1. I believe in the playground.Copy !req
2. It's my favoritest place
in the whole wild world.Copy !req
3. But two yesterdays ago,Copy !req
4. a bad thing happened
when we was playing there.Copy !req
5. Some big boys took my brother's binky
and buried it in the sandbox.Copy !req
6. Binky bye-bye.Copy !req
7. They maked my brother cry.Copy !req
8. So I said, "Dilly,
this is a job for the Bobfather."Copy !req
9. You come to me
on the day of this weddingCopy !req
10. and ask me to take care of the boys
who made your brother cry?Copy !req
11. Um, no.Copy !req
12. Uh, Dil just wants a new binky.Copy !req
13. That's it? A binky?Copy !req
14. I don't get to squeeze no one's head
or pull no one's hair?Copy !req
15. - Uh, no.
- Binky, please.Copy !req
16. Dumb baby. Can't even make a good wish.
All right. Kiss my ring.Copy !req
17. Ew!Copy !req
18. Go send the next one in,
and tell him to bring a sponge.Copy !req
19. Nine, 11,Copy !req
20. uh, 20...Copy !req
21. Chuckie! You're not supposed to look
at your feet when you're dancing.Copy !req
22. But I gots to, Susie.
They just keep getting all tanglied up.Copy !req
23. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
24. Faster, Phillip!
We gots to get to the peoples on top.Copy !req
25. - I gots dibs on the feets.
- Phil, Lil,Copy !req
26. the Bobfather wants to see you now.Copy !req
27. I can't believe
Angelica saw that movie last night.Copy !req
28. I can't mother and merger
at the same time.Copy !req
29. Besides, she only saw a scene or two.
It couldn't have made an impression.Copy !req
30. Uh, Bobfather,
we founded this in our crib.Copy !req
31. Well, that's what you get for wiping
your boogers on Cynthia.Copy !req
32. So that's where I left 'em!Copy !req
33. And now,Copy !req
34. let's give a warm round of applauseCopy !req
35. to our number one newlywedsCopy !req
36. out of this week's
Top Ten Married Couples:Copy !req
37. Mr. And Mrs. Lou and Lulu Pickles!Copy !req
38. Come on, Lulu. Let's show
these whippersnappers how it's done.Copy !req
39. I didn't get these plastic hips
for nothin'.Copy !req
40. So, Chas, buddy, you think
you'll ever tie the knot again?Copy !req
41. 'Cause I got a cousin who's lookin'.Copy !req
42. Big bones, broad shoulders...Copy !req
43. Whoo! And she can eat
her weight in cheese in one sitting!Copy !req
44. Thanks, Betty, but cheese gives me hives.
So does dating.Copy !req
45. Boy, Lou and Lulu sure can boogie.Copy !req
46. You're like family to me, Finster.
Name your wish.Copy !req
47. Um— Um—Copy !req
48. Gosh, Bobfather,
I don't know what to wish for.Copy !req
49. Oh, just pick something already!Copy !req
50. - Um— Uh—
- I don't mean your nose!Copy !req
51. Come on, Chuckie.
Grandpa Lou's throwing the gardener.Copy !req
52. Hmm. ?Copy !req
53. I'll take that binky... ?Copy !req
54. There you go, drooly.Copy !req
55. - It fell off a truck.
- Whoa!Copy !req
56. See, Dilly? You got your wish.Copy !req
57. I'm really happy for you, Pop.Copy !req
58. Yeah. Lulu's a great lady.Copy !req
59. Yep, she's a keeper.Copy !req
60. Course, no one will ever replace
your mother.Copy !req
61. It's her love in here
that helped this old geezer love again.Copy !req
62. All right, folks.Copy !req
63. Now it's time for a special dance
for all the kids and their moms.Copy !req
64. Mommy just loves dancing
with her handsome boys.Copy !req
65. Angelica!Copy !req
66. Wait, Angelica! I think I know—
I-I know what I want to wish for now.Copy !req
67. I'd kinda like to have a new mommy.Copy !req
68. Sorry, Finster. That game's over.Copy !req
69. Besides, I'm wanted on the dance floor.Copy !req
70. But that's my wish.Copy !req
71. It's getting late, Chuckie.
What do you say we head home?Copy !req
72. Chuckie? What are you doing up?Copy !req
73. I was just looking through
some of our old things.Copy !req
74. Remember your Wawa?Copy !req
75. Your mommy made it for you.Copy !req
76. Oh, Chuckie,
your mom was an amazing woman.Copy !req
77. I'll bet she's in heaven right now
looking down on us.Copy !req
78. Oh, I've been missing her
so much, Chuckie.Copy !req
79. You know, maybe we could use
a mommy's touch around here.Copy !req
80. Huh, little guy?Copy !req
81. You gotta love the Internet, Chas.
Behold the future of dating.Copy !req
82. What are they doing?Copy !req
83. My daddy's helping your daddy
catch some dates in a net.Copy !req
84. What are dates?Copy !req
85. Big raisins that make you poop.Copy !req
86. What is it with you babies and poop?Copy !req
87. Gosh! Where do you want us
to start, Angelica?Copy !req
88. Wow! My own web page!Copy !req
89. "Chas Finster. Bureaucrat. Bachelor."Copy !req
90. Are you sure this is gonna work?Copy !req
91. Would I do you wrong, Chas?
Look, you already have 12 dates.Copy !req
92. Wow! That's triple my lifetime record.Copy !req
93. Look at this one.Copy !req
94. She loves sunsets,
long walks on sandy beaches,Copy !req
95. and "is not allowed
in the state of Kentucky."Copy !req
96. Oh, oh, I don't know about this, Stu.Copy !req
97. Let me put it to you this way.Copy !req
98. Dates is for people like Mr. Chuckie's dad
who don't got no wife.Copy !req
99. But why does Chuckie's daddy need a wife?Copy !req
100. Oh, what I have to put up with!Copy !req
101. 'Cause if his daddy gets a new wife,Copy !req
102. then that means Chuckie gets a new mommy.Copy !req
103. I'm really gonna get my wish?Copy !req
104. Yeah, so long as you stay
in my good flavor.Copy !req
105. I didn't know she had a good flavor.Copy !req
106. Guys, guys! I'm gonna gets a mommy!Copy !req
107. And I bet she's gonna be clean
and cuddly and nice.Copy !req
108. - Sounds great, Chuckie.
- I hope she's not too clean.Copy !req
109. What are you waiting for?Copy !req
110. Get off your derri�res and get this show
on the road! Tout de suite!Copy !req
111. I love the sound of panicked
scurrying feet in the morning.Copy !req
112. Don't you, Jean-Claude?Copy !req
113. It moves me deeply, madame.Copy !req
114. Oh, that Stu Pickles!Copy !req
115. I want that nincompoop inventor
here within 24 hours,Copy !req
116. or another head will roll.Copy !req
117. I'll take care of it personally.Copy !req
118. Kira! Madame LaBouche
wants her Pickles. Now!Copy !req
119. H-Hello?Copy !req
120. - Hello?
- Hello, Mr. Pickles?Copy !req
121. This is Kira Watanabe from EuroReptar.Copy !req
122. I'm sorry to call so late,Copy !req
123. but the Reptar that you designed
has broken down,Copy !req
124. and my boss is having a fit.Copy !req
125. Reptar's a hit? That's great.Copy !req
126. We need you to come to Paris
on the next flight.Copy !req
127. Paris. Oh, yeah. The City of Lights.Copy !req
128. Madame kindly recommends that you...Copy !req
129. Come with my family and friends?Copy !req
130. Okeydokey.Copy !req
131. Yeah...Copy !req
132. Hello? Mr. Pickles?
Hello? Are you still there?Copy !req
133. - Hey, Dee, we're going to France.
- Hello?Copy !req
134. Oh, Stu, I'm too tired to dance.Copy !req
135. France?Copy !req
136. I'm going to France, and you're not.Copy !req
137. And I already learned
how to parsley-voo-francy.Copy !req
138. Which, for your information,
means "speak French."Copy !req
139. Au revoir.Copy !req
140. No one likes a show-off, Susie.Copy !req
141. Oops!Copy !req
142. How in the heck
do you work this thing?Copy !req
143. I don't know.
I think I'm gonna scream.Copy !req
144. Oops.Copy !req
145. Guess Robosnail thought he could fly.Copy !req
146. Wow! Press a button, get a mommy!Copy !req
147. I never saw a mommy button before.Copy !req
148. Let's see what kind of mommy
your button gots for you, Chuckie.Copy !req
149. Hey, I wanted to press
the button, Lillian!Copy !req
150. You want the button, Phillip?Copy !req
151. You can't handle the button!Copy !req
152. Oh, look.Copy !req
153. A toy that was already broken.Copy !req
154. Unfortunately, the union forbids me
from picking it up.Copy !req
155. That's a job for your mommy.Copy !req
156. Somebody got up
on the wrong side of the bread.Copy !req
157. - Let's try again.
- No, let's not, Lillian.Copy !req
158. I'll just wait for the Bobfather
to bring her. Whenever that is.Copy !req
159. Let's go ask her, Chuckie. She just
sneaked behind that curtain over there.Copy !req
160. - Hey, what's the big idea?
- Hi, Angelica!Copy !req
161. Oh, for feet's sake!Copy !req
162. Can't you see this is
the "no dumb babies" section?Copy !req
163. Uh, sorry, Angelica,Copy !req
164. but Chuckie was kind of wondering
when his new mommy was coming.Copy !req
165. I'm, um, working on it.Copy !req
166. And I almost had a good one,Copy !req
167. but then I got so hungry
I just had to sit down.Copy !req
168. - Maybe you need a nap.
- Or cookies.Copy !req
169. - Or cookies.
- And ice cream.Copy !req
170. And ice cream!Copy !req
171. Which happens to be
in that kitchen up there.Copy !req
172. Be right back. Come on, you guys!Copy !req
173. Where are they going? There's lots
of neat stuff down here, Phillip.Copy !req
174. Like a hairy toothbrush, a 'tato chip...Copy !req
175. Hey, somebody must have
losted their lunch.Copy !req
176. Mmm!Copy !req
177. Finster!Copy !req
178. Look, Phillip! Party hats.Copy !req
179. Thanks a lot, diaper bags.Copy !req
180. Whoo! I smell a ripey diapie.Copy !req
181. Come on, sweetie. Time to get changed.Copy !req
182. Hey, hey! No one else is being picked up
by a guy in a Reptar suit.Copy !req
183. I was just thinking the same thing.Copy !req
184. Welcome to Paris.Copy !req
185. I've been asked to take you
directly to EuroReptarland.Copy !req
186. Out of my way, babies!Copy !req
187. The prettiest, smartest,
bestest girl gets the front seat.Copy !req
188. So why is she in such a hurry?Copy !req
189. Um, my tummy's all bubbly.Copy !req
190. Don't worry, Lil. I gots your baggie.Copy !req
191. Looky! Reptar's house!Copy !req
192. Pokyo sure looks different on TV, huh?Copy !req
193. Pokyo? Don't you know nothing?
This is Parrots!Copy !req
194. You babies are as dumb here
as you are at home.Copy !req
195. Wee-wee.Copy !req
196. 'Cept him. He's speaking French already.Copy !req
197. Welcome to EuroReptar.Copy !req
198. Yay! Reptarland!Copy !req
199. Et voil�! Our Parisian pied-�-terre.Copy !req
200. Pretty posh digs!Copy !req
201. The beds are quite comfortable.Copy !req
202. Yeah? Incoming!Copy !req
203. And so is the floor.Copy !req
204. It's the most beautifullest potty
I ever seed.Copy !req
205. I'm a diapie man myself.Copy !req
206. Wow! A potty that squirts you back!Copy !req
207. I don't know, you guys.
I squirt myself enough already.Copy !req
208. We're off to the boutiques.Copy !req
209. Okay, it's time to meet Ms. LaBouche,Copy !req
210. the woman who made all this possible.Copy !req
211. Shall we?Copy !req
212. Well, Chas, it looks like you,
me and the kids.Copy !req
213. Oui, oui, mon ami.Copy !req
214. And don't come back!Copy !req
215. Geez, Stu.Copy !req
216. Seems kind of odd to have a Japanese
theme park in the middle of Paris.Copy !req
217. It's a new century.
Just go with "le flow."Copy !req
218. Oh. Wow.Copy !req
219. - Oh!
- Hey.Copy !req
220. Bonjour. Welcome to EuroReptar.Copy !req
221. And one of you must be Mr. Pickles.Copy !req
222. That would be moi.Copy !req
223. And this is my good friend,
Charles Finster.Copy !req
224. - And this is my son, Chuckie.
- Hi, Chuckie.Copy !req
225. Ooh, I like your bear.Copy !req
226. What sweet children.
Is this your first time in Paris?Copy !req
227. Well, France, yes.Copy !req
228. But, you see, I've been to Paris, Texas,
a number of times.Copy !req
229. Wow!Copy !req
230. Reptar's head!Copy !req
231. I wonder if the Bobfather had
anything to do with this.Copy !req
232. Come on, Chuckie! It's a wadey pool!Copy !req
233. Whee!Copy !req
234. - Ooh. They look hungry.
- Must be lunchtime.Copy !req
235. Huh?Copy !req
236. just leave no fingerprints.Copy !req
237. Where did those filthy
little bookends come from?Copy !req
238. Oh, what have you done to my priceless
collection of koi fish?Copy !req
239. I told you to get the piranha.Copy !req
240. Jean-Claude, call the dog catcher!
The exterminator! Do something!Copy !req
241. Oui, madame. Kira!Copy !req
242. Come along, children.Copy !req
243. Um, madame, Mr. Pickles is here.Copy !req
244. Oh, good. Send in the clown.Copy !req
245. So, if it isn't the brilliant designer.Copy !req
246. Well, I wouldn't say brilliant.Copy !req
247. Neither would I.Copy !req
248. Why don't we take the babies
to see the princess paradeCopy !req
249. while they get better acquainted?Copy !req
250. Oh, the kids would love that.Copy !req
251. See this face?Copy !req
252. I never want to make this face again!Copy !req
253. Now get to work.Copy !req
254. I'll have it working in no time.
Mechanical expertise is my middle name.Copy !req
255. Then your first name should be
"I have no."Copy !req
256. Sorry to interrupt your episode,Copy !req
257. but it's the boss on the phone.Copy !req
258. Oh, Monsieur Yamaguchi,
so nice to see you.Copy !req
259. As you know, I'm stepping down
as president of Yamaguchi Industries,Copy !req
260. and I've begun a search
for my replacement.Copy !req
261. Splendid. I accept.Copy !req
262. You are one of the many
under consideration.Copy !req
263. But I have made millions for this company!Copy !req
264. The candidate should not be
concerned only with money.Copy !req
265. They must understand what it means
to bringjoy to children.Copy !req
266. In fact, they themselves
must have the heart of a child.Copy !req
267. I must have one in a jar somewhere.Copy !req
268. In fact, I'm engaged to a wonderful man
with a baby thing all his own.Copy !req
269. Oh! Congratulations, madame.Copy !req
270. I look forward to attending the weddingCopy !req
271. and seeing you with your new family.Copy !req
272. We'll discuss the promotion then. Goodbye.Copy !req
273. What now, Pinocchio?Copy !req
274. Years of clawing my way to the top,
gone to waste.Copy !req
275. Why am I not some child's tender mother?Copy !req
276. Why? Why? Why?Copy !req
277. Because you hate children,Copy !req
278. and men find you to be a heartless shrew?Copy !req
279. There has to be a spineless little man
with a brat of his ownCopy !req
280. somewhere out there.Copy !req
281. Bonjour?Copy !req
282. My chocolates
are in her little American stomach!Copy !req
283. Jean-Claude! Get them back!Copy !req
284. - Open wide. Say "aah."
- No, wait!Copy !req
285. You have five seconds
to come up with a reasonCopy !req
286. why I should not lock you up
forever and ever.Copy !req
287. Um... because I can stick
five raisins up my nose,Copy !req
288. and I can sing real good,
and forever and ever is a long time!Copy !req
289. Ticktock.Copy !req
290. And I know where you can find a spiny
little man with a brat of his own?Copy !req
291. I think... ... I just made a friend.Copy !req
292. Wow! Isn't this neat, Chuckie?Copy !req
293. I don't know.Copy !req
294. There's something kind of weird
about a guy in a ponytail and a dress.Copy !req
295. Golly, Kira, you're a natural.Copy !req
296. Well, I have
a beautiful little girl to thank for that.Copy !req
297. Kimi. She's almost two.Copy !req
298. So's my Chuckie!Copy !req
299. I mean, not a girl, I mean, but...
well, you know...Copy !req
300. Oh, look! The princess is coming.Copy !req
301. Once upon a time, there was
a mighty dinosaur named Reptar.Copy !req
302. Everyone ran away from him
except the beautiful princess.Copy !req
303. She was not afraid,Copy !req
304. because she could see
that Reptar was not vicious.Copy !req
305. He was lonely and unhappy.Copy !req
306. So she promised to take care of himCopy !req
307. and keep him safe and loved
forever and ever.Copy !req
308. Forever and ever...Copy !req
309. My mommy says Mr. Chuckie's dad
is so desperateCopy !req
310. that he'll marry the first lady
that plops the question.Copy !req
311. Excellent!
Now, run along before you give me lice.Copy !req
312. Hey! What do I get out of this deal?Copy !req
313. Ha! Why should I give you anything?Copy !req
314. Gee, I don't know.Copy !req
315. 'Cause I could accidentally tell someoneCopy !req
316. why you want to marry Mr. Chuckie's dad?Copy !req
317. An extra scoop for cunning.Copy !req
318. Tell Auntie Coco what you desire.Copy !req
319. Let's see. Not much.Copy !req
320. Just my own float
in the Reptarland parade,Copy !req
321. with matching ponies
and my own fashion showCopy !req
322. and to be the flower girl at your wedding.Copy !req
323. Ha! And who said Americans are greedy?Copy !req
324. I will take care of it, Angelique.Copy !req
325. Jean-Claude, find out
where our guests are dining tonight.Copy !req
326. Love is on the menu.Copy !req
327. This place gots
the biggest babies I ever sawed.Copy !req
328. That's gotta be one stinky diapie.Copy !req
329. When I came to France,
I had dreams of bouillabaisse,Copy !req
330. cr�pe suzette, chicken cordon bleu...Copy !req
331. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, I had dreams of eating with a fork.Copy !req
332. Now pass the squid brains.Copy !req
333. It's karaoke time!Copy !req
334. Well, do-re-mi.Copy !req
335. And when I seed the magic sprinklies
in my hand,Copy !req
336. I knowed she was the one.Copy !req
337. You mean you want the princess
to be your new mommy?Copy !req
338. Yep. She's everything
I've been wishin' for.Copy !req
339. She's real nice, she loves Reptar,Copy !req
340. and bestest of all,Copy !req
341. we could live happily forever after.Copy !req
342. Stuart?Copy !req
343. What a surprise!Copy !req
344. Everyone, this is Madame LaBouche.Copy !req
345. Uh-uh-uh. Mademoiselle.Copy !req
346. And who is this devastatingly
handsome red-haired manCopy !req
347. you are trying to hide from me?Copy !req
348. That's my good friend,
Chas Finster.Copy !req
349. Enchant�e.Copy !req
350. Bonsoir, mademoiselle.Copy !req
351. Oh, call me Coco.Copy !req
352. And that adorable misproportioned
ragamuffin must be your son.Copy !req
353. Madame LaBouche! Madame LaBouche!Copy !req
354. - Oh, hi, Kira.
- What?Copy !req
355. I'm sorry to interrupt, madame,
but these need your signature.Copy !req
356. - Can you join us for dinner?
- Why, I—Copy !req
357. Oh, you're much too busy, Kira!Copy !req
358. Oh, that's too bad.Copy !req
359. Oh! That must be Kimi!Copy !req
360. - Who?
- My daughter.Copy !req
361. Oh. Of course.Copy !req
362. So, Kimi, do you and your mommy
and daddy live in Reptarland?Copy !req
363. Not exactly.Copy !req
364. It's just me and my mommy,
and we live in Paris.Copy !req
365. But I gets to come here all the time.Copy !req
366. Kimi, you met the princess?Copy !req
367. Sure. Lots of times.Copy !req
368. She lives out there,
in that castle on that bowlcanoCopy !req
369. and comes out between 'splosions.Copy !req
370. Now we know where to find
your new princess mom, Chuckie.Copy !req
371. Chuckie?Copy !req
372. Sorry. I stopped listening
after "'splosions."Copy !req
373. Hey, do you think Kimi would likeCopy !req
374. to come to the park
with me and the kids tomorrow?Copy !req
375. Oh, what a coincidence!Copy !req
376. I planned to spend the day
with her there myself.Copy !req
377. - But, madame! You never—
- Tire of taking care of your daughter.Copy !req
378. So, it's a date.Copy !req
379. It'll just be you and me
and that adorable swarm of infants.Copy !req
380. Wow! Robosnail!Copy !req
381. I think I'm in love.Copy !req
382. Hi, Robie.Copy !req
383. Why didn't you people
just follow my design?Copy !req
384. I used paper clips and rubber bands
for a reason!Copy !req
385. I love their fries and everything,
but this is advanced robotics.Copy !req
386. It looks pretty complicated.Copy !req
387. Actually, it's not.Copy !req
388. You just put on the gear,
and anything you do, Reptar does.Copy !req
389. It's so simple, a child could work it.
Right, champ?Copy !req
390. Huh? Oh, no, no!Copy !req
391. Sorry!Copy !req
392. Did I say child? I meant young adult.Copy !req
393. Bonjour, everyone.Copy !req
394. Ready to go, mon ch�r?Copy !req
395. Let me just get Dilly settled.Copy !req
396. And how is this precious gherkin today?Copy !req
397. Why, you're just a lawsuit
waiting to happen, aren't you?Copy !req
398. Mon ch�ri,Copy !req
399. I could listen to your fascinating
health history all day.Copy !req
400. Then I'll tell you
all about my poor sinus drainageCopy !req
401. when I get back
from the little boys' room.Copy !req
402. Would you mind holding Dil?Copy !req
403. Uh— Of course not.Copy !req
404. This should be good.Copy !req
405. So, we meet again.Copy !req
406. How delightful.Copy !req
407. Kira! They're staring at me,Copy !req
408. and this child is leaking from the mouth.Copy !req
409. What do I do?Copy !req
410. Just smile and be nice.Copy !req
411. Hello! You are not horrible.Copy !req
412. No!Copy !req
413. Let go!Copy !req
414. Do you know
how much I paid for these lips?Copy !req
415. I don't think Dil likes
that lady too much, you guys.Copy !req
416. Stop it, you dripping urchin!Copy !req
417. I don't think she likes Dil
too much either.Copy !req
418. She's not a very nice lady.
She's too pointy.Copy !req
419. Kira, he's crying. What do I do now?Copy !req
420. Comfort him.
Gently bounce him up and down.Copy !req
421. Ah. According to Lipschitz,
Dilly just gave you a gift.Copy !req
422. Why wouldn't he?Copy !req
423. After all, children, they are my life!Copy !req
424. Oh! I have that poem taped
to the refrigerator!Copy !req
425. - Pardon?
- "Children Are My Life."Copy !req
426. It is a classic!Copy !req
427. "Dappled laughter, patting feet."Copy !req
428. "Joy and wonder, heaven's treat."Copy !req
429. It is one of my favorites!Copy !req
430. "Joy and wonder, heaven's treat."
It's one of my favorites.Copy !req
431. Wow!Copy !req
432. Oh, dear. They're getting fussy.Copy !req
433. Why don't you take them
to Ooey Gooey World?Copy !req
434. Ooey Gooey World?Copy !req
435. Ooey Gooey World!Copy !req
436. What a great idea!Copy !req
437. Kira, remind me to eliminateCopy !req
438. whoever wrote this hideous song!Copy !req
439. Look! No hands! Whee!Copy !req
440. Whoo! It's so soft and squishiful.Copy !req
441. Yeah, it's good stuff. Let's stock up.Copy !req
442. And exactly how
am I opposed to find the princessCopy !req
443. with my glasses all googlied up?Copy !req
444. Here.Copy !req
445. Thanks, I guess.Copy !req
446. Look, the castle!
Let's go see that princess, Chuckie!Copy !req
447. You guys, they said to keep your hands
and feets inside at all times.Copy !req
448. That didn't stop her!Copy !req
449. Come on! I'll show you the short cup!Copy !req
450. Kimi, no!Copy !req
451. You guys!Copy !req
452. - What are you waiting for?
- Oh, great. Another Tommy.Copy !req
453. Kimi! Madame, the babies are gone!Copy !req
454. Finally. Huh? No!Copy !req
455. Wait! Get them back
before Wheezy finds out!Copy !req
456. Security, we have an emergency situation!Copy !req
457. All this goo is giving me a diapie rash!Copy !req
458. I told you I knowed a short cup!Copy !req
459. That was the longest short cup
I ever tooked.Copy !req
460. There they are!Copy !req
461. - There's the princess!
- Isn't she beautiful?Copy !req
462. Oh, no! She's gone!Copy !req
463. Go get her, Chuckie. She's right inside.Copy !req
464. You're right, Tommy. I'm gonna do it.Copy !req
465. What if she doesn't like me?Copy !req
466. Go ahead, Chuckie.
You'll never know unless you try.Copy !req
467. Go ahead, Chuckie.Copy !req
468. Allez-hoop, little baby.Copy !req
469. The babies have been apprehended.Copy !req
470. We're on our way back to Ooey Gooey World.Copy !req
471. At least
we didn't have to walk back.Copy !req
472. Ooh. Look, mon ch�ri.Copy !req
473. Oh! I think he likes me.Copy !req
474. We're both lactose intolerant, love kids,Copy !req
475. and she finds bureaucrats fascinating.Copy !req
476. Who doesn't, you babe magnet!Copy !req
477. Well, just be careful, Charles.Copy !req
478. I wouldn't want you to rush into anything.Copy !req
479. I won't. Don't worry.Copy !req
480. First I have to see how Coco
and my little Chuckie get along.Copy !req
481. He and I are a team, you know.Copy !req
482. - Tommy?
- Yeah, Chuckie?Copy !req
483. Do you think that someone like meCopy !req
484. could ever learn to be brave like you,
my daddy and Reptar?Copy !req
485. Sure.Copy !req
486. But how, Tommy?Copy !req
487. Well, um,Copy !req
488. maybe you could try thinking of something
else next time you feel a-scared.Copy !req
489. I tried that once,Copy !req
490. but I just thought of something scarier.Copy !req
491. Why don't you try thinking about stuff
that makes you feel good?Copy !req
492. You mean like my Reptar night-lightCopy !req
493. or my Happy Hippo blankieCopy !req
494. or my favoritest moon rock?Copy !req
495. Uh-huh.Copy !req
496. Or... Or a new mommy?Copy !req
497. Next time I see the princess,
I'm gonna be brave.Copy !req
498. Sweet dreams, Chuckie.Copy !req
499. What's this?Copy !req
500. A gold inhaler?Copy !req
501. Gee, most hotels just leave mints.Copy !req
502. "Chad, you take my breath away"?Copy !req
503. "Forever yours, Coco."Copy !req
504. "Chad?"Copy !req
505. Yeah, right.Copy !req
506. Yeah, that'll be the day.Copy !req
507. Hello?Copy !req
508. Chuckie! You gots to get ready.Copy !req
509. Huh?Copy !req
510. Angelica says we're gonna get to see
the princess in a show with Reptar.Copy !req
511. This could be your chance.Copy !req
512. I'm gonna meet the princess?Copy !req
513. Yep.Copy !req
514. I'm gonna meet the princess!Copy !req
515. Gee, Tommy,
maybe I should take her a present.Copy !req
516. Something real nice, so she knows
how much I want her to be my mommy.Copy !req
517. You want a princess to be your mom?Copy !req
518. - But what about Coco?
- Who?Copy !req
519. Mr. Chuckie's dad's girlfriend.
The Reptarland lady.Copy !req
520. That lady's not the princess, Angelica.Copy !req
521. Yeah! I'm gonna get the real princess
for my mommy.Copy !req
522. Listen up, babies!Copy !req
523. I'm supposed to ride in my own parade,Copy !req
524. on a float with lots of pink tarnations
and ponies,Copy !req
525. and you'd better not mess it up for me!Copy !req
526. I know somebody who needs a nap.Copy !req
527. The show's gonna start!
Who gots the cookies?Copy !req
528. - Right here!
- Oh, yum!Copy !req
529. - Yeah! Tasty.
- Looks like a booger.Copy !req
530. Bonjour, mes amis.
Let me show you to your seats.Copy !req
531. Thank you for the inhaler, Coco.Copy !req
532. Whenever I wheeze, I'll think of you.Copy !req
533. Who said Americans are not romantic?Copy !req
534. Oh, how is Coco's favorite boy?Copy !req
535. Oh, uh, he must be excited about the show.Copy !req
536. Eating this goo is making my tummy bubbly.Copy !req
537. I thought you could
only do that in the bathtub.Copy !req
538. Hi, Mr. Chuckie's dad's girlfriend.
How's my float coming along?Copy !req
539. Fabulous. We're just waiting
for the matching ponies.Copy !req
540. And I still get the floatCopy !req
541. if Mr. Chuckie's dad marries
a princess 'stead of you, right?Copy !req
542. What? Why do you ask?Copy !req
543. 'Cause, um, well. Um...Copy !req
544. The Finster kid is planning
on getting a princess for a mom.Copy !req
545. And let's face it, lady,
you're no princess.Copy !req
546. Not a princess? Well!Copy !req
547. If the tiara fits, wear it.Copy !req
548. Ooh, I smell trouble.Copy !req
549. Oh! The princess!Copy !req
550. She's beautiful!Copy !req
551. I hate it when they sing. ?Copy !req
552. See how nice his head stays on?Copy !req
553. Forever and ever.Copy !req
554. Wow! He's sharing Wawa!Copy !req
555. Madame LaBouche?Copy !req
556. - That lady's the princess?
- She can't be!Copy !req
557. Bravo!Copy !req
558. Bravo!Copy !req
559. Isn't she talented?Copy !req
560. Oh, gosh, you guys,
I think Chuckie and I are both in love.Copy !req
561. - Say brie!
- Brie!Copy !req
562. Merci.Copy !req
563. Watch the dress. Watch the dress!Copy !req
564. Charles, I'm delighted that you've met
someone special here in Paris.Copy !req
565. But don't you think you're rushing things?
Marriage is a big step.Copy !req
566. Why wait, Deed?
They're two crazy kids in love.Copy !req
567. Yum, yum!Copy !req
568. My tummy's not been this happy in forever!Copy !req
569. Hey! Looks like it's time for dessert.Copy !req
570. Get us something good, Dilly.Copy !req
571. Sure is gonna be great having
my princess mommy.Copy !req
572. Isn't it?Copy !req
573. Of course it is, Chuckie.Copy !req
574. Then how come I don't feel so good?Copy !req
575. Well, uh...Copy !req
576. Maybe this thing is too tight.Copy !req
577. Do you see those sticky fingers?Copy !req
578. Jam-covered mouths? Dirty little faces?Copy !req
579. Disinfect them!Copy !req
580. Ah! What are you doing
with that mangy thing? Give me that!Copy !req
581. How dare you defy me!Copy !req
582. You babies are in trouble now.Copy !req
583. You are going to be mine,
you will do things my way!Copy !req
584. Jean-Claude,
take those wretched dust mops away!Copy !req
585. I will not have them ruining
my wedding day!Copy !req
586. Looks like you dumb babies
will be missing the wedding.Copy !req
587. And don't forget the big mouth too.Copy !req
588. My pleasure, madame.Copy !req
589. Keep your hands off me, you big bully!Copy !req
590. What do you think you're doing?
I'm the flower girl!Copy !req
591. I feel your pain, mademoiselle.Copy !req
592. Unfortunately, you just got the boot.Copy !req
593. But what about my float
and the matching ponies?Copy !req
594. - Madame LaBouche!
- Burn this hideous, moth-eaten plaything.Copy !req
595. I never want to see it again.Copy !req
596. Oh...Copy !req
597. To Notre-Dame, and move it.Copy !req
598. Madame LaBouche,
you cannot go through with this.Copy !req
599. It's obvious you don't really love
Chas or Chuckie.Copy !req
600. Which is which again?Copy !req
601. I can no longer stand by
and watch you destroy their lives.Copy !req
602. I'm going to tell Chas the truth!Copy !req
603. And there's not a thing
you can do to stop me.Copy !req
604. Except throw you out on the curb.Copy !req
605. Au revoir!Copy !req
606. Looks like our little mouse
is up for the chase. Step on it.Copy !req
607. I'm sorry, guys.Copy !req
608. If I didn't want a princess mommy so bad,Copy !req
609. we wouldn't be in this terrible place.Copy !req
610. It's not so terrible.Copy !req
611. I mean, at least we gots Reptar
to keep us company.Copy !req
612. Well, I decided I don't want
a princess mommy no more.Copy !req
613. I don't need the magic and sparkly dust.Copy !req
614. Alls I wants is a real mommy
like you guys gots.Copy !req
615. I want a mommy who smiles
and talks nice to meCopy !req
616. and tucks me in at night
and tells me stories.Copy !req
617. And... who loves me.Copy !req
618. Oh, come on, Finster. Don't cry.Copy !req
619. I can't help it, Angelica.Copy !req
620. I feel bad.Copy !req
621. My daddy's marrying a lady
who doesn't like meCopy !req
622. or my Wawa or my friends.Copy !req
623. Actually, Finster, it's sort of my fault.Copy !req
624. What do you mean, Angelica?Copy !req
625. Well, let's see, where do I start?
It's like this.Copy !req
626. Mr. Yummyhoochie was on TV,Copy !req
627. and he told the French lady you can't have
joy if you don't got a heart.Copy !req
628. Well, she had one in a jar, but she
still needed a spiny man with a kid.Copy !req
629. So I told her how you wanted
a princess mom,Copy !req
630. and she was supposed to give me
my own pony float,Copy !req
631. but she made the whole thing up!Copy !req
632. I helped that lady trick your daddy
into marrying her!Copy !req
633. You did? But...Copy !req
634. Bad yucky! Bad!Copy !req
635. Now, pipe down, drooly!Copy !req
636. Dilly's right! That's one of the worstest
things you've ever done, Angelica!Copy !req
637. I know it was bad. Even for me.Copy !req
638. But sometimes I just can't help myself.Copy !req
639. I'm sorry, Chuckie.Copy !req
640. You guys,Copy !req
641. I can't let that lady marry my daddy!Copy !req
642. It's like you always say, Tommy,Copy !req
643. "A baby's got to do
what a baby's got to do."Copy !req
644. And we gots to stop that wedding!Copy !req
645. How are you gonna do that, Chuckie?Copy !req
646. Um, actually, I was hoping
that you had an idea, Tommy.Copy !req
647. Hmm.Copy !req
648. Huh?Copy !req
649. Oh, Betty!Copy !req
650. Finally we get to see an authentic
Parisian landmark: Notre-Dame.Copy !req
651. Eh, you seen one church, you seen 'em all.Copy !req
652. Wake me if you spot a hunchback.Copy !req
653. Uh, I wonder where Jean-Claude is
with the kids.Copy !req
654. I can't start without my little guy.Copy !req
655. What do you think you're doing?Copy !req
656. Oh, I'm just, um, practicing tying shoes.Copy !req
657. Children are so easily amused.Copy !req
658. Sacrebleu!Copy !req
659. Thank you for flying Air Angelica.Copy !req
660. See, Chuckie?
I told you we could do it.Copy !req
661. Yeah, if we could just find the door.Copy !req
662. Uh, there's one.Copy !req
663. Hey, ya dumb babies, wait for me!Copy !req
664. - Tommy, we forgetted Angelica.
- You say that like it's a bad thing.Copy !req
665. - Chuckie, we gots to go back.
- I don't know if I can, Tommy!Copy !req
666. I barely know how to go forward.Copy !req
667. Wait for me!Copy !req
668. Do you know how hard it is
to run in a flower girl dress?Copy !req
669. I'm opposed to be at that wedding!Copy !req
670. Take me to the church!Copy !req
671. Wow.Copy !req
672. Reptar's boogers look just like Angelica.Copy !req
673. Hold on, Angelica!Copy !req
674. Good catch, Chuckie!Copy !req
675. This is not the parade I wanted!Copy !req
676. Keep that Kira out
until after the very last "I do"!Copy !req
677. Goodness! Here comes the bride!Copy !req
678. Without the Wedding March?Copy !req
679. - Without the flower girl?
- Without Chuckie?Copy !req
680. - Go, go, go! Start.
- Coco, we can't start yet.Copy !req
681. - Chuckie's not here.
- Darling, we will tell him all about it.Copy !req
682. But I want to share this moment
with my son.Copy !req
683. That is what videotape is for.Copy !req
684. Go ahead!Copy !req
685. Bonjour, everyone.Copy !req
686. I would like to welcome
the family and friendsCopy !req
687. of Monsieur and Madame...Copy !req
688. Yes, yes, yes. They can read that
in the program. Let's begin!Copy !req
689. - What you drawing, Kimi?
- It's a green thumb.Copy !req
690. - It's a pickle with legs.
- It's Reptar.Copy !req
691. - Right!
- No, I mean, it's really Reptar!Copy !req
692. How do we get out of here?Copy !req
693. Um, I think it's that way.Copy !req
694. No, that way. Or that way.Copy !req
695. As long as you're sure.Copy !req
696. Hiya, Reptar!Copy !req
697. Wow!Copy !req
698. Kimi looks like a bug from here.Copy !req
699. Let's pick her up!Copy !req
700. Wow! I've never been on this ride before!Copy !req
701. Whee!Copy !req
702. Hey, pip-squeak! Get your own float!Copy !req
703. Going somewhere, my reptilian friend?Copy !req
704. You babies cannot hideCopy !req
705. from Jean-Claude, Super-Escargot!Copy !req
706. Would it be all right
if I said a poem to my bride?Copy !req
707. Charles would like
to recite a poem to his bride.Copy !req
708. It's our favorite, remember?Copy !req
709. I'll have you babies for lunch!Copy !req
710. But not without the proper sauce.Copy !req
711. You want a piece of me, sluggy?Copy !req
712. Move over, pip-squeak!
I'll show you how it's done!Copy !req
713. Stop wobbling, Chuckie!Copy !req
714. Don't tell me, tell my feet.Copy !req
715. Oh! My shell!Copy !req
716. Stop, in the name of France!Copy !req
717. Look, Chuckie!
I think they want us to stop.Copy !req
718. So do I!Copy !req
719. Okay, then. Don't stop.Copy !req
720. Mmm. Wha—Copy !req
721. "Squeaky giggles, wiggly toes...Copy !req
722. teeny-tiny button nose.Copy !req
723. - Rosy lips and soft wet kisses..."
- What?Copy !req
724. Oh! Madame, the babies are
on their way to the church.Copy !req
725. What? You bumbling idiot! You disgust me!Copy !req
726. Um, Auntie sends her love.Copy !req
727. Come on! Give it some gas!Copy !req
728. Ew. Dil!Copy !req
729. No 'fense, but could somebody
maybe open a window?Copy !req
730. Okay. Hello, guys!Copy !req
731. 'Bout time you tinkleheads
came to the rescue.Copy !req
732. Tag! You're it!Copy !req
733. Look! Up in the sky!Copy !req
734. - It's a nerd!
- It's a pain!Copy !req
735. It's... Angelica.Copy !req
736. What's the big idea?Copy !req
737. Are you pottyheads
trying to get rid of me?Copy !req
738. That was the big idea.Copy !req
739. Can you see the church?Copy !req
740. There it is!Copy !req
741. Chuckie, you're my hero.Copy !req
742. Hang on, you guys.Copy !req
743. I think I got a wedgie.Copy !req
744. "Grasping fingers, dimpled chin,Copy !req
745. pudgy bellies, velvet skin."Copy !req
746. Enough poetry! Marry us now!Copy !req
747. Look, Chuckie, we're almost there!Copy !req
748. Yeah, there's the church.Copy !req
749. Hello, my toddling tourists.Copy !req
750. This is where your tour of Paris
comes to an end!Copy !req
751. Chuckie, we gots to beat Robosnail,Copy !req
752. or that mean lady's
gonna be your new mommy!Copy !req
753. Over my dad's potty!Copy !req
754. En garde, babies!Copy !req
755. Out of my way, slug-face!Copy !req
756. Ha! Take that!Copy !req
757. And that!Copy !req
758. - You did it, Chuckie!
- Yeah, I did!Copy !req
759. Now let's go save my daddy.Copy !req
760. For better or worse. Next!Copy !req
761. For richer or—Copy !req
762. - Poorer! Sickness—
- And in health.Copy !req
763. Oh, must we repeat everything?Copy !req
764. - What is going on?
- I don't know.Copy !req
765. Oh, dear Lord, I skipped a section!Copy !req
766. Hurry, Chuckie!Copy !req
767. - Hey! Look what I found.
- Papie clips and bubber bands!Copy !req
768. I'm coming, Daddy!Copy !req
769. Go, Chuckie, go!Copy !req
770. - Hurry!
- You can do it, Chuckie!Copy !req
771. If anyone objects to this union,Copy !req
772. speak now or forever hold your peace.Copy !req
773. I gots to be brave. I gots to be brave.Copy !req
774. No!Copy !req
775. Chuckie?Copy !req
776. He said his first word. He's talking!Copy !req
777. No!Copy !req
778. Chuckie! Chuckie!Copy !req
779. It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
Daddy's here.Copy !req
780. Oh! And so is his new mommy.Copy !req
781. Come here, little boy.Copy !req
782. No! No! No! No! No! No! No!Copy !req
783. Madame!Copy !req
784. Our kidnapping plot has failed!Copy !req
785. Ignore that unemployed fool.Copy !req
786. Coco, the wedding is off.Copy !req
787. You are not the woman I thought you were.Copy !req
788. Hey, lady.Copy !req
789. Looks like your plan to trick
Mr. Yummy-sushi didn't work after all.Copy !req
790. Pretty flower girls should be seen,
not heard.Copy !req
791. I would like to hear
what the little one has to say.Copy !req
792. Okay, but listen good,
'cause I'm tired of telling this story.Copy !req
793. That cuckoo lady told her boss
she had a kid's heart in a jar,Copy !req
794. and she was gonna marry
Mr. Chuckie's daddyCopy !req
795. just so she could be president.Copy !req
796. - Listen, you traitor!
- Now, Miss LaBouche.Copy !req
797. You are dismissed.Copy !req
798. Dismissed? But no one fires Coco LaBouche.Copy !req
799. Coco LaBouche fires others!Copy !req
800. Coco LaBouche is EuroReptar.Copy !req
801. Off the gown, you revolting carpet mice!Copy !req
802. Listen, lady! Nobody messes
with my dumb babies 'cept me!Copy !req
803. I see London, I see France!Copy !req
804. I see Coco's underpants!Copy !req
805. Well, take a picture!Copy !req
806. This is the last time you will see Coco
or her underpants!Copy !req
807. Bad dog! Bad dog!Copy !req
808. Oh!Copy !req
809. Coco! Wait!Copy !req
810. Go get him, Spike!Copy !req
811. Looks like Spike found himself
a little patootie.Copy !req
812. Come here, my little pumpkin pies!Copy !req
813. - Tommy, Dil!
- Smile for the camera!Copy !req
814. - What a holiday!
- Chuckie.Copy !req
815. I have something that belongs to you.Copy !req
816. Thank you, Kira.Copy !req
817. Chas, I am so sorry.Copy !req
818. I wanted to tell you about Coco, but—Copy !req
819. No, no, no. It's my fault, Kira.Copy !req
820. I guess I got caught up
in the romance of Paris.Copy !req
821. I'm sorry, little guy.Copy !req
822. "Oh, how my heart beats wild..."Copy !req
823. "Each time I hold my precious child."Copy !req
824. Wait! You know that poem?Copy !req
825. Oh, it is my favorite.Copy !req
826. And now the bride and groom
will cut the cake.Copy !req
827. Now, be careful, Kira,
the knife is very sharp.Copy !req
828. Wasn't the wedding beautiful?Copy !req
829. Yeah, I'm just glad I didn't have
to return the toaster oven this time.Copy !req
830. Let me put it to you this way, Bobfather.Copy !req
831. We've been back home
for a bunch of yesterdays,Copy !req
832. and you still haven't delivered the goods!Copy !req
833. You gots your mommy wish,
so what do I get, Snotfather?Copy !req
834. Angelica, you show him no aspect!Copy !req
835. You can't talk to him like...Copy !req
836. Angelica.Copy !req
837. You come to me on the day
of my daddy's weddingCopy !req
838. to ask me for Cynthia Ch�teauCopy !req
839. and the matching poniesCopy !req
840. and a bunch of, just...Copy !req
841. stuff that I can't never get you.Copy !req
842. There you are, you guys!Copy !req
843. Come on. The growed-ups
are giving away all the cake!Copy !req
844. - Cake? Game over!
- Yay!Copy !req
845. Wawa's a really nice bear.Copy !req
846. Thanks. My old mommy gived him to me.Copy !req
847. Do you ever miss her?Copy !req
848. Sometimes.Copy !req
849. But then I 'member that she's
up there watching me from heaven.Copy !req
850. I guess I'm lucky.Copy !req
851. I got two mommies to look after me now.Copy !req
852. There's my little guy.Copy !req
853. Kimi? Sweetheart?Copy !req
854. May I have this dance?Copy !req
855. Mmm!Copy !req
856. Chuckie, would you like to dance
with your new mommy?Copy !req
857. Let me at that cake!Copy !req
858. Hey, lady, ever hear of a thigh blaster?Copy !req
859. Cynthia! That frosting flower has
our names bitten all over it!Copy !req
860. Who do you babies think you are?Copy !req
861. Well, I'm Tommy, and this is Lil...Copy !req
862. - And she calls us dumb.
- Give me that cake right now!Copy !req
863. - Good throw, Dilly.
- That's it! Prepare to meet your caker!Copy !req
864. Hey, guys! What you doing?Copy !req
865. Hey, Susie!Copy !req
866. Cakey!Copy !req
867. Whee!Copy !req
868. Well, Tommy,Copy !req
869. I guess this is how it's gonna be
from now on.Copy !req
870. It's such a lovely day?Copy !req
871. It's such a lovely day?Copy !req
872. It's such a lovely day?Copy !req
873. It's such a lovely day?Copy !req
874. It's such a lovely day?Copy !req