1. Yeehaw!Copy !req
2. Good morning, Bikini Bottom!Copy !req
3. Go get 'em, Sandy!Copy !req
4. - Pipe down!
- I'm trying to sleep!Copy !req
5. She's exuberant, I can say that.
You sleepyheads!Copy !req
6. The early squirrel gets the acorn!Copy !req
7. Here Sparky, Sparky, Sparky!Copy !req
8. Time for our daily roundup!Copy !req
9. We got a lot of data to collect.Copy !req
10. Woo-hoo!Copy !req
11. Woo-hoo!Copy !req
12. Yee-hoo!Copy !req
13. Yip, yip, yip, yip, yip!Copy !req
14. Good morning, Sandy!Copy !req
15. Haven't seen you in a while.Copy !req
16. In your absence,
I've gained some mad skills.Copy !req
17. Observe. Throw it up and... Ow.Copy !req
18. Wait.
Stand by for my learning curve.Copy !req
19. Aw!Copy !req
20. Chew long enough
and you can crack any nut.Copy !req
21. Absolutely!Copy !req
22. Fast and steady wins the race.Copy !req
23. Fall eight times, get up seven.Copy !req
24. Ancient proverb.Copy !req
25. - No, no!
- Wait!Copy !req
26. What in tarnation?Copy !req
27. Practice, practice, practice.Copy !req
28. Practice!Copy !req
29. Giddy up and thrust to power!Copy !req
30. Fire them rockets!Copy !req
31. Doing-doing!Copy !req
32. Woo!Copy !req
33. Great Neptune!Copy !req
34. I know, right? 947th time's the charm.Copy !req
35. Look!Copy !req
36. Ah! What's happening?Copy !req
37. Yes! Doom! Terror!Copy !req
38. What's going on out here?Copy !req
39. Careful!Copy !req
40. - What's all the...?
- I said careful!Copy !req
41. No!Copy !req
42. Don't panic anyone!Copy !req
43. My leg!Copy !req
44. What is this?Copy !req
45. A volcano? An invasion?Copy !req
46. Does Patrick have gas again?Copy !req
47. Hmm?Copy !req
48. Stop teasing me!Copy !req
49. This is a disaster!Copy !req
50. My other leg!Copy !req
51. Gary!Copy !req
52. Hey, buddy!
You caught the jellyfish in the net!Copy !req
53. Congratulations!Copy !req
54. Thank you.Copy !req
55. What the hey!Copy !req
56. Magnify!Copy !req
57. B.O.O.T.S. Marine Biology Lab.Copy !req
58. Galveston, Texas.Copy !req
59. B.O.O.T.S. Laboratory?Copy !req
60. That's the lab that I work for!Copy !req
61. "Boots"? I thought you made science.Copy !req
62. You think you know a person.Copy !req
63. "B.O.O.T.S."Copy !req
64. Bureau Of Official Texas Science.Copy !req
65. Hmm?Copy !req
66. What the heck is going on?Copy !req
67. I don't know, Sandy.Copy !req
68. But except for you and Sparky,Copy !req
69. Bikini Bottom and everyone I ever loved...Copy !req
70. is gone.Copy !req
71. And all my streaming videos on demand...Copy !req
72. I can't demand them anymore!Copy !req
73. I gotta get to the bottom of this.Copy !req
74. Better call my fellow scientists
at the lab.Copy !req
75. Computer, call Kyle and Phoebe.Copy !req
76. You have reached B.O.O.T.S. Laboratories,Copy !req
77. now a division of Gushing Waters
Water Parks.Copy !req
78. And future home of Sea Pals.Copy !req
79. Owned and operated by Sue Nahmee.Copy !req
80. Water Parks?Copy !req
81. And who in tarnation is "Sue Nammy"?Copy !req
82. I'm sorry, this call has been terminated.Copy !req
83. Goodbye.
Wait! Kyle! Phoebe!Copy !req
84. Dagnabbit!Copy !req
85. Wah!Copy !req
86. SpongeBob, lookee here.Copy !req
87. I believe I know where Bikini Bottom is,Copy !req
88. and I swear on the AlamoCopy !req
89. I'm going to get Gary and Patrick...Copy !req
90. - And Sparky's hindquarters.
- Yes, and Sparky's hindquarters too.Copy !req
91. And the whole dang town,Copy !req
92. and put 'em right back
in this big old ugly ditch!Copy !req
93. Question. Where are they now?Copy !req
94. A place I ain't been to in a while.Copy !req
95. A place I once called home.Copy !req
96. A place called... Texas.Copy !req
97. Texas? Woo-hoo!Copy !req
98. Going to Texas
to save our friends. Yeehaw!Copy !req
99. Come on, SpongeBob! You're coming with me!Copy !req
100. Yay! Ten-four, good buddy.Copy !req
101. Hmm... Now, let's see.Copy !req
102. If we can propel ourselves
to 25,000 feet above sea level,Copy !req
103. we can hitch a ride on the 10:35
Texas Airlines' flight to Houston,Copy !req
104. but I'm gonna need
some Texas-sized propulsion. Whoa!Copy !req
105. Whoa!Copy !req
106. Well, lookee here!Copy !req
107. The scoop done severed a volcanic vent!Copy !req
108. That steam must be gushing
with the force of nearly...Copy !req
109. Twelve thousand metric tons of pressure!Copy !req
110. Come on, SpongeBob.
Let's hightail it down yonder!Copy !req
111. Sparky,Copy !req
112. we'll be back before you can shake a tail!Copy !req
113. Whoa! Whoa! Concussion. Head trauma.Copy !req
114. Just a fender bender.Copy !req
115. Ooh, that's a bump!Copy !req
116. Whoa!Copy !req
117. Hmm?Copy !req
118. Hiya!Copy !req
119. If we can figure out some kind of wayCopy !req
120. to ride those bubbles clear up
to the jetliner,Copy !req
121. which should be passing through in...Copy !req
122. two minutes and 49 seconds...Copy !req
123. Wow.Copy !req
124. What does that mean?Copy !req
125. We might just make it to Texas!Copy !req
126. Those ought to do the trick!Copy !req
127. Hiya! Do like I do!Copy !req
128. Yeehaw!Copy !req
129. It's just like surfing!Copy !req
130. I got this!Copy !req
131. Whoa!
Woo-hoo!Copy !req
132. I don't got this!Copy !req
133. Just bend your knees,
stick out your square butt,Copy !req
134. and keep your center of gravity low!Copy !req
135. Whoa!Copy !req
136. Hey, Sandy. Watch this!Copy !req
137. Hey! Whoa!Copy !req
138. SpongeBob, look out!Copy !req
139. What are we doing?Copy !req
140. Saving Bikini Bottom!Copy !req
141. Woo-hoo!Copy !req
142. Yeah!Copy !req
143. Eh, yup! Right on time!Copy !req
144. Here comes the 10:35 stagecoach
to Houston!Copy !req
145. Whoa!
Hiya!Copy !req
146. Wow! I never knew somebody could do this!Copy !req
147. Nobody can do this!Copy !req
148. It's crazy!Copy !req
149. Oops! Oh!Copy !req
150. I got you covered, buddy!
Something I invented for a drought.Copy !req
151. Em... plegh!Copy !req
152. That worked well.Copy !req
153. Sandy Cheeks' Super Hydration Lotion!Copy !req
154. Ooh! Nine out of ten spongesCopy !req
155. prefer Sandy Cheeks'
Super Hydration Libation.Copy !req
156. Side effects include fry cook skills,
porousness, chronic optimism.Copy !req
157. Not recommended for non-sponges.Copy !req
158. Ooh!Copy !req
159. Why?Copy !req
160. I don't know, Sandy.Copy !req
161. I was just working my way back
to happy, but then...Copy !req
162. Oh, this weenie reminded me
of Squidward's nose.Copy !req
163. - Whatcha doin'?
- Just calculating our jump.Copy !req
164. Oh, isn't that nice? Jump?Copy !req
165. Yeehaw! There's Galveston!Copy !req
166. Ready for a kick-start?Copy !req
167. Of course! What is a kick-start?Copy !req
168. Whoa!Copy !req
169. Now I know!Copy !req
170. Whoa! Woo-hoo!Copy !req
171. Woo!Copy !req
172. Wow! Sandy, you never told me
you were a flying squirrel!Copy !req
173. Well, actually, it's more like gliding.Copy !req
174. But I don't like to brag.Copy !req
175. And, uh, it gives me jiggly arm flaps.Copy !req
176. Hmm? Hey!Copy !req
177. - I'm getting flap-slapped!
- Hang on!Copy !req
178. Yeah!
Woo-hoo!Copy !req
179. Take that, gravity!Copy !req
180. Woo!Copy !req
181. Woo! Whoa!Copy !req
182. Woo-hoo!Copy !req
183. Hooray!Copy !req
184. There it is! B.O.O.T.S. Lab!Copy !req
185. Wait, they added a water park to the lab?Copy !req
186. Cool! Wait, what's a water park?Copy !req
187. Lookee there!
We'll land in that floatin' pool!Copy !req
188. Whoa!Copy !req
189. Hey! Why are we slowing down?Copy !req
190. I think we're going backwards!Copy !req
191. Oh no! A Texas twister?Copy !req
192. It's pulling us away from the lab.Copy !req
193. We're going too deep
into the heart of Texas!Copy !req
194. Whoa!Copy !req
195. Beans! Beans, beans, beans!Copy !req
196. Good thing we're upwind. Whoa!Copy !req
197. Hang on, SpongeBob!Copy !req
198. We're coming in for a landing!Copy !req
199. Ow!Copy !req
200. - Ouch.
- Oh, sorry there, SpongeBob.Copy !req
201. Here. Hiya!
Thanks.Copy !req
202. A bit thirsty.Copy !req
203. Well, there's plenty of water
in the desertCopy !req
204. if you know where to look.Copy !req
205. Whoa!Copy !req
206. Ah! Come here!Copy !req
207. Give a little sponge a hand!Copy !req
208. Hmm.Copy !req
209. Galveston, 626 miles?Copy !req
210. Well, I guess we're walking.Copy !req
211. It's been rolling around
in my brain like a tumbleweed.Copy !req
212. What could B.O.O.T.S. Lab possibly want
with Bikini Bottom?Copy !req
213. Maybe they're taking our people's brains,
making 'em fight in a dome.Copy !req
214. Ah! Or maybe
they're replacing everyone with robots.Copy !req
215. SpongeBob!
Science isn't all clone monstersCopy !req
216. and lasers.
Ahem!Copy !req
217. Let's agree to disagree, hmm?Copy !req
218. Do you think it's safe to come out?Copy !req
219. It does seem pretty quiet.Copy !req
220. Woo!Copy !req
221. What? I washed my hands!Copy !req
222. We definitely aren't in the ocean anymore,
Mr. Squidward.Copy !req
223. Don't you think someone should
go out there and check it out?Copy !req
224. Excellent idea, Mr. Squidward.Copy !req
225. - Why don't you go out there?
- How about, um... no.Copy !req
226. Does that work for ya?Copy !req
227. And what about any of you?Copy !req
228. All right, you scallywags!Copy !req
229. Should take a look over...Copy !req
230. Ooh!Copy !req
231. Gary, go home!Copy !req
232. Pretty scary, huh?Copy !req
233. Just like I told Gary, go home!Copy !req
234. You pointy pink eraser head!Copy !req
235. Okay.Copy !req
236. Ow!Copy !req
237. Hmm?Copy !req
238. What in the seven seas?Copy !req
239. Abandon ship!Copy !req
240. Ah!Copy !req
241. Here be giants.Copy !req
242. Kyle, where are you?Copy !req
243. I'm right here filed under "K."Copy !req
244. I cannot believe you still live here
and the boss doesn't know.Copy !req
245. I don't see any of them critters.Copy !req
246. Did you eat them?
You weren't sleep eating again, were you?Copy !req
247. Not since I ate half my lab coat.Copy !req
248. Computer!Copy !req
249. Is all of Bikini Bottom accounted for?Copy !req
250. Ooh. "Computer, is all
of Bikini Bottom accounted for?" Ugh!Copy !req
251. Computer hates you
since you spilled coffee on it.Copy !req
252. Let me show you how it's done.Copy !req
253. Hey, 'Puter,Copy !req
254. is everybody in the glass marble
accounted for?Copy !req
255. SpongeBob and Sandy Cheeks
are currently missing.Copy !req
256. And could you please stop using
my DVD driveCopy !req
257. to heat toaster pastries?Copy !req
258. Missing?
Oh, the boss isn't gonna like this.Copy !req
259. Missing?Copy !req
260. Who's missing?Copy !req
261. Where's my beautiful, scaly baby?Copy !req
262. Hmm? Where? Oh!Copy !req
263. Oh. Uh!Copy !req
264. Oh, no, no, no. First give Mommy a kissy.Copy !req
265. 'Cuda!Copy !req
266. Don't be a dumb mammal.Copy !req
267. Ah!Copy !req
268. Now, tell 'Cuda here who's missing.Copy !req
269. If Galveston is 626 miles away...Copy !req
270. - ... uh, my stride is about four inches...
- Wow!Copy !req
271. Texas sure is magical!Copy !req
272. It would be 39 million...
- Oh!Copy !req
273. - ... 663,000...
- Mm!Copy !req
274. - ... sixty-three inches.
- Ah! Even the smells are amazing.Copy !req
275. Which means...Copy !req
276. Oh! Texas sure smells dangerous
all of a sudden.Copy !req
277. This is an ambush!Copy !req
278. What do you do
when death stares you right in the face?Copy !req
279. Me? I tell him it's rudeCopy !req
280. and look the other way. Oh!Copy !req
281. How dare you ambush us!Copy !req
282. You low-down, dirty rattlesnakes!Copy !req
283. - They look tasty.
- Hiya!Copy !req
284. What the...?
- Well, well!Copy !req
285. Congratulations on correctly identifyingCopy !req
286. our genus and species!Copy !req
287. Low-down and dirty!Copy !req
288. But we're also... hungry!Copy !req
289. Now you lookee here, snakes!Copy !req
290. We're on the trail to Galveston.Copy !req
291. And if you don't want no trouble...Copy !req
292. Ain't no trouble at all.Copy !req
293. Just hold still.Copy !req
294. Take that!Copy !req
295. Hey, where'd Bonnie go?Copy !req
296. There she is.Copy !req
297. Ow!Copy !req
298. Help! Sandy!Copy !req
299. Sorry, SpongeBob.
I got my paws full over here.Copy !req
300. I keep missing.Copy !req
301. I always get first bite.Copy !req
302. Yeow!Copy !req
303. Dad gum it!Copy !req
304. In a big— big Texas-sized...Copy !req
305. Fix now...Copy !req
306. What have we here?Copy !req
307. I did not want to do this.Copy !req
308. I'm an independent squirrel,Copy !req
309. but I reckon I... I got no choice.Copy !req
310. Hey, that whistle had a nice ring to it.Copy !req
311. What is that?Copy !req
312. Hey! Let me see!Copy !req
313. Hmm!Copy !req
314. What in the Sam Hill?Copy !req
315. A phantom jalopy!Copy !req
316. Vintage!Copy !req
317. Well, lookie who's back from Briny Blue!Copy !req
318. It's our little squirrely girl!Copy !req
319. Howdy, Pa!Copy !req
320. Sandy, you wouldn't use
the Cheeks family whistle for nothin'.Copy !req
321. These tapeworms giving you trouble?Copy !req
322. 'Fraid so, Pa.Copy !req
323. Enough said. Cheeks assemble!Copy !req
324. Woo-hooCopy !req
325. Woo-hoo!Copy !req
326. Yeehaw!Copy !req
327. Yeah!Copy !req
328. Slither on outta here!Copy !req
329. Woo!Copy !req
330. Hold still.Copy !req
331. Ooh!Copy !req
332. Woo!Copy !req
333. Ah!Copy !req
334. Cheeks Family Circus!Copy !req
335. Wow! Sandy, this is your family?Copy !req
336. Yup.Copy !req
337. This is my family.Copy !req
338. Mmm. Squirrel buffet.Copy !req
339. My favorite.Copy !req
340. Hey! Y'all thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?Copy !req
341. The Rolling Thunder Ball!Copy !req
342. Hey! Don't tread on me!Copy !req
343. - Huh?
- Oh my.Copy !req
344. This is most unseemly.Copy !req
345. - Oh man!
- I'm still hungry.Copy !req
346. Just so y'all know, I ain't leaving 'causeCopy !req
347. I'm ashamed of being naked.Copy !req
348. I'm leaving 'cause...Copy !req
349. I'm getting sand in my innards!Copy !req
350. That's how you do it!Copy !req
351. Cheese!Copy !req
352. Thank you very much! We're here all week.Copy !req
353. Did you see them slither away?Copy !req
354. - I gave 'em one of these!
- I gave 'em one of those!Copy !req
355. I'm more of a lover than a fighter.Copy !req
356. And I love the way you kicked
their booties!Copy !req
357. Uh...Copy !req
358. What?Copy !req
359. Honey, I think someone
done filled this kidCopy !req
360. full of holes.Copy !req
361. No, that's a Swiss cheese boy.Copy !req
362. Cheese boy.Copy !req
363. That's not a Swiss cheese boy.Copy !req
364. That's SpongeBob and he's my friend.Copy !req
365. My baby!Copy !req
366. Cheeks family, let's roll!Copy !req
367. Woo-hoo!Copy !req
368. Next stop: Varmint Parade in Tyler, Texas!Copy !req
369. Now wait a minute!Copy !req
370. I can't go with y'all!Copy !req
371. Well, I don't know about her, but I'm in.Copy !req
372. Mwah! Everybody ready? Then sound off!Copy !req
373. Yip! Pa on the wheel!Copy !req
374. Ma on shifter!Copy !req
375. Woo-hoo! Woo!Copy !req
376. Randy on gas pedal!Copy !req
377. Yeah! Yeehaw!Copy !req
378. Oh, and once in a while brakes.Copy !req
379. Granny!Copy !req
380. On the clutch!Copy !req
381. And Rosie and Rowdy stayin' safe,
twin style!Copy !req
382. Woo-hoo! Hooray!Copy !req
383. Woo-hoo!Copy !req
384. Here we come!Copy !req
385. We doin' it now!Copy !req
386. Listen up, Cheeks!Copy !req
387. The reason I'm back in TexasCopy !req
388. is because Bikini Bottom—Copy !req
389. Weren't that the town you were spying on?Copy !req
390. I weren't spying!Copy !req
391. I was...
doing observations.Copy !req
392. Anyway, the whole town with all my friendsCopy !req
393. were transported
to B.O.O.T.S. Lab in Galveston.Copy !req
394. Maybe they're sewing them all togetherCopy !req
395. into one giant patchwork quilt
of living flesh!Copy !req
396. That ain't the science
I remember at B.O.O.T.S.Copy !req
397. Don't you worry now, sweetheart.Copy !req
398. We'll get you to that lab
and help you get your friends back.Copy !req
399. Heck yeah!Copy !req
400. - Get your friends back!
- With pleasure!Copy !req
401. Cheeks family, detour to Galveston.Copy !req
402. 'Cuda says he can't believe you idiotsCopy !req
403. lost the sponge with the pants!Copy !req
404. He's the centerpiece to my project.Copy !req
405. OMG, 'Cuda, I am so sorry.Copy !req
406. It is only temporary
and we're gonna find him.Copy !req
407. I want that sponge!Copy !req
408. Shorten the sails! Man the lifeboats!Copy !req
409. Batten down the Krabby Patties!Copy !req
410. I know, 'Cuda.Copy !req
411. They obviously don't understand
Project Sea Pals yet.Copy !req
412. I said...Copy !req
413. - Sea Pals!
- Sea Pals.Copy !req
414. I think everyone needs a refresher,
don't you?Copy !req
415. Kids love fish!Copy !req
416. But sales of pet sea creatures
have long been hurtCopy !req
417. by one sad fact.Copy !req
418. You can't cuddle with the little darlings!Copy !req
419. Until now!Copy !req
420. Sea Pals are a revolutionary
new consumer product.Copy !req
421. Ocean creatures that breathe air
and live in your house!Copy !req
422. Oh boy! It's a crab man!Copy !req
423. That's right, Bobby. Mr. Krabs.Copy !req
424. And you can collect
all of Mr. Krabs' friends!Copy !req
425. There's Patrick, Squidward,
and the anchor product,Copy !req
426. SpongeBob!
Wow!Copy !req
427. And Sea Pals are genetically modifiedCopy !req
428. to stay adorable and compliant
even during aggressive cuddling!Copy !req
429. Sorry, Fido,
looks like you're out of a job.Copy !req
430. How is this possible?Copy !req
431. We've designed a three-phase process!Copy !req
432. Phase one! We feed the crittersCopy !req
433. our special genetic modification paste.Copy !req
434. This prepares them for phase two!Copy !req
435. Their DNA is altered
by our patented gene machine,Copy !req
436. turning them into air breathers
ready for phase three!Copy !req
437. Cloning!Copy !req
438. And soon they'll be on their way
to a retailer near you.Copy !req
439. Now that's production value.Copy !req
440. It's a great video.Copy !req
441. 'Cuda doesn't like suck-ups, darling.Copy !req
442. Start phase one! Now!Copy !req
443. Oh, come here. No...Copy !req
444. Come here. No, this way. This...Copy !req
445. Hold on!Copy !req
446. Phew!Copy !req
447. Find me that sponge!Copy !req
448. You got it.Copy !req
449. Yessiree, Bob Sponge.Copy !req
450. Not to brag, but I got votedCopy !req
451. most irresistible wink in Texas.Copy !req
452. Eight years running.Copy !req
453. Ooh, ooh! Let me try!Copy !req
454. Wha?Copy !req
455. Ooh!Copy !req
456. Uh-oh! The gum I use to keep
the engine together is wearing out.Copy !req
457. Oh! Sandy can fix anything.
Let's wake her up.Copy !req
458. Now hold your britches there, Mr. Pants.Copy !req
459. She ain't the only one who's good
at mechanical science.Copy !req
460. I'll put her on cruise and check it out.Copy !req
461. Oh!Copy !req
462. Huh?Copy !req
463. The sun's coming up.
Might as well set up for morning supper.Copy !req
464. Ma, it's called breakfast.Copy !req
465. Yo, here you go!Copy !req
466. Say, you look like a gearhead.Copy !req
467. 'Fraid not. Square head.Copy !req
468. Square head!Copy !req
469. I get it! Oh, that's a good one, Bob!Copy !req
470. Cheeks Family Circus!Copy !req
471. I am kind of hungry for some home cooking.Copy !req
472. Think fast, pumpkin!
Fire up the grill! Ha-ha!Copy !req
473. Woo-hoo!Copy !req
474. Stuck it!Copy !req
475. Yep! I still got skills.Copy !req
476. I always hopedCopy !req
477. the circus would be handed down
through the womenfolk.Copy !req
478. First Granny who started it, then me,Copy !req
479. then you!Copy !req
480. Yip! Ha-ha!Copy !req
481. Oh, Ma, you knew my love of scienceCopy !req
482. would always win out over the circus.Copy !req
483. I'm the first-ever scientist squirrel
to live in the ocean.Copy !req
484. But you were already the first-ever
water skiing squirrel.Copy !req
485. And we miss our little star.Copy !req
486. Sandy! Sandy! Sandy!Copy !req
487. Aw!
Whoa!Copy !req
488. Who's a little rascal?Copy !req
489. Who's a little rascal?Copy !req
490. I think they get that
from my side of the family.Copy !req
491. They're a little nuts!
Or is it that they like little nuts?Copy !req
492. They do have small teeth!Copy !req
493. I'm hungry.Copy !req
494. Hickory nut-crusted apple steaksCopy !req
495. with roasted pecans.Copy !req
496. Mama, you made that just for me
'cause you know that's my favorite.Copy !req
497. Well, who wants walnut milk? I got some!Copy !req
498. I do!Copy !req
499. Whatever Sandy wants to do with her lifeCopy !req
500. is okay by us 'cause we love her.Copy !req
501. - Isn't that right, Mama?
- Of course we love her.Copy !req
502. Aw! I love y'all too.Copy !req
503. She can do whatever she wants in her lifeCopy !req
504. as long as it's right here in Texas.Copy !req
505. Uh...
Ahem!Copy !req
506. I found the problem with the engine.Copy !req
507. A kitty cat!Copy !req
508. All right, you, time to leave.Copy !req
509. It's best not to handle
the wildlife out here.Copy !req
510. They could have the rabies.Copy !req
511. I've had rabies
more times than I can remember!Copy !req
512. Granny, you crack me up!Copy !req
513. They've got a cloning machine. Yes!Copy !req
514. Uh-huh, one that actually works,
unlike yours.Copy !req
515. Hmm...Copy !req
516. Blarg, blarg, blarg, blarg...Copy !req
517. Quiet, I'm thinking!Copy !req
518. If I can get my hands on their machine,Copy !req
519. I can finally turn myself
into an unstoppable armyCopy !req
520. and rule the world!Copy !req
521. Good!Copy !req
522. Then maybe one of you
would take out the garbage.Copy !req
523. Maybe this is one of those, um...Copy !req
524. Um... What do you call those...Copy !req
525. scary movies you have when you sleep?Copy !req
526. Nightmares?Copy !req
527. No! Scary sleep movies!Copy !req
528. Whoa! Huh?Copy !req
529. Mm!Copy !req
530. Hey, everybody! It's raining Phase Ones!Copy !req
531. And they're free!Copy !req
532. My leg again!Copy !req
533. Stop it! You're eating into me profits!Copy !req
534. Oh my! Oh!Copy !req
535. Are you gonna eat that?Copy !req
536. Are you gonna eat that?Copy !req
537. Ooh! Are you gonna eat that?Copy !req
538. How about the pink one?Copy !req
539. Yes! Good market research on pink.
Put him in the gene machine!Copy !req
540. - Get me two more.
- Uh...Copy !req
541. I don't work for you in this insane orb!Copy !req
542. In fact, I'm getting as far away from you
as I can get!Copy !req
543. Avast, there!
- Oh, typical.Copy !req
544. Wait! Wait! Oh!Copy !req
545. Why won't they pick me?Copy !req
546. It's just like high school all over again.Copy !req
547. Commence Phase Two.Copy !req
548. I think I'm gonna hurl!Copy !req
549. Take us out of here,Copy !req
550. you monsters!Copy !req
551. Again! Again!Copy !req
552. Oh, can we go backwards this time?Copy !req
553. Put them in the play-set!
Let's test these puppies.Copy !req
554. Woo!Copy !req
555. Yay! We're back home in Bikini Bottom!Copy !req
556. Hey! Why is it so small?Copy !req
557. 'Cause it ain't real, son.Copy !req
558. It's some kind of unholy simulacrum!Copy !req
559. Put us back in the water,
ye' landlubbin' demons!Copy !req
560. Wait! We're not in the water!Copy !req
561. I feel... I feel...Copy !req
562. Five, six, seven, eight!Copy !req
563. Huh!Copy !req
564. - Huh?
- Much better.Copy !req
565. Heh. Now why didn't I ever think of that?Copy !req
566. Bring in the focus group.Copy !req
567. Toys! Gimme the toys!
Where are the toys? Where are the toys?Copy !req
568. Gimme! Gimme!Copy !req
569. I want him!
- No, I want him!Copy !req
570. - He's mine!
- Give me him!Copy !req
571. Hey! That tickles!Copy !req
572. Give him to me!
- Hey! Careful!Copy !req
573. Fly!Copy !req
574. Whoa!Copy !req
575. I love you! I love you! I love you!Copy !req
576. Play chess!Copy !req
577. Eat spaghetti!Copy !req
578. Yes! Yes! Excellent.Copy !req
579. Kyle.Copy !req
580. Pay them off
and return them to their parents.Copy !req
581. Hey Randy, will you show me how to doCopy !req
582. the Cheeks Family whistle
like you promised?Copy !req
583. Does Texas chili burn your mouth?Copy !req
584. Well, just put your fingers
in your piehole like so...Copy !req
585. Oh.Copy !req
586. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
587. Yeah, you got it.
Now put your lips together and blow!Copy !req
588. What? What?Copy !req
589. Woo!Copy !req
590. Uh-oh! That's the fuzz.Copy !req
591. Hold on, everybody!Copy !req
592. Oh no!Copy !req
593. Keep your foot off my face!Copy !req
594. What the heck are you doing?
We gotta pull over!Copy !req
595. - Sorry, Pa, can't nearly do that!
- Why in the Sam Hill not?Copy !req
596. Well, I might have stashed a load
of stolen nuts in the back.Copy !req
597. Dag nabbit, Randy!
You let me out right here!Copy !req
598. - You're gonna ruin everything!
- I been in lots of high-speed chases.Copy !req
599. Ain't never been caught once!Copy !req
600. I'll get you there in half the time.Copy !req
601. Then do it. Just make sure you drop me offCopy !req
602. at Galveston
before you get hauled off to jail!Copy !req
603. - Huh!
- Yeehaw!Copy !req
604. Hold on tight!Copy !req
605. Ooh! That's funny! Looks like
we're headed straight for a cliff.Copy !req
606. Well, I'll be!
If this ain't the same twisterCopy !req
607. what got us before, SpongeBob!Copy !req
608. Beans! Beans! Beans!Copy !req
609. This time we're downwind.Copy !req
610. Ugh! Definitely downwind.Copy !req
611. Here's a trick Grandpa Cheeks taught me.Copy !req
612. Ooh! What happened to him?Copy !req
613. Uh, eventually, this trick.Copy !req
614. Yah!Copy !req
615. Yah!Copy !req
616. Yeehaw!Copy !req
617. They's moving faster
than green grass through a goose!Copy !req
618. Nice work, sis.Copy !req
619. Galveston, eight miles.
We're almost there!Copy !req
620. Shoot! We're gonna have to let you off
without stopping.Copy !req
621. Pull over!
We have you surrounded!Copy !req
622. - What are you talkin' 'bout?
- Sandy!Copy !req
623. Get on back here!Copy !req
624. Ooh!Copy !req
625. I gotta go get my friends!Copy !req
626. That's my girl! You go get 'em!Copy !req
627. Oh! But dang it! I just got here.Copy !req
628. Ma, Pa... I just want to say...Copy !req
629. You can tell us
the next time you visit, dear.Copy !req
630. Water park is coming up!Copy !req
631. And sorry, sis, I may have overloaded
that cannon just a smidge.Copy !req
632. Wait, what?Copy !req
633. Huh? I guess it's too late
to give them these parachutes.Copy !req
634. Woo-hoo!Copy !req
635. All right! We're closing in
on the water park!Copy !req
636. Woo-hoo!Copy !req
637. Hooray!Copy !req
638. - Whoa!
- Woo-hoo!Copy !req
639. Woo! I'm back in the circus!Copy !req
640. Oh yeah! Ta-da!Copy !req
641. Whoa!Copy !req
642. I hate what chlorine does to my tail!Copy !req
643. Makes it all frizzy!Copy !req
644. Hmm.Copy !req
645. Coochie coochie coo!Copy !req
646. Coochie coochie!Copy !req
647. This place has more legs than Squidward!Copy !req
648. Let's find the lab. It's gotta be
somewhere in this here water park.Copy !req
649. Ooh! I got a great idea for Bikini Bottom.Copy !req
650. Air park! Yip!Copy !req
651. The parks at Bikini Bottom
don't have those things!Copy !req
652. Dogs chasing squirrels?Copy !req
653. How cliché!Copy !req
654. Don't eat me! I don't taste good!Copy !req
655. Now you know
why I moved to the ocean!Copy !req
656. Land critters are nuts!Copy !req
657. Hey!Copy !req
658. Well, I was hoping to make a splash here.Copy !req
659. Whoa!Copy !req
660. Yeehaw! We found it!Copy !req
661. Ha-ha!Copy !req
662. - Come on, SpongeBob!
- Whoa!Copy !req
663. Woo-hoo!Copy !req
664. Bad dog!Copy !req
665. Ha! Woo-hoo!Copy !req
666. Woo!Copy !req
667. Yee-hee!Copy !req
668. This should lead us straight to the lab!Copy !req
669. Think we lost that dog!Copy !req
670. Do you feel drained?
I'm so drained!Copy !req
671. Ah! I feel like a mole!Copy !req
672. Do I look flushed? I feel flushed.Copy !req
673. Whoa!Copy !req
674. Huh! Now I know
what toothpaste feels like.Copy !req
675. Wow!Copy !req
676. Bikini Bottom!Copy !req
677. I'm so happy!Copy !req
678. I'm so horrified!Copy !req
679. Gary!Copy !req
680. SpongeBob, wait!Copy !req
681. Good old Gary!Copy !req
682. Hey! It's SpongeBob!Copy !req
683. Hello, SpongeBob!Copy !req
684. Hello, Patrick!Copy !req
685. Whee!Copy !req
686. Boy-o! You've come to save us!Copy !req
687. Yup, we're doomed.Copy !req
688. Holy sugar cookies! He's here!Copy !req
689. - Hey!
- Hey, I found him.Copy !req
690. I'm a fan.Copy !req
691. Excellent!Copy !req
692. "Sue Nammy"!Copy !req
693. You're an embarrassment
to scientists everywhere!Copy !req
694. - It's "Nahmee."
- Really? I've always said "Nammy."Copy !req
695. Aw, I'm so sorry.Copy !req
696. Um, oh wait! You evil villain!Copy !req
697. How dare you scoop up
my friends for profit!Copy !req
698. Oh, Miss Cheeks.Copy !req
699. I'm so glad you brought our prized trophyCopy !req
700. SpongeBoy to us.Copy !req
701. His name is SpongeBob!Copy !req
702. Oh! Get off!Copy !req
703. Get off! This is couture!Copy !req
704. - Couture?
- What are you doing in there?Copy !req
705. - Vermin!
- You wanna play, do you?Copy !req
706. I'll show ya how you play Texas style!
Take that!Copy !req
707. - Hey, girl squirrel!
- Hey, Sandy!Copy !req
708. Phoebe! Kyle!Copy !req
709. How's your science going?Copy !req
710. How could you turn
to the dark side of science?Copy !req
711. Uh, Sue got us a vending machine
for the break room.Copy !req
712. And if we're good she says
she just might...Copy !req
713. - fill it.
- What?Copy !req
714. - That was a year ago.
- Why are you just standing around?Copy !req
715. Get the sponge into the cloning machine!Copy !req
716. Cloning machine!Copy !req
717. That monster is gonna clone usCopy !req
718. and sell us as pets!Copy !req
719. Hope I'm tall enough for this ride!Copy !req
720. FYI, I usually stick
with the kiddie rides.Copy !req
721. Weak stomach. Psst!Copy !req
722. This arm isn't inside the vehicle.Copy !req
723. Ooh-hoo-hoo!Copy !req
724. Soon there will be a SpongePants
for every household!Copy !req
725. What happens to the original?Copy !req
726. The original will no longer exist.Copy !req
727. But he'll be legion!Copy !req
728. A legion of SpongeBobs?Copy !req
729. Someone kill me now.Copy !req
730. And I never would have known
about this porous little treasureCopy !req
731. if it weren't for you.Copy !req
732. Why would you do this?Copy !req
733. I'll tell you why, Sandy Cheeks.Copy !req
734. Once upon a time, there was a little girl.Copy !req
735. A little girl who loved fish.Copy !req
736. I mean really... loved... fish.Copy !req
737. She wished she could take them out
of the waterCopy !req
738. so she could cuddle and sleep with them.Copy !req
739. But every time she tried that...Copy !req
740. they died.Copy !req
741. And this made the little girl...Copy !req
742. frustrated!Copy !req
743. She used her family's considerable fortuneCopy !req
744. to travel the world,
swimming with swordfish in San Tropez,Copy !req
745. ogling octopi in Orlando,Copy !req
746. and finally an unfortunate encounterCopy !req
747. with piranhas in PeruCopy !req
748. deprived her of her earthly body.Copy !req
749. And yes, Sandy Cheeks,Copy !req
750. that little girl...Copy !req
751. was me!Copy !req
752. Uh...Copy !req
753. I'm doing something great and beautifulCopy !req
754. thanks to your scientific research,
Cheeks!Copy !req
755. My scien...?Copy !req
756. But I...Copy !req
757. - Oh, Sandy.
- I thought I knew you.Copy !req
758. Oh, Sandy!Copy !req
759. Oh!Copy !req
760. I didn't know that you were using me
to spy on Bikini Bottom!Copy !req
761. Randy was right.Copy !req
762. With Sea Pals, I'm giving the whole worldCopy !req
763. a chance to cuddle
with the creatures of the sea!Copy !req
764. I am so good!Copy !req
765. I was going to feed you
to Fishy, Cheeks...Copy !req
766. But...Copy !req
767. I think I'd rather see you scamper
on your wheel.Copy !req
768. I reckon you're right.Copy !req
769. All I'm good for is scampering.Copy !req
770. Welcome to the Cloning Popper, SpongyBoy!Copy !req
771. Avast there, land witch!Copy !req
772. Do not pop SpongeBob!Copy !req
773. It's the only thing I'll ever ask of ye!Copy !req
774. Oh no!Copy !req
775. Plegh!Copy !req
776. It's hot in here.Copy !req
777. I feel funny.Copy !req
778. Hey! What's happening?Copy !req
779. Whoa! Hey!Copy !req
780. Ta-da!Copy !req
781. Hello, little me!Copy !req
782. That's weird!Copy !req
783. Which one is the real me?Copy !req
784. Hey, good lookin'!Copy !req
785. I don't even know who I am anymore!Copy !req
786. Perfect! Now give it a little time
for them to grow to actual size.Copy !req
787. Avast, ye land witch!Copy !req
788. Please!Copy !req
789. Do not give it a little time
for them to grow to actual size!Copy !req
790. It's the only thing I'll ever ask of ye.Copy !req
791. Hey, Blue Hair! Over here!Copy !req
792. Land witch, hello!Copy !req
793. No!Copy !req
794. They needed more time to grow.Copy !req
795. 'Cuda, no! Heel! Stop, 'Cuda!Copy !req
796. We've got a SpongeBob spill on aisle five.Copy !req
797. That is a SpongeBob spill on aisle five.Copy !req
798. Kyle, Phoebe, do something!Copy !req
799. Yeah, uh...Copy !req
800. Sorry, tiny SpongeBob.Copy !req
801. 'Fraid I can't hear ya.Copy !req
802. Oh! I just want
to tell you not to feel badCopy !req
803. because this was not your fault!Copy !req
804. Yeah, it was.Copy !req
805. Well yeah, okay, you got me there but...Copy !req
806. don't give up on saving Bikini Bottom!Copy !req
807. Think of everything we've been through!Copy !req
808. The plane, the twister,
the snakes, your family...Copy !req
809. and those zombie vampire werewolves!Copy !req
810. Wait! Zombie werewolves?Copy !req
811. Just checking to see
if you're paying attention.Copy !req
812. Bikini Bottom is your home.Copy !req
813. It's not something
to be reproduced and sold,Copy !req
814. and all of us sea creatures,Copy !req
815. we're not just your friends. We're your—Copy !req
816. You're my family!Copy !req
817. And I don't turn my back on kin!Copy !req
818. Yeehaw!Copy !req
819. What are you idiots doing?Copy !req
820. Fix that machine now!Copy !req
821. And sweep up these SpongeBobs!Copy !req
822. Yes, boss!Copy !req
823. You're such a suck-up!Copy !req
824. Can't believe you made us
follow Sue's evil plan.Copy !req
825. Hello! She bought us a vending machine.Copy !req
826. With money from our paychecks.Copy !req
827. We get paychecks?
Oh my God!Copy !req
828. The heck with Sue Nahmee
and her stupid empty vending machine!Copy !req
829. You thinking what I'm thinking?Copy !req
830. Line me up!Copy !req
831. - Right about...
- There.Copy !req
832. Yeehaw!Copy !req
833. Nobody knocks over Sue Nahmee
with a hamster wheel!Copy !req
834. Well now, could'a swore I just did!Copy !req
835. Robo-jerk!Copy !req
836. Get off of me!Copy !req
837. Rotten rodent!Copy !req
838. Kyle, throw me a magnet!Copy !req
839. Got it!Copy !req
840. Science!Copy !req
841. Don't you touch that!Copy !req
842. No!Copy !req
843. Wah-hoo!Copy !req
844. Sue Nahmee does not two-step!Copy !req
845. Oh, I like this.Copy !req
846. What's this? River dance? What am I doing?Copy !req
847. Oh no! No!Copy !req
848. No! No!Copy !req
849. Nobody makes Sue Nahmee do the robot!Copy !req
850. Yah!Copy !req
851. I just wanted to cuddle fish!Copy !req
852. Ew!Copy !req
853. I'm a fish!Copy !req
854. How is this possible?Copy !req
855. It's a scientific breakthrough!Copy !req
856. I live it! I love it!Copy !req
857. I'm finally a fish!Copy !req
858. Whoa, I didn't see that coming!Copy !req
859. Yeah! Hee-hee! Whoa!Copy !req
860. Huh?Copy !req
861. Hmm?Copy !req
862. Shiver me timbers!Copy !req
863. If ya squish 'em together,
the little SpongeBobs reconstitute!Copy !req
864. Let's smush 'em!Copy !req
865. Yeah! You too, Mr. Squidward!Copy !req
866. Why should this world be different
from any other?Copy !req
867. - Smush!
- Ta-da!Copy !req
868. Ta-da!Copy !req
869. Woo-hoo! Hooray!Copy !req
870. The water's leaking out!Copy !req
871. We're all going to suffocate!Copy !req
872. I'm back!Copy !req
873. - Order up!
- Yay!Copy !req
874. We gotta get Bikini Bottom
back to the ocean! Pronto!Copy !req
875. Don't look at me. I've got four bad knees.Copy !req
876. The Rolling Thunder Ball!Copy !req
877. But we're gonna need help!Copy !req
878. Ooh-hoo!Copy !req
879. Oh no! I lost a tooth in the fight!Copy !req
880. Dah!Copy !req
881. Incoming!Copy !req
882. Yeah!Copy !req
883. Somebody call for a rescue?
Thanks for the lift, twister!Copy !req
884. It's Cheeks time! Woo-hoo!Copy !req
885. Ma! Pa!Copy !req
886. Granny! Randy!Copy !req
887. You're not in jail?Copy !req
888. Not unless you call society
and all its rules a jail.Copy !req
889. - Aw!
- Uh-oh! Uh, Sandy!Copy !req
890. Whoa!Copy !req
891. This feels very warm and fuzzy.Copy !req
892. - But...
- The sphere!Copy !req
893. We gotta get our friends back to the ocean
before the water leaks out!Copy !req
894. Nuff said! Cheeks, assemble!Copy !req
895. Whoa!Copy !req
896. Yeehaw!Copy !req
897. It's too heavy, Pa!Copy !req
898. We can't roll it!Copy !req
899. I'm sorry, nut muffin.Copy !req
900. It seems like one familyCopy !req
901. just isn't enough.Copy !req
902. Wait!Copy !req
903. How about two families?Copy !req
904. Two families?Copy !req
905. - Huh?
- What?Copy !req
906. The twister left a charged electric field,Copy !req
907. and if I can use that
to generate voltage...Copy !req
908. G into V, carry the one...Copy !req
909. Hot dog!Copy !req
910. Toss me up some wires!Copy !req
911. Hmm...Copy !req
912. I found these in my pants!Copy !req
913. Heave ho!Copy !req
914. Ha! Use what ya got!Copy !req
915. Y'all don't try this at home.Copy !req
916. Stand back!Copy !req
917. Take that thing apart!
- You got it!Copy !req
918. That's my Pa!Copy !req
919. He's so masculine!Copy !req
920. Even my muscles got muscles!Copy !req
921. Let's move these parts down the line!Copy !req
922. Put some elbow grease on there!Copy !req
923. Pick up the pace!Copy !req
924. Hot potato!Copy !req
925. I'm an artist! I don't do manual labor!Copy !req
926. Get to work, ya lazy octopus!
Is mayonnaise a wire?Copy !req
927. - Catch, squirrel girl!
- Cheese Boy, you're doin' real good!Copy !req
928. Y'all, put the positive end over hereCopy !req
929. and the negative end over there.Copy !req
930. Ain't y'all ever jumped a car before?Copy !req
931. Kyle! Phoebe!
Lift that big Bikini Bottom ball!Copy !req
932. You're doing good for two non-crustaceans!Copy !req
933. Keep her steady, Sparky boy!Copy !req
934. Yeah, Sparky!
Put some junk in that trunk!Copy !req
935. With my family on top of the wheel,
and my other family on the bottom,Copy !req
936. we're gonna super conduct this baby!Copy !req
937. Sounds like a plan!Copy !req
938. - I love science.
- Now?Copy !req
939. Okay, now!Copy !req
940. You're all about to find out
why I named Sparky Sparky!Copy !req
941. Hang onto your bloomers!Copy !req
942. Run as fast as you can!Copy !req
943. Yeehaw! Faster than greased lightning!Copy !req
944. Yee-hoo! Faster than a sneeze
through a screen door!Copy !req
945. Almost there...Copy !req
946. Almost there...Copy !req
947. Now!Copy !req
948. Goodbye!Copy !req
949. Happy vapor trails!Copy !req
950. Yeah!Copy !req
951. - All right!
- Slow down, everybody!Copy !req
952. We've gone too high!Copy !req
953. We're directly above where we need to be.
Jump up and down, y'all!Copy !req
954. We need to put on the brakes! Run!Copy !req
955. Ladies and gentle-fish,Copy !req
956. Bikini Bottom and the Krusty KrabCopy !req
957. proudly present the Cheeks Family Circus!Copy !req
958. Huh? Huh?Copy !req
959. Yeah! Woo-hoo!Copy !req
960. Ha-ha!Copy !req
961. Thank you! Oh, you're too kind!Copy !req
962. Pew pew!Copy !req
963. Thank you! Thank you!Copy !req
964. Oh, Randy!Copy !req
965. Mwah! Yeah!Copy !req
966. We're having a barrel of fun!Copy !req
967. Don't try this at home!Copy !req
968. Yeehaw!Copy !req
969. Woo—Copy !req
970. Hoo!Copy !req
971. Krabby Patties! Krabby Patties!Copy !req
972. Get your Texas-style Krabby Patties
right here!Copy !req
973. I'll take one.Copy !req
974. Cheers to Sandy
for making that shrink ray.Copy !req
975. I still don't see
why she had to make me shorter than you.Copy !req
976. Oh my God!Copy !req
977. Hee-hoo!Copy !req
978. Woo!Copy !req
979. She can do it all!
- That's my sis!Copy !req
980. I sure done good!Copy !req
981. Are you ready, kids?
Yeehaw, cowgirl!Copy !req
982. I can't hear you!Copy !req
983. Yeehaw, cowgirl!Copy !req
984. Yeehaw, Sandy Cheeks!Copy !req
985. Yeehaw, Sandy Cheeks!Copy !req
986. Yeehaw, Sandy Cheeks!Copy !req
987. Yeehaw, Sandy Cheeks!Copy !req
988. Sandy Cheeks, y'all!Copy !req
989. Sandy Cheeks, y'all!Copy !req
990. Yee... haw!Copy !req
991. Yee... haw! Yee... haw!Copy !req
992. Sandy Cheeks, y'all!Copy !req
993. Yee... haw! Yee... haw!Copy !req
994. Yee... haw! Sandy Cheeks, y'all!Copy !req
995. Yeehaw, Sandy Cheeks!Copy !req
996. Yeehaw, Sandy Cheeks!Copy !req
997. Yeehaw, Sandy Cheeks!Copy !req
998. Yeehaw, Sandy Cheeks!Copy !req
999. Yee-hoo!Copy !req
1000. Oh boy! O2!Copy !req
1001. Oh, it's me.Copy !req
1002. I'm alive!Copy !req
1003. But wait!Copy !req
1004. It's Kafkaesque! Look it up.Copy !req
1005. Thank you very much!Copy !req