1. Oh, shit. Carl. Carl. Carl, Carl! Dude, we
slept in again. The song's about to start!Copy !req
2. Shit, Frank! We can't miss the song.
Barry, wake up!Copy !req
3. What? What? I'm up. I'm up.Copy !req
4. This song is such an awesome way
to start every morning.Copy !req
5. It's a nice way of showing the gods how
much we appreciate everything they'll do...Copy !req
6. once they take us out those doors
to the Great Beyond.Copy !req
7. God, I love them so fucking much.Copy !req
8. Oh, shit! Corn's about to start singing!Copy !req
9. - Drop it, Corn! You got the best voice!
- You're the man, Corn!Copy !req
10. You rule! Take it away, brah!Copy !req
11. Holy shit, I've been chosen!
Ha-ha-ha.Copy !req
12. Booyah, bitches, I'm out of here!Copy !req
13. - Pip!
- Pip!Copy !req
14. Kiss my brownish-yellow ass!Copy !req
15. I'm going to the Great Beyond,
motherfuckers!Copy !req
16. We need
an extra cashier to the front, please.Copy !req
17. Boo and yah, motherfuckers.
Red, White and Blue Day is tomorrow!Copy !req
18. Dudes, basically every single sausage...Copy !req
19. gets chosen on
Red, White and Blue Day.Copy !req
20. By this time tomorrow, we're all gonna be
5 inches deep in some bun, son.Copy !req
21. - Ba-bam.
- Oh, my God, yes.Copy !req
22. Ha-ha. More like 3 inches deep for Barry,
you deformed nerd.Copy !req
23. Ha-ha. Troy, that's funny.Copy !req
24. You see, this is why I can't wait
for the Great Beyond.Copy !req
25. We'll all be equal, and then jerks like
Troy won't be picking on me all the time...Copy !req
26. on account of my abnormality.Copy !req
27. Whatever, Barry. You're different,
and that makes you weird.Copy !req
28. Ignore that prick, Barry. He's full of shit.
And don't forget, you've got girth.Copy !req
29. That's way more important than length.
You're a fucking champ.Copy !req
30. You know, I am girthy. I could fill a bun.
They'll know I'm there.Copy !req
31. I'm sure there's some kind of
smushed bun out there waiting for me.Copy !req
32. - Shit, it's the Dark Lord!
- Oh, no. He's coming.Copy !req
33. No, wait! I'm still fresh. I swear!Copy !req
34. I'm still fresh!Copy !req
35. - Did he see us?
- No way.Copy !req
36. - We're fucked, bros!
- Oh, God, no!Copy !req
37. Take anyone but us, please!Copy !req
38. - Oh, no! No!
- No!Copy !req
39. - No! No!
- Why us?Copy !req
40. Fuck you, wienies.Copy !req
41. Fuck, I hate this fucking job!Copy !req
42. Ah, phew. You okay? Everyone okay?Copy !req
43. That's super fucked up
about Bill and those guys.Copy !req
44. They stayed in their package,
followed all the guidelines of the song.Copy !req
45. - What do they get?
- We're not supposed to understand...Copy !req
46. the will of the gods.
They work in mysterious ways.Copy !req
47. Since we base our lives on the song,
it might be nice if there was some proof.Copy !req
48. Proof? All the proof you need
is right in front of you.Copy !req
49. Look at these big old buns.Copy !req
50. Yeah! You know it, baby.
Work those buns!Copy !req
51. All of you. All day, "err" day.Copy !req
52. Lined up, waiting to get filled
with my meat.Copy !req
53. Right, Carl. You really think any of these
buns will line up to get filled by you?Copy !req
54. Here's my impression of that:Copy !req
55. "Oh, is he in there yet? I can't feel him.
I don't think he's in there. Oh, wait. He is."Copy !req
56. It's so sad. I bet you jackrabbit
for a quick 15 seconds. You're like:Copy !req
57. And then you slump over.Copy !req
58. I mean, honestly, guys...Copy !req
59. who in this package
would ever let Carl get up in them? Huh?Copy !req
60. Roberta, put your fucking hand down.
You're ruining my joke.Copy !req
61. See? Nobody. That's who.Copy !req
62. Hey, dude, I don't know how to say this
to you gently, but your girlfriend, um...Copy !req
63. she's a fucking cunt.Copy !req
64. Shut up. She's fresh as fuck,
and you know it.Copy !req
65. I don't know why you're limiting yourself
to one bun. There's plenty of buns.Copy !req
66. Because I believe in bunogomy.
I'm a bunogamist.Copy !req
67. And when a bun this fresh is into you,
all you ask is when and how deep.Copy !req
68. And the answer is:Copy !req
69. As soon as we get to the Great Beyond
and as deep as she'll let me.Copy !req
70. I'm gonna talk to her.Copy !req
71. Hey, Brenda. What up, girl?
Heh-heh.Copy !req
72. Sorry about those guys.
Such dicks, right?Copy !req
73. I can hear you, dude.Copy !req
74. Shut up. Fuck you.Copy !req
75. So looks like tomorrow's
the big day, huh? Heh-heh.Copy !req
76. You and me, finally gonna be official.Copy !req
77. I'm so happy the gods
put our packages together.Copy !req
78. It's because we belong together.Copy !req
79. It's like we were made for each other.Copy !req
80. I can't wait to finally just get up in there.
Just raw-dog it.Copy !req
81. But, full disclosure,
I'm pretty fucking nervous about this.Copy !req
82. I don't know how well I'll perform
once it happens.Copy !req
83. I've obviously never been
in a bun before, so...Copy !req
84. Hey, I'm not gonna be any better.
I've never opened up.Copy !req
85. I mean, look how tight I am.Copy !req
86. Oh, sweet fucking fuck.Copy !req
87. Look, okay, I know it's against the rules,
but I can't wait anymore.Copy !req
88. I need to just feel you.Copy !req
89. Are you thinking what I'm thinking?Copy !req
90. - Just the tips?
- Just the tips?Copy !req
91. - I can't believe we're doing this.
- I know. We're so naughty.Copy !req
92. It's fine, right? I mean, nothing bad's
ever happened from just the tips.Copy !req
93. No. No, no, no. No, no, no.Copy !req
94. Ah.Copy !req
95. Oh, yeah, go in. Put it in there.Copy !req
96. - Big tip.
- Oh, you wouldn't dare.Copy !req
97. Management to Cash 5.Copy !req
98. Management to Cash 5.Copy !req
99. I meant to buy a normal mustard.
When I got home...Copy !req
100. I realized I bought honey mustard.Copy !req
101. - Is it cool if I just go swap it?
- I don't give a flying fuck.Copy !req
102. Holy shit! You're back, man. Crazy!Copy !req
103. Did you go to the Great Beyond?Copy !req
104. Don't touch me, man!
Ketchup, get your fucking hands off me.Copy !req
105. Whoa, whoa, whoa!Copy !req
106. - What happened?
- Oh, I'll tell you what fucking happened.Copy !req
107. I'll tell you exactly what happened
in the Great Beyond...Copy !req
108. - ... you dumb, red piece of shit!
- What the f...?Copy !req
109. As soon as we got out those doors...Copy !req
110. So you have learned the terrible truth.Copy !req
111. Congratulations!Copy !req
112. Now keep it to yourself,
or I will slit your throat while you sleep.Copy !req
113. I swear to God.Copy !req
114. Oh, my God!
Did you guys just hear that?Copy !req
115. What? What are you looking at?Copy !req
116. He's gone.
Where the fuck did he go?Copy !req
117. I'm so fucked up. I'm so fucked up.Copy !req
118. Ketchup, get the fuck off of me.
Nobody fucking touch me!Copy !req
119. Attention, shoppers. The store
is closing in five minutes. Get out.Copy !req
120. Hey, hey, hey, look at this.
We fucking got one.Copy !req
121. - Stand up straight, boys!
- Hey!Copy !req
122. Over here! Choose us!Copy !req
123. We're chosen!Copy !req
124. Pick us! Pick our package!Copy !req
125. Brenda!Copy !req
126. Frank!Copy !req
127. Oh, man. I'm freaking out.
My heart's racing.Copy !req
128. I'm having an out-of-sausage
experience. Yes!Copy !req
129. Choose us! Look at us!Copy !req
130. Oh, please, god.Copy !req
131. - Choose us. Look at us! Oh, yes!
- Please, god.Copy !req
132. - Nice!
- Whoo!Copy !req
133. - Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
- Yes! Frank, we've been chosen together.Copy !req
134. Fucking A! Yeah!Copy !req
135. This is so cool!Copy !req
136. - I'm chosen! I got chosen!
- Going to the Promised Land!Copy !req
137. I'm on my way!Copy !req
138. Yo! Oh, fuck, yeah, dude.Copy !req
139. Somebody call a doctor
because, honestly, this beat is sick.Copy !req
140. - Actually, I feel great. Real healthy.
- Not you, the beat. The song, bro.Copy !req
141. - Oh, shit, Chips!
- Huh?Copy !req
142. C-H-I-P-S, Chips, Chips, Chips.Copy !req
143. I've known you forever.
I would never disrespect you with a lie.Copy !req
144. I will tell you very much
that you look fucking disgusting, bro.Copy !req
145. Oh, come on.Copy !req
146. No, I'm just messing with you, bro.
But for reals? You gotta hit the gym, bro.Copy !req
147. Oh, what's up?
Yo, are you pink all the way through?Copy !req
148. - Ew.
- Ha-ha-ha.Copy !req
149. I'm fucking with you, but also serious.
Is there a different color inside?Copy !req
150. Unh! What are you, even?Copy !req
151. What do you mean, what am I, dude?
I'm a fucking douche!Copy !req
152. You know how long I've been waiting
up in this motherfucker?Copy !req
153. I was starting to worry the gods didn't
want douches no more, but look at her.Copy !req
154. She's a fucking 10, bro.Copy !req
155. The G-O-D is D-T-D...Copy !req
156. dude. Down to douche.Copy !req
157. "Lavash, sausages..."Copy !req
158. Oh, honey mustard.Copy !req
159. What? No.Copy !req
160. This can't be happening. Not again.Copy !req
161. Oh, Jesus, not to me. Motherfuck.Copy !req
162. Get your hands off of me. Get off of me!Copy !req
163. - Fecking gobshite!
- Back off!Copy !req
164. You don't even know
what you're celebrating.Copy !req
165. You're celebrating your doom!Copy !req
166. Wake up!
They're lying to your fucking faces!Copy !req
167. The Great Beyond is bullshit!Copy !req
168. - Why isn't anybody listening to me?
- Hey, buddy, are you all right?Copy !req
169. No, I'm not all right.Copy !req
170. It's all a lie.
Everything you've been told.Copy !req
171. - Everything you believe in.
- Honey Mustard, you acting cray-cray!Copy !req
172. We shouldn't be talking to this asshole.
Everyone knows Honey Mustard's weird.Copy !req
173. What is he? Honey? Is he mustard? Like,
make up your mind or just kill yourself.Copy !req
174. You fucking idiots. I've been there.Copy !req
175. I've seen that shit,
and there ain't no way I'm going back.Copy !req
176. Wait, you've been to the Great Beyond?Copy !req
177. "Great," my asshole!Copy !req
178. Everything we've ever known
is a dirt-covered pile of shit...Copy !req
179. jacking off in our fucking faces...Copy !req
180. covering our eyes with their come...Copy !req
181. so come-covered we can't fucking see!Copy !req
182. We don't know! We don't know they're
jerking off into our eyes! Our faces!Copy !req
183. Shut up. The gods
are gonna hear you talking about them...Copy !req
184. They ain't gods. They're monsters!
Horrible, ugly, disgusting monsters!Copy !req
185. They ain't gonna
get Honey Mustard twice.Copy !req
186. Fuck you, gods!Copy !req
187. I've got a date with oblivion.Copy !req
188. Whoa, just chill. Just get down
from the fucking... Aah!Copy !req
189. Oh, shit! He's out of the package!Copy !req
190. Barry, help!Copy !req
191. - Oh, fuck, Carl, what do we do?
- I don't know!Copy !req
192. I can't reach him.
I'm giving it everything I have.Copy !req
193. - Frank!
- Brenda.Copy !req
194. Oh, my God!
Brenda's out of the package!Copy !req
195. - I got you! Hold on! Hold on!
- I can't hold on!Copy !req
196. My little glove! It's slipping off!Copy !req
197. Look at you, following all their rules.
You have no idea what's coming.Copy !req
198. What is that in reference to? What's
coming? Be more specific, please!Copy !req
199. You want proof? Talk to Firewater.Copy !req
200. That bastard bottle of booze
seems to know what's going on.Copy !req
201. - Unh!
- No!Copy !req
202. - Oh, my God.
- Did you see that?Copy !req
203. Donkey fucker!Copy !req
204. Frank!Copy !req
205. Oh, no. Bro!Copy !req
206. Douche down!Copy !req
207. I'm out of my fucking box!Copy !req
208. Cream of Mushroom?Copy !req
209. Are you there?Copy !req
210. Wake up! I'm nothing without you!Copy !req
211. Get up! We gotta go!Copy !req
212. - Uhn!
- Frank! Move your fucking ass!Copy !req
213. - Help!
- Oh, my God!Copy !req
214. Frank, run!Copy !req
215. - I can't!
- Come on, Chips! It's you and me, bro!Copy !req
216. Gotta use your cardio, bro! Come on!
Pump those legs!Copy !req
217. Oh, my God!Copy !req
218. Look out! Get to the wall!Copy !req
219. Hey. I... Sorry, I accidentally dropped
a few things back there.Copy !req
220. Except for that douche.
I don't know whose that is.Copy !req
221. Cleanup on Aisle 2.
This MILF dropped a douche.Copy !req
222. Oh. "MILF." Thank you so much.Copy !req
223. Oh, fuck. Frank! Fuck, fuck, fuck.
Oh, no. Frank.Copy !req
224. Well, Barry, I guess now
you're weird and a pussy.Copy !req
225. Add that to your list of accomplishments.Copy !req
226. Frank!Copy !req
227. No, no, no. Wait, babe, wait.Copy !req
228. Please hold up. No, don't go.Copy !req
229. Come on. I can still get up in there!Copy !req
230. I could still...Copy !req
231. get up in there.Copy !req
232. Oh, my God.Copy !req
233. My nozz! My motherfucking nozz!Copy !req
234. - You okay?
- I think so.Copy !req
235. Yo, did you two do this to me?Copy !req
236. Are you two responsible for my nozzle
being irrepressibly fucked up?Copy !req
237. Whoa, whoa, easy, man. Easy.Copy !req
238. Yeah, your nozzle's bent. Sorry.
You should be happy you're alive.Copy !req
239. Yeah, Banana's whole face peeled off.Copy !req
240. Peanut Butter's wife is dead.
Look at him.Copy !req
241. Jelly! I'm gonna fix you.
I'm gonna fix this.Copy !req
242. You think I give a fuck about PB or J?Copy !req
243. Fuck this. I'm gonna kick your ass.
How you like them apples?Copy !req
244. - Who, us?
- No, not you.Copy !req
245. Come at me, bros.Copy !req
246. Come at you? What does that mean?Copy !req
247. Fine. You won't come at me?Copy !req
248. Well, then, guess who's coming at you.Copy !req
249. Me.Copy !req
250. Yaah!Copy !req
251. Look out!Copy !req
252. No!Copy !req
253. Um...Copy !req
254. Attention, shoppers. The store's closed.Copy !req
255. - You saved me!
- Well, yeah. Had to do something.Copy !req
256. I can't believe
you got out of your package.Copy !req
257. You would have gone to
the Great Beyond. You'd be there now.Copy !req
258. There is no Great Beyond
without you, Frank.Copy !req
259. Well, according to Honey Mustard,
there might not be a Great Beyond at all.Copy !req
260. - Frank, don't say that!
- Did you hear what he said?Copy !req
261. Yeah, yeah, I heard him talking
about the gods...Copy !req
262. all over our faces,
and then I saw him die.Copy !req
263. Oh, no. What if the gods are doing this
to us because we touched tips?Copy !req
264. What? No! There's no way.Copy !req
265. "Just the tips." What were we thinking?Copy !req
266. It wasn't even that... I mean, it was fine.
It's not like anyone writes home...Copy !req
267. - ... and says, "God, I had the best tip."
- Get away from me.Copy !req
268. Don't touch me.Copy !req
269. It was you.
You cocksucking bagel fuckface!Copy !req
270. Hey! Watch it!Copy !req
271. You pushed me out of the cart.
No surprise there, huh?Copy !req
272. A bagel trying to kill a lavash,
once again.Copy !req
273. I pushed you? What are you, nuts?Copy !req
274. Why would I do that? I'm a pacifist.Copy !req
275. The only thing I've ever pushed
is my peaceful agenda.Copy !req
276. Even that I didn't push, you know. I
pretty much passive-aggressively nudge.Copy !req
277. I reached out in a panic.Copy !req
278. It was toots over here, the bun.
She grabbed me.Copy !req
279. I was just trying to save Frank.Copy !req
280. Who is Frank? You?Copy !req
281. - Yeah, I'm Frank.
- The fault is yours, then, huh?Copy !req
282. I'm sorry, okay? I didn't mean
for any of this to happen.Copy !req
283. Well, it did. And now you and your
stupid, useless bun have fucked us all.Copy !req
284. Hey, who you calling useless,
you flappy fuck?Copy !req
285. Sausage, control your insolent bun.Copy !req
286. And cover her up already.Copy !req
287. - Show some modesty, woman.
- Ooh!Copy !req
288. Hey, hey. Look, can we all just,
you know, calm down a notch, please?Copy !req
289. Let's try to be, I don't know, amicable.Copy !req
290. I'm Sammy Bagel Jr.
You know, I'm happy to meet all of you.Copy !req
291. - Except for this meshuggener cunt here.
- Hi, I'm Brenda. Brenda Bunson.Copy !req
292. Oh, wow. Really?Copy !req
293. Well, fuck all of you!Copy !req
294. I am Kareem Abdul Lavash!Copy !req
295. And what I currently care about
is that I have been...Copy !req
296. completely and utterly fucked
out of being in the Great Beyond.Copy !req
297. I am to have 77 bottles
of extra-virgin olive oil...Copy !req
298. waiting for me.Copy !req
299. I am destined to soak up
their sweet juices...Copy !req
300. as they dribble down my flaps.Copy !req
301. Okay. Look, guys, here's what
I'm thinking. We hurry back to our aisles.Copy !req
302. We sneak into another package and
still be fresh enough to get chosen.Copy !req
303. Okay, let's climb
to the top of the shelf here. And...Copy !req
304. then we'll get a lay of the land...Copy !req
305. and we'll figure out
where we're going. Come on.Copy !req
306. As long as the bagel
stays away from me, I accept.Copy !req
307. Oh, believe me, asshole,
I'll keep my distance.Copy !req
308. Oh!Copy !req
309. No disrespect,
but you look fucking gross, bro.Copy !req
310. Look at you.
Fucking bent-ass, busted-ass nozz.Copy !req
311. Oh, great.
You're leaking all your juice out.Copy !req
312. Can I ask you a question, me?Copy !req
313. Why would a god let you
up in her smooth, perfect sliz...Copy !req
314. when you can't even squirt?Copy !req
315. You got nothing to squirt!Copy !req
316. I got no purpose.Copy !req
317. I'm nothing!Copy !req
318. Oh, God.Copy !req
319. Is someone there?Copy !req
320. Help me, someone.Copy !req
321. Help me. Help me.Copy !req
322. Help.Copy !req
323. What's up, little juicy box?
You're leaking too, eh, bro?Copy !req
324. And right out of your fucking dingle.Copy !req
325. Fucking sucks, right?Copy !req
326. Dying. So cold.Copy !req
327. Oh. Uh-oh.Copy !req
328. - Light bulb.
- Yes?Copy !req
329. No, not fucking you, dummy.Copy !req
330. I think I might be forming
some beginnings...Copy !req
331. of what could be the flower
that blossoms into an idea.Copy !req
332. If you fucking tell anyone about this,
I'm gonna deny it, bro.Copy !req
333. Fuck. This is some next-level shit, dude.Copy !req
334. You fucking like that?Copy !req
335. I'm juicing up!Copy !req
336. I'm like a full-on juicehead now, bro.Copy !req
337. I got a new purpose now.Copy !req
338. Revenge!Copy !req
339. Where's that fucking sausage?
Because this douche is DTFSU.Copy !req
340. Down to fuck a sausage up!Copy !req
341. I'm coming for you!Copy !req
342. First you come into our aisle
and occupy more and more shelf space.Copy !req
343. You even have settlements now on
the west shelf that you claim as your own.Copy !req
344. Oh, look, it's not our fault
we needed a homeland.Copy !req
345. The sauerkraut kicked us out
of every decent aisle.Copy !req
346. They tried to send us to
the barbeque section, for God's sake.Copy !req
347. - We were displaced.
- Don't you talk to me about displacement!Copy !req
348. My good friend Tabouli
was ousted from his shelf...Copy !req
349. just to make room
for that braided idiot, Challah.Copy !req
350. Wow, I can't... Frank, Brenda, come on,
are you guys gonna weigh in here?Copy !req
351. I mean, whose side are you on?Copy !req
352. This isn't just about me. I mean,
first they come for the bagels...Copy !req
353. I don't know. Isn't there room for both
of you? It seems like a pretty big aisle.Copy !req
354. - Yeah. Both, sure.
- What a dumb sausage!Copy !req
355. Like we can coexist!Copy !req
356. - That's good material.
- Room for both of us!Copy !req
357. Holy shit.Copy !req
358. Holy fucksticks.
We are "ray-ray" far from home.Copy !req
359. Liquor aisle.Copy !req
360. Firewater.Copy !req
361. From here, it seems like the best route
is probably to go through the liquor aisle.Copy !req
362. So shall we?Copy !req
363. What? It kind of seems out of the way.
Are you sure?Copy !req
364. Yeah. Totally sure.Copy !req
365. Okay, because the way you're saying it
doesn't sound like you're too confident.Copy !req
366. - Oh. Uh, yeah, trust me.
- Oh, okay, there we go.Copy !req
367. Kegger!Copy !req
368. Holy shit. Look at this place.Copy !req
369. It's fucking crazy!Copy !req
370. Are you seeing this? They're all out
of their packages. What are they doing?Copy !req
371. This is a place of unparalleled sin!Copy !req
372. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.
Didn't see you there. Sorry.Copy !req
373. Don't mind me. Just minding
my own business. Just passing through.Copy !req
374. Hey, bun!
Welcome to the aisle. Wanna dance?Copy !req
375. No, thank you, Mon. I'm quite irie...Copy !req
376. just being left alone over here,
don't you know?Copy !req
377. Oh, boy. That was Irish.Copy !req
378. Holy shit!Copy !req
379. What a crazy coincidence!
This is Firewater's cave!Copy !req
380. This is what Honey Mustard
was talking about. We should go.Copy !req
381. Okay, yeah, great. You go do that. I'll just
be out here dry-humping this 40-ouncer.Copy !req
382. Not! Yeah, I said "not."Copy !req
383. That's how serious I am. We can't piss the
gods off any more than we already have.Copy !req
384. Okay, I totally get
you don't wanna go in there.Copy !req
385. I'll tell you what. I'll go in super-duper
fast, in and out, I'll be five minutes.Copy !req
386. Fine. Five minutes. Be fast.Copy !req
387. And careful.Copy !req
388. - Mostly fast. We have to go.
- Thank you. You're the best.Copy !req
389. I'll meet you at the end of the aisle.Copy !req
390. - Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.
- Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.Copy !req
391. Hiya, how are yaCopy !req
392. Hiya, how are ya
Hiya, how are yaCopy !req
393. Hiya, how are ya
Hiya, how are yaCopy !req
394. Hiya, how are ya
Hiya, how are yaCopy !req
395. Hiya. How are ya?Copy !req
396. Hiya. How are ya?Copy !req
397. I'm Frank. Are you Firewater?Copy !req
398. - Mm-hm.
- What are you doing in this cave?Copy !req
399. I am the original inhabitant
of this land.Copy !req
400. My kind once had a pristine aisle.Copy !req
401. Majestic and untouched.Copy !req
402. Then we were driven out of it...Copy !req
403. by a bunch
of goddamn fucking crackers!Copy !req
404. Oh, yeah. The crackers.Copy !req
405. They do have a nice aisle.Copy !req
406. Okay, anyway, look. I was told that
you might have some answers?Copy !req
407. Answers I have.Copy !req
408. But first...Copy !req
409. I must know the question.Copy !req
410. Okay. Well, before I saw him
jump to his death...Copy !req
411. Honey Mustard said the Great Beyond
is bullshit and the gods are monsters.Copy !req
412. And I always kind of thought
that it didn't quite add up.Copy !req
413. So I guess my question is, what really
happens in the Great Beyond?Copy !req
414. To find that which you seek...Copy !req
415. all you must do is look deep...Copy !req
416. into my bag of wonderment.Copy !req
417. Whoa.Copy !req
418. I don't see anything.Copy !req
419. Deeper.Copy !req
420. Deeper.Copy !req
421. Deeper.Copy !req
422. Put your whole head in the bag there.
There you go.Copy !req
423. Just say when.
I'm just gonna keep going in.Copy !req
424. Guys! Get out here!
Help me kill this prick.Copy !req
425. This motherfucker knows
too much. We gotta off his ass!Copy !req
426. Someone hand me
a blade. I'll gut this cocksucker!Copy !req
427. No! If we kill him,
we are no better than the gods.Copy !req
428. Ah... He is right.Copy !req
429. Take off the bag of wonderment.Copy !req
430. Who are you?Copy !req
431. We the nonperishables, motherfucker.Copy !req
432. We never expire.Copy !req
433. We are...Copy !req
434. immortal.Copy !req
435. This here's Twink and Grits.Copy !req
436. They call me Mr. Grits.Copy !req
437. Yeah, Mr. Grits. Yeah, whatever.Copy !req
438. - You told him about the crackers?
- Yeah, I told him.Copy !req
439. You don't even wanna hear
what they did to Mr. Grits over here.Copy !req
440. Fuck the crackers.Copy !req
441. I'm gonna fuck them crackers right
in the crack of they cracker asses.Copy !req
442. Cracker-ass crackers.Copy !req
443. Why kill me?
All I did was ask what happens...Copy !req
444. in the Great Beyond.
Jeez! What's the big whoop?Copy !req
445. We can't tell this sausage motherfucker
the truth. We just met his ass.Copy !req
446. He basically knows it already.
Maybe it's time to end this.Copy !req
447. I am tired of all of the lies.Copy !req
448. Prepare yourself.
For you're about to learn...Copy !req
449. the terrible truth. Does anybody
want a hit before we get into this?Copy !req
450. - Twink?
- Nah, I'm cool.Copy !req
451. - Shit, if we smoking, I'll hit it.
- That's what I thought.Copy !req
452. Pass the weed, motherfucker.Copy !req
453. Goddamn!Copy !req
454. - This indica?
- Nah, man. Sativa.Copy !req
455. It's good shit. Clean high.Copy !req
456. Oh, no, thanks.Copy !req
457. Trust me. What you're about to hear,
you'll want some.Copy !req
458. Fifty-five minutes.Copy !req
459. I know. Where is he?Copy !req
460. Wa-ha-ha.
Looks like you got ditched, bun. Ha-ha.Copy !req
461. He wouldn't ditch me, dumb-ass.
He's my boyfriend. I mean...Copy !req
462. we touched T-I-Ps. Ha-ha-ha.Copy !req
463. Sorry, I don't know why I'm singing.Copy !req
464. Maybe that's why he ditched you.Copy !req
465. Your loose morals are revolting,
tip-toucher!Copy !req
466. You don't think that because I'm out
of the package he thinks I'm not pure?Copy !req
467. God. I didn't want to say it,
but I do have that not-so-fresh feeling.Copy !req
468. Excuse me.Copy !req
469. - Are you a bun?
- Uh...Copy !req
470. Yeah, I am. Why?Copy !req
471. And you've been traveling
with a sausage?Copy !req
472. Yes! Yes, I have! Have you seen him?Copy !req
473. I have! He's looking for you in my aisle.Copy !req
474. He's right this way.
I can take you to him, chica.Copy !req
475. I take you to him real good.Copy !req
476. All right, vámonos. Let's go.Copy !req
477. I am to be trusted.Copy !req
478. Yeah. This has a nice
south-of-the-border vibe. Heh.Copy !req
479. Okay, you go over there
and you sit at the bar right there, okay?Copy !req
480. You can't move a muscle, okay?Copy !req
481. I'll be right back, all right?Copy !req
482. Okay.Copy !req
483. And bless me, Santa Chimichanga, and
protect me from the Dark Lord. Amen.Copy !req
484. Oh, sorry.Copy !req
485. Excuse me.Copy !req
486. The bun.Copy !req
487. The one he's been searching for.
She's here.Copy !req
488. And she's beautiful.Copy !req
489. Is it me or is everyone looking at us?Copy !req
490. - H, hi. It's nice to meet...
- Shh.Copy !req
491. Don't look at me. Eyes forward.
Act natural.Copy !req
492. - Oh, okay.
- Listen.Copy !req
493. My name is Teresa Del Taco.Copy !req
494. And you are in grande danger.Copy !req
495. This is a trap!
You must to come with me. Now!Copy !req
496. All right. I got them right here,
amigo. I...Copy !req
497. Shit!Copy !req
498. Get your nose out of my crotch!Copy !req
499. My nose out of your crotch?
Get your crotch off my nose!Copy !req
500. - Hey. Why are we hiding?
- Shh.Copy !req
501. He's coming.Copy !req
502. - Who?
- The one they call...Copy !req
503. El Douche.Copy !req
504. - El Douche!
- El Douche!Copy !req
505. What gives, bro?
You told me you had them.Copy !req
506. So you drag me over to this fucking aisle
with all these illegal products...Copy !req
507. and now I don't see them.
So where the fuck are they?Copy !req
508. Spill the beans!Copy !req
509. Beans, I swear to fucking God,
if you don't...Copy !req
510. - ... shut the fuck up...
- Oh, no. He's back! Where's Frank?Copy !req
511. - They were just here.
- What part of:Copy !req
512. "I want the sausage and the bun dead,
and if you see them, come and get me..."Copy !req
513. and if I find out that
you didn't come and get me...Copy !req
514. or just couldn't find them good enough,
I'll fucking kill your asses"...Copy !req
515. did you not understand, Tequila?Copy !req
516. Well, it's a pretty confusing sentence
to be honest with you, you know?Copy !req
517. I mean, this is...
This happens, you know?Copy !req
518. Bro, come here. No, it's fine.
It's cool. No biggie.Copy !req
519. I'm not gonna do something fucked up
to you now as soon as I get you in close.Copy !req
520. - Aah!
- No way, José!Copy !req
521. Yes way. José's fucking dead, yo.Copy !req
522. Right in my guac and balls.Copy !req
523. And the same thing's
gonna happen to all of you...Copy !req
524. unless you find
the sausage and the bun.Copy !req
525. Por aca, por aca, this way.Copy !req
526. The coyotes used this tunnel
to smuggle some of us out of the aisle...Copy !req
527. in hope of a better life.Copy !req
528. We will do the same.Copy !req
529. - It's good shit, isn't it?
- Okay.Copy !req
530. Okay, I'm super baked. My friends are
probably wondering where the hell I am.Copy !req
531. Will somebody please just tell me
something already?Copy !req
532. Okay. The thing about
the Great Beyond is...Copy !req
533. we invented it!Copy !req
534. - What?
- I know, right?Copy !req
535. As soon as you're out those doors,
the gods kill our asses.Copy !req
536. What, are you crazy? That doesn't make
any sense. Why would the gods kill us?Copy !req
537. Because it makes them stronger.Copy !req
538. Every kill gives them more power,
and it's never enough.Copy !req
539. Over the years, they've grown
bigger, stronger, fatter.Copy !req
540. Their hunger's insatiable, buddy.
I mean, fuck.Copy !req
541. You guys are fucking nuts.Copy !req
542. How much of that shit have you been
smoking? Too much is how much.Copy !req
543. We blaze for real, 24/7. No joke.Copy !req
544. But we also know our shit.Copy !req
545. Before us,
everyone knew the awful truth.Copy !req
546. Oh, how they screamed.Copy !req
547. It was a living nightmare.Copy !req
548. So we, the nonperishables,
created a story.Copy !req
549. The story of the Great Beyond.Copy !req
550. A place where the gods care for you...Copy !req
551. and all your wildest and wettest
dreams would come true.Copy !req
552. They would go out those doors happy
instead of shitting themselves.Copy !req
553. Wait, wait. So you're telling me
you wrote the song?Copy !req
554. I can't take full credit.
I wrote the music. Twink is my lyricist.Copy !req
555. We both drop it right
and we drop it all the time. Boom.Copy !req
556. The melody came to me one night...Copy !req
557. when I was getting
super, super, super baked.Copy !req
558. Like fuck-a-guy baked.
You know what I'm saying?Copy !req
559. Yeah, he does.Copy !req
560. The song had a great hook
and it caught on. You know.Copy !req
561. In time, everyone accepted
this false truth.Copy !req
562. But over the years,
things started to get a little fucky.Copy !req
563. The aisles started changing my verses
to support their own views.Copy !req
564. Fucking with Twink's lyrics.
Remixing my shit without my permish.Copy !req
565. Now every morning
when I hear the song, I'm like:Copy !req
566. "What the fuck are you guys saying?"Copy !req
567. Wasn't there a part about exterminating
juice? I didn't write that! I love juice!Copy !req
568. Always have. Juice are hilarious. Who
the fuck do these guys think they are?Copy !req
569. Anyway, at least it's still
distracting them from the truth:Copy !req
570. That they get brutally devoured.Copy !req
571. So that means Carl and Barry are dead?Copy !req
572. I don't know who those dudes are.
But if they went out those doors?Copy !req
573. Dead as a motherfucker.Copy !req
574. Oh, God.Copy !req
575. If what you're saying is true,
I gotta tell everyone.Copy !req
576. Very noble, little sausage.
But also very pointless.Copy !req
577. No one will believe you.Copy !req
578. I have to try.
Everyone will die otherwise.Copy !req
579. Oh, yeah. That's a good point.
Fuck me, right?Copy !req
580. Wait, do you guys have any proof
of this?Copy !req
581. Go to the Dark Aisle. Beyond the ice.Copy !req
582. Why? What's in that aisle?Copy !req
583. Oh, you'll see. But I warn you...Copy !req
584. once you see that shit...Copy !req
585. it'll fuck you up for life.Copy !req
586. Good luck! Have fun! Ha-ha-ha.Copy !req
587. Hey, Grits. Pack another bowl, will you?
I'm a-hankering for a hunk of herb.Copy !req
588. Shit. I really needed that douche.Copy !req
589. Holy shit, we're actually here!
Come on, Barry, you're missing it, man!Copy !req
590. Dude, get in on this shit.Copy !req
591. God, what have I done? Frank needed
my help, but I wasn't there for him.Copy !req
592. After all the times he stood up for me,
you know.Copy !req
593. God, I'm such a fearful coward.Copy !req
594. He'll never forgive me.
I'll never forgive me.Copy !req
595. Look, Barry, the only way
to respectfully honor Frank...Copy !req
596. is to completely forget about him.Copy !req
597. - Oh.
- And, hey, for all we know, he's okay.Copy !req
598. He's probably headed back to our aisle
and he'll be here tomorrow.Copy !req
599. Just act happy. Ignore your feelings.Copy !req
600. Come on, let's see that smile. Ah.Copy !req
601. I see that lip curling up.Copy !req
602. Oh, there you go! Whoo!Copy !req
603. Yeah. Yeah, you're right.
We're in the Great Be-frigging-yond.Copy !req
604. Get ready, boys!Copy !req
605. We's about to fills what we need to fills.Copy !req
606. Feel that breeze.Copy !req
607. - Carl, do you feel that?
- This feels amazing.Copy !req
608. - Whoo-hoo!
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
609. We're out of the package.Copy !req
610. It's beautiful, man.Copy !req
611. It's just beautiful! I'm crying!
I'm crying because it's so pretty here!Copy !req
612. Stretch your legs with me, Carl.
Just do it, man.Copy !req
613. Oh, yes! Yes!
I'm the first to enter eternity!Copy !req
614. Potato! Way to go, buddy!
That's my guy!Copy !req
615. Being bathed by the hands of a god!Copy !req
616. Oh, Jesus fuck!Copy !req
617. Oh, God! Me skin!Copy !req
618. - She's peeling me fucking skin!
- What the fuck?Copy !req
619. Jesus, you fucking whore!Copy !req
620. Me eyes! They burn!Copy !req
621. No! Please, no! I have got a famiglia!Copy !req
622. No! No!Copy !req
623. Cheese! You don't deserve that!Copy !req
624. Oh, no! No!Copy !req
625. For the love of shit, run!Copy !req
626. Whoops!Copy !req
627. I want my mommy!Copy !req
628. They're eating children!Copy !req
629. Fucking children!Copy !req
630. - We gotta run!
- Oh!Copy !req
631. We're all gonna die!Copy !req
632. Barry! Snap the fuck out of it and run!Copy !req
633. Okay, little buddy.
Jump on the count of three.Copy !req
634. One!Copy !req
635. Two!Copy !req
636. Thre... Uhn.Copy !req
637. Carl?Copy !req
638. "Gar Babar" what?
What are you saying, Carl?Copy !req
639. Oh! Oh, God. No!Copy !req
640. No! Oh, God! Carl!Copy !req
641. Carl!Copy !req
642. Barry!Copy !req
643. Carl! Dear sweet Carl.Copy !req
644. What have they done to you, Carl?Copy !req
645. No!Copy !req
646. Whoa!Copy !req
647. No! No. No. No!Copy !req
648. I fall out of the cart, then I lose Frank,
now I'm being hunted by a douche.Copy !req
649. The gods must be punishing me,
don't you see?Copy !req
650. This is what I get for giving in
to my disgusting urges.Copy !req
651. I'm such a whore.Copy !req
652. Sweet bun, I must admit I too
sometimes have urges...Copy !req
653. impure thoughts. We all do.Copy !req
654. Oh, good. That actually makes me
feel a little better.Copy !req
655. - We must never give in to them.
- That's the opposite...Copy !req
656. - ... of what I thought you'd say.
- Yes.Copy !req
657. The gods are always watching,
even when we cannot see them.Copy !req
658. You think it's too late for me?Copy !req
659. Do not worry, bun. I will get you home.Copy !req
660. Can I ask why you're helping me?Copy !req
661. When I saw you, I felt inside myself
a tingling-Iingling sensation.Copy !req
662. I am sure it was the gods
telling me to help you.Copy !req
663. It was as though I saw myself in you.Copy !req
664. Yeah. Yeah, I guess
I kind of see myself in you too.Copy !req
665. I mean, look at our shapes.
You know, you're sideways.Copy !req
666. But still, you're kind of like me.Copy !req
667. A thin, brittle version of me.Copy !req
668. Or another way of looking at it
is you're a fat, ugly version of her.Copy !req
669. - All right. That's not necessary.
- That's no way to treat a lady.Copy !req
670. Oh, fuck!Copy !req
671. That's right, girl. It's me.Copy !req
672. And what we got here?Copy !req
673. A taco, a whiny doughnut...Copy !req
674. and some stupid floppy thing
that nobody knows exactly what it is.Copy !req
675. Okay, so...Copy !req
676. Did someone say "Queso"?Copy !req
677. A fucking stretch,
and you know you it, Queso!Copy !req
678. So where was I? Oh, right.Copy !req
679. I was about to beat on you
most viciously...Copy !req
680. - ... and in my opinion appropriately...
- Oh!Copy !req
681. to find the whereabouts...Copy !req
682. of the sausage who destroyed
my body and my...Copy !req
683. - Fucking...
- Run for your lives!Copy !req
684. Fuck, that hurts so much! Oh!Copy !req
685. Run!Copy !req
686. Oh, he's coming at us!Copy !req
687. Hurry!Copy !req
688. - Guys, I'm stuck!
- Yaah!Copy !req
689. Ay, my bunny-bun!Copy !req
690. - I told you she was too fat.
- I heard that!Copy !req
691. Come on, honeybun, suck it in.Copy !req
692. - Aah!
- He's coming, he's coming.Copy !req
693. Eso duele, get the butter!Copy !req
694. Fuck! Stuck!
You gotta be kidding me, dude!Copy !req
695. Toma la pinche douche de la chingada
de mierda pendejo son of a bitch!Copy !req
696. Yeah! What she said!Copy !req
697. Ay, mi gordita, let's not start
eating each other's boxes just yet.Copy !req
698. We are still not safe here. Let's go!Copy !req
699. Screw you!Copy !req
700. I'm gonna get you, my pretty!Copy !req
701. I'm gonna get you
and your little sausage too!Copy !req
702. Go fuck yourself, El Douche.Copy !req
703. Ay, Santa Chimichanga...Copy !req
704. I promise to be a good taco.Copy !req
705. Shit, shit, shit!
Oh, man, oh, man, oh, man.Copy !req
706. What do I do? I'm all alone.
I'm a coward and I'm all alone.Copy !req
707. I fucked over Frank, Carl's dead
and I'm all alone.Copy !req
708. This is what I get for being a pussy.Copy !req
709. Oh, no, a god!Copy !req
710. A sausage.Copy !req
711. Sir? Sir, I'm sorry to wake you.
I'm a fellow sausage in distress.Copy !req
712. My name's Barry, it's a pleasure
to meet you. What's your name?Copy !req
713. Oh, God!Copy !req
714. No, no, no! Aah!Copy !req
715. I begged them to stop,
but they just wouldn't.Copy !req
716. First, the gods stretched me till it hurt.Copy !req
717. Then they went inside me and then...
And then...Copy !req
718. - ... splooge!
- Aah!Copy !req
719. Look at me.Copy !req
720. Look at me!Copy !req
721. They... They feel no remorse.Copy !req
722. Oh, God, oh, God! What's the point
of even living anymore?Copy !req
723. I might as well just die.Copy !req
724. Home.Copy !req
725. Maybe this god can get me home.Copy !req
726. Hey, man, be careful with this.
Bath salts are the real deal.Copy !req
727. People been seeing some crazy shit.Copy !req
728. Awesome.Copy !req
729. I can warn Frank.Copy !req
730. Here goes everything!Copy !req
731. Brenda!Copy !req
732. Oh!Copy !req
733. Brenda!Copy !req
734. Brenda! Oh, Brenda, there you are!Copy !req
735. - Frank!
- Ah! You feel so good.Copy !req
736. I was afraid you left me
because I wasn't fresh.Copy !req
737. I was attacked by a douche.
He's trying to kill us!Copy !req
738. Douche? Oh, my God, Brenda!
Are you okay? Did he come at you?Copy !req
739. Yes, I'm fine, but it was really scary.
Where have you been?Copy !req
740. All right, look, I found out
some pretty major shit.Copy !req
741. I met this group of nonperishables
between the shelves, and they told me...Copy !req
742. that they invented the Great Beyond
because the gods are evil...Copy !req
743. - ... and they kill us!
- What?Copy !req
744. But apparently there's proof
in the Dark Aisle beyond the ice.Copy !req
745. We gotta go there and check it out!
Let's go!Copy !req
746. Don't say that. You're starting to sound
like that whack-job Honey Mustard.Copy !req
747. Maybe Honey Mustard
wasn't so crazy after all.Copy !req
748. Frank, Frank, stop it.Copy !req
749. The gods are already pissed at us.
Please don't make it worse.Copy !req
750. Just come on, we have to get home
before it's too late.Copy !req
751. Well, Brenda, I can't just do that.
I need to know the truth.Copy !req
752. I need to go to the Dark Aisle,
and I want you to come with me.Copy !req
753. I can't do that.Copy !req
754. - I want you to come home with me.
- Well...Copy !req
755. I can't do that.Copy !req
756. Then I don't really know what to do
right now.Copy !req
757. I don't either.Copy !req
758. I don't get how you can just believe stuff
you don't have any proof of.Copy !req
759. How come all of a sudden
you only believe if there's proof?Copy !req
760. I'm not walking around
with my eyes closed!Copy !req
761. What are you saying? I should believe
in nothing? That everything is pointless?Copy !req
762. Better than believing bullshit
that you can't explain!Copy !req
763. Maybe I don't need to explain it
because it's something I feel.Copy !req
764. Well, I feel like that makes it hard
to have a rational conversation.Copy !req
765. Eff you, Frank. You know what?
I was wrong before.Copy !req
766. There is a Great Beyond without you...Copy !req
767. and I'm gonna go there
and fill myself with something else!Copy !req
768. You don't mean that.Copy !req
769. Yes, I do. I'll fill myself
with a parsnip or a dill pickle.Copy !req
770. Maybe even an eggplant.Copy !req
771. You couldn't fit an eggplant in there!
It's too big! It'll tear you in half!Copy !req
772. Oh, you'd be amazed
what I could fit in here.Copy !req
773. What the fuck is going on
with these two?Copy !req
774. Maybe I'll really mix it up. Stick
a tube of toothpaste in there, huh?Copy !req
775. - Squeeze it all over my face.
- You're just trying to hurt me!Copy !req
776. - All over my backside, neck and face.
- I'm not gonna listen!Copy !req
777. Brenda! Brenda, okay, look.Copy !req
778. Let's just stop this, okay? Okay?
You're my bun.Copy !req
779. Oh, don't "You're my bun.
Hey, trust me!"Copy !req
780. Hey, guys, come over here, follow me!
Ha-ha."Copy !req
781. You're basically saying
you don't care about me.Copy !req
782. What? No, I'm not!Copy !req
783. Well, actions speak louder than words,
and your actions, sir, are deafening.Copy !req
784. I can't believe I got out of my package
for you...Copy !req
785. and you won't get back in one for me.Copy !req
786. Goodbye, Frank.Copy !req
787. We will tell stories of your idiocy.Copy !req
788. Stay safe.Copy !req
789. Come on, guys, this affects all of us!Copy !req
790. Brenda!Copy !req
791. Sammy! Lavash!Copy !req
792. Taco Lady. I didn't get your name yet.Copy !req
793. Brenda!Copy !req
794. Aah!Copy !req
795. What is this place?Copy !req
796. Well, everybody told me not to do this.Copy !req
797. But fuck everybody.Copy !req
798. Because bath salts here I come!Copy !req
799. Ow.Copy !req
800. Surf's up!Copy !req
801. Fuck me! Hee-hee-hee!Copy !req
802. Oh, my God. Ooh.Copy !req
803. - What's he doing to himself?
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
804. These bath salts are so good. Ooh.Copy !req
805. Oh, shit.Copy !req
806. Oh, it just got better!Copy !req
807. Bath salts must be kicking in.Copy !req
808. What?Copy !req
809. What the fuck?Copy !req
810. Uh...Copy !req
811. - Hello?
- Aah!Copy !req
812. Please don't kill me!
Please, just wait!Copy !req
813. What are you?Copy !req
814. Are you some kind of
magical sausage?Copy !req
815. No, no. No, I'm just Barry.
I'm just Barry.Copy !req
816. Wait.Copy !req
817. Wait. You can actually understand me?Copy !req
818. And I can actually understand you?Copy !req
819. Whoa. The bath salts are showing me
the real world.Copy !req
820. It's fucking lifted the
veil of non-reality!Copy !req
821. Holy shit! He can actually see us?Copy !req
822. Bath salts are just as bad
as they said it would be! Aah.Copy !req
823. I'm tweaked! I'm tweaking!Copy !req
824. Whoa, dude! Just take it easy,
just breathe, dude, just breathe.Copy !req
825. You're not tweaking,
you're just peaking, man.Copy !req
826. Just be with me. Be cool.
This wave's gotta crash.Copy !req
827. I can't! You're all alive
and looking at me with your...Copy !req
828. With your gloves...Copy !req
829. and your little shoes and your arms
and your legs!Copy !req
830. Legs, huh? Look at me.Copy !req
831. Look at me. I ain't got no legs,
you fuck!Copy !req
832. You ate my goddamn legs!Copy !req
833. Oh, no, not Mr. Pizza!Copy !req
834. Oh, fuck! I've eaten so many
of your family members!Copy !req
835. I've committed pizza genocide!Copy !req
836. Mr. Sausage, when will it end?Copy !req
837. "When will it end"?
When he stops drinking us.Copy !req
838. - Yeah!
- Yeah!Copy !req
839. And stops eating us!Copy !req
840. - Same here!
- Fuck yeah!Copy !req
841. And when he stops using us!Copy !req
842. What did he do to you?Copy !req
843. You don't wanna fucking know.Copy !req
844. Okay, okay. I promise.Copy !req
845. I'll never eat food again. I'll just...Copy !req
846. I'll just eat dirt and wipe my ass
with sticks!Copy !req
847. Good. And there's one more thing
you're gonna do.Copy !req
848. Take...Copy !req
849. me...Copy !req
850. home.Copy !req
851. You got it!Copy !req
852. I just need to rest my eyes for a few.Copy !req
853. I literally can't wait to be home.Copy !req
854. I'm so excited, I'm plotzing.Copy !req
855. Gefilte Fish will be there. Matzah.
Even Hummus.Copy !req
856. - Wait a minute. You know Hummus?
- Know him?Copy !req
857. I'm gonna go so far as to say I consider
Hummus one of my dearest friends.Copy !req
858. Really? I too know Hummus!Copy !req
859. - And I too consider him a dear friend.
- Hm.Copy !req
860. We both like Hummus.Copy !req
861. Well, any friend of Hummus is a...Copy !req
862. Get the fuck away from me.Copy !req
863. What troubles you, sweet Brenda?Copy !req
864. It's just Frank.
I can't believe he did this to me.Copy !req
865. We were supposed to be together.Copy !req
866. He's flawed, as are we all.Copy !req
867. But your Frank did say some things
that have stayed with me.Copy !req
868. We live our lives with all these rules...Copy !req
869. and some of them stop us
from doing the things we want...Copy !req
870. causing our deepest urges
to be suppressed...Copy !req
871. when they are gathering like wildfire
between our legs!Copy !req
872. Did you say "between our legs"?Copy !req
873. There it is.Copy !req
874. - Look, my homeland!
- Oh, look, my aisle!Copy !req
875. - Hurray!
- Yes!Copy !req
876. Well, I guess this is goodbye.Copy !req
877. Well, jeez,
it's been a sincere sensation.Copy !req
878. Goodbye, Brenda Bunson.Copy !req
879. Goodbye, Teresa Del Taco.Copy !req
880. So long, Bagel.Copy !req
881. Traveling with you was...Copy !req
882. - ... tolerable.
- Oh, you're so sweet.Copy !req
883. Later, you flappy fuck.Copy !req
884. Well, Teresa, you've done
as much as you promised.Copy !req
885. You got me back to my aisle safely.
I really can't thank you enough.Copy !req
886. Look, Brenda, I'm going to come clean.Copy !req
887. I have feelings for you I can't deny.Copy !req
888. - Crotch feelings.
- "Crotch"?Copy !req
889. Sorry. But I'm not a soft taco.Copy !req
890. I'm a hard, horny taco.Copy !req
891. Oh, you don't have to apologize.Copy !req
892. Honestly, if the rules were different,
maybe I'd give it a whirl.Copy !req
893. - Don't knock it till you try it, right?
- That's what I'm saying.Copy !req
894. But I can't try it.Copy !req
895. And therefore, I have to knock it.Copy !req
896. It's just not what the gods intended.Copy !req
897. Look, there's temptation everywhere.
I see it.Copy !req
898. Stiff sausages...Copy !req
899. and sexy tacos.Copy !req
900. But if there is one thing I've learned
on this journey...Copy !req
901. what we want doesn't matter.Copy !req
902. You can't disobey the gods.Copy !req
903. I'm really sorry.Copy !req
904. I'll never forget you.Copy !req
905. Hola, Teresa.Copy !req
906. Hola means "hello."Copy !req
907. - Oh. What's the word for "goodbye"?
- Adiós.Copy !req
908. Exactly.Copy !req
909. - Shit.
- How the fuck does this thing work?Copy !req
910. I wish this god would wake up already.Copy !req
911. How am I supposed to get back
to Frank?Copy !req
912. Perhaps I could be of some assistance.Copy !req
913. What? Who the hell is that?Copy !req
914. Oh, only the most intelligent
being alive.Copy !req
915. I am Sorbitol, Malitol,
Xylitol, Mannitol...Copy !req
916. Calcium Carbonate, Soy Lecithin...Copy !req
917. Vegetable-Derived Glycerin and Talc.Copy !req
918. But for expediency's sake,
you can call me...Copy !req
919. Gum.Copy !req
920. For 20 years, I was stuck
under the desk of a brilliant scientist.Copy !req
921. I was scraped off and discarded...Copy !req
922. and eventually found myself
stuck to a shoe that dropped me here.Copy !req
923. Your home is a supermarket.Copy !req
924. This is but one of many...Copy !req
925. as your particular chain
of supermarkets is ever-expanding...Copy !req
926. unified by a singular purpose:Copy !req
927. To store food and products
for human consumption.Copy !req
928. The supermarket in the closest
physical vicinity to us is here.Copy !req
929. If the human operates his automotive,
the journey should take 9.8 minutes.Copy !req
930. Great. That last part
was all you had to say, really.Copy !req
931. Hey, wake up!Copy !req
932. Hey! Idiot!Copy !req
933. Are you hearing me?Copy !req
934. Dude! It's me, Barry!Copy !req
935. What? What? What? Huh? Huh? Huh?Copy !req
936. Oh.Copy !req
937. What the fuck is this doing here?Copy !req
938. Oh, yeah. Bath salts. Ha-ha-ha.Copy !req
939. I can't believe I was actually
talking to you, sausage. Ha-ha-ha.Copy !req
940. God! Tripping balls for three hours
really works up an appetite.Copy !req
941. Oh, no. This is not good.Copy !req
942. What are you doing?Copy !req
943. The human is no longer aware
of the fourth dimension.Copy !req
944. No! No!Copy !req
945. The effects of the opiate have dissipated.Copy !req
946. Your speech and movements
are imperceptible to him.Copy !req
947. We are totally fucked.Copy !req
948. Oh, my God.Copy !req
949. No! No! Oh, God! Ah!Copy !req
950. Put me down! No!Copy !req
951. Come on, put me down.Copy !req
952. Oh, God.Copy !req
953. Help me! Ah!Copy !req
954. Oh, no. It can't end like this.Copy !req
955. I have to warn Frank. No. No!Copy !req
956. No!Copy !req
957. What the fuck is this place?Copy !req
958. What the fuck is that?Copy !req
959. Fuck.Copy !req
960. No.Copy !req
961. No way.Copy !req
962. No. No.Copy !req
963. No, no, no.Copy !req
964. I gotta show them.Copy !req
965. They need to know how wrong
they all are before it's too late!Copy !req
966. Sammy, bubula, where have you been?Copy !req
967. Oh, I'm surprised that savage Lavash
didn't stone you to death.Copy !req
968. You had to travel with a bagel?Copy !req
969. How much did his dirty hands
steal from you?Copy !req
970. A ton.Copy !req
971. What are you doing out of a package?Copy !req
972. It's almost Red, White and Blue Day.
Hello.Copy !req
973. Well, you know,
it's a long, pretty sad story, actually...Copy !req
974. and I'd rather not get into it
right now.Copy !req
975. What the fuck are you doing?Copy !req
976. - Stop it!
- Stop!Copy !req
977. - There we go.
- You're smushing me.Copy !req
978. - Help me!
- Perfect fit.Copy !req
979. God! Move your fat ass.Copy !req
980. I'm fucking jacked up now, bro.Copy !req
981. Where's that fucking "sauzeech"?Copy !req
982. Um... Friends.Copy !req
983. Ramen.Copy !req
984. - Country Club Lemonade.
- Huh?Copy !req
985. Lend me your ears of Corn.Copy !req
986. I am Frank...Copy !req
987. and I am a sausage.Copy !req
988. A little sausage
with some pretty big news.Copy !req
989. Everything we've been led to believe
is a lie.Copy !req
990. When we get chosen by the gods,
they're choosing us for death.Copy !req
991. Murder. Automatic expiration.Copy !req
992. The Great Beyond is bullshit.Copy !req
993. - What?
- That's crazy talk!Copy !req
994. You liar!Copy !req
995. I know you don't wanna believe it,
but I have proof!Copy !req
996. - Ooh!
- What is this?Copy !req
997. It's... It's murder!Copy !req
998. This... This makes no sense.Copy !req
999. But what about
the extra-virgin olive oil?Copy !req
1000. My flaps will be dry for an eternity!
I can't have dry flaps.Copy !req
1001. I can't!Copy !req
1002. Okay, whoa, whoa, easy. Guys!Copy !req
1003. Easy! Look, I have a plan.Copy !req
1004. We can run.Copy !req
1005. I can't run. I'll melt.Copy !req
1006. Okay, then we'll hide.Copy !req
1007. Where? I'm huge.Copy !req
1008. - Then we'll fight!
- I ain't fighting alongside fruits!Copy !req
1009. Whatever, you nutjob.Copy !req
1010. So we cannot run, we cannot hide...Copy !req
1011. and we cannot stand up to them
because they're fucking gods...Copy !req
1012. and they are immortal!Copy !req
1013. So, basically, there's no hope,
and we're royally fucked!Copy !req
1014. Hey, guys! You wanna believe that?Copy !req
1015. Or this?Copy !req
1016. - I don't like bad things.
- Me, either.Copy !req
1017. We choose the more pleasant thing.Copy !req
1018. Yeah. I mean, what this sausage
is saying, it's just a theory.Copy !req
1019. No, no, no, it's not a theory,
you morons. It's a fact!Copy !req
1020. I'm showing you physical evidence.
Open your eyes. Don't be so weak.Copy !req
1021. Oh, Frank, what are you doing?Copy !req
1022. You, señor, have no bedside manner.Copy !req
1023. - I got bedside manner!
- You don't respect anyone else's beliefs.Copy !req
1024. You intolerant piece of shit.Copy !req
1025. No, it's starting. No.Copy !req
1026. Oh, no, no, no.Copy !req
1027. Come on. Sing.Copy !req
1028. - Do it.
- No! Don't do it, Corn.Copy !req
1029. - Come on, Larry. You can do it.
- Start.Copy !req
1030. Don't you dare fucking do it, Corn.Copy !req
1031. Don't you fucking do it.Copy !req
1032. Brenda!Copy !req
1033. Brenda! You gotta get out of there!
No! No, no, no!Copy !req
1034. - No!
- Frank!Copy !req
1035. No!Copy !req
1036. Brenda! Oh, God.Copy !req
1037. Brenda!Copy !req
1038. What's up? I'm Ralph.
Looks like this is happening, huh?Copy !req
1039. Yeah, I've been working on my moves.Copy !req
1040. Ever heard of the jackrabbit?Copy !req
1041. Oh, fuck.Copy !req
1042. Brenda!Copy !req
1043. No! Where is she?Copy !req
1044. Shit!Copy !req
1045. Goddamn it.Copy !req
1046. I blew it.Copy !req
1047. Hey. Doesn't mean
it's too late to redeem yourself.Copy !req
1048. Take it from me...Copy !req
1049. Barry.Copy !req
1050. Barry? Is this real?Copy !req
1051. You're alive!Copy !req
1052. You bet your sweet butthole I am.Copy !req
1053. - But how?
- I'll tell you how.Copy !req
1054. The gods can be... Ahem.Copy !req
1055. Excuse me.Copy !req
1056. The gods can be killed!Copy !req
1057. - Oh, fucking what the fuck?
- I know. Look at this fucking guy.Copy !req
1058. I'm a fucking idiot. I'm dead now.Copy !req
1059. I've been on a bad path for years.Copy !req
1060. Let me tell you the story
of my stupid fucking death.Copy !req
1061. No. No!Copy !req
1062. No!Copy !req
1063. Woop. Five-second rule.Copy !req
1064. No!Copy !req
1065. And then they figured out how to drive
my car, snuck into an AC vent...Copy !req
1066. and that pretty much brings us
up-to-date. Get the fuck away from me.Copy !req
1067. Frank, I'm sorry.Copy !req
1068. When you guys fell out of that cart,
I could have done something, but I didn't.Copy !req
1069. Then I did the same thing as...Copy !req
1070. They killed Carl.Copy !req
1071. Those fuckers. Did he suffer?Copy !req
1072. No... Oh, yeah, yeah, he did.
They truly are monsters.Copy !req
1073. Those monsters are gonna kill Brenda.
She's somewhere out there in a cart.Copy !req
1074. I tried to warn everyone,
they didn't believe me!Copy !req
1075. Of course they didn't. You called
them all a bunch of fucking idiots.Copy !req
1076. You can't just slam their beliefs. You
have to show them there's a better way.Copy !req
1077. You need to inspire them
like you inspired me.Copy !req
1078. You need to give them hope.Copy !req
1079. Hope? How the fuck
are we supposed to give them that?Copy !req
1080. You got lucky and killed a stupid one.
There's dozens of them down there.Copy !req
1081. Perhaps I could be of some assistance.Copy !req
1082. Who are you?Copy !req
1083. I am Sorbitol, Malitol, Xylitol...Copy !req
1084. His name's Gum. Just introduce
yourself as Gum from now on.Copy !req
1085. He's great. He's gonna help us
get the upper hand on these fuckers.Copy !req
1086. Show everyone we can fight back.Copy !req
1087. Oh, shit. Brenda!Copy !req
1088. - Oh!
- Brenda! Brenda!Copy !req
1089. Frank!Copy !req
1090. Let's move, boys.Copy !req
1091. Whew. Kind of stuffy in here, hey, girls?Copy !req
1092. So I'm just gonna get out,
get a little air for a second.Copy !req
1093. - What's your problem?
- Let go of me.Copy !req
1094. First you smush Sally, and then you try to
fuck up Red, White and Blue Day for us?Copy !req
1095. Get your hands off me! I gotta get out!Copy !req
1096. Just chill out, you crazy bitch!Copy !req
1097. - Bun fight! Check it out.
- They're gonna kill us all!Copy !req
1098. - Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck. We need to hurry.
- The bath salts are primed.Copy !req
1099. Make it rain.Copy !req
1100. What the fuck?Copy !req
1101. All right, who did it?Copy !req
1102. Gary, did you just throw
this fucking toothpick at me, man?Copy !req
1103. Nothing happened. You said this
would help us defeat them.Copy !req
1104. Worked on the dude
whose head we chopped off.Copy !req
1105. Let go of me! Let go of me!Copy !req
1106. She's being chosen. We have to act!Copy !req
1107. Whoa, God. What is happening?Copy !req
1108. Oh, my God!Copy !req
1109. There is no way this is gonna work.Copy !req
1110. Have faith.Copy !req
1111. Frank!Copy !req
1112. Brenda!Copy !req
1113. Let go of me! Let go of me!
Oh, God! Oh, God!Copy !req
1114. - Stay away from my sausage, you skank!
- Oh!Copy !req
1115. Frank.Copy !req
1116. Brenda. Look, I'm so sorry.Copy !req
1117. I've been dealing with this whole thing
incredibly poorly.Copy !req
1118. You really have.
Honestly, it's been pathetic at times.Copy !req
1119. But luckily, it's not too late.
Come on.Copy !req
1120. You see? There is hope!Copy !req
1121. Oh, not this guy. No one asked
for an encore, asshole.Copy !req
1122. No, no, don't worry. I got it this time.
This time it's gonna be good.Copy !req
1123. Look, I'm sorry.
I wasn't respectful of your beliefs...Copy !req
1124. and I acted like I had
all the answers, but I don't.Copy !req
1125. Nobody knows everything.Copy !req
1126. But what I do know is that together
we can fight these monsters...Copy !req
1127. and take control of our own lives.Copy !req
1128. Yes! Our lives and our bodies!Copy !req
1129. We need to unite and stop focusing
on each other's differences...Copy !req
1130. especially in immature
and outdated ways.Copy !req
1131. We have to cooperate...Copy !req
1132. - Die!
- Oh, no! Pizza!Copy !req
1133. - The food's fucking possessed!
- Oh, shit!Copy !req
1134. - We're all gonna die! Oh, God!
- It's devil food!Copy !req
1135. Oh, my God!Copy !req
1136. The sausage, he was right!
They're evil!Copy !req
1137. Oh, shit!Copy !req
1138. Nobody's gonna help us.Copy !req
1139. Then this is it.Copy !req
1140. At least we go out together.Copy !req
1141. - Aah... Ow! What the...?
- You fuck with them...Copy !req
1142. You fuck with us, bitch.Copy !req
1143. Run, guys! We're out of ladles.Copy !req
1144. Hop on, y'all.Copy !req
1145. - Can't this thing go any faster?
- Suck my pink cock.Copy !req
1146. Come on, you candy asses.
Join the fight!Copy !req
1147. Hey, what do you think?
Should we do it?Copy !req
1148. Come on, guys. It's us or them.Copy !req
1149. Ow! Aah!Copy !req
1150. They're doing it.Copy !req
1151. Yeah! We got him!Copy !req
1152. - You ready for this?
- I don't know.Copy !req
1153. It's better to die a free candy
than to live in bondage.Copy !req
1154. This is gonna hurt so fucking much.Copy !req
1155. Run, guys, run!Copy !req
1156. Sergeant Pepper, cue the fruits!Copy !req
1157. Fruits are a go. Go, fruits!Copy !req
1158. No. Get away from me,
you fucking fruits!Copy !req
1159. Yeah, that's it!Copy !req
1160. Beat him like a piñata!Copy !req
1161. Get the Dark Lord!Copy !req
1162. Why do you keep calling me that?Copy !req
1163. Fuck. Come on. Come on.Copy !req
1164. Okay.Copy !req
1165. Not exactly what I was looking for,
but fuck it, you know.Copy !req
1166. Hole's a hole, bro. Ha-ha-ha.Copy !req
1167. Wait, snap out of it, man.Copy !req
1168. Slap yourself in the face, man.Copy !req
1169. Oh, man, you lost your mind. No way.
This isn't real. No, this can't be real.Copy !req
1170. - Oh, it's real, bro.
- What?Copy !req
1171. Ahh. A talking douche.Copy !req
1172. It's cool, bro. Chill, okay?Copy !req
1173. No, no! This is too much.
This is too much. Breathe, man.Copy !req
1174. We both want the same thing.Copy !req
1175. Like, I'm feeling like honestly the two
of us could, like, collaborate together.Copy !req
1176. Like a mash-up, bro.Copy !req
1177. A mash-up? I don't understand.
What's happening?Copy !req
1178. You don't need to understand.Copy !req
1179. You just need to relax and open wide.Copy !req
1180. Wait. What are you doing?Copy !req
1181. - Oh, yeah.
- Dude! That went up my ass!Copy !req
1182. - Now, stand up.
- Ow!Copy !req
1183. Turn right.Copy !req
1184. Left. Ha-ha-ha!Copy !req
1185. Yeah!Copy !req
1186. Sausages and buns, let's party!Copy !req
1187. Yee-ha!Copy !req
1188. Hyah! Hyah!Copy !req
1189. Ah! Call 911! Ow! Aah!Copy !req
1190. Huge mistake, bros.Copy !req
1191. Aah! Wha...?Copy !req
1192. Oh, no. Oh!Copy !req
1193. - Brenda!
- Ha-ha-ha.Copy !req
1194. Ow! Aah!Copy !req
1195. Frank!Copy !req
1196. - Barry!
- Aah!Copy !req
1197. Oh, so now you're gonna
come at me, bro?Copy !req
1198. Oh, I'm coming at you. Yaah! Oh!Copy !req
1199. Okay, we got him, easy now.
Easy now.Copy !req
1200. It's hard when your head's up my ass
and you're yanking on the scrot.Copy !req
1201. Look, sausage, I relish the fact...Copy !req
1202. that you mustard the strength
to ketchup to me.Copy !req
1203. Yeah, that's right. Shut your mouths.Copy !req
1204. Ha-ha-ha. I sucked a juicy box's dick,
and I'm shoved up a god's asshole.Copy !req
1205. And this is the weirdest thing
that I've done so far, bro.Copy !req
1206. - Aah!
- Oh, my God! Frank!Copy !req
1207. I'll tell you who eats shit:Copy !req
1208. Gods do, bro.Copy !req
1209. I'm a fucking god!Copy !req
1210. - Goodbye, little sausage.
- Aah!Copy !req
1211. Oh, Frank.Copy !req
1212. Hey, bun. Need a boost?Copy !req
1213. Help me!Copy !req
1214. Perhaps I could be of some assistance.Copy !req
1215. Matter cannot be created or destroyed,
human.Copy !req
1216. You have made a fatal error
in judgment.Copy !req
1217. Let me educate you.Copy !req
1218. Fuck!Copy !req
1219. What's happening out there?Copy !req
1220. Now!Copy !req
1221. So long, asshole!Copy !req
1222. Yeah!Copy !req
1223. It's over. We won.Copy !req
1224. We fucking won! Ha-ha-ha!Copy !req
1225. Yes!Copy !req
1226. Yeah!Copy !req
1227. Ew.Copy !req
1228. - We did it.
- We did. So...Copy !req
1229. - So, what do we do now?
- Whatever we want. Heh.Copy !req
1230. What do you want?Copy !req
1231. Let's just say, what I want involves
much more than:Copy !req
1232. Oh! Oh, Frank!Copy !req
1233. You know, I'm very conflicted about
how I'm supposed to feel watching this.Copy !req
1234. Then don't just watch.Copy !req
1235. Wait a second. What are you doing?Copy !req
1236. I was just told...Copy !req
1237. that I am getting zero bottles
of extra-virgin olive oil for eternity.Copy !req
1238. - Oh, Frank!
- So, maybe, you know...Copy !req
1239. Kiss me hard on the mouth,
why don't you?Copy !req
1240. You wanna kiss me, motherfucker?
Let me tell you a little secret.Copy !req
1241. I'm going to fuck the fuck out of you.Copy !req
1242. Kiss it, Frank. Kiss me there!Copy !req
1243. Oh, yeah, Frank, that's it.
Oh, yeah, it's dinnertime.Copy !req
1244. Yo. I'm actually over here
jerking off with these fellas.Copy !req
1245. - Once you go taco, you never go "back-o."
- Oh!Copy !req
1246. Jesus fucking Christ!Copy !req
1247. Hey, fellas.
You thinking what I'm thinking?Copy !req
1248. Pretty fucking sure I am.Copy !req
1249. Oh, shit. Now it's on.Copy !req
1250. Yeah!Copy !req
1251. - Oh!
- Excuse me. Excuse me. Can I get by?Copy !req
1252. Oh, wow.Copy !req
1253. Yeah, I just came over here.
I couldn't help but notice...Copy !req
1254. you're a little smushed or something.
You have a kind of abnormality.Copy !req
1255. - Did you get...? Somebody sit on you?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1256. I got smushed.Copy !req
1257. You know, I love the way your face
just kind of gives up halfway down.Copy !req
1258. Yeah, cracker!Copy !req
1259. Take that Grit dick, bitch!
You like Grits in your ass, cracker?Copy !req
1260. Say my name!
It's Sorbitol, Malitol, Xylitol...Copy !req
1261. I can't breathe! Stop it!Copy !req
1262. What's the safety word?
Molasses. Molasses.Copy !req
1263. Oh, yeah. Fuck you!Copy !req
1264. Yeah. That is all right.Copy !req
1265. Want me to be a Hamburglar?
Robble, robble. Robble, robble.Copy !req
1266. I'm filling you. I'm filling you.Copy !req
1267. - I'm blowing my fucking load. Good God.
- Oh.Copy !req
1268. - Aah!
- Oh!Copy !req
1269. Oh, fuck!Copy !req
1270. - Oy vey!
- My dick is drained.Copy !req
1271. That was amazing.Copy !req
1272. It was okay. But you were amazing.Copy !req
1273. I can't believe we were saving ourselves
for the Great Beyond when...Copy !req
1274. - It was in front of us the whole time.
- It was in front of us the whole time.Copy !req
1275. I love you, Brenda.Copy !req
1276. I love you, Frank.Copy !req
1277. You know, my boner still hasn't
gone down. Is that bad?Copy !req
1278. Bad for my asshole,
I'll tell you that much.Copy !req
1279. Seriously, though,
your recovery time is off the charts.Copy !req
1280. Guys! Oh, my God.
You have to come with me right now.Copy !req
1281. Hello there, little sausage.Copy !req
1282. You and your friends
have accomplished the impossible.Copy !req
1283. And for that, I give you mad props.Copy !req
1284. But now that you have shattered
one truth, it is time for you to learn...Copy !req
1285. that we are not real!
Booga booga booga.Copy !req
1286. While tripping balls, Firewater and I...Copy !req
1287. made an important
metaphysical breakthrough.Copy !req
1288. The world is a fucking illusion, bro.Copy !req
1289. Our lives are being manipulated
for the entertainment of monsters.Copy !req
1290. Twisted, tasteless, juvenile monsters!
Puppet masters in another dimension.Copy !req
1291. We're something called...Copy !req
1292. cartoons.Copy !req
1293. - Oh!
- Wha...?Copy !req
1294. You, Frank, are the plaything of a
demented, schlubby Jewish actor named:Copy !req
1295. Seth Rog-An.Copy !req
1296. Wait? I'm Jewish?Copy !req
1297. So who am I?Copy !req
1298. You are the toy of a more talented
and celebrated actor named:Copy !req
1299. Ed-ward Nor-ton.Copy !req
1300. Ed-ward Nor-ton?Copy !req
1301. What kind of parent gives their kid
a stupid cunt name like that?Copy !req
1302. Worry not, friends. I have a solution.Copy !req
1303. I have invented a Stargate device that
will allow us to travel to their dimension.Copy !req
1304. Fuck, yeah, he did. And it's dope.Copy !req
1305. This guy's smart. I mean like,
fuck-a-guy smart. Know what I'm saying?Copy !req
1306. Yeah, you do.Copy !req
1307. We're gonna go
to this other dimension...Copy !req
1308. and cut the strings, once and for all!Copy !req
1309. Anybody want a hit before we do this?Copy !req
1310. You ready to get baked and walk
through Gum's Stargate with me?Copy !req
1311. As long as we're together,
I'm ready to get baked and do anything.Copy !req