1. In early Qing Dynasty, Kang Xi was young,
he couldn't rule on his ownCopy !req
2. 4 ministers were appointed to assist himCopy !req
3. The most brutal was O'BrianCopy !req
4. He ordered the princes in the emperor's nameCopy !req
5. And sent the Hans into prison
for their publicationCopy !req
6. The leaders of the 8 divisons
and the heroes hated him a lotCopy !req
7. Especailly Chan Kan Nam
the leader of Heaven & Earth SocietyCopy !req
8. They wanted to kill him all the timeCopy !req
9. I feel the dangerCopy !req
10. Sir, they are the traitors from
the Heaven & Earth SocietyCopy !req
11. Flag HolderCopy !req
12. Sir, you are invincibleCopy !req
13. The traitors are making a dead set at themselvesCopy !req
14. Take my order, Chan Kan Nam,
the leader of the traitors is wantedCopy !req
15. Yes sirCopy !req
16. Your MajestyCopy !req
17. Get up!Copy !req
18. Cha!Copy !req
19. How is it going about the
case concerning the 7 divisions?Copy !req
20. The division leaders asked me to report that,Copy !req
21. they'll reach Lai Chun Brothel on timeCopy !req
22. What is your opinion on this case?Copy !req
23. Your Majesty, O'Brian supports the White Division,Copy !req
24. to bully the gentry of the other tribesCopy !req
25. Thus created hatred from the other 7 divisionsCopy !req
26. They dare not take any actionCopy !req
27. in fear of O'Brian's fellowsCopy !req
28. Your Majesty has condescended
to hold a secret meetingCopy !req
29. With the tribe leaders outside the palaceCopy !req
30. to fight against O'BrianCopy !req
31. The division leaders adore your kindness deeplyCopy !req
32. This is a very important matterCopy !req
33. I hold the meetingCopy !req
34. outside the palace,Copy !req
35. and appear in the brothel zone,Copy !req
36. Anyway, it is not an honorable conductCopy !req
37. RememberCopy !req
38. Except you and the leadersCopy !req
39. Anyone who knows this event
has to be executed after the meetingCopy !req
40. I'm adult now,Copy !req
41. I don't want to be monitoredCopy !req
42. Your highest intelligent!Copy !req
43. The girls are very attractive!Copy !req
44. All the girls, come out for receptionCopy !req
45. Come on! Don't disturb usCopy !req
46. Ladies and gentlemen,Copy !req
47. thank you for your presenceCopy !req
48. and be my audiencesCopy !req
49. It's my great honorCopy !req
50. Today, I'll tell...Copy !req
51. the story of Chan Kan Nam,
leader of the Heaven & Earth SocietyCopy !req
52. Say, "A here is never a heroCopy !req
53. if he cannot meet Mr Chan in his life"Copy !req
54. He is 8 feet tallCopy !req
55. The length of his waist is also eight feetCopy !req
56. Does it mean he is square?Copy !req
57. I said he was square, so what?Copy !req
58. There are many kinds of people in the worldCopy !req
59. There is also an octagon man
I'll tell you his storyCopy !req
60. OK, his famous stance is called . . .Copy !req
61. 9 Heaven 10 Earth God TremblingCopy !req
62. Thunder Light Flashing Palm!Copy !req
63. Whenever he uses it, all the living thing,Copy !req
64. will turn into dust within a hundred mileCopy !req
65. Woo! You must be kiddingCopy !req
66. No one knows where he isCopy !req
67. But I have seen his half-face . . .Copy !req
68. Once by chanceCopy !req
69. Are you kidding?Copy !req
70. It's not possible to see his half-face!Copy !req
71. Because his half-face is hidden! Fool!Copy !req
72. What a fool!Copy !req
73. Have you heard of "Showing half face
by holding a Chinese guitar"?Copy !req
74. Have you ever gone to school? Fool!Copy !req
75. He is foolish and nonsenseCopy !req
76. Although I can only see his half-face,Copy !req
77. we adore each other at first sightCopy !req
78. So we made ourselves brothers before GodCopy !req
79. Shut-up!Copy !req
80. You naughty boy, everyone listen
to your bullshitting,Copy !req
81. thus, makes no one want the girlsCopy !req
82. They are not forced to listen!Copy !req
83. Nevertheless, prostitute is hazardous to healthCopy !req
84. So this is a creditCopy !req
85. How dare you answer back!Copy !req
86. Your sister is also a prostituteCopy !req
87. If no one wants her, she has to eat shitCopy !req
88. Shit do good to healthCopy !req
89. Then you can have itCopy !req
90. You tell me to eat-shit? I will kill youCopy !req
91. Thanks a lot, Mr BlindCopy !req
92. What drive you crazy?Copy !req
93. I'm sorry, sirCopy !req
94. Bastard, come down!Copy !req
95. You apologize firstCopy !req
96. What? Have you ever been beaten up?Copy !req
97. Help! Someone's penis is in trouble!Copy !req
98. Come up and see him!Copy !req
99. Help! His penis contractedCopy !req
100. Call for my sister quickly!Copy !req
101. Who is your sister!Copy !req
102. The Sex Scholar of Peking,
the no. one beauty, Wai Chun FaCopy !req
103. Excuse meCopy !req
104. It's a total mess!Copy !req
105. It's not wise to stay here any longerCopy !req
106. The leaders are all waiting for usCopy !req
107. He is the one whose penis contractedCopy !req
108. Let me have a lookCopy !req
109. Hey, where is your penis?Copy !req
110. Is he dead?Copy !req
111. Throw him out if he died, don't make here dirtyCopy !req
112. Who's got problem? Death? Not so easyCopy !req
113. It's Fatty Ching, we don't I know
whether he is dead or notCopy !req
114. It's very simple, hold him upCopy !req
115. What are you doing?Copy !req
116. According to my experience from all these yearsCopy !req
117. if a man has such kind of problemCopy !req
118. You can stab the sinusCopy !req
119. on the backbone hardly,Copy !req
120. Then it will come out at onceCopy !req
121. Make his ass up!Copy !req
122. Nearly being hit!Copy !req
123. Everything alright, go downCopy !req
124. Get away... stand aside!Copy !req
125. What's the matter?Copy !req
126. Freeze!Copy !req
127. We come to arrest the wanted traitor Chan Kan NamCopy !req
128. Search!Copy !req
129. Yes!Copy !req
130. Your MajestyCopy !req
131. What's going on outside?Copy !req
132. Your Majesty, O'Brian's powerful
four and their fellows are all hereCopy !req
133. Are they here for me?Copy !req
134. I don't think soCopy !req
135. What's the matter?Copy !req
136. Who knows where Chan Kan Nam is?Copy !req
137. He does!Copy !req
138. I am only a story teller!Copy !req
139. Take him back for questioningCopy !req
140. Don't kill the innocentCopy !req
141. Chan Kan Nam is here!Copy !req
142. Chan Kan Nam?Copy !req
143. Chow, run away if you get any chanceCopy !req
144. Master, these bastardsCopy !req
145. are not qualified to make us run like dogsCopy !req
146. Can you see? It's great!Copy !req
147. You shut up!Copy !req
148. Stop, kid!Copy !req
149. Come with me!Copy !req
150. Die!Copy !req
151. Shit!Copy !req
152. Don't panic, I will come to save youCopy !req
153. Come with me!Copy !req
154. Go inCopy !req
155. What is it?Copy !req
156. A dog-holeCopy !req
157. You want Chan get across the dog-holeCopy !req
158. NoCopy !req
159. They saw me rescuing youCopy !req
160. and will never know we go inside againCopy !req
161. A hero should be flexible life is more importantCopy !req
162. Hurry upCopy !req
163. How is the leader of Greenwood Branch?Copy !req
164. Dead alreadyCopy !req
165. I'll find some water to clean your eyes firstCopy !req
166. No, the lime powder will boilCopy !req
167. and make me blindCopy !req
168. What should I do?Copy !req
169. Heave to clean with vegetable oilCopy !req
170. OK, I'll get it inside the kitchen!Copy !req
171. Master!Copy !req
172. What's the matter?Copy !req
173. I am Hoi Tai Fu, the master
eunuch of the Attendant HouseCopy !req
174. You are Eunuch Hoi, I am glad to meet youCopy !req
175. I have the order from the kingCopy !req
176. His Majesty orders you to
withdraw all the soldiersCopy !req
177. YesCopy !req
178. Then we joint our hands to fight against O'BrianCopy !req
179. Cha!Copy !req
180. Hoi!Copy !req
181. Your Majesty!Copy !req
182. What's going on outside?Copy !req
183. All the soldiers have been withdrawnCopy !req
184. Your Majesty, we are ready to goCopy !req
185. OK!Copy !req
186. Our head officer orders us to retreat at onceCopy !req
187. I've go itCopy !req
188. DismissCopy !req
189. All the soldiers have goneCopy !req
190. I have to go tooCopy !req
191. If you go, you must bring him with youCopy !req
192. Because everyone have seen him rescue youCopy !req
193. We don't want the gov't come back and make troubleCopy !req
194. Master Chan, I adore you very muchCopy !req
195. Please adopt me as your student, OK?Copy !req
196. You?Copy !req
197. He saved your life, you should thank him anywayCopy !req
198. Don't you agree?Copy !req
199. If you don't let him follow you,
I'll kick him away tooCopy !req
200. So as not drag us downCopy !req
201. To join us is very dangerousCopy !req
202. Will you regret?Copy !req
203. If you teach me the unrivalled martial
art, I'll not be afraidCopy !req
204. What's your name?Copy !req
205. My name is Wilson BondCopy !req
206. OK, you will be my studentCopy !req
207. Follow me back to the HQs of our societyCopy !req
208. Thanks...Copy !req
209. After all the necessary procedures,Copy !req
210. You, Wilson Bond is one of our membersCopy !req
211. You will go to the Greenwood BranchCopy !req
212. We have 10 commandments, 20 regulationsCopy !req
213. 30 big rules, 80 small rulesCopy !req
214. If you commit one of these,Copy !req
215. you've to be killedCopy !req
216. even you're my studentCopy !req
217. Don't waste your energy, one chop can kill meCopy !req
218. Don't be silly, get upCopy !req
219. Our Greenwood Branch leader is
killed by the fellows of O'BrianCopy !req
220. We've to take his will as our willCopy !req
221. to kill the old bastard, O'BrianCopy !req
222. we'll drive the Manchuria KingCopy !req
223. and his fellow dogs away tooCopy !req
224. To resume our Ming DynastyCopy !req
225. Rebel Ching and resume Ming...Copy !req
226. Rebel Ching and resume Ming!Copy !req
227. And now, there is a very difficult taskCopy !req
228. I do hope there are someone
who will take it deliberatelyCopy !req
229. What is it?Copy !req
230. I know there are 4 books of
"42 chapters" inside the Ching palaceCopy !req
231. It conceive the secretCopy !req
232. of a big Manchurian treasureCopy !req
233. If we know the secret of the big treasure
which is found outside the boundary,Copy !req
234. We can get back all the fortuneCopy !req
235. they took from usCopy !req
236. We can also destroy their Fung-shui originCopy !req
237. If the Fung-shui of them is damaged,
it's the end of themCopy !req
238. Then we can resume the Ming
Dynasty in the near futureCopy !req
239. I'd like to send someone into
the palace to steal these booksCopy !req
240. But I know this is a very difficult and dangerousCopy !req
241. It's life risking!Copy !req
242. Please sit down if you don't want to do itCopy !req
243. - One take half
- You go that wayCopy !req
244. Bond, being green,Copy !req
245. it's very nice of you to take this job!Copy !req
246. Fine, I will make your wish come trueCopy !req
247. But the fact is, the stool . . .Copy !req
248. A man must not swallow his wordCopy !req
249. Do you know it violatedCopy !req
250. our commandment no.8?Copy !req
251. One hand & one foot should be cut as punishmentCopy !req
252. Whether this is the Heaven &
Earth Society or a swindler's group?Copy !req
253. Follow meCopy !req
254. Bond, you are a smart boyCopy !req
255. I can speak to you in a wise wayCopy !req
256. But the outside people cannotCopy !req
257. I don't understandCopy !req
258. Most of the clever and reasonable people,Copy !req
259. are now officers of the Ching Gov'tCopy !req
260. So if we have to fight against the Ching Gov'tCopy !req
261. only foolish people can be usedCopy !req
262. It's not possible to communicateCopy !req
263. with them in a reasonable wayCopy !req
264. We have to make them in a
hypnotic stage by religious meansCopy !req
265. To make them feel what they are doing is rightCopy !req
266. "Rebel Ching and resume Ming" is only a sloganCopy !req
267. It's just the same as "Abracadabra"Copy !req
268. The Ching Gov't bully us alwaysCopy !req
269. Rob all our money and womenCopy !req
270. So we must rebel the Ching Gov'tCopy !req
271. To get our money and women back, right?Copy !req
272. It is pointless to resume
the Ming Dynasty! No one caresCopy !req
273. OK, we are both clever people, I understand it allCopy !req
274. Please continueCopy !req
275. If we succeed,Copy !req
276. We can have uncountable money and womenCopy !req
277. Do you want to go?Copy !req
278. I doCopy !req
279. But you said it will be a life risking taskCopy !req
280. It makes me scareCopy !req
281. I can teach you the invincible Kung-fuCopy !req
282. It's so thick, I think I have
to practice for few monthsCopy !req
283. It's only the indexCopy !req
284. Those are the guide booksCopy !req
285. I think I have to study for whole yearCopy !req
286. I have studied 3 years,Copy !req
287. & practiced 30 yearsCopy !req
288. So as to obtain my invincible Kung-fuCopy !req
289. 30 years? How much time do I have for practicing?Copy !req
290. One nightCopy !req
291. There is still one night for practiceCopy !req
292. That mean it is life riskingCopy !req
293. Nom it'd be life risking if you watch them allCopy !req
294. But there is no chance for
survive if you don't watch itCopy !req
295. What are you doing?Copy !req
296. You're now going to be undercover,Copy !req
297. you will see our fellows one dayCopy !req
298. so I have to carve a mark for youCopy !req
299. To carve the slogan,Copy !req
300. "Rebel Ching and resume Ming" on your feetCopy !req
301. Please make it gentle! Oh, no!Copy !req
302. Ching-MingCopy !req
303. Give me the other legCopy !req
304. Nom I would like to have it laterCopy !req
305. Is it possible for me to carve
the other two words, OK?Copy !req
306. You must do itCopy !req
307. Otherwise, you might be killed by our fellowsCopy !req
308. It's worthless at all!Copy !req
309. Bond, you apply as a servant
in the palace tomorrowCopy !req
310. Someone from us will contact youCopy !req
311. The signal is one eye closedCopy !req
312. Such a long queue!Copy !req
313. No one queue up in the next line, why?Copy !req
314. Hello, is here also the recruitment unit?Copy !req
315. Yes, go inCopy !req
316. Thanks a lotCopy !req
317. What sort of bed is it?Copy !req
318. Is it very unstable? Why should I be lied up?Copy !req
319. You must be castrated to be an eunuchCopy !req
320. To be castrated, you have to be tied upCopy !req
321. Who wants to be an eunuch?Copy !req
322. You, of course!Copy !req
323. Your mother is an eunuch!Copy !req
324. I come to be a servant onlyCopy !req
325. We need eunuch urgently,
you have a very good prospectCopy !req
326. There are many advantages if you are castratedCopy !req
327. We're on the same side,
please stop making fun of me...Copy !req
328. Who makes fun of you?Copy !req
329. It's nonsense,Copy !req
330. I am here to apply for the attendant jobCopy !req
331. OK, please let me go...Copy !req
332. and line up on the right lineCopy !req
333. I am sorryCopy !req
334. Nom you are not allowed to goCopy !req
335. Never mind, who cares, fix himCopy !req
336. Save the "pig"Copy !req
337. Stop!Copy !req
338. Sir Hoi, we cannot do that!Copy !req
339. Why not?Copy !req
340. It'll take 2 months to recover after the surgeryCopy !req
341. But I need someone work for me immediatelyCopy !req
342. Hand him to me! I will take him back to he palaceCopy !req
343. and will castrate him later,Copy !req
344. Then . . .Copy !req
345. What? Loosen him nowCopy !req
346. Sorry, it's misunderstandingCopy !req
347. Mr. Blind, you look familiarCopy !req
348. I'll treat you somedayCopy !req
349. You want to go?Copy !req
350. Kid Kwai, change all the clothes for himCopy !req
351. You cannot use your name inside the palaceCopy !req
352. I'll call you,Copy !req
353. Kid Chun nowCopy !req
354. Can you sue another word instead of Chun?Copy !req
355. Chun, there are guards everywhere
inside the Forbidden CityCopy !req
356. It is highly securedCopy !req
357. So you are not allowed to walk around as you wishCopy !req
358. Or, you will be executed, understand?Copy !req
359. Are you scared?Copy !req
360. NoCopy !req
361. They why do you jump on me?Copy !req
362. I think you like it! I am sorryCopy !req
363. Light the later, Kwai!Copy !req
364. Cha!Copy !req
365. What's the matter?Copy !req
366. This way! Sir!Copy !req
367. Oh, I appreciate your sun glasses so muchCopy !req
368. It's quite good!Copy !req
369. You know the way of appreciation, don't you?Copy !req
370. Quite a bitCopy !req
371. As a handsome and strong man like youCopy !req
372. Moreover, you are the only eunuch who has beardCopy !req
373. You're smart enough even without the glasses!Copy !req
374. You are making fun on me, Chun!Copy !req
375. No, sir!Copy !req
376. This moustache is fakeCopy !req
377. An eunuch is an incomplete manCopy !req
378. This take moustacheCopy !req
379. can save some dignity for meCopy !req
380. What are you doing?Copy !req
381. Sir, what are those things inside the bottles?Copy !req
382. Penis!Copy !req
383. Penis?Copy !req
384. The first one is a deer's penisCopy !req
385. The second one is tiger's penisCopy !req
386. The third one is rhinoceros's penisCopy !req
387. The fourth one must be the penis of an elephant!Copy !req
388. NoCopy !req
389. It's from human beingCopy !req
390. It's my lovely DickCopy !req
391. You have got a big oneCopy !req
392. As big as mineCopy !req
393. I changed the bottles this morningCopy !req
394. Sir Hoi's is in this bottleCopy !req
395. This is only carrot!Copy !req
396. Let me seeCopy !req
397. I can't find itCopy !req
398. You can see more clearly though thisCopy !req
399. I have got itCopy !req
400. It's very tiny and cuteCopy !req
401. I castrated when I was one year old,
this is above standardCopy !req
402. The one who castrated you was far above standardCopy !req
403. He has got good eyes!Copy !req
404. Everybody's Dick is stored at the Dick's house,Copy !req
405. I don't want my Dick lost, so I place it hereCopy !req
406. Please don't worry, I will have my eyes on itCopy !req
407. Shit, I want to pissCopy !req
408. Sir, whether you stand or squat when you piss?Copy !req
409. What are you talking about?Copy !req
410. I think you have to fall on your faceCopy !req
411. Queue before the toilet?Copy !req
412. I won't waitCopy !req
413. Friend, do you mind my presence?Copy !req
414. You are the first oneCopy !req
415. I ever seen bleeding during pissingCopy !req
416. Kid Chun, what kind of martial art you practiced?Copy !req
417. It makes your half-tail going up?Copy !req
418. There...Copy !req
419. What happened?Copy !req
420. Many...Copy !req
421. Dead bodies!Copy !req
422. How do you know?Copy !req
423. and how do you know my hair-tail going up?Copy !req
424. I can see itCopy !req
425. Aren't you blind?Copy !req
426. Who tell you I am blind?Copy !req
427. NoCopy !req
428. It's only because all the
kids under me were all dead,Copy !req
429. otherwise I will not break the rule tonight...Copy !req
430. as to take you in before castrationCopy !req
431. You've to sneak into the residential
palace of Empress Dowager with Kwai tonightCopy !req
432. and find me a very important thingCopy !req
433. Sir, please let me goCopy !req
434. Everyone went never came back againCopy !req
435. Their dead bodies were found in
the Imperial Garden in the next dayCopy !req
436. Their bodies are frozenCopy !req
437. Sir, please let me go, sir...Copy !req
438. You should not be scared like thisCopy !req
439. I am a newcomer, I can refuse goingCopy !req
440. But you have been here for such a long timeCopy !req
441. You should not disobey your masterCopy !req
442. Don't worryCopy !req
443. I will persuade him to go aloneCopy !req
444. Be frank, I will beat you if you don't goCopy !req
445. Sir, I am hurt, I'd like to
ask for 2 days' sick-leaveCopy !req
446. I cannot go though I wish toCopy !req
447. Kwai, do you think you can...Copy !req
448. escape from my martial arts?Copy !req
449. I have to bet on my luckCopy !req
450. Bone dissolved soft palm!Copy !req
451. Stop!Copy !req
452. You need not feel sorryCopy !req
453. It's not very bad for you to hit himCopy !req
454. in this distanceCopy !req
455. I think you power possibly is greater than mineCopy !req
456. What?Copy !req
457. How do you think?Copy !req
458. The Bone dissolved soft palm?Copy !req
459. The two I have just treated you are
the Bone dissolved soft palm tooCopy !req
460. Out of my expectationCopy !req
461. What are you doing?Copy !req
462. I was hit by you, my bone is now dissolving . . .Copy !req
463. The one you got is only a chronic oneCopy !req
464. Chronic!Copy !req
465. Look at your left handCopy !req
466. If the green shadow pass through your elbow,Copy !req
467. you will dieCopy !req
468. But there is one month leftCopy !req
469. Sir. I have never offended you beforeCopy !req
470. Why do you push me to death?Copy !req
471. If you go to the palace of Empress DowagerCopy !req
472. and get me something,Copy !req
473. then I will cure youCopy !req
474. Shit, I was hit againCopy !req
475. Those touches are notCopy !req
476. Actually, what do you want me to steal for you?Copy !req
477. The Book of 42 Chapters for meCopy !req
478. Book of 42 Chapters?Copy !req
479. Cut the crap, go nowCopy !req
480. Don't be scaredCopy !req
481. Below is the residential place of Empress DowagerCopy !req
482. Everyday at this hours,
she goes to the Temple worshipping GodsCopy !req
483. She won't be back in next two hoursCopy !req
484. So you get plenty of timeCopy !req
485. Pass the book to me immediately if you find itCopy !req
486. What if she comes back suddenly?Copy !req
487. I will protect you all the way!Copy !req
488. Go down!Copy !req
489. It's very high! Not possible!Copy !req
490. I'll send you with my palm powerCopy !req
491. Take it easy! You will be OK!Copy !req
492. Yes! I am OK!Copy !req
493. It's just an accidentCopy !req
494. Welcome your Highness back homeCopy !req
495. So quick?Copy !req
496. Empress Dowager has a big party!Copy !req
497. Your Highness, since you feel sickCopy !req
498. Please let me take off your clothesCopy !req
499. Wa! She looks uglyCopy !req
500. However, I will not refuse herCopy !req
501. Take it off!Copy !req
502. She knows martial art tooCopy !req
503. I found it! Isn't it true?Copy !req
504. You bastard eunuch! You are a thief!Copy !req
505. What's your name?Copy !req
506. You don't know me? You must be a newcomerCopy !req
507. Yes! May I know your name?Copy !req
508. Mister?Copy !req
509. Do you think I am a Mister?Copy !req
510. Then, are you an eunuch?Copy !req
511. Yes!Copy !req
512. That's okay. We are friendsCopy !req
513. Give it back to me!Copy !req
514. NoCopy !req
515. If you don't, I will beat you!Copy !req
516. Even you give me now, I will beat you!Copy !req
517. You bastard!Copy !req
518. I kill you I kill...Copy !req
519. - Help!
- Don't run!Copy !req
520. Brother!Copy !req
521. Everything's okay It's just an accident!Copy !req
522. Don't run, stop there!Copy !req
523. Brother, help
Someone are chasing after me! BrotherCopy !req
524. Who are you?Copy !req
525. None of your businessCopy !req
526. What is going on?Copy !req
527. Don't think I was scared by you twoCopy !req
528. Give me back the book now!Copy !req
529. Come up if you've gutsCopy !req
530. Why did you dispute with him?Copy !req
531. Who is his superior?Copy !req
532. I will tell his superior to punish him!Copy !req
533. Please don't! This guy is funnyCopy !req
534. He thought both of us are eunuchCopy !req
535. Is he a fool!Copy !req
536. All the people hereCopy !req
537. is scared like a quail when they saw usCopy !req
538. But he did notCopy !req
539. He dares to hit meCopy !req
540. With all his mightCopy !req
541. Come here if you've gutsCopy !req
542. I'll beat you up thereCopy !req
543. There must be some traps I am not a foolCopy !req
544. Come down to fight if you are a manCopy !req
545. You love fighting?Copy !req
546. I don't like fightingCopy !req
547. But there are so many people
who like to be beaten by me!Copy !req
548. That's fine!Copy !req
549. Tell me your rules!Copy !req
550. I have three fighting rulesCopy !req
551. The first, not allowed to hit my faceCopy !req
552. The second, only allowed to hit your faceCopy !req
553. You cunning eunuchCopy !req
554. Go to hellCopy !req
555. Time break!Copy !req
556. Want to play some tricks?Copy !req
557. This guy stole my bookCopy !req
558. You order him to give it back
Then I will fight againCopy !req
559. Stop!Copy !req
560. Did you steal?Copy !req
561. No!Copy !req
562. Beat him! Beat him!Copy !req
563. You said no with the book in your hand!Copy !req
564. I tell you You will regret if my fellows come!Copy !req
565. My master is invincibleCopy !req
566. You will be damn hurt when he sneezesCopy !req
567. Who is your master?Copy !req
568. He is Mr . . .Copy !req
569. Sir Hoi,Copy !req
570. the invincible Sir Hoi Tai FuCopy !req
571. Hoi Tai Fu is your master?Copy !req
572. Are you scared?Copy !req
573. Scared to laugh?Copy !req
574. Isn't he funny?Copy !req
575. It's funny! But his Kung Fu is poorCopy !req
576. So . . .Copy !req
577. No need to write apologies letterCopy !req
578. That's okay if you surrender
and give the book back to meCopy !req
579. That's enough for today!
I will play with you tomorrowCopy !req
580. If you can conquer me tomorrow,Copy !req
581. I will give the book to youCopy !req
582. And give you another one as a gift!Copy !req
583. You have another one?Copy !req
584. YesCopy !req
585. It's boring! It is useless!Copy !req
586. BrotherCopy !req
587. There is an eunuch whose standard,
and age are moreCopy !req
588. or less same as youCopy !req
589. Yes!Copy !req
590. He robbedCopy !req
591. my Forty-two Chapter BookCopy !req
592. which I've tried my best to get itCopy !req
593. he wants to fight with me again tomorrow!Copy !req
594. He will only give it back if I could conquer him!Copy !req
595. Another hit!Copy !req
596. How dareCopy !req
597. you lie?Copy !req
598. No!Copy !req
599. I disclosed your name but he beat me harder thenCopy !req
600. He has a letter for you! Here it is!Copy !req
601. Hoi, this eunuch is very funny,Copy !req
602. but his Kung Fu is poorCopy !req
603. Please teach him your most powerful Kung-fuCopy !req
604. So he can always play with me!Copy !req
605. Don't punish himCopy !req
606. You cannot treat him bad!
Moreover you have to obey himCopy !req
607. Take my words serious!Copy !req
608. If not, I will be unhappy!Copy !req
609. What did he say? Is there something special?Copy !req
610. What kind of martial artCopy !req
611. you want to learn to fight against this guy?Copy !req
612. It seems he owes this guy a lotCopy !req
613. You would like me to learn
from you, wouldn't you?Copy !req
614. Okay, then teach me the Bone-dissolved soft palmCopy !req
615. If you practice it for fifty years,Copy !req
616. you can have some achievementCopy !req
617. The unrivalled Kung-fu has to
be practiced for such a long timeCopy !req
618. I will lay in the coffin on the half wayCopy !req
619. How can I use it to fight You're a loserCopy !req
620. You're right Moreover, it is too powerfulCopy !req
621. I'm afraid it will hurt our...Copy !req
622. What?Copy !req
623. Peaceful of the palace!Copy !req
624. Tell me if you have anythingCopy !req
625. so I can chooseCopy !req
626. Okay!Copy !req
627. Sir!Copy !req
628. What's the matter?Copy !req
629. I feel hungryCopy !req
630. Prepare something for me to eatCopy !req
631. What a great handle! What's the use of it?Copy !req
632. You cannot manage it! Change a lighter oneCopy !req
633. That's quite good!Copy !req
634. Please help me!Copy !req
635. Damn you asshole!Copy !req
636. How can you cut like this!Copy !req
637. Change itCopy !req
638. Is it funny flying up and down?Copy !req
639. Are you still a kid?Copy !req
640. You know I am eating!Copy !req
641. You made all the leave falling downCopy !req
642. Can you stay calm for a little while, old man?Copy !req
643. Kid Chun, how dare you?Copy !req
644. It's you who want me to learnCopy !req
645. What's the matter?Copy !req
646. Stop!Copy !req
647. Are you tired of it?Copy !req
648. Shit!Copy !req
649. Hold itCopy !req
650. What's the matter?Copy !req
651. How do you call this stance?Copy !req
652. The never missing heart-fetching dragon handCopy !req
653. The never missing tits-fetching dragon hand?Copy !req
654. What are you thinking?Copy !req
655. I want this oneCopy !req
656. This one?Copy !req
657. I will put my whole effort on itCopy !req
658. Attack!Copy !req
659. Where do you learn it from?Copy !req
660. None of your business,Copy !req
661. I usually use it on womenCopy !req
662. As you are not a bad guy,Copy !req
663. so I break my rule to show youCopy !req
664. Brother,Copy !req
665. you loss todayCopy !req
666. Don't come over, his stance is dirtyCopy !req
667. He fetches hereCopy !req
668. Take care of yourself firstCopy !req
669. We agreed not to hit the faceCopy !req
670. But you attack my chest!Copy !req
671. So what?Copy !req
672. You don't make money with your tits!Copy !req
673. But I make money with my faceCopy !req
674. You bastard eunuch A dirty gibberCopy !req
675. Aren't you an eunuch?Copy !req
676. Only the king has Dick inside the Forbidden CityCopy !req
677. Who do you think you are?Copy !req
678. What would you say?Copy !req
679. Surrender or not?Copy !req
680. Nonsense!Copy !req
681. - I'm hurt . . .
- You lose?Copy !req
682. hands off, I surrenderCopy !req
683. Bingo!Copy !req
684. You lost!Copy !req
685. Are you crazy? Don't touch me, it's painCopy !req
686. You make me fetch youCopy !req
687. How do you feel?Copy !req
688. It's pain!Copy !req
689. Why do you have...Copy !req
690. You just said,Copy !req
691. only the king has Dick inside the Forbidden CityCopy !req
692. King?Copy !req
693. Your Majesty,Copy !req
694. Sir O'Brian is coming to see youCopy !req
695. So what shall we do?Copy !req
696. Old bastard!Copy !req
697. He comes to the imperial
Reading Room without my orderCopy !req
698. He is too ridiculous!Copy !req
699. You two hide up firstCopy !req
700. Hurry up!Copy !req
701. Hide up! Quick!Copy !req
702. Down under hereCopy !req
703. - Your Majesty!
- Your Majesty!Copy !req
704. Get upCopy !req
705. Thank you, your MajestyCopy !req
706. I wonder, all of you come to see me so urgently,Copy !req
707. are there anything very important to tell me?Copy !req
708. Please issue an Imperial ProclamationCopy !req
709. to arrest Scholar SonyCopy !req
710. Scholar Sony is at the same level as you doCopy !req
711. He is one of the 4 advisorsCopy !req
712. to the throne assigned by fatherCopy !req
713. He contributes to our countryCopy !req
714. Why do you urge me to arrest him?Copy !req
715. Sony is guilty, he makes our people angryCopy !req
716. Our military dept goes against himCopy !req
717. It's not possible to control our
people if we do not put him in jailCopy !req
718. So our fellow officials ask meCopy !req
719. to urge your Majesty,Copy !req
720. Please issue the Imperial ProclamationCopy !req
721. You have no evidence, how can I arrest my advisor?Copy !req
722. My word is evidenceCopy !req
723. I control the military troops which
have over millions of soldiersCopy !req
724. Military command from me can never be alteredCopy !req
725. I give a command, thousand heads
will fall on the groundCopy !req
726. So don't you think I am a liar?Copy !req
727. Even you think I am a liar,Copy !req
728. Are all the officials liars?Copy !req
729. Please think it overCopy !req
730. I have to think it overCopy !req
731. Civilians are in hand timeCopy !req
732. You should not delay any longerCopy !req
733. I have to think it overCopy !req
734. Your Majesty, please let me grind the inkstoneCopy !req
735. Hey!Copy !req
736. He is O'Brian?Copy !req
737. YesCopy !req
738. He is very tough!Copy !req
739. YesCopy !req
740. What do you think? I am not a girlCopy !req
741. I know you are not a girlCopy !req
742. I know you are not a boy tooCopy !req
743. Stop it!Copy !req
744. Who's inside?Copy !req
745. It's meCopy !req
746. You bold eunuch, why do you hid here?Copy !req
747. Guess!Copy !req
748. Soldiers, drag him out for executionCopy !req
749. - Stop!
- Stop!Copy !req
750. Who is he?Copy !req
751. He . . . he is my intimate officerCopy !req
752. Intimate officer?Copy !req
753. Intimate officer? I haven't heard of it beforeCopy !req
754. Don't you want dying to speak
to his Majesty so proudly?Copy !req
755. I'm sorry, Your MajestyCopy !req
756. Look at me?Copy !req
757. Ridiculous!Copy !req
758. What's your name?
How old are you? Where do you work?Copy !req
759. Don't look, speak upCopy !req
760. Why do you get up? Drop!Copy !req
761. What are you looking?Copy !req
762. I don't care who this guy isCopy !req
763. I just want you to arrest Sony nowCopy !req
764. What are you doingCopy !req
765. Our majesty has his own decision Shut upCopy !req
766. Actually, Sony doesn't pay the billCopy !req
767. seduce your wife . . .Copy !req
768. We all know itCopy !req
769. Bullshit!Copy !req
770. I haven't finishedCopy !req
771. Actually, I am a special agent of our MajestyCopy !req
772. Undercover,Copy !req
773. - Yes
- the top undercoverCopy !req
774. I am sent to check you upCopy !req
775. So as to know who is the undercover of SonyCopy !req
776. You are so eager to kill himCopy !req
777. I think you are on the same boat with himCopy !req
778. BullshitCopy !req
779. I control the military forceCopy !req
780. I don't need to co-operate with SonyCopy !req
781. - Oh
- Oh...Copy !req
782. Oh . . .Copy !req
783. - What is it?
- What's you opinion?Copy !req
784. Do you want to intimidate?Copy !req
785. Everybody hears that he intimidate our MajestyCopy !req
786. I didn't...Copy !req
787. I heard it, so do his Majesty,
no excuse this time,Copy !req
788. Hey men, Drag him out for executionCopy !req
789. Hold itCopy !req
790. Since you are a good boy, I give you a chanceCopy !req
791. Dismiss nowCopy !req
792. I kill you glibber!Copy !req
793. Thanks! But I won't bother youCopy !req
794. If our Majesty wishes,Copy !req
795. everyone could not keep his headCopy !req
796. But I don't know who first, you or me?Copy !req
797. Sir O'Brian, I will find
the solution of Sony's caseCopy !req
798. I will send you reward tomorrowCopy !req
799. You should go with all the officials nowCopy !req
800. Sir O'Brian, we leave nowCopy !req
801. He is a born heroCopy !req
802. Farewell, Your MajestyCopy !req
803. BrotherCopy !req
804. Kid Chun is smarter than you this timeCopy !req
805. You are scared like a quail!Copy !req
806. Thanks a lotCopy !req
807. You are welcomeCopy !req
808. I touched the your Dick by accident,
I'd be sentenced to deathCopy !req
809. Please forgive meCopy !req
810. You are innocentCopy !req
811. Thanks, Your MajestyCopy !req
812. Brother, I think Kid Chun is very cute,Copy !req
813. can you assign him to me?Copy !req
814. Stop fooling aroundCopy !req
815. Get up, I do need someone to help meCopy !req
816. Kid Chun is a clever and brave boyCopy !req
817. Do you mind working for me?Copy !req
818. It's my pleasureCopy !req
819. I will grant youCopy !req
820. the title of Imperial Top UndercoverCopy !req
821. I've got itCopy !req
822. You have to assist me to go against O'Brian,Copy !req
823. As well as Hoi Tai Fu tooCopy !req
824. Hoi Tai Fu?Copy !req
825. Hoi is an intimate subordinate of my fatherCopy !req
826. I discovered that he acted very odd,Copy !req
827. I am afraid he has some tricksCopy !req
828. Moreover, Hoi has prejudice
against Empress DowagerCopy !req
829. I want you to keep an eye on
him and report his behaviorCopy !req
830. YesCopy !req
831. The relationship between us,
and the things happened today,Copy !req
832. only 3 of us know it,Copy !req
833. if you leak out this secret,Copy !req
834. I will cut your head offCopy !req
835. YesCopy !req
836. But if she leaks it out?Copy !req
837. Your head will be cut off tooCopy !req
838. Your Majesty is fair and just,Copy !req
839. I respect you whole heartedlyCopy !req
840. You should attend whenever I want to see youCopy !req
841. Assist me to look over the traitorsCopy !req
842. Cha!Copy !req
843. You can look over me tooCopy !req
844. The stance I suedCopy !req
845. was to hold his legsCopy !req
846. He turned his head,Copy !req
847. I use the stance so called "Lion seize the peach"Copy !req
848. Isn't it "Monkey seize the peach"?Copy !req
849. Can't a lion eat peach?Copy !req
850. Please don't disturb!Copy !req
851. So I used the "Lion Seize the peach"Copy !req
852. I fail!Copy !req
853. But I got some hair in my handCopy !req
854. guess why!Copy !req
855. Was it the hair of the armpit?Copy !req
856. NoCopy !req
857. Ridiculous!Copy !req
858. You're not the first one who
break my tables and chairsCopy !req
859. I am well preparedCopy !req
860. Do you know except
for the Bone-dissolved soft palmCopy !req
861. I have the Rope-dissolved soft leg tooCopy !req
862. How about the 42 Chapter book?Copy !req
863. I don't remember where I put itCopy !req
864. Has the green shadow reached your elbow yet?Copy !req
865. Soon!Copy !req
866. But is you cure me,Copy !req
867. may be I can rememberCopy !req
868. Dare you play tricks?Copy !req
869. Who is it?Copy !req
870. Hoi, we are sent from the Empress DowagerCopy !req
871. I am ill, sorry for impolite receptionCopy !req
872. Has Empress Dowager had any order for me?Copy !req
873. Her Highness wants Kid ChunCopy !req
874. Is Chun misbehaved himself?Copy !req
875. Cut the crap, ask Chun outCopy !req
876. We've to hurry backCopy !req
877. Why does she want you?Copy !req
878. May be I am handsomeCopy !req
879. This is poisonCopy !req
880. Put it into her teaCopy !req
881. or wine if you get any chanceCopy !req
882. It's dangerousCopy !req
883. I'll protect youCopy !req
884. GoCopy !req
885. Everyone bullies meCopy !req
886. Are you Kid Chun?Copy !req
887. Yes, is Empress Dowager looking for me?Copy !req
888. Thanks, please lead my wayCopy !req
889. I've never refusedCopy !req
890. What's wrong?Copy !req
891. You can rape, but don't killCopy !req
892. We just earn for living,
it's not necessary to kill, right?Copy !req
893. Does the Empress know I am not castrated?Copy !req
894. If so, it's deadCopy !req
895. Who is it?Copy !req
896. You...Copy !req
897. Don't you recognize me?Copy !req
898. I am thinkingCopy !req
899. Though my brother didn't grant you to me,Copy !req
900. you can't escape from me?Copy !req
901. I can order the maid of my mom to take you hereCopy !req
902. Mom? that meansCopy !req
903. The Empress is my momCopy !req
904. The Emperor is my botherCopy !req
905. So you...Copy !req
906. Kneel down in front of the princess nowCopy !req
907. YesCopy !req
908. Too late, you're offensive, killCopy !req
909. Don't be madCopy !req
910. But I am tied upCopy !req
911. I don't care, you're offensive, killCopy !req
912. I'm considering to dig your
eyes out or cut you noseCopy !req
913. Or cut the organ that you shouldn't haveCopy !req
914. I suggest . . .Copy !req
915. Why don't you let me free first?Copy !req
916. I will do anything you want, is it OK?Copy !req
917. We can try!Copy !req
918. Give me a handsome lookCopy !req
919. Not necessaryCopy !req
920. I am always handsomeCopy !req
921. Give me an ugly lookCopy !req
922. No, it's useless no matter how hard I tryCopy !req
923. Give me an indecent lookCopy !req
924. Not necessaryCopy !req
925. You get it when you look at the mirrorCopy !req
926. Me?Copy !req
927. How bold are you, it's not funnyCopy !req
928. OK, I'll let you freeCopy !req
929. How about being a turtle?Copy !req
930. I am sorry, I can be anything,Copy !req
931. but not a turtleCopy !req
932. Why?Copy !req
933. This is my principle!Copy !req
934. Well, I'll beat you if you don't obeyCopy !req
935. OK, I'll do itCopy !req
936. I don't want itCopy !req
937. Laugh . . .Copy !req
938. Don't hit meCopy !req
939. Continue, laughCopy !req
940. I'd rather be a turtle, it's funnyCopy !req
941. Then!Copy !req
942. Sure, trust meCopy !req
943. Ok, then you act as a turtle and I'll hit youCopy !req
944. Quick!Copy !req
945. That's too much!Copy !req
946. Why?Copy !req
947. Why do you force me?Copy !req
948. Come on, I beg youCopy !req
949. Hit me!Copy !req
950. Are you kidding?Copy !req
951. Yes, please,Copy !req
952. use you most powerful stanceCopy !req
953. I know only one stanceCopy !req
954. So use itCopy !req
955. Come on, please hit meCopy !req
956. How can I do it?Copy !req
957. Hurry up...Copy !req
958. I'll do as you wishCopy !req
959. Princess, I am comingCopy !req
960. You're a fool, why are you so scared?Copy !req
961. I'll treat you goodCopy !req
962. Don't be big mouthCopy !req
963. I know how to doCopy !req
964. There is a new clothe, dress it up nowCopy !req
965. Don't let anyone take advantage on youCopy !req
966. What are you doing here?Copy !req
967. Playing gamesCopy !req
968. SureCopy !req
969. King-ning,Copy !req
970. I know you're naughtyCopy !req
971. But you should not mess around with this eunuch!Copy !req
972. Although there won't be anything harmful,Copy !req
973. if anyone knows, how can I face them?Copy !req
974. I won't do it againCopy !req
975. I'll forgive you this time, but never do it againCopy !req
976. May I be excused?Copy !req
977. Stay where you areCopy !req
978. What?Copy !req
979. For the sake of the Princess's reputation,Copy !req
980. I've to treat you that wayCopy !req
981. NoCopy !req
982. Let him go, otherwise I'll kill the PrincessCopy !req
983. Who are you?Copy !req
984. You trespassed in my bedroom several times,Copy !req
985. do you know it's severe crime?Copy !req
986. You disguise the Empress Dowager,
it's also a severe crimeCopy !req
987. Bullshit!Copy !req
988. It's truthCopy !req
989. I know you're using . . .Copy !req
990. the martial arts from Dragon SectCopy !req
991. Why are you here?Copy !req
992. Speak upCopy !req
993. You want me to tell you?
Let's see whether you are qualified or notCopy !req
994. Snake hand?Copy !req
995. It's peanut, how dare you fight against me?Copy !req
996. Your power is really greatCopy !req
997. But you are not that experiencedCopy !req
998. My God, what happened?Copy !req
999. Don't panicCopy !req
1000. Kill the bitch for me!Copy !req
1001. I've never killed a chicken beforeCopy !req
1002. I don't think that's goodCopy !req
1003. You offend me?Copy !req
1004. Bond, take my dragon prickCopy !req
1005. and stab between his eyebrowsCopy !req
1006. I'll make you a ministerCopy !req
1007. It's lucky if you don't kill meCopy !req
1008. I don't believe youCopy !req
1009. Don't trust herCopy !req
1010. Her vitality chain is broken,Copy !req
1011. she'll go crazy if she movesCopy !req
1012. Take the prick and stab in her headCopy !req
1013. It's not my business!Copy !req
1014. Can you two ignore my presence?Copy !req
1015. Chun, kill herCopy !req
1016. If I die,Copy !req
1017. no one could cure youCopy !req
1018. I'll cure youCopy !req
1019. She doesn't know how!Copy !req
1020. the King is comingCopy !req
1021. The King's coming,Copy !req
1022. don't you think he will trust you?Copy !req
1023. He'll kill you firstCopy !req
1024. I'll kill you even risking my lifeCopy !req
1025. Don't be madCopy !req
1026. You'd better cure me firstCopy !req
1027. Get outCopy !req
1028. It's the fact!Copy !req
1029. I didn't mean itCopy !req
1030. MotherCopy !req
1031. Your MajestyCopy !req
1032. I passed your palace just nowCopy !req
1033. and heard a loud noiseCopy !req
1034. What happened?Copy !req
1035. There was an assassinCopy !req
1036. Luckily, this brave eunuchCopy !req
1037. saved my lifeCopy !req
1038. Chun, have you seen the assassin?Copy !req
1039. Yes or no?Copy !req
1040. Yes, but I cannot recognize himCopy !req
1041. Princess is fainted insideCopy !req
1042. Fainted!Copy !req
1043. Guards, go get the doctorCopy !req
1044. And strengthen the security hereCopy !req
1045. Cha!Copy !req
1046. You're scared, take a rest firstCopy !req
1047. Yes, Your HighnessCopy !req
1048. Leave me aloneCopy !req
1049. Any discovery?Copy !req
1050. Not yetCopy !req
1051. Why don't you go and watch over Hoi now?Copy !req
1052. Hurry nowCopy !req
1053. I beg youCopy !req
1054. If you turn into ghost,Copy !req
1055. please do not come back and frighten me!Copy !req
1056. Thanks a lot!Copy !req
1057. Hoi, it's not my fault!Copy !req
1058. If you want to take revenge,Copy !req
1059. you'd go to the EmpressCopy !req
1060. But not meCopy !req
1061. I'll burn you more paper moneyCopy !req
1062. You must find the right body to take revengeCopy !req
1063. I'm innocentCopy !req
1064. Dicky! You're Dicky!Copy !req
1065. Here is a dickCopy !req
1066. Is this tongue like your dick? Yes! Yes!Copy !req
1067. No! You look like my dickCopy !req
1068. Sir I can only acceptCopy !req
1069. if you say my tongue is like you dickCopy !req
1070. You look like a dickCopy !req
1071. Ridiculous. He must be a crazy!Copy !req
1072. You are a dick!Copy !req
1073. You want to find the dick? Come with meCopy !req
1074. Here is a dick!Copy !req
1075. Here!Copy !req
1076. Here is a dick! Here!Copy !req
1077. Dick is here!Copy !req
1078. Here!Copy !req
1079. You drink it up first,Copy !req
1080. then you can have many dicksCopy !req
1081. I'll find some herbs for youCopy !req
1082. You eat it, then your dick will become enormousCopy !req
1083. Enormous?Copy !req
1084. Enormous!Copy !req
1085. Great!Copy !req
1086. Run away is the best idea!Copy !req
1087. I drink it up! Why there is no dick?Copy !req
1088. Where is the dick?Copy !req
1089. Where is the herb?Copy !req
1090. Give me the herbs, quick!Copy !req
1091. Give me the herbs. QuickCopy !req
1092. I found herbs for youCopy !req
1093. No! That is poison!Copy !req
1094. Tasteful...Copy !req
1095. Is he really crazy?Copy !req
1096. Sir...Copy !req
1097. Sir, are you okay?Copy !req
1098. I ask you!Copy !req
1099. Why do you follow my words?Copy !req
1100. Do you obey to me?Copy !req
1101. Do you obey to me!Copy !req
1102. That's wonderful!Copy !req
1103. Cure me nowCopy !req
1104. Oh . . . No!Copy !req
1105. Oh... no!Copy !req
1106. I'll cure you!Copy !req
1107. Damn you dick!Copy !req
1108. Your kindness!Copy !req
1109. What do you want to tell me?Copy !req
1110. I follow your instruction to watch over Sir HoiCopy !req
1111. But it was known by himCopy !req
1112. How could he know?Copy !req
1113. He knew everythingCopy !req
1114. because I spoke out in a dreamCopy !req
1115. He wanted to kill meCopy !req
1116. It's lucky that I spoke out your nameCopy !req
1117. while I fought with himCopy !req
1118. It just like God-blessed
I hit his death sinus by chanceCopy !req
1119. And now, Sir Hoi went crazyCopy !req
1120. Please forgive my fault!Copy !req
1121. You are very bold!Copy !req
1122. Yes! Yes! I am a boyCopy !req
1123. You cheat me! You are a disguised eunuchCopy !req
1124. No, I am not!Copy !req
1125. You're telling liesCopy !req
1126. I've looked the list of eunuchs thoroughlyCopy !req
1127. I didn't find your nameCopy !req
1128. Your name never appeared on
the castration record, tooCopy !req
1129. Where do you come from?Copy !req
1130. I tell you the truth I was being forcedCopy !req
1131. I wish to be servant in the place at first!Copy !req
1132. But I was found by Sir HoiCopy !req
1133. I don't know why he chose meCopy !req
1134. He forced me to be an eunuch until nowCopy !req
1135. I don't mean to cheat you, your MajestyCopy !req
1136. Okay! Then you get up firstCopy !req
1137. Thanks! Your Majesty!Copy !req
1138. You tell the truth to me!Copy !req
1139. Have you castrated yet?Copy !req
1140. No!Copy !req
1141. Nothing comes from nothingCopy !req
1142. The world is fairCopy !req
1143. I fetched the Dragon's dick before
and you are fetching me nowCopy !req
1144. This is very meaningfulCopy !req
1145. My loyalty to Your MajestyCopy !req
1146. is just like the river, flows endlesslyCopy !req
1147. It's also like the flooding
of Yellow River, never stoppedCopy !req
1148. That's enoughCopy !req
1149. This compensate for your fetch last timeCopy !req
1150. We don't owe each other thenCopy !req
1151. Thanks you for your excellent fetchCopy !req
1152. It's good for you of not being an eunuchCopy !req
1153. According to the law issued by my ancestorsCopy !req
1154. Eunuch cannot influent politicsCopy !req
1155. I can make you officer since you are not an eunuchCopy !req
1156. What is your name?Copy !req
1157. My name is Wilson Bond Born in the capitalCopy !req
1158. O'Brian killed Sony!Copy !req
1159. What?Copy !req
1160. O'Brian is pushing meCopy !req
1161. But I think I can retreat no more this timeCopy !req
1162. I must kill this old bastardCopy !req
1163. He controls the military forceCopy !req
1164. If I make any more, I do afraid he will . . .Copy !req
1165. RebelCopy !req
1166. He is not able to have soldiersCopy !req
1167. and troops with him all the timeCopy !req
1168. We can attack him while he is aloneCopy !req
1169. I've the same ideaCopy !req
1170. Duran!Copy !req
1171. I'm here, Your MajestyCopy !req
1172. Where did you come from?Copy !req
1173. It's a secret Why should I tell you?Copy !req
1174. You're rightCopy !req
1175. Duran is my security head
He is loyalty to the countryCopy !req
1176. Wilson Bond is...Copy !req
1177. my initimate officerCopy !req
1178. I gather both of you hereCopy !req
1179. as to discuss how . . .Copy !req
1180. to create a chance for you twoCopy !req
1181. to kill O'Brian togetherCopy !req
1182. Are you scared?Copy !req
1183. No... NoCopy !req
1184. If anyone knows this secretCopy !req
1185. I will kill you bothCopy !req
1186. I have ordered O'Brian to come to my reading roomCopy !req
1187. Please suggest how we can kill him!Copy !req
1188. We can use the old trick which
Emperor Chin was assassinatedCopy !req
1189. We hide the sword inside the painting roll,
then he'll be finishedCopy !req
1190. May be we can serve him with poisoned wineCopy !req
1191. Your Majesty, if O'Brain is still aliveCopy !req
1192. I will lay an ambush of twelve powerful guardsCopy !req
1193. as to kill him by massive forceCopy !req
1194. O'Brain is invincible
I do afraid you cannot kill himCopy !req
1195. I don't think so Moreover we can set traps!Copy !req
1196. Good!Copy !req
1197. We have another powerful guy there!Copy !req
1198. Who's he?Copy !req
1199. It's the crazy Eunuch HoiCopy !req
1200. Eunuch Hoi?Copy !req
1201. He will follow whatever I doCopy !req
1202. We can ask himCopy !req
1203. to attack O'BrainCopy !req
1204. Whom should he be disguised?Copy !req
1205. Brother Kwan!Copy !req
1206. We call O'Brain here and accuse
him inloyalty and unrighteousCopy !req
1207. To make him kneel down
and swear before Brother KwanCopy !req
1208. He will do so since he doesn't take this seriouslyCopy !req
1209. Once he kneel,Copy !req
1210. I will use the weapon...Copy !req
1211. to attack him!Copy !req
1212. No!Copy !req
1213. Dangerous!Copy !req
1214. Your plan is approved!
We will kill O'Brain tomorrow at noonCopy !req
1215. Thank you, Your HighestCopy !req
1216. Sir Bond, what make you so pain?Copy !req
1217. I was beaten up by the KingCopy !req
1218. You can stand the pain until now?Copy !req
1219. You are strong!Copy !req
1220. My appreciation to youCopy !req
1221. is just like the river flows endlesslyCopy !req
1222. It's also like the flooding of the
Yellow River, never stoppedCopy !req
1223. Hi, I think...Copy !req
1224. We could be adopted brothersCopy !req
1225. Good BrothersCopy !req
1226. Go to buy...Copy !req
1227. Go to buy but go hookingCopy !req
1228. Sir O'Brain assembledCopy !req
1229. Sir O, please come inCopy !req
1230. Your MajestyCopy !req
1231. What can I do for you, Your Majesty?Copy !req
1232. Please be seatedCopy !req
1233. The Frontier between Russia
and us is not fixed until nowCopy !req
1234. The Russian sent me the mapCopy !req
1235. & hope to fix the frontierCopy !req
1236. I want your opinionCopy !req
1237. I have to look at the map firstCopy !req
1238. We are not in a juryCopy !req
1239. Attendant, serve wine!Copy !req
1240. Sir O,Copy !req
1241. this is the map from RussianCopy !req
1242. Please take a look!Copy !req
1243. Jing Ke's assisnation was failedCopy !req
1244. I don't believe that . . .Copy !req
1245. Your Majesty's adopt this stupid planCopy !req
1246. You're bold. How dare you?Copy !req
1247. You don't know you're in deep shit now?Copy !req
1248. Do you know the wine you drunk is poisoned?Copy !req
1249. It doesn't matter!
I forced it out with my inner-powerCopy !req
1250. You try it!Copy !req
1251. Help . . .care!Copy !req
1252. Use the traps!Copy !req
1253. Shit!Copy !req
1254. Luckily it was lockedCopy !req
1255. Help! My Lord!Copy !req
1256. Your Majesty It you wish me dead, I must dieCopy !req
1257. But if you treat me like thisCopy !req
1258. I'm not contentedCopy !req
1259. I know you have invincible powerCopy !req
1260. I only want to test youCopy !req
1261. How dare are you uttered such rebellion speechCopy !req
1262. Test my power?Copy !req
1263. Of course!Copy !req
1264. Good! If you are loyal to meCopy !req
1265. Kneel down in front of Brother Kwan & swearCopy !req
1266. Promise your loyalty to me foreverCopy !req
1267. FineCopy !req
1268. I, O'Brain, is a loyal man,
I will die for the countryCopy !req
1269. If this is not true, I would be hit by the thunderCopy !req
1270. Brother Kwan, show your powerCopy !req
1271. Brother Kwan, snores! Can't you hear?Copy !req
1272. I kill you!Copy !req
1273. Thirteen Warriors Golden-bell ProtectionCopy !req
1274. Protect me! Protect me!Copy !req
1275. Protect the KingCopy !req
1276. He looks like invincibleCopy !req
1277. The Thirteen Warriors Golden-bell ProtectionCopy !req
1278. can defend any attackCopy !req
1279. That means invincible?Copy !req
1280. We should attack his penis and his eyesCopy !req
1281. I think you had lost your mind!Copy !req
1282. Kid Chun!Copy !req
1283. Care me not, you should fight against himCopy !req
1284. He's coming!Copy !req
1285. Damn!Copy !req
1286. He reaches the highest stage of Golden-bell
Protection. He can shrink his penis inCopy !req
1287. Bone dissolved soft palmCopy !req
1288. Protect me!Copy !req
1289. Your Majesty. I am guilty,
I should not come so lateCopy !req
1290. No time for talkingCopy !req
1291. Your Majesty, I'm protecting you tooCopy !req
1292. Bone dissolved soft palmCopy !req
1293. Dicky! Dicky!Copy !req
1294. Protect me...Copy !req
1295. Protect me!Copy !req
1296. Save our King!Copy !req
1297. Dicky!Copy !req
1298. Wait for me!Copy !req
1299. No, you can't kill meCopy !req
1300. At this moment, I have to tell you the truthCopy !req
1301. In fact, I am your sonCopy !req
1302. Dad!Copy !req
1303. Dragon handCopy !req
1304. Help! O'Brain rebels!Copy !req
1305. Help! Where have all the people gone?Copy !req
1306. Help!Copy !req
1307. Fire, come out quicklyCopy !req
1308. Empress Dowager!Copy !req
1309. Help! Empress DowagerCopy !req
1310. You are bold!Copy !req
1311. You dare to come to meCopy !req
1312. Listen to me, Empress Dowager, O'Brain rebelsCopy !req
1313. He killed the King and now he is coming hereCopy !req
1314. He said he would rape you first before killing youCopy !req
1315. What did you say?Copy !req
1316. Care me not. You go first!Copy !req
1317. Silk!Copy !req
1318. Protect meCopy !req
1319. MotherCopy !req
1320. Wilson BondCopy !req
1321. Are you OK?Copy !req
1322. Your Majesty, after a severs fightCopy !req
1323. I defeated this rebel finallyCopy !req
1324. and saved Empress DowagerCopy !req
1325. If I die, I can go peacefullyCopy !req
1326. Have you been hurt?Copy !req
1327. My organs are injured!Copy !req
1328. But if there is a big sum
of money for me to buy herbsCopy !req
1329. That will be fine!Copy !req
1330. Put O'Brain into the Imperial jailCopy !req
1331. Cha!Copy !req
1332. Mother...Copy !req
1333. I make you scared so much! I'd be blamed!Copy !req
1334. Luckily, Bond saved me in spite of his own lifeCopy !req
1335. Otherwise, I would have been
killed by the bastard O'BrainCopy !req
1336. Thank you for your complimentCopy !req
1337. Bond, your achieved another merit this timeCopy !req
1338. What a pity! He could not be
an officer since he was eunuchCopy !req
1339. In fact, Bond is not a real eunuchCopy !req
1340. He is my undercover to look over Hoi Tai FuCopy !req
1341. He is a manCopy !req
1342. I did not mean to cheat,Copy !req
1343. but I have to carry on my special missionCopy !req
1344. Please forgive my misbehaviorCopy !req
1345. That means Wilson can be an officerCopy !req
1346. Wilson BondCopy !req
1347. Cha!Copy !req
1348. I grant you . . .Copy !req
1349. the title of Scholar of Doll Court
and offer you a Yellow Riding JacketCopy !req
1350. Your main duty is to confiscate
the property of O'BrainCopy !req
1351. Duran, You assist Scholar Wilson!Copy !req
1352. Thanks, Your MajestyCopy !req
1353. My heart broke... Thinking of the
regrets of the country sentimentally . . .Copy !req
1354. Sir, you do not have to cry even you sing so badlyCopy !req
1355. Bullshit! I cry because my heart is brokenCopy !req
1356. How can this bastardCopy !req
1357. take so much fortune from the peopleCopy !req
1358. I cry for the country and the peopleCopy !req
1359. You're great, Sir!Copy !req
1360. Sir Duran!Copy !req
1361. Sir, after initial calculation,Copy !req
1362. O'Brain possessed 380,000 taels of goldCopy !req
1363. This bastard embezzled so much moneyCopy !req
1364. I hate people embezzlingCopy !req
1365. I must ask the KingCopy !req
1366. to kill people who embezzledCopy !req
1367. Sorry Sir! I overlooked the figureCopy !req
1368. It should be 3800,000 taels of gold insteadCopy !req
1369. Oh? My hatred like the sea . . .
never be forgotten...Copy !req
1370. I'll request to resumeCopy !req
1371. the skin-peeling penalty of Ming DynastyCopy !req
1372. Do you know how it executed?Copy !req
1373. How?Copy !req
1374. First, bury oneself inside the sandsCopy !req
1375. Only let the head exposeCopy !req
1376. Then cut the head in betweenCopy !req
1377. extend the wounded holeCopy !req
1378. Pour mercury inside the woundCopy !req
1379. Then one will suffer from itchy very seriouslyCopy !req
1380. There's no way out!Copy !req
1381. You wish you could find a hole and get awayCopy !req
1382. As there is hole in the headCopy !req
1383. So you will go through itCopy !req
1384. and leave the skin inside the sandCopy !req
1385. Don't know when I will fulfill my hopeCopy !req
1386. Do you feel somewhere itchy?Copy !req
1387. Yes, sirCopy !req
1388. After precise calculation,Copy !req
1389. the total asset is 13.8 millions taelsCopy !req
1390. And there is some more which have no recordsCopy !req
1391. I suggest all the money
should be transferred to your homeCopy !req
1392. So you can check it over
before you present it to the treasuryCopy !req
1393. Good!Copy !req
1394. Why there are so many people kneeled down here?Copy !req
1395. Sir,Copy !req
1396. they are wives of O'BrainCopy !req
1397. They are so young? They must be forced by O'BrainCopy !req
1398. What a pity!Copy !req
1399. I know she is very tired!Copy !req
1400. Take her back to my home,
I will sleep together will herCopy !req
1401. O'Brain is a real tough guy!Copy !req
1402. You look, he beated her so badlyCopy !req
1403. Take her to my home immediately
I will take care of herCopy !req
1404. The golden-hair lion queen?Copy !req
1405. O'Brain betrayed our countryCopy !req
1406. This must be a spyCopy !req
1407. Take her to my home. I will take investigationCopy !req
1408. There is nergo too?Copy !req
1409. Take her to my homeCopy !req
1410. You want her?Copy !req
1411. All the women look the same in darknessCopy !req
1412. O'Brain the bastedCopy !req
1413. He loves women at all agesCopy !req
1414. No, sir, she is not a wife of O'BrainCopy !req
1415. She is his momCopy !req
1416. Do you want her?Copy !req
1417. Take her to your home!Copy !req
1418. What for?Copy !req
1419. An aged people is a treasureCopy !req
1420. Now I grant you a treasureCopy !req
1421. You should treat me a mealCopy !req
1422. OK!Copy !req
1423. I'll beat youCopy !req
1424. Sir,Copy !req
1425. we find a gun inside the storeCopy !req
1426. There is also an armour of heavenly silkwormCopy !req
1427. The armour the can defend anything, can't it?Copy !req
1428. And the gun which can destroy anything?Copy !req
1429. If the gun shoot at the armour . . .Copy !req
1430. then what will happen?Copy !req
1431. It's easy,Copy !req
1432. you can find some brave one to wear the armourCopy !req
1433. You'll get the answer if you tryCopy !req
1434. YesCopy !req
1435. Make it sharp, sirCopy !req
1436. Sir,Copy !req
1437. we find a 42 Chapter Book
inside a hidden shelfCopy !req
1438. This is not 42 Chapter BookCopy !req
1439. This is a book of Buddhism, isn't it?Copy !req
1440. Yes, sirCopy !req
1441. Take it to my home for my motherCopy !req
1442. Did I shoot him?Copy !req
1443. Yes,Copy !req
1444. you didCopy !req
1445. The armour cannot defendCopy !req
1446. Bury him properlyCopy !req
1447. YesCopy !req
1448. Everything is his house is not allowed to moveCopy !req
1449. I will confiscate his property laterCopy !req
1450. Yes, sirCopy !req
1451. Come on, BondCopy !req
1452. I want to talk to my sister personallyCopy !req
1453. Please leave us aloneCopy !req
1454. Get lost!Copy !req
1455. Aren't you an officer now?Copy !req
1456. Yes, I have embezzled millions taels of goldCopy !req
1457. But I have to flee away now,Copy !req
1458. so I come here to fetch you with meCopy !req
1459. Sister!Copy !req
1460. Fainted, but not deadCopy !req
1461. Wake her up, hurry!Copy !req
1462. BondCopy !req
1463. I can't recognize you in such
a short distance, who are you?Copy !req
1464. Master, it's you!Copy !req
1465. I know everythingCopy !req
1466. you did in the palaceCopy !req
1467. I am not quite understandCopy !req
1468. I can tell you are poisoned from you foreheadCopy !req
1469. Yes, I was hit by the chronic
bone dissolved soft palmCopy !req
1470. I am very poor, MasterCopy !req
1471. You have to save meCopy !req
1472. What's wrong?Copy !req
1473. You are curedCopy !req
1474. I know someday I will be curedCopy !req
1475. Thank you, MasterCopy !req
1476. Follow me, I have to talk to youCopy !req
1477. I, in name of the Chief,Copy !req
1478. Promote you to be the branch
leader of the Greenwood BranchCopy !req
1479. CongratulationCopy !req
1480. Branch leader?Copy !req
1481. This is the order of the Greenwood branchCopy !req
1482. O'Brian is captured by Wilson BondCopy !req
1483. and has been put into the imperial jailCopy !req
1484. There is information thatCopy !req
1485. His buddies and the 7 red-cloth lamasCopy !req
1486. are planning to rescue himCopy !req
1487. So Bond has to take action firstCopy !req
1488. To kill O'BrianCopy !req
1489. And expel the Manchurian King at the same timeCopy !req
1490. To kill all the barbariansCopy !req
1491. But I do afraid that my power is so limitedCopy !req
1492. You bastard! You seized all his fortuneCopy !req
1493. Now you have women and moneyCopy !req
1494. You must contribute somethingCopy !req
1495. I have just get small amount of moneyCopy !req
1496. I have no womenCopy !req
1497. Come out!Copy !req
1498. Who is it?Copy !req
1499. GentlemenCopy !req
1500. They are bornCopy !req
1501. to be connected twinsCopy !req
1502. Luckily, our divine doctorCopy !req
1503. separated themCopy !req
1504. So they talk, move,Copy !req
1505. eat and sleep togetherCopy !req
1506. Even they fight,Copy !req
1507. they will act in the same timeCopy !req
1508. Now, I assign them to be your body guardsCopy !req
1509. To help you to get rid of the bastard KingCopy !req
1510. Master, let's discuss itCopy !req
1511. You assign them to look over me, I knowCopy !req
1512. Frankly speaking,
let's share our profit half and halfCopy !req
1513. So may I be excused from going to the palace?Copy !req
1514. Make it 40-60Copy !req
1515. You want 70%?Copy !req
1516. That's too greedy of youCopy !req
1517. You want 80%? That's too much!Copy !req
1518. You want 90%?Copy !req
1519. I prefer going to the palace!Copy !req
1520. You promise, I didn't push youCopy !req
1521. Pals, gather all our menCopy !req
1522. Gather outside the city gate at 11 o'clockCopy !req
1523. Bond, you give us the single by burning a fireworkCopy !req
1524. Then we'll rush into the palaceCopy !req
1525. to kill O'Brian and the kingCopy !req
1526. Kill them!Copy !req
1527. Shit!Copy !req
1528. I won't go, why do you tie me up?Copy !req
1529. And push me on the bed?Copy !req
1530. Why don't you sleep with me?Copy !req
1531. How can you treat me that way?Copy !req
1532. Please behave yourselfCopy !req
1533. If you promise not to goCopy !req
1534. We will untie you immediatelyCopy !req
1535. My nickname isCopy !req
1536. "Honestly righteous young gentleman"Copy !req
1537. I do deserve itCopy !req
1538. I do keep my promiseCopy !req
1539. OKCopy !req
1540. you don't let me go because
of you loyalty to our countryCopy !req
1541. Then you have to prove one thing to meCopy !req
1542. What?Copy !req
1543. I want to know if you two
were mind connected or notCopy !req
1544. One feel itchy,Copy !req
1545. and the other feel pain!Copy !req
1546. We must have an experimentCopy !req
1547. Want a try?Copy !req
1548. Sit here, and don't moveCopy !req
1549. Follow meCopy !req
1550. Don't move!Copy !req
1551. Don't! Master, don'tCopy !req
1552. Don't!Copy !req
1553. It's true!Copy !req
1554. Harder, don't stop!Copy !req
1555. It's timeCopy !req
1556. Don't stop!Copy !req
1557. This proves you twoCopy !req
1558. and mind connectedCopy !req
1559. It also proves my dragon handCopy !req
1560. is powerful indeedCopy !req
1561. Our Chief assign us to youCopy !req
1562. actually, we are your fianceesCopy !req
1563. We do hope our master treat us politely,Copy !req
1564. If we can resume the Ming Dynasty, we'll marry youCopy !req
1565. Why didn't you tell me earlier?Copy !req
1566. Now you sit here, don't moveCopy !req
1567. You come with me, we'll have another experimentCopy !req
1568. It's merely academicCopy !req
1569. BondCopy !req
1570. Who's it?Copy !req
1571. Where are you? Bond!Copy !req
1572. It's the sister of the KingCopy !req
1573. Go in, quick!Copy !req
1574. Don't make any noise!Copy !req
1575. Bond...Copy !req
1576. Now I find you here!Copy !req
1577. Where have you been these day?
Do you skill love me?Copy !req
1578. I am busy!Copy !req
1579. I've go tiger's penis soupCopy !req
1580. from the imperial doctorCopy !req
1581. Really?Copy !req
1582. OK, let me hold the cup with my handCopy !req
1583. Left, right, forward...Copy !req
1584. Yes, thanksCopy !req
1585. You are welcomeCopy !req
1586. The house is so big to have the echoCopy !req
1587. You naughty boyCopy !req
1588. Have to wait until it's coolCopy !req
1589. That's warm to drinkCopy !req
1590. Good, let me take the cup upCopy !req
1591. Why do you waste it and poor it down your neckCopy !req
1592. Oh, I'm a merciful man,Copy !req
1593. but I try to be a little bitCopy !req
1594. NonsenseCopy !req
1595. Finished, let me give you back the cupCopy !req
1596. Now you are Sir Wilson BondCopy !req
1597. Why don't you propose our marriage to my brother?Copy !req
1598. Have you forgottenCopy !req
1599. you have slept with me?Copy !req
1600. Are you going to forget it?Copy !req
1601. I will ask my brother to kill youCopy !req
1602. Please do not exaggerateCopy !req
1603. Exaggerate?Copy !req
1604. Do you have another women?Copy !req
1605. No, you're too sensitiveCopy !req
1606. All the other womenCopy !req
1607. are shit to me except youCopy !req
1608. What are you doing?Copy !req
1609. There is mosquito!Copy !req
1610. Mosquito?Copy !req
1611. If you have guts, fly to my chestCopy !req
1612. Then I will kill you with my fistsCopy !req
1613. I'd be tough to youCopy !req
1614. Come onCopy !req
1615. Why don't you propose our
marriage to my brother quickly?Copy !req
1616. You have blood!Copy !req
1617. I'm sick!Copy !req
1618. Sick?Copy !req
1619. Sure, because of your soup!Copy !req
1620. Blame on me, just blame on meCopy !req
1621. Stop talking about itCopy !req
1622. Why don't you go and get me some herbal tea?Copy !req
1623. Go, or I will dieCopy !req
1624. Stop, I will be killed if you go on like thisCopy !req
1625. You are a bag eggCopy !req
1626. You keep 2 bewitching women here!Copy !req
1627. I'll ask my mother to kill youCopy !req
1628. Chase!Copy !req
1629. Your poor martial arts!Copy !req
1630. How can you fight against me?Copy !req
1631. Two to one, it's no fair!Copy !req
1632. Shut up!Copy !req
1633. Experess Dowager invites Sir Wilson BondCopy !req
1634. Come, take her on the bed, nowCopy !req
1635. What's the matter?Copy !req
1636. Sir, Her Highness wants
to invite you to her palaceCopy !req
1637. Are there anything urgent?Copy !req
1638. If you don't go,Copy !req
1639. Don't blame us for impolitenessCopy !req
1640. Wait!Copy !req
1641. What?Copy !req
1642. The 2 bloody women outside are very powerfulCopy !req
1643. We cannot take this riskCopy !req
1644. What shall we do?Copy !req
1645. I'll be right backCopy !req
1646. Be careful!Copy !req
1647. Keep an eye on her!Copy !req
1648. Good day, Your highnessCopy !req
1649. Your HighnessCopy !req
1650. Congratulations, Sir BondCopy !req
1651. I think you have got much fortune from O'BrainCopy !req
1652. I only contribute to our country,
I won't take any dirty moneyCopy !req
1653. If I seized any taels from O'Brian,Copy !req
1654. Bless me to be killed by O'BrianCopy !req
1655. If I didn't stop him,Copy !req
1656. You would have been killedCopy !req
1657. Your are invincible and remarkableCopy !req
1658. Thanks for your kindnessCopy !req
1659. I think the 42-Chapter BookCopy !req
1660. is with you now, rightCopy !req
1661. What is the book you have just mentioned?Copy !req
1662. Don't lie to a clever personCopy !req
1663. You assisted HoiCopy !req
1664. to steal my 42-Chapter Book of Red DivisionCopy !req
1665. Then His MajestyCopy !req
1666. gave you his book of White DivisionCopy !req
1667. Among the property to O'Brian's treasure,Copy !req
1668. There is no record of his
42-Chaper Book of the Blue DivisionCopy !req
1669. That means you have taken itCopy !req
1670. Except the oneCopy !req
1671. from Wu Sam KwaiCopy !req
1672. You have got 3 out of 4Copy !req
1673. So you must know clearly about the treasureCopy !req
1674. I don't understand, can you repeat once more?Copy !req
1675. What are you doing?Copy !req
1676. "Ching Ming" on the right, there must
be "Rebel & Resume" on the leftCopy !req
1677. How can you deny to be a member
of Heaven & Earth Society?Copy !req
1678. Please don't get angryCopy !req
1679. Yes, I am a member of the Heaven & Earth Society,Copy !req
1680. but you are from the Dragon SectCopy !req
1681. We go our own wayCopy !req
1682. Now you are pushing meCopy !req
1683. to disclose your secretCopy !req
1684. Who are you going to tell?Copy !req
1685. If I kill you, will you soul
tell the King in his dream?Copy !req
1686. I don't think soCopy !req
1687. If you want me dead, you've got chances beforeCopy !req
1688. Don't you want to know where the 3 books are?Copy !req
1689. Serve me teaCopy !req
1690. I've been tailing youCopy !req
1691. You hid these books in Lai-Chun Brother!Copy !req
1692. Then you came out and met Chan Kan NamCopy !req
1693. I've taken them alreadyCopy !req
1694. Got it? That's perfectCopy !req
1695. So, everything's fine, right?Copy !req
1696. May I be excused?Copy !req
1697. Do you think I have had any glance of it?Copy !req
1698. I have read many times of itCopy !req
1699. But I still can't find the secretCopy !req
1700. Tell me now,Copy !req
1701. or I'll let you freeCopy !req
1702. Since you say so,Copy !req
1703. why not kill me?Copy !req
1704. Don't forget,Copy !req
1705. I am Sir Wilson BondCopy !req
1706. So many people know I am here,Copy !req
1707. including your daughter King-ningCopy !req
1708. Do you think you could be free after killing me?Copy !req
1709. Don't you think I will believe you?Copy !req
1710. You can take a riskCopy !req
1711. Don't worry,Copy !req
1712. today is the fast day of dragon SectCopy !req
1713. We cannot killCopy !req
1714. Why not tell me earlier,Copy !req
1715. you really scare me!Copy !req
1716. But I know someone who is so willing to kill youCopy !req
1717. Tell me, what is the secret?Copy !req
1718. What do you want? I really don't know!Copy !req
1719. Do you want to chat with him?Copy !req
1720. No, he is not my friendCopy !req
1721. You can make friends with him, now!Copy !req
1722. Hero, forgive me!Copy !req
1723. You bastard, I'll kill youCopy !req
1724. I want to kill you!Copy !req
1725. Kill me? I'll wait for youCopy !req
1726. Dare to behave so proudly in front of me?Copy !req
1727. I won't afraid of your martial arts!Copy !req
1728. Wish your penis goes to your throatCopy !req
1729. & comes out through your mouth!Copy !req
1730. You bastard,Copy !req
1731. fucking asshold, shit!Copy !req
1732. I'll take a pile of shit to feed you bastardCopy !req
1733. Your father is gigolo, your mother got sex diseaseCopy !req
1734. You peeped women in bath when you were 3Copy !req
1735. You forced women to peep
you bathing when you were 4Copy !req
1736. When you were five . . .Copy !req
1737. Is Master fine?Copy !req
1738. Help!Copy !req
1739. Mother...Copy !req
1740. You're merciful, you'll forget our minor mistakesCopy !req
1741. Please don't take it seriouslyCopy !req
1742. When you are 70, you go to have circumcisionCopy !req
1743. 71, you will indecentCopy !req
1744. assault the little girlsCopy !req
1745. at 72, you pay somebody to fuck youCopy !req
1746. you will send him a shiu-mai plus 1000 taels, tooCopy !req
1747. are you tired?Copy !req
1748. No,Copy !req
1749. I think the curse I used for
our 40's is not worse enoughCopy !req
1750. I have to scold you from that year on wardsCopy !req
1751. You waste my energy!Copy !req
1752. Brother, we come to save you from TibetCopy !req
1753. Are you OK?Copy !req
1754. - Who is this guy?
- Don't kill meCopy !req
1755. He is now the right-hand of the bastard KingCopy !req
1756. Bring him with us as a hostageCopy !req
1757. YesCopy !req
1758. GoCopy !req
1759. Don't go!Copy !req
1760. The outposts of the imperial
guards are in front of usCopy !req
1761. There are powerful warriorsCopy !req
1762. I think we cannot go through itCopy !req
1763. You mean . . .Copy !req
1764. You guard meCopy !req
1765. So I can force out the dragon pricksCopy !req
1766. Only if my vitality is back to normalCopy !req
1767. I can find no rivals inside the Forbidden CityCopy !req
1768. Well, we'll guard youCopy !req
1769. Heaven & Earth Society?Copy !req
1770. MasterCopy !req
1771. Bond!Copy !req
1772. O'Brian?Copy !req
1773. Don't let him get rid of the dragon pricksCopy !req
1774. If so, no one can defeat himCopy !req
1775. Kill O'Brian first, and then kill the bastard KingCopy !req
1776. Master, speak out if you need any helpCopy !req
1777. Step on my cymbal, forget about meCopy !req
1778. MasterCopy !req
1779. Shit, O'Brain is invincible,Copy !req
1780. he knows to shrink his penisCopy !req
1781. Shrink his penis?Copy !req
1782. If one shrinks his penis,Copy !req
1783. you can prick his sinusCopy !req
1784. on the backbone with a hairpinCopy !req
1785. Then it will come out immediatelyCopy !req
1786. Dicky . . .Copy !req
1787. Are you still alive?Copy !req
1788. Crazy again!Copy !req
1789. Yes, I am crazy!Copy !req
1790. That's shit!Copy !req
1791. Be careful, BondCopy !req
1792. Don't kill my dick!Copy !req
1793. Don't, you can't defeat himCopy !req
1794. Be careful, sirCopy !req
1795. Master, you've killed O'BrianCopy !req
1796. You've killed O'BrianCopy !req
1797. Thanks you friend for helpingCopy !req
1798. Thanks youCopy !req
1799. He is my friendCopy !req
1800. Since you are hurt,Copy !req
1801. let's not kill the king nowCopy !req
1802. Anyway, we killed O'BrianCopy !req
1803. for our brothersCopy !req
1804. Go and see your good palCopy !req
1805. Master, leave first, leave it to meCopy !req
1806. Bond, be carefulCopy !req
1807. You tooCopy !req
1808. Sir... Sir...Copy !req
1809. Kid Chun?Copy !req
1810. You come to normal again!Copy !req
1811. Don't panic, I have lost my martial artsCopy !req
1812. I can never kill youCopy !req
1813. I did wrong to youCopy !req
1814. Forget it, but I am sorry,Copy !req
1815. I can't cure youCopy !req
1816. My master did itCopy !req
1817. Do you know the secret of the Empress Dowager?Copy !req
1818. Sure, she is . . .Copy !req
1819. The divine lady of the Dragon SectCopy !req
1820. I see!Copy !req
1821. Don't worryCopy !req
1822. She could not harm youCopy !req
1823. if I am still aliveCopy !req
1824. What?Copy !req
1825. Go, otherwise, you will lose your lifeCopy !req
1826. Kidding? Sir . . .Copy !req
1827. You have better run for your lifeCopy !req
1828. If he turns into a ghost,
you will lose your life fasterCopy !req
1829. Bond, you really luckyCopy !req
1830. You are still alive although you stayed
in the same prison with O'BrianCopy !req
1831. Don't go mad, this is your fast dayCopy !req
1832. The clock past 12Copy !req
1833. If you don't tell meCopy !req
1834. the secret of the booksCopy !req
1835. You have to see Hoi and O'BrianCopy !req
1836. Majesty!Copy !req
1837. Your Majesty, I am glad you are hereCopy !req
1838. MotherCopy !req
1839. Your Majesty, Bond wants to kill meCopy !req
1840. Why are you hereCopy !req
1841. Your MajestyCopy !req
1842. Bond and Hoi are members
of the Heaven & Earth Society,Copy !req
1843. They kidnapped meCopy !req
1844. We met O'Brain and his fellows on the wayCopy !req
1845. They fought against each other, and none aliveCopy !req
1846. Bond tried to kill me tooCopy !req
1847. WhatCopy !req
1848. I don't want to waste any timeCopy !req
1849. The fact is this guy disguised to the your mother,Copy !req
1850. She is the divine lady of the Dragon SectCopy !req
1851. Is it true?Copy !req
1852. Imperial army be alertCopy !req
1853. YesCopy !req
1854. Everyone of the Heaven & Earth SocietyCopy !req
1855. marked "Rebel Ching, resume Ming" on their feetCopy !req
1856. Tell him to take off the shoes and shoe youCopy !req
1857. BondCopy !req
1858. It's not trueCopy !req
1859. Guards, take his shoes offCopy !req
1860. Your MajestyCopy !req
1861. Hold itCopy !req
1862. Ching Ming?Copy !req
1863. There must be Rebel and Resume on the other footCopy !req
1864. Put it together,Copy !req
1865. it forms "Rebel Ching, resume Ming"Copy !req
1866. Show me the other oneCopy !req
1867. Don'tCopy !req
1868. Chung Yang?Copy !req
1869. Though I've not been educatedCopy !req
1870. I know the word "Filial"Copy !req
1871. Ching Ming and Chung Yang are
festivals to memorize our ancestorsCopy !req
1872. I marked them on the feet,Copy !req
1873. So as to remind me to worship
my ancestors in these festivalsCopy !req
1874. MotherCopy !req
1875. She isn't the real Empress DowaterCopy !req
1876. She is a stand-inCopy !req
1877. Why don't you trust me?Copy !req
1878. NoCopy !req
1879. We won't believe youCopy !req
1880. MotherCopy !req
1881. Kin-ningCopy !req
1882. One more EmpressCopy !req
1883. Don't believe her,Copy !req
1884. she is our real motherCopy !req
1885. She is fakeCopy !req
1886. She kept me in the residential
palace and disguised as meCopy !req
1887. For half year!Copy !req
1888. Your Majesty, we have steal evidence,
there is no other solution, butCopy !req
1889. Shoot!Copy !req
1890. Bond, I won't forget youCopy !req
1891. It's not me to tell them shoot youCopy !req
1892. I should be blamed since you suffered deeplyCopy !req
1893. Long life, Your HighnessCopy !req
1894. Luckily, Kin-ning and these 2 eunuchs saved meCopy !req
1895. Bond told me thatCopy !req
1896. Bond?Copy !req
1897. Mother, Bon is my intimate officerCopy !req
1898. You killed O'BrianCopy !req
1899. and disclosed the secret of the fake Empress,Copy !req
1900. You have achieved remarkable meritCopy !req
1901. I grant you the title of Sir Deer-TripotCopy !req
1902. Thanks for your kindnessCopy !req
1903. Bond, I'll be backCopy !req
1904. When I appear next time,Copy !req
1905. I am sure you won't recognize meCopy !req
1906. I don't care if it's right, worng or stupidCopy !req
1907. My legend will be passed on through songsCopy !req
1908. Don't ask it's true or notCopy !req
1909. Get rid of the hatred and have funCopy !req
1910. No matter you're with me or notCopy !req
1911. Just act happilyCopy !req
1912. I'll be happy if I want to be happyCopy !req
1913. Have some fun if you want to be happyCopy !req
1914. We're free, just like playing gamesCopy !req
1915. Everything is like a gameCopy !req
1916. No matter it's true or notCopy !req
1917. it's just like a dramaCopy !req
1918. I don't care if I'm good or evilCopy !req
1919. Just love me if you likeCopy !req