1. Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.Copy !req
2. Whoo!Copy !req
3. What the hell are you doing?Copy !req
4. What the hell?Copy !req
5. I didn't tell you to go!
Goddamn!Copy !req
6. - It was him!
- It was you!Copy !req
7. Shit! Oh, man!Copy !req
8. Ain't nobody listenin' today.Copy !req
9. Ladies, you just dented
a '81 Cutlass Supreme.Copy !req
10. I need to see your license
and registration.Copy !req
11. Brother, you OK? You cool?Copy !req
12. Ten minutes.
Doors open on my signal.Copy !req
13. I'm glad you're here, Lee.Copy !req
14. I always feel better
with you watching my back.Copy !req
15. I'm just doing my job,
Mr. Ambassador.Copy !req
16. Stay close today, Lee.Copy !req
17. We're making history.Copy !req
18. This is bullshit!
Do you know who I am?Copy !req
19. My family owns
half of Rodeo Drive.Copy !req
20. Do you know who I am?Copy !req
21. Detective James Carter, LAPD:Copy !req
22. My family owns half of
Crenshaw Boulevard.Copy !req
23. I want a lawyer.Copy !req
24. You need a personal trainer.Copy !req
25. This license says 180 pounds.Copy !req
26. You weigh more than
the damn car, girl.Copy !req
27. - I have a thyroid condition.
- Well, stop eating thyroids.Copy !req
28. Look, can't you just,
like give us a warning or something?Copy !req
29. That depends.
You girls like Chinese?Copy !req
30. Excuse me.Copy !req
31. Carter.Copy !req
32. Lee, we are on for tonight.Copy !req
33. I just picked up two girls who wanna
play hide the little Asian policeman.Copy !req
34. I can't talk now. I'm in the car
with Ambassador Han.Copy !req
35. Trust me, these girls
are sushi grade.Copy !req
36. - We gotta hit this!
- I have to go. I'm sorry.Copy !req
37. You're still mad at me, aren't you?Copy !req
38. You're mad because of what happened
when we was in New York.Copy !req
39. I don't want to talk about that.Copy !req
40. It was three years ago.
When you gonna let it go?Copy !req
41. Let it go? Isabella was my girlfriend.Copy !req
42. Lee, we're friends, man.Copy !req
43. Just come out with me one night.Copy !req
44. The mu shu's on me.Copy !req
45. Lee!Copy !req
46. Ha.Copy !req
47. My mom says hi.Copy !req
48. World Criminal CourtCopy !req
49. The Chinese triads now have
half a million members...Copy !req
50. in over 100 countries.Copy !req
51. And these are not street kids shaking down
local merchants.Copy !req
52. These are businessmen who have built
a $50 billion empire...Copy !req
53. of extortion, drugs,
sex and slavery.Copy !req
54. We must cut off the head of this snake
before it swallows us whole.Copy !req
55. As chairman of
the World Criminal Court...Copy !req
56. I have entrusted my good friend
Ambassador Han to lead the fight...Copy !req
57. against the largest criminal
organization in the world.Copy !req
58. - Thank you.
- Thank you.Copy !req
59. Chairman Reynard,
ladies and gentlemen.Copy !req
60. The triad society
is built on secrecy.Copy !req
61. Nobody knows who these men are,
who controls them, who leads them.Copy !req
62. Nobody has known for 500 years.Copy !req
63. But today, I stand before you
with a secret of my own.Copy !req
64. Today, I will disclose information
that affects everyone in this room.Copy !req
65. After years of searching,
I believe I've finally located Shy Shen.Copy !req
66. Mr. Ambassador,
Shy Shen does not exist.Copy !req
67. Excuse me, who is this Shy Shen?Copy !req
68. With all due respect, sir, I le—Copy !req
69. Everybody down!Copy !req
70. Call an ambulance!Copy !req
71. Someone get a doctor.Copy !req
72. Ambassador down,
Ambassador down.Copy !req
73. Stay with him.Copy !req
74. Yugh!Copy !req
75. Uh-uh-uh. Keepin' these
till I see you tonight.Copy !req
76. Attention all units, shots have been fired
at the World Criminal Court building.Copy !req
77. The Chinese Ambassador
has been shot.Copy !req
78. Chinese Ambassador?
Move your asses over.Copy !req
79. - Move over!
- What? Whoa. Shit!Copy !req
80. What're you doing?Copy !req
81. Lee!Copy !req
82. - Where the hell is he goin'?
- Ah!Copy !req
83. LAPD! Get the hell outta the way!Copy !req
84. People are crazy.Copy !req
85. I'm-a give your ass a ticket
when I come back!Copy !req
86. Lee, I'm comin'!Copy !req
87. Ugh!Copy !req
88. Don't move!Copy !req
89. Hello, Lee.Copy !req
90. Don't move, Kenji.Copy !req
91. Lee, what're you waiting for?
Shoot me!Copy !req
92. Maybe this will help.Copy !req
93. Drop the gun or I'll shoot!Copy !req
94. I think we both know
that's not gonna happen.Copy !req
95. Kenji!Copy !req
96. You see?
I know you too well.Copy !req
97. Aaaah!Copy !req
98. - Ugh!
- Aaaah!Copy !req
99. - Ungh.
- Lee, you OK?Copy !req
100. We almost killed your ass.
Why you didn't move?Copy !req
101. Ohh.Copy !req
102. I'd like for you to meet our dates
for this evenin'. Masha and Zoe.Copy !req
103. Urgh.Copy !req
104. Fat one's yours.Copy !req
105. How many times
do you want me to say it? I'm sorry.Copy !req
106. I'm sorry I ran you over, man. Damn!Copy !req
107. - Not now, Carter.
- Aww.Copy !req
108. All right, hold it right there.
Don't say a word, Carter.Copy !req
109. Captain Diel, I had nothin'
to do with this.Copy !req
110. All I did was borrow a car,
backed up Lee.Copy !req
111. Tell him, partner.Copy !req
112. I need to see Ambassador Han.Copy !req
113. The Ambassador
is just out of surgery.Copy !req
114. The bullet missed his heart.
He's gonna be OK.Copy !req
115. Captain, you have to give me
back my shield...Copy !req
116. and put me on this case.
I made one little mistake.Copy !req
117. - Take a brother off the bench.
- One little mistake?Copy !req
118. You handcuffed two women
and stole their car.Copy !req
119. Isn't that why we have insurance?Copy !req
120. Everyone has
an off day, Captain.Copy !req
121. Last month you put
six Iranians in jail for a week!Copy !req
122. You and I both know
them Iranians was terrorists.Copy !req
123. They were scientists at UCLA!Copy !req
124. Big deal.Copy !req
125. 'Cause they cure cancer in rats...Copy !req
126. that doesn't mean
they won't blow shit up.Copy !req
127. Let me find the person
who shot Ambassador Han.Copy !req
128. Relax, Carter. The LAPD won't be leading
this investigation.Copy !req
129. The Ambassador
is my responsibility.Copy !req
130. Well, then maybe you could
tell me exactly how that shooter got away.Copy !req
131. Thought so.Copy !req
132. The Ambassador's daughter
is coming to see her father right now.Copy !req
133. Make sure nothing happens to her.Copy !req
134. Don't worry, Captain,
we're gonna make you proud.Copy !req
135. And try not to think about
your wife leaving you.Copy !req
136. She'll come back.Copy !req
137. Soo Yung's here?Copy !req
138. I haven't seen her
since she was ten years old.Copy !req
139. She lives in Los Angeles now.Copy !req
140. Let's go to the gift shop
and get her a little teddy bear.Copy !req
141. And a bra.Copy !req
142. - Lee!
- Soo Yung.Copy !req
143. I'm so glad you're here.Copy !req
144. - Detective Carter.
- Soo Yung.Copy !req
145. - It's been so long.
- So long, Soo Yung.Copy !req
146. So—So young.Copy !req
147. - How is he?
- He's out of surgery.Copy !req
148. They said he'll be OK.Copy !req
149. Soo Yung, I'm sorry.Copy !req
150. It was my fault.
I didn't get to him fast enough.Copy !req
151. I'm sorry.Copy !req
152. I want you both
to promise me something.Copy !req
153. I want you to find the man
who did this to him.Copy !req
154. I want you to find him because
I don't think he'll stop...Copy !req
155. until my father is dead.Copy !req
156. Soo Yung.Copy !req
157. I need to hear you say it.Copy !req
158. OK, I promise.Copy !req
159. And so do I.Copy !req
160. Thank you.Copy !req
161. Soo Yung, your father was addressing
the court before he was shot.Copy !req
162. Two weeks ago, my father
mailed me an envelope.Copy !req
163. He said if anything ever
happened to him...Copy !req
164. - I should give it to you.
- Where is it?Copy !req
165. I put it in my locker
at the kung-fu studio where I teach.Copy !req
166. It's at 8347 First Street...Copy !req
167. Chinatown.Copy !req
168. Go home, Carter.
This has nothing to do with you.Copy !req
169. I made Soo Yung a promise,
the same as you.Copy !req
170. This is the business of China.Copy !req
171. Well, for your information,
I'm part Chinese now.Copy !req
172. That's right, Lee.
For the last three years I've studied...Copy !req
173. the ancient teachings of Buddha,
earning two black belts...Copy !req
174. in wushu martial arts,
spending every afternoon...Copy !req
175. at the Hong Kong Garden massage parlor
on Pico and Bundy.Copy !req
176. I am half-Chinese, baby.Copy !req
177. If you're half-Chinese,
I'm half-black.Copy !req
178. I'm your brother and I'm fly.
You down with that, Snoopy?Copy !req
179. That's dope, isn't it?Copy !req
180. Sorry, Lee, you can't be black.
There's a height requirement.Copy !req
181. Same as riding the Matterhorn.Copy !req
182. Go home, Carter.Copy !req
183. I can't leave you, Lee.Copy !req
184. Can't leave my brother.Copy !req
185. All right, listen up!
I need everyone's attention.Copy !req
186. I'm Detective Carter,
this is Inspector Lee.Copy !req
187. We need to see Soo Yung's
locker right now.Copy !req
188. No one's allowed in the back
without the master's permission.Copy !req
189. Maybe you didn't hear me.
We need to see that locker.Copy !req
190. - I'm sorry.
- Wait. Carter.Copy !req
191. Lee, I got this.Copy !req
192. Hey! Heh heh. Kids.Copy !req
193. Listen. Violence will solve nothin'.Copy !req
194. Now, as the Chinese say, all great battles
are won without fightin'.Copy !req
195. - Sorry.
- OK?Copy !req
196. I don't know him.Copy !req
197. Now, let's just calm down
and put this—Copy !req
198. - Haa!
- Ow!Copy !req
199. God da—Copy !req
200. OK...Copy !req
201. I tried talkin'.Copy !req
202. Hoo! Now I'm about to beat
the puberty out of y'all.Copy !req
203. You ain't gonna see it comin'.
You ain't gonna see it comin', come on!Copy !req
204. Waaa! Whoo!Copy !req
205. Runnin' for your lives.Copy !req
206. About time y'all showed
some respect around here.Copy !req
207. - Huh?
- Carter, wait for the master.Copy !req
208. Whoa! Damn!Copy !req
209. Heh, I'm sorry, man.
I thought this was the bathroom.Copy !req
210. Sorry.Copy !req
211. Lee, I got a big problem, man.Copy !req
212. This boy's on steroids.
He got a head like Barry Bonds.Copy !req
213. - Oh, no.
- Come on, man.Copy !req
214. - Aaaah!
- Aaaaah!Copy !req
215. Ah!Copy !req
216. Carter, are you OK?Copy !req
217. Lee, Lee, get him, Lee!Copy !req
218. Ooh!Copy !req
219. Ahhh! Ah!Copy !req
220. Ah!Copy !req
221. Urgh!Copy !req
222. Lee, let's get the hell outta—Copy !req
223. Aah! My bunions!Copy !req
224. Yah! Hyah! Mm! Ungh!Copy !req
225. - Grr! Rargh!
- Ha ha ha.Copy !req
226. Urgh! Whoo!Copy !req
227. Oh! Aaaah!Copy !req
228. Come on, man, let me go.
I love Chinese people!Copy !req
229. Aaaah!Copy !req
230. Wait. I don't—Copy !req
231. Ah!Copy !req
232. Urgh!Copy !req
233. How do you say "surrender"
in Chinese?Copy !req
234. Aaaah!Copy !req
235. OK. I'm about to slice you up
like a giant California roll!Copy !req
236. Raaah!Copy !req
237. - Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
- Ha ha ha. Funny black man.Copy !req
238. Ooh—Oh! Shit!Copy !req
239. I'm not playin' no more.Copy !req
240. Ahh!Copy !req
241. Aaah!Copy !req
242. - Lee, let go!
- Carter!Copy !req
243. Grrrrr!Copy !req
244. Down! Put us down!Copy !req
245. Let me down! I'm sorry!Copy !req
246. - Aaaaah!
- I'm sorry, man!Copy !req
247. How the hell did we
get in this mess?Copy !req
248. - Ugh!
- Agh!Copy !req
249. May I help you?Copy !req
250. We'll be asking
the questions, old man.Copy !req
251. - Who are you?
- Yu.Copy !req
252. - No, not me. You.
- Yes, I am Yu.Copy !req
253. Just answer the damn questions.Copy !req
254. - Who are you?
- I have told you.Copy !req
255. - Are you deaf?
- No, Yu is blind.Copy !req
256. I'm not blind, you blind.Copy !req
257. - That is what I just said.
- You just said what?Copy !req
258. - I did not say what, I said Yu.
- That's what I'm asking you.Copy !req
259. - And Yu is answering.
- Shut up!Copy !req
260. - You!
- Yes?Copy !req
261. Not you, him!Copy !req
262. - What's your name?
- Mi.Copy !req
263. - Yes, you!
- I am Mi.Copy !req
264. He is Mi, and I am Yu.Copy !req
265. And I'm about to whup your old ass, man,
'cause I'm sick of playin' games!Copy !req
266. You, me, everybody's ass
around here! Him!Copy !req
267. - Carter, Carter.
- I'm-a kick his ass.Copy !req
268. - I'm sick of this.
- Carter, let me handle this.Copy !req
269. - Lee. No, Lee. No!
- Carter!Copy !req
270. Go.Copy !req
271. Master...Copy !req
272. My name is Inspector Lee.
We have a key to Soo Yung's locker.Copy !req
273. Some men came here this morning.
They had guns. They emptied her locker.Copy !req
274. I could not stop them.Copy !req
275. You must go to her at once.Copy !req
276. Why?Copy !req
277. They said she would end up
like her father.Copy !req
278. Let's go.Copy !req
279. Thank you.Copy !req
280. I don't know what the hell
you feedin' him...Copy !req
281. - but he is too damn big!
- Carter. Go.Copy !req
282. Where is everyone?Copy !req
283. Where's all the damn cops?Copy !req
284. - Lee.
- Where's security?Copy !req
285. They were called away.Copy !req
286. W—What's wrong?Copy !req
287. Carter.Copy !req
288. Aw, this ain't good.Copy !req
289. They're coming for him.Copy !req
290. What do we do?Copy !req
291. No.Copy !req
292. No!Copy !req
293. Don't move, or I'll
blow your ass cheeks off.Copy !req
294. Get back.Copy !req
295. Ugh!Copy !req
296. Who sent you?Copy !req
297. Oh!Copy !req
298. Don't move!Copy !req
299. Lee, throw me a gun!Copy !req
300. - Huh?
- Throw me a gun!Copy !req
301. - Damn, Lee!
- Huh?Copy !req
302. Lee! I thought you had my back!Copy !req
303. Aaaaaah!Copy !req
304. Ugh!Copy !req
305. Soo Yung, one more!Copy !req
306. Hyah!Copy !req
307. Aaaaah!Copy !req
308. Lee, I'm in trouble!
I need some assistance.Copy !req
309. Here.Copy !req
310. It's empty.Copy !req
311. What?Copy !req
312. Hah!Copy !req
313. You see? I always got your back.Copy !req
314. Why the hell you give me
an empty gun, then?Copy !req
315. I didn't know.Copy !req
316. You almost got me killed, Lee.Copy !req
317. - Ah! Ahh!
- Who are you? Who sent you?Copy !req
318. What the hell is that?Copy !req
319. I think he's speaking French.Copy !req
320. French? What kind of
Chinaman speak French?Copy !req
321. Tell him to stop playin' around
and talk right.Copy !req
322. How can I tell him?
I don't speak French.Copy !req
323. Ah!Copy !req
324. Talk right, man.Copy !req
325. No! You're Asian.
Stop humiliatin' yourself.Copy !req
326. Shut the hell up.
Shut up. Come here.Copy !req
327. We're gonna need a few minutes
alone with this guy.Copy !req
328. Find someone here
who speaks French, please.Copy !req
329. Speak English!Copy !req
330. Uh, this is Sister Agnes
from the chapel upstairs.Copy !req
331. She speaks fluent French
and has agreed to interpret for you.Copy !req
332. Sister, we appreciate you doin' this.Copy !req
333. My pleasure.Copy !req
334. Sister Agnes,
please ask who sent him.Copy !req
335. He says you're both making
a big mistake.Copy !req
336. That one day soon
you'll beg for mercy.Copy !req
337. He also said—Copy !req
338. What?Copy !req
339. Please, Sister, we have to know.Copy !req
340. There's lives at stake.Copy !req
341. Well, he used the N-word.Copy !req
342. What? The N-word?Copy !req
343. - You tell this little motherf—
- Carter!Copy !req
344. She's a nun.Copy !req
345. Sister, you tell this piece of S-word
that I will personally F-word him up.Copy !req
346. Did he say "Negro"?Copy !req
347. He used the N-word again, but this time
he mentioned your grandmother.Copy !req
348. You tell him
that his mama's a H!Copy !req
349. Carter, I believe "whore" is
spelled with a W.Copy !req
350. Right. W. And his sister's a W.Copy !req
351. And his grandmama's
a two-bit W...Copy !req
352. who makes double
'cause she got no teeth!Copy !req
353. You tell him I said that.Copy !req
354. Did he say it again?Copy !req
355. No. This time he called...Copy !req
356. this gentleman a word
that means "cat"...Copy !req
357. and another word that rhymes
with "maggot."Copy !req
358. What?Copy !req
359. Well, you tell him he's an A.W.Copy !req
360. Uh, Lee,
"hole" is spelled with a H.Copy !req
361. I have a dictionary upstairs.Copy !req
362. Just call him an asshole.Copy !req
363. He says you've both been marked
for death, like Han and the girl.Copy !req
364. Ooh. Sister, turn your back.
You don't want to see this.Copy !req
365. Who is Shy Shen
and how do we find him?Copy !req
366. Tell us right now or I'll cut your B's off
and shove 'em in your mouth.Copy !req
367. - His beads?
- His beads, Sister.Copy !req
368. His hairy, stinkin' beads.Copy !req
369. Tell me somethin' now.Copy !req
370. Lee, give me the gun.
Give me the gun, Lee.Copy !req
371. It's over, brother. It's over. OK.Copy !req
372. Who is Shy Shen?Copy !req
373. What did he say, Sister?Copy !req
374. He said "shoot me."Copy !req
375. Lee, there's no bullets in here.Copy !req
376. - I'm sorry.
- I am trying to kill somebody, man.Copy !req
377. Damn. OK.Copy !req
378. You better tell me
something right now.Copy !req
379. I'll send you right to heaven, man.Copy !req
380. - I don't even care no more.
- Carter.Copy !req
381. I'm marked for death.
I ain't got nothin' to lose.Copy !req
382. That's right, Sister. Call the Lord and tell
him he 'bout to have some company.Copy !req
383. Carter, stop.Copy !req
384. Tell me something!Copy !req
385. - Carter, enough.
- Oh, she's almost done.Copy !req
386. Forgive me, Father,
for I have sinned!Copy !req
387. He says wait!Copy !req
388. - What did he say?
- 50 Franklin D. Roosevelt.Copy !req
389. Genevieve.Copy !req
390. Thank you.Copy !req
391. Nice workin' with ya, Sister.Copy !req
392. Anytime, brother.Copy !req
393. 50 FDR.Copy !req
394. - It's an address.
- It's a wild goose chase.Copy !req
395. Every city in America has
a street named after Roosevelt.Copy !req
396. - And who is Genevieve?
- I don't know.Copy !req
397. Soo Yung, we're getting you
out of here.Copy !req
398. - Why?
- It's not safe for you here.Copy !req
399. I won't leave him.Copy !req
400. We have no choice.Copy !req
401. - Soo Yung.
- Mr. Reynard.Copy !req
402. I'm glad your father is OK.Copy !req
403. My people won't leave his side.Copy !req
404. - You have my word.
- Thank you.Copy !req
405. So, let's go.Copy !req
406. - Ah.
- Wh—Where am I going?Copy !req
407. We're getting out of Los Angeles.
It's not safe for us.Copy !req
408. Just a few days, Soo Yung.
I promise.Copy !req
409. You'll come with me
and my family to Paris.Copy !req
410. OK.Copy !req
411. Wait.Copy !req
412. You made me a promise.Copy !req
413. Don't forget.Copy !req
414. My God.Copy !req
415. We got a assassin in custody
who only speaks French...Copy !req
416. a limo blows up
at the French Consulate...Copy !req
417. and the next meeting of the World Court
is in Paris, two days from now.Copy !req
418. Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?Copy !req
419. Yeah.Copy !req
420. That we go to Fiji,
we hide out for a year...Copy !req
421. maybe change our names,
get jobs as bartenders...Copy !req
422. and I'm-a call you Kiko.Copy !req
423. We have to find Shy Shen
before he finds us.Copy !req
424. We're going to Paris, aren't we?Copy !req
425. Yes. Tonight.Copy !req
426. Did you know the average French woman
is naked 34 percent of the time?Copy !req
427. We are not going there
to meet women.Copy !req
428. You have to forget about her,
and let me hook you up.Copy !req
429. Hook me up?
After what you did to Isabella?Copy !req
430. It was an accident.Copy !req
431. Besides, you never even
slept with her.Copy !req
432. Thanks to you.
It was going to happen.Copy !req
433. But you just had to ruin it.Copy !req
434. What did I do that was so terrible?Copy !req
435. You shot my girlfriend.
In the neck!Copy !req
436. There's nothing else to say.Copy !req
437. It's not like she died.Copy !req
438. So she has droopy eyes.
So she works at El Poco Loco.Copy !req
439. That was temporary.Copy !req
440. As soon as she could blink,
the Secret Service took her back.Copy !req
441. You know what your problem is?
You need to relax, have some fun.Copy !req
442. You have too much rice in your diet.
You're constipated.Copy !req
443. I never should have brought you.Copy !req
444. Face it, you need me, brother.Copy !req
445. I don't need anyone.
And please don't call me brother.Copy !req
446. What is this?Copy !req
447. Underground gentleman's club
in Paris.Copy !req
448. "Club La Passe"? Forget it.Copy !req
449. Check out the address.Copy !req
450. "50 Franklin D... Roosevelt."Copy !req
451. Like I said, you need me.Copy !req
452. 'Scuse me. Can we have one
gefilte fish and some Ex-Lax?Copy !req
453. Where the bags at, man?Copy !req
454. Excuse me, gentlemen.Copy !req
455. Commissaire Revi of the DST.
Would you please come with me?Copy !req
456. Why?Copy !req
457. Just need to ask you
a few questions.Copy !req
458. Oh! Oh! Man!
Goddamn, man!Copy !req
459. Oh! Man, this is by far the worst airport
I ever been to.Copy !req
460. Oh!Copy !req
461. - Ooph!
- Ah, man!Copy !req
462. Now that I have your attention,
why don't you tell me...Copy !req
463. what you cops are looking for
here in Paris.Copy !req
464. I told you, man. We on vacation.Copy !req
465. Just taking in the sights.Copy !req
466. Gentlemen, this is my city...Copy !req
467. and I'm responsible
if two stupid cops come here...Copy !req
468. and get their heads
blown off by the triads.Copy !req
469. Now, I can't force you to leave,
but I can make the suggestion.Copy !req
470. After all, I found this dirty little gun
inside your jacket.Copy !req
471. Which means you could both
do 20 years in my jail.Copy !req
472. Do we understand each other?Copy !req
473. Do we understand each other?Copy !req
474. Excellent. It was wonderful
meeting you both.Copy !req
475. So we can go now?Copy !req
476. This will just take a moment.Copy !req
477. Welcome to Paris.Copy !req
478. Oh, shit.Copy !req
479. Ohh. Ohhh.Copy !req
480. - Ahh.
- Where you go?Copy !req
481. - Ugh.
- 50 Franklin, uh...Copy !req
482. D. Roosevelt.Copy !req
483. No. Get out.Copy !req
484. - What?
- I don't drive his kind.Copy !req
485. - My kind?
- Americans.Copy !req
486. I don't drive Americans.Copy !req
487. - But I'm Chinese.
- Yeah, but you're with him...Copy !req
488. and they're the most
violent people on earth.Copy !req
489. Always starting wars,
always killing people.Copy !req
490. Americans make me sick.Copy !req
491. Look, man, we are not
in the mood for this.Copy !req
492. Me and my partner just got violated
by a small Frenchman.Copy !req
493. Wearing a very large ring.Copy !req
494. You're a pathetic bunch of criminals
who always resort to violence.Copy !req
495. Always push around the little guy.Copy !req
496. Hey, that stuff ain't true.
America's not violent!Copy !req
497. Come on, America is a joke.Copy !req
498. You lost in Vietnam,
you lost in Iraq.Copy !req
499. You can't even beat the Europeans
in basketball anymore.Copy !req
500. The Dream Team is dead.Copy !req
501. Ha ha. I didn't hear you, man.Copy !req
502. Talk about the NBA again,
I dare ya. I double-dare ya.Copy !req
503. Even your skinny women disgust me.Copy !req
504. - Halle Berry.
- Wh—? Aw, hell no.Copy !req
505. Now you done gone too far.Copy !req
506. You want violence,
smelly Frenchman? Huh?Copy !req
507. Do you want violence?
Well, you got it!Copy !req
508. - Carter, put the gun down.
- Say you love America.Copy !req
509. I love America.
Please, don't kill me.Copy !req
510. Sing the national anthem!Copy !req
511. Not that one, man!
Sing the American one.Copy !req
512. Don't know it.Copy !req
513. Wait for us here, George.Copy !req
514. Ooh la la. Lee.Copy !req
515. Carter, stay focused.Copy !req
516. We're looking for Genevieve.Copy !req
517. Let's split up.
I'll take the women.Copy !req
518. Carter. James Carter.Copy !req
519. I know you probably don't understand
a word I'm saying...Copy !req
520. but I gotta tell you...Copy !req
521. you're the most beautiful woman
I ever seen in my life.Copy !req
522. And I'd like to strip you down
and butter you...Copy !req
523. like a slice of Wonder Bread.Copy !req
524. And shave your armpits and pour honey
all over your naked body.Copy !req
525. And for the next two weeks
pretend I was a hungry bear.Copy !req
526. Well, James Carter,
I happen to speak six languages.Copy !req
527. One of 'em English?Copy !req
528. Are you in or out?Copy !req
529. Money plays.Copy !req
530. Sir, it's a thousand-euro minimum.Copy !req
531. How much I'm short?Copy !req
532. 930 euros.Copy !req
533. - Heh.
- It's OK.Copy !req
534. Let him play.Copy !req
535. Thank you.Copy !req
536. Changez.Copy !req
537. - Changez.
- Changez.Copy !req
538. Changez?Copy !req
539. I'm looking for Genevieve.Copy !req
540. Maybe I can help you.Copy !req
541. Do you know what
I hate about cops?Copy !req
542. Even when they're
with a woman...Copy !req
543. they can't stop thinking
about getting their man.Copy !req
544. Who is Shy Shen?Copy !req
545. See what I mean?Copy !req
546. Come upstairs, cop.
I'll give you what you want.Copy !req
547. - Hit me.
- Monsieur, this is baccarat.Copy !req
548. I know that!Copy !req
549. You think I don't know
baccarack when I play it?Copy !req
550. When I was a kid,
me and my friends and I...Copy !req
551. used to hang out in front of
the Magic Johnson Theater...Copy !req
552. and play baccarack all night long.Copy !req
553. Now hit me.Copy !req
554. Three kings.
Read 'em and weep.Copy !req
555. Three kings is a zero.Copy !req
556. You have the worst possible hand.
You lose.Copy !req
557. What?Copy !req
558. Ah, madame has a 7.Copy !req
559. She wins 100,000 euros. Bravo.Copy !req
560. Mr. Carter, it appears you have
brought me luck.Copy !req
561. I'd like to bring you
breakfast in bed.Copy !req
562. Excuse me.Copy !req
563. Way to go, Lee.Copy !req
564. Today, my boy becomes a man.Copy !req
565. Why are you helping me?Copy !req
566. Maybe I'm helping myself.Copy !req
567. How do I find Genevieve?Copy !req
568. I see you like to get right to it.Copy !req
569. Do you know Shy Shen?Copy !req
570. Would you like to know
a secret, cop?Copy !req
571. Yes, please.Copy !req
572. Someone's gonna die here tonight.Copy !req
573. And it's you.Copy !req
574. - Huh! Huh!
- Ugh!Copy !req
575. - Huh!
- Ahh!Copy !req
576. Unh!Copy !req
577. - Unh!
- Ah!Copy !req
578. - Uh!
- Urgh! Ah!Copy !req
579. Ohh! Ah! Oh!Copy !req
580. Ugh! Grrrrr!Copy !req
581. Ohhh!Copy !req
582. Ohhh!Copy !req
583. Ah! Ahhh!Copy !req
584. - Nngh! Guh!
- Oh! Ah!Copy !req
585. - Gnnh!
- Ahhh!Copy !req
586. Come on, crouching tiger,
don't hide that dragon.Copy !req
587. - Uh!
- Aaah!Copy !req
588. Do it, Lee.
You tear that ass up.Copy !req
589. - Ahh!
- Oh, oh!Copy !req
590. You are a super freak!Copy !req
591. Carter!Copy !req
592. Oh!Copy !req
593. - Run!
- Oh!Copy !req
594. - Ahh!
- Sorry.Copy !req
595. - You got a boyfriend?
- Carter!Copy !req
596. Start the car.Copy !req
597. - Start the car!
- Drive fast!Copy !req
598. Carter. Look!Copy !req
599. Uh, George?
We need you to go faster, man.Copy !req
600. No. Forget it.Copy !req
601. You wanna kill me,
then go ahead, kill me.Copy !req
602. - Ahh!
- Drive faster!Copy !req
603. Please! I'm scared!Copy !req
604. George, you watch
American movies?Copy !req
605. - Yeah.
- OK, man. All right.Copy !req
606. Listen, you're a super-spy.Copy !req
607. A super-spy.Copy !req
608. Now drive this cab.Copy !req
609. - Come on.
- OK.Copy !req
610. I'm a super-spy.Copy !req
611. Oh, shit, George. Go!Copy !req
612. - Aah!
- George...Copy !req
613. When I tell you to,
hit the brakes.Copy !req
614. Now!Copy !req
615. Oh, they got guns, Lee!Copy !req
616. - Ungh!
- Ah!Copy !req
617. - Ungh!
- Back up!Copy !req
618. Argh!Copy !req
619. Way to go, George.Copy !req
620. It's OK.Copy !req
621. Uh!Copy !req
622. Aah!Copy !req
623. Hey!Copy !req
624. I got this one.Copy !req
625. Aah!Copy !req
626. Oh! Whoa! He's got my leg!Copy !req
627. Aaaah!Copy !req
628. Lee! God!Copy !req
629. - Aaaaah!
- Hold m—Copy !req
630. Ah!Copy !req
631. Get your own damn cab.Copy !req
632. Ow!Copy !req
633. Lee!Copy !req
634. - Urgh!
- Yah!Copy !req
635. Yeah! Whoa!Copy !req
636. - Ungh!
- Oh!Copy !req
637. The French are neutral!
This is not my fight!Copy !req
638. This is not—!Copy !req
639. Ah! Lee, I'm alive.Copy !req
640. My whole life flashed in front of me.Copy !req
641. In three years I'll be married
to a Chinese woman.Copy !req
642. We had three kids looked just like you,
only a little darker.Copy !req
643. - Carter.
- What?Copy !req
644. Put your hands up.Copy !req
645. What you talkin' 'bout?Copy !req
646. Whoa!Copy !req
647. Some people say the modern world
was invented...Copy !req
648. when the French built
these sewers.Copy !req
649. 10 million gallons pumped
through every hour.Copy !req
650. A marvel that no one ever sees.Copy !req
651. Welcome to Paris, Lee.Copy !req
652. Lee, you know this clown?Copy !req
653. Go on, Lee. Tell him who I am.
Don't be shy.Copy !req
654. Introduce him
to your shyong dih.Copy !req
655. Shyong dih? Your brother?Copy !req
656. He doesn't talk about me much.Copy !req
657. In fact, he's spent his whole life
trying to forget me.Copy !req
658. How would it look if Hong Kong's
great Inspector Lee...Copy !req
659. had a brother on the wrong side
of the law?Copy !req
660. You're not my brother anymore.Copy !req
661. Are you forgetting about Zhenzhou?Copy !req
662. Yes, I forgot.Copy !req
663. You spared my life in Los Angeles.Copy !req
664. You should have shot me in that alley.
But you didn't pull the trigger...Copy !req
665. because you can't escape your past.Copy !req
666. I didn't kill you because
I'm not an assassin.Copy !req
667. Let me repay the favor, Lee.Copy !req
668. I'll allow you to live, if you
promise to leave Paris tonight.Copy !req
669. You got a deal. Thank you
for showin' us the sewer.Copy !req
670. Listen, that's a badass suit.
Let's get the hell outta here.Copy !req
671. What about Han and his daughter?Copy !req
672. There is nothing I can do for them.Copy !req
673. - I have no choice.
- Then I have no choice.Copy !req
674. Well, I guess he's stayin'.
Who wanna take me to the airport?Copy !req
675. We'll always be brothers, Lee.Copy !req
676. In this life and the next.Copy !req
677. Tell me, Kenji, who's Shy Shen?Copy !req
678. Some secrets are worth dying for.Copy !req
679. Oh. OK. A—All right. OK.Copy !req
680. Lee, what the hell is goin' on?Copy !req
681. Go!Copy !req
682. Hey, which way, man?Copy !req
683. - Shit, Lee, it's locked!
- Over here!Copy !req
684. - Lee!
- We have to jump!Copy !req
685. - Ooph.
- Oh, that's the sewer!Copy !req
686. - Hell no, Lee!
- No choice!Copy !req
687. - I'd rather die.
- Come on!Copy !req
688. Oh!Copy !req
689. Shi-I-I-I-I-it!Copy !req
690. I'm gonna kill you, Lee!Copy !req
691. Bonjour. Welcome to
the Plaza Athenee.Copy !req
692. How may I help you?Copy !req
693. It's great to see you again.
It's been too long.Copy !req
694. Yes, far too long, sir.Copy !req
695. Listen, I need a big suite,
two beds, two showers...Copy !req
696. a massage therapist, some new clothes
and a case of Old Spice.Copy !req
697. It's all your fault.
How come you didn't tell me about Kenji?Copy !req
698. It was none of your business.Copy !req
699. In case you missed it, man,
people are tryin' to kill me.Copy !req
700. I'm covered in shit and some French cops
whupped my ass...Copy !req
701. with some Yellow Pages, man.Copy !req
702. So don't tell me it ain't
none of my business.Copy !req
703. You're lucky we're not
in Hong Kong.Copy !req
704. Phone book is twice as big.Copy !req
705. Why you didn't tell me
you had a brother, man?Copy !req
706. Oh, hell, no—Copy !req
707. - Lady.
- Oui?Copy !req
708. This damn dog just pissed on me.Copy !req
709. Good girl.Copy !req
710. You know what I think?Copy !req
711. I think you feel sorry for this guy.Copy !req
712. Maybe Kenji didn't get away in LA.Copy !req
713. Maybe you let him go.Copy !req
714. The yakuza killed his family in Tokyo.
He was sent to China when he was 7.Copy !req
715. He was put in Chenzhou,
the orphanage where I grew up.Copy !req
716. We kept each other alive.Copy !req
717. You protected each other.
And you're still protectin' him.Copy !req
718. I call him shyong dih.Copy !req
719. He was like my brother.Copy !req
720. And then I left him.Copy !req
721. You was adopted.
What choice did you have?Copy !req
722. He ended up on the streets.Copy !req
723. You could never understand.Copy !req
724. I understand, man.
I got a brother.Copy !req
725. My little brother Perry.Copy !req
726. We used to be best friends.
Now we don't even speak.Copy !req
727. He think I tipped off the cops
about his chicken fights in his garage.Copy !req
728. Can you believe that?
My own brother think I'm a snitch.Copy !req
729. Just 'cause my chicken lost
in the semifinals.Copy !req
730. I didn't even really care.Copy !req
731. - Carter.
- Fight was fixed, man.Copy !req
732. My bird was fightin' a chicken
that didn't make his weight.Copy !req
733. And he still went the distance.Copy !req
734. He had a lotta heart.
And he was delicious.Copy !req
735. It's best if I do this on my own.
This fight is personal.Copy !req
736. Lemme help you, man.
I'm-a tell you right now...Copy !req
737. whatever Kenji's
tellin' you, it ain't true.Copy !req
738. - He ain't your brother.
- And you are not my brother.Copy !req
739. Huh.Copy !req
740. Fine.Copy !req
741. I'm not your brother.Copy !req
742. Wow. Holy smokes!Copy !req
743. Okey-dokey, Dr. Jones.
Hold on to your potatoes.Copy !req
744. Yes, I would like to order
some fried chicken, please.Copy !req
745. Oh, and some sweet-potato pie.Copy !req
746. Merci.Copy !req
747. Enjoy your mu shu, sir.Copy !req
748. - Merci.
- Goodbye.Copy !req
749. Hm. "Genevieve."Copy !req
750. Phew.Copy !req
751. - Oh.
- Hello, Inspector.Copy !req
752. Minister Reynard.Copy !req
753. They want to kill me.
Me and my family.Copy !req
754. A dozen agents
from the French secret police...Copy !req
755. have already been murdered...
only this last month.Copy !req
756. We are at war with the triads,
right here in my own city.Copy !req
757. Who is Shy Shen?Copy !req
758. Ah, Shy Shen—uh—
Shy Shen is not a person.Copy !req
759. It's a list.Copy !req
760. - A list?
- Yes.Copy !req
761. Every 5 years, the triad bosses
come together...Copy !req
762. for an election, and during that ceremony
they choose the men...Copy !req
763. who will lead the triads.Copy !req
764. - Dragon heads.
- Yes.Copy !req
765. 13 dragon heads who will control...Copy !req
766. the largest criminal organization
in the world.Copy !req
767. And their 13 names are inscribed
on the list known as Shy Shen.Copy !req
768. A list which has been handed
down and kept secret...Copy !req
769. from generation to generation.Copy !req
770. If the names on that list
were ever to get out...Copy !req
771. well, the secret society
wouldn't be so secret anymore...Copy !req
772. and they would all end up in jail,
or dead.Copy !req
773. And the list is somewhere in Paris?Copy !req
774. A young lady named Genevieve
made contact with Ambassador Han...Copy !req
775. and we believe she knows where it is.Copy !req
776. I'm asking for your help, Inspector.Copy !req
777. Finish what Ambassador Han started.Copy !req
778. Get to the girl before the triads do
and you'll get Shy Shen.Copy !req
779. Ha ha ha!Copy !req
780. Ca va, oui, oui, voulez-vous.Copy !req
781. I don't understand.
Who are you?Copy !req
782. - Who am I?
- Oui.Copy !req
783. I'm Bubbles.
The new costume designer!Copy !req
784. Has anyone seen Genevieve?Copy !req
785. Uh, she has her own
dressing room.Copy !req
786. Ah.Copy !req
787. Wait. Bubbles.Copy !req
788. Uh, do we look OK?Copy !req
789. No. No, no.Copy !req
790. These costumes are terrible!Copy !req
791. Ladies, please, we have work to do!Copy !req
792. First, I will dress the blondes.Copy !req
793. And then...Copy !req
794. the brunettes.Copy !req
795. And finally...Copy !req
796. the hybrids.Copy !req
797. The Lord have truly bless you all
with tremendous talent...Copy !req
798. trust me.Copy !req
799. And some of you have
what I like to call...Copy !req
800. silver-dollar potential.Copy !req
801. Lee! What you doin' here?Copy !req
802. What are you doing here?Copy !req
803. - I found Genevieve.
- So did I.Copy !req
804. - They're gonna kill her.
- What?Copy !req
805. - Lee, you get the lights, I'll get the girl.
- Oh.Copy !req
806. - Your life is in danger.
- What the hell's going on?Copy !req
807. You step into that spotlight,
it's the last step you ever gonna take.Copy !req
808. They're gonna kill you right now.Copy !req
809. James Carter, LAPD:Copy !req
810. Sorry, James.
It's time for my solo.Copy !req
811. You gotta come with me now, girl.Copy !req
812. Get your hands off me!Copy !req
813. We are friends of Ambassador Han.Copy !req
814. Trust us, girl.Copy !req
815. Taxi.Copy !req
816. Taxi!Copy !req
817. - Get in.
- It's George!Copy !req
818. Go, go, go.Copy !req
819. I've been looking for you
all day, my friend.Copy !req
820. We need to talk.Copy !req
821. Forget it, George.
We're not paying for any damages.Copy !req
822. Oh, no, no, no.
I don't want you to pay.Copy !req
823. I wanna ask if I could
drive you full time no charge.Copy !req
824. Why you want to drive us?Copy !req
825. Today was amazing.
The guns, the shooting.Copy !req
826. Now I understand
what it is to be an American.Copy !req
827. Please, I'm begging you.
Let me be your driver.Copy !req
828. Let me kill someone tonight!Copy !req
829. You'll never be an American, OK?Copy !req
830. I'll drink this shit all day if I have to.Copy !req
831. Just give me a chance.Copy !req
832. All right, fine.
Get us to the Plaza, fast.Copy !req
833. You got it, boss.Copy !req
834. Hold on.Copy !req
835. So you think she stole this
Shy Shen list from the triads?Copy !req
836. Only one way to find out.Copy !req
837. You thinking what I'm thinking?Copy !req
838. We need her to talk.
Get her relaxed.Copy !req
839. Maybe open up some wine
from the minibar.Copy !req
840. Wow.Copy !req
841. Maybe we should put on
a dirty movie.Copy !req
842. - Lee!
- Only 9.95.Copy !req
843. This our chance to find Shy Shen.Copy !req
844. I'm goin' in.Copy !req
845. What's wrong with you?Copy !req
846. Wait, let me go with you.Copy !req
847. Some things a man has to do
on his own.Copy !req
848. You OK?Copy !req
849. Kenji must have figured out
what I've done.Copy !req
850. I'm as good as dead.Copy !req
851. You stole the list, didn't you?
You tried to sell it to Han?Copy !req
852. You don't get it.
I'm one of them.Copy !req
853. And if I'm dead, you're dead.Copy !req
854. Hey, we're safe.
No one knows we're here.Copy !req
855. Just relax.Copy !req
856. No one is safe.Copy !req
857. I'm marked.Copy !req
858. Trust me.Copy !req
859. Now why should I trust you?Copy !req
860. As the Chinese say...Copy !req
861. What does that mean?Copy !req
862. "A donkey's lips will not fit
on a horse's mouth."Copy !req
863. I'm not sure how that applies.Copy !req
864. Well, I was just thinking
you had nice lips.Copy !req
865. That's all.Copy !req
866. You saved my life today.
Thank you, Carter.Copy !req
867. Oh, please. Call me James.Copy !req
868. Or Stallion.Copy !req
869. No one's saved me
in a long time.Copy !req
870. How can I repay you?Copy !req
871. You got 20 bucks?Copy !req
872. How 'bout ten?Copy !req
873. Oh, man. Mmm.Copy !req
874. - James.
- What?Copy !req
875. - I'm bad.
- I'm bad too.Copy !req
876. I'm a bad girl.Copy !req
877. Hallelujah!Copy !req
878. Oh, yeah.
That's it, baby. Yeah. Uh-oh.Copy !req
879. Ha ha. Oh, yeah. That's it, baby.Copy !req
880. Oh, yeah. Bite that ear.
Punish that ear.Copy !req
881. Do what you wanna do.Copy !req
882. Oh, baby—Whoa, whoa,
whoa, wait a minute.Copy !req
883. My nipples are sensitive.
Be careful down there.Copy !req
884. I've never been with
an American man before.Copy !req
885. Neither have I.Copy !req
886. I feel so safe with you.
Do you want me?Copy !req
887. Ha. How you say "Twice now
and once in the shower" in French?Copy !req
888. Wait here. I'm going
to the bathroom.Copy !req
889. Make myself more comfortable.Copy !req
890. You need some matches?Copy !req
891. Don't move.
I'll be right back.Copy !req
892. Hello, room service?Copy !req
893. Send me up a bottle of honey
and some Red Bull.Copy !req
894. Do you like it?Copy !req
895. No wonder Lance Armstrong
came all the way here to ride a bike.Copy !req
896. Merci beaucoup.Copy !req
897. Oui, baby, oui!Copy !req
898. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
899. Voulez... vous
coucher avec moi, baby?Copy !req
900. Je t'aime.Copy !req
901. Voulez-vous.Copy !req
902. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
903. Je t'aime, baby, je t'aime!Copy !req
904. Freeze! Don't move!Copy !req
905. Ah! Shit! Damn!Copy !req
906. - I'm shot.
- It's OK, it's OK.Copy !req
907. It's just a flesh wound.
It's OK. Gen—Copy !req
908. Genevieve, Genevieve,
let me help you.Copy !req
909. - Let me help you, baby.
- I'm terribly sorry.Copy !req
910. - I'm OK.
- Where you going?Copy !req
911. Je—Damn.Copy !req
912. So we even now, huh?
Is that it?Copy !req
913. I shoot your girl,
you shoot my girl?Copy !req
914. I was trying to save your life.Copy !req
915. Well, you couldn't wait five minutes?Copy !req
916. We—We was about to
make love, man!Copy !req
917. And you ruin it.Copy !req
918. They will be coming for us.
We have to get out of here now.Copy !req
919. You hear that?
We have to get out of here now.Copy !req
920. - Damn, Lee! Damn you.
- Sorry.Copy !req
921. Next time I'm getting
my own damn room.Copy !req
922. Get them out, George.Copy !req
923. These people are danger,
they're bleeding.Copy !req
924. How can you bring them
to our home?Copy !req
925. Paulette, there is something
you should know.Copy !req
926. I'm not what you think I am.Copy !req
927. Are you telling me you're gay?Copy !req
928. I'm trying tell you... I'm an American spy.Copy !req
929. Ha. You a spy?Copy !req
930. Yes, I'm working undercover
with the police.Copy !req
931. We're about to crack a big case!Copy !req
932. Shut your mouth, George.
Not another word.Copy !req
933. You're a stupid cab driver,
like your father was a stupid cab driver.Copy !req
934. What kind of case could you crack?Copy !req
935. Can't talk about it.Copy !req
936. From this moment on, don't ever ask me
about my business!Copy !req
937. Come with me, schmuck. Now.Copy !req
938. We need to get out of the city.Copy !req
939. We're not going anywhere till you tell us
exactly what's going on.Copy !req
940. Did you steal that list
from the triads?Copy !req
941. Genevieve, we cannot help you
until you tell us the truth.Copy !req
942. Where is Shy Shen?Copy !req
943. It's right here.Copy !req
944. Holy mother of Jesus!
She's a man.Copy !req
945. I went to second base
with a damn Frenchman.Copy !req
946. It's The Crying Games.Copy !req
947. I'm Brokeback Carter. Oh, God.Copy !req
948. I'm not a man. It's just a wig.Copy !req
949. You sure about that? Huh?Copy !req
950. Lee, go over there
and check the hardware.Copy !req
951. If she got anything in her bag
bigger than a three-iron...Copy !req
952. we gonna beat his ass!Copy !req
953. I'm a woman, James.
A woman who needs a way out.Copy !req
954. You have to help me.Copy !req
955. - You have Shy Shen?
- No.Copy !req
956. I am Shy Shen.Copy !req
957. In ancient times, when the triads
would select new leaders...Copy !req
958. they would secretly tattoo
the names onto a woman...Copy !req
959. a woman who could carry
the list of Shy Shen...Copy !req
960. to the 35 provinces of China.Copy !req
961. When her journey ended
and the new leaders were informed...Copy !req
962. the woman would be beheaded
and buried forever.Copy !req
963. No records, no witnesses.Copy !req
964. What type of tradition is that?Copy !req
965. Have these guys ever heard of
a damn fax machine?Copy !req
966. Kenji made me do it,
said it was a great honor.Copy !req
967. I wanted to do it for him.
For the brotherhood.Copy !req
968. Then why did you
send the names to Han?Copy !req
969. Because I thought the World Court
could protect me.Copy !req
970. But now I see... nobody can.Copy !req
971. You are messed up
in some weird shit, lady.Copy !req
972. I mean man.
Whatever the hell you are.Copy !req
973. I'm a woman!Copy !req
974. And they will send a army to kill me.
To protect their way.Copy !req
975. You know what?
We can't fight no army, Lee.Copy !req
976. Who gonna protect me? I mean us?Copy !req
977. I know a place.Copy !req
978. I won't be here
when you come out. I'm sorry.Copy !req
979. My wife says I can't be a spy,
that I have to be home for dinner.Copy !req
980. The truth is I'm a driver.
Nothing more.Copy !req
981. This is my destiny.Copy !req
982. I will never know what it's like
to be an American.Copy !req
983. Never know what it feels like
to kill for no reason.Copy !req
984. George, it's OK.Copy !req
985. Thank you.Copy !req
986. Au revoir. And good luck.Copy !req
987. - Au revoir.
- Bye, George.Copy !req
988. Minister Reynard.Copy !req
989. We have it.Copy !req
990. The Shy Shen list?
This is incredible.Copy !req
991. Some people said it was a myth.Copy !req
992. Naw, it's no myth.
I've seen it. Felt it.Copy !req
993. Kissed it.
But I didn't French kiss it.Copy !req
994. You do understand
how dangerous this is?Copy !req
995. I was gonna use protection.Copy !req
996. Can we go to the police?Copy !req
997. The triads control
too many of them here.Copy !req
998. We have to get you
out of the country.Copy !req
999. Now, my dear...Copy !req
1000. would you mind taking off that wig
and showing us Shy Shen?Copy !req
1001. We never told him she was the list.Copy !req
1002. Look at that. 13 names linked
to centuries of tradition.Copy !req
1003. The only real proof
that their secret world exists.Copy !req
1004. Ugh!Copy !req
1005. Genevieve, get their guns.Copy !req
1006. I told you he was bad.
Didn't I tell you?Copy !req
1007. No.Copy !req
1008. Well, I was thinkin' it.Copy !req
1009. The explosion at the embassy.Copy !req
1010. As head of
the World Criminal Court...Copy !req
1011. it would make sense
for me to be a target.Copy !req
1012. Why did you come to my room?Copy !req
1013. Genevieve was going to be killed.Copy !req
1014. Having you die in the crossfire
would put an end to the investigation.Copy !req
1015. Now, it will end another way.Copy !req
1016. Ha ha. It's over, Reynard.Copy !req
1017. You know what it's like
for old men in prison?Copy !req
1018. They call you "pops."
They make you work in the library.Copy !req
1019. Your best friend? Gonna be a mouse.Copy !req
1020. I'm not going to prison.Copy !req
1021. You have a phone call, Inspector.Copy !req
1022. Hello, brother.Copy !req
1023. I'd like to make a trade.Copy !req
1024. Some friends of mine came across
something in Los Angeles.Copy !req
1025. Something very valuable.Copy !req
1026. Lee.Copy !req
1027. Help me, please.Copy !req
1028. Do we understand each other?Copy !req
1029. What do you want?Copy !req
1030. Shy Shen.Copy !req
1031. You and Genevieve
will meet me alone tonight.Copy !req
1032. If I see your partner
or any other cops, the girl dies.Copy !req
1033. Where?Copy !req
1034. Jules Verne restaurant, midnight.
Don't be late.Copy !req
1035. He brought the girl.
Send the elevator down.Copy !req
1036. Welcome to the party, Lee.Copy !req
1037. Tonight we celebrate
the return of Shy Shen...Copy !req
1038. and the return of my brother.Copy !req
1039. Where is Soo Yung?Copy !req
1040. Ungh.Copy !req
1041. This sword has a past.Copy !req
1042. And like ours, it has seen
much pain, much blood.Copy !req
1043. Urgh!Copy !req
1044. Hundreds of years ago
the triads would kill their enemies...Copy !req
1045. with 100 cuts to the body.Copy !req
1046. They would be very careful to avoid
any major arteries...Copy !req
1047. so that the victim would stay alive
for as long as possible.Copy !req
1048. You have just experienced
your first cut.Copy !req
1049. If anything happens to Soo Yung—Copy !req
1050. You could never kill me, Lee.
We both know that.Copy !req
1051. You know nothing about me.Copy !req
1052. I know you have no wife,
no children, no family.Copy !req
1053. Your life ended when we were kids,
back in Chenzhou.Copy !req
1054. You have nothing. Just like me.Copy !req
1055. I wouldn't say nothin'!Copy !req
1056. He has me.Copy !req
1057. His brother from another mother.Copy !req
1058. Where is she?Copy !req
1059. Enjoying the view.Copy !req
1060. Soo Yung!Copy !req
1061. Lee!Copy !req
1062. Help.Copy !req
1063. Let her go.Copy !req
1064. What the hell is wrong with you?Copy !req
1065. Do you wanna die, Kenji?Copy !req
1066. Get her in here!Copy !req
1067. Carter, drop the gun.Copy !req
1068. Get her off that damn rope,
or I'm shootin' you...Copy !req
1069. and the damn Temptations.Copy !req
1070. Right now!Copy !req
1071. Oh, no! Lee!Copy !req
1072. Lee.Copy !req
1073. - Do it!
- Put her down!Copy !req
1074. I'm serious!Copy !req
1075. I'm not playin'!Copy !req
1076. You ain't my damn brother.Copy !req
1077. Kenji.Copy !req
1078. - Drop the gun.
- No.Copy !req
1079. Drop it, Carter.Copy !req
1080. Shit.Copy !req
1081. Damn it.Copy !req
1082. - Tonight I lose a brother.
- Aah!Copy !req
1083. Get him, Lee!Copy !req
1084. Gonna get your ass kicked, Kenji.Copy !req
1085. Come on, kill him already!Copy !req
1086. Lee, he might be your brother,
but turn him into your sister.Copy !req
1087. Watch out!Copy !req
1088. Yeah!Copy !req
1089. Bring your little ass here.
Come here.Copy !req
1090. Aaaargh.Copy !req
1091. Give me your hand.Copy !req
1092. Nnngh!Copy !req
1093. Ah!Copy !req
1094. - Grrrah!
- Aaaah!Copy !req
1095. Lee? Lee!Copy !req
1096. - Gnn!
- Hold on, I'm comin'!Copy !req
1097. Get the hell off me.Copy !req
1098. Oh.Copy !req
1099. Yeah, Lee!Copy !req
1100. Whoo!Copy !req
1101. Whoa!Copy !req
1102. Yaaaaah!Copy !req
1103. Ah! Ahhhh!Copy !req
1104. Ahh... ah...Copy !req
1105. Ahhhh! God da—Copy !req
1106. Enough, Kenji!Copy !req
1107. Grrrargh!Copy !req
1108. Aaaaah!Copy !req
1109. Rrrraaaargh!Copy !req
1110. Rrrraargh!Copy !req
1111. Hoh hoh hoh hoh
hoh hoh hoh!Copy !req
1112. Soo Yung!Copy !req
1113. Aaaaah!Copy !req
1114. What are you waiting for? Do it!Copy !req
1115. Ah!Copy !req
1116. Ungh!Copy !req
1117. Let go.Copy !req
1118. Or we're both gonna die.Copy !req
1119. No! I can save you.Copy !req
1120. Ungh. Grrn.Copy !req
1121. Guh.Copy !req
1122. Goodbye, Lee.Copy !req
1123. No, Kenji!Copy !req
1124. No!Copy !req
1125. Aaah!Copy !req
1126. Ah...Copy !req
1127. Gah!Copy !req
1128. Unh.Copy !req
1129. Aaaah!Copy !req
1130. I'm comin', Soo Yung!Copy !req
1131. Oh, my God!Copy !req
1132. What the hell am I doin' up here?Copy !req
1133. Aah! Help.Copy !req
1134. Stay cool, lady.
This doesn't have to end this way.Copy !req
1135. Don't do it. Don't do it, lady.Copy !req
1136. Don't you do it!Copy !req
1137. Think about what you doin'.Copy !req
1138. Please.Copy !req
1139. Please. No.Copy !req
1140. Hey. Hey!Copy !req
1141. Would you like to know
a secret, cop?Copy !req
1142. No.Copy !req
1143. Please.Copy !req
1144. Aaah! Oh, no! No!Copy !req
1145. No!Copy !req
1146. Aaaah!Copy !req
1147. Ah!Copy !req
1148. Aaah!Copy !req
1149. Ah! Aaah!Copy !req
1150. Ah! Aaaaaaah!Copy !req
1151. Oh! Oh.Copy !req
1152. Oh.Copy !req
1153. Huh!Copy !req
1154. Uh! Uh!Copy !req
1155. Uh!Copy !req
1156. Lee! You shoulda seen us, man.
We whupped their ass.Copy !req
1157. Soo Yung!Copy !req
1158. I'm OK.Copy !req
1159. Oh, shit!Copy !req
1160. Call the police.Copy !req
1161. Ungh!Copy !req
1162. Ohhhhh!Copy !req
1163. Ah... yah!Copy !req
1164. Yeah!Copy !req
1165. Whoa! Whoa!Copy !req
1166. Whoa-oa! Whoa!Copy !req
1167. Rah! Hah! Carter!Copy !req
1168. - Hold on!
- Aaah!Copy !req
1169. Ah! Yaaaaah!Copy !req
1170. - Aaaaah!
- Aaah!Copy !req
1171. Gnn.Copy !req
1172. Ah! Oh!Copy !req
1173. - Hang on!
- Lee! Reel me in.Copy !req
1174. - I got you!
- Black people don't fly.Copy !req
1175. Get me up. Get me up.Copy !req
1176. Come on, man. Hurry up.Copy !req
1177. Ungh.Copy !req
1178. Oh! Lee! Get me outta here!Copy !req
1179. Ungh. Argh. Ah.Copy !req
1180. Don't let go of that flag!Copy !req
1181. - Argh.
- Ah!Copy !req
1182. Ungh.Copy !req
1183. Ah!Copy !req
1184. - Ah.
- Thank you, Lee.Copy !req
1185. Carter! Hold on to the flag!Copy !req
1186. Wait, no, no, no, no, no, no!Copy !req
1187. - Aaaaah!
- Aaaaah!Copy !req
1188. - Aaaaaah!
- Aaaaaah!Copy !req
1189. - Aaaah!
- Aaaah!Copy !req
1190. Aaaah!Copy !req
1191. Aaaaaaaah!Copy !req
1192. Lee, I'm gonna kill you
if we don't die!Copy !req
1193. - Aaaah!
- Aaaaaah!Copy !req
1194. Oh, dear Lord, please!
Baby Jesus, help us!Copy !req
1195. - Aaaaaaaaah!
- Aaaaaaaaaaah!Copy !req
1196. Lee! Where you at?Copy !req
1197. I'm drownin'! I'm drownin'!Copy !req
1198. Get this thing off me, Lee!Copy !req
1199. - Carter.
- What?Copy !req
1200. I'm not constipated anymore.Copy !req
1201. Put your hands up.Copy !req
1202. Genevieve.Copy !req
1203. Hey, man, you're the head
of the World Court.Copy !req
1204. What you gonna do,
shoot us down like animals?Copy !req
1205. We're police officers.Copy !req
1206. Yes. And you two
just killed this girl.Copy !req
1207. Blew her brains out.Copy !req
1208. - Carter!
- Don't do it!Copy !req
1209. Carter.Copy !req
1210. - You all right?
- Put the gun down.Copy !req
1211. I followed you.Copy !req
1212. Case closed.Copy !req
1213. Good job, man.Copy !req
1214. Hey, man! You touch me again...Copy !req
1215. you gonna owe me
dinner and a movie.Copy !req
1216. Congratulations.Copy !req
1217. It appears we have finally
brought down the triads.Copy !req
1218. - We?
- You didn't do shit.Copy !req
1219. My butt still hurts.Copy !req
1220. The Americans and the French...Copy !req
1221. need to work together
in the spirit of brotherhood.Copy !req
1222. Together, we can do anything.Copy !req
1223. Anything! Ha ha ha.Copy !req
1224. He's right, Lee.
Together, we can do anything.Copy !req
1225. You go this way...Copy !req
1226. And I'll go that way.Copy !req
1227. That's right, Lee.
For the last 3 years...Copy !req
1228. I've studied the ancient teaching
of booty. Ev—Copy !req
1229. Oh, booty. Ha ha ha ha!Copy !req
1230. Cheese!Copy !req
1231. - Ha ha ha!
- "Cheese"?Copy !req
1232. - Ha ha ha ha ha!
- What?Copy !req
1233. - Freeze.
- Oh, freeze!Copy !req
1234. As soon as she could blink,
the s—seafood service—Copy !req
1235. - Seaf—seafood—
- Secret Service.Copy !req
1236. As soon as sh—she could blink...Copy !req
1237. the sheafood shervish—
Uh, swa—Copy !req
1238. Secret Service.Copy !req
1239. The ssssseaf—Copy !req
1240. Secret, not seafood.Copy !req
1241. I know seafood.Copy !req
1242. - I know secret.
- Secret.Copy !req
1243. - Secret.
- Secret. See?Copy !req
1244. But when everything together,
it become a seafood!Copy !req
1245. - Ha ha ha!
- Ha ha ha ha!Copy !req
1246. Action!Copy !req
1247. - I'm sorry! So sorry.
- It came off.Copy !req
1248. Action!Copy !req
1249. - Oh, shit. You all right?
- Yeah, good.Copy !req
1250. That was my... Muhammad Ali swing, man!Copy !req
1251. Yeah, baby!Copy !req
1252. Ooh.Copy !req
1253. - Oh.
- Whoa.Copy !req
1254. - That's the one, Mama.
- That would have been it.Copy !req
1255. I'm sick of you, Kenji.Copy !req
1256. You been tryin' to kill us
ever since the start of this damn movie.Copy !req
1257. - Raaaaah!
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!Copy !req
1258. Ah!Copy !req
1259. Ah!Copy !req
1260. Action.Copy !req
1261. Action.Copy !req
1262. Action.Copy !req
1263. Ooph!Copy !req
1264. You OK?Copy !req
1265. So her eye is a little
droopy now and she's—Copy !req
1266. So she's working for
El Loc—Lar El Poco.Copy !req
1267. - Ha ha ha.
- I'm sorry.Copy !req
1268. It's El Pollo Loco.Copy !req
1269. So sh—now she works at
El Lolo Poco.Copy !req
1270. El Pollo Loco.Copy !req
1271. El Lo—Loro Poco. Uh.Copy !req
1272. El Poco Loco.Copy !req
1273. El Loco Poco.Copy !req
1274. So—so she works at Elo—Loco Poco,
so what?Copy !req
1275. Ha ha!Copy !req
1276. And... So she works for
El L—Loro Poco.Copy !req
1277. - Ha ha ha.
- El Pollo Loco.Copy !req
1278. - No, we gonna go past that...
- Ha ha ha!Copy !req
1279. 'cause I'm not gettin' that tonight.Copy !req
1280. El Pollo Loco.Copy !req
1281. El—Ohh! Jackie!Copy !req
1282. - El Pollo Loco!
- Whoo!Copy !req
1283. The mom's gone.Copy !req
1284. Maybe we should
put on a dirty movie.Copy !req
1285. Lee!Copy !req
1286. - I like the ones with a story.
- What?Copy !req
1287. - I like the one with a locker-room scene.
- What?Copy !req
1288. I like the one with a prison scene.Copy !req
1289. I like the one with a shower scene.Copy !req
1290. I like the ones with a white girl.Copy !req
1291. I'm into feet.Copy !req
1292. I like the one with the horses.Copy !req
1293. - What's that mean?
- Damn.Copy !req
1294. What he teach me?Copy !req
1295. That's it, one more, one more.
Last one.Copy !req
1296. Are you teaching me a bad word?Copy !req
1297. I like the one with hairy woman.Copy !req
1298. What's wrong with you?Copy !req
1299. I don't know. Brett Ratner tell—Copy !req
1300. - teach me that.
- He'll teach you anything.Copy !req
1301. And you're not my brother.Copy !req
1302. I'm not your brother?Copy !req
1303. All the stuff we've been through?Copy !req
1304. Rush Hour 1, Rush Hour 2?Copy !req
1305. - Ha ha ha.
- Ha ha ha ha ha!Copy !req
1306. Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.Copy !req