1. If, and only if,
both sides of the numerator...Copy !req
2. is divisible by the inverse
of the square root...Copy !req
3. of the two unassigned variables.Copy !req
4. Good. Except when the value
of the "X" coordinate...Copy !req
5. is equal to or less than
the value of one.Copy !req
6. - Yes, Isaac?
- What about that problem?Copy !req
7. Oh, that? Don't worry about that.
"M" is -Copy !req
8. Wait. Why?Copy !req
9. I just put that up as a joke.Copy !req
10. That's probably the hardest
geometry equation in the world.Copy !req
11. How much extra credit is it worth?Copy !req
12. Well, considering I've never seen
anyone get it right...Copy !req
13. including my mentor,
Dr. Leaky at M.I.T...Copy !req
14. I guess if anyone here
can solve that problem...Copy !req
15. I'd see to it that none of you ever
have to open another math book again...Copy !req
16. for the rest of your lives.Copy !req
17. Max? Care to try it?Copy !req
18. I'm sorry.
Did someone say my name?Copy !req
19. You got it.Copy !req
20. Fischer! Fischer! Fischer! Fischer! Fischer!Copy !req
21. Thank you.Copy !req
22. You guys have it real easy.Copy !req
23. I never had it like this
where I grew up.Copy !req
24. But I send my kids here
because, the fact is...Copy !req
25. you go to one of the best schools
in the country:Copy !req
26. - Rushmore.
— Shh.Copy !req
27. Now, for some of you...Copy !req
28. it doesn't matter.Copy !req
29. You were born rich,
and you're going to stay rich.Copy !req
30. But here's my advice
to the rest of you:Copy !req
31. Take dead aim on the rich boys.Copy !req
32. Get them in the crosshairs...Copy !req
33. and take them down.Copy !req
34. Just remember:
They can buy anything...Copy !req
35. but they can't buy backbone.Copy !req
36. Don't let them forget that.Copy !req
37. Thank you.Copy !req
38. Free for graduation, Herman?
Perhaps you could give us an encore.Copy !req
39. - Nicholas! Copernicus!
- I don't give a shit.Copy !req
40. I paid for the whole damn natatorium.Copy !req
41. The least these little pricks can do
is hear me out.Copy !req
42. - Hi, Dr. Guggenheim.
- Hello, Max.Copy !req
43. Hello. I'm Max Fischer.Copy !req
44. I just wanted to say that I strongly agree
with your views concerning Rushmore.Copy !req
45. Um... your speech was excellent.Copy !req
46. - Thank you.
- Thank you.Copy !req
47. - Thank you.
- Hello.Copy !req
48. Oh, Mr. Blume, this is my chapel partner, Dirk Calloway.Copy !req
49. Nice to meet you, Dirk.Copy !req
50. Well, thanks.Copy !req
51. You know...Copy !req
52. I really think you're right
about Rushmore.Copy !req
53. Come on, Dirk.Copy !req
54. - What's his name again?
- Max Fischer.Copy !req
55. Sharp little guy.Copy !req
56. He's one of the worst students we've got.Copy !req
57. You! You're out!Copy !req
58. We're putting you on what we call
"sudden death academic probation."Copy !req
59. And what does that entail?Copy !req
60. It entails that if you fail another class...Copy !req
61. you'll be asked to leave Rushmore.Copy !req
62. In other words, I'll be expelled.Copy !req
63. That's correct.Copy !req
64. Could I see some documentation
on that, please?Copy !req
65. Too many extracurricular activities, Max.
Not enough studying.Copy !req
66. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
67. Dr. Guggenheim, I don't want
to tell you how to do your job...Copy !req
68. but the fact is,
no matter how hard I try...Copy !req
69. I still might flunk another class.Copy !req
70. If that means I have to stay on for
a postgraduate year, then so be it, but -Copy !req
71. We don't offer a postgraduate year.Copy !req
72. Well... we don't offer it yet.Copy !req
73. Just bring up the grades.Copy !req
74. Do you remember
how I got into this school?Copy !req
75. Yes. You wrote a play.Copy !req
76. That's right. Second grade.Copy !req
77. A little one-act about Watergate.Copy !req
78. And my mother read it
and felt I should go to Rushmore.Copy !req
79. And you read it, and you gave me
a scholarship, didn't you?Copy !req
80. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
81. - Do you regret it?
- No, I don't regret it.Copy !req
82. But I still might have to expel you.Copy !req
83. Couldn't -Copy !req
84. Couldn't we just let me float by?Copy !req
85. For old time's sake?Copy !req
86. Can't do it, Max.Copy !req
87. - They want to kick me out.
- Oh, no. Not again.Copy !req
88. - What are you gonna do?
- The only thing I can do:Copy !req
89. try and pull some strings
with the administration, I guess.Copy !req
90. Did you hear they're
teaching Japanese next year?Copy !req
91. That's the rumor.Copy !req
92. - And they're canceling Latin.
- What?Copy !req
93. I tried to get Latin canceled
for five years.Copy !req
94. "It's a dead language,"
I'd always say.Copy !req
95. Well, I guess they finally heard you.Copy !req
96. Excuse me.Copy !req
97. Could I please see a list of all the people
who've checked out this book in the past year?Copy !req
98. Why?Copy !req
99. Look at that.Copy !req
100. Hmm.Copy !req
101. "I have seen wicked men and fools,
a great many of both;"Copy !req
102. and I believe
they both get paid in the end.Copy !req
103. But the fools first.Copy !req
104. "Chapter 15.
The Lad with the Silver Button."Copy !req
105. - Meet me on the corner in 10 minutes.
- Where are you going?Copy !req
106. I'll tell you in the squad car.Copy !req
107. Oh, and, Willie...Copy !req
108. you were wrong
about Enrique Sanchez.Copy !req
109. He died in his sleep.Copy !req
110. Excellent. That was excellent.Copy !req
111. That was great. That was great.Copy !req
112. Um, Irving. Could you get some root beers
for anybody who wants one?Copy !req
113. - I don't want one, okay?
- Okay.Copy !req
114. All right. Next scene.Copy !req
115. Frank, you enter stage right
with a bag of cocaine.Copy !req
116. I was just telling Mr. Calloway
the other day how fortunate we are...Copy !req
117. to have someone like you
looking out for Dirk.Copy !req
118. Oh, don't be silly.Copy !req
119. Dirk's a great kid,
and I'm just trying to impart...Copy !req
120. some of the experiences
I've accrued to help him.Copy !req
121. This has my number on it
if you need to call me...Copy !req
122. or need help with Dirk
or anything like that.Copy !req
123. Well, thank you very much.Copy !req
124. - Hello, Dirk.
- Hi, Mom.Copy !req
125. - How are you, honey?
- Fine.Copy !req
126. - Bye.
- Bye. It was so nice to see you again.Copy !req
127. Hey, Dirk. How'd your math test go?Copy !req
128. What math test?Copy !req
129. I thought you had a math test today.Copy !req
130. No. Did you turn in your paper
on the Berlin Airlift?Copy !req
131. Yeah, I got an extension.Copy !req
132. - Hey, George.
- So how'd it go with Mrs. Calloway?Copy !req
133. We shook hands.Copy !req
134. Big deal.Copy !req
135. And I gave her my phone number.Copy !req
136. Buchan said he'd have already
banged her by now.Copy !req
137. What?Copy !req
138. Just tell that deformed Scottish gorilla
to shut his fat face.Copy !req
139. That's my best friend's mother
he's talking about.Copy !req
140. I always thought that's why
you picked Dirk as your chapel partner.Copy !req
141. What are you, a lawyer?Copy !req
142. Hey, Mr. Blume.Copy !req
143. Hey. It's Max Fischer.Copy !req
144. Oh, hi.Copy !req
145. Hey, Max. My mom just showed up.
Is it okay if I leave early? Over.Copy !req
146. Sure, Charlie.Copy !req
147. What's the secret, Max?Copy !req
148. "The secret"?Copy !req
149. Yeah. Well, you seem to
have it pretty figured out.Copy !req
150. The secret. I don't know. Uh -Copy !req
151. I think you just gotta find
something you love to do...Copy !req
152. and then do it
for the rest of your life.Copy !req
153. For me, it's going to Rushmore.Copy !req
154. - Shotgun.
- Hey, Ronny. Hey, Donny. How you guys -Copy !req
155. - Get in the back. I said "Shotgun."
- Get in the back, Donny.Copy !req
156. Let's go.Copy !req
157. - Did you invite that kid to your party?
- Max Fischer?Copy !req
158. Come on, Dad.
There's gonna be girls there. I'd rather die.Copy !req
159. Pull your head out of your ass.Copy !req
160. - Good night, Mr. Little jeans.
- Good night, Max.Copy !req
161. I'll see you tomorrow.Copy !req
162. May I see the back, please?Copy !req
163. Certainly.Copy !req
164. How's that?Copy !req
165. Thank you.Copy !req
166. I need a signature
on this geometry test, by the way.Copy !req
167. Let's see.Copy !req
168. - Hmm.
- I know, I know.Copy !req
169. A 37.Copy !req
170. Oh, I don't know what to do anymore.Copy !req
171. It could have been worse.Copy !req
172. You almost got the "A."Copy !req
173. "Almost got the 'A" '?
Dad, what are you writing?Copy !req
174. Maybe I'm spending too much
of my time starting up clubs...Copy !req
175. and putting on plays.Copy !req
176. That's possible.Copy !req
177. I should probably be trying harder
to score chicks.Copy !req
178. That's the only thing
anybody really cares about.Copy !req
179. It's not my forte, unfortunately.Copy !req
180. It'll happen, Max. It's just -Copy !req
181. You're like one of
those clipper ship captains.Copy !req
182. You're married to the sea.Copy !req
183. Yes, that's true.Copy !req
184. But I've been out to sea
for a long time.Copy !req
185. Hello.Copy !req
186. Hi.Copy !req
187. I like your hat.Copy !req
188. Oh, thank you.Copy !req
189. You're a teacher here, aren't you?Copy !req
190. And this is your first year
at Rushmore, I take it.Copy !req
191. Uh-huh.Copy !req
192. And how long have you been a smoker,
if you don't mind me asking?Copy !req
193. Well, let's see now.Copy !req
194. - H-How old are you?
- Fifteen.Copy !req
195. - Since I was your age.
- You're kidding.Copy !req
196. You should quit.Copy !req
197. You're right.Copy !req
198. And I should mind my own business.Copy !req
199. Where did you go to school,
by the way?Copy !req
200. - Harvard.
- Really?Copy !req
201. That's a coincidence.Copy !req
202. My top schools where I want to apply to
are Oxford and the Sorbonne.Copy !req
203. My safety's Harvard.Copy !req
204. - That's very ambitious.
- Thank you.Copy !req
205. What do you want to study?Copy !req
206. Well... I haven't decided for sure...Copy !req
207. but probably a double major
in mathematics and premed.Copy !req
208. What was your major?Copy !req
209. I didn't have a major, but my thesis
was on Latin American economic policy.Copy !req
210. Oh, that's interesting. Did you hear they're
not going to teach Latin here anymore?Copy !req
211. This was more like Central America.Copy !req
212. Oh, Central America and whatnot.
Hmm.Copy !req
213. But moving on:
They're gonna cancel Latin.Copy !req
214. They've got to make room for Japanese.Copy !req
215. That's a shame because all the Romance
languages are based on Latin.Copy !req
216. Yeah, they are, aren't they?Copy !req
217. Nihilo sanctum estne?Copy !req
218. What's that?Copy !req
219. Oh, it's Latin, isn't it?
What does that mean?Copy !req
220. Is nothing sacred?Copy !req
221. Sic transit gloria.Copy !req
222. Glory fades.Copy !req
223. I'm Max Fischer.Copy !req
224. - Hi.
- Hi.Copy !req
225. - Come on, come on. File out.
- Sign here, please.Copy !req
226. - Sic transit gloria.
- All right, all right.Copy !req
227. In summation,
I have only one question:Copy !req
228. Is Latin dead?Copy !req
229. Why don't you just
piss off, Fischer, you dotty wee skid mark?Copy !req
230. Was that Latin?Copy !req
231. Never in my wildest imagination...Copy !req
232. did I ever dream
I would have sons like these.Copy !req
233. What's your dad do, Max?Copy !req
234. He's a neurosurgeon
at, uh, St. Joseph's Hospital.Copy !req
235. Personally, I could never see myself
cutting open somebody's brain...Copy !req
236. but he seems to enjoy it.Copy !req
237. Oh, no, no, no. I got this one.Copy !req
238. So you were in Vietnam,
if I'm not mistaken?Copy !req
239. Yeah.Copy !req
240. Were you in the shit?Copy !req
241. Yeah, I was in the shit.Copy !req
242. See you Sunday, Mr. Blume.Copy !req
243. All right.Copy !req
244. What's on Sunday?Copy !req
245. Oh, that's right.
The twins' birthday party.Copy !req
246. Do you want to come?Copy !req
247. I'd love to, except I've already got
a previous obligation to attend to.Copy !req
248. Yeah. Thanks for the invitation though.Copy !req
249. Come work for me.Copy !req
250. - What do you mean?
- I mean, I-I-I could use someone like you.Copy !req
251. Look, I may not be rich, Mr. Blume.Copy !req
252. My father may only be a doctor,
but we manage.Copy !req
253. One-twelves!Copy !req
254. Excuse me, Mr. Blume.
Nice talking to you.Copy !req
255. - You're on the team?
- I'm an alternate.Copy !req
256. How you doin'?
Good to see you again.Copy !req
257. Whoa. Neat.Copy !req
258. Miss Cross?Copy !req
259. I thought I'd just let you know
as per our conversation the other day -Copy !req
260. - Latin?
- Right. The Romance languages.Copy !req
261. - Well, I gave a little speech.
- I heard about this.Copy !req
262. Oh, you did?Copy !req
263. I understand you made
a very convincing argument.Copy !req
264. I just thought you'd be pleased to hear
they're gonna continue the Latin program.Copy !req
265. I'm very impressed.Copy !req
266. Well, thank you very much.Copy !req
267. Hey, you need an assistant?Copy !req
268. Do we get to have
an assistant around here?Copy !req
269. No, I doubt it.Copy !req
270. I'm on scholarship though -
academic scholarship -Copy !req
271. so I get to do odd jobs and -Copy !req
272. Say, how did you decide
to teach at Rushmore?Copy !req
273. My husband went here.Copy !req
274. I, uh -Copy !req
275. I didn't know you were married.Copy !req
276. Well, he's dead now.Copy !req
277. So I'm not, actually.Copy !req
278. When did he die?Copy !req
279. Last year.Copy !req
280. My mother's dead.Copy !req
281. I'm sorry to hear that.Copy !req
282. She died when I was seven.Copy !req
283. I guess we both have dead people
in our families.Copy !req
284. What's going on in here?Copy !req
285. These were just born.Copy !req
286. I don't want alloys.
I want steel.Copy !req
287. I don't give a rat's ass what he says.Copy !req
288. Steel, Harry.Copy !req
289. So you've changed your mind,
and you want the job?Copy !req
290. No. But I've got an idea,
and I need some money.Copy !req
291. What Rushmore needs
is an aquarium -Copy !req
292. a first-class aquarium -
where the scientists can lecture...Copy !req
293. and the students can observe
the marine life in its natural habitat.Copy !req
294. I don't know.
What do you think, Ernie?Copy !req
295. An aquarium? What kind of fish?Copy !req
296. Barracudas, stingrays,
electric eel, trout...Copy !req
297. hammerheads, piranha,
giant squid, octopi -Copy !req
298. Piranhas? Really?Copy !req
299. Yes, I'm talking to a guy
in South America.Copy !req
300. - What'd Guggenheim say?
- Nothing. I felt I should go to you first.Copy !req
301. Why?Copy !req
302. Because at this moment, I feel
the best strategy is to keep it low profile.Copy !req
303. The more preparation work I can do...Copy !req
304. the stronger our case will be
when we take it to the administration.Copy !req
305. How much money do you want?Copy !req
306. $35,000, for the initial plans.Copy !req
307. I'll give you 2,500.Copy !req
308. Okay.Copy !req
309. - Thank you.
- You're welcome.Copy !req
310. - Max?
- Mm-hmm?Copy !req
311. - Can I ask you something?
- Sure.Copy !req
312. Has it ever crossed your mind
that you're far too young for me?Copy !req
313. It crossed my mind that you might
consider that a possibility. Yeah.Copy !req
314. Quite apart from the fact
that you're a student -Copy !req
315. I'm not trying to pressure you
into anything, Miss Cross.Copy !req
316. I'm surprised
you brought it up so bluntly.Copy !req
317. I just want to make sure -Copy !req
318. - We've become friends, haven't we?
- Yes.Copy !req
319. Good.Copy !req
320. And, um...Copy !req
321. the - the truth is
neither one of us has the slightest idea...Copy !req
322. where this relationship is going.Copy !req
323. We can't predict the future.Copy !req
324. We don't have a relationship, Max.Copy !req
325. - But we're friends.
- Yes, and that's all we're going to be.Copy !req
326. That's all I meant by "relationship."Copy !req
327. You want me to grab a dictionary?Copy !req
328. No. I just want to make sure
that we understand each other.Copy !req
329. I understand.Copy !req
330. You're not attracted to me.Copy !req
331. C'est la vie.Copy !req
332. Max, you're 15 years old.Copy !req
333. Attraction doesn't enter into it.Copy !req
334. If you say so.Copy !req
335. Look, all I'm getting at is that -Copy !req
336. that I've never met anyone like you.Copy !req
337. So you can take that
for whatever it's worth.Copy !req
338. I think I can safely say
I've never met anyone like you either.Copy !req
339. You haven't, have you?Copy !req
340. Want to shake hands?Copy !req
341. I'm glad we had this conversation.Copy !req
342. So am I.Copy !req
343. I can't wear a wire.
They're feeling me up every day.Copy !req
344. Oh, come on, Frank.
You'll have complete protection.Copy !req
345. Yeah, I've heard that one before.Copy !req
346. - I gotta put a dime in the meter.
- Sit down, Frank.Copy !req
347. Joe, go put a dime in the meter
for Officer Serpico.Copy !req
348. Look, Serpico, if you agree
to testify in open court -Copy !req
349. - No!
- No, what?Copy !req
350. No, I'm not gonna testify.Copy !req
351. Go, go, go.Copy !req
352. I'll expect your gun and your badge
on my desk -Copy !req
353. - Promise me one thing, O'Reilly.
- Name it.Copy !req
354. That you're gonna follow this thing
all the way to the end...Copy !req
355. of the line... where I got to be.Copy !req
356. So help me God.Copy !req
357. - Someone coming out of the building.
- I've got something!Copy !req
358. - Wait. This could be it.
- There's action across the street.Copy !req
359. - Yeah, it's him.
- It's Snowman.Copy !req
360. - He's getting on the el train!
- Take him!Copy !req
361. - What happened to the cannoli line?
- Max -Copy !req
362. You're supposed to say, "Forget about it,
Sanchez. The old man likes his cannolis."Copy !req
363. Look, I made a mistake, all right?
It didn't make any difference anyway.Copy !req
364. Hey, I'm letting it go,
but don't say it doesn't matter.Copy !req
365. - Every line matters.
- Get off my back!Copy !req
366. Don't fuck with my play!Copy !req
367. - You fucking cocksucker -
- Hey, break it up. Break it up.Copy !req
368. I'm gonna kill you.Copy !req
369. Max. Max.Copy !req
370. I thought the acting tonight
was excellent.Copy !req
371. Thanks.
Well, it was better in rehearsals.Copy !req
372. I'll catch up with you later, Dad.
I got a dinner to go to.Copy !req
373. - Oh, yeah?
- Yeah. Cast and crew only.Copy !req
374. - Oh. You need some money?
- No, Dad.Copy !req
375. - Well, how was the slap?
- It was good.Copy !req
376. There he is.
Max, that was great.Copy !req
377. I'm so glad you could come.Copy !req
378. I want you to meet a friend of mine.
Peter Flynn, Max Fischer.Copy !req
379. Hi.Copy !req
380. Who's this guy?Copy !req
381. Peter.Copy !req
382. I really liked your play.
It was really cool.Copy !req
383. Yeah.Copy !req
384. What happened to your nose?Copy !req
385. - I got punched in the face.
- Oh, boy.Copy !req
386. What's your excuse?Copy !req
387. Hey, author.Copy !req
388. - How you doing?
- Nice job.Copy !req
389. - Thank you.
- Gonna get to meet your dad tonight?Copy !req
390. Oh, no. The old man's on call.Copy !req
391. Mr. Blume, I'd like you
to meet Miss Cross -Copy !req
392. And I didn't catch
this young gentleman's name.Copy !req
393. I like your nurse's uniform, guy.Copy !req
394. These are O.R. scrubs.Copy !req
395. "O.R." they?Copy !req
396. Well, they're totally inappropriate
for the occasion.Copy !req
397. Well, I didn't know
we were going to dinner.Copy !req
398. That's because you weren't invited.Copy !req
399. Take it easy, Max.Copy !req
400. You were the one that ordered him
a whiskey and soda.Copy !req
401. So what's wrong with that?Copy !req
402. I can write a hit play. Why can't I have
a little drink to unwind myself?Copy !req
403. So, tell me, curly,
how do you know Miss Cross?Copy !req
404. - We went to Harvard together.
- Oh, that's great.Copy !req
405. I wrote a hit play and directed it.Copy !req
406. So I'm not sweating it either.Copy !req
407. Can we get a check, please?Copy !req
408. - What do you think you're doing?
- Getting the check.Copy !req
409. No, you're not. Excuse me.Copy !req
410. I just want to thank you
for accommodating us.Copy !req
411. You see, we only thought
we were going to be three...Copy !req
412. but, uh, someone invited himself along,
so I apologize.Copy !req
413. - Quite all right, sir.
- Okay.Copy !req
414. Very well.Copy !req
415. You're being rude, Max.Copy !req
416. - No, I'm not.
- Yes, you are.Copy !req
417. No, I'm not. I'm just trying to figure out why
you brought this gentleman to my play...Copy !req
418. and my dinner,
which was invitation only.Copy !req
419. Would you like me
to pass you the creamer, Doc?Copy !req
420. Yes, please.Copy !req
421. - What is wrong with you?
- What is wrong with you?Copy !req
422. You hurt my feelings!
This night was important to me!Copy !req
423. How did I hurt your feelings?Copy !req
424. Oh, my God!Copy !req
425. I wrote a hit play!Copy !req
426. And I'm in love with you.Copy !req
427. Put that a little bit there.Copy !req
428. Hi.Copy !req
429. Were you hiding over there?Copy !req
430. Uh, I didn't want to disrupt class.Copy !req
431. What's that you're painting?Copy !req
432. That's a - a jellyfish.Copy !req
433. What can I do for you, Mr. Blume?Copy !req
434. Max wants to talk to you.Copy !req
435. What for?Copy !req
436. To apologize, I think.Copy !req
437. Should we talk over here?Copy !req
438. - He sent you?
- Yeah.Copy !req
439. Are you his messenger?Copy !req
440. No, I'm his friend.Copy !req
441. You were right.
I should not have allowed him to drink.Copy !req
442. I don't think
I should see Max anymore.Copy !req
443. Well, he's not gonna like
the sound of that.Copy !req
444. No. No, I know, but...Copy !req
445. I think I let him get too attached.Copy !req
446. What do you think?Copy !req
447. Well, I think you did your best.Copy !req
448. Tell him I'm sorry.Copy !req
449. Okay.Copy !req
450. What is your first name?Copy !req
451. Rosemary.Copy !req
452. What's yours?Copy !req
453. Herman.Copy !req
454. He wrote you a letter.Copy !req
455. Dear Miss Cross...Copy !req
456. I would like to take this opportunity
to formally apologize...Copy !req
457. for the events
of the night of the 23rd.Copy !req
458. I'm not accustomed
to drinking alcohol.Copy !req
459. Please do me the service of coming to the
unveiling of a new venture I've undertaken.Copy !req
460. I hope you will attend, if possible.Copy !req
461. I remain your friend, Max Fischer.Copy !req
462. Cut the music,
and no more pictures.Copy !req
463. - What time is it, Alan?
- 1:15.Copy !req
464. Excuse me, gentlemen.
Hey, lay off the chips, Buchan.Copy !req
465. Did you see her?Copy !req
466. - She's not here.
- Well, go check her classroom.Copy !req
467. Shall I go ahead
and take care of this tree?Copy !req
468. - Let's wait a few minutes.
- What's going on here, Maxie?Copy !req
469. Oh, hey, Coach Beck.
Good to see you.Copy !req
470. This is where
we're putting in the new aquarium.Copy !req
471. I'm in charge of the committee,
if you can believe it.Copy !req
472. This is my baseball diamond.Copy !req
473. Yeah, I know, and I believe
it's being relocated a few feet over.Copy !req
474. Is it true the aquarium
will have piranhas?Copy !req
475. - Where did you hear that?
- My source indicated that it was a possibility.Copy !req
476. Yes, it's true, but piranhas
are a very tricky species.Copy !req
477. Max?Copy !req
478. Excuse me, George.Copy !req
479. - Bad news.
- What's the story?Copy !req
480. - She had a substitute teacher today.
- Why?Copy !req
481. - I guess she got sick.
- You know she's not sick.Copy !req
482. Give me the phone.Copy !req
483. Janet. Max Fischer.
Is Mr. Blume there?Copy !req
484. Well, where is he?Copy !req
485. Goddamn it.
He's supposed to be here.Copy !req
486. I don't give a shit about the barracudas...Copy !req
487. but fuck it, I'm building it anyway.Copy !req
488. Max!Copy !req
489. Where are those damn
chain saws coming from?Copy !req
490. - He's right over there!
- Max! Max!Copy !req
491. Oh, hello, Dr. Guggenheim.Copy !req
492. What the hell
do you think you're doing?Copy !req
493. - We're having a fund-raiser for the -
- Turn that damn thing off!Copy !req
494. Tell me this isn't happening.Copy !req
495. Dr. Guggenheim, I'd rather not have
this conversation in front of my crew.Copy !req
496. chapter seven.Copy !req
497. One more thing.
We have a new student with us today.Copy !req
498. His name's Max Fischer...Copy !req
499. and he's actually asked
to say a few words to the class.Copy !req
500. Max, do you want to take it away?Copy !req
501. Sure. Thanks very much.Copy !req
502. I just wanted to introduce myself.Copy !req
503. I'm Max Fischer.Copy !req
504. I'm a former student
of Rushmore Academy...Copy !req
505. which I recently got expelled from.Copy !req
506. This is my first time
in a public school.Copy !req
507. I know you probably think I was born
with a silver spoon in my mouth...Copy !req
508. but I'm no elitist.Copy !req
509. I think you've got some great facilities...Copy !req
510. and I'm really looking forward to making
the best of it here at Grover Cleveland.Copy !req
511. One footnote.Copy !req
512. I notice you don't have a fencing team.Copy !req
513. Well, I'm gonna try my hardest
to start one up for you guys.Copy !req
514. - Max?
- Yes?Copy !req
515. Hi. I'm Margaret Yang.
I'm in Mrs. Whitney's class.Copy !req
516. I just wanted to tell you
that I liked your speech.Copy !req
517. Thank you.Copy !req
518. I don't think I've ever heard of anyone
asking to give a speech in class before.Copy !req
519. No? How unfortunate.Copy !req
520. The silver spoon remark
might rub some people the wrong way.Copy !req
521. - But I think I know -
- What do you mean?Copy !req
522. - Well -
- You know what?Copy !req
523. I gotta go into class in here.
I'll see you later, Mrs. Chang.Copy !req
524. En garde!Copy !req
525. Janet. Max Fischer. Is he in?Copy !req
526. Yeah?Copy !req
527. Okay.Copy !req
528. - Hey, Max, how's it going?
- Terrible.Copy !req
529. Tell me something. When you talked
to Miss Cross the other day -Copy !req
530. Do you have a telephone pass?
Excuse me.Copy !req
531. - Do you have a telephone pass?
- One second.Copy !req
532. I gotta tell ya,
I don't know what you see in her.Copy !req
533. I- I don't think she's right for you.Copy !req
534. What's that supposed to mean?Copy !req
535. I mean, she's not that beautiful.Copy !req
536. She's not that intriguing.Copy !req
537. I mean, she has something
that you can't put your finger on, but -Copy !req
538. Look, Mr. Blume, your comments
are valuable, but let's get to the point.Copy !req
539. - Son?
- Will she see me again, yes or no?Copy !req
540. - No.
- Hang on.Copy !req
541. I'm talking on the telephone.Copy !req
542. - Oh, come on.
- That's rude.Copy !req
543. Hey, Fischer.Copy !req
544. You better beat it, sonny.Copy !req
545. You know, Fischer,
I've been watching you.Copy !req
546. Showboat. Always talkin'.Copy !req
547. Picking a kid like Dirk
because his mother's a great piece...Copy !req
548. and then getting nowhere.Copy !req
549. Like everything you do.Copy !req
550. Big show. No results.Copy !req
551. What do you call getting a hand job from
Mrs. Calloway in the back of her Jaguar?Copy !req
552. A fucking lie.Copy !req
553. You think I got kicked out
for just the aquarium?Copy !req
554. Nah. It was the hand job.Copy !req
555. You want to know something else?
It was worth it.Copy !req
556. I'm sorry I embarrassed you at dinner.Copy !req
557. And please apologize
to what's-his-name for me.Copy !req
558. I will.Copy !req
559. You okay?Copy !req
560. Yeah, I'm fine, but I miss Rushmore.Copy !req
561. I miss the seasons.Copy !req
562. Watching the leaves change.Copy !req
563. By the way,
what time does the library close?Copy !req
564. I've got an overdue book to turn in.Copy !req
565. That is your handwriting, isn't it?Copy !req
566. My husband gave me this book...Copy !req
567. when he came to visit England
when I was 13.Copy !req
568. And he went to Rushmore,
so when he died...Copy !req
569. I gave it to the library here.Copy !req
570. You remind me of him, you know?Copy !req
571. I do?Copy !req
572. How?Copy !req
573. Well...Copy !req
574. you were a member of
the Rushmore Beekeepers, weren't you?Copy !req
575. Yeah. I was president of them.Copy !req
576. He founded that club.Copy !req
577. Do you think we can
be friends again, Miss Cross?Copy !req
578. In-In a strictly platonic way?Copy !req
579. Of course I do.Copy !req
580. Do you think you can make a go of it
and settle down at Grover Cleveland?Copy !req
581. Yeah, but I need a tutor.Copy !req
582. Fighting Owls, let's go!Copy !req
583. Let's go!Copy !req
584. - Alan's got the birds for your approval.
- I'll take the green one.Copy !req
585. - And here's the knife.
- That's too fake.Copy !req
586. - Hi, Max.
- Hello.Copy !req
587. - What's your name again?
- Margaret Yang.Copy !req
588. Margaret Yang. What are you doing
seventh period, Margaret Yang?Copy !req
589. I have guitar lessons.Copy !req
590. - Classical guitar or - In what school?
- Rock.Copy !req
591. Ro - That's good.
We can get you out of that.Copy !req
592. Could I see you
without your glasses on, please?Copy !req
593. Let's put Margaret down
for 3:30 in the auditorium, Woody.Copy !req
594. Thank you.Copy !req
595. And-And bring a head shot, please.Copy !req
596. Hello, Herman.Copy !req
597. - How are you, Rosemary?
- I'm fine, thanks.Copy !req
598. I just got home,
and I'm having a little snack.Copy !req
599. - Having some carrots?
- Yeah.Copy !req
600. Nice house.Copy !req
601. Yeah. Um, it isn't mine.Copy !req
602. I'm just sort of house-sitting.Copy !req
603. Um... you were in the neighborhood?Copy !req
604. Uh... did Max have something
planned for us today?Copy !req
605. A trip to the museum or something?Copy !req
606. No, I don't think so.
I-I think he's rehearsing tonight.Copy !req
607. Oh, that's right.
He's doing his new play.Copy !req
608. Yeah, he's really making a go of it
over there at Grover Cleveland.Copy !req
609. Yeah, he's doing very well, isn't he?Copy !req
610. Do you want a carrot?Copy !req
611. Yeah, I'll have one of those.Copy !req
612. Thank you.Copy !req
613. Well, I'll probably be seeing you soon.Copy !req
614. Or we could go for a walk now,
if you like.Copy !req
615. Sure.Copy !req
616. The weather's nice, isn't it?Copy !req
617. A little brisk.Copy !req
618. I'll just get a sweater.
I'll be back in a minute.Copy !req
619. Dirk?Copy !req
620. I know about you and the teacher.Copy !req
621. Does Max know?Copy !req
622. No, and I don't want him
to know, ever.Copy !req
623. I just want it to stop right now.Copy !req
624. You're a married man, Blume...Copy !req
625. and you're supposed to be his friend.Copy !req
626. Look, Dirk, I am his friend.Copy !req
627. Oh, yeah. And with friends like you,
who needs friends?Copy !req
628. Unlock it!Copy !req
629. Little Calloway.Copy !req
630. You're standing up for the wrong guy.
Fischer ain't your mate.Copy !req
631. What are you talking about, Buchan?Copy !req
632. He thinks your mom's good for a bonk.Copy !req
633. That's the only reason
he picked you as his chapel partner.Copy !req
634. - Who sold you that crock?
- He told me himself.Copy !req
635. He says she gave him a hand job
in the backseat of her bloody Jaguar.Copy !req
636. Max would never say that.Copy !req
637. Yeah. I suppose you're right.Copy !req
638. After all, the son of a brain doctor...Copy !req
639. doesn't need to impress anybody
now, does he?Copy !req
640. The killing's gotta stop, esse.
It's getting too loco.Copy !req
641. - No more gats.
- Nigger, you're the crazy one.Copy !req
642. People be trying to kill you.Copy !req
643. Are you talkin' about
you're gonna get rid of your gun?Copy !req
644. It's time, homey.Copy !req
645. Kiss me, Little Juan.Copy !req
646. All right, then he kisses her
and we're out. Okay.Copy !req
647. Is that for me?Copy !req
648. Dear Max, I am sorry to say
that I have secretly found out...Copy !req
649. that Mr. Blume is having an affair
with Miss Cross.Copy !req
650. My first suspicions came when I saw them
Frenching in front of her house...Copy !req
651. and then I knew for sure when they went
skinny-dipping in Mr. Blume's swimming pool...Copy !req
652. giving each other hand jobs while
you were taking a nap on the front porch.Copy !req
653. Why am I telling you this now?Copy !req
654. Because you're such a good friend.Copy !req
655. Take care, pal.Copy !req
656. Fondly, Dirk Calloway.Copy !req
657. God.Copy !req
658. How was she, Herman?Copy !req
659. Jesus Christ.Copy !req
660. Was she good? I bet she was.Copy !req
661. Although, I wouldn't know
'cause I never screwed her.Copy !req
662. Going skinny-dipping while I took a nap.Copy !req
663. "Are you comfortable, Max?Copy !req
664. I'll just, uh, be out back, nude, getting
hand jobs from the woman you love."Copy !req
665. We never went skinny-dipping.Copy !req
666. Sure you didn't.Copy !req
667. And next you're gonna tell me you didn't just
walk out of her house at 2:00 in the morning.Copy !req
668. I'm in love with her.Copy !req
669. Well, I was in love with her first.Copy !req
670. And all that crap about...Copy !req
671. "I don't think she's that great.
I don't think she's right for you, Max."Copy !req
672. That was all bullshit, wasn't it?Copy !req
673. Do you think she's in love with you?Copy !req
674. I don't know.Copy !req
675. Well, I guarantee you she's not,
and she never will be.Copy !req
676. Max.Copy !req
677. I saved Latin.Copy !req
678. What did you ever do?Copy !req
679. On the planet I come from...Copy !req
680. the sun only comes out once a year.Copy !req
681. - That is why my skin -
- Excuse me.Copy !req
682. I just came by to thank you
for wrecking my life.Copy !req
683. Max, what are you doing?Copy !req
684. Hello, Mrs. Blume.
This is Max Fischer.Copy !req
685. I have some information
regarding your husband.Copy !req
686. Please return my call on my voice mail:
Grover Cleveland High School, extension 23.Copy !req
687. Thank you very much.Copy !req
688. Thank you for meeting me.Copy !req
689. You're welcome.Copy !req
690. Would you like a sandwich?Copy !req
691. All right.Copy !req
692. I have a tuna
and peanut butter and jelly.Copy !req
693. Sorry it's not something more exotic.Copy !req
694. - I'll take the tuna fish.
- Okay.Copy !req
695. Milk or apple juice?Copy !req
696. Get to the point.Copy !req
697. Okay.Copy !req
698. Your husband's -Copy !req
699. And how long will you
be staying with us, Mr. Blume?Copy !req
700. Indefinitely.
I'm being sued for divorce.Copy !req
701. - Very good, sir.
- Yo, shorty.Copy !req
702. Say, can you tell me
where the pool is located?Copy !req
703. I might want to take a dip
after I have dinner and hit the bar.Copy !req
704. It's on the roof, sir.Copy !req
705. He's about 5-foot-3, 112 pounds...Copy !req
706. black hair, glasses, oval face.Copy !req
707. Thanks for bailing me out, Dad.
Can you drop me off at Rushmore?Copy !req
708. - I gotta go get a teacher fired.
- I don't think that's wise, Max.Copy !req
709. Whoa! What are you doing?
What are you doing?Copy !req
710. This is private property.
You're trespassing!Copy !req
711. What, are you crazy?Copy !req
712. Wait a minute!Copy !req
713. Stop!
Let's have a truce for a second.Copy !req
714. Wait! Truce! Truce!Copy !req
715. What's this all about?Copy !req
716. Did you say my mom
gave you a hand job?Copy !req
717. - What?
- Did you say it?Copy !req
718. Who told you that goddamn lie?Copy !req
719. Never mind. I know who said it.
And I'm gonna stick a knife in his heart.Copy !req
720. Then I'm gonna send him
back to Ireland in a body bag.Copy !req
721. He's from Scotland.Copy !req
722. Well, tell that stupid mick he just made
my list of things to do today.Copy !req
723. I'm gonna pop a cap in his ass.Copy !req
724. So you received the package?Copy !req
725. Good.Copy !req
726. I just wanted to inform you
about what's going on.Copy !req
727. I never took you for an informer, Max.Copy !req
728. What's that supposed to mean?Copy !req
729. "What's that supposed to mean?"Copy !req
730. She resigned this morning
before I even got your little snapshots.Copy !req
731. So your latest attempt
at sabotage backfired.Copy !req
732. But she's one of the best teachers you've got.
How could you let her go?Copy !req
733. - Why are you trying to get her fired?
- You stupid old fool!Copy !req
734. I'm trying to win her back!Copy !req
735. Miss Cross?Copy !req
736. Hi, Max.Copy !req
737. - Need any help?
- No, I have it.Copy !req
738. - Oh, damn.
- Oh, here. Let me see.Copy !req
739. No. Please, look.
I don't think you should come in here.Copy !req
740. Look, I'm sorry I hurt your feelings.Copy !req
741. I'm sorry I love your friend
instead of you, but -Copy !req
742. Please, Max -Copy !req
743. You honestly believe you love Blume
instead of me?Copy !req
744. Yes.Copy !req
745. Well, you'll have to forgive me
if I don't take your word for that.Copy !req
746. - Oh, stop.
- Miss Cross.Copy !req
747. Listen, if you don't stop,
I'm gonna lose it. I mean it! Don't -Copy !req
748. It's too late.Copy !req
749. Wait. Please.Copy !req
750. - I got kicked out because of you.
- No, you got kicked out -Copy !req
751. Rushmore was my life.Copy !req
752. Now you are.Copy !req
753. No, I'm not.Copy !req
754. What do you really think
is gonna happen between us?Copy !req
755. Do you think we're gonna have sex?Copy !req
756. That's a kind of cheap way to put it.Copy !req
757. Not if you've ever fucked before,
it isn't.Copy !req
758. Oh, my God.Copy !req
759. How would you describe it
to your friends?Copy !req
760. Would you say
that you'd fingered me?Copy !req
761. Or maybe I could give you a hand job.
Would that put an end to all of this?Copy !req
762. Please get out of my classroom.Copy !req
763. Fisher, you spotty wee fuckup.Copy !req
764. Hey, Magnus.Copy !req
765. Got any good hand jobs lately?Copy !req
766. Hey, Dirk! Look who's here.Copy !req
767. It's your stepfather, waiting for your mom
so that he can get a piece.Copy !req
768. Your mind's as warped as your ear,
Buchan.Copy !req
769. Don't get nasty, brother.Copy !req
770. We got him, Dirk.Copy !req
771. We got him.Copy !req
772. Max?Copy !req
773. Oh, hey, Mr. Blume.Copy !req
774. You said you wanted to meet?Copy !req
775. Wh-When?Copy !req
776. Right now. You said you wanted
to put an end to all this.Copy !req
777. Oh, yeah. I, uh, was gonna try and have
that tree over there fall on you.Copy !req
778. That big one?Copy !req
779. Yup.Copy !req
780. It would have flattened me
like a pancake.Copy !req
781. What stopped you?Copy !req
782. I don't know. What's the point?Copy !req
783. She loves you.Copy !req
784. She's my Rushmore, Max.Copy !req
785. Yeah, I know. She was mine too.Copy !req
786. - Hello.
- Hi.Copy !req
787. I was wondering if Max was home.Copy !req
788. Merry Christmas.
See you next time.Copy !req
789. It's been nice having your company
here at the shop, Max.Copy !req
790. You put any more thought
into giving school another shot?Copy !req
791. No.Copy !req
792. Max, I like being a barber.
I'm good at it.Copy !req
793. But I always thought
you'd try another line of work.Copy !req
794. You talked about
being a senator or a diplomat.Copy !req
795. Pipe dreams, Dad.Copy !req
796. I'm a barber's son.Copy !req
797. See you at dinner.Copy !req
798. - Hello, Dirk.
- Hi, Max.Copy !req
799. - What can I do for you?
- I thought I might get a haircut.Copy !req
800. We're closed.Copy !req
801. Well, I just want to say
I'm sorry I threw rocks at you that day.Copy !req
802. But I guess I'll go now.Copy !req
803. Merry Christmas.Copy !req
804. What in the hell's that?Copy !req
805. So, did you hear the news?Copy !req
806. I doubt it. I don't really
follow the news anymore.Copy !req
807. Dr. Guggenheim had a stroke.Copy !req
808. I'll send him a box of candy.Copy !req
809. Maybe you ought to go visit him.Copy !req
810. Mrs. Guggenheim?Copy !req
811. Hello, Max. Come in.Copy !req
812. It's so good to see you.Copy !req
813. Oh, these are glorious.
I'll put them in some water.Copy !req
814. Have a seat.Copy !req
815. Should I say hello to Dr. Guggenheim
or can he not hear me?Copy !req
816. No, he can hear you.Copy !req
817. Hey, old-timer.Copy !req
818. It's, uh, Max Fischer.Copy !req
819. You probably can't hear me because...Copy !req
820. I don't know if your brain
is damaged or -Copy !req
821. What do you want?Copy !req
822. Nelson?Copy !req
823. That's the first thing he's said
in 10 days.Copy !req
824. Do you think he recognized me?Copy !req
825. Oh, I don't think so.Copy !req
826. It's Fischer.Copy !req
827. See ya later. Bye.
Hope you feel better.Copy !req
828. Hey, amigo.Copy !req
829. So, who gave you the shiner?Copy !req
830. Either Ronny or Donny.Copy !req
831. Can't tell the difference anymore.Copy !req
832. Well, whichever one it was
really clocked you.Copy !req
833. Hmm.Copy !req
834. Kids don't like it
when their parents get divorced.Copy !req
835. - I don't blame 'em.
- Neither do I.Copy !req
836. How is she?Copy !req
837. I really wouldn't know.Copy !req
838. - Why not?
- I haven't seen her in six weeks.Copy !req
839. What happened?Copy !req
840. - She left?
- Yeah.Copy !req
841. She's in love with a dead guy anyway.Copy !req
842. Edward Appleby.Copy !req
843. You know, uh...Copy !req
844. she's sweet, but she's fucked-up.Copy !req
845. Adios, muchacho.Copy !req
846. Hey, are you okay?Copy !req
847. Mmm. I'm a little bit lonely
these days.Copy !req
848. Max?Copy !req
849. What are you doing here?Copy !req
850. I don't know. Jesus.
They came at me out of nowhere.Copy !req
851. - It was so sudden.
- What?Copy !req
852. I'm sorry. Can I use your phone?
I just got hit by a car.Copy !req
853. Oh, my God. A-A-Are you okay?Copy !req
854. Hmm? What did you say?Copy !req
855. - Come inside.
- Thank you.Copy !req
856. - I'm gonna get something for your head.
- Okay.Copy !req
857. So, this is where it all happens.Copy !req
858. - All what happens?
- I wouldn't know.Copy !req
859. So, why did you dump Blume?Copy !req
860. That's none of your business.Copy !req
861. I know it's not.Copy !req
862. But I just got hit by a car,
and I'm a little confused right now.Copy !req
863. I mean, I thought you dumped me
for Blume. Then I hear -Copy !req
864. I never dumped you
because we were never going out.Copy !req
865. It would just help me
if you talked to me for a minute.Copy !req
866. Tell me what happened.Copy !req
867. Okay.Copy !req
868. Um, A: He's married.Copy !req
869. He hates himself.Copy !req
870. And C: Well...Copy !req
871. he smashed up your bicycle,
didn't he?Copy !req
872. My previous bicycle, yes.Copy !req
873. Well, what sort of a person
does something like that?Copy !req
874. I don't know.Copy !req
875. War does funny things to men.Copy !req
876. He thinks you dumped him
because of Edward Appleby.Copy !req
877. What does that mean?Copy !req
878. Well, I mean, you live in his room...Copy !req
879. with all his stuff. It's kind of -Copy !req
880. I was married to him.Copy !req
881. I know you were.Copy !req
882. Although, I will say that Edward
has more spark and character...Copy !req
883. and imagination
in one fingernail...Copy !req
884. than Herman Blume has
in his entire body.Copy !req
885. One dead fingernail.Copy !req
886. Right.Copy !req
887. One dead fingernail.Copy !req
888. How did he die, by the way?Copy !req
889. He drowned.Copy !req
890. How did your mother die?Copy !req
891. She got cancer.Copy !req
892. Hold still for a moment, okay?Copy !req
893. You're very pretty.Copy !req
894. Thank you.Copy !req
895. Is this fake blood?Copy !req
896. Yes, it is.Copy !req
897. You know, you and Herman
deserve each other.Copy !req
898. You're both little children.Copy !req
899. Let me show you the door.Copy !req
900. I'll just go back out the window.Copy !req
901. Good-bye, Miss Cross.Copy !req
902. Good-bye, Max.Copy !req
903. Hey.Copy !req
904. I'm, uh -Copy !req
905. I'm sorry about what I said
about your mom giving me a hand job.Copy !req
906. I know, Max.Copy !req
907. I'm sorry I didn't take your hand
when Buchan kicked your ass.Copy !req
908. Hey, uh, that's okay.Copy !req
909. What's that?Copy !req
910. I don't know.Copy !req
911. Nice landing.Copy !req
912. What's, uh - What's that you got there,
a little flight plan or something?Copy !req
913. Hmm. Pretty good.Copy !req
914. - Do you know Dirk Calloway?
- I don't think so.Copy !req
915. Dirk, this is Margaret Yang.Copy !req
916. I, uh, heard about your science project
on Action 13.Copy !req
917. They said the Navy wants
to buy it from you. That's -Copy !req
918. - No, not anymore.
- Why not?Copy !req
919. Because it was a fake.Copy !req
920. - What do you mean?
- I faked all the results.Copy !req
921. - Why?
- Because it didn't work.Copy !req
922. I thought it would, but it didn't.Copy !req
923. You were a real jerk to me,
you know that?Copy !req
924. I'm sorry, Margaret.Copy !req
925. Well, anyway, nice to see you.Copy !req
926. Do you want to take over for a while?Copy !req
927. Take dictation, please.Copy !req
928. Possible candidates
for Kite Flying Society.Copy !req
929. Margaret Yang. Woody Jackson.
Shoeshine Pickens.Copy !req
930. - Thanks for meeting me, Mr. Blume.
- What can I do for you?Copy !req
931. What's this?Copy !req
932. That's the Perfect Attendance Award
and the Punctuality Award.Copy !req
933. I got those at Rushmore.Copy !req
934. I thought you could choose
which one you like more...Copy !req
935. and you could wear that one,
and I could wear the other.Copy !req
936. I'll take Punctuality.Copy !req
937. Okay.Copy !req
938. Come here.Copy !req
939. Thank you.Copy !req
940. Come on inside.Copy !req
941. Well, well, well, well.
Look what the cat dragged in.Copy !req
942. That's okay.Copy !req
943. I want you to meet someone.Copy !req
944. Mr. Blume,
this is my father, Bert Fischer.Copy !req
945. Nice to meet you, Mr. Fischer.Copy !req
946. Now Mr. Fischer was my father's name.
Call me Bert, please.Copy !req
947. - Okay, Bert.
- So, Max tells me you need a haircut.Copy !req
948. I can see that. Why don't you sit down,
and we'll have a look.Copy !req
949. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
950. I don't know, Bert.Copy !req
951. Don't worry, Mr. Blume.
It's a relatively painless procedure.Copy !req
952. Maybe we'll throw in a shave as well.Copy !req
953. Okay. Are you fond of that mustache?Copy !req
954. Do you think you want to
keep it for a while? Mm-hmm.Copy !req
955. - How much are you worth, by the way?
- I don't know.Copy !req
956. - Over 10 million?
- Yeah, I guess so.Copy !req
957. - Good, good.
- Why?Copy !req
958. 'Cause we're gonna need all of it.Copy !req
959. She's not coming, is she?Copy !req
960. Hmm. Doesn't look good.Copy !req
961. But don't worry. Come on, Herman.Copy !req
962. - Shit. What am I doing here?
- Hey!Copy !req
963. - Scatter. Scatter.
- Damn it!Copy !req
964. How in the hell did you ever get so rich?Copy !req
965. You're a quitter, man!Copy !req
966. I paid eight million dollars for this.Copy !req
967. And that's all you're prepared to spend?Copy !req
968. I'm, uh, sorry you couldn't make it
to our little groundbreaking the other day.Copy !req
969. It's kind of a shame
since he's building it for you.Copy !req
970. Well, you know, I never asked anyone
to build me an aquarium.Copy !req
971. I'm not quite sure
how that rumor got started.Copy !req
972. Me neither.Copy !req
973. You think Edward Appleby
would have built one for you?Copy !req
974. Yeah, I think he would have,
if he'd had the money.Copy !req
975. That's what I thought.Copy !req
976. Blume's got a bit more spark and vitality
than you expected, doesn't he?Copy !req
977. I thought the aquarium was your idea.Copy !req
978. Well, I gave it to my friend.Copy !req
979. - Fifteen sticks?
- Yes, please.Copy !req
980. And...Copy !req
981. could you make the order out
to Ready Demolition...Copy !req
982. Tucson, Arizona?Copy !req
983. Thank you very much.Copy !req
984. Make sure these don't get wet.Copy !req
985. I'll see you at 3:15.Copy !req
986. - Where are you going?
- Rushmore.Copy !req
987. I've got one last piece
of unfinished business to attend to.Copy !req
988. - Fischer, you fuck!
- Hello, Magnus.Copy !req
989. I'd have shot you in the other ear,
but it got blown off a long time ago.Copy !req
990. Besides, now we're even.Copy !req
991. Not for long, Kemo Sabe.Copy !req
992. We'll see.Copy !req
993. I got a proposition for you.Copy !req
994. Well, you can stick it up your mother's ass,
you little prick.Copy !req
995. I gotta hand it to you, Magnus.Copy !req
996. You've got a way with words.Copy !req
997. You want to be in a play?Copy !req
998. What's all that shite?Copy !req
999. Nothing.Copy !req
1000. I just think you're right for the part.Copy !req
1001. I always wanted to be
in one of your fucking plays.Copy !req
1002. I know you did, mate.Copy !req
1003. This is gonna be exciting.
My son Max wrote it.Copy !req
1004. Oh, boy. I gotta call the hospital.Copy !req
1005. Excuse me. Are you Mrs. Whitney,
the English teacher?Copy !req
1006. Yes.Copy !req
1007. Hi. I'm William Yang,
Margaret Yang's father.Copy !req
1008. - This is my wife, Lucille.
- Nice to meet you.Copy !req
1009. - Hello.
- That kid's gonna burn this place down.Copy !req
1010. You better believe it.Copy !req
1011. Well, the plans were never
formally submitted to the city.Copy !req
1012. - Were they supposed to be?
- I assume so.Copy !req
1013. - Too late now.
- Officers Brooks and Donovan...Copy !req
1014. requesting additional units
at Grover Cleveland High School.Copy !req
1015. Units responding, identify.Copy !req
1016. The program.
Let me look at that. Turn it. Turn it.Copy !req
1017. That's enough.Copy !req
1018. - Excuse me. Right here.
- Thanks.Copy !req
1019. Hi, Herman.Copy !req
1020. Looks like Max
pulled a fast one on us.Copy !req
1021. Thank you very much.Copy !req
1022. I don't usually do this,
but this play means a lot to me...Copy !req
1023. and I wanted to make a dedication.Copy !req
1024. So, I'll just say that this play is dedicated
to the memory of my mother...Copy !req
1025. Eloise Fischer...Copy !req
1026. and to Edward Appleby,
a friend of a friend.Copy !req
1027. Also, you'll find a pair of safety glasses
and some earplugs...Copy !req
1028. underneath your seats.Copy !req
1029. Please feel free to use them.
Thank you very much.Copy !req
1030. Bravo Company,
this is Tango 7. Do you copy?Copy !req
1031. We order the military forces
of the United States to take action -Copy !req
1032. This is a different kind of war.Copy !req
1033. We are making progress,
progress, progress, progress.Copy !req
1034. Take point, Surf Boy!Copy !req
1035. How long you been in country, soldier?Copy !req
1036. I ain't even here, Sergeant.Copy !req
1037. I'm in Cheyenne, Wyoming.Copy !req
1038. Right on, brother.Copy !req
1039. Hoo. Hoo-hoo.Copy !req
1040. Let's rock, Esposito!Copy !req
1041. I repeat, let's rock!Copy !req
1042. Let's rock and roll!Copy !req
1043. Lock and load, Surf Boy!Copy !req
1044. Nape it, now!Copy !req
1045. Fischer!Copy !req
1046. I'm okay. Go, go, go, go.Copy !req
1047. - Damn it!
- Take it easy, Dirk.Copy !req
1048. - How much time do we got, Wood?
- Two minutes.Copy !req
1049. All right. Bring me some more ketchup
very quickly, please.Copy !req
1050. - Effects!
- This is gonna look stupid.Copy !req
1051. No, it's not. It's gonna look real.Copy !req
1052. Thank you.Copy !req
1053. You're welcome.Copy !req
1054. Hold this one too, okay?Copy !req
1055. So, what do you think
of Max's latest opus?Copy !req
1056. It's good.Copy !req
1057. But let's hope it's got a happy ending.Copy !req
1058. Adios, Esposito.Copy !req
1059. Adios, Sarge.Copy !req
1060. Say a prayer for Surf Boy...Copy !req
1061. wherever he is.Copy !req
1062. Semper fi, soldier. Semper fi.Copy !req
1063. Sic transit gloria.Copy !req
1064. Maybe we'll meet again someday...Copy !req
1065. when the fighting stops.Copy !req
1066. Tag 'em and bag 'em, cherries!
We're movin' out!Copy !req
1067. Hello, Esposito.Copy !req
1068. Will you marry me, Le-Chahn?Copy !req
1069. You bet I will.Copy !req
1070. That's my son.
That's my Maxie.Copy !req
1071. I just didn't expect to see you here.Copy !req
1072. Did Max send you an invitation?Copy !req
1073. Yeah, and he told me to wear a tie.Copy !req
1074. - Congratulations, Max.
- Thank you very much, Mrs. Yang.Copy !req
1075. I, uh, actually wrote a different version
of the play two years ago...Copy !req
1076. but I couldn't get it done
over at Rushmore.Copy !req
1077. - Oh, really? Why?
- Too political?Copy !req
1078. No, a kid got his finger blown off
during rehearsals.Copy !req
1079. A very good evening
to you, Fischers. Hi.Copy !req
1080. Miss Cross, I'd like for you
to meet my father, Bert Fischer.Copy !req
1081. He's a barber.Copy !req
1082. This is my friend, Rosemary Cross.Copy !req
1083. - Hello, Rosemary.
- Nice to meet you at last, Bert.Copy !req
1084. Of course you know Mr. Blume.Copy !req
1085. I'd also like everyone
to meet Mr. And Mrs. Yang.Copy !req
1086. - This is Margaret.
- Hello, Margaret.Copy !req
1087. It's nice to meet you, Miss Cross.Copy !req
1088. I'm surprised they let him build
a real campfire on the stage.Copy !req
1089. It's clearly a safety hazard.Copy !req
1090. - Well, last year he tried to raise piranhas.
- Yeah, I know he did.Copy !req
1091. - What did you think, Mr. Little jeans?
- Best play ever, man.Copy !req
1092. I thought it was
a very realistic performance.Copy !req
1093. Yeah? Fischer stepped over
half my bloody lines.Copy !req
1094. That's funny. I didn't notice.Copy !req
1095. Mr. Blume, how are Ronny and Donny
enjoying military school?Copy !req
1096. - They love it.
- Lucky bastards.Copy !req
1097. I understand
you're a neurosurgeon.Copy !req
1098. No, I'm a barber.
But a lot of people make that mistake.Copy !req
1099. You were incredible tonight, Margaret.Copy !req
1100. - You were that poor girl.
- Thank you.Copy !req
1101. I loved it when you grabbed onto the bottom
of the chopper as it was taking off.Copy !req
1102. - That was totally improvised.
- I know.Copy !req
1103. - Can I ask you a question?
- Of course.Copy !req
1104. Can you do an Australian accent?Copy !req
1105. I'm working on something
that's set in the outback.Copy !req
1106. I really feel like celebrating, you know?Copy !req
1107. Would you care to dance?Copy !req
1108. Oh, yes, I-I would love to.Copy !req
1109. - Great.
- Come on.Copy !req
1110. You're looking good, Bert.Copy !req
1111. Hello, Mr. Blume.Copy !req
1112. Hello, Margaret. May I cut in?Copy !req
1113. I haven't had a chance to cut a rug
with your new girlfriend yet.Copy !req
1114. Ah, new girlfriend.Copy !req
1115. Yes, I am.Copy !req
1116. Find your own dance partner, Mr. Blume.
I'm spoken for.Copy !req
1117. No, it's okay.Copy !req
1118. He's my friend.Copy !req
1119. Well... you pulled it off.Copy !req
1120. Yeah, it went okay.Copy !req
1121. At least nobody got hurt.Copy !req
1122. Except you.Copy !req
1123. No, I didn't get hurt that bad.Copy !req
1124. Come on, you two. Shake a leg.Copy !req
1125. Would you like to dance?Copy !req
1126. Yeah, but - Here, let's see if the deejay
can play something with a little more -Copy !req
1127. Reuben!Copy !req