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2. Thanks for everything.
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3. Guess what I did
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4. Dude!
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6. Now let's rock westside academy! Eww.
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7. Taste the beast!
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8. You can do anything
you want in life as long
as you stay away from drugs.
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9. Why would a person
use illegal drugs?
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12. But whatever the reason,
what should you say when
someone offers you drugs?
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13. Say, "no, thanks.
I'll have a minotaur."
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14. Stay off drugs! Minotaur! Thank you, minotaur man.
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15. Hey!
Nice cow outfit, homo.
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16. Where can I pick
one of those up,
the gay zoo?
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17. Oh, no. It's not a—
it's not a cow.
It's a minotaur.
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18. It's a creature of myth.
And he got this one out
of your mom's closet.
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19. She let me keep it
after I fucked her.
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20. Drugs are bad,
but energy drink's good.
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22. And for every can sold,
minotaur will make a donation...
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23. To the keep kids
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24. God, this suit smells
like tater tots.
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25. Yeah, I know what you need.
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26. Kiss? Are you kidding?
No. God.
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27. I love kiss. No one loves kiss.
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28. - paul stanley
is sick of kiss.
- whoa!
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29. Don't dis the starchild. Hey, don't get me wrong,
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30. I like to "rock and roll all
night and part of every day."
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31. "Party every day."
"Rock and roll all night
and party every day."
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32. I like to rock and roll
part of every day. Party every day.
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34. I can rock and roll
from, like, 1:00 to 3:00. You need to party.
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How's it goin'?
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36. When someone offers you
some illegal drugs,
what do you say?
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37. You say, "no, thanks.
I'll just have a minotaur."
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38. I've had so many
of these things—
I'm not kidding—
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39. I may wet my pants.
Where's the bathroom?
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40. Holy shit.
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41. Dude, this is
like shrek's piss.
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42. So remember,
stay off drugs,
drink minotaur—
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- taste the beast!
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44. You know what's great
about this job?
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45. You mean, besides nothing? We're makin' the world
a better place.
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46. How? You know, givin' the kids an
energy boost to stay off drugs.
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47. We're selling them
nuclear horse piss
for six bucks a can.
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48. What an accomplishment. Feels good, doesn't it?
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49. No.Plus, it's totally
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50. I could do
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51. If I had to do this job forever,
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52. Surprise!
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53. - yeah! Whoo! Got you, man!
Got you!
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54. - oh, happy anniversary!
Did you know?
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55. All right. That was good! Oh, my god. You're here.
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56. Wheeler called me. Hi. Thank you for warning me.
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57. Hey, I tried to tell them
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celebrate your milestone.
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59. - what's up, mino-tards?
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60. - what's up, wheeler?
- my dick!
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61. "My dick"!
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62. Everybody,
we're here to celebrate
my best friend, danny!
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63. We just work together.
Not "best friend."Be nice.
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64. Danny's been workin' here
10 years! That's almost a decade
of livin' the dream.
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65. You're the man, danny! I want to grow old
with you, danny.
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66. Hopefully, we'll be
tastin' the beast for the rest
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67. ♪It's Early In The Morning
The sun comes out ♪
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68. ♪Last Night Was Shaking
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69. This is a nightmare. Oh, come on.
I took the afternoon off.
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70. There's cake! Let's try
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71. Mitch from graphics,
take over!
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72. - ah!
- do it!
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73. - let's go next!
Come on. It'll be fun.
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74. Why not? Come on.
We'll do a duet!
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75. Getting up in front
of people and singing
is not my idea of fun.
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76. - it's humiliating.
♪With Another Sin
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77. - I'm gonna sing.
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78. - ♪Here I Am
Ow!
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79. ♪Rock You
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80. Come on, come on,
come on, come on! Yeah, yeah!
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81. ♪Here I Am Come on. Sing it!
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82. ♪Rock You Like A Hurricane
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83. Danny?
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84. What is your problem? Look, I'm sorry,
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85. I'm not wheeler,
happy in some brainless job.
No goals, no ambition.
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86. Hey, you don't know
how wheeler feels.
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87. For all you know,
he hates his job
as much as you do.
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88. Yeow!
I love this job!
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89. Hey, wheeler!
She's tastin' your beast!
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90. Good morning.
Can I take your order?
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92. A what? Large black coffee.
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93. - Do you mean a venti?
- No, I mean a large.
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94. He means a venti. Yeah,
the biggest one you've got. Venti is large.
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95. Mmm, no.
Ventiis 20. Danny.
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96. Yeah. "Large" is large.
In fact, "tall" is large.
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97. Andgrandeis spanish
for "large."ventiis the only
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99. Congratulations!
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100. Look, dick.
Venti is a large coffee.
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101. Really? Says who? Fellini? How much is that?
Here's a 10.
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102. Do you, uh, accept lira
or is it all euros— just keep the change.
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103. Jesus. You know what they
call the sizes here. You've been
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104. The girl at the party. She said, "asap."
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105. Oh, asap!
Oh, I'm sorry.
Huge crime.
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106. It's like "24-7" or
"been there, done that."
You hate that too.
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107. I don't hate it enough
to let it ruin my day. Ugh!
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108. It's getting worse.
You know, man?
The sun is shining.
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109. But you have lost the ability
to take any joy in life.
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110. I can't stand it anymore! You're
just a miserable dick now!
You're mean to everybody!
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111. And, F. YI.,
it's called a "venti"
Because it's 20 ounces!
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112. Twenty! venti!
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116. - I gotta talk to her.
- aw, forget her, man.
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117. Let me give you a little
motto I live my life by—
you got to hit it and quit it.
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118. No ties, tangle free.
Nobody tells me what to do.
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119. I go bang, bang,
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120. What? That's not a motto.
That's just you saying
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121. You know, that's right.
I'm a dick.
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122. Hey, I'm in a rut,
just goin' from school
to school...
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123. Selling poison
to our nation's youth.
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124. It's not poison.
It's got juice in it.
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125. I'm 35 years old. I got
nothin' to show for my life.
I figured I'd be something.
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126. Somethin' good—
a professor, engineer.
I don't know.
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127. Figured I'd be married.
I'd—
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129. You know what?
We're makin' a detour. What?
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130. We're makin' a detour. Where?
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131. We're makin' a detour. Why?
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132. Dude, you're too
jacked up on minotaur.
This is a mistake.
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133. It's fine.
Look, I'll be right back.
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134. Hey, we gotta be at the blue
valley middle school by 1:30. Yep!
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135. No, I don't want
to plea-bargain.
I didn't do it.
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136. Mr. Garvin, I just don't
know what other options
we have, you know,
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137. because they have this clear
videotape of you stealing—
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138. guys! Go, go, go. A lot of tvs.
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139. - that could be any bald guy.
- look at me! Me! David garvin!
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140. Stealin' tvs.
Who would believe it?
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142. Hey, hi.
I need to talk to you.
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143. - danny, I'm with a client,
so we'll talk later.
- I can go.
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144. No, no. You stay.
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145. I'm not goin' anywhere
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147. thank you. What? Fast.
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148. All right, you were right.
I'm a dick. I'm a dick! You're dickish.
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149. Yes, I'm dickish.
I'm a dickish dick,
and I'm in a rut.
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150. We're in a rut.
Let's shake things up.
I have an idea.
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151. Let's get married.
I don't have a ring. Are you serious?
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153. - never mind.
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154. No. Why?
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155. Because despite
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156. I'm not that interested in
becoming Mrs. Dick-in-a-rut.
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157. - heard that.
- really? Did you hear that?
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158. - danny?
- maybe you heard that 'cause
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159. That's another one I hate.
"Heard that"!
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160. You don't get married
to get out of a rut.
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161. You get married because you love
someone and you don't want to
spend your life without them.
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162. Who is this guy? Thank you, Mr. Garvin.
He's a thief.
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163. - falsely accused.
- oh, well. He looks
like phil collins.
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164. - yeah. I know.
- look, life is hard, all right?
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165. We've lived together
for seven years. You know what?
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166. Life is hard,
and you've become the
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167. I should really go. N— you sit down.
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168. You know, danny?
We do need to shake things up.
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169. - I know!
That's what I'm saying!
- I'm movin' out.
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Are you breaking up with me?
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171. - yeah.
- really?
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173. Today sucks.
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174. Look, danny, whenever a door
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175. You just have to look for it.
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176. And seriously,
you're gonna get the most insane
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177. And this is a good month
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178. I don't want that. Look, just keep it
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179. Okay?
We got one more school.
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180. We go out, have a few brewskis,
we'll talk this over.
Just put your game face on.
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181. Whoo!
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182. Taste the beast!
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183. Minotaur!
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184. Drugs.
Why do kids take drugs?
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186. No?
Maybe they just understand
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187. and if you smoke something
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189. Dude, dude, dude, dude.
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Enjoy life.
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191. Just do it! Live it!
Rock it!"
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192. Fuck it, because life
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193. You know, I may not
be so happy-go-lucky,
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195. 'cause nothing's gonna work out
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196. Chin-chin.
By the way,
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197. Game face, bro.
Game face.
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198. What part of "game face"
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199. What the f—
whoa, dude! Oh! Hey, hey, hey, hey!
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200. I thought we could park here. And you thought wrong,
you furry faggot.
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201. - Please, just flip the switch
and put it down.
- It's too late. It's already up.
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202. Come on, please.
Put yourself in my shoes,
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204. Dude, please,
could you just be decent?
I'm havin' a terrible day!
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205. Oh, well, since you
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206. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa.
Hey, man, can I ask you
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207. Get the fuck out of the way,
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208. - you want me to move?
- game face, buddy.
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209. Uh, danny?
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210. What's he doing?
He's running.
We're running.
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211. - we're running!
- whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. No, no.
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212. Hey, what are you—
what are you— get, get—
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213. I'm the guy
that can't enjoy life? Wrong!
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214. Oh, I'm gonna
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216. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Hey, man, what you doin'?
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217. - whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Danny!
- hey, man!
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218. Holy shit, man!
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219. - dude!
- whoa!
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220. Whoa!
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221. [ Recorded voice,
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222. Stay off drugs.
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223. - you guys are fucked.
- I told you, you asshole!
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224. - beth?
- yes, wheeler?
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227. So, F. YI.,
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228. Now, that's that,
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229. I didn't do anything here,
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230. and I can just walk
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231. Oh, really?
Because according to this,
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232. uh, a party to,
not the party.
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233. Reckless endangerment,
destruction of
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234. obstructing a police officer,
attempted grand theft auto,
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235. disturbing the peace,
parking in a no-parking zone.
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236. Did I ever tell you
you're a dick? Yeah. Earlier.
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237. Danny,
they suspended your license.
Did you know that?
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239. I mean, do you guys
think this was funny?
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240. - if you think about it,
this is kind of your fault.
- my— how is this my fault?
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241. It's your fault because
you just threw it all away,
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242. - and I came in here,
I proposed to you—
- your proposal was bullshit!
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243. - But it was real.
It was from the heart!
- Shut up! Okay? Shut up!
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245. - they wanted to give you
30 days in jail.
- what?
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246. But I worked my magic
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247. you have to log 150 hours
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248. Community service?
What, we got to clean toilets?
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249. No, you're going to
sturdy wings. It's the judge's
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250. - yes, wheeler?
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251. What the fuck
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252. Sturdy wings
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253. We bring adults
and children together
in a structured format...
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254. To enhance the lives
of these children through
one-on-one friendships.
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255. People ask me, "gayle,
how did you come up with
such a life-altering program?"
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256. And I tell them,
I spent a lot of time
alone as a kid.
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257. My father was
a traveling salesman.
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258. My mother, out of necessity,
was a whore.
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259. During adolescence,
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260. From a committed, caring adult.
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261. A mere 12 years ago,
I was a raging alcoholic.
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262. To make matters worse,
I had a massive drug addiction,
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263. no money, no job, no hope.
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264. But at that moment,
I knew what I had to do.
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266. Now... I'm addicted
to helping.
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267. And when you're addicted
to helping, you don't need
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268. Because sometimes in life,
everybody needs—
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270. ♪A Little Lovin'
Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
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271. ♪We Need A Little Love
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
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272. ♪A Little Lovin'
Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ Huh? Huh? Uh?
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273. See, that's me? ♪We Need A Little Lovin'
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280. To match up with a new
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281. as we call them here
at sturdy wings.
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282. - I see a familiar face.
Guilty as charged.
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Let's move right along here.
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you can elect to spend as much
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I'm sort of into politics.
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with the program? Oh, god, really?
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293. Wheeler,
switch with me. No way, dude.
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294. Martin gary.
I can always spot a newbie.
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295. It's my fifth year
with wings.
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296. I guess paul mccartney's
got nothin' on me, huh?
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297. ♪Love, Take Me Down
To the streets ♪
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298. That's not a wings song. Yeah, that's one of
their hits from the '70s.
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299. I'm not sure which one. It's not a— it's not.
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301. I think it might be. No, it's not.
Nobody sings that song.
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302. - I don't know about that.
I'll have to google it.
- martin, come on up here.
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305. Perfectly acceptable hug
between a little and a big. Ooh-la-la.
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307. Well, obviously,
we're not supposed to
butt-fuck these kids.
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308. Well, it looks like
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309. Why don't we take a break,
get a cup of joe? I'm gonna
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310. And then when you come back,
it'll be time to meet—
drumroll, please—
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312. - whoo-hoo!
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313. Whoo!
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to meet mine.
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take 'em to the zoo,
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316. because I
heard that the giant panda bear
had a little baby panda bear.
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317. Oh! And there's just
nothin' cuter...
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318. Than a little baby panda bear
'cause he's got—
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319. yeah, I can't do this. Danny, stop.
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320. We will get raped in jail.
Do you understand?
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321. What's the point, huh?
I mean, I've got nothin'
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322. If you were a kid,
would you want to
hang out with me?
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323. Hey, do you want
to get raped? Hello, gentlemen.
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324. Hey. You probably heard
that out of context. Excuse me?
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325. When I asked my friend danny
if he wanted to get raped.
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326. I want you both
to listen to me, okay?
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327. I know why you're here,
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328. Okay?
Your "presence" here—
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330. Are you implying
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332. and you are in the slammer,
like MC. Hammer.
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333. Did MC. Hammer
go to prison? Yes, he did.
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335. I'm certain he filed
for bankruptcy, so don't
BS. Me right now, okay?
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336. - I don't understand.
How are we BS.'ing you?
- exactly. I'm BS.-proof.
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338. You'll want your
little buddies' parents to sign
'em after each outing, okay?
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339. And that way, I can use
my BS. Flyswatter...
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340. To swat away the flies...
That is your BS.
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That's good fun!
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Why don't you come with me?
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349. I've heard of popcorn
in the face,
but this is ridiculous.
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350. ♪
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351. Brothers-in-arms, follow me!
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352. The evil king argotron
has us cornered.
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353. Oh! My fair lady esplen,
goddess of navalore.
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354. I fight for your honor.
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355. You wish—
you wish to kiss me?
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356. There's precious
little time.
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357. Oh, what the hell.
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358. Ooh!
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359. No! No. More later!
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360. Now I must fight!
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361. Your kid's name
is augie farks. A little older
than most of the kids.
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362. Oh.
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363. Oh.
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364. ♪ Um, that wasn't
really 100% yet.
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365. Don't judge me
by that move that—
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366. I'm not gonna get
in trouble, right?
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367. This is just— this is just
soft foam and duct tape.
It can't harm anyone.
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368. - no worries, my liege.
- okay!
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369. This is danny. He wants
to be your new friend.
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370. So I'm gonna let you guys
get to know each other, and
I'll... Fade into the mist.
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371. How's it goin'?
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372. That's a nice routine
you worked out.
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373. I hope you weren't
planning on slaying me.
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374. Wonderful.
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375. Come on, wheeler.
Let's meet your kid.
His name's ronnie.
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376. He's one of our youngest.
Single mom. Full-time job.
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377. Signed him up about
six weeks ago, matched him up
with eight different bigs.
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378. No one's lasted
more than a day.
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379. But I think you're perfect
because you're young, fun, and
you don't wanna go to prison.
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380. That's scary!
Oh.
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381. And F. YI., you're playin'
on this girl's court now,
okay?
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382. So you're playin'
by her rules. Are you the coach?
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383. I am the coach.
I'm the coach, and
I'm the point guard,
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384. the two forwards, the center,
and I'm the other guard.
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385. I'm the entire
organization.
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386. Hey there, ronnie.
How you doin' today?
Doin' a little drawing?
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387. That's cool.
I want you to meet someone
really special.
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388. And I think you two dudes
are gonna become real homeys.
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389. Ronnie, this is anson. Uh, wheeler's good.
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390. Whatever.
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391. Hey, big guy.
What you doin' here?
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392. What up, ronnie?
It's good to meet you.
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393. Um—
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394. what you drawin' there?
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395. Oh, beyoncé.
She's smokin'!
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396. - I don't want to
take my pants off!
- what? Whoa! Whoa!
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397. All right, ronnie.
That's enough.
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398. - this bitch tried
to grab my joint!
- language, ronnie!
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399. My language is english!
And this motherfucker tried
to grab on my hang-down.
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400. I got my own hang-down
to touch, kid.
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401. Honky-ass wanted
a handful of my balls! Honky? That's racist.
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402. Well, I trust you two
will work this out.
I'm not gonna micromanage.
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403. Not my modus operandi.
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404. I have no idea what I'm
gonna do with this kid. Me either.
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405. I bet if I suggested
a game of quidditch,
he'd come in his pants.
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406. I've been talkin' to him
for half an hour.
Kid's barely said a word.
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407. Maybe we should
just go to jail.
It's 30 days.
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408. Whoa! I don't know
if this is some kind
of joke to you, danny,
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409. but I actually like
my life, okay?
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410. Now, if I go to jail,
I'm gonna lose my job.
Listen.
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411. We go to prison,
you're never gonna
get beth back.
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412. We come home after 30 days,
she's bangin' her boss.
I guarantee it.
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413. Really?
Sh-she's gonna be banging
patricia feingold?
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414. Her boss is a chick? Oh, Jesus.
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415. Danny, just listen, okay?
We're a team. All right?
You and me.
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416. We can do this.
We just got to stick together. Fine.
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417. Good. So, what do you
do with kids?
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418. Hey, kids! We chip monks
just broke our vow of silence,
and we want to sing!
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419. ♪We Are The Monks
Of chip monk charlie's ♪
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420. ♪We Will Give You Food To Eat
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421. ♪And Once
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422. ♪We Will Move
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423. ♪We Are The Butts
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424. - ♪But we've got the ass
- okay. Come on! Sit down!
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425. All right? Please.
Danny. 媻Butt
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426. I like ronnie's version better.
I like how it evokes the concept
of ass and butt.
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427. - okay. Thanks.
- don't throw shit, ronnie.
Come on.
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428. How many hours
do we have left?
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429. So, uh, do you
like coca-cola?
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430. I like the idea of it
more than I actually like it.
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431. Ooh, they got
chicken fingers.
Phew!
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432. I'm gonna run a train
on these chicken fingers.
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433. I'm just gonna be, like,
"yum-yum-yum-yum-yum-yum-
yum-yum-yum-yum-yum."
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434. Let me guess. You're not
really rollin' with the ladies
in school, are ya, augie?
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435. Oh, no. I'm— I'm really good
friends with the school nurse.
She's a divorcée.
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436. So, um, aug,
it's a— it's a pretty
interesting cape.
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437. - Are you like
a superhero or somethin'?
- yeah, I wish.
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438. No, this is—
this is part of my
battle attire for laire.
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439. - what the hell is laire?
- it's this fantasy world
where anything is possible!
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440. One minute you could
be sparring with an elf,
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441. and the next you could
be battling against a troll
who wants nothing more...
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442. Than just to steal your gold
and leave you penniless!
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443. - sounds gay.
- no, no. There's girls there.
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444. - girls can be gay.
- if by gay you mean
the old english definition...
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445. Of "fun, enjoyable
and carefree,"
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446. Then yes,
it's extremely gay.
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447. I think they meant
the other definition.
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448. I know, but to understand it,
you really have to
see it for yourself.
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449. Okay.
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450. - hey, pick us up in two hours.
- fuck you, Miss daisy!
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451. So, augie, why do
they call it laire?
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452. It's live action
interactive role-playing
explorers.
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453. We're divided into countries,
fighting a never-ending war
to control the realm.
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454. Or until they have to clear you
out for soccer practice.
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455. Ho!
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456. Greetings, nobleman!
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457. Any friend of blufgan's
is a friend of kuzzik,
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458. fifth son of leponius,
earl of ringor.
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459. Oh. Diana has put
her bosom away.
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460. Apollo has lifted his skirt.
The day has been launched.
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461. May I present to you
my vassal, artonius.
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462. Greetings, friends. Greetings.
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463. Tell me, blufgan.
Art thou preparing
for the battle royale?
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464. 'Tis a mere month away.
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465. Oh, aye, milord. Ah, huzzah, huzzah!
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466. Godspeed, blufgan!
And all hail xanthia!
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467. Rub-a-dub-dub!
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468. What the fuck just
happened there? They're my kinsmen.
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469. We're all from xanthia.
We're a smaller country,
but we're no cassadonia, danny.
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470. Ow, don't hit so hard! Okay.
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471. - hi, blufgan.
- Hey! Hey, esplen.
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472. Blufgan! Blufgan!
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473. Blufgan! Blufgan! Oh!
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474. - bllee-koo-dhadhahda-fleerp?
- all right, gleebo. One more.
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475. Jarku-day! Jarku-day!
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476. I should have never started
feeding the goddamn elves. Jesus christ.
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477. Hey, Master handler.
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478. - whoa. Who's that dork?
- Uh, that's the king.
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479. Well, I should have guessed.
Nothing says royalty
like the burger hole.
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480. Yeah, he and his lackeys
eat there before every battle.
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481. His majesty approaches. Oh, crap!
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482. His royalty approaches! Long live the king.
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483. - what are you doing?
- you have— you have to
kneel before the king.
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484. Bow down, little girl.
Little girl, bow down,
bow down.
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485. - why?
- because he's the king.
I beg you!
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486. - no.
- oh, damn it.
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487. Hey, pull over
to the mini-mart
and get me some OJ.
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488. And not that
from-concentrate shit.
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489. Would it kill you
to say please? It might.
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490. "Concentrate.
Not from concentrate.
Pulp. Low pulp.
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491. Lots of pulp."
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492. - well, well, well.
- hey. Fancy meeting you here.
What, are you stalking me?
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493. Had to get my bagel dog fix.
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494. So how's little ronnie? Ooh, you were right about us
bein' a great match. Yeah.
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495. You know, like at christmas,
when you get a gift?
That's what ronnie is.
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496. A gift.
I love him so much.
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497. Wow.
Well, that's very nice.
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498. Now, if you'll excuse me,
I gots to get my slurpee on.
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499. Well, watch this though
first.
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500. Look at that.
What does that look like?
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501. Okay.
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502. - open the door, ronnie.
- you forgot to say "please."
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503. Please open the door?
Or I'll pour your juice out.
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504. I don't drink juice, bitch!
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505. Come on. Hey. Ronnie.
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506. Oh, no.
Don't turn that engine on.
I swear to god—
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507. Ohh-h! A-ah.
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508. Okay. Okay.
Joke's over, buddy.
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509. No, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no!
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510. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Aah! Good one!
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511. Good one, ronnie!
Now open the fuckin' door!
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512. Ronnie!
What are you doin'?
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513. - dude, dude, dude, dude,
dude, dude, dude, dude!
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514. - what are you doing?
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515. Baby! Yeah!
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516. Don't you run me over!
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517. Oh, no!
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518. Ow! Watch it!
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519. Hey!
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520. Oh, yeah. So good.
Good times.
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521. You're on thin ice,
buddy. Then quit.
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522. - I never quit.
- give me my damn juice.
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523. Oh, this juice? Yeah, that juice.
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524. Ahh. Fuckin' asshole.
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525. Punk bitch.
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526. The lad had seasoned his mutton
with wine berry and not mead!
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527. Hey, did you see that spell
of unbreakable madness
I casted on those orks?
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528. I don't think so.
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529. The length of a moon,
hence "honeymoon."
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530. Eight hours down,
142 to go.
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531. This sucks ass.
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532. Dude, I just
spent the afternoon
in middle earth...
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533. With glee-glop
and the floopty-doos,
all right?
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534. Give me a fuckin' break. I got fuckin' carjacked.
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535. Yeah? Well, I got dumped.You deserved it!
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536. I hate your face. I hate your... F-face.
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537. Ooh!
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538. Ow!
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539. Ow! Ow!
Ronnie! Ronnie!
Take the wheel!
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540. Yeah. Dude, that is not safe!
He can't drive!
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541. This is unsafe. Okay, stop! Stop! Okay!
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542. What the fuck?
I'm driving! Wh—
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543. Oh, my god!
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544. Oh, nice. Look what
you started. Happy now?
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545. I'm gonna kill you! What did I do?
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546. So I guess
I'll pick you up
tomorrow around 9:00?
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547. Um, could we make it 10:00? Kid, you wanna spend some
hours together or not?
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548. If I'm gonna chauffeur your
asses around, make it 10:00. Yeah.
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549. Hey, danny, you wanna
come see my turtle? I'm fine.
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550. Course he has a turtle.
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551. See you tomorrow,
ronnie. Fuck you, anson!
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552. Never gets old. Wait, wait, wait.
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553. Oh, you... Bitch!
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554. Oh!
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555. Oh, my god.
She's movin' out. Oh, dude, that's harsh.
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556. Shit.
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557. - wow, you weren't
kiddin' around.
- yeah, I'm sorry.
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558. I wanted to be gone
by the time you got home.
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559. No, it— it's all right.
This is— this is better,
you know.
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560. Now we get to share
the moment with wheeler
and—
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561. becca and sara. Yeah, and becca and sara.
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562. Who you've met,
like, 127 times.
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563. I know. Keys.
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564. Beth, come on.
You don't have to do this.
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565. I left you the crock-pot.
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566. I know you like chili.
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567. I know it's really hard
for you right now,
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568. but, uh, I just
want you to know that...
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569. When you love something,
you set it free.
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570. And if it's meant to be,
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571. you just—
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572. you take it back,
and it comes—
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573. wait, um— yeah, I know where
you're goin' with it.
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574. Yeah, and if she doesn't
come back, I'd go for that
friend of hers in the sweater.
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575. I know she's a few pounds
overweight, but, you know,
in my experience,
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576. it's the bigger ones
that do way more stuff.
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577. Good talk, wheeler. Pick you up at 10:00.
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578. Hi, ronnie.
How are you today?What are you doin' here?
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579. - I told you I'd
pick you up at 10:00, right?
- I thought you'd pussy out.
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580. Well, you see?
It's wonderful. We're learning
so much about each other.
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581. Hey!
You must be wheeler.
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582. I'm karen. Hi, karen.
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583. Wow, you look way too young
to be ronnie's mother.
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584. What are you,
the babysitter? Oh, you're funny.
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585. You're gonna need
that sense of humor if you're
gonna keep up with my son.
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586. It's about time sturdy wings
found someone who could.
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587. Yeah, well,
I think that ronnie's
a great little dude.
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588. "A great little dude"?
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589. You're cute.
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590. - you ready, pal?
- I ain't your pal, vanilla.
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591. Uh, karen, would you mind
signing my hours sheet? Sure.
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592. Great.
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593. Well. All right.
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594. - you boys have fun.
- his idea of fun is a fuckin'
pottery class, yo.
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595. Hey. Hey, hey.
Watch your mouth,
little man.
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596. I love you.
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597. I love you too.
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598. I got shotgun!
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599. Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
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600. Stop. Who are you?
What do you want?
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601. I'm danny from sturdy wings.
I'm here for augie.
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602. Oh.
Oh, I'm sorry. Augie, right.
He'll be out in a minute.
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603. Let me ask you somethin',
'cause you're one of these guys
that's good with kids, right?
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604. Right. Totally.
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605. 'Cause, uh, the kid, man—
I don't get it.
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606. He's into dragons and fairies
and, you know, uh, uh, hoboes.
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607. Right. So, I mean, what am I
supposed to say to him?
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608. Yeah. I don't know.
I don't— hey, but m—
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609. while I've got you here
in my personal space,
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610. I was wondering
if you could maybe sign off
on my hours from yesterday.
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611. Oh, no, I'm not—
I'm not the kid's parent.
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612. No, that's, uh—
parental signatures are mama's
department. One second.
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613. Lynette!
Augie's little buddy's here.
He, uh, needs your signature.
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614. Oh! Hi! Hi.
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615. I'm lynette. I'm danny.
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616. So good to meet you. You too.
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617. I was wondering
if you could sign
my hours sheet from yesterday.
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618. Sure!
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619. You know, we are so thrilled
that you are gonna be spending
some time with augie.
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620. - hmm.
- because, you know,
just how he is.
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621. How is he?
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622. I'm just glad you're
gonna be getting him out of
his own little world a bit.
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623. It's like,
"get out of here! Leave home!"
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624. Hey, why don't you come over
for dinner on saturday night,
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625. and we can get to know you
a little bit better?
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626. I don't think so.
It's not you.
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627. I, uh, hate having dinner
with people.
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628. - hey, augie, ready to, uh—
- yeah, let's go.
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629. I think they're
over here.
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630. I'm disappointed.
This isn't gonna
hurt anybody.
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631. So, your parents—
wow.
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632. Jim is not my dad.
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633. Oh, okay.
Well, that's probably good.
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634. hey, hey, odeon.
Make way for king argotron! Oh!
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635. Dude.
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636. Bow as your daughter does.
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637. Xanthians.
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638. Why bother?
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639. Good one, sir.
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640. Man, why do you bow
for that guy?
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641. Because he's the king,
and he rules the entire realm.
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642. Oh, he rules
the entire realm? Yeah.
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643. Oh, my bad. Is that when
he is or isn't whackin' it
to the sims?
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644. You know, augie,
maybe you should think
about losing the cape.
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645. At least in public.
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646. People tend to avoid
people in capes.
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647. I know that's not
the case here.
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648. - look at these people.
- hoy! Ahoy!
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649. I like these people. No, I know.
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650. But, you know,
this isn't reality.
It's not the real world.
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651. Uh, I know that,
but in this world,
I don't have to be me.
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652. I'm stuck again!
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653. Well, looks like
maybe one of your people
could use a hand.
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654. I'm stuck! Help!
Help! Help! Her I don't like.
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655. Okay. This is my place.
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656. Shit hole.
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657. Look, kid, you're obviously
not a big fan of me,
and that's okay.
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658. But, uh, I think there's
something to be gained
from us spending, um,
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659. 139 more hours
together. Yeah.
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660. You know, my dad left me
when I was young,
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661. so I know it sucks.
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662. But, uh, what doesn't kill us
makes us stronger, right?
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663. Says the punk livin'
in the shit hole.
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664. - who are these clowns?
- Kiss?
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665. - you don't know who kiss is?
- no. Never heard of 'em.
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666. They look
like idiots to me. No, no, no, dude.
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667. These are four
of the smartest guys
who ever lived.
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668. They're these jewish guys
that grew up in New York.
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669. They put on guitars and makeup
to get girls, and all of their
songs are about fucking!
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670. I'm listenin'.
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671. ♪
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672. Seriously, this song
is called "love gun,"
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673. And it's about paul stanley's
dick and how this girl's gonna
get some of his dick!
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674. ♪I Really Love You, Baby
I know what you've got ♪ Cool.
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675. I didn't know jews
could sing like that.
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676. They couldn't at the time.
That's why they had to
dress like clowns.
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677. ♪We Can Get Hot This got them girls?
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678. Get this! They've been
getting pussy nonstop
for 30 years!
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679. They're probably
fucking right now,
and they're old dudes!
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680. - they put makeup on,
and it's all good!
- no shit?
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681. ♪You Pull The Trigger
Of my ♪
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682. ♪Love Gun
You see, ronnie?
His dick is the gun!
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683. ♪Love Gun
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684. ♪Love Gun
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685. ♪Love Gun
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686. Okay, we logged
14 hours this weekend.
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687. That's not
gonna be enough.
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688. Somehow we gotta get them
on the weekdays too. Mmm.
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689. Hey, we could pretend
to be their uncles,
pull 'em out of school.
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690. That just sounds
kinda creepy. Yeah, I guess.
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691. Hey! Sexy like
a chocolate strawberry.
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692. What's her problem? I don't know.
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693. I mean, you laid
that genius line on her.
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694. I can't believe she
didn't take your bait. I know, right?
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695. Well, well, well.
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696. If it isn't Mr. Bullshit
and Dr. I'm-full-of-shit.
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697. In what way
are we full of shit? Which one of us has the pHD.?
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698. So how was your first weekend
with the boys?
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699. It was great.
We did 14 hours.
Will you sign our sheets?
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700. Maybe give us a few more,
just for kicks?
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701. Round it up to 50? Don't you sass me.
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702. What, do you think I'm
a pushover? You know what I
used to eat for breakfast?
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703. Cocaine.
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704. You know what I used
to eat for lunch?
Cocaine.
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705. What'd you have
for dinner? Was it cocaine?
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706. I will sign your sheets,
but you need to know I am not
here to service your hours.
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707. I'm here to service
these young boys.
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708. Do you think I give a shit
if you guys go to prison? Huh?
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709. I've been to prison.
Oh, I have.
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710. I've been to prison.
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711. A prison of drugs, alcohol
and sick thoughts.
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712. I used to have
sick thoughts.
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713. So don't you come in here,
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714. preaching to me
about hours...
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715. When you're standin' over there,
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716. and you're standin' over there,
and I don't know
which way is up!
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717. Um, should we come back?
We can come back. Yeah.
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718. Come here.
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719. We're having
an overnight camping trip.
Big bear this weekend.
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720. I suggest that you ask
your littles to go with you.
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721. Maybe worry a little bit
about them and not so much
about your hours.
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722. Overnight? That's great.
Sign us up. Fellas, will you do me a favor?
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723. Next time you want
to bullshit me,
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724. bullshit each other
instead, okay?
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725. See how that feels.
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726. Okay. Yep.
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727. Okay. Okay.
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728. Okay. All right.
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729. I hate camping. You could use a little dose
of the outdoors.
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730. Camping blows.
It's dirty, and I don't
like sleepin' on rocks.
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731. Bring some ambien.
You'll sleep like a baby.
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732. There's always a guy with
an acoustic guitar that doesn't
quite know how to play it.
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733. ♪Kumbaya, My—
Wait. I know it.
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734. ♪Kumba—
You know. Wait.
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735. I-i know it.
Wait.
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736. ♪Kumbaya, My Lord
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737. ♪Ku— Oh, No, Wait.
Oh, yeah, I got it.
♪Kumbaya This Is It.
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738. - ♪Kumbaya, My Lord
- I think that's got it.
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739. ♪Kumbaya Goddamn it, ronnie!
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740. 'Cause I'm black,
you think I did it?
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741. No 'cause you did it
is why I think you did it.
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742. Let me tell you somethin'.
I am not your big,
and I'll hit you.
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743. I will hit a child.
I've never done that before, but
I will punch you in the face.
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744. Let's dance,
ben affleck! Ronnie!
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745. Leave him alone. Fine!
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746. But I'm watchin' you,
daredevil.
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747. Looks like you guys
could use a hand up here.
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748. Come on, man!
Just havin' some fun.
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749. Let's take a hike.
Thank you.
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750. Don't worry.
Once the little ones are asleep,
I'll break out the pg stuff.
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751. ♪Oh, Kumbaya Ah, "kumbaya," huh?
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752. - you don't happen to know
any wings, do ya?
- wings? Yeah.
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753. ♪Love, Take Me Down
To the streets ♪
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754. Ha-ha! Yeah!
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755. Man! She got some
boobies on her!
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756. You sure do like
boobies, ronnie. I sure do.
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757. Sometimes, I call myself
the boobie watcher.
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758. Even got my own comic book,
adventures of the boobie
watcher.
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759. Okay. You know, I got
a theory about boobies.
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760. Really? Yeah.
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761. You see, there are as many women
as there are men on this planet. True that, true that.
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762. And every woman
has two boobs,
for the most part.
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763. So, therefore,
there's twice as many boobs
as there are men.
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764. We're outnumbered,
and it's overwhelming.
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765. We're powerless.
We have to accept it.
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766. I like your take on boobies.
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767. And I like boobies.
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768. Kid, you got a lot to learn.
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769. I know what I'm doin'. Oh, really?
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770. You're aware that you've
committed one of the most common
rookie boob-watching errors?
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771. - what you mean?
- never stare at
the boobies, kid.
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772. - yeah, once you get caught,
the game's over.
- but how?
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773. It's called training.
You know, being aware
without drawing attention.
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774. You don't think
I've noticed the 34-c's
in the camouflage tank top...
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775. Setting up the tent
directly to the left of us?
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776. How 'bout those twin cannons
hikin' up the mountain ridge
50 yards due west?
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777. Or the ridge itself?
Round mounds of grass
shaped like—
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778. boobies! Don't look over there.
Look here.
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779. Yeah, focus. Yeah.
You'll get it.
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780. Oh, hi, danny.
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781. Uh, I forgot to tell ya,
they'll be tellin', uh,
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782. Ghost stories later.
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783. You should stop by.
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784. And as the barn door
creaked open, ever so slowly,
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785. standing there
with the moon at his back...
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786. And holding the severed head
of the pediatrician's mother
in his hand...
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787. Was... Philip!
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788. What?
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789. The pizza delivery boy,
from when they ordered pizza
at the beginning of the story!
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790. Come on, you guys!
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791. All right. Whatever! Hey, come here.
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792. You guys are unscare-able.
Think you can do better?
Who's got a better story?
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793. You guys are so smart.
Who's got a scarier story
than me?
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794. Yes? So what's up?
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795. I don't know.
What's up with you?
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796. I know you're engaged.
I haven't forgotten. Uh-huh.
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797. So, what's this? Ooh-hoo.
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798. Those are my testicles. Yeah.
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799. Listen, I have
an arrangement
with my fiancé.
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800. I'm completely faithful
to him within the area codes
of greater Los Angeles.
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801. Out here,
I'm just another woman
who's ready to cheat.
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802. Give me two minutes.
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803. How 'bout you, daniel?
You think you can top it?
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804. It's danny. Oh.
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805. ♪Oh, Danny Boy
The danny boys ♪
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806. ♪Are Danny Boys
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807. Come on, man!
We're on pins and needles.
Give us a story.
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808. Okay, I've got a really
good horror story,
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809. and it's particularly
terrifying
because it's true.
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810. Oh, a true story!
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811. In countries
all over the world,
including our own,
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812. children, many of them
just like you,
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813. are abducted and sold...
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814. Into the world of
underground sex trafficking.
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815. What is he saying? okay!
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816. I'm gonna stop you there,
danny boy.
That is a scary story.
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817. Story time is over!
Everybody, let's break
into our groups.
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818. Group "a," come with me
for martin's midnight
mystery hike.
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819. And group "b," go with duane.
What you got on tap, duane?
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820. We are gonna
make some s'mores
usin' white chocolate.
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821. Ooh! Well, I'm not sure
I agree with that.
But to each their own.
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822. Hey, hey, danny.
Is this all your ambien? Yeah.
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823. Okay, 'cause, uh, connie
and I are gonna take some,
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824. and then we're gonna stay up
as late as we can.
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825. If you fight the urge to go to
sleep, things start to get all
trippy, then we're gonna fuck.
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826. Connie who's engaged. Oh, yeah.
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827. You know what?
Don't worry about it. We'll
make do with three each.
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828. Fight it. Come on.
Stay awake.
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829. You know, a lot of people
don't realize that bushes,
just like flowers,
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830. emit a wonderful aroma,
especially at night.
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831. Who wants to sniff
this bush?
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832. so ronnie's out
on some kind of hike. Where's wheeler?
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833. He's having sex
with a married lady. Oh.
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834. Are you sewing? Yeah.
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835. This is my country's emblem.
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836. Do you think we can speak
in private for a second?
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837. Yeah. Um, yeah. Um—
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838. I already talked to
kuzzik and artonius,
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839. and we would like to
officially invite you...
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840. To be a soldier
in the xanthian army.
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841. Well, that's very kind of you,
but I would like to
respectfully decline.
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842. I'm kind of a pacifist.
I don't really believe
in imaginary bloodshed.
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843. Oh, but there's
room in laire
for all belief systems.
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844. I mean, even early barbaric
modalities have their place.
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845. Augie, look, you're a good kid.
I like you.
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846. But I'm not really into the
whole buddy-buddy, let's-go-do-
stuff-together kind of thing.
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847. Well, why are you here?
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848. It's court-ordered.
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849. Well, what did you do?
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850. I just had one of those days
where you wake up and say,
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851. "where did the last
10 years of my life go?"
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852. I asked my girlfriend
to marry me out of impulse.
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853. She dumped me.
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854. And then I ran a truck
that looks like a bull
into a statue of a horse.
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855. I'm not here by choice
either, by the way.
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856. No? My guidance counselor
signed me up.
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857. Really? Yeah.
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858. Said anyone who wears
a cape and has a sword
should have more friends.
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859. Whoop-dee-doo, right?
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860. So both of us
don't want to be here. No.
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861. Well, we got that in common.
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862. So do you have
a girlfriend? No. What?
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863. Why would you ask—
no.
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864. But what about that girl
you're always, uh, lookin' at,
with the cap and the—
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865. I don't know what
you're talkin' about. Come on! Don't bullshit me.
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866. You're always
lookin' at her.
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867. You mean esplen,
the goddess of navalore? I don't know. Probably.
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868. Her name's sara, sara. Sara.
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869. Oh, sara.
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870. You ever talk to her? No.
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871. I've killed her a couple times
in battle, but that's
not really anything.
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872. Talk to her.No, I can't talk to her.
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873. Romance her.
Give her that patch of yours.
She'll love it.
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874. No, I can't give her this. She'll be flattered!
Why not?
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875. I made it for you.
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876. You made that for me? Yeah.
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877. - great. Now I gotta do it.
- yeah, that kind of
was my plan.
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878. That was so low, dude.
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879. No. Come on, connie.
Stay awake.
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880. Fuck.
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881. I gotta pee.
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882. Yep.
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883. Hey! Martin! Okay.
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884. What are you doin'
out here?
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885. Um, I'm just doin'
my perimeter check.
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886. Hey, did you know
that dinosaurs
are not extinct?
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887. Because birds are dinosaurs,
and they're everywhere.
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888. Oh. Okay!
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889. Oh, now, all right.
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890. I gotta pee.
I really gotta pee.
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891. Look at that.
Eww!
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892. Yo, wheeler!
You in there?
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893. - oh, my god.
Aw!
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894. Dude. Aw, nice, man.
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895. Oh, boy. This is a classic
case of guy on the ground.
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896. I'm sorry. I don't care.
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897. Okay.
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898. So, I heard there was
some sex on the trip.
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899. And some drugs too.
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900. Only thing missin'
was rock 'n' roll.
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901. What was danny doing
with those ambiens?
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902. He has trouble
sleeping outdoors.
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903. How did wheeler
come to be naked
in the center of camp?
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904. He was sleepwalkin'.
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905. Danny ever offer you drugs? Well, uh—
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906. answer me. No, ma'am.
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907. Did wheeler ever
expose himself to you?
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908. Hell no!
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909. Fellas?
These young gentlemen here
have decided your fates.
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910. If it was up to me,
I'd lock you both up,
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911. but the boys
are sayin' you're okay.
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912. This is your last chance.
Start actin' like bigs.
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913. - thanks, guys.
- suck it, reindeer games!
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914. - I'm not ben affleck.
- you white?
Then you ben affleck.
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915. - right, wheeler?
- yeah. You are white.
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916. That's true,
I am white. Let's go.
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917. ♪
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918. ♪The Sun Is Shinin'
In the sky ♪
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919. ♪There Ain't A Cloud
In sight ♪
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920. ♪It Stopped Raining
Everybody's in a play ♪
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921. Ready to go? Yeah. Okay. All right.
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922. Excellent! Whoo!
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923. ♪It's A Beautiful New Day
Hey ♪
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924. Oh, you're goin' down! Don't you mess
with my dark arts.
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925. You shall be slain. Oh, yeah?
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926. - oh, yeah.
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927. Fuck my cock!
Sorry.
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928. ♪Mr. Blue Sky
Is living here today ♪
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929. - I have a question, wheeler.
- yes, JJ.
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930. How many dates do you have
to go out with a girl before
you get to touch her—
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931. - boobs?
- yeah.
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932. Hmm. Good question.
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933. - So you get hit in the arm,
you lose your arm.
- yes.
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934. You gotta put it behind you,
like this.
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935. You get hit in the leg,
you lose the leg. See ya.
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936. So you gotta hop. You can't use it for
the rest of the game.
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937. Yeah. You gotta hop. And if
you get hit in the chest—
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938. - zak.
- are you scared
the lifestyle you chose...
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939. Could lead to
dying sad and alone? What?
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940. - no.
- what about ST.D.'s?
Herpes?
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941. Gonorrhea?
At the very least, crabs. What the hell?
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942. I don't have crabs.
What have you been
tellin' 'em, ronnie?
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943. You got crabs.
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944. Hi. Oh!
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945. ♪Hey, You
With the pretty face ♪
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946. ♪Welcome To The Human Race
A celebration ♪
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947. Come on, whitey, dance!
Break it on down!
Get it funky!
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948. ♪And Today Is The Day
We've waited for ♪ He's out.
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949. Oh! Oh.
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950. Boop! Aaah!
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951. Boop!♪Mr. Blue Sky
Please tell us why ♪
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952. ♪You Had To Hide Away
For so long
so long ♪
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953. ♪Where Did We Go Wrong
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954. ♪Hey There, Mr. Blue
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955. ♪We're So Pleased
To be with you ♪
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956. Thank you. Yep.
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957. Call her.
Sweep her off her feet.
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958. It's not that easy, augie. Just let her know how you feel.
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959. Give her one call. All right. I'll—
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960. just get off my back. Did you know in
the 14th century that, uh,
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961. knights used to write
love songs and poems
for the women they loved,
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962. even if she was married? No, I didn't know that.
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963. Well, there you go.It's her voice mail.
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964. Hey, beth.
How's it goin'?
It's me.
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965. Tell her her hair is like
a thousand suns. Um, look, I, uh—
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966. I was wonderin'
if maybe you wanted
to get together.
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967. I know there's a lot of
stuff I'd like to say. whispering eye.
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968. So, if you get a chance, uh,
give me a call back and—you long for her whispering eye.
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969. We can see each other.
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970. I-i-i'd love to see ya. And her whispering eye.
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971. And your whispering eye.
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972. All right. Um, bye.
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973. Whispering eye?
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974. It— it means vagina.
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975. It means vagina.
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976. That's a classy move, man. It means vagina.
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977. Yeah. Get your whispering eye
in the cab, augie. Vagina!
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978. Hey.
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979. Hi.
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980. Thanks for meeting me.
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981. I got you
a, uh, venti chai,
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982. which is what they call
a large here, which I love. Wow.
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983. There's a transformation.
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984. Yes, well, you know, I've been
doing this community service
for almost a month,
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985. and I really feel
as if it's given me
some perspective on things.
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986. Well, that's— that's great.
I hope that's true, danny.
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987. So let's get married.
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988. Okay, I'm gonna leave now. Wait. Whoa.
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989. Danny, you are not taking
this breakup seriously.
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990. Yeah, because
I don't want it.
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991. Do you really think
I wanted this?
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992. Look. Hey.
This is us.
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993. This is not us.
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994. We have not been us in a while,
because you are not you.
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995. Danny, you're not happy.
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996. I've been with you seven years,
and it's been getting
progressively worse.
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997. And it makes me feel bad
about me, that I can't
make you happier.
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998. Where am I gonna
find a girl who hates
all the same things I do?
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999. You're so romantic.
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1000. Hey. Hey.
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1001. You complete me.
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1002. You had me at hello. Oh, god. Danny.
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1003. Come on, beth. You're not— you're not
hearing what I'm saying to you.
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1004. I am just a girl
standing in front of a boy,
telling her that you love her.
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1005. You don't even
know that one. Hey. Come on.
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1006. Who you gonna call?
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1007. Ghostbusters. Okay. You know what? No.
I am committing to this breakup.
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1008. This is the best thing
for us.
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1009. You can call me
if you need legal advice.
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1010. Come on! Let's kill
some cassadonians!
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1011. Oh, and I got a little
somethin'-somethin'
for you to wear.
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1012. Yeah, I'm not gonna wear this.
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1013. No?
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1014. Soon enough.
Soon enough
you'll want it.
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1015. Yeah.
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1016. Yo, wheeler. What up, dog?
You scoundrel.
What are you doin', man?
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1017. Yo, hogan's havin'
another party tonight, man.
You gotta go.
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1018. There's gonna be a lot of
sweet-ass pussy there.
Girl pussy.
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1019. Ooh. Uh—
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1020. uh, thanks for the offer.
Maybe some other time.
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1021. You're the king, wheeler.
You're the king.
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1022. Dude, don't give up that
sweet-ass pussy on my account.
I'll go with ya.
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1023. Okay. If you say so. All right. You're
my P. IC., wheeler.
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1024. What's a P. IC.? "Partner in crime."
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1025. You're my P. IC.
Just don't
cock-block me tonight.
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1026. Wouldn't dream of it.
We'll have a great time.
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1027. We'll go to the party, we'll
get some zah, play some xbox. Damn straight.
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1028. Countrymen,
smell the battle in the air!
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1029. Ah, esplen,
goddess of navalore.
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1030. Venus herself would be jealous.
Braman, good to see you.
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1031. Good morrow, sir!
Good morrow to you. Good morning.
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1032. Keep your blades sharp
and your wits sharper.
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1033. Ah! Gleebo, look at you.
A visage.
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1034. Men, get ready
to dance— with swords!
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1035. Alack and allay!
What lovely vassal has mercury
delivered upon us today—
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1036. and in such strange
and frightful attire?
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1037. Ah, let us thank the gods
for sending us such a brave
and valiant warrior to xanthia.
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1038. - all hail lunesta.
- hail lunesta!
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1039. How's it goin'?
Lunesta?
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1040. Isn't that a sleeping pill? Oh.
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1041. Yeah. It's 'cause
I send my enemies to their
eternal resting place.
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1042. To sleep, perchance to dream.
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1043. Well, welcome, lunesta.
We bid you good battle.
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1044. Prepare to have
your worldview rocked.
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1045. Let's do this. Let's do this, we shall!
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1046. The battle...
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1047. Begins!
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1048. Turn and fight, coward!
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1049. You'll never catch me! Oh!
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1050. - what have you got?
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1051. The cassadonians have
our kinsmen surrounded.
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1052. Leave them for davith.
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1053. Prepare for a "glen-cracken"!
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1054. Oh, comrades!
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1055. Cassadonia!
Copy !req
1056. The king is unprotected.
Copy !req
1057. I shall approach him
from the rear.
Copy !req
1058. Ah! God save you!
Copy !req
1059. Oh. Oh, fuck me.
All right. You got it.
I got ya.
Copy !req
1060. that's, uh—
you look amazing. Thanks, man.
Copy !req
1061. You're dead. No way. I killed you.
Copy !req
1062. You didn't kill me.
Now exeunt this battlefield.
Copy !req
1063. - wait a second.
That's not fair.
- Listen, you little twerp.
Copy !req
1064. You've been slain
by the mighty king.
Now get lost.
Copy !req
1065. - and take some pride
in dying an honorable death.
- No, but-but I killed you.
Copy !req
1066. You can't kill me after
I already killed you.
Copy !req
1067. Davith of glencracken. Yes, my liege.
Copy !req
1068. - didst he slay me?
- he doth not slay the king.
Copy !req
1069. - you weren't even here
when it happened!
- was too here.
Copy !req
1070. Everyone, I'm— I'm
tellin' you the truth.
I killed the king!
Copy !req
1071. I—
Copy !req
1072. why don't you believe me? Dost the xanthian
weep like a maiden.
Copy !req
1073. Why are you laughing at me?
Copy !req
1074. - What are you doing?
- danny, I didn't—
Copy !req
1075. I killed the king. You're lying.
Copy !req
1076. Are you calling me a liar? You're a liar.
Copy !req
1077. Danny, just drop it.
Let's just get out of here.
It doesn't matter.
Copy !req
1078. Are you telling me a kid
could slay the mighty king?
Copy !req
1079. Not a real king,
but... You, yeah.
Copy !req
1080. - you're lying. I can tell.
- danny, stop.
Copy !req
1081. He killed you.
Give him your hat. It's a crown.
Copy !req
1082. - give him your hat.
- danny.
Copy !req
1083. It's a crown, dude!
Copy !req
1084. Dude! You're a liar.
Copy !req
1085. It's a piece of plastic.
Copy !req
1086. Okay, game over.
Copy !req
1087. You both are disqualified
from laire forever.
Copy !req
1088. - what?
- are you kidding me?
Copy !req
1089. Augie!
Copy !req
1090. Augie!
Copy !req
1091. Augie. Leave me alone.
Copy !req
1092. Look. I'm sorry.
Copy !req
1093. No, you're not sorry.
You don't care about
any of this!
Copy !req
1094. This is so unfair!
Copy !req
1095. Hey, come on, buddy.
Copy !req
1096. I'm not your buddy!
You're only doing this because
the judge is making you.
Copy !req
1097. You know, that's fine
if you don't give a shit,
Copy !req
1098. but you don't have to
ruin it for me,
because I do give a shit!
Copy !req
1099. I give lots of shits!
Copy !req
1100. - look, it's gonna be okay.
- no, it's not gonna be okay!
Copy !req
1101. You're the worst mentor ever!
No wonder your girlfriend
left you, you asshole!
Copy !req
1102. ♪
Copy !req
1103. ♪
Copy !req
1104. Yo, wheeler.
What's up, man? Hey. What's up?
Copy !req
1105. Okay, kid. Let's mingle.
Copy !req
1106. Let's do it.
Copy !req
1107. Whoa, whoa. Whoa. Yeah.
Copy !req
1108. Excuse me, miss. Yes?
Copy !req
1109. You're sexy like
a chocolate strawberry.
Copy !req
1110. Who told you to say that?
- that's wheeler.
Copy !req
1111. My P. IC.
Copy !req
1112. ♪
Copy !req
1113. - nice.
- come on, baby!
Copy !req
1114. Pass it. No.
Copy !req
1115. No. No!
Copy !req
1116. Hey. I'm gonna
rock a squirt.
Copy !req
1117. - so you watch the kid
for a few minutes?
- sure thing.
Copy !req
1118. You're the king, wheeler.
You're the king.
Copy !req
1119. Yeah.
Copy !req
1120. Long line.
Copy !req
1121. I've seen longer.
Copy !req
1122. Have we met?
Copy !req
1123. I don't know.
Have we?
Copy !req
1124. What do you do?
Copy !req
1125. Well, I'm kind of
on hiatus right now,
Copy !req
1126. but, uh, my job is to
dress up like a minotaur
and keep kids off drugs.
Copy !req
1127. Well, that's how I know you.
I teach at morgan elementary.
Copy !req
1128. That's so funny,
'cause I think
elementary school is hot.
Copy !req
1129. Hey.
Copy !req
1130. What are you doing here? I wanted to talk to you.
Copy !req
1131. No, I don't want to
talk to you right now. Hey, danny.
Copy !req
1132. You decided
to come for dinner.
Great. Come on in.
Copy !req
1133. Thanks. Goddamn it!
Copy !req
1134. What's up his kooz?
Copy !req
1135. - god, I'm really
kicking your ass.
- that's because this is soccer.
Copy !req
1136. - black folks don't play soccer.
- that guy's black. Right there.
Copy !req
1137. - whoa, whoa.
- you sit down, young man.
Copy !req
1138. Oh, you have been a bad boy!
Copy !req
1139. I've been bad. And now you're gonna
have to stay after class.
Copy !req
1140. Oh, man. Look.
Copy !req
1141. Even though this is
one of my top four all-time
fantasies, I can't, okay?
Copy !req
1142. I want to, but I gotta
go find my friend.
Copy !req
1143. Oh, yeah?
Copy !req
1144. You sure?
Copy !req
1145. Oh, my god.
Copy !req
1146. He'll be fine.
He's 10. Come here.
Copy !req
1147. Let's go.
Copy !req
1148. Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
This is how it ends.
Copy !req
1149. Game winner! I win!
Copy !req
1150. Let's go, michael. Man, forget you, man.
Copy !req
1151. That's "boody," son. Let's go. I'm ready.
Copy !req
1152. They don't call me the king
of this game for nothin'!
Copy !req
1153. Wheeler, where you at?
Copy !req
1154. ♪ Wheeler?
Copy !req
1155. Wheeler. Wheeler.
Copy !req
1156. Wheeler.
Copy !req
1157. So, danny, you must be glad
that you're almost done...
Copy !req
1158. With your required time...
With augie.
Copy !req
1159. How much time do you have left?
Copy !req
1160. - uh, 11, 12 hours or so.
- mm-hmm.
Copy !req
1161. - geez. You're actin'
like your goldfish died.
- I don't have a goldfish, jim.
Copy !req
1162. You know what I mean. You're
acting like— as if you had
a goldfish... And it died.
Copy !req
1163. Augie kind of got
screwed over today.
Copy !req
1164. I killed the king, mom.
Copy !req
1165. Okay.
He killed the king.
Copy !req
1166. All right.
Don't encourage him.
Copy !req
1167. But he was lying to everyone
and told everyone
that he killed me.
Copy !req
1168. I don't wanna hear any more
about your dungeons & dragons
or your fruity cocoa puffs—
Copy !req
1169. it's all fairyland with him.
We're trying to keep it—
we're trying to keep it real.
Copy !req
1170. The goddess of navalore
saw me cry, mom.
Copy !req
1171. Hey, augie. When I was
a little kid, I accidentally...
Copy !req
1172. Crapped my pants
in front of a girl I liked,
Copy !req
1173. so I feel your pain.
Copy !req
1174. Well, he likes girls.
That's a good thing.
That's a surprise to me.
Copy !req
1175. Doesn't matter anyway.
He got me kicked out.
Copy !req
1176. What?
What? You're kidding me.
Copy !req
1177. - they can kick you out?
- yeah, I'm banned.
- this is a great thing.
Copy !req
1178. - way to go, big guy.
- does this mean we can finally
get rid of those boots...
Copy !req
1179. And that god-awful cape that
you made out of my tablecloth?
I'm so sick of this.
Copy !req
1180. I'll burn 'em up in a— we'll have a bonfire.
We'll make a thing of it.
Copy !req
1181. Don't you want him to wear
what makes him happy?
Copy !req
1182. Yes. Yes, I do. Yes.
Copy !req
1183. You know when
I want him to wear
what makes him happy?
Copy !req
1184. On october 31.
Copy !req
1185. Halloween, go nuts.
Copy !req
1186. Wear lipstick.
I don't care. Yeah. Yeah.
Copy !req
1187. You know, dress like a nun. Sure.
Copy !req
1188. We're gonna have a celebration
to celebrate you joining
the rest of the world.
Copy !req
1189. Becoming a normal kid.
- he is a normal kid.
Copy !req
1190. You think he's normal? Yeah, I think he's normal.
Copy !req
1191. You think he's normal. He's normal.
Copy !req
1192. When I was his age, I had four,
five girlfriends at one time.
Didn't I tell you that?
Copy !req
1193. He was—
he was fucking his cousin.
Copy !req
1194. I wasn't fucking my cousin.
I— we kissed because I didn't
know she was my cousin, but—
Copy !req
1195. when I found out,
I stopped kissing her.
But I— I fucked her friends.
Copy !req
1196. I fucked her—
my cousin's friends.
Copy !req
1197. I think augie is just havin'
kind of a tough time in life,
Copy !req
1198. which sounds
pretty normal to me. Life is tough.
Copy !req
1199. Oh, it is tough.
But you know what? This is my point.
Copy !req
1200. It's tougher when you— with parents like you?
Copy !req
1201. Excuse me?
What did you just say?
Copy !req
1202. I said it is tough.
But I think it's tougher
with parents like you.
Copy !req
1203. I thought that's what you said. I don't know
how you do it.
Copy !req
1204. I mean, I thought
my life sucked. Jesus christ,
I really feel for ya.
Copy !req
1205. Okay. That's enough.
don't listen to them.
Copy !req
1206. Do what makes you happy.
You want to wear a cape?
Wear a cape.
Copy !req
1207. - you want to wear a suit
of armor? Who gives a shit?
you know what?
Copy !req
1208. I would never have
invited you over
for moussaka...
Copy !req
1209. If I'd known you were
gonna be such a prick.
Excuse me.
Copy !req
1210. Augie, screw them.
Copy !req
1211. Do what makes you happy. Hey, whoa, whoa.
Copy !req
1212. - whoa, whoa, whoa!
Do what makes you happy.
- hey, buddy—
Copy !req
1213. - I'd like you to
leave now, please.
- I figure...
Copy !req
1214. You're probably not gonna
sign my hours sheet now. Go fuck yourself.
Copy !req
1215. That's what I thought.
Hey, augie, I'm sorry.
Copy !req
1216. Get the hell out.
Copy !req
1217. I'd be psyched
if he was my kid. Please.
Copy !req
1218. And you know what, sweetheart?
It's not that we're not psyched
that you're our kid.
Copy !req
1219. We're psyched.
I'm so psyched,
I can't stand it.
Copy !req
1220. Your mom's psyched
that you're her kid.
Copy !req
1221. May I please be excused, mom?
Copy !req
1222. ♪ Whoo, whoo!
Copy !req
1223. Hey. Where's ronnie? Who's ronnie, dude?
Copy !req
1224. Oh, shit. Ronnie!
Copy !req
1225. Ronnie.
Copy !req
1226. ♪ What's up, man?
Copy !req
1227. Hey. How ya doin'?
Ro-ro.
Copy !req
1228. Anybody, uh,
see the little kid
I was with?
Copy !req
1229. This is karen,
ronnie's mother.
Copy !req
1230. Ronnie was
supposed to be home
a few hours ago.
Copy !req
1231. This is karen again.
Copy !req
1232. Can you guys please call me
and let me know where you are?
Copy !req
1233. Ronnie just got in.
He walked all the way home.
What the hell—
Copy !req
1234. - you're out.
- look—
Copy !req
1235. no. It's over. You blew it.
It's done. fini.
Copy !req
1236. I hear what you're saying.
We're very sorry,
Copy !req
1237. but we're 11 hours short.
Copy !req
1238. And you're gonna stay
11 hours short.
I don't know.
Copy !req
1239. Parents don't want you
hangin' around with their kids
for some reason.
Copy !req
1240. So, ya BS.'ed a b.s.'er.
Copy !req
1241. Good for you!
I hope you feel good about
yourself, goddamn it!
Copy !req
1242. You know,
I could be back
in New York...
Copy !req
1243. Doin' cocaine in the village,
Copy !req
1244. but I'm not.
Copy !req
1245. You know why?
Kids come first.
Copy !req
1246. They don't come first
for you, do they?
Copy !req
1247. They come second
to your selfishness.
Copy !req
1248. So why don't
you two guys go home,
Copy !req
1249. put down some
lines of selfishness,
Copy !req
1250. which is your blow,
Copy !req
1251. close the shades,
take the phone off the hook,
Copy !req
1252. grab a straw and snort!
Copy !req
1253. Oh, and don't expect me
to testify on your behalf.
Copy !req
1254. You're not
sturdy wings material.
Copy !req
1255. I think you guys are gonna
have to go to jail.
Copy !req
1256. The only thing we can do now
is make a case at the hearing
that you did your best.
Copy !req
1257. It's gonna take some
serious lawyering on my part.
Copy !req
1258. Yeah. Beth, please.
Lawyer the shit out of it.
Copy !req
1259. I just can't promise anything.
Copy !req
1260. Yes, wheeler? Question.
Copy !req
1261. Maybe a stupid one,
but I'm just spit-balling here.
Copy !req
1262. Uh, the "get out of
jail free" card—
Copy !req
1263. is that based on
something that exists or—
Copy !req
1264. that wasn't a stupid question.
Copy !req
1265. - That's real.
- it's real
in the game of monopoly.
Copy !req
1266. Yeah, it's based
on true events.
Copy !req
1267. How— what do you mean?
Copy !req
1268. Chance.
Copy !req
1269. I can't believe
we're goin' to jail. Believe it.
Copy !req
1270. Hey, maybe you'll
roll doubles.
You know?
Copy !req
1271. - if not, you just
Miss three turns.
- game face, bro.
Copy !req
1272. - I told you. Game face.
- enough with the game face,
all right?
Copy !req
1273. This isn't beach volleyball.
Copy !req
1274. Oh, is it not?
Because, if you
think about it,
Copy !req
1275. the net is like
your goals in life,
and you are the ball.
Copy !req
1276. And you can
spike the ball down,
or you, over the net.
Copy !req
1277. Shut up, shut up, shut up. Then you go into sidelines.
Copy !req
1278. It's bad enough I'm goin'
to jail. I can't take it
anymore with you yappin' away.
Copy !req
1279. - yap, yap, yip, yip.
"Bang your drum, bro."
- maybe I should be like you.
Copy !req
1280. - "I hate myself, yet
I'm better than everyone."
- you're one to talk.
Copy !req
1281. You took a 10-year-old
to a party and left him
so you could get a blow job.
Copy !req
1282. - hey.
- it wasn't a blow job.
We fucked.
Copy !req
1283. Please! Watch your language!
Copy !req
1284. Sorry. Sorry.
Copy !req
1285. You are an S-h-i-t-t-y friend.
Copy !req
1286. He can spell.
Copy !req
1287. I'm not your friend.
Copy !req
1288. Oh. You wanna go?
Copy !req
1289. Stop it!
Copy !req
1290. Ow!
Copy !req
1291. There you go, danny.
Now you got no friends.
Copy !req
1292. Sorry.
Copy !req
1293. Hello?
Copy !req
1294. - hey, ro-ro. It's wheeler.
Copy !req
1295. ♪I'm No Angel
Copy !req
1296. ♪It's Been Said
Copy !req
1297. ♪Falling Slowly
Copy !req
1298. ♪Shallow Breath
Copy !req
1299. ♪Broken And Bent
Copy !req
1300. ♪Broken And Bent
Copy !req
1301. ♪I Caused All The Trouble
Copy !req
1302. ♪That's In My Head
Copy !req
1303. ♪Unknown Shadows
Copy !req
1304. ♪Where The River Bends
Copy !req
1305. ♪Falling Slowly
Copy !req
1306. ♪Missing A Friend
Copy !req
1307. ♪Broken And Bent
Copy !req
1308. So you guys have to be
at the courthouse...
Copy !req
1309. No later
than 3:00 PM., okay? All right.
Copy !req
1310. Please, do not be late. No. I know.
Copy !req
1311. I know.
I'll be there.
Copy !req
1312. ♪Last I Saw You Were
Such a mess ♪
Copy !req
1313. ♪But I'm Finished Wandering
In the wilderness ♪
Copy !req
1314. ♪Falling Slowly
Copy !req
1315. ♪Taking A Breath
Copy !req
1316. You don't always have to get
breakfast this time of day.
Copy !req
1317. Hiya, king.
Copy !req
1318. No, no, no. I don't
mean to cause trouble.
I just wanted to...
Copy !req
1319. Come by and apologize,
Copy !req
1320. uh, for the way
that I behaved last time.
Copy !req
1321. I, uh— I lost my temper
when I saw you last,
and that was regrettable.
Copy !req
1322. Not to mention highly illegal,
you jackanape.
Copy !req
1323. I— I know.
It's just that my— denver omelet?
Copy !req
1324. Oh. Right here.
Thank you.
Copy !req
1325. It's just my friend
was upset, you see,
and, uh,
Copy !req
1326. he thought he'd stabbed you.
Copy !req
1327. He hadn't.
Of course, he hadn't.
Copy !req
1328. Go on. It's just that...
Copy !req
1329. I— I accidentally
cast an unbreakable
madness spell on him.
Copy !req
1330. Well, that was stupid. I know, right?
Copy !req
1331. - I— I didn't mean to.
- you guys are reckless
out there.
Copy !req
1332. Yeah. Unsafe.
Okay, I had a protection
spell on me. All right?
Copy !req
1333. But it had faded off
when you touched me,
so don't flatter yourself...
Copy !req
1334. Thinking you can come back at
me, okay, 'cause I would love
to see you penetrate me again.
Copy !req
1335. Anyway, I was just wondering...
Copy !req
1336. If maybe you could
see it in your heart...
Copy !req
1337. To let him fight today
on the battlefield.
Copy !req
1338. He loves laire.
More than anything.
Copy !req
1339. He's just a kid,
but he's got
the heart of a lion.
Copy !req
1340. Hmm.
Copy !req
1341. And the eye of the tiger. Hmm.
Copy !req
1342. More coffee? Uh, no, I'm decaf.
Copy !req
1343. - okay.
If he be so brave,
Copy !req
1344. why doth he not
show his face here today?
Copy !req
1345. Do you fight
all his battles? Hmm.
Copy !req
1346. He knows not I'm here.
Copy !req
1347. Hmm. He, uh,
Copy !req
1348. hath too much pride.
Copy !req
1349. Hmm.
Copy !req
1350. Magic healing potion.
Wizards.
Copy !req
1351. How's it goin'?
Copy !req
1352. Tell your kinsman...
Copy !req
1353. We shall see him
on the battlefield today.
Copy !req
1354. Thank you.
Thank you, noble king.
Copy !req
1355. - really?
- mm-hmm.
Copy !req
1356. You know you want it.
Copy !req
1357. Now exit my burger hole, boy.
Copy !req
1358. Make a note to the xanthians
that if they let augie
fight with them,
Copy !req
1359. we'll destroy each
and every one of them,
Copy !req
1360. without mercy, before
the first apple cider break. Mmm.
Copy !req
1361. Mmm. Mm-hmm.
Copy !req
1362. Hey, what's up, my P. IC.?
Copy !req
1363. Ronnie. Ronnie.
Copy !req
1364. Hey.
Copy !req
1365. Okay. You need to listen to me
and listen good.
Copy !req
1366. I am a very animalistic woman.
Copy !req
1367. A very animalistic woman.
Copy !req
1368. And when it comes
to my son,
I am a lioness.
Copy !req
1369. A black sheba.
Copy !req
1370. Black sheba.
Yeah, but listen— I am a lioness,
Copy !req
1371. and that boy is my cub.
Copy !req
1372. And if you let anything bad
happen to my cub,
Copy !req
1373. I will claw your ass up
until you shit sideways.
Copy !req
1374. Do you understand? Yes.
Copy !req
1375. You'll tear me up so bad,
that when I shit, it'll come
out sideways. I understand.
Copy !req
1376. Okay.
Copy !req
1377. It's just, ronnie
looks up to you. Okay?
Copy !req
1378. He doesn't need another man
leaving him behind.
Copy !req
1379. I know. I know.
I fucked up, okay?
Copy !req
1380. I— the kid acts so tough,
I— I didn't know I could
hurt him, you know?
Copy !req
1381. I'm determined
to make it up to him.
All right?
Copy !req
1382. What I'm tryin'
to say is that when
I get out of prison,
Copy !req
1383. can I hang out with
your 10-year-old son?
Copy !req
1384. Well, you're gonna
have to ask him yourself.
Copy !req
1385. Hey. Ronnie.
Copy !req
1386. Um, look.
I'm sorry, okay?
Copy !req
1387. I know I don't
deserve it, but,
Copy !req
1388. sturdy wings
or no sturdy wings,
I want to be your big.
Copy !req
1389. Okay. I'm your little,
and you're my big.
I like that.
Copy !req
1390. Can I tell you how deeply,
deeply I regret this situation
with this latest big?
Copy !req
1391. It's completely unacceptable.
And at sturdy wings,
Copy !req
1392. it's not how we roll.
Copy !req
1393. So I'm going to guarantee you
that Mr. Gary...
Copy !req
1394. Is our most experienced
and dependable volunteer.
Copy !req
1395. Let me put it this way.
Copy !req
1396. If I had a nickel
for every year that I've been
with sturdy wings,
Copy !req
1397. I would have enough money to...
Copy !req
1398. Play a game of pac-man.
Copy !req
1399. Been five years.
Copy !req
1400. And if I stay with sturdy wings
for another five years,
Copy !req
1401. then I'll have enough
for another round—
Copy !req
1402. another round
of pac-man. Five cents
for every year, times five—
Copy !req
1403. that's 25. We— we get it.
Copy !req
1404. - that's a quarter.
but the pac-man
here— I think it's 50 cents.
Copy !req
1405. What are you doing here? I'm breaking you out.
Copy !req
1406. There's a nation at war.
Are you in?
Copy !req
1407. Aye. Aye— I am too.
Come on.
Copy !req
1408. wheeler hasn't
called me back. Are you guys
gonna make it or what?
Copy !req
1409. I don't know, beth.
I can't speak for wheeler,
but I'll be there.
Copy !req
1410. You gotta promise me. Yeah, I promise.
I just—
Copy !req
1411. I'm helping augie with
something, then I'm on my way. County courthouse, 3:00.
Copy !req
1412. All right.
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1413. Man, I'm gonna kick
some cassadonian ass. Yeah, totally.
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1414. ♪ [ Cell Phone RINGS:
"Greensleeves" ] Oh. It's artonius.
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1415. Oh. Bid him good morrow.
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1416. Greetings, artonius. Get ready for some pain.
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1417. What? What?
Wait. No, no, no.
No, you can't do that.
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1418. You're out of xanthia. What are you talkin' about?
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1419. Sorry, blufgan. Forget it, danny.
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1420. They said I'm too much
of a liability.
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1421. They're kicking me
out of xanthia.
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1422. What? Are you serious?
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1423. Screw 'em.
We'll start our own country. We can't.
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1424. All my costumes have
the same colors and same
symbols as xanthia.
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1425. And besides, you can't start
a country with two people. No?
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1426. What's the minimum?
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1427. Right there.
Where you goin'?
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1428. You can't go anywhere.
Come on.
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1429. What do you want, asshole?
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1430. Actually, we need your help.
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1431. I can't believe my eyes.
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1432. A minotaur!
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1433. ♪
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1434. ♪I Feel Uptight
On a saturday night ♪
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1435. ♪Nine O'clock
The radio's the only light
I got to ♪
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1436. - ♪Get up
- ♪Everybody's gonna
move their feet ♪
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1437. ♪Get Down ♪Everybody's Gonna
Leave their seat ♪
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1438. Augie? ♪You Gotta Lose Your Mind
In detroit ♪
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1439. Where are you? ♪Rock City
Get up ♪
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1440. ♪Everybody's Gonna
Move their feet ♪ ♪Get Down
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1441. Hear he, hear he.
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1442. This is a battle to
the last man standing.
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1443. And the victor
shall rule the realm.
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1444. There'll be no
magical rejuvenation
powder today.
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1445. Instead, if you are killed,
you are done!
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1446. Fight well, and may
the best country win!
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1447. Stay close,
like cotton on a lamb.
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1448. Brothers and sisters
of the new nation
of "kiss-my-anthia,"
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1449. I stand here before you
not as the augie farks
you once knew.
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1450. Today I stand
before you a warrior!
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1451. For time eternal,
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1452. I have let the naysayers
of this world bring me down.
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1453. They used to say,
"you shouldn't fight.
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1454. "You should be
embarrassed of yourself.
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1455. You look like
a young marvin hamlisch."
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1456. Well, you know what
I say to those naysayers?
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1457. I say nay! I will fight!
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1458. I will not be embarrassed!
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1459. Who the fuck
is marvin hamlisch?
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1460. - he wrote the music
to the sting.
- that's a good movie.
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1461. But I don't care.
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1462. 'Cause in this moment,
doing what I love,
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1463. I know I have already won.
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1464. An honorable,
albeit court-appointed,
friend once said to me,
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1465. "do what makes you happy."
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1466. And nothing would make me
happier than to fight
alongside you brave men.
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1467. When the elders
speak of this day,
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1468. they will speak
of the courage
of kiss-my-anthia.
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1469. Of the spaceman.
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1470. The demon.
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1471. The starchild.
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1472. And me, the cat!
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1473. So let us raise
our swords in victory,
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1474. crank this shit up to 11,
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1475. and let's rip this realm
a new asshole!
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1476. Yeah! Yeah!
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1477. Yeah! What the fuck
are we talkin' about?
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1478. May xanthia
and kiss-my-anthia be allies.
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1479. King argotron be damned.
We fight with you.
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1480. Thank you, friends.
Your honor is great.
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1481. Come. Let us gingerly
touch our tips.
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1482. Game on!
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1483. ♪
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1484. Yeah!
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1485. Once we pass this point,
there's no turning back.
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1486. It's a fight to the death! About time!
Let's rip this shit up!
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1487. Yeah! Yeah!
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1488. Yeah. Oh, snap! No!
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1489. - come on. No!
- oh.
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1490. Augie, what the hell?
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1491. Your boys just killed me!
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1492. Go! Like the leopard!
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1493. Like the leopard!
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1494. Oh, saint venise!
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1495. Et tu, you two?
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1496. - what the hell's goin' on?
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1497. They killed you,
so you have to die
an honorable and noble death.
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1498. Okay. I think I can do that.
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1499. - not bad.
- blufgan.
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1500. - kuzzik.
- fulfill your destiny,
blufgan.
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1501. Yes. Kill the king.
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1502. I will. Kill the king.
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1503. I will, kuzzik! Go. Go.
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1504. Go. Go.
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1505. Take that,
you lily-livered coward!
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1506. Hey.
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1507. Hey. Where the hell
are you guys?
I cannot stall any longer.
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1508. I'm at jefferson park.
Look. I can't talk right now.
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1509. I'm in the middle of
battling a cassadonian.
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1510. Beth, I gotta help augie.
I gotta go.
Fuckin' cassadonian ass.
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1511. What? Hello. What?
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1512. Ow! Bitch!
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1513. Retreat to the castle!
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1514. Long live xanthia!
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1515. You lost an arm, honey!
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1516. Nice one, dude.
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1517. Hey, esplen.
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1518. Thanks.
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1519. Okay. See ya.
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1520. See ya.
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1521. Die, coward! Cassadonia
is to rule forever!
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1522. What a scene.
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1523. Okay. We lost a man,
but we can still do this.
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1524. It's not the manpower.
It's the power of the man.
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1525. Shit, this kid
really jacks you up.
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1526. I want you to go left
through these trees.
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1527. His lackeys are pretty strong,
but davith of glencracken
is the one you want.
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1528. He's the one built
like a brick shithouse.
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1529. Leave it to us, augie.
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1530. Ah, good luck, mi amigos!
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1531. Thanks for doin' this. I'm doin' it for the kids,
not for you.
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1532. Come on.
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1533. Feel the steel of my hammer!
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1534. Hey, hey!
Okay! Okay!
I'm dead! I'm dead!
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1535. Sorry. Sorry. It's fun though, right?
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1536. It's a blast. It's contagious.
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1537. Totally. Come back next year.
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1538. I will. Thanks. Okay. We need people.
Give me your e-mail.
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1539. Dude, you saved my life.
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1540. I did what
any good coworker would do.
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1541. I... Honestly
can't say I would do
the same for you.
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1542. Oh, you would, danny.
Because you're my friend.
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1543. I want to hear you say it.
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1544. Come on.
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1545. Say it.
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1546. I'm your friend.
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1547. Will you hold me?
- no.
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1548. - kiss on the cheek?
- no.
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1549. Hug me. I don't want to
do any of that.
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1550. Oh, no. Oh, no.
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1551. Aren't you dead yet? Very close, starchild.
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1552. The end is near.
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1553. Sleep, friend.
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1554. They can't hurt you now.
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1555. Right in the ball sack.
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1556. Fuck.
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1557. All right.
I'm gonna get a beer.
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1558. Hold your ground!
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1559. Enclose, stab. As you command.
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1560. Yes, my lord. Get goin'.
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1561. Davith is gone.
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1562. Nice work.
Where's spaceman?
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1563. I don't think
there's many warriors
left, you know.
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1564. If I could just get him
one-on-one, I swear I could
take him. I could take him down.
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1565. Hold up, dude.
Methinks I have a plan.
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1566. Hey, king! King!
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1567. It's that guy
from the burger hole.
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1568. - Aw, he seems to be wounded.
- shall I take him out, sire?
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1569. Nay. This one is mine.
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1570. Well! Well, well.
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1571. Looks like thou art
fell for the oldest
trick in the scroll.
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1572. Now, you will kneel
before the king.
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1573. Oh, drag.
I really wanted to win
that pointy little hat.
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1574. It's... A... Crown!
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1575. Cassadonia!
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1576. You!
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1577. Shit.
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1578. Argotron.
Face me, if ye be
brave enough.
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1579. Didn't I teach you
a lesson the last time?
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1580. I think you're afraid
I'm gonna kill you...
Again.
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1581. Go get 'em, augie!
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1582. - you shut up, whore!
- my mom is not a whore!
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1583. Yes, she is!
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1584. He could actually win. Oh, it's anyone's game.
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1585. go, blufgan! Yo, augie!
Fuck his shit up, man!
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1586. Ooh!
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1587. Ah, screw it!
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1588. Ooh. Bad decision. No, it's a good decision.
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1589. Uh-uh.
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1590. Oh, shit!
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1591. It's okay.
I don't need it.
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1592. Hey!
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1593. Please. No.
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1594. Oh!
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1595. Oh!
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1596. Oh!
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1597. Yeah!
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1598. That's what
I'm talkin' about!
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1599. Yes!
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1600. Oh, the gods have played a coup.
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1601. Blufgan is the last man
standing of them all!
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1602. All hail king blufgan!
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1603. Hail blufgan!
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1604. - yeah!
- yeah!
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1605. Wha— esplen is still alive?
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1606. - esplen!
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1607. I was hiding in the bushes
the whole time. That's a pretty smart strategy.
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1608. Thanks.
Sorry I killed you.
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1609. It's okay.
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1610. All hail queen esplen
of navalore!
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1611. Hail esplen!
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1612. ♪
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1613. Game end!
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1614. oh, one slice to
the king's chest, and down
like a sack of elderberries!
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1615. You did good, augie.
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1616. I mean, a girl did beat you,
but it's definitely not as gay
as I thought it would be.
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1617. Oh, you were incredible.
Second place!
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1618. That's like a silver medal.
Kind of makes you hungry
for the gold, huh?
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1619. No, but we— serious—
we are very, very proud of you.
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1620. Thanks for tryin'
to be nice, mom. Jim.
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1621. Hail, esplen!
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1622. C-congratulations. I can't believe I won.
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1623. When I killed you,
I was, like, "no way."
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1624. Yeah, well, the-the crown
looks very good on you.
Very regal.
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1625. Thanks.
I liked your whiskers.
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1626. Oh, thanks. Was that eyeliner?
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1627. Yeah, I just drew 'em on. It looked good.
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1628. Oh, thanks. I have two cats, so—
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1629. oh. Okay. Cool.
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1630. So, augie,
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1631. now that I'm queen,
I was wondering if
maybe, um,
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1632. you'd wanna be my king?
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1633. Yeah. I— I'd love—
I'd love that.
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1634. Should— should I kiss you now?
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1635. Fuck yeah.
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1636. Do you know the song "beth"?
By kiss?
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1637. You did a really good
thing tonight, wheeler.
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1638. Yeah. They'll probably double
our sentence for not showing up
to the hearing this afternoon.
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1639. Well, listen. I got
a long-standing relationship
with this judge,
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1640. and I don't want to get
too graphic, but I used to
suck his dick for drugs.
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1641. Oh. He got me my junk.
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1642. Long story short,
you guys are not
goin' to jail.
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1643. Are you BS.'in' me?
'Cause I know
you're the best BS.'er.
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1644. Nah, I'm bein' straight
with you, man.
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1645. Shit. Thank you. Whoa. Okay.
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1646. Thank you so much. All right.
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1647. Quiet down! Quiet down!
Gather round, ye nobles!
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1648. ♪Beth, I Hear You Callin'
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1649. ♪But I Can't Come Home
Right now ♪
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1650. ♪'Cause Me And The Boys
Are slayin' ♪
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1651. ♪And We Just Can't
Find the sound ♪
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1652. ♪None Of These Lyrics
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1653. ♪Uh, Have Anything To Do
With what I want to say ♪
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1654. ♪But It's Got A Pretty Melody
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1655. ♪And I Get To Sing Your Name
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1656. ♪That Seems Pretty Cool
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1657. ♪Beth, You Are So Awesome
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1658. ♪And I Miss You So Much
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1659. ♪Your Beautiful Smile
And your positive attitude
and your whispering eye ♪
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1660. ♪We Don't Have To Get Married
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1661. ♪But I'm Still In Love
With you ♪
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1662. ♪We Can Just Be Together
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1663. ♪Like Tim Robbins
And susan sarandon ♪
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1664. Good actors.
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1665. ♪Tim And Sue
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1666. ♪Beth, I Am So Lonely
Without you ♪
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1667. ♪And I Hope
We'll be all right ♪
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1668. ♪You And Me
Should make up ♪
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1669. ♪Tonight
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1670. Nice.
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1671. ♪
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1672. ♪Love Gun
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1673. ♪Love Gun
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1674. ♪Love Gun
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1675. ♪Love Gun
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1676. ♪Love Gun
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1677. ♪Love Gun
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1678. ♪Love Gun
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1679. ♪Love Gun
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1680. ♪Love Gun
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1681. ♪Love Gun
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1682. Hey, what does this
look like to you?
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1683. Hmm.
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1684. Hey. How you doin'?
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1685. Yeah.
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1686. Yeah.
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1687. Oh!
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1688. Yes, sir. Yeah. Oh.
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1689. Oh. Put it back in.
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1690. Ouch. Ouch. Oh, yeah, yeah.
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1691. There you go.
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1692. Ow.
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1693. ♪Where A Pair Of Lonely Ones
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1694. ♪Can Always Meet
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1695. ♪Love Take Me Down
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1696. ♪Love Take Me Down
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1697. ♪Where I'm Longing To Be
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1698. ♪Love Take Me Down
To the streets ♪
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1699. ♪Love Take Me Down
To the streets ♪
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1700. ♪'Cause When You Don't
Get fed at home ♪
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1701. ♪Still Gotta Give
The dog his bone ♪
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1702. ♪Take That Lovin'
To the streets ♪
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1703. ♪Come On
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1704. ♪Here We Stand
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1705. ♪Open And Honest
Of our needs ♪
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1706. ♪Love Take Me Down
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1707. ♪Love Take Me Down
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1708. ♪I Need You
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1709. ♪But You Need Something
Special first from me ♪
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1710. ♪Love Take Me Down
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1711. ♪Where I've So Often Been
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1712. ♪Love Take Me Down
To the streets ♪
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1713. ♪Come On
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1714. ♪Love Take Me Down
To the streets
ooh ♪
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1715. ♪'Cause When The Love
Don't work at home ♪
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1716. ♪You Gotta Find It
On your own ♪
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1717. ♪Take That Lovin'
To the streets
ooh ♪
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1718. ♪Took Our Noses
And our pictures
to the shadows in the alleys ♪
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1719. ♪To The Places Where
The boogaloo sleeps ♪
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1720. ♪We Do Things Quite Uniquely
Things that we can never
speak of ♪
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1721. ♪'Cause We Got Our Vows
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1722. ♪And Our Secret
To keep ♪
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1723. ♪Yeah
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1724. ♪Ooh, Ooh
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1725. ♪It's Time For Now
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1726. ♪The Fire Is Out
As you can see ♪
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1727. ♪Love Take Me Down
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1728. ♪Where I'm Longing To Be
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1729. ♪Love Take Me Down
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1730. ♪Down, Down, Down
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1731. ♪Love Take Me Down
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1732. ♪Love Take Me Down
Love take me down ♪
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1733. ♪Love Take Me Down
To the streets ♪
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1734. ♪Banging On A Streetlight
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1735. ♪Banging On A Streetlight ♪Love Take Me Down
To the streets ♪
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1736. ♪Banging On A Streetlight ♪Banging On
A streetlight ♪
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1737. ♪Love Take Me Down
Banging on a streetlight ♪
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1738. ♪Banging On
A streetlight ♪
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1739. ♪Love Take Me Down
To your streetlight ♪
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