1. I don't feel anything.
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Love, Mr. Carroll. "
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7. - I'm taking out Diane Court.
- Not likely.
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8. - Is the movies a good second date?
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9. I sat across from her in a mall.
We ate.
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10. - Sharing an important physical event.
- That's not even a scam.
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11. - A scam?
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12. - No, scam is lusting.
- Then what's a date?
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13. A date is prearrangement
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14. Then what's love?
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She's a brain.
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18. She doesn't know she's pretty.
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19. - That's what's cool about her.
- Brains stay with brains.
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20. If a bomb goes off,
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21. - I wouldn't get my hopes up.
- I'm sorry.
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22. You're a really nice guy.
We don't wanna see you get hurt.
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23. I wanna get hurt!
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24. "It's almost over. We've gone
to school together for three years."
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25. - I might cut that part.
- Why? That's fine. It's nice.
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26. "Having taken courses at the
university, I've glimpsed our future.
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27. And all I can say is:
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28. 'Go back.'"
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29. "Go back"? What a great line.
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30. - You like it?
- Yeah.
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31. - I didn't think anyone would get it.
- No, it's wonderful. It's...
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32. No, don't worry about it.
You're very funny.
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33. - "Go back." That's great.
- No more. I'm gonna save it.
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36. If I fail
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39. They can't take away my dignity
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40. Because the greatest love of all
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41. Is happening to me
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42. I found the greatest
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43. Love of all inside of me
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44. I love you guys!
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45. Thanks, pal.
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46. Party at Vahlere's.
Gonna be eight kegs. Be there.
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47. Thank you, Joe.
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48. Thank you.
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49. And now it's time.
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50. I just can't introduce this person
without saying, "History...
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51. oceanography, creative writing...
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52. biochemistry. " I think
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53. We'll remember this student who said:
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54. "Hey, world. Check me out!"
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56. Miss Diane Court.
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57. Thank you.
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58. The real world.
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59. Look at those eyes.
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the real world.
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61. That's what everybody says.
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62. But most of us have been
in the real world a long time.
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63. But I've something to tell everybody.
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64. I've glimpsed our future
and all I can say is:
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65. "Go back."
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66. Well...
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67. it's almost over.
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68. We've gone to school together
for three years...
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of high school gone...
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71. what's gonna happen to us?
We all know what the answers are.
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72. We wanna be happy, go to college,
work hard, maybe raise a family.
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73. But what if that doesn't happen?
I have to be honest, though.
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80. All right. Get up on it.
Yay! All right.
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- Okay.
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who loves you a favor.
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83. - Don't talk to Joe.
- Mom...
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84. Stop, okay?
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85. - Bye.
- See you later, Mrs. Flood.
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86. - Look at those eyes.
- Give it up.
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87. - Take a picture of me with her.
- Lloyd.
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88. - That's just embarrassing.
- Please?
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89. - All right, okay.
- Do it.
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90. - Wait till I get around to her.
- All right, man. I got it.
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91. Your graduation present
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- Hey, sis!
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94. I'm sorry. I had a new crown,
three root canals...
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95. and Jason has a sore throat.
Your graduation and no one was there.
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96. I called Mom and Dad,
and it's like they were there.
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97. - I hope you understand.
- Hey. Bad throat, huh, J-man?
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99. He's not at full "Yeah!" strength.
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100. Poor little man.
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101. Why do you eat that stuff?
There's no food in your food.
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102. - Too loud. The red line has a purpose.
- How do you know how to draw it?
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103. It's loud enough,
and the neighbors don't complain.
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104. Good thing there's not
a red line on you. Yeah!
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105. - Yeah!
- He's back!
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106. My brother, can I borrow
your Hey, Soul Classics?
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107. My brother, you gotta go buy your own.
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108. - Hook it off the jab.
- Can't you be an uncle, not a playmate?
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109. - Jesus Christ.
- What?
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110. Get in a good mood. How hard is it
to decide to be in a good mood...
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111. and then be in a good mood?
- Gee, it's easy.
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112. I'm sorry Mom and Dad
made you take me in.
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113. If it's a big deal, I'll go.
But you used to be fun.
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114. You were warped, twisted
and hilarious.
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115. I mean it as a compliment.
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116. I mean, I'm sorry...
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117. that T-l-M left you.
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118. But I am not T-l-M.
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119. - I was hilarious once, wasn't I?
- Yeah.
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120. I still am.
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121. - You gotta teach me stick shift.
Promise.
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122. Come here a minute.
I want to show you something.
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123. What are you doing?
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125. I had to get you two presents.
- God, this is ridiculous.
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126. Here's the only thing
your mom gave me that I kept.
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127. Now it's yours.
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128. Go ahead. Open it now.
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129. I don't need all these presents.
I don't know any kid who got a car.
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130. Oh, God.
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131. Wow, it's beautiful.
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132. They really applauded
for you today, honey.
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133. Looking at all the people,
I felt like they didn't know me.
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134. Maybe I shouldn't have taken
all those courses off school...
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135. because everybody thinks I...
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136. - Forget it.
- Wait a minute.
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137. - Everybody thinks you're what?
- Everybody thinks I'm a priss.
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138. Diane, in a million years,
you could never be a priss.
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139. It's all working out for you, honey.
Do you see?
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140. It's working out just like we planned.
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141. All the summer schools,
the vacations you gave up...
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142. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it.
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143. Sorry.
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144. - I love you, Dad.
- I love you too, honey.
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145. Come on, come on, come on.
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146. Yah! Yah!
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147. Diane Court!
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148. Suck it.
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149. Come on. Get the bag.
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150. An exciting kick.
My brother. Let's go.
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151. Yah! Yah! Yah!
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152. You're headed for daycare, buddy.
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153. - Be tough, J-man.
- He's a mess!
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154. I'll be in my office.
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155. - I just washed this shirt, didn't I?
- Yeah!
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156. Please, not in my ear. Not in my ear.
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157. Jim Court.
- Hello. May I please speak with Diane?
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158. - Sorry, Diane isn't in at the moment.
- Oh, okay.
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159. - This the guy with the Mustang?
- No.
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160. - Guy with the Datsun?
- No.
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161. - The truck?
- No, not really.
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162. You don't know me.
I'm a friend of Diane's.
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163. I sat with her yesterday at a mall.
I drive a blue Chevy Malibu.
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164. I'm pretty bad at this,
but what I want to do is, can I...?
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165. Give me your number.
That's usually how it works.
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166. Okay. Lloyd Dobler. 555-1342.
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167. It's 555-1342.
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168. - 555- 1342.
- Okay, I'll get her the message.
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169. - She's pretty great, isn't she?
- What?
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170. - She's really pretty great, isn't she?
- She is. Good luck, kid.
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171. Good afternoon. Okay, bye.
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172. Jim Court.
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174. What?
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175. No, I didn't get the letter.
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176. Yes!
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177. Yes, right away.
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178. Yeah, thank you. Goodbye.
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179. Ricky, don't lose that number
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180. Don't call nobody else
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181. Send it off in a letter
To yourself
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182. Ricky, don't lose that number
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183. Oh, Mr. Taylor.
You're a vision in green.
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184. I'll mail this for you. You can trust
a man who writes a letter daily.
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185. - Diane here? I gotta talk to her.
- She's upstairs.
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186. I gotta tell you this carefully.
Would you mind?
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187. - Just a few minutes.
- Yes, sir.
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188. Great. It won't be long. Thanks.
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189. What?
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190. - I had a phone call.
- Tell me.
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191. - Is it bad news?
- Just listen.
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192. You won the Reed Fellowship.
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193. Are you kidding?
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194. You're not kidding?
You're not kidding!
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195. You'll study at
the finest institute in England.
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196. - The toughest fellowship in England.
- I won?
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197. You're gonna take a big step.
I want one thing from you.
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198. You stand up straight.
Admit you're special.
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199. - God. I'll have to go on a plane.
- Worry about that later.
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200. Now, come on.
Tell me that you're special.
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201. You're too good at making me nervous.
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202. Listen! You're the best
in the country, don't you understand?
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203. It's like a pyramid.
It starts with everyone...
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204. and it narrows through your life.
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205. The competition narrows it down
to one brilliant person...
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206. who is so special they celebrate
you on two continents. It's you.
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Where's the flaw in that?
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208. There is no flaw.
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211. Oh, sorry.
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212. Diane Court.
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213. - Don't go in there.
- Forget it. It's mine!
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215. No noise, no sound,
no movement, nothing.
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218. I read about your fellowship,
and I'm glad you called me back.
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220. and tell you I thought
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221. - Thank you very much.
- Whoa, what a day, huh?
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222. Yeah. What a day.
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223. - Yeah.
- Yeah.
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224. - Do you know who I am?
- We sat together at Bell Square.
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225. - You remember.
- No, I read it on the message.
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227. - You wanna go out?
- Thanks, but I'm busy.
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228. - Busy.
- Things are pretty hectic, but thanks.
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229. - You busy on Friday?
- Yeah, I have to help my father.
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230. - How about Saturday?
- I have things to do around the house.
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232. Well, not monumentally.
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233. What about tonight then?
You going to Vahlere's party?
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234. You can't leave the country
without going to Vahlere's.
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235. The gentleman is 22 and comes out
of hiding once a year for this...
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236. dressed as the Lakeside Rooster.
He makes Purple Passion drinks...
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237. - I think that...
- You're not in England yet.
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238. I lived in England for three months.
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239. My parents are in the Army,
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240. I could give you many English tips.
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241. - Well...
- I won't give any tips of any kind.
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242. - I'll go.
- Pardon me?
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243. - I'll go.
- You will?
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245. - You will, really?
- I'll go.
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246. We're going out. It's a date.
It's a scam. Whatever. All right.
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247. - I'll pick you up at what, 8:00?
- Eight.
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248. Eight o'clock.
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249. - Goodbye.
- Goodbye.
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250. Lloyd Dobler...
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251. Thank you, little man.
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252. Now work that bag, J-man.
Hook off the jab. Straight left hand.
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253. - What do we love?
- Pain!
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254. Work that jab! Work that hook!
Okay, take a break.
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255. Be right there!
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257. - Pleasure to meet you.
- Hi.
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258. Heard about the graduation gift.
Really quite a car.
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259. I know you're busy
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260. You can trust me. I'm 19.
Was overseas for a few semesters.
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261. I rarely drink, as I kickbox.
It's the sport of the future.
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262. Don Wilson? Benny Urquidez?
Your face says no.
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263. Your daughter will be safe with me
for the next seven to eight hours.
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264. Fine, Lloyd.
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265. - Come in.
- Thank you.
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266. - How you doing?
- I'm...
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267. - Is she around?
- Honey?
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268. Whoa.
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269. Hi.
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- Yeah.
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271. - What are these?
- Bavarian Dutch-style pretzels.
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272. Um... Would it be terrible
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273. No.
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275. - Oh, my...
- Oh, my God.
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278. What's up, Lloyd?
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279. - What's happening?
- What's up, man?
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We are out of control!
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282. Now I gotta go to summer school.
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283. How you doing?
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284. - It's gotta stay purple all night.
- How you doing?
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285. - You know Diane Court?
- Diane! Well...
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286. - I need you to be the Keymaster.
- I was just...
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287. He's very responsible. Thanks a lot.
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288. - I was gonna move around. Thanks.
- "Keymaster"?
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289. I gotta judge who can drive
and who can't, and keep their keys.
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290. - So it's an honor.
- No.
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291. - We finally graduated, big-dude guy!
- All right!
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292. I'm so glad you came to this.
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293. I've always wanted you
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294. I wish you'd done that
without the keys!
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295. - Come on. There are so many cute guys.
Let go of me!
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296. - I love you, man!
- I love you too.
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297. - Homeboy! Mike Cameron. How you doing?
- Hey.
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298. - What?
- Mike Cameron. This is one fresh jam.
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299. I don't know you very well,
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301. - I called her.
- But how come it worked?
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302. - I mean, like, what are you?
- I'm Lloyd Dobler.
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303. - Great, this gives me hope. Thanks.
- All right.
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I've always wanted to know.
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- Right.
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- Good.
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319. I got you!
- How are you, Mrs. Evans?
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career counseling session.
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but we must do this now.
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322. - No way!
- Lloyd.
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- You must...
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- What did I do?
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- Don't do this.
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330. My dad's an Army colonel.
He wants me to join.
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331. There's no possible way.
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333. - You the Keymaster?
- I'm not gonna go there.
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334. I'm looking for something bigger...
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336. - Only your record is blank.
- Do people really know what they want?
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337. Many think they have to know.
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But I know that I don't know.
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342. I wouldn't have gotten in Cornell.
You made me study twice as hard.
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343. So thanks.
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- I did?
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345. Did you really come here
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346. - How did that "happen"?
- He made me laugh.
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I always call you. You know that.
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I'll be home before dawn, okay?
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351. - Bye.
- Dawn?
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352. - Would you guys sign my annual?
- Sure.
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353. - Would you sign mine?
- Did you have to call your dad?
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354. - God, how nightmarish!
- I promised.
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- Say nothing.
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357. I loved your speech,
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That'll never be me
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Never be me, no!
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That'll never be me
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370. She's written 65 songs.
Sixty-five. They're all about you.
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371. - They're all about pain.
- So, what's up?
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She's very talented.
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374. Why do you think I keep her tapes?
They're gonna be valuable someday.
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Don't you ever think it
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379. Joe was my first love, my first sex,
and the whole time he was dating Mimi.
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380. He'll never break up with her.
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381. "Hi, Joe. How are you?"
And that is it.
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382. I'll be okay.
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383. Don't worry.
He's at the other end of the house.
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384. It's too bad more guys
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- Yeah.
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396. - He does this every year?
- The worst job since Keymaster.
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402. Mimi's gonna go to college,
and I'm gonna be alone.
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403. But I'm gonna break up with her
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Every year nobody helps me clean up.
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407. - Why am I yelling?
- I don't know.
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408. - We're out of here.
- Thanks.
Copy !req
409. - Maybe we'll help you clean tomorrow.
- Diane, everyone loved that you came.
Copy !req
410. - You're a great rooster.
- Well...
Copy !req
411. - Sign this?
- Okay.
Copy !req
412. Hey, Corey.
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413. So I'm single now.
Everything's changed. I hate it.
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414. - Give me my Firebird keys!
- You must chill!
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415. You must chill!
Copy !req
416. I have hidden your keys! Chill!
Copy !req
417. - I love you!
- Love you too. Go to sleep.
Copy !req
418. - We're full-on buds.
- Yeah, all right.
Copy !req
419. You're a great person.
Copy !req
420. I'm a good person,
but you're a great person.
Copy !req
421. - We're out of there. See you tomorrow.
- See you. Bye.
Copy !req
422. - Bye, Diane.
- Bye.
Copy !req
423. Hey, drive safe.
Copy !req
424. Thank you.
Copy !req
425. I surrender my duties
as Keymaster. A beer.
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426. Certainly.
Copy !req
427. I'm happy to say that this sack
is officially empty.
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428. The back bathroom. Let's go.
Copy !req
429. - Look at this gentleman here.
I gotta get home.
Copy !req
430. I gotta get home.
Copy !req
431. Excuse me.
Copy !req
432. How you doing, brother?
Copy !req
433. I don't even know where we are.
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434. I'm gonna play three hours
of commercial-free rock...
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435. - Oh, I love this album.
- This is a good one.
Copy !req
436. Like it?
Copy !req
437. Do you recognize anything yet?
Anything?
Copy !req
438. Lord, have mercy.
Copy !req
439. Three hours of
commercial-free rock...
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440. That's my house! I live there.
Copy !req
441. Have a good sleep.
Copy !req
442. Bye.
Copy !req
443. Thanks a lot.
Copy !req
444. Hey, you guys are the best.
Give me a call or...
Copy !req
445. - Look at this one.
- Did you...?
Copy !req
446. So, what did they write
to Diane Court?
Copy !req
447. Listen to some of the things
they wrote me.
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448. "Glad I finally met you.
You always seemed nice."
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449. "Wish I'd known you more."
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450. Mine says stuff like,
"Lloyd, see you around, maybe."
Copy !req
451. - Nobody knew me before.
- They knew of you. Now they know you.
Copy !req
452. I feel like I fit in for
the first time, you know?
Copy !req
453. Like I just held them far away
from me, so they did the same to me.
Copy !req
454. That's cool then.
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455. Yeah.
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456. I'm so glad we did this.
Copy !req
457. We can walk from here.
Copy !req
458. - It's just you and your dad?
- Long story.
Copy !req
459. - You don't wanna hear it.
- Sure, I do.
Copy !req
460. Well, my parents split up
when I was 13 and...
Copy !req
461. God, I actually had to go to court
and choose between the two of them.
Copy !req
462. So I chose my dad. Just felt
safer that way, you know?
Copy !req
463. Watch out for that glass.
Copy !req
464. Thanks.
Copy !req
465. - But either way it's still...
- Twisted.
Copy !req
466. You know what? You're a great date.
Copy !req
467. I've never gone out
with someone so basic.
Copy !req
468. Basic?
Copy !req
469. - What's your job this summer?
- Being a great date.
Copy !req
470. - No, I'm serious.
- So am I.
Copy !req
471. I wanna see you as much as I can.
I said it!
Copy !req
472. - I only have something like 16 weeks.
- That's a long time.
Copy !req
473. - Then call me tomorrow.
- Today is tomorrow.
Copy !req
474. - Then call me later.
- Okay.
Copy !req
475. Thanks.
Copy !req
476. I'll call you later.
Copy !req
477. Morning, honey.
Copy !req
478. Dad, I'm so glad I went. Good night.
Copy !req
479. Wait. Wait a minute.
Copy !req
480. How was Lloyd?
Copy !req
481. Lloyd was a gentleman.
He was funny, nervous and strange.
Copy !req
482. I met people I'd never met before.
Then I blew it. I called him "basic."
Copy !req
483. - Can you believe I did that?
- Well...
Copy !req
484. I don't think he's reeling
in embarrassment.
Copy !req
485. Good night.
Copy !req
486. Good night.
Copy !req
487. Lloyd is doomed.
- Meaning?
Copy !req
488. She made this date a family audition,
the kiss of death for Lloyd.
Copy !req
489. - Why?
- Too much pressure. Not his crowd.
Copy !req
490. What's wrong with her?
Copy !req
491. - I told him to be himself.
- He has that nervous talking thing.
Copy !req
492. I told him not to speak.
Copy !req
493. This is a strange thing to say,
but maybe Diane really likes Lloyd.
Copy !req
494. If you were her,
would you honestly fall for Lloyd?
Copy !req
495. - Yeah.
- Yeah.
Copy !req
496. Yeah.
Copy !req
497. Should I wear this dress?
- Yeah.
Copy !req
498. - Or I could always wear this one.
- That's nice.
Copy !req
499. I forgot to tell you
who'll be at dinner tonight.
Copy !req
500. My dad's accountant and two women
that work in his nursing home.
Copy !req
501. I know you don't know them,
but it'll be fun.
Copy !req
502. - Boy, this is a mother dictionary.
- I know. I've had it forever.
Copy !req
503. I used to mark the words
that I looked up.
Copy !req
504. Or I have this one.
Copy !req
505. - Nice one.
- Yeah?
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506. - Yeah, you should wear that.
- Think so?
Copy !req
507. - Better get downstairs, huh?
- I'll change.
Copy !req
508. Great meal, you two.
Copy !req
509. - You look beautiful, Diane.
- Thank you.
Copy !req
510. Same features. See what
a few millimeters can do?
Copy !req
511. What airline are you flying?
- A charter.
Copy !req
512. She's not the greatest flyer.
Copy !req
513. - When she was 8...
- Dad.
Copy !req
514. - Now, why can't I tell the story?
- What story?
Copy !req
515. - If you're gonna tell it, let me.
- Well, let me start.
Copy !req
516. I decide to take her
on her first airplane.
Copy !req
517. I knew how planes flew
but I was nervous.
Copy !req
518. Crash paranoia.
Copy !req
519. I had a list. If babies were on
the plane, it couldn't crash.
Copy !req
520. But their crying meant
they knew something.
Copy !req
521. They closed the doors and she screams,
like nobody I'd ever heard.
Copy !req
522. - You said, "Turn around."
- They did.
Copy !req
523. - Let me finish.
- Okay.
Copy !req
524. So two federal marshals
meet the plane.
Copy !req
525. They take our address and ask us
never to fly the friendly skies again.
Copy !req
526. - You never flew?
- No.
Copy !req
527. But there's more!
Copy !req
528. There was somebody on the plane...
Copy !req
529. who worked in a recording studio.
Copy !req
530. He's making a sound effects record,
and he wants to record her scream.
Copy !req
531. Which they did. And once
in a while on a commercial...
Copy !req
532. you can hear me scream.
Copy !req
533. You two are amazing. You know?
Copy !req
534. The way you... The way you talk.
Copy !req
535. I'm just like that...
I'm not like that with anybody.
Copy !req
536. - Stellar jukebox, sir.
- Thanks.
Copy !req
537. - How do you obtain one of those?
- What did we pay for the Wurlitzer?
Copy !req
538. The guy didn't want to part with it.
A matter of $9000?
Copy !req
539. - So you graduated Lakewood, right?
- Yes, sir.
Copy !req
540. - What are you gonna do now?
- Yeah, Lloyd.
Copy !req
541. What are your plans for the future?
Copy !req
542. Spend as much time as possible
with Diane before she leaves.
Copy !req
543. Seriously.
Copy !req
544. - I'm totally and completely serious.
- No, really.
Copy !req
545. You mean a career?
Copy !req
546. I don't know. I've...
Copy !req
547. I've thought about this quite a bit,
and I would have to say...
Copy !req
548. I don't wanna sell, buy,
or process anything as a career.
Copy !req
549. Or sell anything bought or processed
or buy anything sold or processed...
Copy !req
550. or process anything
sold or bought...
Copy !req
551. or repair anything sold,
bought or processed.
Copy !req
552. My father's in the Army.
Copy !req
553. He wants me to join, but I can't
work for that corporation.
Copy !req
554. So lately I've been kickboxing.
Copy !req
555. Which is a new sport,
but I think it's got a good future.
Copy !req
556. As far as career longevity,
you can't really tell.
Copy !req
557. Eight and six as a fighter is no good.
Copy !req
558. But I can't tell if I'm great
until I've had pro fights.
Copy !req
559. I haven't been knocked down.
Copy !req
560. I can't figure it all out,
so I'm gonna hang with Diane.
Copy !req
561. Hello.
Copy !req
562. - Mr. James Court?
- Can I help you?
Copy !req
563. I'm Mr. Sims. This is Mr. Talbot.
Copy !req
564. We're special agents of the IRS.
Copy !req
565. We'd like to inform you that you're
under criminal investigation...
Copy !req
566. for the tax years
1982 through 1986.
Copy !req
567. Jesus. What, I live in
a palace, right?
Copy !req
568. I have guests here.
Copy !req
569. - Understand the following...
- Speak with my lawyer.
Copy !req
570. You won't answer questions?
Copy !req
571. Just come down to my office.
I have guests.
Copy !req
572. We will be contacting a number
of your business associates...
Copy !req
573. - This evening is over.
and your former wife.
Copy !req
574. Mom, please.
Copy !req
575. I do have a history with this man,
and it's not the greatest.
Copy !req
576. I see you so seldom.
I'd rather hear about you.
Copy !req
577. This is me telling you about me.
Copy !req
578. I don't know if you have a boyfriend.
Copy !req
579. What could be more important
than what's going on with Dad?
Copy !req
580. If we could talk about boys,
everything would be so much easier.
Copy !req
581. Your room is always ready.
You can always come home if you want.
Copy !req
582. All right. What do you want me to do?
Copy !req
583. If they ask you questions...
Copy !req
584. would you please say
something nice about him, Mom?
Copy !req
585. Help him?
Copy !req
586. - All right.
- You will?
Copy !req
587. Okay. Oh, here's Ray.
Copy !req
588. Talk to him. When you don't,
your mouth turns down. Hi!
Copy !req
589. Hello, pretty ladies.
Copy !req
590. Hi, Diane.
Copy !req
591. Hi, Ray.
Copy !req
592. What are you doing after work?
Copy !req
593. I have a break after dinner,
if you wanna stop by.
Copy !req
594. - Wanna do something later?
- I know you think my job's strange.
Copy !req
595. - You don't like old people, do you?
- Sure I do.
Copy !req
596. Come on.
Copy !req
597. I used to work at a smorgasbord.
Copy !req
598. Old people came, and they love to eat.
Copy !req
599. They jammed their mouths, ate with
their mouths open and it was too much.
Copy !req
600. You think about how short life is...
Copy !req
601. and how maybe life has no meaning.
You're frying burgers.
Copy !req
602. Then you're like 60, you die
and what are you doing?
Copy !req
603. I don't need to think about it.
That's the reason I was...
Copy !req
604. But I'm not sure I'm right.
Copy !req
605. That's ageism, being prejudiced
against people because they're old.
Copy !req
606. - Maybe their mouths don't work well.
- Really?
Copy !req
607. Well, you're really
turning me around here.
Copy !req
608. I was looking at it
the wrong way, I think.
Copy !req
609. - Should I still come by?
- Stop by later.
Copy !req
610. - Okay. I will.
- Okay. Bye.
Copy !req
611. I'll see you later. Bye.
Copy !req
612. You have to meet Bess.
Copy !req
613. She's amazing. She's 93.
She's a writer.
Copy !req
614. - And I told her about you.
- You told her about me?
Copy !req
615. What did you say?
Copy !req
616. Just meet her.
Copy !req
617. - Hi.
- Hi.
Copy !req
618. This is Bess. Lloyd, Bess.
Copy !req
619. - Hello.
- Hello.
Copy !req
620. You're too tall.
Copy !req
621. She likes you.
Copy !req
622. Okay, how you doing?
Copy !req
623. I'm Lloyd.
Copy !req
624. We're gonna watch Cocoon. I haven't
seen it but I hear it's good.
Copy !req
625. I hear it makes you happy,
so I figure that's a good film to see.
Copy !req
626. Some older people go to space...
Hope I didn't spoil it.
Copy !req
627. It hasn't started yet, Mr. Taylor.
Copy !req
628. - Thank you.
Good!
Copy !req
629. You gonna stay?
Sure.
Copy !req
630. Why can't I eat popcorn?
I'll get you something.
Copy !req
631. Okay. So here we go with Cocoon.
Copy !req
632. - So they're cool.
- That was good.
Copy !req
633. I feel so bad being with you.
Copy !req
634. I feel like I should be spending
more time with my dad.
Copy !req
635. Half the time I'm with you,
I'm thinking of other things.
Copy !req
636. Everybody does that.
Copy !req
637. I just don't want it to get too heavy.
I feel really overloaded.
Copy !req
638. I have a theory that good things
always happen with bad things.
Copy !req
639. I know you have to deal with them
at the same time but I just...
Copy !req
640. I don't know why they have
to happen at the same time.
Copy !req
641. I wish I could work out a schedule.
Am I babbling? Know what I mean?
Copy !req
642. No.
Copy !req
643. I just can't have a social life now.
Copy !req
644. Don't worry, we're just
having coffee. We'll be anti-social.
Copy !req
645. - Be friends?
- Yeah. With potential.
Copy !req
646. Friends with potential.
Copy !req
647. Keep going in first.
Feel the clutch. Put it in a little.
Copy !req
648. It'll come out. Then you'll feel...
A little more.
Copy !req
649. That's right. Go around, in first.
Keep it in first.
Copy !req
650. It's kind of all right.
Copy !req
651. When you feel you're confident,
if you'll just ease into second...
Copy !req
652. All right. Well, put it...
Copy !req
653. - Am I wrecking my car?
- You are a little bit.
Copy !req
654. But listen...
Copy !req
655. when you feel it start to give,
put the clutch in.
Copy !req
656. - I was putting the gas on when...
- Because... Little more gas.
Copy !req
657. Ease it out. All right.
Don't worry. Minor setback.
Copy !req
658. You feel confident? You feel better.
Copy !req
659. Now go into second. Little more gas.
Copy !req
660. Yeah.
Copy !req
661. You'll get this. No problem.
Copy !req
662. Now, maybe, you downshift. First.
Copy !req
663. - Does this sound normal?
- As you get better, you'll hear less.
Copy !req
664. Brake.
Copy !req
665. Let's switch. Wanna switch?
I'll drive?
Copy !req
666. I'm sorry.
Copy !req
667. - Let's go. You want to?
- Yeah.
Copy !req
668. Are you comfortable?
- Yes.
Copy !req
669. Are you shaking?
Copy !req
670. No.
Copy !req
671. You're shaking.
Copy !req
672. - I don't think so.
- You're cold.
Copy !req
673. - I don't think I am.
- Then why are you shaking?
Copy !req
674. I don't know.
Copy !req
675. I think I'm happy.
Copy !req
676. Here's some blanket.
Copy !req
677. Listen to this song.
It's a really good song.
Copy !req
678. Good morning.
Copy !req
679. - Dad, I'm sorry.
- You should be.
Copy !req
680. - I should have called.
- You bet you should have!
Copy !req
681. Don't make me call the police.
Don't make me call hospitals.
Copy !req
682. Dad, I'm so sorry.
I know this is a bad time.
Copy !req
683. I'm not asking what you did.
I wanna know...
Copy !req
684. if you're okay.
- I'm fine.
Copy !req
685. You wanna make things easier?
Tell me where you were.
Copy !req
686. This is bullshit!
Copy !req
687. - You can say anything to me, you know.
- I know that.
Copy !req
688. I spent the night with him.
Copy !req
689. - Lloyd?
- Dad, yes.
Copy !req
690. And I'm scared to death of what
you must think of me right now.
Copy !req
691. Sit down.
Copy !req
692. Dad, do you know what he did
the first night I went out with him?
Copy !req
693. We were walking across by the 7-11...
Copy !req
694. and he pointed out some glass
for me to walk around.
Copy !req
695. I think of that when people say,
"What are you doing with Lloyd?"
Copy !req
696. And I never get nervous around him.
Copy !req
697. So we started spending all
this time together, as friends.
Copy !req
698. But I could feel him getting anxious.
Copy !req
699. And then...
Copy !req
700. I knew that there would be
a confrontation over getting physical.
Copy !req
701. He started to get that look
at the end of the night.
Copy !req
702. Do you know that look?
Copy !req
703. You know it will be an issue.
Copy !req
704. So I went through all the feelings
and arguments you go through...
Copy !req
705. - Did he ever get rough with you?
- Dad, no.
Copy !req
706. But I didn't want any problems,
so I decided not to sleep with him.
Copy !req
707. But then I attacked him anyway.
Copy !req
708. It always feels good
to tell you the truth.
Copy !req
709. Because...
Copy !req
710. if I can't share it with you,
it's almost like it didn't happen.
Copy !req
711. Did you sleep with her?
Copy !req
712. - I admit nothing.
- It's us.
Copy !req
713. - Look at his face. He did the deed.
- You're an inspiration, Lloyd.
Copy !req
714. All right, calm down.
Nothing's different.
Copy !req
715. Lloyd, listen to me. Everything
has changed. You've had sex.
Copy !req
716. Nothing will ever be the same
between you two.
Copy !req
717. You might be 60, you'll see her,
talk to her, whatever...
Copy !req
718. But what you'll really
be thinking is, "We had sex."
Copy !req
719. - Your point?
- Do something special.
Copy !req
720. - You gotta make a statement.
- Wait...
Copy !req
721. Show her respect.
Show her you're not like Joe.
Copy !req
722. - Wait...
- Above all...
Copy !req
723. just because this happened
gives you no right...
Copy !req
724. - You never let me talk.
- What? I'm sorry. Talk.
Copy !req
725. Forgot what I was gonna say.
Copy !req
726. Okay, I remember.
Copy !req
727. - Let him do what he wants.
- All right.
Copy !req
728. Send her flowers
or write her a letter.
Copy !req
729. I already did.
Copy !req
730. - What's it say?
- Just read it.
Copy !req
731. I can read it?
Copy !req
732. Oh, man.
Copy !req
733. "Dear Diane:
Copy !req
734. I'll always be there for you.
All the love in my heart...
Copy !req
735. Lloyd."
Copy !req
736. I've never gotten a letter
like this. Have you?
Copy !req
737. - I dream about it.
- So, what do you think?
Copy !req
738. - You think I'm...?
- Get ready for greatness, Lloyd.
Copy !req
739. The Cynthia Bramson estate
was worth how much?
Copy !req
740. - Her family...
- Family? Never heard from them.
Copy !req
741. I sold her house for her.
Made her money.
Copy !req
742. Your income, Mr. Court...
Copy !req
743. hasn't changed substantially
in 17 years.
Copy !req
744. That's right.
Copy !req
745. Why would you stay so long
with an operation...
Copy !req
746. that is clearly not
a growth enterprise?
Copy !req
747. Caring for people
isn't a growth enterprise.
Copy !req
748. Write that down.
I'd like your boss to read it.
Copy !req
749. Diane!
Copy !req
750. Ticket to England came today.
Copy !req
751. Maybe I shouldn't go
with all that's happening.
Copy !req
752. You're going.
Copy !req
753. If a friend were in the same position,
I'd tell her to stay.
Copy !req
754. - You're going.
- It doesn't feel right.
Copy !req
755. - I don't even have the right luggage.
- Bon voyage.
Copy !req
756. - You're not listening to me.
- Let's stop this right now.
Copy !req
757. Let's not put our energy
into something ridiculous.
Copy !req
758. This isn't smart thinking.
Copy !req
759. Why are you acting this way?
Is it because of the other morning?
Copy !req
760. You love him?
Copy !req
761. - I like him a lot.
- Now, I know you like him.
Copy !req
762. He's not like those
frat kids you dislike.
Copy !req
763. But when the excitement wears off...
Copy !req
764. what are you gonna talk about?
Copy !req
765. You'll be in an
international think tank...
Copy !req
766. and he's gonna be
kicking punching bags.
Copy !req
767. I think you should break up with him.
Copy !req
768. Unbelievable. This is a nightmare.
Copy !req
769. It'd be best to get on
that plane with no strings...
Copy !req
770. because once you leave,
things will change.
Copy !req
771. I've talked about this
with you and with him.
Copy !req
772. It's well-covered territory.
Copy !req
773. I'm not asking you to sever
all relations with the boy.
Copy !req
774. Give him a present. Here.
Copy !req
775. Let him know you still care.
Give him this pen.
Copy !req
776. A pen?
Copy !req
777. Dad, in a million years,
I would never give him a pen.
Copy !req
778. Why can't I have fun? I like him.
Copy !req
779. "I like him"? I'm talking
about being honest and decent...
Copy !req
780. Dad, I love him.
Copy !req
781. Great.
Copy !req
782. No, that's great.
Copy !req
783. It's great to hear
you say that because...
Copy !req
784. I don't know.
What, am I being selfish?
Copy !req
785. Why am I so fixated?
Copy !req
786. Maybe because I've got
a lot of troubles with...
Copy !req
787. Is that it? Am I being selfish?
Copy !req
788. I want you to have everything.
Is that wrong?
Copy !req
789. I owe you an apology.
Copy !req
790. I've just got a few weeks
left with you and we...
Copy !req
791. I don't know what I'm trying to say.
Copy !req
792. They think I'm guilty.
Copy !req
793. Some computer spits out your name
and another honest man...
Copy !req
794. What's the goddamn point?
Copy !req
795. Live your life.
Copy !req
796. - I love you.
- Oh, Dad, I'm so sorry.
Copy !req
797. All right now, power left!
Copy !req
798. Power right!
Copy !req
799. - Who's world champ?
- Don "The Dragon" Wilson!
Copy !req
800. Lloyd! Telephone!
Copy !req
801. Keep kicking.
Copy !req
802. Hello?
Copy !req
803. Hi.
Copy !req
804. How you doing?
Copy !req
805. Yeah, they actually pay me for this.
Copy !req
806. I'll pick you up in an hour.
Copy !req
807. See you later.
Copy !req
808. Check your mail tomorrow.
Copy !req
809. I sent you a letter. A blue letter.
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810. - It came yesterday.
- It did?
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811. - It was wonderful.
- You didn't tell me?
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812. - It was wonderful.
- I never sent a letter like that.
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813. I sent it... Well, I don't know...
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814. I wanted to say something
but I didn't.
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815. But I think I want to now.
But I'm not sure.
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816. Many say it and don't mean it,
but I think I do.
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817. - So I wanted to say...
- We don't have to say it.
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818. - How do you know what it is?
- I don't...
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819. but thank you.
- I love you.
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820. - I said it.
- I know.
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821. - Let's not put things on this level.
- What? This is a good level.
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822. Isn't it?
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823. - How can I look at you and say this?
- Say what?
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824. I think we should spend
some time apart.
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825. - What's wrong?
- Well...
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826. I need to study...
- You need to study?
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827. How much time do you need?
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828. You'll be leaving soon,
so I'm just asking.
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829. We'll see.
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830. Okay.
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831. - It's good knowing this.
- Yeah.
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832. Wait a minute.
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833. What did we just decide?
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834. - We decided...
- Did you break up with me?
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835. - It sounded like it.
- We decided to be friends.
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836. It sounds terrible but...
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837. If we're friends,
can't we see each other?
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838. I think that we should stop
going out on dates.
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839. Oh.
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840. I feel like a dick.
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841. - You must think I'm a dick.
- No.
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842. - I don't.
- You do.
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843. We shared the most intimate thing.
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844. - You shared it with a dick.
- No, I didn't.
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845. - Is this because of your dad?
- No.
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846. Did you talk to Corey?
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847. - Why? Did you tell her?
- She figured it out.
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848. No, she'll tell everybody,
but that's fine.
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849. - Did you tell anybody?
- Just my dad.
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850. You told your dad?
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851. You have Corey and D.C.
I have my dad.
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852. I'm sorry I said that.
I said what I thought I meant...
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853. but forget it.
- Lloyd.
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854. - "I love you." Okay?
- What are you doing with your hands?
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855. You're talking like that girl Sheila.
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856. Don't be mean!
This is hard for me too.
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857. Then don't do it.
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858. Shit.
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859. Would you just take this pen,
please, and write me?
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860. I don't believe this.
You just broke up with me.
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861. Hello, Constance? It's me, Lloyd.
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862. Nothing. I'm just driving around.
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863. She broke up with me.
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864. What do I do? How can I get her back?
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865. I can't get her to talk to me.
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866. It's all so fucked up.
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867. I feel like crying.
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868. She gave me a pen.
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869. I gave her my heart.
She gave me a pen.
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870. Just come home, okay?
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871. I'll be home soon.
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872. Most don't know what
to do after graduation.
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873. But I've got guaranteed
skill training. In the Army.
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874. Reserve the Army's sought-after
technical training...
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875. 12 months in advance.
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876. It's me. Cruising around.
I know I haven't called you lately.
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877. I didn't wanna be reminded of Diane.
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878. I've wiped her from my mind. I don't
remember when or where I knew her.
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879. Here's the site of our
controversial first date.
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880. I met her in a mall.
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881. I should've known
our relationship was doomed.
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882. To our left, we have...
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883. the street where we broke up!
Here's the path we took.
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884. Corey, I guess I blamed you
for letting me send the letter.
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885. But I thought it was right too.
I think I know too many girls.
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886. I should hang with more guys.
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887. I should be like those guys who hang
at the AM-PM or the Gas 'n' Sip.
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888. But do guys like that
know the answers?
Copy !req
889. No babe is worth it, you know?
Copy !req
890. We'll teach you bibles of truths.
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891. You can't trust them. Know what it is?
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892. They spend your money and tell
their friends. It's economics.
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893. You gotta find a girl
who looks just like her...
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894. nail her and dump her.
Get her off your mind.
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895. Diane Court is a show pony.
You need a stallion, my friend.
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896. - Walk with us and walk tall.
Walk tall.
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897. - Bitches, man!
Give him a complex.
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898. - Dude, I better bail.
Okay, man.
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899. - Later, Luke.
- Be cool, man.
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900. I got a question.
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901. If you know so much about women...
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902. why are you at a Gas 'n' Sip alone
on a Saturday, with no women anywhere?
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903. - By choice, man.
- It's a conscious choice.
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904. We're choosing to be here.
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905. - I'm choosing it.
- Dude, where'd she dump you, man?
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906. - My car.
- Your car?
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907. - Dissed in the Malibu?
- Oh, heinous!
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908. - That's your castle, man.
- No chance with a girl like that.
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909. Hey, man. I was in love once, man.
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910. I got hurt really bad.
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911. I never wanna go through that again.
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912. - You're bringing me down!
- Shut up, man!
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913. We're going to a kegger.
We'd like you to come.
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914. We're gonna find you a babe, man.
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915. We're gonna find you one hot babe.
Instantly! Promise!
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916. One hot babe for you!
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917. I won't meet a girl
like Diane at a kegger.
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918. She was different. We didn't even have
to go out to go out. We'd just hang.
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919. The girl made me trust myself, man.
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920. I was walking around,
feeling satisfied.
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921. Can you imagine that?
And then she cuts me loose.
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922. I don't know why. She won't say.
Who knows the reason?
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923. Maybe it's her father. She won't
talk to me. Won't look at me.
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924. Come on!
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925. - Christ, what's up with you?
- You're freaking out!
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926. - Chill, man!
- You're wigging.
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927. He's wigging, man
He's wigging
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928. I don't even feel that way
about my car.
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929. He's wigging every day
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930. Dude, name a babe, okay?
Any babe in Seattle. I'll set you up.
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931. Diane Court!
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932. Dude, I can't do it, buddy.
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933. Lloyd, Lloyd
All null and void
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934. Listen to the truth
You're trying to avoid, Lloyd
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935. That was a mistake.
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936. The rain on my car is a baptism.
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937. I'm the new me.
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938. Ice-man.
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939. Power-Lloyd. My assault
on the world begins now.
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940. I believe in myself. Answer to no one.
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941. You got it all figured out.
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942. If you start out depressed,
everything's a pleasant surprise.
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943. Look, why don't you
just call Diane again?
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944. I stop at seven unreturned calls.
Copy !req
945. Understand that her family
is being ripped apart.
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946. Like you and she were ripped apart.
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947. Like Joe and I were ripped apart.
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948. - Visit her at the home.
- I'm not going back there.
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949. - I don't even know her.
- Why are you like this?
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950. - Because I'm a guy. I have pride.
- You're not a guy.
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951. I am.
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952. The world is full of guys. Be a man.
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953. Don't be a guy.
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954. If she wants me, she can come to me.
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955. Hi. Lloyd.
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956. - This is my eighth and final call.
- Pick it up if you want.
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957. I've thought about it all, and I've
decided to give you another chance.
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958. Maybe only your father is listening.
Hey, Mr. Court. Hello.
Copy !req
959. - If I get it, we'll get back together.
- Then don't.
Copy !req
960. Maybe I didn't know you.
Maybe the world is a mirage...
Copy !req
961. and everyone's hurtling
toward necropolis.
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962. Maybe there's good in this.
You're probably screening.
Copy !req
963. Just one other thing. The letter
I wrote you. Could you rip it up?
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964. Nuke it. Destroy it.
It hurts me to know it's out there.
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965. Could you do that for me?
Copy !req
966. All right. Later.
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967. Hello?
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968. Hi.
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969. - Is it for your wife?
- I'm unmarried. It's for my daughter.
Copy !req
970. - Going to school?
- She won a fellowship.
Copy !req
971. Good for her.
Copy !req
972. - I'll take the whole set.
- Excellent.
Copy !req
973. You got the best smile
I've seen all week.
Copy !req
974. Thanks. I like yours too.
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975. I don't know your name,
but what are you doing for lunch?
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976. I'm sorry, but they
turned down your card.
Copy !req
977. Oh! Well, here.
Let me give you another card.
Copy !req
978. Thanks.
Copy !req
979. I'm afraid I can't accept this either.
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980. There's a decline code.
I'm supposed to confiscate it...
Copy !req
981. but why don't you keep it?
Copy !req
982. - Keep it.
- Are you sure?
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983. Yeah, I don't want it.
Copy !req
984. Thank you very much.
You've been very kind.
Copy !req
985. Dad, are you okay in there?
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986. I'm just finishing up in here!
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987. Regarding James Court?
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988. Room 14.
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989. I'm supposed to be leaving
on a fellowship...
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990. that I worked for my entire life,
and I don't even care.
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991. I met this boy over the summer...
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992. and we can't talk because of this.
I can't talk to my dad.
Copy !req
993. I wore these clothes. I thought...
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994. if I looked right,
someone would talk to me.
Copy !req
995. But I look and feel awful.
Could you please talk to me?
Copy !req
996. Be a little decent.
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997. We believe your father
has a large pool of cash...
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998. from phony billing, phony patients.
Copy !req
999. We've been investigating him.
When they die, he takes their money.
Copy !req
1000. Pardon me?
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1001. Check it out for yourself.
See if your father fits the profile.
Copy !req
1002. - What's the profile?
- Take a look around the house.
Copy !req
1003. Are there a lot of rugs,
pieces of art, stereo equipment?
Copy !req
1004. Things bought with cash?
Does he give lots of gifts?
Copy !req
1005. - Do the major items in your house...?
- You want me to say something.
Copy !req
1006. Don't let his business
infect your life.
Copy !req
1007. - How can you say that?
- He's guilty.
Copy !req
1008. No. He's not.
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1009. We have the records.
We have the proof.
Copy !req
1010. I'm sorry to have to tell you this...
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1011. but it's going to get worse.
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1012. If I were you,
I would take that fellowship.
Copy !req
1013. Dad?
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1014. Anybody home?
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1015. They made me doubt you.
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1016. What happened to you?
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1017. Did you do it?
Did you take that money?
Copy !req
1018. Sweetheart, no. Don't be ridiculous.
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1019. - Swear to God. I need the truth.
- Honey!
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1020. - Swear to God.
- I swear to God.
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1021. I found the money.
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1022. It's not what you think.
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1023. - What am I supposed to think?
- About what?
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1024. You stole from them! You lied to me!
Copy !req
1025. - How do you think I feel?
- You know what this money is?
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1026. No, you don't! It's not for me!
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1027. It's for when you
get back from England...
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1028. so you don't have to
depend on anybody.
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1029. I take better care of those people
than their families!
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1030. I care for them, give them flowers,
feed them, wipe their mouths!
Copy !req
1031. - But you stole from them!
- I make their lives better!
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1032. You let me defend you.
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1033. You knew you were guilty, and you
let me become a part of it! How...?
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1034. Go ahead. When I'm old, give me
someone like me, but go ahead.
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1035. I trusted you. I stood up in court
five years ago and picked you!
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1036. Why are you being so hateful to me?
Because of Lloyd?
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1037. No. I told you everything,
and you lied to me.
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1038. - I would've done anything for you.
- Work it out.
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1039. No! I will.
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1040. I won't leave anything out
because I can say anything to you.
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1041. - You're a liar and a thief.
- Easy. I'm the only dad you got.
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1042. I'm so ashamed.
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1043. Don't say that. It's not good for you.
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1044. You're right.
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1045. No, talk... Diane!
Wait a minute! Talk...
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1046. Someone's here to see you.
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1047. Lloyd?
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1048. God.
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1049. Lloyd, I'm sorry.
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1050. What do you want?
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1051. I'm sorry.
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1052. What do you want?
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1053. My father's guilty. He lied to me.
He lied to everybody.
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1054. I just left home.
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1055. I need you.
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1056. You do?
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1057. Everything else means nothing to me.
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1058. If I hurt you again, I'll die.
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1059. Hurt me again? Not a chance.
Copy !req
1060. - Don't worry about it.
- I love you.
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1061. - What?
- I love you.
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1062. How many more times
do I have to say it?
Copy !req
1063. One more time would be nice.
Copy !req
1064. I love you.
Copy !req
1065. Please.
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1066. I love you.
Copy !req
1067. One question.
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1068. Are you here because you need someone,
or because you need me?
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1069. Forget it. I don't care.
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1070. I need you.
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1071. I love you.
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1072. - $ 75,000 fine and no jail.
- I can't do that.
Copy !req
1073. This guy has been ripping off Grandma
and Grandpa for 17 years.
Copy !req
1074. - I'd love to hear his story.
- $ 100,000 and three months?
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1075. 125,000 and nine months.
Copy !req
1076. I can accept that.
Copy !req
1077. - The state takes the home.
- He can serve immediately.
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1078. - I can put that together.
- I'll confirm this with my client.
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1079. - I'll push it past my boss.
- All right.
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1080. Just sleep.
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1081. I brought her here,
but she won't get out of the car.
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1082. I wanted her to see you.
If you go away...
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1083. and not deal with
your family stuff, you just...
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1084. - You going to England with her?
- Let's discuss that.
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1085. Are you?
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1086. Am I going?
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1087. Am I going to England?
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1088. I realize what I should do
is carve out a goal for my future...
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1089. and find out what I want
to do with my life.
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1090. Diane and I can wait
for each other, right?
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1091. She's gonna run off
with some English guy? No way.
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1092. I admire you for not hitching a ride.
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1093. - She's not like you.
- I know.
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1094. - She's very successful. Very talented.
- I know.
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1095. But then I reconsidered. Because
what I want to do with my life...
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1096. what I want to do for a living,
is be with your daughter.
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1097. I'm good at it.
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1098. You're a distraction,
not a permanent part of her life.
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1099. I'm the distraction
going with her to England.
Copy !req
1100. - Are you all right, sir? You okay?
- I'm incarcerated, Lloyd!
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1101. I don't deserve to lose
my daughter over this.
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1102. I don't deserve you as my go-between.
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1103. I can't fathom how she could
choose mediocrity...
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1104. the way she has with you!
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1105. I have a letter from your daughter.
Copy !req
1106. - Thank you, Lloyd.
Visiting hours are now over.
Copy !req
1107. All visitors must check out
at the main office.
Copy !req
1108. I don't know which version she sent.
Copy !req
1109. - "The disappointment I feel..."
- I know this part. Keep reading.
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1110. She can't still be angry at this.
Copy !req
1111. - It's gotta get better.
- It does, if it's signed "I love you."
Copy !req
1112. Just her name.
Copy !req
1113. Just knowing that version exists,
that she did write "I love you"...
Copy !req
1114. that's a good thing, right?
It's gotta be a good thing.
Copy !req
1115. Hello.
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1116. Hi.
Copy !req
1117. I don't know what to say,
except goodbye.
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1118. You could have told me the truth.
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1119. I'm so sorry.
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1120. I love you, Dad.
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1121. Write me.
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1122. Wing adjustments.
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1123. It's like a roller coaster.
Everybody likes them.
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1124. - Blink if you're fine.
- I'm fine.
Copy !req
1125. Good, it's all very normal.
Copy !req
1126. - Very standard for a 747.
- Okay.
Copy !req
1127. If anything happens, it usually
happens in the first five minutes.
Copy !req
1128. So when the smoking sign
goes "ding," all is okay.
Copy !req
1129. Good to know.
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1130. I'll keep talking until that
"ding" happens, which is soon.
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1131. Personalized flight kit from Corey.
Books, cassettes, magazines?
Copy !req
1132. Not right now, thanks.
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1133. How's it going?
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1134. Nobody thought we'd do this.
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1135. Nobody really thinks
it will work, do they?
Copy !req
1136. No.
Copy !req
1137. You just described
every great success story.
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1138. It's all right.
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1139. I know.
Copy !req
1140. - Where's the "ding"?
- It's coming.
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1141. Any second now.
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1142. Any second now.
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