1. A FORMER NAVY MAN TURNED
RELUCTANT POLITICIAN...Copy !req
2. ZACKY FARMS
ON THE LABEL...Copy !req
3. IN OTHER
POLITICAL NEWS...Copy !req
4. FROM THE POLITICAL PACK
ON THE LONG CAMPAIGN TRAIL
TO THE WHITE HOUSE...Copy !req
5. YES?Copy !req
6. 10:30. YES, I KNOW.Copy !req
7. IN WHAT PROMISES
TO BE A HEATED RACE—Copy !req
8. LOOKS LIKE THE ADMIRAL'S
AHEAD IN THE POLLS.Copy !req
9. I BET HE'S HAPPY.Copy !req
10. THE ERA FOR POLITICALLY
EXPEDIENT STATE DECISIONSCopy !req
11. IS GONE.Copy !req
12. THE TIME FOR
DIFFICULT CHOICES IS NOW.Copy !req
13. WE NEED TO BRING
THIS COUNTRY BACK FROM
THE BRINK OF DISASTERCopy !req
14. AND RETURN IT TO THE STATUS
OF WORLD LEADERSHIP.Copy !req
15. TOGETHER, WE CAN DO IT.Copy !req
16. TERESA,
YOU THINK MICHELMORE
WILL MAKE PRESIDENT?Copy !req
17. I DON'T KNOW
FROM POLITICS, MR. MACE.Copy !req
18. WHY DON'T YOU ASK
SENORA MICHELLE?Copy !req
19. OH, I'VE GOT 2 COUPONS
THERE FOR CAPTAIN CRUNCH.Copy !req
20. YOU WANT ONE
FOR LITTLE JAVI?Copy !req
21. HMM, OK.Copy !req
22. HOLLYWOOD APARTMENT.
THE L.A.P.D. HAS NO MOTIVE
OR LEADS AT THE MOMENT,Copy !req
23. BUT BELIEVES
THE EXECUTION-STYLE MURDERCopy !req
24. WAS A PROFESSIONAL HIT.Copy !req
25. THE VICTIM,
JAMES L. POOLER,Copy !req
26. WAS A LOCAL
REAL ESTATE EXECUTIVE.Copy !req
27. THE ASSAILANT STRUCK
THE 48-YEAR-OLD BROKERCopy !req
28. WHILE ENTERING
HIS UNDERGROUND
PARKING STRUCTURE.Copy !req
29. IT APPEARS TO BE A CASE
OF MISTAKEN IDENTITY,Copy !req
30. SINCE MR. POOLER
DID NOT APPEAR TO HAVECopy !req
31. ANY TIES TO ORGANIZED CRIME
OR DRUG TRAFFICKING.Copy !req
32. WELCOME.Copy !req
33. THE FAILSAFE
AUTOMATIC DEFAULT MECHANISMCopy !req
34. IS ENGAGED.Copy !req
35. SYSTEM LAUNCH.
SYSTEM OVERRIDE.Copy !req
36. PLEASE ENTER PASSWORD.Copy !req
37. SYSTEM LAUNCH WILL TRIGGER
AT 0900 HOURSCopy !req
38. UNLESS AUTOMATIC ARMED
DEFAULT IS OVERRIDDEN.Copy !req
39. THANK YOU.Copy !req
40. SYSTEM DISARMED.Copy !req
41. DISARM. ABORT LAUNCH.Copy !req
42. TV: FROM HEALTHY SNACKS
TO GREAT-TASTING
SIDE DISHES.Copy !req
43. FROM RECIPE STARTERS
TO HOME FAMILY MEALS.Copy !req
44. HAVE ALWAYS BEEN
A DELICIOUSLY EASY WAYCopy !req
45. TO MAKE SURE YOUR FAMILY
HAS THE VERY BEST.Copy !req
46. IN THE FINANCIAL
NEWS DAY,Copy !req
47. WARREN STRUGGLED
THROUGH ANOTHER
BLUE MONDAYCopy !req
48. AS THE STOCK MARKET—Copy !req
49. DAY 162. PREPARATIONS
CONTINUE AS PLANNED.Copy !req
50. MICHELMORE HYSTERIA IS
SPREADING LIKE A BAD FLU.Copy !req
51. HE STILL LEADS
IN THE POLLS.Copy !req
52. HE SEEMS TO BE THE SHORT
ODDS-ON FAVORITE.Copy !req
53. THE IDEA OF THAT MAN LIVING
AT 1600 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUECopy !req
54. GIVES ME THE CREEPS.Copy !req
55. H.L. MENKEN WAS RIGHT—Copy !req
56. NO ONE EVER WENT BROKE
UNDERESTIMATING THE TASTECopy !req
57. OR THE BRAINS
OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE.Copy !req
58. PERIMETER BREACH ALERT
IN ZONE 6.Copy !req
59. PERIMETER
BREACH ALERT IN ZONE 6.Copy !req
60. INTRUDER DETECTED
IN LAUNDRY AREA...Copy !req
61. ZONE 2.Copy !req
62. ZONE 2.Copy !req
63. LOOKING FOR ME?Copy !req
64. I'LL TAKE THAT.Copy !req
65. AAH!Copy !req
66. AAH! AAH! AAH! AAH!Copy !req
67. AAH! AAH! AAH! AAH!Copy !req
68. AAH!Copy !req
69. AAH! AAH!Copy !req
70. SHOOT HIM! AAH!Copy !req
71. BACK OFF, MAN!Copy !req
72. AAH! AAH! AAH!Copy !req
73. BACK OFF!Copy !req
74. AAH! AAH!Copy !req
75. NO! NO!Copy !req
76. PUT THE FUCKING
GUN DOWN!Copy !req
77. TEFLON-COATED
DEVASTATORS—Copy !req
78. THEY'LL GO THROUGH HER
AND YOU LIKE BUTTER.Copy !req
79. 62 SECONDS AND A DEAD MAID.Copy !req
80. NOT GOOD, STUART.
NOT GOOD AT ALL.Copy !req
81. OH, MY FUCKING BACK!Copy !req
82. SEEMS THINGS HAVE TAKEN
A TURN FOR THE WORSE, SEE?Copy !req
83. THE COPPERS ARE HERE.Copy !req
84. WHAT?Copy !req
85. IT'S BOGIE.Copy !req
86. NO, IT'S NOT.Copy !req
87. NO!Copy !req
88. HE ALMOST GAVE ME
A HEART ATTACK,Copy !req
89. AND I'M NOT GOING TO WAIT
FOR THAT TO HAPPEN!Copy !req
90. TERESA, PLEASE!Copy !req
91. DAD?Copy !req
92. DAD?Copy !req
93. DAD?Copy !req
94. HI.Copy !req
95. YOU'RE NOT EVEN DRESSED?Copy !req
96. I TOLD YOU,
WE HAVE A 10:30.Copy !req
97. WE DO? WITH WHO?Copy !req
98. DR. SIMON.Copy !req
99. DR. SIMON?Copy !req
100. OF COURSE. DR. SIMON.Copy !req
101. YOU HAVE NO LIFE.
AM I RIGHT?Copy !req
102. I MEAN, I KNOW WHAT
HIS EXCUSE IS.Copy !req
103. WHAT'S YOURS?Copy !req
104. ARE YOU TALKIN' TO ME?Copy !req
105. ARE YOU TALKIN' TO ME?Copy !req
106. IT'S De NIRO.Copy !req
107. I'M READY.Copy !req
108. THERESA QUIT.Copy !req
109. THERE'S AN R.V. PARKED
OUTSIDE THE HOUSE.Copy !req
110. I'VE NEVER SEEN IT BEFORE.Copy !req
111. ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?Copy !req
112. I HEARD YOU.Copy !req
113. WELL, THIS HAS GOT
TO STOP, DAD.Copy !req
114. YOU CAN'T KEEP TYING MAIDS
TO WATER HEATERS,Copy !req
115. HOLDING THEM AT GUNPOINT,
THROWING THEM INTO THE POOL.Copy !req
116. WE'RE LUCKY NOBODY'S
PRESSED CHARGES.Copy !req
117. WHAT DO I NEED
WITH A HOUSEMAID— KEEPER?Copy !req
118. THEY'RE NOTHING BUT
A SECURITY HEADACHE, ANYWAY.Copy !req
119. MR. SOWELL,
YOUR DAUGHTER TELLS MECopy !req
120. YOU DON'T GET OUT
OF THE HOUSE MUCH.Copy !req
121. IT'S NOT SAFE.Copy !req
122. YET YOU CAME HERE.Copy !req
123. ONLY UNDER DURESS.Copy !req
124. DURESS?Copy !req
125. THREAT OF A MENTAL
COMPETENCY HEARING.Copy !req
126. I SEE.Copy !req
127. SO, HOW LONG
HAVE YOU WORKED FOR
THE TELEPHONE COMPANY?Copy !req
128. DOCTOR, LET'S...Copy !req
129. CLEAR UP ANY POTENTIAL
MISUNDERSTANDING HERE.Copy !req
130. NO MATTER WHAT
MY DAUGHTER HAS TOLD YOU,Copy !req
131. I AM NO DELUDED AGORAPHOBIC
OR CRAZY PSYCHOTIC.Copy !req
132. I KNOW EXACTLY
WHOSE END IS UP.Copy !req
133. YOU THINK I ENJOY
GOING AROUND LAYINGCopy !req
134. ON THE FLOOR
OF MY DAUGHTER'S 4 BY 4Copy !req
135. LOOKING LIKE A MEMBER
OF THE VILLAGE PEOPLE?Copy !req
136. I DON'T DO THIS FOR FUN!Copy !req
137. I DO THIS
AS A MATTER OF SECURITY.Copy !req
138. SECURITY?Copy !req
139. FAIR ENOUGH.Copy !req
140. SO, HOW'S
YOUR CONCENTRATION?Copy !req
141. YOUR MEMORY?Copy !req
142. FINE. HOW'S YOURS?Copy !req
143. SO NO PROBLEMS
REMEMBERING, SAY,Copy !req
144. WHAT YOU HAD
FOR BREAKFAST?Copy !req
145. I HAD AN OMELET.Copy !req
146. I'M ASSUMING
YOUR FATHER IS BRITISH?Copy !req
147. THAT'S CORRECT.Copy !req
148. HE WAS BORN IN THE U.K.,
BUT HE MET MY MOTHER HERECopy !req
149. IN THE UNITED STATES.Copy !req
150. I SEE.Copy !req
151. SO YOUR FATHER WAS AN AGENT
WITH MILITARY INTELLIGENCE?Copy !req
152. IS THAT WHAT HE TOLD YOU?Copy !req
153. HE WAS A P.R. MAN
FOR THE UNITED STATES
INFORMATION SERVICE.Copy !req
154. HE HAD NOTHING TO DO
WITH THE MILITARY.Copy !req
155. HE SEEMS QUITE
CONVINCED OTHERWISE.Copy !req
156. YEAH, WELL,
HE ALSO THINKSCopy !req
157. HE WAS A GOVERNMENT
CONTRACT KILLERCopy !req
158. AND THAT THOMAS MICHELMORE
WANTS HIM DEAD.Copy !req
159. THAT HE DIDN'T TELL ME.Copy !req
160. USUALLY, PARANOIA ASSOCIATED
WITH A DISEASECopy !req
161. IS MUCH MORE GENERIC.Copy !req
162. MOST PATIENTS THINK
THAT PEOPLECopy !req
163. ARE STEALING THINGS
FROM THEM,Copy !req
164. NOT TRYING
TO KILL THEM.Copy !req
165. BUT YOUR FATHER'S CASE,
THAT'S A DIFFERENT DEAL.Copy !req
166. SEE, MOST OF HIS SYMPTOMS
ARE CONSISTENTCopy !req
167. WITH EARLY ALZHEIMER'S—
AGITATION, IRRITABILITY,Copy !req
168. EARLY LANGUAGE IMPAIRMENT,
SHORT TERM MEMORY DEFICIT,Copy !req
169. BUT HIS PET SCANS—
HIS PET SCANS SHOWCopy !req
170. HIS GLUCOSE METABOLISM
IS NOT AS REDUCEDCopy !req
171. AS HIS BEHAVIOR
MIGHT INDICATE.Copy !req
172. SO, FRANKLY, ASIDE
FROM ELEVATED CHOLESTEROLCopy !req
173. AND BLOOD PRESSURE,
HE'S AS HEALTHY AS A HORSE.Copy !req
174. COGNITIVELY
AND BEHAVIORALLY, OF COURSE.Copy !req
175. HIS CAPACITY FOR SELF CARE
MAY BE ANOTHER STORY.Copy !req
176. WITH EXTREME PARANOIA
SO EARLY ON IN THE DISEASE,Copy !req
177. HE COULD GO FAST.Copy !req
178. YOU'RE TAKING
THE SAME ROUTE HOME!Copy !req
179. I KNOW, DAD. I'M SURE
WE WEREN'T FOLLOWED.Copy !req
180. BULLSHIT!
YOU CAN'T BE SURE
OF ANYTHING.Copy !req
181. THEY LOOK FOR PATTERNS.Copy !req
182. SOMETIMES THEY HAVE TEAMS OF
10, 15 CARS TAILING SOMEONE.Copy !req
183. DAD, DOESN'T IT
STRIKE YOU AS STRANGECopy !req
184. THAT MOM AND I NEVER KNEW
YOU WERE IN THE C.I.A.?Copy !req
185. D.I.A., D.I.A.!Copy !req
186. DEFENSE INTELLIGENCE AGENCY!Copy !req
187. I WAS UNDER DEEP COVER.Copy !req
188. WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?Copy !req
189. "HI, HONEY, I'M HOME!Copy !req
190. "MAN, WHAT A KILLER DAY
AT THE OFFICE.Copy !req
191. I SHOT 2 TERRORISTS
AND A COMMIE SPY!"Copy !req
192. YOU KNOW, DR. SIMON
WANTS TO TAKE YOU OFFCopy !req
193. OF THE FLUOXETINE
AND THIORIDAZINE.Copy !req
194. HE THINKS THEY MAY BE
CAUSING YOUR...Copy !req
195. CONFUSION.Copy !req
196. YOU KNOW WHAT'S CAUSING
MY CONFUSION?Copy !req
197. YOU ARE.Copy !req
198. YOU TAKE ME TO ONE DOCTOR
WHO PUTS ME ON FLUOXETINE.Copy !req
199. YOU TAKE ME TO ANOTHER ONE
WHO TAKES ME OFF IT.Copy !req
200. ONE WANTS ME ON THYRITE—Copy !req
201. WHATEVER THE HELL
IT'S CALLED,Copy !req
202. THE OTHER ONE SAYS
IT'S MAKING ME AGITATED.Copy !req
203. I'M NOT AGITATED!Copy !req
204. I AM NOT SENILE!Copy !req
205. AND I AM MOST DEFINITELY
NOT CRAZY!Copy !req
206. HE SAID IF HE BECOMES
TOO MUCH TO HANDLE,Copy !req
207. WE MIGHT WANT TO CONSIDER
A LOCKED FACILITY.Copy !req
208. DON'T YOU THINK
THAT SEEMS EXTREME?Copy !req
209. DON'T WORRY. YOU'LL
NEVER TAKE HIM ALIVE.Copy !req
210. WE'RE TALKING ABOUT
YOUR DAD HERE.Copy !req
211. I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED
IF HE'S ALREADYCopy !req
212. MAIL ORDERED HIMSELF
A STINGER MISSILE BY NOW.Copy !req
213. HE'D SOONER BLOW
HIS BRAINS OUTCopy !req
214. THAN GO TO SOME REST HOME.Copy !req
215. THAT'S WHAT
I TOLD DR. SIMON.Copy !req
216. HE SAID WHAT WE REALLY NEED
AT THE VERY LEASTCopy !req
217. IS A PROFESSIONAL
IN-HOME CAREGIVER.Copy !req
218. FRANKLY, I DON'T THINK
THERE'S A PROFESSIONALCopy !req
219. IN THE WORLD THAT CAN
HANDLE YOUR FATHER.Copy !req
220. SO, HOW ARE YOU
WITH EXTREME PERSONALITIES?Copy !req
221. EXTREME PERSONALITIES?Copy !req
222. UM, OH...Copy !req
223. UH, EXTREME PERSONALITIES?Copy !req
224. NO PROBLEM.Copy !req
225. ACTUALLY, MY SPECIALTY
WAS GUIDANCECopy !req
226. AND DELIVERY SYSTEMS.Copy !req
227. AND, UH—
BUT AFTER THE MASS LAYOFFS,Copy !req
228. I FELT I NEEDED A MORE
DYNAMICALLY STABLE... VECTOR.Copy !req
229. NEVER— NEVER
AN ALZHEIMER'S PATIENT,Copy !req
230. BUT I KNOW HOW TO GIVE A REAL
GOOD ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT,Copy !req
231. AND THAT'S PROBABLY ALL
THAT BOY NEEDS OUT THERE.Copy !req
232. WHAT— WHAT'S HE
DOIN' OUT THERE?Copy !req
233. TARGET PRACTICE.Copy !req
234. YEAH, WELL, UH,
THAT COSTS EXTRA.Copy !req
235. THERAPY'S HAS BEEN
GOING VERY WELL, AND I
JUST THOUGHT WE COULD...Copy !req
236. TALK ABOUT IT.Copy !req
237. MY FATHER IS CHALLENGING.
I'M NOT GOING TO FOOL YOU.Copy !req
238. I LIKE CHALLENGES.Copy !req
239. MRS. ROSS, I'M GETTING
MY PhD IN BEHAVIORAL PSYCHCopy !req
240. WITH AN EMPHASIS
IN GERONTOLOGY.Copy !req
241. I'M SURE I CAN HANDLE HIM.Copy !req
242. SO YOU NEED
A LIVE GUINEA PIG, HUH?Copy !req
243. DAD!Copy !req
244. THAT'S QUITE ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
245. IT'S A LEGITIMATE
PRECAUTION.Copy !req
246. ONE CAN NEVER BE TOO SAFE.Copy !req
247. OH, YOU SHOULD PROBABLY DO
A VISUAL ON THIS.Copy !req
248. THIS IS MY FATHER,
MACE SOWELL.Copy !req
249. DAD, THIS IS ANDI TRAVERS.Copy !req
250. WHAT KIND OF NAME
IS ANDI FOR A GIRL ANYWAY?Copy !req
251. IT'S SHORT FOR ANDREA.Copy !req
252. WHAT KIND OF A NAME IS MACE?Copy !req
253. IT'S SHORT FOR
IN YOUR FACE!Copy !req
254. I LIKE HIM.Copy !req
255. WELL, I DON'T LIKE HER!Copy !req
256. AND I'LL BE DAMNED
IF I'M GONNA SPENDCopy !req
257. NEARLY 50 GRAND A YEAR
ON SOME TEENAGE BABYSITTERCopy !req
258. WITH A POSTGRADUATE DEGREE.Copy !req
259. THAT'S RIDICULOUS,Copy !req
260. AND ANDI IS BETTER
THAN THE OTHER OPTION.Copy !req
261. WHAT THE HELL
IS HE TALKING ABOUT?Copy !req
262. WHAT OTHER OPTION?Copy !req
263. WAIT A MINUTE...Copy !req
264. YOU GUYS ARE ACTUALLY
THINKING OF PUTTING ME AWAY.Copy !req
265. YOU—Copy !req
266. HIM! I'LL BELIEVE ANYTHING.Copy !req
267. BUT YOU,
MY OWN FLESH AND BLOOD,Copy !req
268. WOULD THREATEN TO TAKE
MY HOUSE AWAY FROM ME?Copy !req
269. NOBODY IS THREATENING
ANYTHING, WE'RE JUST TRYINGCopy !req
270. TO LOOK OUT FOR
YOUR BEST INTEREST, DAD.Copy !req
271. DON'T CALL ME DAD!Copy !req
272. AND THE ONLY INTEREST
YOU'RE CONCERNED WITHCopy !req
273. IS THE ONE
YOU'LL GET ON MY MONEY
AFTER YOU PUT ME AWAY!Copy !req
274. WELL, NOBODY
IS PUTTING ME ANYWHERE!Copy !req
275. I'M NOT SOME OLD...Copy !req
276. PIECE OF FURNITURE!Copy !req
277. AND THERE IS
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME!Copy !req
278. LISTEN TO ME.Copy !req
279. THIS ISN'T YOU TALKING.Copy !req
280. IT HASN'T BEEN YOU
IN MONTHS.Copy !req
281. NOBODY WANTS TO HURT YOU.Copy !req
282. THIS WOMAN
WILL LOOK AFTER YOU.Copy !req
283. SHE'LL PROVIDE YOU
WITH COMPANIONSHIP.Copy !req
284. SHE'S TRAINED FOR THIS.Copy !req
285. DON'T YOU SEE
I AM DOING THISCopy !req
286. SO YOU CAN STAY
IN YOUR HOUSE?Copy !req
287. YOU'VE GOT TO TRUST ME.Copy !req
288. I CAN'T AFFORD
TO TRUST ANYBODY.Copy !req
289. THE DOCTOR HAS HIM
ON HALOPERIDOL.Copy !req
290. YEAH, I'M FAMILIAR
WITH IT.Copy !req
291. IT'S AN ANTIPSYCHOTIC.Copy !req
292. WHY ISN'T HE ON TACRINE?Copy !req
293. HE WON'T GO TO THE DOCTORCopy !req
294. FOR THE WEEKLY MONITORING.Copy !req
295. MMM.Copy !req
296. LOOK, HE CAN SAY
ANYTHING HE LIKES,Copy !req
297. BUT HE CANNOT FIRE YOU.Copy !req
298. YOU RUN THE SHOW,Copy !req
299. AND YOU KEEP ME POSTED.Copy !req
300. ANDI, HE'S A GOOD MAN.
HE'S JUST HIGH-STRUNG.Copy !req
301. DON'T LET HIM GET
UNDER YOUR SKIN.Copy !req
302. I'M SURE WE'LL BE FINE.Copy !req
303. SEE YOU FIRST THING
TOMORROW.Copy !req
304. GOOD.Copy !req
305. ALZHEIMER'S DISEASE
IS A PROGRESSIVE,
DEGENERATIVE DISORDERCopy !req
306. THAT ALTERS
THE BRAIN'S NEUROCHEMISTRYCopy !req
307. AND CAUSES COGNITIVE
AND INTELLECTUAL ABNORMALITIESCopy !req
308. THAT IMPAIR MEMORY,
ABSTRACT REASONING,Copy !req
309. INSIGHT, AND JUDGMENT.Copy !req
310. DISTURBANCES IN MOOD
AND EMOTIONAL OUTBURSTSCopy !req
311. ARE COMMON IN ABOUT
50% OF CASES.Copy !req
312. EXAGGERATED OBSESSIVE
COMPULSIVE ATTENTION
TO PERSONAL HYGIENECopy !req
313. IS COMMON EARLY
IN THE ILLNESS, WHILE—Copy !req
314. THE DISEASE,Copy !req
315. WHICH AFFECTS AN ESTIMATED
4 MILLION PEOPLECopy !req
316. IN THE U.S. ALONE,Copy !req
317. CAUSES OVER 100,000 DEATHS
EACH YEAR.Copy !req
318. UP TO 5% OF ALL
ALZHEIMER'S VICTIMSCopy !req
319. SHOW SYMPTOMS
OF THE DISEASECopy !req
320. BEFORE AGE 65.Copy !req
321. THIS IS A BEAUTIFUL
HOUSE, MR. SOWELL.Copy !req
322. HOW LONG
HAVE YOU LIVED HERE?Copy !req
323. YOUR DAUGHTER SHOWED ME
THE KITCHEN.Copy !req
324. IT'S QUITE A SET-UP
YOU HAVE THERE.Copy !req
325. IS COOKING A HOBBY?Copy !req
326. WHAT KIND OF MUSIC
DO YOU LIKE?Copy !req
327. I LIKE YOUR ART.Copy !req
328. YOU'VE GOT GREAT TASTE.Copy !req
329. HMM. YOU MUST HAVE BEEN
QUITE A COLLECTOR.Copy !req
330. STILL AM.
I'M NOT DEAD YET.Copy !req
331. YES, OF COURSE.Copy !req
332. WHAT'S WITH ALL THE WEAPONS
OF DESTRUCTION?Copy !req
333. A HOBBY.Copy !req
334. A HOBBY? WELL...Copy !req
335. IF THIS IS YOUR HOBBY,
WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING,Copy !req
336. KILL PEOPLE?Copy !req
337. I GAVE THAT UP YEARS AGO.Copy !req
338. I'M RETIRED NOW.Copy !req
339. WELL, THAT'S
GOOD TO KNOW.Copy !req
340. WELL, I'M GONNA DO
SOME FOOD SHOPPING,Copy !req
341. MAKE US SOME LUNCH.
DO YOU WANT TO COME?Copy !req
342. YOU DO REALIZE I AM
GONNA HAVE TO RUN A FULL
SECURITY PROFILE ON YOU?Copy !req
343. I WOULDN'T EXPECT
ANYTHING LESS.Copy !req
344. DON'T FORGET
THE BONUS BUY COUPONS.Copy !req
345. THEY'RE ON THE COUNTER
BY THE FRIDGE.Copy !req
346. WHAT'S THIS?Copy !req
347. MUGWORT.Copy !req
348. YOUR DAUGHTER TOLD ME
THAT YOUR BLOOD PRESSURECopy !req
349. AND CHOLESTEROL LEVELS
ARE OFF THE CHART,Copy !req
350. SO WE'RE GONNA
CHANGE ALL THAT.Copy !req
351. NEW LIFE, NEW FOOD.
FROM NOW ON,Copy !req
352. WE'RE GONNA EAT MACROBIOTIC.Copy !req
353. SEE, MACROBIOTICS
IS BASED ON THE NOTIONCopy !req
354. THAT YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT.Copy !req
355. IT'S BASICALLY A WAY
OF BALANCING YOUR LIFECopy !req
356. AND THE THINGS YOU EAT
WITH NATURE.Copy !req
357. EXCUSE. UH, AHEM...Copy !req
358. EXCUSE ME? CAN I HELP
YOU FIND SOMETHING?Copy !req
359. OH, NO, I GOT IT.Copy !req
360. SEE, LOOK,
THERE ARE BASICALLYCopy !req
361. 2 DIFFERENT KINDS OF FOODS,Copy !req
362. YIN AND YANG.Copy !req
363. CHICKEN, MEAT, EGGS,
AND MAYONNAISE,Copy !req
364. ALL EXTREMELY YANG,Copy !req
365. GUARANTEED TO MUDDLE
YOUR THINKINGCopy !req
366. AND EVENTUALLY KILL YOU.Copy !req
367. NOW, LOOK AT THIS STUFF.Copy !req
368. SODA, ALCOHOL, CHOCOLATE,Copy !req
369. ALL EXTREMELY YIN,
NO BETTER, ALL POISON.Copy !req
370. YOU GIVE ME THAT!Copy !req
371. ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND,
WOMAN?Copy !req
372. THIS IS BELUGA!Copy !req
373. $45 AN OUNCE!Copy !req
374. NOW, LET'S GET
SOME GROUND RULES HERE.Copy !req
375. YOU'RE THE MAID,
I'M THE MASTER.Copy !req
376. YOUR JOB
IS TO CLEAN MY HOUSE,Copy !req
377. COOK MY FOOD,
AND WASH MY SHORTS!Copy !req
378. WHAT YOU'RE NOT HERE TO DOCopy !req
379. IS TO TELL ME WHAT TO EAT,
WHAT TO DO,Copy !req
380. AND WHEN TO DO IT!Copy !req
381. IS THAT CLEAR?Copy !req
382. THE WOMAN IS TRYING
TO POISON ME, I TELL YOU.Copy !req
383. SHE'S THROWN AWAY
ALL MY FOOD!Copy !req
384. IT'S HUMILIATING.Copy !req
385. DAD, NO ONE
IS TRYING TO POISON YOU.Copy !req
386. ANDI TOLD ME
SHE WAS GONNA PUT YOU
ON A LOW FAT DIET.Copy !req
387. DR. SIMON SAID
YOUR CHOLESTEROL
WAS ALMOST 300.Copy !req
388. DAD, PROMISE ME
YOU'LL BEHAVE YOURSELFCopy !req
389. AND GIVE ANDI A CHANCE.Copy !req
390. DAD?Copy !req
391. I DON'T LIKE THIS.Copy !req
392. I DON'T LIKE THIS AT ALL.Copy !req
393. NOW, I WANT YOU TO HAVE
AN OPEN MIND ABOUT THIS.Copy !req
394. (sighs) COME ON,
GIVE IT A TRY.Copy !req
395. STOP BEING SO CLOSED.Copy !req
396. IT'S NOT GONNA KILL YOU.Copy !req
397. ONLY I KNOW
THE DISARM, UM...Copy !req
398. Female voice:
ALL ZONES ACTIVATED.Copy !req
399. THING-A-MA-JIG.
CODE?Copy !req
400. RIGHT, AND
IT STAYS THAT WAY.Copy !req
401. THIS IS THE PANIC BUTTON.Copy !req
402. IF EVER YOU NEED TO USE IT,
THEN IT'S ALREADY TOO LATE.Copy !req
403. DURING THE NIGHT,
STAY IN BED.Copy !req
404. DON'T WANDER
AROUND THE HOUSE.Copy !req
405. WHY?Copy !req
406. BECAUSE...Copy !req
407. YOU'RE PRETTY,Copy !req
408. BUT YOU'RE NOT TRANSPARENT.Copy !req
409. YOU SO MUCH AS BREAK WIND,Copy !req
410. YOU'LL SET OFF
THE ENTIRE SYSTEM.Copy !req
411. COMES ON AT 11:15,Copy !req
412. GOES OFF WHEN I GET UP
IN THE MORNING.Copy !req
413. WHAT IF I HAVE TO
GO TO THE BATHROOM?Copy !req
414. HOLD IT.Copy !req
415. TILL MORNING?Copy !req
416. I'LL BYPASS THE BATHROOM
NEAR YOUR ROOM,Copy !req
417. BUT THAT'S IT.Copy !req
418. THANKS.Copy !req
419. 100, 93, 86, 79, 72,Copy !req
420. 65, 58, 51,Copy !req
421. 44, 37, 30,Copy !req
422. 23, 16, 9, 2.Copy !req
423. HALOPERIDOL,
ONE MILLIGRAM.Copy !req
424. LORAZEPAM,5 MILLIGRAM.Copy !req
425. CLASSIFIED FILE OPENED.Copy !req
426. Woman on TV:
I'M GONNA GET YOUR SON,
ONE WAY OR ANOTHER.Copy !req
427. Woman on TV: HE LOVES ME.
HE DOESN'T CARE FOR YOU.Copy !req
428. DISARM ABORT LAUNCH.Copy !req
429. Woman on TV:
NOT ONE PENNY!Copy !req
430. I'LL CUT HIM OUT
OF MY LIFE!Copy !req
431. DAMN!
IT'S STILL THERE!Copy !req
432. Reporter on TV:
THE FORMER ENTERTAINMENT
INDUSTRY EXECUTIVESCopy !req
433. ARE EXPECTED TO BE
ARRAIGNED NEXT WEEK.Copy !req
434. Reporter on TV:
A LOCAL BUSINESSMAN
WAS KILLED TODAY,Copy !req
435. THE RESULT OF
A PACKAGE BOMB-STYLE MURDER.Copy !req
436. THE MAN, J. ROBERT McKIBBEN,Copy !req
437. A HIGHLY DECORATED
VIETNAM VETCopy !req
438. AND FORMER NAVY SEAL,Copy !req
439. OWNED A SMALL SOFTWARE
COMPANY IN THE VALLEY.Copy !req
440. MACE, IT'S TIME
TO GET DRESSED.Copy !req
441. SHH.Copy !req
442. WHAT'S GOING ON?Copy !req
443. ALL RIGHT, COME ON,
LET'S GET YOU DRESSED,Copy !req
444. AND THEN WE CAN
PLAY TOGETHER, OK?Copy !req
445. DON'T YOU EVER TALK TO ME
LIKE A 5-YEAR-OLD AGAIN!Copy !req
446. THIS IS NOT A GAME!Copy !req
447. THIS IS LIFE AND DEATH!Copy !req
448. AND I WILL DRESS
WHEN I SEE FIT!Copy !req
449. NOW GO GET THE MAIL.Copy !req
450. THIS IS THE DEAL.Copy !req
451. YOU GET DRESSED,
I'LL GET THE MAIL.Copy !req
452. NO CLOTHES, NO MAIL.Copy !req
453. NO, THIS IS THE DEAL:Copy !req
454. I'LL GET MY OWN MAIL,Copy !req
455. YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF.Copy !req
456. I NEED A FAVOR.Copy !req
457. ALL RIGHT,
I GOT YOUR MAIL.Copy !req
458. SHARPER IMAGE CATALOG,Copy !req
459. YOUR FRONTGATE,Copy !req
460. AND YOUR BRIGADE
QUARTERMASTERS.Copy !req
461. SO WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?Copy !req
462. NO PROBLEM. SHE'S JUST
A PAIN IN THE ASS.Copy !req
463. ( imitating Jimmy Stewart )
WOW.Copy !req
464. SHE SURE IS ONE HELLUVA
CUTE PAIN IN THE ASS.Copy !req
465. I HADN'T NOTICED.Copy !req
466. SHE SURE LOOKS MIGHTY FINE
IN THAT BLACK SPEEDO.Copy !req
467. IT'S NAVY BLUE.Copy !req
468. ( normal voice )
WELL, I'VE GOT A COUPLE
OF PONDS TO SKIM.Copy !req
469. IF YOU NEED ME,
GIVE ME A BEEP.Copy !req
470. HEY, STU.Copy !req
471. THANKS A LOT.Copy !req
472. ( imitating Jimmy Stewart )
AW, M-MACE, MACE,Copy !req
473. I-I CAN'T TAKE THAT.Copy !req
474. TAKE IT. COME ON,
GET OUTTA HERE.Copy !req
475. ( normal voice )
THANKS.Copy !req
476. THERE'S A NEW WRINKLE
IN SECURITY.Copy !req
477. ANDREA MARIE TRAVERS.Copy !req
478. SHE COULD BE A SPY.Copy !req
479. BORN 2/22/71.Copy !req
480. SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER
971-84-4455.Copy !req
481. DAUGHTER OF
NANCY AND ROBERT.Copy !req
482. DAD, FORMER MARINE COLONEL,Copy !req
483. MOTHER, PSYCHIATRIST.Copy !req
484. B.S. IN CLERICAL—Copy !req
485. CLINICAL PSYCHOLOGY
FROM RUTGERS.Copy !req
486. DECENT RESUME,
NO CRIMINAL RECORD.Copy !req
487. ONE MOVING VIOLATION
IN THE LAST 18 MONTHS.Copy !req
488. I HAD TO AGREE
TO THE SITUATIONCopy !req
489. OR RISK
A COMPETENCY HEARINGCopy !req
490. AND SUBSEQUENT COMMITMENT.Copy !req
491. ON THE SUBJECT OF SANITY,Copy !req
492. THE ADMIRAL IS TO MAKECopy !req
493. A SCHEDULED CHAMPAGNE STOP—Copy !req
494. CAMPAIGN STOP HERE IN L.A.
ON THE FOURTHCopy !req
495. AT THE BONAVENTURE.Copy !req
496. I'M TAKING
APPROPRIATE MEASURES.Copy !req
497. OH, P.S.--Copy !req
498. THE WOMAN'S COOKING STINKS!Copy !req
499. MACE, LUNCH!Copy !req
500. I'M NOT HUNGRY.Copy !req
501. JESUS, MACE, YOU SCARED
THE CRAP OUT OF ME.Copy !req
502. GO AWAY. I'M BUSY.Copy !req
503. LOOK, YOU'VE GOT TO EAT.Copy !req
504. COME ON, OPEN UP.
LET ME IN.Copy !req
505. NO ONE ENTERS THIS ROOM
BUT ME, UNDERSTOOD?Copy !req
506. FINE.Copy !req
507. YOU'D BETTER NOT HAVE ONE
OF THESE THINGS IN MY SHOWER.Copy !req
508. Female Voice:
SECURITY CAMERA, ZONE ONE.Copy !req
509. SECURITY CAMERA,
ZONE FOUR.Copy !req
510. I'M GONNA RUN SOME ERRANDS.Copy !req
511. DO YOU WANT TO GET
SOME FRESH AIR?Copy !req
512. NO!
I DIDN'T THINK SO.Copy !req
513. WELL, YOUR FOOD'S HERE,
IN CASE YOU GET HUNGRY.Copy !req
514. HOW 'BOUT TURNING OFF
THE FORT KNOXCopy !req
515. SECURITY SYSTEM, GOLDFINGER?Copy !req
516. Female Voice:
PERIMETER SECURITY
SYSTEM DISARMING.Copy !req
517. OKAY, WELL, I'M LEAVING.Copy !req
518. IF ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE,
YOU'VE BEEN WARNED.Copy !req
519. DON'T FORGET
THE BONUS BUY COUPONS.Copy !req
520. DAY 165. SECOND ENTRY.Copy !req
521. AFTER AN EXTENSIVE
BACKGROUND CHECK,Copy !req
522. IT APPEARS THAT
ANDREA TRAVERSCopy !req
523. POSES NO SIGNIFICANT THREAT
TO THE OPERATION.Copy !req
524. STILL, I INTEND
TO BE VIGILANTCopy !req
525. AND KEEP AN EYE ON HER.Copy !req
526. BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY.Copy !req
527. CLINTON, BUSH,
REAGAN, CARTER,Copy !req
528. FORD, NIXON, JOHNSON,Copy !req
529. KENNEDY, EISENHOWER, TRUMAN.Copy !req
530. CLINTON, BUSH,
REAGAN, CARTER,Copy !req
531. FORD...Copy !req
532. CLINTON, BUSH,
REAGAN, CARTER,Copy !req
533. FORD, NIXON,Copy !req
534. JOHNSON,
KENNEDY, EISENHOWER,Copy !req
535. TRUMAN.Copy !req
536. CLINTON, BUSH,Copy !req
537. REAGAN, CARTER,Copy !req
538. FORD, NIXON, JOHNSON,Copy !req
539. KENNEDY, EISENHOWER, TRUMAN.Copy !req
540. THIS YOURS?Copy !req
541. WHAT IS IT?Copy !req
542. YOU KNOW
EXACTLY WHAT IT IS.Copy !req
543. YOU WERE
IN MY ROOM YESTERDAY.Copy !req
544. I DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.Copy !req
545. WHY WOULD I BE IN YOUR ROOM?Copy !req
546. DON'T TRY
THE DEMENTIA SHTICK ON ME.Copy !req
547. YOU HAVE REALLY
CROSSED THE LINE, MACE.Copy !req
548. LISTEN, THIS IS MY HOUSE.Copy !req
549. I PAID FOR IT,
AND I PAY A LOT FOR YOU.Copy !req
550. I'LL DO WHATEVER I WANT TO.Copy !req
551. EVERYONE DESERVES
THEIR PRIVACY!Copy !req
552. I RESPECT YOURS,
AND I'LL THANK YOU
TO RESPECT MINE.Copy !req
553. IF I DID
GO INTO YOUR ROOM,Copy !req
554. WHICH I AM NOT SAYING I DID,Copy !req
555. MAYBE I HAD A REASON.Copy !req
556. MAYBE IT WAS
A SECURITY CHECK.Copy !req
557. OH, YOU'RE GONNA
HAVE TO DO BETTER
THAN THAT, J. EDGAR.Copy !req
558. MACE? COME BACK HERE.
I'M NOT DONE TALKING TO YOU!Copy !req
559. SECURITY BREACH ALERT.Copy !req
560. SECURITY
BREACH ALERT.Copy !req
561. INTRUDER DETECTED.Copy !req
562. INTRUDER DETECTED.Copy !req
563. MACE?Copy !req
564. SECURITY CAMERA ONE.Copy !req
565. SECURITY CAMERA 2.Copy !req
566. SECURITY CAMERA 3.Copy !req
567. SECURITY CAMERA 4.Copy !req
568. INTRUDER DETECTED
ON ROOF ZONE 10.Copy !req
569. OK. CALM DOWN.
WE CAN WORK THIS OUT.Copy !req
570. MACE? MACE, GIVE ME THE GUN.Copy !req
571. STAY BACK.Copy !req
572. MACE?Copy !req
573. AAH!
AAH!Copy !req
574. AAH!Copy !req
575. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU TWO.Copy !req
576. HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW
THAT YOU PLAYED THESE GAMES?Copy !req
577. Mace and Stu: DRILLS.Copy !req
578. WHATEVER. YOU CAN'T
JUST GO AROUNDCopy !req
579. PULLING A STUNT LIKE THIS.Copy !req
580. SOMEONE MIGHT'VE
REALLY GOTTEN HURT.Copy !req
581. HELLO?Copy !req
582. OH, HI, HONEY.Copy !req
583. HOW ARE THINGS WITH ANDI?Copy !req
584. GOOD.Copy !req
585. GOOD!Copy !req
586. EVERYTHING IS GOOD!Copy !req
587. DAD, WHAT'S GOING ON?Copy !req
588. OH, NOTHING.
NO PROBLEMS HERE.Copy !req
589. NOPE, WE'RE ALL FINE.
HOW ARE YOU?Copy !req
590. OH, WELL, SHE'S, UH,Copy !req
591. SHE'S ALL TIED UP
AT THE MOMENT.Copy !req
592. OH, MY GOD. DAD.Copy !req
593. HI, MICHELLE.Copy !req
594. OH, YEAH, IT'S FINE.
WE'RE GETTING ON JUST FINE.Copy !req
595. OH, YEAH. BELIEVE ME,
IF WE HAD ANY PROBLEMS,
YOU'D KNOW ABOUT IT.Copy !req
596. TRUST ME.Copy !req
597. YEAH, REALLY. OK. SURE.Copy !req
598. TAKE CARE. BYE.Copy !req
599. YOU OWE ME. BIG.Copy !req
600. SO, WHERE DID YOU LEARN
THIS WITCHCRAFT
COOKING OF YOURS?Copy !req
601. IS THERE SOME
MACRO-CULINARY INSTITUTE,Copy !req
602. OR IS IT PASSED ON
FROM GENERATION
TO GENERATION?Copy !req
603. MACE, MACE, MACE, MACE.Copy !req
604. THAT RAPIER WIT OF YOURS
IS SO CUTTING.Copy !req
605. I KNOW THAT'S NOT
THE REAL YOU.Copy !req
606. YOU DON'T KNOW
THE FIRST THING ABOUT ME.Copy !req
607. YOU HAVEN'T
GIVEN ME A CHANCE.Copy !req
608. WELL, THAT'S NOT
AN EASY THING TO DO,
MY DEAR.Copy !req
609. WHEN EVERYONE AROUND YOU
TAKES OVER YOUR LIFE,Copy !req
610. QUESTIONS YOUR SANITY,
STARTS TREATING YOU
LIKE A KID AGAIN.Copy !req
611. HOW WOULD YOU REACT?
OPEN ARMS?Copy !req
612. YOU'RE RIGHT.Copy !req
613. I'M SORRY.Copy !req
614. TELL YOU WHAT.Copy !req
615. LET'S START OVER.Copy !req
616. WHAT DO YOU THINK
OF BANCHA?Copy !req
617. NOT BAD.Copy !req
618. FOR TWIGS, I SUPPOSE.Copy !req
619. BUT IT'S NO CHATEAU MARGAUX
BLANC DE BLANCS '76.Copy !req
620. WELL...Copy !req
621. I GUESS A GLASS OF WINE
FROM TIME TO TIME
WON'T KILL YOU.Copy !req
622. WELL...Copy !req
623. IN THAT CASE,Copy !req
624. I'M IN CHARGE OF DESSERT.Copy !req
625. (moaning passionately)
OH, MY GOD!Copy !req
626. OH! THIS IS OBSCENE!Copy !req
627. MMM!Copy !req
628. DON'T FIGHT IT.
JUST ENJOY IT.Copy !req
629. OHH! I SHOULDN'T BE
DOING THIS, MACE.Copy !req
630. IT'S WRONG.Copy !req
631. NONSENSE.Copy !req
632. IT'S 50% FAT FREE.Copy !req
633. OHH!Copy !req
634. WHERE THE HELL'D YOU
GET THIS, ANYWAY?Copy !req
635. NO PLACE YOU SHOP.Copy !req
636. BESIDES, THE LESS YOU KNOW,Copy !req
637. THE SAFER YOU ARE.Copy !req
638. YOU'RE A DANGEROUS MAN,
MACE SOWELL.Copy !req
639. AH.Copy !req
640. IN MY DAY, MAYBE.Copy !req
641. NOW...Copy !req
642. I'M JUST A HARMLESS OLD MAN.Copy !req
643. BUT MORE TO THE POINT,Copy !req
644. WHAT'S A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN
LIKE YOURSELFCopy !req
645. DOING AT HOME
ON A FRIDAY NIGHT,Copy !req
646. EATING COOKIES AND CREAM
WITH SOME OLD GEEZER
LIKE ME?Copy !req
647. YOU SHOULD BE OUT DANCING.Copy !req
648. HEY, YOU'RE RIGHT.Copy !req
649. LET'S GO.Copy !req
650. OH, YEAH. SURE.Copy !req
651. A CROWDED DANCE FLOOR,
FLASHING LIGHTS, LOUD MUSIC.Copy !req
652. PERFECT PLACE TO GET
A BLADE BETWEEN MY RIBS.Copy !req
653. YOU WANT ME
TO DIE IN YOUR ARMS?Copy !req
654. NO THANKS.Copy !req
655. WHAT'S WRONG?Copy !req
656. NOTHING.Copy !req
657. I'M OK.Copy !req
658. YOU SHOULD BE OUT DANCING
ON A NIGHT LIKE THIS,Copy !req
659. NOT BABY-SITTING
AN OLD GEEZER LIKE ME.Copy !req
660. I SAID THAT ALREADY,
DIDN'T I?Copy !req
661. SO, MACE, WHEN DID
YOU RETIRE FROM THE C.--Copy !req
662. THE D.E.A.?Copy !req
663. I NEVER
WORKED FOR THE D.E.A.Copy !req
664. YOU DIDN'T?Copy !req
665. NO, OF COURSE NOT.
THAT'S A RIDICULOUS IDEA.Copy !req
666. ALL RIGHT,
NOW WE'RE GETTING SOMEWHERE.Copy !req
667. THE D.E.A. IS
THE DRUG ENFORCEMENT AGENCY.Copy !req
668. I WORKED FOR THE D.I.A.,
FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.Copy !req
669. I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONE
CUTTING OUT PAPER DOLLS.Copy !req
670. THE D.I.A. OF COURSE.Copy !req
671. SHALL WE TRY
A LITTLE EXERCISE, PLEASE?Copy !req
672. IT'S NUMBERS.Copy !req
673. LET'S COUNT BACKWARDS
FROM 100 BY 7.Copy !req
674. 100, 93, 86, 79,Copy !req
675. 72, 65, 58, 51, 44—Copy !req
676. THAT'S FINE. VERY GOOD.Copy !req
677. NOW, SHALL WE
TRY SINGLE DIGITS?Copy !req
678. OH, THIS IS RIDICULOUS!Copy !req
679. NEXT YOU'LL HAVE ME DOING
MY IMPERSONATION OF MR. ED.Copy !req
680. JUST HUMOR ME.Copy !req
681. THIS IS JUST A STANDARD TEST
OF CONCENTRATION, SO...Copy !req
682. SINGLE DIGITS.Copy !req
683. 100, 99, 98, 97,Copy !req
684. 96, 95, 92, 93, 91.Copy !req
685. DO I PASS OR DO YOU SEND ME
TO REMEDIAL SCHOOL?Copy !req
686. SO, ARE YOU AND ANDI
GETTING ALONG OK, DAD?Copy !req
687. NOT BAD.
SHE'S A GOOD KID.Copy !req
688. COOKING BETTER?Copy !req
689. SHE'S LEARNING.Copy !req
690. WHERE'S YOUR CD CHANGER?Copy !req
691. I DON'T KNOW.
I THINK IN THE BACK.Copy !req
692. THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.Copy !req
693. NOW LISTEN VERY CAREFULLY.Copy !req
694. THERE IS A DEVICE
UNDER YOUR SEAT.Copy !req
695. IT LOOKS LIKE AN ELECTRONIC
DETONATION UNITCopy !req
696. THAT WILL BE ACTIVATED BY
THE REMOVAL OF YOUR WEIGHT.Copy !req
697. DAD, PLEASE. NOT TODAY.Copy !req
698. LISTEN TO ME, GODDAMN IT!Copy !req
699. THERE'S ENOUGH C-4
UNDER YOUR SEATCopy !req
700. TO BLOW BOTH OF OUR ASSES
TO PACOIMA.Copy !req
701. NOW I AM DEAD SERIOUS.Copy !req
702. TAKE US HOME.
GET US OFF THE STREET.Copy !req
703. DON'T MOVE!Copy !req
704. DAD...Copy !req
705. IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME,Copy !req
706. GRAB THE PERISCOPE,
SEE FOR YOURSELF.Copy !req
707. OH, MY GOD.Copy !req
708. TELL ME THIS IS ONE OF
YOUR STUPID STUNTS.Copy !req
709. I CAN ASSURE YOU,
I DID NOT PUT THIS HERE.Copy !req
710. NOW, STAY VERY STILL.Copy !req
711. DON'T MOVE.Copy !req
712. NOW, VERY CAREFULLY,
WITHOUT TOUCHING THE CLUB,Copy !req
713. GET OUT OF THE CAR.Copy !req
714. SHOULDN'T WE CALL
THE BOMB SQUAD OR SOMETHING?Copy !req
715. BY THE TIME
THE POLICE GET HERE,Copy !req
716. WE COULD BOTH BE SITTING
ON MRS. TOBIN'S ROOF
UP THE STREET.Copy !req
717. GOOD. NOW GET
THE TOOLKIT OUT OF THE JAG,
AND THEN GET OUT OF HERE.Copy !req
718. THIS IS CRAZY.
I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD
MESS WITH THIS, DAD.Copy !req
719. GO!Copy !req
720. SORRY, STUEY,
CLOSE BUT NO FUCKING CIGAR.Copy !req
721. NO, WAIT A MINUTE.Copy !req
722. YOU SAID—Copy !req
723. I SAID...Copy !req
724. I CAN ASSURE YOU
I DID NOT PUT THIS THERE.Copy !req
725. I NEVER SAID IT WAS REAL.Copy !req
726. THIS IS
UNBELIEVABLE, DAD!Copy !req
727. I CANNOT TAKE THIS ANYMORE!
DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?Copy !req
728. DO YOU?Copy !req
729. ONE MORE STUNT LIKE THISCopy !req
730. AND I'M GOING TO
HAVE YOU COMMITTED!Copy !req
731. ONE SECOND THERE
AND, IN A FLASH,Copy !req
732. I ACTUALLY BELIEVED HIM.Copy !req
733. I DON'T KNOW WHY,
BUT I DID.Copy !req
734. WHEN I SAW THAT BLACK BOX
UNDER MY SEAT,Copy !req
735. I FELT TERRIBLE FOR
DOUBTING HIM ALL THIS TIME.Copy !req
736. WELL, I THINK IT'S TIME
TO TALK TO STAN KRAVITZCopy !req
737. AND ASK WHAT WE NEED TO DOCopy !req
738. TO GET POWER OF ATTORNEY
OR CONSERVATORSHIP,Copy !req
739. FILE SOMETHING
WITH THE COURTS.Copy !req
740. DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT.Copy !req
741. HE COULD END UP
HURTING HIMSELFCopy !req
742. AND EVERYBODY AROUND HIM,
INCLUDING YOU.Copy !req
743. DR. SIMON SAID HE SHOULDN'T
BE PLAYING WITH THEM,Copy !req
744. EVEN IF THEY ARE TOYS.Copy !req
745. AND I DON'T WANT HIM PLAYING
ANY MORE WAR GAMES WITH STUART.Copy !req
746. AFTER THIS BOMB SCARE,
I'VE JUST ABOUT HAD ENOUGH.Copy !req
747. DOCTORS SAY THAT
THEIR LATEST RESEARCHCopy !req
748. SHOULD PROVIDE A NEW,
EFFECTIVE VACCINE,Copy !req
749. AND THEY'RE HOPING TO BEGIN
HUMAN TRIALS WITHIN THE NEXT
SEVERAL MONTHS.Copy !req
750. ON THE NATIONAL
POLITICAL SCENE,Copy !req
751. AFTER SWEEPING THE BALLOTS
ON SUPER TUESDAY,Copy !req
752. THOMAS MICHELMORE IS
HEADING FOR THE FINAL...Copy !req
753. MACE?Copy !req
754. CALIFORNIA AND TEXAS,
WHERE HE APPEARS TO BE GOINGCopy !req
755. TO CAPTURE THE REPUBLICAN
NOMINATION AT NEXT WEEK'S
CONVENTION.Copy !req
756. THE OUTSPOKEN ADMIRAL...Copy !req
757. MACE?Copy !req
758. HELLO?Copy !req
759. I UNDERSTAND THAT THERE
ARE THOSE THAT SAYCopy !req
760. I'M NOT MUCH OF A BACKROOM
POLITICIAN.Copy !req
761. WELL, I HOPE THAT'S TRUE.Copy !req
762. IN MY HUMBLE OPINION,
IT'S BACKROOM POLITICS...Copy !req
763. MACE?Copy !req
764. THAT HAVE SEPARATED
THE AMERICAN PEOPLE
FROM ITS GOVERNMENT.Copy !req
765. WHAT'S GOING ON?
YOU'VE BEEN LOCKED UP
IN HERE ALL DAY.Copy !req
766. I'M FINE.Copy !req
767. MACE.Copy !req
768. NONE OF YOU UNDERSTANDS.Copy !req
769. THE DRILLS ARE NOT A GAME.Copy !req
770. I NEED THEM TO STAY SHARP.Copy !req
771. WELL, TELL YOU WHAT.Copy !req
772. HOW ABOUT IF YOU AND I
PUT OUR HEADS TOGETHERCopy !req
773. AND MAYBE WE CAN COME UP
WITH SOMETHING ELSE
TO KEEP YOU SHARP.Copy !req
774. WHAT DO YOU SAY?Copy !req
775. IT WON'T BE
THE SAME THING.Copy !req
776. YOU LIKE STRATEGIC GAMES.Copy !req
777. THIS IS THE ULTIMATE
STRATEGIC GAME.Copy !req
778. RIGHT, RIGHT. YOUR MOVE.Copy !req
779. YES, SIR.Copy !req
780. WELL, I COULD NAB
YOUR ROOK HERE.Copy !req
781. BUT YOU'RE FAR TOO GOOD
NOT TO REALIZE THAT,Copy !req
782. SO IT'S PROBABLY A DECOY.Copy !req
783. HOWEVER, A ROOK
IS A GOOD KILL.Copy !req
784. BUT YOU'D PROBABLY WANT
TO MAKE THE SACRIFICE JUICYCopy !req
785. SO I'D TAKE THE BAIT.Copy !req
786. IF I DID, YOU COULD PROBABLY
SET UP A DECENT ASSAULT,Copy !req
787. BUT MINUS AN IMPORTANT
SOLDIER.Copy !req
788. I DON'T THINK SO.Copy !req
789. SOMETIMES THINGS ARE
WHAT THEY SEEM.Copy !req
790. CHECK.Copy !req
791. AHH.Copy !req
792. CLEVER.Copy !req
793. TELL YOU WHAT.Copy !req
794. LET'S MAKE THIS INTERESTING.Copy !req
795. IF YOU WIN, WE'LL DO
A LIMITED DRILL.Copy !req
796. I SET THE PARAMETERS
AND I RUN IT.Copy !req
797. IF I WIN, I GET
TO PICK THE NEXT GAME,Copy !req
798. AND YOU HAVE TO PLAY IT.Copy !req
799. HA HA HA HA.Copy !req
800. MY DEAR, IF YOU WIN,Copy !req
801. NOT ONLY CAN YOU PICK
THE NEXT GAME,Copy !req
802. I WILL WASH YOUR UNDERWEAR
FOR A MONTH.Copy !req
803. THIS IS NOT
WHAT I CALL A GAME.Copy !req
804. NO, IT'S CALLED
BEING HUMAN.Copy !req
805. HUMAN BEINGS DON'T SPEND
THEIR ENTIRE EXISTENCESCopy !req
806. INSIDE THEIR HOMES
LIKE HERMITS.Copy !req
807. IT'S UNNATURAL, IT'S UNHEALTHY,
AND IT'S ANTISOCIAL.Copy !req
808. MACE, YOU PROMISED!Copy !req
809. MACE!Copy !req
810. IF YOU DON'T COOPERATE,
I SWEAR WE WILL NEVER
HAVE A DRILL AGAIN.Copy !req
811. MACE!Copy !req
812. I'M READY.Copy !req
813. BUT I WANT YOU TO BE AWARE
OF THE FACTCopy !req
814. THAT I KNOW YOU HUSTLED ME.Copy !req
815. AND YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS
TO HUSTLERS.Copy !req
816. COME ON.
TELL YOU WHAT.Copy !req
817. IF THE BULLETS START TO FLY,Copy !req
818. YOU CAN USE ME AS
A HUMAN SHIELD. HOW'S THAT?Copy !req
819. SEE? IT'S NOT SO BAD.Copy !req
820. OH, MACE, IT'S A SONIC BOOM!Copy !req
821. OHH, SHIT.Copy !req
822. I WAS JUST WONDERING IF MAYBE
HE HAD SOME OLD FRIENDSCopy !req
823. WE COULD ARRANGE TO VISIT WITH,Copy !req
824. OR MAYBE DEVELOP
SOME HOBBIES OR EXERCISE.Copy !req
825. I'VE BEEN READING ABOUT
DANCE THERAPY.Copy !req
826. IT LOOKS LIKE IT MIGHT HELP.Copy !req
827. YOU MOTHERFUCKERS
ARE GONNA KILL ALL MY LILIES!Copy !req
828. FRIGGIN' PARASITIC RODENTS!Copy !req
829. UH, MICHELLE, COULD I
CALL YOU RIGHT BACK?Copy !req
830. I'VE GOT SOMETHING
ABOUT TO BOIL OVER.Copy !req
831. OKAY, THANKS.Copy !req
832. MACE.Copy !req
833. MACE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
834. PEST CONTROL!Copy !req
835. I THOUGHT WE AGREED,
NO LIVE ROUNDS IN THE HOUSE.Copy !req
836. THIS ISN'T THE HOUSE;
IT'S THE GARDEN.Copy !req
837. GIVE ME THE GUN. NOW.Copy !req
838. JESUS CHRIST.Copy !req
839. WHAT ARE YOU,
A BRANCH DAVIDIAN?Copy !req
840. WHERE THE HELL DID
ALL THESE COME FROM?Copy !req
841. I MEAN, HE'S ALWAYS
BEEN A LITTLE ON THE EDGE,
BUT NOW HE'S GETTING SCARY.Copy !req
842. I KNOW.Copy !req
843. DON'T GET ME WRONG.
I LOVE HIM LIKE A FATHER.Copy !req
844. MAYBE WE SHOULD COME UP
WITH NEW STUFFCopy !req
845. FOR HIM TO DO, YOU KNOW?
KEEP HIM BUSY.Copy !req
846. HE JUST SITS IN THERE
ALL DAY STARING AT US.Copy !req
847. DAY 255. THINGS LOOK BAD.Copy !req
848. MY OWN TEAM FEEL THAT I'VECopy !req
849. GONE OVER THE EDGE.Copy !req
850. TO MAKE THINGS WORSE,Copy !req
851. THE ADMIRAL IS POISED
TO TAKE THE PARTY NOMINATION.Copy !req
852. DOESN'T HAVE MUCH TIME.Copy !req
853. SINCE THE TERMINATION
OF POOLER, McKIBBEN,Copy !req
854. LATIMER, AND WESSEL,Copy !req
855. HE MUST BE CLOSE
TO MAKING HIS MOVE.Copy !req
856. IF HE TAKES NEW JERSEY
AND NEW MEXICO...Copy !req
857. IT'S ALL OVER.Copy !req
858. ENTRY ERROR.Copy !req
859. YOU HAVE ENTERED
AN INVALID PASSWORD.Copy !req
860. YOU HAVE 2 TRIES LEFT
TO ENTER THE CORRECT PASSWORD.Copy !req
861. THE FAILSAFECopy !req
862. AUTOMATIC DEFAULT SYSTEM
IS ENGAGED.Copy !req
863. SYSTEM LAUNCH WILL TRIGGER
AT 0900 HOURSCopy !req
864. UNLESS AUTOMATIC ARM
DEFAULT IS OVERRIDDEN.Copy !req
865. ENTRY ERROR.Copy !req
866. YOU HAVE ONE TRY LEFT
TO ENTER THE CORRECT PASSWORD.Copy !req
867. 10 SECONDS.Copy !req
868. 9, 8...Copy !req
869. THANK YOU.Copy !req
870. SYSTEM DISARMED.Copy !req
871. DISARM ABORT LAUNCH.Copy !req
872. COME TO PAPA!Copy !req
873. THERE IS NOTHING LIKE
A GOOD HAVANA.Copy !req
874. AREN'T THESE STOGIES
ILLEGAL?Copy !req
875. TOTALLY. BUT THAT ADDS
SOMETHING TO THE AROMA.Copy !req
876. ALL RIGHT...Copy !req
877. GENTLEMEN. BASEBALL.Copy !req
878. NINES AND SEVENS ARE WILD.Copy !req
879. SEVENS? NOBODY MAKES
SEVENS WILD.Copy !req
880. WHO'S DEALING HERE,
YOU OR ME?Copy !req
881. SO, STUART,
WHAT DO YOU SAY—Copy !req
882. ARE YOU READY FOR
ANOTHER DRILL, PUNK?Copy !req
883. WELL, MACE, WHY?
THIS IS FUN.Copy !req
884. BESIDES, YOUR DAUGHTER
SAID SHE DIDN'T WANT
ANY MORE DRILLS.Copy !req
885. I DON'T WANT
TO PUSH OUR LUCK.Copy !req
886. SHE'S GOT A POINT.
WAIT A WHILE, YOU KNOW?Copy !req
887. DO SOMETHING ELSE.Copy !req
888. SO THAT'S IT.Copy !req
889. YOU WORKED ALL THIS OUT
AMONG YOURSELVES.Copy !req
890. MAYBE YOU WANT ME
TO BE "UNPEPPERED"!Copy !req
891. MAYBE YOU'RE ALL IN
ON THIS TOGETHER!Copy !req
892. THAT'S IT.Copy !req
893. I AM OUTTA HERE!Copy !req
894. YOU AND BOB ARE
GANGING UP ON ME!Copy !req
895. MACE! COME BACK HERE!Copy !req
896. WHO'S BOB?Copy !req
897. HE CALLED ME BOB!Copy !req
898. CLINTON, BUSH, REAGAN,Copy !req
899. CARTER, FORD, NIXON...Copy !req
900. CLINTON, REAGAN, BUSH...Copy !req
901. CARTER, FORD...Copy !req
902. CLINTON...Copy !req
903. CLINTON...Copy !req
904. Michelmore on TV:
THANK YOU. THANK YOU.Copy !req
905. Female Voice:
ELECTRICITY CUT.Copy !req
906. JESUS CHRIST.Copy !req
907. AAAAHHHH!Copy !req
908. I'M SO SORRY, MACE.Copy !req
909. I SHOULD HAVE NEVER DONE THIS.Copy !req
910. STU AND I THOUGHT
IT WOULD CHEER YOU UP.Copy !req
911. IT WAS A TERRIBLE IDEA. I DON'T
KNOW WHAT I WAS THINKING.Copy !req
912. IT PROVED A POINT.Copy !req
913. I'M A DEAD MAN.Copy !req
914. I CAN'T DEFEND MYSELF
ANYMORE.Copy !req
915. (crying) I'M SCARED,
ANDI. I'M SCARED.Copy !req
916. Dr. WE'VE BEEN
THROUGH THIS BEFORE, MACE.Copy !req
917. IF I PUT YOU ON TACRINE,Copy !req
918. I HAVE TO SEE YOU
EVERY OTHER WEEK.Copy !req
919. WE HAVE TO MONITOR
YOUR LIVER ENZYMES.Copy !req
920. PUT ME ON ANY PILL
YOU WANT. I'LL TAKE IT...Copy !req
921. NO ARGUMENTS.Copy !req
922. I CANNOT LIVE LIKE THIS.Copy !req
923. I'LL DO WHATEVER IT TAKES.Copy !req
924. I DON'T WANT
TO MISLEAD YOU.Copy !req
925. THIS MAY TEMPORARILYCopy !req
926. INCREASE YOUR COGNITIVE
ABILITIES,Copy !req
927. BUT IT'S NOT A MIRACLE CURE.Copy !req
928. AT BEST,
IT MAY BUY US SOME TIME.Copy !req
929. YOU ALSO SEEM
QUITE DEPRESSED.Copy !req
930. I SHOULD
PUT YOU ON SERZONE.Copy !req
931. ALL RIGHT, NOW, I WANT YOU
TO TAKE THIS RELIGIOUSLY,Copy !req
932. AND NO MORE DRILLS.Copy !req
933. ANY SUDDEN STRESS COULD
CAUSE A TOTAL LOSSCopy !req
934. OF YOUR PRESENT
FUNCTIONING ABILITIES.Copy !req
935. DO YOU UNDERSTAND?Copy !req
936. LOOK WHAT YOU DID.Copy !req
937. LOOK WHAT YOU DID!Copy !req
938. HA HA HA!Copy !req
939. MACE!Copy !req
940. I'M SO PROUD OF YOU!Copy !req
941. THANK YOU.Copy !req
942. DICOT. ADD DICOT.Copy !req
943. OHH, SHIT.Copy !req
944. THAT CAN'T BE RIGHT.Copy !req
945. YOU COOKED?Copy !req
946. TEMPE? OH, IT'S BURNING!Copy !req
947. BROWN RICE, MISO...Copy !req
948. KOMBU!Copy !req
949. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU
ACTUALLY MADE A MACRO MEAL.Copy !req
950. THIS IS GREAT.Copy !req
951. LET ME HELP.Copy !req
952. HEY, HEY.Copy !req
953. MY SHOW, ALL RIGHT?Copy !req
954. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
955. I'M GONNA TAKE CARE
OF THE ENTERTAINMENT, THEN.Copy !req
956. COME ON.Copy !req
957. I DON'T LIKE
THIS GAME.Copy !req
958. I KNOW.
IT'S CALLED "TRUST."Copy !req
959. UHH.Copy !req
960. OOH. JUST A TREE.Copy !req
961. ALMOST THERE.Copy !req
962. OK.Copy !req
963. MERRY CHRISTMAS.Copy !req
964. WHAT'S ALL THIS?Copy !req
965. WELL, SINCE YOU WON'T
GO OUT TO A NIGHTCLUB AND DANCE,Copy !req
966. I THOUGHT I'D BRING
THE NIGHTCLUB HERE.Copy !req
967. YOU DO DANCE, DON'T YOU?Copy !req
968. ASSUME THE POSITION,
MR. SOWELL.Copy !req
969. I LOVE IT
WHEN YOU BOSS ME AROUND.Copy !req
970. I HAD NO IDEA
YOU COULD DANCE SO WELL.Copy !req
971. THIS ISN'T DANCING.Copy !req
972. WHOO!Copy !req
973. THIS IS DANCING!Copy !req
974. YOU SHOULD CUT DOWN
THOSE TREES.Copy !req
975. SUCH A SPECTACULAR VIEW
AND IT'S ALL COVERED UP.Copy !req
976. THAT'S THE GENERAL IDEA.Copy !req
977. I'D BE A SITTING DUCKCopy !req
978. IF IT WEREN'T FOR THIS
VEGETATION.Copy !req
979. MIGHT AS WELL STAND OUT HERE
STARK NAKEDCopy !req
980. WITH A SIGN AROUND MY NECKCopy !req
981. SAYING "HEY SNIPER,
SHOOT AT ME."Copy !req
982. MACE, HOW MANY ATTEMPTS
HAVE BEEN MADE ON YOUR LIFECopy !req
983. IN THE LAST, LET'S SAY,
5 YEARS?Copy !req
984. NONE, RIGHT?Copy !req
985. SO WHOEVER WANTS YOU DEADCopy !req
986. HAS CERTAINLY TAKEN
THEIR SWEET TIME ABOUT IT.Copy !req
987. WOULDN'T YOU SAY?Copy !req
988. THEY DIDN'T HAVE
A REASON UNTIL RECENTLY.Copy !req
989. OK, SO WHAT DOESCopy !req
990. THE NEXT PRESIDENT
OF THE UNITED STATESCopy !req
991. WANT WITH A TOUGH GUY
LIKE YOU LIQUIDATED?Copy !req
992. HEY, DON'T PATRONIZE ME.Copy !req
993. SOME THINGS ARE BETTER
LEFT UNSAID.Copy !req
994. OH, COME ON, MACE.Copy !req
995. I'VE BEEN A GOOD
LITTLE SOLDIER, HAVEN'T I?Copy !req
996. HAVEN'T I EARNED A HIGHER
SECURITY CLEARANCE BY NOW?Copy !req
997. SO DO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME
THAT WHEN THOMAS MICHELMORECopy !req
998. WAS IN THE C.I.A.--Copy !req
999. D.I.A.Copy !req
1000. D.I.A.--WHATEVER—Copy !req
1001. HE HAD A COUPLE SENATORS
KILLEDCopy !req
1002. BECAUSE THEY THREATENED
TO SHRINK HIS BUDGET?Copy !req
1003. BELIEVE ME, MY DEAR,Copy !req
1004. IN THE NAME OF
NATIONAL SECURITY,Copy !req
1005. WE HAVE DONE FAR WORSE
FOR FAR LESS.Copy !req
1006. AND HOW, PRAY TELL,Copy !req
1007. ARE YOU INVOLVED
IN THIS FANTASTIC,Copy !req
1008. ALBEIT, HIGHLY IMAGINATIVE
SCENARIO?Copy !req
1009. 'CAUSE I'M THE LAST
SURVIVING MEMBERCopy !req
1010. OF ADMIRAL MICHELMORE'S
PRIVATE NAVY.Copy !req
1011. OH, I SEE.Copy !req
1012. THE LAST BAG MAN.Copy !req
1013. I READ A LOT
OF SPY THRILLERS.Copy !req
1014. SO IF YOU'RE SUCH A THREAT,Copy !req
1015. THEN WHY HASN'T
HE MADE HIS MOVE YET?Copy !req
1016. BECAUSE I WAS THE ONLY
ONE SENSIBLE ENOUGHCopy !req
1017. TO TAKE OUT LIFE INSURANCE.Copy !req
1018. WELL, WHAT GOOD
IS THIS POLICY OF YOURSCopy !req
1019. IF YOU'RE GONNA
LIVE THE REMAINDER
OF YOUR DAYS IN FEAR?Copy !req
1020. I MEAN, THIS IS
A PRISON HERE.Copy !req
1021. IT'S THE BEST
I GOT, KID.Copy !req
1022. HERE'S
LILLIAN ZACKY FOR ZACKY FARMS.Copy !req
1023. Lillian Zacky: WITH ALL
THE NEWS ABOUT RUSSIA LATELY,Copy !req
1024. IMAGINE MY SURPRISE WHEN
I MET A WOMAN IN THE MARKETCopy !req
1025. WHO JUST MOVED HERE
FROM MOSCOW.Copy !req
1026. SHE WAS AMAZED
AT THE AMERICAN...Copy !req
1027. SHH.Copy !req
1028. Mace... Stop it.Copy !req
1029. I DON'T CARE
WHAT YOU THOUGHT.Copy !req
1030. YOU DON'T GO AROUND
SHOOTING AT YOUR NEIGHBORS!Copy !req
1031. DIDN'T WE AGREE
NO GUNS WITH LIVE ROUNDS?Copy !req
1032. IT'LL BE A MIRACLE
IF THE TOBINS DON'T
PRESS CHARGES.Copy !req
1033. YOU'VE RUINED THEIR
DAUGHTER'S BAT MITZVAH
AND FUCKED HER UP FOR LIFE!Copy !req
1034. I JUST DON'T BELIEVE YOU.Copy !req
1035. THAT'S THE PROBLEM.Copy !req
1036. WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?Copy !req
1037. YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME.Copy !req
1038. YOU'RE JUST LIKE
MARC AND MICHELLE.Copy !req
1039. YOU ALL THINK
I'M CRAZY.Copy !req
1040. WELL, WHAT DO YOU EXPECTCopy !req
1041. WHEN YOU PULL
STUNTS LIKE THAT?Copy !req
1042. YOU EXPECT ME TO CONDONE
THAT KIND OF BEHAVIOR?Copy !req
1043. I DON'T CARE
WHAT YOU CONDONE.Copy !req
1044. YOU'RE NOT MY FRIEND.Copy !req
1045. HOW DARE YOU.Copy !req
1046. I'VE COVERED YOU MORE TIMES
THAN I CAN COUNT.Copy !req
1047. NO ONE HAS CARED FOR YOU
MORE THAN I HAVE.Copy !req
1048. IF IT WASN'T FOR ME,Copy !req
1049. YOUR FAMILY WOULD HAVE YOU
SITTING IN A VEGETABLE GARDENCopy !req
1050. WITH THE REST
OF THE HARVEST.Copy !req
1051. I MAY BE SENILE,
BUT I'M NOT CRAZY.Copy !req
1052. I'M JUST GLAD
YOU WEREN'T HURT.Copy !req
1053. GO THROUGH THE HOUSECopy !req
1054. AND TAKE ANYTHING THAT
EVEN LOOKS LIKE A WEAPON.Copy !req
1055. YOU MAY HAVE TO COOK
WITH PLASTIC CUTLERY...Copy !req
1056. YOU CAN'T DO THAT.Copy !req
1057. YOU CAN'T DO THAT.Copy !req
1058. COURT HEARING?Copy !req
1059. OH, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE,Copy !req
1060. WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND
KEEPS GUNS IN THE BATHROOM?Copy !req
1061. YEAH, DAD,Copy !req
1062. WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND?Copy !req
1063. GET OUT THE WAY.Copy !req
1064. NO. THIS ROOM
IS OUT OF BOUNDS!Copy !req
1065. DAD, GET OUT
OF THE WAY!Copy !req
1066. HOW DID YOU GET
ALL THIS STUFF?Copy !req
1067. YOU ARE SIGNING
MY DEATH WARRANT.Copy !req
1068. I HOPE YOU'RE
AWARE OF THAT.Copy !req
1069. I'M ONLY TRYING TO KEEP
YOU FROM KILLING YOURSELFCopy !req
1070. AND SOMEONE ELSE.Copy !req
1071. NO!
THIS IS 300 YEARS OLD.Copy !req
1072. NO WAY AM I ALLOWING YOU
TO TAKE IT.Copy !req
1073. DAD!Copy !req
1074. DAD, PUT THAT THING DOWN
THIS INSTANT!Copy !req
1075. THEY WON'T KNOW
WHERE YOU'VE BEEN MOVED TO.Copy !req
1076. IT'LL BE SAFE.Copy !req
1077. I'LL STILL COME
AND VISIT YOU.Copy !req
1078. HERE.Copy !req
1079. THANKS.Copy !req
1080. MACE, YOU WANT SOME?Copy !req
1081. YOU OK?Copy !req
1082. ON THE POLITICAL FRONT,Copy !req
1083. PRESIDENTIAL HOPEFUL
THOMAS MICHELMORE,Copy !req
1084. PRIOR TO LEAVING COLORADO
FOR A $1,000-A-PLATECopy !req
1085. FUNDRAISER IN LOS ANGELES,Copy !req
1086. WAS ASKED ABOUT THE MEDIA'S
COMPARISONCopy !req
1087. TO DWIGHT D. EISENHOWER.Copy !req
1088. THE FORMAL ADMIRAL SMILED,
NOTING THAT,Copy !req
1089. AS COMPLIMENTARY AS
THE ASSOCIATION MIGHT BE,Copy !req
1090. HE WAS NO WAR HERO,
JUST A GOOD ADMINISTRATOR.Copy !req
1091. MICHELMORE'S POPULIST
"MR. INSIDE/OUTSIDE" PLATFORMCopy !req
1092. AND HIS REFRAIN OF BEING
A SKILLED MANAGERCopy !req
1093. AND COMMITTED
PUBLIC SERVANT...Copy !req
1094. I'VE GOT A SPECIAL
TREAT FOR YOU!Copy !req
1095. TAH-DAH!Copy !req
1096. BELUGA! $45 AN OUNCE.Copy !req
1097. OH, COME ON, MACE,
I EVEN CUT THE TOAST
JUST THE WAY YOU LIKE IT.Copy !req
1098. THIS IS ALL
YOUR FAULT, YOU KNOW.Copy !req
1099. EXCUSE ME?Copy !req
1100. "HUMANS DON'T SPEND
THEIR ENTIRE EXISTENCESCopy !req
1101. "INSIDE THEIR HOMES
LIKE HERMITS.Copy !req
1102. "IT'S UNHEALTHY.
IT'S UNNATURAL.Copy !req
1103. IT'S ANTISOCIAL."Copy !req
1104. I WAS FINE.Copy !req
1105. I WASN'T BOTHERING ANYBODY.Copy !req
1106. SAFE IN MY LITTLE HOUSE.Copy !req
1107. BUT YOU COULDN'T LEAVE
WELL ENOUGH ALONE.Copy !req
1108. MISS MARY POPPINS
HAD TO TAKE MECopy !req
1109. FOR FUCKING WALKS
IN THE HILLS!Copy !req
1110. WHY? GODDAMN IT, WHY?Copy !req
1111. HI.Copy !req
1112. YES?Copy !req
1113. UH, IT WON'T FIT
IN THE BOX.Copy !req
1114. LEAVE IT BY THE GATE.Copy !req
1115. CAN'T.
RETURN RECEIPT REQUESTED.Copy !req
1116. WHERE'S FRANK?Copy !req
1117. HIS WIFE'S HAVING A KID.
HE'S AT THE HOSPITAL.Copy !req
1118. MORNING.Copy !req
1119. UH, SIGN HERE, PLEASE.
LINE 22.Copy !req
1120. GOVERNMENT ISSUE.
WHAT DO YOU EXPECT?Copy !req
1121. I... USUALLY CARRY
A SPARE.Copy !req
1122. YOU DON'T HAPPEN TO
HAVE A PEN, DO YOU?Copy !req
1123. WAIT HERE.
I'LL BE BACK.Copy !req
1124. SHIT, SHIT, SHIT!Copy !req
1125. I KNEW I HAD A BACKUP.Copy !req
1126. CALIFORNIA IS A LOCK,Copy !req
1127. AND THINGS HAVE TAKEN
A TURN FOR THE WORSE.Copy !req
1128. MICHELLE AND MARC HAVE FILED
A PETITION WITH THE COURT.Copy !req
1129. A COMPETENCY HEARING
IS DUE ANY DAY NOW.Copy !req
1130. GIVEN MY HISTORY
OF RECENT BEHAVIOR,Copy !req
1131. THIS COULD PRESENT
A MAJOR PROBLEM.Copy !req
1132. HAVE YOU BEEN TAKING
THE SERZONE?Copy !req
1133. IT'S NOT WORKING.
I'M GETTING WORSE.Copy !req
1134. OH, THAT'S
THE DEPRESSION WORSENING
YOUR COGNITIVE DEFICIT.Copy !req
1135. ALL RIGHT, WE'RE GONNA
INCREASE THE SERZONECopy !req
1136. AND SERTRALINE.Copy !req
1137. BUT THE TRUTH IS...Copy !req
1138. DURING THE PAST FEW WEEKS,Copy !req
1139. I'M NOT SURE HOW COMPETENT
I REALLY HAVE BEEN.Copy !req
1140. AFTER THAT SHOOTING
AT THE TOBINS,Copy !req
1141. MAYBE EVERYBODY IS RIGHT.Copy !req
1142. MAYBE I REALLY AM CRAZY.Copy !req
1143. DOCTOR,
WHEN I FIRST CAME HERE,Copy !req
1144. IT WAS TO HUMOR MY DAUGHTER,Copy !req
1145. AND THEN I SOON FOUNDCopy !req
1146. THAT I HAD TO WORK MY ASS OFF
JUST TO GET THROUGH THE DAY.Copy !req
1147. BUT I ALWAYS KNEWCopy !req
1148. REALITY VS. MAKE BELIEVE,Copy !req
1149. UP VS. DOWN...Copy !req
1150. BUT I LOOK IN THE MIRRORCopy !req
1151. AND I DON'T KNOW WHO I AM.Copy !req
1152. WHETHER I'M OUT
OF MY MIND OR NOT,Copy !req
1153. MICHELMORE CANNOT BE
ALLOWED TO TAKE OFFICE.Copy !req
1154. I CAN NO LONGER
TRUST ANYONE...Copy !req
1155. BUT I GOT A PLAN.Copy !req
1156. I GOT AN IDEA.Copy !req
1157. I LOVE YOU, DAD.Copy !req
1158. I'M SO SORRY WE HAVE
TO GO THROUGH THIS.Copy !req
1159. ME, TOO.Copy !req
1160. THAT'S THE WRONG SETTING.Copy !req
1161. ANDI!Copy !req
1162. ANDI!Copy !req
1163. I THOUGHT I TOLD YOUCopy !req
1164. NEVER TO GO INTO MY OFFICE!Copy !req
1165. WHAT WERE YOU DOING
LOOKING AT MY TAPES?Copy !req
1166. OH...Copy !req
1167. I WAS WORRIED
ABOUT YOU, MACE.Copy !req
1168. YOU HAVEN'T BEEN YOURSELF
FOR DAYSCopy !req
1169. AND I—I JUST WANTED
TO HELP YOU.Copy !req
1170. BY SPYING ON ME?Copy !req
1171. YOU'RE NO BETTER
THAN ANYBODY ELSE.Copy !req
1172. WHAT ABOUT "EVERYONE
DESERVES THEIR PRIVACY?Copy !req
1173. "I RESPECT YOURS.Copy !req
1174. I'LL THANK YOU
TO RESPECT MINE"?Copy !req
1175. YOU ALREADY THINK
I'M OUT OF MY FUCKING MIND.Copy !req
1176. YOU WANT MORE PROOF?
MACE...Copy !req
1177. THOSE TAPES
ARE MY BUSINESS,
NOBODY ELSE'S!Copy !req
1178. MACE, LISTEN TO ME.Copy !req
1179. I JUST DIDN'T WANT YOU
TO DO ANYTHING STUPID.Copy !req
1180. I CARE FOR YOU.Copy !req
1181. I'M YOUR ONLY FRIEND.Copy !req
1182. BULLSHIT!Copy !req
1183. IT'S NOT BULLSHIT!Copy !req
1184. HAVEN'T I PROVEN
MY FRIENDSHIP TO YOU?Copy !req
1185. IF IT WERE UP TO ME,
I WOULDN'T LET THEM
SEND YOU AWAY.Copy !req
1186. I DIDN'T PUT YOU
IN THIS POSITION.Copy !req
1187. I DON'T KNOW WHAT
YOU WANT FROM ME, MACE.Copy !req
1188. I'D DO ANYTHING FOR YOU.Copy !req
1189. I REALLY SHOULD
CUT BACK THOSE TREES.Copy !req
1190. ANYTHING?Copy !req
1191. CLASSIFIED FILE OPENED.Copy !req
1192. ARE YOU FAMILIAR
WITH A DEAD-MAN SWITCH?Copy !req
1193. YEAH, ON A TRAIN?Copy !req
1194. IF THE ENGINEER TAKES
HIS FOOT OFF THE PEDAL,
THE TRAIN STOPS.Copy !req
1195. RIGHT.Copy !req
1196. IF MICHELMORE TAKES ME OUT,
THEN HIS CAMPAIGN TRAIN STOPS.Copy !req
1197. IF I'M NOT AROUND TO RESET
MY INTERNET E-MAIL SYSTEMCopy !req
1198. EVERY 24 HOURS,Copy !req
1199. IT AUTOMATICALLY FIRES OFF
MY LIFE STORYCopy !req
1200. AND THE ADMIRAL'S TO EVERY MAJOR
PRINT AND ELECTRONIC OUTLETCopy !req
1201. IN THE WESTERN WORLD.Copy !req
1202. CAN YOU SAY WASHINGTON POST?Copy !req
1203. OH, MY GOD.Copy !req
1204. NEW YORK TIMES,
WALL STREET JOURNAL?Copy !req
1205. THIS IS YOUR
LIFE INSURANCE POLICY.Copy !req
1206. I HAVE DOCUMENTED
EVERY DIRTY, UNDERHANDED
BLACK-BAG ASSIGNMENTCopy !req
1207. HIS TWISTED LITTLE MIND
HAS CONCOCTEDCopy !req
1208. OVER 20 YEARS
AT NAVAL INTELLIGENCE.Copy !req
1209. SO, SEE? IF I STAY ALIVE,Copy !req
1210. HE STAYS OUT OF JAIL.Copy !req
1211. BUT DOES HE KNOW
YOU HAVE THIS?Copy !req
1212. HE KNOWS I HAVE SOMETHING,
JUST DOESN'T KNOW WHAT.Copy !req
1213. MACE, IF THIS IS TRUE,Copy !req
1214. WHAT STOPS THEM FROM JUST
UNPLUGGING THE POWER?Copy !req
1215. THE BEAUTY OF THIS
IS IT'S A PASSIVE SYSTEM.Copy !req
1216. THE DATA IS NOT HERE.Copy !req
1217. IT'S IN SOME INTERNET COMPUTER
IN NEBRASKA OR INDIANA.Copy !req
1218. BUT IF SOMEONE
CUTS ME OFF,Copy !req
1219. THERE IS NOTHING
TO STOP THESE FILESCopy !req
1220. FROM BEING SENT
ALL OVER THE WORLD...Copy !req
1221. AUTOMATICALLY.Copy !req
1222. ANDI,
PLEASE LISTEN TO ME.Copy !req
1223. IF MARC AND MICHELLE
PUT ME AWAY,Copy !req
1224. I'M OUT IN THE COLD.Copy !req
1225. DETENTE IS ONLY MEANINGFUL
IF ONE CAN COVER ONE'S ASS.Copy !req
1226. I NEED TO GET OUT
OF THE COUNTRY,Copy !req
1227. BUT I CAN ONLY DO IT
IF YOU HELP ME.Copy !req
1228. THIS IS INSANE, MACE.Copy !req
1229. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?Copy !req
1230. I'M TALKING ABOUT
HALF A MILLION DOLLARS,
TAX-FREE.Copy !req
1231. I HAVE 2 MILLION
IN THE GRAND CAYMANCopy !req
1232. AND A HOUSE
IN BRITISH VIRGIN GORDA
THAT NO ONE KNOWS ABOUT.Copy !req
1233. NO WAY.Copy !req
1234. I CAN'T DO THIS. THEY'LL
BE AFTER ME FOR KIDNAPPING.Copy !req
1235. NOT IF I LEAVE FIRST,Copy !req
1236. GO TO SAN DIEGO, SOMEWHERE.Copy !req
1237. PERFECT. YOU SAY
THAT I RAN AWAY,Copy !req
1238. THEN YOU PICK ME UP,
AND WE CHARTER A JET AND...Copy !req
1239. MACE, I AM WAY OUT
OF MY DEPTH HERE.Copy !req
1240. THIS IS SCARY STUFF.Copy !req
1241. ANDI...Copy !req
1242. I NEED YOUR HELP.Copy !req
1243. I NEED YOUR SHARP MIND
BECAUSE MINECopy !req
1244. IS QUICKLY BECOMING
DULLER THAN A BUTTER KNIFE.Copy !req
1245. HALF A MILLION DOLLARS,
KID. TAX-FREE.Copy !req
1246. THEY GET TO YOU
WHEN YOU'RE YOUNG AND STUPID,Copy !req
1247. AND IN TIME, YOU START
TO THINK OF YOURSELFCopy !req
1248. AS A VITAL PART OF
THE GEOPOLITICAL ECOSYSTEM.Copy !req
1249. KILL A TERRORIST HERE,
POLITICAL DESPOT THERE.Copy !req
1250. SOON, YOU BELIEVE YOU'RE
DOING HUMANITY A FAVOR.Copy !req
1251. YOU'RE PREVENTING
GLOBAL WARS,Copy !req
1252. MASSIVE POLITICAL
INSTABILITY,Copy !req
1253. FAMINE, PAIN AND
SUFFERING FOR MILLIONS.Copy !req
1254. YOU'RE A HERO.Copy !req
1255. SO WHAT MADE YOU STOP?Copy !req
1256. AS YOU GET OLDER,
YOU DEVELOP A CONSCIENCE.Copy !req
1257. THINGS CHANGE.Copy !req
1258. YOU BEGIN TO
SERIOUSLY QUESTIONCopy !req
1259. WHOSE SECURITY
YOU'RE PROTECTING.Copy !req
1260. ANDI!Copy !req
1261. MORNING!Copy !req
1262. WHERE'S STUART?Copy !req
1263. STUART ASKED ME
TO COVER FOR HIM.Copy !req
1264. WHAT'S GOING ON?Copy !req
1265. HOLD IT A MOMENT.Copy !req
1266. DON'T YOU...Copy !req
1267. WORK FOR THE POST OFFICE?
NOT REALLY.Copy !req
1268. NO!Copy !req
1269. Man on TV: FROM HEALTHY SNACKS
TO GREAT-TASTING SIDE DISHES,Copy !req
1270. FROM RECIPE STARTERS TO...Copy !req
1271. Male computer voice: YOU HAVE
REACHED THE ONLINE SERVICECopy !req
1272. OF THE NATIONAL CAYMAN BANK.Copy !req
1273. PLEASE ENTER
YOUR ACCESS CODE.Copy !req
1274. INVALID ENTRY.
ACCESS DENIED.Copy !req
1275. YOU HAVE ONE MORE ATTEMPT
BEFORE SYSTEM DISCONNECTS.Copy !req
1276. YOU SLEEP OK?Copy !req
1277. LIKE A ROCK.
HOW ABOUT YOU?Copy !req
1278. NOT SO GOOD.
I WAS UP MOST OF THE NIGHT.Copy !req
1279. WELL, WE'VE GOT A LOT
TO DO TODAY,Copy !req
1280. SO I'M GONNA GO
TO THE BANKCopy !req
1281. AND THEN I'M GOING TO GET US
SOME FOOD FOR THE ROAD.Copy !req
1282. YOU WANNA COME?Copy !req
1283. I THINK I'LL PASS.Copy !req
1284. OK.Copy !req
1285. HAVING SECOND THOUGHTS?Copy !req
1286. NO. I'M JUST
A LITTLE JITTERY.
I'LL BE FINE.Copy !req
1287. YOU BETTER LET ME
GET OUT OF HERECopy !req
1288. SO I CAN PLAN
OUR GREAT ESCAPE.Copy !req
1289. I'LL BE READY.Copy !req
1290. Female computer voice:
TARGET DISTANCE—
ONE KILOMETER.Copy !req
1291. TARGET DISTANCE—
2 KILOMETERS.Copy !req
1292. TARGET DISTANCE—
300 METERS.Copy !req
1293. TARGET DISTANCE—
200 METERS.Copy !req
1294. TARGET DISTANCE—
45 METERS.Copy !req
1295. TARGET DISTANCE—
35 METERS.Copy !req
1296. TARGET DISTANCE—
30 METERS.Copy !req
1297. TARGET DISTANCE—
25 METERS.Copy !req
1298. TARGET DISTANCE—
20 METERS.Copy !req
1299. TARGET DISTANCE—
15 METERS.Copy !req
1300. TARGET DISTANCE—
25 METERS.Copy !req
1301. HI. OOH, WHAT A MORNING.
HOW WAS YOURS?Copy !req
1302. A REGULAR ADVENTURE.Copy !req
1303. YOU HUNGRY?Copy !req
1304. A LITTLE.Copy !req
1305. I'LL MAKE US SOME LUNCH
AFTER I TAKE A SHOWER.Copy !req
1306. I FEEL SO ICKY-STICKY.
IT'S SO HUMID OUT THERE.Copy !req
1307. TAKE YOUR TIME.Copy !req
1308. CAN YOU BELIEVE THE
WEATHER WE HAD THIS MORNING?Copy !req
1309. IT WAS LIKE A MONSOON
OUT THERE.Copy !req
1310. I THOUGHT WE WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO
GET RAIN IN SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA.Copy !req
1311. YOU HAVE REACHED
THE AUTOMATED PHONE SYSTEM
OF THE PENTAGON.Copy !req
1312. IF YOU ARE CALLING FROM
A TOUCH-TONE PHONECopy !req
1313. AND KNOW THE EXTENSION
OF THE PARTY YOU WISH TO REACH,Copy !req
1314. PLEASE ENTER IT NOW.Copy !req
1315. PRESS ONE FOR
A DEPARTMENT DIRECTORY
OR STAY ON THE LINE—Copy !req
1316. LOOKING FOR THIS?Copy !req
1317. YOU ARE
SOME PIECE OF WORK.Copy !req
1318. OH, MY, YOU'RE GOOD.Copy !req
1319. I THOUGHT I WAS THE BEST,
BUT YOU'RE BETTER.Copy !req
1320. WELL, I'LL TAKE THAT
AS A COMPLIMENTCopy !req
1321. COMING FROM
THE GRAND MASTER HIMSELF.Copy !req
1322. I'LL HAVE THAT DEAD-MAN CODE
NOW, IF YOU DON'T MIND.Copy !req
1323. SO, UH, WHAT'S YOUR RANK?Copy !req
1324. SORRY, COLONEL,
SOLDIERING IS YOUR M.O.Copy !req
1325. THAT OLD HONOR GOD, COUNTRY,
AND APPLE PIE BULLSHITCopy !req
1326. CAN ONLY GET YOU SO FAR
IN THIS WORLD.Copy !req
1327. YOU'RE FREELANCE.Copy !req
1328. NEVER BEEN MUCH MOTIVATED
BY POLITICAL IDEOLOGY.Copy !req
1329. STRICTLY
A MATERIAL GIRL, HUH?Copy !req
1330. SO, UH, WHAT'S THE GOING RATE
FOR AN OLD D.O.D. LIKE ME?Copy !req
1331. MORE THAN YOU CAN IMAGINE.Copy !req
1332. YOUR SHORT-TERM MEMORY
MUST BE REALLY SHOT.Copy !req
1333. NO MORE GUNS, REMEMBER?Copy !req
1334. STEP ASIDE FROM
THE COUNTER, PLEASE.Copy !req
1335. HOW DO YOU KNOW
I WASN'T READY FOR ALL THIS?Copy !req
1336. I DID SMOKE YOU OUT
WITH THE DEAD-MAN SWITCH.Copy !req
1337. WHO'S GONNA RESCUE YOU?Copy !req
1338. STUART, WITH ONE OF YOUR
STUPID LITTLE DRILLS?Copy !req
1339. THE CODE. NOW.Copy !req
1340. FUCK YOU.Copy !req
1341. I'M NOT GIVING YOU SHIT.Copy !req
1342. MACE, MACE, MACE.Copy !req
1343. I WAS REALLY HOPING IT WASN'T
GONNA GO DOWN LIKE THIS.Copy !req
1344. I WOULD HAVE THE CODE,
AND YOU, WELL...Copy !req
1345. YOU WOULD'VE FORGOTTEN ABOUT IT
SOON ENOUGH, ANYWAY.Copy !req
1346. BUT YOU COULDN'T LEAVE
WELL ENOUGH ALONE, COULD YOU?Copy !req
1347. (imitating Don Knotts)
ALL RIGHT, ANDY,Copy !req
1348. I THOUGHT WE SAID
NO MORE DRILLS.Copy !req
1349. THIS ISN'T A DRILL.Copy !req
1350. Female computer voice:
SYSTEM ARMED.Copy !req
1351. Male computer voice:
TEN... NINE... EIGHT...Copy !req
1352. Female computer voice:
WARNING. SYSTEM IS NOW ARMED.Copy !req
1353. FINAL LAUNCH SYSTEM ENGAGED.Copy !req
1354. ARE YOU SURE
YOU WISH TO PROCEED?Copy !req
1355. FIRING LAUNCH SEQUENCE
COMMENCED.Copy !req
1356. DATA TRANSMISSION COMMENCING.Copy !req
1357. 911 EMERGENCY.
OPERATOR 1016.Copy !req
1358. WHAT'S THE NATURE
OF YOUR EMERGENCY?Copy !req
1359. YES, THERE IS A DEAD WOMAN
IN MY KITCHEN.Copy !req
1360. UH, STAY ON THE LINE.
I'M CONNECTING YOU
TO POLICE DISPATCH.Copy !req
1361. DO NOT HANG UP, OK?Copy !req
1362. OK?Copy !req
1363. YES, THERE IS A DEAD WOMAN
IN MY KITCHEN.Copy !req
1364. THIS IS THE L.A.P.D.Copy !req
1365. WE SHOW YOU'RE AT 15780
TERRACE HILL, CORRECT?Copy !req
1366. YES, THERE IS A DEAD WOMAN
IN MY KITCHEN.Copy !req
1367. WHAT IS YOUR NAME, SIR?Copy !req
1368. SIR, YOUR NAME?Copy !req
1369. I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
1370. IN WHAT CAN ONLY
BE DESCRIBEDCopy !req
1371. AS THE MOST EXPLOSIVE
POLITICAL REVELATIONCopy !req
1372. SINCE WATERGATE
AND THE IRAN-CONTRA SCANDAL,Copy !req
1373. PRESIDENTIAL SHOO-IN
ADMIRAL THOMAS MICHELMORECopy !req
1374. IS NOW BEING LINKED TO GROSS
CRIMINAL MISCONDUCTCopy !req
1375. WHILE STILL IN CHARGE OF
THE NAVAL INTELLIGENCE
OPERATIONSCopy !req
1376. AT THE PENTAGON.Copy !req
1377. ALTHOUGH NOT OFFICIALLY
CHARGED AS OF YET,Copy !req
1378. THE FBI HAS LINKED
MICHELMORE TO THE DEATHSCopy !req
1379. OF SENATORS CARCANO, McHENRY,
AND CONGRESSMAN MARVIN HEISHA,Copy !req
1380. ALL MEMBERS OF
THE JOINT SELECT COMMITTEE
ON INTELLIGENCE.Copy !req
1381. MICHELMORE WAS NOT
AVAILABLE FOR COMMENT,Copy !req
1382. BUT A SPOKESMAN FOR
THE DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICECopy !req
1383. SAYS FORMAL CHARGES
WILL BE IMMINENTLY FILED.Copy !req
1384. REPORTING FROM ATLANTA,
THIS IS STEVE MAZUR.Copy !req