1. Curses! Get "em, boys!Copy !req
2. Who are you?Copy !req
3. I am the Robot Ninja...Copy !req
4. and remember, kids,
drugs are not cool!Copy !req
5. Oh Robot Ninja, you're my hero!Copy !req
6. Courageous citizens like you are
the real heroes...Copy !req
7. I
did not thee, little sprite.Copy !req
8. Dost thou know the form that
thee just took?Copy !req
9. Boy, this was the best
deal I ever madeCopy !req
10. letting NBC pick up the
domestic rightsCopy !req
11. to market this character as
a television show!Copy !req
12. And to think that Lennie
Miller was so opposed toCopy !req
13. having the show be a campy one
like the Batman show in the '60s!Copy !req
14. Lennie Miller's just an
uptight artist.Copy !req
15. He hates the fact that
everybody's peggingCopy !req
16. Robot Ninja as the new Batman.Copy !req
17. Look... lookit that!Copy !req
18. If only I could see you
without your mask...Copy !req
19. Oh... oh-oh...Copy !req
20. I wonder what Lennie thinks
about this week's episode...Copy !req
21. Will the Robot Ninja escape the
evil clutches of the Weeping Forest?Copy !req
22. Find out next week on TV 5...Copy !req
23. same Ninja-time, same
Ninja-channel!Copy !req
24. Man, this show's better
than the old Batman!Copy !req
25. I hear ya bud, I hear ya!Copy !req
26. Is Russ in the editing suite?Copy !req
27. Has anybody seen Russ?Copy !req
28. Where's Russ?Copy !req
29. Good evening, Mister Miller...Copy !req
30. Give me a wipe...Copy !req
31. hey, who pays you?Copy !req
32. Do I pay you or does
this bozo pay you?Copy !req
33. Lennie! Lennie, how you doin'?Copy !req
34. I'm glad you— eh—made it!Copy !req
35. Cut the shit, Rip. Get
to the point.Copy !req
36. What's the deal with the
television show?Copy !req
37. Uh, uh, Lennie, uh, I want you
to meet the show's director...Copy !req
38. uh... uh, Joey McHeister...Copy !req
39. and this is the show's producer
over here, this is Greg Lange...Copy !req
40. Yeah, yeah, kid, it's
good to meet ya.Copy !req
41. Man, gimme the wipe. The wipe.
THE WIPE!Copy !req
42. Thank you.Copy !req
43. Uh, so, uh Rip tells me you got
a little problem hereCopy !req
44. so why don't you cut the crap
and let's get right to it.Copy !req
45. Uh, Lennie, c'mon, jump in!Copy !req
46. Uh, tell these quacks what you think
about all this... tell "em yer side of it!Copy !req
47. C'mon, Rip... you're supposed to
be the agent here...Copy !req
48. I'm the comic-book artist,
remember?Copy !req
49. Now look, McHeister,
we think that you should be a little more—Copy !req
50. No, you look. Amsco Comics contracted
us to create this wonder show. Right Greg?Copy !req
51. Yeah, whatever.Copy !req
52. Right. Now look, we saw a lot of
potential with this character.Copy !req
53. - Right. - mean it works
great in the comics...Copy !req
54. and Lennie's the
hottest artist sinceCopy !req
55. this clown who invented that
Teenage Ninja Mutant Turtles crap.Copy !req
56. But this Robot Ninja...Copy !req
57. it ain't reality! Right Greg?Copy !req
58. - Yeah, whatever.
- You guys don't give a shit about this character...Copy !req
59. not one of you bastards.Copy !req
60. Now listen, Miller... our
contract allows us aCopy !req
61. certain amount of creative
leeway with your character.Copy !req
62. Rip, tell your boy here, we've got the hottest
TV show since Batman on our hands here!Copy !req
63. - Well I think that—
- This is bullshit... all of this!Copy !req
64. Do what you want with
Robot Ninja...Copy !req
65. fuckin' cut out his guts for
television. See if I care.Copy !req
66. I'll show you what the Robot
Ninja is really about.Copy !req
67. Do what you wanna do in your
funny book, Miller!Copy !req
68. Your publisher loves
Robot Ninja our way!Copy !req
69. Whatever...Copy !req
70. We'll do lunch.Copy !req
71. Um, great show, Mister Miller.Copy !req
72. Can I get you anything else?Copy !req
73. No thank you. It was very good.Copy !req
74. Well... ready to go?Copy !req
75. Are you kidding? I've been
waiting for this night for a year now.Copy !req
76. Let's go!Copy !req
77. Be right back... gotta
pay the bill.Copy !req
78. I'll be here.Copy !req
79. Thank you for dinner.Copy !req
80. Now for the dessert!Copy !req
81. Susan!Copy !req
82. Get 'er Revelle...
teach that slut!Copy !req
83. You ain't much of a man, man...Copy !req
84. Leave him alone, you animal...Copy !req
85. What he's gettin' ain't nothin'
compared to what I'm gonna do to you!Copy !req
86. No...Copy !req
87. Let's see what kind of fun I can
have with you, sweetie...Copy !req
88. Goddamn it, not again!Copy !req
89. What the fuck, Sculley?Copy !req
90. It's Revelle's fuckin'
radiator repair again!Copy !req
91. Watch it, fucker! I'm gonna
pile drive your ass!Copy !req
92. I told you I ain't no fuckin'
Mister Goodwrench!Copy !req
93. Alright, cut the shit.Copy !req
94. Sculley, get out and fix the
fucker and let's get the fuck home.Copy !req
95. Dammit!Copy !req
96. Shit!Copy !req
97. Hello, yes, I want to report a
possible assault...Copy !req
98. So that's the way it's done, eh,
babe?Copy !req
99. What the fuck? Who the
hell is that?Copy !req
100. Let's get these two
outside... c'mon!Copy !req
101. Hey, where you guys takin' them?
I'm almost through—Copy !req
102. Take a look over there,
ass-wipe!Copy !req
103. Aw, shit.Copy !req
104. Stop it!Copy !req
105. Go fuck yourself, asshole!Copy !req
106. Sculley, let's fix the van and
get outta here...Copy !req
107. Don'tdoit... don't do it,
hero-man...Copy !req
108. Leave her alone, you son of a
bitch...Copy !req
109. Yeah!Copy !req
110. Run, Susan, run!Copy !req
111. C'mere, ya son of a bitch...Copy !req
112. Bastard!Copy !req
113. Son of a bitch!Copy !req
114. I showed that fuckhead...Copy !req
115. Yeah, I got our hero-boy, too...Copy !req
116. Let's go boy, we've had our fun!Copy !req
117. Move it, boy, the
pigs're comin'!Copy !req
118. No...Copy !req
119. No, dammit...Copy !req
120. Dispatch, this is Hickox.Copy !req
121. I've got three bodies...Copy !req
122. two dead, one male, one female.Copy !req
123. One alive, male.Copy !req
124. Send an ambulance.Copy !req
125. You are very lucky you didn't
get much more thanCopy !req
126. just some bumps and bruises,
Leonard Miller.Copy !req
127. Now... what the hell possessed
you to help those poor people?Copy !req
128. You should have seen them,
Goodknight...Copy !req
129. it was the worst thing
I've ever seen.Copy !req
130. Ah, yes, so Officer
Hickox told me.Copy !req
131. You're very lucky to be alive,
no?Copy !req
132. It scared the shit out of me,
doc.Copy !req
133. I should hope so. Now get in.Copy !req
134. Dumkauf artists.Copy !req
135. This is gonna be the one, doc.Copy !req
136. I'm gonna use this thing as the
new Robot Ninja story.Copy !req
137. That sounds very good, Leonard.Copy !req
138. Yeah, I'll show those
boneheads at the networkCopy !req
139. how to make Robot Ninja work.Copy !req
140. I'm sure you will, Leonard.
I'm sure you will.Copy !req
141. "Don't do it..."Copy !req
142. "don't do it, hero-man..."Copy !req
143. "Run, Susan, run!"Copy !req
144. "Leave her alone!"Copy !req
145. "Let's go boy, we've
had our fun...!"Copy !req
146. Well, Mister Coleslaw...Copy !req
147. This, uh, Bayou-Man comic book
certainly is an interesting concept.Copy !req
148. You really think so? It took me
hours to get it this good!Copy !req
149. Mmm. Well, it certainly
looks like it.Copy !req
150. Yeah, it's, uh, it's not bad.Copy !req
151. But you see, Marty...Copy !req
152. the problem is, our star artist,
Leonard Miller...Copy !req
153. has a character
called Bog-Thing.Copy !req
154. And uh, I really hate to
tell you this, but...Copy !req
155. I'm afraid he's going to have to
take priority over you—Copy !req
156. No, no dammit!Copy !req
157. Everywhere I go it's Leonard
Miller this! Leonard Miller that!Copy !req
158. Leonard Miller can suck sheep shit
through a Crazy Straw for all I care!Copy !req
159. Do you see these hands?Copy !req
160. These hands are insured for
ten — count it —Copy !req
161. ten thousand dollars
and I will not—Copy !req
162. Mister Coleslaw, are
you alright?Copy !req
163. I'm fine...Copy !req
164. and I'm leaving!Copy !req
165. Here's the proofs for the new issue
of Lizard Boy comics, Mister Kane...Copy !req
166. Thank you.Copy !req
167. Have you seen these?Copy !req
168. Robot Ninja, huh?Copy !req
169. It doesn't look like
the TV show!Copy !req
170. That's the problem.Copy !req
171. Miss Barbeau, would you please
call Leonard Miller on the phone...Copy !req
172. right away.Copy !req
173. You got it, chief!Copy !req
174. Holy shemp, I wish I had.Copy !req
175. What the hell is this
boy thinking?Copy !req
176. Yes.Copy !req
177. Mister Kane... Lennie
Miller on line one.Copy !req
178. Thank you, Miss Barbeau.Copy !req
179. Hello Lennie!Copy !req
180. How are things in Ridgway?Copy !req
181. Just fine, Stanley,
what's the problem?Copy !req
182. Did you get the new pages of the
Robot Ninja comic?Copy !req
183. Yes, Leonard. That is
the problem.Copy !req
184. I thought we'd agreed to
do the new seriesCopy !req
185. as an adaptation of the
television show.Copy !req
186. It's getting great press,
y'know?Copy !req
187. "Yeah, well I had a talk about
that the other nightCopy !req
188. with my agent and the show's
director and producer."Copy !req
189. We... didn't see eye-to-eye on
the show's concept.Copy !req
190. I told them that you both can fuck
up the show as much as you wantCopy !req
191. but the comic's still my baby.
That's our contract, remember?Copy !req
192. "Yes, Lennie, of course..."Copy !req
193. Look...Copy !req
194. how about if we release this new
story as a graphic novel.Copy !req
195. - It'll sell more copies and I—
- "Bullshitsky, Stan."Copy !req
196. You're not rakin' me over
the coals this time.Copy !req
197. You're printin' this damned
story or I fuckin' quit.Copy !req
198. You got that?Copy !req
199. Yes... yes, Len, I'll print it.Copy !req
200. But I guarantee you, when your
damned contract expires this MayCopy !req
201. we're going to have a
serious talk.Copy !req
202. Why, I had an artist in
here ten minutes agoCopy !req
203. just as talented as youCopy !req
204. and he wants to do a new
creature-in-the-swamp seriesCopy !req
205. and I—Copy !req
206. Damned artists.Copy !req
207. Robot Ninja...Copy !req
208. Damn publishers.Copy !req
209. "... Small village of
Ridgway this day."Copy !req
210. Late last night, a witness saw
what appeared to be two menCopy !req
211. brutalize and rape a young woman
at the Ridgway PlazaCopy !req
212. "... on the corner of Cleveland
and Mogadore Roads."Copy !req
213. The police have no
leads on this...Copy !req
214. the fifth such brutal crime in
Ridgway this month.Copy !req
215. Next we'll have Dan with weatherCopy !req
216. "and then The Bud will recap the
Browns' loss at the stadium..."Copy !req
217. Dammit...Copy !req
218. Doc!Copy !req
219. What is it, Leonard?Copy !req
220. Can't you see I'm playing "Lords
of the Rising Sun"?Copy !req
221. I've almost got this Ninja beat!Copy !req
222. Ha-ha! I got through it!Copy !req
223. What is it now, Leonard?Copy !req
224. You've gotta help me, doc.Copy !req
225. I just got this
great idea today!Copy !req
226. I want you to build me a suit...Copy !req
227. a real one, not some
Halloween costume!Copy !req
228. Robot Ninja? What the hell for?Copy !req
229. I just need it. It's gotta be
built like a tank...Copy !req
230. padding, plating, the
whole nine yards!Copy !req
231. You want to be the Robot Ninja?Copy !req
232. Who better to fight the thugs
that killed that couple?Copy !req
233. Especially that bitch
that kicked my ass.Copy !req
234. I figure the costume alone could
kinda freak 'em out.Copy !req
235. And if I catch 'em off guard
with this outfitCopy !req
236. maybe I can corral "em long
enough to get the police there.Copy !req
237. How the hell do you think
Batman got started?Copy !req
238. Yes, well, but Batman
was a rich manCopy !req
239. in his alter-ego if I
remember correctly.Copy !req
240. Don't worry about that,
Goodknight.Copy !req
241. Buy whatever you want.Copy !req
242. I just got paid last week from
royalties on that idiot TV show.Copy !req
243. I'm an inventor, not a
costume maker.Copy !req
244. Just like this?Copy !req
245. Alright, Lennie.Copy !req
246. For you, I'll do it.Copy !req
247. Thanks, man.Copy !req
248. I knew I could count on you.Copy !req
249. Crazy little man.Copy !req
250. WellllCopy !req
251. ] Late last night a witness
saw what appeared to be two menCopy !req
252. brutalize and rape a young woman
at the Ridgway PlazaCopy !req
253. on the corner of Cleveland
and Mogadore Roads.Copy !req
254. The police have no leads on this, the fifth
such brutal crime in Ridgway this month.Copy !req
255. Well, Leonard? Is
there a problem?Copy !req
256. Almost there!Copy !req
257. Here I come!Copy !req
258. Well, how do I look?Copy !req
259. And there's one more feature
here that I've added.Copy !req
260. There. Now try to speak.Copy !req
261. Go ahead.Copy !req
262. Hello, Goodknight...Copy !req
263. shit, this is great!Copy !req
264. Hold it you thugs, stop there!Copy !req
265. It's a vocal disguiser that one of the
computer companies wanted me to design.Copy !req
266. It's just a prototype,
but I think it will suffice for your needs.Copy !req
267. This is fantastic, Good knight!Copy !req
268. How can I possibly lose with all
this shit on my side?Copy !req
269. I feel invincible!Copy !req
270. Yes, well, let's hope so.Copy !req
271. Well, Leonard, be careful.Copy !req
272. I'm going to bed, it has
been a long day.Copy !req
273. Yeah, I guess it's time for me
to get out on the prowl.Copy !req
274. You mean to tell me you're
going out tonight?Copy !req
275. Sure! The longer I waitCopy !req
276. the less chance I have of
catching those creeps in the act.Copy !req
277. Please be careful.Copy !req
278. I really think you should get
some sleep before you do this.Copy !req
279. Naw, I'll be fine.Copy !req
280. I'm used to no sleep!Copy !req
281. Well, alright. Good night, then.Copy !req
282. Good night, Goodknight.Copy !req
283. Very funny.Copy !req
284. I'll just get my stuff and go!Copy !req
285. "Fine!"Copy !req
286. Let's go, clerk...
all your bread.Copy !req
287. Now.Copy !req
288. Sculley, go start up
the escape pod.Copy !req
289. Again?Copy !req
290. Just do it!Copy !req
291. Hurry up, Christopher.Copy !req
292. Take the tapes back in and
let's get back home.Copy !req
293. Don't snap at me, Christine...Copy !req
294. it's not my fault mom forgot to
take these movies back today.Copy !req
295. Just go, alright. I
have to get back.Copy !req
296. George is supposed to be calling
me any minute now.Copy !req
297. All right...Copy !req
298. Cameron, in reference to
the Miller case...Copy !req
299. check Video World across from
the Ridgway Plaza.Copy !req
300. I saw a black van as I drove byCopy !req
301. matching the description of the
one involved in that incident.Copy !req
302. I'm tied up with this code four
down on Nine-Mile and Middlevale.Copy !req
303. Ten-four, I've got an accident
report to finish hereCopy !req
304. and I'll be right there. E.T.A.
is ten minutes.Copy !req
305. This is great, I cracked a nail!Copy !req
306. Thanks, man...Copy !req
307. I knew there was somethin' I
liked about Video World!Copy !req
308. And we are outta here!Copy !req
309. What is that dumb kid doin' now?Copy !req
310. Oh shit!Copy !req
311. Sculley, what the fuck
are you doing?Copy !req
312. Who in the fuck?Copy !req
313. No false heroics, man!Copy !req
314. Oh, man...Copy !req
315. Heh... I'm gonna have some fun
with her tonight, man!Copy !req
316. C'mon, baby, let's see
them big knockers!Copy !req
317. I wouldn't if I were you, man!Copy !req
318. You got some kinda death wish,
man?Copy !req
319. I am the Robot Ninja,
and I kick ass...Copy !req
320. Like hell!Copy !req
321. Revelle?Copy !req
322. REVELLE!Copy !req
323. You son-of-a-bitch fucker!Copy !req
324. Get the hell out of here... now!Copy !req
325. Christopher, wake up!
Christopher!Copy !req
326. I did it!Copy !req
327. I did it!Copy !req
328. What the hell is this, Leonard?Copy !req
329. Good morning, Goodknight.Copy !req
330. You killed that boy!Copy !req
331. He was just a punk kid...
he deserved it.Copy !req
332. No, no, not the punk...
that little boy!Copy !req
333. Oh God.Copy !req
334. Dead is Buddy Revelle, age 23Copy !req
335. and Christopher Curtis, age 13.Copy !req
336. Ridgway Police are
actively pursuing thisCopy !req
337. masked vigilante's arrest
and convictionCopy !req
338. in connection with these deaths.Copy !req
339. I didn't kill him...
I saved him!Copy !req
340. It was that female thug, she
tossed him to the ground!Copy !req
341. That's not how I see it...Copy !req
342. and neither do the cops.Copy !req
343. And why did you take a bunch of
drugs from my medicine cabinet?Copy !req
344. I had to stay awake...Copy !req
345. I had to get those guys!Copy !req
346. Well no more...
where's the uniform?Copy !req
347. No, you're not taking it! I
have to get the girl!Copy !req
348. Get the girl... get her like you
got Christopher Curtis?Copy !req
349. I don't think so, Leonard...Copy !req
350. No, you're not taking it...
not until I'm done.Copy !req
351. You are done.Copy !req
352. No, you should have seen me,
I was great!Copy !req
353. Oh, I'm sure, now
where's the suit?Copy !req
354. Goodknight, I'm sorry.Copy !req
355. I-—Copy !req
356. Go tell it to the cops.Copy !req
357. Fuck you too.Copy !req
358. Quiet night.Copy !req
359. Yeah... a little too quiet.Copy !req
360. C'mere, you son of a bitch!Copy !req
361. You're going to end up
like your friend...Copy !req
362. Not tonight, Ninja-man...Copy !req
363. it's our turn to slice
and dice tonight.Copy !req
364. Kill that fucker!Copy !req
365. Tear his fucking heart out!Copy !req
366. Teach him the way it is!Copy !req
367. This is for Revelle, you
Ninja bastard!Copy !req
368. You're a dead mother
fucker now...Copy !req
369. Jesus!Copy !req
370. Shithead!Copy !req
371. What kind of Robot Ninja
screams in pain?Copy !req
372. Yeah... maybe he ain't like on
the TV show, eh boss?Copy !req
373. Yeah... maybe he ain't.Copy !req
374. Let's see if robots bleed.Copy !req
375. Well... what have we here?Copy !req
376. It don't look like no
robot to me.Copy !req
377. Sure don't. Hold him.Copy !req
378. You got it, babe!Copy !req
379. Hold still... I'm tryin'
some surgery here!Copy !req
380. Hold still, fucker!Copy !req
381. Fucker! Fucker! Fucker!Copy !req
382. C'mon, let's take him
home and kill him!Copy !req
383. Oh... my nuts!Copy !req
384. He's getting away!Copy !req
385. Forget it, I'll get him!Copy !req
386. Oh, shit! Not the cops again!Copy !req
387. Get up, Sculley...Copy !req
388. ya big dickhead.Copy !req
389. Hold it!Copy !req
390. Don't move!Copy !req
391. Dispatch, this is Cameron.Copy !req
392. Please send assistance to the
corner of Cleveland and Mogadore.Copy !req
393. Two men fleeing in black van...Copy !req
394. license number North-
Eastern-Quadrant 549.Copy !req
395. Over.Copy !req
396. Well, let's see where
hero-man goes, eh?Copy !req
397. Goodknig ht!Copy !req
398. GOODKNIGHT?Copy !req
399. We gonna tag him now?Copy !req
400. No no, let him get rested up.Copy !req
401. I don't feel like any
more shit tonight.Copy !req
402. We'll come back in the morning.Copy !req
403. Doctor Hubert Goodknight, eh?Copy !req
404. We'll have to pay a visit to the
doctor tomorrow...Copy !req
405. try and catch the fucker out of
his little playsuit.Copy !req
406. "... and, no surprise,
there's more trouble in Ridgway tonight."Copy !req
407. Police report that the
vigilante posingCopy !req
408. as the Robot Ninja
television character—Copy !req
409. we told you about that
story last night—Copy !req
410. is now responsible for
four more deaths.Copy !req
411. "We go live to Russ Mazzola at
the scene of this tragedy."Copy !req
412. Melanie, it's massacre central
down here at Ridgway PlazaCopy !req
413. where the Robot Ninja vigilante
has claimed at least two more victims.Copy !req
414. - We've got two more over here!
- Two more deaths are being blamed on resistance of arrest.Copy !req
415. The police say there is going to be a
citywide manhunt for this vigilante tonight.Copy !req
416. We have an eyewitness to the entire
massacre, his name is Bert Ralston.Copy !req
417. - Bert, tell us what
happened tonight. - Huh?Copy !req
418. - Tell us what happened, in your
own words. - Oh. Okay.Copy !req
419. Well this guy comes up, see... he's
about six, six-one, uh, blond hair...Copy !req
420. wore this kind of like metal uh,
uh, mask, across his faceCopy !req
421. with a visor in the, in the,
over the eyes...Copy !req
422. it was kind of silver,
kind of like a bondage-style welder's maskCopy !req
423. and he had a black outfit
with this, uh...Copy !req
424. kind of like a pajama
outifit with a...Copy !req
425. a red sash, and those Chinese
slippers on his feet—Copy !req
426. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but what
happened, Bert?Copy !req
427. Well I don't know, I
didn't see much.Copy !req
428. This is Russ Mazzola, Live
Action-Cam 5 in Ridgway.Copy !req
429. Back to you at the studio,
Melanie.Copy !req
430. Hello. Goodknight here.Copy !req
431. I'm out of town until
tomorrow morning.Copy !req
432. Leave a message at the tone.Copy !req
433. "I lost... I should have won"Copy !req
434. Who the hell?Copy !req
435. Leonard...Copy !req
436. Dammit.Copy !req
437. Hiya, doc...Copy !req
438. have a nice fall!Copy !req
439. C'mon, we got us a Robot
Ninja to disarm.Copy !req
440. Let's do it.Copy !req
441. Hey Sanchez... check this.Copy !req
442. Y'know the doc's given us no end
of trouble 'cause of this here suit.Copy !req
443. Y'know, I think you're right.Copy !req
444. I think the doc deserves someCopy !req
445. punishment for the
hassles he's given us.Copy !req
446. Now you got the idea.Copy !req
447. Lookit that...Copy !req
448. the doc's ready to play.Copy !req
449. We about killed you
last night...Copy !req
450. we would've if it weren't for
the pigs gettin' in the way.Copy !req
451. We're killin'you tonight, though...
and you'll end your stint as Robot Ninja.Copy !req
452. No, no, it's not me. I'm not
the Robot Ninja!Copy !req
453. Oh no? Then why did we follow
him here last night? Huh?Copy !req
454. I just—Copy !req
455. built it for a friend...Copy !req
456. Bullshit!Copy !req
457. If that's true, then
where is he?Copy !req
458. TELL ME!Copy !req
459. NOW!Copy !req
460. Never...Copy !req
461. go to hell!Copy !req
462. I already been there...Copy !req
463. and ll didn't like the weather.Copy !req
464. Sculley... gun!Copy !req
465. Well, I gotta go.Copy !req
466. But let me not be so rude as
to just kill and go.Copy !req
467. I should really say goodbye.Copy !req
468. Good night, Goodknight!Copy !req
469. Nobody fucks with Gody Sanchez!Copy !req
470. Alright.Copy !req
471. Let's get rid of him.Copy !req
472. It's time...Copy !req
473. to play.Copy !req
474. "Good knight?"Copy !req
475. Goodknight?Copy !req
476. Goodknight?Copy !req
477. Goodknight?Copy !req
478. Goodknight...Copy !req
479. Come in Hickox, this is Cameron.Copy !req
480. Go ahead.Copy !req
481. Yeah, uh, a man reported a
sighting of the suspect vehicleCopy !req
482. about half an hour ago heading toward
the old junkyard on the edge of town.Copy !req
483. Uh, the man said something about
a couple of punk kidsCopy !req
484. harassing some of the students down at the,
uh, high school dance.Copy !req
485. Over.Copy !req
486. Good God!Copy !req
487. I was gonna take a run down to the
junkyard area and check things out.Copy !req
488. Sound okay?Copy !req
489. Hickox, do you copy?Copy !req
490. Uh, Hickox, does that
sound okay, sir?Copy !req
491. Yes, Cameron, yes!Copy !req
492. Get to the junkyard now,
I'll meet you there!Copy !req
493. I'm not going to lose...
please...Copy !req
494. So... I get to have the
pleasure of killing you.Copy !req
495. Well that's too bad.Copy !req
496. I wanted Sanchez to
have that fun.Copy !req
497. Oh well.Copy !req
498. I am the Robot Ninja...Copy !req
499. Not for long you ain't...Copy !req
500. Fucker!Copy !req
501. Ya fucking cut me, man!Copy !req
502. and I kick ass...Copy !req
503. Sculley? SCULLEY!Copy !req
504. Die, copper!Copy !req
505. Shit...Copy !req
506. what an idiot move!Copy !req
507. No fuckin' around this time,
Robot Ninja...Copy !req
508. I agree...Copy !req
509. You son of a bitch...Copy !req
510. We'll meet again, Robot Ninja...Copy !req
511. Just... like...Copy !req
512. I planned...Copy !req
513. Miller?Copy !req
514. Open the door, it's
Officer Hickox!Copy !req
515. Miller!Copy !req
516. Copy, Mister Buckshot.Copy !req
517. Uh, thank you.Copy !req
518. Well, son, how's it look?Copy !req
519. Oh, just fine, chief, just fine!Copy !req
520. Good work, son. Let's get
this ready to goCopy !req
521. SO you can go back to this
month's issue of Bayou-Man, huh?Copy !req
522. Good work, boy.Copy !req
523. Yes sir, Mister Hammarstrom.Copy !req
524. We'll be shipping you those new
Robot Ninja books next week.Copy !req
525. Yes, that's true. These will
be the last ones.Copy !req
526. Uh-huh. Thank you.Copy !req
527. Another request for the
collector's edition.Copy !req
528. We've already prebooked more
copies than DC's Dark Knight series!Copy !req
529. I wonder what kind of sales
these bookstoresCopy !req
530. are going to have that
they've ordered so many!Copy !req
531. Don't worry. Lennie's always
been a big draw!Copy !req
532. Hey, you gonna buy that?Copy !req
533. Yeah, I think so.Copy !req
534. You better, Bobby, it's gonna be
worth some money soon.Copy !req
535. Ah, managed to get yourself
one of these, eh?Copy !req
536. Yeah, what's the big deal
with those anyway?Copy !req
537. The artist, Lennie Miller,
killed himself about a month ago.Copy !req
538. Shot himself in the head.Copy !req
539. Didn't stop the publisher from
crankin' it out real quick, though, did it?Copy !req
540. These are the most violently
graphic comics ever released.Copy !req
541. They're only printing a few
thousand of them.Copy !req
542. Funny, most of it's not
very realistic.Copy !req
543. Not very graphic, either.Copy !req
544. Okay, thanks.Copy !req
545. Have fun.Copy !req
546. Wow, this guy's cool.Copy !req
547. Sure wish I could be him.Copy !req
548. Not me... look at the ending!Copy !req
549. What a way to end a comic book!Copy !req