1. I believe in the playground.Copy !req
2. It's my favoritest place
in the whole wild world.Copy !req
3. But two yesterdays ago,Copy !req
4. a bad thing happened
when we was playing there.Copy !req
5. Some big boys took my brother's binky
and buried it in the sandbox.Copy !req
6. Binky bye-bye.Copy !req
7. They maked my brother cry.Copy !req
8. So I said, "Dilly,
this is a job for the Bobfather."Copy !req
9. You come to me
on the day of this weddingCopy !req
10. and ask me to take care of the boys
who made your brother cry?Copy !req
11. Um, no.Copy !req
12. Uh, Dil just wants a new binky.Copy !req
13. That's it? A binky?Copy !req
14. I don't get to squeeze no one's head
or pull no one's hair?Copy !req
15. - Uh, no.
- Binky, please.Copy !req
16. Dumb baby. Can't even make a good wish.
All right. Kiss my ring.Copy !req
17. Ew!Copy !req
18. Go send the next one in,
and tell him to bring a sponge.Copy !req
19. Nine, 11,Copy !req
20. uh, 20...Copy !req
21. Chuckie! You're not supposed to look
at your feet when you're dancing.Copy !req
22. But I gots to, Susie.
They just keep getting all tanglied up.Copy !req
23. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
24. Faster, Phillip!
We gots to get to the peoples on top.Copy !req
25. - I gots dibs on the feets.
- Phil, Lil,Copy !req
26. the Bobfather wants to see you now.Copy !req
27. I can't believe
Angelica saw that movie last night.Copy !req
28. I can't mother and merger
at the same time.Copy !req
29. Besides, she only saw a scene or two.
It couldn't have made an impression.Copy !req
30. Uh, Bobfather,
we founded this in our crib.Copy !req
31. Well, that's what you get for wiping
your boogers on Cynthia.Copy !req
32. So that's where I left 'em!Copy !req
33. And now,Copy !req
34. let's give a warm round of applauseCopy !req
35. to our number one newlywedsCopy !req
36. out of this week's
Top Ten Married Couples:Copy !req
37. Mr. And Mrs. Lou and Lulu Pickles!Copy !req
38. Come on, Lulu. Let's show
these whippersnappers how it's done.Copy !req
39. I didn't get these plastic hips
for nothin'.Copy !req
40. So, Chas, buddy, you think
you'll ever tie the knot again?Copy !req
41. 'Cause I got a cousin who's lookin'.Copy !req
42. Big bones, broad shoulders...Copy !req
43. Whoo! And she can eat
her weight in cheese in one sitting!Copy !req
44. Thanks, Betty, but cheese gives me hives.
So does dating.Copy !req
45. Boy, Lou and Lulu sure can boogie.Copy !req
46. You're like family to me, Finster.
Name your wish.Copy !req
47. Um— Um—Copy !req
48. Gosh, Bobfather,
I don't know what to wish for.Copy !req
49. Oh, just pick something already!Copy !req
50. - Um— Uh—
- I don't mean your nose!Copy !req
51. Come on, Chuckie.
Grandpa Lou's throwing the gardener.Copy !req
52. There you go, drooly.Copy !req
53. - It fell off a truck.
- Whoa!Copy !req
54. See, Dilly? You got your wish.Copy !req
55. I'm really happy for you, Pop.Copy !req
56. Yeah. Lulu's a great lady.Copy !req
57. Yep, she's a keeper.Copy !req
58. Course, no one will ever replace
your mother.Copy !req
59. It's her love in here
that helped this old geezer love again.Copy !req
60. All right, folks.Copy !req
61. Now it's time for a special dance
for all the kids and their moms.Copy !req
62. Mommy just loves dancing
with her handsome boys.Copy !req
63. AngelicalCopy !req
64. Wait, Angelica! I think I know—
I-I know what I want to wish for now.Copy !req
65. I'd kinda like to have a new mommy.Copy !req
66. Sorry, Finster. That game's over.Copy !req
67. Besides, I'm wanted on the dance floor.Copy !req
68. But that's my wish.Copy !req
69. It's getting late, Chuckie.
What do you say we head home?Copy !req
70. Chuckie? What are you doing up?Copy !req
71. I was just looking through
some of our old things.Copy !req
72. Remember your Wawa?Copy !req
73. Your mommy made it for you.Copy !req
74. Oh, Chuckie,
your mom was an amazing woman.Copy !req
75. I'll bet she's in heaven right now
looking down on us.Copy !req
76. Oh, I've been missing her
so much, Chuckie.Copy !req
77. You know, maybe we could use
a mommy's touch around here.Copy !req
78. Huh, little guy?Copy !req
79. You gotta love the Internet, Chas.
Behold the future of dating.Copy !req
80. What are they doing?Copy !req
81. My daddy's helping your daddy
catch some dates in a net.Copy !req
82. What are dates?Copy !req
83. Big raisins that make you poop.Copy !req
84. What is it with you babies and poop?Copy !req
85. Gosh! Where do you want us
to start, Angelica?Copy !req
86. Wow! My own web page!Copy !req
87. "Chas Finster. Bureaucrat. Bachelor."Copy !req
88. Are you sure this is gonna work?Copy !req
89. Would I do you wrong, Chas?
Look, you already have 12 dates.Copy !req
90. Wow! That's triple my lifetime record.Copy !req
91. Look at this one.Copy !req
92. She loves sunsets,
long walks on sandy beaches,Copy !req
93. and "is not allowed
in the state of Kentucky."Copy !req
94. Oh, oh, I don't know about this, Stu.Copy !req
95. Let me put it to you this way.Copy !req
96. Dates is for people like Mr. Chuckie's dad
who don't got no wife.Copy !req
97. But why does Chuckie's daddy need a wife?Copy !req
98. Oh, what I have to put up with!Copy !req
99. 'Cause if his daddy gets a new wife,Copy !req
100. then that means Chuckie gets a new mommy.Copy !req
101. I'm really gonna get my wish?Copy !req
102. Yeah, so long as you stay
in my good flavor.Copy !req
103. I didn't know she had a good flavor.Copy !req
104. Guys, guys! I'm gonna gets a mommy!Copy !req
105. And I bet she's gonna be clean
and cuddly and nice.Copy !req
106. - Sounds great, Chuckie.
- I hope she's not too clean.Copy !req
107. What are you waiting for?Copy !req
108. Get off your derrières and get this show
on the road! Tout de suite!Copy !req
109. I love the sound of panicked
scurrying feet in the morning.Copy !req
110. Don't you, Jean-Claude?Copy !req
111. It moves me deeply, madame.Copy !req
112. Oh, that Stu Pickles!Copy !req
113. I want that nincompoop inventor
here within 24 hours,Copy !req
114. or another head will roll.Copy !req
115. I'll take care of it personally.Copy !req
116. Kira! Madame LaBouche
wants her Pickles. Now!Copy !req
117. H-Hello?Copy !req
118. - Hello?
- Hello, Mr. Pickles?Copy !req
119. This is Kira Watanabe from EuroReptar.Copy !req
120. I'm sorry to call so late,Copy !req
121. but the Reptar that you designed
has broken down,Copy !req
122. and my boss is having a fit.Copy !req
123. Reptar's a hit? That's great.Copy !req
124. We need you to come to Paris
on the next flight.Copy !req
125. Paris. Oh, yeah. The City of Lights.Copy !req
126. Madame kindly recommends that you...Copy !req
127. Come with my family and friends?Copy !req
128. Okeydokey.Copy !req
129. Yeah...Copy !req
130. Hello? Mr. Pickles?
Hello? Are you still there?Copy !req
131. - Hey, Dee, we're going to France.
- Hello?Copy !req
132. Oh, Stu, I'm too tired to dance.Copy !req
133. France?Copy !req
134. I'm going to France, and you're not.Copy !req
135. And I already learned
how to parsley-voo-francy.Copy !req
136. Which, for your information,
means "speak French."Copy !req
137. Au revoir.Copy !req
138. No one likes a show-off, Susie.Copy !req
139. How in the heck
do you work this thing?Copy !req
140. I don't know.
I think I'm gonna scream.Copy !req
141. Oops.Copy !req
142. Guess Robosnail thought he could fly.Copy !req
143. Wow! Press a button, get a mommy!Copy !req
144. I never saw a mommy button before.Copy !req
145. Let's see what kind of mommy
your button gots for you, Chuckie.Copy !req
146. Hey, I wanted to press
the button, Lillian!Copy !req
147. You want the button, Phillip?Copy !req
148. You can't handle the button!Copy !req
149. Oh, look.Copy !req
150. A toy that was already broken.Copy !req
151. Unfortunately, the union forbids me
from picking it up.Copy !req
152. That's a job for your mommy.Copy !req
153. Somebody got up
on the wrong side of the bread.Copy !req
154. - Let's try again.
- No, let's not, Lillian.Copy !req
155. I'll just wait for the Bobfather
to bring her. Whenever that is.Copy !req
156. Let's go ask her, Chuckie. She just
sneaked behind that curtain over there.Copy !req
157. - Hey, what's the big idea?
- Hi, Angelical!Copy !req
158. Oh, for feet's sake!Copy !req
159. Can't you see this is
the "no dumb babies" section?Copy !req
160. Uh, sorry, Angelica,Copy !req
161. but Chuckie was kind of wondering
when his new mommy was coming.Copy !req
162. I'm, um, working on it.Copy !req
163. And I almost had a good one,Copy !req
164. but then I got so hungry
I just had to sit down.Copy !req
165. - Maybe you need a nap.
- Or cookies.Copy !req
166. - Or cookies.
- And ice cream.Copy !req
167. And ice cream!Copy !req
168. Which happens to be
in that kitchen up there.Copy !req
169. Be right back. Come on, you guys!Copy !req
170. Where are they going? There's lots
of neat stuff down here, Phillip.Copy !req
171. Like a hairy toothbrush, a 'tato chip...Copy !req
172. Hey, somebody must have
losted their lunch.Copy !req
173. Mmm!Copy !req
174. Finster!Copy !req
175. Look, Phillip! Party hats.Copy !req
176. Thanks a lot, diaper bags.Copy !req
177. Whoo! I smell a ripey diapie.Copy !req
178. Come on, sweetie. Time to get changed.Copy !req
179. Hey, hey! No one else is being picked up
by a guy in a Reptar suit.Copy !req
180. I was just thinking the same thing.Copy !req
181. Welcome to Paris.Copy !req
182. I've been asked to take you
directly to EuroReptarland.Copy !req
183. Out of my way, babies!Copy !req
184. The prettiest, smartest,
bestest girl gets the front seat.Copy !req
185. So why is she in such a hurry?Copy !req
186. Um, my tummy's all bubbly.Copy !req
187. Don't worry, Lil. I gots your baggie.Copy !req
188. Looky! Reptar's house!Copy !req
189. Pokyo sure looks different on TV, huh?Copy !req
190. Pokyo? Don't you know nothing?
This is Parrots!Copy !req
191. You babies are as dumb here
as you are at home.Copy !req
192. Wee-wee.Copy !req
193. 'Cept him. He's speaking French already.Copy !req
194. Welcome to EuroReptar.Copy !req
195. Yay! Reptarland!Copy !req
196. Et voilà! Our Parisian pied-à-terre.Copy !req
197. Pretty posh digs!Copy !req
198. The beds are quite comfortable.Copy !req
199. Yeah? Incoming!Copy !req
200. And so is the floor.Copy !req
201. It's the most beautifullest potty
I ever seed.Copy !req
202. I'm a diapie man myself.Copy !req
203. Wow! A potty that squirts you back!Copy !req
204. I don't know, you guys.
I squirt myself enough already.Copy !req
205. We're off to the boutiques.Copy !req
206. Okay, it's time to meet Ms. LaBouche,Copy !req
207. the woman who made all this possible.Copy !req
208. Shall we?Copy !req
209. Well, Chas, it looks like you,
me and the kids.Copy !req
210. Oui, oui, mon Ami.Copy !req
211. And don't come back!Copy !req
212. Geez, Stu.Copy !req
213. Seems kind of odd to have a Japanese
theme park in the middle of Paris.Copy !req
214. It's a new century.
Just go with "le flow."Copy !req
215. Oh. Wow.Copy !req
216. - Oh!
- Hey.Copy !req
217. Bonjour. Welcome to EuroReptar.Copy !req
218. And one of you must be Mr. Pickles.Copy !req
219. That would be moi.Copy !req
220. And this is my good friend,
Charles Finster.Copy !req
221. - And this is my son, Chuckie.
- Hi, Chuckie.Copy !req
222. Ooh, I like your bear.Copy !req
223. What sweet children.
Is this your first time in Paris?Copy !req
224. Well, France, yes.Copy !req
225. But, you see, I've been to Paris, Texas,
a number of times.Copy !req
226. Wow!Copy !req
227. Reptar's head!Copy !req
228. I wonder if the Bobfather had
anything to do with this.Copy !req
229. Come on, Chuckie! It's a wadey pool!Copy !req
230. Whee!Copy !req
231. - Ooh. They look hungry.
- Must be lunchtime.Copy !req
232. Huh?Copy !req
233. just leave no fingerprints.Copy !req
234. Where did those filthy
little bookends come from?Copy !req
235. Oh, what have you done to my priceless
collection of koi fish?Copy !req
236. I told you to get the piranha.Copy !req
237. Jean-Claude, call the dog catcher!
The exterminator! Do something!Copy !req
238. Oui, madame.
Kira!Copy !req
239. Come along, children.Copy !req
240. Um, madame, Mr. Pickles is here.Copy !req
241. Oh, good. Send in the clown.Copy !req
242. So, if it isn't the brilliant designer.Copy !req
243. Well, I wouldn't say brilliant.Copy !req
244. Neither would.Copy !req
245. Why don't we take the babies
to see the princess paradeCopy !req
246. while they get better acquainted?Copy !req
247. Oh, the kids would love that.Copy !req
248. See this face?Copy !req
249. I never want to make this face again!Copy !req
250. Now get to work.Copy !req
251. I'll have it working in no time.
Mechanical expertise is my middle name.Copy !req
252. Then your first name should be
"I have no."Copy !req
253. Sorry to interrupt your episode,Copy !req
254. but it's the boss on the phone.Copy !req
255. Oh, Monsieur Yamaguchi,
SO nice to see you.Copy !req
256. As you know, I'm stepping down
as president of Yamaguchi Industries,Copy !req
257. and I've begun a search
for my replacement.Copy !req
258. Splendid. I accept.Copy !req
259. You are one of the many
under consideration.Copy !req
260. But I have made millions for this company!Copy !req
261. The candidate should not be
concerned only with money.Copy !req
262. They must understand what it means
to bring joy to children.Copy !req
263. In fact, they themselves
must have the heart of a child.Copy !req
264. I must have one in a jar somewhere.Copy !req
265. In fact, I'm engaged to a wonderful man
with a baby thing all his own.Copy !req
266. Oh! Congratulations, madame.Copy !req
267. I look forward to attending the weddingCopy !req
268. and seeing you with your new family.Copy !req
269. We'll discuss the promotion then. Goodbye.Copy !req
270. What now, Pinocchio?Copy !req
271. Years of clawing my way to the top,
gone to waste.Copy !req
272. Why am I not some child's tender mother?Copy !req
273. Why? Why? Why?Copy !req
274. Because you hate children,Copy !req
275. and men find you to be a heartless shrew?Copy !req
276. There has to be a spineless little man
with a brat of his ownCopy !req
277. somewhere out there.Copy !req
278. Bonjour?Copy !req
279. My chocolates
are in her little American stomach!Copy !req
280. Jean-Claude! Get them back!Copy !req
281. - Open wide. Say "aah."
- No, wait!Copy !req
282. You have five seconds
to come up with a reasonCopy !req
283. why I should not lock you up
forever and ever.Copy !req
284. Um... because I can stick
five raisins up my nose,Copy !req
285. and I can sing real good,
and forever and ever is a long time!Copy !req
286. Ticktock.Copy !req
287. And I know where you can find a spiny
little man with a brat of his own?Copy !req
288. I think... ... I just made a friend.Copy !req
289. Wow! Isn't this neat, Chuckie?Copy !req
290. I don't know.Copy !req
291. There's something kind of weird
about a guy in a ponytail and a dress.Copy !req
292. Golly, Kira, you're a natural.Copy !req
293. Well, I have
a beautiful little girl to thank for that.Copy !req
294. Kimi. She's almost two.Copy !req
295. So's my Chuckie!Copy !req
296. I mean, not a girl, I mean, but...
well, you know...Copy !req
297. Oh, look! The princess is coming.Copy !req
298. Once upon a time, there was
a mighty dinosaur named Reptar.Copy !req
299. Everyone ran away from him
except the beautiful princess.Copy !req
300. She was not afraid,Copy !req
301. because she could see
that Reptar was not vicious.Copy !req
302. He was lonely and unhappy.Copy !req
303. So she promised to take care of himCopy !req
304. and keep him safe and loved
forever and ever.Copy !req
305. Forever and ever...Copy !req
306. My mommy says Mr. Chuckie's dad
is so desperateCopy !req
307. that he'll marry the first lady
that plops the question.Copy !req
308. Excellent!
Now, run along before you give me lice.Copy !req
309. Hey! What do I get out of this deal?Copy !req
310. Ha! Why should I give you anything?Copy !req
311. Gee, I don't know.Copy !req
312. 'Cause I could accidentally tell someoneCopy !req
313. why you want to marry Mr. Chuckie's dad?Copy !req
314. An extra scoop for cunning.Copy !req
315. Tell Auntie Coco what you desire.Copy !req
316. Let's see. Not much.Copy !req
317. Just my own float
in the Reptarland parade,Copy !req
318. with matching ponies
and my own fashion showCopy !req
319. and to be the flower girl at your wedding.Copy !req
320. Ha! And who said Americans are greedy?Copy !req
321. I will take care of it, Angelique.Copy !req
322. Jean-Claude, find out
where our guests are dining tonight.Copy !req
323. Love is on the menu.Copy !req
324. This place gots
the biggest babies I ever sawed.Copy !req
325. That's gotta be one stinky diapie.Copy !req
326. When I came to France,
I had dreams of bouillabaisse,Copy !req
327. crêpe Suzette, chicken cordon bleu...Copy !req
328. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, I had dreams of eating with a fork.Copy !req
329. Now pass the squid brains.Copy !req
330. It's karaoke time!Copy !req
331. Well, do-re-mi.Copy !req
332. And when I seed the magic sprinklies
in my hand,Copy !req
333. I knowed she was the one.Copy !req
334. You mean you want the princess
to be your new mommy?Copy !req
335. Yep. She's everything
I've been wishin' for.Copy !req
336. She's real nice, she loves Reptar,Copy !req
337. and bestest of all,Copy !req
338. we could live happily forever after.Copy !req
339. Stuart?Copy !req
340. What a surprise!Copy !req
341. Everyone, this is Madame LaBouche.Copy !req
342. Uh-uh-uh. Mademoiselle.Copy !req
343. And who is this devastatingly
handsome red-haired manCopy !req
344. you are trying to hide from me?Copy !req
345. That's my good friend,
Chas Finster.Copy !req
346. Enchantée.Copy !req
347. Bonsoir, mademoiselle.Copy !req
348. Oh, call me Coco.Copy !req
349. And that adorable misproportioned
ragamuffin must be your son.Copy !req
350. Madame LaBouche! Madame LaBouche!Copy !req
351. - Oh, hi, Kira.
- What?Copy !req
352. I'm sorry to interrupt, madame,
but these need your signature.Copy !req
353. - Can you join us for dinner?
- Why, I—Copy !req
354. Oh, you're much too busy, Kira!Copy !req
355. Oh, that's too bad.Copy !req
356. Oh! That must be Kimi!Copy !req
357. - Who?
- My daughter.Copy !req
358. Oh. Of course.Copy !req
359. So, Kimi, do you and your mommy
and daddy live in Reptarland?Copy !req
360. Not exactly.Copy !req
361. It's just me and my mommy,
and we live in Paris.Copy !req
362. But I gets to come here all the time.Copy !req
363. Kimi, you met the princess?Copy !req
364. Sure. Lots of times.Copy !req
365. She lives out there,
in that castle on that bowlcanoCopy !req
366. and comes out between 'splosions.Copy !req
367. Now we know where to find
your new princess mom, Chuckie.Copy !req
368. Chuckie?Copy !req
369. Sorry. I stopped listening
after "'splosions."Copy !req
370. Hey, do you think Kimi would likeCopy !req
371. to come to the park
with me and the kids tomorrow?Copy !req
372. Oh, what a coincidence!Copy !req
373. I planned to spend the day
with her there myself.Copy !req
374. - But, madame! You never—
- Tire of taking care of your daughter.Copy !req
375. So, it's a date.Copy !req
376. It'll just be you and me
and that adorable swarm of infants.Copy !req
377. Wow! Robosnail!Copy !req
378. I think I'm in love.Copy !req
379. Hi, Robie.Copy !req
380. Why didn't you people
just follow my design?Copy !req
381. I used paper clips and rubber bands
for a reason!Copy !req
382. I love their fries and everything,
but this is advanced robotics.Copy !req
383. It looks pretty complicated.Copy !req
384. Actually, it's not.Copy !req
385. You just put on the gear,
and anything you do, Reptar does.Copy !req
386. It's so simple, a child could work it.
Right, champ?Copy !req
387. Huh? Oh, no, no!Copy !req
388. Sorry!Copy !req
389. Did I say child? I meant young adult.Copy !req
390. Bonjour, everyone.Copy !req
391. Ready to go, mon chéri?Copy !req
392. Let me just get Dilly settled.Copy !req
393. And how is this precious gherkin today?Copy !req
394. Why, you're just a lawsuit
waiting to happen, aren't you?Copy !req
395. Mon chéri,Copy !req
396. I could listen to your fascinating
health history all day.Copy !req
397. Then I'll tell you
all about my poor sinus drainageCopy !req
398. when I get back
from the little boys' room.Copy !req
399. Would you mind holding Dil?Copy !req
400. Uh— Of course not.Copy !req
401. This should be good.Copy !req
402. So, we meet again.Copy !req
403. How delightful.Copy !req
404. Kira! They're staring at me,Copy !req
405. and this child is leaking from the mouth.Copy !req
406. What do I do?Copy !req
407. Just smile and be nice.Copy !req
408. Hello! You are not horrible.Copy !req
409. No!Copy !req
410. Let go!Copy !req
411. Do you know
how much I paid for these lips?Copy !req
412. I don't think Dil likes
that lady too much, you guys.Copy !req
413. Stop it, you dripping urchin!Copy !req
414. I don't think she likes Dil
too much either.Copy !req
415. She's not a very nice lady.
She's too pointy.Copy !req
416. Kira, he's crying. What do I do now?Copy !req
417. Comfort him.
Gently bounce him up and down.Copy !req
418. Ah. According to Lipschitz,
Dilly just gave you a gift.Copy !req
419. Why wouldn't he?Copy !req
420. After all, children, they are my life!Copy !req
421. Oh! I have that poem taped
to the refrigerator!Copy !req
422. - Pardon?
- "Children Are My Life."Copy !req
423. It is a classic!Copy !req
424. "Dappled laughter, patting feet."Copy !req
425. "Joy and wonder, heaven's treat."Copy !req
426. It is one of my favorites!Copy !req
427. "Joy and wonder, heaven's treat."
It's one of my favorites.Copy !req
428. Wow!Copy !req
429. Oh, dear. They're getting fussy.Copy !req
430. Why don't you take them
to Ooey Gooey World?Copy !req
431. Ooey Gooey World?Copy !req
432. Ooey Gooey World!Copy !req
433. What a great idea!Copy !req
434. Kira, remind me to eliminateCopy !req
435. whoever wrote this hideous song!Copy !req
436. Look! No hands! Whee!Copy !req
437. Whoo! It's so soft and squishiful.Copy !req
438. Yeah, it's good stuff. Let's stock up.Copy !req
439. And exactly how
am I opposed to find the princessCopy !req
440. with my glasses all googlied up?Copy !req
441. Here.Copy !req
442. Thanks, I guess.Copy !req
443. Look, the castle!
Let's go see that princess, Chuckie!Copy !req
444. You guys, they said to keep your hands
and feets inside at all times.Copy !req
445. That didn't stop her!Copy !req
446. Come on! I'll show you the short cup!Copy !req
447. Kimi, no!Copy !req
448. You guys!Copy !req
449. - What are you waiting for?
- Oh, great. Another Tommy.Copy !req
450. Kimi! Madame, the babies are gone!Copy !req
451. Finally. Huh? No!Copy !req
452. Wait! Get them back
before Wheezy finds out!Copy !req
453. Security, we have an emergency situation!Copy !req
454. All this goo is giving me a diapie rash!Copy !req
455. I told you I knowed a short cup!Copy !req
456. That was the longest short cup
I ever tooked.Copy !req
457. There they are!Copy !req
458. - There's the princess!
- Isn't she beautiful?Copy !req
459. Oh, no! She's gone!Copy !req
460. Go get her, Chuckie. She's right inside.Copy !req
461. You're right, Tommy. I'm gonna do it.Copy !req
462. What if she doesn't like me?Copy !req
463. Go ahead, Chuckie.
You'll never know unless you try.Copy !req
464. Go ahead, Chuckie.Copy !req
465. Allez-hoop, little baby.Copy !req
466. The babies have been apprehended.Copy !req
467. We're on our way back to Ooey Gooey World.Copy !req
468. At least
we didn't have to walk back.Copy !req
469. Ooh. Look, mon chéri.Copy !req
470. Oh! I think he likes me.Copy !req
471. We're both lactose intolerant, love kids,Copy !req
472. and she finds bureaucrats fascinating.Copy !req
473. Who doesn't, you babe magnet!Copy !req
474. Well, just be careful, Charles.Copy !req
475. I wouldn't want you to rush into anything.Copy !req
476. I won't. Don't worry.Copy !req
477. First I have to see how Coco
and my little Chuckie get along.Copy !req
478. He and I are a team, you know.Copy !req
479. - Tommy?
- Yeah, Chuckie?Copy !req
480. Do you think that someone like meCopy !req
481. could ever learn to be brave like you,
my daddy and Reptar?Copy !req
482. Sure.Copy !req
483. But how, Tommy?Copy !req
484. Well, um,Copy !req
485. maybe you could try thinking of something
else next time you feel a-scared.Copy !req
486. I tried that once,Copy !req
487. but I just thought of something scarier.Copy !req
488. Why don't you try thinking about stuff
that makes you feel good?Copy !req
489. You mean like my Reptar night-lightCopy !req
490. or my Happy Hippo blankieCopy !req
491. or my favoritest moon rock?Copy !req
492. Uh-huh.Copy !req
493. Or... Or a new mommy?Copy !req
494. Next time I see the princess,
I'm gonna be brave.Copy !req
495. Sweet dreams, Chuckie.Copy !req
496. What's this?Copy !req
497. A gold inhaler?Copy !req
498. Gee, most hotels just leave mints.Copy !req
499. "Chad, you take my breath away"?Copy !req
500. "Forever yours, Coco."Copy !req
501. "Chad?"Copy !req
502. Hello?Copy !req
503. Chuckie! You gots to get ready.Copy !req
504. Huh?Copy !req
505. Angelica says we're gonna get to see
the princess in a show with Reptar.Copy !req
506. This could be your chance.Copy !req
507. I'm gonna meet the princess?Copy !req
508. Yep.Copy !req
509. I'm gonna meet the princess!Copy !req
510. Gee, Tommy,
maybe I should take her a present.Copy !req
511. Something real nice, so she knows
how much I want her to be my mommy.Copy !req
512. You want a princess to be your mom?Copy !req
513. - But what about Coco?
- Who?Copy !req
514. Mr. Chuckie's dad's girlfriend.
The Reptarland lady.Copy !req
515. That lady's not the princess, Angelica.Copy !req
516. Yeah! I'm gonna get the real princess
for my mommy.Copy !req
517. Listen up, babies!Copy !req
518. I'm supposed to ride in my own parade,Copy !req
519. on a float with lots of pink tarnations
and ponies,Copy !req
520. and you'd better not mess it up for me!Copy !req
521. I know somebody who needs a nap.Copy !req
522. The show's gonna start!
Who gots the cookies?Copy !req
523. - Right here!
- Oh, yum!Copy !req
524. - Yeah! Tasty.
- Looks like a booger.Copy !req
525. Bonjour, mes amis.
Let me show you to your seats.Copy !req
526. Thank you for the inhaler, Coco.Copy !req
527. Whenever I wheeze, I'll think of you.Copy !req
528. Who said Americans are not romantic?Copy !req
529. Oh, how is Coco's favorite boy?Copy !req
530. Oh, uh, he must be excited about the show.Copy !req
531. Eating this goo is making my tummy bubbly.Copy !req
532. I thought you could
only do that in the bathtub.Copy !req
533. Hi, Mr. Chuckie's dad's girlfriend.
How's my float coming along?Copy !req
534. Fabulous. We're just waiting
for the matching ponies.Copy !req
535. And I still get the floatCopy !req
536. if Mr. Chuckie's dad marries
a princess 'stead of you, right?Copy !req
537. What? Why do you ask?Copy !req
538. 'Cause, um, well. Um...Copy !req
539. The Finster kid is planning
on getting a princess for a mom.Copy !req
540. And let's face it, lady,
you're no princess.Copy !req
541. Not a princess? Well!Copy !req
542. If the tiara fits, wear it.Copy !req
543. Ooh, I smell trouble.Copy !req
544. Oh! The princess!Copy !req
545. She's beautiful!Copy !req
546. See how nice his head stays on?Copy !req
547. Forever and ever.Copy !req
548. Wow! He's sharing Wawa!Copy !req
549. Madame LaBouche?Copy !req
550. - That lady's the princess?
- She can't be!Copy !req
551. Bravo!Copy !req
552. Bravo!Copy !req
553. Isn't she talented?Copy !req
554. Oh, gosh, you guys,
I think Chuckie and I are both in love.Copy !req
555. - Say brie!
- Brie!Copy !req
556. Merci.Copy !req
557. Watch the dress. Watch the dress!Copy !req
558. Charles, I'm delighted that you've met
someone special here in Paris.Copy !req
559. But don't you think you're rushing things?
Marriage is a big step.Copy !req
560. Why wait, Deed?
They're two crazy kids in love.Copy !req
561. Yum, yum!Copy !req
562. My tummy's not been this happy in forever!Copy !req
563. Hey! Looks like it's time for dessert.Copy !req
564. Get us something good, Dilly.Copy !req
565. Sure is gonna be great having
my princess mommy.Copy !req
566. Isn't it?Copy !req
567. Of course it is, Chuckie.Copy !req
568. Then how come I don't feel so good?Copy !req
569. Well, uh...Copy !req
570. Maybe this thing is too tight.Copy !req
571. Do you see those sticky fingers?Copy !req
572. Jam-covered mouths? Dirty little faces?Copy !req
573. Disinfect them!Copy !req
574. Ah! What are you doing
with that mangy thing? Give me that!Copy !req
575. How dare you defy me!Copy !req
576. You babies are in trouble now.Copy !req
577. You are going to be mine,
you will do things my way!Copy !req
578. Jean-Claude,
take those wretched dust mops away!Copy !req
579. I will not have them ruining
my wedding day!Copy !req
580. Looks like you dumb babies
will be missing the wedding.Copy !req
581. And don't forget the big mouth too.Copy !req
582. My pleasure, madame.Copy !req
583. Keep your hands off me, you big bully!Copy !req
584. What do you think you're doing?
I'm the flower girl!Copy !req
585. I feel your pain, mademoiselle.Copy !req
586. Unfortunately, you just got the boot.Copy !req
587. But what about my float
and the matching ponies?Copy !req
588. - Madame LaBouche!
- Burn this hideous, moth-eaten plaything.Copy !req
589. I never want to see it again.Copy !req
590. Oh...Copy !req
591. To Notre-Dame, and move it.Copy !req
592. Madame LaBouche,
you cannot go through with this.Copy !req
593. It's obvious you don't really love
Chas or Chuckie.Copy !req
594. Which is which again?Copy !req
595. I can no longer stand by
and watch you destroy their lives.Copy !req
596. I'm going to tell Chas the truth!Copy !req
597. And there's not a thing
you can do to stop me.Copy !req
598. Except throw you out on the curb.Copy !req
599. Au revoir!Copy !req
600. Looks like our little mouse
is up for the chase. Step on it.Copy !req
601. I'm sorry, guys.Copy !req
602. If I didn't want a princess mommy so bad,Copy !req
603. we wouldn't be in this terrible place.Copy !req
604. It's not so terrible.Copy !req
605. I mean, at least we gots Reptar
to keep us company.Copy !req
606. Well, I decided I don't want
a princess mommy no more.Copy !req
607. I don't need the magic and sparkly dust.Copy !req
608. Alls I wants is a real mommy
like you guys gots.Copy !req
609. I want a mommy who smiles
and talks nice to meCopy !req
610. and tucks me in at night
and tells me stories.Copy !req
611. And... who loves me.Copy !req
612. Oh, come on, Finster. Don't cry.Copy !req
613. I can't help it, Angelica.Copy !req
614. I feel bad.Copy !req
615. My daddy's marrying a lady
who doesn't like meCopy !req
616. or my Wawa or my friends.Copy !req
617. Actually, Finster, it's sort of my fault.Copy !req
618. What do you mean, Angelica?Copy !req
619. Well, let's see, where do I start?
It's like this.Copy !req
620. Mr. Yummyhoochie was on TV,Copy !req
621. and he told the French lady you can't have
joy if you don't got a heart.Copy !req
622. Well, she had one in a jar, but she
still needed a spiny man with a kid.Copy !req
623. So I told her how you wanted
a princess mom,Copy !req
624. and she was supposed to give me
my own pony float,Copy !req
625. but she made the whole thing up!Copy !req
626. I helped that lady trick your daddy
into marrying her!Copy !req
627. You did? But...Copy !req
628. Bad yucky! Bad!Copy !req
629. Now, pipe down, drooly!Copy !req
630. Dilly's right! That's one of the worstest
things you've ever done, Angelica!Copy !req
631. I know it was bad. Even for me.Copy !req
632. But sometimes I just can't help myself.Copy !req
633. I'm sorry, Chuckie.Copy !req
634. You guys,Copy !req
635. I can't let that lady marry my daddy!Copy !req
636. It's like you always say, Tommy,Copy !req
637. "A baby's got to do
what a baby's got to do."Copy !req
638. And we gots to stop that wedding!Copy !req
639. How are you gonna do that, Chuckie?Copy !req
640. Um, actually, I was hoping
that you had an idea, Tommy.Copy !req
641. Hmm.Copy !req
642. Oh, Betty!Copy !req
643. Finally we get to see an authentic
Parisian landmark: Notre-Dame.Copy !req
644. Eh, you seen one church, you seen 'em all.Copy !req
645. Wake me if you spot a hunchback.Copy !req
646. Uh, I wonder where Jean-Claude is
with the kids.Copy !req
647. I can't start without my little guy.Copy !req
648. What do you think you're doing?Copy !req
649. Oh, I'm just, um, practicing tying shoes.Copy !req
650. Children are so easily amused.Copy !req
651. Sacrebleu!Copy !req
652. Thank you for flying Air Angelica.Copy !req
653. See, Chuckie?
I told you we could do it.Copy !req
654. Yeah, if we could just find the door.Copy !req
655. Uh, there's one.Copy !req
656. Hey, ya dumb babies, wait for me!Copy !req
657. - Tommy, we forgetted Angelica.
- You say that like it's a bad thing.Copy !req
658. - Chuckie, we gots to go back.
- I don't know if I can, Tommy!Copy !req
659. I barely know how to go forward.Copy !req
660. Wait for me!Copy !req
661. Do you know how hard it is
to run in a flower girl dress?Copy !req
662. I'm opposed to be at that wedding!Copy !req
663. Take me to the church!Copy !req
664. Wow.Copy !req
665. Reptar's boogers look just like Angelica.Copy !req
666. Hold on, Angelica!Copy !req
667. Good catch, Chuckie!Copy !req
668. This is not the parade I wanted!Copy !req
669. Keep that Kira out
until after the very last "I do"!Copy !req
670. Goodness! Here comes the bride!Copy !req
671. Without the Wedding March?Copy !req
672. - Without the flower girl?
- Without Chuckie?Copy !req
673. - Go, go, go! Start.
- Coco, we can't start yet.Copy !req
674. - Chuckie's not here.
- Darling, we will tell him all about it.Copy !req
675. But I want to share this moment
with my son.Copy !req
676. That is what videotape is for.Copy !req
677. Go ahead!Copy !req
678. Bonjour, everyone.Copy !req
679. I would like to welcome
the family and friendsCopy !req
680. of Monsieur and Madame...Copy !req
681. Yes, yes, yes. They can read that
in the program. Let's begin!Copy !req
682. - What you drawing, Kimi?
- It's a green thumb.Copy !req
683. - It's a pickle with legs.
- It's Reptar.Copy !req
684. - Right!
- No, I mean, it's really Reptar!Copy !req
685. How do we get out of here?Copy !req
686. Um, I think it's that way.Copy !req
687. No, that way. Or that way.Copy !req
688. As long as you're sure.Copy !req
689. Hiya, Reptar!Copy !req
690. Wow!Copy !req
691. Kimi looks like a bug from here.Copy !req
692. Let's pick her up!Copy !req
693. Wow! I've never been on this ride before!Copy !req
694. Whee!Copy !req
695. Hey, pip-squeak! Get your own float!Copy !req
696. Going somewhere, my reptilian friend?Copy !req
697. You babies cannot hideCopy !req
698. from Jean-Claude, Super-Escargot!Copy !req
699. Would it be all right
if I said a poem to my bride?Copy !req
700. Charles would like
to recite a poem to his bride.Copy !req
701. It's our favorite, remember?Copy !req
702. I'll have you babies for lunch!Copy !req
703. But not without the proper sauce.Copy !req
704. You want a piece of me, sluggy?Copy !req
705. Move over, pip-squeak!
I'll show you how it's done!Copy !req
706. Stop wobbling, Chuckie!Copy !req
707. Don't tell me, tell my feet.Copy !req
708. Oh! My shell!Copy !req
709. Stop, in the name of France!Copy !req
710. Look, Chuckie!
I think they want us to stop.Copy !req
711. So do!Copy !req
712. Okay, then. Don't stop.Copy !req
713. Mmm. Wha—Copy !req
714. "Squeaky giggles, wiggly toes...Copy !req
715. teeny-tiny button nose.Copy !req
716. - Rosy lips and soft wet kisses..."
- What?Copy !req
717. Oh! Madame, the babies are
on their way to the church.Copy !req
718. What? You bumbling idiot! You disgust me!Copy !req
719. Um, Auntie sends her love.Copy !req
720. Come on! Give it some gas!Copy !req
721. Ew. Dil!Copy !req
722. No 'fense, but could somebody
maybe open a window?Copy !req
723. Okay. Hello, guys!Copy !req
724. 'Bout time you tinkleheads
came to the rescue.Copy !req
725. Tag! You're it!Copy !req
726. Look! Up in the sky!Copy !req
727. - It's a nerd!
- It's a pain!Copy !req
728. It's... Angelica.Copy !req
729. What's the big idea?Copy !req
730. Are you pottyheads
trying to get rid of me?Copy !req
731. That was the big idea.Copy !req
732. Can you see the church?Copy !req
733. There it is!Copy !req
734. Chuckie, you're my hero.Copy !req
735. Hang on, you guys.Copy !req
736. I think I got a wedgie.Copy !req
737. "Grasping fingers, dimpled chin,Copy !req
738. pudgy bellies, velvet skin."Copy !req
739. Enough poetry! Marry us now!Copy !req
740. Look, Chuckie, we're almost there!Copy !req
741. Yeah, there's the church.Copy !req
742. Hello, my toddling tourists.Copy !req
743. This is where your tour of Paris
comes to an end!Copy !req
744. Chuckie, we gots to beat Robosnail,Copy !req
745. or that mean lady's
gonna be your new mommy!Copy !req
746. Over my dad's potty!Copy !req
747. En garde, babies!Copy !req
748. Out of my way, slug-face!Copy !req
749. Ha! Take that!Copy !req
750. And that!Copy !req
751. - You did it, Chuckie!
- Yeah, I did!Copy !req
752. Now let's go save my daddy.Copy !req
753. For better or worse. Next!Copy !req
754. For richer or—Copy !req
755. - Poorer! Sickness—
- And in health.Copy !req
756. Oh, must we repeat everything?Copy !req
757. - What is going on?
- I don't know.Copy !req
758. Oh, dear Lord, I skipped a section!Copy !req
759. Hurry, Chuckie!Copy !req
760. - Hey! Look what I found.
- Papie clips and bubber bands!Copy !req
761. I'm coming, Daddy!Copy !req
762. Go, Chuckie, go!Copy !req
763. - Hurry!
- You can do it, Chuckie!Copy !req
764. If anyone objects to this union,Copy !req
765. speak now or forever hold your peace.Copy !req
766. I gots to be brave. I gots to be brave.Copy !req
767. No!Copy !req
768. Chuckie?Copy !req
769. He said his first word. He's talking!Copy !req
770. No!Copy !req
771. Chuckie! Chuckie!Copy !req
772. It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
Daddy's here.Copy !req
773. Oh! And so is his new mommy.Copy !req
774. Come here, little boy.Copy !req
775. No! No! No! No! No! No! No!Copy !req
776. Madame!Copy !req
777. Our kidnapping plot has failed!Copy !req
778. Ignore that unemployed fool.Copy !req
779. Coco, the wedding is off.Copy !req
780. You are not the woman I thought you were.Copy !req
781. Hey, lady.Copy !req
782. Looks like your plan to trick
Mr. Yummy-sushi didn't work after all.Copy !req
783. Pretty flower girls should be seen,
not heard.Copy !req
784. I would like to hear
what the little one has to say.Copy !req
785. Okay, but listen good,
'cause I'm tired of telling this story.Copy !req
786. That cuckoo lady told her boss
she had a kid's heart in a jar,Copy !req
787. and she was gonna marry
Mr. Chuckie's daddyCopy !req
788. just so she could be president.Copy !req
789. - Listen, you traitor!
- Now, Miss LaBouche.Copy !req
790. You are dismissed.Copy !req
791. Dismissed? But no one fires Coco LaBouche.Copy !req
792. Coco LaBouche fires others!Copy !req
793. Coco LaBouche is EuroReptar.Copy !req
794. Off the gown, you revolting carpet mice!Copy !req
795. Listen, lady! Nobody messes
with my dumb babies 'Cept me!Copy !req
796. I see London, I see France!Copy !req
797. I see Coco's underpants!Copy !req
798. Well, take a picture!Copy !req
799. This is the last time you will see Coco
or her underpants!Copy !req
800. Bad dog! Bad dog!Copy !req
801. Oh!Copy !req
802. Coco! Wait!Copy !req
803. Go get him, Spike!Copy !req
804. Looks like Spike found himself
a little patootie.Copy !req
805. Come here, my little pumpkin pies!Copy !req
806. - Tommy, Dil!
- Smile for the camera!Copy !req
807. - What a holiday!
- Chuckie.Copy !req
808. I have something that belongs to you.Copy !req
809. Thank you, Kira.Copy !req
810. Chas, I am so sorry.Copy !req
811. I wanted to tell you about Coco, but—Copy !req
812. No, no, no. It's my fault, Kira.Copy !req
813. I guess I got caught up
in the romance of Paris.Copy !req
814. I'm sorry, little guy.Copy !req
815. "Oh, how my heart beats wild..."Copy !req
816. "Each time I hold my precious child."Copy !req
817. Wait! You know that poem?Copy !req
818. Oh, it is my favorite.Copy !req
819. And now the bride and groom
will cut the cake.Copy !req
820. Now, be careful, Kira,
the knife is very sharp.Copy !req
821. Wasn't the wedding beautiful?Copy !req
822. Yeah, I'm just glad I didn't have
to return the toaster oven this time.Copy !req
823. Let me put it to you this way, Bobfather.Copy !req
824. We've been back home
for a bunch of yesterdays,Copy !req
825. and you still haven't delivered the goods!Copy !req
826. You gots your mommy wish,
so what do I get, Snotfather?Copy !req
827. Angelica, you show him no aspect!Copy !req
828. You can't talk to him like...Copy !req
829. Angelica.Copy !req
830. You come to me on the day
of my daddy's weddingCopy !req
831. to ask me for Cynthia ChateauCopy !req
832. and the matching poniesCopy !req
833. and a bunch of, just...Copy !req
834. stuff that I can't never get you.Copy !req
835. There you are, you guys!Copy !req
836. Come on. The growed-ups
are giving away all the cake!Copy !req
837. - Cake? Game over!
- Yay!Copy !req
838. Wawa's a really nice bear.Copy !req
839. Thanks. My old mommy gived him to me.Copy !req
840. Do you ever miss her?Copy !req
841. Sometimes.Copy !req
842. But then I 'member that she's
up there watching me from heaven.Copy !req
843. I guess I'm lucky.Copy !req
844. I got two mommies to look after me now.Copy !req
845. There's my little guy.Copy !req
846. Kimi? Sweetheart?Copy !req
847. May I have this dance?Copy !req
848. Mmm!Copy !req
849. Chuckie, would you like to dance
with your new mommy?Copy !req
850. Hey, lady, ever hear of a thigh blaster?Copy !req
851. Cynthia! That frosting flower has
our names bitten all over it!Copy !req
852. Who do you babies think you are?Copy !req
853. Well, I'm Tommy, and this is Lil...Copy !req
854. - And she calls us dumb.
- Give me that cake right now!Copy !req
855. - Good throw, Dilly.
- That's it! Prepare to meet your caker!Copy !req
856. Hey, guys! What you doing?Copy !req
857. Hey, Susie!Copy !req
858. Cakey!Copy !req
859. Whee!Copy !req
860. Well, Tommy,Copy !req
861. I guess this is how it's gonna be
from now on.Copy !req