1. - Uh!
- Uh!Copy !req
2. Oh!Copy !req
3. Who put the horse out?Copy !req
4. She's good.Copy !req
5. She... she's been really sick.Copy !req
6. Bad, bad, bad girl!Copy !req
7. OK. That'll be $17.50.Copy !req
8. Hey, buddy! Hey, pay the fare.Copy !req
9. I'm Father McFeely.Copy !req
10. I'm so glad you're here.Copy !req
11. I came as fast as I
could, but at my age...Copy !req
12. the little soldier needs
a lot more thumping...Copy !req
13. before it starts pumping,
if you know what I mean.Copy !req
14. I do find, though, if I
tickle my asshole...Copy !req
15. just before I unleash
the dog of war...Copy !req
16. It's OK. I understand.Copy !req
17. You know, because
in the old days...Copy !req
18. you know when you...Copy !req
19. How is she?Copy !req
20. It's gotten worse, Father.Copy !req
21. Really?Copy !req
22. She won't eat, she won't talk.Copy !req
23. The child won't even
let me touch her.Copy !req
24. Yes. Sometimes you have
to give them candy.Copy !req
25. Father...Copy !req
26. the church sent
me to assist you.Copy !req
27. I'm Father Harris.Copy !req
28. - Hi.
- Hi. Nice to see you.Copy !req
29. Would you like to see the girl?Copy !req
30. Soon...Copy !req
31. but first I must
bless this house.Copy !req
32. "The sorrows of death
compassed me..."Copy !req
33. "and the pains of Hell
got hold upon me."Copy !req
34. "I found..."Copy !req
35. "Then called I upon the
name of the Lord and..."Copy !req
36. "My soul from death."Copy !req
37. Oh, God. Please, Lord.Copy !req
38. Help me to release this demon.Copy !req
39. Ahh!Copy !req
40. Thank you, Lord, the
most merciful Almighty.Copy !req
41. Oh, hold on.Copy !req
42. Ahh! Ah, those enchiladas.Copy !req
43. Ha, ha, ha!Copy !req
44. Thank you, Lord.Copy !req
45. Aah!Copy !req
46. Fuck this.Copy !req
47. Father!Copy !req
48. Fuck! Did you see
this? Look at this!Copy !req
49. Please, Father,
think of the child.Copy !req
50. Fuck!Copy !req
51. Yes.Copy !req
52. It's freezing.Copy !req
53. Let us pray.Copy !req
54. "Defender of the human race..."Copy !req
55. "look down in pity upon
this, your servant."Copy !req
56. Shove it up your ass, you
worthless piece of shit.Copy !req
57. Aah!Copy !req
58. Silence!Copy !req
59. Mmm.Copy !req
60. "Holy Lord..."Copy !req
61. Your mother is in
here with us, Harris.Copy !req
62. Would you like to
leave a message?Copy !req
63. I'll be sure that she gets it.Copy !req
64. Yes. Mom, will you get
out of there, please?Copy !req
65. You're no fun.Copy !req
66. I'm working.Copy !req
67. See you later, Mrs. Harris.Copy !req
68. "Holy Lord, Almighty
Father in..."Copy !req
69. Aah!Copy !req
70. "Everlasting God...Copy !req
71. "and Father of our
Lord Jesus Christ...Copy !req
72. "and the Virgin
Mary's baby daddy.Copy !req
73. "Holy Lord, Almighty Father...Copy !req
74. "everlasting God...Copy !req
75. "who once consigned
that fallen tyrant...Copy !req
76. "to the flames of Hell...Copy !req
77. "who sent your only
son into the world...Copy !req
78. "to crush that roaring tiger...Copy !req
79. "and who got that
unholy bitch Jerri...Copy !req
80. "kicked off of "Survivor..."Copy !req
81. Fuck me! Fuck me!Copy !req
82. Father!Copy !req
83. Father!Copy !req
84. Huh?Copy !req
85. This is not part of the ritual.Copy !req
86. In the name of the Father,
the Son, and the Holy...Copy !req
87. Ha, ha, ha!Copy !req
88. Ha, ha, ha!Copy !req
89. Ha, ha, ha!Copy !req
90. Oh!Copy !req
91. Here you go,
Father. All clean.Copy !req
92. Oh, thank you so much.Copy !req
93. OK.Copy !req
94. Hee, hee, hee!Copy !req
95. You failed, McFeely.Copy !req
96. Your weapons are
useless against me.Copy !req
97. Let us pray.Copy !req
98. BOTH? Our Father who
Art in Heaven...Copy !req
99. Ha ha!Copy !req
100. Stop it!Copy !req
101. Hallowed be Thy name.Copy !req
102. Ha ha!Copy !req
103. Zip it.Copy !req
104. Thy kingdom come.Copy !req
105. Your mother sucks cocks in Hell.Copy !req
106. Ha! Shit!Copy !req
107. Suck on this.Copy !req
108. Uh-oh!Copy !req
109. I let you goCopy !req
110. Let you go like a dozen balloonsCopy !req
111. Without even thinkingCopy !req
112. I didn't know, now I knowCopy !req
113. It was much too soonCopy !req
114. It was much too soonCopy !req
115. Why can't you call
and say you miss me?Copy !req
116. So you think you made it
into the class, Shorty?Copy !req
117. I sure hope so, Cindy.Copy !req
118. You could use the grade, huh?Copy !req
119. Nah. I need a place to stay.Copy !req
120. Mom Dukes kicked me out,
but you know something?Copy !req
121. I learned something very
important in college...Copy !req
122. The value of books.Copy !req
123. Really?Copy !req
124. Yeah. Look at this here.Copy !req
125. Free paper. Ha ha! Shit, son.Copy !req
126. Yeah, so how you
digging college?Copy !req
127. I don't know.Copy !req
128. It's OK, I guess.Copy !req
129. I feel like such a geek
sometimes, though.Copy !req
130. Everyone is so cool,
and I'm... not.Copy !req
131. Oh, come on, Cindy.Copy !req
132. You ain't that bad.Copy !req
133. All you need is a
little bit of flavor.Copy !req
134. Hmm. Maybe some new gear.Copy !req
135. "Gear?"Copy !req
136. That's slang for "clothing."Copy !req
137. - Oh.
- Here. Come on.Copy !req
138. We gonna cool you up right now.Copy !req
139. Don't sit like this,
first of all.Copy !req
140. Don't sit like that,
son. Sit cool.Copy !req
141. - OK.
- Right up, son.Copy !req
142. Feel yourself, son, like that.Copy !req
143. Yeah. Now go like this.Copy !req
144. Uh. Uh, yeah.Copy !req
145. - That's cool.
- Yeah.Copy !req
146. Yeah. Now stand up, let
me show you some moves.Copy !req
147. Right, left.Copy !req
148. Right, left.Copy !req
149. Uh, son. Uh!Copy !req
150. Right, left.Copy !req
151. Right, kick.Copy !req
152. Uh, son.Copy !req
153. Uh, psych.Copy !req
154. Throw a little bit
of slang in there.Copy !req
155. Say, "Yo, that jacket is
tight, son. Ya mean?"Copy !req
156. Yo, that jacket is tight, son.Copy !req
157. - Ya mean?
- Ya mean?Copy !req
158. Yeah, something like that.Copy !req
159. Throw it all together.Copy !req
160. OK. Right, left.Copy !req
161. Right, kick, uh!Copy !req
162. Yo, that jacket is tight.Copy !req
163. Now run that shit,
bitch. Ya mean?Copy !req
164. That is the shit, dog.Copy !req
165. Oh, man. You boners
aren't ready yet?Copy !req
166. Dude, relax, man.
I'm telling you,Copy !req
167. We 'll get there on
time, all right?Copy !req
168. Yo, dogs, what y'all think?Copy !req
169. Tucked in or out?Copy !req
170. - Out, man.
- Out, man. Come on.Copy !req
171. No doubt. No doubt.
That's what I thought.Copy !req
172. You fuckheads would be ready if
you weren't partying all night.Copy !req
173. Come on, man. It
was so awesome.Copy !req
174. We got so wasted, man!Copy !req
175. I had, like, a keg myself.Copy !req
176. I woke up naked in a tub of ice.Copy !req
177. All right!Copy !req
178. Yeah, man.Copy !req
179. Oh, shit, Ray, you got a tattoo.Copy !req
180. Oh, shit. What's it say?Copy !req
181. "Ray!" Oh, man.Copy !req
182. Oh, shit, you got a tattoo, too.Copy !req
183. Oh, really? Dude!Copy !req
184. Dude, what's it say?Copy !req
185. "Fucked me."Copy !req
186. Oh, sweet, man. "Ray..."Copy !req
187. "Fucked me."Copy !req
188. - "Ray..."
- "Fucked me."Copy !req
189. "Ray fucked me."Copy !req
190. Yeah! Ha ha! Whoo!Copy !req
191. What, man?Copy !req
192. Oh.Copy !req
193. Wedgie moment! Ha ha!Copy !req
194. Come on. You're gonna give
me a yeast infection.Copy !req
195. Hey, girl, that
jacket is slamming.Copy !req
196. Thanks.Copy !req
197. You better be careful, though.Copy !req
198. Some girl got an
ass-whipping...Copy !req
199. over a jacket stolen
earlier today.Copy !req
200. Some people is so ghetto.Copy !req
201. What class we got next?Copy !req
202. Psychology.Copy !req
203. Oh! Me, too! 101?Copy !req
204. - In room 302 at 10?00?
- That's it!Copy !req
205. Oh! Uh-uh! No.
This is too much.Copy !req
206. I got these psychic
powers on line.Copy !req
207. Remind me to get a
lotto ticket tomorrow.Copy !req
208. Oh, don't split the pole now.Copy !req
209. That is very, very bad
luck. My psychic told me.Copy !req
210. You don't really believe
in that stuff, do you?Copy !req
211. Yes, I do. Very much.Copy !req
212. Are these all the subjects?Copy !req
213. Yes, sir. I took the
liberty of putting...Copy !req
214. those with near-death
experiences on the very top.Copy !req
215. Any of them hot?Copy !req
216. As I'm sure you are
aware, Professor...Copy !req
217. subjects who are close to death
are statistically more likely...Copy !req
218. to have the suggestibility
required...Copy !req
219. for paranormal investigation,
which is why, of course...Copy !req
220. I gave them special
consideration.Copy !req
221. Oh, good thinking, Dwight.Copy !req
222. Traumatized coeds
are a sure thing.Copy !req
223. Ooh, I like her.Copy !req
224. Oh, yes, sir. That
is Cindy Campbell...Copy !req
225. Classic abandoned
personality disorder.Copy !req
226. She seems guarded, but willing.Copy !req
227. And this?Copy !req
228. That is Ray Wilkins, sir.Copy !req
229. I couldn't quite
figure him out...Copy !req
230. but he seemed very eager
and pleased to meet me.Copy !req
231. What's this?Copy !req
232. It's a picture that he
sent after the interview.Copy !req
233. Where did you find these kids?Copy !req
234. Sir, they're all survivors...Copy !req
235. of the Stevenston
County Massacre.Copy !req
236. Oh, fantastic!Copy !req
237. These kids are exactly
the catalyst we need...Copy !req
238. to awaken the spirits
of Hell House.Copy !req
239. Sir, exactly how are we
going to get them up there?Copy !req
240. We'll tell them...Copy !req
241. it's part of the class.Copy !req
242. We'll say... excuse me...Copy !req
243. That they're participating
in a study...Copy !req
244. of sleep disorders.Copy !req
245. We are going to make
history, Dwight...Copy !req
246. The first documented...Copy !req
247. unrefuted evidence
of life after death.Copy !req
248. Welcome, everybody.Copy !req
249. I'm Professor Oldman.Copy !req
250. Each of you have been
carefully selected...Copy !req
251. to be in this class...Copy !req
252. for which you receive an
automatic grade of "A"...Copy !req
253. upon completion.Copy !req
254. Now, this year's
study is insomnia.Copy !req
255. We are going to spend
the weekend together...Copy !req
256. where we've established a
controlled environment...Copy !req
257. in which we'll study your
various sleep disorders.Copy !req
258. Now, I'll be passing
out directions...Copy !req
259. - I can do it.
- No.Copy !req
260. - No, Dwight.
- I can do it.Copy !req
261. I can... myself... do it.Copy !req
262. Now, you should all be there...Copy !req
263. by 6 p.m. Tonight and plan
to stay through Monday.Copy !req
264. I'll see you all this evening.Copy !req
265. Hey!Copy !req
266. You left your book back there.Copy !req
267. Oh. Thanks.Copy !req
268. I'm Cindy.Copy !req
269. - Buddy.
- Hey.Copy !req
270. So, looks like we're gonna
spend the weekend together.Copy !req
271. Yeah.Copy !req
272. You want to get together
and study or something?Copy !req
273. Study? Ha!Copy !req
274. That was kind of bad.Copy !req
275. Ha, ha, ha!Copy !req
276. I'm sorry, Buddy.Copy !req
277. You seem like a
really nice guy...Copy !req
278. but I just got out of a
really bad relationship...Copy !req
279. so I'm not quite ready
to start dating yet.Copy !req
280. Oh.Copy !req
281. But, hey, you know, maybe
we could be friends.Copy !req
282. Sure. Yeah. Cool.
That... friends.Copy !req
283. OK. See you later, friend.Copy !req
284. All right, pal.Copy !req
285. Oh!Copy !req
286. Wedgie! Smell you later!Copy !req
287. As we go on, we rememberCopy !req
288. All the good timesCopy !req
289. We had togetherCopy !req
290. As our lives changeCopy !req
291. Come whateverCopy !req
292. We will still beCopy !req
293. Friends foreverCopy !req
294. Hey! Will you shut
the fuck up...Copy !req
295. and let me sing?Copy !req
296. La, la, la, la, la, la, laCopy !req
297. La, la, la, la, la, la, laCopy !req
298. La, la, la, la, la, la, la...Copy !req
299. Ow!Copy !req
300. Hello?Copy !req
301. Oh!Copy !req
302. Hello?Copy !req
303. Hello?Copy !req
304. Hi, little guy. Look at you.Copy !req
305. Little? I'm not little.Copy !req
306. I'm hung like a bull,
lady. Check it out.Copy !req
307. You ever seen a
bird dick this big?Copy !req
308. Too much for you, huh, baby?Copy !req
309. Yeah.Copy !req
310. All right. Step off
then, sweet cheeks.Copy !req
311. Come back when you
want some real loving.Copy !req
312. OK.Copy !req
313. Fucking tease.Copy !req
314. Hello?Copy !req
315. Aah!Copy !req
316. Oh, I'm... I'm sorry, child.Copy !req
317. Did I frighten you, child?Copy !req
318. Oh, I'm sorry. Are you scared?Copy !req
319. All right. I'll sing to you.Copy !req
320. God is in his holy templeCopy !req
321. Better?Copy !req
322. I'm here with Professor
Oldman's group.Copy !req
323. I'm Hanson. I'm the caretaker.Copy !req
324. - Hi.
- Hi.Copy !req
325. And what's your
name, sweet child?Copy !req
326. I'm Cindy.Copy !req
327. Cindy.Copy !req
328. Oh, but the resemblance
is striking.Copy !req
329. Look at the thin cheek
bones and the same lips.Copy !req
330. Same... same eyes.Copy !req
331. Look at your hair.Copy !req
332. Oh, I'm sorry.Copy !req
333. You've got the same nose.Copy !req
334. Tickle, tickle.Copy !req
335. Be-boop, be-boop on the nose.Copy !req
336. Ha, ha, ha!Copy !req
337. Shall I show you to your room?Copy !req
338. Oh! Oh, that's heavy.
Whoo! That's heavy!Copy !req
339. I better use my strong hand.Copy !req
340. - Oh! Clumsy.
- Oh! No, that's fine.Copy !req
341. Look, you got the panties...Copy !req
342. I can take care of it.Copy !req
343. Look at... Oh,
what you got here?Copy !req
344. Ah!Copy !req
345. Can't forget your toothbrush.Copy !req
346. Oh!Copy !req
347. Gonna need that for later.Copy !req
348. OK. Here we go.
Follow me, child.Copy !req
349. - Oh, God.
- Watch my bottom.Copy !req
350. Coming through.Copy !req
351. Come on. Right this way.Copy !req
352. Here we are.Copy !req
353. So, um, do you live
here by yourself?Copy !req
354. Well, yes. We've tried
to rent it out...Copy !req
355. but people don't seem to
want to stay very long.Copy !req
356. Ha ha! Oh, there's
old Mother Kane...Copy !req
357. and that's old Master Kane.Copy !req
358. Who's that?Copy !req
359. That's Big Daddy Kane.Copy !req
360. Oh.Copy !req
361. Oh, he's cute.Copy !req
362. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
363. That was the master's
favorite toy.Copy !req
364. I don't know what
it's doing out here.Copy !req
365. I swear. Sometimes I think...Copy !req
366. these toys have a
mind of their own.Copy !req
367. Ow! Ow!Copy !req
368. Right this way.Copy !req
369. Oh, no, no, no. Not
that room, sweetheart.Copy !req
370. No. That was the master's
mistress's room.Copy !req
371. Yeah, he kind of was a
little bit of a hornball.Copy !req
372. No. You go and stay
right over here.Copy !req
373. This was the room that belonged
to the love of his life...Copy !req
374. his wife, Caroline.Copy !req
375. I'll show it to you.Copy !req
376. Oh! Watch. My fanny's
coming through.Copy !req
377. Watch it. Make room for fanny.Copy !req
378. Oh, wow! It's beautiful.Copy !req
379. Well, thank you, child.Copy !req
380. You know, I have
been working out.Copy !req
381. I've been doing my bun
busters every day.Copy !req
382. I squeeze really tight,
and then I let loose.Copy !req
383. I squeeze really tight...Copy !req
384. and then let
loose.Copy !req
385. Ooh!Copy !req
386. OK. Ooh!Copy !req
387. Oh, yes.Copy !req
388. Look at this.Copy !req
389. Caroline looked beautiful
in that dress.Copy !req
390. In fact, she always
looked her best.Copy !req
391. Do you know that she
used to entertain...Copy !req
392. for royalty and
common folk and...Copy !req
393. even the President of
the United States.Copy !req
394. Ew.Copy !req
395. Oh!Copy !req
396. Oh, don't be frightened, child.Copy !req
397. This is just Mr. Kittles.Copy !req
398. He was the master's
favorite pet.Copy !req
399. He's been in the family
for generations.Copy !req
400. Look at him. He
hasn't aged a day.Copy !req
401. All right, child, I think
I'll take my leave.Copy !req
402. You let me know if there's
anything you need.Copy !req
403. Yes, and as you can
see, Professor...Copy !req
404. I've taken care of everything...Copy !req
405. including medical supplies
and blood storage.Copy !req
406. We want to be safe.Copy !req
407. Are these cameras all
throughout the house?Copy !req
408. Yes, sir. I thought
that would be best.Copy !req
409. So if one of our
little chickadees...Copy !req
410. were to be taking a shower...Copy !req
411. which button would I
press to get a closeup?Copy !req
412. That one.Copy !req
413. This one?Copy !req
414. Ha!Copy !req
415. Excuse me, Professor...Copy !req
416. but your guests have
begun to arrive...Copy !req
417. and supper shall
be served shortly.Copy !req
418. OK. Thanks, handyman.Copy !req
419. I'm actually the caretaker.Copy !req
420. Oh, aren't those
cool new skates?Copy !req
421. Now, you be careful with those.Copy !req
422. Don't want to fall
and break something.Copy !req
423. Oh, that's funny.
That's real funny.Copy !req
424. Let me give you a hand.Copy !req
425. Well, that... that's
awful kind of you.Copy !req
426. How about you give me
a standing ovation?Copy !req
427. Why don't you lift me up?Copy !req
428. Oh! OK. I see where you're
going with this one.Copy !req
429. You look familiar to me.
Were you in "Stomp"?Copy !req
430. Hey, you can kiss my grits.Copy !req
431. I think I'll be the bigger
man now and walk away.Copy !req
432. Walk away.Copy !req
433. Um, I'll go and
change for dinner.Copy !req
434. - OK.
- I'll see you shortly.Copy !req
435. Sounds good.Copy !req
436. I'll just run upstairs and
jump into my jogging suit.Copy !req
437. I'll be right down.Copy !req
438. Hey!Copy !req
439. Hey there, little
guy. How you doing?Copy !req
440. Fuck off, four eyes.Copy !req
441. I beg your pardon?Copy !req
442. I said, "Fuck off, four eyes."Copy !req
443. Oh, I ought to kick your ass.Copy !req
444. Hey! Hey! Hey!Copy !req
445. Relax, son. It's just a bird.Copy !req
446. Hello, birdie. Polly
want a cracker?Copy !req
447. Polly wants your
mama's sweet ass.Copy !req
448. What did Polly say to me?Copy !req
449. I said, "Polly wants
your mama's sweet ass."Copy !req
450. You don't be talking
about my mama, son.Copy !req
451. You don't know my mama, son.Copy !req
452. Yeah, I know your mama. I
fucked her last night.Copy !req
453. You want beef?
I'll fuck you up!Copy !req
454. Ooh! I'm shaking. I'm shaking.Copy !req
455. Now, fuck this.Copy !req
456. I'm gonna handle this
shit like a gentleman.Copy !req
457. Yo, hold my tooth, son.Copy !req
458. Yeah, come on, bitch.Copy !req
459. You and that "Welcome
Back, Kotter" haircut.Copy !req
460. Want a piece of me?
Come on. Bring it on.Copy !req
461. What, you hard core?
Give me some.Copy !req
462. - Bring it on, bitch.
- No, no. What?Copy !req
463. You gonna talk,
son? Then do it.Copy !req
464. Come on, pussy. Let
me out of here.Copy !req
465. I'll fuck you up.Copy !req
466. Hi, guys.Copy !req
467. - Hey.
- Hey.Copy !req
468. Hey, Buddy.Copy !req
469. - Hey, Cin.
- How you doing?Copy !req
470. Open chest!Copy !req
471. Come on. You got to be
quicker than that, "A" cup.Copy !req
472. Oh! Oh!Copy !req
473. Hey, guys.Copy !req
474. - Hey!
- How you doing?Copy !req
475. Well, are you boys just
gonna sit there...Copy !req
476. with your mouths open...Copy !req
477. or is someone gonna
offer me a seat?Copy !req
478. Oh!Copy !req
479. Ow!Copy !req
480. I warmed it up for you.Copy !req
481. It's the best seat in the house.Copy !req
482. Second best.Copy !req
483. Ew.Copy !req
484. Professor, is this
the same house...Copy !req
485. that a young girl was
possessed by a demon...Copy !req
486. or something?Copy !req
487. Yes, it was reported but
never substantiated.Copy !req
488. All right. Well, uh...Copy !req
489. who'd like some appetizers?Copy !req
490. - Oh, yeah.
- Yeah.Copy !req
491. That's what I like to hear.Copy !req
492. Hey, these buns look good.Copy !req
493. Oh, yeah...Copy !req
494. and they're so soft and warm.Copy !req
495. - Ray!
- Oh, I'm sorry. My bad.Copy !req
496. These are delicious.Copy !req
497. Thank you, my child.Copy !req
498. I made them by hand.Copy !req
499. OK!Copy !req
500. Here we go. I think the
taters are just about done.Copy !req
501. I'm just gonna give them
one quick whisk here.Copy !req
502. OK, now. Dig in.Copy !req
503. All right.Copy !req
504. Now it's time for the turkey.Copy !req
505. Oh, what a beautiful bird.Copy !req
506. - No!
- No, man!Copy !req
507. Hey! Hey! Hey, man.Copy !req
508. Why don't you just relax...Copy !req
509. and just let me do that for you?Copy !req
510. - Yeah.
- Rest that little hand.Copy !req
511. It's my pleasure, but what
a nice young man to offer.Copy !req
512. Let me give you a
little pinch there.Copy !req
513. Come on.Copy !req
514. Fuck it!Copy !req
515. You know, a lot of people...Copy !req
516. are kind of intimidated...Copy !req
517. about making a turkey, but...Copy !req
518. really it's very simple.Copy !req
519. You just have to know the
anatomy of a turkey...Copy !req
520. and it's got, over here...Copy !req
521. just the tiniest
little stinkhole...Copy !req
522. but it's big enough
to get your hand...Copy !req
523. right up inside it.Copy !req
524. Uh!Copy !req
525. Uh!Copy !req
526. Stuff the shit out of it.Copy !req
527. I cook it with all
the giblets...Copy !req
528. The penises and the ginies...Copy !req
529. And now, a lot of people like
to baste their turkeys...Copy !req
530. but I use this.Copy !req
531. I lick like that...Copy !req
532. and get into the little...Copy !req
533. hiney... hiney ho...Copy !req
534. That's nice and good.Copy !req
535. I don't know what
the hell that is...Copy !req
536. but I'll lick it anyway.Copy !req
537. Up and down...Copy !req
538. and then I like to get
that right on there...Copy !req
539. Hiawatha!Copy !req
540. And I got one of these.Copy !req
541. I'm gonna pull that off...Copy !req
542. and bam! That just kicks
it up a little bit.Copy !req
543. All right. I think
that's almost...Copy !req
544. ready now.Copy !req
545. And then we bring
it to the table.Copy !req
546. Mmm, good.Copy !req
547. All right.Copy !req
548. Who's ready for a wing?Copy !req
549. Yours or the turkey's?Copy !req
550. Ha, ha, ha!Copy !req
551. I just thought that was funny.Copy !req
552. Well, I know what you'd like.Copy !req
553. How about a leg?Copy !req
554. Whoo!Copy !req
555. How about two? Ha ha!Copy !req
556. How about I take
these two legs...Copy !req
557. and shove them right
up your ass...Copy !req
558. All the way to the knee!Copy !req
559. Dwight. Dwight, relax.Copy !req
560. Hanson...Copy !req
561. may I ask you is there
something on the menu...Copy !req
562. that you haven't
personally prepared?Copy !req
563. Well, I ordered out the dessert.Copy !req
564. All right!Copy !req
565. Make room.Copy !req
566. Here comes the pie.Copy !req
567. All right. OK. Mmm.Copy !req
568. Who wants the first
piece of that pie?Copy !req
569. Huh? I see you eyeing
the first piece.Copy !req
570. Oh, that's good.Copy !req
571. Mm mmm. Pass that down to her.Copy !req
572. Thank you.Copy !req
573. That's nice.Copy !req
574. My germs.Copy !req
575. Ha, ha, ha!Copy !req
576. My germs.Copy !req
577. Ha, ha, ha! My
germs! Ha, ha, ha!Copy !req
578. Hey...Copy !req
579. Come play with me.Copy !req
580. Come play.Copy !req
581. Ha ha!Copy !req
582. Hello?Copy !req
583. Ooh!Copy !req
584. Cindy... Cindy.Copy !req
585. Who is it?Copy !req
586. I want to help you, Cindy.Copy !req
587. Who are you?Copy !req
588. You're in danger, Cindy.Copy !req
589. I want to help you.Copy !req
590. Help me how? Who's in danger?Copy !req
591. Check the music room.Copy !req
592. Where are you?Copy !req
593. Check the fucking music room!Copy !req
594. Hey, Cindy, think fast!Copy !req
595. Ohh! Uhh! Aah!Copy !req
596. Dude, you suck!Copy !req
597. Ow.Copy !req
598. Buddy...Copy !req
599. about this friendship thing...Copy !req
600. Yeah, I think it is so cool
having a girl as a friend.Copy !req
601. That's just it, Buddy.Copy !req
602. I am a girl.Copy !req
603. You can't be so rough with me.Copy !req
604. Well, then what the hell
are we supposed to do?Copy !req
605. Gentle stuff.Copy !req
606. You know, like talking and...Copy !req
607. sharing secrets and
past experiences.Copy !req
608. You know, stuff like that.Copy !req
609. That sounds kind of gay.Copy !req
610. I guess since you're a
girl it's all right.Copy !req
611. - Yeah. It'll be fine.
- All right.Copy !req
612. Hey, listen. Will you come
check something out with me?Copy !req
613. Sure. We can practice
our talking.Copy !req
614. Yeah. Exactly.Copy !req
615. I want to tell you
about this thing...Copy !req
616. that happened to me when
I was in high school.Copy !req
617. Really? What happened?Copy !req
618. This hot Spanish chick's
licking my nuts...Copy !req
619. Buddy!Copy !req
620. No, no. This is the best part.Copy !req
621. Oh, my God. Look.Copy !req
622. Oh, dude! Someone's
on the rag!Copy !req
623. Shh!Copy !req
624. They lead straight
to the bookcase.Copy !req
625. God.Copy !req
626. Must be a secret
study or something.Copy !req
627. Wow.Copy !req
628. Oh, my God.Copy !req
629. It says Hugh Kane
and his mistress...Copy !req
630. were murdered in this house.Copy !req
631. Whoa. Check this out.Copy !req
632. This must be his wife.Copy !req
633. Oh, my God. She looks
just like you.Copy !req
634. You think?Copy !req
635. - She's really beautiful.
- Yeah.Copy !req
636. Well, actually, her
hair doesn't have...Copy !req
637. as many split ends as yours...Copy !req
638. and her skin isn't as
oily as yours, either.Copy !req
639. Also, sometimes your eyes
get kind of squinty...Copy !req
640. and you look like you
might have Down Syndrome.Copy !req
641. Other than that, though, the
resemblance is uncanny.Copy !req
642. Really?Copy !req
643. Also, her tits are perfect.Copy !req
644. They're not pointy or
funny-looking like yours...Copy !req
645. or spaced too far apart.Copy !req
646. OK! Enough!Copy !req
647. God.Copy !req
648. Oh, my God, look at this.Copy !req
649. "Caroline."Copy !req
650. Must have been hers.Copy !req
651. Oh, my God.Copy !req
652. All right. Let's
get out of here.Copy !req
653. This place gives me the creeps.Copy !req
654. OK. Grab the chest.Copy !req
655. Oh, thanks.Copy !req
656. - Buddy!
- What?Copy !req
657. - I meant the chest.
- Right.Copy !req
658. What the...Copy !req
659. Hey.Copy !req
660. Nice.Copy !req
661. Mm-hmm...Copy !req
662. Mmm... mmm.Copy !req
663. Oh!Copy !req
664. Oh! OK!Copy !req
665. Hello!Copy !req
666. If I had known, I would
have freshened up!Copy !req
667. I wish you were
freshened up, too.Copy !req
668. Get up there! Come on!Copy !req
669. Oh, you want this?Copy !req
670. Oh, yeah. Ooh, yeah.Copy !req
671. That's it, daddy.Copy !req
672. Take it like you want it.Copy !req
673. Give it to me! Give it to me!Copy !req
674. Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!Copy !req
675. Yeah!Copy !req
676. Come here!Copy !req
677. Bring it on!Copy !req
678. Kinky's my middle name, bitch!Copy !req
679. Ooh, yeah!Copy !req
680. That was the best
that I've ever had.Copy !req
681. Oh. Mrs. Huey Kane.Copy !req
682. Hmm?Copy !req
683. Doesn't that just
have a ring to it?Copy !req
684. Ha ha! Mmm... baby?Copy !req
685. Where you going?Copy !req
686. Call me!Copy !req
687. Let's do something freaky.Copy !req
688. Hee hee! Like what, Ray?Copy !req
689. I don't know.Copy !req
690. Why don't you talk dirty to me?Copy !req
691. I don't know what to say, Ray.Copy !req
692. Come on. Just make
something up.Copy !req
693. Oh, Ray, why do you
make me so bad?Copy !req
694. Come on. Because
you a bad girl.Copy !req
695. OK.Copy !req
696. I'm gonna work this.Copy !req
697. Yeah. Work it.Copy !req
698. I'm gonna make this mine.Copy !req
699. Mmm. It's all yours. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
700. I'm gonna piss on your face...Copy !req
701. and then I'm gonna
fart in your mouth.Copy !req
702. Yeah! And then I'm gonna
shit on these walls, Ray!Copy !req
703. Ooh!Copy !req
704. Hey!Copy !req
705. Too dirty?Copy !req
706. Hello?Copy !req
707. Oh, hey, kitty, kitty.Copy !req
708. Hi, little fella.Copy !req
709. Aah! Aah! Aah!Copy !req
710. OK. OK.Copy !req
711. That's OK, cat.Copy !req
712. I think I know why
you're mad, Mr. Cat.Copy !req
713. I didn't mean to go poopie
in your litter box.Copy !req
714. Help! My pussy's gone crazy!Copy !req
715. Aah! Aah!Copy !req
716. Ha, ha, ha!Copy !req
717. Aah!Copy !req
718. Oh! Aah! Aah!Copy !req
719. OK. You want a piece of me?Copy !req
720. Huh?Copy !req
721. Yeah! How do you like
that, little pussy?Copy !req
722. Come on!Copy !req
723. Yeah! Yeah! Come on!Copy !req
724. Aah! Ohh!Copy !req
725. Is that all you got?Copy !req
726. Huh? Come on!Copy !req
727. Give me your best shot!Copy !req
728. I'm telling you, Professor...Copy !req
729. it was possessed.Copy !req
730. Theo, did you see this animal?Copy !req
731. No, I didn't.Copy !req
732. I heard all the commotion...Copy !req
733. but by the time I
went in there...Copy !req
734. I guess it was gone.Copy !req
735. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
736. What? So you think I
did this to myself?Copy !req
737. No. All I'm saying is
that cats are known...Copy !req
738. to be very territorial
animals...Copy !req
739. and it's likely that
it did attack...Copy !req
740. but that doesn't mean
it was possessed.Copy !req
741. Maybe you two should
sleep together.Copy !req
742. What are you getting
at, Professor?Copy !req
743. I'm just saying that if
indeed this cat did attack...Copy !req
744. it's less likely to come back
if the two of you were...Copy !req
745. let's say... together.Copy !req
746. Oh, come on, it's college.Copy !req
747. It's time for you
two to experiment.Copy !req
748. I don't think we're gonna
be getting much help here.Copy !req
749. Oh, on the contrary, actually...Copy !req
750. I'd be more than happy
to walk you through it.Copy !req
751. Come on, Cin.Copy !req
752. I'll make sure you
get tucked in.Copy !req
753. Good idea.Copy !req
754. Don't forget to kiss
each other good night.Copy !req
755. There's something going on
in this house, Professor.Copy !req
756. I'm not crazy!Copy !req
757. Aah!Copy !req
758. 1, 2...Copy !req
759. 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8...Copy !req
760. 9, Brandon, 10...Copy !req
761. 11, Brandon, come
on! Count with me!Copy !req
762. Hey, you. Hee, hee, hee, hee!Copy !req
763. Come here a minute.
Ha, ha, ha, ha!Copy !req
764. Come here.Copy !req
765. Ha, ha, ha, ha!Copy !req
766. Peekaboo! Ha, ha, ha, ha!Copy !req
767. Come on, let's play!Copy !req
768. This is a fun game, huh?Copy !req
769. Hey, what are you doing?Copy !req
770. Uncle Ray-Ray's got a game.Copy !req
771. Hey, get your finger
out of there.Copy !req
772. Tickle, tickle,
tickle, tickle...Copy !req
773. Aah! Aah!Copy !req
774. You want to play with Uncle Ray?Copy !req
775. Peekaboo! Ha, ha, ha, ha!Copy !req
776. Aah! Aah! Help!Copy !req
777. Aah!Copy !req
778. Oh, God!Copy !req
779. Here's a little
balloon animal.Copy !req
780. Da, da, da, da, da
da, da, da, da!Copy !req
781. Ohh!Copy !req
782. CINDY, VOICE-OVER? "I can't take
living with him any longer."Copy !req
783. "He's becoming a monster."Copy !req
784. "I suspect he was
having an affair."Copy !req
785. "I believe he's sleeping with
our baby-sitter Victoria."Copy !req
786. "It must be why he
keeps her around..."Copy !req
787. "because we have no children."Copy !req
788. Cindy...Copy !req
789. I want you to know
what happened, Cindy.Copy !req
790. Hello, Cindy.Copy !req
791. Hello, Professor.Copy !req
792. I take it you're not
mad at me anymore.Copy !req
793. I wouldn't go that
far, Professor.Copy !req
794. Why don't you just relax?Copy !req
795. Hey!Copy !req
796. Uh, uh...Copy !req
797. Aha.Copy !req
798. Ha ha.Copy !req
799. Uh-huh.Copy !req
800. I think she's starting
to suspect something.Copy !req
801. Who?Copy !req
802. Your wife.Copy !req
803. Aah!Copy !req
804. Oh, my God.Copy !req
805. It happened right here.Copy !req
806. What?Copy !req
807. She came home.Copy !req
808. - She saw them!
- Saw who?Copy !req
809. I was in my room
reading her journal.Copy !req
810. Then I found this
dress in the closet.Copy !req
811. That's all I remember.Copy !req
812. What about you, Ray?Copy !req
813. Oh, I bought mine on Friday.Copy !req
814. I just came down
to get a banana.Copy !req
815. Shit is hot, right?Copy !req
816. You're a nice little plant.Copy !req
817. You drink all this
little water up...Copy !req
818. so you can grow up to be a
nice strong charon plant.Copy !req
819. Yes. Yes.Copy !req
820. And then you'll be smoked
by all the rappers...Copy !req
821. and make them do a whole
lot of dumb shit...Copy !req
822. that fuck up their careers.Copy !req
823. Yes, you will.Copy !req
824. Night-night, baby.Copy !req
825. I'm gonna rob that
bitch tonight.Copy !req
826. Lockdown Records presents...Copy !req
827. A Hip-Hop Christmas.Copy !req
828. You'll get such classics...Copy !req
829. As "Santa Claus Is
Coming on Moms..."Copy !req
830. That's the shit, son!Copy !req
831. "I'm Dreaming of a
White Woman..."Copy !req
832. and who could forget
"Frosty the Dopeman"?Copy !req
833. And how about "All I
want for Christmas...Copy !req
834. Is the Charges Dropped..."Copy !req
835. "Deez Nuts Roasting
On an Open Fire..."Copy !req
836. "A Sleigh Ride In My '64..."Copy !req
837. "Ante Up, Bitch,
It's Christmas..."Copy !req
838. and many more!Copy !req
839. Yo, I'm gonna buy
that shit, son!Copy !req
840. Just $19. 95...Copy !req
841. Aah!Copy !req
842. I'm sorry! I didn't mean
to smoke your relatives!Copy !req
843. Please! No!Copy !req
844. I didn't do it by myself!Copy !req
845. Whitney and Bobby helped me!Copy !req
846. Please! Help me!Copy !req
847. Aah! Shit, son!Copy !req
848. Wait! No! Please!Copy !req
849. Oh! Oh, shit, son!Copy !req
850. Oh, shit!Copy !req
851. Oh, my God!Copy !req
852. Aah! Oh, shit! I smell
something burning!Copy !req
853. Oh, stop! It's me!Copy !req
854. I got an idea!Copy !req
855. Oh, wait a second!Copy !req
856. Hold on, Shorty!Copy !req
857. Don't rescue me yet.Copy !req
858. I'm getting high
as a motherfucker!Copy !req
859. Toke, toke, toke, toke!Copy !req
860. Take it to the head!
Take it to the head!Copy !req
861. Oh, you take it like a bitch.Copy !req
862. Put the Shorty down...Copy !req
863. and I'll give you
Funyons and Cheetos.Copy !req
864. Oh, shit!Copy !req
865. Oh, shit!Copy !req
866. This shit burns
more than a perm!Copy !req
867. Aah!Copy !req
868. Ha, ha, ha!Copy !req
869. There's a whole lot
of freaky shit...Copy !req
870. going on in this house.Copy !req
871. There's more to this story
than the Professor told us.Copy !req
872. Last night, I found
a secret room...Copy !req
873. and I found all these
newspaper clippings...Copy !req
874. about Hugh Kane.Copy !req
875. He was a really evil man.Copy !req
876. And I found a picture
of his wife.Copy !req
877. Oh, my God! She looks
just like you.Copy !req
878. You think?Copy !req
879. She doesn't have as
many split ends...Copy !req
880. and her skin's not
as oily as yours.Copy !req
881. Oh, yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
882. Sometimes you do this little
squinty thing with your eyes.Copy !req
883. It looks like you got Down
Syndrome or something.Copy !req
884. Oh, yeah, y'all
look just alike...Copy !req
885. except she got some
perfect boobs...Copy !req
886. and yours look like them
old orangutan titties.Copy !req
887. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! Shit, son!Copy !req
888. I'll put you in the full
nelson and lick them.Copy !req
889. Ha, ha, ha, ha!Copy !req
890. OK! Enough!Copy !req
891. Anyway, I think
she killed him...Copy !req
892. and now he wants me.Copy !req
893. Yeah. Right, bitch.Copy !req
894. Morning, Dwight.
Let me help you.Copy !req
895. I don't need your help.Copy !req
896. I can do it myself.Copy !req
897. Aah!Copy !req
898. OK. Professor, uh,
we need to talk.Copy !req
899. What is it, Dwight?Copy !req
900. I think you should consider...Copy !req
901. cutting the experiment short.Copy !req
902. What?Copy !req
903. This poltergeist is growing
increasingly more violent.Copy !req
904. I think we're all
in danger here...Copy !req
905. and I've got to put
my foot down...Copy !req
906. and stand up for
what I believe in...Copy !req
907. and say that we've got
to pull the plug.Copy !req
908. Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, Dwight.Copy !req
909. I say when we pull the plug.Copy !req
910. We are on the verge
of greatness...Copy !req
911. and I am this close
to getting laid.Copy !req
912. Now, the bus arrives on Monday.Copy !req
913. No one leaves till then.Copy !req
914. Here are the keys to the gate.Copy !req
915. No one gets access to them.Copy !req
916. Yes, sir.Copy !req
917. Guys, I think the Professor's
up to something.Copy !req
918. I heard Dwight tell
the Professor...Copy !req
919. there could be a poltergeist
in the house...Copy !req
920. and that we could
all be in danger!Copy !req
921. Oh, no, son! Not
a poltergeist!Copy !req
922. What's a poltergeist?Copy !req
923. I'm getting out of here.Copy !req
924. No. We can't go anywhere.
The gates are locked.Copy !req
925. Dwight's the only one
who has the keys.Copy !req
926. - Baby, get my Vaseline.
- I'll handle...Copy !req
927. Get my Vaseline, a banana,
and some duct tape.Copy !req
928. I'm gonna break his legs.Copy !req
929. I'm gonna fuck that
little cripple up!Copy !req
930. Guys, just give me five
minutes alone with him.Copy !req
931. I'll get the keys.Copy !req
932. Hello, Dwight.Copy !req
933. Oh.Copy !req
934. Hi, Theo.Copy !req
935. What you working on?Copy !req
936. Uh, just a little experiment.Copy !req
937. Oh. Work, work, work.Copy !req
938. Is that all you ever do?Copy !req
939. Well, there's a lot
riding on this project.Copy !req
940. You know, the Professor...Copy !req
941. might have everyone
else fooled...Copy !req
942. but I know who the
real brains...Copy !req
943. behind this operation is.Copy !req
944. Oh, yeah? You do, huh?Copy !req
945. Mm-hmm. That's what
turns me on about you.Copy !req
946. You're so smart.Copy !req
947. Ahh.Copy !req
948. And those sexy eyes.Copy !req
949. Ha ha. Oh!Copy !req
950. Why don't I put
some music on, huh?Copy !req
951. Yeah. Music.Copy !req
952. Wha...Copy !req
953. You know, Dwight...Copy !req
954. I hear you're the only one...Copy !req
955. who has the keys to the gate.Copy !req
956. Uhh...Copy !req
957. Ha. That's true. It is. I'm...Copy !req
958. Correct.Copy !req
959. What if...Copy !req
960. I wanted to borrow those keys?Copy !req
961. Oh, dear sweet God in Heaven.Copy !req
962. I... yaaa, I can't.Copy !req
963. Oh, come on. Yes,
you can, baby.Copy !req
964. - No.
- Please? I mean...Copy !req
965. Look. You help me by
giving me the keys...Copy !req
966. and I'll help by
giving you...Copy !req
967. Hey, wait, wait, wait! Whoa!Copy !req
968. Hey, I don't need
your help, OK, lady?Copy !req
969. I can do it myself.Copy !req
970. Woo-hoo!Copy !req
971. Hey, look!Copy !req
972. I'm tossing my own salad!Copy !req
973. Ow!Copy !req
974. Oh.Copy !req
975. So this is your secret room.Copy !req
976. Well...Copy !req
977. this just isn't gonna
work now, is it?Copy !req
978. Oh, Professor.Copy !req
979. Come over here.Copy !req
980. Uh-huh!Copy !req
981. This way, you big hunk.Copy !req
982. Ahem.Copy !req
983. Have we met?Copy !req
984. Follow me.Copy !req
985. Are you playing a little game?Copy !req
986. Where are you?Copy !req
987. Come here, baby.Copy !req
988. Ha, ha, ha, ha!Copy !req
989. No!Copy !req
990. Aah!Copy !req
991. - Is everybody here?
- Yeah.Copy !req
992. All right. Let's go.Copy !req
993. - Oh!
- Oh, shit, son!Copy !req
994. He's not gonna let
us out of here!Copy !req
995. He's gonna kill us!Copy !req
996. Oh, look. A rocket scientist.Copy !req
997. All right. Quick. Everybody
to the laboratory.Copy !req
998. Move! Come on! Hurry up!Copy !req
999. You all are fucked!Copy !req
1000. Lock the door.Copy !req
1001. OK. We have to destroy it.Copy !req
1002. That's great.Copy !req
1003. How are we gonna destroy
what we can't see?Copy !req
1004. I got it!Copy !req
1005. We'll shave off our
pubic hairs...Copy !req
1006. and wear the shampoo
for two weeks!Copy !req
1007. No. Listen. Listen.Copy !req
1008. We're gonna use these guns.Copy !req
1009. They emit a bolt of
concentrated energy...Copy !req
1010. which can damage the
ectoplasmic cells...Copy !req
1011. and destroy the ghost.Copy !req
1012. Now, there's no more ammunition.Copy !req
1013. Conserve it. Use it wisely.Copy !req
1014. - Shut up.
- Ow!Copy !req
1015. Ha, ha, ha, ha!Copy !req
1016. Hey! Hey! Hey! Conserve
your ammunition.Copy !req
1017. My bad.Copy !req
1018. All right. Now,
the only way...Copy !req
1019. we're gonna be able to
track these ghosts...Copy !req
1020. is if we're all
wearing one of these.Copy !req
1021. These are thermo goggles.Copy !req
1022. They work on the
principle of body heat.Copy !req
1023. They're so powerful,
they can detect...Copy !req
1024. where any bodily
fluids have been...Copy !req
1025. even if they've
been wiped clean.Copy !req
1026. What?Copy !req
1027. Ew.Copy !req
1028. Are my glasses crooked?Copy !req
1029. Now listen, that ghost
may be invisible...Copy !req
1030. but we have the advantage
of being armed...Copy !req
1031. with the most sophisticated
high-tech equipment...Copy !req
1032. known to man.Copy !req
1033. How do we stay in touch
with each other?Copy !req
1034. Do we have some
walkie-talkies?Copy !req
1035. No. We have these.Copy !req
1036. Those is Dixie cups.Copy !req
1037. Well, we kind of ran
short of funds...Copy !req
1038. after the guns and the goggles.Copy !req
1039. All right. Now let's split up.Copy !req
1040. Uh-uh! Uh-uh! Uh-uh!Copy !req
1041. Now wait a minute! Hold up!Copy !req
1042. How come every time some
scary shit happens...Copy !req
1043. that we need to
stick together...Copy !req
1044. you white people always
say, "Let's split up"?Copy !req
1045. She's right. We should
stick together.Copy !req
1046. Yes! That's what I'm saying!Copy !req
1047. She's right.Copy !req
1048. OK. You three, follow me.Copy !req
1049. Ain't that a bitch?Copy !req
1050. We're gonna die, y'all.Copy !req
1051. Ah. Did you hear that?Copy !req
1052. Hell, yeah.Copy !req
1053. Oh! Where's Shorty?Copy !req
1054. I don't know.Copy !req
1055. Shorty!Copy !req
1056. Shorty!Copy !req
1057. Shorty!Copy !req
1058. Oh.Copy !req
1059. Damn.Copy !req
1060. All right. You
wait right here.Copy !req
1061. I'll be right back.Copy !req
1062. - OK.
- All right.Copy !req
1063. - Wow.
- What is this?Copy !req
1064. I don't know.Copy !req
1065. Looks like the furnace room.Copy !req
1066. - Let's go.
- No, wait.Copy !req
1067. In that newspaper article...Copy !req
1068. it said that Hugh Kane was
killed in the furnace.Copy !req
1069. Oh, wow. Look at this.Copy !req
1070. There's so many ashes, Buddy.Copy !req
1071. What are you doing?Copy !req
1072. Hold it.Copy !req
1073. Aah!Copy !req
1074. Aah!Copy !req
1075. Aah!Copy !req
1076. Let's split up. I'll meet
you on the other end.Copy !req
1077. - OK.
- Wait.Copy !req
1078. Good luck.Copy !req
1079. I love you!Copy !req
1080. Aah!Copy !req
1081. - Oh, Shorty!
- Cindy!Copy !req
1082. There's a monster chasing me.Copy !req
1083. What are we gonna do?Copy !req
1084. - I got it!
- Yeah?Copy !req
1085. Oh!Copy !req
1086. Shorty!Copy !req
1087. Shorty!Copy !req
1088. Aah!Copy !req
1089. Damn. Why does the
little bitch...Copy !req
1090. got to bring that
shit over here?Copy !req
1091. OK. Well, maybe
she won't see me.Copy !req
1092. Somebody help me! Brenda!Copy !req
1093. Shit, she saw me.Copy !req
1094. OK. OK.Copy !req
1095. Oh! Aah!Copy !req
1096. Ohh!Copy !req
1097. Thank you, Lord!Copy !req
1098. Aah!Copy !req
1099. OK. Now let that shit just...Copy !req
1100. Just mutilate her
white ass and leave.Copy !req
1101. Damn, bitch, please die!Copy !req
1102. Oh, my God, Brenda!
We're gonna die!Copy !req
1103. It would have just been you...Copy !req
1104. if you had just
shut the fuck up!Copy !req
1105. It's coming!Copy !req
1106. What is it?Copy !req
1107. Is it a monster?
Is it a monster?Copy !req
1108. Cindy?Copy !req
1109. This is a skeleton.
This is bones.Copy !req
1110. Would you run from
Calista Flockhart?Copy !req
1111. Shut your ass up.Copy !req
1112. Ha, ha, ha!Copy !req
1113. Look. He crazy now.Copy !req
1114. I'm sorry, Mr. Skeleton. Here.Copy !req
1115. Ha! Gotcha! Psych!Copy !req
1116. Have a nice trip.Copy !req
1117. Ha, ha, ha!Copy !req
1118. Ha, ha, ha!Copy !req
1119. Hey, girl, I got an idea.Copy !req
1120. Come on.Copy !req
1121. SKELETON? Ha ha. Very funny.Copy !req
1122. Whoo!Copy !req
1123. Ooh!Copy !req
1124. Ha, ha, ha!Copy !req
1125. Now get on out of here!Copy !req
1126. Somebody gonna catch
an ass-whupping...Copy !req
1127. when I come back.Copy !req
1128. Oh, Brenda, you are so brave.Copy !req
1129. You know, you really are
my best friend, Cindy.Copy !req
1130. You guys OK?Copy !req
1131. - Yeah.
- Please.Copy !req
1132. It takes more than a little
bag of bones to scare me.Copy !req
1133. Wedgie!Copy !req
1134. Ha, ha, ha!Copy !req
1135. The ghost has Buddy!Copy !req
1136. Ah! My ass!Copy !req
1137. Brenda, do something!Copy !req
1138. OK!Copy !req
1139. Aah!Copy !req
1140. I thought I was
your best friend.Copy !req
1141. Was.Copy !req
1142. I'm gonna miss you, girl!Copy !req
1143. Get my gun!Copy !req
1144. Oh!Copy !req
1145. Are you OK?Copy !req
1146. Ow.Copy !req
1147. Oh, my God, you're bleeding.Copy !req
1148. Come on. I think there's a
first-aid kit in the lab.Copy !req
1149. Come on.Copy !req
1150. Ooh!Copy !req
1151. Huey... baby...Copy !req
1152. where are you?Copy !req
1153. My love? Are you there?Copy !req
1154. Huey? Baby!Copy !req
1155. Baby, I got to talk to you.Copy !req
1156. - No. Go away!
- Baby? Oh!Copy !req
1157. Get away from me!Copy !req
1158. Come on, baby. We
can work this out.Copy !req
1159. I mean, if we just
stick together...Copy !req
1160. no one can hurt us, my love.Copy !req
1161. It was just a booty call!Copy !req
1162. Ow! Ooh! Ow! Oh!Copy !req
1163. Aah!Copy !req
1164. Why won't you talk to me?Copy !req
1165. Because you gave me crabs.Copy !req
1166. Aah!Copy !req
1167. You are the weakest
link. Good-bye!Copy !req
1168. Aah!Copy !req
1169. Ooh. Hey.Copy !req
1170. How you doing? Ha, ha, ha!Copy !req
1171. Aah!Copy !req
1172. No, no. No kissing.
No kissing.Copy !req
1173. No. Leave this on.
Leave this on.Copy !req
1174. You look beautiful
just like that.Copy !req
1175. Yeah. Yeah. Oh! Oh!Copy !req
1176. Oh, shit!Copy !req
1177. Ohh!Copy !req
1178. No, no, no.Copy !req
1179. Don't fuck it up. Ohh.Copy !req
1180. I've been thinking about
this whole friendship thing.Copy !req
1181. I've never had a friend...Copy !req
1182. who cared for me the way you do.Copy !req
1183. I mean, there's Ray...Copy !req
1184. but he cares for me
in a different way...Copy !req
1185. you know, like
bringing me flowers...Copy !req
1186. and running my bath water.Copy !req
1187. And there's nights when
I wake up screaming...Copy !req
1188. and I look over, and Ray's
in my bed holding me.Copy !req
1189. Anyway...Copy !req
1190. seeing as how tonight may be
our last night together...Copy !req
1191. I was thinking...Copy !req
1192. That we should take our
friendship a little bit further.Copy !req
1193. - Yes.
- Oh, Buddy!Copy !req
1194. I was thinking the
exact same thing.Copy !req
1195. This might be our
last night alive...Copy !req
1196. and I want to take
full advantage of it.Copy !req
1197. I was thinking the same thing!Copy !req
1198. I want to be able to act out
our innermost fantasies.Copy !req
1199. Oh, great.Copy !req
1200. Like...Copy !req
1201. I've always wanted
to walk on the moon.Copy !req
1202. Huh?Copy !req
1203. Buuuuudyyyy.Copy !req
1204. Ha, ha, ha!Copy !req
1205. What about you, Buddy?
What do you want to do?Copy !req
1206. Well...Copy !req
1207. He's in here.Copy !req
1208. Oh!Copy !req
1209. Aah! Aah! Aah!Copy !req
1210. Oh, my God. He locked us in.Copy !req
1211. You should call for help.Copy !req
1212. Hello! Hello. Can you hear me?Copy !req
1213. Come in! Come in!Copy !req
1214. Copy! Do you copy me?Copy !req
1215. We have a situation here!Copy !req
1216. Breaker!Copy !req
1217. Oh, my God.Copy !req
1218. They can't hear me!Copy !req
1219. Must be these walls
or something.Copy !req
1220. OK. All right.Copy !req
1221. You stay down here.
I'll go check upstairs.Copy !req
1222. OK.Copy !req
1223. Ow!Copy !req
1224. Ah!Copy !req
1225. - Do you need help or...
- No!Copy !req
1226. OK.Copy !req
1227. What do I look like to you?Copy !req
1228. Just trying to be nice.Copy !req
1229. Cover me!Copy !req
1230. What do you want me to do?Copy !req
1231. Cover me!Copy !req
1232. Not literally. I'm
serpentining!Copy !req
1233. They taught me that...Copy !req
1234. Merchant marines. Two years.Copy !req
1235. Spent two years on
my belly in Danang.Copy !req
1236. - Yeah.
- Look!Copy !req
1237. Look. Look what the
cripple's doing.Copy !req
1238. Oh, shit.Copy !req
1239. Ow-ow-ow!Copy !req
1240. Look, I know you're proud.
Just let me help you up...Copy !req
1241. Step it back, candy pants!Copy !req
1242. Fine.Copy !req
1243. Oh, what are we gonna do?Copy !req
1244. I'm cold.Copy !req
1245. I can't feel my
body, I'm so cold.Copy !req
1246. Buddy, can you feel this?Copy !req
1247. No.Copy !req
1248. Try a little higher.Copy !req
1249. What about that?Copy !req
1250. Mm-mmm.Copy !req
1251. Keep rubbing. Ohh.Copy !req
1252. Oh, Buddy, I don't
think I'm re...Copy !req
1253. Cindy, please! It's a
matter of life and death.Copy !req
1254. I'm asking you...Copy !req
1255. in the name of love.Copy !req
1256. OK, Buddy.Copy !req
1257. In the name of love.Copy !req
1258. Ohh.Copy !req
1259. Mmm. Ohh.Copy !req
1260. Oh, Cindy...Copy !req
1261. I don't know how much
longer I can hold on.Copy !req
1262. Don't you say your good-byes.Copy !req
1263. You're gonna get out of here...Copy !req
1264. and you're gonna go on...Copy !req
1265. and you're gonna have
lots of little babies.Copy !req
1266. And you're gonna
die an old man...Copy !req
1267. Old man.Copy !req
1268. Warm in his bed.Copy !req
1269. - Not here!
- No.Copy !req
1270. - Not like this!
- Amen.Copy !req
1271. - Do you understand me?
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
1272. Coming to this house
was the best thing...Copy !req
1273. that ever happened to me.Copy !req
1274. Oh, me, too.Copy !req
1275. And for that... I
am so thankful.Copy !req
1276. Oh, don't let go.Copy !req
1277. Never! I'll never let go!Copy !req
1278. - I feel weak.
- Buddy!Copy !req
1279. - I'm com...
- Come back!Copy !req
1280. Aah!Copy !req
1281. All right, Dwight Hartman...Copy !req
1282. it's your time to shine.Copy !req
1283. All right. Come on.Copy !req
1284. Come on, Kane.Copy !req
1285. Show yourself!Copy !req
1286. Look. I don't even need
my thermal goggles.Copy !req
1287. Aah!Copy !req
1288. Ha, ha, ha!Copy !req
1289. Oh!Copy !req
1290. Aah!Copy !req
1291. Ah. Ah.Copy !req
1292. Ow!Copy !req
1293. That's right, mother...Copy !req
1294. Ha, ha, ha!Copy !req
1295. Whoa!Copy !req
1296. Ow-ow-ow!Copy !req
1297. Ha, ha, ha!Copy !req
1298. Aah!Copy !req
1299. Hey, Kane, you hungry?Copy !req
1300. How about a little
snack of this?Copy !req
1301. Ha ha!Copy !req
1302. Aah!Copy !req
1303. Ow. Ow. No. Ow.Copy !req
1304. Ow-ow-ow.Copy !req
1305. Gotcha!Copy !req
1306. Aaargh!Copy !req
1307. I know what you're thinking.Copy !req
1308. Did I fire 3 shots or 117?Copy !req
1309. Well, do you feel lucky...Copy !req
1310. punk?Copy !req
1311. Do you... feel lucky?Copy !req
1312. Do you feel lucky, punk?Copy !req
1313. Shoot me, motherfucker!Copy !req
1314. OK. Fine.Copy !req
1315. Make your best move, ass bite.Copy !req
1316. - Raaa!
- Aaah!Copy !req
1317. Oh. Whayaaa!Copy !req
1318. Whoa!Copy !req
1319. Whoo!Copy !req
1320. Aah!Copy !req
1321. Uh.Copy !req
1322. Help!Copy !req
1323. Help!Copy !req
1324. Here. Take my hand.Copy !req
1325. Ahh!Copy !req
1326. Come on.Copy !req
1327. You're gonna fall unless
you take my hand...Copy !req
1328. No. Give me your other hand.Copy !req
1329. No. My other hand
isn't strong enough.Copy !req
1330. You take my little hand.Copy !req
1331. No! Get it away from me!Copy !req
1332. Take it! Take my hand!Copy !req
1333. Aah!Copy !req
1334. Eww.Copy !req
1335. No.Copy !req
1336. No. Why me?Copy !req
1337. No. Come on. No.Copy !req
1338. I've served you well.
Don't you do this to me.Copy !req
1339. No, please. Please, no.Copy !req
1340. Ple-ple-ple... Aah!Copy !req
1341. OK, Buddy.Copy !req
1342. It's time for us to
get out of here.Copy !req
1343. Roger. Roger. Come in, Roger.Copy !req
1344. Ray, this is Cindy.Copy !req
1345. I don't want to talk to Cindy.Copy !req
1346. I want to talk to Roger.Copy !req
1347. Roger, where you at, man?
Quit fucking around.Copy !req
1348. Ray, listen. The
ghost is close.Copy !req
1349. He almost got us.
Buddy's hurt.Copy !req
1350. - What's your location?
- I'm right behind you.Copy !req
1351. Ray, thank God. OK.
Where's Shorty?Copy !req
1352. I don't... I don't know.Copy !req
1353. He was here just a minute ago.Copy !req
1354. Listen, you go help
Buddy in the lab.Copy !req
1355. - I'll go check upstairs.
- All right.Copy !req
1356. Mmm. That smells good.Copy !req
1357. Hello, Cindy.Copy !req
1358. Say heloo to Cindy, Shorty.Copy !req
1359. Heloo... Cindy.Copy !req
1360. Shorty, are you OK?Copy !req
1361. Talk to me!Copy !req
1362. Morphine? Chloroform?Copy !req
1363. Horse tranquilizers?
You drugged him!Copy !req
1364. I did not. That's
all his stuff.Copy !req
1365. Yaah!Copy !req
1366. All right, Shorty.Copy !req
1367. Who's ready for the main course?Copy !req
1368. Me! Me.Copy !req
1369. Oh, Hanson, please.Copy !req
1370. No. Oh.Copy !req
1371. What the fuck?Copy !req
1372. Beetlejuice in the house.Copy !req
1373. This is your brains
on drugs. Hee!Copy !req
1374. Oof.Copy !req
1375. Oh, shit, son.Copy !req
1376. Aah!Copy !req
1377. Aah!Copy !req
1378. Oh.Copy !req
1379. Shorty!Copy !req
1380. Got me.Copy !req
1381. Cindy, what's going on?Copy !req
1382. It's Hanson. He's possessed.Copy !req
1383. Let's get him.Copy !req
1384. Whoo!Copy !req
1385. Ahh.Copy !req
1386. Angel style!Copy !req
1387. Hi-yah!Copy !req
1388. Aah!Copy !req
1389. Smack my bitch upCopy !req
1390. Aah!Copy !req
1391. Uh!Copy !req
1392. Whoo! OK.Copy !req
1393. Boo!Copy !req
1394. Come on.Copy !req
1395. Aah!Copy !req
1396. - Oh!
- Aah!Copy !req
1397. Smack my bitch upCopy !req
1398. Aah!Copy !req
1399. OK.Copy !req
1400. Aaaaaaah...Copy !req
1401. Oh, nooo!Copy !req
1402. Oh!Copy !req
1403. Ohh.Copy !req
1404. Hee, hee, hee! Ooh!Copy !req
1405. Aah!Copy !req
1406. Hi-yi!Copy !req
1407. Aah!Copy !req
1408. Aah!Copy !req
1409. Whoo!Copy !req
1410. Whoo! Oh! Ooh!Copy !req
1411. Ooh!Copy !req
1412. Ow.Copy !req
1413. Shit.Copy !req
1414. Ahh!Copy !req
1415. You OK, Dwight?Copy !req
1416. I... I can't feel my legs.Copy !req
1417. Aah! I can't feel my legs!Copy !req
1418. You never could.Copy !req
1419. You stay out of this, all right?Copy !req
1420. Now listen.Copy !req
1421. You get the others and
meet us upstairs.Copy !req
1422. - All right?
- OK.Copy !req
1423. You stay here.Copy !req
1424. Ray-Ray, I need your
help. Give me your belt.Copy !req
1425. - Hi-yah!
- Hah!Copy !req
1426. Heee!Copy !req
1427. Hmmm. The crane.Copy !req
1428. Ha!Copy !req
1429. The crouching tiger.Copy !req
1430. The drunken monkey.Copy !req
1431. Ooh, ooh, ooh ah, ah, ah!Copy !req
1432. The mad cow.Copy !req
1433. Motherfucker! Moo!Copy !req
1434. Aah!Copy !req
1435. The camel toe.Copy !req
1436. Yow-hi!Copy !req
1437. Get the hell out of there, guys!Copy !req
1438. Come on!Copy !req
1439. Ray, give me a 180.Copy !req
1440. OK. Listen. Someone
has to go...Copy !req
1441. and lure him onto that platform.Copy !req
1442. All right. I'll go.Copy !req
1443. Cindy, let me...Copy !req
1444. No, Buddy!Copy !req
1445. I'm the one he wants.Copy !req
1446. Actually, I was saying...Copy !req
1447. let me have your
computer if you die.Copy !req
1448. Oh.Copy !req
1449. OK. But as soon as
he gets there...Copy !req
1450. you have to get off.Copy !req
1451. OK.Copy !req
1452. All right. 180 me.Copy !req
1453. Hugh Kane, it's me you want!Copy !req
1454. Come get me!Copy !req
1455. I'm not afraid anymore!Copy !req
1456. Show yourself!Copy !req
1457. Aah! Oh!Copy !req
1458. Aah!Copy !req
1459. Ooh.Copy !req
1460. Dwight, he's here.
Do something.Copy !req
1461. I can't. She's still
on the platform.Copy !req
1462. If I throw the
switch, she'll die.Copy !req
1463. Cindy, get out of there!
You'll get killed!Copy !req
1464. Aah!Copy !req
1465. Ha, ha, ha!Copy !req
1466. Move out of the way!Copy !req
1467. I'll get her!Copy !req
1468. Why is he running so slow?Copy !req
1469. Ray! Run faster!Copy !req
1470. OK!Copy !req
1471. Throw the switch!Copy !req
1472. Now you will be
mine... forever!Copy !req
1473. Ray, you saved me.Copy !req
1474. Are you OK?Copy !req
1475. I'm fine.Copy !req
1476. I broke my fall.Copy !req
1477. Ohh. Ah.Copy !req
1478. Oh.Copy !req
1479. - Yes!
- Yes!Copy !req
1480. Hey, y'all. What's going on?Copy !req
1481. Shorty, you made
it. You're alive!Copy !req
1482. Yeah. It was traumatic.Copy !req
1483. It really was...Copy !req
1484. and it's taking me a
while to get over it,Copy !req
1485. but, you know...Copy !req
1486. now that we're out of the
house and back in school...Copy !req
1487. I just know that
everything's gonna be OK.Copy !req
1488. Oh, God, will you
shut the fuck up?Copy !req
1489. Why couldn't you have just
left me there to die?Copy !req
1490. Give me a fucking rope.
I'll hang myself.Copy !req
1491. Here I go. I'm hanging myself.Copy !req
1492. Hello?Copy !req
1493. Oh, hi, Dad.Copy !req
1494. Are you having fun
on your vacation?Copy !req
1495. Oh, no. Birds are
very clean animals.Copy !req
1496. He's no trouble at all.Copy !req
1497. Goddamn it!Copy !req
1498. What the fuck did you
put in this birdseed?Copy !req
1499. Oh, Dad, Buddy's
here. I got to go.Copy !req
1500. OK. I love you. Bye.Copy !req
1501. God, that was a big one.Copy !req
1502. - Hey, Buddy!
- Surprise.Copy !req
1503. Open chest!Copy !req
1504. Oh! You got to be quicker
than that, pencil dick.Copy !req
1505. Come on.Copy !req
1506. Hey, look out. A bee.Copy !req
1507. Buddy, I've never had anyone...Copy !req
1508. be so protective of me before.Copy !req
1509. That's what your man's
supposed to do.Copy !req
1510. Two hot dogs.Copy !req
1511. Buddy, get him!Copy !req
1512. Buddy? Buddy?Copy !req
1513. I've come back for you.Copy !req
1514. No! This can't be happening!Copy !req
1515. Mm-hmm. It is happening.Copy !req
1516. Now we're gonna be
together forever.Copy !req
1517. Nooooo!Copy !req
1518. Yes!Copy !req
1519. Did you hear something?Copy !req
1520. No. I didn't hear nothing.Copy !req
1521. Ohh.Copy !req