1. Oh, how do you do,
ladies and gentlemen.Copy !req
2. My-my name is, uh,
Slick Slavin,Copy !req
3. and I'm just out here
for a moment or twoCopy !req
4. to kind of, uh, kind of
warm up the, uh, the show,Copy !req
5. kind of warm you up
for the movie that's about to follow.Copy !req
6. And I...
Oh, Mother!Copy !req
7. How are you?
So good to see you. Dad.Copy !req
8. Hi, Dad. How come
you're not sitting together?Copy !req
9. Oh.Copy !req
10. Melvin. Melvin, a little chocolate
on your face, Melvin.Copy !req
11. Let me get it off.
There we are.Copy !req
12. Uh, Melvin, you might as well take that,
share it with your friends.Copy !req
13. But, uh, anyway,
while I'm out here, I'd like...Copy !req
14. How do you like that? A plane in my act,
and it's not even third dimension.Copy !req
15. Well, what are you gonna do?Copy !req
16. Goodbye, 2-D!
Bye, 2-D!Copy !req
17. I tell you what,
ladies and gentlemen,Copy !req
18. probably a lot of you folks
have been thinkingCopy !req
19. about how your various Hollywood stars
will look and sound in 3-D.Copy !req
20. So, I more or less would like
to show it to you,Copy !req
21. and, uh, I'd like to sing
a little song that I wrote—Copy !req
22. That I wrote!--
a little song that I wroteCopy !req
23. entitled "My Heart ls
Owned and Operated by You."Copy !req
24. And in the song, we'll more or less
explain the rest to you as we go along.Copy !req
25. Here we go.Copy !req
26. Now, Cary Grant will probably look
and sound in third dimensionCopy !req
27. something like this,
singing the same song.Copy !req
28. "Robot" sounds
like a plug for a picture!Copy !req
29. Jimmy Stewart doing the song.Copy !req
30. Ronald Colman doing the song.Copy !req
31. Once again Grant. I do four.Copy !req
32. Jimmy Cagney doing the song.Copy !req
33. Now, Cagney walks
like he's a little out of balance.Copy !req
34. Jimmy Cagney-Copy !req
35. Used to work in silent pictures.Copy !req
36. Here's a fella makes $10,000 a week,
can't afford a belt.Copy !req
37. Humphrey Bogart
doing the song. Humphrey Bogart.Copy !req
38. Okay, Rosie,
I can't stand those leeches.Copy !req
39. Come out of that washroom
and come out clean.Copy !req
40. Larry Parks from The Jolson Story.
Larry Parks.Copy !req
41. We've been working on this for months.Copy !req
42. God bless you,
I didn't think you'd get it.Copy !req
43. Peter Lorre doing the song.
Peter Lorre, what talent.Copy !req
44. You see the little earthworm,
he has no one to play with.Copy !req
45. I cut you in half.Copy !req
46. Now you have someone to play with.Copy !req
47. Hey, there's a clever line...
Swell.Copy !req
48. Sydney Greenstreet doing the song.
Greenstreet. Wow!Copy !req
49. Mr. Lorre, drop that knife.
Drop that knife, Mr. Lorre.Copy !req
50. Drop that knife! Haven't I taught you
to eat with a fork?Copy !req
51. Hey, there's
a good one— Maybe not.Copy !req
52. Charles Laughton doing the song.
Laughton. Wow.Copy !req
53. By the way,
ladies, this is very reducing.Copy !req
54. And this is how
I'll look and sound in 3-D.Copy !req
55. Thank you so much,
ladies and gentlemen.Copy !req
56. And, uh, well, I guess now we're
gonna kind of get on with the show.Copy !req
57. I want to say that I certainly hope
to see you real soonCopy !req
58. in this very same theatre.Copy !req
59. So, God bless you. We'll see you.
Now, on with the show.Copy !req
60. - Am I dead?
- You're disintegrated.Copy !req
61. Good. Does that mean we can
play house now? You promised.Copy !req
62. These woods are full of spacemen.
It's either them or us. Come on.Copy !req
63. Spacemen, you must die!Copy !req
64. Did you say something?Copy !req
65. He says we must die.Copy !req
66. Oh, we— Well, if you insist.
But come here.Copy !req
67. Wouldn't it be nicer if we
could live at peace with each other?Copy !req
68. Okay, I'll be from a friendly planet.Copy !req
69. Good. Does that mean
we can play house now?Copy !req
70. No. I'm friendly, but I still have
to find out what they're doing here.Copy !req
71. We— we are archeologists, boy,
people who try to find outCopy !req
72. what men were like way back
before they could read or write.Copy !req
73. The only way to pass on what they
knew was through pictures like this one.Copy !req
74. You see, our job is
to chip it out carefullyCopy !req
75. and take it to a museum
so people can study it.Copy !req
76. Gee! Are you scientists?Copy !req
77. It's even better than
being cowboys, huh, Professor?Copy !req
78. You bet!Copy !req
79. Was he a spaceman robot?Copy !req
80. As far as we know, there were
no spacemen in those times,Copy !req
81. and robots either.Copy !req
82. He looks like some of those people
I saw last time I was on Pluto.Copy !req
83. Oh!
What's your name, son?Copy !req
84. Johnny!Copy !req
85. Uh-oh, Johnny,Copy !req
86. it looks like you've stirred a little
outside of your orbit, doesn't it?Copy !req
87. - Carla!
- Here we are, in the cave.Copy !req
88. My mother and sister.
Bet you'd like her.Copy !req
89. No doubt.Copy !req
90. Johnny, that wasn't fair.Copy !req
91. You kids promised
you'd take a nap right after lunchCopy !req
92. if we took you on this picnic,
and off you scoot!Copy !req
93. I hope he hasn't given you
any trouble.Copy !req
94. Not at all. Johnny,
at the camp I used to go to,Copy !req
95. we used to have to take a nap after lunch,
right up until we were 14.Copy !req
96. - You did?
- Sure.Copy !req
97. Will you be here when I get back?Copy !req
98. If we are, you are welcome
to join us.Copy !req
99. Fine.Copy !req
100. Come on, come on,
quit stalling.Copy !req
101. Here, dear.Copy !req
102. There you are.
Take this too, darling.Copy !req
103. Fine.Copy !req
104. You want to take that?Copy !req
105. If Dad was still alive,
I bet he'd let me stay.Copy !req
106. I don't think he would, John.Copy !req
107. Say, are we ever gonna have
a new father around our house?Copy !req
108. I don't know, dear.
Would you like that?Copy !req
109. If we do,
I hope he's a big scientistCopy !req
110. that makes rocket ships
and things like that.Copy !req
111. Extension Ro-Man, XJ-2,
reporting to Guidance Ro-Man.Copy !req
112. I salute you.Copy !req
113. You are late 14 minutes!Copy !req
114. Gravitational pull
is stronger than reported—Copy !req
115. .7652 higher than our planet.Copy !req
116. Accepted. Report.Copy !req
117. May I ask first for other news?Copy !req
118. Granted. No life has been
discovered on any other planets.Copy !req
119. Earth is our only rival.Copy !req
120. Was, Great Guidance.Copy !req
121. The Hu-Man knew
about atomic energyCopy !req
122. but had not mastered the cosmic ray.Copy !req
123. Wherever I directed the calcinator beam,
they crumbled.Copy !req
124. At first, the fools thought it came
from one among their many nations.Copy !req
125. They began destroying each other
with hydrogen bombs.Copy !req
126. I announced myself to keep them
from wiping out cities,Copy !req
127. which will give our people
much amusement.Copy !req
128. Too late,
they banded against me.Copy !req
129. Their resistance pattern
showed some intelligence,Copy !req
130. but all are gone now.Copy !req
131. The way is clear for our people.Copy !req
132. I want facts, not words.Copy !req
133. Fact A: My pulse has been
reduced to plus-zero-zero.Copy !req
134. Reject! Error!Copy !req
135. Error? But Great Guidance,
I have proved it!Copy !req
136. My energizer has scan-checked
by square feet.Copy !req
137. No life above
Lepidoptera level exists.Copy !req
138. My computator is more accurate.Copy !req
139. In the 22nd category,
there is an error of 16 billionths.Copy !req
140. The Great One is never wrong.Copy !req
141. Then there are perhaps
eight people left on earth?Copy !req
142. Not perhaps. Precisely.Copy !req
143. Find and destroy them,
then report back.Copy !req
144. Hey, Pop!Copy !req
145. Pop.Copy !req
146. Martha, it's all right!
He's here!Copy !req
147. Pop, what do you think...?Copy !req
148. I've a good mind to give you a thrashing.
Didn't we tell youCopy !req
149. never, never, never to go outside of
those wires without our permission!Copy !req
150. Martha! Anger won't keep the boy
from doing it again.Copy !req
151. We must tell him why.Copy !req
152. You know the terrible things
that have happenedCopy !req
153. when Ro-Man landed on earth.Copy !req
154. The only reason we are still aliveCopy !req
155. is that your sister Alice and I
worked out a wayCopy !req
156. to reflect his deadly beams
away from the house.Copy !req
157. He can't see us,
he can't hear us,Copy !req
158. but one word spoken
outside the barrierCopy !req
159. and he will be down on us.Copy !req
160. Do you understand that, Johnny?Copy !req
161. - But I saw him!
- Saw who?Copy !req
162. Ro-Man. He's in the cave
at the end of the ravine.Copy !req
163. Then he's found us out.Copy !req
164. Not yet, or we'd all be dead by now.
Are you sure?Copy !req
165. I was in the cave, painting his picture
the way we saw him on the viewer screen.Copy !req
166. Why were you doing that, Johnny?Copy !req
167. So in case he did wipe out
the human race,Copy !req
168. there'd be some record
of how it happened.Copy !req
169. Go on, go on.Copy !req
170. I heard him coming,
ducked out just in time.Copy !req
171. Looked to me like he was
making it his home.Copy !req
172. Why here? Why so close?Copy !req
173. Maybe we could kill him,
huh, Pop?Copy !req
174. No, Johnny. The armies of
the entire world tried and failed.Copy !req
175. We have thrown everything
we had at him, but he's impervious.Copy !req
176. Unless we can find his weak spot.Copy !req
177. Could I have
just a little water, Mom?Copy !req
178. Yes, dear.Copy !req
179. But why here? Why here?Copy !req
180. Perhaps we're the last people
on earth, Dad.Copy !req
181. He senses our presence and keeps
calculating closer and closer.Copy !req
182. I don't believe that.Copy !req
183. I'm sure there were
some other scientific mindsCopy !req
184. capable of rigging a foil
to prevent detection.Copy !req
185. If we only could find a way,Copy !req
186. only one way of
communication with each other.Copy !req
187. Do you think we still have
a garrison on the space platform?Copy !req
188. Ro-Man hasn't destroyed that yet.Copy !req
189. Well...Copy !req
190. It could be. If we only
could get through to them.Copy !req
191. But why should we succeed
where others failed?Copy !req
192. Don't you talk like that, dear.Copy !req
193. This may be them!Copy !req
194. Maybe they are coming through
from the space platform.Copy !req
195. Hu-mans, listen to me.Copy !req
196. Due to an error in calculation,
there are still a few of you left.Copy !req
197. You escaped destruction
because I did not know you existed.Copy !req
198. Now I know you are watching.Copy !req
199. I see five of you
who have not been destroyed-Copy !req
200. Show yourselves, and I promise you
a painless death.Copy !req
201. Just the five of us left?Copy !req
202. But this is incredible!Copy !req
203. It means that Roy's gone too!Copy !req
204. I'll bet Alice is happy,
the way they used to fight.Copy !req
205. Don't say that, Johnny.Copy !req
206. Roy was a great scientist.Copy !req
207. I would have never developed
the serum without him.Copy !req
208. The trouble was he wouldn't admit
I was good in my field.Copy !req
209. Anyone who could fix
that view screenCopy !req
210. after what that blast did to it
is better than good.Copy !req
211. Oh. Easy, easy.Copy !req
212. I'm sorry.Copy !req
213. Seems silly after all the terrible
things that have happened...Copy !req
214. to go to pieces over one miserable,Copy !req
215. egotistical, impossible guy!Copy !req
216. Poor Roy!Copy !req
217. Do you wonder what happened
to your fellows?Copy !req
218. Watch them.Copy !req
219. My calcinator beam
wiped out your last legions,Copy !req
220. your last scientists
in their deepest shelters.Copy !req
221. Everyone but you few.Copy !req
222. There is no escape from me!Copy !req
223. Very well. I will recalculate.Copy !req
224. Your death will be indescribable!Copy !req
225. Fool Hu-Mans!
There is no escape!Copy !req
226. Perhaps we should talk to him—
try to arrange a truce, make peace.Copy !req
227. He would be able to plot
our position immediately.Copy !req
228. If Ro-Man wants us,
he should calculate us.Copy !req
229. Have you made the correction?Copy !req
230. I need guidance, Great One.Copy !req
231. For the first time in my life,
I am not sure.Copy !req
232. You sound like a Hu-Man,
not a Ro-man.Copy !req
233. Can you not verify a fact?Copy !req
234. I meshed my LPI
with the view screen auditorCopy !req
235. and picked up a count of five.Copy !req
236. Error! Error!
There are eight!Copy !req
237. Then the other three still elude me.Copy !req
238. And all escaped detection
by the directional beam.Copy !req
239. Is it possible they have a counter-power?Copy !req
240. And if they have, reduce!Copy !req
241. Correlate! Eliminate error!Copy !req
242. Is this not the law?Copy !req
243. I will find them, Great One.
Trust me.Copy !req
244. And if the C-ray fails,Copy !req
245. I will use physical means.Copy !req
246. Planet Earth can revolve once more.Copy !req
247. Then you must either report success
or I will sentence you for failure!Copy !req
248. Shh! It might be Ro-Man!Copy !req
249. If the atomic guns
can't stop him...Copy !req
250. It's not for him, it's for us.Copy !req
251. Hi there! Anybody home?Copy !req
252. - It's Roy!
- Roy! He's alive!Copy !req
253. Do you know who's in the cave
at the end of the ravine?Copy !req
254. - Ro-Man.
- Ro-Man.Copy !req
255. Well, I-I was as close to him
as I am to you.Copy !req
256. So was I.Copy !req
257. But he didn't know that I was there.Copy !req
258. - Do you know why?
- Maybe you're not worth noticing.Copy !req
259. Well, now I know I'm in the right house.Copy !req
260. Yes, and a moment ago, she was
crying because you were dead.Copy !req
261. You didn't have to waste
any tears on me, honey.Copy !req
262. I bear a charmed life!Copy !req
263. Ro-Man spoke to us
over the view screen.Copy !req
264. He said that we are the last
five people on earth.Copy !req
265. Is he lying, or are there
any other people?Copy !req
266. Two more: Jason and McCloud.Copy !req
267. But why them?
That doesn't make sense.Copy !req
268. Oh, doesn't it? Look, the Professor
here spends his entire lifeCopy !req
269. trying to discover a serum,
an antibiotic serumCopy !req
270. that will cure all diseases,
even the common cold.Copy !req
271. And thanks to his
wise choice of assistants,Copy !req
272. he manages to achieve his goal.Copy !req
273. And so, who does he experiment on
with his first injections?Copy !req
274. Himself, his family, myself,
and Jason and McCloud.Copy !req
275. Therefore, the great antibioticCopy !req
276. is also the immunizer
to Ro-Man's death ray.Copy !req
277. And I thought it was the electronic
barricade around the house!Copy !req
278. Well, that may prevent Ro-Man
from finding us and blowing us up...Copy !req
279. Which is nothing.Copy !req
280. but against the sweep of
the death ray, it's powerless.Copy !req
281. No, the serum, that's the thing.Copy !req
282. Couldn't you find
any more in the lab?Copy !req
283. Plenty.
But I didn't bring it.Copy !req
284. Why?Copy !req
285. Because we managed
to gather enough fuelCopy !req
286. to take a rocket ship
to the space platform,Copy !req
287. and there's enough serum on board
to immunize the entire garrison there.Copy !req
288. Does the garrison know you're coming?Copy !req
289. Well, how could I tell them
without letting Ro-Man know too?Copy !req
290. They know what's going on down here.Copy !req
291. They'll figure it's Ro-Man
and blast the ship right out of the sky.Copy !req
292. We'll have to get word
to the space platform, that's all.Copy !req
293. Jason and McCloud take off
in two days.Copy !req
294. On foot, it would take me
longer than that to get back there.Copy !req
295. We'll have to rewire the circuits
on the view screenCopy !req
296. so that we can broadcast
without Ro-Man picking it up.Copy !req
297. But such a complicated job
in two days?Copy !req
298. Well, at least I can try.Copy !req
299. If I only had a decent assistantCopy !req
300. who could take orders
instead of trying to be the boss.Copy !req
301. I'm bossy? You're so bossy,Copy !req
302. you ought to be milked
before you come home at night.Copy !req
303. - Children, children!
- All right, I'm sorry.Copy !req
304. I'm sorry, Professor. Okay,
boss, where do I begin?Copy !req
305. Don't you have to loop it?Copy !req
306. Roy, will you not argue, please!Copy !req
307. You know something?
You're either too beautiful to be so smartCopy !req
308. or too smart to be so beautiful.Copy !req
309. I guess
we do get along all right at that.Copy !req
310. But let's work together now.
We can play later.Copy !req
311. Roy, what time is it?Copy !req
312. - 4:30.
- Of what day, Roy?Copy !req
313. I can't remember the day!
I'm so tired.Copy !req
314. There. There.Copy !req
315. Oh, Roy, we'll never make it.Copy !req
316. - I can't control my hands anymore!Copy !req
317. - Let's rest a little.
- Oh, but we can't!Copy !req
318. Roy's right. It's time
you get some sleep, Alice.Copy !req
319. Jiminy! Two days you've been at it!Copy !req
320. Oh, not that long,
it can't be that long!Copy !req
321. The rocket ship must have
taken off at dawn.Copy !req
322. They are either there by now, or...Copy !req
323. Then I've failed you.Copy !req
324. I'm sorry, Dad.Copy !req
325. Failed? Do you realize what
you tried to do is impossible?Copy !req
326. - Yet you almost did it.
- But I didn't.Copy !req
327. Hu-mans!Copy !req
328. Yesterday I calculated five of you.Copy !req
329. Now I find six.Copy !req
330. He still doesn't know
about Jason and McCloud.Copy !req
331. There were eight of you.Copy !req
332. The Guidance Ro-Man
who understands everythingCopy !req
333. showed me that.Copy !req
334. Yet I might have had trouble
locating the other twoCopy !req
335. had they not taken off in a rocket ship
and revealed their presence.Copy !req
336. Look, Hu-Mans!Copy !req
337. They are headed for the space platform,Copy !req
338. which Guidance Ro-Man sparedCopy !req
339. because it would have been
a convenience for my peopleCopy !req
340. when they arrive on earth.Copy !req
341. The space platform.Copy !req
342. But now we shall destroy that too.Copy !req
343. Now watch!Copy !req
344. 10, 9, 8...Copy !req
345. The Great One himself
sends the cosmic blast...Copy !req
346. that atomizes rocket ship...Copy !req
347. space platform...Copy !req
348. Hu-Mans seven and eight, all!Copy !req
349. And now, of the two billion,
there are six.Copy !req
350. Calculate your chances.Copy !req
351. Negative. Negative.Copy !req
352. Negative.Copy !req
353. Is there a choice between
a painless surrender deathCopy !req
354. and the horror of resistance death?Copy !req
355. Show yourselves!Copy !req
356. By your clock time,
in one hour I seek you out.Copy !req
357. Last warning.Copy !req
358. Mommy, why doesn't he like people?Copy !req
359. I don't know, darling.Copy !req
360. Perhaps if we could talk to him.Copy !req
361. You'd better go and rest too.Copy !req
362. George, we can't go on
this way much longer.Copy !req
363. Our food is almost gone.Copy !req
364. What else can we do?
Commit suicide?Copy !req
365. Or give in to Ro-Man
as the last people on earth?Copy !req
366. George, talk to him. Make him
see that we won't harm him.Copy !req
367. He can let us live.Copy !req
368. If Alice could have finished
rewiring the view screen,Copy !req
369. you could have talked to the platform
without Ro-Man discovering our presence.Copy !req
370. Why can't you talk directly to him?Copy !req
371. I could. Of course I could.Copy !req
372. As soon as Alice
has had her sleep, I will.Copy !req
373. Not like that.Copy !req
374. Alice, look, you simply
can't connect these two circuits.Copy !req
375. Here, let me.Copy !req
376. Ro-Man! Ro-Man!Copy !req
377. Do you scan us on your view screen?Copy !req
378. [Ro-Man]
Yes, earthman, I see you.Copy !req
379. This means only one thing:Copy !req
380. You have decided to take
the easy way out.Copy !req
381. No, Ro-Man. We have
fought you to a standstill,Copy !req
382. and we will go on doing it
as long as necessary.Copy !req
383. If you try to figure out our position,Copy !req
384. you are wasting your time!Copy !req
385. None shall escape me.Copy !req
386. I shall find a way to rid
this Earth planet of Hu-Mans!Copy !req
387. No!Copy !req
388. We human will not give up
this earth of ours.Copy !req
389. But let me ask you something else:Copy !req
390. What do you have to fear from us?Copy !req
391. Let me show you the six people
you want to destroy.Copy !req
392. First, my wife, Martha,Copy !req
393. my companion for 23 years.Copy !req
394. Is there anything to fear
from this woman?Copy !req
395. The Hu-Man woman
is the bringer of Hu-Man life.Copy !req
396. There must be an end to your race.Copy !req
397. Or my children, Alice...Copy !req
398. No.Copy !req
399. I have a mission to perform.Copy !req
400. Carla...Copy !req
401. I am built to have no emotions.Copy !req
402. and Johnny.Copy !req
403. The boy is impertinent!Copy !req
404. Or is it in the ethical code
of your peopleCopy !req
405. that children must be murdered?Copy !req
406. You are not like my people.Copy !req
407. You are savage barbarians.Copy !req
408. Non-Ro-Man. Animals.Copy !req
409. Take my assistant, Roy,Copy !req
410. who has developed a serum with meCopy !req
411. which would have wiped out
disease among my people.Copy !req
412. Wait.Copy !req
413. There is something
I do not understand quite,Copy !req
414. but I want to see the girl Al-ice again.Copy !req
415. We want peace, Ro-Man,
but peace with honor.Copy !req
416. I will talk with the girl.Copy !req
417. It is not in the plan,
but although I cannot verify it,Copy !req
418. I feel that she will understand.Copy !req
419. No!Copy !req
420. I am the head of this family unit!
You have to talk with me!Copy !req
421. Calculate, Hu-Man!
If I meet with the girl,Copy !req
422. I may find a way
to integrate you into the plan.Copy !req
423. It is not a fact,
but what you would call a hope.Copy !req
424. Name the place, Ro-Man.
I will be there.Copy !req
425. I do not understand,Copy !req
426. but it is only the one
called Al-ice that I want to see.Copy !req
427. Here I am, Ro-Man.
Where shall we meet?Copy !req
428. Do you know the area
of the fork of the two dry rivers?Copy !req
429. There is a ruin there.
I will meet you in an hour,Copy !req
430. but you must be alone.Copy !req
431. I will be there.Copy !req
432. You will not!
Have you gone crazy?Copy !req
433. We've played every other card.
Why not try this one?Copy !req
434. Do you realize what you're doing?Copy !req
435. If there's a chance I can strike
a better bargain than Father,Copy !req
436. then I'm the one to go.Copy !req
437. Is Alice gonna have a date
with Ro-Man?Copy !req
438. This is madness, Alice.
Roy, you have to speak to her.Copy !req
439. I know I'm not in the family, Alice,
but your father's right.Copy !req
440. You mean there are certain things
nice girls don't do,Copy !req
441. even if it means that man's
millions of years of struggleCopy !req
442. up from the sea, the slime,
the fight to breathe air,Copy !req
443. to stand erect, to think,
to conquer nature—Copy !req
444. Even if all this is stopped cold
by a doting father and a jealous suitor?Copy !req
445. I just don't happen to believe
that any human beingCopy !req
446. should degrade himself
in order to survive.Copy !req
447. You'd rather just have us
go out of business, is that it?Copy !req
448. Letter returned,
no forwarding address?Copy !req
449. Can't you see you're being
sentimental idiots,Copy !req
450. letting your emotions
run away with you?Copy !req
451. Perhaps that is
a quality of being human—Copy !req
452. The very thing that makes us
different from Ro-Man,Copy !req
453. the difference
we are trying to preserve.Copy !req
454. Very pretty talk, but I still
intend to do something about it!Copy !req
455. - Get out of my way.
- You're not going.Copy !req
456. - I said get out of my way!
- And I said you're not going!Copy !req
457. John-ny! John-ny!Copy !req
458. Johnny's gone!Copy !req
459. You don't think he'd be
outside the barricade...!Copy !req
460. Oh, that fool romantic kid
would try anything!Copy !req
461. What a family I have!Copy !req
462. I didn't do anything.Copy !req
463. Johnny has left the barricade.Copy !req
464. He might have it in his head to find
Ro-Man. We have to stop him.Copy !req
465. Don't worry, Professor,
Alice and I can find him.Copy !req
466. I'll go, of course,
but don't either of you speak to me.Copy !req
467. But be careful of Ro-Man.Copy !req
468. When Johnny comes back,
I will set off a flare.Copy !req
469. Right.Copy !req
470. What are you doing here, boy?Copy !req
471. My sister isn't coming.Copy !req
472. So they sent you?Copy !req
473. I came by myself. I wanted
to find out what you had against me.Copy !req
474. You are Hu-Man. Your people
were getting too intelligent.Copy !req
475. We could not wait until you were
strong enough to attack us.Copy !req
476. We had to attack you first.Copy !req
477. I think you're just a big bully,
picking on people smaller than you are.Copy !req
478. Now I will kill you.Copy !req
479. You look like a pooped-out pinwheel!Copy !req
480. So... the calcinator death ray
really cannot harm you.Copy !req
481. Your father must be a brilliant scientist.Copy !req
482. He's got a super serum that keeps
people from ever getting sick.Copy !req
483. How do you know it works?Copy !req
484. 'Cause he tried it on me and Carla
and Alice and Roy and everybody,Copy !req
485. and we don't get sick
even when we swallow capsulesCopy !req
486. with real bad bugs in 'em.Copy !req
487. And the two men who took off
on the rocket ship,Copy !req
488. they also had this injection?Copy !req
489. Sure, they—Copy !req
490. [Ro-Man] You have told me
all I need to know.Copy !req
491. I will calculate the spectrum dust
in the calcinator death rayCopy !req
492. to counteract this antibiotic,Copy !req
493. and you will all be destroyed.Copy !req
494. George!
George, there he is!Copy !req
495. Oh, he looks all right.Copy !req
496. Oh, thank God!
Thank God!Copy !req
497. Johnny! Johnny!Copy !req
498. - Ohh!
- Where did you go?Copy !req
499. There, there, darling, it's all right.Copy !req
500. Now tell us all about it.Copy !req
501. No, it isn't, Mom.
I gave it all away.Copy !req
502. I didn't mean to, but I did.Copy !req
503. You did what?Copy !req
504. I wanted to talk to Ro-Man,Copy !req
505. but he got out of me how we were
protected from the death ray,Copy !req
506. and now he's gonna
do something about it.Copy !req
507. It's all right, boy.
You did right.Copy !req
508. And Ro-Man won't find it easy
to counteract the serum,Copy !req
509. so we have still a little time left.Copy !req
510. I only wish it were over now.Copy !req
511. Well, when it is, can I go over
to Janie's house and borrow her dolls?Copy !req
512. Yes, er, of course, darling.Copy !req
513. - Johnny's safe!
- Shh! Ro-Man might hear us.Copy !req
514. Oh!Copy !req
515. What has kept you two?
We were worried!Copy !req
516. Now, really, Father,
isn't it obvious?Copy !req
517. Have you
been playing house?Copy !req
518. Professor, uh,
it may sound silly to you,Copy !req
519. but Alice and I want to get married,
and we were wonderingCopy !req
520. how you'd feel
about performing the ceremony.Copy !req
521. - You want me to...?
- Oh, yes!Copy !req
522. In that case, let's do it!Copy !req
523. And I want you to know, this is
the biggest social event of the year!Copy !req
524. The whole darn town will turn out!Copy !req
525. Great Guidance, I have discovered
the secret of our failureCopy !req
526. to destroy the remaining Hu-Mans!Copy !req
527. Our C-ray, the calcinator death ray,
cannot penetrate them.Copy !req
528. They have been made immune
through the antibiotic serumCopy !req
529. which I believe is the same
as our formula X-Z-A.Copy !req
530. Reduce their counter-power!
Eliminate the error!Copy !req
531. Death to Hu-Mans can come by force!Copy !req
532. I will use physical means, Great One.Copy !req
533. The plan shall be fulfilled.Copy !req
534. The planet Earth has half revolved.Copy !req
535. You have but a short time
to achieve our goal.Copy !req
536. All right, places!Copy !req
537. Go.Copy !req
538. Dearly beloved,
we are gathered here to...Copy !req
539. Dear Lord,Copy !req
540. you know that
I am not trained for this job.Copy !req
541. But I have tried to live by your laws:Copy !req
542. the Ten Commandments,
the Beatitudes, the Golden Rule.Copy !req
543. I would like you to look down
on Alice and RoyCopy !req
544. and give your blessing.Copy !req
545. Even in this darkest hour,
we have kept the faith.Copy !req
546. In your grand design, there may be
no room for man's triumphCopy !req
547. over this particular evil
that has beset us.Copy !req
548. But if by any chance
victory should be on our side,Copy !req
549. I want you to give a long lifeCopy !req
550. to Alice and Roy,
and a fruitful one.Copy !req
551. But no matter how it ends, Lord,Copy !req
552. watch over them this night.Copy !req
553. Watch over us all.Copy !req
554. Amen.Copy !req
555. And now, I pronounce you
man and wife.Copy !req
556. Roy, do you have the ring?Copy !req
557. Why, I... I didn't think about that.Copy !req
558. Oh, brother! Are you
gonna have to pick up after him!Copy !req
559. I wanted you to have it
someday anyhow, dear.Copy !req
560. With this ring, I thee wed.Copy !req
561. And the only thing
to seal it now is a kiss.Copy !req
562. Where are you going
on your honeymoon, Niagara Falls?Copy !req
563. Well, to tell the truth,
we hadn't thought about that.Copy !req
564. Wherever you go, be careful.Copy !req
565. And I want you back
the first thing in the morning.Copy !req
566. And in case you don't know...
there's a war going on,Copy !req
567. and now more than ever,
I don't want to give up.Copy !req
568. Thanks for everything, Dad,
most of all for having raised Alice.Copy !req
569. You too, Mom.Copy !req
570. I'll go get my things and then we'll go.Copy !req
571. She'll have to have some flowers.
It isn't right.Copy !req
572. Roy! Alice! Wait for me!Copy !req
573. Carla, what are you doing here?Copy !req
574. I didn't get you any presents.Copy !req
575. Oh, you little rascal.Copy !req
576. Thank you very much. Now,
you'd better run right on home.Copy !req
577. Quickly, Carla.Copy !req
578. What are you doing here alone,
girl child?Copy !req
579. My daddy won't let you hurt me.Copy !req
580. We'll see.Copy !req
581. Great Guidance,
I have a favorable report.Copy !req
582. I have already eliminated one of them.Copy !req
583. Force was necessary.Copy !req
584. It was a simple matter of strangulation.Copy !req
585. That leaves four.Copy !req
586. Error again! Five!Copy !req
587. Four and one more,Copy !req
588. on whom I have made an estimate
in relation to our strategic reserve.Copy !req
589. The plan should include
one living human for reference,Copy !req
590. in case of unforeseen contingencies.Copy !req
591. Do you question the plan?Copy !req
592. No, Great One, I only postulate.Copy !req
593. Proceed on schedule.Copy !req
594. Destroy the others, all of them.Copy !req
595. Oh!Copy !req
596. Carla! Carla!Copy !req
597. Carla! No, no, no!Copy !req
598. Shh! He will hear you!Copy !req
599. I don't care!
I don't care!Copy !req
600. You must care!
You must not give up!Copy !req
601. I am ordered to kill you.Copy !req
602. I must do it with my hands.Copy !req
603. How is it you're so strong, Ro-Man?Copy !req
604. It seems impossible.Copy !req
605. We Ro-Mans obtain our strength
from the planet Ro-Man,Copy !req
606. relayed through our individual energizers.Copy !req
607. Small enough to carry with you?Copy !req
608. No, mine is in the cave.Copy !req
609. I wish now I'd played house
with her more often when she wanted to.Copy !req
610. No regret, Johnny.Copy !req
611. We enjoyed her
as long as she was with us,Copy !req
612. and now, somehow, we have to find
a way to live without her.Copy !req
613. Roy! Roy!
Where's Alice?Copy !req
614. Ro-Man's...
Ro-Man's got her!Copy !req
615. Roy's dead...Copy !req
616. and nothing can be done.Copy !req
617. Nothing.Copy !req
618. Maybe one of us could
lure him out for a moment,Copy !req
619. and then the others
could run in and grab Alice.Copy !req
620. That's easier said than done.Copy !req
621. He'd come if he could be sure
of killing us.Copy !req
622. Go on, go on.Copy !req
623. We call him on the viewer screen,Copy !req
624. tell him we don't want to fight anymore.Copy !req
625. He can get us in the ravine
if he promises easy death.Copy !req
626. You slip in and grab Alice
when he comes out after me.Copy !req
627. That might work!
There's no time to lose!Copy !req
628. Suppose I were Hu-Man.Copy !req
629. Would you treat me like a man?Copy !req
630. But, Ro-Man, you haven't told me yet
where the energizer is kept.Copy !req
631. Silence, girl!Copy !req
632. Why do you call me at this time?Copy !req
633. Ro-Man, we can't stand it any longer.Copy !req
634. I have made my last offer.Copy !req
635. You promised us a painless death
if we'd give ourselves up.Copy !req
636. Come and get us!Copy !req
637. You can wait.
Call me again at another time.Copy !req
638. Now! We will meet you halfway,
in the ravine.Copy !req
639. All right, I will meet you
in the ravineCopy !req
640. when the sun passes
over the mountains.Copy !req
641. Attention! Attention,
Extension XJ-2!Copy !req
642. Attention! Attention,
Extension XJ-2!Copy !req
643. We hear you, Great Guidance.Copy !req
644. Earth Ro-Man,
you violate the law of plans.Copy !req
645. You have captured the girl
and not destroyed her.Copy !req
646. You have delayed accepting
the surrender of the others.Copy !req
647. This verges on failure.Copy !req
648. There is one thing you do not
understand, Great Guidance.Copy !req
649. You reject the plan?Copy !req
650. I wish to make
an estimate of my own.Copy !req
651. To think for yourself
is to be like the Hu-Man.Copy !req
652. Yes, to be like the Hu-Man—
to laugh, feel, want.Copy !req
653. Why are these things
not in the plan?Copy !req
654. You are an extension of the Ro-Men,Copy !req
655. and a Ro-Man you will remain.Copy !req
656. Now I set you into motion.Copy !req
657. One, destroy the girl.Copy !req
658. Two, destroy the family.Copy !req
659. Fail, and I will destroy you.Copy !req
660. I cannot, yet I must.Copy !req
661. How do you calculate that?Copy !req
662. At what point on the graph
do must and cannot meet?Copy !req
663. Yet I must, but I cannot.Copy !req
664. Attention!
Attention, Extension XJ-2!Copy !req
665. Speak, Great Guidance!Copy !req
666. Why have you not killed the girl?Copy !req
667. I must, but I cannot!Copy !req
668. Here I am, Ro-Man!Copy !req
669. The girl first, then the boy. Now!Copy !req
670. Great Guidance, I cannot kill the girl,
but I will kill the boy.Copy !req
671. Here I am!Copy !req
672. Al-ice, do not hate me.Copy !req
673. I must!Copy !req
674. You wish to be a Hu-Man?
Good! You can die a Hu-Man.Copy !req
675. Human elements still roam
planet Earth!Copy !req
676. I, the ruler of all Ro-Mans,Copy !req
677. shall complete your task,
Earth Ro-Man!Copy !req
678. I shall release our
cosmic tube rays...Copy !req
679. from which will spring
prehistoric reptilesCopy !req
680. to devour whatever remains of life!Copy !req
681. And cyclotronic vibrationsCopy !req
682. will smash the planet Earth
out of the universe!Copy !req
683. I found him!
Take it easy, son, you're all right.Copy !req
684. - How is he?
- He's all right.Copy !req
685. We just want to make sure you get up
with everything you fell down with.Copy !req
686. Hey! I found him!Copy !req
687. That's quite a bump there, boy.
What happened, huh?Copy !req
688. Darling! Are you all right?Copy !req
689. - You gave your mother quite a scare.
- Yes!Copy !req
690. Here almost getting dark,
and no Johnny.Copy !req
691. You're alive? Her too?Copy !req
692. Boy, was that a dream or was it?Copy !req
693. Well, I must try to repay you
for all the trouble you've gone to.Copy !req
694. Won't you and your assistant
join us for dinner?Copy !req
695. - Do!
- Done.Copy !req
696. Will you play house with me
when we get home?Copy !req
697. Well... oh, all right.Copy !req
698. But I've got to keep
an eye out for Ro-Man.Copy !req
699. Really, Johnny, you're overdoing
the spaceman act.Copy !req
700. There simply aren't any such things.Copy !req
701. - Come on, dear.Copy !req
702. This way.Copy !req
703. The Hu-Mans
knew about atomic energyCopy !req
704. but had not mastered the cosmic ray.Copy !req
705. Wherever I directed the calcinator beam,
they crumbled.Copy !req
706. At first, the fools thought it came
from one among their many nations.Copy !req
707. They began destroying each other
with hydrogen bombs.Copy !req
708. I announced myself to keep them
from wiping out cities,Copy !req
709. which will give our people
much amusement.Copy !req
710. Too late had they banded against me.Copy !req
711. All are gone now.Copy !req
712. The way is clear for our people.Copy !req