1. In the early Qing Dynasty,
when Emperor Kang Xi was still young,Copy !req
2. four ministers were assigned to help him.Copy !req
3. Ao Bai was the most ferocious.Copy !req
4. He coerced the EmperorCopy !req
5. and massacred Han Chinese
via literary inquisition.Copy !req
6. Officers and peasants alike hated him,Copy !req
7. especially Tian Di Hui's leader,
Chen Jin Nan,Copy !req
8. who always wanted him dead.Copy !req
9. MANCHURIA'S BRAVEST SOLDIERCopy !req
10. I sense danger!Copy !req
11. Sir, there are rebels from Tian Di Hui!Copy !req
12. Flag bearers!Copy !req
13. Sir, you are invincible.Copy !req
14. They were full of themselves.Copy !req
15. Order the arrest of Chen at once.Copy !req
16. Yes, sir!Copy !req
17. MERIT OF THE EMPEROR
SHOULD BE EVERYWHERE LIKE THE WINDCopy !req
18. Your Majesty, your servant is here.Copy !req
19. Rise!Copy !req
20. Yes.Copy !req
21. What's the status with the Seven Banners?Copy !req
22. The banner leaders want the Emperor
to knowCopy !req
23. that they will be
at Li Chun Brothel on time.Copy !req
24. What is your opinion on the matter?Copy !req
25. Ao Bai is backing the White BannerCopy !req
26. in bullying the other Banners.Copy !req
27. There has been widespread resentment.Copy !req
28. But Ao Bai has numerous henchmen.Copy !req
29. So they dared not take action,Copy !req
30. now that the Emperor has consentedCopy !req
31. to a secret meeting outside the PalaceCopy !req
32. to plot against Ao Bai.Copy !req
33. The banner leaders are greatly indebted.Copy !req
34. This is a crucial matter.Copy !req
35. The fact that I'm going incognitoCopy !req
36. to meet with themCopy !req
37. at a red-light districtCopy !req
38. is not an honorable thing to do.Copy !req
39. Remember.Copy !req
40. Other than you and the banner leaders,Copy !req
41. execute anyone who knows about this.Copy !req
42. I am a grown-up now.Copy !req
43. I will not be led by the nose again!Copy !req
44. Wise decision, Your Majesty!Copy !req
45. LI CHUN BROTHELCopy !req
46. The girls are pretty.Copy !req
47. LI CHUN BROTHELCopy !req
48. Girls! Meet the customers!Copy !req
49. Go away! Don't disturb me!Copy !req
50. Ladies and gentlemen,Copy !req
51. thanks for gathering around.Copy !req
52. Stand up straight and listen to me.Copy !req
53. I'm very honored.Copy !req
54. Today's story is aboutCopy !req
55. Tian Di Hui's leader Chen Jin Nan.Copy !req
56. As they say, if you haven't met him,Copy !req
57. you're not a hero!Copy !req
58. He's eight feet tall.Copy !req
59. His waist is also eight feet.Copy !req
60. His body shape is square?Copy !req
61. So what?Copy !req
62. There are all kinds of people.Copy !req
63. Even those with octagon bodies!Copy !req
64. His most famous kung fu techniqueCopy !req
65. is feared by all gods,Copy !req
66. the Thunder Flashing Palm.Copy !req
67. When he strikes, anything within 100 milesCopy !req
68. turns into ashes.Copy !req
69. You're lying.Copy !req
70. No one knows his whereabouts.Copy !req
71. But I've met him once by chanceCopy !req
72. and saw half of his face!Copy !req
73. You either saw him or you didn't.Copy !req
74. - What do you mean, half of his face?
- Yes.Copy !req
75. Because half of it was covered up,
you idiot!Copy !req
76. Idiot.Copy !req
77. Haven't you heard of covering half
of the face with a pipa?Copy !req
78. Have you gone to school?Copy !req
79. What's so funny?Copy !req
80. Although I saw only half of his face,Copy !req
81. I still fell under his charm.Copy !req
82. We became sworn brothers.Copy !req
83. Shut up!Copy !req
84. This idiot keeps telling stories.Copy !req
85. Everyone forgot about whoring.Copy !req
86. They're here of their own accord.Copy !req
87. Besides, whoring is bad for your health.Copy !req
88. It's a good thing!Copy !req
89. How dare you say that?Copy !req
90. Your sister is also a whore!Copy !req
91. She'll eat shit if there's no customer.Copy !req
92. Shit is good for you!Copy !req
93. What? I'll teach you a lesson.Copy !req
94. Thanks, blind man.Copy !req
95. What's making you upset?Copy !req
96. Sorry, sir. I beg your pardon!Copy !req
97. Get down, you rotten kid!Copy !req
98. Only if you apologize!Copy !req
99. You want another beating?Copy !req
100. Help! Shrunken penis!Copy !req
101. Someone, please help!Copy !req
102. A shrunken penis!Copy !req
103. Go get my sister!Copy !req
104. Who is she?Copy !req
105. Sex doctor of Beijing, Wei Chun Hua.Copy !req
106. Excuse me.Copy !req
107. This place is a mess.Copy !req
108. We should leave as soon as possible.Copy !req
109. The banner leaders are waiting.Copy !req
110. Okay.Copy !req
111. It's him!Copy !req
112. Let me take a look.Copy !req
113. Where are you?Copy !req
114. Is he dead?Copy !req
115. Take him away and don't make a mess.Copy !req
116. Where is the victim?Copy !req
117. It's Fat Jing. I don't know if he's dead!Copy !req
118. That's simple! Hold him!Copy !req
119. What are you doing?Copy !req
120. Based on my experience,Copy !req
121. to solve his problem,Copy !req
122. stab him on a pressure point
along the spine.Copy !req
123. It will come back out.Copy !req
124. Lift his ass!Copy !req
125. Close call!Copy !req
126. Nothing to see here! Go away!Copy !req
127. - Move!
- Move!Copy !req
128. Stand aside!Copy !req
129. What's the matter?Copy !req
130. Nobody moves!Copy !req
131. We're here to arrest Chen Jin Nan!Copy !req
132. Search for him!Copy !req
133. Yes!Copy !req
134. Your Majesty!Copy !req
135. What's going on?Copy !req
136. Ao Bai's henchmen are here.Copy !req
137. Are they looking for me?Copy !req
138. I don't think so.Copy !req
139. What's going on?Copy !req
140. Who knows where is Chen?Copy !req
141. This is him!Copy !req
142. I was just telling a story!Copy !req
143. Take him in for questioning!Copy !req
144. Leave him alone!Copy !req
145. Here I am!Copy !req
146. Chen Jin Nan!Copy !req
147. Zhou, get away if you can.Copy !req
148. Sir, these running dogsCopy !req
149. won't make us run.Copy !req
150. Are you seeing this? How amazing!Copy !req
151. Shut up!Copy !req
152. Let the kid go!Copy !req
153. Follow me!Copy !req
154. Go to hell!Copy !req
155. Damn!Copy !req
156. Don't worry, I'll save you.Copy !req
157. Follow me!Copy !req
158. Crawl in!Copy !req
159. What is that?Copy !req
160. It's a dog hole.Copy !req
161. Chen Jin Nan crawling
in a dog hole? Never!Copy !req
162. They saw us leave.Copy !req
163. They won't expect us to get back in.Copy !req
164. One must be clever to stay alive!Copy !req
165. Hurry!Copy !req
166. How is the leader of Greenwood Branch?Copy !req
167. He's dead.Copy !req
168. Let me clean your eyes first.Copy !req
169. No! Water will heat up the lime powder.Copy !req
170. It will burn my eyes!Copy !req
171. What should I use then?Copy !req
172. Use vegetable oil.Copy !req
173. I'll get it from the kitchen.Copy !req
174. Sir.Copy !req
175. What's the matter?Copy !req
176. I'm Hai Da Fu,
head eunuch of the Imperial Palace.Copy !req
177. Nice to meet you, Eunuch Hai.Copy !req
178. Here's a decree from the Emperor.Copy !req
179. Withdraw your troops right away.Copy !req
180. Yes, sir!Copy !req
181. We'll deal with Ao Bai together!Copy !req
182. Yes!Copy !req
183. Hai.Copy !req
184. - Your Majesty.
- How's the situation?Copy !req
185. The troops are gone.Copy !req
186. The Emperor can return to the Palace.Copy !req
187. Very well.Copy !req
188. We must pull out at once!Copy !req
189. All right.Copy !req
190. Dismissed!Copy !req
191. Hey.Copy !req
192. The troops outside are gone!Copy !req
193. I must go now.Copy !req
194. You must take him with you.Copy !req
195. Everyone saw him rescuing you.Copy !req
196. We don't want trouble with the soldiers.Copy !req
197. Master Chen, I admire you.Copy !req
198. Can I be your pupil?Copy !req
199. You?Copy !req
200. You should thank him for saving you.Copy !req
201. Right?Copy !req
202. I have to send him away anyway.Copy !req
203. So he won't implicate us. Right?Copy !req
204. Joining Tian Di Hui is dangerous.Copy !req
205. What if you regret it?Copy !req
206. How about this?Copy !req
207. Let me learn your kung fu,
and I have nothing to be scared of.Copy !req
208. What's your name?Copy !req
209. Wai Siu Bo.Copy !req
210. All right, I'll make you my pupil.Copy !req
211. Come with me to the headquarters.Copy !req
212. Thank you!Copy !req
213. THE SKY IS OUR FATHER
THE LAND IS OUR MOTHERCopy !req
214. STANDING TALL ON MOUNTAINSCopy !req
215. OUR NAME IS WIDESPREAD LIKE THE SEACopy !req
216. Once you've sworn your allegiance,Copy !req
217. you're a member of Tian Di Hui.Copy !req
218. I'll put you in Greenwood Branch.Copy !req
219. There are 10 commandments and 20 rules,Copy !req
220. 30 major disciplines and 80 minor ones.Copy !req
221. Breaking any of them,Copy !req
222. even if you're my pupil,Copy !req
223. will result to your death
by getting stabbed 81 times.Copy !req
224. No need! I'll be dead with one blow.Copy !req
225. Don't talk nonsense! Get up!Copy !req
226. Zhou was killed by Ao Bai's thugs.Copy !req
227. I will carry out his last will.Copy !req
228. Kill Ao Bai.Copy !req
229. Drive out the Manchu EmperorCopy !req
230. and all his running dogs.Copy !req
231. Restore the Ming Dynasty.Copy !req
232. - Overthrow Qing and restore Ming!
- Overthrow Qing and restore Ming!Copy !req
233. - Overthrow Qing and restore Ming!
- Overthrow Qing and restore Ming!Copy !req
234. We have a dangerous mission to do.Copy !req
235. I'm looking for volunteers.Copy !req
236. - What is it?
- What is it?Copy !req
237. The Imperial Palace has 4 copies
of Sutra of 42 Chapters.Copy !req
238. They contain informationCopy !req
239. on a secret Manchurian treasure.Copy !req
240. If we can find this treasure,Copy !req
241. we can retrieve everythingCopy !req
242. the Manchus have taken from us.Copy !req
243. We can also sever their lifeline.Copy !req
244. That will be the end of the Manchu dogs.Copy !req
245. Restoration of Ming Dynasty is imminent.Copy !req
246. I want someone to steal these books.Copy !req
247. It is a difficult missionCopy !req
248. and it is highly dangerous.Copy !req
249. Sit down if you don't want to go.Copy !req
250. - Give me half!
- Over there!Copy !req
251. Wai Siu Bo.Copy !req
252. I'm surprised that a newcomerCopy !req
253. would want to do the mission.Copy !req
254. - Very well! I'll grant your wish.
- Actually...Copy !req
255. The thing is...Copy !req
256. One must not go back on his word.Copy !req
257. Are you aware that if you refuse,Copy !req
258. you'll be breaking the 8th commandment?Copy !req
259. We must cut off your arm and leg.Copy !req
260. What? Tian Di Hui has some odd rules.Copy !req
261. Follow me.Copy !req
262. LOYALTY ABOVE ALLCopy !req
263. Wai Siu Bo, you're smart.Copy !req
264. That's why I'm singling you out.Copy !req
265. People outside will not understand.Copy !req
266. I don't understand.Copy !req
267. Those who are educated and cleverCopy !req
268. have mostly become government officials.Copy !req
269. If we go up against the government,Copy !req
270. we can only use the fools.Copy !req
271. When you deal with them,Copy !req
272. you must not tell them the truth.Copy !req
273. We will deceive them.Copy !req
274. Let them think
they're doing the right thing.Copy !req
275. "Overthrow Qing and restore Ming"
is a cheer.Copy !req
276. Just like "hallelujah."Copy !req
277. The Qing court is oppressive.Copy !req
278. They took our money and women.Copy !req
279. In order to overthrow them...Copy !req
280. We must get back our money and women.Copy !req
281. Who cares if we restore the Ming court?Copy !req
282. I understand it now!Copy !req
283. Please go on!Copy !req
284. If we succeed,Copy !req
285. we'll have money and women.Copy !req
286. Do you still want to go?Copy !req
287. Of course!Copy !req
288. But you said "highly dangerous."Copy !req
289. That's scary!Copy !req
290. I can teach you my kung fu.Copy !req
291. This will take me a month.Copy !req
292. This is just the index.Copy !req
293. Over there are my private manuals.Copy !req
294. It will take a year to read those.Copy !req
295. It took me 3 years to read those
and 30 more years to practiceCopy !req
296. to get to this state.Copy !req
297. Thirty years! How much time do I have?Copy !req
298. One night.Copy !req
299. At least there's still one night.Copy !req
300. No wonder it's highly dangerous.Copy !req
301. It's only highly dangerous
if you read those.Copy !req
302. If you don't, you'll be dead for sure.Copy !req
303. What are you doing?Copy !req
304. You're going undercover.Copy !req
305. You're likely to run into our men.Copy !req
306. I'm giving you a mark.Copy !req
307. A tattoo on your feet that says,Copy !req
308. "Overthrow Qing and restore Ming."Copy !req
309. Not so hard! Stop it.Copy !req
310. QING MINGCopy !req
311. "Qing Ming"?Copy !req
312. Give me your other foot.Copy !req
313. Again! Maybe later.Copy !req
314. I'll do it later myself.Copy !req
315. Don't forget.Copy !req
316. Or else you'll be killed by our own.Copy !req
317. That will be such a shame.Copy !req
318. Tomorrow, you'll apply
to be a janitor in the palace.Copy !req
319. Someone will contact you.Copy !req
320. The signal is to blink one eye.Copy !req
321. How long before it's my turn
in this queue?Copy !req
322. There's no queue over here!Copy !req
323. RECRUITMENT OFFICECopy !req
324. Is this the recruitment unit?Copy !req
325. - Yes, go in.
- Thank you!Copy !req
326. EUNUCH RECRUITMENT OFFICECopy !req
327. What kind of bed is this?Copy !req
328. Why must I be tied up?Copy !req
329. You must be castrated to be a eunuch.Copy !req
330. So we must tie you up for castration.Copy !req
331. Who will become a eunuch?Copy !req
332. You!Copy !req
333. Your mother is a eunuch!Copy !req
334. I'm applying as a janitor.Copy !req
335. We badly need a new eunuch.Copy !req
336. Being castrated has its upsides.Copy !req
337. Stop kidding around!Copy !req
338. Who's kidding around?Copy !req
339. You're serious?Copy !req
340. I'm really here to be a janitor.Copy !req
341. Let me get back in the queue next door.Copy !req
342. Sorry for the intrusion.Copy !req
343. You must be castrated before you leave.Copy !req
344. Just do it! Hold him down!Copy !req
345. - Wait!
- No!Copy !req
346. Do it later.Copy !req
347. Eunuch Hai, that's not right.Copy !req
348. Why not?Copy !req
349. It will take him two months to recover.Copy !req
350. But I need someone right away.Copy !req
351. I'll take him to the palaceCopy !req
352. and castrate him later.Copy !req
353. Well...Copy !req
354. Untie me now!Copy !req
355. Sorry about the misunderstanding.Copy !req
356. You look familiar, blind sir.Copy !req
357. Let's go for a snack some other day.Copy !req
358. - You're running away?
- No...Copy !req
359. Gui, help him change!Copy !req
360. Also, don't use your real name
in the palace.Copy !req
361. From now on, you'll be Chun.Copy !req
362. Can you name me something else?Copy !req
363. The Forbidden City is heavily guarded.Copy !req
364. Security is extremely tight.Copy !req
365. You must not roam around.Copy !req
366. Or you'll be executed.Copy !req
367. Are you scared?Copy !req
368. No.Copy !req
369. Why the piggy-back?Copy !req
370. Sorry, I thought you like it that way.Copy !req
371. Gui, the lights!Copy !req
372. Yes, sir!Copy !req
373. What's the matter?Copy !req
374. This way, sir.Copy !req
375. I like your sunglasses.Copy !req
376. It looks good.Copy !req
377. You know a lot about sunglasses?Copy !req
378. Just a bit.Copy !req
379. For a handsome eunuch like yourselfCopy !req
380. who can even grow a mustacheCopy !req
381. is enough to make people jealous.Copy !req
382. Are you making fun of me?Copy !req
383. No, sir!Copy !req
384. This is a fake mustache.Copy !req
385. Eunuchs lack a lot of things.Copy !req
386. This gives me a bit of pride.Copy !req
387. What are you doing?Copy !req
388. What's in these jars?Copy !req
389. Penis!Copy !req
390. Penis?Copy !req
391. A deer's penis in the first jar.Copy !req
392. A tiger's penis in the second.Copy !req
393. The third one is rhinoceros' penis.Copy !req
394. The fourth must be an elephant's penis.Copy !req
395. No!Copy !req
396. It's a human's penis.Copy !req
397. That one is my very own.Copy !req
398. You have a big piece.Copy !req
399. And I thought I was the only one!Copy !req
400. I swapped the jars this morning.Copy !req
401. That is Hai's. This is actually a turnip.Copy !req
402. Let me see.Copy !req
403. I can't see anything.Copy !req
404. Use this.Copy !req
405. I can see it! How cute.Copy !req
406. That's above standard for a one-year-old.Copy !req
407. Your castrator is above standard.Copy !req
408. Such incredible eye-sight!Copy !req
409. Penises are stored in the Penis Room.Copy !req
410. I put mine here to keep it safe.Copy !req
411. Don't worry, I'll keep an eye for you.Copy !req
412. Oh, no, I need to piss.Copy !req
413. Do you stand or squat?Copy !req
414. What?Copy !req
415. He probably squats.Copy !req
416. Another queue? I can't wait.Copy !req
417. Do you mind if we do it together?Copy !req
418. Bleeding like that while pissing,Copy !req
419. you must be the first.Copy !req
420. What kind of kung fu do you practice?Copy !req
421. Your pigtail is standing up!Copy !req
422. Inside...Copy !req
423. What about it?Copy !req
424. - There are many...
- Corpses?Copy !req
425. How did you know?Copy !req
426. How did you know about my pigtail?Copy !req
427. I can see.Copy !req
428. You're not blind?Copy !req
429. Who said I was blind?Copy !req
430. Nobody.Copy !req
431. If I still had eunuchs around me,Copy !req
432. I would never take you to the palaceCopy !req
433. before castrating you.Copy !req
434. Go with Gui
to the Empress Dowager's bedroom.Copy !req
435. Retrieve something for me.Copy !req
436. Please spare me, sir!Copy !req
437. Whoever went to her bedroomCopy !req
438. were found dead in the garden
the next day.Copy !req
439. Their bodies were frozen.Copy !req
440. Please spare me!Copy !req
441. You should be brave.Copy !req
442. I'm new, so I can't go.Copy !req
443. You've been here long enough.Copy !req
444. You should not make excuses.Copy !req
445. Don't worry.Copy !req
446. I'll persuade him to go alone.Copy !req
447. I'll beat you up if you refuse.Copy !req
448. I need a two days' leave
to nurse my wound.Copy !req
449. I can't go tonight even if I wanted to.Copy !req
450. Gui, you think you can get awayCopy !req
451. from my deadly move?Copy !req
452. I'll take my chances.Copy !req
453. Soft Debone Palm!Copy !req
454. Stop!Copy !req
455. No need to be embarrassed, sir!Copy !req
456. It's incredible enoughCopy !req
457. you hit him from this far.Copy !req
458. Looks like you're better than me.Copy !req
459. What?Copy !req
460. Well?Copy !req
461. That was the Soft Debone Palm?Copy !req
462. So were the two pats on your shoulder.Copy !req
463. Really?Copy !req
464. What are you doing?Copy !req
465. I've been hit, my bones are dissolving.Copy !req
466. I hit you with the Chronic Palm.Copy !req
467. Chronic?Copy !req
468. Look at your left hand.Copy !req
469. If the green line goes beyond your elbow,Copy !req
470. your bones will crumble and you will die.Copy !req
471. But that will take at least a month.Copy !req
472. I did nothing wrong to you.Copy !req
473. Why did you do this to me?Copy !req
474. If you go to the Empress' bedroomCopy !req
475. and help me find something,Copy !req
476. I'll cure you.Copy !req
477. Damn! You hit me again?Copy !req
478. Not these.Copy !req
479. What do you want me to do?Copy !req
480. Get the Sutra of 42 Chapters.Copy !req
481. Get the Sutra of 42 Chapters?Copy !req
482. Cut the small talk and go.Copy !req
483. Don't be afraid.Copy !req
484. Down there is her bedroom.Copy !req
485. She's worshiping the gods right now.Copy !req
486. She won't be back for another two hours
so you have enough time.Copy !req
487. Bring the book to me immediately
after you retrieve it.Copy !req
488. What if she suddenly comes back?Copy !req
489. I'll watch over you.Copy !req
490. - Go!
- How? It's too high!Copy !req
491. I'll give you a hand.Copy !req
492. Don't worry, you'll be fine.Copy !req
493. He's right, I'm fine.Copy !req
494. Just an accident.Copy !req
495. Welcome back, Your Highness.Copy !req
496. So soon?Copy !req
497. Look at that entourage.Copy !req
498. Since the Empress Dowager
is not feeling well,Copy !req
499. allow me to help you undress.Copy !req
500. She looks fierce.Copy !req
501. Let me have her.Copy !req
502. Strip!Copy !req
503. Strip!Copy !req
504. She knows kung fu too!Copy !req
505. What? This is too easy!Copy !req
506. Hey!Copy !req
507. Stupid eunuch! You're a thief!Copy !req
508. May I have your name?Copy !req
509. You don't know me? You must be new.Copy !req
510. Yes, I am. What's your same, sir?Copy !req
511. "Sir"?Copy !req
512. You think I'm a man?Copy !req
513. Are you a eunuch too?Copy !req
514. Yes!Copy !req
515. Then stop kidding around, pal.Copy !req
516. Give it back!Copy !req
517. No!Copy !req
518. Then I'll beat you up!Copy !req
519. Too late! I'll still beat you up!Copy !req
520. You bastard!Copy !req
521. I'll kill you, bastard!Copy !req
522. - Help!
- Come back!Copy !req
523. Help!Copy !req
524. It's fine, just an accident.Copy !req
525. Stop! Freeze!Copy !req
526. Help! He's after me!Copy !req
527. Who are you?Copy !req
528. None of your business.Copy !req
529. What's the matter?Copy !req
530. I'm not afraid of you two.Copy !req
531. Hand me the book.Copy !req
532. I dare you to come up and get it.Copy !req
533. Why are you fighting with him?Copy !req
534. Who does he work for?Copy !req
535. I'll tell his superior to punish him.Copy !req
536. Don't! This guy is an idiot.Copy !req
537. He thought we're both eunuchs!Copy !req
538. He's not that stupid!Copy !req
539. Normally, when people see us,Copy !req
540. they're too scared to speak.Copy !req
541. But not him.Copy !req
542. He really hit me as hard as he could.Copy !req
543. I dare you to come up!Copy !req
544. I'll come and beat you right now!Copy !req
545. I won't fall for your trap!Copy !req
546. Come down and fight like a man.Copy !req
547. You like to fight?Copy !req
548. I don't like to fight.Copy !req
549. But people like to be beaten by me!Copy !req
550. Fine!Copy !req
551. What are the rules?Copy !req
552. I have three fighting rules.Copy !req
553. You're not allowed to hit my face.Copy !req
554. But I can hit you on the face.Copy !req
555. You cunning eunuch!Copy !req
556. Time-out!Copy !req
557. Another trick?Copy !req
558. He took my book.Copy !req
559. Tell him to give it back, and I'll stop.Copy !req
560. That hurts.Copy !req
561. Did you take his book?Copy !req
562. I did not!Copy !req
563. Beat him up!Copy !req
564. You're holding the book, you liar!Copy !req
565. You'll be sorry if I summon my pals.Copy !req
566. My master is invincible.Copy !req
567. He can make you bleed with a sneeze.Copy !req
568. Who is your master?Copy !req
569. Chen...Copy !req
570. Eunuch...Copy !req
571. None other than Eunuch Hai.Copy !req
572. He's your master?Copy !req
573. Are you scared now?Copy !req
574. - I see.
- You're so scared, you're laughing.Copy !req
575. Isn't this fun?Copy !req
576. Yes, but his kung fu is terrible.Copy !req
577. How about...Copy !req
578. Too late to write your apology.Copy !req
579. Just surrender and return the book.Copy !req
580. Enough for today!
We'll play again tomorrow.Copy !req
581. If you win tomorrow,Copy !req
582. I'll return the bookCopy !req
583. and give you another one.Copy !req
584. You have another one?Copy !req
585. Of course!Copy !req
586. This is so boring! Why bother?Copy !req
587. Here.Copy !req
588. A eunuch whose ageCopy !req
589. and level of kung fu are similar to youCopy !req
590. in the Empress' bedroom?Copy !req
591. Yes.Copy !req
592. I did my best
and found the Sutra of 42 Chapters,Copy !req
593. but he took it.Copy !req
594. He wants me to fight him tomorrow.Copy !req
595. He'll return it if I win.Copy !req
596. Another strike?Copy !req
597. How dare you lie to me?Copy !req
598. I didn't.Copy !req
599. I gave your name and he hit me harder.Copy !req
600. He also had a letter for you.Copy !req
601. Hai, this eunuch is unique.Copy !req
602. But he's a poor fighter.Copy !req
603. Teach him what you knowCopy !req
604. so he can come play with me.Copy !req
605. You must not punish him.Copy !req
606. I'm appointing him the Emperor's Aide.Copy !req
607. Do not mistreat him and listen to him.Copy !req
608. You must obey my orderCopy !req
609. or else I'll be upset.Copy !req
610. Well? What is it?Copy !req
611. What do you want to learnCopy !req
612. to fight this guy?Copy !req
613. Looks like he's indebted to this guy.Copy !req
614. You want to teach me?Copy !req
615. Then teach me Soft Debone Palm.Copy !req
616. I can. If you practice for 30 to 50 years,Copy !req
617. you'll achieve something.Copy !req
618. To fully utilize it, you need 100 years.Copy !req
619. I'll be dead when I'm halfway through.Copy !req
620. What good would that do?
You're such a loser.Copy !req
621. That's true.
Besides, it is too destructive.Copy !req
622. You may hurt His...Copy !req
623. Hurt what?Copy !req
624. The harmony within the palace.Copy !req
625. Show something outstandingCopy !req
626. and let me choose.Copy !req
627. - All right!
- Hey!Copy !req
628. - What?
- I've been fighting, now I'm hungry.Copy !req
629. Prepare some food for me.Copy !req
630. This is too heavy. What's the use?Copy !req
631. Go get a lighter one.Copy !req
632. Not bad.Copy !req
633. Give me a hand, please.Copy !req
634. How can you do this?Copy !req
635. I want them all in the same size.Copy !req
636. Change it!Copy !req
637. You think that's fun?Copy !req
638. You're not young anymore.Copy !req
639. Can't you see I'm eating?Copy !req
640. The leaves are getting in my food.Copy !req
641. Stop for a minute, old man!Copy !req
642. What do you really want?Copy !req
643. You wanted me to learn kung fu.Copy !req
644. Stop!Copy !req
645. Aren't you tired?Copy !req
646. Go to hell!Copy !req
647. Stop!Copy !req
648. What?Copy !req
649. What do you call this move?Copy !req
650. The Dragon Hand that never misses.Copy !req
651. Dragon Hand that never misses?Copy !req
652. What?Copy !req
653. There's substance. I'll learn this.Copy !req
654. This one?Copy !req
655. I'll do my best to practice.Copy !req
656. - Get them!
- Get them!Copy !req
657. Where did you learn this?Copy !req
658. None of your business!Copy !req
659. I only used this on women.Copy !req
660. But I like you.Copy !req
661. So I'll let you have a taste.Copy !req
662. Shame on you! You lost today.Copy !req
663. Stay there! He plays dirty.Copy !req
664. He's aiming for my chest.Copy !req
665. You just need to do better.Copy !req
666. I told you not to hit my face.Copy !req
667. - You pinched my chest!
- So?Copy !req
668. You don't make a living with your chest.Copy !req
669. But I need my face to make a living.Copy !req
670. You're a smooth talker.Copy !req
671. You're also a eunuch.Copy !req
672. Only the Emperor has genitals
inside the palace.Copy !req
673. - Who do you think you are?
- You...Copy !req
674. Any last words?Copy !req
675. Will you surrender?Copy !req
676. Nonsense!Copy !req
677. Serves you right...Copy !req
678. - It hurts!
- Do you surrender?Copy !req
679. Let go! I give up!Copy !req
680. I win.Copy !req
681. Shame on you!Copy !req
682. Are you crazy? It hurts!Copy !req
683. - Are you okay?
- You forced my hand.Copy !req
684. It hurts!Copy !req
685. Why did you...Copy !req
686. Didn't you just sayCopy !req
687. only the Emperor has genitals...Copy !req
688. Jian Ning.Copy !req
689. Your Majesty?Copy !req
690. Your Majesty!Copy !req
691. Ao Bai is here, Your Majesty!Copy !req
692. What shall we do?Copy !req
693. The old bastard! He barges into my studyCopy !req
694. without my permission. That's too much!Copy !req
695. - Hide.
- Okay.Copy !req
696. - Hurry!
- Go!Copy !req
697. We have to hide.Copy !req
698. Down there.Copy !req
699. Your Majesty.Copy !req
700. Greetings, Your Majesty.Copy !req
701. Rise.Copy !req
702. Yes, Your Majesty.Copy !req
703. You all came to see me.Copy !req
704. What's so important?Copy !req
705. I came to ask for a decree.Copy !req
706. To arrest Suo Ni.Copy !req
707. Like yourself.Copy !req
708. Suo Ni was appointed by my late fatherCopy !req
709. as one of the four advisors to assist me.Copy !req
710. He has his own merits.Copy !req
711. On what charge should I arrest him?Copy !req
712. He has enraged the people.Copy !req
713. The Ministry of Defense is not pleased.Copy !req
714. We must arrest him to appease the people.Copy !req
715. I've been elected
to represent the officialsCopy !req
716. and ask the Emperor for the decree.Copy !req
717. Your Majesty, please give us your decree.Copy !req
718. I cannot arrest my advisor without proof.Copy !req
719. My word is enough proof.Copy !req
720. I command millions of troops.Copy !req
721. My command should be obeyed.Copy !req
722. At my command, thousands are beheaded.Copy !req
723. Does the Emperor think I'm lying?Copy !req
724. Even if I am,Copy !req
725. will all the court ministers be lying?Copy !req
726. Please reconsider, Your Majesty.Copy !req
727. I must think this over.Copy !req
728. The people are suffering.Copy !req
729. The Emperor must not delay any longer.Copy !req
730. - I must think it over!
- Your Majesty!Copy !req
731. I request permission
to grind the ink stick.Copy !req
732. You...Copy !req
733. - Is that Ao Bai?
- Yes.Copy !req
734. - He's fierce!
- Yes.Copy !req
735. Stop it! I'm not a woman.Copy !req
736. I know, but you're not a man either!Copy !req
737. Stop that!Copy !req
738. Who is there?Copy !req
739. It's me.Copy !req
740. A eunuch? What are you doing down there?Copy !req
741. Take a guess!Copy !req
742. Guards! Behead him.Copy !req
743. - Wait!
- Wait!Copy !req
744. Who is he?Copy !req
745. He's my confidant.Copy !req
746. Confidant?Copy !req
747. Your confidant? I've never heard of him.Copy !req
748. How dare you raise your voice
to the Emperor?Copy !req
749. Long live Your Majesty.Copy !req
750. Watch me.Copy !req
751. Outrageous.Copy !req
752. What's your name, age, and title?Copy !req
753. Don't look! Speak up!Copy !req
754. What are you doing? Kneel down!Copy !req
755. What are you looking at? Speak up!Copy !req
756. I don't care who he is.Copy !req
757. You must issue a decree
for Suo Ni's arrest.Copy !req
758. What are you doing?Copy !req
759. The Emperor doesn't take orders from you!Copy !req
760. Basically, Suo Ni doesn't pay his bills,Copy !req
761. dallies with old women,
and seduces your wife.Copy !req
762. We all know that!Copy !req
763. - Nonsense!
- I'm not finished!Copy !req
764. I'm His Majesty's...Copy !req
765. - Secret agent.
- Yes!Copy !req
766. A top agent to spy on you peopleCopy !req
767. and find out Suo Ni's collaborators.Copy !req
768. You're anxious to kill him.Copy !req
769. Are you one of his accomplices?Copy !req
770. Nonsense!Copy !req
771. I command millions of troops.Copy !req
772. I don't need to conspire with Suo Ni.Copy !req
773. - What is it?
- You decide.Copy !req
774. A threat?Copy !req
775. We all heard him threatening the Emperor.Copy !req
776. We didn't hear anything.Copy !req
777. His Majesty and I both did.Copy !req
778. You have no excuse. Guards!Copy !req
779. Behead him outside!Copy !req
780. Wait!Copy !req
781. I'll give you another chance.Copy !req
782. You're dismissed!Copy !req
783. I'll kill you!Copy !req
784. Thank you, but I won't bother you.Copy !req
785. If His Majesty wishes,Copy !req
786. we'll all be dead!Copy !req
787. Who do you think will die first?Copy !req
788. Ao Bai, I'll take care of Suo Ni.Copy !req
789. I'll reward you tomorrow.Copy !req
790. Take your leave now.Copy !req
791. Minister Ao, we should go now.Copy !req
792. You're quite a character.Copy !req
793. I shall take my leave, Your Majesty.Copy !req
794. Your Majesty.Copy !req
795. Chun outshined you today.Copy !req
796. You were trembling in your boots.Copy !req
797. Thank you.Copy !req
798. Don't mention it.Copy !req
799. Please forgive me for hurting you.Copy !req
800. I beg your forgiveness!Copy !req
801. - It's all right.
- Thank you, Your Majesty.Copy !req
802. I think Chun is adorable.Copy !req
803. Can't you give him to me?Copy !req
804. Stop fooling around!Copy !req
805. Rise.Copy !req
806. I need help right now.Copy !req
807. Chun is brave and clever.Copy !req
808. Are you willing to help me?Copy !req
809. My pleasure!Copy !req
810. All right, I give you the titleCopy !req
811. of Imperial Top Secret Agent.Copy !req
812. Thank you, Your Majesty.Copy !req
813. You will help me deal with Ao BaiCopy !req
814. and keep an eye on Hai Da Fu.Copy !req
815. Eunuch Hai?Copy !req
816. He was my late father's confidant.Copy !req
817. But he's acting rather strange lately.Copy !req
818. I suspect he's plotting something.Copy !req
819. He is biased against the Empress Dowager.Copy !req
820. Watch him and report all his moves.Copy !req
821. Yes.Copy !req
822. Our relationship and what happened todayCopy !req
823. must stay a secret among us.Copy !req
824. If you let the word out,Copy !req
825. you'll be beheaded.Copy !req
826. Understood.Copy !req
827. What if he lets the word out?Copy !req
828. You'll still be beheaded.Copy !req
829. Your Majesty is most fair and just.Copy !req
830. You have my utmost admiration.Copy !req
831. From now on,
you will be on my beck and call.Copy !req
832. Watch over the bad guys.Copy !req
833. Yes, Your Majesty!Copy !req
834. He can watch over me too.Copy !req
835. I used this stanceCopy !req
836. to control his lower body.Copy !req
837. He turned his headCopy !req
838. and I used a move called
"Lion Steals the Peach."Copy !req
839. It should be "monkey."Copy !req
840. Lions don't eat peaches?Copy !req
841. Don't interrupt.Copy !req
842. I used Lion Steals the PeachCopy !req
843. but it failed.Copy !req
844. Instead, I got hair in my hand.Copy !req
845. Do you know why?Copy !req
846. From the armpit?Copy !req
847. No!Copy !req
848. You're talking nonsense.Copy !req
849. You're not the first one
to smash my podium.Copy !req
850. I'm prepared for it.Copy !req
851. Other than the Soft Debone Palm,Copy !req
852. I also know Soft Derope Leg.Copy !req
853. What about the Sutra of 42 Chapters?Copy !req
854. I forgot where I put it.Copy !req
855. Has the green line reached your elbow?Copy !req
856. Almost.Copy !req
857. If you cure me,Copy !req
858. I might remember where I put it.Copy !req
859. How dare you pull another trick?Copy !req
860. Who is it?Copy !req
861. Hai, the Empress Dowager sent us.Copy !req
862. I'm feeling unwell.
I apologize for not greeting you.Copy !req
863. What can I do for Her Highness?Copy !req
864. She wishes to see Chun.Copy !req
865. Has he offended Her Highness?Copy !req
866. Just tell him to come out.Copy !req
867. We must report back at once.Copy !req
868. What does she want with you?Copy !req
869. Because I'm good-looking, I guess.Copy !req
870. All right. This is poison.Copy !req
871. Put it in her drink if there's a chance.Copy !req
872. That's risky.Copy !req
873. I'll watch out for you.Copy !req
874. Go!Copy !req
875. Everyone picks on me.Copy !req
876. Are you Chun?Copy !req
877. I am. Did Her Highness ask for me?Copy !req
878. Please lead the way.Copy !req
879. I didn't say I won't go.Copy !req
880. What are you doing?Copy !req
881. Just rape me but don't kill me.Copy !req
882. We're just making a living.Copy !req
883. Maybe she found out I wasn't castrated.Copy !req
884. That would be bad.Copy !req
885. Who is it?Copy !req
886. You...Copy !req
887. Don't you remember me?Copy !req
888. I'm trying to...Copy !req
889. Even if the Emperor
won't bestow you to me,Copy !req
890. you still can't get away from me.Copy !req
891. I've ordered my mom's maids to get you.Copy !req
892. Your mom? The Empress...Copy !req
893. Empress Dowager is my mother.Copy !req
894. The Emperor is my brother.Copy !req
895. You are...Copy !req
896. Kneel before Princess Jian Ning.Copy !req
897. Too late. Kill him for insubordination!Copy !req
898. Wait! I was tied up.Copy !req
899. I don't care! Execute him!Copy !req
900. Should I poke your eyes
or cut off your nose?Copy !req
901. Or perhaps cut off what
you shouldn't have?Copy !req
902. I think...Copy !req
903. Why don't you free me first?Copy !req
904. I'll do anything you wish.Copy !req
905. Let's try.Copy !req
906. Give me a handsome look.Copy !req
907. I can't. This is it already.Copy !req
908. Give me an ugly look.Copy !req
909. I can't. I won't be ugly no matter what.Copy !req
910. Give me a lustful look.Copy !req
911. Just look at yourself in the mirror.Copy !req
912. Me?Copy !req
913. How dare you!Copy !req
914. This is fun.Copy !req
915. I'll let you go.Copy !req
916. Be a turtle!Copy !req
917. Sorry! I can be anything.Copy !req
918. But definitely not a turtle.Copy !req
919. Why?Copy !req
920. I have my principles.Copy !req
921. Then I'll beat you.Copy !req
922. Fine. I'll be a turtle.Copy !req
923. I don't want that now.Copy !req
924. Laugh!Copy !req
925. Don't beat me!Copy !req
926. Keep laughing!Copy !req
927. I'll be a turtle, that's more interesting.Copy !req
928. - Really?
- Trust me!Copy !req
929. Be a dead turtle so I can beat you.Copy !req
930. - Come on!
- Hey...Copy !req
931. - I'll beat you until you pretend.
- That's enough!Copy !req
932. Why?Copy !req
933. Why must you force me?Copy !req
934. Come on... I beg you!Copy !req
935. Hit me!Copy !req
936. Are you kidding?Copy !req
937. Please!Copy !req
938. Hit me hard!Copy !req
939. I only have one stance.Copy !req
940. Use it then.Copy !req
941. Please... Hit me!Copy !req
942. I can't.Copy !req
943. Hurry! Hit me!Copy !req
944. All right!Copy !req
945. Here I come!Copy !req
946. PALACE OF COMPASSION AND TRANQUILITYCopy !req
947. Don't worry, you fool!Copy !req
948. I'll be good to you.Copy !req
949. Don't lie to me.Copy !req
950. I know what I'm doing.Copy !req
951. Here, put on these new clothes.Copy !req
952. Don't let people take advantage of you.Copy !req
953. What are you doing?Copy !req
954. Hide and seek...Copy !req
955. That's right.Copy !req
956. I don't mind if you're naughty.Copy !req
957. But you can't mess around with a eunuch.Copy !req
958. Even though it is harmless,Copy !req
959. what will happen if people found out?Copy !req
960. Mother...Copy !req
961. I won't do it again. I promise.Copy !req
962. All right, no more next time.Copy !req
963. - May I be excused?
- Stop.Copy !req
964. Yes?Copy !req
965. For the Princess' sake, I'm sorry...Copy !req
966. No!Copy !req
967. Let him go or I'll kill the Princess.Copy !req
968. Who are you?Copy !req
969. You barged into my bedroom many times.Copy !req
970. Do you know it's high treason?Copy !req
971. So is being an imposter.Copy !req
972. - Nonsense.
- It's the truth!Copy !req
973. Last time we met,Copy !req
974. you used
the Dragon Sect's kung fu technique.Copy !req
975. Why are you here?Copy !req
976. Speak up!Copy !req
977. We'll see if you can make me talk.Copy !req
978. Golden Snake Hand?Copy !req
979. You're no match for me.Copy !req
980. Your kung fu is outstanding.Copy !req
981. But you lack experience.Copy !req
982. What happened to you?Copy !req
983. Don't worry, Chun.Copy !req
984. Kill that bitch for me!Copy !req
985. I can't even kill a chicken.
You're asking too much.Copy !req
986. You dare to offend me?Copy !req
987. Take this Dragon Prick.Copy !req
988. Stab him between the eyes
and I'll make you a minister.Copy !req
989. I would be grateful
if you spared me instead.Copy !req
990. I don't believe you.Copy !req
991. Don't believe her.Copy !req
992. I've interrupted her vitality chain.Copy !req
993. She'll go crazy if she moves.Copy !req
994. Stab her on the head.Copy !req
995. Please don't get me involved.Copy !req
996. Pretend I'm not here.Copy !req
997. Chun, kill her!Copy !req
998. If I die, no one can cure you.Copy !req
999. I can.Copy !req
1000. She's lying! She doesn't know how.Copy !req
1001. The Emperor is here!Copy !req
1002. The Emperor is here.Copy !req
1003. He'll never believe you now.Copy !req
1004. He'll kill you.Copy !req
1005. I'll take my chance and kill you first.Copy !req
1006. Don't be so hasty!Copy !req
1007. You cure me first.Copy !req
1008. - Come on.
- Move away!Copy !req
1009. - You should...
- Get out of the way.Copy !req
1010. - You...
- I didn't mean it.Copy !req
1011. Mother!Copy !req
1012. Your Majesty.Copy !req
1013. I passed by your palaceCopy !req
1014. and heard a loud noise. What happened?Copy !req
1015. There was an assassin.Copy !req
1016. Luckily, this eunuch was here.Copy !req
1017. He saved my life!Copy !req
1018. Chun, did you see the assassin?Copy !req
1019. Yes or no?Copy !req
1020. Yes, but I cannot identify him.Copy !req
1021. The Princess has fainted inside.Copy !req
1022. Send for the doctor!Copy !req
1023. Tighten security around here.Copy !req
1024. Yes, Your Majesty.Copy !req
1025. Mother, you should go inside and rest.Copy !req
1026. - All right!
- Yes.Copy !req
1027. No need to escort me.Copy !req
1028. Did you find anything?Copy !req
1029. Not at the moment.Copy !req
1030. Keep an eye on Eunuch Hai.Copy !req
1031. Hurry!Copy !req
1032. If you're really dead,Copy !req
1033. please don't come back and haunt me.Copy !req
1034. Thank you.Copy !req
1035. Hai, it's not my fault.Copy !req
1036. Go after the Empress Dowager.Copy !req
1037. Or whoever, just leave me alone.Copy !req
1038. I'll burn you something on July 14th.Copy !req
1039. Please find those responsible.Copy !req
1040. It's not my fault.Copy !req
1041. Penis! You're a penis!Copy !req
1042. The penis is here.Copy !req
1043. Your tongue resembles your penis.Copy !req
1044. No, you look like my penis!Copy !req
1045. You can say that about my tongue.Copy !req
1046. But not about my face.Copy !req
1047. You look like a penis.Copy !req
1048. He's gone mad.Copy !req
1049. You're my penis.Copy !req
1050. Looking for it? Follow me.Copy !req
1051. Penis... It's here.Copy !req
1052. Here!Copy !req
1053. - It's here.
- The penis is here!Copy !req
1054. Here!Copy !req
1055. Drink up and you'll get a penis.Copy !req
1056. I'll go look for medication for you.Copy !req
1057. Afterwards, your penis will become huge.Copy !req
1058. Huge?Copy !req
1059. Huge!Copy !req
1060. Great!Copy !req
1061. I better run.Copy !req
1062. I'm done, where is the penis?Copy !req
1063. Where is it?Copy !req
1064. Where's the medication?Copy !req
1065. Give me medication.Copy !req
1066. - Hold on.
- Hurry!Copy !req
1067. - I have it.
- No, that's poison!Copy !req
1068. - Hai!
- Delicious!Copy !req
1069. Is he all right?Copy !req
1070. Hai...Copy !req
1071. Hai, how are you?Copy !req
1072. Are you all right?Copy !req
1073. - I'm asking you!
- I'm asking you!Copy !req
1074. - You're copying me.
- You're copying me.Copy !req
1075. - He's following me.
- He's following me.Copy !req
1076. - My lucky day!
- My lucky day!Copy !req
1077. Cure me now!Copy !req
1078. Cure me now!Copy !req
1079. - No!
- No!Copy !req
1080. I'll cure you.Copy !req
1081. I'll cure your penis.Copy !req
1082. Your Majesty, have mercy!Copy !req
1083. What do you wish to tell me?Copy !req
1084. I watched Hai as you have ordered.Copy !req
1085. But he found out.Copy !req
1086. How?Copy !req
1087. He heard me talking in my sleep.Copy !req
1088. He wanted to silence me.Copy !req
1089. Luckily while fighting him off,Copy !req
1090. I repeated the Emperor's nameCopy !req
1091. and managed to hit his weak point.Copy !req
1092. He has now gone mad.Copy !req
1093. I beg your forgiveness.Copy !req
1094. You have a lot of nerve!Copy !req
1095. Indeed I do.Copy !req
1096. You duped me by posing as a eunuch.Copy !req
1097. I dare not do that.Copy !req
1098. You're lying.Copy !req
1099. I've reviewed the roster.Copy !req
1100. Your name is not on it.Copy !req
1101. There's no record of your castration.Copy !req
1102. Where are you from?Copy !req
1103. I was forced to do it.Copy !req
1104. I wanted to be a janitor.Copy !req
1105. But Hai saw me.Copy !req
1106. I don't know what caught his attention.Copy !req
1107. He brought me in as a eunuch.Copy !req
1108. I didn't mean to trick the Emperor.Copy !req
1109. Fine. You may rise.Copy !req
1110. Thank you.Copy !req
1111. Tell me the truth.Copy !req
1112. Have you been castrated?Copy !req
1113. No.Copy !req
1114. Every good deed has its reward.Copy !req
1115. There's divine retribution.Copy !req
1116. I wounded you before, now it's your turn.Copy !req
1117. This is very meaningful.Copy !req
1118. My utmost admiration for the EmperorCopy !req
1119. is endless like a river,Copy !req
1120. undying like a surging flood.Copy !req
1121. That's enough!Copy !req
1122. This is payback for last time.Copy !req
1123. Now, we're even.Copy !req
1124. I thank your royal pinch!Copy !req
1125. It's a good thing you're not a eunuch.Copy !req
1126. Based on the laws set by my ancestors,Copy !req
1127. eunuchs cannot meddle with politics.Copy !req
1128. Now, I can appoint you as an officer.Copy !req
1129. What's your name?Copy !req
1130. Wai Siu Bo, I was born in Beijing.Copy !req
1131. Ao Bai killed Suo Ni.Copy !req
1132. What?Copy !req
1133. Every time he pushes me, I back away.Copy !req
1134. But now, there's no more backing away!Copy !req
1135. I will kill the old bastard.Copy !req
1136. But he has command of the troops.Copy !req
1137. If you make a move, I'm afraid...Copy !req
1138. there would be a rebellion.Copy !req
1139. The troopsCopy !req
1140. will not follow him everywhere.Copy !req
1141. We'll ambush him when he's alone.Copy !req
1142. That's my plan.Copy !req
1143. Duo Long!Copy !req
1144. Yes, Your Majesty!Copy !req
1145. Where did you come from?Copy !req
1146. I cannot reveal my secret to a servant.Copy !req
1147. That's true.Copy !req
1148. He's the Head of Security,
devoted to protecting the country.Copy !req
1149. Wai Siu Bo is...Copy !req
1150. My confidant.Copy !req
1151. I summoned you hereCopy !req
1152. to think of a plan...Copy !req
1153. To create a chance for you twoCopy !req
1154. to kill Ao Bai.Copy !req
1155. Are you afraid?Copy !req
1156. - No.
- No.Copy !req
1157. If anyone else knows about this,Copy !req
1158. both of you will be executed.Copy !req
1159. I will summon Ao Bai to my study.Copy !req
1160. Think of a way to kill him.Copy !req
1161. We could copy the assassination
of Emperor Qin.Copy !req
1162. Hide the dagger in a scroll.Copy !req
1163. Or give him poisoned wine.Copy !req
1164. If that still can't kill him,Copy !req
1165. I'll place guards to ambush himCopy !req
1166. and chop him up.Copy !req
1167. He is invincible,
you may not overpower him.Copy !req
1168. Not necessarily. We can set a trap!Copy !req
1169. Good!Copy !req
1170. We also have a kung fu expert.Copy !req
1171. Who?Copy !req
1172. Eunuch Hai who has gone crazy.Copy !req
1173. Him?Copy !req
1174. He's crazy enough to do everything I do.Copy !req
1175. We can use him.Copy !req
1176. Let him ambush Ao Bai in disguise.Copy !req
1177. Disguise as who?Copy !req
1178. Kwan!Copy !req
1179. Kwan!Copy !req
1180. Summon Ao Bai
and accuse him of disloyalty.Copy !req
1181. - Summon Ao Bai.
- Make him kneel before KwanCopy !req
1182. - and take an oath.
- Make him kneel.Copy !req
1183. - He'll agree to it.
- He'll agree to it.Copy !req
1184. When he kneels,Copy !req
1185. we'll take the chance to attack him!Copy !req
1186. Attack him!Copy !req
1187. - No!
- No!Copy !req
1188. - Close call.
- Close call.Copy !req
1189. I approve! Kill him at noon tomorrow.Copy !req
1190. - Thank you, Your Majesty.
- Thank you, Your Majesty.Copy !req
1191. Why are you in such pain?Copy !req
1192. The Emperor beat me and squashed my gems.Copy !req
1193. You endured it till now?Copy !req
1194. How staunch and determined!Copy !req
1195. My utmost admiration for youCopy !req
1196. is endless like a river...Copy !req
1197. Undying like a surging flood.Copy !req
1198. - I think...
- I think...Copy !req
1199. - We should become sworn brothers.
- We should become sworn brothers.Copy !req
1200. - Good brothers.
- My good brother.Copy !req
1201. I'll get roast pork and a chicken.Copy !req
1202. Better get a whore.Copy !req
1203. Minister Ao Bai is here!Copy !req
1204. The Emperor awaits you.Copy !req
1205. Your Majesty.Copy !req
1206. What can I do for you, Your Majesty?Copy !req
1207. Please be seated.Copy !req
1208. We have disputes on the Russian border.Copy !req
1209. They sent me a map recently.Copy !req
1210. They would like to set a new border.Copy !req
1211. I'd like your opinion.Copy !req
1212. Let me see the map.Copy !req
1213. Please wait.Copy !req
1214. Serve the wine.Copy !req
1215. Minister Ao.Copy !req
1216. Here's the map from Russia.Copy !req
1217. Please take a look.Copy !req
1218. The Russian border
is rich with natural resources.Copy !req
1219. It's an invaluable asset.Copy !req
1220. I don't think the Emperor summoned me
to discuss this matter.Copy !req
1221. How dare you talk to me like this!Copy !req
1222. You're in grave danger now.Copy !req
1223. Your drink was laced with poison.Copy !req
1224. I can force it out with my inner Qi.Copy !req
1225. You try it.Copy !req
1226. Help! I need the antidote!Copy !req
1227. Activate the trap!Copy !req
1228. Damn!Copy !req
1229. At least he's strapped down!Copy !req
1230. Help me, Your Majesty!Copy !req
1231. I'll die if you want me.Copy !req
1232. But the way you treated me,Copy !req
1233. I won't resign to this.Copy !req
1234. I know you're invincible,Copy !req
1235. so I wanted to test you.Copy !req
1236. Instead, you reacted defiantly.Copy !req
1237. Test me?Copy !req
1238. Of course.Copy !req
1239. If you claim your allegiance,Copy !req
1240. get down and pledge your loyalty to meCopy !req
1241. before Kwan.Copy !req
1242. Fine!Copy !req
1243. Ao Bai will remain loyal till death.Copy !req
1244. Otherwise, I will be struck by lightning.Copy !req
1245. Kwan has come to life!Copy !req
1246. He's snoring. Do you hear it?Copy !req
1247. - Attack!
- Attack!Copy !req
1248. The Invincible Golden Bell?Copy !req
1249. Protect me!Copy !req
1250. Protect the Emperor!Copy !req
1251. He's not taking any damage.Copy !req
1252. The Invincible Golden BellCopy !req
1253. cannot be penetrated.Copy !req
1254. That makes him invincible!Copy !req
1255. Attack his genitals, poke his eyes.Copy !req
1256. I thought you have gone mad!Copy !req
1257. Chun.Copy !req
1258. Don't mind me, kill him first!Copy !req
1259. Here he comes!Copy !req
1260. Go to hell!Copy !req
1261. The ultimate stage of shrinking the penis.Copy !req
1262. Soft Debone Palm.Copy !req
1263. Protect me!Copy !req
1264. Sorry I'm late, Your Majesty!Copy !req
1265. Quit talking.Copy !req
1266. I've been protecting you.Copy !req
1267. Soft Debone Palm.Copy !req
1268. Penis!Copy !req
1269. Protect me!Copy !req
1270. Protect me!Copy !req
1271. Save His Majesty!Copy !req
1272. Penis!Copy !req
1273. Wait for me!Copy !req
1274. No! You can't kill me!Copy !req
1275. I must tell you the truth now.Copy !req
1276. I'm your son!Copy !req
1277. Dad... The Dragon Hand!Copy !req
1278. Help! Ao Bai has rebelled!Copy !req
1279. Guards! Where's everyone?Copy !req
1280. Help!Copy !req
1281. Fire! Put out the fire!Copy !req
1282. Empress Dowager!Copy !req
1283. Empress Dowager, help!Copy !req
1284. How dare you!Copy !req
1285. You dare to come to me?Copy !req
1286. Please listen, Ao Bai has rebelled.Copy !req
1287. He killed the Emperor
and he is looking for you.Copy !req
1288. He said he'll rape you and kill you.Copy !req
1289. What?Copy !req
1290. Never mind me, please run!Copy !req
1291. Silk!Copy !req
1292. Protect me!Copy !req
1293. Protect me!Copy !req
1294. Mother!Copy !req
1295. Wai Siu Bo!Copy !req
1296. - Are you all right?
- Your Majesty.Copy !req
1297. After a long battle,Copy !req
1298. I've captured Ao Bai
and saved Empress Dowager.Copy !req
1299. I can die in peace now.Copy !req
1300. Are you hurt?Copy !req
1301. I sustained internal injuries.Copy !req
1302. If you give me millions
of taels of silver,Copy !req
1303. I should be all right.Copy !req
1304. Lock Ao Bai away.Copy !req
1305. - Yes!
- Mother!Copy !req
1306. - Mother!
- Hey.Copy !req
1307. It's my fault that you were frightened.Copy !req
1308. Luckily for Wai Siu Bo.Copy !req
1309. Or else Ao Bai would have killed me.Copy !req
1310. I'm flattered.Copy !req
1311. You've earned your merit again.Copy !req
1312. It's a shame he's a eunuch
but he can't be an official.Copy !req
1313. Actually, Wai Siu Bo is not a eunuch.Copy !req
1314. I arranged for him to watch over Hai.Copy !req
1315. He's a man.Copy !req
1316. I didn't mean to deceive you,Copy !req
1317. but I was on a secret mission.Copy !req
1318. I beg for your forgiveness.Copy !req
1319. Then he can be a minister?Copy !req
1320. - Wai Siu Bo.
- Yes!Copy !req
1321. I appoint you asCopy !req
1322. Secretary of the Grand Council.Copy !req
1323. You must confiscate Ao Bai's assets.Copy !req
1324. Duo Long, you will assist him.Copy !req
1325. - Thank you, Your Majesty.
- Yes, Your Majesty.Copy !req
1326. AO RESIDENCECopy !req
1327. Worrying about the countryCopy !req
1328. My heart bleedsCopy !req
1329. You need not cry at the bad singing.Copy !req
1330. Idiot! I cry because I'm sad.Copy !req
1331. I didn't expect Ao BaiCopy !req
1332. had seized so much from the people.Copy !req
1333. I cry for the country and the people.Copy !req
1334. How noble, sir!Copy !req
1335. Minister Duo.Copy !req
1336. Sir, the initial estimation.Copy !req
1337. Ao Bai is worth 380,000 taels of gold.Copy !req
1338. He embezzled so much!Copy !req
1339. I detest embezzlement.Copy !req
1340. This must be reportedCopy !req
1341. and the embezzler must be executed.Copy !req
1342. Sir, my mistake!Copy !req
1343. It should 3.8 million taels.Copy !req
1344. Hatred deep as the sea, never forgottenCopy !req
1345. I must report to the EmperorCopy !req
1346. and convince him to revive the penalty
of the Ming Dynasty.Copy !req
1347. Do you know what that is?Copy !req
1348. What is it?Copy !req
1349. First, bury someone in the sand
up to the neck.Copy !req
1350. Slit open the skull.Copy !req
1351. Open the woundCopy !req
1352. and pour mercury into it.Copy !req
1353. It will become unbearably itchy.Copy !req
1354. Meaning?Copy !req
1355. You'll try to wrestle free.Copy !req
1356. You'll jump up from the open wound,Copy !req
1357. leaving the skin behind!Copy !req
1358. Don't know when that will happen.Copy !req
1359. Are you itchy now?Copy !req
1360. Very itchy, sir!Copy !req
1361. I've checked Ao Bai's assets.Copy !req
1362. It should be 13.8 million taels.Copy !req
1363. And many more that were not recorded.Copy !req
1364. I suggest you take it homeCopy !req
1365. and submit the amount
after you've counted it.Copy !req
1366. Very well.Copy !req
1367. Who are all these women?Copy !req
1368. They are Ao Bai's wives.Copy !req
1369. So young! Must be coerced by him.Copy !req
1370. Poor child.Copy !req
1371. You can tell she's tired.Copy !req
1372. Let me sleep with her for a few nights.Copy !req
1373. Ao Bai is relentless.Copy !req
1374. Look how she was beaten up.Copy !req
1375. Let her recuperate at my house.Copy !req
1376. Lion King?Copy !req
1377. Ao Bai conspired with foreigners.Copy !req
1378. This woman must be a spy.Copy !req
1379. Let me interrogate her at home.Copy !req
1380. Even a black woman?Copy !req
1381. Send her to my house.Copy !req
1382. - You want her too?
- Turn off the lights and they're the same.Copy !req
1383. Ao Bai is such a bastard.Copy !req
1384. Even old women fall victim to him.Copy !req
1385. She's not one of his wives.Copy !req
1386. This is his mother.Copy !req
1387. You want her too?Copy !req
1388. I'll send her to your house.Copy !req
1389. What for?Copy !req
1390. The aged is like a treasure.Copy !req
1391. I've sent you a treasure,
you should buy me a meal.Copy !req
1392. Very well.Copy !req
1393. Very well your foot.Copy !req
1394. Sir!Copy !req
1395. We found a gun in the safeCopy !req
1396. and a silk armor.Copy !req
1397. An armor that is impenetrable.Copy !req
1398. A gun that can penetrate anything.Copy !req
1399. If I fire the gun at the armor,Copy !req
1400. what do you think will happen?Copy !req
1401. Very simple.Copy !req
1402. Let a fearless man wear the armor.Copy !req
1403. Shoot him and you'll know the answer.Copy !req
1404. That's right.Copy !req
1405. Aim carefully, sir!Copy !req
1406. Sir, we found a copy
of the Sutra of 42 ChaptersCopy !req
1407. behind a trap door.Copy !req
1408. SUTRA OF 42 CHAPTERSCopy !req
1409. This is not the Sutra of 42 Chapters.Copy !req
1410. It's a Buddhist prayer book.Copy !req
1411. Yes, sir.Copy !req
1412. I'll give this to my mother.Copy !req
1413. Did it hit him?Copy !req
1414. Yes, sir.Copy !req
1415. You shot Minister Duo.Copy !req
1416. So the silk armor was useless.Copy !req
1417. Bury him properly.Copy !req
1418. Yes, sir.Copy !req
1419. Don't touch anything in his house.Copy !req
1420. - I'll confiscate his assets in a few days.
- Yes, sir.Copy !req
1421. LI CHUN BROTHELCopy !req
1422. Wai Siu Bo!Copy !req
1423. - Sir...
- I'll have a word with my sister.Copy !req
1424. - Make way!
- Clear out, everyone.Copy !req
1425. Are you really a minister now?Copy !req
1426. Yes, and I have embezzled millions
of taels of gold.Copy !req
1427. Now, I have to run away.Copy !req
1428. I came back for you.Copy !req
1429. Sister!Copy !req
1430. She's not dead. Someone revive her!Copy !req
1431. Wai Siu Bo.Copy !req
1432. I don't recognize you from up close.
Who are you?Copy !req
1433. Master, it's you!Copy !req
1434. I know about what happened in the palace.Copy !req
1435. I don't quite understand.Copy !req
1436. Have you been poisoned? You look sick.Copy !req
1437. Yes, from the Soft Debone Palm.Copy !req
1438. Master, I've been through an ordeal.Copy !req
1439. Please save me.Copy !req
1440. What was that?Copy !req
1441. You're cured.Copy !req
1442. I knew you can do it. Thanks!Copy !req
1443. Come with me. I must talk to you.Copy !req
1444. As leader of Tian Di Hui,Copy !req
1445. I proclaim you the head
of Greenwood Branch.Copy !req
1446. Congratulations!Copy !req
1447. The head of Greenwood Branch?Copy !req
1448. Here's the token of the Branch.Copy !req
1449. Although Ao Bai has been capturedCopy !req
1450. and locked in prison,Copy !req
1451. we've received newsCopy !req
1452. that his friends and seven lamasCopy !req
1453. are planning his rescue.Copy !req
1454. I want Wai Siu Bo to preempt them.Copy !req
1455. Execute Ao BaiCopy !req
1456. and expel the Manchus' Emperor.Copy !req
1457. Kill them! Yes, every single one of them.Copy !req
1458. But this is more than what I can manage.Copy !req
1459. You bastard! You have seized a fortune.Copy !req
1460. You now have money and women.Copy !req
1461. You must contribute!Copy !req
1462. I'm barely making a living.Copy !req
1463. But definitely no women.Copy !req
1464. Come out!Copy !req
1465. Who?Copy !req
1466. We're pleased to make your acquaintance.Copy !req
1467. They are Siamese twins.Copy !req
1468. They were conjoined at birth.Copy !req
1469. Fortunately, our divine doctorCopy !req
1470. managed to separate them.Copy !req
1471. But they talk, act,Copy !req
1472. eat, sleep together.Copy !req
1473. Even when they fight,Copy !req
1474. they fight better than two normal people.Copy !req
1475. I'm assigning them
as your personal guards.Copy !req
1476. They will help you finish off Ao Bai
and the Qing Emperor.Copy !req
1477. Let's have a word over there.Copy !req
1478. You're sending them to spy on me.Copy !req
1479. I give you half of my share.Copy !req
1480. Don't make me go back to the palace.Copy !req
1481. How about 60 percent?Copy !req
1482. You want 70?Copy !req
1483. You're too greedy!Copy !req
1484. Eighty? You're ruthless.Copy !req
1485. Ninety? I'd rather go back.Copy !req
1486. You said it, I didn't say a word.Copy !req
1487. Summon our menCopy !req
1488. to the city gate at 11 tomorrow night.Copy !req
1489. Wai Siu Bo will signal us with fireworks.Copy !req
1490. We'll break into the Imperial CityCopy !req
1491. and we'll kill Ao Bai
and the Qing Emperor.Copy !req
1492. Behead him!Copy !req
1493. This is bad.Copy !req
1494. DEDICATION ROOMCopy !req
1495. I promised not to leave so untie me.Copy !req
1496. I'm back in the palace.Copy !req
1497. You still don't believe me?Copy !req
1498. Behave yourself!Copy !req
1499. If you promise not to run away,Copy !req
1500. we'll set you free.Copy !req
1501. My nickname isCopy !req
1502. Wai Siu Bo the Honorable.Copy !req
1503. It's not a joke.Copy !req
1504. I always keep my word.Copy !req
1505. Very well.Copy !req
1506. You're doing this out of loyalty
for your country.Copy !req
1507. You have to prove something to me.Copy !req
1508. What?Copy !req
1509. Whether you can read each other's mind,Copy !req
1510. one feels the itch,Copy !req
1511. the other feels the pain.Copy !req
1512. Talk is cheap.Copy !req
1513. Let's give it a try.Copy !req
1514. Sit still and don't move.Copy !req
1515. You come with me.Copy !req
1516. Don't move!Copy !req
1517. Stop!Copy !req
1518. Master, please stop!Copy !req
1519. Incredible!Copy !req
1520. Harder... Don't stop!Copy !req
1521. Harder...Copy !req
1522. Don't stop!Copy !req
1523. It's time.Copy !req
1524. Don't stop!Copy !req
1525. This provedCopy !req
1526. that your minds are connectedCopy !req
1527. and my Dragon HandCopy !req
1528. never misses.Copy !req
1529. Master Chen assigned us to you.Copy !req
1530. We belong to you now.Copy !req
1531. If you are courteous,Copy !req
1532. we'll marry you
when we restore the Ming Dynasty.Copy !req
1533. Why didn't you tell me earlier?Copy !req
1534. Now, you sit here and don't you move.Copy !req
1535. I want to do another experiment.Copy !req
1536. Strictly academic.Copy !req
1537. Wai Siu Bo.Copy !req
1538. Who is it?Copy !req
1539. Where are you?Copy !req
1540. The Princess!Copy !req
1541. Hide in there! Hurry!Copy !req
1542. Don't make a sound.Copy !req
1543. Wai Siu Bo.Copy !req
1544. There you are.Copy !req
1545. Where have you been?Copy !req
1546. I was busy.Copy !req
1547. I have tiger penis soup for you
to strengthen your stamina.Copy !req
1548. Really?Copy !req
1549. I'll hold the cup with my hand.Copy !req
1550. Left, right, a bit forward.Copy !req
1551. Yes! Thank you.Copy !req
1552. You're welcome.Copy !req
1553. This house is so big there's an echo.Copy !req
1554. You're being weird.Copy !req
1555. Let it cool first.Copy !req
1556. It's ready now.Copy !req
1557. Let me hold the cup!Copy !req
1558. Why did you pour it on your head?Copy !req
1559. No, I just want to be more hard-headed!Copy !req
1560. Nonsense!Copy !req
1561. Finished! I'll hand you the cup.Copy !req
1562. You're a lord now.Copy !req
1563. You should ask my brother for my hand.Copy !req
1564. Did you forget the other night?Copy !req
1565. We have consummated our relationship.Copy !req
1566. Are you trying to get out of it?Copy !req
1567. I'll tell my brother to behead you.Copy !req
1568. No need for that.Copy !req
1569. No?Copy !req
1570. You have other women!Copy !req
1571. No, don't be silly!Copy !req
1572. I only have eyes for you.Copy !req
1573. What are you doing?Copy !req
1574. Mosquitoes!Copy !req
1575. Mosquitoes?Copy !req
1576. I dare you to fly across my chest.Copy !req
1577. I'll kill you.
I'm going to scare them off.Copy !req
1578. Come on!Copy !req
1579. Go ask my brother for my hand.Copy !req
1580. You're spitting blood.Copy !req
1581. - It's just internal heat.
- Heat?Copy !req
1582. Well, you gave me tiger penis soup.Copy !req
1583. So you're blaming me.Copy !req
1584. Don't say any more.Copy !req
1585. Get me something to reduce the heat.Copy !req
1586. Go! I'll die from loss of blood.Copy !req
1587. Stop! You're killing me.Copy !req
1588. Serves you right!Copy !req
1589. This is where you're hiding the sluts.Copy !req
1590. I'll tell Mom to kill you all.Copy !req
1591. After her!Copy !req
1592. You couldn't possibly fight.Copy !req
1593. Two against one is not a hero's way.Copy !req
1594. Stop arguing!Copy !req
1595. Empress Dowager summons you.Copy !req
1596. Take her to the bed.Copy !req
1597. What's the matter?Copy !req
1598. Sir, the Empress Dowager wants to see you.Copy !req
1599. Again? If it's nothing important...Copy !req
1600. That's Her Highness' order.Copy !req
1601. Don't blame us if you refuse.Copy !req
1602. Wait.Copy !req
1603. What?Copy !req
1604. Those bitches are quite tough.Copy !req
1605. Let's not take the risk!Copy !req
1606. What shall we do?Copy !req
1607. I'll go with them. I'll be right back.Copy !req
1608. Please be careful.Copy !req
1609. Watch over her.Copy !req
1610. Your Highness.Copy !req
1611. Empress Dowager.Copy !req
1612. Congratulations!Copy !req
1613. You have benefited from Ao Bai's assets.Copy !req
1614. I am loyal to my country
and I will not embezzle money.Copy !req
1615. If I had touched any of Ao Bai's money,Copy !req
1616. may Ao Bai strangle me.Copy !req
1617. If I hadn't interfered that day,Copy !req
1618. he would have killed you.Copy !req
1619. The Empress Dowager is invincible.Copy !req
1620. I am grateful.Copy !req
1621. Ao Bai's Sutra of 42 ChaptersCopy !req
1622. is now in your hands.Copy !req
1623. What is the Sutra of 42 Chapters?Copy !req
1624. Don't play dumb with me.Copy !req
1625. First, you collaborated with Hai Da FuCopy !req
1626. and you stole the Red Banner Book from me.Copy !req
1627. Then the Emperor gave you his copyCopy !req
1628. of the White Banner Book.Copy !req
1629. Among Ao Bai's assets,Copy !req
1630. his Blue Banner copy is missing,Copy !req
1631. which means you took it.Copy !req
1632. Except for Wu San Gui's copyCopy !req
1633. of the Yellow Banner Book,Copy !req
1634. you already have three out of four copies
of Sutra of 42 ChaptersCopy !req
1635. You already know about the treasure.Copy !req
1636. That's so complicated.
Can you repeat that?Copy !req
1637. What are you doing?Copy !req
1638. QING
MINGCopy !req
1639. The words tattooed on your feetCopy !req
1640. proves that you're from Tian Di Hui.Copy !req
1641. Please don't be upset.Copy !req
1642. I admit I'm from Tian Di Hui.Copy !req
1643. But you're from the Dragon Sect.Copy !req
1644. We should leave each other alone.Copy !req
1645. Exposing my identityCopy !req
1646. will force me to disclose your identity.Copy !req
1647. Who can you tell?Copy !req
1648. If I kill you,
will you tell the Emperor in his dream?Copy !req
1649. I don't think so.Copy !req
1650. You could have killed me a long time ago.Copy !req
1651. Don't you want to know
where the three books are?Copy !req
1652. Serve us tea!Copy !req
1653. I've been tailing you.Copy !req
1654. You took the books to Li Chun BrothelCopy !req
1655. and ran into Chen Jin Nan on your way out.Copy !req
1656. I conveniently took them back.Copy !req
1657. Really? That's good!Copy !req
1658. Is that all?Copy !req
1659. I shall take my leave now.Copy !req
1660. I have read the Sutra of 42 Chapters.Copy !req
1661. I went through your copy
and the Emperor's copy many times.Copy !req
1662. But I still can't find the secret.Copy !req
1663. If you tell me, I may let you live.Copy !req
1664. Why don't you just kill me?Copy !req
1665. Don't forget.Copy !req
1666. I'm still a lord.Copy !req
1667. Everyone knows I came here.Copy !req
1668. Including Princess Jian Ning.Copy !req
1669. You think you can get away
with killing me?Copy !req
1670. You think I'll believe you?Copy !req
1671. Take your chance then.Copy !req
1672. Today is a fast day for Dragon Sect.Copy !req
1673. We cannot kill.Copy !req
1674. You should have told me earlier.
I was so worried.Copy !req
1675. But someone else would love to kill you.Copy !req
1676. Tell me about the secret!Copy !req
1677. I really don't know.Copy !req
1678. No? You want a chat with him?Copy !req
1679. No thanks, he's not my friend.Copy !req
1680. It's never too late to get acquainted.Copy !req
1681. Please spare me!Copy !req
1682. You bastard! I'll kill you!Copy !req
1683. I will kill you!Copy !req
1684. Try it.Copy !req
1685. I'm waiting for you to kill me.Copy !req
1686. How dare you raise your voice?Copy !req
1687. You think I'm scared
of your shrunken penis?Copy !req
1688. Go ahead and shrink it up to your throatCopy !req
1689. and spit it out.Copy !req
1690. You low life slime ball, go eat shit!Copy !req
1691. I'll feed you with shit.Copy !req
1692. Your father is a gigolo,
your mother has venereal disease.Copy !req
1693. You were a peeping Tom at three.Copy !req
1694. At four, you forced others
to watch you bath.Copy !req
1695. Aged five, you...Copy !req
1696. Master is still not back.
Do you think he's okay?Copy !req
1697. Help!Copy !req
1698. Mother!Copy !req
1699. Mother!Copy !req
1700. Please forgive my minor mistake.Copy !req
1701. I was just kidding.Copy !req
1702. At 70, you had circumcision.Copy !req
1703. At 71, you tricked little girlsCopy !req
1704. and sexually harassed them.Copy !req
1705. At 72, you paid people to screw youCopy !req
1706. and gave 1,000 taels of silver as a bonus.Copy !req
1707. Have you said enough?Copy !req
1708. No.Copy !req
1709. I was too easy on you during the 40s.Copy !req
1710. I'll start again from there.Copy !req
1711. You're wasting my energy.Copy !req
1712. We came from Potala Palace to save you.Copy !req
1713. Are you all right?Copy !req
1714. - Who is this?
- Please don't kill me.Copy !req
1715. He's currently the Emperor's confidant.Copy !req
1716. Take him along as hostage!Copy !req
1717. - Yes!
- Move!Copy !req
1718. Wait!Copy !req
1719. Up ahead is the guard post.Copy !req
1720. They have some kung fu experts.Copy !req
1721. Just the seven of you cannot break out.Copy !req
1722. What are you suggesting?Copy !req
1723. Stand guard for meCopy !req
1724. so I can expel these Dragon pricks.Copy !req
1725. Once I regain my vitality,Copy !req
1726. I'm invincible within the Forbidden City.Copy !req
1727. All right, we'll guard you.Copy !req
1728. Tian Di Hui.Copy !req
1729. Master!Copy !req
1730. Wai Siu Bo! Ao Bai?Copy !req
1731. Don't let him expel the Dragon pricksCopy !req
1732. or else we can't defeat him.Copy !req
1733. Kill Ao Bai first then the Emperor.Copy !req
1734. Master, just tell me what to do.Copy !req
1735. Stay on the cymbal, don't worry about me!Copy !req
1736. Master!Copy !req
1737. Damn!Copy !req
1738. Ao Bai is impenetrable
and can shrink his penis.Copy !req
1739. Shrunken penis?Copy !req
1740. When that happens,Copy !req
1741. stab the pressure point along the spineCopy !req
1742. and it will come back out!Copy !req
1743. Penis!Copy !req
1744. - You're still alive.
- You're still alive.Copy !req
1745. - You're still crazy!
- Yes, I'm still crazy!Copy !req
1746. - Damn!
- Damn!Copy !req
1747. Wai Siu Bo, watch out!Copy !req
1748. Don't destroy my penis!Copy !req
1749. Don't! You're no match for him!Copy !req
1750. Be careful!Copy !req
1751. Master, you killed Ao Bai!Copy !req
1752. You finally killed him.Copy !req
1753. Thanks to your friend.Copy !req
1754. That's right, thanks!Copy !req
1755. He's my good friend.Copy !req
1756. Master, you're wounded.Copy !req
1757. Let's not kill the Emperor now.Copy !req
1758. Now that we've killed Ao Bai,Copy !req
1759. we've avenged our brothers.Copy !req
1760. Go look after your friend.Copy !req
1761. Master, let me handle the rest.Copy !req
1762. - Wai Siu Bo, be very careful.
- You too.Copy !req
1763. Eunuch Hai!Copy !req
1764. Chun?Copy !req
1765. You're all right now?Copy !req
1766. My veins are shattered.Copy !req
1767. I cannot kill you anymore.Copy !req
1768. It's all my fault.Copy !req
1769. Forget it.Copy !req
1770. Unfortunately...Copy !req
1771. I can't cure your Soft Debone Palm.Copy !req
1772. My master has cured me.Copy !req
1773. Do you know the Empress Dowager's secret?Copy !req
1774. I know! She's...Copy !req
1775. The Divine Lady of the Dragon Sect.Copy !req
1776. The Divine Lady?Copy !req
1777. Chun, don't worry!Copy !req
1778. Unless I'm dead, she can't harm you!Copy !req
1779. Really?Copy !req
1780. Go now! He can kill you with one blow!Copy !req
1781. No! Hai...Copy !req
1782. You better go!Copy !req
1783. If he turns into a ghost,
you'll die faster.Copy !req
1784. Wai Siu Bo, you're lucky.Copy !req
1785. You came out of Ao Bai's cell alive!Copy !req
1786. You can't! You're fasting!Copy !req
1787. It's past 12 o'clock.Copy !req
1788. If you don't tell me the secret
of the Sutra of 42 Chapters,Copy !req
1789. I'll send you to see Ao Bai and Hai Da Fu.Copy !req
1790. Your Majesty, it's good to see you!Copy !req
1791. Mother!Copy !req
1792. Wai Siu Bo wants to kill me.Copy !req
1793. Mother, why are you here?Copy !req
1794. Your Majesty.Copy !req
1795. Wai Siu Bo and Hai are from Tian Di Hui.Copy !req
1796. They kidnapped me.Copy !req
1797. We ran into Ao Bai and his thugs.Copy !req
1798. They fought and killed each other.Copy !req
1799. Wai Siu Bo wanted to silence me for good!Copy !req
1800. What?Copy !req
1801. Your Majesty, I'll cut to the chase.Copy !req
1802. This Empress is an imposter.Copy !req
1803. She is the Divine Lady of the Dragon Sect.Copy !req
1804. Really!Copy !req
1805. - Imperial Guards, standby!
- Yes!Copy !req
1806. All members of Tian Di HuiCopy !req
1807. have words tattooed on their feet.Copy !req
1808. Tell him to take off his socks
to see for yourself.Copy !req
1809. Wai Siu Bo.Copy !req
1810. That's not true, Your Majesty!Copy !req
1811. Guards, take off his shoes and socks.Copy !req
1812. Your Majesty!Copy !req
1813. Wait?Copy !req
1814. Qing Ming?Copy !req
1815. The other foot has the words
"overthrow" and "restore."Copy !req
1816. Reading them together makes itCopy !req
1817. "overthrow Qing and restore Ming."Copy !req
1818. Show me the other foot.Copy !req
1819. Please don't.Copy !req
1820. Chong Yang?Copy !req
1821. Though I have never been to school,Copy !req
1822. I know about being filial.Copy !req
1823. Qing Ming and Chong Yang are important.Copy !req
1824. So I tattooed them on my feetCopy !req
1825. to remind myself to worship my ancestors.Copy !req
1826. Mother.Copy !req
1827. I already told you she's an imposter.Copy !req
1828. She's in disguise.Copy !req
1829. - You still won't believe me?
- No!Copy !req
1830. Of course not!Copy !req
1831. Mother, Jian Ning.Copy !req
1832. Another one?Copy !req
1833. Don't believe her!Copy !req
1834. This is the real Empress Dowager.Copy !req
1835. Your Majesty, she's an imposter!Copy !req
1836. It's been six months since
she kept me in the palaceCopy !req
1837. and posed as me.Copy !req
1838. We have enough evidence, Your Majesty.Copy !req
1839. Shoot!Copy !req
1840. Wai Siu Bo, I'll make you pay.Copy !req
1841. But I didn't give that order.
You should...Copy !req
1842. It's my fault
that you have suffered, Mother.Copy !req
1843. Long live the Empress Dowager.Copy !req
1844. Luckily Jian Ning
and these eunuchs saved me.Copy !req
1845. Wai Siu Bo told me where you were.Copy !req
1846. Wai Siu Bo?Copy !req
1847. Mother, he's my confidant.Copy !req
1848. Wai Siu Bo, you earned another great meritCopy !req
1849. for killing Ao Bai
and exposing the imposter.Copy !req
1850. I name you Duke of Deer Tripod.Copy !req
1851. Thank you, Your Majesty.Copy !req
1852. Wai Siu Bo, I'll be back.Copy !req
1853. Next time you see me,Copy !req
1854. you won't recognize me.Copy !req