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64. That's easy for you to say.
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You're probably going to Harvard.
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66. Me, I don't want to make a mistake,
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70. Freedom brings opportunity.
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74. Tomorrow.
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76. Yeah?
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81. How did you do?
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82. 597: Math, 560: Verbal.
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92. No.
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93. Is this the way I left the equalizer?
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94. No.
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106. There's $50 for food,
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110. Dad, should I start your car?
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113. Please, you're not to use my car.
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114. - Use the station wagon.
- Use my car, honey.
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117. As far as the house is concerned,
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121. We will, honey. You too.
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127. "You'll never even get me out on the floor
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128. "In ten minutes I'll be late for the door
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129. "I like that old time rock and roll!
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130. "Still like that old time rock and roll!
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131. "That kind of music just soothes the soul
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132. "I reminisce about the days of old
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133. "With that old time rock and roll!"
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136. He must have aced his Boards.
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139. Shit!
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140. Do you know what a Harvard MBA makes,
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141. $40,000.
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161. Bullshit! Every sales manager I know
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162. Yeah? Who?
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163. Everyone! Just help me
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168. I only did this because I thought
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169. Hi, Glenn. What's up?
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171. I thought maybe I could borrow a room?
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172. Barry is here and we're working.
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181. A call comes in for your mom,
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182. You write the message down here,
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183. Now, a call for your dad comes in
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187. $1.86 in parts, sell it for $9.95
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188. I can't concentrate with this.
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197. Because he boffed Hendricks last week!
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199. Yes! And after the game on Saturday,
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207. Shit!
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210. Sublime breasts!
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218. "Chicago's finest dominants
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219. "Fully equipped dungeons.
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221. Here's one!
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222. "My daddy used to spank my bare bottom.
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223. "Now he's gone. Will you take his place?
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224. "Call Misty."
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227. "Countess Angelique seeks
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252. Give me the number, damn it!
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253. There's no number.
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290. Fair enough.
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301. Get off the babysitter! Put on your
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- $50?
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- Open the door!
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Are you going to open the door?
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- Just start driving!
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477. I'm sorry.
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478. You won't let me stay?
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479. No, I have to go to school.
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480. I'm really sorry.
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481. No, I'm sorry.
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482. I'll be right back.
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483. You guys go ahead without me.
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484. She's still here?
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485. She won't leave.
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486. She won't leave.
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487. Lana, look...
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488. I just want my egg back.
I want my house back.
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489. I have a lot of work to do.
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490. Did you have a good time last night?
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491. You mean when we got back here?
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492. I think you know what I mean.
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493. I had a great time.
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494. Don't tell me I owe you another $300.
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495. Did I say you owe me anything?
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496. No, you didn't.
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497. I don't remember saying
you owe me anything.
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498. What about my mother's egg?
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499. You're the one who's going to college,
you figure it out.
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500. How much time do you need?
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501. I need long enough
to make a few phone calls.
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502. I have to figure out how
to get my stuff back.
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503. Guido has probably locked me
out of the apartment by now.
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504. All right!
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505. But will you do me a favor?
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506. Anything, cookie.
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507. Don't steal anything!
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508. If I come back here,
and find anything missing...
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509. I'm going straight to the police.
I'm not joking!
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510. Joel, go to school. Go learn something.
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511. May I see your pass, please!
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512. I'm sure you've all read
chapters six through eight...
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513. so here's a little pop quiz to confirm it.
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514. Will you put your books on the floor,
please?
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515. You didn't tell anyone, did you?
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516. No. Glenn knows.
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517. What about Barry?
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518. He knows, too.
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519. Don't tell anyone!
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520. I won't! I won't!
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521. Lab reports should be on my desk
by tomorrow afternoon.
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522. I won't accept any that aren't typed.
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523. Term papers are due on Friday.
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524. They count for 50%
of this semester's grades.
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525. Damn it!
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526. Hey, Miles, what's going on?
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527. I'm waiting for Glenn.
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528. Glenn? Where is he?
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529. Inside.
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530. In the house?
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531. He wanted to meet her!
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532. What are you doing?
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533. I was inside.
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534. I can see that.
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535. You're home now.
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536. Yeah, I live here, remember?
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537. Glenn?
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538. Tell me you didn't do anything with her.
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539. Who, Lana?
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540. Yeah, Lana.
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541. Nothing.
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542. I met her.
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543. She's nice.
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544. You're sure you didn't do anything?
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545. Yeah, I swear.
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546. You did it with her, didn't you, Glenn?
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547. I did not do it with her, Joel!
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548. Ask me about Vicki!
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549. Who is Vicki?
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550. Owe you one!
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551. Are you Joel? Nice place you have here.
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552. Where's Lana?
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553. In the den.
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554. I like your friend!
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555. Get out! I'm not kidding!
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556. What's your problem?
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557. Just leave! Please!
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558. Look, we're not ripping you off or anything.
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559. What is this for?
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560. Fifty goes to the house! You're the house!
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561. I am not the house!
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562. Just leave! I mean it!
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563. He's mad, Vicki.
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564. Already? I just got here!
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565. I think he wants us to go.
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566. Do you want us to go?
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567. Thank you.
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568. I don't want any problems.
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569. Do you know what
you did to me last night?
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570. I don't care!
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571. I don't want to see you
or do anything with you anymore.
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572. Get in the car!
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573. Excuse me.
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574. What can I do for you?
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575. Who are you?
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576. Are you the kid I chased last night?
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577. Is there something I can help you with?
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578. You shouldn't drive like that.
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579. People get hurt all the time.
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580. Are you a smart kid?
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581. You look like a smart kid.
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582. I'm okay.
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583. Where are the girls? Inside?
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584. I'm afraid I'll have to ask you to leave.
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585. The door is locked.
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586. You're starting to give me a stomachache.
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587. Good! I hope it hurts!
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588. Are you going to open the door?
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589. Guido, go home!
We don't need you anymore!
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590. Shut your mouth!
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591. Listen, maybe we don't work
for you anymore!
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592. Then who do you work for?
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593. Who? If you don't work for me?
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594. Maybe we work for Joel, now.
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595. She's only kidding.
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596. I hope so.
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597. Joel, you look like a smart kid.
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598. I'm going to tell you something
I'm sure you'll understand.
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599. You're having fun now, right?
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600. Right, Joel? The time of your life.
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601. In a sluggish economy, never, ever fuck
with another man's livelihood!
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602. If you're smart, like I hope you are...
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603. you aren't going to make me
come back here.
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604. Thank you, Joel.
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605. It's very decent of you.
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606. Just as long as we understand each other.
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607. One night, then you'll find another place
to stay.
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608. As soon as we get in touch with Tandy,
we'll have a place.
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609. - Did you try her again?
- She's still out.
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610. And my mother's egg?
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611. If I can get my stuff back, I can get the egg.
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612. Then you'll leave?
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613. Then we'll leave.
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614. I don't know, Lana.
He has such nice friends.
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615. Clean, polite, quick.
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616. I think there's a future here.
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617. What are you studying?
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618. It's a workshop...
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619. on free enterprise.
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620. We make a product,
and then we try to market it.
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621. Do you make a lot of money?
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622. No. Not really.
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623. No, but we...
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624. get to compete with other
student companies.
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625. Actually, it's fucked!
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626. I'm just kidding.
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627. It's really quite competitive.
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628. Do you ever get high, Joel?
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629. Yeah. All the time.
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630. You see, Vicki and I were thinking
about getting high.
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631. Maybe going out
and getting some ice cream?
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632. You want to come?
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633. I could go for some ice cream right now.
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634. Are you stoned?
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635. No. I do not believe so.
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636. I think you're really wasted!
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637. This is not wasted, Barry.
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638. This is definitely not wasted.
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639. Barry?
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640. - I'm a little wasted!
- I know.
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641. - Don't let me do anything stupid.
- Don't worry.
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642. Want to take a walk?
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643. How do you like living at home?
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644. It's okay.
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645. I'll be out next year.
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646. I'll bet your folks are nice.
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647. They're gone till Sunday?
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648. Yeah.
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649. Because, I was thinking...
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650. I mean, after your friend came over...
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651. I couldn't believe it!
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652. A kid our age walks in with a $100!
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653. Glenn.
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654. Where did he get that kind of change?
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655. I don't know.
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656. He said he cashed a bond.
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657. You people have a lot of bonds.
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658. So, I was thinking...
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659. if we ever got our friends together,
we'd make a fortune!
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660. Yeah. You're right.
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661. Do you want to do that?
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662. Do what?
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663. Get our friends together
in the next few days.
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664. No. I don't think so.
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665. Make some money. Be a little enterpriser.
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666. Future enterpriser.
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667. Be whatever you want to be.
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668. What if I said I'd be your girlfriend
for the next few nights?
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669. No charge?
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670. Hey, I'm not pushing you on the idea.
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671. It's just that my mind keeps working
all the time.
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672. Nothing I can do about it.
It keeps working and working.
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673. You warm enough?
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674. I'm okay.
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675. How come you left home?
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676. Why?
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677. I was just wondering.
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678. Because my step-father
kept coming on to me.
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679. What else do you want to know?
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680. Do you have any brothers and sisters?
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681. I have a brother.
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682. What else?
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683. If you don't want to talk...
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684. No, no. Ask me anything.
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685. I don't think you want to talk and it's okay.
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686. No, I really want to talk to you.
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687. What does he do?
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688. He's in school.
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689. How come you're not in school?
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690. I'm not my brother.
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691. I'm really trying to be friends with you.
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692. But I'd appreciate it if you'd
stop trying to judge me...
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693. while you're leaning on your
daddy's $40,000 car.
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694. I'll see you around.
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695. Was it something I said?
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696. You locked the door!
The keys are inside the car!
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697. Please! Stop! Stop! Stop!
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698. Please stop! Please stop!
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699. Thank you.
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700. Thank you.
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701. All right, everyone watch your feet!
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702. Are you okay?
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703. Do you want an aspirin?
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704. Does your dad own a gun?
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705. Who's the U-boat commander?
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706. You're right. You are absolutely
right to respond this way.
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707. I did not have a doctor's appointment.
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708. But I will tell you exactly what happened.
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709. "Unexcused." You see, Nurse Bolan...
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710. If you write "unexcused,"
I fail two mid-terms.
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711. It'll wreck my whole grade point average!
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712. If you'd just stop and listen to me,
I'll explain everything.
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713. The truth is, my parents are away,
and I met this girl.
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714. A call girl, actually.
She came to my house.
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715. Look, you're writing again!
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716. This is not "unexcused"!
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717. If you will just listen to me,
then you'll understand, Nurse Bolan.
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718. Why? Why won't you listen to me?
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719. I had a doctor's appointment.
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720. Excuse me.
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721. It wasn't the girl, it was my father's car.
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722. I put my father's car into Lake Michigan...
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723. and I had to get it fixed.
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724. Just give me a break.
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725. Let me put it this way.
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726. I have spent the last four years
of my life busting my butt in this shithole!
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727. I'm sorry.
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728. I don't think I can leave until I get
just a little compassion from you.
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729. What did he get?
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730. Suspension, five days.
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731. They kicked him out
of Future Enterprisers, too.
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732. Shit! They trashed his whole record!
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733. What's he going to do about the car?
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734. Are you okay, Joel?
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735. I'm okay.
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736. I need a bike.
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737. He needs a bike.
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738. - Glenn, can I borrow your bike?
- Jesus, Glenn!
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739. Sure. Here, use mine.
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740. It was great the way her mind worked:
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741. No guilt, no doubts, no fear.
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742. None of my specialties.
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743. Just this shameless pursuit of immediate
material gratification.
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744. What a capitalist!
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745. She told me I could make more money
in one night than I'd make all year.
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746. Enough to pay for my father's car.
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747. She told me she'd be my girlfriend.
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748. She told me a lot of things.
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749. I believed them all.
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750. So, she introduced me to her friends.
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751. "Now when I was a young boy
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752. "At the age of five
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753. "My mother said I was going to be
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754. "The greatest man alive
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755. "But now I'm a man
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756. "Way past twenty-one
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757. "I want you to believe me, baby
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758. "I have lots of fun
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759. "I'm a man"
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760. I introduced her to my friends.
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761. We made Barry our treasurer.
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762. Lana did production.
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763. I concentrated on sales.
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764. So, you took her out to dinner twice.
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765. What did that cost you?
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766. About $30.
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767. With tip?
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768. Okay, maybe $35.
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769. Any movies?
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770. Three movies.
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771. $20.
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772. Parking?
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773. I park on the street.
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774. Gas?
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775. Maybe $6.
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776. All right, Stan, you're in for roughly $60.
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777. What happened?
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778. She slept with Jacobsen.
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779. That's all I'm saying.
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780. "I can make love to you, woman
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781. "In five minutes' time
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782. "Ain't that a man?"
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783. Do you know what he said... afterwards?
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784. He said the lady had knowledge.
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785. He was glad to get that knowledge.
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786. Do you know why?
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787. Why?
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788. Because college girls can smell ignorance...
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789. like dog shit.
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790. I'll think about it.
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791. Where are you going to school next year?
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792. Wisconsin.
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793. Wisconsin?
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794. Big school.
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795. All I'm saying is...
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796. walk like a man.
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797. Joel! This is a great party!
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798. Are you having a good time?
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799. Excellent idea, Joel! Really excellent.
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800. Some of the girls are wearing
my mother's clothing.
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801. What's wrong with that?
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802. I don't want to spend the rest
of my life in analysis.
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803. - Just talk to them, okay?
- All right.
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804. Is Howie Rifkin here?
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805. You're on, honey.
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806. Joel! Somebody is at the front door
for you.
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807. All right, thank you. I'll be right there.
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808. The thing is...
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809. I don't have to pay for it.
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810. I get it anyway.
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811. I'm going to get going
or I'll miss the party.
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812. Whatever you want to do...
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813. Excuse me. Can I help you?
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814. Are you Joel?
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815. Yes.
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816. Bill Rutherford, Princeton Admissions.
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817. I believe we had an interview scheduled.
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818. If this is inconvenient for you...
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819. No, sir. It's fine.
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820. Is it okay if I have the room?
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821. Also, could you catch the phone
if anyone calls, please?
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822. I understand that you would like
to attend Princeton.
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823. Yes, sir, very much.
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824. Well, fine.
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825. Let's take a look at what we have,
shall we?
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826. Does this couch open?
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827. Lana, I'm in a meeting.
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828. We need the room.
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829. I need a few minutes, okay?
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830. Now, you've taken your SAT's already.
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831. 597, Verbal: 560. Correct me
if my information is inaccurate.
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832. Well, yes, but I was planning on taking
those again.
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833. Fine. Now, your grade point
average is 3.14.
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834. You class rank: 52...
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835. which places you in the 84th percentile.
Is that correct?
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836. Joel, this is my cousin, Ruben,
from Skokie.
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837. Can you get him in tonight?
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838. Not now, okay?
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839. - He has to be back by 12:00.
- All right, later guys.
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840. Excuse me.
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841. And you wish to major in?
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842. Business.
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843. Business. Yes.
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844. I'll be out in a second.
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845. Fine, well, let's see what else there is.
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846. "Junior Varsity Tennis Team,
Recording Secretary, Spanish Club...
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847. Varsity Track Team: One year...
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848. Honorable Mention:
Cook County Science Fair...
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849. Future Enterprisers, Yearbook Staff...
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850. Student Council: Two years."
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851. Well, Joel, this is very respectable.
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852. You've done some very solid work here...
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853. but it isn't quite Ivy League, is it?
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854. You know, Bill...
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855. there's one thing I've learned
in all my years.
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856. Sometimes you have to say,
"What the fuck".
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857. Make your move.
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858. I beg your pardon?
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859. So, how are we doing?
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860. Looks like University of Illinois!
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861. "All right, all right!
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862. "Dance, Music, Sex, Romance!
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863. "Everybody say, Oooh, all right!
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864. "Dance, Music, Sex, Romance!
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865. "Everybody clap your hands now!"
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866. Some of your friends are looking for you.
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867. What do you want me to tell them?
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868. Has that guy from Princeton left yet?
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869. No, he's still here.
He's talking to some of the girls.
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870. Talking?
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871. They're very good talkers.
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872. I don't think I'm going to say,
"What the fuck" anymore.
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873. This thing has gotten way out of control.
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874. I'm going to kill Miles.
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875. Oh, come on, Joel.
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876. Look at it this way.
You're making a lot of money.
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877. You're providing your friends
with an invaluable service.
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878. God knows, they needed the service!
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879. And, right now, you are one hot-shit
future enterpriser.
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880. Don't worry so much. I'll be upstairs.
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881. And... you have a girlfriend to boot.
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882. Do I?
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883. Phone call for Joel.
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884. Here, I'll get it.
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885. Well, do I?
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886. What do you think?
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887. I don't know. You tell me.
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888. Yes? No? Maybe?
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889. Yes.
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890. No.
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891. Maybe.
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892. Joel!
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893. Dad?
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894. Who answered the phone?
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895. Just a friend, Dad.
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896. Do I know her?
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897. Have you ever made love on a real train?
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898. I don't think so.
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899. He's got a girl.
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900. Let's make love on a real train.
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901. Joel, are you there?
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902. I'm still here, Dad. How is Mom?
Is everything all right?
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903. Let's go.
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904. Did I hear others there?
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905. Just a few friends, Dad.
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906. Sounds like a party.
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907. A party?
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908. Come on, let's be alone together.
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909. I don't remember giving
permission for a party, Joel.
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910. Honey, can you hear me?
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911. There's nothing wrong
with having friends over.
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912. Just use your best judgment.
We trust you.
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913. We're coming in on United,
Flight 162 at 3:30.
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914. "Trust."
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915. Seems to me if there were any logic
to our language...
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916. "trust" would be a four-letter word.
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917. The evening worked out well.
We had a good cash flow.
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918. Rutherford made a few new friends.
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919. He said he'd do his best for me.
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920. Finally, it was time to close shop.
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921. The girls were exhausted.
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922. Lana was hungry.
She wanted to go out for a bite.
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923. She wanted to make love on a real train.
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924. Who was I to say no?
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925. "I can feel it coming in the air tonight
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926. "And I've been waiting for this moment
for all my life
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927. "Can you feel it coming"
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928. I thought no one was going to be here.
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929. Be patient.
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930. "Well, I remember
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931. "I remember - don't worry
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932. "How could I ever forget?
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933. "It's the first time
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934. "The last time we ever met
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935. "But I know the reason
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936. "Why you keep the silence up
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937. "No, you don't fool me
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938. "The hurt doesn't show
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939. "But the pain still grows
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940. "It's no stranger to you or me
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941. "I can feel it coming in the air tonight
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942. "Well, I've been waiting
for this moment for all my life
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943. "I can feel it in the air tonight"
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944. Hi.
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945. They stole the goddamn house, Lana!
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946. I'm not here right now.
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947. But if you'll leave your name and number...
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948. I'll call you back as soon as possible.
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949. They took everything!
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950. This is unbelievable!
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951. My parents will be home in two hours,
Lana, and they took fucking everything!
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952. I don't know if you know
anything about this...
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953. but you have to call me right away!
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954. I'm at the house: KL5-2121.
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955. Look, you've really got to help me!
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956. Time of your life, huh, kid?
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957. Where's Lana?
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958. Maybe she's on the choo-choo.
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959. I hear she's got this thing
about choo-choos.
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960. I want to know who took my stuff.
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961. I took your stuff, Joel, are you kidding?
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962. Then you listen to me, buster!
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963. You a-hole!
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964. If I don't get my stuff back...
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965. Shit!
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966. "A-hole?"
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967. I want my furniture back, right now!
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968. Now, you listen to me.
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969. No, no! You listen to me!
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970. Shit!
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971. This is getting boring.
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972. Can I have my furniture back? Please?
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973. You listen to me, you little fuck!
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974. You not only took my two best girls...
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975. you call me names and insult me!
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976. I'm sorry.
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977. If I had any self-respect...
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978. it wouldn't just be the furniture...
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979. it would be your legs! Your arms!
Your head!
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980. Do we understand each other?
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981. Yes, we do.
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982. No! Do we understand each other?
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983. Yes, we understand each other.
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984. Well, you're lucky in one respect.
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985. What's that?
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986. I like you, Joel.
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987. Don't you know that?
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988. What time is it?
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989. It's 4:15.
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990. I'll find a cab.
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991. Something must have happened.
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992. Taxi!
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993. Joel, do you like music?
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994. This is beautiful equipment.
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995. What do you say, $300...
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996. amps, speakers, the works?
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997. It's a bargain, Joel.
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998. If you go downtown anywhere,
it'd cost you double that.
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999. All right! The kid likes music!
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1000. How about some women's outfits?
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1001. You know, something for your mom?
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1002. Should fit her okay.
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1003. Yes.
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1004. What?
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1005. Yes, I'll buy it!
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1006. I didn't give you a price yet.
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1007. Can we get through this, please?
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1008. $125.
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1009. That's it, you have everything.
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1010. Wait a minute.
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1011. What about this?
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1012. What's that?
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1013. Some glass, artsy-fartsy thing.
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1014. What have you got left, Joel?
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1015. $40.
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1016. I don't think I can go $40
on the artsy-fartsy thing.
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1017. - What do you think, Vic?
- He's only got $40.
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1018. I only have $40.
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1019. We go $340?
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1020. I'll spot you the $300.
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1021. You're good for it, right?
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1022. Certainly.
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1023. I think he is too.
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1024. Here!
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1025. Catch!
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1026. To Joel!
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1027. Here's wishin' you good luck
on your future as a businessman!
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1028. Because, God knows,
you're going to need it!
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1029. Don't, you'll break it!
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1030. That's good. Thank you,
thank you, thank you!
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1031. I'd put all the Chinese things together,
and the Greek on a separate shelf.
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1032. I don't think you should mix centuries.
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1033. Mom! Dad! You're home!
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1034. Where were you?
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1035. I was here.
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1036. We called from the airport!
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1037. I must have been out back watering.
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1038. I thought you were coming
home tomorrow.
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1039. Sweetheart, I said the 5th.
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1040. No, you said the 6th. I wrote it down.
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1041. I'm sure I said the 5th.
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1042. Give me a hand with the luggage.
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1043. She said the 6th.
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1044. Joel?
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1045. Yes, Mom?
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1046. Can I talk to you for a minute?
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1047. What happened to my egg?
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1048. What do you mean?
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1049. There's a crack in it!
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1050. You're kidding!
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1051. No, Joel, I'm not kidding.
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1052. There's a small crack, inside the egg.
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1053. What's wrong?
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1054. My egg is ruined.
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1055. What happened?
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1056. I don't know.
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1057. You don't know.
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1058. Mom, maybe it was there before.
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1059. I don't think so, Joel.
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1060. How could you let this happen?
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1061. I'm sorry.
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1062. This is so damned irresponsible of you!
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1063. We'll get another one. Joel will pay for it.
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1064. Sure, I'll pay for it.
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1065. Where will you get the money
to pay for something like that?
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1066. I'm very disappointed in you.
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1067. She'll be all right.
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1068. Why don't you put in some yard work?
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1069. Do you have something to tell me?
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1070. No...
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1071. I don't think so.
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1072. I just got off the telephone
with Bill Rutherford.
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1073. Apparently, you two had quite a meeting.
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1074. "Princeton can use a guy like Joel."
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1075. What?
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1076. "Princeton can use a guy like Joel."
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1077. His exact words!
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1078. That's unbelievable!
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1079. You're as good as in!
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1080. I knew you could do it!
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1081. Haven't I been telling you,
sometimes you have to say:
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1082. "What the heck!" Take some chances.
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1083. You were so right.
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1084. You've made me very proud.
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1085. I was just thinking...
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1086. where we might be ten years from now.
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1087. You know what I think?
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1088. I think we're both going to make it big!
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1089. I'm very optimistic! I mean it!
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1090. Can I ask you something?
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1091. Was our night together...
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1092. just to set up...
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1093. Vicki and Guido?
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1094. No.
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1095. You don't believe me, do you?
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1096. My name is Russell Bitterman.
I'm from Wheaton High School.
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1097. Our product is a paper-towel
holder that sells for $8.95.
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1098. We made a profit of $850 last semester.
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1099. I don't want you to get hurt.
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1100. My name is Evonne Williams.
We sell decorative planters for $7.
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1101. We made a profit of $500 last semester.
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1102. Guess we won't see each other for awhile.
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1103. I know.
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1104. Are you going straight home now?
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1105. I don't know. Why?
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1106. It might be nice if we spent
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1107. I'd really like that.
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1108. How much have you got on you?
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1109. How much have I got on me?
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1110. I've got $20.
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1111. $20, Lana?
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1112. What are we going to do about this?
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1113. - Can I send it to you?
- Can you send it to me?
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1114. 'Cause I don't have that much here.
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1115. How about I write you a check?
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1116. Do you think I'd accept a check from you?
What am I, stupid?
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1117. I have a bond at the bank.
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1118. My name is Joel Goodson.
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1119. I deal in human fulfillment.
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1120. I grossed over $8,000 in one night.
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1121. The time of your life, huh, kid?
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