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3. In early Qing Dynasty, Kang Xi was young,
he couldn't rule on his own
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4. 4 ministers were appointed to assist him
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5. The most brutal was O'Brian
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6. He ordered the princes in the emperor's name
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7. And sent the Hans into prison
for their publication
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8. The leaders of the 8 divisons
and the heroes hated him a lot
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9. Especailly Chan Kan Nam
the leader of Heaven & Earth Society
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10. They wanted to kill him all the time
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11. I feel the danger
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12. Sir, they are the traitors from
the Heaven & Earth Society
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13. Flag Holder
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14. Sir, you are invincible
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15. The traitors are making a dead set at themselves
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16. Take my order, Chan Kan Nam,
the leader of the traitors is wanted
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17. Yes sir
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18. Your Majesty
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19. Get up!
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20. Cha!
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21. How is it going about the
case concerning the 7 divisions?
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22. The division leaders asked me to report that,
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23. they'll reach Lai Chun Brothel on time
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24. What is your opinion on this case?
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25. Your Majesty, O'Brian supports the White Division,
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26. to bully the gentry of the other tribes
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27. Thus created hatred from the other 7 divisions
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28. They dare not take any action
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29. in fear of O'Brian's fellows
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30. Your Majesty has condescended
to hold a secret meeting
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31. With the tribe leaders outside the palace
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32. to fight against O'Brian
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33. The division leaders adore your kindness deeply
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34. This is a very important matter
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35. I hold the meeting
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36. outside the palace,
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37. and appear in the brothel zone,
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38. Anyway, it is not an honorable conduct
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39. Remember
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40. Except you and the leaders
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41. Anyone who knows this event
has to be executed after the meeting
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42. I'm adult now,
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43. I don't want to be monitored
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44. Your highest intelligent!
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45. The girls are very attractive!
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46. All the girls, come out for reception
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47. Come on! Don't disturb us
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48. Ladies and gentlemen,
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49. thank you for your presence
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50. and be my audiences
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51. It's my great honor
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52. Today, I'll tell...
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53. the story of Chan Kan Nam,
leader of the Heaven & Earth Society
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54. Say, "A here is never a hero
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55. if he cannot meet Mr Chan in his life"
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56. He is 8 feet tall
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57. The length of his waist is also eight feet
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58. Does it mean he is square?
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59. I said he was square, so what?
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60. There are many kinds of people in the world
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61. There is also an octagon man
I'll tell you his story
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62. OK, his famous stance is called . . .
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63. 9 Heaven 10 Earth God Trembling
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64. Thunder Light Flashing Palm!
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65. Whenever he uses it, all the living thing,
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66. will turn into dust within a hundred mile
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67. Woo! You must be kidding
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68. No one knows where he is
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69. But I have seen his half-face . . .
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70. Once by chance
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71. Are you kidding?
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72. It's not possible to see his half-face!
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73. Because his half-face is hidden! Fool!
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74. What a fool!
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75. Have you heard of "Showing half face
by holding a Chinese guitar"?
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76. Have you ever gone to school? Fool!
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77. He is foolish and nonsense
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78. Although I can only see his half-face,
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79. we adore each other at first sight
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80. So we made ourselves brothers before God
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81. Shut-up!
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82. You naughty boy, everyone listen
to your bullshitting,
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83. thus, makes no one want the girls
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84. They are not forced to listen!
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85. Nevertheless, prostitute is hazardous to health
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86. So this is a credit
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87. How dare you answer back!
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88. Your sister is also a prostitute
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89. If no one wants her, she has to eat shit
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90. Shit do good to health
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91. Then you can have it
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92. You tell me to eat-shit? I will kill you
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93. Thanks a lot, Mr Blind
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94. What drive you crazy?
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95. I'm sorry, sir
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96. Bastard, come down!
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97. You apologize first
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98. What? Have you ever been beaten up?
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99. Help! Someone's penis is in trouble!
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100. Come up and see him!
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101. Help! His penis contracted
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102. Call for my sister quickly!
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103. Who is your sister!
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104. The Sex Scholar of Peking,
the no. one beauty, Wai Chun Fa
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105. Excuse me
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106. It's a total mess!
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107. It's not wise to stay here any longer
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108. The leaders are all waiting for us
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109. He is the one whose penis contracted
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110. Let me have a look
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111. Hey, where is your penis?
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112. Is he dead?
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113. Throw him out if he died, don't make here dirty
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114. Who's got problem? Death? Not so easy
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115. It's Fatty Ching, we don't I know
whether he is dead or not
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116. It's very simple, hold him up
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117. What are you doing?
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118. According to my experience from all these years
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119. if a man has such kind of problem
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120. You can stab the sinus
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121. on the backbone hardly,
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122. Then it will come out at once
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123. Make his ass up!
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124. Nearly being hit!
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125. Everything alright, go down
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126. Get away... stand aside!
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127. What's the matter?
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128. Freeze!
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129. We come to arrest the wanted traitor Chan Kan Nam
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130. Search!
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131. Yes!
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132. Your Majesty
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133. What's going on outside?
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134. Your Majesty, O'Brian's powerful
four and their fellows are all here
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135. Are they here for me?
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136. I don't think so
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137. What's the matter?
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138. Who knows where Chan Kan Nam is?
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139. He does!
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140. I am only a story teller!
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141. Take him back for questioning
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142. Don't kill the innocent
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143. Chan Kan Nam is here!
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144. Chan Kan Nam?
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145. Chow, run away if you get any chance
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146. Master, these bastards
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147. are not qualified to make us run like dogs
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148. Can you see? It's great!
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149. You shut up!
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150. Stop, kid!
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151. Come with me!
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152. Die!
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153. Shit!
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154. Don't panic, I will come to save you
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155. Come with me!
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156. Go in
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157. What is it?
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158. A dog-hole
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159. You want Chan get across the dog-hole
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160. No.
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161. They saw me rescuing you
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162. and will never know we go inside again
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163. A hero should be flexible life is more important
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164. Hurry up
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165. How is the leader of Greenwood Branch?
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166. Dead already
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167. I'll find some water to clean your eyes first
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168. No, the lime powder will boil
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169. and make me blind
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170. What should I do?
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171. Heave to clean with vegetable oil
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172. OK, I'll get it inside the kitchen!
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173. Master!
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174. What's the matter?
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175. I am Hoi Tai Fu, the master
eunuch of the Attendant House
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176. You are Eunuch Hoi, I am glad to meet you
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177. I have the order from the king
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178. His Majesty orders you to
withdraw all the soldiers
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179. Yes
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180. Then we joint our hands to fight against O'Brian
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181. Cha!
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182. Hoi!
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183. Your Majesty!
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184. What's going on outside?
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185. All the soldiers have been withdrawn
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186. Your Majesty, we are ready to go
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187. OK!
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188. Our head officer orders us to retreat at once
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189. I've go it
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190. Dismiss
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191. All the soldiers have gone
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192. I have to go too
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193. If you go, you must bring him with you
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194. Because everyone have seen him rescue you
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195. We don't want the gov't come back and make trouble
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196. Master Chan, I adore you very much
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197. Please adopt me as your student, OK?
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198. You?
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199. He saved your life, you should thank him anyway
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200. Don't you agree?
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201. If you don't let him follow you,
I'll kick him away too
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202. So as not drag us down
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203. To join us is very dangerous
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204. Will you regret?
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205. If you teach me the unrivalled martial
art, I'll not be afraid
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206. What's your name?
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207. My name is Wilson Bond
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208. OK, you will be my student
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209. Follow me back to the HQs of our society
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210. Thanks...
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211. After all the necessary procedures,
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212. You, Wilson Bond is one of our members
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213. You will go to the Greenwood Branch
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214. We have 10 commandments, 20 regulations
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215. 30 big rules, 80 small rules
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216. If you commit one of these,
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217. you've to be killed
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218. even you're my student
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219. Don't waste your energy, one chop can kill me
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220. Don't be silly, get up
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221. Our Greenwood Branch leader is
killed by the fellows of O'Brian
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222. We've to take his will as our will
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223. to kill the old bastard, O'Brian
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224. we'll drive the Manchuria King
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225. and his fellow dogs away too
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226. To resume our Ming Dynasty
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227. Rebel Ching and resume Ming...
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228. Rebel Ching and resume Ming!
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229. And now, there is a very difficult task
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230. I do hope there are someone
who will take it deliberately
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231. What is it?
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232. I know there are 4 books of
"42 chapters" inside the Ching palace
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233. It conceive the secret
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234. of a big Manchurian treasure
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235. If we know the secret of the big treasure
which is found outside the boundary,
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236. We can get back all the fortune
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237. they took from us
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238. We can also destroy their Fung-shui origin
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239. If the Fung-shui of them is damaged,
it's the end of them
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240. Then we can resume the Ming
Dynasty in the near future
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241. I'd like to send someone into
the palace to steal these books
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242. But I know this is a very difficult and dangerous
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243. It's life risking!
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244. Please sit down if you don't want to do it
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245. - One take half
- You go that way
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246. Bond, being green,
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247. it's very nice of you to take this job!
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248. Fine, I will make your wish come true
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249. But the fact is, the stool . . .
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250. A man must not swallow his word
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251. Do you know it violated
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252. our commandment no.8?
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253. One hand & one foot should be cut as punishment
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254. Whether this is the Heaven &
Earth Society or a swindler's group?
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255. Follow me
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256. Bond, you are a smart boy
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257. I can speak to you in a wise way
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258. But the outside people cannot
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259. I don't understand
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260. Most of the clever and reasonable people,
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261. are now officers of the Ching Gov't
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262. So if we have to fight against the Ching Gov't
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263. only foolish people can be used
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264. It's not possible to communicate
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265. with them in a reasonable way
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266. We have to make them in a
hypnotic stage by religious means
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267. To make them feel what they are doing is right
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268. "Rebel Ching and resume Ming" is only a slogan
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269. It's just the same as "Abracadabra"
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270. The Ching Gov't bully us always
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271. Rob all our money and women
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272. So we must rebel the Ching Gov't
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273. To get our money and women back, right?
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274. It is pointless to resume
the Ming Dynasty! No one cares
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275. OK, we are both clever people, I understand it all
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276. Please continue
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277. If we succeed,
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278. We can have uncountable money and women
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279. Do you want to go?
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280. I do
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281. But you said it will be a life risking task
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282. It makes me scare
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283. I can teach you the invincible Kung-fu
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284. It's so thick, I think I have
to practice for few months
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285. It's only the index
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286. Those are the guide books
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287. I think I have to study for whole year
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288. I have studied 3 years,
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289. & practiced 30 years
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290. So as to obtain my invincible Kung-fu
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291. 30 years? How much time do I have for practicing?
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292. One night
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293. There is still one night for practice
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294. That mean it is life risking
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295. Nom it'd be life risking if you watch them all
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296. But there is no chance for
survive if you don't watch it
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297. What are you doing?
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298. You're now going to be undercover,
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299. you will see our fellows one day
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300. so I have to carve a mark for you
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301. To carve the slogan,
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302. "Rebel Ching and resume Ming" on your feet
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303. Please make it gentle! . . . Oh, no!
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304. Ching-Ming
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305. Give me the other leg
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306. Nom I would like to have it later
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307. Is it possible for me to carve
the other two words, OK?
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308. You must do it
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309. Otherwise, you might be killed by our fellows
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310. It's worthless at all!
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311. Bond, you apply as a servant
in the palace tomorrow
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312. Someone from us will contact you
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313. The signal is one eye closed
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314. Such a long queue!
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315. No one queue up in the next line, why?
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316. Hello, is here also the recruitment unit?
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317. Yes, go in
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318. Thanks a lot
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319. What sort of bed is it?
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320. Is it very unstable? Why should I be lied up?
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321. You must be castrated to be an eunuch
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322. To be castrated, you have to be tied up
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323. Who wants to be an eunuch?
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324. You, of course!
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325. Your mother is an eunuch!
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326. I come to be a servant only
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327. We need eunuch urgently,
you have a very good prospect
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328. There are many advantages if you are castrated
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329. We're on the same side,
please stop making fun of me...
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330. Who makes fun of you?
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331. It's nonsense,
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332. I am here to apply for the attendant job
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333. OK, please let me go...
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334. and line up on the right line
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335. I am sorry
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336. Nom you are not allowed to go
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337. Never mind, who cares, fix him
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338. Save the "pig"
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339. Stop!
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340. Sir Hoi, we cannot do that!
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341. Why not?
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342. It'll take 2 months to recover after the surgery
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343. But I need someone work for me immediately
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344. Hand him to me! I will take him back to he palace
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345. and will castrate him later,
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346. Then . . .
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347. What? Loosen him now
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348. Sorry, it's misunderstanding
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349. Mr. Blind, you look familiar
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350. I'll treat you someday
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351. You want to go?
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352. Kid Kwai, change all the clothes for him
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353. You cannot use your name inside the palace
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354. I'll call you,
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355. Kid Chun now
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356. Can you sue another word instead of Chun?
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357. Chun, there are guards everywhere
inside the Forbidden City
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358. It is highly secured
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359. So you are not allowed to walk around as you wish
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360. Or, you will be executed, understand?
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361. Are you scared?
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362. No.
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363. They why do you jump on me?
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364. I think you like it! I am sorry
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365. Light the later, Kwai!
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366. Cha!
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367. What's the matter?
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368. This way! Sir!
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369. Oh, I appreciate your sun glasses so much
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370. It's quite good!
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371. You know the way of appreciation, don't you?
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372. Quite a bit
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373. As a handsome and strong man like you
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374. Moreover, you are the only eunuch who has beard
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375. You're smart enough even without the glasses!
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376. You are making fun on me, Chun!
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377. No, sir!
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378. This moustache is fake
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379. An eunuch is an incomplete man
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380. This take moustache
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381. can save some dignity for me
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382. What are you doing?
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383. Sir, what are those things inside the bottles?
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384. Penis!
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385. Penis?
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386. The first one is a deer's penis
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387. The second one is tiger's penis
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388. The third one is rhinoceros's penis
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389. The fourth one must be the penis of an elephant!
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390. No.
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391. It's from human being
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392. It's my lovely Dick
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393. You have got a big one
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394. As big as mine
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395. I changed the bottles this morning
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396. Sir Hoi's is in this bottle
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397. This is only carrot!
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398. Let me see
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399. I can't find it
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400. You can see more clearly though this
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401. I have got it
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402. It's very tiny and cute
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403. I castrated when I was one year old,
this is above standard
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404. The one who castrated you was far above standard
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405. He has got good eyes!
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406. Everybody's Dick is stored at the Dick's house,
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407. I don't want my Dick lost, so I place it here
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408. Please don't worry, I will have my eyes on it
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409. Shit, I want to piss
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410. Sir, whether you stand or squat when you piss?
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411. What are you talking about?
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412. I think you have to fall on your face
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413. Queue before the toilet?
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414. I won't wait
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415. Friend, do you mind my presence?
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416. You are the first one
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417. I ever seen bleeding during pissing
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418. Kid Chun, what kind of martial art you practiced?
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419. It makes your half-tail going up?
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420. There...
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421. What happened?
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422. Many...
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423. Dead bodies!
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424. How do you know?
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425. and how do you know my hair-tail going up?
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426. I can see it
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427. Aren't you blind?
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428. Who tell you I am blind?
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429. No.
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430. It's only because all the
kids under me were all dead,
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431. otherwise I will not break the rule tonight...
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432. as to take you in before castration
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433. You've to sneak into the residential
palace of Empress Dowager with Kwai tonight
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434. and find me a very important thing
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435. Sir, please let me go
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436. Everyone went never came back again
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437. Their dead bodies were found in
the Imperial Garden in the next day
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438. Their bodies are frozen
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439. Sir, please let me go, sir...
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440. You should not be scared like this
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441. I am a newcomer, I can refuse going
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442. But you have been here for such a long time
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443. You should not disobey your master
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444. Don't worry
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445. I will persuade him to go alone
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446. Be frank, I will beat you if you don't go
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447. Sir, I am hurt, I'd like to
ask for 2 days' sick-leave
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448. I cannot go though I wish to
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449. Kwai, do you think you can...
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450. escape from my martial arts?
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451. I have to bet on my luck
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452. Bone dissolved soft palm!
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453. Stop!
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454. You need not feel sorry
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455. It's not very bad for you to hit him
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456. in this distance
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457. I think you power possibly is greater than mine
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458. What?
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459. How do you think?
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460. The Bone dissolved soft palm?
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461. The two I have just treated you are
the Bone dissolved soft palm too
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462. Out of my expectation
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463. What are you doing?
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464. I was hit by you, my bone is now dissolving . . .
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465. The one you got is only a chronic one
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466. Chronic!
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467. Look at your left hand
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468. If the green shadow pass through your elbow,
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469. you will die
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470. But there is one month left
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471. Sir. I have never offended you before
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472. Why do you push me to death?
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473. If you go to the palace of Empress Dowager
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474. and get me something,
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475. then I will cure you
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476. Shit, I was hit again
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477. Those touches are not
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478. Actually, what do you want me to steal for you?
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479. The Book of 42 Chapters for me
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480. Book of 42 Chapters?
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481. Cut the crap, go now
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482. Don't be scared
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483. Below is the residential place of Empress Dowager
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484. Everyday at this hours,
she goes to the Temple worshipping Gods
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485. She won't be back in next two hours
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486. So you get plenty of time
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487. Pass the book to me immediately if you find it
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488. What if she comes back suddenly?
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489. I will protect you all the way!
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490. Go down!
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491. It's very high! Not possible!
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492. I'll send you with my palm power
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493. Take it easy! You will be OK!
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494. Yes! I am OK!
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495. It's just an accident
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496. Welcome your Highness back home
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497. So quick?!
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498. Empress Dowager has a big party!
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499. Your Highness, since you feel sick
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500. Please let me take off your clothes
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501. Wa! She looks ugly
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502. However, I will not refuse her
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503. Take it off!
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504. She knows martial art too
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505. I found it! Isn't it true?
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506. You bastard eunuch! You are a thief!
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507. What's your name?
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508. You don't know me?! You must be a newcomer
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509. Yes! May I know your name?
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510. Mister?!
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511. Do you think I am a Mister?
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512. Then, are you an eunuch?!
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513. Yes!
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514. That's okay. We are friends
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515. Give it back to me!
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516. No.
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517. If you don't, I will beat you!
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518. Even you give me now, I will beat you!
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519. You bastard!
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520. I kill you I kill...
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521. - Help!
- Don't run!
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522. Brother!
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523. Everything's okay It's just an accident!
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524. Don't run, stop there!
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525. Brother, help
Someone are chasing after me! Brother
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526. Who are you?
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527. None of your business
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528. What is going on?
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529. Don't think I was scared by you two
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530. Give me back the book now!
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531. Come up if you've guts
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532. Why did you dispute with him?
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533. Who is his superior?!
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534. I will tell his superior to punish him!
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535. Please don't! This guy is funny
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536. He thought both of us are eunuch
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537. Is he a fool!?
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538. All the people here
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539. is scared like a quail when they saw us
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540. But he did not
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541. He dares to hit me
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542. With all his might
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543. Come here if you've guts
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544. I'll beat you up there
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545. There must be some traps I am not a fool
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546. Come down to fight if you are a man
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547. You love fighting?!
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548. I don't like fighting
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549. But there are so many people
who like to be beaten by me!
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550. That's fine!
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551. Tell me your rules!
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552. I have three fighting rules
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553. The first, not allowed to hit my face
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554. The second, only allowed to hit your face
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555. You cunning eunuch
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556. Go to hell
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557. Time break!
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558. Want to play some tricks?
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559. This guy stole my book
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560. You order him to give it back
Then I will fight again
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561. Stop!
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562. Did you steal?
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563. No!
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564. Beat him! Beat him!
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565. You said no with the book in your hand!
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566. I tell you You will regret if my fellows come!
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567. My master is invincible
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568. You will be damn hurt when he sneezes
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569. Who is your master?
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570. He is Mr . . .
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571. Sir Hoi,
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572. the invincible Sir Hoi Tai Fu
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573. Hoi Tai Fu is your master?!
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574. Are you scared?!
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575. Scared to laugh?!
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576. Isn't he funny?!
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577. It's funny! But his Kung Fu is poor
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578. So . . .
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579. No need to write apologies letter
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580. That's okay if you surrender
and give the book back to me
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581. That's enough for today!
I will play with you tomorrow
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582. If you can conquer me tomorrow,
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583. I will give the book to you
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584. And give you another one as a gift!
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585. You have another one?!
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586. Yes
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587. It's boring! It is useless!
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588. Brother
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589. There is an eunuch whose standard,
and age are more
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590. or less same as you
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591. Yes!
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592. He robbed
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593. my Forty-two Chapter Book
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594. which I've tried my best to get it
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595. he wants to fight with me again tomorrow!
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596. He will only give it back if I could conquer him!
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597. Another hit!
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598. How dare
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599. you lie?
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600. No!
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601. I disclosed your name but he beat me harder then
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602. He has a letter for you! Here it is!
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603. Hoi, this eunuch is very funny,
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604. but his Kung Fu is poor
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605. Please teach him your most powerful Kung-fu
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606. So he can always play with me!
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607. Don't punish him
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608. You cannot treat him bad!
Moreover you have to obey him
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609. Take my words serious!
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610. If not, I will be unhappy!
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611. What did he say? Is there something special?
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612. What kind of martial art
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613. you want to learn to fight against this guy?!
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614. It seems he owes this guy a lot
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615. You would like me to learn
from you, wouldn't you?!
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616. Okay, then teach me the Bone-dissolved soft palm
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617. If you practice it for fifty years,
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618. you can have some achievement
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619. The unrivalled Kung-fu has to
be practiced for such a long time
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620. I will lay in the coffin on the half way
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621. How can I use it to fight You're a loser
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622. You're right Moreover, it is too powerful
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623. I'm afraid it will hurt our...
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624. What?
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625. Peaceful of the palace!
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626. Tell me if you have anything
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627. so I can choose
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628. Okay!
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629. Sir!
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630. What's the matter?
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631. I feel hungry
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632. Prepare something for me to eat
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633. What a great handle! What's the use of it?
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634. You cannot manage it! Change a lighter one
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635. That's quite good!
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636. Please help me!
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637. Damn you asshole!
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638. How can you cut like this!
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639. Change it
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640. Is it funny flying up and down?
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641. Are you still a kid?
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642. You know I am eating!
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643. You made all the leave falling down
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644. Can you stay calm for a little while, old man?
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645. Kid Chun, how dare you?
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646. It's you who want me to learn
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647. What's the matter?
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648. Stop!
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649. Are you tired of it?
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650. Shit!
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651. Hold it
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652. What's the matter?
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653. How do you call this stance?
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654. The never missing heart-fetching dragon hand
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655. The never missing tits-fetching dragon hand?!
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656. What are you thinking?
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657. I want this one
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658. This one?
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659. I will put my whole effort on it
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660. Attack!
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661. Where do you learn it from?
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662. None of your business,
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663. I usually use it on women
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664. As you are not a bad guy,
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665. so I break my rule to show you
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666. Brother,
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667. you loss today
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668. Don't come over, his stance is dirty
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669. He fetches here
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670. Take care of yourself first
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671. We agreed not to hit the face
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672. But you attack my chest!
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673. So what?
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674. You don't make money with your tits!
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675. But I make money with my face
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676. You bastard eunuch A dirty gibber
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677. Aren't you an eunuch?
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678. Only the king has Dick inside the Forbidden City
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679. Who do you think you are?
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680. What would you say?
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681. Surrender or not?
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682. Nonsense!
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683. - I'm hurt . . .
- You lose?
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684. hands off, I surrender
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685. Bingo!
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686. You lost!
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687. Are you crazy? Don't touch me, it's pain
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688. You make me fetch you
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689. How do you feel?
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690. It's pain!
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691. Why do you have...
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692. You just said,
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693. only the king has Dick inside the Forbidden City
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694. King?
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695. Your Majesty,
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696. Sir O'Brian is coming to see you
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697. So what shall we do?
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698. Old bastard!
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699. He comes to the imperial
Reading Room without my order
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700. He is too ridiculous!
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701. You two hide up first
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702. Hurry up!
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703. Hide up! Quick!
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704. Down under here
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705. - Your Majesty!
- Your Majesty!
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706. Get up
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707. Thank you, your Majesty
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708. I wonder, all of you come to see me so urgently,
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709. are there anything very important to tell me?
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710. Please issue an Imperial Proclamation
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711. to arrest Scholar Sony
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712. Scholar Sony is at the same level as you do
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713. He is one of the 4 advisors
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714. to the throne assigned by father
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715. He contributes to our country
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716. Why do you urge me to arrest him?
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717. Sony is guilty, he makes our people angry
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718. Our military dept goes against him
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719. It's not possible to control our
people if we do not put him in jail
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720. So our fellow officials ask me
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721. to urge your Majesty,
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722. Please issue the Imperial Proclamation
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723. You have no evidence, how can I arrest my advisor?
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724. My word is evidence
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725. I control the military troops which
have over millions of soldiers
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726. Military command from me can never be altered
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727. I give a command, thousand heads
will fall on the ground
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728. So don't you think I am a liar?
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729. Even you think I am a liar,
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730. Are all the officials liars?
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731. Please think it over
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732. I have to think it over
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733. Civilians are in hand time
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734. You should not delay any longer
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735. I have to think it over
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736. Your Majesty, please let me grind the inkstone
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737. Hey!
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738. He is O'Brian?
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739. Yes
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740. He is very tough!
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741. Yes
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742. What do you think? I am not a girl
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743. I know you are not a girl
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744. I know you are not a boy too
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745. Stop it!
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746. Who's inside?
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747. It's me
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748. You bold eunuch, why do you hid here?
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749. Guess!
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750. Soldiers, drag him out for execution
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751. - Stop!
- Stop!
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752. Who is he?
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753. He . . . he is my intimate officer
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754. Intimate officer?
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755. Intimate officer? I haven't heard of it before
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756. Don't you want dying to speak
to his Majesty so proudly?
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757. I'm sorry, Your Majesty
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758. Look at me?
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759. Ridiculous!
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760. What's your name?
How old are you? Where do you work?
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761. Don't look, speak up
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762. Why do you get up? Drop!
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763. What are you looking?
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764. I don't care who this guy is
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765. I just want you to arrest Sony now
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766. What are you doing
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767. Our majesty has his own decision Shut up
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768. Actually, Sony doesn't pay the bill
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769. seduce your wife . . .
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770. We all know it
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771. Bullshit!
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772. I haven't finished
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773. Actually, I am a special agent of our Majesty
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774. Undercover,
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775. - Yes
- the top undercover
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776. I am sent to check you up
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777. So as to know who is the undercover of Sony
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778. You are so eager to kill him
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779. I think you are on the same boat with him
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780. Bullshit
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781. I control the military force
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782. I don't need to co-operate with Sony
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783. - Oh
- Oh...
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784. Oh . . .
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785. - What is it?
- What's you opinion?
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786. Do you want to intimidate?
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787. Everybody hears that he intimidate our Majesty
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788. I didn't...
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789. I heard it, so do his Majesty,
no excuse this time,
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790. Hey men, Drag him out for execution
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791. Hold it
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792. Since you are a good boy, I give you a chance
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793. Dismiss now
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794. I kill you glibber!
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795. Thanks! But I won't bother you
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796. If our Majesty wishes,
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797. everyone could not keep his head
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798. But I don't know who first, you or me?
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799. Sir O'Brian, I will find
the solution of Sony's case
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800. I will send you reward tomorrow
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801. You should go with all the officials now
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802. Sir O'Brian, we leave now
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803. He is a born hero
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804. Farewell, Your Majesty
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805. Brother
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806. Kid Chun is smarter than you this time
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807. You are scared like a quail!
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808. Thanks a lot
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809. You are welcome
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810. I touched the your Dick by accident,
I'd be sentenced to death
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811. Please forgive me
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812. You are innocent
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813. Thanks, Your Majesty
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814. Brother, I think Kid Chun is very cute,
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815. can you assign him to me?
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816. Stop fooling around
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817. Get up, I do need someone to help me
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818. Kid Chun is a clever and brave boy
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819. Do you mind working for me?
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820. It's my pleasure
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821. I will grant you
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822. the title of Imperial Top Undercover
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823. I've got it
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824. You have to assist me to go against O'Brian,
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825. As well as Hoi Tai Fu too
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826. Hoi Tai Fu?
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827. Hoi is an intimate subordinate of my father
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828. I discovered that he acted very odd,
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829. I am afraid he has some tricks
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830. Moreover, Hoi has prejudice
against Empress Dowager
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831. I want you to keep an eye on
him and report his behavior
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832. Yes
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833. The relationship between us,
and the things happened today,
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834. only 3 of us know it,
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835. if you leak out this secret,
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836. I will cut your head off
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837. Yes
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838. But if she leaks it out?
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839. Your head will be cut off too
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840. Your Majesty is fair and just,
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841. I respect you whole heartedly
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842. You should attend whenever I want to see you
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843. Assist me to look over the traitors
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844. Cha!
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845. You can look over me too
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846. The stance I sued
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847. was to hold his legs
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848. He turned his head,
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849. I use the stance so called "Lion seize the peach"
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850. Isn't it "Monkey seize the peach"?
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851. Can't a lion eat peach?
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852. Please don't disturb!
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853. So I used the "Lion Seize the peach"
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854. I fail!
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855. But I got some hair in my hand
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856. guess why!
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857. Was it the hair of the armpit?
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858. No.
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859. Ridiculous!
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860. You're not the first one who
break my tables and chairs
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861. I am well prepared
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862. Do you know except
for the Bone-dissolved soft palm
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863. I have the Rope-dissolved soft leg too
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864. How about the 42 Chapter book?
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865. I don't remember where I put it
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866. Has the green shadow reached your elbow yet?
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867. Soon!
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868. But is you cure me,
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869. may be I can remember
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870. Dare you play tricks?
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871. Who is it?
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872. Hoi, we are sent from the Empress Dowager
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873. I am ill, sorry for impolite reception
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874. Has Empress Dowager had any order for me?
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875. Her Highness wants Kid Chun
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876. Is Chun misbehaved himself?
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877. Cut the crap, ask Chun out
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878. We've to hurry back
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879. Why does she want you?
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880. May be I am handsome
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881. This is poison
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882. Put it into her tea
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883. or wine if you get any chance
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884. It's dangerous
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885. I'll protect you
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886. Go
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887. Everyone bullies me
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888. Are you Kid Chun?
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889. Yes, is Empress Dowager looking for me?
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890. Thanks, please lead my way
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891. I've never refused
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892. What's wrong?
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893. You can rape, but don't kill
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894. We just earn for living,
it's not necessary to kill, right?
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895. Does the Empress know I am not castrated?
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896. If so, it's dead
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897. Who is it?
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898. You...
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899. Don't you recognize me?
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900. I am thinking
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901. Though my brother didn't grant you to me,
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902. you can't escape from me?
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903. I can order the maid of my mom to take you here
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904. Mom? that means
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905. The Empress is my mom
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906. The Emperor is my bother
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907. So you...
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908. Kneel down in front of the princess now
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909. Yes
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910. Too late, you're offensive, kill
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911. Don't be mad
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912. But I am tied up
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913. I don't care, you're offensive, kill
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914. I'm considering to dig your
eyes out or cut you nose
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915. Or cut the organ that you shouldn't have
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916. I suggest . . .
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917. Why don't you let me free first?
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918. I will do anything you want, is it OK?
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919. We can try!
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920. Give me a handsome look
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921. Not necessary
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922. I am always handsome
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923. Give me an ugly look
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924. No, it's useless no matter how hard I try
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925. Give me an indecent look
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926. Not necessary
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927. You get it when you look at the mirror
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928. Me?
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929. How bold are you, it's not funny
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930. OK, I'll let you free
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931. How about being a turtle?
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932. I am sorry, I can be anything,
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933. but not a turtle
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934. Why?
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935. This is my principle!
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936. Well, I'll beat you if you don't obey
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937. OK, I'll do it
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938. I don't want it
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939. Laugh . . .
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940. Don't hit me
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941. Continue, laugh
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942. I'd rather be a turtle, it's funny
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943. Then!
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944. Sure, trust me
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945. Ok, then you act as a turtle and I'll hit you
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946. Quick!
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947. That's too much!
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948. Why?
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949. Why do you force me?
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950. Come on, I beg you
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951. Hit me!
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952. Are you kidding?
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953. Yes, please,
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954. use you most powerful stance
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955. I know only one stance
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956. So use it
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957. Come on, please hit me
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958. How can I do it?
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959. Hurry up...
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960. I'll do as you wish
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961. Princess, I am coming
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962. You're a fool, why are you so scared?
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963. I'll treat you good
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964. Don't be big mouth
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965. I know how to do
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966. There is a new clothe, dress it up now
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967. Don't let anyone take advantage on you
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968. What are you doing here?
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969. Playing games
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970. Sure
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971. King-ning,
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972. I know you're naughty
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973. But you should not mess around with this eunuch!
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974. Although there won't be anything harmful,
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975. if anyone knows, how can I face them?
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976. I won't do it again
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977. I'll forgive you this time, but never do it again
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978. May I be excused?
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979. Stay where you are
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980. What?
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981. For the sake of the Princess's reputation,
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982. I've to treat you that way
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983. No.
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984. Let him go, otherwise I'll kill the Princess
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985. Who are you?
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986. You trespassed in my bedroom several times,
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987. do you know it's severe crime?
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988. You disguise the Empress Dowager,
it's also a severe crime
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989. Bullshit!
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990. It's truth
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991. I know you're using . . .
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992. the martial arts from Dragon Sect
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993. Why are you here?
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994. Speak up
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995. You want me to tell you?
Let's see whether you are qualified or not
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996. Snake hand?
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997. It's peanut, how dare you fight against me?
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998. Your power is really great
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999. But you are not that experienced
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1000. My God, what happened?
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1001. Don't panic
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1002. Kill the bitch for me!
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1003. I've never killed a chicken before
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1004. I don't think that's good
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1005. You offend me?
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1006. Bond, take my dragon prick
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1007. and stab between his eyebrows
Copy !req
1008. I'll make you a minister
Copy !req
1009. It's lucky if you don't kill me
Copy !req
1010. I don't believe you
Copy !req
1011. Don't trust her
Copy !req
1012. Her vitality chain is broken,
Copy !req
1013. she'll go crazy if she moves
Copy !req
1014. Take the prick and stab in her head
Copy !req
1015. It's not my business!
Copy !req
1016. Can you two ignore my presence?
Copy !req
1017. Chun, kill her
Copy !req
1018. If I die,
Copy !req
1019. no one could cure you
Copy !req
1020. I'll cure you
Copy !req
1021. She doesn't know how!
Copy !req
1022. the King is coming
Copy !req
1023. The King's coming,
Copy !req
1024. don't you think he will trust you?
Copy !req
1025. He'll kill you first
Copy !req
1026. I'll kill you even risking my life
Copy !req
1027. Don't be mad
Copy !req
1028. You'd better cure me first
Copy !req
1029. Get out
Copy !req
1030. It's the fact!
Copy !req
1031. I didn't mean it
Copy !req
1032. Mother
Copy !req
1033. Your Majesty
Copy !req
1034. I passed your palace just now
Copy !req
1035. and heard a loud noise
Copy !req
1036. What happened?
Copy !req
1037. There was an assassin
Copy !req
1038. Luckily, this brave eunuch
Copy !req
1039. saved my life
Copy !req
1040. Chun, have you seen the assassin?
Copy !req
1041. Yes or no?
Copy !req
1042. Yes, but I cannot recognize him
Copy !req
1043. Princess is fainted inside
Copy !req
1044. Fainted!
Copy !req
1045. Guards, go get the doctor
Copy !req
1046. And strengthen the security here
Copy !req
1047. Cha!
Copy !req
1048. You're scared, take a rest first
Copy !req
1049. Yes, Your Highness
Copy !req
1050. Leave me alone
Copy !req
1051. Any discovery?
Copy !req
1052. Not yet
Copy !req
1053. Why don't you go and watch over Hoi now?
Copy !req
1054. Hurry now
Copy !req
1055. I beg you
Copy !req
1056. If you turn into ghost,
Copy !req
1057. please do not come back and frighten me!
Copy !req
1058. Thanks a lot!
Copy !req
1059. Hoi, it's not my fault!
Copy !req
1060. If you want to take revenge,
Copy !req
1061. you'd go to the Empress
Copy !req
1062. But not me
Copy !req
1063. I'll burn you more paper money
Copy !req
1064. You must find the right body to take revenge
Copy !req
1065. I'm innocent
Copy !req
1066. Dicky! You're Dicky!
Copy !req
1067. Here is a dick
Copy !req
1068. Is this tongue like your dick? Yes! Yes!
Copy !req
1069. No! You look like my dick
Copy !req
1070. Sir I can only accept
Copy !req
1071. if you say my tongue is like you dick
Copy !req
1072. You look like a dick
Copy !req
1073. Ridiculous. He must be a crazy!
Copy !req
1074. You are a dick!
Copy !req
1075. You want to find the dick? Come with me
Copy !req
1076. Here is a dick!
Copy !req
1077. Here!
Copy !req
1078. Here is a dick! Here!
Copy !req
1079. Dick is here!
Copy !req
1080. Here!
Copy !req
1081. You drink it up first,
Copy !req
1082. then you can have many dicks
Copy !req
1083. I'll find some herbs for you
Copy !req
1084. You eat it, then your dick will become enormous
Copy !req
1085. Enormous?!
Copy !req
1086. Enormous!
Copy !req
1087. Great!
Copy !req
1088. Run away is the best idea!
Copy !req
1089. I drink it up! Why there is no dick?
Copy !req
1090. Where is the dick?
Copy !req
1091. Where is the herb?!
Copy !req
1092. Give me the herbs, quick!
Copy !req
1093. Give me the herbs. Quick
Copy !req
1094. I found herbs for you
Copy !req
1095. No! That is poison!
Copy !req
1096. Tasteful...
Copy !req
1097. Is he really crazy?!
Copy !req
1098. Sir...
Copy !req
1099. Sir, are you okay?
Copy !req
1100. I ask you!
Copy !req
1101. Why do you follow my words?
Copy !req
1102. Do you obey to me?!
Copy !req
1103. Do you obey to me!?
Copy !req
1104. That's wonderful!
Copy !req
1105. Cure me now
Copy !req
1106. Oh . . . No!
Copy !req
1107. Oh... no!
Copy !req
1108. I'll cure you!
Copy !req
1109. Damn you dick!
Copy !req
1110. Your kindness!
Copy !req
1111. What do you want to tell me?
Copy !req
1112. I follow your instruction to watch over Sir Hoi
Copy !req
1113. But it was known by him
Copy !req
1114. How could he know?
Copy !req
1115. He knew everything
Copy !req
1116. because I spoke out in a dream
Copy !req
1117. He wanted to kill me
Copy !req
1118. It's lucky that I spoke out your name
Copy !req
1119. while I fought with him
Copy !req
1120. It just like God-blessed
I hit his death sinus by chance
Copy !req
1121. And now, Sir Hoi went crazy
Copy !req
1122. Please forgive my fault!
Copy !req
1123. You are very bold!
Copy !req
1124. Yes! Yes! I am a boy
Copy !req
1125. You cheat me! You are a disguised eunuch
Copy !req
1126. No, I am not!
Copy !req
1127. You're telling lies
Copy !req
1128. I've looked the list of eunuchs thoroughly
Copy !req
1129. I didn't find your name
Copy !req
1130. Your name never appeared on
the castration record, too
Copy !req
1131. Where do you come from?
Copy !req
1132. I tell you the truth I was being forced
Copy !req
1133. I wish to be servant in the place at first!
Copy !req
1134. But I was found by Sir Hoi
Copy !req
1135. I don't know why he chose me
Copy !req
1136. He forced me to be an eunuch until now
Copy !req
1137. I don't mean to cheat you, your Majesty
Copy !req
1138. Okay! Then you get up first
Copy !req
1139. Thanks! Your Majesty!
Copy !req
1140. You tell the truth to me!
Copy !req
1141. Have you castrated yet?
Copy !req
1142. No!
Copy !req
1143. Nothing comes from nothing
Copy !req
1144. The world is fair
Copy !req
1145. I fetched the Dragon's dick before
and you are fetching me now
Copy !req
1146. This is very meaningful
Copy !req
1147. My loyalty to Your Majesty
Copy !req
1148. is just like the river, flows endlessly
Copy !req
1149. It's also like the flooding
of Yellow River, never stopped
Copy !req
1150. That's enough
Copy !req
1151. This compensate for your fetch last time
Copy !req
1152. We don't owe each other then
Copy !req
1153. Thanks you for your excellent fetch
Copy !req
1154. It's good for you of not being an eunuch
Copy !req
1155. According to the law issued by my ancestors
Copy !req
1156. Eunuch cannot influent politics
Copy !req
1157. I can make you officer since you are not an eunuch
Copy !req
1158. What is your name?
Copy !req
1159. My name is Wilson Bond Born in the capital
Copy !req
1160. O'Brian killed Sony!
Copy !req
1161. What?
Copy !req
1162. O'Brian is pushing me
Copy !req
1163. But I think I can retreat no more this time
Copy !req
1164. I must kill this old bastard
Copy !req
1165. He controls the military force
Copy !req
1166. If I make any more, I do afraid he will . . .
Copy !req
1167. Rebel
Copy !req
1168. He is not able to have soldiers
Copy !req
1169. and troops with him all the time
Copy !req
1170. We can attack him while he is alone
Copy !req
1171. I've the same idea
Copy !req
1172. Duran!
Copy !req
1173. I'm here, Your Majesty
Copy !req
1174. Where did you come from?
Copy !req
1175. It's a secret Why should I tell you?
Copy !req
1176. You're right
Copy !req
1177. Duran is my security head
He is loyalty to the country
Copy !req
1178. Wilson Bond is...
Copy !req
1179. my initimate officer
Copy !req
1180. I gather both of you here
Copy !req
1181. as to discuss how . . .
Copy !req
1182. to create a chance for you two
Copy !req
1183. to kill O'Brian together
Copy !req
1184. Are you scared?
Copy !req
1185. No... No
Copy !req
1186. If anyone knows this secret
Copy !req
1187. I will kill you both
Copy !req
1188. I have ordered O'Brian to come to my reading room
Copy !req
1189. Please suggest how we can kill him!
Copy !req
1190. We can use the old trick which
Emperor Chin was assassinated
Copy !req
1191. We hide the sword inside the painting roll,
then he'll be finished
Copy !req
1192. May be we can serve him with poisoned wine
Copy !req
1193. Your Majesty, if O'Brain is still alive
Copy !req
1194. I will lay an ambush of twelve powerful guards
Copy !req
1195. as to kill him by massive force
Copy !req
1196. O'Brain is invincible
I do afraid you cannot kill him
Copy !req
1197. I don't think so Moreover we can set traps!
Copy !req
1198. Good!
Copy !req
1199. We have another powerful guy there!
Copy !req
1200. Who's he?
Copy !req
1201. It's the crazy Eunuch Hoi
Copy !req
1202. Eunuch Hoi?
Copy !req
1203. He will follow whatever I do
Copy !req
1204. We can ask him
Copy !req
1205. to attack O'Brain
Copy !req
1206. Whom should he be disguised?
Copy !req
1207. Brother Kwan!
Copy !req
1208. We call O'Brain here and accuse
him inloyalty and unrighteous
Copy !req
1209. To make him kneel down
and swear before Brother Kwan
Copy !req
1210. He will do so since he doesn't take this seriously
Copy !req
1211. Once he kneel,
Copy !req
1212. I will use the weapon...
Copy !req
1213. to attack him!
Copy !req
1214. No!
Copy !req
1215. Dangerous!
Copy !req
1216. Your plan is approved!
We will kill O'Brain tomorrow at noon
Copy !req
1217. Thank you, Your Highest
Copy !req
1218. Sir Bond, what make you so pain?
Copy !req
1219. I was beaten up by the King
Copy !req
1220. You can stand the pain until now?
Copy !req
1221. You are strong!
Copy !req
1222. My appreciation to you
Copy !req
1223. is just like the river flows endlessly
Copy !req
1224. It's also like the flooding of the
Yellow River, never stopped
Copy !req
1225. Hi, I think...
Copy !req
1226. We could be adopted brothers
Copy !req
1227. Good Brothers
Copy !req
1228. Go to buy...
Copy !req
1229. Go to buy but go hooking
Copy !req
1230. Sir O'Brain assembled
Copy !req
1231. Sir O, please come in
Copy !req
1232. Your Majesty
Copy !req
1233. What can I do for you, Your Majesty?
Copy !req
1234. Please be seated
Copy !req
1235. The Frontier between Russia
and us is not fixed until now
Copy !req
1236. The Russian sent me the map
Copy !req
1237. & hope to fix the frontier
Copy !req
1238. I want your opinion
Copy !req
1239. I have to look at the map first
Copy !req
1240. We are not in a jury
Copy !req
1241. Attendant, serve wine!
Copy !req
1242. Sir O,
Copy !req
1243. this is the map from Russian
Copy !req
1244. Please take a look!
Copy !req
1245. Jing Ke's assisnation was failed
Copy !req
1246. I don't believe that . . .
Copy !req
1247. Your Majesty's adopt this stupid plan
Copy !req
1248. You're bold. How dare you?
Copy !req
1249. You don't know you're in deep shit now?
Copy !req
1250. Do you know the wine you drunk is poisoned?
Copy !req
1251. It doesn't matter!
I forced it out with my inner-power
Copy !req
1252. You try it!
Copy !req
1253. Help . . .care!
Copy !req
1254. Use the traps!
Copy !req
1255. Shit!
Copy !req
1256. Luckily it was locked
Copy !req
1257. Help! My Lord!
Copy !req
1258. Your Majesty It you wish me dead, I must die
Copy !req
1259. But if you treat me like this
Copy !req
1260. I'm not contented
Copy !req
1261. I know you have invincible power
Copy !req
1262. I only want to test you
Copy !req
1263. How dare are you uttered such rebellion speech
Copy !req
1264. Test my power?!
Copy !req
1265. Of course!
Copy !req
1266. Good! If you are loyal to me
Copy !req
1267. Kneel down in front of Brother Kwan & swear
Copy !req
1268. Promise your loyalty to me forever
Copy !req
1269. Fine
Copy !req
1270. I, O'Brain, is a loyal man,
I will die for the country
Copy !req
1271. If this is not true, I would be hit by the thunder
Copy !req
1272. Brother Kwan, show your power
Copy !req
1273. Brother Kwan, snores! Can't you hear?
Copy !req
1274. I kill you!
Copy !req
1275. Thirteen Warriors Golden-bell Protection
Copy !req
1276. Protect me! Protect me!
Copy !req
1277. Protect the King
Copy !req
1278. He looks like invincible
Copy !req
1279. The Thirteen Warriors Golden-bell Protection
Copy !req
1280. can defend any attack
Copy !req
1281. That means invincible?
Copy !req
1282. We should attack his penis and his eyes
Copy !req
1283. I think you had lost your mind!
Copy !req
1284. Kid Chun!
Copy !req
1285. Care me not, you should fight against him
Copy !req
1286. He's coming!
Copy !req
1287. Damn!
Copy !req
1288. He reaches the highest stage of Golden-bell
Protection. He can shrink his penis in
Copy !req
1289. Bone dissolved soft palm
Copy !req
1290. Protect me!
Copy !req
1291. Your Majesty. I am guilty,
I should not come so late
Copy !req
1292. No time for talking
Copy !req
1293. Your Majesty, I'm protecting you too
Copy !req
1294. Bone dissolved soft palm
Copy !req
1295. Dicky! Dicky!
Copy !req
1296. Protect me...
Copy !req
1297. Protect me!
Copy !req
1298. Save our King!
Copy !req
1299. Dicky!
Copy !req
1300. Wait for me!
Copy !req
1301. No, you can't kill me
Copy !req
1302. At this moment, I have to tell you the truth
Copy !req
1303. In fact, I am your son
Copy !req
1304. Dad!
Copy !req
1305. Dragon hand
Copy !req
1306. Help! O'Brain rebels!
Copy !req
1307. Help! Where have all the people gone?
Copy !req
1308. Help!
Copy !req
1309. Fire, come out quickly
Copy !req
1310. Empress Dowager!
Copy !req
1311. Help! Empress Dowager
Copy !req
1312. You are bold!
Copy !req
1313. You dare to come to me
Copy !req
1314. Listen to me, Empress Dowager, O'Brain rebels
Copy !req
1315. He killed the King and now he is coming here
Copy !req
1316. He said he would rape you first before killing you
Copy !req
1317. What did you say?
Copy !req
1318. Care me not. You go first!
Copy !req
1319. Silk!
Copy !req
1320. Protect me
Copy !req
1321. Mother
Copy !req
1322. Wilson Bond
Copy !req
1323. Are you OK?
Copy !req
1324. Your Majesty, after a severs fight
Copy !req
1325. I defeated this rebel finally
Copy !req
1326. and saved Empress Dowager
Copy !req
1327. If I die, I can go peacefully
Copy !req
1328. Have you been hurt?
Copy !req
1329. My organs are injured!
Copy !req
1330. But if there is a big sum
of money for me to buy herbs
Copy !req
1331. That will be fine!
Copy !req
1332. Put O'Brain into the Imperial jail
Copy !req
1333. Cha!
Copy !req
1334. Mother...
Copy !req
1335. I make you scared so much! I'd be blamed!
Copy !req
1336. Luckily, Bond saved me in spite of his own life
Copy !req
1337. Otherwise, I would have been
killed by the bastard O'Brain
Copy !req
1338. Thank you for your compliment
Copy !req
1339. Bond, your achieved another merit this time
Copy !req
1340. What a pity! He could not be
an officer since he was eunuch
Copy !req
1341. In fact, Bond is not a real eunuch
Copy !req
1342. He is my undercover to look over Hoi Tai Fu
Copy !req
1343. He is a man
Copy !req
1344. I did not mean to cheat,
Copy !req
1345. but I have to carry on my special mission
Copy !req
1346. Please forgive my misbehavior
Copy !req
1347. That means Wilson can be an officer
Copy !req
1348. Wilson Bond
Copy !req
1349. Cha!
Copy !req
1350. I grant you . . .
Copy !req
1351. the title of Scholar of Doll Court
and offer you a Yellow Riding Jacket
Copy !req
1352. Your main duty is to confiscate
the property of O'Brain
Copy !req
1353. Duran, You assist Scholar Wilson!
Copy !req
1354. Thanks, Your Majesty
Copy !req
1355. My heart broke... Thinking of the
regrets of the country sentimentally . . .
Copy !req
1356. Sir, you do not have to cry even you sing so badly
Copy !req
1357. Bullshit! I cry because my heart is broken
Copy !req
1358. How can this bastard
Copy !req
1359. take so much fortune from the people
Copy !req
1360. I cry for the country and the people
Copy !req
1361. You're great, Sir!
Copy !req
1362. Sir Duran!
Copy !req
1363. Sir, after initial calculation,
Copy !req
1364. O'Brain possessed 380,000 taels of gold
Copy !req
1365. This bastard embezzled so much money
Copy !req
1366. I hate people embezzling
Copy !req
1367. I must ask the King
Copy !req
1368. to kill people who embezzled
Copy !req
1369. Sorry Sir! I overlooked the figure
Copy !req
1370. It should be 3800,000 taels of gold instead
Copy !req
1371. Oh? My hatred like the sea . . .
never be forgotten...
Copy !req
1372. I'll request to resume
Copy !req
1373. the skin-peeling penalty of Ming Dynasty
Copy !req
1374. Do you know how it executed?!
Copy !req
1375. How?
Copy !req
1376. First, bury oneself inside the sands
Copy !req
1377. Only let the head expose
Copy !req
1378. Then cut the head in between
Copy !req
1379. extend the wounded hole
Copy !req
1380. Pour mercury inside the wound
Copy !req
1381. Then one will suffer from itchy very seriously
Copy !req
1382. There's no way out!
Copy !req
1383. You wish you could find a hole and get away
Copy !req
1384. As there is hole in the head
Copy !req
1385. So you will go through it
Copy !req
1386. and leave the skin inside the sand
Copy !req
1387. Don't know when I will fulfill my hope
Copy !req
1388. Do you feel somewhere itchy?
Copy !req
1389. Yes, sir
Copy !req
1390. After precise calculation,
Copy !req
1391. the total asset is 13.8 millions taels
Copy !req
1392. And there is some more which have no records
Copy !req
1393. I suggest all the money
should be transferred to your home
Copy !req
1394. So you can check it over
before you present it to the treasury
Copy !req
1395. Good!
Copy !req
1396. Why there are so many people kneeled down here?
Copy !req
1397. Sir,
Copy !req
1398. they are wives of O'Brain
Copy !req
1399. They are so young? They must be forced by O'Brain
Copy !req
1400. What a pity!
Copy !req
1401. I know she is very tired!
Copy !req
1402. Take her back to my home,
I will sleep together will her
Copy !req
1403. O'Brain is a real tough guy!
Copy !req
1404. You look, he beated her so badly
Copy !req
1405. Take her to my home immediately
I will take care of her
Copy !req
1406. The golden-hair lion queen?
Copy !req
1407. O'Brain betrayed our country
Copy !req
1408. This must be a spy
Copy !req
1409. Take her to my home. I will take investigation
Copy !req
1410. There is nergo too?!
Copy !req
1411. Take her to my home
Copy !req
1412. You want her?!
Copy !req
1413. All the women look the same in darkness
Copy !req
1414. O'Brain the basted
Copy !req
1415. He loves women at all ages
Copy !req
1416. No, sir, she is not a wife of O'Brain
Copy !req
1417. She is his mom
Copy !req
1418. Do you want her?
Copy !req
1419. Take her to your home!
Copy !req
1420. What for?
Copy !req
1421. An aged people is a treasure
Copy !req
1422. Now I grant you a treasure
Copy !req
1423. You should treat me a meal
Copy !req
1424. OK!
Copy !req
1425. I'll beat you
Copy !req
1426. Sir,
Copy !req
1427. we find a gun inside the store
Copy !req
1428. There is also an armour of heavenly silkworm
Copy !req
1429. The armour the can defend anything, can't it?
Copy !req
1430. And the gun which can destroy anything?
Copy !req
1431. If the gun shoot at the armour . . .
Copy !req
1432. then what will happen?
Copy !req
1433. It's easy,
Copy !req
1434. you can find some brave one to wear the armour
Copy !req
1435. You'll get the answer if you try
Copy !req
1436. Yes
Copy !req
1437. Make it sharp, sir
Copy !req
1438. Sir,
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1439. we find a 42 Chapter Book
inside a hidden shelf
Copy !req
1440. This is not 42 Chapter Book
Copy !req
1441. This is a book of Buddhism, isn't it?
Copy !req
1442. Yes, sir
Copy !req
1443. Take it to my home for my mother
Copy !req
1444. Did I shoot him?
Copy !req
1445. Yes,
Copy !req
1446. you did
Copy !req
1447. The armour cannot defend
Copy !req
1448. Bury him properly
Copy !req
1449. Yes
Copy !req
1450. Everything is his house is not allowed to move
Copy !req
1451. I will confiscate his property later
Copy !req
1452. Yes, sir
Copy !req
1453. Come on, Bond
Copy !req
1454. I want to talk to my sister personally
Copy !req
1455. Please leave us alone
Copy !req
1456. Get lost!
Copy !req
1457. Aren't you an officer now?
Copy !req
1458. Yes, I have embezzled millions taels of gold
Copy !req
1459. But I have to flee away now,
Copy !req
1460. so I come here to fetch you with me
Copy !req
1461. Sister!
Copy !req
1462. Fainted, but not dead
Copy !req
1463. Wake her up, hurry!
Copy !req
1464. Bond
Copy !req
1465. I can't recognize you in such
a short distance, who are you?
Copy !req
1466. Master, it's you!
Copy !req
1467. I know everything
Copy !req
1468. you did in the palace
Copy !req
1469. I am not quite understand
Copy !req
1470. I can tell you are poisoned from you forehead
Copy !req
1471. Yes, I was hit by the chronic
bone dissolved soft palm
Copy !req
1472. I am very poor, Master
Copy !req
1473. You have to save me
Copy !req
1474. What's wrong?
Copy !req
1475. You are cured
Copy !req
1476. I know someday I will be cured
Copy !req
1477. Thank you, Master
Copy !req
1478. Follow me, I have to talk to you
Copy !req
1479. I, in name of the Chief,
Copy !req
1480. Promote you to be the branch
leader of the Greenwood Branch
Copy !req
1481. Congratulation
Copy !req
1482. Branch leader?
Copy !req
1483. This is the order of the Greenwood branch
Copy !req
1484. O'Brian is captured by Wilson Bond
Copy !req
1485. and has been put into the imperial jail
Copy !req
1486. There is information that
Copy !req
1487. His buddies and the 7 red-cloth lamas
Copy !req
1488. are planning to rescue him
Copy !req
1489. So Bond has to take action first
Copy !req
1490. To kill O'Brian
Copy !req
1491. And expel the Manchurian King at the same time
Copy !req
1492. To kill all the barbarians
Copy !req
1493. But I do afraid that my power is so limited
Copy !req
1494. You bastard! You seized all his fortune
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1495. Now you have women and money
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1496. You must contribute something
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1497. I have just get small amount of money
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1498. I have no women
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1499. Come out!
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1500. Who is it?
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1501. Gentlemen
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1502. They are born
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1503. to be connected twins
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1504. Luckily, our divine doctor
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1505. separated them
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1506. So they talk, move,
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1507. eat and sleep together
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1508. Even they fight,
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1509. they will act in the same time
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1510. Now, I assign them to be your body guards
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1511. To help you to get rid of the bastard King
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1512. Master, let's discuss it
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1513. You assign them to look over me, I know
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1514. Frankly speaking,
let's share our profit half and half
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1515. So may I be excused from going to the palace?
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1516. Make it 40-60
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1517. You want 70%?
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1518. That's too greedy of you
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1519. You want 80%? That's too much!
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1520. You want 90%?
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1521. I prefer going to the palace!
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1522. You promise, I didn't push you
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1523. Pals, gather all our men
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1524. Gather outside the city gate at 11 o'clock
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1525. Bond, you give us the single by burning a firework
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1526. Then we'll rush into the palace
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1527. to kill O'Brian and the king
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1528. Kill them!
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1529. Shit!
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1530. I won't go, why do you tie me up?
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1531. And push me on the bed?
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1532. Why don't you sleep with me?
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1533. How can you treat me that way?
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1534. Please behave yourself
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1535. If you promise not to go
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1536. We will untie you immediately
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1537. My nickname is
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1538. "Honestly righteous young gentleman"
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1539. I do deserve it
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1540. I do keep my promise
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1541. OK
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1542. you don't let me go because
of you loyalty to our country
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1543. Then you have to prove one thing to me
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1544. What?
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1545. I want to know if you two
were mind connected or not
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1546. One feel itchy,
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1547. and the other feel pain!
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1548. We must have an experiment
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1549. Want a try?
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1550. Sit here, and don't move
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1551. Follow me
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1552. Don't move!
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1553. Don't! Master, don't
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1554. Don't!
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1555. It's true!
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1556. Harder, don't stop!
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1557. It's time
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1558. Don't stop!
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1559. This proves you two
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1560. and mind connected
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1561. It also proves my dragon hand
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1562. is powerful indeed
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1563. Our Chief assign us to you
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1564. actually, we are your fiancees
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1565. We do hope our master treat us politely,
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1566. If we can resume the Ming Dynasty, we'll marry you
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1567. Why didn't you tell me earlier?
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1568. Now you sit here, don't move
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1569. You come with me, we'll have another experiment
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1570. It's merely academic
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1571. Bond
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1572. Who's it?
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1573. Where are you? Bond!
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1574. It's the sister of the King
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1575. Go in, quick!
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1576. Don't make any noise!
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1577. Bond...
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1578. Now I find you here!
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1579. Where have you been these day?
Do you skill love me??
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1580. I am busy!
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1581. I've go tiger's penis soup
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1582. from the imperial doctor
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1583. Really?
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1584. OK, let me hold the cup with my hand
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1585. Left, right, forward...
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1586. Yes, thanks
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1587. You are welcome
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1588. The house is so big to have the echo
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1589. You naughty boy
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1590. Have to wait until it's cool
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1591. That's warm to drink
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1592. Good, let me take the cup up
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1593. Why do you waste it and poor it down your neck
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1594. Oh, I'm a merciful man,
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1595. but I try to be a little bit
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1596. Nonsense
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1597. Finished, let me give you back the cup
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1598. Now you are Sir Wilson Bond
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1599. Why don't you propose our marriage to my brother?
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1600. Have you forgotten
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1601. you have slept with me?
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1602. Are you going to forget it?
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1603. I will ask my brother to kill you
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1604. Please do not exaggerate
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1605. Exaggerate?
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1606. Do you have another women?
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1607. No, you're too sensitive
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1608. All the other women
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1609. are shit to me except you
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1610. What are you doing?
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1611. There is mosquito!
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1612. Mosquito?
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1613. If you have guts, fly to my chest
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1614. Then I will kill you with my fists
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1615. I'd be tough to you
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1616. Come on
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1617. Why don't you propose our
marriage to my brother quickly?
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1618. You have blood!
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1619. I'm sick!
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1620. Sick?
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1621. Sure, because of your soup!
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1622. Blame on me, just blame on me
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1623. Stop talking about it
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1624. Why don't you go and get me some herbal tea?
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1625. Go, or I will die
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1626. Stop, I will be killed if you go on like this
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1627. You are a bag egg
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1628. You keep 2 bewitching women here!
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1629. I'll ask my mother to kill you
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1630. Chase!
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1631. Your poor martial arts!
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1632. How can you fight against me?
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1633. Two to one, it's no fair!
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1634. Shut up!
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1635. Experess Dowager invites Sir Wilson Bond
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1636. Come, take her on the bed, now
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1637. What's the matter?
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1638. Sir, Her Highness wants
to invite you to her palace
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1639. Are there anything urgent?
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1640. If you don't go,
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1641. Don't blame us for impoliteness
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1642. Wait!
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1643. What?
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1644. The 2 bloody women outside are very powerful
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1645. We cannot take this risk
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1646. What shall we do?
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1647. I'll be right back
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1648. Be careful!
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1649. Keep an eye on her!
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1650. Good day, Your highness
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1651. Your Highness
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1652. Congratulations, Sir Bond
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1653. I think you have got much fortune from O'Brain
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1654. I only contribute to our country,
I won't take any dirty money
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1655. If I seized any taels from O'Brian,
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1656. Bless me to be killed by O'Brian
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1657. If I didn't stop him,
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1658. You would have been killed
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1659. Your are invincible and remarkable
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1660. Thanks for your kindness
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1661. I think the 42-Chapter Book
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1662. is with you now, right
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1663. What is the book you have just mentioned?
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1664. Don't lie to a clever person
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1665. You assisted Hoi
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1666. to steal my 42-Chapter Book of Red Division
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1667. Then His Majesty
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1668. gave you his book of White Division
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1669. Among the property to O'Brian's treasure,
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1670. There is no record of his
42-Chaper Book of the Blue Division
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1671. That means you have taken it
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1672. Except the one
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1673. from Wu Sam Kwai
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1674. You have got 3 out of 4
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1675. So you must know clearly about the treasure
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1676. I don't understand, can you repeat once more?
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1677. What are you doing?
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1678. "Ching Ming" on the right, there must
be "Rebel & Resume" on the left
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1679. How can you deny to be a member
of Heaven & Earth Society?
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1680. Please don't get angry
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1681. Yes, I am a member of the Heaven & Earth Society,
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1682. but you are from the Dragon Sect
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1683. We go our own way
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1684. Now you are pushing me
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1685. to disclose your secret
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1686. Who are you going to tell?
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1687. If I kill you, will you soul
tell the King in his dream?
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1688. I don't think so
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1689. If you want me dead, you've got chances before
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1690. Don't you want to know where the 3 books are?
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1691. Serve me tea
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1692. I've been tailing you
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1693. You hid these books in Lai-Chun Brother!
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1694. Then you came out and met Chan Kan Nam
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1695. I've taken them already
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1696. Got it? That's perfect
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1697. So, everything's fine, right?
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1698. May I be excused?
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1699. Do you think I have had any glance of it?
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1700. I have read many times of it
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1701. But I still can't find the secret
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1702. Tell me now,
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1703. or I'll let you free
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1704. Since you say so,
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1705. why not kill me?
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1706. Don't forget,
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1707. I am Sir Wilson Bond
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1708. So many people know I am here,
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1709. including your daughter King-ning
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1710. Do you think you could be free after killing me?
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1711. Don't you think I will believe you?
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1712. You can take a risk
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1713. Don't worry,
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1714. today is the fast day of dragon Sect
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1715. We cannot kill
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1716. Why not tell me earlier,
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1717. you really scare me!
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1718. But I know someone who is so willing to kill you
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1719. Tell me, what is the secret?
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1720. What do you want? I really don't know!
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1721. Do you want to chat with him?
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1722. No, he is not my friend
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1723. You can make friends with him, now!
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1724. Hero, forgive me!
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1725. You bastard, I'll kill you
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1726. I want to kill you!
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1727. Kill me? I'll wait for you
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1728. Dare to behave so proudly in front of me?
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1729. I won't afraid of your martial arts!
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1730. Wish your penis goes to your throat
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1731. & comes out through your mouth!
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1732. You bastard,
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1733. fucking asshold, shit!
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1734. I'll take a pile of shit to feed you bastard
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1735. Your father is gigolo, your mother got sex disease
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1736. You peeped women in bath when you were 3
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1737. You forced women to peep
you bathing when you were 4
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1738. When you were five . . .
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1739. Is Master fine?
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1740. Help!
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1741. Mother...
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1742. You're merciful, you'll forget our minor mistakes
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1743. Please don't take it seriously
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1744. When you are 70, you go to have circumcision
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1745. 71, you will indecent
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1746. assault the little girls
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1747. at 72, you pay somebody to fuck you
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1748. you will send him a shiu-mai plus 1000 taels, too
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1749. are you tired?
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1750. No,
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1751. I think the curse I used for
our 40's is not worse enough
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1752. I have to scold you from that year on wards
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1753. You waste my energy!
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1754. Brother, we come to save you from Tibet
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1755. Are you OK?
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1756. - Who is this guy?
- Don't kill me
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1757. He is now the right-hand of the bastard King
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1758. Bring him with us as a hostage
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1759. Yes
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1760. Go
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1761. Don't go!
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1762. The outposts of the imperial
guards are in front of us
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1763. There are powerful warriors
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1764. I think we cannot go through it
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1765. You mean . . .
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1766. You guard me
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1767. So I can force out the dragon pricks
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1768. Only if my vitality is back to normal
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1769. I can find no rivals inside the Forbidden City
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1770. Well, we'll guard you
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1771. Heaven & Earth Society?
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1772. Master
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1773. Bond!
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1774. O'Brian?!
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1775. Don't let him get rid of the dragon pricks
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1776. If so, no one can defeat him
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1777. Kill O'Brian first, and then kill the bastard King
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1778. Master, speak out if you need any help
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1779. Step on my cymbal, forget about me
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1780. Master
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1781. Shit, O'Brain is invincible,
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1782. he knows to shrink his penis
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1783. Shrink his penis?
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1784. If one shrinks his penis,
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1785. you can prick his sinus
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1786. on the backbone with a hairpin
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1787. Then it will come out immediately
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1788. Dicky . . .
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1789. Are you still alive?
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1790. Crazy again!?
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1791. Yes, I am crazy!
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1792. That's shit!
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1793. Be careful, Bond
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1794. Don't kill my dick!
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1795. Don't, you can't defeat him
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1796. Be careful, sir
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1797. Master, you've killed O'Brian
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1798. You've killed O'Brian
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1799. Thanks you friend for helping
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1800. Thanks you
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1801. He is my friend
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1802. Since you are hurt,
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1803. let's not kill the king now
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1804. Anyway, we killed O'Brian
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1805. for our brothers
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1806. Go and see your good pal
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1807. Master, leave first, leave it to me
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1808. Bond, be careful
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1809. You too
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1810. Sir... Sir...
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1811. Kid Chun?
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1812. You come to normal again!
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1813. Don't panic, I have lost my martial arts
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1814. I can never kill you
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1815. I did wrong to you
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1816. Forget it, but I am sorry,
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1817. I can't cure you
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1818. My master did it
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1819. Do you know the secret of the Empress Dowager?
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1820. Sure, she is . . .
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1821. The divine lady of the Dragon Sect
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1822. I see!
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1823. Don't worry
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1824. She could not harm you
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1825. if I am still alive
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1826. What?
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1827. Go, otherwise, you will lose your life
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1828. Kidding? Sir . . .
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1829. You have better run for your life
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1830. If he turns into a ghost,
you will lose your life faster
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1831. Bond, you really lucky
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1832. You are still alive although you stayed
in the same prison with O'Brian
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1833. Don't go mad, this is your fast day
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1834. The clock past 12
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1835. If you don't tell me
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1836. the secret of the books
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1837. You have to see Hoi and O'Brian
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1838. Majesty!
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1839. Your Majesty, I am glad you are here
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1840. Mother
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1841. Your Majesty, Bond wants to kill me
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1842. Why are you here
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1843. Your Majesty
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1844. Bond and Hoi are members
of the Heaven & Earth Society,
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1845. They kidnapped me
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1846. We met O'Brain and his fellows on the way
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1847. They fought against each other, and none alive
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1848. Bond tried to kill me too
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1849. What
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1850. I don't want to waste any time
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1851. The fact is this guy disguised to the your mother,
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1852. She is the divine lady of the Dragon Sect
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1853. Is it true?
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1854. Imperial army be alert
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1855. Yes
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1856. Everyone of the Heaven & Earth Society
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1857. marked "Rebel Ching, resume Ming" on their feet
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1858. Tell him to take off the shoes and shoe you
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1859. Bond
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1860. It's not true
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1861. Guards, take his shoes off
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1862. Your Majesty
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1863. Hold it
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1864. Ching Ming?
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1865. There must be Rebel and Resume on the other foot
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1866. Put it together,
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1867. it forms "Rebel Ching, resume Ming"
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1868. Show me the other one
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1869. Don't
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1870. Chung Yang?
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1871. Though I've not been educated
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1872. I know the word "Filial"
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1873. Ching Ming and Chung Yang are
festivals to memorize our ancestors
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1874. I marked them on the feet,
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1875. So as to remind me to worship
my ancestors in these festivals
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1876. Mother
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1877. She isn't the real Empress Dowater
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1878. She is a stand-in
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1879. Why don't you trust me?
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1880. No.
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1881. We won't believe you
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1882. Mother
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1883. Kin-ning
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1884. One more Empress
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1885. Don't believe her,
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1886. she is our real mother
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1887. She is fake
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1888. She kept me in the residential
palace and disguised as me
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1889. For half year!
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1890. Your Majesty, we have steal evidence,
there is no other solution, but
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1891. Shoot!
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1892. Bond, I won't forget you
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1893. It's not me to tell them shoot you
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1894. I should be blamed since you suffered deeply
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1895. Long life, Your Highness
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1896. Luckily, Kin-ning and these 2 eunuchs saved me
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1897. Bond told me that
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1898. Bond?
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1899. Mother, Bon is my intimate officer
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1900. You killed O'Brian
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1901. and disclosed the secret of the fake Empress,
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1902. You have achieved remarkable merit
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1903. I grant you the title of Sir Deer-Tripot
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1904. Thanks for your kindness
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1905. Bond, I'll be back
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1906. When I appear next time,
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1907. I am sure you won't recognize me
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1908. I don't care if it's right, worng or stupid
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1909. My legend will be passed on through songs
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1910. Don't ask it's true or not
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1911. Get rid of the hatred and have fun
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1912. No matter you're with me or not
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1913. Just act happily
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1914. I'll be happy if I want to be happy
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1915. Have some fun if you want to be happy
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1916. We're free, just like playing games
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1917. Everything is like a game
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1918. No matter it's true or not
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1919. it's just like a drama
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1920. I don't care if I'm good or evil
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1921. Just love me if you like
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