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Please, put me down! Help!
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Stuff him in a locker.
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Anything but the locker!
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even though we lost.
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to carry out her duties
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of Vince Lombardi High -
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to replace Professor Webb,
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to continue his duties
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of this school."
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rise and salute professor Webb
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gallant effort.
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rock-'n'-roll high school!
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Have you gone crazy?
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Asseyez vous.
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I'm getting some static.
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as you're going to get.
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behavior that I can expect.
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rock-'n'-roller.
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to your classes… Now.
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on your permanent record,
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a detention before.
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anyone in the school's history.
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I can't believe you.
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with my best friend.
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of the football team…
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complexion has cleared up,
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to the college of my choice.
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how ya doin'? Ah.
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like everybody else.
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to see Eaglebauer.
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139. Oh, I'm sorry, but he's
tied up at the moment.
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number and have a seat?
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See, this is an emergency.
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Good.
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Have a seat.
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quarterback of Vince Lombardi High?
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in any state.
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with huge breasts.
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most primo lady in this school -
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attends Vince Lombardi High,
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in nuclear physics.
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gal-on-the-go's hobbies
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and checkers.
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in your night to remember
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- Ooh!
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name in travel for over five years.
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There she is, Tom.
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she's perfect for you.
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Nice set of pompoms.
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just before the good part.
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large amounts of hard cash?
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contract for Tom Roberts
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You wanna put us back in?
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my ears, my nose.
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You're ok, Rambeau.
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Come on, girls.
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Note.
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Ah, none of that.
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Me.
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monitor the hall.
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Good idea.
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Hit him, hit him.
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Who'd dance with you?
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- Ugh.
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Hit him. Hit him.
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Girls!
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Legs!
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Boobs!
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come on, come on, come on.
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his brother is an only child.
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lead singer of the Ramones.
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stand in line for tickets.
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Oh, please.
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no one will care
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much less skipped a few classes.
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life after high school.
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cover for me, Kate.
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I don't want any.
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will be Dr. Schulz.
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Kate Rambeau.
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439. How are you doing?
Great, thank you.
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440. Please, sit down, sit down.
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441. What can I do for you, Kate?
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442. Well, I wanna go out on a date.
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443. Say no more. Eaglebauer
enterprises has a man for you.
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444. Tell me, have you had
much experience with boys?
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445. Well… Once I played nurse
with a boy next door
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446. And got sued for malpractice.
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447. I wish part of Riff
would rub off on me.
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448. Everything's so easy for her.
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449. Did you have any one
particular person in mind?
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450. Well, I was kind of hoping
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451. That you might fix me up with…
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452. With Tom Roberts.
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453. Tom Roberts?
Yeah.
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454. I love him. He's a great guy.
I love him.
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455. Well, can you do it?
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456. This will never work.
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457. Tom will never like me.
I don't know who I'm kidding.
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458. What possible reason
could there be
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459. To put myself through all this?
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460. Sex.
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461. I must admit,
as far as reasons go,
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462. It must be one of the best.
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463. Kate, I've known Tom
ever since he was a freshman,
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464. When I sold him
his first touchdown.
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465. Believe me, you're just
the type of girl he goes for.
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466. Tom, my man.
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467. How's my would-be Romeo? Eaglebauer,
what are we doing up here?
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468. I thought we were gonna
start training today.
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469. This is the perfect spot for it.
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470. Most romantic setting
in the city.
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471. Just you, the skyline
and your training partner.
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472. Training partner?
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473. Hi, Tom.
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474. I was kind of expecting
Riff Randell.
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475. Eaglebauer, I don't know whether
I can go through with this.
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476. Couldn't I just practice
with myself?
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477. You done too much of that already.
Yeah.
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478. Now, for the next three days,
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479. You two are gonna have
nothing but fun.
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480. Now, the first lesson - necking.
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481. The place - lovers' Lane.
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482. The reason…
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483. Well, you're young.
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484. Now, what's the first thing
you guys do?
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485. Aw, no, no, no, no.
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486. Now, this next step can either
make or break a successful date.
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487. One-handed approach
to strap unfastening
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488. Is a basic skill
that must be mastered.
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489. Now watch closely
as I demonstrate.
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490. There's the hook.
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491. The snap.
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492. There is the double hook.
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493. There is the dreaded minihooks.
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494. And, if you play
your cards right,
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495. The easy-open frontal assault.
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496. Isn't it sad when a family
has to suffer so much?
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497. Isn't it.
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498. Good morning, Joey.
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499. Excuse me,
but I think it's obvious
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500. I'm first in line.
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501. Not anymore.
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502. Hey, look, I been waiting
here for two days.
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503. I'm first in line.
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504. So you wanna be
ahead of me, huh?
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505. I don't wanna be. I am.
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506. Apparently you don't
know who I am. No.
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507. I'm Angel.
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508. Angel dust, the Ramones'
number one fan?
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509. I followed 'em on every stop of their
tour from Cleveland to Pittsburgh
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510. To Tucson to Charlotte…
Ohh, you're a groupie.
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511. Yeah, well, I happen
to be a songwriter…
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512. Honey, you're not a songwriter,
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513. You're a cheerleader.
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514. I am first in line.
I'm first in line.
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515. I'm first in line. Hey, what
do you think I am - filth?
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516. You think I'm just spit on the
sidewalk for you to walk on,
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517. Scum under your feet?
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518. I don't know what you are,
but I am first in line.
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519. I am first in line.
I am first in line.
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520. I'm first in line,
and if you don't like it,
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521. You can put it
where the monkey puts the nuts.
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522. By the way, who do you like?
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523. Oh, I think Joey's kinda cute.
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524. Hey, it's the Ramonemobile!
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525. - All night!
All night!
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526. Joey! Cut it out.
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527. Joey! Joey!
Here's songs!
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528. I love you.
I love you.
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529. Angel, baby, good to see ya.
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530. I got a little surprise for you.
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531. The boys would love to see ya.
Come on. This way.
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532. Yeah, this way.
Come on, let's go.
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533. Goodbye, cheerleader.
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534. Ramones forever!
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535. Quit shoving, you guys.
Come on.
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536. Stop cutting in line!
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537. Well, you know what they say.
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538. These things always happen
in threes.
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539. Oh, really?
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540. I want 100 of your best
Ramone tickets, please.
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541. $1,000.
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542. Here they are…
the Ramones tickets.
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543. There's many more of them.
You'll get one.
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544. There you go.
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545. All right,
I know you want one, too.
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546. What's all this commotion?
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547. There you go. Excuse me.
What's going on here?
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548. Here you go. I'm giving out
tickets to the concert.
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549. The concert?
Yeah.
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550. I had no idea the students
were so interested in music.
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551. Wanna go?
Complimentary ticket?
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552. Why, thank you.
I love concerts.
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553. But, uh, who are the "Ramoneys"?
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554. The Ramones.
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555. They're the best group in the world…
…Oxygen.
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556. So, three members
of your family are dead?
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557. Oh, we know for a fact
that you are lying.
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558. Go and show her the proof.
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559. What do you have
to say for yourself?
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560. Hey, got better.
Got better nothing.
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561. I suppose that her parents
are still alive, too.
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562. Should I check on it, ma'am?
No talking.
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563. Kate, I am really surprised
at you.
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564. I thought you would serve as a
model for the rest of the school,
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565. Not as an accomplice
to delinquency.
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566. Well, she's my friend.
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567. A friend that will lead you
down the road to expulsion.
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568. I'm a teenage lobotomy.
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569. I have made a full report.
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570. Oh, Mr. Monitor, sir, it's the breathing.
It's the…
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571. "you two girls
have done nothing but defy me,
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572. You have turned the entire
student body against me…"
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573. Miss Randell, just
what is your problem?
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574. All right, who else has tickets
to this concert?
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575. Uh, just us.
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576. We're the only ones.
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577. Miss Togar, perhaps we're
taking this a bit too far.
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578. After all, the concert is on
their own time, and it's…
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579. Nonsense! They should be made an
example for the whole school.
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580. All right, give me your tickets.
I will give them to Charity.
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581. No way!
Very well.
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582. I'll have my hall monitors
take them from you.
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583. Body search!
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584. Hey, Riff, thank you.
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585. Thanks for the tickets, Riff.
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586. Hey, Riff,
thanks for the ticket.
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587. Yeah, we couldn't
have gone without you,
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588. And everybody's gonna be there.
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589. Yeah, we'll see you
there. Goodbye.
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590. Thanks.
Have a good time.
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591. We won't.
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592. Can't go to the concert…
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593. Oh, great…
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594. Great day.
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595. It may have taken me
two million lawns to mow,
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596. But it was worth it.
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597. Hoo-hoo-hoo.
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598. Look at all this stuff!
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599. Color TV, stereo,
wet bar, waterbed!
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600. I'll tell ya, I never knew
gettin' laid was so expensive.
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601. OK, I hope I can remember
everything you taught me, though.
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602. Tom, you're nervous.
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603. Here, have a drink.
It'll calm you down.
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604. Thanks.
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605. Hey, and whatever you do,
don't worry.
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606. Since Riff lost her tickets
to the concert,
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607. You can move right in.
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608. She'll be a pushover.
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609. Besides, look how far
you've come in three days.
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610. Yeah, but the question is
how far will she go tonight?
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611. "If the unknown is 'Y'
and the binomial is 'X',
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612. what is the function
of the equation 'Z'?"
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613. Riff.
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614. Riff.
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615. Riff!
Huh? Uh…
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616. Oh, uh, the, uh,
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617. The, uh, major export
of Ecuador is kapok.
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618. Very good, but that's geography,
and this is calculus.
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619. Ooh, sorry.
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620. Look at your math book.
It looks brand new.
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621. I bet you've never
even opened it.
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622. I only use it
on special equations.
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623. Oh, I don't feel like
studying tonight.
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624. Yeah, I've gotta
get home, anyway.
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625. I'm expecting Tom
to call me tonight.
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626. You really like him, don't you?
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627. Mm-hmm. I've been seeing
a lot of him lately.
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628. You have?
Mm-hmm.
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629. Eaglebauer says we were made
for one another.
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630. Oh, he did?
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631. I think tonight
could be pretty special.
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632. Hello.
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633. She's on the line.
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634. Great. Just remember
what I told you.
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635. Yeah. Hello. Hello, Riff?
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636. Hi. It's Tom.
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637. Tom? Yeah, Tom Roberts.
Football player?
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638. No.
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639. I talk about the weather a lot.
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640. Oh, yeah. Hey, Kate,
it's Tom Roberts on the phone.
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641. Tom? Why would he
call me here?
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642. So how's it been?
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643. Oh.
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644. Little dry lately.
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645. Yeah, but I hear it's raining
cats and dogs in Idaho.
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646. Yes. Yes! Oh, man,
it's goin' great.
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647. Great.
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648. Listen, I'm just lying here
in my new van,
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649. On my beautiful waterbed,
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650. Listening to the Ramones'
brand-new album
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651. On this fantastically
expensive stereo
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652. Wondering if you'd like to maybe
go out tonight and get drunk?
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653. All right.
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654. Listen, I really wish
you'd reconsider… what?
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655. Sure, I'll go out
with you tonight.
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656. You can't do that.
He's mine.
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657. You will?
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658. Just find a date for Kate, ok?
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659. Great, I will. Listen, I'll pick
you both up in about an hour.
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660. We got it!
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661. Riff, how can you
go out with him?
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662. I never thought about Tom
until you mentioned him.
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663. What?
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664. It'd be a change for me,
don't you think?
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665. I never went in much for the jock type.
Oh, cut it out.
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666. What about me?
What about tonight?
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667. Don't worry. You'll be in the
back seat with Eaglebauer.
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668. He's lots of fun.
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669. I don't wanna have fun.
I wanna be with Tom.
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670. Hey, I'm only kidding, Kate.
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671. I wouldn't do that to you, huh?
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672. I'll take care of Eaglebauer.
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673. You can have Tom
all to yourself.
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674. Hmm? Shouldn't kid
like that, Riff.
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675. Shouldn't kid like that.
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676. You know how hot I am for him.
Hot?
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677. Yes, hot.
Whoa.
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678. "Hot," off the lips of Kate.
My goodness. Ha-ha.
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679. Ha-ha, we did it!
We did it.
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680. I got you a date
with Kate. Whoo-hoo.
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681. Hot equals Joey Ramone.
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682. No, hot equals Tom.
Ehh.
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683. Aw, I can't believe it. I can't
believe it was that easy.
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684. He looks like a little cherub or something.
Looks like he's gonna fly away to Heaven.
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685. He's so sweet-looking,
kinda like a cream puff.
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686. That's why I like him.
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687. I like Joey Ramone 'cause
he's tall and handsome.
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688. He looks like a poem to me.
A poem?
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689. We get them drunk, we go in the
back, we hit the waterbed…
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690. We gotta take turns in the back.
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691. All he eats is pizza.
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692. I just love the way he holds the
pizza dripping above his mouth.
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693. He slithers and slides it
into his mouth.
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694. It's so sexy the way it…
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695. Gross.
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696. This is Screamin' Steve again,
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697. And I've got two free tickets
to tonight's Ramones concert
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698. For the person
who can call and tell me
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699. What album this song is on…
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700. "Questioningly."
"Questioningingly."
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701. What album?
Oh, what album?
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702. Oh, what is it?
Is it Road to Ruin?
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703. Yes, that's it!
Oh, Kate, how'd you know?
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704. It says it right here
on the cassette.
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705. Quick, where's a phone? Where's a phone?
We've gotta get to a phone!
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706. Right over there.
Aah!
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707. …Very special. What I'm trying
to say is, dear, I'd like to ask…
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708. This is very difficult.
Please don't hang up.
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709. I'd like to ask you
to-to-to be my wife.
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710. Sorry, but you're not my type.
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711. Oh, please, God,
don't let it be busy.
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712. It's ringing.
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713. Hello? Yes, the answer
is "Road to Ruin."
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714. Aah! We won! We won!
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715. What? Yes, it's Riff Randell
and Kate Rambeau.
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716. Of course we'll be there.
Yes, thank you. Oh, thank you.
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717. Oh, we're going.
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718. Oh, Kate, we're going, we're going.
Oh, we're going.
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719. Aah! What about Tom?
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720. Oh, come on. How often do
you get to see the Ramones?
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721. Oh, but tonight we were gonna
be meant for each other.
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722. This is my big Chance to get
my songs to them. We have to go.
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723. You'll have a great time.
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724. And the super-lucky
winners of the two free tickets
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725. for tonight's Ramones concert
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726. are Riff Randell
and Kate Rambeau.
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727. Hello?
Hello? Tom?
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728. Kate and I can't make it tonight. We've
been in a horrible seven-car accident.
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729. We've gotta go to the hospital for
immediate blood transfusions.
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730. We'll see you tomorrow
in school. Bye.
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731. Aah!
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732. I think he took it well.
Let's go get dressed.
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733. But I am dressed.
Yeah, but not for the Ramones.
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734. I got clothes that'll
make you fit right in.
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735. Come on, sexy.
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736. The only thing I'll ever lay
is a carpet.
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737. You can't take this lying down.
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738. You gotta crash that concert,
grab her up into your arms.
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739. Love conquers all.
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740. Besides, I'd have to
give ya a refund.
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741. Oh, I think I'm gonna puke.
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742. Oh, sorry, Mantovani's
down the block.
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743. I'm hep, daddy-o.
I'm into the Ramones.
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744. Sure you are.
Got any drugs?
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745. Bottles? Cans? Cameras?
Let me check ya out here.
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746. Anybody got any glue?
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747. Who's the geek in the beret?
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748. How old's that guy?
Look at the way he's dressed.
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749. Oh, I'm sorry, we don't let
any more mice in here.
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750. They've been exploding
all over the place.
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751. Oh, you got headphones?
Great, great.
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752. Just don't get too close to the pa.
Wait, here's your stub.
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753. OK, go on in.
Enjoy the show.
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754. Get this guy.
Is he chic, or what?
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755. Really, have you ever
seen anyone…
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756. - Who's got the carbonas?
- That's my songs.
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757. Bottles, cans, cameras on ya?
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758. No, nothing. Nothing.
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759. OK, you're in.
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760. Let's see what you got.
Oh, this is nice.
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761. That won't hurt anyone, will it?
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762. Excuse me.
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763. Nice ass.
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764. Pinched me.
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765. I'm lookin" for 'ludes.
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766. Feel good?
Yeah.
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767. Let me see your pupils. You're stoned.
This guy doesn't get in.
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768. Kate, do you realize
they're all really brothers?
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769. Imagine being the only sister
in the Ramones' family.
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770. We want the Ramones!
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771. I'm so lovin' it!
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772. Come out, please, Joey!
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773. We want the Ramones.
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774. Hi, gang!
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775. This is Screamin' Steve Stevens
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776. Steamin' your way
over Station 666
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777. With the Screamin' Steve Show.
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778. Oh, wow!
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779. We're comin' at ya,
alive and kickin',
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780. With the hottest band this side
of the iron curtain -
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781. The Ramones!
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782. You know it, Steve.
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783. We love you, Ramones!
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784. Dig it.
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785. But first, I'd like to
introduce the two winners
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786. Of the Charity ticket raffle
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787. Donated by the principal
of Vince Lombardi High!
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788. Togar eats it!
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789. Sister Maria Teresa
and sister Teresa Maria.
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790. Now, that's a step
in the right direction.
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791. And to keep this administration
moving forward,
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792. I've made a list
of new school policy,
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793. Which I would like
instituted immediately.
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794. Take this down.
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795. Girls - skirts below their knees
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796. And boys' hair
above their collar.
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797. And I think it would be tidy
if they wore neckties.
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798. And lunch is to be cut down
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799. To half an hour
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800. Because I am doubling up
on silent study hall.
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801. Well, I think that should teach
them a lesson in deportment.
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802. How do you spell that?
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803. D-e-portment.
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804. Now I want you to meet
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805. Of the Screamin' Steve
ticket contest -
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806. Riff Randell and Kate Rambeau!
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807. Yay, Riff!
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808. You're live on the air, girls.
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809. Why don't you say a few words
to the folks at home? Go.
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810. On behalf of the students from Vince
Lombardi High who are here tonight,
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811. I'd just like to say one thing -
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812. Screw you, principal Togar. We made
it to the concert, anyway! Yeah!
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813. Who says today's youth
has nothin' to say, huh?
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814. Those girls have turned
the whole school against me.
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815. Hansel, Gretel.
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816. I want you to crash
that concert.
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817. I want Randell and Rambeau
brought back here immediately.
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818. So you're Kate Rambeau, huh?
Yeah.
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819. I just loved your latest
Scientific American.
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820. Thanks.
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821. Hey, would you two lovely ladies
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822. like to see
Screamin' Steve in action
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823. as he interviews the Ramones?
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824. Oh, great. I know
just the questions to ask.
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825. That's beautiful, 'cause
I can't think of a thing.
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826. I've waited so long to see them. I
know they're gonna love my songs.
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827. I can believe it.
Ya ready? Here we go.
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828. Hey, you wanna keep it down
out here?
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829. They're tuning up.
How'd you get in there?
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830. Professional secret.
What's this stuff?
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831. Stuff is gonna prove to the Ramones
that I can write songs for them,
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832. So out of my way, dew drop.
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833. I'm sorry, but
the Ramones' manager,
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834. A personal friend of mine,
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835. Put me in charge
of keeping everyone out.
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836. What's all the trouble,
Angel, baby, huh?
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837. Screamin'.
Well…
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838. Good to see ya.
Long time, right?
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839. Uh, who are these two?
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840. These are Screamin' Steve's
contest winners.
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841. Oh, uh, sorry, girls,
you'll have to wait outside.
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842. Oh, man…
Can't we just watch?
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843. Angel dearest, why don't you see these
sweet young things to their seats?
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844. We'll go ourselves, thanks.
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845. It's gonna be ok. Yeah.
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846. Screamin', I was wondering if you
could give us a little more airtime.
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847. I'm hittin' it once an hour.
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848. You can do a little better.
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849. Hey-ho, let's go!
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850. Hey-ho, let's go!
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851. Hey-ho, let's go!
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852. Hey-ho, let's go!
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853. Hey-ho, let's go!
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854. Hey-ho…
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855. Here they are - the Ramones!
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856. Joey!
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857. Dee dee!
1, 2, 3, 4.
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858. That, Mrs. Rambeau,
is where your daughter is.
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859. My daughter Kate?
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860. I thought she was in the
basement splitting protons.
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861. Oh, just as I thought,
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862. Which is why I called a special
assembly together tomorrow
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863. To deal with this crisis.
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864. I'm going to need
every parent's help, so…
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865. Listen carefully.
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866. 1, 2, 3, 4.
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867. Kate, she stole my songs.
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868. Gimme those back!
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869. Excuse me.
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870. Hey, Riff!
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871. She's got my songs.
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872. Tackle her!
Tackle?
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873. You can catch her, Tom!
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874. Oh, shit.
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875. Whoa.
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876. Thank you, Tom. Oh, thank you
for saving my songs.
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877. I always knew you were
a terrific football player.
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878. Yay!
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879. Joey, Joey, Joey!
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880. Tom? Tom. Tom, are you all right?
Speak to me.
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881. Riff, my head.
Riff?
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882. I've just been handed this note.
It says, "Dear Ramones,
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883. "all my friends from Vince
Lombardi High are here tonight.
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884. "Even though our principal Miss Togar
thinks you make nothin' but noise,
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885. I think you're the greatest."
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886. Do you mean you signed up with
Eaglebauer to be with me?
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887. Yes.
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888. Listen, I'm glad
you're not Riff.
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889. What do you say we become
friends, anyway?
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890. "Please dedicate your next song
to my friends Tom and Kate.
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891. Love, your number one fan,
Riff Randell."
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892. OK, this is for Tom and Kate,
from our number one fan.
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893. Yay!
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894. 1, 2, 3, 4.
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895. That's me.
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896. Back, back.
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897. Yay, Joey!
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898. I told you
you'd have a great time.
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899. I am.
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900. Maybe that's them in there.
Oh, boy, we got 'em now.
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901. Have you seen two young
high school girls around?
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902. Yeah, I got 'em on me.
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903. Body search!
Aah!
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904. Is he all right?
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905. Hey, pizza!
Great.
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906. What are you doing here?
These are my songs.
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907. I've been trying to get them
to you for the longest time.
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908. Hey, it's Riff Randell,
our number one fan.
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909. Oh, wow, you remembered my name.
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910. This is the big time, girlie.
This is rock-'n'-roll.
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911. Yeah, well, this is
"rock 'n' roll high school."
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912. "rock 'n' roll high school"?
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913. Yeah, I wrote it for
Mr. McGree's music class,
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914. But I really wrote it
for you, Joey.
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915. Hey, pizza! It's great.
Let's dig in.
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916. Yeah, I want some.
Oh, thanks.
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917. How many times do I have to tell you?
No pizza for you, Joey.
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918. More wheat germ and riboflavin.
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919. Yeah, come on, Joey.
Eat. Good.
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920. I'm gonna eat some myself.
Mmm. Mmm.
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921. Organic alfalfa sprouts.
Come on, Joey.
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922. Good. Mmm. Come on, eat, Joey.
Good boy. Yeah.
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923. Mama'll love ya. You like it,
huh? Huh? Good, yeah.
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924. Iron, niacin, B12.
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925. Grown from the earth. Good…
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926. I'll cherish this
moment forever.
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927. This is how I like to see
you, my son.
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928. OK. OK, girlie, the boys'll
take a look at 'em
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929. And get back to you
tomorrow, huh?
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930. Yeah, we're gonna be
in town one more day,
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931. And if we like 'em, we'll come
pay you and Mr. Mcglibb a visit.
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932. Say hi to Vince for us. Oh, wow.
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933. This is the happiest
day of my life.
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934. Gabba gabba, hey.
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935. And I say to you parents,
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936. This high school is a failure.
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937. The past semester has
been a black Mark
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938. On the proud tradition
of Vince Lombardi High.
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939. Student Riff Randell alone
has disrupted classes…
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940. they can't say I haven't
contributed anything.
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941. …and banded
the students against me
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942. to attend a concert
of the Ramones.
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943. Hey, yeah! That's right.
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944. …That awful rock
and roll music.
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945. You see before you
my first major step
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946. In putting this school
back on the winning track.
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947. I give you…
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948. The Final Solution.
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949. Those are our records.
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950. Hey, gimme those.
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951. And this is what we think
of the Ramones…
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952. We've gotta stop her!
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953. Somebody stop her!
She can't do that!
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954. Hey!
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955. Miss Togar,
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956. I cannot stand by
and allow you to do this.
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957. Then stand aside,
Mr. McGree.
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958. Let me through.
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959. She's burning our records!
We gotta stop her!
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960. I'll get the hose.
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961. Togar!
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962. That's the last straw, Randell.
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963. Detention… For life!
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964. Let's take the school.
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965. My darling Evelyn, how I long for
the feel of your luscious thighs.
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966. See you later, Togar.
It's already fifth period.
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967. She's gonna call the cops.
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968. Hey, come on, you guys.
Follow me into the school.
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969. I regret that I have only one
life to give for rock-'n'-roll.
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970. You belong in school with us,
Mr. McGree. Come on.
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971. Things sure have changed since we
got kicked out of high school.
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972. Oh. Where are you going?
To Mr. McGree's class.
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973. Well, I'm happy to see some
students still are interested
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974. In their studies.
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975. We're not students.
We're the Ramones.
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976. Ramones? You're responsible for making
that horrible rock-'n'-roll music?
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977. You turned the whole school
against me.
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978. Do your parents know
that you're Ramones?
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979. Come on in.
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980. Yay, Ramones!
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981. Kill the principal!
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982. Rock-'n'-roll high school
is on the air again.
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983. More exciting than study hall.
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984. Hoy, hoy, hoy, hey, hey hey.
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985. I'm really groovin', baby.
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986. They're going to destroy
the school.
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987. I can't believe it.
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988. Whoo!
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989. Ooh…
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990. Oh, students…
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991. Oh, students.
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992. What the hell…?
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993. We've got ya now.
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994. Get down, McGree.
Whoo! Whoo-hoo!
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995. Surf's up.
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996. Call the national guard. They're
causing a riot. These kids are…
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997. The national guard?
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998. But my children
are inside that school.
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999. Oh, dear.
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1000. Get off, you little…
God, you weigh…
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1001. Whoa!
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1002. Hey! Wait!
We're in here!
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1003. Wait, wait.
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1004. You're gonna get
it now, fat boys!
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1005. Whoo!
Nice garters.
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1006. Whoo, sexy legs.
Whoo, McGree.
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1007. Firing line…
Apple brown betty.
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1008. We were only following
the recipes!
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1009. Firing line…
The Tuesday surprise!
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1010. No, no, not
the Tuesday surprise.
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1011. - Taste treat.
- It's delish.
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1012. Go get 'em, guys!
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1013. Eat it, Vince!
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1014. No, no.
Oh, what the hell…?
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1015. Oh, my God…
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1016. Yeah!
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1017. Demerit! Demerit!
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1018. Demerit! Demerit!
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1019. Come on up,
and we'll bang your erasers.
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1020. So what do you think
of my school, guys?
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1021. Boy, when you have recess,
you really go all out.
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1022. Consider yourselves officially
enrolled in rock-'n'-roll high school.
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1023. The facilities are yours.
Do whatever you want.
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1024. Go on, get out there!
Yeah!
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1025. Attention!
Give it to me.
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1026. Attention, students.
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1027. Attention, students.
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1028. Hey, quiet!
Quiet, everybody! Listen!
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1029. This is your principal
Miss Evelyn Togar!
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1030. I wanna speak to Riff Randell.
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1031. Quiet! Come on.
Into my office.
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1032. I don't think it's working.
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1033. I know how to…
You don't think it's working?
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1034. Start talking, Togar.
It's your dime.
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1035. OK, Randell. I know we've had
our differences in the past,
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1036. But I think it's time we tried
to understand one another.
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1037. I think the problem is clear.
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1038. I am a reasonable, well-educated,
mature adult member of society,
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1039. And you are a spoiled heathen punk
who has taken over my school.
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1040. So let's make a deal.
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1041. I can have you expelled
and turned over to the police.
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1042. But I'm gonna forget about that
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1043. And just put one black Mark
on your permanent record
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1044. That will follow you throughout
the rest of your life…
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1045. …If you'll just
come out of there right now.
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1046. I don't think one more black Mark is
gonna make too much of a difference.
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1047. Eaglebauer, your partner, comes
through again. All right.
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1048. Here's what I think about
your school records, Togar!
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1049. You handled that very well,
Miss Togar.
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1050. What's that?
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1051. I don't know. I…
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1052. Miss Togar!
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1053. Well, now they've done it.
Destroying government property.
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1054. I think ya failed, Miss Togar. I think
we're gonna have to do it my way.
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1055. I think you're right.
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1056. Randell, I just talked
to the chief of police.
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1057. You're not out in five minutes,
he's going to Storm the building.
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1058. Well, you heard it, folks.
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1059. Miss Togar has just given the
students of rock-'n'-roll high
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1060. An ultimatum.
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1061. A classic confrontation
between mindless authority
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1062. And the rebellious
nature of youth.
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1063. The moment of truth is at hand.
What will these kids do next?
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1064. Boy, this sure is
rock-'n'-roll high school.
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1065. Yeah, we liked it so much, we're
gonna play it on our next album.
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1066. To show our appreciation, we're
gonna make you an honorary Ramone.
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1067. Hey, guys, people say
that your music is loud
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1068. And destructive
and lethal to mice,
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1069. But I think you're
the Beethovens of our time.
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1070. That was a good one,
Mr. McGree.
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1071. Kate, is it a go?
It's a go.
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1072. All right! Everybody follow me.
We're gonna evacuate.
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1073. I guess we should
rush the building.
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1074. Not so fast. Look.
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1075. They're coming out.
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1076. It's over.
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1077. We won.
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1078. Ladies and gentlemen,
school is out.
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1079. It appears as if the final bell
has rung for these students.
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1080. Has Riff Randell given up?
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1081. Has she and her
fellow classmates
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1082. Failed Miss Togar's final exam?
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1083. Is this the end
of rock-'n'-roll high?
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1084. Just what do you have to say
for yourself, young lady?
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1085. I have seen the errors
of my ways.
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1086. I'd just like to say
to all students everywhere
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1087. That you may think the school
is yours for a while,
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1088. But it's always run by the
principal and her administration.
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1089. That's nice.
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1090. Vince Lombardi High is…
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1091. is your school, Miss Togar,
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1092. so you can have it.
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1093. Well, I'm very happy to see
that you've come to your senses.
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1094. And what would you have done
with the school, anyway?
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1095. Rock the roof off it.
Hit it, Marky!
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1096. It's so loud.
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1097. Those Ramones are peculiar.
They're ugly…
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1098. Ugly, ugly people.
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1099. What can I do for ya?
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1100. Yay!
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1101. Detention. Detention.
Detention. Detention.
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1102. Well, that about wraps it up
here at rock-'n'-roll high.
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1103. Remember, if your principal
ever gives you trouble
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1104. And you want this to happen
at your school,
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1105. You just give old
Screamin' Steve a call.
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1106. I'm in the book
under "screamin'"!
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1107. …The End…
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