1. Carol, did I ever tell you
why I married her?Copy !req
2. Yes, Sam, you told me
many, many...Copy !req
3. Her father was
very, very rich...Copy !req
4. and very, very sick.Copy !req
5. The doctors assured me
he'd be dead any minute.Copy !req
6. There wasn't
a second to lose.Copy !req
7. I rushed right out and
married the boss's daughter.Copy !req
8. He was so sick!Copy !req
9. It was like the angel of death
was sittin' in the room with him,Copy !req
10. watchin' the clock.Copy !req
11. They pulled the plug
on him.Copy !req
12. He wheezed and shook
for about an hour.Copy !req
13. And then...Copy !req
14. he stabilized.Copy !req
15. That son of a bitch
just got older and sicker.Copy !req
16. And older and sicker!Copy !req
17. And older and sicker!Copy !req
18. - More coffee, sir?
- No!Copy !req
19. I couldn't wait around any longer.
I went out and made my own fortune.Copy !req
20. The old fart hung in there
for 15 years!Copy !req
21. Finally died
of natural causes.Copy !req
22. I want the rest
of that money!Copy !req
23. His money, her money,
it's my money!Copy !req
24. I had to live with that squealing,
corpulent little toad all these years!Copy !req
25. God, I hate that woman!
L-l-l...Copy !req
26. I hate the way
she licks stamps.Copy !req
27. I hate her furniture.Copy !req
28. And I hate that little sound
she makes when she sleeps.Copy !req
29. Ohhh!Copy !req
30. And that filthy, little
shitbag dog of hers... Muffy!Copy !req
31. - Aren't you scared?
- Scared?Copy !req
32. Hell, no.
I'm lookin' forward to it.Copy !req
33. My only regret, Carol,Copy !req
34. is that the plan
isn't more violent.Copy !req
35. Don't you consider throwing
a body off a cliff in the
dead of night violent?Copy !req
36. Nah! She'll be unconscious,
knocked out from the chloroform.Copy !req
37. I'm talkin' about
hands-on involvement.Copy !req
38. Hands-on?Copy !req
39. Ohh. Ohh!Copy !req
40. Oh-ho!Copy !req
41. I'm goin' now. I can't wait.Copy !req
42. Good luck.Copy !req
43. Barbara, dear,
I have something for you.Copy !req
44. Barbara?Copy !req
45. Where are you, dearest?Copy !req
46. I have something for you.Copy !req
47. Honey?Copy !req
48. Barbara?Copy !req
49. Dumpling?Copy !req
50. Barbara?Copy !req
51. No notes,
no messages.Copy !req
52. This is not like you,
you meticulous bitch!Copy !req
53. It's just like that woman
to screw this up.Copy !req
54. Damn it!Copy !req
55. What are you doin'here?
Mining the carpet
with little poodle bombs?Copy !req
56. Here! Take a whiff of this,
you little fruitcake.Copy !req
57. I'll kill you!Copy !req
58. - I'll wring your neck!Copy !req
59. You hairy rat!Copy !req
60. - Hello.
- Mr. Stone?Copy !req
61. Listen very carefully.
We have kidnapped your wife.Copy !req
62. We have no qualms about
killing and will do so
at the slightest provocation.Copy !req
63. - Do you understand?
- Who the hell is this?
Is this some joke?Copy !req
64. I have no patience for
stupid questions, Mr. Stone, and
I don't like repeating myself.Copy !req
65. Do you understand?Copy !req
66. All right, I'm sorry.
Please continue.Copy !req
67. You are to obtain a new, black
American Tourister briefcase,Copy !req
68. - model number 8104.
Do you understand?
- Yes.Copy !req
69. In it you will place
$500,000 in unmarked,Copy !req
70. nonsequentially
numbered $100 bills.Copy !req
71. - Do you understand?
- Sure.Copy !req
72. Monday morning at
11:00 a.m., you will proceed
with case in hand,Copy !req
73. to Hope Street Plaza and
wait for a phone to ring.Copy !req
74. You will receive
further instructions then.Copy !req
75. - Do you understand?
- Yes, I do.Copy !req
76. You'll be watched at
all phases of execution.Copy !req
77. If anyone is with you or if
any action is not carried out
to our complete satisfaction,Copy !req
78. it will be considered
an infraction of the rules,
and your wife will be killed.Copy !req
79. - Do you understand?
- I believe so.Copy !req
80. If you notify the police,
your wife will be killed.Copy !req
81. If you notify the media,
she will be killed.Copy !req
82. If you deviate from our
instructions in any way
whatsoever, she will be killed.Copy !req
83. - Do you understand?
- Perfectly.Copy !req
84. Just 45 minutes ago,
Mr. Stone received a call...Copy !req
85. from a man demanding
a ransom for his wife, Barbara.Copy !req
86. - Kenny!Copy !req
87. Grab her legs.Copy !req
88. Aah!Copy !req
89. Do you think
she's dead?Copy !req
90. Aah!Copy !req
91. You fucked
with the wrong person!Copy !req
92. My husband does business
with the Mafia.Copy !req
93. When they track you down,
you, your entire family,
everyone you ever knew...Copy !req
94. will all get chain saw enemas
and that's not all!Copy !req
95. Oh, my God!
I've been abducted by Huey and Duey.Copy !req
96. An...Copy !req
97. Jesus Christ!
It smells like a toilet in here!Copy !req
98. - It's just the ammonia.
- We scrubbed down here for hours
on our hands and knees,Copy !req
99. For God's sake.Copy !req
100. My husband worships
the ground I walk on!
Wait till he hears about this!Copy !req
101. He will explo-o-ode!Copy !req
102. Bye-bye, Barbara.Copy !req
103. In local news, a kidnapping
today in Bel Air.Copy !req
104. Police tell us this woman,
Barbara Stone,Copy !req
105. the wife of clothing tycoon,
Sam Stone,Copy !req
106. was abducted earlier today
from the couple's estate
on Bellagio Drive.Copy !req
107. Preliminary sources indicated
that Mr. Stone was contacted
late this afternoon...Copy !req
108. and that a ransom demand
has been made. Police officials...Copy !req
109. kill Mrs. Stone
if demands were not met.Copy !req
110. It's on every
goddamn channel!Copy !req
111. Millionaire heiress, Barbara Stone,
has been kidnapped...Copy !req
112. from her
Bel Air mansion.Copy !req
113. What'd he do,
hire a publicist?Copy !req
114. I feel terrible.
Do you feel as guilty as I do?Copy !req
115. Guilty?
Are you kidding?Copy !req
116. He takes our money,
steals your idea,Copy !req
117. goes out and makes
a million dollars,
and you feel guilty?Copy !req
118. I can't
believe it!Copy !req
119. - How many times
have we been over this?
- Oh, honey, not again.Copy !req
120. Let me remind you
of something.Copy !req
121. You are the spandex
miniskirt king.Copy !req
122. Not him.
He is the spandex miniskirt thief.Copy !req
123. He's the one
who should feel guilty.Copy !req
124. Look at this.
Do you remember this?Copy !req
125. You cried for a week
when you saw this. Look at
the smile on that asshole.Copy !req
126. I know he stole it, but she
really didn't do anything.Copy !req
127. She was his partner!
Oh, damn it, Sandy.Copy !req
128. Do you enjoy
getting stepped on? Do you?Copy !req
129. 'Cause I don't,
and I don't feel guilty.Copy !req
130. I take it back.
I do feel guilty.Copy !req
131. I feel very guilty.
I trusted a sleazeball
like Sam Stone...Copy !req
132. with our life savings
on a handshake deal,Copy !req
133. and then sat there
and watched him take it
all away from us.Copy !req
134. But that's over.
We know better now.Copy !req
135. From now on,
we trust no one.Copy !req
136. To hell with everybody else.
We've got to be ruthless.Copy !req
137. - Think ruthless.
- What if I can't think ruthless?Copy !req
138. You've got to. It's good for you.
It makes you strong.Copy !req
139. What the hell's the sense
of being a decent person
when nobody else is?Copy !req
140. Let's be assholes
and get rich!Copy !req
141. Oh, oh! I'm crazy about you,
you big galoot!Copy !req
142. Ooh, you were
somethin' today!Copy !req
143. - Yeah, it just doesn't get
any better than this.
- Mmm.Copy !req
144. I'm gonna take
a quick shower.Copy !req
145. - Can you be ready
by the time I get out?
- Ready?Copy !req
146. You're getting ready
for Sam.Copy !req
147. The video equipment,
remember?Copy !req
148. - Tonight's the night.
- Oh yeah, I knew that.Copy !req
149. - Now, do you remember
where I told you to go?
- Yeah.Copy !req
150. - The old deserted bridge
near the Hollywood sign.
- That's right.Copy !req
151. You wait for him there.
He'll be in some rented car.Copy !req
152. He's afraid of getting blood
on his sports car.Copy !req
153. Get in as close
as you can.Copy !req
154. It's important you get
a good shot of his face.Copy !req
155. If we can't recognize him,
we can't blackmail him.Copy !req
156. You get that videotape of Sam
finishing off his wife,Copy !req
157. and that man will give us
anything we want...Copy !req
158. for the rest of his life.Copy !req
159. Yeah, then we're off
to Haiti.Copy !req
160. Not Haiti, Tahiti!Copy !req
161. I knew that.Copy !req
162. The passports
came today.Copy !req
163. Cool.Copy !req
164. - Frank, glad you're here.
- What have we got?Copy !req
165. We found a chloroform-soaked
handkerchief stuffed
way down in the garbage,Copy !req
166. and a tire print on the lawn,
a good one. I'm having the lab
check it out.Copy !req
167. And we found a few drops
of blood in the kitchen.Copy !req
168. - Where's Mr. Stone?
- He's upstairs.Copy !req
169. He seems
pretty upset.Copy !req
170. - Yes?Copy !req
171. Mr. Stone, Lieutenant Bender
and Walters are here.Copy !req
172. They'd like to start
as soon as possible.Copy !req
173. I'll be right there.Copy !req
174. Ow!
Oh, oh!Copy !req
175. Hee-hee-hee.Copy !req
176. - I like to hear a woman
make a lot of sound.
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
177. I'll scream my head off
if you want to, honey.
It's your money.Copy !req
178. My wife just lays there
like a gunnysack.Copy !req
179. Oh, my God.
She isn't dead yet.Copy !req
180. - He's gonna kill her right here!Copy !req
181. Oh, oh.Copy !req
182. I have no enemies,
at least none that I know of.Copy !req
183. L... I'm a businessman.Copy !req
184. I manufacture
women's sportswear.Copy !req
185. I think I've heard of you.Copy !req
186. Don't they call you
the "spandex king"?Copy !req
187. The "spandex miniskirt king."
You probably read
one of the articles.Copy !req
188. Yeah, it was all his idea...
spandex miniskirts.Copy !req
189. Was there anybody here
today when you came home?
Servants?Copy !req
190. - Maids?
- It was the maid's day off.Copy !req
191. Did you notice anything
out of the ordinary
when you came home?Copy !req
192. No, not that
I can remember.Copy !req
193. - What time did you come home?
- It's the dog!Copy !req
194. She isn't
properly house-trained.Copy !req
195. No, it's sweet.Copy !req
196. The dog's
a little diabetic.Copy !req
197. I think it's wine...Copy !req
198. - Or...
- Oh, I know what that must be.Copy !req
199. I... I closed a very
important business deal...Copy !req
200. this morning and
when I came home...Copy !req
201. I opened a bottle of champagne
and... and as I was...Copy !req
202. walking through the house,
celebrating,Copy !req
203. I called to Barbara to come
and share the moment with me.Copy !req
204. She never came.Copy !req
205. Those monsters!Copy !req
206. Earl!Copy !req
207. It was horrible.Copy !req
208. - She wasn't drugged or anything.
- What happened?Copy !req
209. She screamed
and screamed.Copy !req
210. God, it took forever.
It must have lasted... two minutes.Copy !req
211. He kept stopping and starting.
She'd be at the brink of death
and he'd stop,Copy !req
212. let her catch her breath
then start into her again!Copy !req
213. She'd scream
louder and louder and then,Copy !req
214. when she finally died,Copy !req
215. he looked so satisfied
I thought he was gonna
light up a cigarette afterwards.Copy !req
216. Son of a bitch
enjoyed it!Copy !req
217. Sam's just been on TV
claiming she was kidnapped.Copy !req
218. She wasn't kidnapped.
He killed her. I saw it.Copy !req
219. Honey, I know.
It's just an alibi.Copy !req
220. He just said that
to throw the police off his trail.Copy !req
221. You gonna watch that
right now?Copy !req
222. - I think I should.
- Baby, you don't wanna see it.Copy !req
223. - It'll make you sick.
- I think I can take it.Copy !req
224. Oh, no!Copy !req
225. - Ooh! I can't watch this.Copy !req
226. He actually
went through with it.Copy !req
227. - Stay in here. Don't come out.
- What?Copy !req
228. Sam's here!Copy !req
229. Ta-da!Copy !req
230. I've just been
watching you on TV.Copy !req
231. - You saw it, huh?
- Good performance, Sam.Copy !req
232. What a story!
Barbara Stone kidnapped!Copy !req
233. I couldn't have made up
anything better. It's brilliant!Copy !req
234. And the press
loves it.Copy !req
235. - Well, that's very clever, Sam.
- It's inspired!Copy !req
236. Imagine, someone
demanding money from me
to keep Barbara alive.Copy !req
237. Unbelievable!
Idiots!Copy !req
238. Come on,
let's have a drink.Copy !req
239. I can't stay long.Copy !req
240. I've gotta get back
and look sad.Copy !req
241. - Are you sure
the police believed you?
- They ate it up!Copy !req
242. I fed 'em a banquet
of bullshit.Copy !req
243. I threw 'em off by miles.
All I have to do now...Copy !req
244. is just sit back
and do nothing,Copy !req
245. except, of course,
I have to show up at the
fictitious ransom drop.Copy !req
246. - You made up
your own ransom drop?
- Naturally!Copy !req
247. I got news for you,
Carol.Copy !req
248. That woman
ain't comin' back.Copy !req
249. - I know.Copy !req
250. Did you have
any trouble?Copy !req
251. No, I'm tellin' you
I enjoyed it.Copy !req
252. - I'm havin' fun!Copy !req
253. We'll clean the rug,
honey.Copy !req
254. For you, my cupcake.Copy !req
255. To the kidnappers.Copy !req
256. To the future
Mrs. Sam Stone.Copy !req
257. Whoops!
I gotta run. I'm sorry, honey.Copy !req
258. I was hopin' we'd have time
for little... poke in the whiskers.Copy !req
259. - What a shame.
- I'll take a rain check,Copy !req
260. and a few
of these bonbons.Copy !req
261. Rock always whines abuse
at the opponent too.Copy !req
262. Yes, and I think Murdo's
gonna get a taste of it tonight.Copy !req
263. Ooh my, look at
all that hair,Copy !req
264. or, uh, fur,
if you would.Copy !req
265. He doesn't need a coat in wintertime.Copy !req
266. He'll just walk around
like that and have plenty of heat.Copy !req
267. You okay?Copy !req
268. - She's out!
- Help, police!Copy !req
269. - Get the chloroform!
- Come back, honey.Copy !req
270. Police!
Somebody help me!Copy !req
271. - Get me the police.
I've been kidnapped.Copy !req
272. How the hell do I know
where I am?Copy !req
273. Good.Copy !req
274. Now, be quiet
and don't move.Copy !req
275. Nice faces...
Nice easily-identifiable faces.Copy !req
276. - Boo!
- I can't do this anymore!Copy !req
277. Ow!
God, that hurts!Copy !req
278. - Aaah!
- Aaah!Copy !req
279. Whee-aaah!Copy !req
280. Oh! Ahh!Copy !req
281. Aaah!Copy !req
282. This is Sergeant Blake
at the lab.Copy !req
283. I'd like a purchase search
on Uniroyal model NXP.Copy !req
284. That's right,
for all of L.A. County.Copy !req
285. This is Action News Break.Copy !req
286. Police are now at the scene of
a brutal murder in Inglewood...Copy !req
287. they believe may be the result
of another attack by
the "bedroom killer."Copy !req
288. Investigators are asking anyone
who may have seen this man
to contact them at 555-3421.Copy !req
289. Police have also issued
a warning that this man
is extremely dangerous,Copy !req
290. and citizens should not attempt
to apprehend him.Copy !req
291. This is Action News Break.
I'm Rick DeReyes.Copy !req
292. Away it goes!
Trying to beat...Copy !req
293. Money, better times, girls.Copy !req
294. Six. Keep going.
Steady, nice and tall.Copy !req
295. Come on, and knees up,
feet straight. Get those heels down.Copy !req
296. And pull those abdominals in.
Pull 'em in, suck 'em up.Copy !req
297. If you're still on that couch
eating that doughnut,Copy !req
298. put it down
and get up!Copy !req
299. Three, four,
standing nice and tall.Copy !req
300. Heels down and front.
Come on, reach.Copy !req
301. Shh, shh, shh.Copy !req
302. Come on, get those
pepperoni thighs nice and high.Copy !req
303. And reach!
Do it a little higher.
Squeeze those buns.Copy !req
304. Remember, if you don't,
no one else will.Copy !req
305. - And don't forget to breathe.Copy !req
306. What if he
doesn't show?Copy !req
307. Oh, well then
you get to keep her.Copy !req
308. Everything's
gonna work.Copy !req
309. I'll call you.Copy !req
310. Sandy,
he's gonna show!Copy !req
311. It's his wife.Copy !req
312. Where are you, Sam?Copy !req
313. You son of a bitch!Copy !req
314. I'm gonna turn
your transmitter on.Copy !req
315. - He can't see the microphone?
- No, it looks fine.Copy !req
316. Mr. Stone,
telephone.Copy !req
317. - Hello?
- Mr. Stone, we had a meeting.Copy !req
318. Hang on, will ya, Harry?
I have some friends here.Copy !req
319. Call me on my office line,
555-7583. Right?Copy !req
320. Business associate.Copy !req
321. 555-7583.
555-7583.Copy !req
322. Hello?Copy !req
323. Mr. Stone, why have you
failed to appear at the
designated destination?Copy !req
324. Ahem. I just
couldn't make it.Copy !req
325. The cops are there,
aren't they?Copy !req
326. That's right, the cops
are here, reporters too.Copy !req
327. All right, Mr. Stone.
I'm a reasonable man.Copy !req
328. I'm gonna give you
one more chance.Copy !req
329. We will reschedule
our rendezvous for Wednesday.Copy !req
330. - Do you understand?
- You're rescheduling?Copy !req
331. Yes, I am.Copy !req
332. - So, she's still alive?
- She's in perfect health.Copy !req
333. Uh, in our
previous discussion,Copy !req
334. you mentioned that
you would, uh...Copy !req
335. kill my wife if procedure
wasn't followed accurately.Copy !req
336. - That's correct.
- And that still goes?Copy !req
337. - Definitely!
- Uh, what method would you use?Copy !req
338. How would
you kill her?Copy !req
339. A bullet through the head
at close range.Copy !req
340. That would do it,
no question.Copy !req
341. Um, well,
you've got me convinced.Copy !req
342. - Until Wednesday.
- Until Wednesday, then.Copy !req
343. Muffy,Copy !req
344. you've taken your
last piss on my rug.Copy !req
345. Tell Mr. Stone it's time
to leave for the ransom drop.Copy !req
346. - I hope he's not...Copy !req
347. - Oh, my God!Copy !req
348. It just...
It just went off.Copy !req
349. Better give him
a call.Copy !req
350. - Hello?
- This is Bender.Copy !req
351. It's been over an hour
and he hasn't shown up.Copy !req
352. If they haven't come by now,
I don't think they're gonna show.Copy !req
353. Why don't you go on home?
We'll send an unmarked car
to follow you.Copy !req
354. All right.
All right.Copy !req
355. Give me all your money, Jack!
Come on, before I kill you.Copy !req
356. Come on!
Come on!Copy !req
357. - Here you go.
- Give me your wallet.Copy !req
358. Come on, before I stick this
right through your back.Copy !req
359. - All right, here you go. My wallet.
- Give me all your jewelry,Copy !req
360. - your watch, rings, everything.
- Jewelry, watch.Copy !req
361. You want my underwear too,
you piece of shit? Here.Copy !req
362. You know, this town has got
some Neighborhood Watch!Copy !req
363. I brought you
some more magazines.Copy !req
364. More magazines?
How long do you plan on
keeping me down here?Copy !req
365. Well, as soon as
Mr. Stone pays the ransom.Copy !req
366. - It should be Monday.
- Good. I'd hate to miss
my doctor's appointment.Copy !req
367. Doctor's appointment?
Why, do you need medication?Copy !req
368. I get a
urine injection.Copy !req
369. You get
urine injected?Copy !req
370. - Why?
- It promotes weight loss.Copy !req
371. - Does it work?
- Yeah, it works!Copy !req
372. "Lancome throat and
firming massage cream.
Sperm whale oil.Copy !req
373. Royal queen bee jelly."
I can't get you these things.
We can't afford it.Copy !req
374. That's not my problem,
it's yours.Copy !req
375. Supply these things
and I will tell the jury
you acted humanely.Copy !req
376. It might make the difference
between life...Copy !req
377. and the chair!Copy !req
378. Or the gas chamber.
Ssss.Copy !req
379. Sometimes,
if it's a firing squad,Copy !req
380. they miss all
the major arteries.Copy !req
381. Bang!
And you don't die right away.Copy !req
382. You kinda just...
hang on, bleeding.Copy !req
383. Bleeding.Copy !req
384. Bleeding...Copy !req
385. - Endlessly.Copy !req
386. Now, I want you to mail this
from across town.Copy !req
387. I don't want him seeing
a postmark from my neighborhood.Copy !req
388. Right. You're
good at this.Copy !req
389. - We can't be too careful with Sam.
He's a very suspicious man.
- Yeah.Copy !req
390. - I've got to see him one more time.
- You do?Copy !req
391. If I don't see him
on his birthday, he'll be
very, very suspicious.Copy !req
392. He'll be expecting
his usual present.Copy !req
393. It's been horrible.Copy !req
394. No matter what I do
or as nice as I can be,Copy !req
395. she just
tears into me.Copy !req
396. - She hates me.
- Sandy, you're her kidnapper.Copy !req
397. She's supposed
to hate you.Copy !req
398. I'll take it.Copy !req
399. - Okay.
- Just ignore her.Copy !req
400. Heyaah!Copy !req
401. - No dinner for you, then.
- Ah, gee whiz!Copy !req
402. That really hurts.
I'm a real aficionado
of death-camp cuisine.Copy !req
403. Look,Copy !req
404. as long as you're here,
why don't you just pretend...Copy !req
405. to be a guest.Copy !req
406. Nice butt.Copy !req
407. - That's what they'll say.
- I beg your pardon?Copy !req
408. Nice butt. That's what
they'll say on your first day...Copy !req
409. in the men's club.Copy !req
410. - Men's club?
- Mmm.Copy !req
411. The San Quentin
country club.Copy !req
412. With a cute little rear end
like that, you'll be
the belle of the ball.Copy !req
413. Your dance card'll
be filled every day.Copy !req
414. You'll be so popular,Copy !req
415. making all kinds of
new, close friends.Copy !req
416. Big, ugly
hairy friends!Copy !req
417. Not that you'll ever see
what they look like,Copy !req
418. 'cause you'll be facing
the other way.Copy !req
419. You're very good
at this.Copy !req
420. You should write
children's books.Copy !req
421. - Get outta here, you crotch wet.Copy !req
422. Go on, get!
Goddamn you, dog!Copy !req
423. Yes, your attack dogs,Copy !req
424. do they just attack people, or can
you get them to attack little dogs?Copy !req
425. Oh. Well, what if
you starve them for awhile?Copy !req
426. Oh. All right,
thank you.Copy !req
427. - Yeah?Copy !req
428. Miss Farnsworth to see you.
- Send her in.Copy !req
429. Happy birthday, Sam.Copy !req
430. I brought you
your present.Copy !req
431. Oh yeah?
Where is it?Copy !req
432. Here it is, Sam.
Does it meet with your satisfaction?Copy !req
433. - Mmm.
- Is there anything else you desire?Copy !req
434. How 'bout
a big dog?Copy !req
435. - Can you get one?
- A big dog?Copy !req
436. Yeah, like a Great Dane or a mastiff.
How big does a shepherd get?Copy !req
437. Sam, as sexually provocative
as I like to think I am...Copy !req
438. I'm not askin' you
to screw the dog, Carol.Copy !req
439. It's for me.Copy !req
440. See, that's what I've got,
the Dominator X-1.Copy !req
441. - It's the best speaker they carry.
- It's really pretty.Copy !req
442. - Can I help you?
- Yeah, uh...Copy !req
443. - Hi.
- Hi.Copy !req
444. Candy's here to get a stereo,
and I'm here to see she
doesn't get ripped off.Copy !req
445. Don't worry,
I'm not like the others.Copy !req
446. How much did you
want to spend?Copy !req
447. - $800.
- $500.Copy !req
448. Okay, I think I have an idea
what to show you.Copy !req
449. - Let's start with speakers.
- Okay.Copy !req
450. Over here, we have a great speaker,
Sentry EV-1.Copy !req
451. Consumer Stereo has
just rated this a best buy.Copy !req
452. - I have a pair myself.
- Yeah, uh, what do you
think of this one?Copy !req
453. The Dominator X-1?Copy !req
454. The Dominator's a good
marketing idea,Copy !req
455. but it's really not
a good speaker.Copy !req
456. We give it a 500% markup,
so we sell it at 50% off,Copy !req
457. give the customer the illusion
he's getting a deal,Copy !req
458. and we still make
a bundle.Copy !req
459. - But it's so big and impressive!
- Size means very little.Copy !req
460. Bigger is not
necessarily better.Copy !req
461. I sound like Dr. Ruth.Copy !req
462. - You mean the Dominator's
like a, uh...
- Well,Copy !req
463. the Dominators are very popular
with men who like to have bigger...Copy !req
464. uh...Copy !req
465. - Equipment?
- Exactly!Copy !req
466. All right,
let's try this one.Copy !req
467. Knees bent down,
hips tucked under.Copy !req
468. We're gonna work on the waist.
We're gonna loosen it up.
Take the arms left and right.Copy !req
469. Out, and reach as far
as you can.Copy !req
470. Keep going.
Okay, left.Copy !req
471. This time hold it over to the left.
Reach as far as you can.Copy !req
472. Reach the right arm
up to it and take it out.Copy !req
473. Very slowly twist
through the rib cage.Copy !req
474. Slowly lengthen,
lift that right leg up and hold it.Copy !req
475. Aaah!Copy !req
476. Keep holding it. Great!
Doesn't that feel good?Copy !req
477. Muffy?Copy !req
478. - Oh, Muffy?Copy !req
479. Muffy, meet Adolph.Copy !req
480. Adolph, eat Muffy!Copy !req
481. Bon appetit, Adolph.Copy !req
482. Junk, garbage,
garbage, junk.Copy !req
483. What do we got here?Copy !req
484. - Oh-ho-ho.Copy !req
485. "I thought you might find
this interesting.Copy !req
486. An Anonymous Friend."Copy !req
487. - More!Copy !req
488. - Hello.
- Carol, I got your tape.Copy !req
489. What are you talking about?Copy !req
490. The tape...
the videotape.Copy !req
491. What makes you think
it was me?Copy !req
492. Who else would send me
something like this?Copy !req
493. It's Sam.
He's onto us.Copy !req
494. How in the hell did you
get this, Carol?Copy !req
495. A friend of mine
took it.Copy !req
496. It's terrific. I know why
you sent me this tape, honey.Copy !req
497. And you know what
I'm gonna do?Copy !req
498. I'm gonna do the same
damn thing with you.Copy !req
499. And you, too, could
scream your brains out
because no one's gonna hear.Copy !req
500. You are gonna be
beggin' me for mercy,Copy !req
501. whimpering.Copy !req
502. Oh, here she goes again.
Listen to this.Copy !req
503. This is my
favorite part.Copy !req
504. He's gonna kill me.
He's gonna torture me and kill me.Copy !req
505. I can't stay here.
I'm gonna have to stay...Copy !req
506. at your place.Copy !req
507. Don't worry, honey.
Stay here as long as you want.Copy !req
508. Oh, shoot!Copy !req
509. Crockett and Tubbs,
they're floatin'.Copy !req
510. I can't
just sit here and wait for him...Copy !req
511. to track me down
and kill me.Copy !req
512. We've got to get Sam
put in jail.Copy !req
513. I want you to make
another copy of that tape,Copy !req
514. and this one's
for the police.Copy !req
515. So, I guess it's just a matter of time
before you're caught,Copy !req
516. right, honeybun?Copy !req
517. Barbara, I want to ask you
a personal question.Copy !req
518. You and
Mr. Stone,Copy !req
519. did you get along?Copy !req
520. So, what did
she say?Copy !req
521. She just
insulted me.Copy !req
522. I don't think
he loves her.Copy !req
523. Let's face it,
she's not Mother Teresa.
Gandhi would have strangled her.Copy !req
524. What are we
gonna do, Kenny?Copy !req
525. I'm tired of being scared
all the time every day.Copy !req
526. I can't take this
anymore.Copy !req
527. I know he's bluffing.Copy !req
528. I just know it.Copy !req
529. I've got to be
really tough with him.Copy !req
530. Never let the seller know
you're hot to trot.Copy !req
531. Tell him you
haven't got the money.Copy !req
532. Hello.
Debbie?Copy !req
533. Yeah, Debbie's here.
Who's this?Copy !req
534. Well, Ralph, Debbie
can't talk right now.
My dick's in her mouth.Copy !req
535. How 'bout if I have
her call you back when I'm done.Copy !req
536. I love wrong numbers.Copy !req
537. Anyway, tell 'em
you don't have the money,Copy !req
538. that it's all tied up
in investments or some crap.Copy !req
539. Hang on! A bad salesman
will automatically drop his price.Copy !req
540. Bad salesmen make me sick.
Hello.Copy !req
541. Mr. Stone,
do you love your wife?Copy !req
542. Hang on. Would you excuse me
for a moment, please?Copy !req
543. Oh, sure, Mr. Stone.Copy !req
544. - Go ahead.Copy !req
545. Mr. Stone, you love
your wife, don't you?Copy !req
546. Sure, I love my wife.Copy !req
547. Mr. Stone, we demand
a satisfactory explanation...Copy !req
548. why you haven't shown
with the money.Copy !req
549. Look, pal, you're asking a lot
of cash. I haven't got that
kind of money around the house.Copy !req
550. It's all tied up
in investments, so, uh, sorry.Copy !req
551. Sorry?
What do you mean, sorry?Copy !req
552. - No can do.
- What?Copy !req
553. No deal. You have to take
your business elsewhere.Copy !req
554. - What?
- No "cash-ola."Copy !req
555. Uh, wh-wh-what
about, uh... less?Copy !req
556. You make me sick.
Make me an offer.Copy !req
557. Uh, bring...Copy !req
558. Bring... 50,000
in unmarked bills...Copy !req
559. to the same phone
at noon on Thursday.Copy !req
560. Thursday.
Tomorrow's Thursday.
You mean, tomorrow?Copy !req
561. Yes, tomorrow!
Bring 50,000 tomorrow!Copy !req
562. And if I don't?Copy !req
563. Then the next time you see
your wife, pal, will be in the morgue.Copy !req
564. Mr. Stone,
I have bad news.Copy !req
565. We think we've found
your wife.Copy !req
566. We'll need you to come with us
to identify the body.Copy !req
567. That's not her.Copy !req
568. There must be some mistake.Copy !req
569. We want the woman who was
brought in this morning.Copy !req
570. Oh, Jane Doe 56?
She's in the next room.Copy !req
571. It looks like her,
a lot like her.Copy !req
572. But it's not her.Copy !req
573. My Barbara!
She's alive!Copy !req
574. - More!Copy !req
575. Yes?Copy !req
576. Sir, there's someone
on the phone. They say
they sent you that tape.Copy !req
577. Put 'em through,
please.Copy !req
578. Hello.Copy !req
579. Hello. Is this
Chief Benton?Copy !req
580. Uh, y-yes.Copy !req
581. I'm the one who
sent you the tape.Copy !req
582. Have you had
a look at it yet?Copy !req
583. Yes, I just saw it.Copy !req
584. - So, what do you think?
- Well, obviously...Copy !req
585. it's very upsetting.Copy !req
586. - This whole thing's making me ill.
- I agree.Copy !req
587. That poor woman, she had
to go through a living hell.Copy !req
588. - I'd rather die a quick death.
- All right! All right!Copy !req
589. What do you want
from me?Copy !req
590. Well, arresting Sam Stone
would be a good start.Copy !req
591. You want me to
arrest Sam Stone?Copy !req
592. Any special reason why
I should arrest him?Copy !req
593. - For murdering his wife!
- Murder?Copy !req
594. Well, uh,
all right, okay.Copy !req
595. You know, it's not gonna be easy.
I'll need evidence.Copy !req
596. That tape isn't enough
to convince you? Jesus!Copy !req
597. Think of the publicity
you'll get.Copy !req
598. All right, all right.
I'm convinced.Copy !req
599. - I'll have Sam Stone arrested.
- Thank you.Copy !req
600. Sam Stone?Copy !req
601. - Chief Benton.
- The investigation has
taken a new direction.Copy !req
602. We've reason to believe
Stone may have murdered his wife.Copy !req
603. - Mr. Stone? Oh, no.
- You heard me.Copy !req
604. - I want this placed combed until
something is found. Got it?
- Yes, sir.Copy !req
605. Muffy,
there you are.Copy !req
606. Ahh.Copy !req
607. Where have you been,
huh? Good girl.Copy !req
608. Ah, yeah, the big dog
won't hurt you, huh?Copy !req
609. He's just a big...Copy !req
610. Chief Benton!Copy !req
611. - What is it?
- I found this in the backyard.Copy !req
612. Chloroform.
And Officer Williams
found snapshots...Copy !req
613. of Mr. Stone
and another woman.Copy !req
614. Really?Copy !req
615. Jackpot!Copy !req
616. Mr. Kessler?
Ken Kessler?Copy !req
617. - Yes?
- We're police officers.Copy !req
618. I'm Lt. Bender.
This is Lt. Walters.Copy !req
619. May we have a word
with you, please?Copy !req
620. Oh, sure.
Uh...Copy !req
621. Come upstairs.
We can talk in the salesmen's office.Copy !req
622. - Have a seat.
- Thank you.Copy !req
623. Mr. Kessler,
over a week ago...Copy !req
624. a lady named Barbara Stone
was kidnapped from her Bel Air home.Copy !req
625. - Are you familiar with the case?
- Yeah, I read about it.Copy !req
626. We believe the vehicle
the kidnappers used left a
tire print in her driveway.Copy !req
627. We took a mold of that print,
had our lab analyze it, and the
results were rather interesting.Copy !req
628. These are
the prints of the kidnapper's car,Copy !req
629. and these are the prints
of your car.Copy !req
630. Is there a phone
I can use?Copy !req
631. Uh, sure,
it's right over there on the desk.Copy !req
632. Amazing similarity!Copy !req
633. Would you excuse me
for a second?Copy !req
634. I've got to go to the bathroom.
I've got a touch of the stomach flu.Copy !req
635. Sure, go right ahead.Copy !req
636. Chloroform? What
about fingerprints?Copy !req
637. Bingo!
We have a winner.Copy !req
638. You won't believe this.
They found evidence implicating Stone.Copy !req
639. - Stone? You're kidding?
- Chloroform and fingerprints.Copy !req
640. I'll be damned.
Let's get out of here.Copy !req
641. - Where's Kessler?
- In the john.Copy !req
642. Stomach flu.Copy !req
643. Mr. Kessler?Copy !req
644. I'll b-be
right out.Copy !req
645. Don't bother, sir.
Thank you for your help.Copy !req
646. We'll just show
ourselves out.Copy !req
647. - Hello.
- All right, Mr. Stone.Copy !req
648. We came very close
to killing your wife,Copy !req
649. but she begged us repeatedly
for just one more chance.Copy !req
650. So in the spirit of
compassion and mercy,Copy !req
651. we decided not to kill her
just yet.Copy !req
652. Compassion and mercy?Copy !req
653. What the hell's going on
over there? I thought
you people were ruthless!Copy !req
654. - We are, Mr. Stone.
- Then what's this phone call about?Copy !req
655. We called to make you
an offer,Copy !req
656. - an offer even you can't refuse.
- Oh?Copy !req
657. Yeah.
10,000.Copy !req
658. Fat chance!Copy !req
659. Mr. Stone, this is no joke!
We're desperate people.Copy !req
660. I believe this is a joke, pal,
and you're it.Copy !req
661. The last time we spoke,
you said my wife would be...Copy !req
662. in the morgue
if I didn't pay.Copy !req
663. Well, I didn't pay and
today I was at the morgue.Copy !req
664. She wasn't there.
You lied to me.Copy !req
665. - You know what I think of you?
- No.Copy !req
666. You got no nuts!
What do I have to do?Copy !req
667. Put a gun in your hand, aim,
and pull your finger down,
you spineless wimp?Copy !req
668. I dare you
to kill her!Copy !req
669. Now that
oughta do it.Copy !req
670. Hey, you?
Wanna sell me a stereo?Copy !req
671. - Yeah, I'll sell you a stereo.
- All right.Copy !req
672. I'm lookin' for something
real hot. I don't wanna
get ripped off, you know?Copy !req
673. Okay.Copy !req
674. You're looking for some
real hot speakers, right?Copy !req
675. I'm not talking about
something you just listen to.Copy !req
676. - I'm talking about the kind
of sound you can feel.
- Yeah!Copy !req
677. - You know what I mean.
- Yeah!Copy !req
678. When it comes to great stereo,
you can't beat big speakers.Copy !req
679. I'm talking about big speakers
with big woofers like this.Copy !req
680. You can get this. It has
a nice little eight-inch
woofer, or this ten-incher.Copy !req
681. Over here we have
a nice big 12-inch.Copy !req
682. But I can tell by the look
on your face, man, you want
something even bigger.Copy !req
683. - Fuck, yeah!
- "Fuck, yeah" is right.Copy !req
684. We gotta go to
the big room for this!Copy !req
685. The big room!
Check it out, my man.Copy !req
686. The flagship of the
entire Dominator line. The MX-10.Copy !req
687. I have a pair
of these myself.Copy !req
688. 30 inches of thigh-slappin',
blood-pumpin' nuclear brain damage!Copy !req
689. Bitchin'!
Hey, what's the fucking cost?Copy !req
690. That's the bitchin'
part about it. It don't matter.Copy !req
691. If you can't afford it,
fuckin' finance it!Copy !req
692. Yeah!
Whoo!Copy !req
693. So what if it's as big
as a Subaru and costs as much!Copy !req
694. You'll never have
to trade this in.Copy !req
695. This is gonna be with you
for the rest of your life.Copy !req
696. And when you die,
they can bury you in it!Copy !req
697. I want it!Copy !req
698. This guy is okay.
First guy I feel I can really trust.Copy !req
699. Wait a minute.
Why don't I show you something else?Copy !req
700. They're not very big,
but Consumer Stereo
rates them a best buy.Copy !req
701. The Sentry EV-1 s.
And they're not gonna break you.Copy !req
702. Pick 'em up.
That's it.Copy !req
703. Kick it out.
Two more.Copy !req
704. That's it!
Whew, I'm pooped.Copy !req
705. - Let's take a break.
- Take a break?
Come on, you little wimp!Copy !req
706. Let's go!Copy !req
707. Here's your lunch.Copy !req
708. It's fruit salad.
You seem to like that the most,Copy !req
709. although you still don't eat
as much as you should.Copy !req
710. My body's become a
more efficient machine.
I go farther with less food.Copy !req
711. You must be in
pretty good shape by now.Copy !req
712. You certainly look good.Copy !req
713. You've lost a lot
of weight.Copy !req
714. Huh?
What?Copy !req
715. Oh, yeah, you've lost a lot
of weight, at least 20 pounds.Copy !req
716. What?Copy !req
717. Tw...Copy !req
718. Do you have
a scale?Copy !req
719. - I don't know how to thank you!
- Thank me?Copy !req
720. I've been to...
ten different fat farms in,Copy !req
721. God, I don't know
how many years.Copy !req
722. And I lost a total,
a total of six pounds.Copy !req
723. I have lost
20 pounds!Copy !req
724. I wasn't sure,
but...Copy !req
725. it felt thin.Copy !req
726. You wouldn't have a...
never mind.Copy !req
727. - A... A what?
- No, no, no.Copy !req
728. It's very silly.Copy !req
729. No, what?
Please tell me.Copy !req
730. All my life I wanted to have
a slinky little figure...Copy !req
731. so I could wear some
Bill Blass or Valentino,Copy !req
732. some exotic evening gown
like Christian Dior, Jerry Galanos.Copy !req
733. Are you kidding me?
You're kidding me, aren't you?Copy !req
734. I'm sorry. I know
it's ridiculous to think
that somebody of your,Copy !req
735. - well, moderate means...
- I'll be right back.
Just don't go anywhere.Copy !req
736. - Sam Stone?
- Yeah?Copy !req
737. Mr. Stone,
you're under arrest.Copy !req
738. For mixing
cotton with silk?Copy !req
739. This is absolutely
beautiful!Copy !req
740. Whose design is this?
Is this Bill Blass? Albert Nipon?Copy !req
741. - Nah, too conventional.
- Halston?Copy !req
742. I know who did it.
Oscar de la Renta.Copy !req
743. I designed it.Copy !req
744. Get outta here!
Really? Wow!Copy !req
745. You're a professional.Copy !req
746. - Nah.
- You are! This is sensational.
Do you have any more?Copy !req
747. Wait!Copy !req
748. So, Sam told you
I was his partner?Copy !req
749. No way! He was
just passing the buck.Copy !req
750. Oh, God.Copy !req
751. So, when do I
get out of here?Copy !req
752. As soon as Mr. Stone
pays the ransom.Copy !req
753. What's the problem?
What is the ransom?Copy !req
754. It, it was $500,000.Copy !req
755. That shouldn't be
a problem.Copy !req
756. He complained.Copy !req
757. He complained?Copy !req
758. And then we dropped our price
to $50,000.Copy !req
759. - Yeah?
- He didn't pay.Copy !req
760. He didn't pay?Copy !req
761. So now what?Copy !req
762. So now...Copy !req
763. we're dropping our price again
to $10,000.Copy !req
764. Do I understand this
correctly?Copy !req
765. I'm being
marked down?Copy !req
766. What is this?
The bargain basement?Copy !req
767. I've been kidnapped
by Kmart!Copy !req
768. Don't cry, Barbara.Copy !req
769. Hey, check it out.Copy !req
770. You sure got
a pretty mouth.Copy !req
771. All right, Stone,
let's go.Copy !req
772. - Hey, was it something I said?
- Yeah.Copy !req
773. Although this is
a capital crime,Copy !req
774. the accused is an upstanding
member of the community,Copy !req
775. a responsible and
successful businessman...Copy !req
776. and has never before
posed a threat to society.Copy !req
777. Bail will be granted
and set at...Copy !req
778. - $ 700,000.
- You want to try for a reduction?Copy !req
779. No, pay the ticket
and let's get the hell out of here.Copy !req
780. That filthy slug!
That screeching little witch!Copy !req
781. - That pasty-faced troll!
- The judge?Copy !req
782. My wife!
I gotta get her back!Copy !req
783. - Sandy?
- Kenny?Copy !req
784. It's over. Sam isn't going
to pay the ransom.Copy !req
785. He couldn't care less.
I'm no criminal.Copy !req
786. I can't even sell retail...
and that's legal.Copy !req
787. - We gotta get packing
and get outta here.
- Oh, Kenny!Copy !req
788. I've got some very
interesting news for you.Copy !req
789. I am the new rising star...Copy !req
790. - in high fashion!
- Let's get a grip on ourselves.Copy !req
791. Try to be calm. We're
going down to Mexico
for a couple of years.Copy !req
792. - We can camp on the beach.
- Does that mean we let Barbara go?Copy !req
793. - We're not going
to take her with us.
- Good.Copy !req
794. - 'Cause I've already let her go.
- What? You let her go?Copy !req
795. Oh, my God!Copy !req
796. - You didn't let her
just run right out of here?
- Yeah!Copy !req
797. - Oh, my God!
- Why not?Copy !req
798. She knows where we live.
She'll turn us in.
The police will be here.Copy !req
799. You don't understand.
She really likes us now.Copy !req
800. I showed her my gowns.
She loves them.Copy !req
801. We're all going into
business together.Copy !req
802. - We're gonna open our
fall line in Paris.
- She told you this?Copy !req
803. Yes. She really,
truly loves me.Copy !req
804. She can be trusted.
She's changed!Copy !req
805. Changed? What'd you do?
Perform an exorcism?Copy !req
806. Ken, she lost
nearly 20 pounds.Copy !req
807. Well, you just had to be there.
It was a very special moment.Copy !req
808. I'm surprised
they knocked.Copy !req
809. Good afternoon.
We're wondering if
you've seen this man.Copy !req
810. He was sighted in the area
a few weeks ago and then
again this morning.Copy !req
811. He's psychotic, extremely
dangerous and violent.Copy !req
812. - He's killed half a dozen people.
- I gotta get outta here.Copy !req
813. My wife,
she's late for work.Copy !req
814. Doesn't look familiar.Copy !req
815. Keep this and give us a call
at this number in case you do see him.Copy !req
816. Under no circumstances should
you try to subdue him yourself.
He's extremely violent.Copy !req
817. He looks it. Thank you
very much, Officer.Copy !req
818. Sandy?Copy !req
819. It's okay.
It's okay!Copy !req
820. They're looking
for somebody else.Copy !req
821. I'll get the other suitcase
from the basement.Copy !req
822. Hello?Copy !req
823. Hello?Copy !req
824. Anybody home?Copy !req
825. Oh, hello. Are you a friend
of Ken and Sandy's?Copy !req
826. You...
Look like my mother.Copy !req
827. I hate my mother.Copy !req
828. No.Copy !req
829. You... You look
just like my father.Copy !req
830. I hate my father!Copy !req
831. Jesus.Copy !req
832. What the hell was that?Copy !req
833. Honey, don't touch him.Copy !req
834. Oh, my God.
It's the bedroom killer.Copy !req
835. He told me I look
like his mother.Copy !req
836. He hates his mother.Copy !req
837. He's dead.Copy !req
838. So, if I look like his mother...Copy !req
839. and you look like
his father,Copy !req
840. this is what our son
would look like.Copy !req
841. - Pretty strong argument
for birth control.
- What do we do now?Copy !req
842. Barbara, what
are you doing here?Copy !req
843. I got it! I tell you, I've got it.Copy !req
844. Listen to this.
All right.Copy !req
845. Sam arrives on a motorcycle
wearing shorts, no shoes,
no shirt, nothing.Copy !req
846. Maybe we'll just put him
in a jockstrap.Copy !req
847. We send him all over town in
the middle of a hot, sunny day.Copy !req
848. Sam burns real easily.
He'll be bright red.Copy !req
849. I can't believe
this is happening.Copy !req
850. Then he's got to cover himself
with honey and go to a bee farm.Copy !req
851. - We make him dance so
the bees go absolutely nuts!
- I don't think she really...Copy !req
852. Then we all watch while
they sting him to death!Copy !req
853. Yeah!Copy !req
854. Don't we want a punishment
that'll keep stinging him
the rest of his life?Copy !req
855. My God, he must've been
seeing this woman for years.Copy !req
856. Castrate him!
I want to castrate him.Copy !req
857. Wouldn't it be better
if we struck at the core
of Sam's being,Copy !req
858. - his reason for living?
- What would that be?Copy !req
859. His testicles!Copy !req
860. Would you know in
complete detail what Sam's
total net worth would be,Copy !req
861. not just the big stuff,
the little stuff too,
down to the last penny?Copy !req
862. Yeah...
I think so.Copy !req
863. Good. I want you
to write it down in
as much detail as you can.Copy !req
864. Fire up the stove.
Get the tofu burgers
from the freezer.Copy !req
865. We're calling Sam.Copy !req
866. My tux,
my silk tux.Copy !req
867. Et tu, Adolph?
Et tu?Copy !req
868. - Hello?
- Hi, Sam.Copy !req
869. Oh, thank God it's you!
I've been thinking about
your last offer.Copy !req
870. I think you're right.
I cannot refuse.Copy !req
871. $10,000 is fair
and totally acceptable.Copy !req
872. She's in bad shape, Sam.
We've been torturing her.Copy !req
873. - Aaah!Copy !req
874. - Aaah!
- Don't kill her!Copy !req
875. We found out your wife
is worth quite a bit
more than $10,000.Copy !req
876. - What do you mean?
- We changed our minds.Copy !req
877. We've upped
the ransom.Copy !req
878. - To what?
- We're up to $2 million.Copy !req
879. $2 million?Copy !req
880. You outta your fucking mind?
Where'd you get an incredible
figure like that?Copy !req
881. Oh, you'd be surprised at
the quality and quantity...Copy !req
882. of information a
lit cigarette can provide.Copy !req
883. - What else?
- Shh!Copy !req
884. Gems! He's got
rare gems in the safe.
Oh, Sam, forgive me.Copy !req
885. - What kind of gems? How many?
- I don't know.Copy !req
886. - Aaah!Copy !req
887. Aaah!Copy !req
888. Four flawless
one-karat diamonds!Copy !req
889. The bitch blabbed.Copy !req
890. Apparently, you got
a million-two built up in
equity on Sam's Sportswear,Copy !req
891. another 350,000
in your pension plan.Copy !req
892. General Dynamics closed
at 75 and 3/4 today,Copy !req
893. which brings another
175,000 to the party.Copy !req
894. 45,000 for the Excalibur
and now there's the four
one-karat diamonds in the safe.Copy !req
895. You inhuman slime!Copy !req
896. After his release yesterday,Copy !req
897. Mr. Stone continued
to deny the charges...Copy !req
898. despite what the district
attorney's office insists
is overwhelming evidence.Copy !req
899. Overwhelming evidence is right!
What more do they want?Copy !req
900. How could
they let him go?Copy !req
901. - Hello?
- Hello. It's me again.Copy !req
902. I see Sam Stone's
been released.Copy !req
903. It's not easy keeping a man in jail
with these liberal courts.Copy !req
904. A man is innocent
until proven guilty.Copy !req
905. Well, how do you think
these courts would feel...Copy !req
906. - if I gave that tape to the media?
- Oh, my... God.Copy !req
907. Yeah!
They'd go crazy for it.Copy !req
908. They love to show
sick stuff like that.Copy !req
909. It'd probably be on national TV
24 hours a day for weeks!Copy !req
910. I bet that'd get
a hell of a reaction.Copy !req
911. Please, please
don't do that.Copy !req
912. Where's your sense
of compassion?Copy !req
913. Why do you have
to be so vicious?Copy !req
914. Vicious?
Have you seen that tape?Copy !req
915. Come on!
What's the big deal?Copy !req
916. It's just a lonely man who
wanted a little excitement.Copy !req
917. That kind of thing happens every day.
Everybody does it!Copy !req
918. I don't believe this.Copy !req
919. I don't believe
you said that!Copy !req
920. Men get the urge.Copy !req
921. - We're only human.
- You're sick.Copy !req
922. Hello? No,
don't hang up on me!Copy !req
923. - So, what'd he say?
- Something strange
is happening here.Copy !req
924. Either the chief
is a complete moron,Copy !req
925. and complete
morons are rare,Copy !req
926. or he's playing games
with me.Copy !req
927. We better find someplace
where we can look at that tape.Copy !req
928. - This is perfect.
- It is?Copy !req
929. Give me the tape.Copy !req
930. Okay.Copy !req
931. - Ho, ho-ho!Copy !req
932. - You idiot! This isn't Sam.
- And he isn't killing her.Copy !req
933. That's my husband!Copy !req
934. Barbara really
was kidnapped.Copy !req
935. She really was kidnapped!
I didn't kill her.Copy !req
936. Please believe me.
You gotta be there.Copy !req
937. They're coming
this time for sure.Copy !req
938. I think the deli's using
a different mustard.
The last time it was tangier.Copy !req
939. Jesus Christ!
I'm pleading for my life...Copy !req
940. and you're discussing
the inconsistency of
lunch meat condiments!Copy !req
941. Haven't you heard
a word I've said?Copy !req
942. God!Copy !req
943. I'm sorry, Mr. Stone,
but since the house
is in your wife's name,Copy !req
944. as well as her other
15 million in assets,Copy !req
945. you're not legally
entitled to it as long
as your wife is alive.Copy !req
946. However, you've got
a million-two built up
in equity in your business,Copy !req
947. another 350,000
in your pension plan.Copy !req
948. You'd have no problem
using that as collateral.Copy !req
949. All right.
Let's do it!Copy !req
950. - Hello?
- Sam?Copy !req
951. Carol! Where the hell
have you been?
I've called you 100 times.Copy !req
952. Sam, I miss you.
How have you been?Copy !req
953. I'm going crazy over
this kidnapping thing.Copy !req
954. - And the cops won't do
a damn thing to help me.
- Why?Copy !req
955. They don't believe me.
They think I made up
the kidnapping.Copy !req
956. They won't even show up
at the ransom drop to see
if I'm telling the truth!Copy !req
957. You're gonna be all by
yourself? That's terrible.Copy !req
958. How much money
is it?Copy !req
959. - $2.2 million.
- Cash?Copy !req
960. Of course it's cash.Copy !req
961. Have you ever heard of
a kidnapper taking a check?Copy !req
962. Where are you going
to give them the money?Copy !req
963. I mean, I, I hope
it isn't dangerous.Copy !req
964. I've gotta go to
a phone booth...Copy !req
965. on Hope Street Plaza.Copy !req
966. - Hello?
- Sam!Copy !req
967. It's so nice to
hear your voice.
How's Muffy?Copy !req
968. Listen, Sam,
we don't have much time.Copy !req
969. There's a gun
pointed at my head.Copy !req
970. They're making me give
the ransom instructions in
case the police are listening.Copy !req
971. You must make sure
there are no police,
otherwise they'll kill me.Copy !req
972. Nope. No cops.Copy !req
973. Now, have you got
all the money?Copy !req
974. $2.2 million in unmarked,
nonsequential bills?Copy !req
975. You miserable
scum-sucking pig!Copy !req
976. Oh, honey, I'm so sorry.
They made me say that.Copy !req
977. - Yeah, I got all the money.
- It's there in the briefcase?Copy !req
978. You scumbag!
You lowlife motherfucker!Copy !req
979. Oh dear.
They made me say that too.Copy !req
980. - It's in the case, yeah.
- The Rolex too? The gold Rolex?Copy !req
981. Who said anything about the Rolex?
They never mentioned the Rolex.Copy !req
982. They want the Rolex
and your pinkie ring!Copy !req
983. Honey, they tortured me with cigars.
I had to tell them everything.Copy !req
984. All right.
What else?Copy !req
985. That's it!
Just wait there.Copy !req
986. Bag, please.Copy !req
987. Come on,
give me the bag!Copy !req
988. Freeze!Copy !req
989. Put the bag down and
put your hands on your head.Copy !req
990. Bender!Copy !req
991. They're from the government.
They're here to help you.Copy !req
992. I said no police.
Do you know what this means?Copy !req
993. Stay back.Copy !req
994. They touch me and I give
the order to kill! Got it?Copy !req
995. Leave me alone
or she's a dead woman.Copy !req
996. - You want her blood on your hands?
- What do you think?Copy !req
997. - Let's just follow him home.
- Okay, let him go.Copy !req
998. What?Copy !req
999. - What are you doing?
- Gimme it!Copy !req
1000. Let go.
Tell him to let go.Copy !req
1001. - If he doesn't let go
I give the order.
- Go ahead, give the order.Copy !req
1002. Let go!
She's a dead woman if he doesn't!Copy !req
1003. All right,Copy !req
1004. drop it.Copy !req
1005. Punk.Copy !req
1006. Hello?Copy !req
1007. Hello?Copy !req
1008. This is Lt. Bender.
What are you doing?Copy !req
1009. I'm taking my money.
You got your man.
The rest is your problem.Copy !req
1010. Mr. Stone, you may be guilty
of obstructing justice,
aiding and abetting a felon,Copy !req
1011. accomplice to kidnapping
and possibly murder.Copy !req
1012. My advice to you is
to drop the gun, give back the bag.Copy !req
1013. We have 150 officers,
75 cars and two helicopters.
He won't get away.Copy !req
1014. - That's better.
- Here!Copy !req
1015. What are
you doing here?Copy !req
1016. Tell them to get out
of here! If they don't go, she's dead!Copy !req
1017. All right, gentlemen,
clear the street, please.Copy !req
1018. You too, Mr. Stone.
Back away.Copy !req
1019. That's better.Copy !req
1020. You can go now.Copy !req
1021. Don't follow me.
Understand?Copy !req
1022. We understand.Copy !req
1023. - Don't move!
- Who the hell are you?Copy !req
1024. What the hell
is going on?Copy !req
1025. I'm robbing you!Copy !req
1026. - Stop him!Copy !req
1027. - Did you shoot at me?
- No, you moron.
There's police all over.Copy !req
1028. Hundreds of'em!Copy !req
1029. Do I look
that stupid?Copy !req
1030. Yes, you do!Copy !req
1031. If you shot at me,
where's your gun?Copy !req
1032. Well, you're too sharp for me!
You got me figured out.Copy !req
1033. I don't have one.Copy !req
1034. That was
a brand new tire.Copy !req
1035. Give me your keys.Copy !req
1036. - I don't believe this!
- Give the bag to Bozo,Copy !req
1037. drop the gun and
put your hands in the air.Copy !req
1038. Who said that?Copy !req
1039. This could very well
be the stupidest person
on the face of the earth.Copy !req
1040. Perhaps we should
shoot him.Copy !req
1041. It's the police department.Copy !req
1042. Really?Copy !req
1043. No! We're the National
Rifle Association!Copy !req
1044. Christ!Copy !req
1045. I'm leaving now.
They said they wouldn't follow me.Copy !req
1046. - Ruthless People
- They're still following me.Copy !req
1047. I should have known.
I knew this wouldn't work.Copy !req
1048. You can't trust
the police!Copy !req
1049. Oh, God.
Oh... boy.Copy !req
1050. - He's cornered and he knows it.
- I hope he doesn't hurt anybody.Copy !req
1051. I'm not going to jail!
I'm not going to jail!Copy !req
1052. Oh, my God!Copy !req
1053. Hey, look out!Copy !req
1054. Watch it!Copy !req
1055. Somebody help! He'll drown!Copy !req
1056. - The water's way too cold.
- There's riptides.Copy !req
1057. - I've seen sharks.
- Somebody call an ambulance.Copy !req
1058. Look there!Copy !req
1059. That's money!Copy !req
1060. My money!Copy !req
1061. Let's get the coast guard
and fish him out.Copy !req
1062. You can't do that!Copy !req
1063. That's not your money!Copy !req
1064. That's my money!
Stop 'em!Copy !req
1065. Aaah!Copy !req
1066. The bedroom killer!Copy !req
1067. What about the money?Copy !req
1068. They recovered a
few thousand dollars.
The rest washed away.Copy !req
1069. He said if anything
went wrong,Copy !req
1070. they'd kill Barbara.Copy !req
1071. Things couldn't have gone more
wrong than this, could they?Copy !req
1072. That means she's dead.Copy !req
1073. - Mrs. Stone!
- I'll be damned!Copy !req
1074. - Mrs. Stone?
- Yes.Copy !req
1075. I'm Lt. Walters.
We're glad to see you're okay.Copy !req
1076. I'm sorry to have to ask
you to do this right now,Copy !req
1077. but I'm afraid we need you
to identify the body.Copy !req
1078. Yes!
That's him!Copy !req
1079. Oh, I could
never forget that face.Copy !req
1080. What hell
he put me through.Copy !req
1081. - You're sure he worked alone?
- Positive.Copy !req
1082. - He mentioned a partner.
- He was schizophrenic.
He thought he had partners.Copy !req
1083. Where's Sam?Copy !req
1084. He's over there,
Mrs. Stone.Copy !req
1085. Would you excuse me
for a moment?Copy !req
1086. I'd just like to be alone
with my husband.Copy !req
1087. - Certainly.
- Thank you.Copy !req
1088. Hello, Sam.Copy !req
1089. Barbara!Copy !req
1090. You look terrific!Copy !req
1091. You think so?Copy !req
1092. I mean,Copy !req
1093. - you're so thin.
- Really?Copy !req
1094. Does it show?Copy !req
1095. I mean,
you're beautiful!Copy !req
1096. - Oh, Sam!
- Oh, Barbara!Copy !req
1097. I hope my marriage
is as strong as theirs after 15 years.Copy !req
1098. I can't believe
we doubted Stone's
affection for his wife.Copy !req
1099. - We almost blew it.
Thank God she's alive.Copy !req
1100. OI' buddy, you work,
you put in long hours.
It's a tough beat.Copy !req
1101. But it all seems worth it
when you get a moment like this.Copy !req
1102. Yeah, I love a happy ending.Copy !req
1103. Barbara!Copy !req
1104. }}Copy !req