1. In the early Qing Dynasty,
when Emperor Kang Xi was still young,Copy !req
2. four ministers were assigned to help him.Copy !req
3. Ao Bai was the most ferocious.Copy !req
4. He coerced the EmperorCopy !req
5. and massacred Han Chinese
via literary inquisition.Copy !req
6. Officers and peasants alike hated him,Copy !req
7. especially Tian Di Hui's leader,
Chen Jin Nan,Copy !req
8. who always wanted him dead.Copy !req
9. MANCHURIA'S BRAVEST SOLDIERCopy !req
10. I sense danger!Copy !req
11. Sir, there are rebels from Tian Di Hui!Copy !req
12. Flag bearers!Copy !req
13. Sir, you are invincible.Copy !req
14. They were full of themselves.Copy !req
15. Order the arrest of Chen at once.Copy !req
16. Yes, sir!Copy !req
17. Your Majesty, your servant is here.Copy !req
18. Rise!Copy !req
19. Yes.Copy !req
20. What's the status with the Seven Banners?Copy !req
21. The banner leaders want the Emperor
to knowCopy !req
22. that they will be
at Li Chun Brothel on time.Copy !req
23. What is your opinion on the matter?Copy !req
24. Ao Bai is backing the White BannerCopy !req
25. in bullying the other Banners.Copy !req
26. There has been widespread resentment.Copy !req
27. But Ao Bai has numerous henchmen.Copy !req
28. So they dared not take action,Copy !req
29. now that the Emperor has consentedCopy !req
30. to a secret meeting outside the PalaceCopy !req
31. to plot against Ao Bai.Copy !req
32. The banner leaders are greatly indebted.Copy !req
33. This is a crucial matter.Copy !req
34. The fact that I'm going incognitoCopy !req
35. to meet with themCopy !req
36. at a red-light districtCopy !req
37. is not an honorable thing to do.Copy !req
38. Remember.Copy !req
39. Other than you and the banner leaders,Copy !req
40. execute anyone who knows about this.Copy !req
41. I am a grown-up now.Copy !req
42. I will not be led by the nose again!Copy !req
43. Wise decision, Your Majesty!Copy !req
44. The girls are pretty.Copy !req
45. Girls! Meet the customers!Copy !req
46. Go away! Don't disturb me!Copy !req
47. Ladies and gentlemen,Copy !req
48. thanks for gathering around.Copy !req
49. Stand up straight and listen to me.Copy !req
50. I'm very honored.Copy !req
51. Today's story is aboutCopy !req
52. Tian Di Hui's leader Chen Jin Nan.Copy !req
53. As they say, if you haven't met him,Copy !req
54. you're not a hero!Copy !req
55. He's eight feet tall.Copy !req
56. His waist is also eight feet.Copy !req
57. His body shape is square?Copy !req
58. So what?Copy !req
59. There are all kinds of people.Copy !req
60. Even those with octagon bodies!Copy !req
61. His most famous kung fu techniqueCopy !req
62. is feared by all gods,Copy !req
63. the Thunder Flashing Palm.Copy !req
64. When he strikes, anything within 100 milesCopy !req
65. turns into ashes.Copy !req
66. You're lying.Copy !req
67. No one knows his whereabouts.Copy !req
68. But I've met him once by chanceCopy !req
69. and saw half of his face!Copy !req
70. You either saw him or you didn't.Copy !req
71. - What do you mean, half of his face?
- Yes.Copy !req
72. Because half of it was covered up,
you idiot!Copy !req
73. Idiot.Copy !req
74. Haven't you heard of covering half
of the face with a pipa?Copy !req
75. Have you gone to school?Copy !req
76. What's so funny?Copy !req
77. Although I saw only half of his face,Copy !req
78. I still fell under his charm.Copy !req
79. We became sworn brothers.Copy !req
80. Shut up!Copy !req
81. This idiot keeps telling stories.Copy !req
82. Everyone forgot about whoring.Copy !req
83. They're here of their own accord.Copy !req
84. Besides, whoring is bad for your health.Copy !req
85. It's a good thing!Copy !req
86. How dare you say that?Copy !req
87. Your sister is also a whore!Copy !req
88. She'll eat shit if there's no customer.Copy !req
89. Shit is good for you!Copy !req
90. What? I'll teach you a lesson.Copy !req
91. Thanks, blind man.Copy !req
92. What's making you upset?Copy !req
93. Sorry, sir. I beg your pardon!Copy !req
94. Get down, you rotten kid!Copy !req
95. Only if you apologize!Copy !req
96. You want another beating?Copy !req
97. Help! Shrunken penis!Copy !req
98. Someone, please help!Copy !req
99. A shrunken penis!Copy !req
100. Go get my sister!Copy !req
101. Who is she?Copy !req
102. Sex doctor of Beijing, Wei Chun Hua.Copy !req
103. Excuse me.Copy !req
104. This place is a mess.Copy !req
105. We should leave as soon as possible.Copy !req
106. The banner leaders are waiting.Copy !req
107. Okay.Copy !req
108. It's him!Copy !req
109. Let me take a look.Copy !req
110. Where are you?Copy !req
111. Is he dead?Copy !req
112. Take him away and don't make a mess.Copy !req
113. Where is the victim?Copy !req
114. It's Fat Jing. I don't know if he's dead!Copy !req
115. That's simple! Hold him!Copy !req
116. What are you doing?Copy !req
117. Based on my experience,Copy !req
118. to solve his problem,Copy !req
119. stab him on a pressure point
along the spine.Copy !req
120. It will come back out.Copy !req
121. Lift his ass!Copy !req
122. Close call!Copy !req
123. Nothing to see here! Go away!Copy !req
124. - Move!
- Move!Copy !req
125. Stand aside!Copy !req
126. What's the matter?Copy !req
127. Nobody moves!Copy !req
128. We're here to arrest Chen Jin Nan!Copy !req
129. Search for him!Copy !req
130. Yes!Copy !req
131. Your Majesty!Copy !req
132. What's going on?Copy !req
133. Ao Bai's henchmen are here.Copy !req
134. Are they looking for me?Copy !req
135. I don't think so.Copy !req
136. What's going on?Copy !req
137. Who knows where is Chen?Copy !req
138. This is him!Copy !req
139. I was just telling a story!Copy !req
140. Take him in for questioning!Copy !req
141. Leave him alone!Copy !req
142. Here I am!Copy !req
143. Chen Jin Nan!Copy !req
144. Zhou, get away if you can.Copy !req
145. Sir, these running dogsCopy !req
146. won't make us run.Copy !req
147. Are you seeing this? How amazing!Copy !req
148. Shut up!Copy !req
149. Let the kid go!Copy !req
150. Follow me!Copy !req
151. Go to hell!Copy !req
152. Damn!Copy !req
153. Don't worry, I'll save you.Copy !req
154. Follow me!Copy !req
155. Crawl in!Copy !req
156. What is that?Copy !req
157. It's a dog hole.Copy !req
158. Chen Jin Nan crawling
in a dog hole? Never!Copy !req
159. They saw us leave.Copy !req
160. They won't expect us to get back in.Copy !req
161. One must be clever to stay alive!Copy !req
162. Hurry!Copy !req
163. How is the leader of Greenwood Branch?Copy !req
164. He's dead.Copy !req
165. Let me clean your eyes first.Copy !req
166. No! Water will heat up the lime powder.Copy !req
167. It will burn my eyes!Copy !req
168. What should I use then?Copy !req
169. Use vegetable oil.Copy !req
170. I'll get it from the kitchen.Copy !req
171. Sir.Copy !req
172. What's the matter?Copy !req
173. I'm Hai Da Fu,
head eunuch of the Imperial Palace.Copy !req
174. Nice to meet you, Eunuch Hai.Copy !req
175. Here's a decree from the Emperor.Copy !req
176. Withdraw your troops right away.Copy !req
177. Yes, sir!Copy !req
178. We'll deal with Ao Bai together!Copy !req
179. Yes!Copy !req
180. Hai.Copy !req
181. - Your Majesty.
- How's the situation?Copy !req
182. The troops are gone.Copy !req
183. The Emperor can return to the Palace.Copy !req
184. Very well.Copy !req
185. We must pull out at once!Copy !req
186. All right.Copy !req
187. Dismissed!Copy !req
188. Hey.Copy !req
189. The troops outside are gone!Copy !req
190. I must go now.Copy !req
191. You must take him with you.Copy !req
192. Everyone saw him rescuing you.Copy !req
193. We don't want trouble with the soldiers.Copy !req
194. Master Chen, I admire you.Copy !req
195. Can I be your pupil?Copy !req
196. You?Copy !req
197. You should thank him for saving you.Copy !req
198. Right?Copy !req
199. I have to send him away anyway.Copy !req
200. So he won't implicate us. Right?Copy !req
201. Joining Tian Di Hui is dangerous.Copy !req
202. What if you regret it?Copy !req
203. How about this?Copy !req
204. Let me learn your kung fu,
and I have nothing to be scared of.Copy !req
205. What's your name?Copy !req
206. Wai Siu Bo.Copy !req
207. All right, I'll make you my pupil.Copy !req
208. Come with me to the headquarters.Copy !req
209. Thank you!Copy !req
210. Once you've sworn your allegiance,Copy !req
211. you're a member of Tian Di Hui.Copy !req
212. I'll put you in Greenwood Branch.Copy !req
213. There are 10 commandments and 20 rules,Copy !req
214. 30 major disciplines and 80 minor ones.Copy !req
215. Breaking any of them,Copy !req
216. even if you're my pupil,Copy !req
217. will result to your death
by getting stabbed 81 times.Copy !req
218. No need! I'll be dead with one blow.Copy !req
219. Don't talk nonsense! Get up!Copy !req
220. Zhou was killed by Ao Bai's thugs.Copy !req
221. I will carry out his last will.Copy !req
222. Kill Ao Bai.Copy !req
223. Drive out the Manchu EmperorCopy !req
224. and all his running dogs.Copy !req
225. Restore the Ming Dynasty.Copy !req
226. - Overthrow Qing and restore Ming!
- Overthrow Qing and restore Ming!Copy !req
227. - Overthrow Qing and restore Ming!
- Overthrow Qing and restore Ming!Copy !req
228. We have a dangerous mission to do.Copy !req
229. I'm looking for volunteers.Copy !req
230. - What is it?
- What is it?Copy !req
231. The Imperial Palace has 4 copies
of Sutra of 42 Chapters.Copy !req
232. They contain informationCopy !req
233. on a secret Manchurian treasure.Copy !req
234. If we can find this treasure,Copy !req
235. we can retrieve everythingCopy !req
236. the Manchus have taken from us.Copy !req
237. We can also sever their lifeline.Copy !req
238. That will be the end of the Manchu dogs.Copy !req
239. Restoration of Ming Dynasty is imminent.Copy !req
240. I want someone to steal these books.Copy !req
241. It is a difficult missionCopy !req
242. and it is highly dangerous.Copy !req
243. Sit down if you don't want to go.Copy !req
244. - Give me half!
- Over there!Copy !req
245. Wai Siu Bo.Copy !req
246. I'm surprised that a newcomerCopy !req
247. would want to do the mission.Copy !req
248. - Very well! I'll grant your wish.
- Actually...Copy !req
249. The thing is...Copy !req
250. One must not go back on his word.Copy !req
251. Are you aware that if you refuse,Copy !req
252. you'll be breaking the 8th commandment?Copy !req
253. We must cut off your arm and leg.Copy !req
254. What? Tian Di Hui has some odd rules.Copy !req
255. Follow me.Copy !req
256. Wai Siu Bo, you're smart.Copy !req
257. That's why I'm singling you out.Copy !req
258. People outside will not understand.Copy !req
259. I don't understand.Copy !req
260. Those who are educated and cleverCopy !req
261. have mostly become government officials.Copy !req
262. If we go up against the government,Copy !req
263. we can only use the fools.Copy !req
264. When you deal with them,Copy !req
265. you must not tell them the truth.Copy !req
266. We will deceive them.Copy !req
267. Let them think
they're doing the right thing.Copy !req
268. "Overthrow Qing and restore Ming"
is a cheer.Copy !req
269. Just like "hallelujah."Copy !req
270. The Qing court is oppressive.Copy !req
271. They took our money and women.Copy !req
272. In order to overthrow them...Copy !req
273. We must get back our money and women.Copy !req
274. Who cares if we restore the Ming court?Copy !req
275. I understand it now!Copy !req
276. Please go on!Copy !req
277. If we succeed,Copy !req
278. we'll have money and women.Copy !req
279. Do you still want to go?Copy !req
280. Of course!Copy !req
281. But you said "highly dangerous."Copy !req
282. That's scary!Copy !req
283. I can teach you my kung fu.Copy !req
284. This will take me a month.Copy !req
285. This is just the index.Copy !req
286. Over there are my private manuals.Copy !req
287. It will take a year to read those.Copy !req
288. It took me 3 years to read those
and 30 more years to practiceCopy !req
289. to get to this state.Copy !req
290. Thirty years! How much time do I have?Copy !req
291. One night.Copy !req
292. At least there's still one night.Copy !req
293. No wonder it's highly dangerous.Copy !req
294. It's only highly dangerous
if you read those.Copy !req
295. If you don't, you'll be dead for sure.Copy !req
296. What are you doing?Copy !req
297. You're going undercover.Copy !req
298. You're likely to run into our men.Copy !req
299. I'm giving you a mark.Copy !req
300. A tattoo on your feet that says,Copy !req
301. "Overthrow Qing and restore Ming."Copy !req
302. Not so hard! Stop it.Copy !req
303. "Qing Ming"?Copy !req
304. Give me your other foot.Copy !req
305. Again! Maybe later.Copy !req
306. I'll do it later myself.Copy !req
307. Don't forget.Copy !req
308. Or else you'll be killed by our own.Copy !req
309. That will be such a shame.Copy !req
310. Tomorrow, you'll apply
to be a janitor in the palace.Copy !req
311. Someone will contact you.Copy !req
312. The signal is to blink one eye.Copy !req
313. How long before it's my turn
in this queue?Copy !req
314. There's no queue over here!Copy !req
315. Is this the recruitment unit?Copy !req
316. - Yes, go in.
- Thank you!Copy !req
317. What kind of bed is this?Copy !req
318. Why must I be tied up?Copy !req
319. You must be castrated to be a eunuch.Copy !req
320. So we must tie you up for castration.Copy !req
321. Who will become a eunuch?Copy !req
322. You!Copy !req
323. Your mother is a eunuch!Copy !req
324. I'm applying as a janitor.Copy !req
325. We badly need a new eunuch.Copy !req
326. Being castrated has its upsides.Copy !req
327. Stop kidding around!Copy !req
328. Who's kidding around?Copy !req
329. You're serious?Copy !req
330. I'm really here to be a janitor.Copy !req
331. Let me get back in the queue next door.Copy !req
332. Sorry for the intrusion.Copy !req
333. You must be castrated before you leave.Copy !req
334. Just do it! Hold him down!Copy !req
335. - Wait!
- No!Copy !req
336. Do it later.Copy !req
337. Eunuch Hai, that's not right.Copy !req
338. Why not?Copy !req
339. It will take him two months to recover.Copy !req
340. But I need someone right away.Copy !req
341. I'll take him to the palaceCopy !req
342. and castrate him later.Copy !req
343. Well...Copy !req
344. Untie me now!Copy !req
345. Sorry about the misunderstanding.Copy !req
346. You look familiar, blind sir.Copy !req
347. Let's go for a snack some other day.Copy !req
348. - You're running away?
- No...Copy !req
349. Gui, help him change!Copy !req
350. Also, don't use your real name
in the palace.Copy !req
351. From now on, you'll be Chun.Copy !req
352. Can you name me something else?Copy !req
353. The Forbidden City is heavily guarded.Copy !req
354. Security is extremely tight.Copy !req
355. You must not roam around.Copy !req
356. Or you'll be executed.Copy !req
357. Are you scared?Copy !req
358. No.Copy !req
359. Why the piggy-back?Copy !req
360. Sorry, I thought you like it that way.Copy !req
361. Gui, the lights!Copy !req
362. Yes, sir!Copy !req
363. What's the matter?Copy !req
364. This way, sir.Copy !req
365. I like your sunglasses.Copy !req
366. It looks good.Copy !req
367. You know a lot about sunglasses?Copy !req
368. Just a bit.Copy !req
369. For a handsome eunuch like yourselfCopy !req
370. who can even grow a mustacheCopy !req
371. is enough to make people jealous.Copy !req
372. Are you making fun of me?Copy !req
373. No, sir!Copy !req
374. This is a fake mustache.Copy !req
375. Eunuchs lack a lot of things.Copy !req
376. This gives me a bit of pride.Copy !req
377. What are you doing?Copy !req
378. What's in these jars?Copy !req
379. Penis!Copy !req
380. Penis?Copy !req
381. A deer's penis in the first jar.Copy !req
382. A tiger's penis in the second.Copy !req
383. The third one is rhinoceros' penis.Copy !req
384. The fourth must be an elephant's penis.Copy !req
385. No!Copy !req
386. It's a human's penis.Copy !req
387. That one is my very own.Copy !req
388. You have a big piece.Copy !req
389. And I thought I was the only one!Copy !req
390. I swapped the jars this morning.Copy !req
391. That is Hai's. This is actually a turnip.Copy !req
392. Let me see.Copy !req
393. I can't see anything.Copy !req
394. Use this.Copy !req
395. I can see it! How cute.Copy !req
396. That's above standard for a one-year-old.Copy !req
397. Your castrator is above standard.Copy !req
398. Such incredible eye-sight!Copy !req
399. Penises are stored in the Penis Room.Copy !req
400. I put mine here to keep it safe.Copy !req
401. Don't worry, I'll keep an eye for you.Copy !req
402. Oh, no, I need to piss.Copy !req
403. Do you stand or squat?Copy !req
404. What?Copy !req
405. He probably squats.Copy !req
406. Another queue? I can't wait.Copy !req
407. Do you mind if we do it together?Copy !req
408. Bleeding like that while pissing,Copy !req
409. you must be the first.Copy !req
410. What kind of kung fu do you practice?Copy !req
411. Your pigtail is standing up!Copy !req
412. Inside...Copy !req
413. What about it?Copy !req
414. - There are many...
- Corpses?Copy !req
415. How did you know?Copy !req
416. How did you know about my pigtail?Copy !req
417. I can see.Copy !req
418. You're not blind?Copy !req
419. Who said I was blind?Copy !req
420. Nobody.Copy !req
421. If I still had eunuchs around me,Copy !req
422. I would never take you to the palaceCopy !req
423. before castrating you.Copy !req
424. Go with Gui
to the Empress Dowager's bedroom.Copy !req
425. Retrieve something for me.Copy !req
426. Please spare me, sir!Copy !req
427. Whoever went to her bedroomCopy !req
428. were found dead in the garden
the next day.Copy !req
429. Their bodies were frozen.Copy !req
430. Please spare me!Copy !req
431. You should be brave.Copy !req
432. I'm new, so I can't go.Copy !req
433. You've been here long enough.Copy !req
434. You should not make excuses.Copy !req
435. Don't worry.Copy !req
436. I'll persuade him to go alone.Copy !req
437. I'll beat you up if you refuse.Copy !req
438. I need a two days' leave
to nurse my wound.Copy !req
439. I can't go tonight even if I wanted to.Copy !req
440. Gui, you think you can get awayCopy !req
441. from my deadly move?Copy !req
442. I'll take my chances.Copy !req
443. Soft Debone Palm!Copy !req
444. Stop!Copy !req
445. No need to be embarrassed, sir!Copy !req
446. It's incredible enoughCopy !req
447. you hit him from this far.Copy !req
448. Looks like you're better than me.Copy !req
449. What?Copy !req
450. Well?Copy !req
451. That was the Soft Debone Palm?Copy !req
452. So were the two pats on your shoulder.Copy !req
453. Really?Copy !req
454. What are you doing?Copy !req
455. I've been hit, my bones are dissolving.Copy !req
456. I hit you with the Chronic Palm.Copy !req
457. Chronic?Copy !req
458. Look at your left hand.Copy !req
459. If the green line goes beyond your elbow,Copy !req
460. your bones will crumble and you will die.Copy !req
461. But that will take at least a month.Copy !req
462. I did nothing wrong to you.Copy !req
463. Why did you do this to me?Copy !req
464. If you go to the Empress' bedroomCopy !req
465. and help me find something,Copy !req
466. I'll cure you.Copy !req
467. Damn! You hit me again?Copy !req
468. Not these.Copy !req
469. What do you want me to do?Copy !req
470. Get the Sutra of 42 Chapters.Copy !req
471. Get the Sutra of 42 Chapters?Copy !req
472. Cut the small talk and go.Copy !req
473. Don't be afraid.Copy !req
474. Down there is her bedroom.Copy !req
475. She's worshiping the gods right now.Copy !req
476. She won't be back for another two hours
so you have enough time.Copy !req
477. Bring the book to me immediately
after you retrieve it.Copy !req
478. What if she suddenly comes back?Copy !req
479. I'll watch over you.Copy !req
480. - Go!
- How? It's too high!Copy !req
481. I'll give you a hand.Copy !req
482. Don't worry, you'll be fine.Copy !req
483. He's right, I'm fine.Copy !req
484. Just an accident.Copy !req
485. Welcome back, Your Highness.Copy !req
486. So soon?Copy !req
487. Look at that entourage.Copy !req
488. Since the Empress Dowager
is not feeling well,Copy !req
489. allow me to help you undress.Copy !req
490. She looks fierce.Copy !req
491. Let me have her.Copy !req
492. Strip!Copy !req
493. Strip!Copy !req
494. She knows kung fu too!Copy !req
495. What? This is too easy!Copy !req
496. Hey!Copy !req
497. Stupid eunuch! You're a thief!Copy !req
498. May I have your name?Copy !req
499. You don't know me? You must be new.Copy !req
500. Yes, I am. What's your same, sir?Copy !req
501. "Sir"?Copy !req
502. You think I'm a man?Copy !req
503. Are you a eunuch too?Copy !req
504. Yes!Copy !req
505. Then stop kidding around, pal.Copy !req
506. Give it back!Copy !req
507. No!Copy !req
508. Then I'll beat you up!Copy !req
509. Too late! I'll still beat you up!Copy !req
510. You bastard!Copy !req
511. I'll kill you, bastard!Copy !req
512. - Help!
- Come back!Copy !req
513. Help!Copy !req
514. It's fine, just an accident.Copy !req
515. Stop! Freeze!Copy !req
516. Help! He's after me!Copy !req
517. Who are you?Copy !req
518. None of your business.Copy !req
519. What's the matter?Copy !req
520. I'm not afraid of you two.Copy !req
521. Hand me the book.Copy !req
522. I dare you to come up and get it.Copy !req
523. Why are you fighting with him?Copy !req
524. Who does he work for?Copy !req
525. I'll tell his superior to punish him.Copy !req
526. Don't! This guy is an idiot.Copy !req
527. He thought we're both eunuchs!Copy !req
528. He's not that stupid!Copy !req
529. Normally, when people see us,Copy !req
530. they're too scared to speak.Copy !req
531. But not him.Copy !req
532. He really hit me as hard as he could.Copy !req
533. I dare you to come up!Copy !req
534. I'll come and beat you right now!Copy !req
535. I won't fall for your trap!Copy !req
536. Come down and fight like a man.Copy !req
537. You like to fight?Copy !req
538. I don't like to fight.Copy !req
539. But people like to be beaten by me!Copy !req
540. Fine!Copy !req
541. What are the rules?Copy !req
542. I have three fighting rules.Copy !req
543. You're not allowed to hit my face.Copy !req
544. But I can hit you on the face.Copy !req
545. You cunning eunuch!Copy !req
546. Time-out!Copy !req
547. Another trick?Copy !req
548. He took my book.Copy !req
549. Tell him to give it back, and I'll stop.Copy !req
550. That hurts.Copy !req
551. Did you take his book?Copy !req
552. I did not!Copy !req
553. Beat him up!Copy !req
554. You're holding the book, you liar!Copy !req
555. You'll be sorry if I summon my pals.Copy !req
556. My master is invincible.Copy !req
557. He can make you bleed with a sneeze.Copy !req
558. Who is your master?Copy !req
559. Chen...Copy !req
560. Eunuch...Copy !req
561. None other than Eunuch Hai.Copy !req
562. He's your master?Copy !req
563. Are you scared now?Copy !req
564. - I see.
- You're so scared, you're laughing.Copy !req
565. Isn't this fun?Copy !req
566. Yes, but his kung fu is terrible.Copy !req
567. How about...Copy !req
568. Too late to write your apology.Copy !req
569. Just surrender and return the book.Copy !req
570. Enough for today!
We'll play again tomorrow.Copy !req
571. If you win tomorrow,Copy !req
572. I'll return the bookCopy !req
573. and give you another one.Copy !req
574. You have another one?Copy !req
575. Of course!Copy !req
576. This is so boring! Why bother?Copy !req
577. Here.Copy !req
578. A eunuch whose ageCopy !req
579. and level of kung fu are similar to youCopy !req
580. in the Empress' bedroom?Copy !req
581. Yes.Copy !req
582. I did my best
and found the Sutra of 42 Chapters,Copy !req
583. but he took it.Copy !req
584. He wants me to fight him tomorrow.Copy !req
585. He'll return it if I win.Copy !req
586. Another strike?Copy !req
587. How dare you lie to me?Copy !req
588. I didn't.Copy !req
589. I gave your name and he hit me harder.Copy !req
590. He also had a letter for you.Copy !req
591. Hai, this eunuch is unique.Copy !req
592. But he's a poor fighter.Copy !req
593. Teach him what you knowCopy !req
594. so he can come play with me.Copy !req
595. You must not punish him.Copy !req
596. I'm appointing him the Emperor's Aide.Copy !req
597. Do not mistreat him and listen to him.Copy !req
598. You must obey my orderCopy !req
599. or else I'll be upset.Copy !req
600. Well? What is it?Copy !req
601. What do you want to learnCopy !req
602. to fight this guy?Copy !req
603. Looks like he's indebted to this guy.Copy !req
604. You want to teach me?Copy !req
605. Then teach me Soft Debone Palm.Copy !req
606. I can. If you practice for 30 to 50 years,Copy !req
607. you'll achieve something.Copy !req
608. To fully utilize it, you need 100 years.Copy !req
609. I'll be dead when I'm halfway through.Copy !req
610. What good would that do?
You're such a loser.Copy !req
611. That's true.
Besides, it is too destructive.Copy !req
612. You may hurt His...Copy !req
613. Hurt what?Copy !req
614. The harmony within the palace.Copy !req
615. Show something outstandingCopy !req
616. and let me choose.Copy !req
617. - All right!
- Hey!Copy !req
618. - What?
- I've been fighting, now I'm hungry.Copy !req
619. Prepare some food for me.Copy !req
620. This is too heavy. What's the use?Copy !req
621. Go get a lighter one.Copy !req
622. Not bad.Copy !req
623. Give me a hand, please.Copy !req
624. How can you do this?Copy !req
625. I want them all in the same size.Copy !req
626. Change it!Copy !req
627. You think that's fun?Copy !req
628. You're not young anymore.Copy !req
629. Can't you see I'm eating?Copy !req
630. The leaves are getting in my food.Copy !req
631. Stop for a minute, old man!Copy !req
632. What do you really want?Copy !req
633. You wanted me to learn kung fu.Copy !req
634. Stop!Copy !req
635. Aren't you tired?Copy !req
636. Go to hell!Copy !req
637. Stop!Copy !req
638. What?Copy !req
639. What do you call this move?Copy !req
640. The Dragon Hand that never misses.Copy !req
641. Dragon Hand that never misses?Copy !req
642. What?Copy !req
643. There's substance. I'll learn this.Copy !req
644. This one?Copy !req
645. I'll do my best to practice.Copy !req
646. - Get them!
- Get them!Copy !req
647. Where did you learn this?Copy !req
648. None of your business!Copy !req
649. I only used this on women.Copy !req
650. But I like you.Copy !req
651. So I'll let you have a taste.Copy !req
652. Shame on you! You lost today.Copy !req
653. Stay there! He plays dirty.Copy !req
654. He's aiming for my chest.Copy !req
655. You just need to do better.Copy !req
656. I told you not to hit my face.Copy !req
657. - You pinched my chest!
- So?Copy !req
658. You don't make a living with your chest.Copy !req
659. But I need my face to make a living.Copy !req
660. You're a smooth talker.Copy !req
661. You're also a eunuch.Copy !req
662. Only the Emperor has genitals
inside the palace.Copy !req
663. - Who do you think you are?
- You...Copy !req
664. Any last words?Copy !req
665. Will you surrender?Copy !req
666. Nonsense!Copy !req
667. Serves you right...Copy !req
668. - It hurts!
- Do you surrender?Copy !req
669. Let go! I give up!Copy !req
670. I win.Copy !req
671. Shame on you!Copy !req
672. Are you crazy? It hurts!Copy !req
673. - Are you okay?
- You forced my hand.Copy !req
674. It hurts!Copy !req
675. Why did you...Copy !req
676. Didn't you just sayCopy !req
677. only the Emperor has genitals...Copy !req
678. Jian Ning.Copy !req
679. Your Majesty?Copy !req
680. Your Majesty!Copy !req
681. Ao Bai is here, Your Majesty!Copy !req
682. What shall we do?Copy !req
683. The old bastard! He barges into my studyCopy !req
684. without my permission. That's too much!Copy !req
685. - Hide.
- Okay.Copy !req
686. - Hurry!
- Go!Copy !req
687. We have to hide.Copy !req
688. Down there.Copy !req
689. Your Majesty.Copy !req
690. Greetings, Your Majesty.Copy !req
691. Rise.Copy !req
692. Yes, Your Majesty.Copy !req
693. You all came to see me.Copy !req
694. What's so important?Copy !req
695. I came to ask for a decree.Copy !req
696. To arrest Suo Ni.Copy !req
697. Like yourself.Copy !req
698. Suo Ni was appointed by my late fatherCopy !req
699. as one of the four advisors to assist me.Copy !req
700. He has his own merits.Copy !req
701. On what charge should I arrest him?Copy !req
702. He has enraged the people.Copy !req
703. The Ministry of Defense is not pleased.Copy !req
704. We must arrest him to appease the people.Copy !req
705. I've been elected
to represent the officialsCopy !req
706. and ask the Emperor for the decree.Copy !req
707. Your Majesty, please give us your decree.Copy !req
708. I cannot arrest my advisor without proof.Copy !req
709. My word is enough proof.Copy !req
710. I command millions of troops.Copy !req
711. My command should be obeyed.Copy !req
712. At my command, thousands are beheaded.Copy !req
713. Does the Emperor think I'm lying?Copy !req
714. Even if I am,Copy !req
715. will all the court ministers be lying?Copy !req
716. Please reconsider, Your Majesty.Copy !req
717. I must think this over.Copy !req
718. The people are suffering.Copy !req
719. The Emperor must not delay any longer.Copy !req
720. - I must think it over!
- Your Majesty!Copy !req
721. I request permission
to grind the ink stick.Copy !req
722. You...Copy !req
723. - Is that Ao Bai?
- Yes.Copy !req
724. - He's fierce!
- Yes.Copy !req
725. Stop it! I'm not a woman.Copy !req
726. I know, but you're not a man either!Copy !req
727. Stop that!Copy !req
728. Who is there?Copy !req
729. It's me.Copy !req
730. A eunuch? What are you doing down there?Copy !req
731. Take a guess!Copy !req
732. Guards! Behead him.Copy !req
733. - Wait!
- Wait!Copy !req
734. Who is he?Copy !req
735. He's my confidant.Copy !req
736. Confidant?Copy !req
737. Your confidant? I've never heard of him.Copy !req
738. How dare you raise your voice
to the Emperor?Copy !req
739. Long live Your Majesty.Copy !req
740. Watch me.Copy !req
741. Outrageous.Copy !req
742. What's your name, age, and title?Copy !req
743. Don't look! Speak up!Copy !req
744. What are you doing? Kneel down!Copy !req
745. What are you looking at? Speak up!Copy !req
746. I don't care who he is.Copy !req
747. You must issue a decree
for Suo Ni's arrest.Copy !req
748. What are you doing?Copy !req
749. The Emperor doesn't take orders from you!Copy !req
750. Basically, Suo Ni doesn't pay his bills,Copy !req
751. dallies with old women,
and seduces your wife.Copy !req
752. We all know that!Copy !req
753. - Nonsense!
- I'm not finished!Copy !req
754. I'm His Majesty's...Copy !req
755. - Secret agent.
- Yes!Copy !req
756. A top agent to spy on you peopleCopy !req
757. and find out Suo Ni's collaborators.Copy !req
758. You're anxious to kill him.Copy !req
759. Are you one of his accomplices?Copy !req
760. Nonsense!Copy !req
761. I command millions of troops.Copy !req
762. I don't need to conspire with Suo Ni.Copy !req
763. - What is it?
- You decide.Copy !req
764. A threat?Copy !req
765. We all heard him threatening the Emperor.Copy !req
766. We didn't hear anything.Copy !req
767. His Majesty and I both did.Copy !req
768. You have no excuse. Guards!Copy !req
769. Behead him outside!Copy !req
770. Wait!Copy !req
771. I'll give you another chance.Copy !req
772. You're dismissed!Copy !req
773. I'll kill you!Copy !req
774. Thank you, but I won't bother you.Copy !req
775. If His Majesty wishes,Copy !req
776. we'll all be dead!Copy !req
777. Who do you think will die first?Copy !req
778. Ao Bai, I'll take care of Suo Ni.Copy !req
779. I'll reward you tomorrow.Copy !req
780. Take your leave now.Copy !req
781. Minister Ao, we should go now.Copy !req
782. You're quite a character.Copy !req
783. I shall take my leave, Your Majesty.Copy !req
784. Your Majesty.Copy !req
785. Chun outshined you today.Copy !req
786. You were trembling in your boots.Copy !req
787. Thank you.Copy !req
788. Don't mention it.Copy !req
789. Please forgive me for hurting you.Copy !req
790. I beg your forgiveness!Copy !req
791. - It's all right.
- Thank you, Your Majesty.Copy !req
792. I think Chun is adorable.Copy !req
793. Can't you give him to me?Copy !req
794. Stop fooling around!Copy !req
795. Rise.Copy !req
796. I need help right now.Copy !req
797. Chun is brave and clever.Copy !req
798. Are you willing to help me?Copy !req
799. My pleasure!Copy !req
800. All right, I give you the titleCopy !req
801. of Imperial Top Secret Agent.Copy !req
802. Thank you, Your Majesty.Copy !req
803. You will help me deal with Ao BaiCopy !req
804. and keep an eye on Hai Da Fu.Copy !req
805. Eunuch Hai?Copy !req
806. He was my late father's confidant.Copy !req
807. But he's acting rather strange lately.Copy !req
808. I suspect he's plotting something.Copy !req
809. He is biased against the Empress Dowager.Copy !req
810. Watch him and report all his moves.Copy !req
811. Yes.Copy !req
812. Our relationship and what happened todayCopy !req
813. must stay a secret among us.Copy !req
814. If you let the word out,Copy !req
815. you'll be beheaded.Copy !req
816. Understood.Copy !req
817. What if he lets the word out?Copy !req
818. You'll still be beheaded.Copy !req
819. Your Majesty is most fair and just.Copy !req
820. You have my utmost admiration.Copy !req
821. From now on,
you will be on my beck and call.Copy !req
822. Watch over the bad guys.Copy !req
823. Yes, Your Majesty!Copy !req
824. He can watch over me too.Copy !req
825. I used this stanceCopy !req
826. to control his lower body.Copy !req
827. He turned his headCopy !req
828. and I used a move called
"Lion Steals the Peach."Copy !req
829. It should be "monkey."Copy !req
830. Lions don't eat peaches?Copy !req
831. Don't interrupt.Copy !req
832. I used Lion Steals the PeachCopy !req
833. but it failed.Copy !req
834. Instead, I got hair in my hand.Copy !req
835. Do you know why?Copy !req
836. From the armpit?Copy !req
837. No!Copy !req
838. You're talking nonsense.Copy !req
839. You're not the first one
to smash my podium.Copy !req
840. I'm prepared for it.Copy !req
841. Other than the Soft Debone Palm,Copy !req
842. I also know Soft Derope Leg.Copy !req
843. What about the Sutra of 42 Chapters?Copy !req
844. I forgot where I put it.Copy !req
845. Has the green line reached your elbow?Copy !req
846. Almost.Copy !req
847. If you cure me,Copy !req
848. I might remember where I put it.Copy !req
849. How dare you pull another trick?Copy !req
850. Who is it?Copy !req
851. Hai, the Empress Dowager sent us.Copy !req
852. I'm feeling unwell.
I apologize for not greeting you.Copy !req
853. What can I do for Her Highness?Copy !req
854. She wishes to see Chun.Copy !req
855. Has he offended Her Highness?Copy !req
856. Just tell him to come out.Copy !req
857. We must report back at once.Copy !req
858. What does she want with you?Copy !req
859. Because I'm good-looking, I guess.Copy !req
860. All right. This is poison.Copy !req
861. Put it in her drink if there's a chance.Copy !req
862. That's risky.Copy !req
863. I'll watch out for you.Copy !req
864. Go!Copy !req
865. Everyone picks on me.Copy !req
866. Are you Chun?Copy !req
867. I am. Did Her Highness ask for me?Copy !req
868. Please lead the way.Copy !req
869. I didn't say I won't go.Copy !req
870. What are you doing?Copy !req
871. Just rape me but don't kill me.Copy !req
872. We're just making a living.Copy !req
873. Maybe she found out I wasn't castrated.Copy !req
874. That would be bad.Copy !req
875. Who is it?Copy !req
876. You...Copy !req
877. Don't you remember me?Copy !req
878. I'm trying to...Copy !req
879. Even if the Emperor
won't bestow you to me,Copy !req
880. you still can't get away from me.Copy !req
881. I've ordered my mom's maids to get you.Copy !req
882. Your mom? The Empress...Copy !req
883. Empress Dowager is my mother.Copy !req
884. The Emperor is my brother.Copy !req
885. You are...Copy !req
886. Kneel before Princess Jian Ning.Copy !req
887. Too late. Kill him for insubordination!Copy !req
888. Wait! I was tied up.Copy !req
889. I don't care! Execute him!Copy !req
890. Should I poke your eyes
or cut off your nose?Copy !req
891. Or perhaps cut off what
you shouldn't have?Copy !req
892. I think...Copy !req
893. Why don't you free me first?Copy !req
894. I'll do anything you wish.Copy !req
895. Let's try.Copy !req
896. Give me a handsome look.Copy !req
897. I can't. This is it already.Copy !req
898. Give me an ugly look.Copy !req
899. I can't. I won't be ugly no matter what.Copy !req
900. Give me a lustful look.Copy !req
901. Just look at yourself in the mirror.Copy !req
902. Me?Copy !req
903. How dare you!Copy !req
904. This is fun.Copy !req
905. I'll let you go.Copy !req
906. Be a turtle!Copy !req
907. Sorry! I can be anything.Copy !req
908. But definitely not a turtle.Copy !req
909. Why?Copy !req
910. I have my principles.Copy !req
911. Then I'll beat you.Copy !req
912. Fine. I'll be a turtle.Copy !req
913. I don't want that now.Copy !req
914. Laugh!Copy !req
915. Don't beat me!Copy !req
916. Keep laughing!Copy !req
917. I'll be a turtle, that's more interesting.Copy !req
918. - Really?
- Trust me!Copy !req
919. Be a dead turtle so I can beat you.Copy !req
920. - Come on!
- Hey...Copy !req
921. - I'll beat you until you pretend.
- That's enough!Copy !req
922. Why?Copy !req
923. Why must you force me?Copy !req
924. Come on... I beg you!Copy !req
925. Hit me!Copy !req
926. Are you kidding?Copy !req
927. Please!Copy !req
928. Hit me hard!Copy !req
929. I only have one stance.Copy !req
930. Use it then.Copy !req
931. Please... Hit me!Copy !req
932. I can't.Copy !req
933. Hurry! Hit me!Copy !req
934. All right!Copy !req
935. Here I come!Copy !req
936. Don't worry, you fool!Copy !req
937. I'll be good to you.Copy !req
938. Don't lie to me.Copy !req
939. I know what I'm doing.Copy !req
940. Here, put on these new clothes.Copy !req
941. Don't let people take advantage of you.Copy !req
942. What are you doing?Copy !req
943. Hide and seek...Copy !req
944. That's right.Copy !req
945. I don't mind if you're naughty.Copy !req
946. But you can't mess around with a eunuch.Copy !req
947. Even though it is harmless,Copy !req
948. what will happen if people found out?Copy !req
949. Mother...Copy !req
950. I won't do it again. I promise.Copy !req
951. All right, no more next time.Copy !req
952. - May I be excused?
- Stop.Copy !req
953. Yes?Copy !req
954. For the Princess' sake, I'm sorry...Copy !req
955. No!Copy !req
956. Let him go or I'll kill the Princess.Copy !req
957. Who are you?Copy !req
958. You barged into my bedroom many times.Copy !req
959. Do you know it's high treason?Copy !req
960. So is being an imposter.Copy !req
961. - Nonsense.
- It's the truth!Copy !req
962. Last time we met,Copy !req
963. you used
the Dragon Sect's kung fu technique.Copy !req
964. Why are you here?Copy !req
965. Speak up!Copy !req
966. We'll see if you can make me talk.Copy !req
967. Golden Snake Hand?Copy !req
968. You're no match for me.Copy !req
969. Your kung fu is outstanding.Copy !req
970. But you lack experience.Copy !req
971. What happened to you?Copy !req
972. Don't worry, Chun.Copy !req
973. Kill that bitch for me!Copy !req
974. I can't even kill a chicken.
You're asking too much.Copy !req
975. You dare to offend me?Copy !req
976. Take this Dragon Prick.Copy !req
977. Stab him between the eyes
and I'll make you a minister.Copy !req
978. I would be grateful
if you spared me instead.Copy !req
979. I don't believe you.Copy !req
980. Don't believe her.Copy !req
981. I've interrupted her vitality chain.Copy !req
982. She'll go crazy if she moves.Copy !req
983. Stab her on the head.Copy !req
984. Please don't get me involved.Copy !req
985. Pretend I'm not here.Copy !req
986. Chun, kill her!Copy !req
987. If I die, no one can cure you.Copy !req
988. I can.Copy !req
989. She's lying! She doesn't know how.Copy !req
990. The Emperor is here!Copy !req
991. The Emperor is here.Copy !req
992. He'll never believe you now.Copy !req
993. He'll kill you.Copy !req
994. I'll take my chance and kill you first.Copy !req
995. Don't be so hasty!Copy !req
996. You cure me first.Copy !req
997. - Come on.
- Move away!Copy !req
998. - You should...
- Get out of the way.Copy !req
999. - You...
- I didn't mean it.Copy !req
1000. Mother!Copy !req
1001. Your Majesty.Copy !req
1002. I passed by your palaceCopy !req
1003. and heard a loud noise. What happened?Copy !req
1004. There was an assassin.Copy !req
1005. Luckily, this eunuch was here.Copy !req
1006. He saved my life!Copy !req
1007. Chun, did you see the assassin?Copy !req
1008. Yes or no?Copy !req
1009. Yes, but I cannot identify him.Copy !req
1010. The Princess has fainted inside.Copy !req
1011. Send for the doctor!Copy !req
1012. Tighten security around here.Copy !req
1013. Yes, Your Majesty.Copy !req
1014. Mother, you should go inside and rest.Copy !req
1015. - All right!
- Yes.Copy !req
1016. No need to escort me.Copy !req
1017. Did you find anything?Copy !req
1018. Not at the moment.Copy !req
1019. Keep an eye on Eunuch Hai.Copy !req
1020. Hurry!Copy !req
1021. If you're really dead,Copy !req
1022. please don't come back and haunt me.Copy !req
1023. Thank you.Copy !req
1024. Hai, it's not my fault.Copy !req
1025. Go after the Empress Dowager.Copy !req
1026. Or whoever, just leave me alone.Copy !req
1027. I'll burn you something on July 14th.Copy !req
1028. Please find those responsible.Copy !req
1029. It's not my fault.Copy !req
1030. Penis! You're a penis!Copy !req
1031. The penis is here.Copy !req
1032. Your tongue resembles your penis.Copy !req
1033. No, you look like my penis!Copy !req
1034. You can say that about my tongue.Copy !req
1035. But not about my face.Copy !req
1036. You look like a penis.Copy !req
1037. He's gone mad.Copy !req
1038. You're my penis.Copy !req
1039. Looking for it? Follow me.Copy !req
1040. Penis... It's here.Copy !req
1041. Here!Copy !req
1042. - It's here.
- The penis is here!Copy !req
1043. Here!Copy !req
1044. Drink up and you'll get a penis.Copy !req
1045. I'll go look for medication for you.Copy !req
1046. Afterwards, your penis will become huge.Copy !req
1047. Huge?Copy !req
1048. Huge!Copy !req
1049. Great!Copy !req
1050. I better run.Copy !req
1051. I'm done, where is the penis?Copy !req
1052. Where is it?Copy !req
1053. Where's the medication?Copy !req
1054. Give me medication.Copy !req
1055. - Hold on.
- Hurry!Copy !req
1056. - I have it.
- No, that's poison!Copy !req
1057. - Hai!
- Delicious!Copy !req
1058. Is he all right?Copy !req
1059. Hai...Copy !req
1060. Hai, how are you?Copy !req
1061. Are you all right?Copy !req
1062. - I'm asking you!
- I'm asking you!Copy !req
1063. - You're copying me.
- You're copying me.Copy !req
1064. - He's following me.
- He's following me.Copy !req
1065. - My lucky day!
- My lucky day!Copy !req
1066. Cure me now!Copy !req
1067. Cure me now!Copy !req
1068. - No!
- No!Copy !req
1069. I'll cure you.Copy !req
1070. I'll cure your penis.Copy !req
1071. Your Majesty, have mercy!Copy !req
1072. What do you wish to tell me?Copy !req
1073. I watched Hai as you have ordered.Copy !req
1074. But he found out.Copy !req
1075. How?Copy !req
1076. He heard me talking in my sleep.Copy !req
1077. He wanted to silence me.Copy !req
1078. Luckily while fighting him off,Copy !req
1079. I repeated the Emperor's nameCopy !req
1080. and managed to hit his weak point.Copy !req
1081. He has now gone mad.Copy !req
1082. I beg your forgiveness.Copy !req
1083. You have a lot of nerve!Copy !req
1084. Indeed I do.Copy !req
1085. You duped me by posing as a eunuch.Copy !req
1086. I dare not do that.Copy !req
1087. You're lying.Copy !req
1088. I've reviewed the roster.Copy !req
1089. Your name is not on it.Copy !req
1090. There's no record of your castration.Copy !req
1091. Where are you from?Copy !req
1092. I was forced to do it.Copy !req
1093. I wanted to be a janitor.Copy !req
1094. But Hai saw me.Copy !req
1095. I don't know what caught his attention.Copy !req
1096. He brought me in as a eunuch.Copy !req
1097. I didn't mean to trick the Emperor.Copy !req
1098. Fine. You may rise.Copy !req
1099. Thank you.Copy !req
1100. Tell me the truth.Copy !req
1101. Have you been castrated?Copy !req
1102. No.Copy !req
1103. Every good deed has its reward.Copy !req
1104. There's divine retribution.Copy !req
1105. I wounded you before, now it's your turn.Copy !req
1106. This is very meaningful.Copy !req
1107. My utmost admiration for the EmperorCopy !req
1108. is endless like a river,Copy !req
1109. undying like a surging flood.Copy !req
1110. That's enough!Copy !req
1111. This is payback for last time.Copy !req
1112. Now, we're even.Copy !req
1113. I thank your royal pinch!Copy !req
1114. It's a good thing you're not a eunuch.Copy !req
1115. Based on the laws set by my ancestors,Copy !req
1116. eunuchs cannot meddle with politics.Copy !req
1117. Now, I can appoint you as an officer.Copy !req
1118. What's your name?Copy !req
1119. Wai Siu Bo, I was born in Beijing.Copy !req
1120. Ao Bai killed Suo Ni.Copy !req
1121. What?Copy !req
1122. Every time he pushes me, I back away.Copy !req
1123. But now, there's no more backing away!Copy !req
1124. I will kill the old bastard.Copy !req
1125. But he has command of the troops.Copy !req
1126. If you make a move, I'm afraid...Copy !req
1127. there would be a rebellion.Copy !req
1128. The troopsCopy !req
1129. will not follow him everywhere.Copy !req
1130. We'll ambush him when he's alone.Copy !req
1131. That's my plan.Copy !req
1132. Duo Long!Copy !req
1133. Yes, Your Majesty!Copy !req
1134. Where did you come from?Copy !req
1135. I cannot reveal my secret to a servant.Copy !req
1136. That's true.Copy !req
1137. He's the Head of Security,
devoted to protecting the country.Copy !req
1138. Wai Siu Bo is...Copy !req
1139. My confidant.Copy !req
1140. I summoned you hereCopy !req
1141. to think of a plan...Copy !req
1142. To create a chance for you twoCopy !req
1143. to kill Ao Bai.Copy !req
1144. Are you afraid?Copy !req
1145. - No.
- No.Copy !req
1146. If anyone else knows about this,Copy !req
1147. both of you will be executed.Copy !req
1148. I will summon Ao Bai to my study.Copy !req
1149. Think of a way to kill him.Copy !req
1150. We could copy the assassination
of Emperor Qin.Copy !req
1151. Hide the dagger in a scroll.Copy !req
1152. Or give him poisoned wine.Copy !req
1153. If that still can't kill him,Copy !req
1154. I'll place guards to ambush himCopy !req
1155. and chop him up.Copy !req
1156. He is invincible,
you may not overpower him.Copy !req
1157. Not necessarily. We can set a trap!Copy !req
1158. Good!Copy !req
1159. We also have a kung fu expert.Copy !req
1160. Who?Copy !req
1161. Eunuch Hai who has gone crazy.Copy !req
1162. Him?Copy !req
1163. He's crazy enough to do everything I do.Copy !req
1164. We can use him.Copy !req
1165. Let him ambush Ao Bai in disguise.Copy !req
1166. Disguise as who?Copy !req
1167. Kwan!Copy !req
1168. Kwan!Copy !req
1169. Summon Ao Bai
and accuse him of disloyalty.Copy !req
1170. - Summon Ao Bai.
- Make him kneel before KwanCopy !req
1171. - and take an oath.
- Make him kneel.Copy !req
1172. - He'll agree to it.
- He'll agree to it.Copy !req
1173. When he kneels,Copy !req
1174. we'll take the chance to attack him!Copy !req
1175. Attack him!Copy !req
1176. - No!
- No!Copy !req
1177. - Close call.
- Close call.Copy !req
1178. I approve! Kill him at noon tomorrow.Copy !req
1179. - Thank you, Your Majesty.
- Thank you, Your Majesty.Copy !req
1180. Why are you in such pain?Copy !req
1181. The Emperor beat me and squashed my gems.Copy !req
1182. You endured it till now?Copy !req
1183. How staunch and determined!Copy !req
1184. My utmost admiration for youCopy !req
1185. is endless like a river...Copy !req
1186. Undying like a surging flood.Copy !req
1187. - I think...
- I think...Copy !req
1188. - We should become sworn brothers.
- We should become sworn brothers.Copy !req
1189. - Good brothers.
- My good brother.Copy !req
1190. I'll get roast pork and a chicken.Copy !req
1191. Better get a whore.Copy !req
1192. Minister Ao Bai is here!Copy !req
1193. The Emperor awaits you.Copy !req
1194. Your Majesty.Copy !req
1195. What can I do for you, Your Majesty?Copy !req
1196. Please be seated.Copy !req
1197. We have disputes on the Russian border.Copy !req
1198. They sent me a map recently.Copy !req
1199. They would like to set a new border.Copy !req
1200. I'd like your opinion.Copy !req
1201. Let me see the map.Copy !req
1202. Please wait.Copy !req
1203. Serve the wine.Copy !req
1204. Minister Ao.Copy !req
1205. Here's the map from Russia.Copy !req
1206. Please take a look.Copy !req
1207. The Russian border
is rich with natural resources.Copy !req
1208. It's an invaluable asset.Copy !req
1209. I don't think the Emperor summoned me
to discuss this matter.Copy !req
1210. How dare you talk to me like this!Copy !req
1211. You're in grave danger now.Copy !req
1212. Your drink was laced with poison.Copy !req
1213. I can force it out with my inner Qi.Copy !req
1214. You try it.Copy !req
1215. Help! I need the antidote!Copy !req
1216. Activate the trap!Copy !req
1217. Damn!Copy !req
1218. At least he's strapped down!Copy !req
1219. Help me, Your Majesty!Copy !req
1220. I'll die if you want me.Copy !req
1221. But the way you treated me,Copy !req
1222. I won't resign to this.Copy !req
1223. I know you're invincible,Copy !req
1224. so I wanted to test you.Copy !req
1225. Instead, you reacted defiantly.Copy !req
1226. Test me?Copy !req
1227. Of course.Copy !req
1228. If you claim your allegiance,Copy !req
1229. get down and pledge your loyalty to meCopy !req
1230. before Kwan.Copy !req
1231. Fine!Copy !req
1232. Ao Bai will remain loyal till death.Copy !req
1233. Otherwise, I will be struck by lightning.Copy !req
1234. Kwan has come to life!Copy !req
1235. He's snoring. Do you hear it?Copy !req
1236. - Attack!
- Attack!Copy !req
1237. The Invincible Golden Bell?Copy !req
1238. Protect me!Copy !req
1239. Protect the Emperor!Copy !req
1240. He's not taking any damage.Copy !req
1241. The Invincible Golden BellCopy !req
1242. cannot be penetrated.Copy !req
1243. That makes him invincible!Copy !req
1244. Attack his genitals, poke his eyes.Copy !req
1245. I thought you have gone mad!Copy !req
1246. Chun.Copy !req
1247. Don't mind me, kill him first!Copy !req
1248. Here he comes!Copy !req
1249. Go to hell!Copy !req
1250. The ultimate stage of shrinking the penis.Copy !req
1251. Soft Debone Palm.Copy !req
1252. Protect me!Copy !req
1253. Sorry I'm late, Your Majesty!Copy !req
1254. Quit talking.Copy !req
1255. I've been protecting you.Copy !req
1256. Soft Debone Palm.Copy !req
1257. Penis!Copy !req
1258. Protect me!Copy !req
1259. Protect me!Copy !req
1260. Save His Majesty!Copy !req
1261. Penis!Copy !req
1262. Wait for me!Copy !req
1263. No! You can't kill me!Copy !req
1264. I must tell you the truth now.Copy !req
1265. I'm your son!Copy !req
1266. Dad... The Dragon Hand!Copy !req
1267. Help! Ao Bai has rebelled!Copy !req
1268. Guards! Where's everyone?Copy !req
1269. Help!Copy !req
1270. Fire! Put out the fire!Copy !req
1271. Empress Dowager!Copy !req
1272. Empress Dowager, help!Copy !req
1273. How dare you!Copy !req
1274. You dare to come to me?Copy !req
1275. Please listen, Ao Bai has rebelled.Copy !req
1276. He killed the Emperor
and he is looking for you.Copy !req
1277. He said he'll rape you and kill you.Copy !req
1278. What?Copy !req
1279. Never mind me, please run!Copy !req
1280. Silk!Copy !req
1281. Protect me!Copy !req
1282. Protect me!Copy !req
1283. Mother!Copy !req
1284. Wai Siu Bo!Copy !req
1285. - Are you all right?
- Your Majesty.Copy !req
1286. After a long battle,Copy !req
1287. I've captured Ao Bai
and saved Empress Dowager.Copy !req
1288. I can die in peace now.Copy !req
1289. Are you hurt?Copy !req
1290. I sustained internal injuries.Copy !req
1291. If you give me millions
of taels of silver,Copy !req
1292. I should be all right.Copy !req
1293. Lock Ao Bai away.Copy !req
1294. - Yes!
- Mother!Copy !req
1295. - Mother!
- Hey.Copy !req
1296. It's my fault that you were frightened.Copy !req
1297. Luckily for Wai Siu Bo.Copy !req
1298. Or else Ao Bai would have killed me.Copy !req
1299. I'm flattered.Copy !req
1300. You've earned your merit again.Copy !req
1301. It's a shame he's a eunuch
but he can't be an official.Copy !req
1302. Actually, Wai Siu Bo is not a eunuch.Copy !req
1303. I arranged for him to watch over Hai.Copy !req
1304. He's a man.Copy !req
1305. I didn't mean to deceive you,Copy !req
1306. but I was on a secret mission.Copy !req
1307. I beg for your forgiveness.Copy !req
1308. Then he can be a minister?Copy !req
1309. - Wai Siu Bo.
- Yes!Copy !req
1310. I appoint you asCopy !req
1311. Secretary of the Grand Council.Copy !req
1312. You must confiscate Ao Bai's assets.Copy !req
1313. Duo Long, you will assist him.Copy !req
1314. - Thank you, Your Majesty.
- Yes, Your Majesty.Copy !req
1315. Worrying about the countryCopy !req
1316. My heart bleedsCopy !req
1317. You need not cry at the bad singing.Copy !req
1318. Idiot! I cry because I'm sad.Copy !req
1319. I didn't expect Ao BaiCopy !req
1320. had seized so much from the people.Copy !req
1321. I cry for the country and the people.Copy !req
1322. How noble, sir!Copy !req
1323. Minister Duo.Copy !req
1324. Sir, the initial estimation.Copy !req
1325. Ao Bai is worth 380,000 taels of gold.Copy !req
1326. He embezzled so much!Copy !req
1327. I detest embezzlement.Copy !req
1328. This must be reportedCopy !req
1329. and the embezzler must be executed.Copy !req
1330. Sir, my mistake!Copy !req
1331. It should 3.8 million taels.Copy !req
1332. Hatred deep as the sea, never forgottenCopy !req
1333. I must report to the EmperorCopy !req
1334. and convince him to revive the penalty
of the Ming Dynasty.Copy !req
1335. Do you know what that is?Copy !req
1336. What is it?Copy !req
1337. First, bury someone in the sand
up to the neck.Copy !req
1338. Slit open the skull.Copy !req
1339. Open the woundCopy !req
1340. and pour mercury into it.Copy !req
1341. It will become unbearably itchy.Copy !req
1342. Meaning?Copy !req
1343. You'll try to wrestle free.Copy !req
1344. You'll jump up from the open wound,Copy !req
1345. leaving the skin behind!Copy !req
1346. Don't know when that will happen.Copy !req
1347. Are you itchy now?Copy !req
1348. Very itchy, sir!Copy !req
1349. I've checked Ao Bai's assets.Copy !req
1350. It should be 13.8 million taels.Copy !req
1351. And many more that were not recorded.Copy !req
1352. I suggest you take it homeCopy !req
1353. and submit the amount
after you've counted it.Copy !req
1354. Very well.Copy !req
1355. Who are all these women?Copy !req
1356. They are Ao Bai's wives.Copy !req
1357. So young! Must be coerced by him.Copy !req
1358. Poor child.Copy !req
1359. You can tell she's tired.Copy !req
1360. Let me sleep with her for a few nights.Copy !req
1361. Ao Bai is relentless.Copy !req
1362. Look how she was beaten up.Copy !req
1363. Let her recuperate at my house.Copy !req
1364. Lion King?Copy !req
1365. Ao Bai conspired with foreigners.Copy !req
1366. This woman must be a spy.Copy !req
1367. Let me interrogate her at home.Copy !req
1368. Even a black woman?Copy !req
1369. Send her to my house.Copy !req
1370. - You want her too?
- Turn off the lights and they're the same.Copy !req
1371. Ao Bai is such a bastard.Copy !req
1372. Even old women fall victim to him.Copy !req
1373. She's not one of his wives.Copy !req
1374. This is his mother.Copy !req
1375. You want her too?Copy !req
1376. I'll send her to your house.Copy !req
1377. What for?Copy !req
1378. The aged is like a treasure.Copy !req
1379. I've sent you a treasure,
you should buy me a meal.Copy !req
1380. Very well.Copy !req
1381. Very well your foot.Copy !req
1382. Sir!Copy !req
1383. We found a gun in the safeCopy !req
1384. and a silk armor.Copy !req
1385. An armor that is impenetrable.Copy !req
1386. A gun that can penetrate anything.Copy !req
1387. If I fire the gun at the armor,Copy !req
1388. what do you think will happen?Copy !req
1389. Very simple.Copy !req
1390. Let a fearless man wear the armor.Copy !req
1391. Shoot him and you'll know the answer.Copy !req
1392. That's right.Copy !req
1393. Aim carefully, sir!Copy !req
1394. Sir, we found a copy
of the Sutra of 42 ChaptersCopy !req
1395. behind a trap door.Copy !req
1396. SUTRA OF 42 CHAPTERSCopy !req
1397. This is not the Sutra of 42 Chapters.Copy !req
1398. It's a Buddhist prayer book.Copy !req
1399. Yes, sir.Copy !req
1400. I'll give this to my mother.Copy !req
1401. Did it hit him?Copy !req
1402. Yes, sir.Copy !req
1403. You shot Minister Duo.Copy !req
1404. So the silk armor was useless.Copy !req
1405. Bury him properly.Copy !req
1406. Yes, sir.Copy !req
1407. Don't touch anything in his house.Copy !req
1408. - I'll confiscate his assets in a few days.
- Yes, sir.Copy !req
1409. Wai Siu Bo!Copy !req
1410. - Sir...
- I'll have a word with my sister.Copy !req
1411. - Make way!
- Clear out, everyone.Copy !req
1412. Are you really a minister now?Copy !req
1413. Yes, and I have embezzled millions
of taels of gold.Copy !req
1414. Now, I have to run away.Copy !req
1415. I came back for you.Copy !req
1416. Sister!Copy !req
1417. She's not dead. Someone revive her!Copy !req
1418. Wai Siu Bo.Copy !req
1419. I don't recognize you from up close.
Who are you?Copy !req
1420. Master, it's you!Copy !req
1421. I know about what happened in the palace.Copy !req
1422. I don't quite understand.Copy !req
1423. Have you been poisoned? You look sick.Copy !req
1424. Yes, from the Soft Debone Palm.Copy !req
1425. Master, I've been through an ordeal.Copy !req
1426. Please save me.Copy !req
1427. What was that?Copy !req
1428. You're cured.Copy !req
1429. I knew you can do it. Thanks!Copy !req
1430. Come with me. I must talk to you.Copy !req
1431. As leader of Tian Di Hui,Copy !req
1432. I proclaim you the head
of Greenwood Branch.Copy !req
1433. Congratulations!Copy !req
1434. The head of Greenwood Branch?Copy !req
1435. Here's the token of the Branch.Copy !req
1436. Although Ao Bai has been capturedCopy !req
1437. and locked in prison,Copy !req
1438. we've received newsCopy !req
1439. that his friends and seven lamasCopy !req
1440. are planning his rescue.Copy !req
1441. I want Wai Siu Bo to preempt them.Copy !req
1442. Execute Ao BaiCopy !req
1443. and expel the Manchus' Emperor.Copy !req
1444. Kill them! Yes, every single one of them.Copy !req
1445. But this is more than what I can manage.Copy !req
1446. You bastard! You have seized a fortune.Copy !req
1447. You now have money and women.Copy !req
1448. You must contribute!Copy !req
1449. I'm barely making a living.Copy !req
1450. But definitely no women.Copy !req
1451. Come out!Copy !req
1452. Who?Copy !req
1453. We're pleased to make your acquaintance.Copy !req
1454. They are Siamese twins.Copy !req
1455. They were conjoined at birth.Copy !req
1456. Fortunately, our divine doctorCopy !req
1457. managed to separate them.Copy !req
1458. But they talk, act,Copy !req
1459. eat, sleep together.Copy !req
1460. Even when they fight,Copy !req
1461. they fight better than two normal people.Copy !req
1462. I'm assigning them
as your personal guards.Copy !req
1463. They will help you finish off Ao Bai
and the Qing Emperor.Copy !req
1464. Let's have a word over there.Copy !req
1465. You're sending them to spy on me.Copy !req
1466. I give you half of my share.Copy !req
1467. Don't make me go back to the palace.Copy !req
1468. How about 60 percent?Copy !req
1469. You want 70?Copy !req
1470. You're too greedy!Copy !req
1471. Eighty? You're ruthless.Copy !req
1472. Ninety? I'd rather go back.Copy !req
1473. You said it, I didn't say a word.Copy !req
1474. Summon our menCopy !req
1475. to the city gate at 11 tomorrow night.Copy !req
1476. Wai Siu Bo will signal us with fireworks.Copy !req
1477. We'll break into the Imperial CityCopy !req
1478. and we'll kill Ao Bai
and the Qing Emperor.Copy !req
1479. Behead him!Copy !req
1480. This is bad.Copy !req
1481. I promised not to leave so untie me.Copy !req
1482. I'm back in the palace.Copy !req
1483. You still don't believe me?Copy !req
1484. Behave yourself!Copy !req
1485. If you promise not to run away,Copy !req
1486. we'll set you free.Copy !req
1487. My nickname isCopy !req
1488. Wai Siu Bo the Honorable.Copy !req
1489. It's not a joke.Copy !req
1490. I always keep my word.Copy !req
1491. Very well.Copy !req
1492. You're doing this out of loyalty
for your country.Copy !req
1493. You have to prove something to me.Copy !req
1494. What?Copy !req
1495. Whether you can read each other's mind,Copy !req
1496. one feels the itch,Copy !req
1497. the other feels the pain.Copy !req
1498. Talk is cheap.Copy !req
1499. Let's give it a try.Copy !req
1500. Sit still and don't move.Copy !req
1501. You come with me.Copy !req
1502. Don't move!Copy !req
1503. Stop!Copy !req
1504. Master, please stop!Copy !req
1505. Incredible!Copy !req
1506. Harder... Don't stop!Copy !req
1507. Harder...Copy !req
1508. Don't stop!Copy !req
1509. It's time.Copy !req
1510. Don't stop!Copy !req
1511. This provedCopy !req
1512. that your minds are connectedCopy !req
1513. and my Dragon HandCopy !req
1514. never misses.Copy !req
1515. Master Chen assigned us to you.Copy !req
1516. We belong to you now.Copy !req
1517. If you are courteous,Copy !req
1518. we'll marry you
when we restore the Ming Dynasty.Copy !req
1519. Why didn't you tell me earlier?Copy !req
1520. Now, you sit here and don't you move.Copy !req
1521. I want to do another experiment.Copy !req
1522. Strictly academic.Copy !req
1523. Wai Siu Bo.Copy !req
1524. Who is it?Copy !req
1525. Where are you?Copy !req
1526. The Princess!Copy !req
1527. Hide in there! Hurry!Copy !req
1528. Don't make a sound.Copy !req
1529. Wai Siu Bo.Copy !req
1530. There you are.Copy !req
1531. Where have you been?Copy !req
1532. I was busy.Copy !req
1533. I have tiger penis soup for you
to strengthen your stamina.Copy !req
1534. Really?Copy !req
1535. I'll hold the cup with my hand.Copy !req
1536. Left, right, a bit forward.Copy !req
1537. Yes! Thank you.Copy !req
1538. You're welcome.Copy !req
1539. This house is so big there's an echo.Copy !req
1540. You're being weird.Copy !req
1541. Let it cool first.Copy !req
1542. It's ready now.Copy !req
1543. Let me hold the cup!Copy !req
1544. Why did you pour it on your head?Copy !req
1545. No, I just want to be more hard-headed!Copy !req
1546. Nonsense!Copy !req
1547. Finished! I'll hand you the cup.Copy !req
1548. You're a lord now.Copy !req
1549. You should ask my brother for my hand.Copy !req
1550. Did you forget the other night?Copy !req
1551. We have consummated our relationship.Copy !req
1552. Are you trying to get out of it?Copy !req
1553. I'll tell my brother to behead you.Copy !req
1554. No need for that.Copy !req
1555. No?Copy !req
1556. You have other women!Copy !req
1557. No, don't be silly!Copy !req
1558. I only have eyes for you.Copy !req
1559. What are you doing?Copy !req
1560. Mosquitoes!Copy !req
1561. Mosquitoes?Copy !req
1562. I dare you to fly across my chest.Copy !req
1563. I'll kill you.
I'm going to scare them off.Copy !req
1564. Come on!Copy !req
1565. Go ask my brother for my hand.Copy !req
1566. You're spitting blood.Copy !req
1567. - It's just internal heat.
- Heat?Copy !req
1568. Well, you gave me tiger penis soup.Copy !req
1569. So you're blaming me.Copy !req
1570. Don't say any more.Copy !req
1571. Get me something to reduce the heat.Copy !req
1572. Go! I'll die from loss of blood.Copy !req
1573. Stop! You're killing me.Copy !req
1574. Serves you right!Copy !req
1575. This is where you're hiding the sluts.Copy !req
1576. I'll tell Mom to kill you all.Copy !req
1577. After her!Copy !req
1578. You couldn't possibly fight.Copy !req
1579. Two against one is not a hero's way.Copy !req
1580. Stop arguing!Copy !req
1581. Empress Dowager summons you.Copy !req
1582. Take her to the bed.Copy !req
1583. What's the matter?Copy !req
1584. Sir, the Empress Dowager wants to see you.Copy !req
1585. Again? If it's nothing important...Copy !req
1586. That's Her Highness' order.Copy !req
1587. Don't blame us if you refuse.Copy !req
1588. Wait.Copy !req
1589. What?Copy !req
1590. Those bitches are quite tough.Copy !req
1591. Let's not take the risk!Copy !req
1592. What shall we do?Copy !req
1593. I'll go with them. I'll be right back.Copy !req
1594. Please be careful.Copy !req
1595. Watch over her.Copy !req
1596. Your Highness.Copy !req
1597. Empress Dowager.Copy !req
1598. Congratulations!Copy !req
1599. You have benefited from Ao Bai's assets.Copy !req
1600. I am loyal to my country
and I will not embezzle money.Copy !req
1601. If I had touched any of Ao Bai's money,Copy !req
1602. may Ao Bai strangle me.Copy !req
1603. If I hadn't interfered that day,Copy !req
1604. he would have killed you.Copy !req
1605. The Empress Dowager is invincible.Copy !req
1606. I am grateful.Copy !req
1607. Ao Bai's Sutra of 42 ChaptersCopy !req
1608. is now in your hands.Copy !req
1609. What is the Sutra of 42 Chapters?Copy !req
1610. Don't play dumb with me.Copy !req
1611. First, you collaborated with Hai Da FuCopy !req
1612. and you stole the Red Banner Book from me.Copy !req
1613. Then the Emperor gave you his copyCopy !req
1614. of the White Banner Book.Copy !req
1615. Among Ao Bai's assets,Copy !req
1616. his Blue Banner copy is missing,Copy !req
1617. which means you took it.Copy !req
1618. Except for Wu San Gui's copyCopy !req
1619. of the Yellow Banner Book,Copy !req
1620. you already have three out of four copies
of Sutra of 42 ChaptersCopy !req
1621. You already know about the treasure.Copy !req
1622. That's so complicated.
Can you repeat that?Copy !req
1623. What are you doing?Copy !req
1624. The words tattooed on your feetCopy !req
1625. proves that you're from Tian Di Hui.Copy !req
1626. Please don't be upset.Copy !req
1627. I admit I'm from Tian Di Hui.Copy !req
1628. But you're from the Dragon Sect.Copy !req
1629. We should leave each other alone.Copy !req
1630. Exposing my identityCopy !req
1631. will force me to disclose your identity.Copy !req
1632. Who can you tell?Copy !req
1633. If I kill you,
will you tell the Emperor in his dream?Copy !req
1634. I don't think so.Copy !req
1635. You could have killed me a long time ago.Copy !req
1636. Don't you want to know
where the three books are?Copy !req
1637. Serve us tea!Copy !req
1638. I've been tailing you.Copy !req
1639. You took the books to Li Chun BrothelCopy !req
1640. and ran into Chen Jin Nan on your way out.Copy !req
1641. I conveniently took them back.Copy !req
1642. Really? That's good!Copy !req
1643. Is that all?Copy !req
1644. I shall take my leave now.Copy !req
1645. I have read the Sutra of 42 Chapters.Copy !req
1646. I went through your copy
and the Emperor's copy many times.Copy !req
1647. But I still can't find the secret.Copy !req
1648. If you tell me, I may let you live.Copy !req
1649. Why don't you just kill me?Copy !req
1650. Don't forget.Copy !req
1651. I'm still a lord.Copy !req
1652. Everyone knows I came here.Copy !req
1653. Including Princess Jian Ning.Copy !req
1654. You think you can get away
with killing me?Copy !req
1655. You think I'll believe you?Copy !req
1656. Take your chance then.Copy !req
1657. Today is a fast day for Dragon Sect.Copy !req
1658. We cannot kill.Copy !req
1659. You should have told me earlier.
I was so worried.Copy !req
1660. But someone else would love to kill you.Copy !req
1661. Tell me about the secret!Copy !req
1662. I really don't know.Copy !req
1663. No? You want a chat with him?Copy !req
1664. No thanks, he's not my friend.Copy !req
1665. It's never too late to get acquainted.Copy !req
1666. Please spare me!Copy !req
1667. You bastard! I'll kill you!Copy !req
1668. I will kill you!Copy !req
1669. Try it.Copy !req
1670. I'm waiting for you to kill me.Copy !req
1671. How dare you raise your voice?Copy !req
1672. You think I'm scared
of your shrunken penis?Copy !req
1673. Go ahead and shrink it up to your throatCopy !req
1674. and spit it out.Copy !req
1675. You low life slime ball, go eat shit!Copy !req
1676. I'll feed you with shit.Copy !req
1677. Your father is a gigolo,
your mother has venereal disease.Copy !req
1678. You were a peeping Tom at three.Copy !req
1679. At four, you forced others
to watch you bath.Copy !req
1680. Aged five, you...Copy !req
1681. Master is still not back.
Do you think he's okay?Copy !req
1682. Help!Copy !req
1683. Mother!Copy !req
1684. Mother!Copy !req
1685. Please forgive my minor mistake.Copy !req
1686. I was just kidding.Copy !req
1687. At 70, you had circumcision.Copy !req
1688. At 71, you tricked little girlsCopy !req
1689. and sexually harassed them.Copy !req
1690. At 72, you paid people to screw youCopy !req
1691. and gave 1,000 taels of silver as a bonus.Copy !req
1692. Have you said enough?Copy !req
1693. No.Copy !req
1694. I was too easy on you during the 40s.Copy !req
1695. I'll start again from there.Copy !req
1696. You're wasting my energy.Copy !req
1697. We came from Potala Palace to save you.Copy !req
1698. Are you all right?Copy !req
1699. - Who is this?
- Please don't kill me.Copy !req
1700. He's currently the Emperor's confidant.Copy !req
1701. Take him along as hostage!Copy !req
1702. - Yes!
- Move!Copy !req
1703. Wait!Copy !req
1704. Up ahead is the guard post.Copy !req
1705. They have some kung fu experts.Copy !req
1706. Just the seven of you cannot break out.Copy !req
1707. What are you suggesting?Copy !req
1708. Stand guard for meCopy !req
1709. so I can expel these Dragon pricks.Copy !req
1710. Once I regain my vitality,Copy !req
1711. I'm invincible within the Forbidden City.Copy !req
1712. All right, we'll guard you.Copy !req
1713. Tian Di Hui.Copy !req
1714. Master!Copy !req
1715. Wai Siu Bo! Ao Bai?Copy !req
1716. Don't let him expel the Dragon pricksCopy !req
1717. or else we can't defeat him.Copy !req
1718. Kill Ao Bai first then the Emperor.Copy !req
1719. Master, just tell me what to do.Copy !req
1720. Stay on the cymbal, don't worry about me!Copy !req
1721. Master!Copy !req
1722. Damn!Copy !req
1723. Ao Bai is impenetrable
and can shrink his penis.Copy !req
1724. Shrunken penis?Copy !req
1725. When that happens,Copy !req
1726. stab the pressure point along the spineCopy !req
1727. and it will come back out!Copy !req
1728. Penis!Copy !req
1729. - You're still alive.
- You're still alive.Copy !req
1730. - You're still crazy!
- Yes, I'm still crazy!Copy !req
1731. - Damn!
- Damn!Copy !req
1732. Wai Siu Bo, watch out!Copy !req
1733. Don't destroy my penis!Copy !req
1734. Don't! You're no match for him!Copy !req
1735. Be careful!Copy !req
1736. Master, you killed Ao Bai!Copy !req
1737. You finally killed him.Copy !req
1738. Thanks to your friend.Copy !req
1739. That's right, thanks!Copy !req
1740. He's my good friend.Copy !req
1741. Master, you're wounded.Copy !req
1742. Let's not kill the Emperor now.Copy !req
1743. Now that we've killed Ao Bai,Copy !req
1744. we've avenged our brothers.Copy !req
1745. Go look after your friend.Copy !req
1746. Master, let me handle the rest.Copy !req
1747. - Wai Siu Bo, be very careful.
- You too.Copy !req
1748. Eunuch Hai!Copy !req
1749. Chun?Copy !req
1750. You're all right now?Copy !req
1751. My veins are shattered.Copy !req
1752. I cannot kill you anymore.Copy !req
1753. It's all my fault.Copy !req
1754. Forget it.Copy !req
1755. Unfortunately...Copy !req
1756. I can't cure your Soft Debone Palm.Copy !req
1757. My master has cured me.Copy !req
1758. Do you know the Empress Dowager's secret?Copy !req
1759. I know! She's...Copy !req
1760. The Divine Lady of the Dragon Sect.Copy !req
1761. The Divine Lady?Copy !req
1762. Chun, don't worry!Copy !req
1763. Unless I'm dead, she can't harm you!Copy !req
1764. Really?Copy !req
1765. Go now! He can kill you with one blow!Copy !req
1766. No! Hai...Copy !req
1767. You better go!Copy !req
1768. If he turns into a ghost,
you'll die faster.Copy !req
1769. Wai Siu Bo, you're lucky.Copy !req
1770. You came out of Ao Bai's cell alive!Copy !req
1771. You can't! You're fasting!Copy !req
1772. It's past 12 o'clock.Copy !req
1773. If you don't tell me the secret
of the Sutra of 42 Chapters,Copy !req
1774. I'll send you to see Ao Bai and Hai Da Fu.Copy !req
1775. Your Majesty, it's good to see you!Copy !req
1776. Mother!Copy !req
1777. Wai Siu Bo wants to kill me.Copy !req
1778. Mother, why are you here?Copy !req
1779. Your Majesty.Copy !req
1780. Wai Siu Bo and Hai are from Tian Di Hui.Copy !req
1781. They kidnapped me.Copy !req
1782. We ran into Ao Bai and his thugs.Copy !req
1783. They fought and killed each other.Copy !req
1784. Wai Siu Bo wanted to silence me for good!Copy !req
1785. What?Copy !req
1786. Your Majesty, I'll cut to the chase.Copy !req
1787. This Empress is an imposter.Copy !req
1788. She is the Divine Lady of the Dragon Sect.Copy !req
1789. Really!Copy !req
1790. - Imperial Guards, standby!
- Yes!Copy !req
1791. All members of Tian Di HuiCopy !req
1792. have words tattooed on their feet.Copy !req
1793. Tell him to take off his socks
to see for yourself.Copy !req
1794. Wai Siu Bo.Copy !req
1795. That's not true, Your Majesty!Copy !req
1796. Guards, take off his shoes and socks.Copy !req
1797. Your Majesty!Copy !req
1798. Wait?Copy !req
1799. Qing Ming?Copy !req
1800. The other foot has the words
"overthrow" and "restore."Copy !req
1801. Reading them together makes itCopy !req
1802. "overthrow Qing and restore Ming."Copy !req
1803. Show me the other foot.Copy !req
1804. Please don't.Copy !req
1805. Chong Yang?Copy !req
1806. Though I have never been to school,Copy !req
1807. I know about being filial.Copy !req
1808. Qing Ming and Chong Yang are important.Copy !req
1809. So I tattooed them on my feetCopy !req
1810. to remind myself to worship my ancestors.Copy !req
1811. Mother.Copy !req
1812. I already told you she's an imposter.Copy !req
1813. She's in disguise.Copy !req
1814. - You still won't believe me?
- No!Copy !req
1815. Of course not!Copy !req
1816. Mother, Jian Ning.Copy !req
1817. Another one?Copy !req
1818. Don't believe her!Copy !req
1819. This is the real Empress Dowager.Copy !req
1820. Your Majesty, she's an imposter!Copy !req
1821. It's been six months since
she kept me in the palaceCopy !req
1822. and posed as me.Copy !req
1823. We have enough evidence, Your Majesty.Copy !req
1824. Shoot!Copy !req
1825. Wai Siu Bo, I'll make you pay.Copy !req
1826. But I didn't give that order.
You should...Copy !req
1827. It's my fault
that you have suffered, Mother.Copy !req
1828. Long live the Empress Dowager.Copy !req
1829. Luckily Jian Ning
and these eunuchs saved me.Copy !req
1830. Wai Siu Bo told me where you were.Copy !req
1831. Wai Siu Bo?Copy !req
1832. Mother, he's my confidant.Copy !req
1833. Wai Siu Bo, you earned another great meritCopy !req
1834. for killing Ao Bai
and exposing the imposter.Copy !req
1835. I name you Duke of Deer Tripod.Copy !req
1836. Thank you, Your Majesty.Copy !req
1837. Wai Siu Bo, I'll be back.Copy !req
1838. Next time you see me,Copy !req
1839. you won't recognize me.Copy !req