1. Breaking News.Copy !req
2. There's been an incident
at the Monte Vista
High School lock-in.Copy !req
3. Two LAPD officers
were at the scene
and witnessed the crime.Copy !req
4. We go now live
to Monte VistaCopy !req
5. where students were
gathered for the annual
school dance.Copy !req
6. Well, Officer Lagney and I
arrived at the sceneCopy !req
7. to find these "packs"
of gang membersCopy !req
8. in the midst
of gun violence.Copy !req
9. We immediately pounced
the evildoersCopy !req
10. and we had the situation
under control.Copy !req
11. Yeah, we have to
take care of thisCopy !req
12. before more innocent
kids are hurt.Copy !req
13. Bunch of savages.Copy !req
14. Animals that
belong in a zoo.Copy !req
15. First of all,
that cop is high as hell.Copy !req
16. Look at him.Copy !req
17. Second of all,
that's not even
how it went down.Copy !req
18. Let me rewind
to the beginning.Copy !req
19. This was actually
the greatest night
of my life.Copy !req
20. Would you believe me
if I told you
it was a tale of love?Copy !req
21. The cops may have
labeled it a tragedy,Copy !req
22. but you can never
trust the police.Copy !req
23. Hey, this is my story.Copy !req
24. So I should tell you,
it'll probably be
a little racist.Copy !req
25. Where you
gonna be at tonight?Copy !req
26. You best believe that
you're gonna be over at
Monte Vista High SchoolCopy !req
27. because it's going down.Copy !req
28. Supa Sizers out there
with their smash
hit The Hater DanceCopy !req
29. will be in
the neighborhood, man.Copy !req
30. It's Power 106's annual
"Unity in the Community"
school danceCopy !req
31. going down at
Monte Vista High School.Copy !req
32. Power 106.Copy !req
33. Well, I love
that Supa Sizer.Copy !req
34. That motherfucking
Hater Dance song
is the shit.Copy !req
35. I'm not gonna
give in to that
Supa Sizers' song.Copy !req
36. Press it just
as soon as I can.Copy !req
37. You want Mamma to
walk you in, baby?Copy !req
38. No, Mamma, I'm good.Copy !req
39. You ain't good, nigga.Copy !req
40. You ain't about four feet
goddamn tall. Hold on.Copy !req
41. Your Mamma coming.Copy !req
42. I don't want nobody
fucking with my baby.Copy !req
43. Ma!Copy !req
44. I protects my baby.Copy !req
45. Come on.Copy !req
46. Let's go.Copy !req
47. Now, listen.
If some shit
goes down,Copy !req
48. I want you to page me,
all right?Copy !req
49. Ma, nobody uses pagers
no more. We got iPhones.Copy !req
50. Man, I know
what's going on
in these streets,Copy !req
51. God help you.Copy !req
52. Ma, I promise, I'm good.Copy !req
53. All right, well, listen,Copy !req
54. I gotta get to
the motherfucking
church anyway.Copy !req
55. Go in there and
make Mamma proud.
Learn something.Copy !req
56. Give Mamma a kiss,
little baby, before I go.Copy !req
57. Kiss me, nigga,
before I blow...Copy !req
58. I love you.Copy !req
59. Take care and learn
something today.Copy !req
60. Make Mamma proud,
you little bitch.Copy !req
61. Tell your teacher
I said, "Hey."Copy !req
62. You got something
for me?Copy !req
63. Yeah, I got something.
Hold on.Copy !req
64. All right.Copy !req
65. Roll on,
I got you. I got you.Copy !req
66. You don't put
that football down,
I'll fuck your ass up.Copy !req
67. The Rangers,
those dudes are amazing.Copy !req
68. Best dance clique
in our school.Copy !req
69. And one of them is
actually my older cousin.Copy !req
70. Day Day.Copy !req
71. I met him at
a family reunion once,Copy !req
72. but I don't even think
he remembers my name.Copy !req
73. See, man, I'd do
anything to be down
with that clique.Copy !req
74. Now, that's what it's
about here. Cliques.Copy !req
75. Now, they're not gangs,
but it's far from that
study-buddy shit.Copy !req
76. It's more so sororities
and fraternitiesCopy !req
77. without the college
education and
social benefits.Copy !req
78. Let me explain.Copy !req
79. Each school is
divided and segregated
into cliques.Copy !req
80. Monte Vista
is no different.Copy !req
81. You got
your backpackers,Copy !req
82. the nerds,Copy !req
83. the vegan,
tree-loving dreadheads.Copy !req
84. You got your
dirty ghetto kids
aka your hood skaters.Copy !req
85. Oh, and that's Stinkfinger.Copy !req
86. Across the street,Copy !req
87. you'll find
the lamest fools to ever
set foot in the hood.Copy !req
88. Girl, let me carry
your books for you, girl.Copy !req
89. They all dropped
out of school
like 10 years agoCopy !req
90. but these fools
still up here
every single day.Copy !req
91. Bunch of
old wannabe gangstersCopy !req
92. who wanna holler
at young chicksCopy !req
93. but always fail miserably.Copy !req
94. We're not carrying
any books.Copy !req
95. And if we were,
you wouldn't be
able to touch them.Copy !req
96. You wanna carry
these balls then, bitch?Copy !req
97. Yeah, put the balls
in your book bag, bitch.Copy !req
98. Told the bitch
to carry my balls.Copy !req
99. Say what?Copy !req
100. I said,
"Carry my balls, bitch."Copy !req
101. Come again,
say what?Copy !req
102. Let's ride out.
I know. That's right.Copy !req
103. Then
there's the Ese's.Copy !req
104. The real gangsters.Copy !req
105. Legend has itCopy !req
106. if you look one of them
in the eye, you could die.Copy !req
107. Where we come from,Copy !req
108. blacks and Mexicans
have never gotten along.Copy !req
109. It's the ghetto civil war
that defies logic.Copy !req
110. It's like vegetarians
beefing with vegans.
It's the same shit.Copy !req
111. See what I did there?Copy !req
112. And the most
notorious badass Ese
of them all is Big Junior.Copy !req
113. A while ago he got sent
to prison for burning
down a school danceCopy !req
114. 'cause he thought some
blind guy was looking
at his little sister.Copy !req
115. Who just so happens
to be the girl
of my dreams.Copy !req
116. Anastacia Moreno.Copy !req
117. I've been in love with her
since we shared a nap-time
towel in the first grade.Copy !req
118. I was so nervous,
I pissed on myself,Copy !req
119. all over the towel,
all over her.Copy !req
120. I sure enough did.Copy !req
121. She hasn't looked
my way since.Copy !req
122. It's probably because
we're from two totally
different worlds.Copy !req
123. I mean, she's a Sweet Gyrl.Copy !req
124. A part of the hottest
female cliqueCopy !req
125. that my school
has ever birthed.Copy !req
126. Let's take
a moment to enjoy.Copy !req
127. Man, look at her.Copy !req
128. She's the most beautiful
girl I've ever seen.Copy !req
129. Wait a minute.Copy !req
130. Is she looking at me?Copy !req
131. Jason B.B. Jackson.Copy !req
132. Oh, this is my shot.
This is my moment.Copy !req
133. Seize the opportunity.Copy !req
134. Go get 'em,
buckaroo.Copy !req
135. Oh, yeah,
I forgot to introduce you
to the Prairie Puff Man.Copy !req
136. The tobacco industry's
propaganda pitchmanCopy !req
137. that's been killing
kids for years.Copy !req
138. I wasn't always
super cool.Copy !req
139. Till I discovered these.Copy !req
140. My mother smokes
eight packs of these
death-doobies a day.Copy !req
141. And since she's
a single parent,Copy !req
142. he's the only man
I've ever seen
in my house.Copy !req
143. Prairie Puff Man is
like my guardian angel.Copy !req
144. Don't cheat.Copy !req
145. My role model.Copy !req
146. Go get 'em, buckaroo.Copy !req
147. My nigga, what the fuck, bro?Copy !req
148. What's that?Copy !req
149. Worst moment
in the history of
fucked-up-ness.Copy !req
150. Ay! He's so little.Copy !req
151. It looks like a dick
but smaller.Copy !req
152. That is gross.Copy !req
153. Little dude
ain't even circumcised!Copy !req
154. What was that, bro?
Why you even looking
at this nigga's dick?Copy !req
155. This nigga's dick
look like Franklyn.Copy !req
156. Hey, bro,
pull your pants up.Copy !req
157. He's still sitting there
with his pants down.Copy !req
158. Hey! Wait up!Copy !req
159. Attention! It's 7:45.Copy !req
160. Will the student who
lost their prosthetic legCopy !req
161. please hop your ass
down here to the guidance
counselor's office.Copy !req
162. Hey, guys! Hey, guys!
Wait up.Copy !req
163. Yo, how can I
be a Ranger?Copy !req
164. I know everything
about y'all.
I got all your mix-tapes.Copy !req
165. I know all your
dance moves.Copy !req
166. I was even thinking of
getting a Ranger tattoo.Copy !req
167. Yo, this nigga
is a stalker.Copy !req
168. I'll do whatever
it takes, I swear.Copy !req
169. Okay, little
piggy-in-the-blanket dick.Copy !req
170. You really want
that Ranger life?Copy !req
171. Day Day, whip it out.Copy !req
172. Memorize it.Copy !req
173. Now, if you want to
pledge to be
in the illest clique,Copy !req
174. you got to get
the drawers off
one of the illest chicks.Copy !req
175. That's right. Panties.Copy !req
176. When you come back with
a fresh pair of Sweet Gyrl
panties, you're in.Copy !req
177. Uh, can't it be like
a sock or something?Copy !req
178. Panties!Copy !req
179. Like these.Copy !req
180. These are Keisha's
from last night.Copy !req
181. She just gave you those?Copy !req
182. For sure.Copy !req
183. All right,
now here come
them sugar drawers.Copy !req
184. Take your pick,
little dude!Copy !req
185. Yo, yo, yo,
snap out of it, Un-Circky!Copy !req
186. This Ranger shit
is real.Copy !req
187. South Central wasn't
built in no day.Copy !req
188. So can you
pull it off or what?Copy !req
189. Uh, when am I supposed
to have this done?Copy !req
190. Tonight.Copy !req
191. Tonight?
Tonight.Copy !req
192. But you just said
South Central wasn't
built in a day.Copy !req
193. Uh, I don't know
what that shit means.
I just be saying shit.Copy !req
194. Y'all expect
me to have sexCopy !req
195. with one of the most
untouchable girls in
our school tonight?Copy !req
196. Yeah.Copy !req
197. That's not even
humanly possible.Copy !req
198. Yeah, it is.Copy !req
199. Tonight is the
"Unity in the Community"
school dance, fool.Copy !req
200. And it's a lock-in.Copy !req
201. And you know what happens
at the lock-in, boy.Copy !req
202. Okay,
for those of you thatCopy !req
203. don't know
what a lock-in is,Copy !req
204. let me explain.Copy !req
205. In an attempt to giveCopy !req
206. all races and classes
of students a safe
party environment,Copy !req
207. and keep them away
from gang violence,Copy !req
208. we have an all-night
campus partyCopy !req
209. that culminates
in a sleep over,Copy !req
210. in the gym.Copy !req
211. Nice, safe and
wholesome, right?Copy !req
212. Wrong.Copy !req
213. Instead of the lock-in,
they need to call it
the "get it in."Copy !req
214. Because that's
all that's happening
all night long.Copy !req
215. Everybody sneaks off somewhere
to get their freak in...Copy !req
216. drink in, smoke in,Copy !req
217. and frolic in.Copy !req
218. But the main attraction
is the Power 106
concert and talent show.Copy !req
219. Last year The New Boyz
took home $2,000 and
a major label record deal.Copy !req
220. Their lives changed forever.Copy !req
221. And they're coming back
this year to judgeCopy !req
222. and give another act
a ticket out of the hood.Copy !req
223. Oh, shit, y'all.Copy !req
224. We're late! We better
get to class.Copy !req
225. Nigga,
we're The Rangers.Copy !req
226. We're not worried about
being late to class.Copy !req
227. Yeah, we run this school.Copy !req
228. This school don't run us,
extra meat.Copy !req
229. Yeah, nigga.
Quit tripping.Copy !req
230. I'm with the big dogs
running this school.Copy !req
231. This school don't run us.Copy !req
232. Ain't that right, dude?Copy !req
233. Langston?Copy !req
234. Tardy, tardy, tardy!Copy !req
235. Get your Hot Pocket-sized
ass to my office!Copy !req
236. In here, sir.Copy !req
237. Little-ass homie,
in here.Copy !req
238. Ain't that a rip?Copy !req
239. Damn. That's what's
wrong with you kids.Copy !req
240. Your mind is filled
with all that bullshit.Copy !req
241. I'm sick of it.
If I was your daddy,Copy !req
242. I'd be the one who
tore your ass up.Copy !req
243. I wouldn't play here.
I wouldn't put up
with none of it.Copy !req
244. That's right.
I'm trying to...Copy !req
245. Ooh!Copy !req
246. Look at that. Look at that.
Look at that. Look at that,
that, that, that...Copy !req
247. Stop looking at my girl.Copy !req
248. I'm gonna tell you
one time and I ain't
gonna tell you no more.Copy !req
249. Keep your eyes and
your mind off my bitch.Copy !req
250. I mean, my faculty.
I'm sorry about that,
Mrs. Johnson.Copy !req
251. She hears every damn
thing. Everything!Copy !req
252. Yeah, she is
a bitch sometimes.Copy !req
253. I needs to
talk to you.Copy !req
254. About that little
butt-naked dance
you just didCopy !req
255. out there on the quad
just a minute ago.Copy !req
256. Well...Copy !req
257. I'm not circumcised either.Copy !req
258. And I'm
sixty-some years old,
still ain't circumcised.Copy !req
259. Join the club!Copy !req
260. You've got a turtle-neck
little dick, too.Copy !req
261. You got a German
Shepherd dick.Copy !req
262. I got
a German Shepherd dick.Copy !req
263. You got a Sean John
leather on your dick.
That's what you got.Copy !req
264. That's right. Levi leather.Copy !req
265. I know it. When your
little dick gets a little
blanket lint on it,Copy !req
266. and cookie crumbs,
stuff like that,Copy !req
267. it's hard to
blow out.Copy !req
268. I know what
you're talking aboutCopy !req
269. 'cause I deal with it
all the time.Copy !req
270. You ain't even
gotta use a condom.Copy !req
271. Just twist the tip up
like a balloon.Copy !req
272. That little ball
will pop up.Copy !req
273. More pleasure!Copy !req
274. Principal Rogers.
What?Copy !req
275. Is there any reason
that you have me
in your office?Copy !req
276. Yes, there's a reason
why I got you in here.Copy !req
277. I wanted to ask
you something.Copy !req
278. You having a problem out
with 'em Ranger boys?Copy !req
279. The Rangers?
No, they're my friends.Copy !req
280. That's what
I'm talking about.
See that! See that!Copy !req
281. I'm sitting here trying
to defend you and you're
running with 'em!Copy !req
282. I'm gonna tell you
something, Jebediah,Copy !req
283. you're trying to start
some shit around here.Copy !req
284. The Rangers, now, all of
a sudden, is your friends.Copy !req
285. Ain't that a bitch.Copy !req
286. You run around here
fooling with
the Mexican kids.Copy !req
287. They're gonna fuck one of
y'all up, up around here.Copy !req
288. Somebody's gonna bend you,
spin you and go up in you.
This is my school.Copy !req
289. And I won't play that.
I don't like any
of them one bit!Copy !req
290. Are you getting initiated
into a gang, young Jiminey?Copy !req
291. Uh, my name is Jason,
and no, I'm not.Copy !req
292. Cut the...
I'm gonna tell you
something, Jethro.Copy !req
293. You're gonna try
and start a race riot.Copy !req
294. You better leave
them Mexican kids alone,
they're gonna jump on you.Copy !req
295. Yeah, four to five of
them are gonna jump
on your little ass.Copy !req
296. They're gonna have
Home Depot
little jackets on,Copy !req
297. they don't play the fool.Copy !req
298. Yeah. Damn shit.Copy !req
299. You think it's a game?Copy !req
300. You think it's a game?Copy !req
301. You're gonna end
up on First 38.Copy !req
302. First 38.
I thought it was 48.Copy !req
303. Yeah, it's 38, nigga.Copy !req
304. Yes.Copy !req
305. I hear you need one
more volunteer teacher
tonight for the lock-in.Copy !req
306. And you heard right, baby.
I need you here.Copy !req
307. Quicker than a cat
can lick his ass.Copy !req
308. All right, great.
I'll see you there.Copy !req
309. I'm gonna tear
that ass up tonight.
Huh?Copy !req
310. Are you going to
the school dance tonight?Copy !req
311. Yeah, come on. Get your
little nosey ass out of
here. Get on out of here.Copy !req
312. The Hater Dance.Copy !req
313. The Hater Dance.Copy !req
314. The Hater Dance.Copy !req
315. Oh!Copy !req
316. What the fuck?Copy !req
317. It seems like today is
your unlucky day, Day.Copy !req
318. That's funny, fool.Copy !req
319. Yeah.Copy !req
320. Yo, why y'all messing with me?Copy !req
321. I know you got
some lawns to mow
or something.Copy !req
322. So, Day Day,
you have a really
important phone call.Copy !req
323. Who's this?Copy !req
324. What? Nigga, speak English.
Who's this?Copy !req
325. It's Junior.
Just got out and
he wants his money.Copy !req
326. Yeah, don't keep him
holding on the phone,
Holmes.Copy !req
327. That's rude.Copy !req
328. My bad, Junior.
I didn't know it was you.
How did you get out?Copy !req
329. I thought you were
in jail for triple life.Copy !req
330. Look, man,
I got your money.
Don't worry.Copy !req
331. Insert 25 cents
for another minute.Copy !req
332. What did he say?Copy !req
333. Don't ask me, fool.
I don't speak Spanish.Copy !req
334. $2,000 by midnight
or Junior's gonna kill you.Copy !req
335. Shit.Copy !req
336. 2 grand.Copy !req
337. Where am I gonna get
that from by midnight?Copy !req
338. Day Day, you cool?
Hell no.Copy !req
339. These Ese's are
threatening me
over some shitCopy !req
340. my wack-ass father did!Copy !req
341. Uncle D-Smoke?Copy !req
342. Yeah, that lying-ass
nigga, Darren.Copy !req
343. See, my mamma thought
it would be a good ideaCopy !req
344. for me to go
visit him in prison.Copy !req
345. Say, "Hi, Daddy!"
Say, "Hi, Daddy!"Copy !req
346. Hi, Daddy.Copy !req
347. Whose goddamn
white baby is that?Copy !req
348. This is your baby, okay?
He's just light skinned.
Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
349. That one might be mine.Copy !req
350. That one right there,
I'm not totally sure.Copy !req
351. Just because you
named him DarrenCopy !req
352. don't mean he
belongs to Darren.Copy !req
353. But I don't care what
this baby's name is,Copy !req
354. this baby is rice skinned
but not light skinned.Copy !req
355. That is a white child.Copy !req
356. That is Caucasian from
the mountains of Caucasus.Copy !req
357. That is a Slavic baby,
a Viking from Iceland.Copy !req
358. That baby got 730
as a credit ratingCopy !req
359. right now as an infant.Copy !req
360. You the only one
I've been with, Darren.Copy !req
361. Bitch, let me explain
to you the math.Copy !req
362. I've been in here
16 consecutive years.Copy !req
363. You know how
long "consecutive" is,
don't you?Copy !req
364. Okay, so, it means
one right after the
motherfucking other.Copy !req
365. 'Cause I ain't
never missed a day.Copy !req
366. So clearly you've been
having some conjugal visitsCopy !req
367. with some
other motherfuckers
other than me.Copy !req
368. That's not my baby.Copy !req
369. That's almost
a grown white man
you've brought in here.Copy !req
370. His glasses are
certainly grown.Copy !req
371. I've never seen
a baby with that
type of prescription.Copy !req
372. And why does that baby
look like Officer Joshua?Copy !req
373. Bitch, you've been
fucking the guard?Copy !req
374. Ew! Nuh-uh!Copy !req
375. Hey, Darren, stop talking
to my mom like that,
man. Be respectful.Copy !req
376. You're absolutely right.
I apologize for that.Copy !req
377. It's just that this bitch...
Damn it.
There you go again.Copy !req
378. Your mother was misbehaving.Copy !req
379. Sorry, I should've set
a better example
in front ofCopy !req
380. the nice white gentleman
and your mother.Copy !req
381. All right, so, could I
please speak to my black
son privately, please?Copy !req
382. Would that be okay
with you, Trina?
Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
383. I mean you
no disrespect, sir.Copy !req
384. Hope to work for you
one day when I get out.Copy !req
385. Come on, baby.Copy !req
386. Raggedy head...Copy !req
387. You have to excuse me, son.
This is my first white baby.Copy !req
388. What's up, man?Copy !req
389. I'm in a jam.Copy !req
390. What?
Uh...Copy !req
391. There was
a gambling incident
and I need, like,Copy !req
392. 13,000 cigarettes,Copy !req
393. preferably 6,000Copy !req
394. of those non-mentholCopy !req
395. and then like 5,000
pineapple fruit cups.Copy !req
396. That's worth
about $2,000Copy !req
397. on the open
street market.Copy !req
398. If you can handle
that for me,Copy !req
399. I'd appreciate it.Copy !req
400. Darren, what are
you talking about?Copy !req
401. Well, see, what
had happened was...Copy !req
402. Wait, you're gonna
do a flashback
within a flashback?Copy !req
403. Nigga, you know
you can't do that.Copy !req
404. Nigga, I'm a criminal.Copy !req
405. That's what I do,
what I'm not
supposed to do.Copy !req
406. So, now.Copy !req
407. What had happened was...Copy !req
408. No Mexican has ever
beat me in Dominoes.
Ever.Copy !req
409. But one day the cash
was on the line,Copy !req
410. I had been sipping that lean
and he caught me slipping.Copy !req
411. What's this got
to do with me?
This is your problem.Copy !req
412. Uh, I didn't have
the money,Copy !req
413. and in lieu
of the money,Copy !req
414. I told Junior and his crew
that I had a rich sonCopy !req
415. in a famous rap group,
and I'm sure
a little funky $2,000Copy !req
416. don't mean nothing
when he's clocking all
the dollars out there,Copy !req
417. Mr. Major Buckety Bucks.Copy !req
418. What? Man,
we ain't signed yet.
I ain't got no money.Copy !req
419. All right, well,
let's not be a Gloomy Gus.Copy !req
420. Okay, if you didn't
learn nothing from
your white brother, learnCopy !req
421. always look on
the bright side of life.Copy !req
422. But you still haven't
given him any money?Copy !req
423. No, I gave him
an orange this morning.Copy !req
424. But they're already
trying to make me make
small booty paymentsCopy !req
425. and I only got
a small booty
to work with.Copy !req
426. Look here, man, um,
I only got one booty hole.Copy !req
427. You understand
what I'm saying?Copy !req
428. They don't take debit
or credit or nothing in here,
it's just hole. Okay?Copy !req
429. I've been holding
onto it for 16 years.Copy !req
430. I don't see no reason
to let it go nowCopy !req
431. over a few little
pineapple fruit cups
and some cigarettes.Copy !req
432. Speaking of which,
I need you to do me
a favor.Copy !req
433. You think you can
listen to these for me?Copy !req
434. That's disgusting, man.
Where'd you pull that
out from?Copy !req
435. Oh, from my Louis
Vuitton prison bag.Copy !req
436. Nigga, what do you think?
I pulled them out of my ass.Copy !req
437. You ain't got to smell it.
Just listen to it.Copy !req
438. I know.
I know. It's time.Copy !req
439. Look, I only got
a few secondsCopy !req
440. before they snatch
me up out of here
'cause I'm a gangster!Copy !req
441. But look, I need you
to save my sphincter.Copy !req
442. You gonna embarrass me
in front of that
white man's child,Copy !req
443. you better lock me down!Copy !req
444. Some father I got, huh?Copy !req
445. Now I gotta pay
Junior by midnight.Copy !req
446. Anyway,
you get them drawers yet?Copy !req
447. I'm just messing with you.
Come on, bro, we got PE.Copy !req
448. Wait, you noticed I
was in your PE class?Copy !req
449. Yeah, man.Copy !req
450. I've seen you there
before, looking all
un-athletic and shit.Copy !req
451. Let's keep
this Junior thing
between me and you.Copy !req
452. It's 11:00. Get your
wretched ass into class!Copy !req
453. Man!
I'm in a tight situation.Copy !req
454. Go ahead.
Keep laughing at my pain.Copy !req
455. But the struggle is real!Copy !req
456. Big Junior just magically
got released from
a triple life sentence.Copy !req
457. And he's on a mission
to kill my cousin Day Day.Copy !req
458. And probably me too,
once he finds outCopy !req
459. I'm trying to get
his sister's panties.Copy !req
460. Are those panties
really worth dying for?Copy !req
461. She probably got some
really nice panties.Copy !req
462. I guess I gotta do
what I gotta do.Copy !req
463. It's like my man
Shakespeare said,Copy !req
464. "Love is a smoke,
made from the fumes
of sighs,Copy !req
465. "being purged,
a fire sparkling
in lovers' eyes."Copy !req
466. Get your asses up
for some aerobics.Copy !req
467. Stand your asses up!Copy !req
468. Don't make Coach mad today.
Don't make me mad!
Come on now.Copy !req
469. Let's get into this
Hater Dance, shall we?
5, 6, 7 and 8.Copy !req
470. And to the left.Copy !req
471. Whoo! Yeah!Copy !req
472. Come on, guys.Copy !req
473. Man, what the hell
you doing, piddly dick?Copy !req
474. Move
like you got some
damn rhythm. Come on.Copy !req
475. Now step,
yeah, side to side,Copy !req
476. yeah, side to side,
yeah, side to side.Copy !req
477. Oh, yeah! Keep going.Copy !req
478. Mmm!Copy !req
479. Do the dance.Copy !req
480. Not so hard, Venkatesh!
Not so hard. Okay?Copy !req
481. Hey. I'm so sick
of this damn song!Copy !req
482. Yeah, but I do like
the way B3's booty
shakes to that dance. Mmm!Copy !req
483. What's a B3?Copy !req
484. Man, you gotta keep up
with the acronyms if
you're gonna be a Ranger.Copy !req
485. B3 is Big Booty Becky.Copy !req
486. Oh.Copy !req
487. Come on, J-Extra.
Let's roll over
there right now.Copy !req
488. I like that, J-Extra.
That's your new name.Copy !req
489. Yeah. That's right.
Dougie's with it, boy.Copy !req
490. That's the Fredrick Douglass
right there, you old nigga.Copy !req
491. Can we help you,
little boy?Copy !req
492. No love.
Little homie with us.Copy !req
493. Oh, I'm sorry, Langston.
I didn't know.Copy !req
494. Hey. Didn't we go to
pre-school together?Copy !req
495. Uh, me? No.
See, I'm from Nigeria.Copy !req
496. Oh!Copy !req
497. Oh...Copy !req
498. Yeah. That's it.
You peed on me in
elementary school.Copy !req
499. What?
What?Copy !req
500. What are y'all doing,
not participating in
my calisthenics, huh?Copy !req
501. Coach, we're tired of
doing that fake-ass
electric slide, man.Copy !req
502. The Hater Dance is
loved by everybody.Copy !req
503. We don't like it.Copy !req
504. Oh, well, I'm sorry
to hear that.Copy !req
505. Baby Chris Rock face.
Why you hate
The Hater Dance, huh?Copy !req
506. You gotta like it!
Okay?Copy !req
507. We're about what's
popping next, not now!Copy !req
508. Yeah, we about to give
you a little taste of what
we gonna do tonight.Copy !req
509. Check it out!
Who painted your back?Copy !req
510. Little Negro division?Copy !req
511. Watch this,
little niggas.Copy !req
512. Yo, we killed that.
We definitely
gonna win tonight.Copy !req
513. Bro, you already
know what's up.Copy !req
514. I know you saw how
Jasmine was on me.Copy !req
515. That's gonna be
my butt down tonight.Copy !req
516. Nigga, yeah, right!
You know her
daddy's a pastor.Copy !req
517. What? Are you doubting
the powers of a Ranger?Copy !req
518. My fault.
I repent.Copy !req
519. Yo, yo. Check that out.
That's confidence
right there.Copy !req
520. Day Day still ain't
gonna smash, but at
least he's confident.Copy !req
521. I don't know, bro.Copy !req
522. This whole Sweet Gyrl
thing's a little bit
out of my league.Copy !req
523. I couldn't even
get my name out.
I blew it.Copy !req
524. Don't trip,
you'll get
another chance.Copy !req
525. No, you won't,
little nigga.Copy !req
526. Mrs. Johnson,
report to the office.Copy !req
527. Mrs. Johnson,
report to the office.Copy !req
528. Hi, Mrs. Johnson.Copy !req
529. Hi, boys!Copy !req
530. Damn!Copy !req
531. Stop looking at my bitch!Copy !req
532. Well, students, it's 12:30.
Lunch time, reduced lunch,Copy !req
533. bring your lunch.
Hell, no lunch.Copy !req
534. Hey, man,
look at these
little niggas!Copy !req
535. Need to move.Copy !req
536. Move, man! Word!Copy !req
537. Man, that's why
The Rangers is gay.Copy !req
538. Nigga, what
the fuck you say?Copy !req
539. You heard
what he said, fool.
Y'all are gay!Copy !req
540. Man, that's the best
you could come up with?Copy !req
541. Yeah!
Yeah?Copy !req
542. Cue these niggas off, yo!Copy !req
543. Our little nigga's funny.Copy !req
544. Ooh!
Matter of fact,
I'm gonna pass it, nigger!Copy !req
545. Yo, J-Extra! Go on,
blast these niggas.Copy !req
546. Uh...Copy !req
547. Yo.Copy !req
548. Listen.Copy !req
549. Man, I told y'all
this kid wasn't
Ranger material.Copy !req
550. Ahem! Students, did you
think I'm playing?Copy !req
551. I'm walking around here
looking for you.Copy !req
552. Get your little
goat-smelling asses
in your class.Copy !req
553. I'm out here working.
I'm looking. Don't make me
sneak up on you.Copy !req
554. I smell pussy or pot.Copy !req
555. It's pot!Copy !req
556. Smoke weed every day.Copy !req
557. Everyone, take out
your poems and pass them
to the front.Copy !req
558. I hope you students
ain't fronting on
some bitch-ass shitCopy !req
559. and try and turn in
some old Jay-Z lyrics.Copy !req
560. I got all his albums.Copy !req
561. I fucks with Hov!Copy !req
562. Miss Moreno, late again.Copy !req
563. Sorry, Ms. Billingsly.Copy !req
564. You must think Billingsly
is a punk bitch?Copy !req
565. Because you are
treating me like a bitch,Copy !req
566. coming up in my class
all late and shit!Copy !req
567. Ms. Billingsly,
it's not even like that.Copy !req
568. And I bet your ass
didn't do the homework
assignment either, huh?Copy !req
569. Well, actually,
I have something...Copy !req
570. Uh-huh?Copy !req
571. I mean, I liked it.
It's formatted correctly.
The words are beautiful.Copy !req
572. You just forgot to
put your name on it.Copy !req
573. So, you didn't think
it was too long?Copy !req
574. Nah, you're perfect.
It's perfect.Copy !req
575. Thanks!Copy !req
576. Oh! You decided to
actually do some work.Copy !req
577. Well, I have got
to hear this shit!Copy !req
578. Miss Moreno,
do us the honor of
reciting that poem.Copy !req
579. What?
To the front of the class,
Miss Moreno.Copy !req
580. Ms. Billingsly...
Don't talk back
to a pimp!Copy !req
581. Respect my gangsta!Copy !req
582. "Admiring from afarCopy !req
583. "Courting in secretCopy !req
584. "Wishing for my starCopy !req
585. "My prayers to keep itCopy !req
586. "You are my starCopy !req
587. "In the safety of my dreamsCopy !req
588. "You are my starCopy !req
589. "Beauty gazing
for what seemsCopy !req
590. "Like an eternityCopy !req
591. "Too fearful for speakingCopy !req
592. "Too nervous for flirtingCopy !req
593. "My words escape meCopy !req
594. "Yet flourish from the pageCopy !req
595. "Maybe it's not yet
my seasonCopy !req
596. "My love ferments with ageCopy !req
597. "I guess I must waitCopy !req
598. "I confess I must sayCopy !req
599. "You are my star,
you are my starCopy !req
600. "But I am just a glimmer
in the galaxy
of your existenceCopy !req
601. "But I go unnoticed
from a distanceCopy !req
602. "Burned by your heatCopy !req
603. "I've yearned for so longCopy !req
604. "For you without me
is like a singer
with no songCopy !req
605. "Yet still,
you are my star."Copy !req
606. MS. Oh, shit!Copy !req
607. That motherfucker
was hella dope.Copy !req
608. Thank you.Copy !req
609. Students, it's 3:00.
School is over.Copy !req
610. The school dance is tonight.Copy !req
611. No gang attire.
No lace front.
No thongs.Copy !req
612. No C-section scars.
See you tonight.Copy !req
613. Hey, man, where the hell
is your clothes?Copy !req
614. My horse got the munchies
and ate them.Copy !req
615. Smooth move back there
in class, my son.Copy !req
616. But now it's time
to rope this filly.Copy !req
617. Man, what you
talking about?Copy !req
618. Here she comes.Copy !req
619. Jason. Jason!Copy !req
620. Oh, my God!Copy !req
621. She gave me an A!Copy !req
622. She even wrote,
"Your poem was the shit!"Copy !req
623. I wish I was as good
a writer as you.Copy !req
624. I mean, you're talented.
I've seen you.Copy !req
625. Really? I mean, I've
got the vocals. Just
not much of a songwriter.Copy !req
626. Maybe you should let me
help you with that.Copy !req
627. Yeah?
That would be cool.Copy !req
628. I guess I owe you now.Copy !req
629. No. You don't owe me.Copy !req
630. It's the least
I could do after peeing
on you in pre-school.Copy !req
631. I knew I wasn't crazy.
That was you.
That was really stupid.Copy !req
632. Man, shut up! Shit.Copy !req
633. Excuse me?
Huh?Copy !req
634. I said shut up to
all them haters.Copy !req
635. And, uh, give me
your number.Copy !req
636. Okay.Copy !req
637. So, you should give
me a call sometime.Copy !req
638. And maybe we can
write a song together.Copy !req
639. Yeah. I'd like that.Copy !req
640. Fuck you, niggas.
How you do that shit?Copy !req
641. Oh, and aren't you
going to the
lock-in tonight?Copy !req
642. Uh, yeah. Uh-huh.Copy !req
643. Cool! I'll see
you there then.
Yeah.Copy !req
644. Yeah, nigga! That's
how you do it, nigga.
That's how you do it.Copy !req
645. Hey, Un-Circky,
she give you
the drawers yet?Copy !req
646. Oh, man!
I'm working on it, bro.Copy !req
647. Look who finally got
a little confidence.
Yeah.Copy !req
648. Got a little bit of
swag, too!Copy !req
649. You actually
got her number.
I can't believe it.Copy !req
650. That's right.
You know he ain't
gonna do nothing with itCopy !req
651. but get ink on his dick
when he's jacking off.Copy !req
652. Aw, shit!Copy !req
653. Who raggedy-ass
shit is that?Copy !req
654. Jason, bring your ass
over, boy!Copy !req
655. Nigga, that's your mamma?Copy !req
656. Oh, hell no!Copy !req
657. Goddamn. This boy's
gonna make me get
out of this goddamn car.Copy !req
658. Here, see what happened
is she's not all
the way my mamma.Copy !req
659. She's kind of my mamma,
just a little bit.Copy !req
660. Shit!Copy !req
661. Get it, cuz.
That's you. That's you.Copy !req
662. That's true, cuz.
I sat on two, cuz.Copy !req
663. Nigga, you lying!Copy !req
664. Actually, she's adopted.
I swear!Copy !req
665. Don't make me
embarrass youCopy !req
666. out here in front of
the school! Now come on.Copy !req
667. If she let you go,
we gonna be at my crib.Copy !req
668. All right.
I'm gonna hit your cell!Copy !req
669. You ain't gonna hit shit!
Who they fuck
are they anyway?Copy !req
670. Mamma, they was
my friends.Copy !req
671. You ain't got
no fucking friends.
Quit lying.Copy !req
672. Hold on. Hold on.
What's happening?Copy !req
673. Hey, man, come on. Mamma.Copy !req
674. Old lady.
You see me out
here dancing?Copy !req
675. Crip walking and shit!
You're out here
interrupting my swag, lady.Copy !req
676. Yeah, bitch! You
interrupting his swag, ho!Copy !req
677. How about I
interrupt your life?Copy !req
678. Oh shit.
Shit done got real!Copy !req
679. Everybody, chill!
No. No. No.Copy !req
680. Look at me.
It's cool, lady.Copy !req
681. I'm not worried about
that little squirt-gun
you got, nigga.Copy !req
682. I got pussy hair
tougher than you.Copy !req
683. Yeah, it's on top
of your lip, bitch!Copy !req
684. Motherfucker!
All right!Copy !req
685. What seems to be
the problem, Percy?Copy !req
686. Nothing, Uncle.
Everything cool around
here. We're straight!Copy !req
687. I've done told you little
motherfuckers to stop
coming up to this school,Copy !req
688. you grown-ass niggas.Copy !req
689. You trying to gangbang?
You need to bang a job!Copy !req
690. I done told you
about selling
drugs around here.Copy !req
691. Come on, we ain't
getting nobody into that.Copy !req
692. We ain't in that life.
We just say no to that.
Ain't that right, my nigga?Copy !req
693. Excuse me, say what?Copy !req
694. I said, "We say no
to drugs, nigga!"Copy !req
695. Come again. Say what?Copy !req
696. No.Copy !req
697. Percy, you think you slick.
I'm on your ass.Copy !req
698. I'm on your ass
like stink on shit!Copy !req
699. Look, I told you to
stop calling me Percy
in front of my homies, man.Copy !req
700. It's OG Lil' Pretty Thug.
You know what it is.Copy !req
701. Pretty thug!
A pretty thug?Copy !req
702. You look like a pretty
little chimpanzee!Copy !req
703. Not when I do this.Copy !req
704. Amazing!Copy !req
705. You look like
OG Meerkat.Copy !req
706. Meerkat?
Yeah, you look
like a little meerkat.Copy !req
707. All four of you is short!
You understand?Copy !req
708. All of you can do
a flip under the bed.Copy !req
709. Nigga, are them the shoes
with the wheels on
the bottom of 'em?Copy !req
710. You up here at the school
with some Heelys on?Copy !req
711. I'm crazy!Copy !req
712. Now, let this studentCopy !req
713. and this
beautiful super-model...Copy !req
714. Thank you, baby!
come on through.Copy !req
715. See you.
I'm gonna see you.Copy !req
716. Move, bitches!
You're gonna leave
'em alone around here.Copy !req
717. Hit me again.
Built like
a goddamn car!Copy !req
718. Call me when you want
a ride too, motherfucker!Copy !req
719. Yes, Lord!Copy !req
720. This milkshake brings all
the boys to the yard, son.
Trust and believe!Copy !req
721. I'll stick my face
in that ass.Copy !req
722. You'd get stuck.
Oh!Copy !req
723. That's how I got your
daddy to knock me up.Copy !req
724. Knocked me good and up!Copy !req
725. I want you to stay out
of my woman's face.Copy !req
726. You're not going
with that bitch.Copy !req
727. Yeah. Get on out of here.Copy !req
728. Or what?
Or what? You sure?Copy !req
729. Let's roll.
Let's roll, nigga.Copy !req
730. Start, bitch!
God damn it!Copy !req
731. All of you better
be in a car seat
when you leave here.Copy !req
732. Easy, cuz!
Easy, cuz!Copy !req
733. Get your ass out of here!Copy !req
734. Fucking
piece-of-shit car.Copy !req
735. Fuck this raggedy
motherfucker.Copy !req
736. I don't give a fuck, bitch.
Go around, bitch.
Go around!Copy !req
737. Shit. I don't give a fuck.
What the fuck you
looking at, motherfucker?Copy !req
738. Now, going live to the LAPD
eyewitness ride-along.Copy !req
739. So, this is what
we like to do all day.Copy !req
740. We survey the land
and look for evildoers.Copy !req
741. And we like
picking up bitches!Copy !req
742. What the fuck
would you say that
in the camera for?Copy !req
743. You don't like
picking up bitches?Copy !req
744. I love picking up bitches.Copy !req
745. But I don't say it in
the camera. Holy shit!
Rock the cockblock!Copy !req
746. We got some seriousCopy !req
747. rocking the cockblock
right here.Copy !req
748. Pull over, fuckers.
We are in hot pursuit!Copy !req
749. They're pulling over.
We got ourselves
a hot tamale right here.Copy !req
750. Oh! Rock the cockblock!Copy !req
751. This is what
taxpayers pay forCopy !req
752. right here and these
boys are mine, baby!Copy !req
753. Rock the cockblock!
Yeah!Copy !req
754. Turn the music down!Copy !req
755. Huh?Copy !req
756. Turn the music down!Copy !req
757. What?Copy !req
758. Turn the fucking
music down!Copy !req
759. Hold on, I can't hear you.
The music is too loud!
Let me turn it down.Copy !req
760. How fast you were going?Copy !req
761. Um...Copy !req
762. Apparently not
fast enough, Officer,
since you caught us.Copy !req
763. Obviously these guys
are on drugs. Okay?Copy !req
764. Do you have any
paraphernalia in the car?Copy !req
765. Any weapons?
No, sir!Copy !req
766. I mean, ma'am.
Officer Penis?Copy !req
767. It's P'eniss.
It's French.Copy !req
768. Hey, Penis, all we
got is these brownies
my grandmother madeCopy !req
769. and this non-alcoholic
grape drink to
wash it down with.Copy !req
770. Really? Can I have
some of that?
Yeah, man.Copy !req
771. Where's the drink?
You want some?Copy !req
772. What the fuck
are you doing?Copy !req
773. What the fuck are you doing?
This isn't a restaurant!Copy !req
774. I'm starving. I didn't have
anything to eat today.Copy !req
775. But you can't
eat shit from them.Copy !req
776. Your grandmother
made these?
Yes, sir.Copy !req
777. These are amazing!
You tell her,
she needs her own show.Copy !req
778. This is ridiculous shit!
Get out of the car!Copy !req
779. You have to be firm
and authoritativeCopy !req
780. so that these perps
treat you with respect.Copy !req
781. Cockblock!Copy !req
782. Hot pursuit!
Hot pursuit!Copy !req
783. Two black men in
a white Rolls Royce
going down Fairfax.Copy !req
784. Roger that, Officer Penis!Copy !req
785. It's P'eniss!Copy !req
786. Yeah, man. I'm gonna
have to make you
work the corners.Copy !req
787. Make us some money, man!Copy !req
788. Whatever, Holmes!
I can feel the burn!Copy !req
789. This thing works.
I feel like Bruce Lee.Copy !req
790. We better start rehearsing
if we are gonna win
the talent show tonight.Copy !req
791. I got some cool moves.Copy !req
792. Hey, pretty bitches!Copy !req
793. I know you didn't
just disrespect us
and call us bitches.Copy !req
794. What you talking about
disrespecting? Ain't
nobody disrespect you!Copy !req
795. I said pretty bitches.
Disrespecting you
is calling you ugly bitches!Copy !req
796. It's a compliment, bitch.Copy !req
797. Them bitches don't know.Copy !req
798. Ay, he does have a point.Copy !req
799. Thank you.Copy !req
800. Damn,
he is kinda cute,Copy !req
801. in a little chocolate
Smurf type of way.Copy !req
802. It's me, baby.
You see it.Copy !req
803. You guys can't be serious.
Do you hear your friends?Copy !req
804. Come on, you guys,
let's go inside.Copy !req
805. This bitch
over here acting like
a See-You-In-Tijuana.Copy !req
806. Hey, why don't you
stop cockblocking,
you little Mexican bitch.Copy !req
807. You see, she over
here trying to get it.Copy !req
808. Let your girl get it.
Over here, fucking up game.
Stankin' bitch!Copy !req
809. Mexican bitch!Copy !req
810. Bitch!
Bitch!Copy !req
811. Shit! Let's go!
Let's go!Copy !req
812. We are funny! We are...Copy !req
813. Look at this bitch!Copy !req
814. What's that you
called my sister?Copy !req
815. What the fuck?
The fuck you are
rolling up on for, cuz?Copy !req
816. Huh?
He must don't know.
He can't know.Copy !req
817. He can't know.Copy !req
818. I said, "Stop cockblocking,
you little Mexican bitch!"Copy !req
819. Fucked, my boy!
That's what I said, cuz!Copy !req
820. This nigga got me
fucked up!Copy !req
821. Man, show 'em
what you do.
Oh, shit!Copy !req
822. Hold on, nigga.
It's back here.
There you go!Copy !req
823. OG Lil' Pretty Thug, nigga!
Okay. Now what?Copy !req
824. I'm about to put
this nigga in a box.Copy !req
825. Don't do it. Calm down.
You know how you get.Copy !req
826. Six feet under, nigga!
You hear me?Copy !req
827. Funeral service! Nigga, I...
It's seven now.
It's seven feet...Copy !req
828. Nigga, I'm talking
face on a brochure!Copy !req
829. Boy!
Lights out!Copy !req
830. Okay!
Hear me?
Clap on, clap off!Copy !req
831. Okay!
See, you got me
fucked up, cuz.Copy !req
832. Comeback! Comeback! Comeback!
You got me
fucked up, cuz!Copy !req
833. Pretty Thug, nigga!
You understand?
Comeback! Okay!Copy !req
834. You don't know,
ask somebody.
Okay!Copy !req
835. Don't fuck around
and get shot by
a pretty nigga, nigga!Copy !req
836. What is he talking about?
Excuse me, what?Copy !req
837. I said, "OG Lil'
Pretty Thug!"Copy !req
838. Come again, say what?
I'm... I'm telling...Copy !req
839. Oh, shit!Copy !req
840. This nigga real!
This nigga real!
Oh, shit!Copy !req
841. Oh, shit.
This motherfucker is strong!Copy !req
842. Fucking thug, nigga.
I'll kill you, bitch!Copy !req
843. Oh, Jesus Christ and
the Latter Day Saints.
What the fuck?Copy !req
844. Bam! Get the grenade
on this nigga, man!Copy !req
845. Get us a what?
Grenade this nigga, man!Copy !req
846. Pray to him! Pray to him!Copy !req
847. Put him down!
He don't deserve that.Copy !req
848. Get this cholo, nigga!Copy !req
849. Damn! I'm too pretty
for this shit.Copy !req
850. God damn!
That nigga threw you!Copy !req
851. Shit!Copy !req
852. Oh, shit! Nigga!Copy !req
853. I feel that shit!Copy !req
854. Enough! Enough!Copy !req
855. Listen to me!Copy !req
856. Shit!Copy !req
857. I always wanted
to do that, eh?Copy !req
858. Hey, Bam, grab my gun!Copy !req
859. Excuse me, say what?Copy !req
860. Grab my gun!Copy !req
861. Come again, say what?
Get my gun!Copy !req
862. I can't understand
you. Oh, shit!Copy !req
863. Hey, you can't shoot
a nigga with Jesus
on their face.Copy !req
864. Now come on,
in the name of Allah!Copy !req
865. Don't do it.
Fall back, Holmes.
Fall back.Copy !req
866. Okay!Copy !req
867. What's that you
said about my sister?Copy !req
868. Will about mine, cuz...Copy !req
869. No bullets?Copy !req
870. This motherfucker put
no bullets in his gun.Copy !req
871. Looks like your life
is full of blanks, fool.Copy !req
872. Hey, that's The New Boyz?
They just cut their new album.Copy !req
873. Fuck that shit.Copy !req
874. Just come on, nigga!Copy !req
875. I'm not getting up.Copy !req
876. This nasty!
I've been
fucked up, nigga.Copy !req
877. Y'all got me fucked up!Copy !req
878. All the way up.Copy !req
879. You talking like a real
gigo. You talking like
a real gigo, man.Copy !req
880. Oh, shit! We made it
to World Star?Copy !req
881. Man, that shit's crazy.Copy !req
882. Hey, nigga,
I killed them niggas off.Copy !req
883. Ain't that some good shit.Copy !req
884. Hey, y'all.
Hear that, nigga.Copy !req
885. Look whose mom finally
let him out the house.Copy !req
886. Hey, y'all are wack.
You hating 'cause
my momma care.Copy !req
887. Ghetto-ass mama.
She care about
gun play.Copy !req
888. Did you see your
little cameo on World
Star? Check it out.Copy !req
889. Got a million views.Copy !req
890. Is it tight?Copy !req
891. Yo!Copy !req
892. Loser!Copy !req
893. Langston, can I use your
phone to call Anastacia?Copy !req
894. Why don't you
call at your crib?Copy !req
895. Well, we don't have
a house phone.Copy !req
896. All we got is
my mom's pager.Copy !req
897. Besides, I need
the moral support from
my guys, you know?Copy !req
898. I'm mad nervous, y'all.Copy !req
899. For sure.
Call her.Copy !req
900. And I'm gonna
call George Kush and
light up this blunt.Copy !req
901. You know what?
I can't believe
they beat my record.Copy !req
902. You know I hold
the record for most
videos retired on 106...Copy !req
903. And this one is smashing it.
How many days it's been over?Copy !req
904. Cut it! 78 days!Copy !req
905. Hello!Copy !req
906. Yo, it's Jason.Copy !req
907. Who the hell is Jason?Copy !req
908. What do you want
with my daughter?Copy !req
909. Hey, sir, it's Jason
and I want to speak
with Anastacia, sir.Copy !req
910. Man, you didn't
answer my question.
Who are you?Copy !req
911. And what the fuck do you
want with my daughter?Copy !req
912. Uh... Me and Anastacia
are ass-mates...
I mean classmates!Copy !req
913. We share a room...Copy !req
914. We share a classroom
and I help her with
her homework.Copy !req
915. And I wanted to
know if she needed
any more help... Help...Copy !req
916. If she needed me
to help her with
her homework.Copy !req
917. 'Cause I helped her
with her homework.Copy !req
918. Hold on. Anastacia!Copy !req
919. I'm coming.Copy !req
920. Hello?Copy !req
921. Hey, Anastacia.Copy !req
922. Jason?Copy !req
923. Yeah. I thought this
was your cell phone.Copy !req
924. I lost my cell phone.
This is my home phone.Copy !req
925. What's up?Copy !req
926. Uh, nothing.
What's up with you?Copy !req
927. Hey, yo, tell her
to put the phone
up to her coochie!Copy !req
928. Shut up!Copy !req
929. Excuse me?
Uh...Copy !req
930. Nothing.
Nothing at all.
Nothing.Copy !req
931. Um...Copy !req
932. I guess I'll see you
later on at the lock-in.Copy !req
933. Later on.Copy !req
934. I guess so.Copy !req
935. Straight crash and burn!Copy !req
936. You got all shook
when her dad got
on the phone.Copy !req
937. It was downhill from there.Copy !req
938. She probably thinks
you are a big-ass dork
right about now.Copy !req
939. I told you about them
Mexican daddies, man.Copy !req
940. No niggers
in mi casa, fool!Copy !req
941. Confidence, bro.
That's all it is.Copy !req
942. Stop being so
fuckin' nervous.Copy !req
943. Yeah, virgin!Copy !req
944. Who was that on the phone?Copy !req
945. Nobody. It was just
a friend from school.Copy !req
946. He was helping me
with homework.Copy !req
947. Oh, yeah?
He's helping you out.Copy !req
948. And your little
friend from school.
Is he a negrito?Copy !req
949. What does it matter?Copy !req
950. Orale, Kim Kardashian?
Now you're dating
black guys?Copy !req
951. Papa!
Papa?Copy !req
952. Don't papa me.Copy !req
953. Okay, I know how
suave black guys are.Copy !req
954. They talk to you with
that Mack Daddy lingo,
holding their giant penises.Copy !req
955. All right, and I could
tell by this kid's voice,Copy !req
956. over the phone,Copy !req
957. it was all deep,
he's got a giant palo.Copy !req
958. No, he doesn't.Copy !req
959. What did you say?Copy !req
960. Nothing.Copy !req
961. Look, Ana,
you're a beautiful Latina,
which means...Copy !req
962. Which means what?Copy !req
963. Which means
you're fertile as hell.Copy !req
964. I don't want some little
black nappy-headed baby
with a big penisCopy !req
965. running around this house,
touching all my shit,Copy !req
966. and leaving him
for me to raise.Copy !req
967. I can't believe
we're talking...
Big black baby.Copy !req
968. about this right now.
I'm a virgin.Copy !req
969. I didn't run off
like you and Mom and get
pregnant when I was 16.Copy !req
970. All right, well, at least
I stuck around to take
care of my children.Copy !req
971. Those black guys
come around with
their cool talkCopy !req
972. and they get you in bed,Copy !req
973. and when you get pregnant,
they turn into magicians.Copy !req
974. Magicians?Copy !req
975. Yeah, magicians,
like that acho we sawCopy !req
976. at the casino,
David Coppertone.Copy !req
977. Yeah, Coppertone.
He was good.Copy !req
978. Yeah, it was funny.
The rabbits?Copy !req
979. Yeah, they were cute.Copy !req
980. They disappear.Copy !req
981. I don't want you to
become a statistic.
All right?Copy !req
982. I'm telling you because
I want you to take care of
yourself. I care about you.Copy !req
983. Papa, don't worry about me.
Worry about your sons.Copy !req
984. Like Junior, the one
that just got out of jail?Copy !req
985. Or this one.Copy !req
986. The 18-year-old who
still wears slippersCopy !req
987. because he doesn't know
how to tie his shoes.Copy !req
988. Hmm?Copy !req
989. Oh, no, I know
how to tie my shoes.Copy !req
990. I just think the concept
of laces is stupid.Copy !req
991. I would have to
agree with Flaco
on that one.Copy !req
992. Who asked you to talk, ese,
and why are you always here?Copy !req
993. Yeah. Why are
you always here?Copy !req
994. What do you mean?
I'm family.Copy !req
995. How are you family, fool?Copy !req
996. Yeah. How are
you family, fool?Copy !req
997. I'm second cousin
to your third cousin's
cunado, El Machete,Copy !req
998. who married Consuela,
who was marriedCopy !req
999. to Pablo before and
then escaped to the US.Copy !req
1000. After that,
El Machete took care of me,
and then he disappeared.Copy !req
1001. So, I didn't know what to do.
So I just came here.Copy !req
1002. And that's all I have
to say about that.Copy !req
1003. And you want me to be
with somebody like this?Copy !req
1004. Gosh, Papa.Copy !req
1005. Shit, she might
have a point.Copy !req
1006. Power 106!
DJ Sully Sal.Copy !req
1007. The moment you've
been waiting for
is going down.Copy !req
1008. We're gonna
lock your asses in.Copy !req
1009. At the talent contest
we will be making
some stars tonight.Copy !req
1010. You know how we do it.
Y'all ready?Copy !req
1011. It's all about
Unity in the Community!
Yo, Monte Vista, let's go!Copy !req
1012. We got The Rej3ctz
in the house!Copy !req
1013. Oh, snap!
The Rangers are
in the house!Copy !req
1014. They're the favorites to win
the contest tonight, y'all.Copy !req
1015. You Ranger boys
better behave
yourselves tonight.Copy !req
1016. I'm gonna behave
on that ass tonight.Copy !req
1017. Yeah,
Ms. Johnson got cakes.Copy !req
1018. I ain't gonna lie.
She is nice looking.Copy !req
1019. Come on, man.Copy !req
1020. What you're really
supposed to be worried
about is Anastacia tonight.Copy !req
1021. Nigga, this ain't
the Disney Channel.
You better go handle that.Copy !req
1022. She practically
throwing her pussy
at you, fuck boy.Copy !req
1023. All you got
to do is catch it.Copy !req
1024. I don't even know
what to do, y'all.Copy !req
1025. I know what this
little nigga needs.Copy !req
1026. Seven minutes
of heaven.Copy !req
1027. Hey!Copy !req
1028. Everybody got their
name in the hat?Copy !req
1029. For sure. Y'all know
how this goes down.Copy !req
1030. Seven minutes of heaven.Copy !req
1031. I pick two names
out of this cap,Copy !req
1032. y'all go into this
closet right here
for seven minutes.Copy !req
1033. First two names are...Copy !req
1034. Julian
and Big Booty Becky.Copy !req
1035. Get in.Copy !req
1036. What a nasty ho!Copy !req
1037. Seven minutes.Copy !req
1038. So, what's up, Becky?Copy !req
1039. Absolutely nothing.Copy !req
1040. For seven minutes.Copy !req
1041. Come on,
don't be like that.Copy !req
1042. Ow.Copy !req
1043. Doesn't this just get
your adrenaline going?Copy !req
1044. It's like a dominatrix
has your balls
in a vice grip!Copy !req
1045. This is what super
cops do, right, Lagney?Copy !req
1046. What the fuck
are you doing?Copy !req
1047. I've had three
of these things...
Shit.Copy !req
1048. The best.Copy !req
1049. What happens when
you lick a goat's ass?Copy !req
1050. Ah...Copy !req
1051. Pay attention, fucker!Copy !req
1052. I think you're beautiful.Copy !req
1053. What?Copy !req
1054. I think you're beautiful.Copy !req
1055. You're beautiful.Copy !req
1056. Get your hand off
my tit, man! I'm driving.Copy !req
1057. I like you.Copy !req
1058. So we not gonna
do nothing, Becky?Copy !req
1059. Would you even
be interested ifCopy !req
1060. I didn't have this
big ol' booty on me?Copy !req
1061. What?Copy !req
1062. What kind of
question is that?Copy !req
1063. That's what I thought.Copy !req
1064. All you like me for
is my booty.Copy !req
1065. It's such a nice booty.Copy !req
1066. Plus, you got a cute smile.Copy !req
1067. And a dimple that only
comes out when you laugh.Copy !req
1068. Aw.Copy !req
1069. See, I'm a nice guy.Copy !req
1070. One minute left!Copy !req
1071. Shit, that's all I need.Copy !req
1072. You don't got to
tell me twice.Copy !req
1073. Daddy about to get it on.Copy !req
1074. Fuck!Copy !req
1075. You love the white
chocolate.Copy !req
1076. I normally don't
date white women.Copy !req
1077. But when I do...Copy !req
1078. What are y'all doing
out in this hallway?
Get to the dance!Copy !req
1079. The question is, sir,
what are you
doing out here?Copy !req
1080. Well, I'm the Principal.
What are you doing...Copy !req
1081. Do you got an ETA
on The New Boyz?Copy !req
1082. No, but we know about
Ms. Johnson's T n' A.Copy !req
1083. You better watch your mouth.Copy !req
1084. Sitting up there talking
about you know something
about Ms. Johnson's DNA...Copy !req
1085. Yo, what the hell is
going on out there?Copy !req
1086. Uh, Principal Rogers,
as soon as I hear
about The New Boyz,Copy !req
1087. I'll come look
for you, bro.Copy !req
1088. Yeah, you do that.Copy !req
1089. Snitchin' ass nigga.
You know a snitch
don't like a snitch.Copy !req
1090. You take it easy and
get to the dance, nigga.Copy !req
1091. Will do, sir.Copy !req
1092. Hey, y'all give it up
for the Supa Sizers, y'all!Copy !req
1093. Do the shit!Copy !req
1094. Do the shit!Copy !req
1095. Next two names are...Copy !req
1096. Jason and Anastacia.Copy !req
1097. Okay, I guess
y'all are not feeling
the Supa Sizers.Copy !req
1098. The New Boyz are on
their way and we still got
the talent contest coming up.Copy !req
1099. The Sweet Gyrls,
The Rangers...Copy !req
1100. Seven minutes.Copy !req
1101. Have you done this before?Copy !req
1102. Nope.Copy !req
1103. Me either.
Kinda awkward, huh?Copy !req
1104. Yeah. Very.Copy !req
1105. Power 106!Copy !req
1106. We are broadcasting
live from Monte Vista
High School,Copy !req
1107. it's all about
Unity in the Community.Copy !req
1108. And we're waiting
on The New Boyz.
Where y'all at, man?Copy !req
1109. Hey, nigga.
Wake the fuck up!
Yeah, nigga.Copy !req
1110. Man, fuck these niggas.
Hurry upCopy !req
1111. so we can bash this
thing at the lock-in.Copy !req
1112. All right,
that's my nigga.
Now we're talking.Copy !req
1113. Whee!
What the fuck
are you doing, man?Copy !req
1114. Get your ass
out of my face!Copy !req
1115. Soft as a baby's butt!Copy !req
1116. Are you fucking crazy?Copy !req
1117. Normally we have these
missions more intact.Copy !req
1118. But it seems that my partner
has taken some kind of
controlled substance.Copy !req
1119. I'm R. Kelly, bitch.Copy !req
1120. Mmm...Copy !req
1121. What the fuck
are you doing?Copy !req
1122. Are you nuts?Copy !req
1123. Peaches! Bitch, bring
your ass out the house
with my goddamn money.Copy !req
1124. I'll blow every window
in that raggedy fuckin'
condo out.Copy !req
1125. What the fuck
are you doing, man?Copy !req
1126. Bring your ass out here!
I'm gonna kill you!Copy !req
1127. Oh!Copy !req
1128. One minute left!Copy !req
1129. So... There's no
chance that I can...Copy !req
1130. You're not
getting my panties.Copy !req
1131. What?Copy !req
1132. I know all about it.Copy !req
1133. Julian told Becky,
who told Jasmine,Copy !req
1134. who told me all
about your mission.Copy !req
1135. Kinda stupid, huh?Copy !req
1136. Yeah.Copy !req
1137. And I can't
go out like that.Copy !req
1138. I understand.Copy !req
1139. And honestly,
I respect you
more for it.Copy !req
1140. Thanks.Copy !req
1141. You're sweet.Copy !req
1142. Doing good, cowboy.Copy !req
1143. Thanks, man.Copy !req
1144. Thanks for what?Copy !req
1145. Uh, nothing.Copy !req
1146. You like to talk to
yourself a lot,
don't you?Copy !req
1147. Me? No.Copy !req
1148. It's okay.Copy !req
1149. I used to do
the same thing ever sinceCopy !req
1150. my mom died
when I was really young.Copy !req
1151. I had this toy unicorn
that I would always
talk to.Copy !req
1152. It was
my best friend.Copy !req
1153. Unicorns have a lot
of wisdom, you know?Copy !req
1154. I bet not as much
as cowboys.Copy !req
1155. Unicorns don't exist, so...Copy !req
1156. You hit Bigfoot!Copy !req
1157. What the fuck did
you make me do?Copy !req
1158. I didn't hit Bigfoot.Copy !req
1159. Who gives a fuck?
Look at the car!Copy !req
1160. Oh, fuck!Copy !req
1161. Are we gonna help her?Copy !req
1162. I'm going to
commandeer this vehicle.
I gotta get those guys.Copy !req
1163. Sorry, Bigfoot.Copy !req
1164. Fucking door doesn't work.
Follow me!Copy !req
1165. So sorry.Copy !req
1166. Follow me,
you fucking idiot.
Yes!Copy !req
1167. Hey, yo ladies,
make some noise for
Floor Cat!Copy !req
1168. Not so fast, Day Day.Copy !req
1169. Wow. Looks like
everyone is hooking up.Copy !req
1170. You wanna dance?Copy !req
1171. Sure!Copy !req
1172. This is my song.Copy !req
1173. Sometimes you gotta love
your dance steps.Copy !req
1174. Oh!Copy !req
1175. Hey. We're here.
Yeah, you are here.Copy !req
1176. Get to the dance.
Yes, sir!Copy !req
1177. Get to the dance.
Punks!Copy !req
1178. Get your hands off my bitch!
Now, get to the dance.Copy !req
1179. Get your hands...
Get off me, boy!
Get to the dance!Copy !req
1180. Y'all ready, homie?
You ready, Cuz?Copy !req
1181. What about you?
Is you ready?Copy !req
1182. Uh-huh.
They whooped
your ass, man.Copy !req
1183. They wouldn't have did
that to me, though.Copy !req
1184. I'll tell you that
right now.
You know how I get.Copy !req
1185. Man, fuck that shit, man!
You ready to ride
out or what, nigga?Copy !req
1186. Excuse me, say what?
Man, you heard me!Copy !req
1187. Come again, say what?Copy !req
1188. Man, why every time
a nigga say something
to you, cuz,Copy !req
1189. you act like
you can't hear me?Copy !req
1190. The fuck is wrong with you?
You go deaf from
all them shots, nigga?Copy !req
1191. No nigga,
it was my mamma's pussy.Copy !req
1192. If I hadn't told you yet,
my mamma had an outbreak
on her pussy lipCopy !req
1193. 'cause she got
herpes, right?Copy !req
1194. When she had me,
the herpes hit my ear,
fucked me all up.Copy !req
1195. What?
But we in good standing.Copy !req
1196. Bitch! Bitch nasty!Copy !req
1197. Excuse me, say what?Copy !req
1198. Nasty bitch!
Come again, say what?Copy !req
1199. I know, let's ride!Copy !req
1200. We got The New Boyz
in the house!Copy !req
1201. Man.Copy !req
1202. How long do we have
to wait for to
give the beat down?Copy !req
1203. Told you,
Junior said midnight.Copy !req
1204. Shit! I'm bored, eh!Copy !req
1205. It's not fair.Copy !req
1206. What's not fair?Copy !req
1207. Anastacia and her friends
and everybody are partying
and dancing the night away.Copy !req
1208. While we're just here.
Sitting and waiting.Copy !req
1209. Shit. I wanna dance.Copy !req
1210. Fuck it. Dance, man!Copy !req
1211. Dance!Copy !req
1212. Hit it, Whispers!Copy !req
1213. Yeah!Copy !req
1214. Yeah, you tell them
to pull off that one!Copy !req
1215. That's all I gotta
say about that.Copy !req
1216. Ooh!Copy !req
1217. Oh, yeah!Copy !req
1218. I ripped my pants
and I don't care.Copy !req
1219. But it's talent
contest time, y'all.Copy !req
1220. If anybody out there
can use an extra $2,000,Copy !req
1221. you better be hot tonight!
All right?Copy !req
1222. So let's give it up
right now for our
first contestants.Copy !req
1223. Make some noise
for the Sweet Gyrls!Copy !req
1224. Oh!
♪ Showed me your disguiseCopy !req
1225. Show love, baby!Copy !req
1226. What?Copy !req
1227. All right. Man,
you seeing this, my nigga?Copy !req
1228. It's cheating.Copy !req
1229. Tastes like candy!Copy !req
1230. Come on.
Oh, hell no!Copy !req
1231. Y'all suck!Copy !req
1232. What's up, man?Copy !req
1233. That's how those pimp
bangers do it, homie!Copy !req
1234. Man! That shit
was horrible.Copy !req
1235. Hey man, your mama like it.
Shut up!Copy !req
1236. Yeah. What the hell
is RGOKY anyway?Copy !req
1237. Ranger Gang,
Kill Yourselves.Copy !req
1238. Last
but not least!Copy !req
1239. Now get out the way.Copy !req
1240. Give it up
for The Rangers!Copy !req
1241. Come on!Copy !req
1242. I got you babe!Copy !req
1243. Tipping on my dick tip
Tipping on my dick!Copy !req
1244. What the hell is
you doing, man?
Get up, man. Come on.Copy !req
1245. Shit!Copy !req
1246. Shit!
We're in the middle
of a party.Copy !req
1247. I'm good. Thank you.Copy !req
1248. Get that brownie
off my record!Copy !req
1249. Damn, if this'll
ruin The Rangers' chance
to win the contest,Copy !req
1250. it'll ruin my chance
with Anastacia.Copy !req
1251. Oh, come on, buckaroo!Copy !req
1252. You got this.Copy !req
1253. Prairie Puff Man
is right.Copy !req
1254. I can do this.Copy !req
1255. Yo, listen.Copy !req
1256. I can do this.Copy !req
1257. What do I got to lose?Copy !req
1258. Go Jason!Copy !req
1259. I fucks
with The Rangers!Copy !req
1260. Oh, my God!
You were amazing!Copy !req
1261. Yo, J-Extra.
You saved us, dawg!Copy !req
1262. You did that, my dude.
Respect!Copy !req
1263. Yo, Jay,
where did that come from?Copy !req
1264. I honestly couldn't
even tell you, it just,
like, came to me.Copy !req
1265. Yo. You see this
right here, right?Copy !req
1266. Got someone
who need that.Copy !req
1267. You know what I'm saying?
Somebody's about to
walk away with $2,000.Copy !req
1268. You know what I'm saying?
DJ Felli Fel,Copy !req
1269. Power 106,
Unity in the Community.Copy !req
1270. It's been a great night.
And to announce
your winner right now,Copy !req
1271. y'all give it up
for The New Boyz!Copy !req
1272. Yo, this was a dope-ass
night of performances.Copy !req
1273. Hell yeah.
Some of y'all did
your thing tonight, man!Copy !req
1274. Some of y'all were
complete failures.Copy !req
1275. Fucking booty.Copy !req
1276. But yo, man,
on the real though,Copy !req
1277. there can
only be one winner.Copy !req
1278. And this group crushed it!
Murdered it!
Killed it.Copy !req
1279. So, give it up for
tonight's winner!Copy !req
1280. Motherfucking...Copy !req
1281. Sweet Gyrls!Copy !req
1282. Huh?Copy !req
1283. We won!
This is so exciting!Copy !req
1284. Thank you!
My goodness!Copy !req
1285. Tell me that shit did
not just happen, bro.Copy !req
1286. Yo, I needed
that two grand.Copy !req
1287. How did we lose?Copy !req
1288. We must've got these
niggas tripping, bro!Copy !req
1289. Yo, look at
how high they are.Copy !req
1290. Don't even know
who the fuck they're
picking right now.Copy !req
1291. So excited!Copy !req
1292. Oh shit!
Day Day, it's 12:00.Copy !req
1293. Time for me to go
face the music,
you feel me?Copy !req
1294. Wait. Hold up.
What's 12:00?Copy !req
1295. Yo. That's the end of
the talent show, y'all.Copy !req
1296. Day Day, I know you
don't want to get into it
with the Ese's, man.Copy !req
1297. Shit!Copy !req
1298. Yo Junior, I tried to get
your money by midnight.
But I need some more time.Copy !req
1299. You can do whatever
you want to me.Copy !req
1300. But please,
don't hurt my family.Copy !req
1301. I ain't got
insurance, Junior!Copy !req
1302. Junior says, "Time's up!"Copy !req
1303. Man, Day Day
ain't going nowhere.Copy !req
1304. You're going to
have to kill us all.Copy !req
1305. Cool.Copy !req
1306. No. Fuck that.
It's cool, bro.Copy !req
1307. It's time for me to handle
this debt by myself.Copy !req
1308. Like a man. So what's up?Copy !req
1309. What's up?
Junior!Copy !req
1310. Flaco, no!Copy !req
1311. Anastacia,
what are you doing here?
Get outta here, go!Copy !req
1312. Anastacia, go back
to the gym.
We good, I promise.Copy !req
1313. Don't talk to my sister
like that, ese.Copy !req
1314. Stop it!Copy !req
1315. We'll blast through
Mexicans tonight for what
they did to you, OG.Copy !req
1316. Man, fuck that nigga,
Junior, cuz!Copy !req
1317. What?Copy !req
1318. Nigga what?Copy !req
1319. Oh, we could've made some
Mexican cunt salad around
this motherfucker.Copy !req
1320. Now is the time, my son!Copy !req
1321. This is your hero moment!Copy !req
1322. Oh!Copy !req
1323. I'm fine!Copy !req
1324. Are you okay?Copy !req
1325. Oh, my God, Jason.
You're hurt.Copy !req
1326. Everybody, freeze!Copy !req
1327. What
the hell is going on here?
Yeah!Copy !req
1328. Stand back!
We got this.Copy !req
1329. Everybody freeze!Copy !req
1330. We got this.
We got this
under control!Copy !req
1331. Great frickin'
police work.Copy !req
1332. Can I just talk to him
for one second.Copy !req
1333. You got one minute,
then we need to get him to
the hospital to get sewn up.Copy !req
1334. Look. I'm sorry
all this happened.Copy !req
1335. This whole money thing
with Day Day and your brother
got way out of hand. And...Copy !req
1336. Playa, playa!Copy !req
1337. Day Day.Copy !req
1338. Appreciate your little homie
saving my sister.Copy !req
1339. You still owe
Junior $2,000.Copy !req
1340. This ain't over.Copy !req
1341. What're you doing?
That's your prize money.Copy !req
1342. It's fine!Copy !req
1343. Jason told me to
give this to you.Copy !req
1344. And he got the drawers, too.Copy !req
1345. I'll take that.Copy !req
1346. And I will take that!Copy !req
1347. Hey Jay, I appreciate
the way you
came through, bro!Copy !req
1348. That was some true
Ranger fashion. Salute.Copy !req
1349. I told you, man.
We family, and I consider
y'all my friends.Copy !req
1350. Straight up, bro.
You my friend.
And official Ranger member.Copy !req
1351. You deserve it!Copy !req
1352. Man, I'm just grateful
y'all helped me find
the confidenceCopy !req
1353. to get the girl
of my dreams.Copy !req
1354. Ow!Copy !req
1355. Now, I'm going
to the hospital
with my boyfriend.Copy !req
1356. Boyfriend? Papa ain't
gonna like that.Copy !req
1357. Oh, yeah? Well, he's just
going to have to deal
with it! And so are you!Copy !req
1358. Uh-oh.Copy !req
1359. We gonna keep your
ass in our prayers.Copy !req
1360. Man, I wish
I would've got shot.Copy !req
1361. What is you
talking about?Copy !req
1362. Do you know how much ass
I would've gotten on
Monday, if I got shot?Copy !req
1363. Wow!
God, man!Copy !req
1364. You see, that's
how it really went down.Copy !req
1365. Fairytale endings
do really happen,
even in the hood.Copy !req
1366. Now all I need is
a painless circumcision
and I'll be straight.Copy !req
1367. Who shot my baby?Copy !req
1368. Who shot my baby?Copy !req
1369. Everybody scatter!Copy !req
1370. Everybody could
get some of
this lead tonight!Copy !req
1371. Fucking Kardashian
cheerleader bitches!Copy !req
1372. You fucking Rangers.
I'll fuck 'em and I'll
kill you motherfuckers.Copy !req
1373. God damn it, everybody.
You fucking writers.
You raggedy-ass producers.Copy !req
1374. All you bitches!
Everybody out there
in the theater.Copy !req
1375. All you motherfucking
Slurpee-serving,Copy !req
1376. popcorn-buttering
motherfuckers!Copy !req
1377. And you bitches.
I tell you, you better not
be bootlegging my shit.Copy !req
1378. You better not
bootleg this shit.Copy !req
1379. I'll come out there
and I'll get you.Copy !req
1380. It's like in
a Freddy Krueger movie.Copy !req
1381. I'll be back and
get you in the sequel.Copy !req
1382. Motherfuckers! Deuce it!
You heard? What?Copy !req
1383. What the fuck going on
with the beats, y'all?Copy !req
1384. Hey nigga, fuck!Copy !req
1385. Shit's speedin' up.
Shit, nigga!Copy !req
1386. I can't dance
to this shit, nigga!
Shit, nigga!Copy !req
1387. Nigga, oh shit! I can't
catch my breath, nigga.Copy !req
1388. Oh shit, nigga.
I hate this shit!Copy !req
1389. Bounce, nigga, bounce!Copy !req
1390. Bounce, bounce nigga!Copy !req
1391. Come on!Copy !req
1392. Fuck that shit, nigga!Copy !req
1393. Don't hate,
participate.Copy !req
1394. Fuck that, nigga.
I'm tired of
this bitch, nigga!Copy !req
1395. Oh, shit!Copy !req
1396. Nigga, I'm sweatin'
all around my
second belly there.Copy !req
1397. Can this
be a movie?Copy !req
1398. Like is this
going to be
in the movies?Copy !req
1399. 'Cause I can act.Copy !req
1400. Where are
we starting?Copy !req
1401. From the top
again, right?Copy !req
1402. What up,
pretty bitches?Copy !req
1403. I got pussy hair
tougher than you.Copy !req
1404. I fucked up on that.Copy !req
1405. Fuckers!
I'd like to fuck
you, Chris Paul.Copy !req
1406. And if you
look into
the mirror,Copy !req
1407. you gonna think
you look likeCopy !req
1408. the little nigga
on The Lord
of the Rings.Copy !req
1409. Give me the
ring, Percy.Copy !req
1410. Get ready
tonight, baby.Copy !req
1411. 'Cause I'm gonna
stick this rat-tail
up your ass.Copy !req
1412. And I like
a woman that'sCopy !req
1413. built like
a mattress.Copy !req
1414. I'm gonna lay
on you later.Copy !req
1415. I will.Copy !req
1416. Gonna stick
my face in
your ass.Copy !req
1417. With an antibiotic
in my mouth.Copy !req
1418. Y'all better
not move.Copy !req
1419. Y'all better
not move.Copy !req
1420. Dude with no shirt on,Copy !req
1421. with hard nipples.Copy !req
1422. And you're touching them.Copy !req
1423. A seven for your ass!Copy !req
1424. You ain't got bitch.Copy !req
1425. That bitch
look good,
though.Copy !req
1426. You got it.Copy !req
1427. She look good.Copy !req
1428. Yeah.Copy !req
1429. Give mamma
a kiss before
you go.Copy !req
1430. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
1431. You know what,
while I
interrupt your...Copy !req
1432. Oh.Copy !req
1433. Wait, wait.
I forgot
my lines.Copy !req
1434. Just help me.
I only got
one sphincter.Copy !req
1435. You gonna wreck
the whole
jail downCopy !req
1436. with your strong self.
I got delicate ankles.Copy !req
1437. Who you
asking for?Copy !req
1438. Another
homie.Copy !req
1439. All right,
homie.
Yeah!Copy !req
1440. Clap on,
clap off,
nigga.Copy !req
1441. You dead, bitch!
You want it?Copy !req
1442. Don't move.
I got it.
You ready?Copy !req
1443. Nigga, you
about to be
dead, nigga!Copy !req
1444. OG Lil' Pretty Thug.
Excuse me,
say what?Copy !req
1445. Nigga,
I'm saying
my name.Copy !req
1446. OG Lil'
Pretty Thug.Copy !req
1447. Light's out, nigga.
You hear me?Copy !req
1448. Okay.Copy !req
1449. Light's out
for you,
nigga.Copy !req
1450. That shit's
gotta be edited.Copy !req
1451. Fuck. My bad.Copy !req
1452. I'm sorry. Was
that my line,
or his line?Copy !req
1453. What?
I messed up.Copy !req
1454. Am I
supposed to
say my line?Copy !req
1455. Mmm, yeah.Copy !req
1456. Shit. Line?
Wait.
What is it?Copy !req
1457. Sorry.Copy !req
1458. So, I hear
you need one
more volunteerCopy !req
1459. teacher tonight.
For the lock-out.Copy !req
1460. You heard right.Copy !req
1461. One more time,
please. "Lock-in."Copy !req
1462. So, I hear you
need one moreCopy !req
1463. teacher for
the volunteer
tonight.Copy !req
1464. So, I hear you
need one more
teacher tonight.Copy !req
1465. Volunteer for
the line...Copy !req
1466. One more volunteer teacher
for the lock-in.Copy !req
1467. You can keep
doing it a
hundred times.Copy !req
1468. MRS.
I'm sweating!Copy !req
1469. What the fuck
were they
talking about?Copy !req
1470. Keep fucking up.Copy !req
1471. I said cut.
I said cut,
damn it!Copy !req