1. A while back, some wanker told meCopy !req
2. the most beautiful game ever inventedCopy !req
3. began with the severed head of a soldier.Copy !req
4. And his enemy's brutal kick.Copy !req
5. The first goal ever, unofficially,Copy !req
6. was scored when the head flew
between two trees.Copy !req
7. "Dreadful!" I said.
"That depends," said the wanker.Copy !req
8. "Dreadful for the goalkeeper,
but for the striker, it was glorious."Copy !req
9. Know the difference between
a banana loader and a donkey?Copy !req
10. - What?
- You don't know?Copy !req
11. - Nope.
- The donkey's well hung!Copy !req
12. Fucking A, Rudo!Copy !req
13. Don't run, Tato.Copy !req
14. - You'll bruise the bananas.
- You said go faster.Copy !req
15. These are for export.Copy !req
16. So goes our life, so goes our loveCopy !req
17. It's a never ending storyCopy !req
18. Stop with the yodeling, asshole.Copy !req
19. Like an April evening. Love to love...Copy !req
20. You know the words "shut up"?Copy !req
21. Will you shut up now, jackass?Copy !req
22. Asshole!Copy !req
23. You're wearing me out!Copy !req
24. Hey, shorty! Wait up!Copy !req
25. Tato! Wait up!Copy !req
26. Tato! Tell that dwarf to wait!Copy !req
27. Hurry up! Grab on!Copy !req
28. Hold it still, shithead!Copy !req
29. You got it! Grab on!Copy !req
30. Hold it still!Copy !req
31. Grab on!Copy !req
32. Wait, damn it!Copy !req
33. That's it, grab the little stick, Beto!Copy !req
34. In sports as in life,
individual effort means nothingCopy !req
35. if it doesn't support a group effort.Copy !req
36. Teamwork can only be understood asCopy !req
37. a principle of generosity, one for all.Copy !req
38. That's the spirit that unites us
and makes us brothers.Copy !req
39. Don't play dumb. Where is it?Copy !req
40. I lost it last night, mango.Copy !req
41. Have you lost your mind?
I need my blender, Beto!Copy !req
42. Sorry, my system failed.Copy !req
43. It always fails!Copy !req
44. I want my blender!Copy !req
45. You'll live like a queen once
my system gets going, Toña.Copy !req
46. Meanwhile we're screwed!
How am I gonna blend?Copy !req
47. Big deal, ask my mom to borrow hers.Copy !req
48. You ask her! Don't bet what's not yours!Copy !req
49. Bet that stupid game of yours!Copy !req
50. It's Campitos' game.
You just said don't bet what isn't mine.Copy !req
51. Then sell it.
You waste all day playing with him.Copy !req
52. It's called quality time.Copy !req
53. I want my blender back!Copy !req
54. More rice? You can finish later, Nadia.
Get some more tortillas.Copy !req
55. Why bother? They're too chewy!Copy !req
56. Now, dear, you already had a dozen.Copy !req
57. And they all tasted like shit.Copy !req
58. Where'd you buy them, Toña?Copy !req
59. Same place as always.Copy !req
60. So who's dumber? The one who bought
them, or the one who served them?Copy !req
61. Don't talk like that to my wife
and mom, Arnulfo! Apologize!Copy !req
62. Did they run out of fresh tortillas?Copy !req
63. My gun's bigger than yours!
Apologize to my mom!Copy !req
64. Better leave your dad alone!Copy !req
65. This cop ain't nobody's father!
Not even the twins.Copy !req
66. He's only been here a couple of years!
Say you're sorry.Copy !req
67. I'm waiting.Copy !req
68. Say you're sorry, damn it!Copy !req
69. I'm going to Texas.Copy !req
70. - What's that, Son?
- You're going where?Copy !req
71. Up north, with some guys from Chiapas.Copy !req
72. To pick fruit?Copy !req
73. No, I'm gonna make it big,Copy !req
74. as a singer.Copy !req
75. All wetbacks make minimum wage,
dickhead!Copy !req
76. Cuco's got a cousin. He does radio in Texas.Copy !req
77. Son, you sing real nice,Copy !req
78. but Beto's right.Copy !req
79. Then how will I ever build you your house?Copy !req
80. You'll wind up singing in the street.Copy !req
81. I'm the one who'll build the house,
like always,Copy !req
82. - with my savings.
- What savings?Copy !req
83. Friends, come make
your dreams come true...Copy !req
84. Wish we had a phone
so we could win that raffle.Copy !req
85. Yeah.Copy !req
86. Like, how much could we buy?Copy !req
87. A shitload, I guess.Copy !req
88. The car's real nice.Copy !req
89. We'd give it to my mom.Copy !req
90. Geez, you're always giving her what's ours.Copy !req
91. Well, Arnulfo never gives her shit.Copy !req
92. So what about your brother?Copy !req
93. He's good for nothing. Takes after his dad.Copy !req
94. Yours wasn't so hot either, right?Copy !req
95. You're my platonic love, forbidden fruitCopy !req
96. I know we don't have a chanceCopy !req
97. to ever be togetherCopy !req
98. but I worship youCopy !req
99. from afar, little darlingCopy !req
100. I'll take Maya Vega over the car any day.
She's a fox.Copy !req
101. Don't say that, moron!
Maya's the most fragrant flower,Copy !req
102. the sweetest nectar,
the loveliest woman on Earth.Copy !req
103. Well said, poet. So what'll it be?
Tea For Two, or Goodbye Girl?Copy !req
104. Game time, you lazy fuck!Copy !req
105. Hey, asshole!Copy !req
106. Fuck off!Copy !req
107. Man, you reek. Stay clear of the ref.
He'll kick you out.Copy !req
108. Buy me a beer, okay?Copy !req
109. You're wasted.Copy !req
110. - Pay you back later.
- Sweat it off.Copy !req
111. Here's where I enter the story.Copy !req
112. Hello, chaps.
I'm Dario Vidali, better known as "Baton."Copy !req
113. Baton?Copy !req
114. That little wand conductors use.
I'm a talent scout.Copy !req
115. There's lots of talent here!Copy !req
116. - Really.
- What's up?Copy !req
117. Buggered, old chap.Copy !req
118. My tire's bungled
and there's no spare in the boot.Copy !req
119. Is there a shop nearby?Copy !req
120. Boot? You keep spares in your boots?Copy !req
121. No... I need a place to fix it.Copy !req
122. - There's a mechanic in El Naranjo.
- Yeah.Copy !req
123. Could you help me take the tire to be fixed?
You'll be well paid.Copy !req
124. No can do. Game time, Tato.Copy !req
125. Trees on the cliffsideCopy !req
126. But I paid the alimony. Don't drag
the kids into this, I'm begging you.Copy !req
127. Quiet, mate, I can't hear...Copy !req
128. Not watered by the flowery riverCopy !req
129. Hello?Copy !req
130. I'm never there?
I took them fishing three months ago...Copy !req
131. Hello?Copy !req
132. No signal. I'm losing reception...Copy !req
133. Hey, here's a flat. Fix it, okay?
It belongs to the gentleman.Copy !req
134. - Thanks, chaps, I'm very grateful.
- Sure thing, any time.Copy !req
135. Booger, wait up!Copy !req
136. What do you think, sir? How's my singing?Copy !req
137. Stellar. There's a tad extra for you in my tip.Copy !req
138. - Tato, the game's starting!
- Coming!Copy !req
139. Let me give you my info, to stay in touch.Copy !req
140. - Of course.
- See ya.Copy !req
141. Laddie, come here. Do me a favor.Copy !req
142. Bring me an ice cold six-pack.
Cold as a nun's tit.Copy !req
143. - String, kite, string!
- Who's that dancing fellow who just scored?Copy !req
144. - What do you mean?
- That's Tato Verdusco!Copy !req
145. - And who's the goalkeeper?
- The goalie?Copy !req
146. - Tato's brother.
- "Rudo" Beto Verdusco.Copy !req
147. Rudo?Copy !req
148. I see.Copy !req
149. He's totally ruthless.
But he always plays fair.Copy !req
150. Yes, I'm sure.Copy !req
151. Dirt fields are a paradox.Copy !req
152. The poorest places are where
you'll find the diamond in the rough.Copy !req
153. Flawless, pure. Miraculous.Copy !req
154. Tato!Copy !req
155. Hey, did you see it?Copy !req
156. Congratulations, smashing, well done!Copy !req
157. Mr. Baton, I'm so glad you stayed!Copy !req
158. Like I said,
I scout and represent soccer talent.Copy !req
159. - You're not in the music biz?
- Not music. Soccer.Copy !req
160. Soccer? Really?Copy !req
161. Perhaps you've heard of Luis Guzman,
Alex Garcia, Butterball Peralta...Copy !req
162. Of course we have.Copy !req
163. I discovered those lads.
Butterball, for example.Copy !req
164. I found him in a little town in Chile.
Now he's a star.Copy !req
165. I represent them all, and then some.Copy !req
166. Let's cut to the chase.Copy !req
167. I saw you chaps play and I'll be frank.
You're not getting any younger.Copy !req
168. But you've got enormous potential,
each in his own way.Copy !req
169. - True, true.
- Yes.Copy !req
170. And I'd love to take you both
under my wing.Copy !req
171. For tryouts?Copy !req
172. But I've got too many prospects,
and I can only manage one of you.Copy !req
173. What about the other?Copy !req
174. The other? Hard to say. Soccer is fickle.Copy !req
175. Could be a week, a month, a year,Copy !req
176. or perhaps I'll never pass this way again.Copy !req
177. How do you propose we decide?Copy !req
178. Penalty shot.Copy !req
179. You're sure? High stakes, Rudo.Copy !req
180. Well, that's soccer, right?Copy !req
181. Absolutely.Copy !req
182. Choose your goal.Copy !req
183. That one.Copy !req
184. Tally ho, lads.Copy !req
185. Penalty shot, bro.Copy !req
186. Shoot to the right.Copy !req
187. - Let me block it. Shoot to the right.
- Okay.Copy !req
188. Whenever you're ready.Copy !req
189. Kick it, bro!Copy !req
190. Come on, shoot!Copy !req
191. Good show. Congratulations.Copy !req
192. - Can we do it over?
- It looked legit to me.Copy !req
193. Two out of three?Copy !req
194. Afraid not. That's the game, win some,
lose some. Better luck next time.Copy !req
195. Well done, Tato. Lovely, right in the pocket.Copy !req
196. We're off early tomorrow.
Meet me at the tire repair shop at 7:30.Copy !req
197. I'll be there.Copy !req
198. Coming! I'm already mobile.
Don't be late. Ciao, champ.Copy !req
199. - So, where can I stay?
- Mango Bay is 10 miles ahead.Copy !req
200. Sounds charming for Osiris and myself.
Cheerio, Tato.Copy !req
201. Should I bring my uniform?Copy !req
202. - What the fuck?
- What do you mean?Copy !req
203. I said aim right!
Why'd you shoot the other way?Copy !req
204. I aimed right!Copy !req
205. I meant the other right!Copy !req
206. What other right?Copy !req
207. My right, asshole!Copy !req
208. You should have said to aim that way!Copy !req
209. - What other right is there, jackass?
- My right, bro! Over there!Copy !req
210. Motherfucker! Don't play dumb!Copy !req
211. I'm not playing! You told me, "Aim right"!Copy !req
212. Weren't you going up North?Copy !req
213. - Well, yeah, bro!
- So?Copy !req
214. So, then this chance came along!Copy !req
215. Traitor!Copy !req
216. You screwed me out of my chance, asshole!Copy !req
217. They say the first wars
were between brothers.Copy !req
218. Then came games to prevent them
through symbolic imitation.Copy !req
219. Pity, nowadays wars are mistaken
for games and games for wars.Copy !req
220. Especially between brothers.Copy !req
221. We all depend on you.Copy !req
222. It's what I always wanted, Toña!
And that asshole fucked it up!Copy !req
223. But you're foreman at a banana ranch, Beto.
Not a soccer player.Copy !req
224. Because I never got the chance!Copy !req
225. This soccer business is a long shot.
You lose, we all lose big time.Copy !req
226. That asshole already made me lose!Copy !req
227. Come on, sweetie.Copy !req
228. We're better off
without that retarded brother of yours.Copy !req
229. Don't call him that!Copy !req
230. Watch yourself, Mom.Copy !req
231. What do you mean?Copy !req
232. - Well, Arnulfo.
- Don't worry. I'll be all right.Copy !req
233. Well, I'm off.Copy !req
234. Wish me luck.Copy !req
235. Take care, Son.
You'll send us something back, right?Copy !req
236. Of course I will. I'll build you a mansion
with all the money I make.Copy !req
237. You'll do well, Tato. You'll see.Copy !req
238. - Bye, Mom.
- Goodbye.Copy !req
239. - I'll call you.
- Okay.Copy !req
240. They stood you up, dumb-ass!Copy !req
241. Faggot!Copy !req
242. Son of a bitch.Copy !req
243. I was just about to leave, Mr. Baton.Copy !req
244. Flying the coop?Copy !req
245. Hop in. Back seat's fit for a king.Copy !req
246. Here?Copy !req
247. Have a beer. Don't spill it.
The upholstery is genuine leather.Copy !req
248. Excuse me, miss.Copy !req
249. Sorry I'm late, Osiris abused me
all night long and I had to recover.Copy !req
250. It's cool.Copy !req
251. - Now who's left behind, faggot!
- Up yours!Copy !req
252. - Screw you! Kiss my ass!
- What? I can't hear you!Copy !req
253. I'll offer you a five-year contract.Copy !req
254. That includes negotiations, administration,Copy !req
255. everything to make your life easier.Copy !req
256. My cut is 15%.Copy !req
257. Deal?Copy !req
258. First time in Mexico City?Copy !req
259. Yeah.Copy !req
260. It's a monster, eh?Copy !req
261. But even the scariest
monster has its charms.Copy !req
262. This humble abode is mine.
You'll stay here for a while.Copy !req
263. Here's enough food for a week.Copy !req
264. I'm gonna eat this all week?Copy !req
265. They're tasty. They've got shrimp.Copy !req
266. Nobody's home now,
but three other blokes live here.Copy !req
267. Not for long, though.Copy !req
268. But there's only two beds.Copy !req
269. You'll work out something.Copy !req
270. Know how to use one of these?Copy !req
271. - Yeah.
- My number's there if you need anything.Copy !req
272. - Okay.
- I'll take you to the team tomorrow.Copy !req
273. Do you know anybody in the music biz?Copy !req
274. You're serious about singing, mate?Copy !req
275. - Yes.
- What inspired you?Copy !req
276. - My dad.
- I see...Copy !req
277. He sang in a famous band.Copy !req
278. He was French.Copy !req
279. He left me this.Copy !req
280. The key of G. Nice.Copy !req
281. My mother left me this.Copy !req
282. Nice.Copy !req
283. She was a whore.Copy !req
284. Great lady.Copy !req
285. I never wanted for anything.Copy !req
286. Let's focus only on soccer.Copy !req
287. Yes.Copy !req
288. Get some rest,Copy !req
289. tomorrow's the biggest day of your life.Copy !req
290. Take care.Copy !req
291. Thanks.Copy !req
292. See you later.Copy !req
293. I'm in for 25Copy !req
294. and Pimienta's fucking watch.Copy !req
295. You're out of control tonight, Rudo.Copy !req
296. He misses his baby brother Tato.Copy !req
297. I miss the blowjobs your mama
used to give me, asshole.Copy !req
298. - To be honest, me, too.
- She was good going down, huh?Copy !req
299. - So what's up? Anybody in?
- I'm out.Copy !req
300. 50 says I call. Show me what you got.Copy !req
301. Read them and weep, jacks and aces.Copy !req
302. Three of a kind, asshole.Copy !req
303. Double or nothing. You and me.Copy !req
304. What are you gonna bet, your mom?Copy !req
305. You got another blender?Copy !req
306. No, but I've got a pan to fry your balls on!Copy !req
307. Leave my mom out of this, asshole.Copy !req
308. Come on, Rudo, take it easy.Copy !req
309. All of life is a gamble,Copy !req
310. a ball hits the goalpost,
or goes in for a goal.Copy !req
311. What makes the difference?
Destiny, of course.Copy !req
312. And the effect given to the ball
when it's kicked.Copy !req
313. No!Copy !req
314. He's a double threat. Old and rotten.Copy !req
315. - I'm taking him out. Raúl!
- No, wait!Copy !req
316. He's not warmed up yet.
Give him another chance.Copy !req
317. Don't forget, talent is ageless.Copy !req
318. He fucks up again, he's out.Copy !req
319. Give us a moment. Tato! Come!Copy !req
320. What's wrong, mate?
Leave your talent back home?Copy !req
321. That's Yank Garcia!Copy !req
322. And J.J. Escandon, and that's Generalisimo.Copy !req
323. It's just too much.Copy !req
324. They can all blow me!Copy !req
325. Yank used to drive a bus!Copy !req
326. Escandon was a bricklayer!
Generalisimo washed cars!Copy !req
327. You're a top player!
Show them what you've got!Copy !req
328. Let's make a deal.Copy !req
329. If you make the team,
I'll help your singing career.Copy !req
330. Okay.Copy !req
331. Stop prancing around and play, you wanker!Copy !req
332. Won't be long now before the magic starts.Copy !req
333. Goal!Copy !req
334. What did I tell you?Copy !req
335. Where shall we have lunch, darling?Copy !req
336. Goal!Copy !req
337. - The lad's a goal-making machine.
- String, kite, string!Copy !req
338. Goal.Copy !req
339. This could go on all day.Copy !req
340. Does he have to do that
every time he scores?Copy !req
341. The lad's got style.Copy !req
342. Where'd you find him?Copy !req
343. You can talk about the miracle,
but never reveal its source.Copy !req
344. You prick.Copy !req
345. The hick's got something.Copy !req
346. Reminds me of myself. I'll take him.Copy !req
347. He'll be a starter!Copy !req
348. Depends on him. He's going places.
You go hassle management.Copy !req
349. Don't forget, I get my 10%.Copy !req
350. Done. Always a pleasure, Bruno.Copy !req
351. I'm waiting for you to come back
into my armsCopy !req
352. To give me kisses and caressesCopy !req
353. Tato, pass me the soap. It fell over there.Copy !req
354. Where? Oh, yeah.Copy !req
355. What the fuck!Copy !req
356. Players can be quite
imaginative when hazing.Copy !req
357. Sometimes they switch
toothpaste for shaving cream.Copy !req
358. They perform the legendary wedgie,
or the fearsome tube.Copy !req
359. Some rookies stay awake on
the road so they won't end upCopy !req
360. with a teammate's penis in their mouths.Copy !req
361. Faster, man!Copy !req
362. What's it gonna take?
Chili peppers up your ass?Copy !req
363. But you said the fruit would bruise.Copy !req
364. Not if you run with the right technique!Copy !req
365. What're you looking at, asshole?Copy !req
366. What?Copy !req
367. All you loaders are a bunch of faggots!Copy !req
368. Give it a rest, dickwad!Copy !req
369. Shut up, you fucking hick!Copy !req
370. Hit the showers, your feet stink!Copy !req
371. Shit yeah, man.Copy !req
372. All right!Copy !req
373. That's enough for today!Copy !req
374. Tato! Come here!Copy !req
375. How many weeks you been here?Copy !req
376. About six.Copy !req
377. Go get your stuff.Copy !req
378. But... How come?Copy !req
379. You're suiting up for Sunday's game.Copy !req
380. You know what that means?Copy !req
381. I don't know if you'll play,
but you're on the bench.Copy !req
382. Cat got your tongue?Copy !req
383. - Thanks, Coach.
- All right, hit the showers.Copy !req
384. Are you going to watch Tato's game?Copy !req
385. I'm busy.Copy !req
386. You never miss a game.Copy !req
387. Forget about your retarded brother.Copy !req
388. I said, don't call him that!Copy !req
389. Okay.Copy !req
390. We'll be right outside.Copy !req
391. Yeah.Copy !req
392. You're coming, right?Copy !req
393. and here's the bench for Amaranto.Copy !req
394. Number 20, Pegoraro.
Number 19, Gabriel Borón.Copy !req
395. Beto, give me a hand.Copy !req
396. - Number 17, Javier Mena.
- Son, come on over here.Copy !req
397. Number 14, Tato Verdusco.Copy !req
398. There he is!Copy !req
399. Toña, you take her.Copy !req
400. I got stuff to do.Copy !req
401. The bench is purgatory.Copy !req
402. It's like quicksand, the longer you stay,Copy !req
403. the deeper you sink.Copy !req
404. It's like taking your bride on a honeymoon,Copy !req
405. then not being able to make love,Copy !req
406. but having to watch 22 cretins and
three bobbies have their way with herCopy !req
407. while thousands cheer.Copy !req
408. Raul Perez.Copy !req
409. Beto Verdusco.Copy !req
410. You still owe me half of
the next two paychecks, Rudo.Copy !req
411. So I see.Copy !req
412. Rudo! Main office! Phone call!Copy !req
413. Thanks.Copy !req
414. You're not supposed to take calls here.
Let this be the last time.Copy !req
415. Sorry. It won't happen again.Copy !req
416. Afternoon, boss.Copy !req
417. Hello, Rudo.Copy !req
418. Sorry, excuse me.Copy !req
419. Hello?Copy !req
420. Rudo! Baton here!Copy !req
421. Hello.Copy !req
422. You want to turn pro?Copy !req
423. Yeah, sure.Copy !req
424. Your brother's been pushing for this,
really breaking my balls.Copy !req
425. - He has?
- I won't have any left if he continues.Copy !req
426. Whoa, better watch out, Baton.Copy !req
427. Soccer in this country
never ceases to amaze,Copy !req
428. Second Division extended its
registration deadline.Copy !req
429. And the Nopaleros club needs a goalkeeper.Copy !req
430. You've got to be here tomorrow.
Can you make it?Copy !req
431. Yeah, sure.Copy !req
432. Perfect. See you then.Copy !req
433. Roger.Copy !req
434. - Big hug, dearie.
- Big hug, dearie.Copy !req
435. Where've you been?
I've been waiting like some bloody tart!Copy !req
436. I'm here, but they wouldn't let me in.Copy !req
437. If they ask for me, honey,
you've got to let them through.Copy !req
438. How's tricks? I found a team
for your brother like you asked.Copy !req
439. Yeah? Great. But I'm going back home.Copy !req
440. I'm tired of warming the bench.Copy !req
441. Have you gone mental? Be patient.
Rome wasn't built in a day.Copy !req
442. I want to sing. Hook me up with
those guys in the music biz.Copy !req
443. I'll get you the best contract!
The best venues!Copy !req
444. But first you've got to play.Copy !req
445. That's what I want, but they won't put me in.Copy !req
446. Bruno's an imbecile.Copy !req
447. I'll offer him a bigger cut,
maybe he'll make you a starter.Copy !req
448. - Yeah.
- What now?Copy !req
449. She's Maya Vega, right?
From the TV game shows?Copy !req
450. - Want to meet her?
- No...Copy !req
451. There, now, Baton is here.Copy !req
452. Maya!Copy !req
453. Batty! So good to see you.Copy !req
454. Hey, you got Gringa Roldán's
phone number?Copy !req
455. Not with me, I'll give it to you later.Copy !req
456. Let me introduce an amazing
pro player, Tato Verdusco.Copy !req
457. - Hi... Sorry.
- When's the next barbecue?Copy !req
458. Soon. You're the guest of honor.Copy !req
459. I'll light the fire, you bring the meat.Copy !req
460. Batty, you're impossible!
Gotta run. Take care.Copy !req
461. I'm leaving, Son.Copy !req
462. Take care of Mom. Okay.Copy !req
463. Now what, Beto?Copy !req
464. - They're falling asleep, eh?
- Where you going at this hour?Copy !req
465. To the packing plant.
Two trucks need loading.Copy !req
466. - Right now?
- Yeah, someone's got to do it...Copy !req
467. Bye, mango.Copy !req
468. Go back to sleep.Copy !req
469. - Out of my way...
- Excuse me.Copy !req
470. Nothing personal, but goalkeepers
always remind me of ravens,Copy !req
471. carrion birds. Bad omens.Copy !req
472. They're solitary creatures who watch
the world from a distance.Copy !req
473. They're allowed the forbidden,
they use their hands to block goalsCopy !req
474. and rain on everyone's parade.Copy !req
475. They're catastrophic.Copy !req
476. Sorry I'm late,
the labor unions are blocking the streets.Copy !req
477. Let's go.Copy !req
478. Afternoon, miss.Copy !req
479. Soccer has to be your main priority.Copy !req
480. As goalkeeper, you've twice the liability.Copy !req
481. Guarding the net means carrying
the team on your shoulders.Copy !req
482. It's always your fault.Copy !req
483. There's an old saying,Copy !req
484. if you want to stop being a prat,
stop being a goalie.Copy !req
485. What's a prat?Copy !req
486. Tosser, knobhead... Jackass.Copy !req
487. Are you willing to be a jackass for soccer?Copy !req
488. Jackass? Never. No way.Copy !req
489. That's the spirit!Copy !req
490. By the way,
I take 15% of everything you make.Copy !req
491. Agreed?Copy !req
492. What? 15%? Too high.Copy !req
493. I'll take 20 if you insist,
but I've got to charge something.Copy !req
494. - First time in Mexico City for you, too?
- Yeah.Copy !req
495. It's a monster, eh?Copy !req
496. But even the scariest
monster has its charms.Copy !req
497. His name is Beto "Rudo" Verdusco.Copy !req
498. Your goalie's an old man, Baton.Copy !req
499. Talent is ageless, Obdulio.Copy !req
500. How come they call him "Rudo"?Copy !req
501. Mafafo!Copy !req
502. It was clean.Copy !req
503. Get out of here! Both of you!
Take five, Mafafo.Copy !req
504. He took a dive.Copy !req
505. How come that ball's not moving, damn it!Copy !req
506. So what do I do now?Copy !req
507. - Play and keep from getting buggered!
- Keep from what?Copy !req
508. So what do you think of Rudo?Copy !req
509. If I ever need a hitman, I'll call you.Copy !req
510. The nickname suits him, eh?Copy !req
511. Too well. Come on!
Stop hogging the ball! Pass!Copy !req
512. Remember you lost
your goalkeeper for the season.Copy !req
513. So what? Yours is a criminal.Copy !req
514. Don't let him get away.
Your sub is fragile as a teacup,Copy !req
515. and the other one's got butterfingers.Copy !req
516. There are others. Go after it!
Don't just stand there!Copy !req
517. Incredible! You're passing on
a great goalie and your cut?Copy !req
518. - What cut?
- 10%.Copy !req
519. Nope.Copy !req
520. All right, 15.Copy !req
521. Okay. He can stay.
Square it with management.Copy !req
522. - My cut comes straight from you.
- Done. Always a pleasure, Obdulio.Copy !req
523. The pleasure's all yours.Copy !req
524. Yo, pass me the soap.Copy !req
525. The pink one? Sure.Copy !req
526. Hold up, you faggot!Copy !req
527. Calm down, asshole.Copy !req
528. Come and make me, pussy!Copy !req
529. Fricking newbie, now you're screwed.
Shaving cream and razors!Copy !req
530. Let's shave his balls!Copy !req
531. Razorblade, razorblade!Copy !req
532. I'd forgotten that variation.Copy !req
533. No, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!Copy !req
534. Itchy?Copy !req
535. Try talcum powder.Copy !req
536. On the bright side, now it'll look bigger.Copy !req
537. Sons of bitches. Ganged up on me.Copy !req
538. One on one,
I would have cracked their fucking skulls.Copy !req
539. Let it go.
You don't want enemies right away.Copy !req
540. The owners pay by the game.
You need to be star goalkeeper.Copy !req
541. Don't worry. That net is mine.Copy !req
542. That's the spirit. Keep it up.Copy !req
543. This way.Copy !req
544. You're lucky. The other blokes cleared out.Copy !req
545. Now it's just you and your brother.Copy !req
546. Spectacular, eh?Copy !req
547. Yeah.Copy !req
548. Here's food for a week.
They've got shrimp. Quite tasty.Copy !req
549. Shrimp? Inside?Copy !req
550. That's the place.Copy !req
551. Your key.Copy !req
552. See you tomorrow.
Please don't kill anybody.Copy !req
553. - You're leaving?
- Quite.Copy !req
554. Big hug, dearie!Copy !req
555. Little girl, little girl...Copy !req
556. Yo.Copy !req
557. Yo.Copy !req
558. - What's up?
- What's up?Copy !req
559. How's your team?Copy !req
560. Good. We're gonna kick ass.Copy !req
561. Watch your ass in the showers.
That hazing shit...Copy !req
562. They can kiss my ass.Copy !req
563. You still on the bench?Copy !req
564. Yeah. But I don't give a shit.Copy !req
565. I'm working on my singing career.Copy !req
566. How do I call home on this piece of crap?Copy !req
567. I was worried! Nobody knew anything!Copy !req
568. How could you leave like that?
Why'd you steal our money?Copy !req
569. I didn't steal it, mango.
Just borrowed it. You'll get it back.Copy !req
570. Oh, yeah? How?Copy !req
571. - I'm already on a team.
- So what?Copy !req
572. You take the blender,
you take our savings, you never change!Copy !req
573. Sorry, mango,
but now we're gonna live like kings!Copy !req
574. When's that gonna happen?Copy !req
575. Soon as I get paid so you can
come join me here.Copy !req
576. And until then? What'll we live on?Copy !req
577. - You left us nothing!
- I'll send money!Copy !req
578. - Or sell Campitos' game!
- You better believe I'm selling it.Copy !req
579. Sell it, then you'll know
it was good for something.Copy !req
580. But I'm not coming out there
or staying here with your mom.Copy !req
581. - I'm not crazy!
- So what are you gonna do?Copy !req
582. Like you give a shit! Goodbye!Copy !req
583. What's Toña up to?Copy !req
584. Nothing much. She says hi.Copy !req
585. - You're pussy-whipped.
- You're a faggot.Copy !req
586. Want me to make you some soup?Copy !req
587. Sure. That's talcum, right?Copy !req
588. It's for your feet.Copy !req
589. Look, just pour in boiling waterCopy !req
590. and throw it in.Copy !req
591. - Hey, it's got shrimp!
- Yeah, they're freeze-dried.Copy !req
592. Reunions are always magical,Copy !req
593. like a striker's goal after a bad run,Copy !req
594. or kicking the ball after a prolonged injury,Copy !req
595. or a fan's return to the stadium
after years of absence.Copy !req
596. Go get it! Wake up!Copy !req
597. Stay in formation!Copy !req
598. Watch your back!Copy !req
599. Move out!Copy !req
600. Hey, Coach.Copy !req
601. What's up, Rudo?Copy !req
602. The wingmen won't fall back.
They're getting behind us.Copy !req
603. Why not switch to 4-4-2, move Fede
to defense and play Mafafo as floater?Copy !req
604. Sure. Don't be such a fucking idiot.Copy !req
605. Listen up, men! The ship is sinking!Copy !req
606. Switch to 4-4-2! Fede, you're defense!Copy !req
607. Mafafo, you play floater!Copy !req
608. Félix! You're in for Rudo!Copy !req
609. Let's win this, men!Copy !req
610. How'd you like my changes? Good, huh?Copy !req
611. Go out and win, boys!Copy !req
612. "How'd you like my changes?"
Son of a bitch!Copy !req
613. Ever been here before, mate?Copy !req
614. I'm a regular.Copy !req
615. Hey, Memo? What's up?Copy !req
616. Come in.Copy !req
617. We'll lose our shirts, eh?Copy !req
618. It's cool, you're with me.Copy !req
619. Why drag me along?Copy !req
620. I'm a pacifist.Copy !req
621. Let's watch your brother's game instead.Copy !req
622. Why bother? He never plays!Copy !req
623. This isn't what you promised!Copy !req
624. I didn't even play three games!Copy !req
625. I'm not even on the bench!Copy !req
626. That's soccer, Rudo.Copy !req
627. But I don't make money unless I play.Copy !req
628. I'm broke. Loan me 100 pesos, okay?Copy !req
629. - Fine, but I want it back, eh?
- Yeah.Copy !req
630. Bugger me! They're sending him in!
Tato's going in!Copy !req
631. He may be a rookie,
but he's seen better days.Copy !req
632. I'll put 100 on the white.Copy !req
633. There's no white. Red or green.Copy !req
634. Red, then. I don't give a shit.Copy !req
635. 100 on the red he doesn't give a shit about.Copy !req
636. - That's it?
- Yeah, well, I'm broke, man.Copy !req
637. No more bets! Let them loose!Copy !req
638. You know why you're broke?
Because you don't play.Copy !req
639. If you want to play and get paid,
you have to apologize to Obdulio.Copy !req
640. Why? I didn't do anything!Copy !req
641. You told the coach how to do his job,
you fool!Copy !req
642. And the bastard listened!Copy !req
643. So what! It's not done.
Not with a ball breaker like Obdulio.Copy !req
644. You apologize, you play. End of story.Copy !req
645. That asshole can go to hell!Copy !req
646. To hell with him, then. You know best.Copy !req
647. That's my boy!
See what's left of your chicken, Baton.Copy !req
648. What a waste.Copy !req
649. That's my cock!Copy !req
650. Check this out.Copy !req
651. - Looks pretty bad.
- Yeah.Copy !req
652. - So you gonna pay me or what?
- You win, Rudo.Copy !req
653. Tato looks good, he fakes,Copy !req
654. the goalie leaves his area.Copy !req
655. Tato shoots.Copy !req
656. Goal!Copy !req
657. What control!Copy !req
658. What flourish!Copy !req
659. This rookie is a sweetheart, he's a romantic!Copy !req
660. Beyond romantic, he's Cursi!Copy !req
661. What a super-duper goal
by Tato "Cursi" Verdusco!Copy !req
662. Who said they could call me Cursi?
"We All Wanna Be Cursi."Copy !req
663. "A Cursi Season." I'm no pansy.Copy !req
664. They adore you. You've had a dream season.Copy !req
665. Top scorer, rookie of the year.Copy !req
666. But they can't call me that!Copy !req
667. Bollocks! You'll take
the nickname and like it.Copy !req
668. Bullshit! You got a good nickname,
a conductor in the mid-field!Copy !req
669. Chill out, Cursi.Copy !req
670. Don't call me that, asshole!Copy !req
671. You are a sweet romantic, Cursi.Copy !req
672. How could I explain that I only played
soccer as a lad in the streets,Copy !req
673. that I was awful,
and I got the nickname becauseCopy !req
674. people said that I'd be better off
conducting an orchestra?Copy !req
675. I've good news and bad news, Rudo.Copy !req
676. Bad news first.Copy !req
677. I couldn't find another team for next season.Copy !req
678. Shit! What's the good news?Copy !req
679. Look over there.Copy !req
680. "Home of Cursi"Copy !req
681. - What's that?
- Don't be a fool, Cursi.Copy !req
682. The owners want to take care of you.
I present your new home.Copy !req
683. Mine? For real?Copy !req
684. The rent comes out of your paycheck,
but the furniture is a gift from the Club.Copy !req
685. Fuck, Baton! What's the good news?Copy !req
686. Stop breaking my balls.Copy !req
687. Good news is your brother's humble abode.
Smashing, eh?Copy !req
688. It's huge.
I'm gonna bring all the chicks here.Copy !req
689. - The TV's incredible.
- Go look around.Copy !req
690. Whoa! Beto, three rooms!Copy !req
691. A bathroom with one of those tubs
that make bubbles.Copy !req
692. There's room for you, Beto.Copy !req
693. Baton!Copy !req
694. The SUV is also a gift from the Club.Copy !req
695. Seriously?Copy !req
696. It's white, like a ghost!Copy !req
697. What are you doing? Chin up, come here.Copy !req
698. I'm fine.Copy !req
699. You're not, because you haven't
heard the good news.Copy !req
700. Nopaleros are now First Division.Copy !req
701. But we didn't make the playoffs.
Panteras were the champs.Copy !req
702. The magic of soccer in Mexico.
The owners paid for a new franchise!Copy !req
703. Boggles the mind.Copy !req
704. What about that asshole Obdulio?Copy !req
705. He's out! The new coach is a friend of mine!Copy !req
706. I raved about you
and you're his starting goalie!Copy !req
707. Marvelous, eh?Copy !req
708. I'm the starter? For real?Copy !req
709. - Of course, as it you should be.
- Tato, turn that off!Copy !req
710. I can't turn it off.Copy !req
711. Bollocks, like this!Copy !req
712. One more thing...Copy !req
713. A contract to record a song and a video.Copy !req
714. Spare me.Copy !req
715. We're gonna make it big!Copy !req
716. I want you to want meCopy !req
717. I need you to need meCopy !req
718. I'd love you to love meCopy !req
719. I'm begging you to beg meCopy !req
720. I'll shine up the old brown bootsCopy !req
721. I'll put on a brand new hatCopy !req
722. I'll get home early from workCopy !req
723. If you say that you love meCopy !req
724. Didn't I, didn't I, didn't I see you crying?Copy !req
725. Oh, didn't I, didn't I, didn't I see you crying?Copy !req
726. Feeling all alone without you
I feel like dyingCopy !req
727. String, kite, string!Copy !req
728. Let's get going, bro.Copy !req
729. Hold on, wait up.Copy !req
730. Give me a break.
You've been watching that for weeks.Copy !req
731. Awesome, huh?Copy !req
732. It's all right. But enough already.Copy !req
733. Okay, let's go.Copy !req
734. The painting my dad left me
looks good, huh?Copy !req
735. Really lights up the room.Copy !req
736. Yeah.Copy !req
737. Right on.Copy !req
738. Hell yes. It's awesome.Copy !req
739. Aren't you Rudo and Cursi?Copy !req
740. Yeah.Copy !req
741. I swear you're the sweetest striker ever.Copy !req
742. Thanks, man.Copy !req
743. You're a wall, Rudo.
Without you Nopaleros would get creamed.Copy !req
744. They should worship you.Copy !req
745. - Can I give you two a kiss?
- Sure.Copy !req
746. Can we get a picture with you?Copy !req
747. Go, go!Copy !req
748. Why don't you sit with me,
have a drink and watch the race?Copy !req
749. I can't. I'm working.Copy !req
750. They won't let you? Bastards.Copy !req
751. Give me your number
and we'll toast when your shift ends.Copy !req
752. Cell phone, I don't want to call your mom.Copy !req
753. You're Cursi, right?Copy !req
754. You're Maya Vega.Copy !req
755. Have we met?Copy !req
756. Sure, I'd know you anywhere.Copy !req
757. I love your nickname, "Cursi."
You must be really sweet.Copy !req
758. Yeah... You could say that.Copy !req
759. A super player who's super romantic.Copy !req
760. But soccer's not really my thing.
I'm actually a singer...Copy !req
761. Look, this was my dad's, he was French.Copy !req
762. If you sing like you play,
I want all your records.Copy !req
763. Buy me a drink?Copy !req
764. Yeah, sure. What'll it be?Copy !req
765. Champagne, sweetie. Chilled.Copy !req
766. Make it two, please. Thanks.Copy !req
767. Go! Go!Copy !req
768. That's that. Thanks. Later.Copy !req
769. - You're Rudo, right?
- Yeah.Copy !req
770. You're a great goalie. Great gambler, too.
You really got a sixth sense.Copy !req
771. Really?Copy !req
772. Sure. Let me offer you my services,
Las Vegas-style entertainment.Copy !req
773. Top notch.Copy !req
774. Give me a ring whenever.Copy !req
775. - Look at the big truck, Mom!
- About time you came home, boys!Copy !req
776. - Look what I brought you.
- How handsome!Copy !req
777. Hey, Mom.Copy !req
778. You're getting big!Copy !req
779. When did they build that new road?Copy !req
780. Some guy named Don Casimiro put it in.Copy !req
781. He bought up all the ranches.
They say he's a drug lord.Copy !req
782. Very cool road.Copy !req
783. Check this out.Copy !req
784. To watch over you when I'm not around.Copy !req
785. It's choreographic. Eyes open and shut.Copy !req
786. - It's lovely!
- I'll hang it up.Copy !req
787. - What happened to you, Mom?
- Nothing, son.Copy !req
788. Let me see.Copy !req
789. I must have bumped into something.Copy !req
790. Where's that asshole Arnulfo?Copy !req
791. He ran off with some bimbo. Don't worry.Copy !req
792. - How am I not going to worry?
- Hello, Baton?Copy !req
793. I'll kill that motherfucker!Copy !req
794. That pig will end up worse than your dad.Copy !req
795. How come you didn't tell me, Nadia?Copy !req
796. - I couldn't.
- You couldn't? One phone call!Copy !req
797. Tato, look what that prick Arnulfo did!Copy !req
798. Son of a bitch!Copy !req
799. No, not you, Baton.Copy !req
800. One fucking phone call, Nadia!Copy !req
801. I'll call you back.Copy !req
802. Hey, Mom, guess what?Copy !req
803. They picked me!Copy !req
804. - For what?
- The national team! What else?Copy !req
805. We're going to play Haiti!Copy !req
806. What about you, loser?Copy !req
807. Thanks, honey. It's real nice.Copy !req
808. Sorry I took so long, mango.Copy !req
809. The blender's just the start.Copy !req
810. I'll get you out of this shithole.Copy !req
811. My home is not a shithole!
I put it together myself!Copy !req
812. It's pretty crappy.Copy !req
813. Just wait until I'm done.Copy !req
814. Come with me to the city.
You'll see how nice the house is.Copy !req
815. I don't know, honey.Copy !req
816. You're my wife, aren't you?Copy !req
817. I don't know anymore.Copy !req
818. My husband took off like some crook.Copy !req
819. I paid everything back, Toña.Copy !req
820. Yeah, but I'm doing fine right here.Copy !req
821. I'm a sales rep for WonderLife now.Copy !req
822. What the fuck is that?Copy !req
823. WonderLife is a multi-level marketing
company promoting well-being.Copy !req
824. We develop and sell vitamins,
supplements, all that stuff.Copy !req
825. That shit doesn't work!Copy !req
826. It does! I'm doing well.Copy !req
827. I've almost earned enough for a little car.Copy !req
828. Screw that! I'll get you a car or
whatever you want if you come with me!Copy !req
829. I've got nothing to do in the city.Copy !req
830. Why don't you stay here with us?Copy !req
831. You never listen, do you? I'm on a team!
First Division! I can't stay here.Copy !req
832. Well, I'm happy here
with my home and my customers.Copy !req
833. Tristan's not good enough for you.Copy !req
834. His dad runs that dime store
and barely gets by.Copy !req
835. Not again.Copy !req
836. He just wants to knock you up.
Like all the other bastards.Copy !req
837. That's not true.Copy !req
838. Open your eyes. Don't be a fool.Copy !req
839. Leave me alone, Mom.Copy !req
840. That girl. She reminds me of her father.Copy !req
841. No way. He was ugly.Copy !req
842. Nadia takes after you. She's pretty.Copy !req
843. Right, Beto?Copy !req
844. Never mind. Beto's upset
because he can't control his wife.Copy !req
845. So...Copy !req
846. Do you like Chololos Beach?Copy !req
847. I love it. My dad used to bring me here.Copy !req
848. We'd get naked and goof around.Copy !req
849. Here's where I want to build your new house.Copy !req
850. For real?Copy !req
851. No, I want to build your new house.Copy !req
852. You, too?Copy !req
853. I'm figuring out how to finance it.Copy !req
854. No, I'm looking at lots
to build your house on.Copy !req
855. It'll be nicer than that drug lord's house.Copy !req
856. Much nicer. Huge. Three floors!Copy !req
857. I'll put your pool bar over here.Copy !req
858. No, I'll build your bedroom
with a balcony and a view of the ocean.Copy !req
859. The love for a mother
and a uniform are the same.Copy !req
860. Mothers provide our identity.Copy !req
861. Our struggle to win her affection
is our struggle to stay alive.Copy !req
862. Every fan wants to prove
that he loves his team colors best,Copy !req
863. and every son knows
nobody loves Mom like he does.Copy !req
864. No, Mayita.Copy !req
865. - Not here.
- Yes, Cursi. I can't wait.Copy !req
866. Wow, Cursi!Copy !req
867. Oh, God.Copy !req
868. Oh, boy.Copy !req
869. What?Copy !req
870. You're all shaved.Copy !req
871. - You like?
- Yeah.Copy !req
872. It's yours.Copy !req
873. Mayita.Copy !req
874. You're sexier than I thought.Copy !req
875. They're all yours.Copy !req
876. My buddies are never gonna believe me.Copy !req
877. Baby Face says you're a fragrant flower,Copy !req
878. the sweetest nectar and all that.Copy !req
879. The bastard's a real poet.Copy !req
880. Ché has all your calendars.Copy !req
881. Correct me if I'm wrong.
Loving a woman and a ball is the same.Copy !req
882. You've got to entice her
and guide her with skill,Copy !req
883. put her in her place if need be,
and never lose control.Copy !req
884. I know, mango, it is Tato's house,
but just until we find something better.Copy !req
885. Guess what?Copy !req
886. I'm selling WonderLife now.Copy !req
887. For real! TotalWonder's amazing!Copy !req
888. I signed up four teammates.Copy !req
889. I told them it takes 400 points.Copy !req
890. Five hundred, sorry,Copy !req
891. to become Quartz Sales Reps.Copy !req
892. The whole team is on WonderLife.Copy !req
893. One of my clients is waiting, honey.Copy !req
894. Like you died and went to heaven, right?Copy !req
895. Yeah, just like heaven.Copy !req
896. Come to the poker table.Copy !req
897. Minimum stake is $10,000.Copy !req
898. Did you see the pot he raked in?Copy !req
899. Time for bazooka.Copy !req
900. - A what?
- Your hand. Bazooka.Copy !req
901. What's this?Copy !req
902. Snow White, blow. Coke.Copy !req
903. No way, I'm an athlete.Copy !req
904. Whatever you say. You decide.
It helps some people play better.Copy !req
905. Play what? Poker?Copy !req
906. Sure.Copy !req
907. Have a seat, please.Copy !req
908. - Evening, miss.
- Your chips. Let's play.Copy !req
909. This car's a tank, huh?Copy !req
910. I'm so proud of the way
you've come out on top.Copy !req
911. Yeah?Copy !req
912. Didn't you notice at the disco last night?Copy !req
913. The Dogo?Copy !req
914. It's super exclusive, all these VIPs
falling over themselves for you.Copy !req
915. People love you!Copy !req
916. That place is super cool. I had a great time.Copy !req
917. Me, too. And that suit you had on?Copy !req
918. - Yeah, the...
- Dolce & Gabbana.Copy !req
919. - Gabbana, yeah.
- You looked incredible.Copy !req
920. Not like your friend Worm-face or, sorry,
your brother, they'd never pull it off!Copy !req
921. Well, my brother is sort of a hick.Copy !req
922. And how many guys are
top players like you,Copy !req
923. or how many singers have
your super style and super voice?Copy !req
924. Well, singing is my thing.Copy !req
925. I know.Copy !req
926. Let me see something.Copy !req
927. - Hey, can you climb in there?
- Inside?Copy !req
928. Yeah. I want to see something.Copy !req
929. It's not easy to come from nowhere
and make it big, sweetie.Copy !req
930. - Why?
- Because I know.Copy !req
931. I ran away from Puerto Rico.Copy !req
932. Pop wanted me to work in the bakery,
and Mom wanted me to fry bananas.Copy !req
933. That's not me!Copy !req
934. - No.
- Not really.Copy !req
935. You've come out on top, Mayita.Copy !req
936. Here I am, on TV, in magazines,Copy !req
937. and with the most handsome,
talented boyfriend in the world.Copy !req
938. You like this car?Copy !req
939. It's the car I've always wanted.
But it's too expensive, sweetie.Copy !req
940. Well, it's yours.Copy !req
941. - For real?
- A gift from me, if you want it.Copy !req
942. Oh, baby, I love you.Copy !req
943. Me, too.Copy !req
944. Rudo Verdusco, the goalkeeping sensation!Copy !req
945. If he keeps it up, he'll break the record
for shut-outs. And how about his brother?Copy !req
946. Cursi should be playing like Rudo,Copy !req
947. but he fell from the national team
into the love nest,Copy !req
948. - posing with his girl in magazines...
- So what? You're jealous!Copy !req
949. living a pipe dream that'll kill his talent!Copy !req
950. Get him off, get him off me!Copy !req
951. Chill out, bro. Charlie's house-trained.Copy !req
952. Why'd you bring it here?Copy !req
953. I won him at poker. He's worth a bundle.Copy !req
954. Tell him not to shit everywhere,
the place is a pigsty!Copy !req
955. - Answer the door.
- Coming.Copy !req
956. What's up, Son?Copy !req
957. How are you?Copy !req
958. Come on in.Copy !req
959. Campitos! How's it going?Copy !req
960. Angelita, what a big girl!Copy !req
961. She's asleep. My stuff.Copy !req
962. I'll get it.Copy !req
963. This is Charlie!Copy !req
964. Oh, how nice!Copy !req
965. This house is gorgeous.Copy !req
966. What'd I tell you? Look at Campos! Hey!Copy !req
967. What made you change your mind?Copy !req
968. I was sharing at a WonderLife meeting.Copy !req
969. I told everyone how
you're selling product and trying so hard,Copy !req
970. and I realized it's best if we're all together.Copy !req
971. I'll break the record with you here.Copy !req
972. I want you to want meCopy !req
973. I need you to need meCopy !req
974. I'd love you to love meCopy !req
975. I'm begging you to beg meCopy !req
976. I'll shine up the old brown bootsCopy !req
977. I'll put on a brand new hatCopy !req
978. I'll get home early from workCopy !req
979. If you say that you love meCopy !req
980. Didn't I, didn't I, didn't I see you crying?Copy !req
981. Since you didn't get a band,
I was tripping over my own voice!Copy !req
982. Okay, it was a dive,
but playback concerts are normal.Copy !req
983. What the fuck's normal about this?Copy !req
984. Singing at a circus for a bunch of brats?Copy !req
985. A circus matinee
was the only gig they could get!Copy !req
986. Fucking useless record label,
they don't care about me!Copy !req
987. I'm hot shit!Copy !req
988. On the pitch you are!Copy !req
989. Soccer's your bag, not music!Copy !req
990. Batty's got a point.Copy !req
991. What? You're on his side now?Copy !req
992. No, sweetie, you sing nice,
but your goals are beautiful.Copy !req
993. Life would be easier
if you could distinguish at birthCopy !req
994. between passion and talent.Copy !req
995. That's the difference between
a hooligan and top player,Copy !req
996. between adoring and being adored.Copy !req
997. Two pairs, tens and fives.Copy !req
998. Same here. What else you got?Copy !req
999. - A three.
- A seven.Copy !req
1000. You're full of shit!Copy !req
1001. You got to know how to play the game!Copy !req
1002. Way to stay cool.Copy !req
1003. Great hand.Copy !req
1004. Want to pay off that credit line we gave you?Copy !req
1005. If I don't use it now,
when I'm on a roll, I'm fucked.Copy !req
1006. - Whatever you say.
- This is all I got.Copy !req
1007. Give me a little fix, no?Copy !req
1008. Sure.Copy !req
1009. - All bets.
- Yeah, I'm flying blind.Copy !req
1010. Bets.Copy !req
1011. - Bets.
- Play!Copy !req
1012. Ace of diamonds. Five of hearts.Copy !req
1013. - Fifty.
- Queen of diamonds.Copy !req
1014. - Hit?
- No, I'm out.Copy !req
1015. I can handle 50. Here.Copy !req
1016. - Hit?
- We ain't got all night.Copy !req
1017. I fold.Copy !req
1018. - Hit?
- Fold.Copy !req
1019. Alone again.Copy !req
1020. Ten of hearts.Copy !req
1021. Well, let's up the ante another 50.Copy !req
1022. Why not 100?Copy !req
1023. Why not?Copy !req
1024. Eight of hearts. Anyone want to raise?Copy !req
1025. Pass.Copy !req
1026. Are you in or not?Copy !req
1027. I'm all in. That's all I've got.Copy !req
1028. You call?Copy !req
1029. - I call.
- Don't be such a wuss!Copy !req
1030. Show them.Copy !req
1031. Show your cards.Copy !req
1032. Three of a kind.Copy !req
1033. Flush. Read them and weep.Copy !req
1034. You had me sing at a Sweet 16 party, Baton!Copy !req
1035. I've had it! So, ciao!Copy !req
1036. What the fuck? Where is everything?Copy !req
1037. - We got robbed, bro.
- What?Copy !req
1038. Yeah. Cleaned out.Copy !req
1039. You tell the security guy?
Maybe he saw something.Copy !req
1040. He said he didn't.Copy !req
1041. Bastard. He's in on it. Let's call the cops.Copy !req
1042. No, what for?Copy !req
1043. Won't do any good.Copy !req
1044. They'll just ask stupid questions.Copy !req
1045. Shit, man.Copy !req
1046. Look. All they left was your dad's painting.Copy !req
1047. Yeah.Copy !req
1048. You lost my stuff gambling, didn't you?Copy !req
1049. I'm talking to you! You fucked up
and lost my stuff gambling, right?Copy !req
1050. I was on a winning streak,
but then my system failed me.Copy !req
1051. Fuck that! You lost everything?Copy !req
1052. And I still owe them a shitload.Copy !req
1053. You asshole! We're supposed to be
saving up to build Mom's house!Copy !req
1054. - We still got your savings.
- I've got dick!Copy !req
1055. I've got a girl and a shitload of expenses!Copy !req
1056. You're a lying pig just like your old man!Copy !req
1057. You're just like that
child-molesting motherfucker!Copy !req
1058. Watch your mouth, shithead!Copy !req
1059. He was a son of a bitch just like you!Copy !req
1060. I bet he got off on this piece of crap!Copy !req
1061. - Quit it, jackass!
- What're you doing, faggot?Copy !req
1062. - Your dad was worse, asshole!
- My dad was on the level! He was French!Copy !req
1063. They called him Frenchy
because he smelled!Copy !req
1064. - Fucking truck driver from Sonora!
- You're jealous, faggot!Copy !req
1065. Of what, shithead?Copy !req
1066. Of me, because I play better than you
and I got a high-class broad!Copy !req
1067. High-class? They call her "pajamas"
because everyone wears her to bed!Copy !req
1068. - Shut the fuck up, asshole!
- Make me, faggot!Copy !req
1069. Fair play ends where intolerance begins,Copy !req
1070. with brothers turning
the game back into a battle.Copy !req
1071. When balls are replaced
with severed heads once again,Copy !req
1072. to vent pent-up rage and resentment.Copy !req
1073. Tragic, really.Copy !req
1074. What's wrong with Cursi?
Is he playing dodgeball?Copy !req
1075. Who wants him like this? He hasn't been
the same since Haiti, he's been cursed.Copy !req
1076. Watch him shoot and miss!Copy !req
1077. - Bastards!
- One, two, strike three! You're out!Copy !req
1078. Cursi needs to get back into shape,
he's partying too much.Copy !req
1079. Fuck them!Copy !req
1080. He's a dork, honey.Copy !req
1081. He dated Brenda, from the nightly news?Copy !req
1082. She says he's eensy-weensy.Copy !req
1083. Who cares? What's wrong with me?
I'm playing like shit.Copy !req
1084. It's just a bad streak.Copy !req
1085. When is it gonna end?Copy !req
1086. There's something I need to tell you.Copy !req
1087. I need to tell you something, too.Copy !req
1088. Really? What?Copy !req
1089. - No, you first.
- No, you.Copy !req
1090. - You first, honey.
- You.Copy !req
1091. - You were gonna tell me first.
- You tell me.Copy !req
1092. - Hey!
- What?Copy !req
1093. Here, take it.Copy !req
1094. Thanks. You know chocolates
make me break out.Copy !req
1095. But these are dietetic. Just open it.Copy !req
1096. It's beautiful.Copy !req
1097. So? Will you marry me?Copy !req
1098. Of course I will, I love you.Copy !req
1099. I love you, too.Copy !req
1100. What were you gonna tell me?Copy !req
1101. Nothing, forget about it.Copy !req
1102. I'm watching cartoons, Son. Hang on.Copy !req
1103. Give her WonderBaby three times a day.Copy !req
1104. Okay.Copy !req
1105. Charlie, say bye-bye!Copy !req
1106. See you later. Take care.Copy !req
1107. If you don't like cartoons,
I'll change channels.Copy !req
1108. Hotel manager says
we can't keep Charlie here.Copy !req
1109. Then we'll find someplace else.Copy !req
1110. My sales have taken off
since I started bringing Charlie.Copy !req
1111. - We can get a lot of money for him.
- So what?Copy !req
1112. - So we have to sell him.
- It's not worth it.Copy !req
1113. - Loan me some pocket money?
- What for?Copy !req
1114. To get some food. Look at the time.Copy !req
1115. Okay, but bring some juice for the kids.Copy !req
1116. Don't be long.Copy !req
1117. Hello?Copy !req
1118. - Son, how are you?
- Mom, what's going on?Copy !req
1119. I got a big surprise!Copy !req
1120. Your sister Nadia is getting married!
Can you guess who to?Copy !req
1121. To...Copy !req
1122. Tristan?Copy !req
1123. Are you nuts? That deadbeat? No way!Copy !req
1124. She's marrying Don Casimiro!Copy !req
1125. But the guy's a drug lord!Copy !req
1126. Don't call him that.Copy !req
1127. His guys were in a shootout
back home, right?Copy !req
1128. And those people
they beheaded on the coast, too.Copy !req
1129. Gossip.Copy !req
1130. He's quality.
He already gave us a pick-up truck.Copy !req
1131. So he's all right, then.Copy !req
1132. The wedding's on a weekday
so you can come.Copy !req
1133. Sounds great. See you there.Copy !req
1134. Bye, Mom, kisses.Copy !req
1135. Bye, Beto.Copy !req
1136. Hey, what's up?Copy !req
1137. - Want to go shopping?
- Shopping? Sure.Copy !req
1138. It's out of my hands.
I'm the front. I just run the show.Copy !req
1139. But the folks behind the scenes
want their money.Copy !req
1140. Ask them to raise my credit.Copy !req
1141. I swear this pains me.
But it ain't gonna happen.Copy !req
1142. Your IOU is tsunami size.Copy !req
1143. I'll pay back everything. Just give me time.Copy !req
1144. I'd love to help. But I can't.Copy !req
1145. Do you have Pampers Supreme?Copy !req
1146. - We're all out, sir.
- Shit.Copy !req
1147. You've got no limit, Rudo,
you bet too much, you dig blow.Copy !req
1148. I just use it to gamble
because it helps me win.Copy !req
1149. I always hear that.Copy !req
1150. You got no plan B. And that costs money.Copy !req
1151. One more chance.Copy !req
1152. You got 15 days to settle the score.
That's super generous.Copy !req
1153. Cupcake?Copy !req
1154. Listen, they're all out of Pampers Supreme.Copy !req
1155. How's it my fault?Copy !req
1156. But, baby...Copy !req
1157. Yes, honey.Copy !req
1158. Yes, honey.Copy !req
1159. Love you.Copy !req
1160. Fifteen days. That's the Amaranto game.Copy !req
1161. I understand. That's your deadline.Copy !req
1162. I'm telling you as a friend, pay up.Copy !req
1163. They're super assholes
when they don't get paid, got it?Copy !req
1164. No, I don't.Copy !req
1165. You heard about that dude
who fell off a bridge?Copy !req
1166. - Oh, yeah!
- He didn't pay.Copy !req
1167. And his debt was nothing
compared to yours.Copy !req
1168. I hope these don't give my kid diaper rash.Copy !req
1169. He won't eat,
he's nuts over the chocolate tower.Copy !req
1170. Cheers. Cheers!Copy !req
1171. Hey! You've reached Maya.
Leave me a message, okay?Copy !req
1172. Baby, why weren't you at the airport?Copy !req
1173. Everyone's waiting.Copy !req
1174. I know we were gonna announce
our engagement together, but...Copy !req
1175. Buzz off!Copy !req
1176. But I told CucoCopy !req
1177. and he can't keep his mouth shut.Copy !req
1178. Call me.Copy !req
1179. I love you.Copy !req
1180. So you gonna help me?Copy !req
1181. Not sure. It's a tall order. And a pretty penny.Copy !req
1182. But tell me, what do you feel
when you're gambling?Copy !req
1183. Same as when I'm in goal.Copy !req
1184. Come on, you can fix anything.Copy !req
1185. Maybe I can do something, but...Copy !req
1186. What?Copy !req
1187. I could put my money
on the Amaranto game.Copy !req
1188. Now you're talking!Copy !req
1189. We'll crush those bastards!Copy !req
1190. No. I was thinking the opposite.Copy !req
1191. What do you mean? We're gonna win!Copy !req
1192. That depends.Copy !req
1193. Not if you let some goals through.Copy !req
1194. Not if you let them win.Copy !req
1195. No, that's not right.Copy !req
1196. You owe too much money.Copy !req
1197. The stakes are too high.Copy !req
1198. But what about my shut-out record?Copy !req
1199. Something's got to give.Copy !req
1200. If you won't, you won't.Copy !req
1201. Even though it could help your brother
break his bad streak. Think about it.Copy !req
1202. He can go to hell!Copy !req
1203. To hell with him, then.Copy !req
1204. You fix the problem,
don't come to me, deal?Copy !req
1205. - That's how it's got to be.
- Whatever. It's a free country.Copy !req
1206. Wasn't your woman supposed to be here?
Some bullshit engagement.Copy !req
1207. Bullshit my ass.Copy !req
1208. She's got the ring.
All we got to do is set a date.Copy !req
1209. Marry in June.Copy !req
1210. That's her hottest month
in that motor oil calendar.Copy !req
1211. Mine's all sticky there!Copy !req
1212. From that glue you use
to make piñatas for kids.Copy !req
1213. What are you laughing at, you hick?Copy !req
1214. What's up, little brother-in-law?Copy !req
1215. Where's the other one?Copy !req
1216. There he is.Copy !req
1217. Rope him in.Copy !req
1218. Little brothers-in-law,Copy !req
1219. my Nadia told me you always wanted
a beach house for your mom.Copy !req
1220. Well, your dream's come true.Copy !req
1221. I'm building a little mansion
here on Chololos Beach.Copy !req
1222. Real nice.Copy !req
1223. Your mom and the family
will have everything they need.Copy !req
1224. Thank you, Don Casimiro.
I hope it's not too much trouble.Copy !req
1225. My boys...
Well, soccer is all they're good for.Copy !req
1226. No trouble, little lady.Copy !req
1227. Don't soccer players dance?Copy !req
1228. Come on, darling, let's shake those bones.Copy !req
1229. - May I?
- You certainly may.Copy !req
1230. What can be done when you've
worshipped a uniform for years,Copy !req
1231. singing, shouting, willing to die for her,Copy !req
1232. then she finds a more determined fan
with stronger lungs,Copy !req
1233. who claims he's better than you
at singing and shouting and dying?Copy !req
1234. Where do you leave your wounded pride?Copy !req
1235. I've good news and bad news.Copy !req
1236. Bad news first.Copy !req
1237. The owners gave you an ultimatum.Copy !req
1238. If you don't score against Nopaleros,
you'll be sent down to Second Division.Copy !req
1239. Yeah, I know. Faggots.Copy !req
1240. They're pathetic.Copy !req
1241. What's the good news?Copy !req
1242. You're marrying a goddess.Copy !req
1243. And you're a top player
who can break this bad streak!Copy !req
1244. You're the best, got it?Copy !req
1245. The best!Copy !req
1246. Okay, fuck them all.Copy !req
1247. That's my Cursi.Copy !req
1248. Stick it to them tomorrow.Copy !req
1249. Yeah, I'll call you. Thanks.Copy !req
1250. Ciao.Copy !req
1251. Hey! You've reached Maya.
Leave me a message?Copy !req
1252. Maya, please. I've left a zillion messages.Copy !req
1253. Call me. Love you.Copy !req
1254. Fucking Cursi.Copy !req
1255. If you don't play like you used to
against Nopaleros,Copy !req
1256. we'll beat the crap out of you.Copy !req
1257. We know where you live,Copy !req
1258. where you train, where you hang out
and we know your car,Copy !req
1259. so you better play to win, asshole.Copy !req
1260. Can I have your autograph?Copy !req
1261. Sure, who's it for?Copy !req
1262. - For Porky.
- My pleasure.Copy !req
1263. Porky?Copy !req
1264. And one for Yenni. Spelled "Y" double "N."Copy !req
1265. You better score or we'll fuck you up.Copy !req
1266. Ever since soccer became a business,
everything rides on results.Copy !req
1267. No more joy in the game, only fear remains.Copy !req
1268. No one takes chances
because they cannot fail.Copy !req
1269. It's like living with a gun to your head.Copy !req
1270. Rudo! One second.Copy !req
1271. You are 90 minutes away
from breaking the shut-out record.Copy !req
1272. Can you taste it?Copy !req
1273. No, I can't taste it, I got 90 minutes
to break it or die trying.Copy !req
1274. How did you come this far?
Where do you get your talent?Copy !req
1275. Ever since I was a kid
I wanted to be the best goalie.Copy !req
1276. Sometimes I'd pretend they were
handing me the World Cup.Copy !req
1277. - Best of luck. Thanks.
- No, thank you. Hi to Tlachatlán!Copy !req
1278. Guess who's mooning about town,
enjoying a budding romance?Copy !req
1279. Who might that be?Copy !req
1280. That dashing national team player
"Gringa" Roldán and TV hostess Maya Vega!Copy !req
1281. No fucking way!Copy !req
1282. Wasn't she dating that other player,
the lousy singer who never scores goals?Copy !req
1283. Lousy, your ass, bitch!Copy !req
1284. She has traded failure for success.
Let's take a look.Copy !req
1285. Maya! Tell us about your new romance?Copy !req
1286. I'm thrilled, right, honey?Copy !req
1287. I'm gonna kill her!Copy !req
1288. Hey! You've reached Maya. Leave me a...Copy !req
1289. Answer, you fucking whore, answer!Copy !req
1290. I just love how they call him "Gringa."
It's super cosmopolitan.Copy !req
1291. Fucking whore! Fucking bitching whore!Copy !req
1292. - Take it easy.
- Take it easy, asshole?Copy !req
1293. - It's all good, Cursi.
- All good? Bullshit!Copy !req
1294. They're fucking my broad!
She's fucking some other idiot!Copy !req
1295. - He found out!
- Who told him?Copy !req
1296. - It was on TV!
- You bastards knew?Copy !req
1297. Chill out.Copy !req
1298. That fucking whore!Copy !req
1299. I'm gonna kill her.Copy !req
1300. I'm gonna kill that bitch
and that fucking faggot Gringa!Copy !req
1301. Get the doctor!Copy !req
1302. Stop it, Cursi! Get back here!Copy !req
1303. Get him!Copy !req
1304. Hurry, Doc. He flipped out.Copy !req
1305. - Tranquilize him.
- Give him a shot.Copy !req
1306. The problem with loving the ballCopy !req
1307. is that everyone wants her
and she wants everyone.Copy !req
1308. That's why you've got to take care of her.Copy !req
1309. - Hello?
- Hello?Copy !req
1310. Hey, mango. How are you?Copy !req
1311. Bad, honey, real bad.Copy !req
1312. - What's wrong?
- They took all my points away!Copy !req
1313. I only needed 10 to become a Ruby
Sales Rep and win the Caribbean cruise!Copy !req
1314. What happened?Copy !req
1315. I don't know. They added them up wrong.Copy !req
1316. They put me back where I started,
Crystal Sales Rep. It's not fair!Copy !req
1317. Of course it's not fair.Copy !req
1318. Don't worry, mango, I'll help you
like you helped me. Take it easy.Copy !req
1319. Thanks, Beto.Copy !req
1320. Come on, babe, I'm your husband.Copy !req
1321. Everything's gonna be all right.Copy !req
1322. You're right.Copy !req
1323. Now get some rest.
You got a record to break tomorrow.Copy !req
1324. Guess so, huh? The record.Copy !req
1325. You get some rest, too.Copy !req
1326. Kisses.Copy !req
1327. Hello? Baton?Copy !req
1328. Rudo, how's tricks?Copy !req
1329. How many goals do I let through?Copy !req
1330. Games are won by a single goal.Copy !req
1331. You got a deal. I'm in.Copy !req
1332. - You're positive?
- Yes.Copy !req
1333. - Because my savings will be on the line.
- Sure.Copy !req
1334. Don't worry. Good night.Copy !req
1335. The scalpers are making a killing.Copy !req
1336. It is a blood duel!Copy !req
1337. Two brothers. Head to head.Copy !req
1338. - Rudo is at his peak!
- Cursi's on a bad streak!Copy !req
1339. Will Rudo break the shut-out record?Copy !req
1340. His brother won't let it happen.Copy !req
1341. Even if he's stuck in limbo
after his meteoric ascent.Copy !req
1342. What is Cursi feeling after the way
he's lived these past few months?Copy !req
1343. The brothers' duel has captivated
the entire country.Copy !req
1344. Listen, guys,
pay attention to goddamn Mafafo.Copy !req
1345. That guy likes sneaking behind
our defenders and he's a bitch to cover.Copy !req
1346. Cursi!Copy !req
1347. To the bench.
You're sedated and I can't risk it.Copy !req
1348. - Yes, sir.
- Garcia, you're in for Cursi.Copy !req
1349. Same plays, but please, make the goals.Copy !req
1350. Gather round.Copy !req
1351. Kill the music!Copy !req
1352. Our father who art in heaven,
hallowed be thy name...Copy !req
1353. Good luck. We have to win.Copy !req
1354. Yeah.Copy !req
1355. Bruno Lopez, mysterious coach.
Says nothing until the last minute.Copy !req
1356. Here's the line-up. Breaking news,
Cursi's on the bench, he's out.Copy !req
1357. Ninety minutes to the record, Rudo!Copy !req
1358. Kiss my ass, Rudo!Copy !req
1359. Hey, kid!Copy !req
1360. What?Copy !req
1361. Take a message to Cursi on the bench.Copy !req
1362. No way. I can't budge.Copy !req
1363. Come on. The other kid can cover for you.Copy !req
1364. I'm not allowed.Copy !req
1365. - I'll give you an autographed jersey.
- Fuck you, Rudo!Copy !req
1366. Fucking faggots.Copy !req
1367. What do I tell him?Copy !req
1368. Ask him if he's on the bench
because I scare him.Copy !req
1369. Hurry up!Copy !req
1370. Amaranto moves fast.Copy !req
1371. Fernandez upsets the Nopalero defense,
an easy ball into Rudo's hands.Copy !req
1372. No, Rudo drops the ball!Copy !req
1373. Here comes Farias! He shoots!Copy !req
1374. - Out of bounds!
- What a mistake by Rudo!Copy !req
1375. How could you drop that beach ball?Copy !req
1376. Seems like Rudo doesn't want the record.Copy !req
1377. What a stupid mistake.Copy !req
1378. What a jackass!Copy !req
1379. Rudo's sloppiness puts pressure
on the defense.Copy !req
1380. Zapallo?Copy !req
1381. Double my wager.Copy !req
1382. Did you see what just happened?Copy !req
1383. Then stop farting around and double it.Copy !req
1384. Come on! Spread out!Copy !req
1385. Nopaleros stampedes down the right.Copy !req
1386. Serrano reaches the end line,
sends back a pass.Copy !req
1387. Mafafo kicks. Off the post!Copy !req
1388. Amaranto is miraculously saved!Copy !req
1389. Come on, Beto!Copy !req
1390. Keep your eyes open!Copy !req
1391. Let's go!Copy !req
1392. What did he say?Copy !req
1393. He says you've got no fucking idea
what he's been through.Copy !req
1394. He said that? What are you laughing at?Copy !req
1395. Here they come!Copy !req
1396. Rudo comes out late, Mena takes aim.Copy !req
1397. Terrible kick! Horrible!Copy !req
1398. Mena blew it, he won't get
another chance like that.Copy !req
1399. - The ref signals the end of the first half.
- Be right back.Copy !req
1400. The best part of the game is yet to come.Copy !req
1401. - Lend me your sister, Rudo!
- You're one lucky fuck.Copy !req
1402. Ain't I?Copy !req
1403. Pay today or you're deadCopy !req
1404. Hello? Listen, I'll pay, I swear.
Just give me a little more time.Copy !req
1405. How the hell will you pay,
if you won't do what it takes?Copy !req
1406. Baton?Copy !req
1407. What do you want from me?
I'm trying, but it's not so simple.Copy !req
1408. Don't fuck with me, bastard!Copy !req
1409. Try harder. It's already the second half!Copy !req
1410. Did you see them play? They suck.
They couldn't score without a goalie.Copy !req
1411. Then make the goal yourself,
but let them win!Copy !req
1412. Why don't they send in Tato?Copy !req
1413. Maybe he could do something.Copy !req
1414. He has woman trouble.Copy !req
1415. Worry about your own ass!
Concentrate on what you've got to do!Copy !req
1416. Can't you see there's a noose
around your neck?Copy !req
1417. Don't you get it?Copy !req
1418. You've got to lose!Copy !req
1419. Listen up, men!Copy !req
1420. It's zero-zero,
and you don't win a game with zeros.Copy !req
1421. When it's this close,
talent and balls make the difference!Copy !req
1422. Play with talent and balls!Copy !req
1423. - Who are we?
- Amaranto!Copy !req
1424. - What do we play with?
- Balls!Copy !req
1425. Your bro's on the bench because he found
out Gringa Roldán's screwing Maya,Copy !req
1426. and they had to sedate him.Copy !req
1427. - What's it to you, asshole?
- Nothing.Copy !req
1428. I screwed her good a long time ago.Copy !req
1429. Suck my dick, Cursi!Copy !req
1430. Let me grab your ass, Cursi!Copy !req
1431. Fucking Cursi wuss!Copy !req
1432. Dive between my legs, Rudo!Copy !req
1433. We're expecting a vibrant second half,
Rudo's close to the record,Copy !req
1434. 45 minutes away.Copy !req
1435. Kid!Copy !req
1436. Come here!Copy !req
1437. Tell Cursi to get a grip.Copy !req
1438. I hate seeing him like this.
Tell him, "Chin up."Copy !req
1439. What'll Mom say
if she sees him crying over a whore?Copy !req
1440. That's really long.Copy !req
1441. Go tell him before you forget.Copy !req
1442. Send it over!Copy !req
1443. - Hello?
- Hi, Bruno. Baton here.Copy !req
1444. Not now.Copy !req
1445. Why are you waiting, send in Cursi!
This game was made for him.Copy !req
1446. Cursi's done. He's in no condition to play.Copy !req
1447. You've got to send him in! Or you want
the world to know your cut per player?Copy !req
1448. Fuck you! Now he stays on the bench!Copy !req
1449. Really? And will your wife be upsetCopy !req
1450. when she finds out
you're banging Muteboy Villegas?Copy !req
1451. Fuck off!Copy !req
1452. Prick!Copy !req
1453. Pass it!Copy !req
1454. - Cursi! Start warming up!
- Me?Copy !req
1455. Yes, you!
Let's see you break that bad streak.Copy !req
1456. In you go, asshole!Copy !req
1457. Cursi, Rudo says your mama is a whore.Copy !req
1458. Out of my way.Copy !req
1459. Finally, a smart substitution.Copy !req
1460. There's Cursi.
The moment we've been waiting for.Copy !req
1461. He's seeking revenge
after sitting on the bench.Copy !req
1462. Maybe Cursi can break the deadlock.Copy !req
1463. If he fails he'll be sent down
to Second Division.Copy !req
1464. He's got everything to win, nothing to lose.Copy !req
1465. Cursi sucks your dick, Rudo!Copy !req
1466. Go, Cursi! It's all yours!Copy !req
1467. Cursi on the move, passes to Lopez,Copy !req
1468. who sends back a beautiful pass.Copy !req
1469. Cursi one on one against his brother.Copy !req
1470. What a duel! He shoots!Copy !req
1471. Goal!Copy !req
1472. - What a goal.
- Shut up.Copy !req
1473. - How the fuck did that happen?
- You left me alone.Copy !req
1474. String, kite, string!Copy !req
1475. What?Copy !req
1476. Offside! Incredible! What a close play!Copy !req
1477. Cursi can't break the curse!Copy !req
1478. Fortune remains on Rudo's side.Copy !req
1479. There's no offside! You wanker!Copy !req
1480. Hang in there, Rudo!Copy !req
1481. The ref is blind!Copy !req
1482. You get my message, bro?Copy !req
1483. - My mom is not a whore!
- I didn't say that!Copy !req
1484. What's wrong with you?Copy !req
1485. What's wrong with those boys?
Beto must have said something.Copy !req
1486. This'll calm you down.Copy !req
1487. Amaranto presses on.Copy !req
1488. Cursi shakes off a foul
through the defender's legs!Copy !req
1489. Passes to the center.Copy !req
1490. What, Zapallo?Copy !req
1491. Don't fuck with me, we can't lose.Copy !req
1492. Don't break my balls! Games last 90 minutes.Copy !req
1493. Cursi dribbles in.
Rudo forgets about the ball.Copy !req
1494. The final minute lasts 60 seconds!Copy !req
1495. Penalty! What'd I tell you?Copy !req
1496. The ref's blind! That's no penalty!Copy !req
1497. Now that's a penalty.Copy !req
1498. - No way, ref!
- Of course not!Copy !req
1499. What a stupid play by Rudo.Copy !req
1500. His record is in jeopardy.Copy !req
1501. There's something fishy here.Copy !req
1502. - I didn't touch him!
- Don't lie! You're not a politician!Copy !req
1503. I didn't touch you!Copy !req
1504. Does it hurt? Or only when you laugh?Copy !req
1505. Get up!Copy !req
1506. Let Centipede take it!Copy !req
1507. Give me a shot.Copy !req
1508. Coach wants me to take it.Copy !req
1509. I know, but give me a shot anyway.
I wanna break my bad streak.Copy !req
1510. Centipede!Copy !req
1511. Fuck!Copy !req
1512. The moment of truth comes for everyone.Copy !req
1513. I just want you to know,Copy !req
1514. I don't care if you forgive me,
I just wanna make sure you're okay.Copy !req
1515. Shoot to the right, please.Copy !req
1516. What?Copy !req
1517. Tension on the field.
What are those two saying?Copy !req
1518. Nothing friendly, I assure you.Copy !req
1519. Tato, you're gonna be okay, bro.Copy !req
1520. - Beto! We're brothers, man.
- What?Copy !req
1521. We're brothers.Copy !req
1522. Please, shoot to the right.Copy !req
1523. To the right.Copy !req
1524. Come on! Let's play! Time's almost up.Copy !req
1525. Take your positions.Copy !req
1526. Rudo, one more minute!Copy !req
1527. Minute 89,Copy !req
1528. two brothers face off at 12 paces,Copy !req
1529. one ball, one record at stake.Copy !req
1530. Shoot!Copy !req
1531. The game ends with this kick.Copy !req
1532. Shoot!Copy !req
1533. The stadium is delirious.Copy !req
1534. Rudo against Cursi.Copy !req
1535. A family divided.Copy !req
1536. Shoot.Copy !req
1537. Incredible!Copy !req
1538. Rudo snatches the glory
from his own brother!Copy !req
1539. - Fucking A!
- Why is it always penalties?Copy !req
1540. Rudo's the hero!
He breaks the record! Cursi is done for!Copy !req
1541. Those bastards!Copy !req
1542. YOU DID IT, RUDO!Copy !req
1543. Goalie, goalie!Copy !req
1544. - I should've taken the shot.
- Chill out, man.Copy !req
1545. Penalty means punishment.Copy !req
1546. But only one man is penalized,
the one who fails.Copy !req
1547. The winner is covered in glory.Copy !req
1548. If both are penalized,Copy !req
1549. that means the grand game of lifeCopy !req
1550. has defeated the beautiful game of soccer.Copy !req
1551. We're gonna fuck you up, asshole!
Son of a bitch! We know where you live!Copy !req
1552. Cursi was sent to Second Division.Copy !req
1553. He never got his mojo back
and quickly faded away.Copy !req
1554. He quit soccer and moved to Chilpancingo,Copy !req
1555. where he runs a karaoke bar
owned by his brother-in-law, Casimiro.Copy !req
1556. Every night, from 8:00 to 10:00,
Cursi rules the stage.Copy !req
1557. Shit! What the hell?Copy !req
1558. What's with this asshole?Copy !req
1559. Why'd you cut me off?Copy !req
1560. Rudo was lucky. They didn't kill him.Copy !req
1561. The bullets ruined only one leg.Copy !req
1562. He had to quit soccer,Copy !req
1563. but his shut-out record still stands.Copy !req
1564. He coaches a Second Division team
his brother-in-law Casimiro bought.Copy !req
1565. Now he gambles from the bench.Copy !req
1566. What's up, dude?Copy !req
1567. Nothing.Copy !req
1568. What's happening?Copy !req
1569. The usual.Copy !req
1570. Mom's house turned out awesome, huh?Copy !req
1571. Yeah.Copy !req
1572. Fucking Casimiro, he's one fat cat.Copy !req
1573. He sure is.Copy !req
1574. Nadia looks real nice pregnant, no?Copy !req
1575. She's a whale.Copy !req
1576. She's ready to pop.Copy !req
1577. Seems like they're moving too fast.Copy !req
1578. That's their business, bro.Copy !req
1579. Sing something, okay?Copy !req
1580. - Yeah?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1581. All right. What do you want to hear?Copy !req
1582. The one...Copy !req
1583. That one you're good at.Copy !req
1584. Which one?Copy !req
1585. You know the one.Copy !req
1586. You're on. But sing with me, all right?Copy !req
1587. Remember...Copy !req
1588. I want you to want meCopy !req
1589. I need you to need meCopy !req
1590. I'd love you to love meCopy !req
1591. I'd love you to love meCopy !req
1592. I'm begging you to beg meCopy !req
1593. And me?Copy !req
1594. The Verdusco brothers
made me lose my shirt.Copy !req
1595. I bet everything on Amaranto to win.Copy !req
1596. That tie game didn't do me any good.Copy !req
1597. But I'm still gallivanting about.Copy !req
1598. Someone has to find the diamonds
in the rough to keep the ball rolling.Copy !req
1599. Pardon me, who are those twins
playing the wings?Copy !req
1600. They're Hector and Nestor Morales.Copy !req
1601. The best midfielders in the state.Copy !req
1602. Lovely.Copy !req
1603. All for the love of the game.Copy !req