1. "Say La Vee" by De La Soul.
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2. - We're gonna have..
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3. some good holidays bro!
- Gimme, I deal with it.
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4. - What the fuck? You're gonna
scare them, nigga face
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5. They know me man.
I'll take care of it.
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6. - Do you?
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7. Just like you did with the Rastas?
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8. - No need to bring back old stories
nobody remembers
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9. Come on, cheer up!
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10. The only important thing is
we're gonna have some sweet time
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11. Oh, my...
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12. Oh, my shoes
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13. My shoes
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14. - Here it is!
In three days, we're in Santo Rico,
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15. under the tropics!
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16. - Santo Rico... You checked?
"Svanto Vlitko".
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17. In Zoldavia!
- Shit
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18. Those bastards're gonna set this straight
- Let me deal with it, Tony.
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19. - No, not possible, sorry.
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20. Special sale : Svanto Vlitko.
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21. Non negotiable.
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22. Special sale : Svanto Vlitko.
Special sale.
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23. - You think you can fuck
with us like that?
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24. You don't know who I am, do you?
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25. I'm a crazy motherfucker!
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26. - Put the grandfather
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27. Put him
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28. Put him
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29. It's all dirty
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30. Why did you break grandfather?
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31. You going to see!
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32. H.O.M.I.E.S
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33. Homies
No holidays for true men
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34. - Did you need to go all batshit
crazy with the man ashtray?
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35. I was negotiating.
- Come on Jos챕,
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36. Damn, they need to show some respect.
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37. They'll know you don't fuck
with the Dream Team.
Street credibility man!
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38. - Yeah, great...
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39. Now with your bullshit,
we're stuck here for the summer.
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40. - I'll find us something,
and in two days
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41. .. we're on our way to..
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42. ..to the tro...
to the tropics with J.O.S.E...
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43. - I'm out of here, see you tomorrouw.
- Oh come on...
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44. Don't be pissed
Things gonna be allright
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45. - Gonna be shit, yeah
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46. Thanks, I'm done.
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47. - Hey, Jojo!
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48. Think positive. You're part of
the Dream Team, aren't you?
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49. - Stop it, Tony.
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50. - Here are the beggars bros.
What's up?
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51. - So?
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52. - You got your tickets?
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53. - Of course we do.
What do you think?
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54. We leave in two days.
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55. - I'm going home.
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56. - Jose! Don't worry!
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57. We'll make it! Do you hear?
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58. - He's a cracker.
He fucked up.
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59. They'll get their tan in the staircase
- Near the letterboxes
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60. While we'll be on a pedalo
Like kings.
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61. - I don't even know why I'm talking to you
Go with your pedalo shit
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62. I'm more of a jet-ski guy.
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63. ..1200 cm3.
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64. I'm a businessman.
I don't do your cheap tourist stuff.
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65. - Hey, man
See you in two days..
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66. ..in Santo Rico!
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67. - You cracker!
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68. - And wash yourself!
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69. - You stink like an ashtray!
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70. - Ho, stumpy stump!
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71. - Cousin, you're going to miss your plane
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72. - There's no plane, Jenny.
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73. - What? You're not leaving?
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74. What you're gonna do?
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75. - Dunno. Maybe work the album
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76. - Work the album...
And not do anything for the whole summer
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77. With Bullshiter Tony
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78. - Come on, cousin.
Even if I don't fly to south america,
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79. .. Really think I'm staying here
touching my..
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80. What's wrong with you?
- You've been crashing here for 3 months!
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81. I'm fed up seeing you here..
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82. .. looting the fridge!
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83. Family or not,
You need to find a job, now!
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84. - A job... There's no job.
I'd know if it was the case.
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85. - No job?
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86. The father of my friend Cl챕mence
is looking for someone to tinker
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87. - Cl챕mence... the hot blonde?
Rich girl?
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88. - Yes.
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89. - She's with someone?
- That's not the point.
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90. So?
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91. - Yes... How much does he pay?
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92. - I call her.
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93. And don't embarasss me, ok?
- Don't worry, cousin
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94. I'll represent the Frelates
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95. - Baby,
you're a tigress
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96. A true athlete
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97. You ready?
I have to go, for business.
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98. - When can I see you?
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99. - Well I don't know.
I'll call you, send some texts...
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100. But I have to go Manuella.
- Please, 15 minutes more
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101. So I can put my make up.
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102. - I leave the keys on the door.
You'll put them in the mailbox.
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103. - And my kiss?
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104. - Farid, what do you want
as a souvenir?
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105. Santorican pussy hair?
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106. - That's wrong.
That's wrong talking like that.
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107. - See you guys
Keep it up!
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108. - We'll send photos
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109. Let's go, cab!
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110. RlCO!
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111. - Yeah, go grab some AIDS
under the tropics, damn show off.
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112. - You know what? Santo Rico sucks,
it's for cheap ass people.
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113. - No holidays for true men.
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114. - Damn bastards!
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115. - The worker!
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116. What do you mean..
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117. no business class seat?
Tell your boss the Caiman islands...
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118. .. are not the only place where I can...
Yes, the Lichtenstein, exactly.
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119. So do your job,
if you want me to work with you.
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120. Yes, I'll handle your case.
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121. Here you are.
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122. - Jos챕 Frelate.
- Judge Santi챕pi.
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123. My daughter told me..
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124. you were the best
in your field.
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125. - Let's say...
- Anyway, an emergency awaits
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126. - I'll be back in one week.
Enough time for you..
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127. to build my Norwegian sauna.
- What?
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128. - A Norwegian sauna.
Try not to disappoint me.
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129. - I won't.
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130. - Ah, my Tikiwinki.
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131. He's a bit woozy right now.
Isn't he cute?
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132. Careful to close the doors when you leave.
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133. And take good care of my Tikiwinki.
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134. - OK.
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135. - Simple insurance.
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136. If anything would happen to my house,
or if you involve any third party
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137. I'll turn your life into
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138. Cheer up! And see you.
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139. "Stand clear" by Adam F featuring M.O.P.
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140. - What's your name?
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141. - ... Tony Merguez.
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142. - Listen to me Tony.
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143. I never let anyone borrow from me.
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144. But since you know my cousin
I make an exception.
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145. You have one week.
Look at me
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146. That means seven days,
no more.
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147. - One week? I make the deal tonight.
In 2 days, I'm in Santo Rico.
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148. Jet-ski, Latinas, Chicas
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149. - I don't care about your life.
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150. - You'll find the dope in the bin.
In a yellow bag. 10 pounds.
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151. - 10? But we said 4
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152. Well, you're right.
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153. 10 is better than 4.
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154. Fuck,
It stinks like hell in here!
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155. Yellow bag...
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156. Is that yellow?
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157. Here it is!
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158. I found it!
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159. The dope bag.
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160. SANTO RICO!
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161. - Can you believe it, mate?
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162. In less than 8 hours,
we're at the playa
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163. Hey, bro...
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164. Don't you smell it?
I smell some pussy.
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165. - Santorican
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166. .. pussy!
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167. - Where do you think you are?
Behind the yellow line!
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168. - Come on man, we cool.
- We didn't see, calm down.
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169. - Empty your pockets,
don't keep people waiting.
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170. - Who? him?
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171. - Or I?
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172. - "Look at me in the eyes,
when I talk to you"
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173. - You want to play it that way?
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174. - Now you're going to shut up
and follow me.
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175. - We in custody?
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176. I didn't steal anything
so I don't give a shit..
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177. ..I keep my belt and my shoelaces,
and fuck you.
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178. - This is not custody sir.
- Hey asshole, don't touch me!
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179. - They had it coming.
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180. - Yes?
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181. - Tell me,
Is the judge here?
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182. - And you are?
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183. - Maurice Moctar Guignard, MMG,
stage director. He's waiting for me.
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184. - He's not here.
- I'll wait inside.
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185. Something to drink would be great.
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186. - Santiepi Mansion, hello.
*-Is Guignard here?
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187. - The filmmaker? Yes, just came in.
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188. - Shut up Frelate.
Maurice Guignard is no filmmaker
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189. He's going to work with you
to build the sauna.
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190. I am counting on you, Frelate.
The hearing is adjourned.
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191. And take care of my Tikiwinki.
He's so cute
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192. What a shame...
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193. - So, where's my beverage?
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194. Hey Alfred, what's your name?
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195. - Calm down, Spielberg.
Let me explain how we gonna play it.
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196. I'm Jos챕, I run the thing here.
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197. I'm the chef, the *big boss*.
The foreman, you get it?
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198. - Foreman?
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199. Awesome man!
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200. I thought you were the maid,
the flunky.
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201. Know what?
We're in the same shit.
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202. Call me Momo..
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203. and find us two cokes
so we can drink together.
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204. - Under the tro... Under the tro...
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205. Under the tropics!
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206. Mrs Michaud, how are you?
And you kiddo? Be a good kid
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207. - Hi, my Titoune!
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208. Did you miss me?
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209. - What happened here?
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210. - I'm moving in.
I tidied up the place.
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211. Better, isn't it?
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212. - My Fifty Tune poster?
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213. And my Super Strange Collector collection?
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214. - The old comics?
Haven't you read them already?
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215. - Manuella,
we have to talk.
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216. - Oh yes!
- No, I mean it Manuella.
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217. I need...
- Oh yes...
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218. I need too,
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219. - Wait, Manuella.
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220. - No, we have first to...
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221. - Let's do the sinewy snake
- No, not the sinewy snake!
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222. - Let's do it.
- Oh, Manu...
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223. Manuella!
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224. Hey girls,
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225. You are really charming!
You are such beauties!
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226. How are you? Ok?
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227. - What the fuck you're doing Narb챕?
What's with the ugly pussy?
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228. - Fuck you man, they left
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229. - Except for the PETA,
no one would want any of this.
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230. - Come on, we do what we can
with what we have. McGuyver spirit!
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231. - They won't buy it,
the photos are useless
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232. We should go back home.
- Back there?
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233. with no-refund tickets
up in our asses? Never!
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234. Come on, pose.
- Drop it, that sucks.
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235. - We're in holidays, cheer up!
- Ok, but only my ass.
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236. - Some of your mates?
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237. - That's Santo Rico?
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238. Man, that seems to suck.
- What? No, man...
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239. Santo Rico is the place...
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240. - Connect it.
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241. - Momo! Shut down the water
- I don't know where it is, Jos챕!
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242. - Shit! Turn it off!
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243. The valve, damnit!
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244. - Yeah, yeah, I can't find it
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245. Fuck, those were new shoes
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246. - Asshole!
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247. The valve!
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248. - What valve?
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249. Oh, the valve.
Under the stairs!
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250. Look, you're closer than I, damn.
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251. - You, you...
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252. - Jos챕! Here you are!
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253. - Look like you have some troubles here.
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254. - Damn, that place was hard to find.
Now pack up, we're going.
I told you things would be fine.
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255. In two days we're in Santo Rico.
Look.
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256. You're crazy! Hide that!
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257. 10 pounds from wholesaler Zoran? You insane?
- 10 pounds for each of us?
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258. OK.
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259. - Jos챕, I know some people,
buying everything cash.
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260. - Give it back now
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261. Zoran is no joke.
- Don't sweat it, I'm on it.
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262. - You're on nothing!
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263. - Jos챕?
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264. Jos챕! It's Cl챕mence!
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265. - Shit!
Tony, you don't move
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266. Momo, don't let them come in
- OK.
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267. - Momo!
- I'm on it!
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268. - He restored the whole mansion
with free workers.
- What?
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269. Yeah, that's why I insisted
he hired someone for once.
- Yes.
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270. - Don't move!
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271. You're so great under the lights!
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272. - Who's this one?
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273. - Oh come on man
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274. - I really don't have time. Just go,
There's too much shit happening right now.
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275. - Ok, you win,
I'll take care of everything.
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276. Get ready to pack up, man!
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277. - Wait. Cinema studies,
Is that what you're telling me?
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278. You're kidding, right?
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279. - Well... anyway, I begin at fall.
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280. - Filmmaker is my job!
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281. - Yeah? So what the fuck are you doing here?
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282. - I'm a filmmaker when I'm no victim
of a judicial mistake.
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283. - Oh, my father's schemings...
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284. I could make a movie out of it.
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285. - Ok cinema lovers,
I gotta go, I'm late.
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286. - I have some connections
if you need them, you know.
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287. - Here. Call me.
- Sure.
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288. - Cl챕mence! What a surprise,
I didn't hear you coming.
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289. How are you?
- Fine and you?
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290. - Fine.
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291. Here.
Go and feed it.
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292. - He's the boss,
I have to obey, don't I?
Sir, yes Sir!
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293. - Well...
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294. My father was worried but I can tell
you're handling things pretty well
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295. - Yes, always.
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296. - Jos챕! Where's the kibble?
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297. - In the basement, he won't find.
Let me go get it.
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298. Give me five minutes.
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299. - Wait.
I have to tell you something.
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300. Well.
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301. I was thinking
one night,
we could...
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302. I mean, would you like us
to go to the restaurant?
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303. - Restaurant?
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304. - Well yes, or a snack,
something nice.
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305. between friends.
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306. - Ah? Between friends?
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307. With Momo?
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308. - Where do we eat?
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309. - Tomorrow night, at 8?
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310. - OK. Tomorrow night, 8 o'clock.
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311. I kind of like her.
She has potential..
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312. Here's your stuff.
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313. - 50/50 with me
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314. But careful, I'm the real deal.
- Thanks Tony
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315. - I told Zoran about you,
since he trusts me, and he's ok
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316. But don't you disappoint us, get it?
- Oh I won't.
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317. So when do you bring the money back?
- I told you, tonight
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318. Everything is sold
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319. - Ok, Zozo and I are doing you a favor here
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320. Dont fuck it up.
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321. What's with the faggot t-shirt?
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322. - That's a disguise.
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323. Ever seen a fag getting searched by the pigs?
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324. - I admit it... that's good.
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325. - I'm not stupid, see?
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326. - Titoune!
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327. - My chick!
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328. - Titoune?
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329. - Sweetheart... what a surprise!
How did you get in?
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330. - I made another key.
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331. - Hello.
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332. Well, I'd love to stay
but I have to be somewhere
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333. Bye... Titoune.
- Shut up.
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334. - Bye.
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335. - What the fuck were you doing?
- What? Nothing.
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336. Casimir is an old pal.
He feels a bit lonely.
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337. He needs a true friend.
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338. - What do you mean
"you don't need it anymore" ?
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339. - Well, Tony, we needed some
this afternoon.
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340. - You didn't come,
so we found another way
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341. - We sent Jean-Bernard,
he bought 4 pounds from Zoran.
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342. And it was a lot cheaper than you.
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343. - So we're good now.
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344. - No!
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345. That's no good,
I don't give a shit about Jean-bernard
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346. - Take it easy.
- I have your dope
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347. And I want my money now
or I'll fuck you up dip shits
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348. - Get out now.
- Don't touch me motherfucker
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349. What, what, what?
I'm supposed to be scared?
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350. Come on, let me go
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351. Let me go! Think I'm kidding?
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352. Assholes!
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353. You don't know me!
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354. Think I'm kidding?
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355. Fuck
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356. How am I going to sell it now?
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357. - So, what do you do? In your life,
generally speaking?
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358. - I? I'm in some buziness.
lmport-export, that stuff.
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359. - Well, that's enough now.
We're not going to talk about work.
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360. - No.. what I meant was..
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361. you're a very very charming person.
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362. - That's true, that's true.
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363. Yes?
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364. - Zoran? Hope I'm not interrupting?
It's Merguez, I call
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365. to let you know I'm on schedule,
But I'll only have half of the dough
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366. So you could take back
half of the dope. Easy.
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367. - "Easy' ? "Easy" what?
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368. Cut the bullshit, Merguez.
I have a better idea : I go by your place
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369. With my ironbar
And I break your two paws.
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370. What do you think of it asshole?
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371. - No problem, Zoran.
I was just wondering...
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372. But ok, we do as you say.
*-See you, dip shit.
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373. So, when do we meet?
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374. - I'm no fool, I can hear you!
*-I can't see you.
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375. - Don't bullshit me!
I can see you!
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376. Who do you think I am?
Don't leave me like that!
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377. Shit!
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378. - What's this bullshit again?
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379. - Fucking gypsy from the 9th building!
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380. - Shit!
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381. - Where the fuck is that
damn fat ass Casimir?
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382. Fucking ornaments!
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383. I'll have to talk to her,
I swear, I'll talk to her.
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384. - At last!
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385. Come on, Casimir,
gimme the dough. I have to..
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386. - Tony Merguez?
- Euh... Yes, himself.
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387. - Follow us, and don't make any fuss.
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388. Let it go.
- Come on!
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389. Ladies and Gent'.
- Hi, Tony. Going to jail?
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390. - Freshman incoming!
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391. - A new one!
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392. - What are you going to do to me?
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393. - Man... Man...
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394. Manuella...
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395. - Hey, Tony!
The fuck you're doing now?
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396. Come on, pick up the phone!
And tell your man I sold everything right.
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397. Hey, boss.
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398. Gimme two greeks
with a lot of fries.
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399. Lapping?
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400. - Let me explain.
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401. The camera gets out the water...
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402. And then I do..
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403. ..a back-front traveling
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404. .. over a chick...
true hotness!
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405. When suddenly,
from the depth..
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406. .. of the waters...
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407. - We eat or we talk?
- Cut! Jos챕, you're in the middle of my shot.
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408. - Go and grab the food, Momo.
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409. - And I pay with my smile?
- Here. And take your time
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410. OK?
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411. - OK, I get it
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412. OK, pals,
I'll get the order.
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413. I'm leaving
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414. Careful, I'm still here.
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415. - Bye!
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416. - Isn't he dumb this one?
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417. - No, why?
He's ok to me.
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418. And he looks...
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420. - Momo?
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421. The guy is a cracker!
His big thing
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422. is telling his life to everyone
kind enough not to slap him.
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423. - Is it? And yours?
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424. Except building saunas,
what's your big thing?
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425. - I'm in the rap buziness,
I have some plans
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426. I aint one of those wankers
roasting their asses in Santo-Rico.
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427. - Actually I'm going over there,
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428. ..next week.
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429. Oh yes
Again
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430. - You ok fella?
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431. - Surprise!
- Manuella?
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432. - Let me introduce you Daddy and Mommy.
- She talked a lot about you.
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433. - I'm so happy you're here, with my family
To celebrate my admission in the police.
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434. - She had the top grades
She's the best of the family.
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435. - And we have good elements.
Come on, son.
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436. Here is uncle Norbert, from
organized crime squad. He's good.
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437. Cousins Gilles and Serge, CRS*.
- "What are you going to do to me?"
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438. - Aunt Violaine,
She works wire tapes.
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439. - Uncle Adolphe, aka Serpico,
commissioner at the DEA.
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440. His dog always finds the drug.
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441. - That's, that's great...
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442. - See? It likes you already.
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443. - Hey! Escobar!
Shut up! Already drunk?
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444. - Welcome in the family boy!
- Here's for you, fella!
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445. Let me put that away.
- No, no, thanks.
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446. - Calm down, Tony.
You're all stressed up
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447. - Chantal, put that boy bag away.
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448. Come on pigs!
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449. - Nice... nice.
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450. - What are you doing all alone?
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451. Come and dance, son,
You're family.
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452. Let me show you
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453. - It's the pigs dance,
getting out of the pub..
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454. putting you in handcuffs
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455. - It's the pigs dance,
getting out of the pub..
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456. putting you in handcuffs
It's the pigs dance,
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457. getting out of the pub..
putting you in handcuffs
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458. - Do your stuff, Norbert.
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459. - Oh come on officer,
The scooter ain't mine
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460. It's my chick momma's.
I swear wasn't me
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461. He's good, isn't he?
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462. - Yes...
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463. - I have another one
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464. I swear, these are medicinal herbs
for my granny, officer
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465. - Oh, Tony!
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466. I want to marry you!
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467. - Three sandwichs...
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468. - Hey chef, where's my order at?
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469. - Oh, I'm no speedy ass, son.
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470. - The 3 sandwichs are ready?
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471. - Keep the change chef.
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472. - You're fucking with me?
You plan on delivering everyone
before me?
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473. - Where do you think you are?
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474. - Gimme that
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475. - Hey, give it back
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476. My sandwich...
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477. - Drop it
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478. - That some dough you two have here.
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479. - Don't be mean cousin.
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480. Share
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481. - Leave him be!
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482. - Hooligans,
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483. Don't ever come back here
Or I'll...
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484. - Hey that's Momo!
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485. Stop! Let him go!
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486. - Don't..
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487. ..do this kind of things!
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488. - My dough!
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489. My dough!
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490. - You ok, Jos챕?
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491. My dough! My dough! My dough!
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492. My dough!
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493. - You ok, Jos챕?
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494. - Merguez...
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495. - What a bunch of assholes!
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496. What the Fuck!
Shit! shit!
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497. - Ok he left,
the disgusting ass.
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498. - Shit, Narb챕.
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499. Do we really have
to hide like hobos for two weeks?
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500. - We have no choice
We can't go back home, can we?
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501. - You could have picked up our gear
before they close the locker-room.
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502. Fuck I'm freezing here!
- Shut up, you're always grunting.
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503. Do you even have ideas?
- Shut up, Narb챕.
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504. - Shut up.
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505. - Don't turn back
don't move.
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506. - What... ?
- I swear...
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507. There's a monkey there, in the tree.
- Come on!
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508. - don't move.
- Don't piss me off.
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509. I'm not kidding.
- I swear, a monkey.
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510. Oh, shit
Do the lion. Roar, dude.
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511. Come on, roar.
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512. - Roar! Roar!
- Roar! Roar!
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513. - Go away!
- bark, bark!
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514. - Dash off!
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515. - Manuella, we need to talk.
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516. Manuella, listen, I've been thinking
and I realized...
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517. We have to talk.
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518. Hey, Manuella, funny thing,
I've just thought of something..
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519. What? Don't give me that look.
Drop it, I'm telling you, drop it.
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520. You and I it's over!
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521. I am a street guy, hardcore.
And you, you're a Chick!
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522. I'm leaving, goodbye.
No, don't try to change my mind.
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523. It's over.
Dry those tears.
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524. It's not easy for me to say it.
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525. But I swear, you have to understand,
It's over.
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526. - She's pretty, pretty, pretty
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527. With her I can only compose,
Even with her big nose.
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528. - Who has a big nose?
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529. - Oh, You're awake?
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530. No, you see, it's for the rhyme.
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531. - For the rhyme? Hm...
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532. - Feeling better?
- Hm, hm.
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533. - Well sorry for what happened...
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534. I should have...
- Hush.
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535. Without that,
We wouldn't be here today.
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536. And you got what you wanted, right?
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537. - I confess.
But next time we go out
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538. If you could not drag me
into your brawls
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539. My head is still ringing.
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540. - So Titoune,
Did you sleep well?
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541. - Hm... Hm... Hm...
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542. - So grumpy today!
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543. You're hungry?
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544. I'm gonna get us some chinese.
You'll feel better.
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545. - Hm...
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546. - Oh, I love you so much!
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547. - Tony! Help!
Help! I'm in deep shit!
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548. - Casimir! Help!
Help! I'm in deep shit!
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549. - Tony?
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550. What do you mean you lost the dough?
You're a true asshole!
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551. - I didn't mean to, Tony.
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552. - Untie me! Untie me
so I can kick your ass.
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553. - We're going to pull through, Tony, right?
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554. - You don't get it.
We're dead! You get it?
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555. They'll find our heads
in garbage bags, end of the story
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556. - Garbage bags?
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557. - Sonnuva...
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558. - Your girl!
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559. - Shit! Do something!
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560. - Whose chinese food is it?
My beloved it is.
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561. And some bo bun for my Titoune.
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562. - Garbage bags!
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563. - Tony Merguez!
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564. You can run,
I'll get you!
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565. - My waggon!
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566. - Hey look up there!
It's at Merguez's!
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567. - You motherfucker!
- Hey, Merguez!
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568. - The fuck you're doing up there?
- Hush.
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569. - Come on, get down!
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570. - Titoune!
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571. Titoune!
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572. Come back!
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573. Come back, Titoune!
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574. - Garbage bag!
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575. In a garbage bag!
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576. - You're mine!
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577. I know you love me!
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578. - Spring cleaning, Merguez?
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579. You're gonna pay for my car motherfucker!
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580. - Wait, I can explain.
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581. - Titoune! Titoune!
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582. - Start up!
Oh hhit.
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583. Start up!
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584. - Tony Merguez!
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585. Come back, Titoune!
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586. Please...
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587. - What the...
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588. - Oh, that's better,
Thanks pal
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589. I'm in deep shit right now.
If it was only for the crazy chick...
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590. If she was the only problem...
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591. But you were right about Zoran
He's a bit relou*.
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592. And things are not going as planned.
You see the shit I'm in?
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593. - Yeah, yeah...
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594. Awesome shit.
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595. - Ho, you're listening?
- yeah, yeah...
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596. Isn't she hot stuff?
Look at her text.
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597. I'm so in love.
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598. - Ok, yeah, awesome.
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599. But Jos챕, I'm telling you
there's trouble ahead!
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600. - Keep it cool man.
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601. You know, at the beginning
things looked bad with Clemence too.
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602. And eventually, it's awesome!
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603. - OK. Listen, Jos챕.
Given the situation Im in...
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604. - No, no, no. No way.
It's not my place here.
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605. - I beg you, Jos챕!
I'm in deep shit! S.H.I.T. !
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606. I will even help you finish
your wood stuff.
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607. - Then... OK.
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608. But,
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609. .. don't touch the trinkets
you use the brush in the toilets
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610. and beware not scratching the marble.
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611. You get it? And overall,
take care of Tikiwinki.
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612. - The dawg? You're joking?
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613. He's my best pal!
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614. It's my dog, man!
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615. - Well, Mr. Guignard,
I admit you're pretty convincing.
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616. - It means we're going to shoot
my movie, Mr. Boolman?
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617. - Of course.
We begin production today.
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618. - But...
you don't read the script?
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619. - Cigar?
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620. The script is perfect
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621. - You know, Mr. Boolman,
I've always loved your work.
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622. Lights, actors...
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623. Because of your work I want
to make movies.
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624. But, if I may...
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625. Your movies always lack something
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626. You know what it is?
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627. No? A script.
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628. - Hell yes!
That's a good idea man!
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629. Hey! All of you,
That's Maurice! He's awesome!
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630. Action, cut!
Action, cut!
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631. Hou, je suis 횪 fond, moi!
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632. "Say La Vee'by De La Soul.
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633. - Oh, Cindy!
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634. It's so hot!
Don't you think?
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635. - Oh the sun!
That's incredible, Brigitte!
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636. I can feel the sunbeams penetrate me.
I'm sweating!
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637. - Awesome!
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638. Hey.
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639. - Oh, I don't believe it!
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640. - Let me cover you with cream
your skin is so wet.
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641. - Oh yes! Cover me up! Cover me up!
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642. Your skin smells so good
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643. - Do you want to taste?
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644. - Hello girls!
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645. - What's up?
- Everything's good?
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646. - Really good.
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647. - Oh, here are
the swimming instructors
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648. - But... what are you doing?
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649. - Cut!
There are hobos on the stage!
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650. That's not in the script!
what the fuck?
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651. - Who is this guy?
- That's nothing. That must be...
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652. .. the props. Yeah, that's it.
Hey, boys! You're late!
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653. Why don't you two
prop up something?
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654. Find us some seafood.
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655. - What?
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656. - Just go! The actresses are waiting.
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657. - Oh yes, the actresses,
waiting for us, of course
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658. Yes, yes, let's find some
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659. seafood.
Go find some oysters
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660. - Oysters, Ok.
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661. - That's quite awesome
when built.
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662. - Teamwork man!
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663. The dreamteam
like I told you
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664. - Yo, yo, yo!
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665. I am the true nobleman in my norwegian sauna
We worked like dogs, but this ain't no bog
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666. Sooner out of this manse
Under the tropics with Cl챕mence
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667. - With Cl챕mence?
- Yes.
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668. - You go with her?
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669. - Oh man, you know,
I couldn't say no to her.
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670. - Yeah but...
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671. At least we get to throw a big party
in the manor, the West Coast way.
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672. - And a ball-trap while you're at it?
You're crazy man.
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673. - Come on, let's put the sea food
- Alright
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674. We need to do good for the actresses.
We're the room service man
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675. - They gonna love it.
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676. - After, maybe...
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677. I don't know.
Maybe a little thanks.
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678. - The fuck you're doing here?
- Hey, let go of me man.
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679. You want to end up at the hospital?
- What?
- We're getting the stage ready
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680. for the seafood scene
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681. - Yeah, seafood, you get it?
- For the movie.
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682. We are the...
- the props.
- Yeah the props.
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683. - What movie?
What the fuck are you talking about?
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684. - The seafood movie, over there.
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685. - Oh yes! Yes!
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686. Fuck... My movie,
it's screwed up now.
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687. - Nooo man,
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688. But If can come home early,
that would be great too.
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689. I unfroze a roast and...
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690. - Illicit parking of the vehicle, sir.
A fine.
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691. - Oh come on, can we come in?
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692. - Don't fuck with me,
gimme the money.
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693. Get the out of here.
- You can give me a butt and some leaves?
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694. - Need my balls too?
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695. - Five-O!
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696. - On my way, just a minute!
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697. - Oh no...
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698. Hello.
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699. - Hello. Do you know the owner of the
scooter parked outside?
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700. - My girl!
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701. - No, no. Why?
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702. - Hush.
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703. - Do you know this person?
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704. If you ever see him,
call us immediatly.
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705. OK?
- OK.
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706. I'll call.
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707. - Good bye.
- Good luck.
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708. - Yes!
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709. Fuck, you're my man!
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710. Oh, cracker,
You've got some balls!
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711. Oh, Jos챕...
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712. I swear, you avoid us a crime of passion.
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713. No! No!
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714. Why?
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715. Why?
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716. I am dead...
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717. - I told you to give the dope back
But no, you didn't listen as usual!
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718. Fuck off man!
I'm done with your shit.
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719. - But I did all this for us!
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720. For our holidays Jos챕!
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721. Oh of course, I get it...
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722. Now You've got some pussy so you forget your mate.
You disappoint me Jos챕!
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723. - I'm going to pack and I'm out of here.
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724. - Yeah, go, fuck off,
I don't need you!
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725. You're fired from the Dream Team!
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726. You're no longer part of the Dr..
part of nothing!
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727. Now I'm alone, I'm the dream team!
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728. That's the way it is!
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729. - What is wrong with you?
You want to die?
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730. - Ok now you want to kill me?
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731. Fucking rich cunt!
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732. That's your fault, bitch!
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733. Go, go screw him under the tropics...
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734. It stings!
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735. Bitch!
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736. - Hi
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737. Momo? What happened?
Where are you?
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738. - Cl챕mence, I really need your help.
a matter of life and death.
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739. - OK, on my way. Where are you?
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740. - I'm blind!
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741. I can't see shit!
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742. I'm blind!
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743. - Well I like... the opera
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744. Yes, of course, I love it.
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745. - And, do you like Beethoven?
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746. - Yeah. I liked the first one.
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747. In the second, the dog was less nice.
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748. Hi?
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749. - Zoran, I'm not gonna lie to you.
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750. - Thanks, Cl챕mence.
I'll never be able to thank you enough.
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751. You're saving my movie.
- John Boolman, producer
Thank you, you're great!
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752. The movie, in the sauna,
It's gonna be... Yeah!
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753. Hey all of you,
this girl is great!
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754. - When you do some stunt stuff
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755. ..do you warm up before?
- Oh yes, do you?
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756. I mean do you prepare and all?
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757. - Hey, wait, wait
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758. You have to call your wife.
You have to pick up your kids at school.
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759. - Hey...
I wanted to ask miss...
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760. - Enough thanking, Momo. You owe me one.
Let's go, now.
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761. - Hush.
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762. Fuck off!
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763. They'll see
I am a true man.
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764. I am the real deal, for sure.
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765. Drop it pal.
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766. - The motherfucker wants to kill me
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767. He doesn't know who I am
- Tony, Tony, Tony...
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768. Drop the thing,
you're going to mess up
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769. - I am Tony Merguez!
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770. Tony Merguez, you hear?
I ain't no clown!
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771. - Enough.
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772. - Let me go, I'll fuck him up!
Think I am kidding?
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773. I'am the real deal!
Bring it on Zoran!
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774. - Give me that!
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775. - Don't fuck with me!
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776. - They dropped sea bears everywhere!
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777. Sorry, Cl챕mence.
Don't sweat it, I take care of it.
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778. - Sorry, Cl챕mence!
Sorry! Don't move.
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779. - Easy! Be careful
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780. - Wait, wait, wait
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781. - Oh, Be gentle.
- Your phone...
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782. - Relax.
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783. - Hi.
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784. No, it's not Cl챕mence.
She's busy with Maurice.
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785. - No, it's not Cl챕mence.
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786. - He's going heavy on her
- He should be softer
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787. The guy is hardcore
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788. - I have fat fingers, that's not my fault
- Momo? All척, Cl챕mence?
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789. - He's ruining her
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790. With what she has in her,
she got to have it rough.
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791. - Wait.
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792. - It's coming, it's coming!
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793. - It comes.
- That's going to spurt.
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794. - Jos챕...
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795. I'm sorry, mate.
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796. - I know..
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797. .. where we can get the money.
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798. - huh?
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799. How?
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800. - We're repaying Zoran,
with interests.
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801. - How? You mean we rip off this place?
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802. - No, no. We're throwing a big party
with paying entries
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803. Look at the place,
That's 500 people least.
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804. The whole district is going to want in.
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805. Paid entries. We get some booze.
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806. It's gonna be huge,
the Dream Team way!
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807. "Jump Around" by House of Pain.
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808. - Frelate!
Will you answer!
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809. And you plan on settle here?
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810. Speed up!
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811. - In a garbage bag!
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812. - What the... Hooligan!
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813. What am I going to do?
There are no cab here!
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814. - Ok, half-price for the chicks.
- Tony, you changed, man.
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815. - And don't mess the place!
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816. - Hey, Tony!
Can I come in?
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817. - Do I look like Santa Claus to you?
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818. Let me go, assholes!
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819. Let me go!
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820. Let me out!
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821. Motherfuckers!
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822. Let me out!
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823. - Jos챕!
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824. Jos챕!
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825. Oh, my Titoune..
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826. You missed me, it seems
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827. - Lady,
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828. ..I am no Titoune,
I am Zoran.
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829. - Sorry... wrong person.
- No problem.
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830. - Forget what just happened.
You never met me, you hear?
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831. I'll know where to find you if you talk, ok?
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832. - OK... OK, OK.
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833. - But?
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834. What the fuck?
That wasn't planned!
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835. - Excuse me...
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836. Excuse me...
- Hey lady.
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837. - Let me in, that's my cousin's party
- 10 euros
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838. - What's going on Jenny?
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839. - What's all that?
- I think my cousin went crazy.
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840. - Ho, models can go in free
But for you
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841. That's 80 euros.
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842. - Hey that's Sammy over there!
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843. - Ho, brother!
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844. - Check out the chick!
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845. - Who are those chicks?
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846. - Souvenir from holidays man!
- Hell yes!
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847. - Don't ask
We won't tell you
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848. - Cut the bullshit.
You introduce me?
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849. - Calm down son.
They're out of your league.
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850. So, guys,
who's the real deal?
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851. - Tonight,
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852. .. we have fun!
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853. - He's out of his mind!
- Tonight, we have fun!
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854. - What's his problem?
- To all those who can't take holydays!
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855. Jump around!
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856. - Shake it, girls!
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857. So... Was it good with Momo?
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858. Bitch
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859. - What are you talking about?
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860. What is wrong with you?
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861. - What are you doing man?
You're crazy or what?
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862. Jos챕!
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863. We can't trust you.
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864. Look what you...
- Son of a...
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865. - Come on...
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866. Come on, work, piece of crap!
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867. Get the signal.
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868. The signal
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869. Come on!
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870. Help! Help!
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871. All척? Whoever this is don't hang up
I'm stuck in a sauna!
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872. Call for help!
I am at Santi챕pi manor.
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873. 15 Rocquencourt street in the basement.
I'm going to die here...
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874. - No, Merguez, you're not going to die now.
Don't worry
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875. - Zoran?
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876. - Three seconds ago
I was still alive
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877. - Minouche? Minouche?
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878. Help, my love!
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879. I love you!
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880. - Yeah, that was because of the sea bears.
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881. - Just great, Jos챕, that's perfect.
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882. - You never tried to understand, didn't you?
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883. No, you had to screw up everything, as usual.
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884. You can give me that look
But what is done is done.
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885. - Oh, baby!
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886. Why do you react like that?
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887. All right, all right, I did mess up a little
But I was furious
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888. You would have want me..
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889. ..to do nothing? Like I didn't care?
Right?
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890. Come on, stop the car!
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891. I just wanted to tell you...
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892. Oh, stop it now!
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893. - Rocquencourt street?
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894. - Turn right at the next stop.
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895. Then straight for 500m,
until the sign.
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896. And left.
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897. Oh no
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898. - Jos챕 is crazy! And I have some serous spine problem! The doctor said...
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899. - Come on, that was nothing serious
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900. Back already?
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901. And Cl챕mence?
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902. - You didn't see a man, with a scar, come in?
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903. - You're an ass Jos챕
- You mean the guy looking for the basement?
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904. Zoran, please, look into your heart!
Deep down!
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905. - I'll look into yours
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906. - Please!
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907. - Leave him alone or I'll kill you asshole.
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908. - You were saying?
I couldn't hear you over
the sound of the chainsaw.
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909. - Come here. Bring it on.
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910. - Stop it, Zoran!
Don't move or I...
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911. - Merguez and his mates...
I'll miss you guys
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912. - Don't kill him, I beg you!
That's because of Manuella
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913. That's on her, and her handcuffs
She's a total psycho, been stalking me..
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914. for days, and days
into marrying her
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915. and her crazy pig family!
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916. That's her fault!
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917. Hey!
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918. Hey Zoran! That's a miracle!
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919. It's a fucking miracle!
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920. My dope!
It's gonna be allright!
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921. Minouche!
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922. Here you are!
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923. Minouche...
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924. Listen to me...
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925. That's Zoran. He is a bad guy.
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926. - Good luck!
Tiny dick.
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927. - Well.
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928. Let's go.
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929. Come on pal, let's go.
- thanks.
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930. - Those chicks are crazy
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931. - You tell me.
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932. - I don't invite you in,
I didn't clean up.
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933. - Of course, of course.
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934. Good bye.
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935. - This summer, we make the album,
We sell it in september...
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936. And for winter?
The tropics!
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937. - While everybody's freezing here
- And then we give a concert
in the Stade de France, right?
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938. - Right.
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939. - They're good!
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940. I have my movie!
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941. - Guignard?
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942. And Frelate? What are you doing here?
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943. You didn't build the sauna, did you?
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944. What's all that?
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945. What have you done?
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946. My ancestors house,
filled by scum
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947. Oh no! My Tikiwinki!
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948. You monsters!
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949. Frelate!
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950. We'll settle this in front of a court
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951. I knew it
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952. I'll break you! I'll...
- Wait, wait. Hush.
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953. You hear?
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954. - What?
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955. - How good it feels
when you shut the fuck up.
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956. - I won't allow this!
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957. - You think I allow you to talk shit at my pal?
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958. You'll learn to respect the family!
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959. - He's from your family!
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960. - Hell yes.
And soon, he'll be part of yours.
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961. - Oh no!
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962. But what...
- Calm down daddy,
a nigger is not that bad.
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963. Come on, I buy you a drink.
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964. There are some chicks... you won't believe it.
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965. Theyre so hot...
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966. - That's so awesome
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967. Hell of a party!
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968. - I don't get it
Why didn't you stay in Santo Rico?
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969. - I told you
We screwed too many girls.
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970. They put a bounty on our heads man.
- Exactly.
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971. Too much chicks,
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972. .. that was no holidays.
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973. - We were on the move 24/7.
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974. It was no good.
We said : "Fuck it,
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975. "Let's get back home."
- sensible, that's it, sensible.
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976. - But, the movie?
- And the actresses?
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977. - Oh yeah, the actresses...
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978. - That happenend in the plane,
they came after us.
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979. You know, when the toaster burst into flames.
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980. - Yeah, the toaster, I forgot!
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981. - It was burning like hell.
- Like hell brother!
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982. - She said : "Ok, you saved me"
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983. "My friend and I, we give you some pussy"
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984. - That's it.
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985. - Oh yes...
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986. - You say you changed.
But what kind of man are you now, Frelate?
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987. - I don't hang out anymore.
The projects, the staircases, it's over
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988. - Really?
Are you really over this?
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989. This text is shit
- That's bad. Can they hear me?
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990. - Come on man!
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991. We juste have to do this
and we're done with him
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992. Sup'dawg! What's up?
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993. - Good, good. What's new?
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994. Anyway, they'll only broadcast
in the country police stations,
For the kids.
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995. - In fact, that's a win-win.
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996. - All척, baby? You ok?
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997. No no,
Don't worry, we're on it.
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998. - What kind of man are you now?
- The staircase, it's over now.
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999. - It's really over?
Have you really changed?
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1000. - I don't spit on the floor,
I don't talk about your mother anymore
I only cross when the green man tells me to
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1001. Since I stopped being a homie
I ditched my pitbull and grabbed a puppy
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1002. - My doggy's named Snoop,
and I pick up when it poops
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1003. I went from gangsta to Mother Theresa
And changed from Scarface to the Twilight Saga
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1004. - I don't smoke no weed
I even say hello to Five-O.
Hello sir!
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1005. I wake up before the grannies,
I feed the birds some seeds
and take care of stray cats.
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1006. - Hello sweetheart.
Did you catch much bad guys today?
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1007. - I'm done Tha챦 boxing
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1008. Now I'm knitting.
Struggling with the mesh.
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1009. When I didn't pay for an apple in the shop.
At once I called the 17, I snitched myself out
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1010. All척, police?
About the apple, it was me.
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1011. - I don't spit on the floor,
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1012. I don't talk about your mother anymore
I only cross when the green man tells me to
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1013. - I don't spit on the floor,
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1014. I don't talk about your mother anymore
I only cross when the green man tells me to
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1015. - In the subway, I pay a ticket
and give my place to the vet
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1016. If I find money,
I give it to the officer.
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1017. - I am a real gentleman with the lady.
I'm done with polygamy.
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1018. I write poetry.
I talk when my mouth is empty.
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1019. - I don't say "Fuck yes"
But "fabulous"
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1020. Now I'm a diplomat
And my mother is amazed.
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1021. - No more "Sup Dog."
"Dear", uptown way.
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1022. Hunting, fiching, tradition.
I listen to C챕line Dion.
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1023. - Pour que tu m'aimes encore!
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1024. - I don't spit on the floor,
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1025. I don't talk about your mother anymore
I only cross when the green man tells me to
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1026. I don't spit on the floor,
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1027. I don't talk about your mother anymore
I only cross when the green man tells me to
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1028. I don't spit on the floor,
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1029. I don't talk about your mother anymore
I only cross when the green man tells me to
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1030. - Dream Team!
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1031. - We learnt something man.
I feel we're something more.
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1032. - I'm gonna tell you,
I feel ready right now..
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1033. ..to be a father. A dad.
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1034. - We did a lot of stuff.
Now we know what life is.
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1035. - At some point, you know all the pusssy
you need to know.
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1036. - Hell yes
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1037. OH, OH, OH... OH!
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1038. - Bouge ton Levi Strauss.
Ecoute la zik, la basse est grosse.
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1039. C'est qui, ce Charlie?
Dis "bonjour, Charlie."
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1040. Ou plut척t "Salut, Jo."
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1041. Et demande 횪 Farrugia,
c'est pas de la com챕die.
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1042. Le beat, c'est Bollini,
du type 75.
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1043. Enfin, bref, demande 횪 de Greef.
C'est tout b챕nef.
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1044. - H챕, les rat챕s.
- Explique-leur bien ce morceau.
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1045. - C'est pour les L.A.S.C.A.R.S.
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1046. Tous dans le m챗me sac,
pas de stress. Laisse et acquiesce.
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1047. L.A.S.C.A.R.S.
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1048. Tous dans le m챗me sac,
pas de stress. Laisse et acquiesce.
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1049. - Parfois le ghetto,
c'est un vrai cartoon.
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1050. Plein de cin챕s et de mythos.
Aussi vrai que la Terre tourne.
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1051. Je tire une latte
et je fais tourner.
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1052. Pour tous ces soirs o첫 je tra챤nais,
le cerveau retourn챕.
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1053. C'est pour les lascars,
noirs, bruns, blancs et jaunes.
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1054. Ceux qui ont rat챕 le train.
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1055. Le monde est putain de stone.
Nous, on fait swinguer l'Hexagone.
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1056. - L.A.S.C.A.R.S.
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1057. Tous dans le m챗me sac,
pas de stress. Laisse et acquiesce.
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1058. L.A.S.C.A.R.S.
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1059. Tous dans le m챗me sac,
pas de stress. Laisse et acquiesce.
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1060. "Say La Vee"
interpr챕t챕 par De La Soul.
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1061. - Dans un sac poubelle!
Dans un sac poubelle!
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