1. Help! Me house is on
fire! Me house is on fire!Copy !req
2. Call the fire brigade!Copy !req
3. Don't worry. Come along.
Hurry up. Hurry up.Copy !req
4. Well done, lads!Copy !req
5. Fill 'em up!Copy !req
6. Pass the buckets!Copy !req
7. There must be another way
of doing the credits.Copy !req
8. That's right!Copy !req
9. Every time they make a Robin Hood
movie, they burn our village down.Copy !req
10. Leave us alone,
Mel Brooks!Copy !req
11. Yeah.Copy !req
12. Yeah.Copy !req
13. Yo, yo, yo!
Check it out.Copy !req
14. Ow!
Ow!Copy !req
15. Ah, hello, hello!Copy !req
16. Welcome, welcome
to le dungeon!Copy !req
17. Hello, I'm Falafel,
maître d' dungeon.Copy !req
18. Please allow me to show you
to your cell. Come.Copy !req
19. Duck.Copy !req
20. I always forget
about that.Copy !req
21. I'm so sorry, but we cannot seat
you without the proper attire.Copy !req
22. See?Copy !req
23. Irving.Copy !req
24. Help me.Copy !req
25. Ah!
That's much better.Copy !req
26. And now I leave you in the
capable hands of Muktar.Copy !req
27. He's our head guard.Copy !req
28. Please, it's better
you cooperate with him.Copy !req
29. He's a tough guy.Copy !req
30. And if there's anything you require,
please don't hesitate to scream.Copy !req
31. Coming!Copy !req
32. We're so busy!Copy !req
33. Follow me!Copy !req
34. Please sit.Copy !req
35. Robin of Loxley,
where is your king?Copy !req
36. King? King?Copy !req
37. And which king
might that be?Copy !req
38. King Richard, King Louis,
King Kong?Copy !req
39. Larry King?Copy !req
40. Impertinent English dog!
You shall talk.Copy !req
41. I don't think so.Copy !req
42. Chuchim, please,Copy !req
43. the tongue looseners.Copy !req
44. Speak, you dog.Copy !req
45. Speak!Copy !req
46. What did he say?Copy !req
47. You don't wanna know.Copy !req
48. You very brave
for a not-at-homeboy.Copy !req
49. Oh, thank you.Copy !req
50. I've been in this place for a while.
Perhaps I can be of some service to you.Copy !req
51. - Do you have any questions?
- What are you in for?Copy !req
52. - Jaywalking.
- Oh. I see.Copy !req
53. It's not gonna be easy
getting out of here.Copy !req
54. What we need is a
great feat of strength.Copy !req
55. Feat of strength?Copy !req
56. Au contraire!Copy !req
57. Now that you are here with me, what
we have is great strength of feet!Copy !req
58. - Don't follow.
- Do as I do.Copy !req
59. Put your feet on the bar,
both feet.Copy !req
60. Now, on the count
of kick—Copy !req
61. Kick!
Ha-ha!Copy !req
62. - What was that noise?
- Uh, noise? Noise?Copy !req
63. Uh— Uh, uh, uh, uh-Copy !req
64. The noise you heard was the
breaking of this poor man's heart.Copy !req
65. Yes, that's it!
Ohh!Copy !req
66. - What?
- He's decided to save his life by betraying his king.Copy !req
67. - Tsk, tsk, tsk.
- Oh, yes, that's it.Copy !req
68. Oh, damn my eyes.Copy !req
69. So go. Go tell your superiors
before he changes his mind.Copy !req
70. Oh, by the love of Allah,
this is a wonderful thing!Copy !req
71. Go.Copy !req
72. It will mean
a big promotion for me.Copy !req
73. Go!Copy !req
74. Good news
is always rewarded!Copy !req
75. Please go.Copy !req
76. On the other hand-Copy !req
77. Bad news
is severely punished.Copy !req
78. Now is our chance.Copy !req
79. Quick, follow me!Copy !req
80. You get that chain, I'll
get this one. Righto!Copy !req
81. We're free!Copy !req
82. We're free!
We're going home!Copy !req
83. Move out of the way!Copy !req
84. Come on.
Take my hand.Copy !req
85. All right,
on the count of three!Copy !req
86. One, two, three!Copy !req
87. I just told them
the good news, and-Copy !req
88. and-Copy !req
89. and I'm in deep shit.Copy !req
90. It is a very long journey from
Africa to England, my friend.Copy !req
91. Well.Copy !req
92. I owe you a great debt
of gratitude, my friend.Copy !req
93. I am called
Robin of Loxley.Copy !req
94. My name is Asneeze,
father of Ahchoo.Copy !req
95. Bless you.
No, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
96. Ahchoo is my son. He's
in England, your country.Copy !req
97. He's an exchange student.Copy !req
98. I'd like you
to look after him.Copy !req
99. He's in need of guidance.
He is headstrong and cocksure.Copy !req
100. Or is it
the other way around?Copy !req
101. Say no more. I vow on
the sacred word of Loxley,Copy !req
102. I give you my undying
pledge, my solemn oath...Copy !req
103. on my father's honor,
on the blood of my heart,Copy !req
104. on the word of my soul-
Good.Copy !req
105. On the very center of my
being, that nothing shall—Copy !req
106. You must go now,
or you will miss the tide.Copy !req
107. Yes, yes. Well, farewell, my friend.Copy !req
108. And not to worry.
I'll find Ahchoo.Copy !req
109. Good-bye, my friend.
Farewell.Copy !req
110. Safe journey!Copy !req
111. Home! Home!Copy !req
112. England!Copy !req
113. Oh, a horse. A horse.
My kingdom for a horse.Copy !req
114. Get him!Copy !req
115. Hold him.Copy !req
116. Ahchoo?Copy !req
117. Bless you!Copy !req
118. Man, I hope someone's getting
a video of this thing.Copy !req
119. Damn!Copy !req
120. That must be him.Copy !req
121. Watch my back!Copy !req
122. Your back just
got punched twice.Copy !req
123. Thank you.Copy !req
124. Hey, thanks, man.
You're welcome.Copy !req
125. Who are you anyway?Copy !req
126. I think now is not the time
for introductions.Copy !req
127. Time out!Copy !req
128. Excuse me, bad guys.
I am running out of air.Copy !req
129. Gotta get pumped.Copy !req
130. Huh?
Huh?Copy !req
131. Okay, honkies.
Time in!Copy !req
132. By the by, do you know
praying mantis?Copy !req
133. You're looking at him.Copy !req
134. Let's get out of here!Copy !req
135. Yeah, boy!Copy !req
136. Go ahead, punk!Copy !req
137. They're witches!
They're mad!Copy !req
138. They're possessed!
They're crazy!Copy !req
139. Good work.
Thanks, man.Copy !req
140. You haven't seen
the last of us!Copy !req
141. You've seen the last of us.Copy !req
142. There she is, Loxley Hall,Copy !req
143. home of my family
for seven generations.Copy !req
144. Let's go!Copy !req
145. Move it!
Come on. Let's go!Copy !req
146. That's it, boys.
Let's go. Move it.Copy !req
147. That's it!
Keep it going!Copy !req
148. Keep it going!Copy !req
149. Yes, come on, come on.
Move it, move it.Copy !req
150. Here we go. Stop the
castle! Stop the castle!Copy !req
151. You there! I demand to
know what is going on here!Copy !req
152. Read it and weep.Copy !req
153. Hey, what up
with that?Copy !req
154. "Hear ye, hear ye.Copy !req
155. "For failure
to pay back taxes,Copy !req
156. "all the lands, castle and
properties of the family of Loxley...Copy !req
157. "shall be taken
in lieu of payment.Copy !req
158. Signed, Prince John's royal
accountant, H.M.R. Blockhead"?Copy !req
159. This is a sham!Copy !req
160. I vow here and now I will restore
my castle to its rightful place.Copy !req
161. Yeah, yeah.
You vow, we move!Copy !req
162. Let's go, boys!
Take it out!Copy !req
163. So long!
Move it!Copy !req
164. Keep it going!
Come on!Copy !req
165. That's a boy!Copy !req
166. Blinkin?Copy !req
167. Who's that?
It's Blinkin.Copy !req
168. Our family's
loyal, blind servant.Copy !req
169. I gotta get the horse, man. Good.Copy !req
170. Blinkin!
Uh, be right out.Copy !req
171. Blinkin!Copy !req
172. Master Robin, is that you? Yes!Copy !req
173. Back from the Crusades? Yes!Copy !req
174. And alive?
Yes.Copy !req
175. Oh, happy day!Copy !req
176. I'm quite sure
there was a door there.Copy !req
177. Master Robin!Copy !req
178. You lost your arms
in battle.Copy !req
179. How— How terrible!Copy !req
180. But you grew
some nice boobs.Copy !req
181. Blinkin, I'm over here.Copy !req
182. Oh. Uh, later.Copy !req
183. Blinkin, listen to me.
They've taken the castle.Copy !req
184. I thought it felt
a bit drafty.Copy !req
185. Ohh!Copy !req
186. This never would have happened
if your father was alive.Copy !req
187. He's dead?Copy !req
188. Yes.Copy !req
189. And my mother? She died
of pneumonia whilst—Copy !req
190. Oh, you were away!Copy !req
191. My brothers? They were
all killed by the plague.Copy !req
192. My dog Pongo?Copy !req
193. Run over by a carriage.Copy !req
194. My goldfish Goldy?Copy !req
195. Eaten by the cat.Copy !req
196. My cat?
Choked on the goldfish.Copy !req
197. Oh, it's good to be home,
ain't it, Master Robin?Copy !req
198. Wait a minute.Copy !req
199. Wait a minute.Copy !req
200. What is that?Copy !req
201. Oh, your father wanted me
to give you this.Copy !req
202. He said that inside
is the key...Copy !req
203. to the greatest treasure
in all the land.Copy !req
204. Ohh.
May I keep it?Copy !req
205. Um, no, Blinkin. I think I ought
to honor my father's wishes.Copy !req
206. Of course.Copy !req
207. Come, Blinkin. Let us leave
this depressing foundation.Copy !req
208. We have much to do
and less time to do it in.Copy !req
209. Yes.Copy !req
210. Hey. Hey, Robin,
wait up.Copy !req
211. Oh, well done, Ahchoo.Copy !req
212. Yeah, he was running fast,
but I caught his ass.Copy !req
213. Who's that? Blinkin, I'd
like you to meet Ahchoo.Copy !req
214. A Jew? Here?Copy !req
215. No, no.
Not a Jew. Ahchoo.Copy !req
216. Hey, put it there.
How do you do?Copy !req
217. I've been better.Copy !req
218. - What is that?
- Help me! Help me!Copy !req
219. Aah, save me!
Save me!Copy !req
220. Looks like a runaway
white boy.Copy !req
221. All right. Steady on.
What's the matter?Copy !req
222. They're after me.
Who is?Copy !req
223. Over that boy hand!Copy !req
224. Hand over that boy.Copy !req
225. Who demands it? The
sheriff of Rottingham.Copy !req
226. And what
has the boy done?Copy !req
227. He was caught poaching
in the king's forest.Copy !req
228. He "deered"
to kill a king's dare.Copy !req
229. Dared to kill a king's deer.Copy !req
230. And this
is an offense?Copy !req
231. One punishable by death.
Where have you been?Copy !req
232. Fighting with King Richard
in the Crusades.Copy !req
233. Unfortunately, my father couldn't
get me into the National Guard.Copy !req
234. How dare you talk to me
in that fashion?Copy !req
235. Who are you?
I am Robin of Loxley.Copy !req
236. Oh, yes, yes,
I've heard of you.Copy !req
237. They say you're pretty handy
with a sword.Copy !req
238. Let's find out!Copy !req
239. I was angry at you
before, Loxley,Copy !req
240. but now I'm really
pissed off! Pissed off?Copy !req
241. If I was that close
to a horse's wiener,Copy !req
242. I'd be worried about
getting pissed on.Copy !req
243. You know, this wasn't a very smart
thing for you to have done, Loxley.Copy !req
244. I'll pay for this!Copy !req
245. You'll pay for this!Copy !req
246. Kill them!Copy !req
247. Wait, I've...
changed my mind.Copy !req
248. Wise decision.Copy !req
249. So, until we meet again,Copy !req
250. have a safe journey.Copy !req
251. Mind the big rocks!Copy !req
252. Shut up, you bloody fools!Copy !req
253. Good riddance
to bad rubbish.Copy !req
254. Oh, thank you for
saving me life, milord.Copy !req
255. I shall tell all that I see that
there is one man in England...Copy !req
256. who's not afraid to stand
up to Rottingham and his men.Copy !req
257. Good. Tell them that.Copy !req
258. And tell them also that I vow
to put an end to the injustice,Copy !req
259. right the wrongs,
end the tyranny,Copy !req
260. restore the throne,
protect the forest,Copy !req
261. introduce folk dancing,Copy !req
262. demand a four-day
work week...Copy !req
263. and affordable health care
for Saxons and Normans.Copy !req
264. Yes, yes. Good, good.
Well, it's getting dark.Copy !req
265. I gotta go home
alone now.Copy !req
266. Right, right.
Good-bye.Copy !req
267. What an unusual child.Copy !req
268. Hurry up, mein lady!Copy !req
269. You better get out
of that tub...Copy !req
270. before that thing
begins to rust.Copy !req
271. All right, Broomhilde.Copy !req
272. Hurry, hurry.
It's freezing.Copy !req
273. Button up. You're going to
catch your death of cold.Copy !req
274. Oh, these castles
are so drafty.Copy !req
275. Toasty warm.Copy !req
276. Oh, Broomhilde, look.Copy !req
277. A happy little bluebird.Copy !req
278. Hello.Copy !req
279. Ah. This means
I must make a wish.Copy !req
280. I hope against hope,Copy !req
281. I wish against wish...Copy !req
282. that the heavens bring me
a kind, wonderful, gentle man...Copy !req
283. who possesses the key
to my...Copy !req
284. heart.Copy !req
285. Good-bye,
my little friend.Copy !req
286. Ooh, that happy
little bluebird...Copy !req
287. has left a happy
little doo-doo on your hand.Copy !req
288. Prince John,
I must speak with you.Copy !req
289. All right, everybody.
Later, later.Copy !req
290. See you later.Copy !req
291. Sire.Copy !req
292. I have news.Copy !req
293. What sort of news
do you have?Copy !req
294. Not bad news, is it? You
know I can't take bad news.Copy !req
295. The day started out so good. Had a
good night's sleep. Had a good B.M.Copy !req
296. I don't want to hear
any bad news.Copy !req
297. Now, what type
of news is it?Copy !req
298. Well, to be perfectly frank,
it's bad!Copy !req
299. I knew it!Copy !req
300. I knew it was bad news!Copy !req
301. Wait a minute.
I have an idea.Copy !req
302. Maybe if you tell me the bad news
in a good way, it won't sound so bad.Copy !req
303. The bad— The bad news
in a good way?Copy !req
304. Yes, I can do that.
Bad news in a good way.Copy !req
305. Um— Well, here goes.Copy !req
306. Wait till you hear this. I just
bumped into Robin of Loxley.Copy !req
307. He's back from the Crusades.Copy !req
308. You know, he just beat the
crap out of me and my men.Copy !req
309. He— He hates you, and he
loves your brother Richard.Copy !req
310. And-Copy !req
311. He wants to
see you hanged!Copy !req
312. You-Copy !req
313. We're— We're— We're in
an awful lot of trouble!Copy !req
314. What, are you crazy?Copy !req
315. Why are you laughing?
This is terrible news!Copy !req
316. Well, I-I-
You-You told me-Copy !req
317. I was just trying
to soften the blow.Copy !req
318. Well, you blew it.Copy !req
319. This is a knotty problem,
sire, not easily solved.Copy !req
320. Yes, you're right.Copy !req
321. What to do?Copy !req
322. What to do?
What to do?Copy !req
323. Got it! Latrine!Copy !req
324. The weird creature in the tower,
the one who protects my future.Copy !req
325. The weird creature in the tower,
the one who protects my future.Copy !req
326. Oh, yes, Latrine.Copy !req
327. Is she ugly!Copy !req
328. Latrine? Latrine, where are
you? I must talk with you!Copy !req
329. Latrine! Latrine!
No!Copy !req
330. Oh, it's you. There's a
new threat to my power.Copy !req
331. What can you tell me
about Robin of Loxley?Copy !req
332. Robin of Loxley?
Robin of Loxley.Copy !req
333. Let me see.Copy !req
334. Raven's egg,Copy !req
335. blood of a hen!Copy !req
336. Little bit more blood,
yes.Copy !req
337. Eyeballs of a crocodile.Copy !req
338. Testicles of a newt.Copy !req
339. I guess he's
a transsexual now!Copy !req
340. Yeah. Ugh.
Yes.Copy !req
341. Robin of Loxley
is handsome and brave.Copy !req
342. He seeks to regain
his family's honor.Copy !req
343. The little sod
could be trouble.Copy !req
344. Are you certain?
Certain?Copy !req
345. You want certain, hire yourself
a witch. I'm just your cook.Copy !req
346. Here. Eat this.Copy !req
347. Hmm, looks fabulous.Copy !req
348. Looks like a seder
at Vincent Price's house.Copy !req
349. Such an unusual name, Latrine.
How did your family come by it?Copy !req
350. We changed it
in the ninth century.Copy !req
351. You mean,
you changed it...Copy !req
352. to Latrine?Copy !req
353. Yeah.
Used to be Shithouse.Copy !req
354. It's a good change.Copy !req
355. Now, what about
this Robin fellow, huh?Copy !req
356. How can I stop him?Copy !req
357. Maybe I could devise...Copy !req
358. a magic potion,Copy !req
359. one that would make him unable
to perform the slightest task.Copy !req
360. But in return,
you must help me.Copy !req
361. What, are you kidding?
Name it. Anything you want.Copy !req
362. Put in a good word for me
with the sheriff of Rottingham.Copy !req
363. I've got the hots for him.Copy !req
364. I keep a likeness of him
in my boudoir.Copy !req
365. Oh! Oh, Rotty!Copy !req
366. Rotty, Rotty, Rotty!Copy !req
367. I am amazed,Copy !req
368. to think that a handsome blade
like the sheriff of Rottingham...Copy !req
369. would ever want
a creature like you.Copy !req
370. Well, if you're gonna
puncture my dreams,Copy !req
371. you can forget about
my promise to help you.Copy !req
372. No, wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!Copy !req
373. Wait.Copy !req
374. Maybe if we
got him drunk.Copy !req
375. Very drunk.Copy !req
376. You got a shot.Copy !req
377. Ooh, good!Copy !req
378. Whoa.Copy !req
379. Dismount.Copy !req
380. Wait here. I'll go make sure it's safe.Copy !req
381. I say, would you mind, um,
awfully, getting out of the way?Copy !req
382. I say, not until
you pay the toll.Copy !req
383. Toll? What toll?Copy !req
384. Well, the toll you pay
for crossing me bridge.Copy !req
385. I'm not paying
any toll.Copy !req
386. This bridge is
on my family's land.Copy !req
387. Well, it used to be
my family's land.Copy !req
388. Hey. Hey, you're—
you're Robin of Loxley!Copy !req
389. Hey!Copy !req
390. Yeah!Copy !req
391. And who might you be?Copy !req
392. Oh, they call me
Little John.Copy !req
393. Uh, but don't let
my name fool you.Copy !req
394. In real life,
I'm very big.Copy !req
395. I'll take your word for it.
Now let me pass.Copy !req
396. Uh- No.Copy !req
397. Sorry,
but a toll is a toll,Copy !req
398. and a roll is a roll,Copy !req
399. and if we don't get no tolls,
then we don't eat no rolls.Copy !req
400. I made that up.Copy !req
401. It's very fascinating. I'm afraid
I'm going to have to hurt you.Copy !req
402. Oh, yeah. My pleasure.
Will!Copy !req
403. Thank you.Copy !req
404. Hey, Blinkin.Copy !req
405. Did you say,
"Abe Lincoln"?Copy !req
406. No, I ain't say Abe Lincoln!
I said, "Hey, Blinkin. "Copy !req
407. Hold the reins, man.Copy !req
408. Damn.Copy !req
409. Hey, Robin, Robin.Copy !req
410. Excuse me.
No, excuse me.Copy !req
411. Hey, look, man.
You don't have to do this.Copy !req
412. Look, this ain't exactly
the Mississippi.Copy !req
413. I'm on one side, see?
I'm on the other side.Copy !req
414. I'm on the east bank.
I'm on the west bank.Copy !req
415. It is not that critical.Copy !req
416. Not the point. It's the
principle of the thing.Copy !req
417. Yeah.Copy !req
418. Nice knowing you.Copy !req
419. Help me!Copy !req
420. I can't swim!Copy !req
421. I'm drowning!
Oh, no, I'm drowning!Copy !req
422. Help me!Copy !req
423. Help me!Copy !req
424. Help me! Help me!Copy !req
425. Oh, God! Oh, I'm drowning! I'm
drowning, I'm drowning, I'm drowning!Copy !req
426. There, there.
You're all right now.Copy !req
427. Thank you, Robin.
You saved me life.Copy !req
428. What?
Air!Copy !req
429. Sorry.Copy !req
430. There.
I'm in your debit.Copy !req
431. Think nothing of it.
Hey, are y'all all right?Copy !req
432. Huh. Let me introduce you
to my friends.Copy !req
433. That is Blinkin.Copy !req
434. And this is Ahchoo.Copy !req
435. Bless ya.Copy !req
436. That's my name, man.Copy !req
437. Ahchoo.Copy !req
438. Here, let me introduce you to
my best friend, Will Scarlet.Copy !req
439. Scarlet's my middle name.Copy !req
440. My full name is
Will Scarlet O'Hara.Copy !req
441. We're from Georgia.Copy !req
442. He's deadly
with his daggers.Copy !req
443. Really? How's about
a demonstration?Copy !req
444. Gladly.Copy !req
445. All right then.Copy !req
446. Fire an arrow
straight at my heart.Copy !req
447. - Are you serious?
- Absolutely.Copy !req
448. Okay. Good-bye.Copy !req
449. Hey, what part of Georgia
are you from?Copy !req
450. South Central?Copy !req
451. Well, I haven't quite
figured that part out yet.Copy !req
452. I see.Copy !req
453. I'm sorry 'bout
the toll thing, Robin.Copy !req
454. I mean,
it's Prince John.Copy !req
455. He's taken our homes
and everything we own.Copy !req
456. We've nothin' left. Not
to worry, Little John.Copy !req
457. Even as we speak, I'm forming a plan to
make trouble for Prince John and Rottingham.Copy !req
458. Tonight, I'll crash their
party and serve warning...Copy !req
459. that there are those who will fight
to rid England of their tyranny.Copy !req
460. Good! We'll join you!
Yeah!Copy !req
461. No, no, no, no. I can't
risk the lives of others.Copy !req
462. One man can get in more
easily than half a dozen.Copy !req
463. Well, I must be off.Copy !req
464. Fare thee well. I'll
see thee upon my return.Copy !req
465. All right, man.
Peace, bro.Copy !req
466. Take it easy.
Thanks.Copy !req
467. Man, white men can't jump.Copy !req
468. Ah. Here you are, son.Copy !req
469. Your ticket, sir.Copy !req
470. Kill him!Copy !req
471. No, wait.Copy !req
472. You know, a mime... is
a terrible thing to waste.Copy !req
473. Let him go.Copy !req
474. Lovely Bristols.Copy !req
475. Good evening, milady.Copy !req
476. Milady.Copy !req
477. Maid Marian, you know our
good sheriff of Rottingham.Copy !req
478. You look ravishing,
my dear.Copy !req
479. Please allow me
to help you to your seat.Copy !req
480. I must say that Prince John has
spared no expense for tonight's party.Copy !req
481. We have exotic foods
from across the seas.Copy !req
482. Coconuts, bananas
and dates.Copy !req
483. Would you care for a
date? Yes, thank you.Copy !req
484. How 'bout
next Thursday?Copy !req
485. Good evening.Copy !req
486. That's-
That's him!Copy !req
487. That's Loxley!Copy !req
488. Greetings, Your Highness.Copy !req
489. Traif. A present for
you and your guests.Copy !req
490. That's a wild boar.Copy !req
491. No, no, that's a wild pig.
That's a wild bore.Copy !req
492. Funny!Copy !req
493. Very amusing.Copy !req
494. So you're Robin
of Loxley, huh?Copy !req
495. I've heard so much
about you.Copy !req
496. - And you are?
- Maid Marian.Copy !req
497. Ah, Maid Marian.Copy !req
498. Rumors of your beauty
have traveled far and wide,Copy !req
499. yet I see they hardly
do you justice.Copy !req
500. Quite a smoothy.Copy !req
501. He's definitely a smoothy.
Enough!Copy !req
502. King illegal forest...Copy !req
503. to pig wild kill
in it a is!Copy !req
504. What?
What?Copy !req
505. I mean, don't you know it is
illegal to kill a wild pig...Copy !req
506. in the king's forest?Copy !req
507. Is it not also illegal to sit in the
king's throne and usurp his power...Copy !req
508. in his absence?Copy !req
509. Careful, Robin. You go too
far. I've only just begun.Copy !req
510. I've come to warn you that if you
do not stop levying these evil taxes,Copy !req
511. I shall lead the good people of
England in a revolt against you.Copy !req
512. And why should the people
listen to you?Copy !req
513. Because, unlike
some other Robin Hoods,Copy !req
514. I can speak
with an English accent.Copy !req
515. To tell you the truth, this guy
is starting to get on my nerves!Copy !req
516. Worry not, Your Highness.Copy !req
517. I shall dispose
of this feathered upstart.Copy !req
518. I challenge you
to a duel.Copy !req
519. I accept.Copy !req
520. Whoa!Copy !req
521. That's going to cost you,
Loxley.Copy !req
522. Please,
put it on my bill.Copy !req
523. So it's come down to this,
has it? A fight to the death.Copy !req
524. Mano a mano,Copy !req
525. man to man,Copy !req
526. just you and me...Copy !req
527. and my guards!Copy !req
528. Check, please.
Table one.Copy !req
529. Hurry, let's
get out of here!Copy !req
530. Refreshment, sir.
Ah, thank you, Blinkin.Copy !req
531. Sounds like
we're winning, sir.Copy !req
532. Indeed, we are. Carry on. Right you are.Copy !req
533. Save me, save me.
Hurt them, hurt them!Copy !req
534. Yes, save them, save them.
Hurt you, hurt you. I've got it.Copy !req
535. Ohh!Copy !req
536. Care for some dessert?Copy !req
537. One, two, three!Copy !req
538. Fire!Copy !req
539. Maid Marian!Copy !req
540. Do you believe in...
love at first sight?Copy !req
541. Depends on what
you're looking at.Copy !req
542. Well?
Yes! Yes! Yes!Copy !req
543. Where is she?
Ohh!Copy !req
544. To be continued.Copy !req
545. Mein liebchen,
I'm so glad I found you.Copy !req
546. Come on. This party's
getting rough.Copy !req
547. Am I good? I'm good.Copy !req
548. Bar the doors! Don't let them
get away. Surround the great hall.Copy !req
549. Now you're talkin'.Copy !req
550. Shut the door.Copy !req
551. I hope it's worth
the noise!Copy !req
552. We've got him.
We've got him.Copy !req
553. Aha! Right rope.Copy !req
554. Look at this.Copy !req
555. We went from royalty
to recycling.Copy !req
556. Little John, would you get
the door? Yeah, I'll try.Copy !req
557. Well, it's been
a wonderful party,Copy !req
558. and we'd love to stay
and all that, but, um,Copy !req
559. I'm afraid we really
must dash, so ta-ta.Copy !req
560. No, no, no.Copy !req
561. I sent word throughout
England that each village...Copy !req
562. should send the very best men they have.Copy !req
563. These are them.Copy !req
564. Hmm, we're in
a lot of trouble.Copy !req
565. Good people who have traveled
from villages near and far,Copy !req
566. lend me your ears.Copy !req
567. That's disgusting.Copy !req
568. Hear me!Copy !req
569. Men the likes of Prince John
and Rottingham must be stopped.Copy !req
570. Stopped from taxing us into poverty, from
taking from us what is rightfully ours.Copy !req
571. If we stand up to them,
all together as one,Copy !req
572. we can win the day!Copy !req
573. We shall go on to the end.
We shall not flag or fail.Copy !req
574. We shall fight
on the seas and oceans.Copy !req
575. We shall defend our isle,
whatever the cost may be.Copy !req
576. We shall never surrender.Copy !req
577. Then they shall
say of us,Copy !req
578. "Never have so many...Copy !req
579. owed so much to so few. "Copy !req
580. That was beautiful.
What's going on?Copy !req
581. They're asleep.Copy !req
582. Hey, man.Copy !req
583. Tough room.Copy !req
584. Why don't you let me
give it a try? Okay.Copy !req
585. Look at yourselves!Copy !req
586. Go ahead.
Take a look around.Copy !req
587. - Oh, people of Sherwood, you been had!
- Yeah!Copy !req
588. Hoodwinked!
Yeah!Copy !req
589. Bamboozled!
Yeah!Copy !req
590. Run amok.Copy !req
591. We didn't land
on Sherwood Forest.Copy !req
592. Sherwood Forest
landed on us!Copy !req
593. Yeah!Copy !req
594. Very good.Copy !req
595. They're all warmed up.Copy !req
596. Brother Ahchoo is right.
And I say we fight back!Copy !req
597. Yeah!
Yes.Copy !req
598. - Are you with me, yea or nay?
- Which one means yes?Copy !req
599. - Yea.
- Yea!Copy !req
600. Men, grab your uniforms
and equipment...Copy !req
601. and prepare for
the training sequence.Copy !req
602. All right, gentlemen, grab your
feathered caps, jerkins, bodkins,Copy !req
603. boots, swords,
quivers...Copy !req
604. and panty hose.Copy !req
605. Now, men, the object
of this exercise...Copy !req
606. is to hit the target.Copy !req
607. All right?Copy !req
608. Now, men, I want you
to keep your eye on Will...Copy !req
609. and do exactly
as he does.Copy !req
610. Yeah! Very good. Well done, Will.Copy !req
611. Right!
All right, Will!Copy !req
612. That's not so hard. We
could do that. Piece of cake.Copy !req
613. Good boy.
Ready, men?Copy !req
614. Charge!Copy !req
615. Oh, man.Copy !req
616. Hey, Rob, man, maybe we should
take the dummies into battle.Copy !req
617. Sire?
I must speak with you.Copy !req
618. What are you smelling?Copy !req
619. These aren't my bubbles.
They're from the pipes.Copy !req
620. Your Majesty, I have
terrible news. What?Copy !req
621. "Strucky"
has "loxed" again.Copy !req
622. What?
Loxley has struck again.Copy !req
623. I'm gonna need privacy,
so you guys can blow.Copy !req
624. Not blow. Blow!Copy !req
625. I'm so depressed.Copy !req
626. Your Majesty, come with me, and I will show
you something that will make you very happy.Copy !req
627. Fetch the royal robe!
Your Majesty?Copy !req
628. Stop me if I'm wrong
about this, but...Copy !req
629. wasn't your mole...
on the other side?Copy !req
630. I have a mole?Copy !req
631. What is it?Copy !req
632. It's what we've named
a stealth catapult.Copy !req
633. We've been working on it
secretly for months.Copy !req
634. It can hurl one of these
heavy boulders, undetected,Copy !req
635. over a hundred yards, completely
destroying anything it hits.Copy !req
636. Wow! How does it work?
It's quite simple.Copy !req
637. You just take one of these heavy
rocks, put it here where I'm sitting,Copy !req
638. and then pull
on that lever.Copy !req
639. You mean, like this?Copy !req
640. Oh, Dear Lord,Copy !req
641. if you see fit to send me
my one true love—Copy !req
642. Thank you!Copy !req
643. Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!Copy !req
644. Oh, my God! Here! Let
me work my magic on you!Copy !req
645. No, no! I've got a headache.
I've got a headache.Copy !req
646. Where are you going?
Oh, bugger!Copy !req
647. I was that close.Copy !req
648. I touched it.Copy !req
649. I don't like the way
you're walking.Copy !req
650. You've been into
the sacramental wine again.Copy !req
651. You're farshnoshket!Copy !req
652. You drunken mule, you.Copy !req
653. Whoa, Morris, whoa.Copy !req
654. Halt there, friend.Copy !req
655. You've just entered the territory
of Robin Hood and his Merry Men.Copy !req
656. - Faigelehs?
- No!Copy !req
657. No, no, no, no. We're
straight, just merry.Copy !req
658. Azoy?
And who might you be,Copy !req
659. with the exceptionally long
feather in your hat?Copy !req
660. I am Robin of Loxley.
Robin of Loxley?Copy !req
661. I've just come
from Maid Marian,Copy !req
662. the lady whose heart you stole,
you prince of thieves, you.Copy !req
663. I knew her mother and father before
they were taken in the plague.Copy !req
664. Lord and Lady Bagelle.Copy !req
665. You were meant for each
other, you and Maid Marian.Copy !req
666. What a combination! Loxley
and Bagelle. You can't miss.Copy !req
667. And who are you, sir?Copy !req
668. I am Rabbi Tuckman,Copy !req
669. purveyor
of sacramental wine...Copy !req
670. and mohel extraordinaire.Copy !req
671. - Hello, Rabbi.
- Hello, boys.Copy !req
672. Mohel. Don't believe I've
ever heard of that profession.Copy !req
673. Mohel? He's a very important
guy. He makes circumcisions.Copy !req
674. What, pray tell, sir,
is a circumcision?Copy !req
675. Oh, it's the latest rage. The
ladies love it. I want one!Copy !req
676. I'll take two. Put me
down too. I'm getting one.Copy !req
677. I'm game. How's it done? It's a snap.Copy !req
678. I take my little machine.Copy !req
679. I take your
little thing, see?Copy !req
680. I put it into
this little hole here,Copy !req
681. and... nip the tip!Copy !req
682. Ow!Copy !req
683. - Who's first?
- I changed me mind.Copy !req
684. I forgot, man. I already
got one. Christian.Copy !req
685. I gotta work with
a much younger crowd.Copy !req
686. Rabbi, you seem to be
on the side of good.Copy !req
687. Will you join us and share
with us some of your wisdom,Copy !req
688. some of your counsel, and, uh,
perhaps... some of your wine?Copy !req
689. Wisdom and counsel,
that's easy.Copy !req
690. But this is sacramental wine.
It's only used to bless things.Copy !req
691. Wait a minute!Copy !req
692. There's things here
- there's trees, there's rocks,Copy !req
693. there's birds,
there's squirrels.Copy !req
694. Come on! We'll bless them
all until we get farshnoshket!Copy !req
695. Join me!Copy !req
696. Let's hear it
for the rabbi!Copy !req
697. Good evening, Don Giovanni. Yeah.Copy !req
698. Buona sera.
Buona sera.Copy !req
699. Yes. It was, uh, very good of
you to come at such short notice.Copy !req
700. Well. And all the way from Jersey.Copy !req
701. Well, it is
quite a drive.Copy !req
702. Yes, but you do realize that Prince John
expressly commanded this to be a secret meeting?Copy !req
703. I mean,
who are these men?Copy !req
704. These are
my trusted associates.Copy !req
705. On my right,
Dirty Ezio.Copy !req
706. On my left,
Filthy Luca.Copy !req
707. Now. We thank you for inviting us...Copy !req
708. on the day of your
daughter's wedding. No, no.Copy !req
709. I hope her first child
is a masculine child.Copy !req
710. Shut up. We didn't
even have our meeting yet.Copy !req
711. Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.Copy !req
712. All right.Copy !req
713. I understand that you have been
bothered by this fruit, Robin Hood.Copy !req
714. That you want Robin
rubbed out,Copy !req
715. eliminated,
maybe even killed.Copy !req
716. Yes.
You put it succinctly.Copy !req
717. Suck what? Succinctly.
It means perfectly.Copy !req
718. Oh, yeah.
Well, I knew that.Copy !req
719. Excuse me, Don Giovanni.Copy !req
720. Your lizard seems limp.Copy !req
721. At my age, you know,
sometimes-Copy !req
722. Oh, oh, my lizard.
Oh! No.Copy !req
723. Nah, he's just sleeping.
Charlie.Copy !req
724. Charlie. Oh, Charlie.Copy !req
725. Charlie, I could've been somebody.
I could have been a contender.Copy !req
726. You know, Charlie's—
Charlie's got bad breath.Copy !req
727. Oh! He got excited,
you know.Copy !req
728. Come over here, Ezio.Copy !req
729. Uh— Mmm, no.Copy !req
730. Now, normally I would be so
happy to be of service to you,Copy !req
731. but there is something that
weighs very heavily on my heart.Copy !req
732. In the years that we have been
friends, England and Jersey,Copy !req
733. never once have you invited me to
your home for coffee and cake...Copy !req
734. or ganool, something,
you know. A "guh-what"?Copy !req
735. A ganool. It's a pastry with stuffing.Copy !req
736. And it's got sprinkles
on it.Copy !req
737. Excuse me. I don't understand
a word you're saying.Copy !req
738. I just came back
from the dentist,Copy !req
739. and they left in
the cotton balls.Copy !req
740. I will take these cotton balls
from you with my hand...Copy !req
741. and put them in my pocket.Copy !req
742. Yeah. Whatever.Copy !req
743. You know, your other associate
says very little.Copy !req
744. Well, my other associate
says nothing. Why is that?Copy !req
745. Because my enemy
cut out his tongue.Copy !req
746. Good grief!
Why?Copy !req
747. Well, 'cause he went
like this.Copy !req
748. And he didn't like it,
so he cut out his tongue.Copy !req
749. Come over here.
Go like this.Copy !req
750. He can't do it.Copy !req
751. I love to tease him!Copy !req
752. Tell me, Don Giovanni.
Yeah, that's me. What?Copy !req
753. What do you intend to do
about Robin Hood?Copy !req
754. Listen to this.
I got an idea.Copy !req
755. Tomorrow— Tomorrow you're gonna
have your medieval fun and games.Copy !req
756. You'll make the most important
event the archery contest.Copy !req
757. Robin will not be able
to resist. Why is that?Copy !req
758. We'll make him an offer
he can't refuse.Copy !req
759. I was just gonna say that.Copy !req
760. That's brilliant!
Thank you.Copy !req
761. But-
What?Copy !req
762. You do realize that Robin is
the finest archer in the land?Copy !req
763. Oh, no.
Don't you understand?Copy !req
764. Luca is good,
better, best.Copy !req
765. Show him
your archery medals.Copy !req
766. See? I couldn't
have said it better myself.Copy !req
767. Now, Luca beats Robin
at the archery contest,Copy !req
768. and then Dirty Ezio
makes Robin no more.Copy !req
769. No more? All right,
you want plain English?Copy !req
770. Robin is gonna be dead.Copy !req
771. D- E-D. Dead.Copy !req
772. You hear him?Copy !req
773. Broomhilde?
Broomhilde, wake up!Copy !req
774. There's a foul plot afoot.Copy !req
775. It's not mine feet. I just
washed them. No, no, no.Copy !req
776. Prince John and the sheriff
have hired men to kill Robin.Copy !req
777. We must warn him
immediately!Copy !req
778. Wait, mein lady!
If Prince John should see us-Copy !req
779. You're right. We'll
go out the back. Right.Copy !req
780. Lady!Copy !req
781. Broomhilde,
I'm going on ahead.Copy !req
782. Catch me up.
Come on, Lady.Copy !req
783. Farfelkugel!Copy !req
784. Farfelkugel.
If I was you,Copy !req
785. I would never
do that again.Copy !req
786. Any questions?Copy !req
787. Good.Copy !req
788. Forward!Copy !req
789. Blinkin, what are you
doing up there?Copy !req
790. Guessing.
I...Copy !req
791. guess no one's coming.Copy !req
792. Please come down from there.
Twit.Copy !req
793. Well, I guess there's a ladder
around here somewhere.Copy !req
794. Oh. Here we are.
Right.Copy !req
795. Oh, shit.Copy !req
796. I can see!Copy !req
797. No, I was wrong.Copy !req
798. Blimey, these are
hard to get on.Copy !req
799. Let's face it. You gotta
be a man to wear tights.Copy !req
800. Will, how are me seams?Copy !req
801. Perfect.
Every time.Copy !req
802. We're butch!Copy !req
803. Marian!Copy !req
804. Here.
Allow me.Copy !req
805. Oh, thank you.Copy !req
806. You are so sweet.Copy !req
807. Is there anything
I can do for you?Copy !req
808. Yeah.
You can get off me.Copy !req
809. Little John!Copy !req
810. I panicked.Copy !req
811. Darling, what are you doing
here? I have come to warn you.Copy !req
812. Prince John and Rottingham have hired
murderers to kill you at the fair tomorrow!Copy !req
813. You mustn't go!Copy !req
814. That's easy.
I won't.Copy !req
815. Oh, I'm so happy.Copy !req
816. They were going to try to lure you
there by having an archery contest.Copy !req
817. An archery contest?Copy !req
818. Their archer
is unbeatable.Copy !req
819. Really? Robin, promise you won't go.Copy !req
820. All right. I promise
you won't go. Thank you.Copy !req
821. - Hey, wait a minute, Robin. You said that—
- Cool it.Copy !req
822. Chill.Copy !req
823. Come, my dear.Copy !req
824. The night is young,
and you're so beautiful.Copy !req
825. B- flat.Copy !req
826. Oh, my dearest.
I'm ready for that kiss now.Copy !req
827. But first
I must warn you.Copy !req
828. It could only be a kiss,Copy !req
829. for I am a virgin...Copy !req
830. and could never...Copy !req
831. go all the way.
But—Copy !req
832. Unless, of course,
I were married.Copy !req
833. Or if a man pledged
his endless love to me.Copy !req
834. Yes
- Or if I knew that he desperately cared for me,Copy !req
835. or if he were really cute.Copy !req
836. But, my darling,
you're shivering.Copy !req
837. Are you cold? What are you
wearing underneath that cape?Copy !req
838. Practically nothing.Copy !req
839. Ohh!Copy !req
840. Oh, except that.Copy !req
841. I forgot to tell you
about my chastity belt.Copy !req
842. It's an Everlast.
I'll bet.Copy !req
843. Oh, darling.
Don't despair.Copy !req
844. For it was written
on a scroll,Copy !req
845. "One day he
who is destined for me...Copy !req
846. "shall be endowed
with the magical key...Copy !req
847. that will bring
an end to my virginity. "Copy !req
848. Oh, Marian!Copy !req
849. If only 'twere me. Oh, if
it 'twere you, 'twould be...Copy !req
850. "twerrific. "Copy !req
851. Achtung! No ding-ding
without the wedding ring.Copy !req
852. A- bup, bup, bup, bup, bup.Copy !req
853. Good-bye, my dearest.Copy !req
854. - A-bup, bup, bup.
- Toodle-oo.Copy !req
855. Au revoir,
auf Wiedersehen, ciao.Copy !req
856. Time out, time out.
What is wrong?Copy !req
857. I should have never
worn these shoes!Copy !req
858. They just don't
match my purse.Copy !req
859. Blinkin, fix your boobs. What?Copy !req
860. You look like
a bleeding Picasso.Copy !req
861. Oh!
Goodness gracious.Copy !req
862. Peanuts!
Peanut power here.Copy !req
863. Hey, poor man's lunch there.
Hey, you. Shell game here.Copy !req
864. The royal archery contest
is about to begin!Copy !req
865. Archers,
take your places.Copy !req
866. Are we... prepared?Copy !req
867. Sire.Copy !req
868. Oh, that's good.Copy !req
869. That's good.Copy !req
870. Archers to the line!Copy !req
871. Ready.Copy !req
872. Aim.Copy !req
873. Wait for it.Copy !req
874. Fire!Copy !req
875. The two archers that hit
the bull's-eye can stay.Copy !req
876. The rest of you gentlemen
can bugger off.Copy !req
877. Granddad
won't like this.Copy !req
878. There he is.Copy !req
879. The old man
is Loxley.Copy !req
880. Are you sure?Copy !req
881. It looks like Mark Twain.Copy !req
882. The old man
may go first.Copy !req
883. Well done,
Robin of Loxley.Copy !req
884. He's crazy.
We gotta stop him.Copy !req
885. Sorry, ladies.
This is the royal entrance.Copy !req
886. You'll have to go around
the other way.Copy !req
887. Look what you've done.
You idiot!Copy !req
888. Now he's even more of a hero
to the people.Copy !req
889. Luca Pazzo
still has a shot.Copy !req
890. But he hit the very center
of the bull's-eye, schmuck!Copy !req
891. Wait and watch, sire.Copy !req
892. He split Robin's arrow
in twain!Copy !req
893. Things are looking up, huh?Copy !req
894. Nice shot!Copy !req
895. Oh, Robin's in trouble. Come on! Hey!Copy !req
896. I lost. I lost?Copy !req
897. Wait a minute.
I'm not supposed to lose.Copy !req
898. Let me see the script.Copy !req
899. Yo, Robin,
time to fly.Copy !req
900. Go back to Sherwood Forest!Copy !req
901. Oh, good. They've opened the salad bar.Copy !req
902. Wait!
I get another shot!Copy !req
903. He gets another shot!Copy !req
904. Does Robin get
another shot?Copy !req
905. Yes, he does. He does.Copy !req
906. Squires and ladies, silence.
Listen. Robin has another shot.Copy !req
907. Let's give him
the chop!Copy !req
908. How did you do that?Copy !req
909. I heard that coming
a mile away.Copy !req
910. Very good, Blinkin. Well
done. Pardon? Who's talking?Copy !req
911. "Patriot arrow"?Copy !req
912. Yes!Copy !req
913. Arrest him!Copy !req
914. Move it, move it!Copy !req
915. Out of the way!Copy !req
916. Loxley is a traitor
to the crown!Copy !req
917. It'll be so much fun
to watch you hang.Copy !req
918. Wait.Copy !req
919. What for?Copy !req
920. If you promise not to kill Robin, I
shall do the most disgusting thing...Copy !req
921. that I can think of.Copy !req
922. And what's that?Copy !req
923. I shall marry you.
What?Copy !req
924. You'll be mine? You'll give
yourself to me every night?Copy !req
925. And sometimes
right after lunch?Copy !req
926. Yes. But only my body.Copy !req
927. You can never have my heart,
my mind or my soul.Copy !req
928. Oh. Oh, yes.
I respect that.Copy !req
929. Marian, my life's not
worth it! Just say nay!Copy !req
930. Ha!
Walk this way.Copy !req
931. - Send word to one and all
and all and one!Copy !req
932. - That's a little redundant, isn't it?
- What?Copy !req
933. Shut up! Tell everybody
that before the day is out,Copy !req
934. we shall have a wedding...
or a hanging.Copy !req
935. Either way we ought to have
a lot of fun, huh?Copy !req
936. Man, we are
grossly outnumbered.Copy !req
937. Yeah, so what
can we do?Copy !req
938. We gotta get the villagers. The
villagers? They're not ready to fight.Copy !req
939. Man,
we are choiceless.Copy !req
940. Blinkin, what's the fastest
way to reach the villagers?Copy !req
941. Why don't we fox them!
Fox 'em.Copy !req
942. Fox 'em.
Fox 'em.Copy !req
943. Now, Mickey, take this message
to the village as fast as you can.Copy !req
944. Pay attention.
Have you got it?Copy !req
945. Good.Copy !req
946. Come on, y'all. Let's get out this
ladies' clothing and into our tights.Copy !req
947. Come on, man.
There you go.Copy !req
948. Let's see. Are you about
a 16, 161/2, huh?Copy !req
949. There.
It's a little tight.Copy !req
950. Well, that's the idea.Copy !req
951. Would you care
for a blindfold?Copy !req
952. No. How about half a one?Copy !req
953. A kiss, sir?Copy !req
954. Sorry.Copy !req
955. Good Morrow, Abbot.
Good Morrow.Copy !req
956. Welcome, Abbot.
Good Morrow.Copy !req
957. Hello, Abbot.
Good Morrow.Copy !req
958. Hey, Abbot!
I hate that guy.Copy !req
959. Ooh, she's beautiful.
Goodness!Copy !req
960. Present swords!Copy !req
961. What's going on?Copy !req
962. Just in case you change
your mind, my dear.Copy !req
963. I will conduct the opening
prayer in the New Latin.Copy !req
964. O Ord-lay,Copy !req
965. iveus-gay our-yay
essings-blay.Copy !req
966. We are gathered here
today...Copy !req
967. to witness the marriage
of Mervyn, the sheriff of-Copy !req
968. Mervyn?
Your name is Mervyn?Copy !req
969. Shut up, shut up!Copy !req
970. Continue with
the service!Copy !req
971. Okay, Mervyn.Copy !req
972. Do you,
Sheriff of Rottingham,Copy !req
973. take Maid Marian of Bagelle
to be your lawful wedded wife,Copy !req
974. to love and to hold
in sickness and in health...Copy !req
975. till death do you part?
Yes! I do! Get on with it!Copy !req
976. Do you, Marian, vow to do all
the stuff I just said to him?Copy !req
977. Say "I do," or Robin dies.Copy !req
978. I— I-Copy !req
979. I— I—Copy !req
980. I do... not!Copy !req
981. Who's the man? Who's the man? Go!Copy !req
982. Arrest them! Seize them! Stop them!Copy !req
983. Hurt them!
Hurt them!Copy !req
984. Look! The villagers
are coming!Copy !req
985. Oh! I believe this belongs to you, sir.Copy !req
986. Well, you know
what they say.Copy !req
987. No noose is good noose.Copy !req
988. Nice shooting,
Ahchoo.Copy !req
989. Well, to tell you the truth,
I was aiming for the hangman.Copy !req
990. Uh-oh, fellas.
We got company.Copy !req
991. On the count of jump.
Wait for it.Copy !req
992. Charge!Copy !req
993. Jump.Copy !req
994. Oh, yeah!Copy !req
995. I shall have you,
married or no.Copy !req
996. Yeah!Copy !req
997. The sheriff.
He got your woman, man.Copy !req
998. He's takin' her
to the tower.Copy !req
999. He gonna deflower her
in the tower.Copy !req
1000. I'm sorry we don't have enough
time for romance, my dear.Copy !req
1001. Consider this foreplay.Copy !req
1002. A chastity belt!Copy !req
1003. Ooh, that's going to chafe
my willy.Copy !req
1004. I'll be back.
Wha-Copy !req
1005. I hope she's still wearin'
her iron underwear. Yeah.Copy !req
1006. No matter what you do,Copy !req
1007. I shall never
submi-I-I-it!Copy !req
1008. - Aha!
- Robi-I-I-in!Copy !req
1009. Prepare for the fight scene.Copy !req
1010. Forgive the interruption,
my darling.Copy !req
1011. I'll dispatch your love
and then come back...Copy !req
1012. and finish the job.Copy !req
1013. En garde.
Thanks for the warning.Copy !req
1014. Shocking!Copy !req
1015. Parry, parry,
thrust, thrust.Copy !req
1016. Good!Copy !req
1017. Hey!
Oh, sorry.Copy !req
1018. It is the key to the greatest
treasure in all the land!Copy !req
1019. Oh! Robin, this means you've
always been my one true love,Copy !req
1020. because it's just
the right size.Copy !req
1021. It's not the size that counts!
It's how you use it!Copy !req
1022. Robin!Copy !req
1023. Thank you, my friend.Copy !req
1024. Oh, it's not so bad.Copy !req
1025. I was wrong.Copy !req
1026. Oh, my dear beloved
sheriff of Rottingham!Copy !req
1027. You've been run through.Copy !req
1028. How do you feel?Copy !req
1029. I'm dying, you fool!Copy !req
1030. You don't have to die.
I don't?Copy !req
1031. No. I've got
this magic pill...Copy !req
1032. that could save
your life.Copy !req
1033. And I'll give it to you
if you promise to marry me...Copy !req
1034. and be mine forever.Copy !req
1035. Oh, all right.
Yes, yes.Copy !req
1036. How do you feel now?
Good, good.Copy !req
1037. Surprisingly good.
And yet, somehow...Copy !req
1038. incredibly depressed.Copy !req
1039. I always wanted
to marry a cop.Copy !req
1040. Wait, wait!
I've changed my mind!Copy !req
1041. I love you,
Robin of Loxley.Copy !req
1042. And I you,
Marian of Bagelle.Copy !req
1043. Oh, my darling.Copy !req
1044. At last.
Yes, yes.Copy !req
1045. Yes, yes!
Yes!Copy !req
1046. No!Copy !req
1047. Wait, wait!
You're not married yet!Copy !req
1048. Before you do it,
you must go through it.Copy !req
1049. Or else I blew it.Copy !req
1050. Hey, Rabbi!Copy !req
1051. Who calls?Copy !req
1052. It is I, Robin. We wish
to get married in a hurry!Copy !req
1053. Married in a hurry!
That's wonderful. Wait!Copy !req
1054. I'm on my last customer.
I'll be right out.Copy !req
1055. Put a little ice on it.
It'll be fine. Ay, yi, yi!Copy !req
1056. Married in a hurry, married in a
hurry! Please invite me to the bris.Copy !req
1057. Now, are you ready?Copy !req
1058. Robin, do you?
I do.Copy !req
1059. Marian, do you?
I do.Copy !req
1060. I now pronounce you man and
- I object.Copy !req
1061. Who asked?Copy !req
1062. It's King Richard,
back from the Crusades!Copy !req
1063. Boy, now I'm in trouble.Copy !req
1064. You are no longer worthy
to wear...Copy !req
1065. this sacred symbol
of authority!Copy !req
1066. Oh, please have mercy
on me, Brother.Copy !req
1067. It wasn't my fault. I got some
really bad advice from Rottingham.Copy !req
1068. Bullshit! Bullshit!Copy !req
1069. Brother, you have
surrounded your given name...Copy !req
1070. with a foul stench.Copy !req
1071. From this day forth,Copy !req
1072. all the toilets
in this kingdom...Copy !req
1073. shall be known
as "johns. "Copy !req
1074. No!Copy !req
1075. Take him away!
No. Wait, wait.Copy !req
1076. Put him
in the Tower of London.Copy !req
1077. Make him part of the tour.Copy !req
1078. Robin, the news
of your great deeds...Copy !req
1079. has reached me
even in Jerusalem.Copy !req
1080. England owes you and your men
a great debt of gratitude.Copy !req
1081. Henceforth, all your family's
rights and lands shall be returned,Copy !req
1082. and you shall rule all Sherwood
from this day forth.Copy !req
1083. Kneel, Robin of Loxley.Copy !req
1084. And arise,
Sir Robin of Loxley.Copy !req
1085. Thank you, sir.
Excuse me, King.Copy !req
1086. Why, if you like this guy so much, do
you object to his marrying Maid Marian?Copy !req
1087. I have no objections, but I
have not yet kissed the bride.Copy !req
1088. It is a custom
and my royal right.Copy !req
1089. Hold this, Father.
Rabbi.Copy !req
1090. Whatever.Copy !req
1091. It's good to be the king.Copy !req
1092. Now you may marry them. Thank you,
Your Majesty. Here's your knife.Copy !req
1093. Sword.
Whatever.Copy !req
1094. Okay, where did we leave off?
Oh, that's right.Copy !req
1095. - We're up to the best part. Do you, Marian?
- I do.Copy !req
1096. Do you, Robin?
I do.Copy !req
1097. I now pronounce you
man and...Copy !req
1098. wife.Copy !req
1099. We're going to have to
remodel the castle...Copy !req
1100. to make room
for all the babies.Copy !req
1101. For my first
order of business,Copy !req
1102. I wish to appoint
a new sheriff of Rottingham.Copy !req
1103. My friend, Ahchoo.Copy !req
1104. All right!Copy !req
1105. A black sheriff?Copy !req
1106. He's black?Copy !req
1107. And why not?
It worked in Blazing Saddles.Copy !req
1108. That's good.Copy !req
1109. Good-bye! Bye-bye! Bye-bye!Copy !req
1110. Rise,Copy !req
1111. Sir Robin of Loxley.Copy !req
1112. Yeah. Buona sera.
Buona sera.Copy !req
1113. Hey, Abbot!Copy !req
1114. I hate that guy.Copy !req
1115. Let's see now, what are you,
16, 161/2?Copy !req
1116. Faigelehs?Copy !req
1117. Welcome home,
Mrs. Of Loxley.Copy !req
1118. Mrs. Of Loxley.
Oh, I'm so happy.Copy !req
1119. Oh, my dearest.Copy !req
1120. Shall I...
turn the key?Copy !req
1121. Oh, yes, darling!
But please...Copy !req
1122. be gentle.Copy !req
1123. Um, darling.Copy !req
1124. What? You're not going to believe this.Copy !req
1125. What?
It won't open.Copy !req
1126. What?Copy !req
1127. Wait. I have an idea.Copy !req
1128. Call the locksmith!Copy !req
1129. Call the locksmith!Copy !req
1130. Call the locksmith!Copy !req
1131. Call the locksmith!Copy !req