1. Boing! Boing! Boing!Copy !req
2. - There you go.
- Thanks.Copy !req
3. Yahoo!Copy !req
4. I'm gonna be a dad!Copy !req
5. I just talked to my wife.
My baby's gonna be delivered any minute.Copy !req
6. - Hey, get out of the way.
- Hey, I'm gonna be a dad.Copy !req
7. Congratulate me.Copy !req
8. Good for you, Herb.Copy !req
9. Don't even think about it.Copy !req
10. Hey!Copy !req
11. Sorry. How are you?
Nice to see you. I'm gonna be a dad!Copy !req
12. Congrats!Copy !req
13. Hey, Mr. Nuts,
did you hear the news?Copy !req
14. - Yeah.
- Beautiful day, isn't it?Copy !req
15. I'm here. I'm here.Copy !req
16. - I'm here.
- Oh, honey, I'm so sorry.Copy !req
17. You missed the delivery.Copy !req
18. It's okay.
Making the baby's the fun part.Copy !req
19. Honey, I think
you've got the wrong...Copy !req
20. No, I don't need to see the directions.Copy !req
21. Push, push.Copy !req
22. Push!Copy !req
23. Whoa!Copy !req
24. Twelve hours of labor.Copy !req
25. Oh, but it was worth it.Copy !req
26. Look at him. Look at him.Copy !req
27. Rodney Copperbottom.Copy !req
28. He's got your mom's eyes
and my dad's nose.Copy !req
29. I knew we were smart
to save those parts.Copy !req
30. This Copperbottom will do great things
for the world, I can feel it.Copy !req
31. - Honey?
- What?Copy !req
32. What's that extra piece?Copy !req
33. Oh, no, they always put in an extra...Copy !req
34. We did want a boy, right?Copy !req
35. This won't hurt a bit, son.Copy !req
36. Got your nose. Got your nose.Copy !req
37. Got your... Woop!Copy !req
38. - Hi, son.
- Are those my big-boy parts?Copy !req
39. They sure are.Copy !req
40. Wow!Copy !req
41. They're not shiny.Copy !req
42. Well, they're not brand-new.
They're preowned. So...Copy !req
43. They're hand-me-downs
from your cousin Jeffrey.Copy !req
44. And they're only for a year.Copy !req
45. Ow! Ow!Copy !req
46. Hey, Dad, who's that?Copy !req
47. That, Rodney, is Bigweld.Copy !req
48. The greatest robot in the world.Copy !req
49. I thought you were
the greatest robot in the world.Copy !req
50. No, besides me.Copy !req
51. He's the head of Bigweld Industries.Copy !req
52. He invents things
that make everyone's life better.Copy !req
53. - Could I meet him?
- Sure, maybe someday.Copy !req
54. - Dad?
- Yeah?Copy !req
55. - What do you do?
- Me? I work in a big, fancy restaurant.Copy !req
56. I'm a dishwasher.Copy !req
57. And now, live from
Robot City, it's The Bigweld Show.Copy !req
58. Oh, yeah!Copy !req
59. Come on, Dad, you're missing it.Copy !req
60. All right, Rodney.
All right, I'm coming. I'm coming.Copy !req
61. I had to bring work home
with me again, I'm sorry.Copy !req
62. Mr. Gunk has really been piling it on.Copy !req
63. And now,
the host of our show, Bigweld.Copy !req
64. Welcome. This week I thought you'd like
to take a look around Bigweld Industries.Copy !req
65. This here is the front gate.
Kind of cute, ain't it?Copy !req
66. - Good morning, Tim.
- Good morning, Mr. Bigweld, sir.Copy !req
67. Tim, who closed the front gate?Copy !req
68. Well, I just thought since...Copy !req
69. Oh, we never shut the gate, Tim.Copy !req
70. Shutting this gate means
shutting out fresh ideas.Copy !req
71. See, every day, robots come here
from hither and yon...Copy !req
72. bringing us new ideas.Copy !req
73. And I listen to
every single one of them.Copy !req
74. So remember, whether a bot is made
of new parts, old parts or spare parts...Copy !req
75. you can shine
no matter what you're made of.Copy !req
76. He's talking to me, Dad.Copy !req
77. He sure is, son. He sure is.Copy !req
78. Okay, folks, let's get to inventing.Copy !req
79. You know, I love to tinker...Copy !req
80. but all the tinkering in the world isn't
useful unless it starts with a good idea.Copy !req
81. So look around for a need and start
coming up with ideas to fill that need.Copy !req
82. One idea will lead to another,
and before you know it...Copy !req
83. you've done it.
See a need, fill a need.Copy !req
84. That's it, Dad. I have to look for...Copy !req
85. a need.Copy !req
86. Easy, now.Copy !req
87. - Hey there, sport.
- Oh, hi.Copy !req
88. These are your 12-year-old parts.
They're...Copy !req
89. Hand-me-downs. I know, Dad.Copy !req
90. - I don't mind.
- They are from your cousin...Copy !req
91. Veronica.Copy !req
92. You know how popular she is.Copy !req
93. Thanks.Copy !req
94. Oh, hey. Hey.Copy !req
95. Soon as you reach the age where your
warranty expires, you start falling apart.Copy !req
96. Pretty soon there's gonna be
more duct tape than me.Copy !req
97. - Can I try it now, Dad?
- Oh, Rodney...Copy !req
98. - Have you worked all the kinks out of it?
- This is gonna make your job easy.Copy !req
99. I invented it for you.Copy !req
100. Okay. Let's try it.Copy !req
101. Great. Okay, this is it.Copy !req
102. Wonderbot, go to work.Copy !req
103. Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
104. Hey!Copy !req
105. Copperbottom!Copy !req
106. - Mr. Gunk.
- What is that?Copy !req
107. - Oh, that. My son made it.
- What's it doing?Copy !req
108. Mr. Gunk, please,
you're making it nervous.Copy !req
109. It's wrecking my kitchen!Copy !req
110. - I'll stop it.
- No!Copy !req
111. Your son, huh?Copy !req
112. It wasn't his fault.
He had nothing to do with it.Copy !req
113. Yes, sir, he's a brilliant boy.
An inventor.Copy !req
114. You, clean up this mess.
And, you, get out.Copy !req
115. Inventor.Copy !req
116. You're the hand-me-down son of a
dishwasher, and that's all you'll ever be.Copy !req
117. Somebody scrape this crud off of me.
And serve it to the customers.Copy !req
118. Roundtrip or one-way?Copy !req
119. One-way.Copy !req
120. There you are. I told you I'd find him.Copy !req
121. - It's a mother's instinct.
- Instinct? He left us a note:Copy !req
122. "I'm leaving.
I'll be at the train station."Copy !req
123. Never mind. Pick up that suitcase.
You're coming home.Copy !req
124. No, Mom. I have to do this.
I'm going to Robot City tonight.Copy !req
125. I'm gonna get a job and I'm gonna
help Dad pay back Mr. Gunk.Copy !req
126. Talk to him.Copy !req
127. - Ro...
- Robot City? You're just a kid.Copy !req
128. I'm never gonna be someone here.Copy !req
129. I wanna be an inventor.
I wanna meet Bigweld.Copy !req
130. I wanna be somebody.Copy !req
131. You are somebody.Copy !req
132. Somebody who's not
getting on that train.Copy !req
133. - Yes, I am.
- Talk to him.Copy !req
134. - One ticket for Robot City.
- Where are you going?Copy !req
135. - Not me. Him.
- But...Copy !req
136. Rodney, did you know that when I was
your age, I wanted to be a musician?Copy !req
137. I played pretty well too...Copy !req
138. but my dad was worried
I wouldn't be able to make a living.Copy !req
139. So I got refitted to be a dishwasher.
Now, I'm not complaining.Copy !req
140. But I've always said to myself...Copy !req
141. if I could do it over again,
I would follow my dream.Copy !req
142. You've got greatness in you, Rodney.Copy !req
143. Never doubt it.Copy !req
144. You go to Robot City.Copy !req
145. You go meet Bigweld,
and you show him your big ideas.Copy !req
146. And, Rodney...Copy !req
147. never, never give up.Copy !req
148. All aboard.Copy !req
149. Mom.Copy !req
150. I won't let you down, Dad.Copy !req
151. I'll make you proud.Copy !req
152. I know you will.Copy !req
153. Wow.Copy !req
154. Excuse me, I wonder if...Copy !req
155. - Gave at the office.
- I wonder if you...Copy !req
156. Could you direct me
to Bigweld Indust...?Copy !req
157. - What?
- Perfect. That will be 50 bucks.Copy !req
158. Fifty bucks? For what?Copy !req
159. A beautiful picture
of your first moment in Robot City.Copy !req
160. There. Your second moment.
That's another $50.Copy !req
161. Are you keeping track?Copy !req
162. Come on, work with me, work with me.
More pout, less pose.Copy !req
163. Great. Inside of you is a fashion model
waiting to throw up.Copy !req
164. Give me those eyes. Big eyes, big eyes.
Give me big anime eyes.Copy !req
165. - Yeah! Loving it, loving it, loving it!
- I don't want any pictures.Copy !req
166. - You don't?
- No.Copy !req
167. That's all right. There's no film.
Would you like a map to the stars' homes?Copy !req
168. Where did he go?Copy !req
169. - Buddy, wanna buy a watch?
- Don't buy us, we're fakes.Copy !req
170. Next.Copy !req
171. Excuse me, how do I get
to Bigweld Industries?Copy !req
172. Oh, great...Copy !req
173. Never mind.Copy !req
174. Hi, excuse me.
How do I get to Bigweld Industries?Copy !req
175. What?Copy !req
176. Oh. Yeah, thanks.Copy !req
177. Cross-town
express to Foundry District...Copy !req
178. with stops at Bigweld Industries
and Battery Park.Copy !req
179. Please tighten all spools, nuts, bolts
and detachable appendages.Copy !req
180. Riders with high oil pressure
are advised to take the local.Copy !req
181. Thank you, and have a nice day.Copy !req
182. No, no.Copy !req
183. - Say, are you following me?
- No.Copy !req
184. - First time on the cross-town express?
- Well, actually, I...Copy !req
185. Oh, boy.Copy !req
186. Good luck in the big city. If you can
make it here, you can make it anywhere.Copy !req
187. And if you can't make it here,
welcome to the club.Copy !req
188. Wow.Copy !req
189. - Oh, no.
- What? What is it?Copy !req
190. We're going off the track.
We're gonna crash!Copy !req
191. - What?
- I don't wanna die.Copy !req
192. I was just kidding.
Just put your head between your legs.Copy !req
193. Yeah!Copy !req
194. There goes my stop.Copy !req
195. I tell you, the things that fall off me...
It's embarrassing.Copy !req
196. Sorry.Copy !req
197. It used to be a lot worse.
They had this giant hammer...Copy !req
198. Oh, they brought it back.Copy !req
199. Stick with me. I know this town
like the back of my hand.Copy !req
200. Hey, that's new.Copy !req
201. Wow.Copy !req
202. Excuse me.
Can I help you?Copy !req
203. Sorry, I...Copy !req
204. - Hey, you're Tim from the TV show.
- That's me.Copy !req
205. Well, hey, Tim.Copy !req
206. Who closed the gate?
It's never supposed to be...Copy !req
207. Yeah, okay, what do you want?Copy !req
208. I'd like to see Mr. Bigweld.Copy !req
209. I'm an inventor.Copy !req
210. Oh, why didn't you say so?Copy !req
211. Stand back.Copy !req
212. Thanks. What?Copy !req
213. I got you. You see, because you were
all excited and then, boom!Copy !req
214. All right, I had my laugh. Go on in.Copy !req
215. Hey!Copy !req
216. Now, that's funny.Copy !req
217. The second time.Copy !req
218. You really think I'm gonna let you in.
But I'm not.Copy !req
219. Sorry, kid, nobody gets in.
Company rules.Copy !req
220. Company ru...? Well, then
how do they hire new inventors?Copy !req
221. They don't. Those days are over.Copy !req
222. My advice: Come back two years ago.
Then the job is yours.Copy !req
223. So remember,
whether a bot is made of new parts...Copy !req
224. old parts or spare parts...Copy !req
225. you can shine
no matter what you're made of.Copy !req
226. My goodness,
what a remarkable legacy.Copy !req
227. Concern for the common robot.Copy !req
228. You don't come across old-fashioned
values like that anymore, friends.Copy !req
229. And for good reason.Copy !req
230. There's no money in it!Copy !req
231. Hello? Memo to Bigweld:
We're not a charity.Copy !req
232. That's why old fat face
no longer sits in the big chair.Copy !req
233. He's a relic.Copy !req
234. So I don't wanna hear another,
"Where's Bigweld?"Copy !req
235. We'll see him next month at the
Bigweld Ball. He always goes to that.Copy !req
236. Now, let's get down to the business
of sucking every loose penny...Copy !req
237. out of
Mr. And Mrs. Average-Knucklehead.Copy !req
238. What's our big-ticket item?Copy !req
239. Upgrades, people. Upgrades.Copy !req
240. That's how we make the dough.Copy !req
241. If we're telling robots that no matter
what they're made of, they're "fine"...Copy !req
242. how can we expect them to feel
crummy enough about themselves...Copy !req
243. to buy our upgrades
and make themselves look better?Copy !req
244. Therefore, I've come up
with a new slogan.Copy !req
245. "Why be you when you can be new?"Copy !req
246. I gotta tell you, I think it's brilliant...Copy !req
247. but, honestly, I'd like to hear
what you employees think about this.Copy !req
248. - Hear, hear.
- Out of the ballpark, Ratchet.Copy !req
249. Just don't look down.Copy !req
250. Whoa!Copy !req
251. Hey.Copy !req
252. Get off.Copy !req
253. Go on, get off.Copy !req
254. Get it off me!Copy !req
255. Cappy, you haven't said a word.Copy !req
256. - It gave me chills.
- Thank you, thank you.Copy !req
257. - But...
- But?Copy !req
258. I'm just wondering,
why would robots buy new upgrades...Copy !req
259. if parts are so much cheaper?Copy !req
260. Oh, right. Well, that's easy.Copy !req
261. Because as of today,
we are no longer making spare parts.Copy !req
262. Do you know what I call robots
who can't afford upgrades? Scrap metal.Copy !req
263. You see them on the streets,
misshapen and rust-covered.Copy !req
264. They turn your insides out.
You wanna run home and scrub yourself.Copy !req
265. Now, Cappy, I want your department
to push our new slogan.Copy !req
266. In fact, I'm moving you
into the office right next to mine.Copy !req
267. We'll be working very,
very closely together on this one.Copy !req
268. - Won't that be fun?
- Oodles.Copy !req
269. - Oh, so sorry, I...
- What the...?Copy !req
270. Sir, I am a young inventor, and it has
been my dream to come to Robot City...Copy !req
271. and to present my ideas
to Mr. Bigweld.Copy !req
272. Who doesn't seem to be here.Copy !req
273. Gee, no, no. But while he's away,
he left me in charge.Copy !req
274. Oh, well, then let me show you
what this can do.Copy !req
275. I have a better idea. Why don't you
let me show you what it can do.Copy !req
276. It can do this!Copy !req
277. So how did it go?Copy !req
278. What the heck
is going on around here?Copy !req
279. Some highly polished jerk
is sitting in Bigweld's chair.Copy !req
280. And you're sitting
on the sidewalk, magnetized.Copy !req
281. Listen, I'll be back,
and I'm gonna get to the bottom of this.Copy !req
282. When you pick a lost cause,
you really commit.Copy !req
283. Where do they make dreamers like you?
Get lost, freak!Copy !req
284. All right, break time.Copy !req
285. All right, break time's over.Copy !req
286. Chop-chop.Copy !req
287. Look who's here.Copy !req
288. - Hi, Mom.
- Hi, sweetie. How's my boy?Copy !req
289. Great. I did just what you told me.
No more spare parts.Copy !req
290. In a couple of weeks, those broken-down
losers out there will be scrap metal.Copy !req
291. You will be up to your bloomers
in broken-elbow junk.Copy !req
292. Such a good boy.Copy !req
293. And after you finish off Bigweld...Copy !req
294. there will be nobody
out there to fix them.Copy !req
295. Exactly!Copy !req
296. You wanna swing that one
by me again?Copy !req
297. Idiot! Those outmodes look up to him.Copy !req
298. - Suppose he decides to come back?
- Oh, come on, Mom.Copy !req
299. - He's not gonna be trouble where he is.
- What are you afraid of?Copy !req
300. Grow some bolts.Copy !req
301. Or do you want to end up
like your father?Copy !req
302. Hey, son. Good to see you.Copy !req
303. Think what it would mean.Copy !req
304. Not Bigweld Industries,
Ratchet Industries.Copy !req
305. Keep talking.Copy !req
306. Ratchet City!Copy !req
307. Yes, everything shiny.Copy !req
308. No more Bigweld, no more outmode.Copy !req
309. Let's do it!Copy !req
310. That's my boy!Copy !req
311. Are you hungry?
Can I get you something?Copy !req
312. - You look thin.
- No, no, no, Mom. I gotta go. Bye.Copy !req
313. Bye, Pop.Copy !req
314. So long, son.
Good luck with your dastardly plans.Copy !req
315. Hey.Copy !req
316. Hi there.Copy !req
317. Listen, if I seem to be getting smaller,
it's because I'm leaving.Copy !req
318. Foot, don't fail me now.Copy !req
319. Stop! Hey, you got my foot!Copy !req
320. Oh, great. Happy now?Copy !req
321. Not until you give me back
my foot, you mugger.Copy !req
322. I am not a mugger. I happen to be...Copy !req
323. a scrounger.Copy !req
324. I didn't know you were
at the end of that foot.Copy !req
325. Here, let me help you with that.Copy !req
326. No, no, no, I'll do it myself.Copy !req
327. I have my pride, you know. Over here.Copy !req
328. Oh, no. No, not that close.
Hold on, hold on.Copy !req
329. No. No, no.Copy !req
330. What's the use? There's nothing left.Copy !req
331. Hey, Diesel, I found you a voice box.Copy !req
332. Here's another one.Copy !req
333. That's no good. Give me that.Copy !req
334. I can never find parts in my size.Copy !req
335. What is it, boy?Copy !req
336. Hey, Fender, have you lost weight?Copy !req
337. Lost weight?Copy !req
338. Look at where you're looking.
He's a head in a basket.Copy !req
339. We're doomed, I knew it.
We're doomed.Copy !req
340. Yeah, will you shut up, you neurotic nut?
Why, I'd smack you if I had a hand.Copy !req
341. Wow, speak of the devil, here I come.Copy !req
342. Dang!Copy !req
343. Check this out.Copy !req
344. Who would throw away
such a cute little doodad?Copy !req
345. - Don't be scared.
- Hey, that's mine.Copy !req
346. That's him. That's the guy.
I would know that face.Copy !req
347. I know that face,
and I know that foot.Copy !req
348. He's over there, moron.Copy !req
349. That's the perpetrator.
He knocked my head off.Copy !req
350. - You want another piece of me?
- All right, buster.Copy !req
351. If you think you can mess with my
big brother, you're... You're kind of cute.Copy !req
352. Piper, would you behave yourself.Copy !req
353. Now, come on,
let's get Fender fixed. Again.Copy !req
354. Here's your thingamabob.Copy !req
355. By the way, the name's Piper.Copy !req
356. Rhymes with "viper."Copy !req
357. See you around.Copy !req
358. We've told you a hundred times:Copy !req
359. "Don't talk to strange men."
Thank you, Manuel.Copy !req
360. I talk to you.
Who's stranger than that?Copy !req
361. I got good news, and I got bad news.Copy !req
362. - What's the bad news?
- I checked the stock book.Copy !req
363. And as of today, they are no longer
making parts for your model.Copy !req
364. You have been officially outmoded.Copy !req
365. Outmoded? Well, that's fine.Copy !req
366. What's the good news?Copy !req
367. Well, when we had your parts,
they were on sale.Copy !req
368. How could this happen to me?
I'm practically a kid.Copy !req
369. Look, pull yourself together.
All you need is an upgrade.Copy !req
370. - Whoa!
- Wow.Copy !req
371. That new-upgrade smell.Copy !req
372. Just came in, fully loaded. Look.Copy !req
373. It's got cup-holders, standard.Copy !req
374. Does it come in plus sizes?Copy !req
375. Sure, take a look at the new
Bigweld spring collection.Copy !req
376. I can't afford that fancy stuff.
All I need is one stinking neck joint.Copy !req
377. No. Why did this happen to me?Copy !req
378. I'm hurting me. Idiot.Copy !req
379. Sorry, pal, it's either upgrade
or the chop shop for you.Copy !req
380. The chop shop?Copy !req
381. I'm fine, I'm fine. Look, no hands.Copy !req
382. Ta-da! I'm back. Miss me?Copy !req
383. - No one's going to the chop shop.
- That's right.Copy !req
384. What do you think
we can get for him?Copy !req
385. Will you stop? Listen, shiny pants...Copy !req
386. you get back there
and find a part for my brother.Copy !req
387. We are not junk, we are not scrap,
and we will not be treated this way.Copy !req
388. I'm sorry. I don't have the parts.Copy !req
389. Well, do you have two washers,
an S-spring and some Fastweld?Copy !req
390. I can fix you easy.Copy !req
391. The Force is strong with this one.Copy !req
392. When was the last time
you got oiled?Copy !req
393. I can't answer that
with my kid sister here.Copy !req
394. Can it, Fender.Copy !req
395. Hold still. This might tickle.Copy !req
396. We haven't been properly introduced.Copy !req
397. I'm Fender. Used to be Bumper...Copy !req
398. but had to change it
when we came in to the country.Copy !req
399. Copperbottom, Rodney Copperbottom.Copy !req
400. Riddle me this:
Why did I meet you among the garbage?Copy !req
401. Well, today I tried
to get in to see Bigweld.Copy !req
402. Well, if you find him, tell him
we really need him to come back.Copy !req
403. He cared about bots like us.Copy !req
404. I heard they've done him in
and left the rest of us to fall apart.Copy !req
405. Well, that ought to do it.Copy !req
406. Look at that! And he fixed my neck.Copy !req
407. - Sweeper!
- Sweeper?Copy !req
408. Make yourself scarce.Copy !req
409. What's the big deal?Copy !req
410. - Well, if you're an outmode like Fender...
- Hey.Copy !req
411. They sweep you up
and take you to the chop shop.Copy !req
412. Where they melt you down
and turn you into something else.Copy !req
413. You mean...?Copy !req
414. Yep.Copy !req
415. Sweepers. Sweepers.Copy !req
416. Help. Here's one outmode
you're not gonna get.Copy !req
417. Woops.Copy !req
418. Fender, run!Copy !req
419. That was close.Copy !req
420. When in Robot City,
guests of the Rusties... That's us.Copy !req
421. stay at Aunt Fan's boarding house,
where our motto is:Copy !req
422. "Beats rusting outside."Copy !req
423. Let me just let her know you're here.
Aunt Fan!Copy !req
424. - We brought someone.
- I'm in the kitchen.Copy !req
425. - Are you sure your aunt won't mind?
- Relax, she's not my aunt.Copy !req
426. She just takes in bots who are broke.
Bless her little heart.Copy !req
427. Well, then why is she called
Aunt Fan?Copy !req
428. We couldn't call her Aunt Booty.Copy !req
429. Whoa!Copy !req
430. Oh, crap.Copy !req
431. She's a little artsy-fartsy.Copy !req
432. The artsy's okay,
but when she gets fartsy...Copy !req
433. Look at... Oh, right on my shoes.Copy !req
434. I'm so clumsy.Copy !req
435. Well, hello there. What's your name?Copy !req
436. I'm Rodney Bigbottom...Copy !req
437. No, I'm Rodney Copperbottom.
Copperbottom.Copy !req
438. That's a wonderful name, Bigbottom.Copy !req
439. Well, I just...Copy !req
440. - What happened to your friend?
- He's been rear-ended.Copy !req
441. Oh, there you are.Copy !req
442. Aunt Fan, he needs a place to stay.Copy !req
443. Well, just make yourself at home.Copy !req
444. Thank you. That's very kind of you.Copy !req
445. My pleasure.Copy !req
446. See a need, fill a need.Copy !req
447. Hey, just like Bigweld.Copy !req
448. Bigweld. That's a lot of robot.Copy !req
449. Come on. You can bunk with me.Copy !req
450. We'll ignore the gossip.Copy !req
451. You missed a spot.Copy !req
452. Fender, get out of my room!Copy !req
453. I'm not in your room.Copy !req
454. I am now. Now I'm not.
I am. Not. Am...Copy !req
455. Get out of my room.Copy !req
456. Oh, man, this is my third oil change
today. Something's wrong with me.Copy !req
457. Sorry.Copy !req
458. Here we are. Home sweet home.Copy !req
459. What's mine is yours.Copy !req
460. - Oh, dear.
- I'll get them.Copy !req
461. Look at that.
Now they're arm-wrestling.Copy !req
462. Could you separate them?
Hurry, my backside itches.Copy !req
463. I know that sounds bad,
but I'm just doing musical arm farts.Copy !req
464. You know how to do those?Copy !req
465. They're hard to do, because we're metal,
but that's where the skill comes in.Copy !req
466. I'm real close. Listen.Copy !req
467. No, wait.Copy !req
468. No, wait, wait.Copy !req
469. You can't tell me that didn't sound like a...
Like an old man.Copy !req
470. You know, I'm a little tired.
Maybe tomorrow.Copy !req
471. Kind of a rough day, huh?Copy !req
472. Kind of. My dad's probably
sitting by the phone...Copy !req
473. waiting for his brilliant son
to call...Copy !req
474. and tell him what a big success
my first day was.Copy !req
475. I know it's not your problem.Copy !req
476. If you burden your friends,
you won't have any.Copy !req
477. What are you, a fortune cookie?Copy !req
478. "That's what friends..."Copy !req
479. You consider me a friend?Copy !req
480. Sure, what else would I consider you?Copy !req
481. An embarrassment,
a way to rebel against your parents...Copy !req
482. a desperate cry for help.
The list is endless.Copy !req
483. Let's just stick with friend.Copy !req
484. You know, even though you had
a discouraging day, remember...Copy !req
485. there's another one
coming tomorrow.Copy !req
486. You know, my last roommate
jumped out that window.Copy !req
487. Hey, Fender.Copy !req
488. Yeah, baby. Let it rip!Copy !req
489. Guys, come on,
what are you, 3 years old?Copy !req
490. This is how a man does it.Copy !req
491. You guys are so gross.Copy !req
492. Besides, this is how you do it.Copy !req
493. Hey, kids, get a load of this.Copy !req
494. Aunt Fan...Copy !req
495. we were using our arms.Copy !req
496. Oh, excuse me.Copy !req
497. Lady, please...Copy !req
498. see a doctor.Copy !req
499. Breakfast.Copy !req
500. This will perk everyone up.Copy !req
501. Some of Aunt Fan's
fresh-brewed grease.Copy !req
502. Yummy!Copy !req
503. Careful, it's hot.Copy !req
504. So, what are you guys doing today?Copy !req
505. - We're doing it.
- What about you?Copy !req
506. Bigweld's disappeared,
and you're sitting here.Copy !req
507. That's already been established.Copy !req
508. - I gotta find out what happened to him.
- Hey, you want my advice?Copy !req
509. - Sure.
- Forget it.Copy !req
510. "Never try, never fail."
Those are the words I live by.Copy !req
511. Crank, the idol of millions is gone,
and no one seems to care.Copy !req
512. There should be an angry mob
out there.Copy !req
513. What the...?Copy !req
514. Wow, that was great, psychic friend.Copy !req
515. Now say, "Money should be
falling from the sky."Copy !req
516. Say it. Say it.Copy !req
517. Sorry, folks, all sold out.Copy !req
518. Nothing but upgrades from here on in.Copy !req
519. But I like myself just the way I am.Copy !req
520. - We can't afford upgrades!
- Let's get him!Copy !req
521. Hey, hey, hey, what are you doing?
Don't throw me.Copy !req
522. Isn't that the guy
that fixed Fender's neck?Copy !req
523. Yeah, that guy fixes bots.Copy !req
524. Yeah, that kid can help you.Copy !req
525. Brace yourself.
You're about to get popular.Copy !req
526. Only those with insurance.Copy !req
527. Oh, I forgot. Everybody, come on.Copy !req
528. Parts, man. I need parts.Copy !req
529. You don't look that... bad.Copy !req
530. - Hey, everybody, spare parts!
- Yeah!Copy !req
531. Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
What's wrong with you robots?Copy !req
532. You should all be ashamed
of yourselves.Copy !req
533. Why do you have two noses?Copy !req
534. One's for showing, one's for blowing.Copy !req
535. - Sorry.
- Hey, could you look at my arm?Copy !req
536. - Nice grip.
- Like iron.Copy !req
537. - I can't get rid of this spare tire.
- I am losing my mind.Copy !req
538. Back off, back off.Copy !req
539. He's got his own dreams
that won't come true.Copy !req
540. See a need, fill a need.Copy !req
541. Wait.Copy !req
542. Who wants to get fixed?Copy !req
543. Thanks, Rodney. You're number one.Copy !req
544. Rodney! Rodney! Rodney!Copy !req
545. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
546. I have never felt so relaxed.Copy !req
547. Say, do you mind giving me a little
scratch between the shoulder blades?Copy !req
548. There you... Ah! Easy, tiger.Copy !req
549. Oh! Hey! Take it easy.Copy !req
550. Hey, what are you trying to do,
kill me?Copy !req
551. Relax. It's me, your mommy.Copy !req
552. - How did you get in here?
- I came up the air shaft.Copy !req
553. I know you don't like
anybody here to see me.Copy !req
554. - Well, what do you want?
- Someone's fixing them.Copy !req
555. - What?
- Someone is repairing outmodes...Copy !req
556. - ... and they are laughing at you.
- Who?Copy !req
557. And are you sure they're not
laughing with me?Copy !req
558. Yes.Copy !req
559. So what if one crazy fanatic repairs
a few outmodes? Who cares?Copy !req
560. Think. Use those brains
I stole for you. Today, it's one.Copy !req
561. What about tomorrow, when
everybody gets the idea this is okay?Copy !req
562. "We can fix ourselves.
We don't need upgrades.Copy !req
563. "We want Bigweld."Copy !req
564. Then what happens to you?Copy !req
565. Okay, okay. Take it easy.Copy !req
566. We've got to find out
who this is and stop him.Copy !req
567. Not stop him, crush him, destroy him.Copy !req
568. And by the way, I brought you
a little something for your desk.Copy !req
569. - Is there anyone else waiting?
- Let me look.Copy !req
570. - A few.
- "A few"?Copy !req
571. What did you expect, Rodney?
Bigweld was gone.Copy !req
572. Sweepers were on the loose,
but then came Copperbottom.Copy !req
573. I'm getting all static-y
just thinking about it.Copy !req
574. I'm not Bigweld.
These robots need parts.Copy !req
575. Mail call. Mail call.Copy !req
576. Copperbottom,
this one's from your mom.Copy !req
577. Oh, is there anything for me?Copy !req
578. Oh, I got something for you.Copy !req
579. That's from my sister.Copy !req
580. I recognize the handwriting.Copy !req
581. Is anything wrong?Copy !req
582. I'll say. His father's got
one foot in the junkyard...Copy !req
583. and if they can't find new parts
for him, he's only got a few miles left.Copy !req
584. Rodney, are you
really worried about your dad?Copy !req
585. Do you wanna go home?Copy !req
586. Well, if I go home,
I still can't help him.Copy !req
587. We're out of parts.
We've gotta get to Bigweld.Copy !req
588. He's the only one that can fix this.Copy !req
589. He's trying to tell us something.
What is it, boy? What's wrong?Copy !req
590. Bigweld is going...Copy !req
591. dancing.Copy !req
592. Of course, the Bigweld Ball.Copy !req
593. You can't have the Bigweld Ball
without Bigweld.Copy !req
594. Well, that's it, then.
I'm going to the Bigweld Ball.Copy !req
595. What? That's the fanciest party
of the year.Copy !req
596. You'll never get past the gate.Copy !req
597. Can I help you?Copy !req
598. I think maybe you can.Copy !req
599. This is Count Roderick
von Brokenzipper.Copy !req
600. Formerly Count Velcro.Copy !req
601. - Uh, the...
- Where are the trumpets?Copy !req
602. We were promised trumpets
to announce the count's arrival.Copy !req
603. Sorry, Your Grace.
Beat me until you're happy.Copy !req
604. He's happy. And I'm not feeling
too bad myself.Copy !req
605. - Let me... You're not on the list.
- We're what?Copy !req
606. Once again.Copy !req
607. Thank you. Fine, we will go.Copy !req
608. You'll explain to your superiors...Copy !req
609. why we were not able to attend your
little luau, barn dance, whatever it is.Copy !req
610. But we're leaving in a huff.Copy !req
611. No, no. No. Please, go right in.Copy !req
612. In fact, would the count
like to hit me?Copy !req
613. The count hit you?
The arrogance of some people.Copy !req
614. I will hit you on his behalf.Copy !req
615. Thank you, Your Grace.Copy !req
616. Okay, let's split up.Copy !req
617. If you see Bigweld, come and find me.Copy !req
618. If anything goes wrong,
we'll signal each other.Copy !req
619. What kind of signal do you want?
You want something subtle, like:Copy !req
620. Or:Copy !req
621. Oh, how about this:Copy !req
622. Ricola!Copy !req
623. Subtle. Let's get to work.Copy !req
624. A screwdriver, please.
Shaken, not stirred.Copy !req
625. Yes, sir.Copy !req
626. I'll have what he's having.Copy !req
627. You know, Cappy, it's nice that you
can see me like this, away from work.Copy !req
628. See my more casual, fun-loving side.Copy !req
629. Now, where were we?Copy !req
630. Well, there are never any
interesting men at these parties.Copy !req
631. Hello, ladies.
Fender von Fender at your service.Copy !req
632. Hi, I'm Loretta...Copy !req
633. Geargrinder.Copy !req
634. Anyone dressed as badly as you are
must be an eccentric billionaire.Copy !req
635. Ladies and gentlebots,
now coming to the stage...Copy !req
636. the top bot, the big bolt...Copy !req
637. who's your daddy?
Mr. Phineas T. Ratchet.Copy !req
638. Thank you. We now come
to the point of the evening...Copy !req
639. where I have the tremendous honor
of introducing...Copy !req
640. - Excuse me. Sorry.
- ... our beloved founder, Mr. Bigweld...Copy !req
641. who, unfortunately,
is unable to attend.Copy !req
642. - What?
- He sends his apologies...Copy !req
643. his love and a small box
of assorted cookies.Copy !req
644. - Not coming?
- And what are you doing here?Copy !req
645. What have you done with Bigweld?Copy !req
646. How come we don't see him
anymore, huh?Copy !req
647. Okay.Copy !req
648. Security,
we have a party-crasher.Copy !req
649. Yeah, that's right, and I had to put
all this junk on in order to get in here...Copy !req
650. so that I could tell Bigweld
that you are outmoding millions of bots.Copy !req
651. And I know because
I spend all day fixing them.Copy !req
652. You.Copy !req
653. Oh, my darling, that is the cry
of the deep-doo-doo bird.Copy !req
654. I must fly.Copy !req
655. Take him for a drive...Copy !req
656. and bring me back
his exact weight in paper clips.Copy !req
657. - No!
- No?Copy !req
658. I'll escort him out.Copy !req
659. You don't wanna look bad
in front of your people, do you?Copy !req
660. - Good point.
- When I get back...Copy !req
661. I'll show you my casual,
fun-loving side.Copy !req
662. Oh, you.Copy !req
663. - Get moving.
- What? What are you doing?Copy !req
664. Saving your life.Copy !req
665. - Come on.
- Let him go.Copy !req
666. Let him go. Let him go.Copy !req
667. - Get out of here, you idiot.
- Get him!Copy !req
668. - Fender, let's go.
- You know him?Copy !req
669. Fender, wait for me.Copy !req
670. Wonderbot.Copy !req
671. Get out of my way!Copy !req
672. Hey, champ,
I'd like to see Mr. Bigweld.Copy !req
673. Oh, you again.Copy !req
674. Oh, that was amazing.Copy !req
675. - So where do we go now?
- I'm taking you to the train station.Copy !req
676. - What? No way.
- You don't know what you're dealing with.Copy !req
677. Ratchet will use your head
for a hood ornament.Copy !req
678. I'm not leaving until I find Bigweld.Copy !req
679. - That's not...
- Can't you take me to him?Copy !req
680. I must be out of my mind.Copy !req
681. Au réservoir, my darling.Copy !req
682. - Thanks for walking me home.
- Thanks for carrying me up that hill.Copy !req
683. - Until tomorrow?
- I shall count the seconds.Copy !req
684. So far, I'm up to four.Copy !req
685. You crazy nut boy.Copy !req
686. Crazy about you.Copy !req
687. I'm singing in the oilCopy !req
688. I'm singing in the oilCopy !req
689. After all that work and toilCopy !req
690. I'm just slipping in the oilCopy !req
691. I know where I've been sentCopy !req
692. I'm covered in lubricantCopy !req
693. My life has turned around.Copy !req
694. From now on, I'm a winner!Copy !req
695. Stop, you've made a mistake.
I'm alive. You can't do this.Copy !req
696. Help.Copy !req
697. Okay, we tried. Let's get out of here.Copy !req
698. No, no, no. Something's up.Copy !req
699. Look at all these newspapers
and this mail.Copy !req
700. Come on. They probably
stopped delivering these years ago.Copy !req
701. Paper.Copy !req
702. Late edition.Copy !req
703. - You say something?
- Nice one of you.Copy !req
704. Come on.
We gotta get you out of here.Copy !req
705. Big, creaky door.Copy !req
706. Perfect.Copy !req
707. Oh, wow.Copy !req
708. Look at this.Copy !req
709. This is Bigweld's actual workshop.Copy !req
710. I recognize it from his old TV show.Copy !req
711. Could you keep it down?
We're not supposed to be here.Copy !req
712. Do you know what these are?Copy !req
713. These are Bigweld's
original invention designs.Copy !req
714. - That's his own writing.
- This is strange.Copy !req
715. How come it just stops in the middle?Copy !req
716. Look at this.Copy !req
717. Remember, he used to have
these on his show?Copy !req
718. Rodney, I don't know
how to tell you this, but...Copy !req
719. Why are they so dusty?Copy !req
720. Wait, don't.Copy !req
721. This is much more elaborate
than the ones on his show.Copy !req
722. Rodney, what do we do?Copy !req
723. I don't know.
This is kind of a first for me.Copy !req
724. - Yeah!
- It's him.Copy !req
725. - Who's the king of the beach?
- Are you all right?Copy !req
726. Well, considering I'm an old fat guy
who just crashed to the floor...Copy !req
727. I'm fantastic.
Now, who the heck are you?Copy !req
728. I'm Rodney.Copy !req
729. Oh, I thought you were
the dominoes delivery boy.Copy !req
730. Come on, let's set them up again,
only bigger.Copy !req
731. Sir, is this what you've
been working on?Copy !req
732. This is why no one sees you?Copy !req
733. Young man,
nobody likes a chatterbox.Copy !req
734. But there's a terrible crisis,
Mr. Bigweld.Copy !req
735. We need to talk.Copy !req
736. Son, I've gotta tell you,
you're making a lousy first impression.Copy !req
737. Please, sir, he is your biggest fan.
In fact, he's an inventor just like you.Copy !req
738. - Well...
- Show him that thing you made.Copy !req
739. A device? A doohickey?
A thingamajig?Copy !req
740. Now, don't be scared.
Show Mr. Bigweld what you can do.Copy !req
741. Go on. It's okay.Copy !req
742. Is that what it's supposed to do?Copy !req
743. It gets nervous under pressure...Copy !req
744. Son, let me give you
a good piece of advice.Copy !req
745. - Yes?
- Give up.Copy !req
746. What? You're telling me to quit?Copy !req
747. I said "give up,"
but "quit" works just as good.Copy !req
748. Is that what you did?
Is that why you're sitting here...Copy !req
749. letting Ratchet turn robots
like my father into outmodes?Copy !req
750. Kid, sometimes you just gotta know
when you're licked.Copy !req
751. But you're Bigweld.
You can fix anything.Copy !req
752. I used to think so.Copy !req
753. To me, having the company
was all about making life better.Copy !req
754. With Ratchet, it was making money
that came first.Copy !req
755. I became old-fashioned, an outmode.Copy !req
756. Go home, kid.
If he beat me, he's gonna beat you.Copy !req
757. The world you're looking for
no longer exists. You missed it.Copy !req
758. Find some other foolish dream.Copy !req
759. Now, if you'll excuse me,
I'm very, very...Copy !req
760. very busy.Copy !req
761. Yeah, I can see that.Copy !req
762. All I ever wanted
was to grow up to be like him.Copy !req
763. Help. Open the door.Copy !req
764. Open the door.Copy !req
765. Close the door. Close the door!Copy !req
766. Wow, look at all these parts.
It's a smorgasbord.Copy !req
767. Look at that. So many things
I've wanted all my life.Copy !req
768. Oh, that's pretty.Copy !req
769. Okay, Mother, this way.Copy !req
770. Let me look, please. I can't bear it.Copy !req
771. No peeking, now. It's a surprise.Copy !req
772. Oh, you are a wicked boy.Copy !req
773. And look.Copy !req
774. - For me?
- It's got a full tank of gas.Copy !req
775. If you're ready to mow,
she's ready to go.Copy !req
776. Has any mother ever had a better son?Copy !req
777. By the way, I found out
who's been fixing those outmodes.Copy !req
778. So tomorrow, these babies...Copy !req
779. are gonna chop him up
along with all his buddies...Copy !req
780. and every other walking pile of junk
I'm sick of looking at.Copy !req
781. - Huh?
- What's that?Copy !req
782. This is so wrong. This is so wrong.Copy !req
783. Help. Help!Copy !req
784. Rivet Town, please. One-way.Copy !req
785. Hi, Mom.Copy !req
786. Oh, I'm doing fine. How are you?Copy !req
787. - And Dad?
- He's right here. I'll put him on.Copy !req
788. Hey, buddy, how's it going?Copy !req
789. Hey, Dad. How are you feeling?Copy !req
790. Oh, fine, fine. I...Copy !req
791. I've just been a little
under the weather.Copy !req
792. No, we're just having a little trouble...Copy !req
793. finding your old man
a replacement part, that's all.Copy !req
794. But let's talk about you.
What kind of work are you doing?Copy !req
795. What's Bigweld like?
Did you meet him?Copy !req
796. Yeah, I met him, but...Copy !req
797. What's wrong, son?Copy !req
798. It's not how we thought it was, Dad.Copy !req
799. It's not... I can't...Copy !req
800. I see.Copy !req
801. - I'm really sorry I let you down.
- No, no, no.Copy !req
802. You could never let me down, Rodney.Copy !req
803. Listen, I know it isn't easy, Rodney...Copy !req
804. but a dream
that you don't fight for...Copy !req
805. can haunt you
for the rest of your life.Copy !req
806. Yeah, Dad.Copy !req
807. It's up to you, son.Copy !req
808. - Your father loves you very much.
- I know.Copy !req
809. With our Friends and Family plan, you
can talk to him 500 minutes a month.Copy !req
810. Free nights and weekends.Copy !req
811. Rodney!Copy !req
812. Wait.Copy !req
813. - Your suitcase.
- Thanks, Aunt Fan, but I'm...Copy !req
814. The others wanted to come
and see you off too.Copy !req
815. Well, why didn't they?Copy !req
816. Oh, they did.Copy !req
817. Next time, let's split a cab.Copy !req
818. Who the heck is she?Copy !req
819. I used to have a figure like that.Copy !req
820. Hurry, come on.
One ticket to anywhere.Copy !req
821. Fender?Copy !req
822. I have a sister.Copy !req
823. An ugly sister.Copy !req
824. Hey, guess what. It's the sweepers.Copy !req
825. They're rounding up outmodes
and taking them... What "them"? Us.Copy !req
826. to Madame Gasket's chop shop.Copy !req
827. - And guess who's really behind it all.
- Ratchet.Copy !req
828. You don't wanna guess?
I ran all this way in heels.Copy !req
829. - Come on, take a stab.
- Ratchet.Copy !req
830. Ratchet! Listen to me. Listen to me.Copy !req
831. - We won't last a week.
- Okay, okay. Settle down. I got a plan.Copy !req
832. - Let's all get on that train.
- Come on.Copy !req
833. Hey, wait a minute.
You're all giving up?Copy !req
834. - You started it.
- Well, I'm ending it.Copy !req
835. My mistake was hoping that Bigweld
would fight our battles.Copy !req
836. Well, he won't. It's up to us.Copy !req
837. If we don't do something
about Ratchet, no one will.Copy !req
838. Come on, let's fight back.Copy !req
839. Fighting never solved anything.Copy !req
840. Quitting isn't so productive either.
I gotta tell you.Copy !req
841. It's the big boy.Copy !req
842. Oh, be still, my pump.Copy !req
843. Kid, if you're gonna fight,
I'm going in with you.Copy !req
844. You... You are?Copy !req
845. Hey, who's the dame
with the sweet keister?Copy !req
846. - But why?
- I don't know.Copy !req
847. I'm a big guy,
and I like women with large...Copy !req
848. - No, no, no. Why are you gonna help us?
- Oh.Copy !req
849. Because I wanna grow up
to be like you.Copy !req
850. Then let's do it.Copy !req
851. Come on, gang. Let's give
that Ratchet an old-school fix-it!Copy !req
852. Oh, what a man.Copy !req
853. Someone get a crane.Copy !req
854. Mother, I'm an adult, okay?Copy !req
855. So stop telling me how to kill Bigweld.
I'm doing it today...Copy !req
856. how I want, where I want
and with whatever I want.Copy !req
857. Okay, boardroom, 10 minutes.
I want you both there.Copy !req
858. Mr. Bigweld, should we come too?Copy !req
859. No, no. You stay here...Copy !req
860. - ... and watch Daddy's limo.
- Yes, sir.Copy !req
861. I'm going inside to kick some booty.Copy !req
862. Hey, you know,
your boyfriend here is a genius.Copy !req
863. - What?
- Oh, he's not my... He is?Copy !req
864. I am?Copy !req
865. Thanks for still believing in me.Copy !req
866. It's good to be home. Toodley-oodley!Copy !req
867. I use the Brazilian wax. It makes me
feel like every day's a fiesta.Copy !req
868. Tell Mr. Ratchet his 10:00 is here.Copy !req
869. I'm all over it. Yes, sir.Copy !req
870. - Mr. Bigweld, sir.
- Mr. Bigweld, sir.Copy !req
871. - Mr. Bigweld, sir.
- Mr. Bigweld, sir.Copy !req
872. Oh, Mr. Bigweld.Copy !req
873. No, no. Tell him I'm not here.Copy !req
874. - Tell him anything, just don't let him in.
- Ratchet!Copy !req
875. - I'll cut to the point.
- What happened?Copy !req
876. Run out of dominoes?
I'll send you more.Copy !req
877. - You're fired!
- Fired? On what grounds?Copy !req
878. This company's
never been more profitable.Copy !req
879. Profit, schmofit. Now, get out.Copy !req
880. No, wait, please listen to me.
You can't do this to me.Copy !req
881. This job is my life.
It means everything to me.Copy !req
882. You don't know
what I've done to get here.Copy !req
883. The lies I've told. The lives I've ruined.
This isn't helping me.Copy !req
884. - Get me security.
- Wait, please.Copy !req
885. Can't I just make
one more heartfelt plea?Copy !req
886. Okay, what did you wanna say?Copy !req
887. That.Copy !req
888. Oh, my gosh.
I'm as crazy as my mother.Copy !req
889. Take that fish to the chop shop
and put my name on his parking space.Copy !req
890. Let go of him.Copy !req
891. Sure. Listen, kid, it's over. You lost.Copy !req
892. Bigweld is gonna be melted down
into next season's upgrades...Copy !req
893. along with you,
your moronic coffeepot and Cappy.Copy !req
894. Such a waste.Copy !req
895. Mr. Bigweld, are you okay?Copy !req
896. I'm the prettiest girl
at the Harvest Moon Ball.Copy !req
897. I'll take that as a "no."Copy !req
898. Out of the way!Copy !req
899. Rodney.Copy !req
900. Road trip! Road trip! Road trip!Copy !req
901. You guys are so embarrassing.Copy !req
902. Oh, that's Rodney.
He's in some kind of trouble.Copy !req
903. I've gotta repair him.Copy !req
904. Okay, I got your back.Copy !req
905. Come on, we've gotta help Rodney.Copy !req
906. - No, Piper, you stay here.
- No way.Copy !req
907. Let's be honest. We're headed
for a huge butt-whupping.Copy !req
908. Whatever happens to us,
make something of yourself.Copy !req
909. You're the only thing
I've got to leave behind. Goodbye!Copy !req
910. He's right, Piper.Copy !req
911. They're headed
for a huge butt-whupping.Copy !req
912. Okay, got it!Copy !req
913. Rodney, what's going on?
Where are we?Copy !req
914. It's okay. You're all right.Copy !req
915. Okay, boys, we got them
right where they want us.Copy !req
916. Boost me up.Copy !req
917. Watch your hands down there.Copy !req
918. Rodney! We're here to save you!Copy !req
919. How do you think it's going so far?Copy !req
920. The plug.Copy !req
921. Hold on, guys!
I gotta get to the other side.Copy !req
922. Whoa!Copy !req
923. We're out of here!Copy !req
924. The chop shop.Copy !req
925. - That's it. Game over.
- The game is not over.Copy !req
926. This is our moment to shine.Copy !req
927. This is where you show
what you're really made of.Copy !req
928. In my case, it's a rare metal.
It's called "afraidium."Copy !req
929. It's yellow. It tastes like chicken.Copy !req
930. I didn't know I could do that.Copy !req
931. Rodney's right.Copy !req
932. I am tired of just complaining
and never doing anything.Copy !req
933. I... I...Copy !req
934. I wanna try.Copy !req
935. No. Forget it. I'm sorry. No.Copy !req
936. Yes! I want to try.Copy !req
937. Then you're first.Copy !req
938. First for what?Copy !req
939. They want us to upgrade?
Then let's upgrade.Copy !req
940. Gasket, you're a sick, twisted,
evil robot.Copy !req
941. I try.Copy !req
942. Oh, good.Copy !req
943. Company.Copy !req
944. So you're the little glob of tin
who's been making all the trouble.Copy !req
945. Who are these losers?Copy !req
946. - We, sir...
- I'm a woman.Copy !req
947. Ouch.Copy !req
948. We've come to
rescue our friend, you evil bag of bolts.Copy !req
949. And you will be defeated
by the very outmodes...Copy !req
950. that you scorned and defaced.Copy !req
951. Yeah, because there's seven of us
and only one of you.Copy !req
952. There's seven of us and... Eight, nine...Copy !req
953. - Did you count that one?
- I think so.Copy !req
954. Could you all stop moving around?
It's so frustrating!Copy !req
955. I think I counted one of you twice!Copy !req
956. While you're at it, count these.Copy !req
957. As soon as we're done with you,
these hit the streets.Copy !req
958. This is the last day
any outmode will ever see.Copy !req
959. Did I miss the butt-whupping?Copy !req
960. - No.
- Matter of fact, you're a little bit early.Copy !req
961. Rodney! Rodney! Rodney!Copy !req
962. - Well, let's get started.
- Testify, sister!Copy !req
963. - Charge!
- Charge!Copy !req
964. Oh, no! He's got a steel chair.Copy !req
965. But he's back up into a neck-breaker.Copy !req
966. He's up to the top rope.Copy !req
967. Look at the hang time!Copy !req
968. That's sure gonna leave a dent.Copy !req
969. Say hello to my dimpled friend.Copy !req
970. This is gonna get greasy!Copy !req
971. - Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
- I sure am.Copy !req
972. See a need, fill a need!Copy !req
973. This isn't what I was thinking at all.Copy !req
974. What are you doing? Get off me.Copy !req
975. Let me go! Do as I say. Get off!Copy !req
976. Ma!Copy !req
977. My upgrades!Copy !req
978. It's all right, son.
You can shine no matter what you...Copy !req
979. No! Just stop!Copy !req
980. Come on, Rodney.Copy !req
981. Let's open the gates
of Bigweld Industries forever.Copy !req
982. Wait a minute.
There's one thing I need to do first.Copy !req
983. Herb!Copy !req
984. - Herb!
- Honey, what are you doing here?Copy !req
985. - It's Rodney, honey.
- Rodney? Is he all right?Copy !req
986. Come outside. Hurry.Copy !req
987. Copperbottom, where are you going?Copy !req
988. What about the dishes?Copy !req
989. Hey, get back here!Copy !req
990. You'll never wash in this town again.Copy !req
991. What is all this?
The whole town is out here.Copy !req
992. - Rodney?
- Dad!Copy !req
993. There's someone I want you to meet.Copy !req
994. - Is that—?
- That's Bigweld, Dad...Copy !req
995. the greatest robot in the world.Copy !req
996. Besides you.Copy !req
997. - I understand you need a few parts.
- Well, I'm not one to complain.Copy !req
998. Well, then don't. I've brought
enough parts to make two of you.Copy !req
999. Ladies and gentlebots...Copy !req
1000. I came all this way...Copy !req
1001. Would you cut that out?
It's very distracting.Copy !req
1002. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.Copy !req
1003. Where was I?Copy !req
1004. Mr. And Mrs. Copperbottom,
I came all this way...Copy !req
1005. to tell you in person
that your son, Rodney...Copy !req
1006. the man who got me
off my big titanium tochis...Copy !req
1007. is now my right-hand bot
and my eventual successor.Copy !req
1008. Way to go, Rodney!Copy !req
1009. Oh, Mom.Copy !req
1010. Son.Copy !req
1011. Dad, I know you kind of felt bad
when I was growing up...Copy !req
1012. that you couldn't give me
a lot of stuff.Copy !req
1013. But you gave me
the most important thing:Copy !req
1014. You believed in me.Copy !req
1015. From the second you were born.Copy !req
1016. Well, Dad, now I want your dream
to come true.Copy !req
1017. Dad, you always wanted to be
a musician.Copy !req
1018. Now be one, for everyone to hear.Copy !req
1019. Good for you, Herb!
You did good!Copy !req
1020. - Good job!
- Way to go.Copy !req
1021. Now I'm sure I've got a heart,
because it's aching.Copy !req
1022. You'll have to forgive me.Copy !req
1023. I'm a little rusty.Copy !req
1024. Well, there goes our happy ending.Copy !req
1025. No. It's a fusion of jazz and funk.Copy !req
1026. It's called "junk."Copy !req
1027. I love you, Herb!Copy !req
1028. - Fender!
- Loretta, my darling.Copy !req
1029. Sorry.Copy !req
1030. I was on the list!Copy !req
1031. Don't you know who I am? Wait!Copy !req