?Copy !req
581. We hated each other.Copy !req
582. In the prison cafeteria,
he used to steal my Tater Tots!Copy !req
583. And he got the lead in My Fair Lady.Copy !req
584. Then why did we find the monster book
in your library?Copy !req
585. Wait a second. You're the runts
what vandalized my home.Copy !req
586. Which one of you stole my toilet brush?Copy !req
587. Um... Gentlemen. Hmm?Copy !req
588. I'm sorry, Jeremiah.Copy !req
589. What happened? I haven't finished!
Wait, fellas!Copy !req
590. Wowee, Scooby-Doo!
I think we're onto something.Copy !req
591. It's like a huge laboratory.Copy !req
592. - Go ahead.
- Okay.Copy !req
593. - This place is like Clue-topia, Scoob.
- Yeah.Copy !req
594. Refrigerator!Copy !req
595. Mmm, lemonade!Copy !req
596. Check it out.
Look at those weird letters, Scoob.Copy !req
597. Shaggy?Copy !req
598. Scooby-Doo,
you turned into a freaky monster.Copy !req
599. You don't eat stuff that glows.Copy !req
600. There's got to be an antidote
in here somewhere.Copy !req
601. Try this, Scoob. It looks medicinal.Copy !req
602. Tastes like—Copy !req
603. Strawberries.Copy !req
604. I'm okay, Scoob.Copy !req
605. I've got a chick's body!Copy !req
606. I'm the Tasmanian Devil!Copy !req
607. Check it out, dude!Copy !req
608. I'm buff.Copy !req
609. My God.Copy !req
610. It seems as if I've become
ludicrously intelligent.Copy !req
611. It's awful! I long for the blissful
ignorance of my former self.Copy !req
612. Chasing cats, licking my own rear end,
eating my own vomit.Copy !req
613. Those were wonderful times.Copy !req
614. Check out my pecs, little man!Copy !req
615. Hush now, buffoon.
This is a highly combustible synthesis.Copy !req
616. A what?Copy !req
617. I'm going to transform us back!Copy !req
618. - No way, geek!
- What?Copy !req
619. I'm gonna stay this way forever!Copy !req
620. No!Copy !req
621. Let's go!Copy !req
622. Careful, gang.Copy !req
623. This "Schwarzeneggian" oaf
almost destroyed us.Copy !req
624. Go boom.Copy !req
625. You are embarrassing.Copy !req
626. That was almost exactly like
my freshman year in college.Copy !req
627. What are you guys doing here?
You're supposed to be sick, Scooby.Copy !req
628. I invented a potion.Copy !req
629. You lied to us. We're a team.Copy !req
630. You don't just go off half-cocked
doing whatever you want.Copy !req
631. Hey, gang.Copy !req
632. "Beware who enters the Monster Hive.Copy !req
633. Inside your fears will come alive."Copy !req
634. Oh, my.Copy !req
635. Look! It's the costumes
from the museum!Copy !req
636. - Zombie.
- Miner 49er.Copy !req
637. - Captain Cutler.
- I bet they're all here.Copy !req
638. He must have used the costumes
to make real monsters, which implies...Copy !req
639. He needs the costumes to make
the monsters, which implies...Copy !req
640. He already had a Pterodactyl Ghost
costume somehow, which implies...Copy !req
641. Patrick's the one.Copy !req
642. Velma's in love.Copy !req
643. No, I mean the one.Copy !req
644. The bad guy.Copy !req
645. That's why he wanted to go out with me.Copy !req
646. To see what we knew.Copy !req
647. We just saw Patrick
at the bad guys' hangout.Copy !req
648. He was working both sides
of Psycho Street.Copy !req
649. I don't know who's behind this,
but we don't need him...Copy !req
650. transforming more costumes.Copy !req
651. Let's find a way to shut down
this monster-maker for good.Copy !req
652. Guys? What's over here?Copy !req
653. This light is strange.Copy !req
654. Psst. Scooby-Doo.Copy !req
655. We're the ones that found this place.Copy !req
656. - Score one for the big guys!
- Yay!Copy !req
657. Now we need to keep acting
like mondo-groovy detectives.Copy !req
658. - Come on.
- Okay.Copy !req
659. Like, wowee.Copy !req
660. Cool! Like, "tuneage."Copy !req
661. Like, what's that weird sound?Copy !req
662. Captain Cutler!Copy !req
663. Miner 49er!Copy !req
664. The Tar Monster!Copy !req
665. We have...Copy !req
666. to remain...Copy !req
667. - ... calm.
- Ahh!Copy !req
668. Calm, Scooby-Doo!
You're not being calm!Copy !req
669. I needed that.
I needed that too.Copy !req
670. You're pushing your luck, Scoob!Copy !req
671. You girls find anything?Copy !req
672. - He did it.
- Scoob!Copy !req
673. Fred, disconnect that control panel!Copy !req
674. Maybe it'll stop the machine!Copy !req
675. Come on, this way! Quick, the elevator!Copy !req
676. - Like, The 10,000 Volt Ghost!
- Come on, Scoob!Copy !req
677. We're gonna die!Copy !req
678. - Think positive!
- We're gonna die quickly!Copy !req
679. Wait for me!Copy !req
680. Come on, girls!Copy !req
681. - An exit!
- Run, Shaggy!Copy !req
682. Stop them!Copy !req
683. Destroy the city if you have to,
but get me that control panel!Copy !req
684. With it, they can destroy everything
I've set out to do.Copy !req
685. Hurry up, gang.
We need to find Shaggy and Scooby.Copy !req
686. End of the line, Mystery Inc.!Copy !req
687. Die!Copy !req
688. Let's book, Scoob.Copy !req
689. Oh, boy.Copy !req
690. Let's rip it, Scoob!Copy !req
691. Zoinks!Copy !req
692. I don't know.Copy !req
693. - Banzai!
- Woo-hoo!Copy !req
694. We're getting rad!Copy !req
695. Like, this pipe's ripping, Scoob!
Zoinks!Copy !req
696. Hello.Copy !req
697. Scooby!Copy !req
698. Are you guys okay?Copy !req
699. Sure. As long as you define "okay"
as "in massive agony."Copy !req
700. Yeah.Copy !req
701. We should get back to headquarters.Copy !req
702. No! That'll be the first place
they'll look for us.Copy !req
703. I think I know where to go.Copy !req
704. Move that worthless piece of tin!Copy !req
705. Unlike some of you,
I have a very important meeting!Copy !req
706. Citizens! Turn in Mystery Inc.Copy !req
707. Your reward: We'll let you live.Copy !req
708. My monsters can make life
very unpleasant.Copy !req
709. Find me Mystery Inc., now.Copy !req
710. Heather Jasper-Howe with an emergency
update for Investigative Probe.Copy !req
711. A monster army has invaded Coolsville.Copy !req
712. Angry citizens have gathered
outside Mystery Inc.'s offices in protest.Copy !req
713. They're insisting the gang cooperate
with the Evil Masked Figure's demands.Copy !req
714. Mystery Stink! Mystery Stink!Copy !req
715. Excuse me, sir.
Do you have anything to say for yourself?Copy !req
716. I beg you, Mystery Inc.Copy !req
717. If you can hear me, turn yourselves in.Copy !req
718. If we do, he'll get the control panel back,
and the city will be in worse shape.Copy !req
719. We'd be playing right into his hands.Copy !req
720. Please. For our city's sake.Copy !req
721. Sorry. You're cancelled.Copy !req
722. The old high-school clubhouse.Copy !req
723. We should be safe here.Copy !req
724. We haven't been here in years.Copy !req
725. Freddy, are you okay?Copy !req
726. - Do you wanna talk?
- Talking's for wimps.Copy !req
727. It's time for action.Copy !req
728. You know, Scoob...Copy !req
729. this Evil Masked Figure
is turning Coolsville into Ghoulsville.Copy !req
730. And the gang is totally
taking a hit for it.Copy !req
731. Yeah.Copy !req
732. Like, this is the most "our-faultiest"
screwup ever, Scoob.Copy !req
733. Still works.Copy !req
734. Look, all my old tools.Copy !req
735. After all our so-called success...Copy !req
736. we're back in this old firetrap.Copy !req
737. Hit me, Fred.Copy !req
738. Oh, Shaggy.Copy !req
739. Good throw, Velm!Copy !req
740. - Gotcha!
- Hey!Copy !req
741. Shaggy, throw it to me!Copy !req
742. - Go long!
- Okay.Copy !req
743. - Go, Scooby!
- Go, Scooby-Doo!Copy !req
744. Dude!Copy !req
745. It all seemed so easy back then.Copy !req
746. Yeah.Copy !req
747. We solved mysteries for the love of them,
not to prove anything to anyone.Copy !req
748. Yeah. And the mysteries all seemed
to unravel themselves.Copy !req
749. Sometimes, the answers
would just appear like magic.Copy !req
750. Hey.Copy !req
751. My first multiple-resonance
imaging device.Copy !req
752. Made out of a crystal radio
and old video games.Copy !req
753. Wait a minute.Copy !req
754. Randamonium has an algorithmic
cross-currency of negative 4.121.Copy !req
755. With it, maybe...
Well, just maybe—Copy !req
756. We could reverse the current
and reverse the monster-making process!Copy !req
757. Yes. All we need to do
is rewire the control panel—Copy !req
758. Bring it back to the Monster Hive
and plug it into the base.Copy !req
759. - Right. Push the button—
- And instead of creating monsters...Copy !req
760. all the monsters will be destroyed.Copy !req
761. Like, they're totally having
a montage in there without us.Copy !req
762. Yeah.Copy !req
763. I'll tell you one thing for sure.
They don't need our help to figure it out.Copy !req
764. - We're screwups.
- Yeah.Copy !req
765. The only time we do anything right...Copy !req
766. is when we accidentally plow
into the Snow Ghost...Copy !req
767. because we've accidentally glued our
feet to rocket-powered roller-skates.Copy !req
768. Yeah. Eight stupid times.Copy !req
769. Face it, Scoob.Copy !req
770. We'll never be anything
but our old goofy selves.Copy !req
771. I wish once...Copy !req
772. just once...Copy !req
773. I could do the right thing on purpose.Copy !req
774. - You know, Scoob?
- Yeah.Copy !req
775. Like, be a hero...Copy !req
776. and save the day.Copy !req
777. But who are we kidding, right?Copy !req
778. Captain Cutler's Ghost.Copy !req
779. Captain Cutler's Ghost!Copy !req
780. They found us. Finish that in the van
when we get to the Monster Hive.Copy !req
781. - Come on, guys! In the van!
- Hurry!Copy !req
782. Go, Fred! Hit it!Copy !req
783. Yikes!Copy !req
784. - What do we do?
- What do we do?Copy !req
785. Fine. Let's go back!Copy !req
786. That's the wrong way!Copy !req
787. Shaggy! Give me a hand.Copy !req
788. This is tied for
the most terrifying day of my life.Copy !req
789. - Tied with what?
- Every other freaking day of my life!Copy !req
790. It's done!Copy !req
791. Jinkies! Tweety's back.Copy !req
792. - Shaggy!
- Yeah?Copy !req
793. I'm putting her in cruise.
Take the wheel.Copy !req
794. Go!Copy !req
795. Take this!Copy !req
796. - This is bad.
- No doubt.Copy !req
797. - Shaggy?
- Yeah.Copy !req
798. - Who's driving?
- Uh...Copy !req
799. Hello.Copy !req
800. - Scoob.
- What?Copy !req
801. - Scooby, turn the wheel!
- Wheel?Copy !req
802. - Scooby, turn the wheel!
- The round thing, Scoob!Copy !req
803. - Scooby!
- Okay.Copy !req
804. Yahoo!Copy !req
805. I'm driving!Copy !req
806. Watch out, Scoob!Copy !req
807. Scooby-doo!Copy !req
808. You did it, Scoob!Copy !req
809. All right, gang.
The Monster Hive is right over there.Copy !req
810. Let's get this control panel
and plug her in.Copy !req
811. You go nowhere, knave.Copy !req
812. You guys take the long way around.Copy !req
813. And I'll hold him off.Copy !req
814. - Come on.
- Go get him, Fred.Copy !req
815. - Come on, Daph!
- I'm coming!Copy !req
816. Not so fast!Copy !req
817. You guys go. I'll take care of Sparky.
Just get that control panel to the Hive.Copy !req
818. - Go!
- We've got it, Daph!Copy !req
819. Ooh, scary.Copy !req
820. Taste the pain, Mr. Glowy Ugly Thing.Copy !req
821. Daph?Copy !req
822. - Daph, are you okay?
- I think so.Copy !req
823. Guess this is it, huh?Copy !req
824. Oh, baby.Copy !req
825. I'm afraid.Copy !req
826. What a wimp, huh?Copy !req
827. That doesn't make you a wimp.Copy !req
828. Makes you human.Copy !req
829. The Skeleton Men.Copy !req
830. - He does that when he gets nervous.
- Sorry.Copy !req
831. - Here, Shaggy, take this.
- Why are you giving this to me?Copy !req
832. I'll distract those skeletal screwballs.Copy !req
833. - Get this to the Monster Hive.
- Us?Copy !req
834. Yes. You're faster than me.Copy !req
835. Once there, just plug it into the base.
Push this button.Copy !req
836. I fixed it so it will destroy
all the monsters.Copy !req
837. But... But...Copy !req
838. - ... we can't.
- We're screwups.Copy !req
839. We tried to be heroes like you guys,
but we're not.Copy !req
840. - We're just not.
- No.Copy !req
841. Like me?Copy !req
842. That's funny.
I always wanted to be like you guys.Copy !req
843. You guys are so free. You're never afraid
to be who you really are.Copy !req
844. Whether you're fearful or joyful or hungry.Copy !req
845. I think you've been heroes all along.Copy !req
846. You just haven't known it.Copy !req
847. Here I go.Copy !req
848. Heroes.Copy !req
849. Heroes.Copy !req
850. On your knees, knave.Copy !req
851. Can't you see we're talking?Copy !req
852. Talking is for wimps.Copy !req
853. You can't fool me
with that macho façade.Copy !req
854. You're just afraid to show
your sensitive side.Copy !req
855. Ooh, you've touched my inner child.Copy !req
856. And he's really mad!Copy !req
857. - Come on, Scoob.
- Okay.Copy !req
858. - Miner 49er!
- Uh-oh.Copy !req
859. I'll get you, you varmints!Copy !req
860. Hey!Copy !req
861. Jinkies.Copy !req
862. Dead end.Copy !req
863. Remember when we were young
and you used to wear that jumper?Copy !req
864. - What? Me? In a jumper?
- And we used to watch cable?Copy !req
865. Do it!Copy !req
866. Lights out.Copy !req
867. Blackout! Blackout!Copy !req
868. Oh, crap.Copy !req
869. Take this, daddy-o. It's a real gas.Copy !req
870. Come on. Let's go, Scoob!Copy !req
871. My glasses.Copy !req
872. Oh, brother. Not again.Copy !req
873. I've got to consider contact lenses.Copy !req
874. What?Copy !req
875. Some kind of scary bat.Copy !req
876. Wait a minute.Copy !req
877. That's the pterodactyl.Copy !req
878. The Pterodactyl Ghost.Copy !req
879. What's this?Copy !req
880. A shrine!Copy !req
881. To Jonathan Jacobo?Copy !req
882. But who would be so obsessed with him?Copy !req
883. Velma.Copy !req
884. Lose something?Copy !req
885. Patrick.Copy !req
886. Uh, what are you doing here?Copy !req
887. I'm trying to solve this mystery.
Same as you.Copy !req
888. That is what you're doing, right?
Trying to solve this mystery?Copy !req
889. Yes.Copy !req
890. Why are you so obsessed
with Jonathan Jacobo?Copy !req
891. - What are you talking about?
- No way, Jose.Copy !req
892. Velma.Copy !req
893. Velma! Velma!Copy !req
894. Stay away from me.Copy !req
895. I know who you are.Copy !req
896. - Velma, let go of the grate.
- So I can fall to my death?Copy !req
897. No, so I can pull you up.Copy !req
898. - You gotta trust me.
- No. I only trust the facts.Copy !req
899. And all the facts say
that you're the Evil Masked Figure.Copy !req
900. What does your heart say?Copy !req
901. I don't know.
It's beating too loud for me to hear.Copy !req
902. Look deeper. You gotta trust me.Copy !req
903. You saved my life.Copy !req
904. Patrick!Copy !req
905. Velma!Copy !req
906. That thing just flew off with Patrick!Copy !req
907. The best we can do for him is get
that control panel back where it belongs.Copy !req
908. Where is it?Copy !req
909. I, uh...Copy !req
910. gave it to Shaggy and Scooby.Copy !req
911. That's weird. It sounded like you just said
you gave it to Shaggy and Scooby.Copy !req
912. I think we lost them.Copy !req
913. Scoob, we made it.Copy !req
914. You should never have locked those locks.Copy !req
915. Now you're stuck in here with me!Copy !req
916. The Cotton Candy Glob.Copy !req
917. - Cotton Candy Glob?
- Cotton Candy Glob?Copy !req
918. Yes.Copy !req
919. No! I'll give you cavities!Copy !req
920. I don't see Shaggy and Scooby anywhere.Copy !req
921. Poor guys are probably running around
helpless and terrified.Copy !req
922. This is like the greatest day...Copy !req
923. - ... of our lives, Scoob.
- Yeah.Copy !req
924. Finally, a monster
we could sink our teeth into.Copy !req
925. I'm kind of thirsty. I wonder if there's
a Liter-sized Soda Glob anywhere?Copy !req
926. - Come on, guys. We have to hurry.
- Come on.Copy !req
927. We have to get this
control panel back before...Copy !req
928. Before exactly that happens.Copy !req
929. At last I have you, Mystery Inc.Copy !req
930. You'll never make it past my monsters.Copy !req
931. We've taken these jerks before, gang.
Let's do it again.Copy !req
932. - Fred!
- It's not them you need to worry about.Copy !req
933. Now you are stuck in my trap.Copy !req
934. Daphne!Copy !req
935. Daph!Copy !req
936. Gotcha!Copy !req
937. Go! Daphne!Copy !req
938. Run, Velma.
Run, Velma!Copy !req
939. Shaggy! Here!Copy !req
940. Come on!Copy !req
941. Soon your friends will be dead...Copy !req
942. and Coolsville destroyed.Copy !req
943. My revenge will be final...Copy !req
944. and there's nothing you can do about it.Copy !req
945. Help, Velma!Copy !req
946. Daphne?Copy !req
947. - Shaggy?
- Scoob...Copy !req
948. Dude.Copy !req
949. - Like, frostbite never felt so good!
- Stop them!Copy !req
950. - Go long, Scoob!
- Okay.Copy !req
951. Here, doggy-doggy.Copy !req
952. Rail glide!Copy !req
953. - Watch this!
- Roll barrel!Copy !req
954. Hang time!Copy !req
955. End of the line, Doo!Copy !req
956. Come here, you worthless mutt!Copy !req
957. Scoob!Copy !req
958. You can do it, buddy!Copy !req
959. You can't do this to me!Copy !req
960. Who do you think you are?Copy !req
961. Scooby...Copy !req
962. Dooby...Copy !req
963. Doo!Copy !req
964. No!Copy !req
965. My monsters!Copy !req
966. You did it! You saved us all!Copy !req
967. I know.Copy !req
968. Do you know the identity
of the Evil Masked Figure behind it all?Copy !req
969. If our hunch is correct,
the Evil Masked Figure is...Copy !req
970. No!Copy !req
971. Heather Jasper-Howe.Copy !req
972. Yeah. Huh?Copy !req
973. But she was at the museum
when the Masked Figure was on the roof.Copy !req
974. You almost had me there, didn't you?Copy !req
975. Lucky for her, she had an assistant
helping her with her evil plans.Copy !req
976. Ned.Copy !req
977. When I realized
she was the Evil Masked Figure...Copy !req
978. he quickly changed into her costume.Copy !req
979. But why did she do it?Copy !req
980. Because Heather Jasper-Howe
is actually...Copy !req
981. Doctor Jonathan Jacobo.Copy !req
982. The original Pterodactyl Ghost.Copy !req
983. But how do you know this?Copy !req
984. A photo, taken of Jacobo
in front of the Coolsonian.Copy !req
985. Jacobo supposedly died
a year before construction even began.Copy !req
986. So Jacobo survived that fall
off the prison wall.Copy !req
987. He adapted the false
Heather Jasper-Howe persona...Copy !req
988. to turn the press against us.Copy !req
989. Then he framed Old Man Wickles...Copy !req
990. by putting that book and
The Black Knight Ghost in his mansion.Copy !req
991. As if you getting the lead
in My Fair Lady wasn't enough!Copy !req
992. I was an excellent Eliza!
You were too act-y.Copy !req
993. And stealing my Tater Tots!Copy !req
994. You kept saying you felt puffy!Copy !req
995. And the real identity of Ned is...Copy !req
996. Ned.Copy !req
997. I would have gotten away with it
if it weren't for those meddling punks...Copy !req
998. and their dumb dog!Copy !req
999. - You were a dude this whole time?
- Of course, dummkopf.Copy !req
1000. But we cuddled.Copy !req
1001. - Hi.
- Hi.Copy !req
1002. Listen, Velma, I know
that must have seemed very suspicious...Copy !req
1003. - ... but you've...
- No.Copy !req
1004. got to believe me that
I had nothing to do with—Copy !req
1005. I trust you.Copy !req
1006. Listen, Patrick.Copy !req
1007. I'm not glamorous or mysterious.Copy !req
1008. But one thing that's true is...Copy !req
1009. that I like you.Copy !req
1010. Very much.Copy !req
1011. And I would like
to go out with you again.Copy !req
1012. But this time, I will go as myself.Copy !req
1013. Yeah, I'd like that, more than anything.Copy !req
1014. Okay.Copy !req
1015. Mystery Inc.! Mystery Inc.!Copy !req
1016. Hey. They're cheering for us again.Copy !req
1017. Yep. I always thought that was
the best thing in the world.Copy !req
1018. I guess I found something
a little bit better.Copy !req
1019. - Okay.
- Shaggy...Copy !req
1020. - ... can we get your photo in this?
- Yes.Copy !req
1021. Yikes! A monster!Copy !req
1022. - Like, Scoob, it's me, man!
- Shaggy!Copy !req
1023. Scooby-Dooby-Doo!Copy !req
1024. Sing it up, Ruben.Copy !req
1025. Everybody.Copy !req
1026. Come on, Shaggy.Copy !req
1027. Get down.Copy !req
1028. Game Boy Advance secret code.Copy !req