1. Grant us, Lord, the wisdom
and the grace to use right...Copy !req
2. the time that is left to us
here on Earth.Copy !req
3. Lead us to repent of our sins,
the evil we have done...Copy !req
4. and the good we have not done.Copy !req
5. And strengthen us to follow
the steps of Your son...Copy !req
6. in the way that leads to
the fullness of eternal life.Copy !req
7. For Jesus Christ, Our Lord,
Amen.Copy !req
8. Amen.Copy !req
9. Bastard!Copy !req
10. Still owes me for a lobster.Copy !req
11. It's like that David Bowie film:
"The Man Who Fell to Earth".Copy !req
12. No, it's not! Trevethyn jumped
off a plane without a parachute.Copy !req
13. - In the film, Bowie was an alien.
- "Is" an alien.Copy !req
14. Don't start with that bollocks.Copy !req
15. There are many people in
show biz that are from off-world.Copy !req
16. Have you ever looked
into David Bowie's eyes?Copy !req
17. By that same token, you could
say that Charlie was an alien.Copy !req
18. Exactly!Copy !req
19. - Charlie, more wine?
- Thanks, Grace.Copy !req
20. - House looks lovely!
- Oh, thank you.Copy !req
21. - Maurice?
- Yeah, thank you.Copy !req
22. - Thank you, Grace.
- Thank you, Grace.Copy !req
23. - Tongue. Sausage rolls in the kitchen.
- Thank you.Copy !req
24. - Wash your hands.
- Okay.Copy !req
25. Grace, who are you looking for?Copy !req
26. Matthew, there you are!Copy !req
27. Would you check the humidifier in
the greenhouse? I completely forgot.Copy !req
28. It's done! I did it yesterday
when you asked me.Copy !req
29. Don't know what I'd do without him.Copy !req
30. What kind of injuries would someone
have if they fell from that height?Copy !req
31. - Very bad ones.
- Why did he do it?Copy !req
32. We don't really know.Copy !req
33. Maybe he thought he was going to the
bathroom and picked the wrong door.Copy !req
34. Yes, very likely.
Would you excuse me?Copy !req
35. - I'm gonna get you!
- No, you're not! You can't catch me!Copy !req
36. Matt.Copy !req
37. - Have you got any?
- No. There's none about.Copy !req
38. Matthew.Copy !req
39. - Alright, come on.
- Good.Copy !req
40. She's not here, Grace.Copy !req
41. - Who's not here?
- She left just after the service.Copy !req
42. - Did you talk to her?
- No.Copy !req
43. - Do you think she'll leave?
- She loves it here.Copy !req
44. Diana thinks it was an accident.
He was just looking for the lavatory.Copy !req
45. I imagine he went
on the way down.Copy !req
46. Is this the last of it?Copy !req
47. Enjoy. It's gonna be
a long cold winter.Copy !req
48. All right, Alfred?Copy !req
49. - Hi, Dr. Bamford!
- Hi, Matthew.Copy !req
50. I wonder if you could
do me a favor, doctor.Copy !req
51. My ear needs to be
looked at again. It's still...Copy !req
52. still giving me gyp. I'll pop
into the surgery tomorrow.Copy !req
53. Okay. Well, I'd better be off.Copy !req
54. There's reports of salmon
poachers out in the estuary.Copy !req
55. You alright?Copy !req
56. You have no idea.Copy !req
57. My mom wanted to get
one of those dishwashers.Copy !req
58. My dad said "no".
She's already got one. Him.Copy !req
59. If there's anything I can do,
Grace, you know, in the house...Copy !req
60. Well, everyone's been
very kind, but, really...Copy !req
61. I'm fine.
- I'll do that.Copy !req
62. No, it's...Copy !req
63. Harvey!Copy !req
64. I'm fine.Copy !req
65. Right-o.Copy !req
66. - Morning, Matthew.
- Hi ya.Copy !req
67. - Hello, Joyce.
- Good morning, Grace.Copy !req
68. - Morning, Tom!
- Hello, Grace!Copy !req
69. Good morning, ladies.Copy !req
70. Morning, Grace.Copy !req
71. I'd like a package of paracetamol
and I'd like to settle my account.Copy !req
72. Oh, no... We've...Copy !req
73. Lost our accounts. Why don't
you pay us next month?Copy !req
74. - Lost the accounts?
- Yes.Copy !req
75. It's very mysterious.Copy !req
76. - I'll just take the paracetamol.
- Right so.Copy !req
77. How much is that?Copy !req
78. Five pence.Copy !req
79. No, it's £1,25 on the box.Copy !req
80. Special offer.Copy !req
81. Thank you.Copy !req
82. Right. Thank you.Copy !req
83. - Bye-bye now.
- Bye-bye.Copy !req
84. I can extend the overdraft...Copy !req
85. a bit. And maybe you can find out
if there's a life insurance policy.Copy !req
86. - Investments.
- I don't understand, it's a mistake.Copy !req
87. Your late husband used the house
as an asset to raise capital.Copy !req
88. As you have no children,
you'll inherit the estate...Copy !req
89. but you'll also inherit
the mortgage.Copy !req
90. Fine. The house's 300 years old.
The mortgage must be paid off by now.Copy !req
91. You don't understand.Copy !req
92. He used the house as collateral
for loans to finance business deals.Copy !req
93. None of which,
actually, took off.Copy !req
94. - What about the money he left me?
- There isn't any.Copy !req
95. And there are
the mortgage payments.Copy !req
96. - How much are they?
- Two thousand pounds a month.Copy !req
97. I'll be up your flu
in a minute or twoCopy !req
98. Cause I know where to find itCopy !req
99. It's on your back
and it's called...Copy !req
100. Hey, how are you doing?Copy !req
101. Matthew, I've got some
bad news, I'm afraid.Copy !req
102. I know.Copy !req
103. - Have you tried plant food?
- I tried everything.Copy !req
104. They died on purpose.
I even talk to them.Copy !req
105. - What do you say?
- "Would you mind not dying?"Copy !req
106. You really are
a crap gardener, Matthew.Copy !req
107. What do I know about plants?
I'm from Glasgow!Copy !req
108. - I hate this. I really hate this.
- Will somebody else do it?Copy !req
109. - We're sea people.
- He's not. He's a doctor!Copy !req
110. I don't have a fabulous record when
it comes to keeping things alive.Copy !req
111. It's like the signs.Copy !req
112. What signs?Copy !req
113. Armageddon.Copy !req
114. Final conflict.
A man falls from the sky...Copy !req
115. you lose your job,
and all the plants are dying.Copy !req
116. I meant to do that.Copy !req
117. Do you have
a stock portfolio, perhaps?Copy !req
118. - What's that?
- I don't know.Copy !req
119. I just thought you might have one.Copy !req
120. No, there's nothing like that. It's
just bills and letters of credit.Copy !req
121. I don't understand. There are accounts
here of companies I haven't heard of.Copy !req
122. We've got a Swiss bank account.Copy !req
123. There's nothing in it,
but we do have one.Copy !req
124. I'm sure there's something
tucked away somewhere.Copy !req
125. That's what I thought, Gerald.Copy !req
126. But no. No, there's not.Copy !req
127. There's nothing!Copy !req
128. What in God's name
am I going to do?Copy !req
129. - Are you alright? You look peaky.
- I'm fine.Copy !req
130. - I've just a bad hangover.
- I can't remember if we drank much.Copy !req
131. God, you're really ill.
You never get hangovers...Copy !req
132. - I'll be fine once I get on the boat.
- You shouldn't go to work.Copy !req
133. I think you should
see the doctor.Copy !req
134. I can't see anyone
without an appointment.Copy !req
135. - Tea?
- Yes, please!Copy !req
136. Hey, what are you doing?
Get off! Get off of there!Copy !req
137. Given your recent troubles, we
rather thought you'd want to cancel.Copy !req
138. It's only a tea party.
We could have it anywhere.Copy !req
139. But we always have it here.
It's tradition.Copy !req
140. I've been working
on a new hybrid.Copy !req
141. "Phalanopsis pathopedilum."
It's beautiful!Copy !req
142. Alright, ladies.
Back to business.Copy !req
143. Do we invite Dr. Bamford...Copy !req
144. given his disgraceful
display last year?Copy !req
145. No! Come on, sir.
Off the mower!Copy !req
146. - What's going on?
- Afternoon, Mrs. Trevethyn.Copy !req
147. Hello, Bob. Terry.Copy !req
148. - How's your mom's hip, Bob?
- Much better, thanks.Copy !req
149. - Good, good.
- They wanna take the lawn mower.Copy !req
150. It's the finance company.
There haven't been any payments.Copy !req
151. Well, you'd better take it, then.Copy !req
152. I'm really sorry.Copy !req
153. Matthew! Matthew,
you don't have to do this.Copy !req
154. It's alright! You paid me
till the end of the week.Copy !req
155. I don't believe he even lied
about the lawn mower.Copy !req
156. He lied about everything.Copy !req
157. - Can't you get a job?
- What could I do?Copy !req
158. You could...Copy !req
159. - Do you want a cup of tea?
- No, thank you.Copy !req
160. Matthew...Copy !req
161. I'm really sorry about your job.
- It's alright.Copy !req
162. You're gonna have to get a goat.Copy !req
163. - If there's anything else I can do.
- I was hoping you would say that.Copy !req
164. - Why?
- Grace...Copy !req
165. you are the best gardener
in the world.Copy !req
166. I've got some plants
that are really sick.Copy !req
167. - They desperately need help.
- Well, where are they?Copy !req
168. What?Copy !req
169. - Why are you whispering?
- I don't wanna wake up any squirrels.Copy !req
170. Just through here. Here!Copy !req
171. - Are these Gerald's plants?
- No, no. They're mine.Copy !req
172. I think I may have
over watered them.Copy !req
173. I'm not stupid, Matthew.
I know what this is.Copy !req
174. What is it?Copy !req
175. - Hemp.
- Is it?Copy !req
176. - Alright, it's hemp.
- They're not getting enough light.Copy !req
177. They're never going to grow
in the dark down here.Copy !req
178. - I didn't want anybody to see them.
- You wouldn't, would you?Copy !req
179. For these poor things to grow, they
need some decent soil and better light.Copy !req
180. Okay, thanks.Copy !req
181. Come on, let's take one back to the
greenhouse, see what we can do.Copy !req
182. You may not want to do that.Copy !req
183. I'm a gardener.
These are sick plants.Copy !req
184. Alright.Copy !req
185. - Look! There's Gerald!
- He won't see us. His eyes are bad.Copy !req
186. Quick! Quick!Copy !req
187. - Where have you been?
- It's brilliant, Nicky.Copy !req
188. - I've saved the plants.
- How?Copy !req
189. - I called in an expert.
- Who?Copy !req
190. The best gardener in the world.Copy !req
191. - Grace!
- Grace?Copy !req
192. It's fantastic! It's compensation
for laying me off. Isn't that nice?Copy !req
193. - I don't know.
- What do you mean, you don't know?Copy !req
194. Hasn't she got enough problems
without getting into drugs?Copy !req
195. - What are you talking about, drugs?
- You know what I'm talking about.Copy !req
196. They're still illegal.
She's very vulnerable just now.Copy !req
197. I hope you're not
taking advantage of her.Copy !req
198. I'm doing this for us!Copy !req
199. - Is this how you say "thanks"?
- No.Copy !req
200. I've got a much better way.Copy !req
201. Congratulations, Mr. Stuart.Copy !req
202. You are tonight's
lucky Scotsman.Copy !req
203. - Well, I either am or I'm not.
- No, no, you definitely are.Copy !req
204. Pregnant indeed.Copy !req
205. - Is that a good thing?
- Yes.Copy !req
206. Yes, it's brilliant.Copy !req
207. Any idea who the father is?Copy !req
208. I think I know. I saw some of the
chromosomes had little kilts on.Copy !req
209. Very funny.Copy !req
210. I do have some bad news, though.Copy !req
211. - What?
- There's a risk of ginger hair.Copy !req
212. - Piss off.
- How are all our plants doing?Copy !req
213. He's called in an expert.Copy !req
214. Sounds good.Copy !req
215. Don't mention the baby yet. I wanna
tell him when the time is right.Copy !req
216. What baby? Have a sweetie.Copy !req
217. - Will she live, doctor?
- I think so.Copy !req
218. - Where did these seeds come from?
- A guy in a pub in Bodmin.Copy !req
219. I mean what kind are they?Copy !req
220. They're "Indicasativa" hybrids.Copy !req
221. "Purple Haze" with "Early Pearl"
crossed with "Ruderalis".Copy !req
222. But anyway, they're designed to
grow in a very sunny climate.Copy !req
223. If you say so.Copy !req
224. Is it the bud the bit
you're after?Copy !req
225. Look.Copy !req
226. - What is it?
- That's the start of a new bud.Copy !req
227. You did that in 24 hours?Copy !req
228. - You're a witch.
- It's not me, really.Copy !req
229. It's just a question
of having enough light.Copy !req
230. No light, no buds.
Simple.Copy !req
231. - Yes?
- Is it alright if I park there?Copy !req
232. - Yes.
- Dogs?Copy !req
233. - Dogs?
- Dogs. Do you have dogs?Copy !req
234. Postmen and surveyors.
Irresistible to our canine friends.Copy !req
235. - No, there's no dogs.
- Good.Copy !req
236. Yes, fabulous hall.Copy !req
237. - Can I help you?
- No, no. I'm fine on my own.Copy !req
238. - Tea is always nice.
- You've come to the wrong house.Copy !req
239. I'm sorry, Nigel Plimpton.Copy !req
240. Trevethyn? Liac House?Copy !req
241. Evaluation for Ramptons
redebts outstanding.Copy !req
242. It's a standard procedure before
a house is put up for auction.Copy !req
243. But the house is not for auction.Copy !req
244. I'm afraid it will be.Copy !req
245. Here, look.Copy !req
246. People in your position often
stop opening their mail...Copy !req
247. so I'm the first real proof
it's all happening.Copy !req
248. I'll beg you to leave, please.Copy !req
249. I'm sorry. I can't.Copy !req
250. - I really must do this.
- I'd like you to leave as well.Copy !req
251. Call the office to reschedule.Copy !req
252. Thank you.Copy !req
253. Ramptons is an enormous
investment trust.Copy !req
254. John's syndicate
took a huge tumble.Copy !req
255. I'd no idea he had
business interest in the city.Copy !req
256. Yes, but how much do I owe them?Copy !req
257. If you don't pay the money owing,
they can claim any or all...Copy !req
258. of your assets.Copy !req
259. This, of course,
would include...Copy !req
260. the house.
- How much do I owe them, Melvyn?Copy !req
261. 300 thousand pounds.Copy !req
262. Approximately.Copy !req
263. Bastard!Copy !req
264. - Matthew?
- Yeah?Copy !req
265. You know that plant...Copy !req
266. I'm looking after for you?Copy !req
267. - How much is it worth?
- It hasn't died, has it?Copy !req
268. No, no, it's thriving!
I just...Copy !req
269. wondered how much
you'd get for it.Copy !req
270. Ounce for ounce, the really good
stuff is worth more than gold.Copy !req
271. Greenhouse, now!Copy !req
272. Here's what I think: we take
cuttings from the mother plant...Copy !req
273. root them, grow them hydroponically
and go straight to budding.Copy !req
274. We could have the first harvest
in a matter of weeks.Copy !req
275. You could clear what you need in the
1st run and in the time you've got.Copy !req
276. You haven't given it
any thought, then.Copy !req
277. You can't tell anybody.Copy !req
278. He just started.
We've got at least an hour.Copy !req
279. - Sorry.
- You've done it allCopy !req
280. You've broken every codeCopy !req
281. Hold the rebel to the floorCopy !req
282. You've spoiled the game
No matter what you sayCopy !req
283. For only metal
What a boreCopy !req
284. Be reasonable.
That piece is worth that alone!Copy !req
285. I'm being very fair, Mrs. T.
Very good price I'm giving you.Copy !req
286. - It's daylight robbery!
- What else do you got?Copy !req
287. Come and see me
Make me smileCopy !req
288. Or do what you wantCopy !req
289. Run on wildCopy !req
290. There's nothing leftCopy !req
291. All gone and runawayCopy !req
292. Maybe you'll tarry
For a whileCopy !req
293. - Is it this blue one, Jack?
- That's right.Copy !req
294. It's just a test
A game for us to playCopy !req
295. Hi, Grace.Copy !req
296. - Hello, Nicky!
- I haven't seen you for days.Copy !req
297. - Are you okay?
- Yes! Busy.Copy !req
298. What are you doing?Copy !req
299. I'm building a fence.
Keep out the rabbits.Copy !req
300. With electrical wire?Copy !req
301. - It's an electric fence.
- Okay.Copy !req
302. Is Matt up at the house? I just
gotta see him about something.Copy !req
303. No, he's out. He's looking
for a transformer.Copy !req
304. For the electric fence.Copy !req
305. If you do see him, would you tell
him I'll meet him at the pub at 7?Copy !req
306. Yeah, right-o.Copy !req
307. - Bye!
- Bye!Copy !req
308. Good book, is it?Copy !req
309. Oh, Jackie Collins.Copy !req
310. I'm reading a Kafka at the
moment. Not very funny.Copy !req
311. Except the one about a bloke that
turns into a beetle. Really wacky.Copy !req
312. Wouldn't get anybody turning
into a beetle in a Jackie Collins.Copy !req
313. You might get someone
sleeping with a beetle.Copy !req
314. "He wrapped her up, in his
stick-like arms, all six of them...Copy !req
315. tapping her sensuously
on the head...Copy !req
316. with his wiggly wobbly aerials."Copy !req
317. That's it. If he comes in now,
tell him I left in a huff.Copy !req
318. - Alright, love.
- Good night.Copy !req
319. - Probably lying in your couch asleep.
- Yeah, you're right.Copy !req
320. Sorry.Copy !req
321. It gives me great pleasure to ask
Dame Reggae Spliff of Port Liac...Copy !req
322. to switch on this year's
illumination.Copy !req
323. Thank you, thank you,
thank you.Copy !req
324. When I die
And they lay me to restCopy !req
325. Gonna go to the place that's the bestCopy !req
326. When they lay me down to dieCopy !req
327. Going up to the spirit in the skyCopy !req
328. Going up to the spirit in the skyCopy !req
329. - Where are you?
- Here we are...Copy !req
330. I'm gonna go to a place that's bestCopy !req
331. They were up at the house,
I swear it.Copy !req
332. I told you.Copy !req
333. - That's a lot of light.
- Let's call the police...Copy !req
334. and the RAF.
They'll wanna be included.Copy !req
335. Let's just go back into the pub.
I wanna discuss something with you.Copy !req
336. Are you out of your fucking mind?
We gotta save Grace!Copy !req
337. I know what's causing the lights.
Just get back into the pub.Copy !req
338. - Is it gonna blow?
- No, I don't think so.Copy !req
339. That's it.Copy !req
340. - Well, how do you know?
- I've seen it before in Amsterdam...Copy !req
341. years ago, when I was on a medical
study, studying something medical.Copy !req
342. - So that's her plan, then?
- From what Matt's been saying...Copy !req
343. and putting 2 and 2 together...
- It kinda warms the heart...Copy !req
344. Grace carrying on the local tradition
of complete contempt for the law.Copy !req
345. - Makes you proud.
- Did you try that stuff, doctor?Copy !req
346. Once, at university.
Didn't inhale.Copy !req
347. Evening.Copy !req
348. - Evening.
- All right?Copy !req
349. Drinking after hours, Charlie?Copy !req
350. Private party, sergeant.Copy !req
351. Lagaboollen. 16 year-old.Copy !req
352. Just a small one. Any of you noticed
those lights out towards Liac House?Copy !req
353. - No.
- No.Copy !req
354. - How's your ear?
- Any luck with those poachers?Copy !req
355. I'll get them, just a matter
of time. Crime never pays.Copy !req
356. - Certainly not.
- Certainly.Copy !req
357. - Where have you been?
- Nowhere.Copy !req
358. - What have you been up to?
- Nothing.Copy !req
359. Well, I'm glad we got that
cleared up.Copy !req
360. I was working up at the house.
I lost track of time. Sorry.Copy !req
361. I waited for ages in the pub.
Didn't Grace tell you?Copy !req
362. She did. I was really, really
busy. I'm really, really sorry.Copy !req
363. - I've got something to tell you.
- Good, me too. Sit.Copy !req
364. - Let me go first. It's really good.
- So is mine.Copy !req
365. Right, you go first.Copy !req
366. - No, you go first.
- Alright.Copy !req
367. I'm moving the plants up to Liac House.
They're gonna grow quickly.Copy !req
368. There's a special way of growing
them. It's called "hydroponics".Copy !req
369. Grace is a good gardener. We're
gonna get out of money problems.Copy !req
370. - "We"?
- Me and Grace. Simple and perfect.Copy !req
371. We sell it! And anything over what
she needs we split fifty-fifty.Copy !req
372. Look, it's extreme, but it's smart.Copy !req
373. I don't wanna leave here to get
work and this way I get to stay.Copy !req
374. - Until you go to jail.
- I won't go to jail!Copy !req
375. Smoking weed is one thing.
Large scale cultivation is another.Copy !req
376. I'm surprised at Grace.
It's really stupid.Copy !req
377. It's not stupid, it's smart. It'd
be different if it was your idea.Copy !req
378. Right. When you're being chased in
the cell by a thief with a stiffy...Copy !req
379. I'll be standing here thinking:
"Why couldn't it have been me?Copy !req
380. Why couldn't I have had
that brilliant idea?"Copy !req
381. You've been bleating on about how
sad you are about losing your job...Copy !req
382. and what's your solution?
Crime!Copy !req
383. You get in deeper and you
drag Grace down with you.Copy !req
384. Matthew, you are such an idiot!Copy !req
385. What's your news then?Copy !req
386. Doesn't matter.Copy !req
387. - Hello?
- Hello, Mrs. Trevethyn?Copy !req
388. Quentin Rhodes here, from
Ramptons. It's about our surveyor.Copy !req
389. "Velly solly.
Long rumba."Copy !req
390. Get both of those.Copy !req
391. So she sort of gets
through there, you see?Copy !req
392. Right!Copy !req
393. - Mrs. Trevethyn.
- Hello.Copy !req
394. - Have you met my friend Tony?
- Hello.Copy !req
395. My name is Tony.
I'm from Scandinavia.Copy !req
396. Congratulations!Copy !req
397. Tony, could you go and get one
of those giant bags of kitty litter?Copy !req
398. He doesn't talk much.Copy !req
399. Does he have to?Copy !req
400. Grace, have you read
any of my letters?Copy !req
401. I'm sorry, no. But I'm
working on a little plan.Copy !req
402. It's a bit soon to talk about it
now, but I don't want to jinx it.Copy !req
403. Grace, I can't do anymore
to hold them off.Copy !req
404. It's gone up to head office,
and they don't know you.Copy !req
405. All they see is a middle-aged woman
with huge debts and no income!Copy !req
406. - What are you going to do?
- I'm becoming a drugs dealer.Copy !req
407. Grace, I'm serious.Copy !req
408. Thank you, Tony.
You will phone me, won't you?Copy !req
409. - Yes, righty-o.
- Come on, Tony.Copy !req
410. Honey Chambers?Copy !req
411. 44 Wilberforce Street,
London, South West Three.Copy !req
412. He had me post his letters.Copy !req
413. I never got any.Copy !req
414. Would you like a drink?Copy !req
415. - Do you have any children?
- No! I'm not very maternal.Copy !req
416. I couldn't have any.Copy !req
417. - No, I know.
- Gosh, you know a lot!Copy !req
418. Can I ask you another question?Copy !req
419. If you want.Copy !req
420. How did you cope with sex?Copy !req
421. - Sex?
- Sex.Copy !req
422. What a nightmare!Copy !req
423. It was exhausting!Copy !req
424. Oh, God, it was so frustrating!
Talk about flogging a dead horse!Copy !req
425. No.Copy !req
426. Not really.Copy !req
427. What did you do then?Copy !req
428. - We shouldn't be talking about that.
- Please, I'd like to know.Copy !req
429. I...Copy !req
430. - Ice cream.
- What? Pardon?Copy !req
431. Ice cream. I sucked it from
his fingertips. It drove him wild.Copy !req
432. I had to pretend to pass out to get
any rest at all. He was insatiable.Copy !req
433. I think he thought
you weren't interested.Copy !req
434. He was wrong.Copy !req
435. It's a beautiful house.Copy !req
436. Yes. I think I'd like you
to leave now.Copy !req
437. - He did love you.
- Don't patronize me.Copy !req
438. Look, if you ever want to talk...Copy !req
439. Yeah, I know the address.Copy !req
440. Matthew...Copy !req
441. Will you give me one?Copy !req
442. What?Copy !req
443. I want to know what it feels like.Copy !req
444. Please.Copy !req
445. Grace...Copy !req
446. If I'm growing it and selling it,
I should know the effect it has.Copy !req
447. - Oh, yeah! Of course you should.
- No, not here!Copy !req
448. Come on. Let's get it
over and done with.Copy !req
449. Calm down!
There's no one about, relax.Copy !req
450. I don't feel anything.Copy !req
451. Slow down.Copy !req
452. Is this addictive?Copy !req
453. It's not crack.Copy !req
454. Are you sure this works?Copy !req
455. Oh, yes.Copy !req
456. - What?
- Nothing.Copy !req
457. What? What?Copy !req
458. - What?
- It's you. You're Scottish!Copy !req
459. Thank you.Copy !req
460. God, I love it here.Copy !req
461. You're feeling any better?Copy !req
462. Still feeling a little bit dizzy.Copy !req
463. You're hungry?Copy !req
464. Oh, yes!
God, I haven't thought of that.Copy !req
465. I'm ravenous.Copy !req
466. What made you decide to do this?Copy !req
467. 44 Wilberforce Street, SW3.Copy !req
468. Mrs. Trevethyn?
Please, don't put the phone down.Copy !req
469. - Please, don't put the phone down.
- Problem?Copy !req
470. I've been trying to get through
Mrs. Trevethyn for most of my life.Copy !req
471. Phone, letters...Copy !req
472. What is that woman
doing down there?Copy !req
473. I don't know what's wrong with her.
She's been really moody recently.Copy !req
474. - Maybe she just doesn't approve.
- Desperate times call for...Copy !req
475. desperate measures. We could go
to Glasgow but she didn't want it.Copy !req
476. My uncle Willie's got
a building site there.Copy !req
477. - What does he build?
- Houses.Copy !req
478. - Round there.
- What?Copy !req
479. I play a good game,
but not as good as youCopy !req
480. I can be a little cold
but you can be so cruelCopy !req
481. I'm not made of brick
I'm not made of stoneCopy !req
482. - But I had you fooled
- Five, four, three...Copy !req
483. two, one...Copy !req
484. Now the damage is doneCopy !req
485. There's blood in these veins
And I cry when in painCopy !req
486. I'm only human on the insideCopy !req
487. And if looks could deceive
Make it hard to believeCopy !req
488. I'm only human on the insideCopy !req
489. I thought you'd come through
I thought he'd come cleanCopy !req
490. You were the best thing
I should never have seenCopy !req
491. But you go to extremes
You pushed me too farCopy !req
492. Then you keep going
until you break my heartCopy !req
493. Yeah, you break my heartCopy !req
494. See, I bleed and I bruise
But what's it to you?Copy !req
495. I'm only human on the insideCopy !req
496. - What do you want?
- I brought lunch.Copy !req
497. Cornish pastries.
I'm kidding.Copy !req
498. Fish. You brought me fish?Copy !req
499. I thought it 'd be a nice change.Copy !req
500. What are you doing here?
You never come on the boat.Copy !req
501. I was wondering what you looked
like. I go to bed when you get up.Copy !req
502. - It's the tides.
- It's not the tides.Copy !req
503. - I don't like what you're doing.
- I know.Copy !req
504. I don't wanna be in a relationship
with someone who's irresponsible.Copy !req
505. Yes, you do. I have been
irresponsible my whole life!Copy !req
506. - Well, it's time you changed.
- Why?Copy !req
507. You're getting old!Copy !req
508. I'm not getting old.
These are laugh lines.Copy !req
509. Nothing is that funny.Copy !req
510. I don't understand. I thought
you liked me the way I am.Copy !req
511. I do.Copy !req
512. But things change and
you have to change with them.Copy !req
513. Fish and chips.
Fantastic!Copy !req
514. In a few minutes, Tim Buxton'll be
here with more fun in the afternoon.Copy !req
515. First, it's 12 o'clock.
Time for the news headline.Copy !req
516. Police are celebrating a major
victory in the war on drugs today.Copy !req
517. Two men and one woman were found
guilty at Bristol Crown Court...Copy !req
518. after police discovered marijuana
with an estimated street value...Copy !req
519. of half a million pounds hidden
in a barn on their family farm.Copy !req
520. Sentencing them to 15 year
jail sentences, the judge...Copy !req
521. - Hello!
- Yeah...Copy !req
522. - Are you alright?
- I'm fine.Copy !req
523. I just wondered. You didn't
come into the pub last night.Copy !req
524. I'm not drinking at the moment.Copy !req
525. Are you angry with me?Copy !req
526. No, I'm angry at Matthew.
It's his fault.Copy !req
527. It was my decision to do it.Copy !req
528. I'm trying to save my house.Copy !req
529. Everybody knows what you're doing.
Soon you'll have the police there.Copy !req
530. They'll never find out.Copy !req
531. Your greenhouse lights up like
a space ship. People aren't stupid.Copy !req
532. - Anyway, we're nearly done now.
- He could be in jail by tomorrow.Copy !req
533. Why aren't you drinking?Copy !req
534. I just don't feel like it.Copy !req
535. He doesn't know, does he?Copy !req
536. How can I help?Copy !req
537. Don't let him go to jail.Copy !req
538. Our mutant buds will soon
be ready, great one!Copy !req
539. We can release them
into the atmosphere...Copy !req
540. and take over the entire planet!Copy !req
541. Do you realize what we have
done here? This is fabulous!Copy !req
542. It's time for me to go to London
and get a dealer.Copy !req
543. No, you are not.
You're staying here, I'm going.Copy !req
544. - What?
- It's my decision.Copy !req
545. I don't think you realize
what you're dealing with here.Copy !req
546. You were in London 5 years ago
for the Chelsea Flower Show.Copy !req
547. You can't sell this stuff
to a florist.Copy !req
548. What's your master plan then?Copy !req
549. I'd go to Portobello Rd. or Notting
Hill, find a dealer and sell it.Copy !req
550. - That's your plan? That's it?
- Yeah.Copy !req
551. - Rubbish.
- You've got nothing!Copy !req
552. A drug dealer take one look at you and
know there's something fishy going on.Copy !req
553. With all due respect, I'm the hip one.
You're more hip replacement.Copy !req
554. One more word, and I'm gonna
throw the whole lot into the sea.Copy !req
555. - You're not thinking this through.
- I mean it.Copy !req
556. You are not the boss of me.
We're partners!Copy !req
557. The checks bounced, remember?Copy !req
558. Women like cuddly toys,
don't they?Copy !req
559. They like to hug and squeeze them,
poke their eyes and rip their limbs.Copy !req
560. I avoid confrontation, I know it.Copy !req
561. But if you grew up in Glasgow
in the 70's, you'd do the same.Copy !req
562. All I want is an easy life. Grow
some vegetables, smoke a reefer...Copy !req
563. sing some carols
at Christmas time.Copy !req
564. One day, I'd like to be a dad and
raise a couple of calm children.Copy !req
565. That's it, I've fucking had enough.
I'm gone. No more Mr. Cuddly Toy...Copy !req
566. or whipping boy for Ganja Grace
and Cap. Nicky, the lobster queen.Copy !req
567. I'm fucking gone! I'm gone!
I'm fucking out of here!Copy !req
568. Before that, I'm gonna see both of them
and give them a piece of my mind.Copy !req
569. Are you done?Copy !req
570. Good shot.Copy !req
571. Get out!Copy !req
572. Moron!Copy !req
573. Can I show you something privately?
It's ever so nice.Copy !req
574. Come on, let's go.Copy !req
575. - Can I show you?
- I don't know who you are.Copy !req
576. I'm not interested...Copy !req
577. Come on.Copy !req
578. Come here!Copy !req
579. I've got something really tasty.Copy !req
580. Are you looking for something?
Know what I mean?Copy !req
581. Alright, love. Hop in.Copy !req
582. Hello!Copy !req
583. Excuse me. Yo!Copy !req
584. I love it here. It's so quiet.Copy !req
585. If you think this is quiet,
you should see Evensong.Copy !req
586. I wish I were
a Catholic sometimes.Copy !req
587. Incense, nice costumes...
A lot to be said for it, really.Copy !req
588. They have confession too.Copy !req
589. I've got some friends...Copy !req
590. and I think they're going
to get into a lot of trouble.Copy !req
591. And I don't know what to do.Copy !req
592. Don't suppose you can go
to the police?Copy !req
593. I thought not.Copy !req
594. If you have to commit crime...Copy !req
595. to get what you want...Copy !req
596. then you're not meant to have it.Copy !req
597. I don't know if I'm worried more
for them or worried for myself.Copy !req
598. If one has a problem that
seems to be unsolvable...Copy !req
599. than perhaps one shouldn't try
to solve it, one should accept it.Copy !req
600. - What do you mean?
- "God, grant me the serenity...Copy !req
601. to accept the things
I cannot change...Copy !req
602. courage to change
the things I can...Copy !req
603. and the wisdom
to know the difference."Copy !req
604. The wisdom is the hard part.Copy !req
605. I like Matthew.
He's a good soul...Copy !req
606. for a Scotsman.Copy !req
607. What on Earth did you think
you were doing?Copy !req
608. You can't hang around pubs this way.
You're bound to get into trouble.Copy !req
609. If you're trying to meet a man,
I know so much better places.Copy !req
610. I wasn't trying to meet a man!Copy !req
611. Keep walking.Copy !req
612. - Go on, you'll be arrested.
- We need to talk!Copy !req
613. - Have you seen Nicky?
- No. Where the hell have you been?Copy !req
614. Grace had to get Harvey
to watch the plants.Copy !req
615. - What?
- I took her to the station.Copy !req
616. - She's gone to London.
- Fuck!Copy !req
617. Where are we going?Copy !req
618. 44 Wilberforce Street, SW3.Copy !req
619. Ask your Scottish friend to help.
He'd know better how to go about it.Copy !req
620. His girlfriend is pregnant.
He can't get into trouble.Copy !req
621. I just want you to ring
a dealer, that's all.Copy !req
622. - It's mad. You'll end up in jail.
- I'm not going to give up.Copy !req
623. Call a dealer.Copy !req
624. How do you know that I know one?Copy !req
625. On one condition: that you let me
lend you an outfit that's...Copy !req
626. not that.Copy !req
627. - Kelly?
- Sir?Copy !req
628. Give times of trains
to Cornwall tomorrow.Copy !req
629. Yes, sir.Copy !req
630. Draw, spliff...Copy !req
631. puff...Copy !req
632. shit.
- Yes, thank you.Copy !req
633. Call it what you will...Copy !req
634. but, as my belief,
it is the door to enlightenment.Copy !req
635. - In your own time.
- And now, the acid test.Copy !req
636. Jesus!Copy !req
637. I'll give you 60 for it.Copy !req
638. - Don't be silly.
- 70?Copy !req
639. That's just a sample.
I've got 20 kilos.Copy !req
640. 20 kilos, Grace!Copy !req
641. You've caught the wrong man.
I'm on a limited operation.Copy !req
642. - You're talking big leagues!
- Well, you just got promoted.Copy !req
643. I don't have that kind of money.Copy !req
644. Well, do you know
anybody who does?Copy !req
645. I've heard of someone.Copy !req
646. Call him.Copy !req
647. He's a bit heavy. He's not
like us. He's not...Copy !req
648. Laid back.Copy !req
649. Call him.Copy !req
650. - Come on, Honey!
- There she is.Copy !req
651. - You don't know who the guy is.
- I don't care who the guy is.Copy !req
652. He may be a drug dealer. You can't
wander into something like that.Copy !req
653. - Why have you got so bossy?
- You are so fucking insensitive!Copy !req
654. - That could be dangerous!
- They're getting away now!Copy !req
655. Follow them, you dozy quack!Copy !req
656. Just like a window display
at Harvey Nicks.Copy !req
657. There's a rave tonight.
We hold them here.Copy !req
658. - What's a rave?
- Grace!Copy !req
659. - What have you brought me, China?
- Two ladies and a fucking hippie.Copy !req
660. What do they want?Copy !req
661. "Touche! Sur la tete!"Copy !req
662. - You like to fish?
- Where I live, the fishing is wonderful.Copy !req
663. I hate it here.Copy !req
664. The fishing is terrible.Copy !req
665. I should visit you.Copy !req
666. Where do you live?Copy !req
667. What's your name?Copy !req
668. Grace.Copy !req
669. Perfect.Copy !req
670. Hello!Copy !req
671. Grace?Copy !req
672. Funny smell.Copy !req
673. Who's that?Copy !req
674. Harvey.
Where's Grace?Copy !req
675. We've come to finalize the details
of the Women's Institute visit.Copy !req
676. Grace invited us to supper.
It was arranged ages ago!Copy !req
677. - You gotta get out.
- No, we have to speak to Grace.Copy !req
678. No, you have to leave.
It's the plants, you see?Copy !req
679. They're very delicate.
They're special orchids from Peru.Copy !req
680. These aren't orchids.Copy !req
681. - Aren't they?
- No! They look more like tea.Copy !req
682. Tea, what a good idea.
Let's go in the kitchen...Copy !req
683. and I'll make you a cup of tea.
- I was expecting supper.Copy !req
684. There's some ham left over,
I can knock you up a sandwich.Copy !req
685. What's that funny smell?Copy !req
686. It's probably the ham. It's been
left out a bit, but it's okay.Copy !req
687. Where did you get it?Copy !req
688. The people I represent wish
to remain anonymous.Copy !req
689. Oh, yes.Copy !req
690. The people I represent wish
to remain anonymous as well.Copy !req
691. Maybe they are the same people.Copy !req
692. Can I go now? I've got to pick up
my daughter at the flute practice.Copy !req
693. How much do you have?Copy !req
694. A lot. Are you buying?Copy !req
695. Why don't I just take it?Copy !req
696. You don't know where it is.Copy !req
697. I'm sure I can get you to tell me.Copy !req
698. What if I cut a few fingers one by
one until you change your mind?Copy !req
699. Nobody move! I'm the police!
The whole place is surrounded!Copy !req
700. - And you would be?
- Hello, everyone.Copy !req
701. Martin Bamford.
Are we too early for the rave?Copy !req
702. I can't wait.
I just love raving.Copy !req
703. - This has nothing to do with me.
- Shut up, beardy-weirdy.Copy !req
704. - Who's this guy?
- That's my doctor.Copy !req
705. This one?Copy !req
706. He's my gardener.Copy !req
707. - Nice. Expecting anyone else?
- No.Copy !req
708. Your cleaning lady, perhaps?Copy !req
709. - No, no one else.
- Very well...Copy !req
710. This is China,
he beats people up for me.Copy !req
711. - Shall l...
- No, please...Copy !req
712. Matthew, take Dr. Bamford and
Honey and wait for me outside.Copy !req
713. Please.Copy !req
714. Please.Copy !req
715. Excuse me.Copy !req
716. - Grace...
- Wait for me outside.Copy !req
717. Shall I go too?Copy !req
718. Sit down, please.Copy !req
719. All the people I deal with are...Copy !req
720. scum.Copy !req
721. I'm a little scummy myself.
You are not scum.Copy !req
722. - That worries me.
- I take exception to that.Copy !req
723. I come from a long line of scum.Copy !req
724. My late husband was the scummiest
man to walk the face of the Earth.Copy !req
725. - My apologies.
- Yes, let's get to it, shall we?Copy !req
726. Three and a half a kilo.Copy !req
727. 20 kg in the first week
and then 10 kg two weeks later.Copy !req
728. After that, we can do
20 kg every four weeks.Copy !req
729. Three for a kilo. And no more deals
until I see the first batch.Copy !req
730. - Three and a quarter.
- Done.Copy !req
731. Thank you!Copy !req
732. You're welcome.Copy !req
733. Can I offer you a glass of wine?Copy !req
734. I can't believe
your friend fainted.Copy !req
735. Do I look like I would
cut someone's finger off?Copy !req
736. - Oh, yes.
- Thank you.Copy !req
737. - You're going to be alright?
- Never felt better, Honey.Copy !req
738. Now, headache pills
and straight to bed.Copy !req
739. - Don't go over any bumps.
- Good luck!Copy !req
740. Come on, boys.Copy !req
741. What do you think?Copy !req
742. I'm not sure.Copy !req
743. Follow them.Copy !req
744. What do I do with the hippie?Copy !req
745. Take him.Copy !req
746. My old lady is expecting me. We're
having "Dungeons and Dragons" night.Copy !req
747. It's the regional final.Copy !req
748. If that knife had slipped,
I'd be a dead man.Copy !req
749. It 'd be a dead body driving
this car back to Cornwall.Copy !req
750. Don't be so stupid.
He was bluffing.Copy !req
751. As long as we have the
merchandise, we have the power.Copy !req
752. Do I know you? What are you talking
about "merchandise and power"?Copy !req
753. Look at the way you're dressed.
You're like Ma fucking Baker!Copy !req
754. - Language!
- Don't you "Language" me!Copy !req
755. - I nearly got my throat cut for you!
- You weren't supposed to be here.Copy !req
756. Fine! Do it yourself with
Jacques fucking Cousteau then!Copy !req
757. - I'm out!
- What?Copy !req
758. I can't find Grace's plants
anywhere.Copy !req
759. This tea has the most
extraordinary aroma.Copy !req
760. Darjeeling?Copy !req
761. Trevethyn.Copy !req
762. Oh, Diana, you never...Copy !req
763. Just a little cutting.
I do love fresh tea.Copy !req
764. So do I, dear.
Give it here.Copy !req
765. That's lovely.Copy !req
766. I'm sorry for shouting at you.Copy !req
767. How else am I gonna
get the money?Copy !req
768. I don't know.Copy !req
769. It's Nicky.Copy !req
770. She doesn't want a relationship
with someone irresponsible.Copy !req
771. And I don't want a relationship
with someone who isn't Nicky.Copy !req
772. That's better.
Ready for my breakfast now.Copy !req
773. Come on!Copy !req
774. For Christ's sake!Copy !req
775. Okay, we harvest the plants and
we get the stuff up to London...Copy !req
776. and we never do it again!
- Thank you.Copy !req
777. We do it quick as well. I don't
want another knife on my throat.Copy !req
778. You know, this is the site
of the new proposed B-323.Copy !req
779. Due for completion early 2004.Copy !req
780. I can't believe you lost them!
How could you've lost them?Copy !req
781. It's not as if there's
a lot of traffic out there!Copy !req
782. I'm sorry, right?Copy !req
783. I'm not a career criminal.
I don't have tailing abilities.Copy !req
784. Are you getting lippy with me?
Don't start getting lippy with me!Copy !req
785. What? I'm just trying
to make the best of it.Copy !req
786. Since we came all the way here,
we might as well enjoy the day out.Copy !req
787. Get in the car.
Just shut up and get in the car!Copy !req
788. You need to sort out some anger
management when you get home.Copy !req
789. Harvey?Copy !req
790. You forgot your meeting with the
WI. They were in the greenhouse...Copy !req
791. It's alright, I bluffed them.
And Nicky was here.Copy !req
792. What did you tell her?Copy !req
793. That you went to London with Dr.
Bamford help Grace sell the drugs.Copy !req
794. - Shit! Grace, I have to go see her.
- That's alright, don't worry.Copy !req
795. Harvey and I will start
on the greenhouse.Copy !req
796. Come on, Harvey.Copy !req
797. Thanks. Do you know where
Liac House is? Mrs. Trevethyn?Copy !req
798. - No.
- I'll ask around.Copy !req
799. - Try the shop.
- Keep the change.Copy !req
800. Right-o.Copy !req
801. Thank you.Copy !req
802. Hello! Anybody home?Copy !req
803. Hello?Copy !req
804. May I help you?Copy !req
805. Would you like some Corn Flakes?
They're heavenly.Copy !req
806. No, thank you.
I've already eaten.Copy !req
807. Would you like
a chocolate ice cream?Copy !req
808. I'm looking for Liac House.
I want to contact Grace Trevethyn.Copy !req
809. I love Grace.
I really, really love her.Copy !req
810. She's an angel.Copy !req
811. She has wonderful hair...Copy !req
812. soft and silky,
like a lovely angora rabbit.Copy !req
813. Right.Copy !req
814. - Where do I find her?
- She lives...Copy !req
815. in a lovely, lovely house.Copy !req
816. - I love her.
- How do I get to the lovely house?Copy !req
817. Up the lovely, lovely hill.Copy !req
818. Lovely, lovely, lovelyCopy !req
819. One, two, three, now.Copy !req
820. Nicky!Copy !req
821. Nicky!Copy !req
822. Nicky, I'm sorry
I did something illegal.Copy !req
823. - I'm gonna get a proper job!
- What?Copy !req
824. I'm ready to be responsible!Copy !req
825. - I love you!
- I can't hear you! What did you say?Copy !req
826. I love you!Copy !req
827. I love you! I'm pregnant!Copy !req
828. - What?
- I'm having a baby!Copy !req
829. No, no! Get out of the water!
You're pregnant!Copy !req
830. No, no! You can't swim!
You're pregnant!Copy !req
831. Mrs. Trevethyn?Copy !req
832. It's Quentin Rhodes.Copy !req
833. I can't see that person. Not now,
you've got to get rid of him.Copy !req
834. - What do I say?
- I don't know. Tell him anything.Copy !req
835. Tell him I'm still in London, I've
been kidnapped by aliens, anything!Copy !req
836. - Charlie, whiskey!
- Thank God.Copy !req
837. I've been trying to reach you at
the house. No one answer the phone!Copy !req
838. - What's wrong?
- There were two men here.Copy !req
839. Londoners. Asking about Grace.
I thought, maybe, Customs.Copy !req
840. Fuck!Copy !req
841. - That's them.
- Oh, shit!Copy !req
842. - What?
- They're no Customs.Copy !req
843. - They're drug dealers from London.
- So I was right about London.Copy !req
844. We'll go up to the house. Nicky,
meet us there with Dr. Bamford.Copy !req
845. Give this to me!
What's the matter with you?Copy !req
846. Get up there! How many times
have I gotta tell you?Copy !req
847. - Alfred.
- What is it?Copy !req
848. The two men who own this car,
they were just in the pub.Copy !req
849. I overheard them talking about how
much they enjoy salmon poaching.Copy !req
850. Really?Copy !req
851. Thank you, Nicky. There could be
a community service for you.Copy !req
852. Thanks, I've gotta go.
I'm pregnant.Copy !req
853. Oh, yes, yes, of course.Copy !req
854. - What are they doing here?
- They're not on holiday, Grace.Copy !req
855. - But Jacques said a week.
- Well, he lied.Copy !req
856. - Quentin Rhodes is here.
- Who the fuck is Quentin Rhodes?Copy !req
857. Harvey is holding him off.
What are we gonna do?Copy !req
858. Let's just get rid of this stuff
and get this thing over with, okay?Copy !req
859. Jesus!Copy !req
860. Up the hill,
second house on the left.Copy !req
861. 5-7 to base.
Suspects under surveillance.Copy !req
862. Copy that.
On our way.Copy !req
863. Mrs. Trevethyn!Copy !req
864. I've just come to warn you there are
2 men who are part of a salmon...Copy !req
865. It's parsley.Copy !req
866. It's marijuana, isn't it?Copy !req
867. Yes.Copy !req
868. I knew you and Matthew were
growing it, but I had no idea.Copy !req
869. - You knew?
- I live around here, don't I?Copy !req
870. But with your financial problems,
I thought I'd turn a blind eye...Copy !req
871. to a bit of homegrown.Copy !req
872. But, Grace, this is a huge amount.Copy !req
873. It's good stuff too. Better than
the shit you grew at the vicarage.Copy !req
874. You knew about that?Copy !req
875. Alfred, in a few minutes,
we'll have got rid of it.Copy !req
876. Can't you turn your blind eye
just a little bit longer?Copy !req
877. It's not me, it's the officers
from Coldock H.Q. which worry me.Copy !req
878. - Oh, God, what are we gonna do?
- If I were you...Copy !req
879. I'd get rid of this stuff quick.
I'm gonna go look for poachers.Copy !req
880. Excuse me a moment.Copy !req
881. - Who are you?
- Who are you?Copy !req
882. He asked first.Copy !req
883. I'm here to do some business
with Mrs. Trevethyn.Copy !req
884. So are we.Copy !req
885. Really?Copy !req
886. Are you interested in buying
the property or do you have...Copy !req
887. a claim on it in some way?Copy !req
888. What is this?Copy !req
889. Well, there it is.Copy !req
890. We did it.Copy !req
891. We did, didn't we?Copy !req
892. There's another 2 men here.
What are we gonna do?Copy !req
893. - Skin up.
- Even you can't smoke all of it.Copy !req
894. - I could try.
- Maybe no one should have the stuff.Copy !req
895. Alright.Copy !req
896. - Thank you, Matthew.
- You're welcome, Grace.Copy !req
897. Put that match out!Copy !req
898. Look, I have no idea
what's going on but...Copy !req
899. I think you'd better put it out.Copy !req
900. That's the most beautiful
and awesome thing I've ever seen.Copy !req
901. Hello, Mrs. Trevethyn.
I hope we're not too early.Copy !req
902. Who the hell are you?Copy !req
903. Shit.Copy !req
904. Look, ladies.
No, ladies, no, no!Copy !req
905. - Come on, make a run for it.
- What about you?Copy !req
906. Don't worry about me.
I can handle this.Copy !req
907. No, we did this together.
I'm staying.Copy !req
908. I love you both very much indeed.
But, Matthew, you're fired.Copy !req
909. Come on.Copy !req
910. Get off! Get off!Copy !req
911. Get that man!Copy !req
912. What are you arresting me for?Copy !req
913. No, madam! Stop there! Right...Copy !req
914. Hello, Grace.Copy !req
915. I trusted you.Copy !req
916. Whatever happened
to honor amongst thieves?Copy !req
917. - What about our deal?
- It's nice to see you too.Copy !req
918. You can't even do
your own dirty work.Copy !req
919. - Dirty work?
- Why did you send in your boys?Copy !req
920. To keep an eye on you.Copy !req
921. To stop you from coming
to any harm.Copy !req
922. - Do you expect me to believe that?
- It's the truth.Copy !req
923. I hope I haven't spoiled
everything.Copy !req
924. Are you trying to escape?Copy !req
925. - Maybe I could help.
- No, thank you.Copy !req
926. Mrs. Trevethyn!Copy !req
927. Grace!Copy !req
928. Those fingers through my hairCopy !req
929. That sly come hither stareCopy !req
930. That strips my conscience bare
It's witchcraftCopy !req
931. And I've got no defense for itCopy !req
932. The heat is too intense for itCopy !req
933. What good would
common sense for it do?Copy !req
934. Cause it's witchcraftCopy !req
935. - Witchcraft
- I like it here.Copy !req
936. And although I know
it's strictly tabooCopy !req
937. When you ride with meCopy !req
938. Is this the face
of a master criminal?Copy !req
939. Tonight, we investigate the
mystery behind Grace Trevethyn.Copy !req
940. How did an unknown widow
facing bankruptcy...Copy !req
941. saved her house and become the most
celebrated novelist of the year.Copy !req
942. Mrs. Trevethyn's novel,
"The Joint Venture"...Copy !req
943. has topped the best seller
list for over a year now.Copy !req
944. Although the book is sold as fiction,
the story bears remarkable similarity...Copy !req
945. to Trevethyn's own life.Copy !req
946. And her recent marriage to a
mysterious French businessman...Copy !req
947. has fueled tabloids' speculation
that she was, at one time...Copy !req
948. actually involved
with the drug trade.Copy !req
949. So, what is the true story?Copy !req
950. We went to the sleepy village
of Port Liac to find out.Copy !req
951. Turn it up, Charlie, turn it up.Copy !req
952. Wasn't there an incident
up at the Liac House?Copy !req
953. The police were called, but there
was a problem with witnesses.Copy !req
954. - No one wanted to talk?
- No one could remember anything.Copy !req
955. Excuse me.Copy !req
956. - We think it's fiction, don't we?
- Yeah.Copy !req
957. Because, in the book...Copy !req
958. Grace was growing drugs. But,
in real life, she was growing tea!Copy !req
959. As a doctor,
a man of science...Copy !req
960. I could never condone the use of
a drug for a non-therapeutic thingy.Copy !req
961. - Have you got anything?
- See me later. It's good.Copy !req
962. - Is it?
- Ooh...Copy !req
963. It does seem strange that alcohol
is legal and marijuana is not.Copy !req
964. It's an accident of History,
I suppose.Copy !req
965. So you didn't have any marijuana
growing in your garden?Copy !req
966. Bless you.Copy !req
967. Do you think "The Joint
Venture" is fiction or fact?Copy !req
968. No, it's all fiction. My wife has
a fertile imagination, thank God.Copy !req
969. What about the gangster character
Pedro? Is that based on you?Copy !req
970. Pedro is Spanish, I'm French.
Don't be absurd.Copy !req
971. - No, but we've heard...
- It's time for you to go.Copy !req
972. Get off of my land.
I said this is my house!Copy !req
973. Grace Trevethyn refused
to be interviewed to this program.Copy !req
974. And to date she's made no public
statements about the rumors.Copy !req
975. Tonight may change that...Copy !req
976. as we take you live to
the New York Book Awards...Copy !req
977. where Grace Trevethyn has been
short listed for "The Joint Venture".Copy !req
978. And the winner of the
Award for Fiction goes to...Copy !req
979. Grace Trevethyn,
for "The Joint Venture"!Copy !req
980. Gosh, what a surprise!Copy !req
981. I should be used to surprises after
everything that's happened to me.Copy !req
982. I know there's been
a lot of speculation about...Copy !req
983. whether my book is based
on fact or fiction, but...Copy !req
984. well, to tell you the truth...Copy !req
985. if I told you what's happened to me,
you wouldn't believe me anyway.Copy !req
986. I can hardly believe it myself.Copy !req
987. I hope they're watching
this at home, because...Copy !req
988. I wanted to say...Copy !req
989. Matthew...Copy !req
990. I wanted to tell you that I think
you are a terrible gardener...Copy !req
991. but that you have
helped me to grow.Copy !req
992. And for that I thank you
from the bottom of my heart.Copy !req
993. I hope you're having a great party.
Keep the drinks flowing, Charlie.Copy !req
994. I've had another idea. I think
there might be a book in it.Copy !req
995. Thank YouCopy !req