1. Help!
Me house is on fire!
Me house is on fire!Copy !req
2. Call the fire brigade!Copy !req
3. Don't worry. Come along.
Hurry up. Hurry up.Copy !req
4. Well done, lads!Copy !req
5. Fill 'em up!Copy !req
6. Pass the buckets!Copy !req
7. There must be another way
ofdoing the credits.Copy !req
8. That's right!Copy !req
9. Every time they make
a Robin Hood movie,
they burn our village down.Copy !req
10. Leave us alone,
Mel Brooks!Copy !req
11. Yeah.Copy !req
12. Yo, yo, yo!
Check it out.Copy !req
13. Ow!
Ow!Copy !req
14. Ah, hello, hello!Copy !req
15. Welcome, welcome
to le dungeon!Copy !req
16. Hello, I'm Falafel,
maître d' dungeon.Copy !req
17. Please allow me to show you
to your cell. Come.Copy !req
18. Duck.Copy !req
19. I always forget
about that.Copy !req
20. I'm so sorry,
but we cannot seat you
without the proper attire.Copy !req
21. See?Copy !req
22. Irving.Copy !req
23. Help me.Copy !req
24. Ah!
That's much better.Copy !req
25. And now I leave you
in the capable hands
of Muktar.Copy !req
26. He's our head guard.Copy !req
27. Please, it's better
you cooperate with him.Copy !req
28. He's a tough guy.Copy !req
29. And if there's anything
you require, please don't
hesitate to scream.Copy !req
30. Coming!Copy !req
31. We're so busy!Copy !req
32. Follow me!Copy !req
33. Please sit.Copy !req
34. Robin of Loxley,
where is your king?Copy !req
35. King? King?Copy !req
36. And which king
might that be?Copy !req
37. King Richard, King Louis,
King Kong?Copy !req
38. Larry King?Copy !req
39. Impertinent English dog!
You shall talk.Copy !req
40. I don't think so.Copy !req
41. Chuchim, please,Copy !req
42. the tongue looseners.Copy !req
43. Speak, you dog.Copy !req
44. Speak!
Uh-uh.Copy !req
45. Ooh!Copy !req
46. What did he say?Copy !req
47. You don't wanna know.Copy !req
48. You very brave
for a not-at-homeboy.Copy !req
49. Oh, thank you.Copy !req
50. I've been in this place
for a while. Perhaps I can
be ofsome service to you.Copy !req
51. - Do you have any questions?
- What are you in for?Copy !req
52. - Jaywalking.
- Oh. I see.Copy !req
53. It's not gonna be easy
getting out of here.Copy !req
54. What we need
is a great feat
ofstrength.Copy !req
55. Feat ofstrength?Copy !req
56. Au contraire!Copy !req
57. Now that you are here
with me, what we have
is great strength offeet!Copy !req
58. - Don't follow.
- Do as I do.Copy !req
59. Put your feet on the bar,
both feet.Copy !req
60. Now, on the count
of kick-Copy !req
61. Kick!
Ha-ha!Copy !req
62. - What was that noise?
- Uh, noise? Noise?Copy !req
63. Uh— Uh, uh, uh, uh—Copy !req
64. The noise you heard
was the breaking
of this poor man's heart.Copy !req
65. Yes, that's it!
Ohh!Copy !req
66. - What?
- He's decided to save his
life by betraying his king.Copy !req
67. - Tsk, tsk, tsk.
- Oh, yes, that's it.Copy !req
68. Oh, damn my eyes.Copy !req
69. So go. Go tell your superiors
before he changes his mind.Copy !req
70. Oh, by the love ofAllah,
this is a wonderful thing!Copy !req
71. Go.Copy !req
72. It will mean
a big promotion for me.Copy !req
73. Go!Copy !req
74. Good news
is always rewarded!Copy !req
75. Please go.Copy !req
76. On the other hand—Copy !req
77. Bad news
is severely punished.Copy !req
78. Aah!Copy !req
79. Now is our chance.Copy !req
80. Quick, follow me!Copy !req
81. You get that chain,
I'll get this one.
Righto!Copy !req
82. We're free!Copy !req
83. We're free!
We're going home!Copy !req
84. Move out of the way!Copy !req
85. Come on.
Take my hand.Copy !req
86. All right,
on the count ofthree!Copy !req
87. One, two, three!Copy !req
88. I just told them
the good news, and—Copy !req
89. and—Copy !req
90. and I'm in deep shit.Copy !req
91. It is a very longjourney
from Africa to England,
my friend.Copy !req
92. Well.Copy !req
93. I owe you a great debt
ofgratitude, my friend.Copy !req
94. I am called
Robin of Loxley.Copy !req
95. My name is Asneeze,
father ofAhchoo.Copy !req
96. Bless you.
No, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
97. Ahchoo is my son.
He's in England,
your country.Copy !req
98. He's an exchange student.Copy !req
99. I'd like you
to look after him.Copy !req
100. He's in need of guidance.
He is headstrong and cocksure.Copy !req
101. Or is it
the other way around?Copy !req
102. Say no more.
I vow on the sacred word
of Loxley,Copy !req
103. I give you
my undying pledge,
my solemn oath...Copy !req
104. on my father's honor,
on the blood of my heart,Copy !req
105. on the word of my soul—
Good.Copy !req
106. On the very
center of my being,
that nothing shall—Copy !req
107. You must go now,
or you will miss the tide.Copy !req
108. Yes, yes.
Well, farewell,
my friend.Copy !req
109. And not to worry.
I'll find Ahchoo.Copy !req
110. Good-bye, my friend.
Farewell.Copy !req
111. Safejourney!Copy !req
112. Home! Home!Copy !req
113. England! Ahh!Copy !req
114. Mmm! Mwah!Copy !req
115. Oh, a horse. A horse.
My kingdom for a horse.Copy !req
116. Get him!Copy !req
117. Hold him.Copy !req
118. Ahchoo?Copy !req
119. Bless you!Copy !req
120. Man, I hope someone's getting
a video of this thing.Copy !req
121. Damn!Copy !req
122. That must be him.Copy !req
123. Watch my back!Copy !req
124. Your backjust
got punched twice.Copy !req
125. Thank you.Copy !req
126. Hey, thanks, man.
You're welcome.Copy !req
127. Who are you anyway?Copy !req
128. I think now is not the time
for introductions.Copy !req
129. Time out!Copy !req
130. Excuse me, bad guys.
I am running out ofair.Copy !req
131. Gotta get pumped.Copy !req
132. Huh?
Huh?Copy !req
133. Okay, honkies.
Time in!Copy !req
134. By the by, do you know
praying mantis?Copy !req
135. You're looking at him.Copy !req
136. Let's get out of here!Copy !req
137. Yeah, boy!Copy !req
138. Go ahead, punk!Copy !req
139. They're witches!
They're mad!Copy !req
140. They're possessed!
They're crazy!Copy !req
141. Good work.
Thanks, man.Copy !req
142. You haven't seen
the last of us!Copy !req
143. You've seen the last of us.Copy !req
144. There she is, Loxley Hall,Copy !req
145. home of my family
for seven generations.Copy !req
146. Let's go!Copy !req
147. Move it!
Come on. Let's go!Copy !req
148. That's it, boys.
Let's go. Move it.Copy !req
149. That's it!
Keep it going!Copy !req
150. Keep it going!Copy !req
151. Yes, come on, come on.
Move it, move it.Copy !req
152. Here we go.
Stop the castle!
Stop the castle!Copy !req
153. You there!
I demand to know what
is going on here!Copy !req
154. Read it and weep.Copy !req
155. Hey, what up
with that?Copy !req
156. "Hearye, hearye.Copy !req
157. "For failure
to pay back taxes,Copy !req
158. "all the lands,
castle and properties
of the family of Loxley...Copy !req
159. "shall be taken
in lieu of payment.Copy !req
160. Signed, PrinceJohn's
royal accountant,
H.M.R. Blockhead"?Copy !req
161. This is a sham!Copy !req
162. I vow here and now
I will restore my castle
to its rightful place.Copy !req
163. Yeah, yeah.
You vow, we move!Copy !req
164. Let's go, boys!
Take it out!Copy !req
165. So long!
Move it!Copy !req
166. Keep it going!
Come on!Copy !req
167. That's a boy!Copy !req
168. Blinkin?Copy !req
169. Who's that?
It's Blinkin.Copy !req
170. Our family's
loyal, blind servant.Copy !req
171. I gotta get
the horse, man.
Good.Copy !req
172. Blinkin!
Uh, be right out.Copy !req
173. Blinkin!Copy !req
174. Master Robin,
is that you?
Yes!Copy !req
175. Back from
the Crusades?
Yes!Copy !req
176. And alive?
Yes.Copy !req
177. Oh, happy day!Copy !req
178. I'm quite sure
there was a door there.Copy !req
179. Master Robin!Copy !req
180. You lost your arms
in battle.Copy !req
181. How— How terrible!Copy !req
182. But you grew
some nice boobs.Copy !req
183. Blinkin, I'm over here.Copy !req
184. Oh. Uh, later.Copy !req
185. Blinkin, listen to me.
They've taken the castle.Copy !req
186. I thought it felt
a bit drafty.Copy !req
187. Ohh!Copy !req
188. This never would have happened
ifyour father was alive.Copy !req
189. He's dead?Copy !req
190. Yes.Copy !req
191. And my mother?
She died of pneumonia
whilst—Copy !req
192. Oh, you were away!Copy !req
193. My brothers?
They were all killed
by the plague.Copy !req
194. My dog Pongo?Copy !req
195. Run over by a carriage.Copy !req
196. My goldfish Goldy?Copy !req
197. Eaten by the cat.Copy !req
198. My cat?
Choked on the goldfish.Copy !req
199. Oh, it's good to be home,
ain't it, Master Robin?Copy !req
200. Oh! Oooh!
Wait a minute.Copy !req
201. Wait a minute.Copy !req
202. What is that?Copy !req
203. Oh, your father wanted me
to give you this.Copy !req
204. He said that inside
is the key...Copy !req
205. to the greatest treasure
in all the land.Copy !req
206. Ohh.
May I keep it?Copy !req
207. Um, no, Blinkin.
I think I ought to honor
my father's wishes.Copy !req
208. Of course.Copy !req
209. Come, Blinkin.
Let us leave this
depressing foundation.Copy !req
210. We have much to do
and less time to do it in.Copy !req
211. Yes.Copy !req
212. Hey. Hey, Robin,
wait up.Copy !req
213. Oh, well done, Ahchoo.Copy !req
214. Yeah, he was running fast,
but I caught his ass.Copy !req
215. Who's that?
Blinkin, I'd like you
to meet Ahchoo.Copy !req
216. AJew? Here?Copy !req
217. No, no.
Not a Jew. Ahchoo.Copy !req
218. Hey, put it there.
How do you do?Copy !req
219. I've been better.Copy !req
220. - What is that?
- Help me! Help me!Copy !req
221. Aah, save me!
Save me!Copy !req
222. Looks like a runaway
white boy.Copy !req
223. All right. Steady on.
What's the matter?Copy !req
224. They're after me.
Who is?Copy !req
225. Over that boy hand!Copy !req
226. Hand over that boy.Copy !req
227. Who demands it?
The sheriff
of Rottingham.Copy !req
228. And what
has the boy done?Copy !req
229. He was caught poaching
in the king's forest.Copy !req
230. He "deered"
to kill a king's dare.Copy !req
231. Dared to kill a king's deer.Copy !req
232. And this
is an offense?Copy !req
233. One punishable by death.
Where have you been?Copy !req
234. Fighting with King Richard
in the Crusades.Copy !req
235. Unfortunately,
my father couldn't get me
into the National Guard.Copy !req
236. Whoa-oh!Copy !req
237. How dare you talk to me
in that fashion?Copy !req
238. Who are you?
I am Robin of Loxley.Copy !req
239. Oh, yes, yes,
I've heard of you.Copy !req
240. They say you're pretty handy
with a sword.Copy !req
241. Let's find out!Copy !req
242. I was angry at you
before, Loxley,Copy !req
243. but now I'm really
pissed off!
Pissed off?Copy !req
244. If I was that close
to a horse's wiener,Copy !req
245. I'd be worried about
getting pissed on.Copy !req
246. You know, this wasn't
a very smart thing for you
to have done, Loxley.Copy !req
247. I'll pay for this!Copy !req
248. You'll pay for this!Copy !req
249. Kill them!Copy !req
250. Wait, I've...
changed my mind.Copy !req
251. Wise decision.Copy !req
252. So, until we meet again,Copy !req
253. have a safejourney.Copy !req
254. Ooh! Ooh! Ow!
Oh! Ah!Copy !req
255. Mind the big rocks!Copy !req
256. Shut up, you bloody fools!Copy !req
257. Good riddance
to bad rubbish.Copy !req
258. Oh, thank you
for saving me life,
milord.Copy !req
259. I shall tell all that I see
that there is one man
in England...Copy !req
260. who's not afraid to
stand up to Rottingham
and his men.Copy !req
261. Good. Tell them that.Copy !req
262. And tell them also
that I vow to put an end
to the injustice,Copy !req
263. right the wrongs,
end the tyranny,Copy !req
264. restore the throne,
protect the forest,Copy !req
265. introduce folk dancing,Copy !req
266. demand a four-day
work week...Copy !req
267. and affordable health care
for Saxons and Normans.Copy !req
268. Yes, yes. Good, good.
Well, it's getting dark.Copy !req
269. I gotta go home
alone now.Copy !req
270. Right, right.
Good-bye.Copy !req
271. What an unusual child.Copy !req
272. Hmm.Copy !req
273. Hurry up, mein lady!Copy !req
274. You better get out
of that tub...Copy !req
275. before that thing
begins to rust.Copy !req
276. All right, Broomhilde.Copy !req
277. Hurry, hurry.
It's freezing.Copy !req
278. Button up.
You're going to catch
your death ofcold.Copy !req
279. Oh, these castles
are so drafty.Copy !req
280. Toasty warm.Copy !req
281. Oh, Broomhilde, look.Copy !req
282. A happy little bluebird.Copy !req
283. Hello.Copy !req
284. Ah. This means
I must make a wish.Copy !req
285. I hope against hope,Copy !req
286. I wish against wish...Copy !req
287. that the heavens bring me
a kind, wonderful, gentle man...Copy !req
288. who possesses the key
to my...Copy !req
289. heart.Copy !req
290. Good-bye,
my little friend.Copy !req
291. Ooh, that happy
little bluebird...Copy !req
292. has left a happy
little doo-doo on your hand.Copy !req
293. PrinceJohn,
I must speak with you.Copy !req
294. All right, everybody.
Later, later.Copy !req
295. See you later.
Oh!Copy !req
296. Sire.Copy !req
297. I have news.Copy !req
298. What sort of news
do you have?Copy !req
299. Not bad news, is it?
You know I can't take
bad news.Copy !req
300. The day started out so good.
Had a good night's sleep.
Had a good B.M.Copy !req
301. I don't want to hear
any bad news.Copy !req
302. Now, what type
of news is it?Copy !req
303. Well, to be perfectly frank,
it's bad!Copy !req
304. I knew it!Copy !req
305. I knew it was bad news!Copy !req
306. Wait a minute.
I have an idea.Copy !req
307. Maybe if you tell me
the bad news in a good way,
it won't sound so bad.Copy !req
308. The bad— The bad news
in a good way?Copy !req
309. Yes, I can do that.
Bad news in a good way.Copy !req
310. Um— Well, here goes.Copy !req
311. Wait till you hear this.
I just bumped into
Robin of Loxley.Copy !req
312. He's back from the Crusades.Copy !req
313. You know,
hejust beat the crap
out of me and my men.Copy !req
314. He— He hates you,
and he loves
your brother Richard.Copy !req
315. And—Copy !req
316. He wants to
see you hanged!Copy !req
317. You—Copy !req
318. We're— We're—
We're in an awful lot
oftrouble!Copy !req
319. What, are you crazy?Copy !req
320. Why are you laughing?
This is terrible news!Copy !req
321. Well, I-I—
You-You told me—Copy !req
322. I was just trying
to soften the blow.Copy !req
323. Well, you blew it.Copy !req
324. This is a knotty problem,
sire, not easily solved.Copy !req
325. Yes, you're right.Copy !req
326. What to do?Copy !req
327. What to do?
What to do?Copy !req
328. Got it! Latrine!Copy !req
329. The weird creature
in the tower, the one
who protects my future.Copy !req
330. The weird creature
in the tower, the one
who protects my future.Copy !req
331. Oh, yes, Latrine.Copy !req
332. Is she ugly!Copy !req
333. Latrine? Latrine,
where are you?
I must talk with you!Copy !req
334. Latrine! Latrine!
No!Copy !req
335. Oh, it's you.
There's a new threat
to my power.Copy !req
336. What can you tell me
about Robin of Loxley?Copy !req
337. Robin of Loxley?
Robin of Loxley.Copy !req
338. Let me see.Copy !req
339. Raven's egg,Copy !req
340. blood of a hen!Copy !req
341. Little bit more blood,
yes.Copy !req
342. Eyeballs of a crocodile.Copy !req
343. Testicles of a newt.Copy !req
344. I guess he's
a transsexual now!Copy !req
345. Yeah. Ugh.
Yes.Copy !req
346. Mmm!Copy !req
347. Robin of Loxley
is handsome and brave.Copy !req
348. He seeks to regain
his family's honor.Copy !req
349. The little sod
could be trouble.Copy !req
350. Are you certain?
Certain?Copy !req
351. You want certain,
hire yourself a witch.
I'm just your cook.Copy !req
352. Here. Eat this.Copy !req
353. Hmm, looks fabulous.Copy !req
354. Looks like a seder
at Vincent Price's house.Copy !req
355. Such an unusual name, Latrine.
How did your family
come by it?Copy !req
356. We changed it
in the ninth century.Copy !req
357. You mean,
you changed it...Copy !req
358. to Latrine?Copy !req
359. Yeah.
Used to be Shithouse.Copy !req
360. It's a good change.Copy !req
361. It's a good change.Copy !req
362. Now, what about
this Robin fellow, huh?Copy !req
363. How can I stop him?Copy !req
364. Maybe I could devise...Copy !req
365. a magic potion,Copy !req
366. one that would make him
unable to perform
the slightest task.Copy !req
367. But in return,
you must help me.Copy !req
368. What, are you kidding?
Name it. Anything you want.Copy !req
369. Put in a good word
for me with the sheriff
of Rottingham.Copy !req
370. I've got the hots for him.Copy !req
371. Hmm.Copy !req
372. I keep a likeness of him
in my boudoir.Copy !req
373. Oh. Ohh!Copy !req
374. Oh! Oh, Rotty!Copy !req
375. Rotty, Rotty, Rotty!Copy !req
376. I am amazed,Copy !req
377. to think that a handsome
blade like the sheriff
of Rottingham...Copy !req
378. would ever want
a creature like you.Copy !req
379. Well, if you're gonna
puncture my dreams,Copy !req
380. you can forget about
my promise to help you.Copy !req
381. No, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait!Copy !req
382. Wait.Copy !req
383. Maybe if we
got him drunk.Copy !req
384. Very drunk.Copy !req
385. You got a shot.Copy !req
386. Ooh, good!Copy !req
387. Whoa.Copy !req
388. Dismount.Copy !req
389. Wait here.
I'll go make sure
it's safe.Copy !req
390. I say, would you mind,
um, awfully,
getting out of the way?Copy !req
391. I say, not until
you pay the toll.Copy !req
392. Toll? What toll?Copy !req
393. Well, the toll you pay
for crossing me bridge.Copy !req
394. I'm not paying
any toll.Copy !req
395. This bridge is
on my family's land.Copy !req
396. Well, it used to be
my family's land.Copy !req
397. Hey. Hey, you're—
you're Robin of Loxley!Copy !req
398. Hey!Copy !req
399. Yeah!Copy !req
400. And who might you be?Copy !req
401. Oh, they call me
LittleJohn.Copy !req
402. Uh, but don't let
my name fool you.Copy !req
403. In real life,
I'm very big.Copy !req
404. I'll take your word for it.
Now let me pass.Copy !req
405. Uh— No.Copy !req
406. Sorry,
but a toll is a toll,Copy !req
407. and a roll is a roll,Copy !req
408. and if we don't get no tolls,
then we don't eat no rolls.Copy !req
409. I made that up.Copy !req
410. It's very fascinating.
I'm afraid I'm going
to have to hurt you.Copy !req
411. Oh, yeah. My pleasure.
Will!Copy !req
412. Thank you.Copy !req
413. Hey, Blinkin.Copy !req
414. Did you say,
"Abe Lincoln"?Copy !req
415. No, I ain't
say Abe Lincoln!
I said, "Hey, Blinkin."Copy !req
416. Hold the reins, man.Copy !req
417. Damn.Copy !req
418. Hey, Robin, Robin.Copy !req
419. Excuse me.
No, excuse me.Copy !req
420. Hey, look, man.
You don't have to do this.Copy !req
421. Look, this ain't exactly
the Mississippi.Copy !req
422. I'm on one side, see?
I'm on the other side.Copy !req
423. I'm on the east bank.
I'm on the west bank.Copy !req
424. It is not that critical.Copy !req
425. Not the point.
It's the principle
of the thing.Copy !req
426. Yeah.Copy !req
427. Nice knowing you.Copy !req
428. Aah!Copy !req
429. Ow.Copy !req
430. Ow.Copy !req
431. Ow!Copy !req
432. Uh! Ho!Copy !req
433. Help me!Copy !req
434. I can't swim!Copy !req
435. I'm drowning!
Oh, no, I'm drowning!Copy !req
436. Help me!Copy !req
437. Help me!Copy !req
438. Help me! Help me!Copy !req
439. Oh, God! Oh, I'm drowning!
I'm drowning, I'm drowning,
I'm drowning!Copy !req
440. There, there.
You're all right now.Copy !req
441. Thank you, Robin.
You saved me life.Copy !req
442. What?
Air!Copy !req
443. Sorry.Copy !req
444. There.
I'm in your debit.Copy !req
445. Think nothing of it.
Hey, are y'all
all right?Copy !req
446. Huh. Let me introduce you
to my friends.Copy !req
447. That is Blinkin.Copy !req
448. And this is Ahchoo.Copy !req
449. Bless ya.Copy !req
450. That's my name, man.Copy !req
451. Ahchoo.Copy !req
452. Here, let me introduce you
to my best friend,
Will Scarlet.Copy !req
453. Scarlet's my middle name.Copy !req
454. My full name is
Will Scarlet O'Hara.Copy !req
455. We're from Georgia.Copy !req
456. He's deadly
with his daggers.Copy !req
457. Really? How's about
a demonstration?Copy !req
458. Gladly.Copy !req
459. All right then.Copy !req
460. Fire an arrow
straight at my heart.Copy !req
461. - Are you serious?
- Absolutely.Copy !req
462. Okay. Good-bye.Copy !req
463. Hey, what part ofGeorgia
are you from?Copy !req
464. South Central?Copy !req
465. Well, I haven't quite
figured that part out yet.Copy !req
466. I see.Copy !req
467. I'm sorry 'bout
the toll thing, Robin.Copy !req
468. I mean,
it's PrinceJohn.Copy !req
469. He's taken our homes
and everything we own.Copy !req
470. We've nothin' left.
Not to worry,
LittleJohn.Copy !req
471. Even as we speak, I'm forming
a plan to make trouble for
PrinceJohn and Rottingham.Copy !req
472. Tonight,
I'll crash their party
and serve warning...Copy !req
473. that there are those who
will fight to rid England
of their tyranny.Copy !req
474. Good! We'll join you!
Yeah!Copy !req
475. No, no, no, no.
I can't risk the lives
ofothers.Copy !req
476. One man can
get in more easily
than halfa dozen.Copy !req
477. Well, I must be off.Copy !req
478. Fare thee well.
I'll see thee
upon my return.Copy !req
479. All right, man.
Peace, bro.Copy !req
480. Take it easy.
Thanks.Copy !req
481. Man, white men can'tjump.Copy !req
482. Ah. Here you are, son.Copy !req
483. Your ticket, sir.Copy !req
484. Kill him!Copy !req
485. No, wait.Copy !req
486. You know, a mime...
is a terrible thing
to waste.Copy !req
487. Let him go.Copy !req
488. Lovely Bristols.Copy !req
489. Good evening, milady.Copy !req
490. Milady.Copy !req
491. Maid Marian, you know
our good sheriff
of Rottingham.Copy !req
492. You look ravishing,
my dear.Copy !req
493. Please allow me
to help you to your seat.Copy !req
494. Mmm.Copy !req
495. I must say that PrinceJohn
has spared no expense
for tonight's party.Copy !req
496. We have exotic foods
from across the seas.Copy !req
497. Coconuts, bananas
and dates.Copy !req
498. Would you care
for a date?
Yes, thank you.Copy !req
499. How 'bout
next Thursday?Copy !req
500. Good evening.Copy !req
501. That's—
That's him!Copy !req
502. That's Loxley!Copy !req
503. Greetings, Your Highness.Copy !req
504. Traif.
A present for you
and your guests.Copy !req
505. That's a wild boar.Copy !req
506. No, no, that's a wild pig.
That's a wild bore.Copy !req
507. Funny!Copy !req
508. Very amusing.Copy !req
509. So you're Robin
of Loxley, huh?Copy !req
510. I've heard so much
about you.Copy !req
511. - And you are?
- Maid Marian.Copy !req
512. Ah, Maid Marian.Copy !req
513. Rumors of your beauty
have traveled
far and wide,Copy !req
514. yet I see they hardly
do you justice.
Oh!Copy !req
515. Quite a smoothy.Copy !req
516. He's definitely a smoothy.
Enough!Copy !req
517. King illegal forest...Copy !req
518. to pig wild kill
in it a is!Copy !req
519. What?
What?Copy !req
520. I mean, don't you know
it is illegal
to kill a wild pig...Copy !req
521. in the king's forest?Copy !req
522. Is it not also illegal
to sit in the king's throne
and usurp his power...Copy !req
523. in his absence?Copy !req
524. Careful, Robin.
You go too far.
I've only just begun.Copy !req
525. I've come to warn you
that if you do not stop
levying these evil taxes,Copy !req
526. I shall lead
the good people of England
in a revolt against you.Copy !req
527. And why should the people
listen to you?Copy !req
528. Because, unlike
some other Robin Hoods,Copy !req
529. I can speak
with an English accent.Copy !req
530. Oh!Copy !req
531. To tell you the truth,
this guy is starting
to get on my nerves!Copy !req
532. Worry not, Your Highness.Copy !req
533. I shall dispose
of this feathered upstart.Copy !req
534. I challenge you
to a duel.Copy !req
535. I accept.Copy !req
536. Whoa!Copy !req
537. That's going to cost you,
Loxley.Copy !req
538. Please,
put it on my bill.Copy !req
539. So it's come down
to this, has it?
A fight to the death.Copy !req
540. Mano a mano,Copy !req
541. man to man,Copy !req
542. just you and me...Copy !req
543. andmy guards!Copy !req
544. Ooh!Copy !req
545. Check, please.
Table one.Copy !req
546. Ha!Copy !req
547. Uh. Ooh. Ah.Copy !req
548. Hurry, let's
get out of here!Copy !req
549. Oh.Copy !req
550. Uhh.Copy !req
551. Refreshment, sir.
Ah, thank you, Blinkin.Copy !req
552. Sounds like
we're winning, sir.Copy !req
553. Indeed, we are.
Carry on.
Right you are.Copy !req
554. Save me, save me.
Hurt them, hurt them!Copy !req
555. Yes, save them, save them.
Hurt you, hurt you.
I've got it.Copy !req
556. Ohh!Copy !req
557. Care for some dessert?Copy !req
558. One, two, three!Copy !req
559. Fire!Copy !req
560. Maid Marian!Copy !req
561. Do you believe in...
love at first sight?Copy !req
562. Depends on what
you're looking at.Copy !req
563. Well?
Yes! Yes! Yes!Copy !req
564. Where is she?
Ohh!Copy !req
565. To be continued.Copy !req
566. Mein liebchen,
I'm so glad I found you.Copy !req
567. Come on. This party's
getting rough.Copy !req
568. Hyah!Copy !req
569. Am I good? I'm good.Copy !req
570. Bar the doors!
Don't let them get away.
Surround the great hall.Copy !req
571. Nowyou're talkin'.Copy !req
572. Shut the door.Copy !req
573. I hope it's worth
the noise!Copy !req
574. We've got him.
We've got him.Copy !req
575. Aha! Right rope.Copy !req
576. Oh!Copy !req
577. Look at this.Copy !req
578. We went from royalty
to recycling.Copy !req
579. LittleJohn,
would you get the door?
Yeah, I'll try.Copy !req
580. Well, it's been
a wonderful party,Copy !req
581. and we'd love to stay
and all that, but, um,Copy !req
582. I'm afraid we really
must dash, so ta-ta.Copy !req
583. No, no, no.Copy !req
584. I sent word
throughout England
that each village...Copy !req
585. should send
the very best men
they have.Copy !req
586. These are them.Copy !req
587. Hmm, we're in
a lot oftrouble.Copy !req
588. Good people who have traveled
from villages near and far,Copy !req
589. lend me your ears.Copy !req
590. That's disgusting.Copy !req
591. Hear me!Copy !req
592. Men the likes of PrinceJohn
and Rottingham must be stopped.Copy !req
593. Stopped from taxing us into
poverty, from taking from us
what is rightfully ours.Copy !req
594. Lfwe stand up to them,
all together as one,Copy !req
595. we can win the day!Copy !req
596. We shall go on to the end.
We shall not flag or fail.Copy !req
597. We shall fight
on the seas and oceans.Copy !req
598. We shall defend our isle,
whatever the cost may be.Copy !req
599. We shall never surrender.Copy !req
600. Then they shall
say of us,Copy !req
601. "Never have so many...Copy !req
602. owed so much to so few."Copy !req
603. That was beautiful.
What's going on?Copy !req
604. They're asleep.Copy !req
605. Hey, man.Copy !req
606. Tough room.Copy !req
607. Why don't you let me
give it a try?
Okay.Copy !req
608. Look at yourselves!Copy !req
609. Go ahead.
Take a look around.Copy !req
610. - Oh, people ofSherwood,
you been had!
- Yeah!Copy !req
611. Hoodwinked!
Yeah!Copy !req
612. Bamboozled!
Yeah!Copy !req
613. Run amok.Copy !req
614. We didn't land
on Sherwood Forest.Copy !req
615. Sherwood Forest
landed on us!Copy !req
616. Yeah!Copy !req
617. Very good.Copy !req
618. They're all warmed up.Copy !req
619. Brother Ahchoo is right.
And I say we fight back!Copy !req
620. Yeah!
Yes.Copy !req
621. - Are you with me,
yea or nay?
- Which one means yes?Copy !req
622. - Yea.
- Yea!Copy !req
623. Men, grab your uniforms
and equipment...Copy !req
624. and prepare for
the training sequence.Copy !req
625. All right, gentlemen,
grab your feathered caps,
jerkins, bodkins,Copy !req
626. boots, swords,
quivers...Copy !req
627. and panty hose.Copy !req
628. Now, men, the object
of this exercise...Copy !req
629. is to hit the target.Copy !req
630. All right?Copy !req
631. Oh!Copy !req
632. Hmm!Copy !req
633. Oh!Copy !req
634. Now, men, I want you
to keep your eye on Will...Copy !req
635. and do exactly
as he does.Copy !req
636. Ah-ooh!Copy !req
637. Yeah!
Very good.
Well done, Will.Copy !req
638. Right!
All right, Will!Copy !req
639. That's not so hard.
We could do that.
Piece ofcake.Copy !req
640. Good boy.
Ready, men?Copy !req
641. Charge!Copy !req
642. Oh, man.Copy !req
643. Hey, Rob, man,
maybe we should take
the dummies into battle.Copy !req
644. Ha!Copy !req
645. Hmm.Copy !req
646. Sire?
I must speak with you.Copy !req
647. What are you smelling?Copy !req
648. These aren't my bubbles.
They're from the pipes.Copy !req
649. Your Majesty,
I have terrible news.
What?Copy !req
650. "Strucky"
has "loxed" again.Copy !req
651. What?
Loxley has struck again.Copy !req
652. I'm gonna need privacy,
so you guys can blow.Copy !req
653. Not blow. Blow!Copy !req
654. I'm so depressed.Copy !req
655. Your Majesty, come with me,
and I will show you something
that will make you very happy.Copy !req
656. Fetch the royal robe!
Your Majesty?Copy !req
657. Stop me if I'm wrong
about this, but...Copy !req
658. wasn't your mole...
on the other side?Copy !req
659. I have a mole?Copy !req
660. What is it?Copy !req
661. It's what we've named
a stealth catapult.Copy !req
662. We've been working on it
secretly for months.Copy !req
663. It can hurl one
of these heavy boulders,
undetected,Copy !req
664. over a hundred yards,
completely destroying
anything it hits.Copy !req
665. Wow!
How does it work?
It's quite simple.Copy !req
666. You just take one of these
heavy rocks, put it here
where I'm sitting,Copy !req
667. and then pull
on that lever.Copy !req
668. You mean, like this?Copy !req
669. Oh, Dear Lord,Copy !req
670. if you see fit to send me
my one true love—Copy !req
671. Thank you!Copy !req
672. Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!Copy !req
673. Oh, my God!
Here! Let me work
my magic on you!Copy !req
674. Oh, oh, oh, oh!Copy !req
675. No, no!
I've got a headache.
I've got a headache.Copy !req
676. Where are you going?
Oh, bugger!Copy !req
677. I was that close.Copy !req
678. I touched it.Copy !req
679. I don't like the way
you're walking.Copy !req
680. You've been into
the sacramental wine again.Copy !req
681. You're farshnoshket!Copy !req
682. You drunken mule, you.Copy !req
683. Whoa, Morris, whoa.Copy !req
684. Halt there, friend.Copy !req
685. You'vejust entered
the territory of Robin Hood
and his Merry Men.Copy !req
686. - Faigelehs?
- No!Copy !req
687. No, no, no, no.
We're straight,
just merry.Copy !req
688. Azoy?
And who might you be,Copy !req
689. with the exceptionally long
feather in your hat?Copy !req
690. I am Robin of Loxley.
Robin of Loxley?Copy !req
691. I've just come
from Maid Marian,Copy !req
692. the lady whose heart you stole,
you prince ofthieves, you.Copy !req
693. I knew her mother and father
before they were taken
in the plague.Copy !req
694. Lord and Lady Bagelle.Copy !req
695. You were meant
for each other,
you and Maid Marian.Copy !req
696. What a combination!
Loxley and Bagelle.
You can't miss.Copy !req
697. And who are you, sir?Copy !req
698. I am Rabbi Tuckman,Copy !req
699. purveyor
ofsacramental wine...Copy !req
700. and mohel extraordinaire.Copy !req
701. - Hello, Rabbi.
- Hello, boys.Copy !req
702. Mohel. Don't believe
I've ever heard
of that profession.Copy !req
703. Mohel?
He's a very important guy.
He makes circumcisions.Copy !req
704. What, pray tell, sir,
is a circumcision?Copy !req
705. Oh, it's the latest rage.
The ladies love it.
I want one!Copy !req
706. I'll take two.
Put me down too.
I'm getting one.Copy !req
707. I'm game.
How's it done?
It's a snap.Copy !req
708. I take my little machine.Copy !req
709. I take your
little thing, see?Copy !req
710. I put it into
this little hole here,Copy !req
711. and... nip the tip!Copy !req
712. Ow!Copy !req
713. - Who's first?
- I changed me mind.Copy !req
714. I forgot, man.
I already got one.
Christian.Copy !req
715. I gotta work with
a much younger crowd.Copy !req
716. Rabbi, you seem to be
on the side of good.Copy !req
717. Will you join us
and share with us
some of your wisdom,Copy !req
718. some of your counsel,
and, uh, perhaps...
some of your wine?Copy !req
719. Wisdom and counsel,
that's easy.Copy !req
720. But this is sacramental wine.
It's only used to bless things.Copy !req
721. Wait a minute!Copy !req
722. There's things here—
there's trees,
there's rocks,Copy !req
723. there's birds,
there's squirrels.Copy !req
724. Come on!
We'll bless them all
until we get farshnoshket!Copy !req
725. Join me!Copy !req
726. Let's hear it
for the rabbi!Copy !req
727. Good evening,
Don Giovanni.
Yeah.Copy !req
728. Buona sera.
Buona sera.Copy !req
729. Yes. It was, uh,
very good of you to come
at such short notice.Copy !req
730. Well.
And all the way
from Jersey.Copy !req
731. Well, it is
quite a drive.Copy !req
732. Yes, but you do realize that
PrinceJohn expressly commanded
this to be a secret meeting?Copy !req
733. I mean,
who are these men?Copy !req
734. These are
my trusted associates.Copy !req
735. On my right,
Dirty Ezio.Copy !req
736. On my left,
Filthy Luca.Copy !req
737. Now.
We thank you
for inviting us...Copy !req
738. on the day
of your daughter's wedding.
No, no.Copy !req
739. I hope her first child
is a masculine child.Copy !req
740. Shut up. We didn't
even have our meeting yet.Copy !req
741. Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.Copy !req
742. All right.Copy !req
743. I understand that you have
been bothered by this fruit,
Robin Hood.Copy !req
744. That you want Robin
rubbed out,Copy !req
745. eliminated,
maybe even killed.Copy !req
746. Yes.
You put it succinctly.Copy !req
747. Suck what?
Succinctly.
It means perfectly.Copy !req
748. Oh, yeah.
Well, I knew that.Copy !req
749. Excuse me, Don Giovanni.Copy !req
750. Your lizard seems limp.Copy !req
751. At my age, you know,
sometimes—Copy !req
752. Oh, oh, my lizard.
Oh! No.Copy !req
753. Nah, he's just sleeping.
Charlie.Copy !req
754. Charlie. Oh, Charlie.Copy !req
755. Charlie, I could've been
somebody. I could have been
a contender.Copy !req
756. You know, Charlie's-
Charlie's got bad breath.Copy !req
757. Oh! He got excited,
you know.Copy !req
758. Come over here, Ezio.Copy !req
759. Uh— Mmm, no.Copy !req
760. Now, normally
I would be so happy
to be ofservice to you,Copy !req
761. but there is something
that weighs very heavily
on my heart.Copy !req
762. In the years
that we have been friends,
England and Jersey,Copy !req
763. never once have you
invited me to your home
for coffee and cake...Copy !req
764. or ganool, something,
you know.
A "guh-what"?Copy !req
765. A ganool.
It's a pastry
with stuffing.Copy !req
766. And it's got sprinkles
on it. Mmm.Copy !req
767. Excuse me.
I don't understand
a word you're saying.Copy !req
768. I just came back
from the dentist,Copy !req
769. and they left in
the cotton balls.Copy !req
770. I will take these cotton balls
from you with my hand...Copy !req
771. and put them in my pocket.Copy !req
772. Yeah. Whatever.Copy !req
773. You know, your other associate
says very little.Copy !req
774. Well, my other associate
says nothing.
Why is that?Copy !req
775. Because my enemy
cut out his tongue.Copy !req
776. Good grief!
Why?Copy !req
777. Well, 'cause he went
like this.Copy !req
778. And he didn't like it,
so he cut out his tongue.Copy !req
779. Come over here.
Go like this.Copy !req
780. He can't do it.Copy !req
781. I love to tease him!Copy !req
782. Tell me, Don Giovanni.
Yeah, that's me.
What?Copy !req
783. What do you intend to do
about Robin Hood?Copy !req
784. Listen to this.
I got an idea.Copy !req
785. Tomorrow— Tomorrow you're
gonna have your medieval
fun and games.Copy !req
786. You'll make
the most important event
the archery contest.Copy !req
787. Robin will not be able
to resist.
Why is that?Copy !req
788. We'll make him an offer
he can't refuse.Copy !req
789. I was just gonna say that.Copy !req
790. That's brilliant!
Thank you.Copy !req
791. But—
What?Copy !req
792. You do realize that Robin
is the finest archer
in the land?Copy !req
793. Oh, no.
Don't you understand?Copy !req
794. Luca is good,
better, best.Copy !req
795. Show him
your archery medals.Copy !req
796. Ta-da!Copy !req
797. Wowee!Copy !req
798. See? I couldn't
have said it better myself.Copy !req
799. Now, Luca beats Robin
at the archery contest,Copy !req
800. and then Dirty Ezio
makes Robin no more.Copy !req
801. No more?
All right, you want
plain English?Copy !req
802. Robin is gonna be dead.Copy !req
803. D-E-D. Dead.Copy !req
804. You hear him?Copy !req
805. Broomhilde?
Broomhilde, wake up!Copy !req
806. There's a foul plot afoot.Copy !req
807. It's not mine feet.
I just washed them.
No, no, no.Copy !req
808. PrinceJohn and the sheriff
have hired men to kill Robin.Copy !req
809. We must warn him
immediately!Copy !req
810. Wait, mein lady!
If PrinceJohn should see us—Copy !req
811. You're right.
We'll go out the back.
Right.Copy !req
812. Lady!Copy !req
813. Broomhilde,
I'm going on ahead.Copy !req
814. Catch me up.
Come on, Lady.Copy !req
815. Farfelkugel!Copy !req
816. Ooh.Copy !req
817. Farfelkugel.
If I was you,Copy !req
818. I would never
do that again.Copy !req
819. Any questions?Copy !req
820. Good.Copy !req
821. Forward!Copy !req
822. Blinkin, what are you
doing up there?Copy !req
823. Guessing.
I...Copy !req
824. guess no one's coming.Copy !req
825. Please come down from there.
Twit.Copy !req
826. Well, I guess there's a ladder
around here somewhere.Copy !req
827. Oh. Here we are.
Right.Copy !req
828. Oh, shit.Copy !req
829. I can see!Copy !req
830. No, I was wrong.Copy !req
831. Blimey, these are
hard to get on.Copy !req
832. Let's face it.
You gotta be a man
to wear tights.Copy !req
833. Will, how are me seams?Copy !req
834. Perfect.
Every time.Copy !req
835. We're butch!Copy !req
836. Marian!Copy !req
837. Here.
Allow me.Copy !req
838. Oh, thank you.Copy !req
839. You are so sweet.Copy !req
840. Is there anything
I can do for you?Copy !req
841. Yeah.
You can get off me.Copy !req
842. LittleJohn!Copy !req
843. I panicked.Copy !req
844. Darling, what are you
doing here?
I have come to warn you.Copy !req
845. PrinceJohn and Rottingham
have hired murderers to kill
you at the fair tomorrow!Copy !req
846. You mustn't go!Copy !req
847. That's easy.
I won't.Copy !req
848. Oh, I'm so happy.Copy !req
849. They were going to try
to lure you there by having
an archery contest.Copy !req
850. An archery contest?Copy !req
851. Their archer
is unbeatable.Copy !req
852. Really?
Robin, promise
you won't go.Copy !req
853. All right.
I promise you won't go.
Thank you.Copy !req
854. - Hey, wait a minute, Robin.
You said that—
- Cool it.Copy !req
855. Chill.Copy !req
856. Come, my dear.Copy !req
857. The night is young,
and you're so beautiful.Copy !req
858. B-flat.Copy !req
859. Em, uh—Copy !req
860. Oh, my dearest.
I'm ready for that kiss now.Copy !req
861. But first
I must warn you.Copy !req
862. It could only be a kiss,Copy !req
863. for I am a virgin...Copy !req
864. and could never...Copy !req
865. go all the way.
But-Copy !req
866. Unless, of course,
I were married.Copy !req
867. Or ifa man pledged
his endless love to me.Copy !req
868. Yes—
Or if I knew that he
desperately cared for me,Copy !req
869. or if he were really cute.Copy !req
870. But, my darling,
you're shivering.Copy !req
871. Are you cold?
What are you wearing
underneath that cape?Copy !req
872. Practically nothing.Copy !req
873. Ohh!Copy !req
874. Oh, except that.Copy !req
875. I forgot to tell you
about my chastity belt.Copy !req
876. It's an Everlast.
I'll bet.Copy !req
877. Oh, darling.
Don't despair.Copy !req
878. For it was written
on a scroll,Copy !req
879. "One day he
who is destined for me...Copy !req
880. "shall be endowed
with the magical key...Copy !req
881. that will bring
an end to my virginity."Copy !req
882. Oh, Marian!Copy !req
883. Ifonly 'twere me.
Oh, if it 'twere you,
'twould be...Copy !req
884. "twerrific."Copy !req
885. Achtung No ding-ding
without the wedding ring.Copy !req
886. A-bup, bup, bup, bup, bup.Copy !req
887. Good-bye, my dearest.Copy !req
888. - A-bup, bup, bup.
- Toodle-oo.Copy !req
889. Au revoir,
aufWiedersehen, ciao.Copy !req
890. Time out, time out.
What is wrong?Copy !req
891. I should have never
worn these shoes!Copy !req
892. They just don't
match my purse.Copy !req
893. Blinkin,
fix your boobs.
What?Copy !req
894. You look like
a bleeding Picasso.Copy !req
895. Oh!
Goodness gracious.Copy !req
896. Peanuts!
Peanut power here.Copy !req
897. Hey, poor man's lunch there.
Hey, you. Shell game here.Copy !req
898. The royal archery contest
is about to begin!Copy !req
899. Archers,
take your places.Copy !req
900. Are we... prepared?Copy !req
901. Sire.
Hmm?Copy !req
902. Oh, that's good.Copy !req
903. That's good.Copy !req
904. Archers to the line!Copy !req
905. Ready.Copy !req
906. Aim.Copy !req
907. Wait for it.Copy !req
908. Fire!Copy !req
909. The two archers that hit
the bull's-eye can stay.Copy !req
910. The rest of you gentlemen
can bugger off.Copy !req
911. Granddad
won't like this.Copy !req
912. There he is.Copy !req
913. The old man
is Loxley.Copy !req
914. Are you sure?Copy !req
915. It looks like Mark Twain.Copy !req
916. The old man
may go first.Copy !req
917. Well done,
Robin of Loxley.Copy !req
918. He's crazy.
We gotta stop him.Copy !req
919. Sorry, ladies.
This is the royal entrance.Copy !req
920. You'll have to go around
the other way.Copy !req
921. Look what you've done.
You idiot!Copy !req
922. Now he's even more of a hero
to the people.Copy !req
923. Luca Pazzo
still has a shot.Copy !req
924. But he hit the very center
of the bull's-eye, schmuck!Copy !req
925. Wait and watch, sire.Copy !req
926. He split Robin's arrow
in twain!Copy !req
927. Things are looking up, huh?Copy !req
928. Nice shot!Copy !req
929. Oh, Robin's in trouble.
Come on!
Hey!Copy !req
930. I lost. I lost?Copy !req
931. Wait a minute.
I'm not supposed to lose.Copy !req
932. Let me see the script.Copy !req
933. Yo, Robin,
time to fly.Copy !req
934. Go back to Sherwood Forest!Copy !req
935. Oh, good.
They've opened
the salad bar.Copy !req
936. Wait!
I get another shot!Copy !req
937. He gets another shot!Copy !req
938. Does Robin get
another shot?Copy !req
939. Yes, he does. He does.Copy !req
940. Squires and ladies,
silence. Listen.
Robin has another shot.Copy !req
941. Let's give him
the chop!Copy !req
942. How did you do that?Copy !req
943. I heard that coming
a mile away.Copy !req
944. Very good, Blinkin.
Well done.
Pardon? Who's talking?Copy !req
945. "Patriot arrow"?Copy !req
946. Yes!Copy !req
947. Arrest him!Copy !req
948. Move it, move it!Copy !req
949. Out of the way!Copy !req
950. Loxley is a traitor
to the crown!Copy !req
951. It'll be so much fun
to watch you hang.Copy !req
952. Wait.Copy !req
953. What for?Copy !req
954. If you promise not to kill
Robin, I shall do the most
disgusting thing...Copy !req
955. that I can think of.
Mmm.Copy !req
956. And what's that?Copy !req
957. I shall marryyou.
What?Copy !req
958. You'll be mine?
You'll give yourself
to me every night?Copy !req
959. And sometimes
right after lunch?Copy !req
960. Yes. But only my body.Copy !req
961. You can never have my heart,
my mind or my soul.Copy !req
962. Oh. Oh, yes.
I respect that. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
963. Marian, my life's
not worth it!
Just say nay!Copy !req
964. Ha!
Walk this way.Copy !req
965. Send word to one and all
and all and one!Copy !req
966. - That's a little redundant, isn't it?
- What?Copy !req
967. Shut up! Tell everybody
that before the day is out,Copy !req
968. we shall have a wedding...
or a hanging.Copy !req
969. Either way we ought to have
a lot of fun, huh?Copy !req
970. Man, we are
grossly outnumbered.Copy !req
971. Yeah, so what
can we do?Copy !req
972. We gotta get the villagers.
The villagers?
They're not ready to fight.Copy !req
973. Man,
we are choiceless.Copy !req
974. Blinkin, what's the fastest
way to reach the villagers?Copy !req
975. Why don't we fox them!
Fox 'em.Copy !req
976. Fox 'em.
Fox 'em.Copy !req
977. Now, Mickey, take
this message to the village
as fast as you can.Copy !req
978. Pay attention.
Have you got it?Copy !req
979. Good.Copy !req
980. Come on, y'all.
Let's get out this ladies'
clothing and into our tights.Copy !req
981. Come on, man.
There you go.Copy !req
982. Let's see. Are you about
a 16, 161/2, huh?Copy !req
983. Ooh, ooh.Copy !req
984. There.
It's a little tight.Copy !req
985. Well, that's the idea.Copy !req
986. Would you care
for a blindfold?Copy !req
987. No. How about halfa one?Copy !req
988. A kiss, sir?Copy !req
989. Sorry.Copy !req
990. Good Morrow, Abbot.
Good Morrow.Copy !req
991. Welcome, Abbot.
Good Morrow.Copy !req
992. Hello, Abbot.
Good Morrow.Copy !req
993. Hey, Abbot!
I hate that guy.Copy !req
994. Ooh, she's beautiful.
Goodness!Copy !req
995. Present swords!Copy !req
996. What's going on?Copy !req
997. Just in case
you change your mind,
my dear.Copy !req
998. I will conduct
the opening prayer
in the New Latin.Copy !req
999. O Ord-lay,Copy !req
1000. iveus-gay our-yay
essings-blay.Copy !req
1001. We are gathered here
today...Copy !req
1002. to witness the marriage
of Mervyn, the sheriffof-Copy !req
1003. Mervyn?
Your name is Mervyn?Copy !req
1004. Shut up, shut up!Copy !req
1005. Continue with
the service!Copy !req
1006. Okay, Mervyn.Copy !req
1007. Do you,
Sheriffof Rottingham,Copy !req
1008. take Maid Marian of Bagelle
to be your lawful wedded wife,Copy !req
1009. to love and to hold
in sickness and in health...Copy !req
1010. till death do you part?
Yes! I do!
Get on with it!Copy !req
1011. Do you, Marian, vow to do
all the stuff I just said
to him?Copy !req
1012. Say "I do," or Robin dies.Copy !req
1013. L— I—Copy !req
1014. I— I—Copy !req
1015. I do... not!Copy !req
1016. Oh!Copy !req
1017. Who's the man?
Who's the man?
Go!Copy !req
1018. Arrest them!
Seize them!
Stop them!Copy !req
1019. Hurt them!
Hurt them!Copy !req
1020. Look! The villagers
are coming!Copy !req
1021. Oh!
I believe this
belongs to you, sir.Copy !req
1022. Well, you know
what they say.Copy !req
1023. No noose is good noose.Copy !req
1024. Nice shooting,
Ahchoo.Copy !req
1025. Well, to tell you the truth,
I was aiming for the hangman.Copy !req
1026. Uh-oh, fellas.
We got company.Copy !req
1027. On the count ofjump.
Wait for it.Copy !req
1028. Charge!Copy !req
1029. Jump.Copy !req
1030. Oh, yeah!Copy !req
1031. Ow.Copy !req
1032. I shall have you,
married or no.Copy !req
1033. Yeah!Copy !req
1034. The sheriff.
He got your woman, man.Copy !req
1035. He's takin' her
to the tower.Copy !req
1036. He gonna deflower her
in the tower. Ooh.Copy !req
1037. I'm sorry we don't have
enough time for romance,
my dear.Copy !req
1038. Consider this foreplay.Copy !req
1039. A chastity belt!Copy !req
1040. Ooh, that's going to chafe
my willy.Copy !req
1041. I'll be back.
Wha—Copy !req
1042. I hope she's still wearin'
her iron underwear.
Yeah.Copy !req
1043. No matter what you do,Copy !req
1044. I shall never
submi-I-I-it!Copy !req
1045. - Aha!
- Robi-I-I-in!Copy !req
1046. Prepare for the fight scene.Copy !req
1047. Forgive the interruption,
my darling.Copy !req
1048. I'll dispatch your love
and then come back...Copy !req
1049. and finish the job.Copy !req
1050. En garde.
Thanks for the warning.Copy !req
1051. Shocking!Copy !req
1052. Parry, parry,
thrust, thrust.Copy !req
1053. Good!Copy !req
1054. Hey!
Oh, sorry.Copy !req
1055. It is the key
to the greatest treasure
in all the land!Copy !req
1056. Oh! Robin, this means
you've always been
my one true love,Copy !req
1057. because it's just
the right size.Copy !req
1058. It's not the size that counts!
It's howyou use it!Copy !req
1059. Robin!Copy !req
1060. Aha! Ha, ha!Copy !req
1061. Ha, ha.Copy !req
1062. Thank you, my friend.Copy !req
1063. Aah.Copy !req
1064. Oh, it's not so bad.Copy !req
1065. I was wrong.Copy !req
1066. Oh, my dear beloved
sheriffof Rottingham!Copy !req
1067. You've been run through.Copy !req
1068. How do you feel?Copy !req
1069. I'm dying, you fool!Copy !req
1070. You don't have to die.
I don't?Copy !req
1071. No. I've got
this magic pill...Copy !req
1072. that could save
your life.Copy !req
1073. And I'll give it to you
if you promise to marry me...Copy !req
1074. and be mine forever.Copy !req
1075. Oh, all right.
Yes, yes.Copy !req
1076. How do you feel now?
Good, good.Copy !req
1077. Surprisingly good.
And yet, somehow...Copy !req
1078. incredibly depressed.Copy !req
1079. I always wanted
to marry a cop.Copy !req
1080. Wait, wait!
I've changed my mind!Copy !req
1081. I love you,
Robin of Loxley.Copy !req
1082. And I you,
Marian of Bagelle.Copy !req
1083. Oh!Copy !req
1084. Oh, my darling.Copy !req
1085. At last.
Yes, yes.Copy !req
1086. Yes, yes!
Yes!Copy !req
1087. No!Copy !req
1088. Wait, wait!
You're not married yet!Copy !req
1089. Before you do it,
you must go through it.Copy !req
1090. Or else I blew it.Copy !req
1091. Hey, Rabbi!Copy !req
1092. Who calls?Copy !req
1093. It is I, Robin.
We wish to get married
in a hurry!Copy !req
1094. Married in a hurry!
That's wonderful. Wait!Copy !req
1095. I'm on my last customer.
I'll be right out.Copy !req
1096. Put a little ice on it.
It'll be fine.
Ay, yi, yi!Copy !req
1097. Married in a hurry,
married in a hurry!
Please invite me to the bris.Copy !req
1098. Now, are you ready?Copy !req
1099. Robin, do you?
I do.Copy !req
1100. Marian, do you?
I do.Copy !req
1101. I now pronounce you
man and—
I object.Copy !req
1102. Who asked?Copy !req
1103. It's King Richard,
back from the Crusades!Copy !req
1104. Boy, now I'm in trouble.Copy !req
1105. You are no longer worthy
to wear...Copy !req
1106. this sacred symbol
ofauthority!Copy !req
1107. Oh, please have mercy
on me, Brother.Copy !req
1108. It wasn't my fault.
I got some really bad
advice from Rottingham.Copy !req
1109. Bullshit! Bullshit!Copy !req
1110. Brother,
you have surrounded
your given name...Copy !req
1111. with a foul stench.Copy !req
1112. From this day forth,Copy !req
1113. all the toilets
in this kingdom...Copy !req
1114. shall be known
as "johns."Copy !req
1115. No!Copy !req
1116. Take him away!
No. Wait, wait.Copy !req
1117. Put him
in the Tower of London.Copy !req
1118. Make him part of the tour.Copy !req
1119. Robin, the news
of your great deeds...Copy !req
1120. has reached me
even in Jerusalem.Copy !req
1121. England owes you and your men
a great debt of gratitude.Copy !req
1122. Henceforth, all your
family's rights and lands
shall be returned,Copy !req
1123. and you shall rule all Sherwood
from this day forth.Copy !req
1124. Kneel, Robin of Loxley.Copy !req
1125. And arise,
Sir Robin of Loxley.Copy !req
1126. Thank you, sir.
Excuse me, King.Copy !req
1127. Why, if you like this guy
so much, do you object
to his marrying Maid Marian?Copy !req
1128. I have no objections,
but I have not yet
kissed the bride.Copy !req
1129. It is a custom
and my royal right.Copy !req
1130. Hold this, Father.
Rabbi.Copy !req
1131. Whatever.Copy !req
1132. It's good to be the king.Copy !req
1133. Now you may marry them.
Thank you, Your Majesty.
Here's your knife.Copy !req
1134. Sword.
Whatever.Copy !req
1135. Okay, where did we leave off?
Oh, that's right.Copy !req
1136. - We're up to the best part.
Do you, Marian?
- I do.Copy !req
1137. Do you, Robin?
I do.Copy !req
1138. I now pronounce you
man and...Copy !req
1139. wife.Copy !req
1140. We're going to have to
remodel the castle...Copy !req
1141. to make room
for all the babies.Copy !req
1142. For my first
order of business,Copy !req
1143. I wish to appoint
a new sheriffof Rottingham.Copy !req
1144. My friend, Ahchoo.Copy !req
1145. All right!Copy !req
1146. A black sheriff?Copy !req
1147. He's black?Copy !req
1148. And why not?
Itworkedin Blazing Saddles.Copy !req
1149. That's good.Copy !req
1150. Good-bye! Bye-bye! Bye-bye!Copy !req
1151. Rise,Copy !req
1152. Sir Robin of Loxley.Copy !req
1153. Yeah. Buona sera.
Buona sera.Copy !req
1154. Hey, Abbot!Copy !req
1155. I hate that guy.Copy !req
1156. Let's see now, what are you,
16, 161/2?Copy !req
1157. Faigelehs?Copy !req
1158. Welcome home,
Mrs. Of Loxley.Copy !req
1159. Mrs. Of Loxley.
Oh, I'm so happy.Copy !req
1160. Oh, my dearest.Copy !req
1161. Shall I...
turn the key?Copy !req
1162. Oh, yes, darling!
But please...Copy !req
1163. be gentle.Copy !req
1164. Um, darling.Copy !req
1165. What?
You're not going to
believe this.Copy !req
1166. What?
It won't open.Copy !req
1167. What?Copy !req
1168. Wait. I have an idea.Copy !req
1169. Call the locksmith!Copy !req
1170. Call the locksmith!Copy !req
1171. Call the locksmith!Copy !req
1172. Call the locksmith!Copy !req