1. Whoo!Copy !req
2. What the hell are you doing?Copy !req
3. What the hell?Copy !req
4. I didn't tell you to go!
Goddamn!Copy !req
5. - It was him!
- That was you!Copy !req
6. Shit! Oh, man!Copy !req
7. Ain't nobody listenin' today.Copy !req
8. Ladies, you just dented
a '81 Cutlass Supreme.Copy !req
9. I need to see your license
and registration.Copy !req
10. Brother, you OK? You cool?Copy !req
11. Ten minutes.
Doors open on my signal.Copy !req
12. I'm glad you're here, Lee.Copy !req
13. I always feel better
with you watching my back.Copy !req
14. I'm just doing my job,
Mr. Ambassador.Copy !req
15. Stay close today, Lee.Copy !req
16. We're making history.Copy !req
17. This is bullshit!
Do you know who I am?Copy !req
18. My family owns
half of Rodeo Drive.Copy !req
19. Do you know who I am?Copy !req
20. Detective James Carter, LAPD.Copy !req
21. My family owns half of
Crenshaw Boulevard.Copy !req
22. I want a lawyer.Copy !req
23. You need a personal trainer.Copy !req
24. This license says 180 pounds.Copy !req
25. You weigh more than
the damn car, girl.Copy !req
26. - I have a thyroid condition.
- Well, stop eating thyroids.Copy !req
27. Look, can't you just,
like give us a warning or something?Copy !req
28. That depends.
You girls like Chinese?Copy !req
29. Excuse me.Copy !req
30. Carter.Copy !req
31. Lee, we are on for tonight.Copy !req
32. I just picked up two girls who wanna
play hide the little Asian policeman.Copy !req
33. I can't talk now. I'm in the car
with Ambassador Han.Copy !req
34. Trust me, these girls
are sushi grade.Copy !req
35. - We gotta hit this!
- I have to go. I'm sorry.Copy !req
36. You're still mad at me, aren't you?Copy !req
37. You're mad because of what happened
when we was in New York.Copy !req
38. I don't want to talk about that.Copy !req
39. It was three years ago.
When you gonna let it go?Copy !req
40. Let it go? Isabella was my girlfriend.Copy !req
41. Lee, we're friends, man.Copy !req
42. Just come out with me one night.Copy !req
43. The mu shu's on me.Copy !req
44. Lee!Copy !req
45. Ha.Copy !req
46. My mom says hi.Copy !req
47. World Criminal CourtCopy !req
48. The Chinese triads now have
half a million members...Copy !req
49. in over 100 countries.Copy !req
50. And these are not street kids shaking down
local merchants.Copy !req
51. These are businessmen who have built
a $50 billion empire...Copy !req
52. of extortion, drugs,
sex and slavery.Copy !req
53. We must cut off the head of this snake
before it swallows us whole.Copy !req
54. As chairman of
the World Criminal Court...Copy !req
55. I have entrusted my good friend
Ambassador Han to lead the fight...Copy !req
56. against the largest criminal
organization in the world.Copy !req
57. - Thank you.
- Thank you.Copy !req
58. Chairman Reynard,
ladies and gentlemen.Copy !req
59. The triad society
is built on secrecy.Copy !req
60. Nobody knows who these men are,
who controls them, who leads them.Copy !req
61. Nobody has known for 500 years.Copy !req
62. But today, I stand before you
with a secret of my own.Copy !req
63. Today, I will disclose information
that affects everyone in this room.Copy !req
64. After years of searching,
I believe I've finally located Shy Shen.Copy !req
65. Mr. Ambassador,
Shy Shen does not exist.Copy !req
66. Excuse me, who is this Shy Shen?Copy !req
67. With all due respect, sir, I le...Copy !req
68. Everybody down!Copy !req
69. Call an ambulance!Copy !req
70. Someone get a doctor.Copy !req
71. Ambassador down,
Ambassador down.Copy !req
72. Stay with him.Copy !req
73. Yugh!Copy !req
74. Uh-uh-uh. Keepin' these
till I see you tonight.Copy !req
75. Attention all units, shots have been fired
at the World Criminal Court building.Copy !req
76. The Chinese Ambassador
has been shot.Copy !req
77. Chinese Ambassador?
Move your asses over.Copy !req
78. - Move over!
- What? Whoa. Shit!Copy !req
79. What're you doing?Copy !req
80. Lee!Copy !req
81. - Where the hell is he goin'?
- Ah!Copy !req
82. LAPD! Get the hell outta the way!Copy !req
83. People are crazy.Copy !req
84. I'm-a give your ass a ticket
when I come back!Copy !req
85. Lee, I'm comin'!Copy !req
86. Ugh!Copy !req
87. Don't move!Copy !req
88. Hello, Lee.Copy !req
89. Don't move, Kenji.Copy !req
90. Lee, what're you waiting for?
Shoot me!Copy !req
91. Maybe this will help.Copy !req
92. Drop the gun or I'll shoot!Copy !req
93. I think we both know
that's not gonna happen.Copy !req
94. Kenji!Copy !req
95. You see?
I know you too well.Copy !req
96. Aaaah!Copy !req
97. - Ugh!
- Aaaah!Copy !req
98. - Ungh.
- Lee, you OK?Copy !req
99. We almost killed your ass.
Why you didn't move?Copy !req
100. Ohh.Copy !req
101. I'd like for you to meet our dates
for this evenin'. Masha and Zoe.Copy !req
102. Urgh.Copy !req
103. Fat one's yours.Copy !req
104. How many times
do you want me to say it? I'm sorry.Copy !req
105. I'm sorry I ran you over, man. Damn!Copy !req
106. - Not now, Carter.
- Aww.Copy !req
107. All right, hold it right there.
Don't say a word, Carter.Copy !req
108. Captain Diel, I had nothin'
to do with this.Copy !req
109. All I did was borrow a car,
backed up Lee.Copy !req
110. Tell him, partner.Copy !req
111. I need to see Ambassador Han.Copy !req
112. The Ambassador
is just out of surgery.Copy !req
113. The bullet missed his heart.
He's gonna be OK.Copy !req
114. Captain, you have to give me
back my shield...Copy !req
115. and put me on this case.
I made one little mistake.Copy !req
116. - Take a brother off the bench.
- One little mistake?Copy !req
117. You handcuffed two women
and stole their car.Copy !req
118. Isn't that why we have insurance?Copy !req
119. Everyone has
an off day, Captain.Copy !req
120. Last month you put
six Iranians in jail for a week!Copy !req
121. You and I both know
them Iranians was terrorists.Copy !req
122. They were scientists at UCLA!Copy !req
123. Big deal.Copy !req
124. 'Cause they cure cancer in rats...Copy !req
125. that doesn't mean
they won't blow shit up.Copy !req
126. Let me find the person
who shot Ambassador Han.Copy !req
127. Relax, Carter. The LAPD won't be leading
this investigation.Copy !req
128. The Ambassador
is my responsibility.Copy !req
129. Well, then maybe you could
tell me exactly how that shooter got away.Copy !req
130. Thought so.Copy !req
131. The Ambassador's daughter
is coming to see her father right now.Copy !req
132. Make sure nothing happens to her.Copy !req
133. Don't worry, Captain,
we're gonna make you proud.Copy !req
134. And try not to think about
your wife leaving you.Copy !req
135. She'll come back.Copy !req
136. Soo Yung's here?Copy !req
137. I haven't seen her
since she was ten years old.Copy !req
138. She lives in Los Angeles now.Copy !req
139. Let's go to the gift shop
and get her a little teddy bear.Copy !req
140. And a bra.Copy !req
141. - Lee!
- Soo Yung.Copy !req
142. I'm so glad you're here.Copy !req
143. - Detective Carter.
- Soo Yung.Copy !req
144. - It's been so long.
- So long, Soo Yung.Copy !req
145. So... So young.Copy !req
146. - How is he?
- He's out of surgery.Copy !req
147. They said he'll be OK.Copy !req
148. Soo Yung, I'm sorry.Copy !req
149. It was my fault.
I didn't get to him fast enough.Copy !req
150. I want you both
to promise me something.Copy !req
151. I want you to find the man
who did this to him.Copy !req
152. I want you to find him because
I don't think he'll stop...Copy !req
153. until my father is dead.Copy !req
154. Soo Yung.Copy !req
155. I need to hear you say it.Copy !req
156. OK, I promise.Copy !req
157. And so do I.Copy !req
158. Thank you.Copy !req
159. Soo Yung, your father was addressing
the court before he was shot.Copy !req
160. Two weeks ago, my father
mailed me an envelope.Copy !req
161. He said if anything ever
happened to him...Copy !req
162. - I should give it to you.
- Where is it?Copy !req
163. I put it in my locker
at the kung-fu studio where I teach.Copy !req
164. It's at 8347 First Street...Copy !req
165. Chinatown.Copy !req
166. Go home, Carter.
This has nothing to do with you.Copy !req
167. I made Soo Yung a promise,
the same as you.Copy !req
168. This is the business of China.Copy !req
169. Well, for your information,
I'm part Chinese now.Copy !req
170. That's right, Lee.
For the last three years I've studied...Copy !req
171. the ancient teachings of Buddha,
earning two black belts...Copy !req
172. in wushu martial arts,
spending every afternoon...Copy !req
173. at the Hong Kong Garden massage parlour
on Pico and Bundy.Copy !req
174. I am half-Chinese, baby.Copy !req
175. If you're half-Chinese,
I'm half-black.Copy !req
176. I'm your brother and I'm fly.
You down with that, Snoopy?Copy !req
177. That's dope, isn't it?Copy !req
178. Sorry, Lee, you can't be black.
There's a height requirement.Copy !req
179. Same as riding the Matterhorn.Copy !req
180. Go home, Carter.Copy !req
181. I can't leave you, Lee.Copy !req
182. Can't leave my brother.Copy !req
183. All right, listen up!
I need everyone's attention.Copy !req
184. I'm Detective Carter,
this is Inspector Lee.Copy !req
185. We need to see Soo Yung's
locker right now.Copy !req
186. No one's allowed in the back
without the master's permission.Copy !req
187. Maybe you didn't hear me.
We need to see that locker.Copy !req
188. - I'm sorry.
- Wait. Carter.Copy !req
189. Lee, I got this.Copy !req
190. Hey! Heh heh. Kids.Copy !req
191. Listen. Violence will solve nothin'.Copy !req
192. Now, as the Chinese say, all great battles
are won without fightin'.Copy !req
193. - Sorry.
- OK?Copy !req
194. I don't know him.Copy !req
195. Now, let's just calm down
and put this...Copy !req
196. - Haa!
- Ow!Copy !req
197. God da...Copy !req
198. OK...Copy !req
199. I tried talkin'.Copy !req
200. Hoo! Now I'm about to beat
the puberty out of y'all.Copy !req
201. You ain't gonna see it comin'.
You ain't gonna see it comin', come on!Copy !req
202. Waaa! Whoo!Copy !req
203. Runnin' for your lives.Copy !req
204. About time y'all showed
some respect around here.Copy !req
205. - Huh?
- Carter, wait for the master.Copy !req
206. Whoa! Damn!Copy !req
207. Heh, I'm sorry, man.
I thought this was the bathroom.Copy !req
208. Sorry.Copy !req
209. Lee, I got a big problem, man.Copy !req
210. This boy's on steroids.
He got a head like Barry Bonds.Copy !req
211. - Oh, no.
- Come on, man.Copy !req
212. - Aaaah!
- Aaaaah!Copy !req
213. Ah!Copy !req
214. Carter, are you OK?Copy !req
215. Lee, Lee, get him, Lee!Copy !req
216. Ooh!Copy !req
217. Ahhh! Ah!Copy !req
218. Ah!Copy !req
219. Urgh!Copy !req
220. Lee, let's get the hell outta...Copy !req
221. Aah! My bunions!Copy !req
222. Yah! Hyah! Mm! Ungh!Copy !req
223. - Grr! Rargh!
- Ha ha ha.Copy !req
224. Urgh! Whoo!Copy !req
225. Oh! Aaaah!Copy !req
226. Come on, man, let me go.
I love Chinese people!Copy !req
227. Aaaah!Copy !req
228. Wait. I don't...Copy !req
229. Ah!Copy !req
230. Urgh!Copy !req
231. How do you say "surrender"
in Chinese?Copy !req
232. Aaaah!Copy !req
233. OK. I'm about to slice you up
like a giant California roll!Copy !req
234. Raaah!Copy !req
235. - Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
- Ha ha ha. Funny black man.Copy !req
236. Ooh... Oh! Shit!Copy !req
237. I'm not playin' no more.Copy !req
238. Ahh!Copy !req
239. Aaah!Copy !req
240. - Lee, let go!
- Carter!Copy !req
241. Grrrrr!Copy !req
242. Down! Put us down!Copy !req
243. Let me down! I'm sorry!Copy !req
244. - Aaaaah!
- I'm sorry, man!Copy !req
245. How the hell did we
get in this mess?Copy !req
246. - Ugh!
- Agh!Copy !req
247. May I help you?Copy !req
248. We'll be asking
the questions, old man.Copy !req
249. - Who are you?
- Yu.Copy !req
250. - No, not me. You.
- Yes, I am Yu.Copy !req
251. Just answer the damn questions.Copy !req
252. - Who are you?
- I have told you.Copy !req
253. - Are you deaf?
- No, Yu is blind.Copy !req
254. I'm not blind, you blind.Copy !req
255. - That is what I just said.
- You just said what?Copy !req
256. - I did not say what, I said Yu.
- That's what I'm asking you.Copy !req
257. - And Yu is answering.
- Shut up!Copy !req
258. - You!
- Yes?Copy !req
259. Not you, him!Copy !req
260. - What's your name?
- Mi.Copy !req
261. - Yes, you!
- I am Mi.Copy !req
262. He is Mi, and I am Yu.Copy !req
263. And I'm about to whup your old ass, man,
'cause I'm sick of playin' games!Copy !req
264. You, me, everybody's ass
around here! Him!Copy !req
265. - Carter, Carter.
- I'm-a kick his ass.Copy !req
266. - I'm sick of this.
- Carter, let me handle this.Copy !req
267. - Lee. No, Lee. No!
- Carter!Copy !req
268. Go.Copy !req
269. My name is Inspector Lee.
We have a key to Soo Yung's locker.Copy !req
270. Some men came here this morning.
They had guns.Copy !req
271. They emptied her locker.
I could not stop them.Copy !req
272. You must go to her at once.Copy !req
273. Why?Copy !req
274. They said she would end up like her father.Copy !req
275. Let's go.Copy !req
276. I don't know what the hell
you feedin' him...Copy !req
277. - but he is too damn big!
- Carter. Go.Copy !req
278. Where is everyone?Copy !req
279. Where's all the damn cops?Copy !req
280. - Lee.
- Where's security?Copy !req
281. They were called away.Copy !req
282. W... What's wrong?Copy !req
283. Carter.Copy !req
284. Aw, this ain't good.Copy !req
285. They're coming for him.Copy !req
286. What do we do?Copy !req
287. No.Copy !req
288. No!Copy !req
289. Don't move, or I'll
blow your ass cheeks off.Copy !req
290. Get back.Copy !req
291. Ugh!Copy !req
292. Who sent you?Copy !req
293. Oh!Copy !req
294. Don't move!Copy !req
295. Lee, throw me a gun!Copy !req
296. - Huh?
- Throw me a gun!Copy !req
297. - Damn, Lee!
- Huh?Copy !req
298. Lee! I thought you had my back!Copy !req
299. Aaaaaah!Copy !req
300. Ugh!Copy !req
301. Soo Yung, one more!Copy !req
302. Hyah!Copy !req
303. Aaaaah!Copy !req
304. Lee, I'm in trouble!
I need some assistance.Copy !req
305. Here.Copy !req
306. It's empty.Copy !req
307. What?Copy !req
308. Hah!Copy !req
309. You see? I always got your back.Copy !req
310. Why the hell you give me
an empty gun, then?Copy !req
311. I didn't know.Copy !req
312. You almost got me killed, Lee.Copy !req
313. - Ah! Ahh!
- Who are you? Who sent you?Copy !req
314. What the hell is that?Copy !req
315. I think he's speaking French.Copy !req
316. French? What kind of
Chinaman speak French?Copy !req
317. Tell him to stop playin' around
and talk right.Copy !req
318. How can I tell him?
I don't speak French.Copy !req
319. Ah!Copy !req
320. Talk right, man.Copy !req
321. No! You're Asian.
Stop humiliatin' yourself.Copy !req
322. Shut the hell up.
Shut up. Come here.Copy !req
323. We're gonna need a few minutes
alone with this guy.Copy !req
324. Find someone here
who speaks French, please.Copy !req
325. Speak English!Copy !req
326. Uh, this is Sister Agnes
from the chapel upstairs.Copy !req
327. She speaks fluent French
and has agreed to interpret for you.Copy !req
328. Sister, we appreciate you doin' this.Copy !req
329. My pleasure.Copy !req
330. Sister Agnes,
please ask who sent him.Copy !req
331. He says you're both making
a big mistake.Copy !req
332. That one day soon
you'll beg for mercy.Copy !req
333. He also said...Copy !req
334. What?Copy !req
335. Please, Sister, we have to know.Copy !req
336. There's lives at stake.Copy !req
337. Well, he used the N-word.Copy !req
338. What? The N-word?Copy !req
339. - You tell this little motherf...
- Carter!Copy !req
340. She's a nun.Copy !req
341. Sister, you tell this piece of S-word
that I will personally F-word him up.Copy !req
342. Did he say "Negro"?Copy !req
343. He used the N-word again, but this time
he mentioned your grandmother.Copy !req
344. You tell him
that his mama's a H!Copy !req
345. Carter, I believe "whore" is
spelled with a W.Copy !req
346. Right. W. And his sister's a W.Copy !req
347. And his grandmama's
a two-big W...Copy !req
348. who makes double
'cause she got no teeth!Copy !req
349. You tell him I said that.Copy !req
350. Did he say it again?Copy !req
351. No. This time he called...Copy !req
352. this gentleman a word
that means "cat"...Copy !req
353. and another word that rhymes
with "maggot."Copy !req
354. What?Copy !req
355. Well, you tell him he's an A.W.Copy !req
356. Uh, Lee,
"hole" is spelled with a H.Copy !req
357. I have a dictionary upstairs.Copy !req
358. Just call him an asshole.Copy !req
359. He says you've both been marked
for death, like Han and the girl.Copy !req
360. Ooh. Sister, turn your back.
You don't want to see this.Copy !req
361. Who is Shy Shen
and how do we find him?Copy !req
362. Tell us right now or I'll cut your B's off
and shove 'em in your mouth.Copy !req
363. - His beads?
- His beads, Sister.Copy !req
364. His hairy, stinkin' beads.Copy !req
365. Tell me somethin' now.Copy !req
366. Lee, give me the gun.
Give me the gun, Lee.Copy !req
367. It's over, brother. It's over. OK.Copy !req
368. Who is Shy Shen?Copy !req
369. What did he say, Sister?Copy !req
370. He said "shoot me."Copy !req
371. Lee, there's no bullets in here.Copy !req
372. - I'm sorry.
- I am trying to kill somebody, man.Copy !req
373. Damn. OK.Copy !req
374. You better tell me
something right now.Copy !req
375. I'll send you right to heaven, man.Copy !req
376. - I don't even care no more.
- Carter.Copy !req
377. I'm marked for death.
I ain't got nothin' to lose.Copy !req
378. That's right, Sister. Call the Lord and tell
him he 'bout to have some company.Copy !req
379. Carter, stop.Copy !req
380. Tell me something!Copy !req
381. - Carter, enough.
- Oh, she's almost done.Copy !req
382. Forgive me, Father,
for I have sinned!Copy !req
383. He says wait!Copy !req
384. - What did he say?
- 50 Franklin D. Roosevelt.Copy !req
385. Geneviève.Copy !req
386. Thank you.Copy !req
387. Nice workin' with ya, Sister.Copy !req
388. Anytime, brother.Copy !req
389. 50 FDR.Copy !req
390. - It's an address.
- It's a wild goose chase.Copy !req
391. Every city in America has
a street named after Roosevelt.Copy !req
392. - And who is Geneviève?
- I don't know.Copy !req
393. Soo Yung, we're getting you
out of here.Copy !req
394. - Why?
- It's not safe for you here.Copy !req
395. I won't leave him.Copy !req
396. We have no choice.Copy !req
397. - Soo Yung.
- Mr. Reynard.Copy !req
398. I'm glad your father is OK.Copy !req
399. My people won't leave his side.Copy !req
400. - You have my word.
- Thank you.Copy !req
401. So, let's go.Copy !req
402. - Ah.
- Wh... Where am I going?Copy !req
403. We're getting out of Los Angeles.
It's not safe for us.Copy !req
404. Just a few days, Soo Yung.
I promise.Copy !req
405. You'll come with me
and my family to Paris.Copy !req
406. OK.Copy !req
407. Wait.Copy !req
408. You made me a promise.Copy !req
409. Don't forget.Copy !req
410. My God.Copy !req
411. We got a assassin in custody
who only speaks French...Copy !req
412. a limo blows up
at the French Consulate...Copy !req
413. and the next meeting of the World Court
is in Paris, two days from now.Copy !req
414. Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?Copy !req
415. Yeah.Copy !req
416. That we go to Fiji,
we hide out for a year...Copy !req
417. maybe change our names,
get jobs as bartenders...Copy !req
418. and I'm-a call you Kiko.Copy !req
419. We have to find Shy Shen
before he finds us.Copy !req
420. We're going to Paris, aren't we?Copy !req
421. Yes. Tonight.Copy !req
422. Did you know the average French woman
is naked 34 percent of the time?Copy !req
423. We are not going there
to meet women.Copy !req
424. You have to forget about her,
and let me hook you up.Copy !req
425. Hook me up?
After what you did to Isabella?Copy !req
426. It was an accident.Copy !req
427. Besides, you never even
slept with her.Copy !req
428. Thanks to you.
It was going to happen.Copy !req
429. But you just had to ruin it.Copy !req
430. What did I do that was so terrible?Copy !req
431. You shot my girlfriend.
In the neck!Copy !req
432. There's nothing else to say.Copy !req
433. It's not like she died.Copy !req
434. So she has droopy eyes.
So she works at El Poco Loco.Copy !req
435. That was temporary.Copy !req
436. As soon as she could blink,
the Secret Service took her back.Copy !req
437. You know what your problem is?
You need to relax, have some fun.Copy !req
438. You have too much rice in your diet.
You're constipated.Copy !req
439. I never should have brought you.Copy !req
440. Face it, you need me, brother.Copy !req
441. I don't need anyone.
And please don't call me brother.Copy !req
442. What is this?Copy !req
443. Underground gentleman's club
in Paris.Copy !req
444. "Club La Passe"? Forget it.Copy !req
445. Check out the address.Copy !req
446. "50 Franklin D... Roosevelt."Copy !req
447. Like I said, you need me.Copy !req
448. 'Scuse me. Can we have one
gefilte fish and some Ex-Lax?Copy !req
449. Where the bags at, man?Copy !req
450. Excuse me, gentlemen.Copy !req
451. Commissaire Revi of the DST.
Would you please come with me?Copy !req
452. Why?Copy !req
453. Just need to ask you
a few questions.Copy !req
454. Oh! Oh! Man!
Goddamn, man!Copy !req
455. Oh! Man, this is by far the worst airport
I ever been to.Copy !req
456. Oh!Copy !req
457. - Ooph!
- Ah, man!Copy !req
458. Now that I have your attention,
why don't you tell me...Copy !req
459. what you cops are looking for
here in Paris.Copy !req
460. I told you, man. We on vacation.Copy !req
461. Just taking in the sights.Copy !req
462. Gentlemen, this is my city...Copy !req
463. and I'm responsible
if two stupid cops come here...Copy !req
464. and get their heads
blown off by the triads.Copy !req
465. Now, I can't force you to leave,
but I can make the suggestion.Copy !req
466. After all, I found this dirty little gun
inside your jacket.Copy !req
467. Which means you could both
do 20 years in my jail.Copy !req
468. Do we understand each other?Copy !req
469. Do we understand each other?Copy !req
470. Excellent. It was wonderful
meeting you both.Copy !req
471. So we can go now?Copy !req
472. This will just take a moment.Copy !req
473. Welcome to Paris.Copy !req
474. Oh, shit.Copy !req
475. Ohh. Ohhh.Copy !req
476. - Ahh.
- Where you go?Copy !req
477. - Ugh.
- 50 Franklin, uh...Copy !req
478. D. Roosevelt.Copy !req
479. No. Get out.Copy !req
480. - What?
- I don't drive his kind.Copy !req
481. - My kind?
- Americans.Copy !req
482. I don't drive Americans.Copy !req
483. - But I'm Chinese.
- Yeah, but you're with him...Copy !req
484. and they're the most
violent people on earth.Copy !req
485. Always starting wars,
always killing people.Copy !req
486. Americans make me sick.Copy !req
487. Look, man, we are not
in the mood for this.Copy !req
488. Me and my partner just got violated
by a small Frenchman.Copy !req
489. Wearing a very large ring.Copy !req
490. You're a pathetic bunch of criminals
who always resort to violence.Copy !req
491. Always push around the little guy.Copy !req
492. Hey, that stuff ain't true.
America's not violent!Copy !req
493. Come on, America is a joke.Copy !req
494. You lost in Vietnam,
you lost in Iraq.Copy !req
495. You can't even beat the Europeans
in basketball anymore.Copy !req
496. The Dream Team is dead.Copy !req
497. Ha ha. I didn't hear you, man.Copy !req
498. Talk about the NBA again,
I dare ya. I double-dare ya.Copy !req
499. Even your skinny women disgust me.Copy !req
500. - Halle Berry.
- Wh...? Aw, hell no.Copy !req
501. Now you done gone too far.Copy !req
502. You want violence,
smelly Frenchman? Huh?Copy !req
503. Do you want violence?
Well, you got it!Copy !req
504. - Carter, put the gun down.
- Say you love America.Copy !req
505. I love America.
Please, don't kill me.Copy !req
506. Sing the national anthem!Copy !req
507. Not that one, man!
Sing the American one.Copy !req
508. Don't know it.Copy !req
509. Wait for us here, George.Copy !req
510. Ooh la la. Lee.Copy !req
511. Carter, stay focused.Copy !req
512. We're looking for Geneviève.Copy !req
513. Let's split up.
I'll take the women.Copy !req
514. Carter. James Carter.Copy !req
515. I know you probably don't understand
a word I'm saying...Copy !req
516. but I gotta tell you...Copy !req
517. you're the most beautiful woman
I ever seen in my life.Copy !req
518. And I'd like to strip you down
and butter you...Copy !req
519. like a slice of Wonder Bread.Copy !req
520. And shave your armpits and pour honey
all over your naked body.Copy !req
521. And for the next two weeks
pretend I was a hungry bear.Copy !req
522. Well, James Carter,
I happen to speak six languages.Copy !req
523. One of 'em English?Copy !req
524. Are you in or out?Copy !req
525. Money plays.Copy !req
526. Sir, it's a thousand-euro minimum.Copy !req
527. How much I'm short?Copy !req
528. 930 euros.Copy !req
529. - Heh.
- It's OK.Copy !req
530. Let him play.Copy !req
531. Thank you.Copy !req
532. Changez.Copy !req
533. - Changez.
- Changez.Copy !req
534. Changez?Copy !req
535. I'm looking for Geneviève.Copy !req
536. Maybe I can help you.Copy !req
537. Do you know what
I hate about cops?Copy !req
538. Even when they're
with a woman...Copy !req
539. they can't stop thinking
about getting their man.Copy !req
540. Who is Shy Shen?Copy !req
541. See what I mean?Copy !req
542. Come upstairs, cop.
I'll give you what you want.Copy !req
543. - Hit me.
- Monsieur, this is baccarat.Copy !req
544. I know that!Copy !req
545. You think I don't know
baccarack when I play it?Copy !req
546. When I was a kid,
me and my friends and I...Copy !req
547. used to hang out in front of
the Magic Johnson Theater...Copy !req
548. and play baccarack all night long.Copy !req
549. Now hit me.Copy !req
550. Three kings.
Read 'em and weep.Copy !req
551. Three kings is a zero.Copy !req
552. You have the worst possible hand.
You lose.Copy !req
553. What?Copy !req
554. Ah, madame has a 7.Copy !req
555. She wins 100,000 euros. Bravo.Copy !req
556. Mr. Carter, it appears you have
brought me luck.Copy !req
557. I'd like to bring you
breakfast in bed.Copy !req
558. Excuse me.Copy !req
559. Way to go, Lee.Copy !req
560. Today, my boy becomes a man.Copy !req
561. Why are you helping me?Copy !req
562. Maybe I'm helping myself.Copy !req
563. How do I find Geneviève?Copy !req
564. I see you like to get right to it.Copy !req
565. Do you know Shy Shen?Copy !req
566. Would you like to know
a secret, cop?Copy !req
567. Yes, please.Copy !req
568. Someone's gonna die here tonight.Copy !req
569. And it's you.Copy !req
570. - Huh! Huh!
- Ugh!Copy !req
571. - Huh!
- Ahh!Copy !req
572. Unh!Copy !req
573. - Unh!
- Ah!Copy !req
574. - Uh!
- Urgh! Ah!Copy !req
575. Ohh! Ah! Oh!Copy !req
576. Ugh! Grrrrr!Copy !req
577. Ohhh!Copy !req
578. Ohhh!Copy !req
579. Ah! Ahhh!Copy !req
580. - Nngh! Guh!
- Oh! Ah!Copy !req
581. - Gnnh!
- Ahhh!Copy !req
582. Come on, crouching tiger,
don't hide that dragon.Copy !req
583. - Uh!
- Aaah!Copy !req
584. Do it, Lee.
You tear that ass up.Copy !req
585. - Ahh!
- Oh, oh!Copy !req
586. You are a super freak!Copy !req
587. Carter!Copy !req
588. Oh!Copy !req
589. - Run!
- Oh!Copy !req
590. - Ahh!
- Sorry.Copy !req
591. - You got a boyfriend?
- Carter!Copy !req
592. Start the car.Copy !req
593. - Start the car!
- Drive fast!Copy !req
594. Carter. Look!Copy !req
595. Uh, George?
We need you to go faster, man.Copy !req
596. No. Forget it.Copy !req
597. You wanna kill me,
then go ahead, kill me.Copy !req
598. - Ahh!
- Drive faster!Copy !req
599. Please! I'm scared!Copy !req
600. George, you watch
American movies?Copy !req
601. - Yeah.
- OK, man. All right.Copy !req
602. Listen, you're a super-spy.Copy !req
603. A super-spy.Copy !req
604. Now drive this cab.Copy !req
605. - Come on.
- OK.Copy !req
606. I'm a super-spy.Copy !req
607. Oh, shit, George. Go!Copy !req
608. - Aah!
- George...Copy !req
609. When I tell you to,
hit the brakes.Copy !req
610. Now!Copy !req
611. Oh, they got guns, Lee!Copy !req
612. - Ungh!
- Ah!Copy !req
613. - Ungh!
- Back up!Copy !req
614. Argh!Copy !req
615. Way to go, George.Copy !req
616. It's OK.Copy !req
617. Uh!Copy !req
618. Aah!Copy !req
619. Hey!Copy !req
620. I got this one.Copy !req
621. Aah!Copy !req
622. Oh! Whoa! He's got my leg!Copy !req
623. Aaaah!Copy !req
624. Lee! God!Copy !req
625. - Aaaaah!
- Hold m...Copy !req
626. Ah!Copy !req
627. Get your own damn cab.Copy !req
628. Ow!Copy !req
629. Lee!Copy !req
630. - Urgh!
- Yah!Copy !req
631. Yeah! Whoa!Copy !req
632. - Ungh!
- Oh!Copy !req
633. The French are neutral!
This is not my fight!Copy !req
634. This is not...!Copy !req
635. Ah! Lee, I'm alive.Copy !req
636. My whole life flashed in front of me.Copy !req
637. In three years I'll be married
to a Chinese woman.Copy !req
638. We had three kids looked just like you,
only a little darker.Copy !req
639. - Carter.
- What?Copy !req
640. Put your hands up.Copy !req
641. What you talkin' 'bout?Copy !req
642. Whoa!Copy !req
643. Some people say the modern world
was invented...Copy !req
644. when the French built
these sewers.Copy !req
645. 10 million gallons pumped
through every hour.Copy !req
646. A marvel that no one ever sees.Copy !req
647. Welcome to Paris, Lee.Copy !req
648. Lee, you know this clown?Copy !req
649. Go on, Lee. Tell him who I am.
Don't be shy.Copy !req
650. Introduce him
to your shyong dih.Copy !req
651. Shyong dih? Your brother?Copy !req
652. He doesn't talk about me much.Copy !req
653. In fact, he's spent his whole life
trying to forget me.Copy !req
654. How would it look if Hong Kong's
great Inspector Lee...Copy !req
655. had a brother on the wrong side
of the law?Copy !req
656. You're not my brother anymore.Copy !req
657. Are you forgetting about Chenzhou?Copy !req
658. Yes, I forgot.Copy !req
659. You spared my life in Los Angeles.Copy !req
660. You should have shot me in that alley.
But you didn't pull the triggerCopy !req
661. because you can't escape your past.Copy !req
662. I didn't kill you
because I'm not an assassin.Copy !req
663. Let me repay the favour, Lee.Copy !req
664. I'll allow you to live
if you promise to leave Paris tonight.Copy !req
665. You got a deal. Thank you
for showin' us the sewer.Copy !req
666. Listen, that's a badass suit.
Let's get the hell outta here.Copy !req
667. What about Han and his daughter?Copy !req
668. There is nothing I can do for them.Copy !req
669. - I have no choice.
- Then I have no choice.Copy !req
670. Well, I guess he's stayin'.
Who wanna take me to the airport?Copy !req
671. We'll always be brothers, Lee.Copy !req
672. In this life and the next.Copy !req
673. Tell me, Kenji, who's Shy Shen?Copy !req
674. Some secrets are worth dying for.Copy !req
675. Oh. OK. A... All right. OK.Copy !req
676. Lee, what the hell is goin' on?Copy !req
677. Go!Copy !req
678. Hey, which way, man?Copy !req
679. - Shit, Lee, it's locked!
- Over here!Copy !req
680. - Lee!
- We have to jump!Copy !req
681. - Ooph.
- Oh, that's the sewer!Copy !req
682. - Hell no, Lee!
- No choice!Copy !req
683. - I'd rather die.
- Come on!Copy !req
684. Oh!Copy !req
685. Shi-I-I-I-I-it!Copy !req
686. I'm gonna kill you, Lee!Copy !req
687. Bonjour. Welcome to
the Plaza Athénée.Copy !req
688. How may I help you?Copy !req
689. It's great to see you again.
It's been too long.Copy !req
690. Yes, far too long, sir.Copy !req
691. Listen, I need a big suite,
two beds, two showers...Copy !req
692. a massage therapist, some new clothes
and a case of Old Spice.Copy !req
693. It's all your fault.
How come you didn't tell me about Kenji?Copy !req
694. It was none of your business.Copy !req
695. In case you missed it, man,
people are tryin' to kill me.Copy !req
696. I'm covered in shit and some French cops
whupped my ass...Copy !req
697. with some Yellow Pages, man.Copy !req
698. So don't tell me it ain't
none of my business.Copy !req
699. You're lucky we're not
in Hong Kong.Copy !req
700. Phone book is twice as big.Copy !req
701. Why you didn't tell me
you had a brother, man?Copy !req
702. Oh, hell, no...Copy !req
703. - Lady.
- Oui?Copy !req
704. This damn dog just pissed on me.Copy !req
705. Good girl.Copy !req
706. You know what I think?Copy !req
707. I think you feel sorry for this guy.Copy !req
708. Maybe Kenji didn't get away in LA.Copy !req
709. Maybe you let him go.Copy !req
710. The yakuza killed his family in Tokyo.
He was sent to China when he was 7.Copy !req
711. He was put in Chenzhou,
the orphanage where I grew up.Copy !req
712. We kept each other alive.Copy !req
713. You protected each other.
And you're still protectin' him.Copy !req
714. I call him shyong dih.Copy !req
715. He was like my brother.Copy !req
716. And then I left him.Copy !req
717. You was adopted.
What choice did you have?Copy !req
718. He ended up on the streets.Copy !req
719. You could never understand.Copy !req
720. I understand, man.
I got a brother.Copy !req
721. My little brother Perry.Copy !req
722. We used to be best friends.
Now we don't even speak.Copy !req
723. He think I tipped off the cops
about his chicken fights in his garage.Copy !req
724. Can you believe that?
My own brother think I'm a snitch.Copy !req
725. Just 'cause my chicken lost
in the semifinals.Copy !req
726. I didn't even really care.Copy !req
727. - Carter.
- Fight was fixed, man.Copy !req
728. My bird was fightin' a chicken
that didn't make his weight.Copy !req
729. And he still went the distance.Copy !req
730. He had a lotta heart.
And he was delicious.Copy !req
731. It's best if I do this on my own.
This fight is personal.Copy !req
732. Lemme help you, man.
I'm-a tell you right now...Copy !req
733. whatever Kenji's
tellin' you, it ain't true.Copy !req
734. - He ain't your brother.
- And you are not my brother.Copy !req
735. Huh.Copy !req
736. Fine.Copy !req
737. I'm not your brother.Copy !req
738. Wow. Holy smokes!Copy !req
739. Okey-dokey, Dr. Jones.
Hold on to your potatoes.Copy !req
740. Yes, I would like to order
some fried chicken, please.Copy !req
741. Oh, and some sweet-potato pie.Copy !req
742. Merci.Copy !req
743. Enjoy your mu shu, sir.Copy !req
744. - Merci.
- Goodbye.Copy !req
745. Hm. "Geneviève."Copy !req
746. Phew.Copy !req
747. - Oh.
- Hello, Inspector.Copy !req
748. Minister Reynard.Copy !req
749. They want to kill me.
Me and my family.Copy !req
750. A dozen agents
from the French secret police...Copy !req
751. have already been murdered...
only this last month.Copy !req
752. We are at war with the triads,
right here in my own city.Copy !req
753. Who is Shy Shen?Copy !req
754. Ah, Shy Shen... uh...
Shy Shen is not a person.Copy !req
755. It's a list.Copy !req
756. - A list?
- Yes.Copy !req
757. Every 5 years, the triad bosses
come together...Copy !req
758. for an election, and during that ceremony
they choose the men...Copy !req
759. who will lead the triads.Copy !req
760. - Dragon heads.
- Yes.Copy !req
761. 13 dragon heads who will control...Copy !req
762. the largest criminal organization
in the world.Copy !req
763. And their 13 names are inscribed
on the list known as Shy Shen.Copy !req
764. A list which has been handed
down and kept secret...Copy !req
765. from generation to generation.Copy !req
766. If the names on that list
were ever to get out...Copy !req
767. well, the secret society
wouldn't be so secret anymore...Copy !req
768. and they would all end up in jail,
or dead.Copy !req
769. And the list is somewhere in Paris?Copy !req
770. A young lady named Geneviève
made contact with Ambassador Han...Copy !req
771. and we believe she knows where it is.Copy !req
772. I'm asking for your help, Inspector.Copy !req
773. Finish what Ambassador Han started.Copy !req
774. Get to the girl before the triads do
and you'll get Shy Shen.Copy !req
775. Ha ha ha!Copy !req
776. Ca va, oui, oui, voulez-vous.Copy !req
777. I don't understand.
Who are you?Copy !req
778. - Who am I?
- Oui.Copy !req
779. I'm Bubbles.
The new costume designer!Copy !req
780. Has anyone seen Geneviève?Copy !req
781. Uh, she has her own
dressing room.Copy !req
782. Ah.Copy !req
783. Wait. Bubbles.Copy !req
784. Uh, do we look OK?Copy !req
785. No. No, no.Copy !req
786. These costumes are terrible!Copy !req
787. Ladies, please, we have work to do!Copy !req
788. First, I will dress the blondes.Copy !req
789. And then...Copy !req
790. the brunettes.Copy !req
791. And finally...Copy !req
792. the hybrids.Copy !req
793. The Lord have truly bless you all
with tremendous talent...Copy !req
794. trust me.Copy !req
795. And some of you have
what I like to call...Copy !req
796. silver-dollar potential.Copy !req
797. Lee! What you doin' here?Copy !req
798. What are you doing here?Copy !req
799. - I found Geneviève.
- So did I.Copy !req
800. - They're gonna kill her.
- What?Copy !req
801. - Lee, you get the lights, I'll get the girl.
- Oh.Copy !req
802. - Your life is in danger.
- What the hell's going on?Copy !req
803. You step into that spotlight,
it's the last step you ever gonna take.Copy !req
804. They're gonna kill you right now.Copy !req
805. James Carter, LAPD.Copy !req
806. Sorry, James.
It's time for my solo.Copy !req
807. You gotta come with me now, girl.Copy !req
808. Get your hands off me!Copy !req
809. We are friends of Ambassador Han.Copy !req
810. Trust us, girl.Copy !req
811. Taxi.Copy !req
812. Taxi!Copy !req
813. - Get in.
- It's George!Copy !req
814. Go, go, go.Copy !req
815. I've been looking for you
all day, my friend.Copy !req
816. We need to talk.Copy !req
817. Forget it, George.
We're not paying for any damages.Copy !req
818. Oh, no, no, no.
I don't want you to pay.Copy !req
819. I wanna ask if I could
drive you full time no charge.Copy !req
820. Why you want to drive us?Copy !req
821. Today was amazing.
The guns, the shooting.Copy !req
822. Now I understand
what it is to be an American.Copy !req
823. Please, I'm begging you.
Let me be your driver.Copy !req
824. Let me kill someone tonight!Copy !req
825. You'll never be an American, OK?Copy !req
826. I'll drink this shit all day if I have to.Copy !req
827. Just give me a chance.Copy !req
828. All right, fine.
Get us to the Plaza, fast.Copy !req
829. You got it, boss.Copy !req
830. Hold on.Copy !req
831. So you think she stole this
Shy Shen list from the triads?Copy !req
832. Only one way to find out.Copy !req
833. You thinking what I'm thinking?Copy !req
834. We need her to talk.
Get her relaxed.Copy !req
835. Maybe open up some wine
from the minibar.Copy !req
836. Wow.Copy !req
837. Maybe we should put on
a dirty movie.Copy !req
838. - Lee!
- Only 9.95.Copy !req
839. This our chance to find Shy Shen.Copy !req
840. I'm goin' in.Copy !req
841. What's wrong with you?Copy !req
842. Wait, let me go with you.Copy !req
843. Some things a man has to do
on his own.Copy !req
844. You OK?Copy !req
845. Kenji must have figured out
what I've done.Copy !req
846. I'm as good as dead.Copy !req
847. You stole the list, didn't you?
You tried to sell it to Han?Copy !req
848. You don't get it.
I'm one of them.Copy !req
849. And if I'm dead, you're dead.Copy !req
850. Hey, we're safe.
No one knows we're here.Copy !req
851. Just relax.Copy !req
852. No one is safe.Copy !req
853. I'm marked.Copy !req
854. Trust me.Copy !req
855. Now why should I trust you?Copy !req
856. As the Chinese say...Copy !req
857. What does that mean?Copy !req
858. "A donkey's lips will not fit
on a horse's mouth."Copy !req
859. I'm not sure how that applies.Copy !req
860. Well, I was just thinking
you had nice lips.Copy !req
861. That's all.Copy !req
862. You saved my life today.
Thank you, Carter.Copy !req
863. Oh, please. Call me James.Copy !req
864. Or Stallion.Copy !req
865. No one's saved me
in a long time.Copy !req
866. How can I repay you?Copy !req
867. You got 20 bucks?Copy !req
868. How 'bout ten?Copy !req
869. Oh, man. Mmm.Copy !req
870. - James.
- What?Copy !req
871. - I'm bad.
- I'm bad too.Copy !req
872. I'm a bad girl.Copy !req
873. Hallelujah!Copy !req
874. Oh, yeah.
That's it, baby. Yeah. Uh-oh.Copy !req
875. Ha ha. Oh, yeah. That's it, baby.Copy !req
876. Oh, yeah. Bite that ear.
Punish that ear.Copy !req
877. Do what you wanna do.Copy !req
878. Oh, baby... Whoa, whoa,
whoa, wait a minute.Copy !req
879. My nipples are sensitive.
Be careful down there.Copy !req
880. I've never been with
an American man before.Copy !req
881. Neither have I.Copy !req
882. I feel so safe with you.
Do you want me?Copy !req
883. Ha. How you say "Twice now
and once in the shower" in French?Copy !req
884. Wait here. I'm going
to the bathroom.Copy !req
885. Make myself more comfortable.Copy !req
886. You need some matches?Copy !req
887. Don't move.
I'll be right back.Copy !req
888. Hello, room service?Copy !req
889. Send me up a bottle of honey
and some Red Bull.Copy !req
890. Do you like it?Copy !req
891. No wonder Lance Armstrong
came all the way here to ride a bike.Copy !req
892. Merci beaucoup.Copy !req
893. Oui, baby, oui!Copy !req
894. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
895. Voulez... vous
coucher avec moi, baby?Copy !req
896. Je t'aime.Copy !req
897. Voulez-vous.Copy !req
898. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
899. Je t'aime, baby, je t'aime!Copy !req
900. Freeze! Don't move!Copy !req
901. Ah! Shit! Damn!Copy !req
902. - I'm shot.
- It's OK, it's OK.Copy !req
903. It's just a flesh wound.
It's OK. Gen...Copy !req
904. Geneviève, Geneviève,
let me help you.Copy !req
905. - Let me help you, baby.
- I'm terribly sorry.Copy !req
906. - I'm OK.
- Where you going?Copy !req
907. Je... Damn.Copy !req
908. So we even now, huh?
Is that it?Copy !req
909. I shoot your girl,
you shoot my girl?Copy !req
910. I was trying to save your life.Copy !req
911. Well, you couldn't wait five minutes?Copy !req
912. We... We was about to
make love, man!Copy !req
913. And you ruin it.Copy !req
914. They will be coming for us.
We have to get out of here now.Copy !req
915. You hear that?
We have to get out of here now.Copy !req
916. - Damn, Lee! Damn you.
- Sorry.Copy !req
917. Next time I'm getting
my own damn room.Copy !req
918. Get them out, George.Copy !req
919. These people are danger,
they're bleeding.Copy !req
920. How can you bring them
to our home?Copy !req
921. Paulette, there is something
you should know.Copy !req
922. I'm not what you think I am.Copy !req
923. Are you telling me you're gay?Copy !req
924. I'm trying tell you... I'm an American spy.Copy !req
925. Ha. You a spy?Copy !req
926. Yes, I'm working undercover
with the police.Copy !req
927. We're about to crack a big case!Copy !req
928. Shut your mouth, George.
Not another word.Copy !req
929. You're a stupid cab driver,
like your father was a stupid cab driver.Copy !req
930. What kind of case could you crack?Copy !req
931. Can't talk about it.Copy !req
932. From this moment on, don't ever ask me
about my business!Copy !req
933. Come with me, schmuck. Now.Copy !req
934. We need to get out of the city.Copy !req
935. We're not going anywhere till you tell us
exactly what's going on.Copy !req
936. Did you steal that list
from the triads?Copy !req
937. Geneviève, we cannot help you
until you tell us the truth.Copy !req
938. Where is Shy Shen?Copy !req
939. It's right here.Copy !req
940. Holy mother of Jesus!
She's a man.Copy !req
941. I went to second base
with a damn Frenchman.Copy !req
942. It's The Crying Games.Copy !req
943. I'm Brokeback Carter. Oh, God.Copy !req
944. I'm not a man. It's just a wig.Copy !req
945. You sure about that? Huh?Copy !req
946. Lee, go over there
and check the hardware.Copy !req
947. If she got anything in her bag
bigger than a three-iron...Copy !req
948. we gonna beat his ass!Copy !req
949. I'm a woman, James.
A woman who needs a way out.Copy !req
950. You have to help me.Copy !req
951. - You have Shy Shen?
- No.Copy !req
952. I am Shy Shen.Copy !req
953. In ancient times, when the triads
would select new leaders...Copy !req
954. they would secretly tattoo
the names onto a woman...Copy !req
955. a woman who could carry
the list of Shy Shen...Copy !req
956. to the 35 provinces of China.Copy !req
957. When her journey ended
and the new leaders were informed...Copy !req
958. the woman would be beheaded
and buried forever.Copy !req
959. No records, no witnesses.Copy !req
960. What type of tradition is that?Copy !req
961. Have these guys ever heard of
a damn fax machine?Copy !req
962. Kenji made me do it,
said it was a great honour.Copy !req
963. I wanted to do it for him.
For the brotherhood.Copy !req
964. Then why did you
send the names to Han?Copy !req
965. Because I thought the World Court
could protect me.Copy !req
966. But now I see... nobody can.Copy !req
967. You are messed up
in some weird shit, lady.Copy !req
968. I mean man.
Whatever the hell you are.Copy !req
969. I'm a woman!Copy !req
970. And they will send a army to kill me.
To protect their way.Copy !req
971. You know what?
We can't fight no army, Lee.Copy !req
972. Who gonna protect me? I mean us?Copy !req
973. I know a place.Copy !req
974. I won't be here
when you come out. I'm sorry.Copy !req
975. My wife says I can't be a spy,
that I have to be home for dinner.Copy !req
976. The truth is I'm a driver.
Nothing more.Copy !req
977. This is my destiny.Copy !req
978. I will never know what it's like
to be an American.Copy !req
979. Never know what it feels like
to kill for no reason.Copy !req
980. George, it's OK.Copy !req
981. Thank you.Copy !req
982. Au revoir. And good luck.Copy !req
983. - Au revoir.
- Bye, George.Copy !req
984. Minister Reynard.Copy !req
985. We have it.Copy !req
986. The Shy Shen list?
This is incredible.Copy !req
987. Some people said it was a myth.Copy !req
988. Naw, it's no myth.
I've seen it. Felt it.Copy !req
989. Kissed it.
But I didn't French-kiss it.Copy !req
990. You do understand
how dangerous this is?Copy !req
991. I was gonna use protection.Copy !req
992. Can we go to the police?Copy !req
993. The triads control
too many of them here.Copy !req
994. We have to get you
out of the country.Copy !req
995. Now, my dear...Copy !req
996. would you mind taking off that wig
and showing us Shy Shen?Copy !req
997. We never told him she was the list.Copy !req
998. Look at that. 13 names linked
to centuries of tradition.Copy !req
999. The only real proof
that their secret world exists.Copy !req
1000. Ugh!Copy !req
1001. Geneviève, get their guns.Copy !req
1002. I told you he was bad.
Didn't I tell you?Copy !req
1003. No.Copy !req
1004. Well, I was thinkin' it.Copy !req
1005. The explosion at the embassy.Copy !req
1006. As head of
the World Criminal Court...Copy !req
1007. it would make sense
for me to be a target.Copy !req
1008. Why did you come to my room?Copy !req
1009. Geneviève was going to be killed.Copy !req
1010. Having you die in the crossfire
would put an end to the investigation.Copy !req
1011. Now, it will end another way.Copy !req
1012. Ha ha. It's over, Reynard.Copy !req
1013. You know what it's like
for old men in prison?Copy !req
1014. They call you "pops."
They make you work in the library.Copy !req
1015. Your best friend? Gonna be a mouse.Copy !req
1016. I'm not going to prison.Copy !req
1017. You have a phone call, Inspector.Copy !req
1018. Hello, brother.Copy !req
1019. I'd like to make a trade.Copy !req
1020. Some friends of mine came across
something in Los Angeles.Copy !req
1021. Something very valuable.Copy !req
1022. Lee.Copy !req
1023. Help me, please.Copy !req
1024. Do we understand each other?Copy !req
1025. What do you want?Copy !req
1026. Shy Shen.Copy !req
1027. You and Geneviève
will meet me alone tonight.Copy !req
1028. If I see your partner
or any other cops, the girl dies.Copy !req
1029. Where?Copy !req
1030. Jules Verne restaurant, midnight.
Don't be late.Copy !req
1031. He brought the girl.
Send the elevator down.Copy !req
1032. Welcome to the party, Lee.Copy !req
1033. Tonight we celebrate
the return of Shy Shen...Copy !req
1034. and the return of my brother.Copy !req
1035. Where is Soo Yung?Copy !req
1036. Ungh.Copy !req
1037. This sword has a past.Copy !req
1038. And like ours, it has seen
much pain, much blood.Copy !req
1039. Urgh!Copy !req
1040. Hundreds of years ago
the triads would kill their enemies...Copy !req
1041. with 100 cuts to the body.Copy !req
1042. They would be very careful to avoid
any major arteries...Copy !req
1043. so that the victim would stay alive
for as long as possible.Copy !req
1044. You have just experienced
your first cut.Copy !req
1045. If anything happens to Soo Yung...Copy !req
1046. You could never kill me, Lee.
We both know that.Copy !req
1047. You know nothing about me.Copy !req
1048. I know you have no wife,
no children, no family.Copy !req
1049. Your life ended when we were kids,
back in Chenzhou.Copy !req
1050. You have nothing. Just like me.Copy !req
1051. I wouldn't say nothin'!Copy !req
1052. He has me.Copy !req
1053. His brother from another mother.Copy !req
1054. Where is she?Copy !req
1055. Enjoying the view.Copy !req
1056. Soo Yung!Copy !req
1057. Lee!Copy !req
1058. Help.Copy !req
1059. Let her go.Copy !req
1060. What the hell is wrong with you?Copy !req
1061. Do you wanna die, Kenji?Copy !req
1062. Get her in here!Copy !req
1063. Carter, drop the gun.Copy !req
1064. Get her off that damn rope,
or I'm shootin' you...Copy !req
1065. and the damn Temptations.Copy !req
1066. Right now!Copy !req
1067. Oh, no! Lee!Copy !req
1068. Lee.Copy !req
1069. - Do it!
- Put her down!Copy !req
1070. I'm serious!Copy !req
1071. I'm not playin'!Copy !req
1072. You ain't my damn brother.Copy !req
1073. Kenji.Copy !req
1074. - Drop the gun.
- No.Copy !req
1075. Drop it, Carter.Copy !req
1076. Shit.Copy !req
1077. Damn it.Copy !req
1078. - Tonight I lose a brother.
- Aah!Copy !req
1079. Get him, Lee!Copy !req
1080. Gonna get your ass kicked, Kenji.Copy !req
1081. Come on, kill him already!Copy !req
1082. Lee, he might be your brother,
but turn him into your sister.Copy !req
1083. Watch out!Copy !req
1084. Yeah!Copy !req
1085. Bring your little ass here.
Come here.Copy !req
1086. Aaaargh.Copy !req
1087. Give me your hand.Copy !req
1088. Nnngh!Copy !req
1089. Ah!Copy !req
1090. - Grrrah!
- Aaaah!Copy !req
1091. Lee? Lee!Copy !req
1092. - Gnn!
- Hold on, I'm comin'!Copy !req
1093. Get the hell off me.Copy !req
1094. Oh.Copy !req
1095. Yeah, Lee!Copy !req
1096. Whoo!Copy !req
1097. Whoa!Copy !req
1098. Yaaaaah!Copy !req
1099. Ah! Ahhhh!Copy !req
1100. Ahh... ah...Copy !req
1101. Ahhhh! God da...Copy !req
1102. Enough, Kenji!Copy !req
1103. Grrrargh!Copy !req
1104. Aaaaah!Copy !req
1105. Rrrraaaargh!Copy !req
1106. Rrrraargh!Copy !req
1107. Hoh hoh hoh hoh
hoh hoh hoh!Copy !req
1108. Soo Yung!Copy !req
1109. Aaaaah!Copy !req
1110. What are you waiting for? Do it!Copy !req
1111. Ah!Copy !req
1112. Ungh!Copy !req
1113. Let go.Copy !req
1114. Or we're both gonna die.Copy !req
1115. No! I can save you.Copy !req
1116. Ungh. Grrn.Copy !req
1117. Guh.Copy !req
1118. Goodbye, Lee.Copy !req
1119. No, Kenji!Copy !req
1120. No!Copy !req
1121. Aaah!Copy !req
1122. Ah...Copy !req
1123. Gah!Copy !req
1124. Unh.Copy !req
1125. Aaaah!Copy !req
1126. I'm comin', Soo Yung!Copy !req
1127. Oh, my God!Copy !req
1128. What the hell am I doin' up here?Copy !req
1129. Aah! Help.Copy !req
1130. Stay cool, lady.
This doesn't have to end this way.Copy !req
1131. Don't do it. Don't do it, lady.Copy !req
1132. Don't you do it!Copy !req
1133. Think about what you doin'.Copy !req
1134. Please.Copy !req
1135. Please. No.Copy !req
1136. Hey. Hey!Copy !req
1137. Would you like to know
a secret, cop?Copy !req
1138. No.Copy !req
1139. Please.Copy !req
1140. Aaah! Oh, no! No!Copy !req
1141. No!Copy !req
1142. Aaaah!Copy !req
1143. Ah!Copy !req
1144. Aaah!Copy !req
1145. Ah! Aaah!Copy !req
1146. Ah! Aaaaaaah!Copy !req
1147. Oh! Oh.Copy !req
1148. Oh.Copy !req
1149. Huh!Copy !req
1150. Uh! Uh!Copy !req
1151. Uh!Copy !req
1152. Lee! You shoulda seen us, man.
We whupped their ass.Copy !req
1153. Soo Yung!Copy !req
1154. I'm OK.Copy !req
1155. Oh, shit!Copy !req
1156. Call the police.Copy !req
1157. Ungh!Copy !req
1158. Ohhhhh!Copy !req
1159. Ah... yah!Copy !req
1160. Yeah!Copy !req
1161. Whoa! Whoa!Copy !req
1162. Whoa-oa! Whoa!Copy !req
1163. Rah! Hah! Carter!Copy !req
1164. - Hold on!
- Aaah!Copy !req
1165. Ah! Yaaaaah!Copy !req
1166. - Aaaaah!
- Aaah!Copy !req
1167. Gnn.Copy !req
1168. Ah! Oh!Copy !req
1169. - Hang on!
- Lee! Reel me in.Copy !req
1170. - I got you!
- Black people don't fly.Copy !req
1171. Get me up. Get me up.Copy !req
1172. Come on, man. Hurry up.Copy !req
1173. Ungh.Copy !req
1174. Oh! Lee! Get me outta here!Copy !req
1175. Ungh. Argh. Ah.Copy !req
1176. Don't let go of that flag!Copy !req
1177. - Argh.
- Ah!Copy !req
1178. Ungh.Copy !req
1179. Ah!Copy !req
1180. - Ah.
- Thank you, Lee.Copy !req
1181. Carter! Hold on to the flag!Copy !req
1182. Wait, no, no, no, no, no, no!Copy !req
1183. - Aaaaah!
- Aaaaah!Copy !req
1184. - Aaaaaah!
- Aaaaaah!Copy !req
1185. - Aaaah!
- Aaaah!Copy !req
1186. Aaaah!Copy !req
1187. Aaaaaaaah!Copy !req
1188. Lee, I'm gonna kill you
if we don't die!Copy !req
1189. - Aaaah!
- Aaaaaah!Copy !req
1190. Oh, dear Lord, please!
Baby Jesus, help us!Copy !req
1191. - Aaaaaaaaah!
- Aaaaaaaaaaah!Copy !req
1192. Lee! Where you at?Copy !req
1193. I'm drownin'! I'm drownin'!Copy !req
1194. Get this thing off me, Lee!Copy !req
1195. - Carter.
- What?Copy !req
1196. I'm not constipated anymore.Copy !req
1197. Put your hands up.Copy !req
1198. Geneviève.Copy !req
1199. Hey, man, you're the head
of the World Court.Copy !req
1200. What you gonna do,
shoot us down like animals?Copy !req
1201. We're police officers.Copy !req
1202. Yes. And you two
just killed this girl.Copy !req
1203. Blew her brains out.Copy !req
1204. - Carter!
- Don't do it!Copy !req
1205. Carter.Copy !req
1206. - You all right?
- Put the gun down.Copy !req
1207. I followed you.Copy !req
1208. Case closed.Copy !req
1209. Good job, man.Copy !req
1210. Hey, man! You touch me again...Copy !req
1211. you gonna owe me
dinner and a movie.Copy !req
1212. Congratulations.Copy !req
1213. It appears we have finally
brought down the triads.Copy !req
1214. - We?
- You didn't do shit.Copy !req
1215. My butt still hurts.Copy !req
1216. The Americans and the French...Copy !req
1217. need to work together
in the spirit of brotherhood.Copy !req
1218. Together, we can do anything.Copy !req
1219. Anything! Ha ha ha.Copy !req
1220. He's right, Lee.
Together, we can do anything.Copy !req
1221. You go this way...Copy !req
1222. And I'll go that way.Copy !req
1223. That's right, Lee.
For the last 3 years...Copy !req
1224. I've studied the ancient teaching
of booty. Ev...Copy !req
1225. Oh, booty. Ha ha ha ha!Copy !req
1226. Cheese!Copy !req
1227. - Ha ha ha!
- "Cheese"?Copy !req
1228. - Ha ha ha ha ha!
- What?Copy !req
1229. - Freeze.
- Oh, freeze!Copy !req
1230. As soon as she could blink,
the s... seafood service...Copy !req
1231. - Seaf... seafood...
- Secret Service.Copy !req
1232. As soon as sh... she could blink...Copy !req
1233. the sheafood shervish...
Uh, swa...Copy !req
1234. Secret Service.Copy !req
1235. The ssssseaf...Copy !req
1236. Secret, not seafood.Copy !req
1237. I know seafood.Copy !req
1238. - I know secret.
- Secret.Copy !req
1239. - Secret.
- Secret. See?Copy !req
1240. But when everything together,
it become a seafood!Copy !req
1241. - Ha ha ha!
- Ha ha ha ha!Copy !req
1242. Action!Copy !req
1243. - I'm sorry! So sorry.
- It came off.Copy !req
1244. Action!Copy !req
1245. - Oh, shit. You all right?
- Yeah, good.Copy !req
1246. That was my... Muhammad Ali swing, man!Copy !req
1247. Yeah, baby!Copy !req
1248. Ooh.Copy !req
1249. - Oh.
- Whoa.Copy !req
1250. - That's the one, Mama.
- That would have been it.Copy !req
1251. I'm sick of you, Kenji.Copy !req
1252. You been tryin' to kill us
ever since the start of this damn movie.Copy !req
1253. - Raaaaah!
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!Copy !req
1254. Ah!Copy !req
1255. Ah!Copy !req
1256. Action.Copy !req
1257. Action.Copy !req
1258. Action.Copy !req
1259. Ooph!Copy !req
1260. You OK?Copy !req
1261. So her eye is a little
droopy now and she's...Copy !req
1262. So she's working for
El Loc... Lar El Poco.Copy !req
1263. - Ha ha ha.
- I'm sorry.Copy !req
1264. It's El Pollo Loco.Copy !req
1265. So sh... now she works at
El Lolo Poco.Copy !req
1266. El Pollo Loco.Copy !req
1267. El Lo... Loro Poco. Uh.Copy !req
1268. El Poco Loco.Copy !req
1269. El Loco Poco.Copy !req
1270. So... so she works at Elo... Loco Poco,
so what?Copy !req
1271. Ha ha!Copy !req
1272. And... So she works for
El L... Loro Poco.Copy !req
1273. - Ha ha ha.
- El Pollo Loco.Copy !req
1274. - No, we gonna go past that...
- Ha ha ha!Copy !req
1275. 'cause I'm not gettin' that tonight.Copy !req
1276. El Pollo Loco.Copy !req
1277. El... Ohh! Jackie!Copy !req
1278. - El Pollo Loco!
- Whoo!Copy !req
1279. The mom's gone.Copy !req
1280. Maybe we should
put on a dirty movie.Copy !req
1281. Lee!Copy !req
1282. - I like the ones with a story.
- What?Copy !req
1283. - I like the one with a locker-room scene.
- What?Copy !req
1284. I like the one with a prison scene.Copy !req
1285. I like the one with a shower scene.Copy !req
1286. I like the ones with a white girl.Copy !req
1287. I'm into feet.Copy !req
1288. I like the one with the horses.Copy !req
1289. - What's that mean?
- Damn.Copy !req
1290. What he teach me?Copy !req
1291. That's it, one more, one more.
Last one.Copy !req
1292. Are you teaching me a bad word?Copy !req
1293. I like the one with hairy woman.Copy !req
1294. What's wrong with you?Copy !req
1295. I don't know. Brett Ratner tell...Copy !req
1296. - teach me that.
- He'll teach you anything.Copy !req
1297. And you're not my brother.Copy !req
1298. I'm not your brother?Copy !req
1299. All the stuff we've been through?Copy !req
1300. Rush Hour 1, Rush Hour 2?Copy !req
1301. - Ha ha ha.
- Ha ha ha ha ha!Copy !req