1. Stacee! Stacee! Stacee!Copy !req
2. Ladies and gentlemen,
are you ready to rock?Copy !req
3. Welcome to the famous Bourbon Room
on the Sunset Strip:Copy !req
4. Stacee Jaxx and Arsenal!Copy !req
5. Hey, Los Angeles!Copy !req
6. This is a little song called
"Paradise City."Copy !req
7. Oh!Copy !req
8. Just an urchin livin' under the street
I'm a hard case that's tough to beatCopy !req
9. I'm your charity case
So buy me something to eatCopy !req
10. I'll pay you at another timeCopy !req
11. Take it to the end of the lineCopy !req
12. Take me down to the paradise cityCopy !req
13. Where the grass is green
And the girls are prettyCopy !req
14. Take me homeCopy !req
15. Yeah, yeahCopy !req
16. Take me down to the paradise city
Where the grass is greenCopy !req
17. Sister Christian
Oh, the time has comeCopy !req
18. And you know that you're the only one
To sayCopy !req
19. OkayCopy !req
20. Where you going?
What you looking for?Copy !req
21. You know those boys
Don't want to play no moreCopy !req
22. With youCopy !req
23. It's trueCopy !req
24. YeahCopy !req
25. You're motoringCopy !req
26. What's your price for flight?Copy !req
27. In finding Mr. RightCopy !req
28. You'll be all right tonightCopy !req
29. This must be just like livin' in paradiseCopy !req
30. And I don't wanna go homeCopy !req
31. This must be just like livin' in paradiseCopy !req
32. And I don't wanna go homeCopy !req
33. Hey, hey!Copy !req
34. Yeah, yeah, yeahCopy !req
35. Girl, you've been meant for this
Since you were bornCopy !req
36. Since she was bornCopy !req
37. No problem nowCopy !req
38. The coast is clearCopy !req
39. It's just the calm before the stormCopy !req
40. This must be just like livin' in paradiseCopy !req
41. ParadiseCopy !req
42. And I don't wanna go homeCopy !req
43. WhoaCopy !req
44. Not a dime, I can't pay my rentCopy !req
45. I can barely make it through the weekCopy !req
46. Saturday night I'd like to meet my girlCopy !req
47. But right now I can't make ends meetCopy !req
48. I'm always workin'
Slavin' every dayCopy !req
49. Gotta get a break
From the same old same oldCopy !req
50. I need a chance just to get awayCopy !req
51. If you could hear me think
This is what I'd sayCopy !req
52. Don't need nothin' but a good timeCopy !req
53. How can I resist?Copy !req
54. Ain't lookin' for nothin'
But a good timeCopy !req
55. And it don't get better than thisCopy !req
56. Come on, son. Up you get!Copy !req
57. Whoa!Copy !req
58. Go to rehab!Copy !req
59. Yo, Lonny,
how come you never take out the trash?Copy !req
60. I leave that to you. You're a musician,
so it's important that you suffer.Copy !req
61. I'm talentless,
so suffering's wasted on me.Copy !req
62. - When was the last time you suffered?
- Six o'clock this evening...Copy !req
63. when I got up for work.Copy !req
64. Say I spend my money
On women and wineCopy !req
65. But I couldn't tell you where
I spent last nightCopy !req
66. I'm really sorry about the shape I'm inCopy !req
67. I just-a like my fun every now and thenCopy !req
68. I'm always workin'
Slavin' every dayCopy !req
69. Gotta get a break
From the same old same oldCopy !req
70. I need a chance just to get awayCopy !req
71. If you could hear me think
This is what I'd sayCopy !req
72. Don't need nothin' but a good timeCopy !req
73. How can I resist?Copy !req
74. Ain't lookin' for nothin' but a good timeCopy !req
75. And it don't get better than thisCopy !req
76. Dennis! Dennis!Copy !req
77. You see, I raise a toast to all of usCopy !req
78. Who are breakin' our backs every dayCopy !req
79. If wantin' the good life is such a crimeCopy !req
80. A-Lord, then put me awayCopy !req
81. Here's to yaCopy !req
82. Ow!Copy !req
83. Don't need nothin' but a good time
- Oh, yeah, yeahCopy !req
84. Hey, baby, come on, give me a kiss.Copy !req
85. - Drew!
- Come on, give me a kiss! Hey!Copy !req
86. - Come on!
Drew!Copy !req
87. - Get him out!
Come on.Copy !req
88. - I've had enough of this! Tell Dennis I quit!
- Beth! Come on!Copy !req
89. Livin' in paradiseCopy !req
90. And I don't wanna go homeCopy !req
91. I love her, man! Come on!Copy !req
92. You're all gonna go to hell!Copy !req
93. Hey.Copy !req
94. - Where you from?
- Oklahoma.Copy !req
95. Well, welcome to Hollywood.Copy !req
96. - Thanks.
- Give me that!Copy !req
97. - Let go! Come on! Let me have it!
- No! No!Copy !req
98. - Hey!
Give me it!Copy !req
99. Stop it!
Leave her alone!Copy !req
100. Wait! Oh, stop! Please! Somebody!Copy !req
101. Ugh...
No. No. No.Copy !req
102. Are you okay?Copy !req
103. Shit.Copy !req
104. - Did he take your money?
- He took my records.Copy !req
105. Oh, my God.Copy !req
106. Look, I'm sorry this happened. It sucks.Copy !req
107. I'm Drew.Copy !req
108. Sherrie.Copy !req
109. "The Bourbon Room"?Copy !req
110. - You work at The Bourbon Room?
- Yeah. I'm a barback.Copy !req
111. One of these days,
my name's gonna be up there.Copy !req
112. - You're in a band?
- I'm a singer.Copy !req
113. Get out! Me too.Copy !req
114. Oh, my God. The Bourbon Room. I have,
like, 10 albums that were recorded there.Copy !req
115. More like "had"?Copy !req
116. Had.Copy !req
117. Yep.Copy !req
118. Well, thank you.Copy !req
119. Thanks.Copy !req
120. Again.Copy !req
121. Don't go in there, it's filth!Copy !req
122. - Hey.
Don't join them!Copy !req
123. Do you need a job?
I could talk to Dennis Dupree, my boss.Copy !req
124. Pray you'll be saved!Copy !req
125. Are you serious?Copy !req
126. Just whatever you do,
don't tell him you're a singer.Copy !req
127. Jimmy!Copy !req
128. I told you 10,000 times.
Girls drink free, dudes pay full freight.Copy !req
129. They are dudes.Copy !req
130. Look, I haven't charged a girl since '73.Copy !req
131. For a minute, I thought that
Kate Jackson from Charlie's Angels...Copy !req
132. - ... had walked into my club.
- More like Michael Jackson.Copy !req
133. - Doesn't he look pale to you?
- He does a bit.Copy !req
134. Dennis! Meet Sherrie.
She needs a job, man.Copy !req
135. No, I don't think so. She's a singer.Copy !req
136. No, she just came in
from out of town.Copy !req
137. Oh, okay, now, if I may.Copy !req
138. - You sang in the church choir every Sunday.
- Lutheran.Copy !req
139. Senior year, you had the third lead
in your high school musical.Copy !req
140. - Sound of Music.
And then somebody...Copy !req
141. your adorable Aunt Betty,
told you you had real talent.Copy !req
142. - It was actually my Aunt Doris.
Uh-huh.Copy !req
143. And like a flaming dipshit you believed her,
dumped your jock boyfriend...Copy !req
144. ditched town and moved to Hollywood
to have a crack at fame and fortune.Copy !req
145. Am I missing anything?Copy !req
146. I...Copy !req
147. Yeah, okay.Copy !req
148. Actually, my boyfriend
wasn't really athletic.Copy !req
149. And look. I'm a waitress.Copy !req
150. Come on. She's practically
got mike burns on her lips.Copy !req
151. I'm not interested, sweetheart.
I need you two to get back to work.Copy !req
152. - Please, Mr. Dupree. I'm a hard worker.
- You seem like a really nice kid.Copy !req
153. I just got mugged.Copy !req
154. I have $17 to my name and I'm probably
gonna be starving in the next 48 hours.Copy !req
155. - And Beth just quit.
- Beth just quit?Copy !req
156. Okay, fine. You're hired.Copy !req
157. Oh, my God. Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you.Copy !req
158. What are you thanking me for? I ruined
your life. You start training tomorrow.Copy !req
159. This place is turning into a war zone.
It's Arsenal's last show.Copy !req
160. Arsenal? Oh, my God, I love Stacee Jaxx.Copy !req
161. It's your lucky day. He's going solo.Copy !req
162. Hey, want to go celebrate?
I'm coming up on my break.Copy !req
163. Yeah. Sure.Copy !req
164. A year ago...Copy !req
165. A year ago,
people asked whose campaign...Copy !req
166. I would throw
my financial support behind...Copy !req
167. and I knew there was only one man
on the ticket...Copy !req
168. that could restore the city
to its original glory.Copy !req
169. Ladies and gentlemen,
Mayor Mike Whitmore.Copy !req
170. Thank you. Couldn't have done it
without you, Doug.Copy !req
171. Ahh.Copy !req
172. Thank you, Los Angeles.Copy !req
173. You know, Doug Flintlock here...Copy !req
174. well, he just leaned into my ear
and he said:Copy !req
175. "Mike, I have kids. Teenagers.Copy !req
176. And these days, I'm scared for them.Copy !req
177. We need to clean up this city."Copy !req
178. Well, I can tell you that...Copy !req
179. I, for one, am not scared
for our city's children.Copy !req
180. And that's because
I have a secret weapon.Copy !req
181. My rock.Copy !req
182. My soul mate.Copy !req
183. And the best darn wife
any man could hope to have.Copy !req
184. Please welcome my wife:Copy !req
185. The beautiful Patricia Whitmore!Copy !req
186. Oh.Copy !req
187. Come on up here, Patty-cake!Copy !req
188. We did it!Copy !req
189. Oh. Thank you.Copy !req
190. Today, the city of Los Angeles
gets a twofer!Copy !req
191. Not only the best mayor this city
has ever had...Copy !req
192. but also me.Copy !req
193. A mother.Copy !req
194. So tomorrow, as part of my
"Clean Up The Strip" initiative...Copy !req
195. we start to make this city safe
again for our young people.Copy !req
196. She looks familiar to me, this woman.
She looks eerily familiar.Copy !req
197. You've probably popped something on
your ass that resembles her.Copy !req
198. I shouldn't have thought so. That's all
cleared up nicely, thank you very much.Copy !req
199. Rock 'n' roll is a disease.
But it is a disease with a cure.Copy !req
200. You don't know her.Copy !req
201. Man, back then, her husband,
Mayor Whitmore...Copy !req
202. used to be one of my best customers.Copy !req
203. Wow. Now look at him.Copy !req
204. Married to a woman
who looks like she's been hibernating...Copy !req
205. in Margaret Thatcher's bumhole.Copy !req
206. —off our streets
and knock the sucker back...Copy !req
207. What happens to people?Copy !req
208. Don't know, Den.Copy !req
209. Suppose they get corrupted
and seduced by the Man...Copy !req
210. get old and bitter and run for mayor.Copy !req
211. Or they run a club,
live the rock 'n' roll dream...Copy !req
212. and get old and bitter that way.
Here's to rock 'n' roll.Copy !req
213. To rock 'n' roll.Copy !req
214. And let's reclaim the Strip for the
God-fearing citizens of Los Angeles!Copy !req
215. I cannot believe
that I'm working at The Bourbon.Copy !req
216. Thank you so much.Copy !req
217. Don't even mention it.Copy !req
218. Oh, my God.
Arsenal Live at The Bourbon.Copy !req
219. - Hands down, favorite record ever.
- Me too.Copy !req
220. I would've killed to be at that concert.
That record really changed my life.Copy !req
221. I decided if I couldn't see Stacee Jaxx...Copy !req
222. I was gonna be Stacee Jaxx.Copy !req
223. Bought a beat-up six stringCopy !req
224. In a secondhand storeCopy !req
225. Didn't know how to play itCopy !req
226. But I knew for sureCopy !req
227. That one guitarCopy !req
228. Felt good in my handsCopy !req
229. Didn't take longCopy !req
230. To understandCopy !req
231. Just one guitarCopy !req
232. Slung way down lowCopy !req
233. Was a one-way ticketCopy !req
234. Only one way to goCopy !req
235. - So I started rockin'
- Rockin'Copy !req
236. Ain't never gonna stop
NoCopy !req
237. - Gotta keep on rockin'
- Rockin'Copy !req
238. Someday I'm gonna make it to the top
And singCopy !req
239. I love rock 'n' rollCopy !req
240. So put another dime in the jukebox, babyCopy !req
241. I love rock 'n' rollCopy !req
242. So come and take your time
And dance with meCopy !req
243. In a town with no nameCopy !req
244. In a heavy downpourCopy !req
245. Thought I passed my own shadowCopy !req
246. By the backstage doorCopy !req
247. Like a trip through the pastCopy !req
248. To that day in the rainCopy !req
249. And that one guitarCopy !req
250. Made my whole life changeCopy !req
251. And we'll be movin' on and singin'
That same old songCopy !req
252. Yeah, with me
Singin'Copy !req
253. And be a jukebox heroCopy !req
254. So put another dime in the jukebox, babyCopy !req
255. I'm a jukebox heroCopy !req
256. So come and take your time
And dance with meCopy !req
257. - Just-a one guitar
Jukebox heroCopy !req
258. Got stars in my eyesCopy !req
259. - I'm just a jukebox hero
- Ah, ah, ahCopy !req
260. - Jukebox hero
Stars, starsCopy !req
261. I love rock 'n' rollCopy !req
262. - Jukebox hero
Stars, starsCopy !req
263. So come and take your time
And dance with meCopy !req
264. Stars in our eyesCopy !req
265. I love rock 'n' rollCopy !req
266. Whoa.Copy !req
267. Whew.Copy !req
268. The problem is, I think I'll only ever
be good on a jukebox.Copy !req
269. What do you mean?Copy !req
270. I get stage fright.Copy !req
271. You've gotta be kidding me.Copy !req
272. No.Copy !req
273. You've gotta breathe.Copy !req
274. I think I got that part down.Copy !req
275. No, I'm serious, you've gotta breathe.
Like, takes away the nerves.Copy !req
276. Breathe in through your nose
and out through your mouth.Copy !req
277. Do it a couple times. You'll be fine.Copy !req
278. Maybe you should help me practice.Copy !req
279. Are you asking me out on a date?Copy !req
280. Yeah.Copy !req
281. Then yes.Copy !req
282. Cool.Copy !req
283. Okay, well, I should probably check
into my motel and grab my stuff, so...Copy !req
284. Gotta get back to work.Copy !req
285. - Okay, well, bye. Oh.
- Bye.Copy !req
286. Bye. Oh. Ha-ha.Copy !req
287. Sorry.Copy !req
288. Well, good night.Copy !req
289. See you tomorrow, Mrs. Whitmore.Copy !req
290. Mr. Whitmore. Call me.Copy !req
291. Mm.Copy !req
292. - Mike?
- Mm.Copy !req
293. - Why so jumpy?
- Oh.Copy !req
294. Well, it's just that Doug Flintlock.Copy !req
295. He wants the Strip, Patty-cake,
and we have to deliver.Copy !req
296. Of course we will, sweetheart.Copy !req
297. How?Copy !req
298. - We'll go after the head of the snake.
- Ooh.Copy !req
299. - The Bourbon.
- Oh, right.Copy !req
300. If we cut off the head, the Strip will die.Copy !req
301. The Bourbon could be a Benetton
by the end of the month.Copy !req
302. Now listen: Me and the ladies
are going after all the church groups...Copy !req
303. to make this happen.Copy !req
304. We're even talking
to the Health Department.Copy !req
305. We should review all their paperwork
for violations.Copy !req
306. Oh, trust me...Copy !req
307. if we find so much as a hair
in a cocktail olive...Copy !req
308. we're shutting them down.Copy !req
309. Hey, boss, we found some hairs
in the cocktail olives again.Copy !req
310. Then rinse them off.Copy !req
311. Okay.Copy !req
312. No!Copy !req
313. Nobody puts Donkey in the corner!Copy !req
314. - That game's too bloody surreal anyway.
- Ugh!Copy !req
315. Dennis, did you just sigh audibly? Why?Copy !req
316. Taxes. They're so un-rock 'n' roll.Copy !req
317. Cheer up, mate. You still got
the twisted sisters of piety outside...Copy !req
318. all flustered and worked up,
so we must be doing something right, eh?Copy !req
319. Well, at least we have
the Arsenal show coming up.Copy !req
320. But that means our whole existence
is riding on Stacee Jaxx.Copy !req
321. Stacee Jaxx, the most unreliable man
in the music industry?Copy !req
322. A man who blew off the halftime show
at the Super Bowl...Copy !req
323. to attend a satanic ritual
to sew up Debbie Harry's vagina?Copy !req
324. Please stop.Copy !req
325. - The Satanists wouldn't even do that.
- You're not helping.Copy !req
326. Why would the devil close vaginas?
No one's qualified to do that.Copy !req
327. Hand me the phone.Copy !req
328. Let's do a telethon, because this might
work better than your Stacee Jaxx idea.Copy !req
329. Shut it!Copy !req
330. I'm calling Stacee's manager, Paul Gill.Copy !req
331. - Ahem. Speak.
Hello, Paul? It's Dennis Dupree.Copy !req
332. Dennis. What's up, brother man?Copy !req
333. Oh, I was just calling to check in
and see if we're still on for Friday.Copy !req
334. Of course we are. Arsenal's last show.Copy !req
335. We're kicking off Stacee's
solo press tour there.Copy !req
336. Rolling Stone just confirmed.Copy !req
337. They would like to interview him
on the premises, okay?Copy !req
338. - What did he say?
- He told me to turn off the radio.Copy !req
339. - So turn it off.
- The radio in his head!Copy !req
340. - Calm down!
- Oh, God.Copy !req
341. Paul?Copy !req
342. - Paul?
- Oh, crap. Yeah, sorry, man.Copy !req
343. Yeah. Is Stacee okay?Copy !req
344. Stacee?Copy !req
345. He's fantastic. I'm looking at him
right now. He's waving hello.Copy !req
346. Yes, I'm talking to Dennis.
Oh-ho. He just flipped me off.Copy !req
347. Same old Stacee. Right?
Okay, I gotta dash.Copy !req
348. I'll talk to you Friday, babe, okay?Copy !req
349. CROWD
Stacee! Stacee! Stacee!Copy !req
350. Put something on, man.Copy !req
351. - Banzai.Copy !req
352. Jesus.Copy !req
353. Stacee?Copy !req
354. I didn't know you had a twin.Copy !req
355. I don't.Copy !req
356. Stacee.Copy !req
357. You need to go on stage, man.Copy !req
358. I am on stage, Paul.Copy !req
359. Shit.Copy !req
360. Take a good look, ladies.Copy !req
361. Take a hard...Copy !req
362. good, long...Copy !req
363. hard...Copy !req
364. look.Copy !req
365. This man, this man is responsible
for so much filth.Copy !req
366. He's Satan.
She is an extraordinary woman.Copy !req
367. Such a beacon of courage.Copy !req
368. He's like a machine
that spews out three things:Copy !req
369. - Sex...
Oh!Copy !req
370. - ... hateful music...
- Yes.Copy !req
371. and...Copy !req
372. sex!Copy !req
373. Can you come take some dictation
for me in the parish office, Ms. Hoyt?Copy !req
374. Of course, sir.Copy !req
375. My son ate the head of my neighbor's
horse because of Stacee Jaxx.Copy !req
376. Ugh. Well, his filthy little hateful music...Copy !req
377. sex ride is over.Copy !req
378. - Gotta stop!
Yes.Copy !req
379. And we're the ones who are gonna do it.Copy !req
380. Well, you're a real tough cookie
With a long historyCopy !req
381. Of breaking little hearts
Like the one in meCopy !req
382. That's okay
Let's see how you do itCopy !req
383. Put up your dukes
Let's get down to itCopy !req
384. Hit me with your best shotCopy !req
385. Why don't you hit me
With your best shot?Copy !req
386. Hit me with your best shotCopy !req
387. Fire awayCopy !req
388. You come on with a come-onCopy !req
389. You don't fight fairCopy !req
390. That's okay
See if I careCopy !req
391. Knock me down
It's all in vainCopy !req
392. I'll get right back on my feet againCopy !req
393. Hit me with your best shotCopy !req
394. Why don't you hit me
With your best shot?Copy !req
395. Hit me with your best shotCopy !req
396. Fire awayCopy !req
397. Pow! Pow!Copy !req
398. Pow!Copy !req
399. Well, you're a real tough cookie
With a long historyCopy !req
400. Of breaking little hearts
Like the one in meCopy !req
401. Before I put another notch
In my lipstick caseCopy !req
402. You better make sure
You put me in my placeCopy !req
403. Hit me with your best shotCopy !req
404. Come on!
Hit me with your best shotCopy !req
405. Hit me with your best shotCopy !req
406. Fire awayCopy !req
407. Hit me with your best shotCopy !req
408. Why don't you hit me
With your best shot?Copy !req
409. Hit me with your best shotCopy !req
410. Fire awayCopy !req
411. Hah!Copy !req
412. - Ai! Jesus.
- No, Chico. Jesus is my brother.Copy !req
413. Oye, Dennis told me to tell you
to come in early tomorrow.Copy !req
414. Yeah, sure. Whatever, man.Copy !req
415. I need to go get ready. I have a big date
tonight with Sherrie. Wish me luck.Copy !req
416. Yeah, whatever that means. Okay, bye.Copy !req
417. So longCopy !req
418. I've been looking too hard
I've been waiting too longCopy !req
419. Sometimes I don't know
What I will findCopy !req
420. I only know it's a matter of timeCopy !req
421. When you love someoneCopy !req
422. It feels so right
So warm and trueCopy !req
423. I need to know if you feel it tooCopy !req
424. Maybe I'm wrongCopy !req
425. Won't you tell me
If I'm coming on too strong?Copy !req
426. This heart of mine has been hurt beforeCopy !req
427. This time I wanna be sureCopy !req
428. Hey, girl.Copy !req
429. I've been waitin' for a girl like youCopy !req
430. To come into my lifeCopy !req
431. I've been waitin' for a girl like youCopy !req
432. A love that will surviveCopy !req
433. I've been waitin' for someone newCopy !req
434. To make me feel aliveCopy !req
435. Yeah, waitin' for a girl like youCopy !req
436. To come into my lifeCopy !req
437. - Won't you come into my life?
- Won't you come into my life?Copy !req
438. Wow. It's like a giant velvet blanket
covered in diamonds.Copy !req
439. Yeah, it's beautiful, isn't it?Copy !req
440. Yeah, it's a little different
than Tulsa, Oklahoma.Copy !req
441. So, what did your mom think
about the big move to L.A.?Copy !req
442. She thought it was stupid.Copy !req
443. My dad just totally didn't get it.Copy !req
444. His advice:Copy !req
445. "You're gonna fail anyway,
so why not fail closer to home?"Copy !req
446. Okay. Total optimist.Copy !req
447. What about your folks?
What did they think of the big move?Copy !req
448. Um...Copy !req
449. Not a whole lot really.Copy !req
450. I was raised by my grandma.Copy !req
451. Yeah, she, by the way,
was all for me getting out of Oklahoma.Copy !req
452. - Really?
- Mm.Copy !req
453. Yeah, she said to me:
"Honey, there ain't nothing for you here...Copy !req
454. and the last thing that I want you to do
is wind up stuck here like me."Copy !req
455. Man, I adore her.Copy !req
456. You're a nice guy, aren't you?Copy !req
457. I try to be.Copy !req
458. Why?Copy !req
459. She wanted to know.Copy !req
460. Oh, my God,
I can't believe I'm actually here.Copy !req
461. I'm so happy.Copy !req
462. You're so goodCopy !req
463. When we make love
It's understoodCopy !req
464. It's more than a touch
A word we sayCopy !req
465. Only in dreams could it be this wayCopy !req
466. When you love someone, yeahCopy !req
467. Really love someoneCopy !req
468. Now I know it's rightCopy !req
469. From the moment I wake up
Till deep in the nightCopy !req
470. There's nowhere on earth
That I'd rather beCopy !req
471. Than holding you tenderlyCopy !req
472. - I've been waitin' for a girl like you
- I've been waitin' for a boy like youCopy !req
473. - To come into my life
- To come into my lifeCopy !req
474. - I've been waitin' for a girl like you
- I've been waitin' for a boy like youCopy !req
475. - A love that will survive
- A love that will surviveCopy !req
476. - I've been waitin'
- I've been waitin'Copy !req
477. - For someone new
- For someone newCopy !req
478. - To make me feel alive
- To make me feel aliveCopy !req
479. - Yeah, waitin' for a girl like you
- Yeah, waitin' for a boy like youCopy !req
480. - To come into my
- To come into myCopy !req
481. - Life
- LifeCopy !req
482. Wait.Copy !req
483. - What?
- You're gonna sing me a song.Copy !req
484. - Oh, no. Oh, no, no, I can't.
- Ha, ha.Copy !req
485. Sherrie.Copy !req
486. You are gonna sing
whether you like it or not.Copy !req
487. - Now, breathe!
- Hey.Copy !req
488. Don't be nervous.Copy !req
489. Okay, uh...Copy !req
490. This is something I kind of started
working on after we met last night.Copy !req
491. Just a small-town girlCopy !req
492. Livin' in a lonely worldCopy !req
493. She took the midnight train goin'
AnywhereCopy !req
494. A singer in a smoky roomCopy !req
495. The smell of wine and cheap perfumeCopy !req
496. For a smile they can share the nightCopy !req
497. And it goes on and on and on.Copy !req
498. Heh. I love it.Copy !req
499. It's so beautiful.
I can't believe you wrote that.Copy !req
500. How'd it feel?Copy !req
501. Uh...Copy !req
502. The breathing really helps.Copy !req
503. Just a small town girlCopy !req
504. Mmm, lonely worldCopy !req
505. She took the midnight train
Going anywhereCopy !req
506. It was actually a bus...Copy !req
507. but I think train sounds better.Copy !req
508. What sounds better is you singing it.Copy !req
509. Really?Copy !req
510. You like me singing?Copy !req
511. It's one of the most beautiful voices
I've ever heard.Copy !req
512. There you go!Copy !req
513. Come on!
No, no, no.Copy !req
514. You have to go back to work.Copy !req
515. Oh, like, now. Okay.Copy !req
516. Right, right. Yep. You got that?Copy !req
517. God hates rock 'n' roll!Copy !req
518. Go back to church!
Get off the Strip already!Copy !req
519. Okay. Okay. Okay.Copy !req
520. - Shit. Our opener just dropped out.
- Concrete Ballz?Copy !req
521. - In rehab. There are six.
- Both of them?Copy !req
522. - Jesus, that band's got a lot of balls.
- Betty Ford has a group rate.Copy !req
523. - Think they'll do therapy in pairs?
- Knock it off.Copy !req
524. Look, we have to find an opener
in the next two hours.Copy !req
525. Don't stress, man.
We'll work this out together.Copy !req
526. - What about you?
- Yeah, right.Copy !req
527. - Why not?
- Not gonna happen.Copy !req
528. - Are you kidding me?
- Sherrie!Copy !req
529. What about Drew?Copy !req
530. Drool are very expensive.Copy !req
531. Not Drool. Drew.Copy !req
532. What?Copy !req
533. Drew? That Drew? Our Drew?Copy !req
534. - He's better than Concrete Ballz.
Good point.Copy !req
535. - Concrete Ballz are very heavy.
- And he'll do it for free.Copy !req
536. Baby, baby, baby.Copy !req
537. Come on, nobody cares
about the opening act anyway.Copy !req
538. - No offense.
- None taken.Copy !req
539. Dennis, come on. What do you say?Copy !req
540. Okay.Copy !req
541. Call your band.Copy !req
542. Guys! Guys!
We're opening up for Arsenal.Copy !req
543. Doesn't anyone just wanna work
in the bar industry anymore?Copy !req
544. Dennis. Thank you.
- You're welcome.Copy !req
545. - We're gonna blow you away.
- You're gonna blow me, all right.Copy !req
546. Three songs. No covers. I need you guys
to be amazing tonight so start drinking...Copy !req
547. now.Copy !req
548. - I love you—
- Shh!Copy !req
549. Just go up there and kill it.
You're gonna be amazing. Go!Copy !req
550. Go! Go.Copy !req
551. Go on!Copy !req
552. Well, kiss him goodbye.Copy !req
553. What do you mean?Copy !req
554. The spotlight doesn't just light them up.Copy !req
555. It makes us disappear.Copy !req
556. You'll see.Copy !req
557. Sayin' "I love you"Copy !req
558. Is not the words
I want to hear from youCopy !req
559. It's not that I want youCopy !req
560. Not to say, but if you only knewCopy !req
561. How easyCopy !req
562. It would be to show me how you feelCopy !req
563. More than wordsCopy !req
564. Is all you'd have to doCopy !req
565. To make it realCopy !req
566. Then you wouldn't have to sayCopy !req
567. That you love meCopy !req
568. 'Cause I'd already knowCopy !req
569. Hey, I'm gonna take my break.
- Okay.Copy !req
570. Excuse me, sunshine.Copy !req
571. Testing. Testing.Copy !req
572. I have an adequately sized,
uncircumcised penis.Copy !req
573. Penis. Penis.Copy !req
574. - And smashing set of balls.
- Okay, I think—Copy !req
575. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Say again, whoa!Copy !req
576. What are you doing?Copy !req
577. The mike's not prepped yet.Copy !req
578. Right. Now it's ready.Copy !req
579. Thanks.Copy !req
580. Cowboys.Copy !req
581. Sorry, guys.Copy !req
582. Drew...Copy !req
583. I can see you're nervous.Copy !req
584. Pretend like nobody's watching you.Copy !req
585. You know? Connect with something powerful
and emotive deep down.Copy !req
586. In my case, that's Little Lonny.Copy !req
587. In your case,
it might be something different.Copy !req
588. Just imagine yourself completely alone
with something that you love.Copy !req
589. Okay.Copy !req
590. How I love the way you moveCopy !req
591. And the sparkle in your eyesCopy !req
592. There's a color deep inside themCopy !req
593. Like a blue suburban skyCopy !req
594. I don't need to be the king of the worldCopy !req
595. As long as I'm the heroCopy !req
596. - Of this little girl
- Ooh, ooh, ooh, yeahCopy !req
597. - Heaven isn't too far away
- Heaven isn't too far awayCopy !req
598. - Closer to it every day
- Closer to it every dayCopy !req
599. No matter what your friends sayCopy !req
600. - I know we're gonna find a way
- More than wordsCopy !req
601. - Is all you have to do to make it real
- You have to do to make it realCopy !req
602. - Then you wouldn't have to say
- Then you wouldn't have to sayCopy !req
603. - Heaven isn't too far away
- Heaven isn't too far awayCopy !req
604. Heaven isn't too far awayCopy !req
605. More than wordsCopy !req
606. Yeah, heaven isn't too far awayCopy !req
607. More than wordsCopy !req
608. 'Cause I'd alreadyCopy !req
609. KnowCopy !req
610. Sayin' "I love you"Copy !req
611. You beautiful bastard.Copy !req
612. Stacee!Copy !req
613. Stacee!Copy !req
614. Everybody, listen up!Copy !req
615. This place is about to become a sea
of sweat, ear-shattering music and puke.Copy !req
616. So let's get moving.Copy !req
617. Paul! Ha-ha.Copy !req
618. You're early.Copy !req
619. Actually, I told him the gig was last night,
so technically he's a day late. Don't tell him.Copy !req
620. Work, work, work.Copy !req
621. Yes, you're on the air.Copy !req
622. Hey, Stacee, you made it.Copy !req
623. Hey Man.Copy !req
624. Yeah. Hey, man.Copy !req
625. No, this...Copy !req
626. is Hey Man.Copy !req
627. Oh. Uh...Copy !req
628. Right.Copy !req
629. Hey Man.Copy !req
630. Whoa! Whoa!Copy !req
631. Thank you so much for doing this...Copy !req
632. You and me.Copy !req
633. Uh-huh.Copy !req
634. You and me.Copy !req
635. We're sole survivors.Copy !req
636. Even the cockroaches got burned
by the fallout, but not us.Copy !req
637. It's great to see your face-bone again.Copy !req
638. - Now let's burn this place to the ground.
- Yes.Copy !req
639. Right on, brother. Rock 'n' roll.Copy !req
640. No. When I'm done, we literally need
to burn this place to the ground.Copy !req
641. Otherwise the fire phoenix gets trapped.Copy !req
642. Yes, I suppose so.Copy !req
643. Ha-ha. It's a joke. I'm kidding, man.Copy !req
644. I mean, of course, you're not really gonna
burn the place down to the ground, right?Copy !req
645. No.Copy !req
646. You can't trap a fire phoenix.Copy !req
647. I mean, that'd be crazy, right?Copy !req
648. It would be. Yeah.Copy !req
649. I mean, seriously...Copy !req
650. tonight, I am gonna light
this place on fire...Copy !req
651. for you...Copy !req
652. my rock 'n' roll brother.Copy !req
653. Uhn.
- Sherrie!Copy !req
654. Sherrie. Sherrie.Copy !req
655. - You okay?
- Ow.Copy !req
656. - What happened?
- You passed out.Copy !req
657. I saw Stacee Jaxx. Oh, my God.
I'm so embarrassed. Oh, my Go—Copy !req
658. It's okay. I'm sure girls
faint around him all the time.Copy !req
659. They're gonna be fainting
around you too in no time.Copy !req
660. Here we go.Copy !req
661. Hey, Stacee. I got someone
I'd like you to meet, man.Copy !req
662. This is Constance Sack. Rolling Stone.Copy !req
663. Stace?Copy !req
664. You in there, man? Ha-ha-ha.Copy !req
665. Say, superstar, rise and shine.Copy !req
666. Constance Sack. Rolling Stone.Copy !req
667. Stones.Copy !req
668. - Good.
The Rolling Stones?Copy !req
669. Where's Mick?Copy !req
670. No. The magazine.Copy !req
671. She's a reporter.Copy !req
672. She's here to do the big story about
you going solo, brother.Copy !req
673. - Paul, I—
- Okay.Copy !req
674. - Look, Paul, I—
- Hey, hey.Copy !req
675. Be yourself.Copy !req
676. Superstar, right? Okay, you know what?Copy !req
677. I'm gonna leave you two alone,
go return some phone calls.Copy !req
678. Play nice!Copy !req
679. It's a pleasure to finally meet you.Copy !req
680. Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
I love you, Stacee Jaxx!Copy !req
681. No! I love you! I love you!Copy !req
682. Okay.Copy !req
683. - Five minutes.
- Fi—?Copy !req
684. Oh, God. Okay.Copy !req
685. Five minutes and go.Copy !req
686. Okay. Stacee Jaxx,
back at The Bourbon—Copy !req
687. No, no, no. No.Copy !req
688. Now go.Copy !req
689. Uh— At The Bourbon, where it all started.Copy !req
690. Your first album Stick Meat gave birth
to some of rock's greatest anthems.Copy !req
691. And now a solo career. Why now?Copy !req
692. Well, ahem...Copy !req
693. I think...Copy !req
694. I think due to the changing nature
of the music industry...Copy !req
695. the change in cultural trends...Copy !req
696. and when you think of
blah-blah-blah and blah-blah-blah.Copy !req
697. —you make sure that you wanna take in
blah-blah-blah. Ha-ha.Copy !req
698. - Okay.
- Four minutes.Copy !req
699. You know, some people have said that
you've become quite difficult to work with.Copy !req
700. That you're constantly late, you're
reclusive, sometimes even nonsensical.Copy !req
701. I wanna ask you this:Copy !req
702. Have these people even met themselves?Copy !req
703. Well, I'm talking about your band.Copy !req
704. Let me tell you something.Copy !req
705. I know me better than anyone...Copy !req
706. because I live in here.Copy !req
707. - Eight minutes.
- You just said four.Copy !req
708. - Three.
- But it—Copy !req
709. Do you think that it's possible...Copy !req
710. that you've shut out or alienated
so many people...Copy !req
711. that you had no other option
but to go solo?Copy !req
712. You gotta be true to the muse. Hey Man.Copy !req
713. Scotch me, little buddy.Copy !req
714. And who is your muse? Ahem.Copy !req
715. Right.Copy !req
716. Fine.Copy !req
717. - Born Steven Jackson in Detroit, Michigan.
- Are we out?Copy !req
718. Raised by a single mom, Doris,
now deceased.Copy !req
719. Dropped out of Woodrow Wilson High
in 11th grade.Copy !req
720. Your first concert was Aerosmith.Copy !req
721. When you were 17, you hitchhiked to L.A.
with your high school sweetheart.Copy !req
722. Remember her?Copy !req
723. No comment?Copy !req
724. Hmm?Copy !req
725. Two minutes.Copy !req
726. Did I hit a nerve?Copy !req
727. Aerosmith? Detroit?Copy !req
728. High school sweetheart?Copy !req
729. Jenny Anderson. Your first love.Copy !req
730. And your last hit single, "I'm gonna rock you
in your mouth," it was written about her.Copy !req
731. Record sold 100 million copies.Copy !req
732. And that record
was produced about eight years ago.Copy !req
733. Some people say
you've sold out since then.Copy !req
734. I sell out all right.
Every seat, every stadium I ever play.Copy !req
735. Yeah, and yet, creatively,
you've come to a standstill.Copy !req
736. You've been in and out of the studio
for the past, what? Two years?Copy !req
737. And no results. Nothing.Copy !req
738. Time.Copy !req
739. You know, you're not so weird.Copy !req
740. You're just another lonely man
with many regrets.Copy !req
741. I said time. You can go now.Copy !req
742. Final question.Copy !req
743. What happens when you realize
you can't get rid of Stacee Jaxx?Copy !req
744. You have no idea what it's like to be me.Copy !req
745. Well, then here's your chance.Copy !req
746. What's it like to be the Stacee Jaxx?Copy !req
747. It's all the sameCopy !req
748. Only the names will changeCopy !req
749. Every day it seems we're wastin' awayCopy !req
750. Another placeCopy !req
751. Where the faces are so coldCopy !req
752. I drive all night just to get back homeCopy !req
753. I'm a cowboyCopy !req
754. On a steel horse I rideCopy !req
755. I'm wantedCopy !req
756. Dead or aliveCopy !req
757. WantedCopy !req
758. Dead or aliveCopy !req
759. Sometimes I sleepCopy !req
760. Sometimes it's not for daysCopy !req
761. The people I meetCopy !req
762. Always go their separate waysCopy !req
763. Sometimes you tell the dayCopy !req
764. By the bottle that you drinkCopy !req
765. And times when you're aloneCopy !req
766. All you do is thinkCopy !req
767. Dalai Lama.Copy !req
768. I'm a cowboyCopy !req
769. On a steel horse I rideCopy !req
770. I'm wantedCopy !req
771. WantedCopy !req
772. Dead or aliveCopy !req
773. WantedCopy !req
774. WantedCopy !req
775. Dead or aliveCopy !req
776. Stacee! Stacee! Stacee! Stacee! Stacee!Copy !req
777. Oh, and I rideCopy !req
778. Stacee! Stacee! Stacee!Copy !req
779. Oh, when I walk these streetsCopy !req
780. A loaded six string on my backCopy !req
781. I play for keepsCopy !req
782. 'Cause I might not make it backCopy !req
783. I've been everywhereCopy !req
784. Still standing tallCopy !req
785. I've seen a million facesCopy !req
786. And I've rocked them allCopy !req
787. I'm a cowboyCopy !req
788. On a steel horse I rideCopy !req
789. I'm wantedCopy !req
790. WantedCopy !req
791. Dead or aliveCopy !req
792. Well, I'm a cowboyCopy !req
793. I got the night on my sideCopy !req
794. I'm wantedCopy !req
795. WantedCopy !req
796. Dead or aliveCopy !req
797. And I rideCopy !req
798. Dead or aliveCopy !req
799. I still driveCopy !req
800. - Dead or alive
- Dead or aliveCopy !req
801. I'm Stacee.Copy !req
802. Sherrie.Copy !req
803. When my hamster died...Copy !req
804. your music really helped me through.Copy !req
805. You have such a perky...Copy !req
806. heart.Copy !req
807. Thank you.Copy !req
808. Do me a favor.Copy !req
809. Sure.Copy !req
810. There's a cut-glass bottle of Scotch
in the limo.Copy !req
811. Bring it to my dressing room?Copy !req
812. Right away.Copy !req
813. Sherrie.Copy !req
814. - Where were you?
- I just met Stacee again.Copy !req
815. And I didn't even faint.Copy !req
816. Wait, wait. Where are you going?Copy !req
817. I gotta go grab something for Stacee.Copy !req
818. Wait. I want you to be here when I go on.Copy !req
819. Oh, yeah, of course.Copy !req
820. Now, Patricia, this is the third night
in a row that you've been here.Copy !req
821. - Why so passionate?
- Well, Mitch, this has to end.Copy !req
822. We're calling on anyone with children
to join forces with us...Copy !req
823. and show up here every night...Copy !req
824. until the doors of these places
are closed for good.Copy !req
825. Stacee Jaxx can wreck his own life.Copy !req
826. But when it comes to raping...Copy !req
827. the ears of our children
with this poison...Copy !req
828. - ... we have to fight!
- Well, they—Copy !req
829. Rock 'n' roll is the only freedom
we have.Copy !req
830. Stacee Jaxx is God!Copy !req
831. Rock 'n' roll forever! Waah!Copy !req
832. Sniff the mike. Whoo!Copy !req
833. I'm walking here! Whoo!Copy !req
834. Okay, great interview.
I hope you got everything.Copy !req
835. - You're not a cowboy.
- Why don't you tell me what I am?Copy !req
836. - You're a man-child stuck in a rut.
- I love it when you talk dirty.Copy !req
837. You used to be great. But whatever
made you that way, it's gone.Copy !req
838. That's right. Give it to me rough.Copy !req
839. You're another rocker
asleep at the wheel...Copy !req
840. - ... singing songs you wrote 10 years ago.
- Okay, lady.Copy !req
841. As long as you've got this manager
keeping you on the road...Copy !req
842. and doping you up with girls and booze
and million-dollar record deals...Copy !req
843. he's gonna keep you asleep
and drive your career off a cliff.Copy !req
844. - Line crossed. Let's go, sweetheart.
- Don't touch me.Copy !req
845. You used to write great songs.
Where are they now?Copy !req
846. You know what? I'm calling your editor.
Close friend of mine, by the way.Copy !req
847. Rolling Stone magazine.
- Jann Wenner's office.Copy !req
848. Get out.Copy !req
849. My words exactly.
This interview is over.Copy !req
850. No, no, no. Not her.Copy !req
851. You.Copy !req
852. All of you.Copy !req
853. Copy that. Everybody out.Copy !req
854. No, no, no.Copy !req
855. Not you too, Hey Man.Copy !req
856. We'll do the next one together, all right?Copy !req
857. All right?Copy !req
858. Come on, don't be like that.
We'll do the next one together.Copy !req
859. I promise. Okay?Copy !req
860. You know, I think you get
this sense of entitlement...Copy !req
861. due to the fact that you're a rock god.Copy !req
862. But it's not real.Copy !req
863. It's not love.Copy !req
864. No.Copy !req
865. It's not love.Copy !req
866. Then what is it?Copy !req
867. Off the record?Copy !req
868. Sex.Copy !req
869. And other people's projections
of what they want me to be.Copy !req
870. Of what you and all your readers
want me to be.Copy !req
871. Sex.Copy !req
872. And it keeps me from going out...Copy !req
873. and getting the one thing
that could save me.Copy !req
874. But I can't have that now.Copy !req
875. I'm a slave to rock 'n' roll.Copy !req
876. I am searching for the perfect song...Copy !req
877. the perfect sound that will
make you wanna live forever.Copy !req
878. Like I said:Copy !req
879. I know me better than anyone
because I live in here.Copy !req
880. And no one else can.Copy !req
881. I can.Copy !req
882. I gotta take a little timeCopy !req
883. A little time to think things overCopy !req
884. I better read between the linesCopy !req
885. In case I need it when I'm olderCopy !req
886. Ooh, ahh, ahhCopy !req
887. In my lifeCopy !req
888. There's been heartache and painCopy !req
889. I don't knowCopy !req
890. If I can face it againCopy !req
891. Can't stop now
I've traveled so farCopy !req
892. To change this lonely lifeCopy !req
893. - I wanna know what love is
- I wanna know what love isCopy !req
894. - I want you to show me
- I want you to show meCopy !req
895. - I wanna feel what love is
- I wanna feel what love isCopy !req
896. - I know you can show me
- I know you can show meCopy !req
897. I'm gonna take a little timeCopy !req
898. A little time to look around meCopy !req
899. I've got nowhere left to hideCopy !req
900. It looks like love has finally found meCopy !req
901. In my lifeCopy !req
902. There's been heartache and painCopy !req
903. I don't knowCopy !req
904. If I can face it againCopy !req
905. I can't stop nowCopy !req
906. Hey, man, have you seen Sherrie? Blon—?Copy !req
907. Drew? Hey, Drew, showtime.Copy !req
908. Come on. Stop fannying around.Copy !req
909. Let's talk about loveCopy !req
910. I wanna know what love isCopy !req
911. Love that you feel insideCopy !req
912. I want you to show meCopy !req
913. I'm feelin' so much loveCopy !req
914. I wanna feel what love isCopy !req
915. NoCopy !req
916. You just cannot hideCopy !req
917. I know you can show meCopy !req
918. Yeah
Ooh, ooh, oohCopy !req
919. I wanna know what love isCopy !req
920. Let's talk about loveCopy !req
921. I want you to show meCopy !req
922. I wanna feel it tooCopy !req
923. - I wanna feel what love is
- I wanna feel it tooCopy !req
924. And I know, and I knowCopy !req
925. - I want you to show me
- And I know, and I knowCopy !req
926. And I knowCopy !req
927. Oh, oh, ohCopy !req
928. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
929. Okay.Copy !req
930. That...Copy !req
931. That...Copy !req
932. That...Copy !req
933. can be on the record.Copy !req
934. Oh, my God.Copy !req
935. This was a mistake.Copy !req
936. Wait.Copy !req
937. Hey, wait.Copy !req
938. Stacee! Stacee! Stacee!Copy !req
939. Can't wait to see the article.Copy !req
940. Oh. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
941. - I didn't mean to do that.
- It's okay.Copy !req
942. Just leave it.Copy !req
943. Please.Copy !req
944. Quieten down, please, you hot fecund
soup of estrogen and testosterone.Copy !req
945. I need you to manage
your expectations...Copy !req
946. and please welcome to the stage for
their debut here at The Bourbon Rooms...Copy !req
947. the brilliant—Copy !req
948. Bring on the rock!Copy !req
949. Drew.
What's the name of your band, mate?Copy !req
950. Wolfgang Von Colt.Copy !req
951. Come on, Arsenal, let's go!Copy !req
952. - And you're sticking with that, are you?
- Yeah.Copy !req
953. Come on!Copy !req
954. Please welcome to the stage
the very poorly titled...Copy !req
955. Wolfgang Van Colt!Copy !req
956. - Von Colt!
- It's not an improvement.Copy !req
957. Wolfgang Von Colt.Copy !req
958. I can't believe that just happened.Copy !req
959. Thank you. Thanks.Copy !req
960. No, no, no. Thank you.Copy !req
961. Come on!Copy !req
962. Psst. Drew.Copy !req
963. Drew.Copy !req
964. Ladies and gentlemen...Copy !req
965. please resurrect your enthusiasm...Copy !req
966. one final time for...Copy !req
967. Wolfgang Von Colt!Copy !req
968. Drew! Oi, Drew!Copy !req
969. We want Arsenal!Copy !req
970. I wanna rock!Copy !req
971. I said:Copy !req
972. I wanna rockCopy !req
973. RockCopy !req
974. I wanna rockCopy !req
975. RockCopy !req
976. - I want to rock
- RockCopy !req
977. Turn it down, you sayCopy !req
978. All I gotta say to you
Is time and time againCopy !req
979. I say no
Oh, no, no, no, no, noCopy !req
980. Tell me not to playCopy !req
981. All I gotta say to you
When you tell me not to playCopy !req
982. I say no
Oh, no, no, no, no, noCopy !req
983. So if you ask me why
I like the way I play itCopy !req
984. There's only one thing I can say to youCopy !req
985. - I wanna rock
RockCopy !req
986. Go, Drew! You rock!Copy !req
987. - I wanna rock
RockCopy !req
988. - I want to rock
RockCopy !req
989. Oh, yeahCopy !req
990. - I wanna rock
Rock!Copy !req
991. I want to rockCopy !req
992. Yeah!Copy !req
993. Spring break!Copy !req
994. I wanna rockCopy !req
995. Rock, rock
- Rock, rockCopy !req
996. I wanna rockCopy !req
997. Rock, rock
- Rock, rockCopy !req
998. I want to rockCopy !req
999. Drew! Drew! Drew!Copy !req
1000. Go, Drew!Copy !req
1001. Whoo! Drew, baby, that was unbelievable!
You were amazing, they totally loved you.Copy !req
1002. The crowd was totally on their feet.
They loved it.Copy !req
1003. Drew?Copy !req
1004. Drew.Copy !req
1005. Can I help you?Copy !req
1006. What's wrong?Copy !req
1007. Why are you mad at me?Copy !req
1008. I'm not mad.Copy !req
1009. I'm celebrating a great gig.Copy !req
1010. Okay. Well, can you at least look at me?Copy !req
1011. Why should l?Copy !req
1012. Huh?Copy !req
1013. I don't need you.Copy !req
1014. There are hundreds of "yous"
out there. And tonight?Copy !req
1015. They were all looking at me.Copy !req
1016. The spotlight.Copy !req
1017. She was right.Copy !req
1018. Tell Dennis I quit.Copy !req
1019. Sherrie!Copy !req
1020. I wouldn't do that if I were you.Copy !req
1021. Hey. Paul Gill.Copy !req
1022. I'm Stacee Jaxx's manager.Copy !req
1023. - You were fantastic tonight, man.
- Thank you, man. Thank you.Copy !req
1024. Let her go.Copy !req
1025. Let me ask you something:Copy !req
1026. What do Keith Richards, Jimmy Page...Copy !req
1027. and Stacee Jaxx all have in common?Copy !req
1028. Broken hearts
and very, very long careers.Copy !req
1029. Now, you want love? Go after her.Copy !req
1030. You might even find it. Heh, heh.Copy !req
1031. But I can guarantee you something
much more rare...Copy !req
1032. and a lot more fun, man.Copy !req
1033. Stacee Jaxx and Arsenal!Copy !req
1034. What is that?Copy !req
1035. Fame.Copy !req
1036. Love is like a bombCopy !req
1037. BombCopy !req
1038. Love is like a bombCopy !req
1039. Huh! Hey!Copy !req
1040. Huh! Hey-hey!Copy !req
1041. Huh! Hey!Copy !req
1042. Huh! Hey!
Huh!Copy !req
1043. Love is like a bomb, baby
Come and get it onCopy !req
1044. Livin' like a lover with a radar phoneCopy !req
1045. Lookin' like a tramp
Like a video vampCopy !req
1046. Demolition woman
Can I be your man?Copy !req
1047. Be your manCopy !req
1048. Huh!Copy !req
1049. Razzle 'n' a dazzle 'n' a flash a little lightCopy !req
1050. Television lover, baby, go all nightCopy !req
1051. Sometime, anytime, sugar me sweetCopy !req
1052. Little Miss Innocent, sugar meCopy !req
1053. YeahCopy !req
1054. - Yeah
- Aah!Copy !req
1055. C'monCopy !req
1056. Take a bottleCopy !req
1057. Shake it upCopy !req
1058. Break the bubbleCopy !req
1059. Break it upCopy !req
1060. Pour some sugar on meCopy !req
1061. In the name of loveCopy !req
1062. Pour some sugar on meCopy !req
1063. C'mon, fire me upCopy !req
1064. Pour your sugar on meCopy !req
1065. I can't get enoughCopy !req
1066. I'm hot, sticky sweetCopy !req
1067. Sherrie quit.Copy !req
1068. And I quit too!Copy !req
1069. Okay.Copy !req
1070. Why is everybody quitting today?Copy !req
1071. Who cares?
This is the greatest night of my life!Copy !req
1072. You got the peaches
I got the creamCopy !req
1073. Sweet to taste
SaccharineCopy !req
1074. 'Cause I'm hot, say what
Sticky sweetCopy !req
1075. From my head
My head to my feetCopy !req
1076. Do you take sugarCopy !req
1077. One lump or twoCopy !req
1078. Take a bottle
Take a bottleCopy !req
1079. Shake it up
Shake it upCopy !req
1080. Break the bubble
- Break it upCopy !req
1081. Break it upCopy !req
1082. Pour some sugar on meCopy !req
1083. Ooh
In the name of loveCopy !req
1084. Hey, man.Copy !req
1085. Did you give my offer some thought?Copy !req
1086. C'mon, fire me upCopy !req
1087. Pour your sugar on meCopy !req
1088. We got a deal.Copy !req
1089. Pour some sugar on meCopy !req
1090. Ha-ha. That's my man!Copy !req
1091. Pour some sugar on meCopy !req
1092. Get it
Come get itCopy !req
1093. Pour your sugar on meCopy !req
1094. OohCopy !req
1095. Pour some sugar on meCopy !req
1096. Sugar meCopy !req
1097. Thirty-one thousand,
two hundred and three dollars.Copy !req
1098. Crisis averted.Copy !req
1099. Thank you, Stacee Jaxx.Copy !req
1100. And Stacee Jaxx thanks you.Copy !req
1101. - Well, hello, Paul.
- Well, hello, Dennis. Lonny.Copy !req
1102. Now, hold on just a second.Copy !req
1103. We got 90 percent of the house,
20 percent of the bar...Copy !req
1104. 100 percent of the merch.Copy !req
1105. That means that Stacee's take
works out to about...Copy !req
1106. Wait, wait, wait. "Stacee's take"?Copy !req
1107. Hold on. Add a zero. Add three.Copy !req
1108. Thirty-one thousand,
two hundred and nine. Correct?Copy !req
1109. - Yeah.
- Crap.Copy !req
1110. Crap. We got a problem.Copy !req
1111. - What problem?
- Well, you owe me six bucks.Copy !req
1112. Ha-ha-ha. But screw it. Keep it.
I get fussy about singles anyway.Copy !req
1113. Paul, you told me this was a freebie.Copy !req
1114. Stacee Jaxx does not take a dump for free.
He took a huge pay cut on this.Copy !req
1115. You are cutting my throat here!Copy !req
1116. Don't be so pessimistic.
Stacee just put you guys back on the map!Copy !req
1117. No, no. I put him on the map.Copy !req
1118. I beg your pardon.Copy !req
1119. I gave him his first gig.Copy !req
1120. And I gave him his first million.Copy !req
1121. Anyway.
Awesome doing business with you, ciao!Copy !req
1122. Didn't know Paul spoke Italian.Copy !req
1123. Cryin' on the corner
Waitin' in the rainCopy !req
1124. I swear I'll never, ever wait againCopy !req
1125. You gave me your wordCopy !req
1126. But words for you are liesCopy !req
1127. Darlin', in my wildest dreamsCopy !req
1128. I never thought I'd goCopy !req
1129. But it's time to let you knowCopy !req
1130. I'm gonna harden my heartCopy !req
1131. I'm gonna swallow my tearsCopy !req
1132. I'm gonna turn and leave you hereCopy !req
1133. All of my life I've been waitin' in the rainCopy !req
1134. I've been waiting for a feeling
That never, ever cameCopy !req
1135. It feels so closeCopy !req
1136. But always disappearsCopy !req
1137. Watch it.Copy !req
1138. Oh, oh, ohCopy !req
1139. Mm, mm, ah, ah
OhCopy !req
1140. Darlin', in your wildest dreamsCopy !req
1141. You never had a clueCopy !req
1142. But it's time you got the newsCopy !req
1143. I'm gonna harden my heartCopy !req
1144. Harden your heartCopy !req
1145. I'm gonna swallow my tearsCopy !req
1146. Swallow your tears, girlCopy !req
1147. - I'm gonna turn
- TurnCopy !req
1148. - And leave you here
- Leave you hereCopy !req
1149. Oh, like a candleCopy !req
1150. Cognac, brandy.Copy !req
1151. - Oh, no, I don't mix my drinks.
- No, no, no.Copy !req
1152. This is Cognac.Copy !req
1153. - She's getting you a brandy.
Here you go, Justice.Copy !req
1154. - Thank you.
- Now you drink up and dry off.Copy !req
1155. But remember:Copy !req
1156. This is just a rest stop.Copy !req
1157. I need a job.Copy !req
1158. Do you dance?Copy !req
1159. You got the best of meCopy !req
1160. I'm a better singer.Copy !req
1161. I don't need a singer.Copy !req
1162. And you're a pretty girl. You wanna
make some real money, you gotta dance.Copy !req
1163. You also have to be tough too.
And you don't look too tough to me.Copy !req
1164. I'm tough.Copy !req
1165. It's not right for everyone, honey.Copy !req
1166. Hey there.Copy !req
1167. I can wait tables. I'm good.Copy !req
1168. Are you sure?Copy !req
1169. You're bringin' on the heartache
Can't you seeCopy !req
1170. Okay. You start tomorrow.Copy !req
1171. You said, "Oh, girl
It's a cold worldCopy !req
1172. When you keep it all to yourself"Copy !req
1173. I said, "You can't hide
On the insideCopy !req
1174. All the pain you've ever felt"Copy !req
1175. You better ransom your heart
And, baby, don't look backCopy !req
1176. 'Cause we got nobody elseCopy !req
1177. We're running with the shadows
Of the nightCopy !req
1178. So, baby, take my hand
It'll be all rightCopy !req
1179. Surrender all your dreams to me tonightCopy !req
1180. They'll come true in the endCopy !req
1181. I'm gonna harden my heartCopy !req
1182. - Harden your heart, girl
I'm gonna swallow my tearsCopy !req
1183. Swallow your tearsCopy !req
1184. I'm gonna turn and leave youCopy !req
1185. Darlin', in my wildest dreamsCopy !req
1186. I never thought I'd goCopy !req
1187. But it's time to let you knowCopy !req
1188. Oh, I'm gonna harden my heartCopy !req
1189. I'm gonna swallow my tearsCopy !req
1190. I'm gonna turn and leave you hereCopy !req
1191. Whitty.Copy !req
1192. What if I told you The Bourbon Room
hadn't paid taxes in over a year?Copy !req
1193. - Why do you ask?
- Because it's true.Copy !req
1194. They're broke. I am so excited.Copy !req
1195. I'm gonna call the press.Copy !req
1196. - Patty-cakes?
- Mm-hm.Copy !req
1197. I think this whole
"Cleaning up the Strip" thing...Copy !req
1198. is gonna be great for the city
and for us.Copy !req
1199. But you seem to have this issue
with Stacee Jaxx.Copy !req
1200. I mean, it seems to be really intense.Copy !req
1201. Well...Copy !req
1202. - The short answer?
- Mm-hm.Copy !req
1203. When I was a naive undergrad at UCLA,
I had a roommate.Copy !req
1204. - Let's just call her Vivian.
- Oh.Copy !req
1205. One night she was partying innocently
at The Bourbon Room...Copy !req
1206. when that two-headed monster
spotted her...Copy !req
1207. and lured her into his suite
at the Park Hyatt.Copy !req
1208. - What?
- For the first time...Copy !req
1209. she felt like a woman.Copy !req
1210. Sure, a handcuffed woman covered in
Cool Whip and Wild Turkey, but still...Copy !req
1211. a woman.Copy !req
1212. Yeah. A woman.Copy !req
1213. - Well, you can guess what happened next.
- Oh.Copy !req
1214. His tour bus left L.A.,
taking Stacee Jaxx with it.Copy !req
1215. And I swore in her honor...Copy !req
1216. that I would see him...Copy !req
1217. and his sick satanic legacy gone
for good.Copy !req
1218. That's the short answer?Copy !req
1219. Yeah.Copy !req
1220. I don't know where I'm goingCopy !req
1221. But I sure know where I've beenCopy !req
1222. Hanging on the promises
In the songs of yesterdayCopy !req
1223. And I've made up my mindCopy !req
1224. I ain't wasting no more timeCopy !req
1225. But here I go againCopy !req
1226. Here I go againCopy !req
1227. Though I keep searching for an answerCopy !req
1228. I never seem to find what I'm looking forCopy !req
1229. Oh, Lord, I pray
You give me strength to carry onCopy !req
1230. 'Cause I know what it meansCopy !req
1231. To walk along the lonely street of dreamsCopy !req
1232. And here I go again on my ownCopy !req
1233. Going down the only road I've ever knownCopy !req
1234. Like a drifter, I was born to walk aloneCopy !req
1235. And I've made up my mindCopy !req
1236. I ain't wasting no more timeCopy !req
1237. I'm just another heart in need of rescueCopy !req
1238. Waitin' on love's sweet charityCopy !req
1239. And I'm gonna hold on
For the rest of my daysCopy !req
1240. 'Cause I know what it meansCopy !req
1241. To walk along the lonely street of dreamsCopy !req
1242. And here I go again on my ownCopy !req
1243. Going down the only road I've ever knownCopy !req
1244. Like a drifter, I was born to walk aloneCopy !req
1245. And I've made up my mindCopy !req
1246. I ain't wasting no more timeCopy !req
1247. But here I go againCopy !req
1248. Oh, here I goCopy !req
1249. Here I go againCopy !req
1250. Here I goCopy !req
1251. Here I go againCopy !req
1252. Here I go
Here I goCopy !req
1253. Here I goCopy !req
1254. Here I goCopy !req
1255. Hey. Come on, big fella.
We can sort this out.Copy !req
1256. What part of "We're screwed"
don't you understand?Copy !req
1257. What part of "Rock 'n' roll is forever"
don't you understand?Copy !req
1258. This monument to decadence...Copy !req
1259. can't be brought down by a few
plastic bureaucrats in bowler hats.Copy !req
1260. It's eternal.Copy !req
1261. I just feel like I've let everyone down.Copy !req
1262. Not everyone.Copy !req
1263. What do you mean?Copy !req
1264. I can't fight this feeling any longerCopy !req
1265. And yet I'm still afraid to let it flowCopy !req
1266. What started out as friendship
Has grown strongerCopy !req
1267. I only wish I had the strength
To let it showCopy !req
1268. I tell myself that I can't hold out foreverCopy !req
1269. You're not fucking with me, are you?Copy !req
1270. I said there is no reason for my fearCopy !req
1271. This is a dream come true.Copy !req
1272. 'Cause I feel so secure
When we're togetherCopy !req
1273. You give my life directionCopy !req
1274. You make everything so clearCopy !req
1275. And even as I wanderCopy !req
1276. I'm keeping you in sightCopy !req
1277. You're a candle in the windowCopy !req
1278. On a cold, dark winter's nightCopy !req
1279. - And I'm getting closer
- And I'm getting closerCopy !req
1280. - Than I ever thought I might
- Than I ever thought I mightCopy !req
1281. - And I can't fight this feeling anymore
- And I can't fight this feeling anymoreCopy !req
1282. - I've forgotten what I started fighting for
- I've forgotten what I started fighting forCopy !req
1283. It's time to bring this ship into the shoreCopy !req
1284. And throw away the oars foreverCopy !req
1285. - 'Cause I can't fight this feeling anymore
- 'Cause I can't fight this feeling anymoreCopy !req
1286. - I've forgotten what I started fighting for
- I've forgotten what I started fighting forCopy !req
1287. - And if I have to crawl upon the floor
- And if I have to crawl upon the floorCopy !req
1288. Come crashing through your doorCopy !req
1289. - Baby, I can't fight this feelin' anymore
- Baby, I can't fight this feelin' anymoreCopy !req
1290. Hey, boss.Copy !req
1291. What is it, Chico?Copy !req
1292. The beer guy is here.Copy !req
1293. Tell him I'm busy.Copy !req
1294. Busy falling in love.Copy !req
1295. Let's go, Donny,
Hey, you okay?Copy !req
1296. Oh, that? Don't sweat him.
That's just my ex, Donny.Copy !req
1297. Anyway, how you holding up, baby?Copy !req
1298. I'd say men are pigs but that'd be
totally unfair to pigs, so...Copy !req
1299. I gave up a long time ago
trying make men respectable.Copy !req
1300. There's only one place
you're gonna get respect in this joint.Copy !req
1301. You got to take that stage over there.Copy !req
1302. That stage is a pedestal.Copy !req
1303. And when you're up there,
you're untouchable.Copy !req
1304. And when you're up there,
you can have it...Copy !req
1305. Any way you want it
That's the way you need itCopy !req
1306. Any way you want itCopy !req
1307. Take Destiny.Copy !req
1308. She loves to laugh
She loves to singCopy !req
1309. She does everythingCopy !req
1310. And Sapphire.Copy !req
1311. She loves to move
She loves to grooveCopy !req
1312. She loves the lovin' thingsCopy !req
1313. All nightCopy !req
1314. Oh, every nightCopy !req
1315. There's one motto here.Copy !req
1316. So hold tightCopy !req
1317. - Hold tight
Baby, hold tightCopy !req
1318. When it comes to the customer...Copy !req
1319. She said, "Any way you want it
That's the way you need itCopy !req
1320. Any way you want it"Copy !req
1321. She said, "Any way you want it
That's the way you need itCopy !req
1322. Any way you want it"Copy !req
1323. Gentlemen, I bring you your next star.Copy !req
1324. Paul, you know I love you,
but it's a pass.Copy !req
1325. Shh.Copy !req
1326. Rock is dead, but the pop thing's hot.Copy !req
1327. Hold onCopy !req
1328. Hold onCopy !req
1329. Does he rap?Copy !req
1330. Any way you want it
That's the way you need itCopy !req
1331. Any way you want itCopy !req
1332. Any wayCopy !req
1333. Any way you want it
That's the way you need itCopy !req
1334. Any way you want itCopy !req
1335. Oh, she said, "Any way you want it
That's the way you need itCopy !req
1336. Any way you want it"Copy !req
1337. - Any way you want it
- That's the way you need itCopy !req
1338. Any way you want itCopy !req
1339. Any wayCopy !req
1340. Any way you want it
That's the way you need itCopy !req
1341. Any way you want itCopy !req
1342. Any wayCopy !req
1343. Any way you want it
That's the way you need itCopy !req
1344. Any way you want it
That's the way you need itCopy !req
1345. Any way you want itCopy !req
1346. Any wayCopy !req
1347. Any way you want it
That's the way you need itCopy !req
1348. Any way you want itCopy !req
1349. Any wayCopy !req
1350. Any way you want it
That's the way you need itCopy !req
1351. Any way you want itCopy !req
1352. Oh, she said, "Any way you want it
That's the way you need itCopy !req
1353. Any way you want it"Copy !req
1354. Mark. And play back.Copy !req
1355. You got silky sheetsCopy !req
1356. Baby, put me underneathCopy !req
1357. I'm your undercover loveCopy !req
1358. Oh, oh, oh, ohCopy !req
1359. - I'm your undercover love
- Paul!Copy !req
1360. Cut! Cut! Cut!Copy !req
1361. This is the stupidest thing
I've ever done. I can't do it.Copy !req
1362. What's your name, Joshy-Z?
I'm trying to make you look cool.Copy !req
1363. I want you to look funky fresh.
But you have to not suck the next take.Copy !req
1364. Back to one, everyone!Copy !req
1365. - I think we should take five, you know?
First good idea I've had all day.Copy !req
1366. Take five, everyone!Copy !req
1367. This feels all wrong, Paul.Copy !req
1368. I'm telling you, this pop-band shit
is where everything is headed.Copy !req
1369. Just trust me. You're working
with top, classy talent here.Copy !req
1370. Paul, I am Wolfgang Von Colt.Copy !req
1371. Not Joshy-Z, nor the Z-Guyz.Copy !req
1372. No, you are not the Z-Guyz either.
You are the Z-Guyeezz.Copy !req
1373. Double the E, double the Z,
double the flavor.Copy !req
1374. - The "flavor"?
- Yes.Copy !req
1375. What does Z even stand for?Copy !req
1376. Nothing. You're over-thinking it.Copy !req
1377. Names that end in Z are very popular
with the 14-to-21 year olds.Copy !req
1378. We did a whole focus group on this.
Numbers don't lie.Copy !req
1379. I don't want to do it, man.Copy !req
1380. I have had it up to here
with your negativity, Joshy-Z.Copy !req
1381. - And you know, Donny-Z and Kevy-Z and—
- Joey.Copy !req
1382. —Joey-Z, they're not too thrilled either.
Think about them, huh?Copy !req
1383. Don't you think at least we should do
a gig before we shoot a music video?Copy !req
1384. - You want a gig? Mm.
- Yeah.Copy !req
1385. Watch this. Brat.Copy !req
1386. - Bourbon.
Oh, Dennis. Paul Gill.Copy !req
1387. Paul, you got a lot of nerve calling me.Copy !req
1388. Okay, okay, okay.Copy !req
1389. I was a douche. I get it. But listen close.
I'm gonna make it up to you.Copy !req
1390. I'm listening.Copy !req
1391. I need The Bourbon tonight.
I will pack the place.Copy !req
1392. I will get the whole town
to come out for it.Copy !req
1393. Who's playing?Copy !req
1394. Stacee Jaxx.Copy !req
1395. His first solo gig. And I've got a new act
that you are gonna love.Copy !req
1396. And this time,
every cent goes to the house.Copy !req
1397. - Every cent.
- Every last penny...Copy !req
1398. brother,
of which there will be millions!Copy !req
1399. Do we trust him?Copy !req
1400. Yes.Copy !req
1401. Okay, deal.Copy !req
1402. You're one lucky son of a gun.Copy !req
1403. See you tonight.Copy !req
1404. - Louise, call the PR department.
- Paul, I need—Copy !req
1405. Shush. I'm rolling here.Copy !req
1406. Call the PR department and tell them l
need to buy all the advertising blocks...Copy !req
1407. on every drive-time radio station
this afternoon.Copy !req
1408. Stacee's Rolling Stone cover.
It hit the newsstands an hour ago.Copy !req
1409. How bad is it?Copy !req
1410. Stacee Jaxx.Copy !req
1411. On the phone?Copy !req
1412. Oh, my God.Copy !req
1413. Hey.Copy !req
1414. Hey Man.Copy !req
1415. Man.Copy !req
1416. Stace. Seriously—Oh!Copy !req
1417. Can you please ask Hey Man
to just chill for a second or two, man?Copy !req
1418. Yes, I'm on that. Don't worry about it.Copy !req
1419. I just tore the editors a new one.
You should've heard me, man. Ho, ho, ho.Copy !req
1420. - Shit!
- Page 68, second paragraph.Copy !req
1421. - Read.
- Okay.Copy !req
1422. Okay.Copy !req
1423. Ah...Copy !req
1424. Uh...Copy !req
1425. "Stacee Jaxx will tell you
he's a cowboy...Copy !req
1426. but lately he seems more like a...Copy !req
1427. 'boy-cow' who's gotten lost
in the herd.Copy !req
1428. But the biggest danger is the man
who seems to be calling the shots...Copy !req
1429. his manager Paul Gill,
a man so oily...Copy !req
1430. Exxon might want to reconsider
buying stock in him."Copy !req
1431. Okay, well, you know,
that could also mean that I'm real slick.Copy !req
1432. Because I am. There's no such thing
as bad publicity.Copy !req
1433. Ha-ha-ha. Okay. That was funny.Copy !req
1434. "Even the legendary Bourbon Room
isn't sacred.Copy !req
1435. This reporter learned that Stacee Jaxx
and Paul Gill...Copy !req
1436. walked away with virtually
all of the night's proceeds."Copy !req
1437. Whoa.Copy !req
1438. That part.Copy !req
1439. Is that true?Copy !req
1440. It's not not true.Copy !req
1441. It's more more true...Copy !req
1442. than I would perhaps prefer.Copy !req
1443. Okay, yes, I'll be clearer about that.Copy !req
1444. No more bullshit. No more bullshit.Copy !req
1445. I wish that the true part were falser.Copy !req
1446. You know what, man?
Let's start all over again.Copy !req
1447. Let's turn that frown
the right way around.Copy !req
1448. What do you say, sad clown?Copy !req
1449. I got something for you. One-of-a-kind.
Ha-ha.Copy !req
1450. One hundred and fifty years old.Copy !req
1451. Priceless.Copy !req
1452. Look, so what if some...Copy !req
1453. hack journalist
took some potshots at you?Copy !req
1454. All your life,
you have wanted to be number one.Copy !req
1455. You still are number one.
Let's toast to that.Copy !req
1456. And I'm telling you,
I'm gonna get that reporter fired...Copy !req
1457. so please don't dump that on my head.Copy !req
1458. I would never do that.Copy !req
1459. Mm.Copy !req
1460. 150-year-old Scotch.Copy !req
1461. It's priceless.Copy !req
1462. Mm-hm.Copy !req
1463. You're fired, Paul.Copy !req
1464. Hey Man.Copy !req
1465. It just goes to show
that sin doesn't sell anymore.Copy !req
1466. And if Dennis Dupree
can't pay by midnight, well...Copy !req
1467. Then it looks like Los Angeles
will be able to reclaim the real estate.Copy !req
1468. Drew?Copy !req
1469. Sherrie. What are you doing here?Copy !req
1470. Sorry. I didn't realize
you owned the place.Copy !req
1471. Wait, wait, wait.Copy !req
1472. How are you?Copy !req
1473. I'm great. Quitting The Bourbon was
the best thing that could've happened.Copy !req
1474. Yeah.Copy !req
1475. Me too.Copy !req
1476. What are you wearing?Copy !req
1477. Oh, uh... This is kind of my new look...Copy !req
1478. for the band I'm in.Copy !req
1479. The Z-Guyeezz.Copy !req
1480. - Yeah, I've heard of them.
- No.Copy !req
1481. Not them.Copy !req
1482. The Z-Guyeezz.Copy !req
1483. Double the E, double the Z,
double the flavor.Copy !req
1484. And we're playing The Bourbon tonight.Copy !req
1485. Huh.Copy !req
1486. How about you? You singing?Copy !req
1487. No...Copy !req
1488. I'm dancing.Copy !req
1489. Aerobics. I teach aerobics.Copy !req
1490. Ever see Stacee again?Copy !req
1491. - What do you mean?
- After your big fling.Copy !req
1492. - Wait, you think he and l—?
- I don't think.Copy !req
1493. I saw you.Copy !req
1494. - What did you see?
- The night I played.Copy !req
1495. You were walking out of his dressing room,
he was zipping up his pants.Copy !req
1496. You think I slept with Stacee Jaxx?Copy !req
1497. You didn't?Copy !req
1498. I was in love with you.Copy !req
1499. Drew...Copy !req
1500. L.A. really isn't working out for me.Copy !req
1501. It's time to go home.Copy !req
1502. - Sherrie...
- What?Copy !req
1503. Sherrie, can we please just start over?Copy !req
1504. - Pretend nothing—
- I'm a stripper at the Venus Club.Copy !req
1505. I'm in a boy band.Copy !req
1506. You win.Copy !req
1507. No, wait.Copy !req
1508. Here.Copy !req
1509. This is something Wayne,
Ziff and I recorded last week.Copy !req
1510. That song I was writing.Copy !req
1511. The one about us.Copy !req
1512. Please...Copy !req
1513. listen to it.Copy !req
1514. Sure.Copy !req
1515. We both lie silently still
In the dead of the nightCopy !req
1516. Although we both lie close togetherCopy !req
1517. We feel miles apart insideCopy !req
1518. Was it something I said
Or something I did?Copy !req
1519. Did my words not come out right?Copy !req
1520. Though I tried not to hurt youCopy !req
1521. Though I triedCopy !req
1522. - But I guess that's why they say
- But I guess that's why they sayCopy !req
1523. - Every rose has its thorn
- Every rose has its thornCopy !req
1524. Just like every night has its dawnCopy !req
1525. Just like every cowboy
Sings his sad, sad songCopy !req
1526. Every rose has its thornCopy !req
1527. Yeah, it doesCopy !req
1528. Though it's been a while nowCopy !req
1529. I can still feel so much painCopy !req
1530. Like a knife that cuts you
The wound healsCopy !req
1531. But the scar
That scar remainsCopy !req
1532. Yes, it doesCopy !req
1533. I know I could have saved our love
That nightCopy !req
1534. If I'd known what to sayCopy !req
1535. Instead of making loveCopy !req
1536. We both made our separate waysCopy !req
1537. And now I hear you've foundCopy !req
1538. Somebody newCopy !req
1539. And that I never meant
That much to youCopy !req
1540. To hear that tears me up insideCopy !req
1541. And to see you cuts me like a knifeCopy !req
1542. Oh, everyCopy !req
1543. Every rose has its thornCopy !req
1544. Oh, ohCopy !req
1545. Just like every night has its dawnCopy !req
1546. Just like every cowboy
Sings his sad, sad songCopy !req
1547. YeahCopy !req
1548. Every rose has its thornCopy !req
1549. Oh, yeahCopy !req
1550. Every rose has its thornCopy !req
1551. Asshole!Copy !req
1552. Swingin' so hard,
Forgot to lock the doorCopy !req
1553. In walks her daddy,
Standin' six foot fourCopy !req
1554. He said, "You ain't gonna swing
With my daughter no more"Copy !req
1555. Justice.Copy !req
1556. Stacee Jaxx. It's been too long.Copy !req
1557. —a sweet surprise
Tastes so good, make a grown man cryCopy !req
1558. So you see anything you like?Copy !req
1559. She's my cherry pieCopy !req
1560. Put a smile on your face 10 miles wideCopy !req
1561. Looks so good, bring a tear to your eye
Sweet cherry pieCopy !req
1562. Sweet cherry pieCopy !req
1563. How much to make my pain go away?Copy !req
1564. I just dance.Copy !req
1565. I like to dance.Copy !req
1566. Ten thousand.Copy !req
1567. Why not?Copy !req
1568. It's early morning, the sun comes outCopy !req
1569. Last night was shaking and pretty loudCopy !req
1570. My cat is purring and scratches my skinCopy !req
1571. So what is wrong with another sin?Copy !req
1572. The bitch is hungry, she needs to tellCopy !req
1573. So give her inches and feed her wellCopy !req
1574. More days to come, new places to goCopy !req
1575. I've got to leave, it's time for the showCopy !req
1576. - Here I am, rock you like a hurricane
- Here I am, rock you like a hurricaneCopy !req
1577. My body is burning,
It starts to shoutCopy !req
1578. Desire is coming, it breaks out loudCopy !req
1579. Lust is in cages still storm breaks looseCopy !req
1580. I just have to make it with someone I chooseCopy !req
1581. - The night is calling, I have to go
- The night is calling, I have to goCopy !req
1582. The wolf is hungryCopy !req
1583. - He runs the show
- He runs the showCopy !req
1584. He's licking his lips, he's ready to winCopy !req
1585. - On the hunt tonight for love at first sting
- On the hunt tonight for love at first stingCopy !req
1586. - Here I am, rock you like a hurricane
- Here I am, rock you like a hurricaneCopy !req
1587. Are you ready, baby?Copy !req
1588. - Here I am, rock you like a hurricane
- Here I am, rock you like a hurricaneCopy !req
1589. Rock you like a hurricaneCopy !req
1590. - Here I am, rock you like a hurricane
- Here I am, rock you like a hurricaneCopy !req
1591. Come on, come on, come on, come on!Copy !req
1592. - Here I am, rock you like a hurricane
- Here I am, rock you like a hurricaneCopy !req
1593. - Here I am!
- Here I am!Copy !req
1594. We don't really want this.Copy !req
1595. Sherrie? What's wrong, honey?Copy !req
1596. I'm fine, I'm just a little...Copy !req
1597. ruined.Copy !req
1598. I never should've come to L.A.Copy !req
1599. You ain't ruined, baby.
But you will be if you stay here.Copy !req
1600. It's not fame and fortune
you came looking for, Sherrie.Copy !req
1601. It's love.Copy !req
1602. And love left this place a long time ago.Copy !req
1603. Sherrie?Copy !req
1604. Someone dropped this off for you.Copy !req
1605. "Sometimes things that are lost
can be found again.Copy !req
1606. Don't stop believing. Love, Drew."Copy !req
1607. Rolling Stone. Also, we're closed.Copy !req
1608. Put Cinderella on the phone.Copy !req
1609. Are you talking about the fake person
with the stepmother?Copy !req
1610. She stuck her tongue in my ear.Copy !req
1611. She blew my world up.Copy !req
1612. Are you messing with me right now?Copy !req
1613. Is it someone that is trying to really
freak me out? Because it's working.Copy !req
1614. This goddess...Copy !req
1615. she put a mirror up to Stacee Jaxx.Copy !req
1616. You're talking about Constance...Copy !req
1617. not Cinderella, which—
I guess they sound similar.Copy !req
1618. Constance Sack.Copy !req
1619. Constance?Copy !req
1620. Put her on.Copy !req
1621. She's not here. She's at The Bourbon...Copy !req
1622. in Los Angeles, and she's covering
Stacee Jaxx's first solo gig.Copy !req
1623. So you can go there and weird her out.Copy !req
1624. I have a gig?Copy !req
1625. Are you Stacee Jaxx?Copy !req
1626. Hello?Copy !req
1627. Great. That's not gonna make me feel
like I'm gonna get killed tonight.Copy !req
1628. People!
We must obey petty bureaucracy.Copy !req
1629. It's what separates us from the beasts.Copy !req
1630. Just remember the moves, right?
Remember the attitude.Copy !req
1631. And make sure that those
head mikes are turned off.Copy !req
1632. God forbid anyone hears
your actual voices.Copy !req
1633. Oh! Nice of you to show.Copy !req
1634. I don't understand why we can't sing.Copy !req
1635. It's better this way.
Less chance to screw up, right?Copy !req
1636. Wait. We're not singing?Copy !req
1637. All we gotta do is mouth the words.Copy !req
1638. - So we're lip-synching?
- Just relax.Copy !req
1639. It's done all the time.
Pretty soon everyone will do it.Copy !req
1640. Does Dennis know?Copy !req
1641. Don't worry your pretty little head about
Dennis. I'm saving his ass tonight.Copy !req
1642. All right, fellas? Come on. Let's go.Copy !req
1643. Everybody in.Copy !req
1644. As you can see,
this club is totally out of control.Copy !req
1645. But, Mitch, this ends tonight.Copy !req
1646. It's time we wiped the filth off the streets
of this great city.Copy !req
1647. The people of Los Angeles
are not gonna take it anymore.Copy !req
1648. - Powerful words from Patricia Whitmore.
You! Mrs. Mayor!Copy !req
1649. Why are you so uptight?Copy !req
1650. You lot need to feel the wind of change.
Blow the cobwebs out of your gussets.Copy !req
1651. We built this city on rock 'n' roll.Copy !req
1652. - Right?
- Yeah, we did!Copy !req
1653. We built this cityCopy !req
1654. My grandfather's father
built this city!Copy !req
1655. We built this city on rock 'n' rollCopy !req
1656. Built this cityCopy !req
1657. How dare you!Copy !req
1658. We built this city on rock 'n' rollCopy !req
1659. Who counts the moneyCopy !req
1660. Underneath the bar?Copy !req
1661. Who rides the wrecking ballCopy !req
1662. Into our guitars?Copy !req
1663. Don't tell us you need usCopy !req
1664. 'Cause we're the ship of foolsCopy !req
1665. Lookin' for AmericaCopy !req
1666. Crawlin' through your schoolsCopy !req
1667. We're not gonna take itCopy !req
1668. We built this cityCopy !req
1669. No, we ain't gonna take itCopy !req
1670. We built this cityCopy !req
1671. We're not gonna take it anymoreCopy !req
1672. We built this city on rock 'n' rollCopy !req
1673. - We're not gonna take it
- We built this cityCopy !req
1674. - No, we ain't gonna take it
- We built this cityCopy !req
1675. We're not gonna take it anymoreCopy !req
1676. We built this city on rock 'n' rollCopy !req
1677. Stacee Jaxx has just arrived...Copy !req
1678. for his first solo show!Copy !req
1679. It seems history is no doubt about to be
made again at The Bourbon Room tonight!Copy !req
1680. Hey!Copy !req
1681. No! No, no!Copy !req
1682. Where is the police
when you need them?Copy !req
1683. Hey, you! Hey, policeman!
You can't let him in there!Copy !req
1684. Here, hold this.Copy !req
1685. Stacee, excited about the show?Copy !req
1686. Thank you.Copy !req
1687. Are you listening to me?Copy !req
1688. What are you doing?Copy !req
1689. He can't go in there!Copy !req
1690. Oh, God!Copy !req
1691. You stay away from me.Copy !req
1692. Patty.Copy !req
1693. Your tits have held up well.Copy !req
1694. Oh, my God!Copy !req
1695. Mitch, this is breaking news.
I have in my hand an album.Copy !req
1696. It's Arsenal 1977 Live at The Bourbon.
Great album, incidentally.Copy !req
1697. If I could just draw your attention
to the inside sleeve.Copy !req
1698. This photograph here of a nymph...Copy !req
1699. apparently about to gargle
Stacee Jaxx's body porridge...Copy !req
1700. is none other than Patricia Whitmore,
the mayor's wife!Copy !req
1701. Ooh!
This is our Watergate!Copy !req
1702. Rock lives on!Copy !req
1703. You saw it here live.Copy !req
1704. The mayor's wife appears to be an
ex-groupie of none other than Stacee Jaxx!Copy !req
1705. Sweet baby Jesus.Copy !req
1706. Stop! You cut that!Copy !req
1707. Hey, look. It's Stacee Jaxx.Copy !req
1708. I'm telling you, it's Stacee Jaxx.Copy !req
1709. I'm telling you.Copy !req
1710. Sure?
- Oh, my God.Copy !req
1711. Oh, my God!Copy !req
1712. Oh, my God! Stacee!Copy !req
1713. Yeah.Copy !req
1714. I'm sorry about the article.Copy !req
1715. Open your mouth.Copy !req
1716. Uh, uh, uh...Copy !req
1717. Ladies and gentlemen...Copy !req
1718. you foul and pestilent congregation
of vapors...Copy !req
1719. we're gonna have a fantastic
evening tonight!Copy !req
1720. Later, performing on this stage,
we'll see Stacee Jaxx!Copy !req
1721. But before that...Copy !req
1722. we will have the less important...Copy !req
1723. but somehow worthwhile...Copy !req
1724. making their debut here on
The Bourbon stage, the...Copy !req
1725. "Z-Guyeezz."Copy !req
1726. Give it a whirl, I suppose.Copy !req
1727. Rock 'n' roll!Copy !req
1728. So may I introduce to you...Copy !req
1729. the guys you've known
for all these days:Copy !req
1730. The Z-Guyeezz.Copy !req
1731. - Donny-Z.
- Kevy-Z.Copy !req
1732. Me, Joey-Z.Copy !req
1733. And Joshy-Z.Copy !req
1734. [LIP-SYNCHING] You
MeCopy !req
1735. One day we can have a babyCopy !req
1736. Is that Drew?Copy !req
1737. I'm afraid it is, yes.Copy !req
1738. Oh, my God, I just threw up.Copy !req
1739. Where?Copy !req
1740. In my pants.Copy !req
1741. Out of my ass.Copy !req
1742. Hey, they're lip-synching!Copy !req
1743. Z-
Baby girl, I wanna still beCopy !req
1744. - Who is this?
- The Z-Guyeezz.Copy !req
1745. Great, right?Copy !req
1746. Where is Stacee?Copy !req
1747. Really sick.Copy !req
1748. Hush
HushCopy !req
1749. Baby, we've been talking too muchCopy !req
1750. I just wanna stare at your...
ShhCopy !req
1751. Put my hands around itCopy !req
1752. Squeeze, touchCopy !req
1753. Thank you.Copy !req
1754. Don't rushCopy !req
1755. Hey! Ho, ho, ho!
What the hell are you doing?Copy !req
1756. Sherrie, I'm so sorry.Copy !req
1757. - Drew, stop! Shh.
- I should have trusted you.Copy !req
1758. It's okay. It's okay.Copy !req
1759. You can't go home.Copy !req
1760. Your new band sucks.Copy !req
1761. And, yeah, this? This has gotta go.
Heh. Whoo.Copy !req
1762. You got L-O-V
Baby, I could be the ECopy !req
1763. Hey, Joshy-Z, if all these people
want refunds, my club is closed.Copy !req
1764. Oh, oh
YeahCopy !req
1765. Wait.Copy !req
1766. Just wait right here.Copy !req
1767. Hi.Copy !req
1768. I want my money back!Copy !req
1769. Oh, Hey Man.Copy !req
1770. Oh, my God.Copy !req
1771. "l owe you this.Copy !req
1772. Your rock brother, Stacee."Copy !req
1773. God! That Stacee Jaxx.Copy !req
1774. He gives until it hurts.Copy !req
1775. Whoa.Copy !req
1776. That's right, get him off!Copy !req
1777. Hey!Copy !req
1778. You little shit.Copy !req
1779. You just destroyed your one shot.Copy !req
1780. I didn't destroy anything, Paul.
I took a stand.Copy !req
1781. Really? For what?Copy !req
1782. Rock 'n' roll, baby.Copy !req
1783. Oh, rock is over, pal.Copy !req
1784. Rock is dead!Copy !req
1785. Ha-ha-ha. That's right, Hey Man,
rock will never die.Copy !req
1786. Aah!Copy !req
1787. All right! Well, now that that's over...Copy !req
1788. are you guys ready to rock?Copy !req
1789. This is a very special song,
written by a very special person.Copy !req
1790. Just a small-town girlCopy !req
1791. Livin' in a lonely worldCopy !req
1792. She took the midnight train
Goin' anywhereCopy !req
1793. Just a city boyCopy !req
1794. Born and raised in South DetroitCopy !req
1795. He took the midnight train
Goin' anywhereCopy !req
1796. A singer in a smoky roomCopy !req
1797. The smell of wine
And cheap perfumeCopy !req
1798. For a smile they can share the nightCopy !req
1799. It goes on and on and on and onCopy !req
1800. - Strangers waitin'
- Strangers waitin'Copy !req
1801. - Up and down the boulevard
- Up and down the boulevardCopy !req
1802. - Their shadows searching in the night
- Their shadows searching in the nightCopy !req
1803. - Streetlights, people
- Streetlights, peopleCopy !req
1804. - Livin' just to find emotion
- Livin' just to find emotionCopy !req
1805. - Hidin' somewhere in the night
- Hidin' somewhere in the nightCopy !req
1806. Workin' hard to get my fillCopy !req
1807. Everybody wants a thrillCopy !req
1808. Payin' anything to roll the diceCopy !req
1809. Just one more timeCopy !req
1810. Some will winCopy !req
1811. Some will loseCopy !req
1812. - Some were born to sing the blues
- Some were born to sing the bluesCopy !req
1813. Oh, the movie never endsCopy !req
1814. It goes on and on and on and onCopy !req
1815. Hey, put your hands together, Los Angeles,
for the man who wrote this song...Copy !req
1816. and my very special friends...Copy !req
1817. Von Colt!Copy !req
1818. - Strangers waitin'
- Strangers waitin'Copy !req
1819. - Up and down the boulevard
- Up and down the boulevardCopy !req
1820. - Their shadows searching in the night
- Their shadows searching in the nightCopy !req
1821. - Streetlights, people
- Streetlights, peopleCopy !req
1822. - Livin' just to find emotion
- Livin' just to find emotionCopy !req
1823. - Hidin' somewhere in the night
- Hidin' somewhere in the nightCopy !req
1824. Don't stop believin'Copy !req
1825. Yeah, hold on to that feelin'Copy !req
1826. Streetlights, peopleCopy !req
1827. Don't stop believin'Copy !req
1828. Hold on to that feelin'Copy !req
1829. Streetlights, peopleCopy !req
1830. Don't stop believin'Copy !req
1831. Oh, hold onCopy !req
1832. Hold on to that feelin'Copy !req
1833. Streetlights, peopleCopy !req
1834. Don't stopCopy !req