Resident Evil (2026)

1. Well, you know, I mean,

2. maybe you just take a couple more of them, just to be sure.

3. Yeah. No, no, I know.

4. But it's just, you know, sometimes these things,

5. I mean, they have those, like, false positives, right?

6. So, it's like, kind of... Before we start to freak out.

7. Uh...

8. No, no, no.

9. I'm not saying that you are. I'm saying...

10. Uh...

11. Look, all I'm saying is, let's just be, uh...

12. totally sure, you know,

13. before we freak out.

14. I'm not saying that you're freaking out.

15. Jesus Christ.

16. Uh... Hey, uh, no, it's nothing.

17. Sorry, baby, I just got to the place, so I gotta go.

18. But I'm gonna be home in, like, 20 minutes

19. and we're gonna figure this out, okay?

20. Nursing supervisor...

21. Okay.

22. - ... please report to OR two. - I love you.

23. Fuck me.

24. Um... Hey, hey, I have a B-7. Do you know where I can go?

25. Oh, hey.

26. Hey, man, I got a B-7.

27. Do you know where I can take this?

28. No? Okay, cool.

29. Uh, excuse me. I got— Oh, my God!

30. Oh, my God.

31. Sorry.

32. Uh...

33. Hey, dude, I got a B-7.

34. Do you know where I can—

35. Ah...

36. Shit.

37. Hey, hey, man, I got a B-7—

38. Guys, I have a B-7 here!

39. Anybody order a kidney or a liver or whatever this is?

40. Anybody? It seems like it's kind of important.

41. - Hey! - You? Hey, is this you?

42. This was supposed to be here an hour ago.

43. What took you so long?

44. Dude, I came straight here, man.

45. They messed up with the paperwork.

46. Hey, hey, hey, dude, you gotta sign for that!

47. I can't sign for a receipt of delivery

48. 'cause I'm not the one who received the delivery.

49. Mmm-hmm. Yeah, totally. No, I know that.

50. But it's just the doctor

51. who took the delivery walked off on me.

52. So I don't know, you know, what I'm supposed to do.

53. - Get him to sign it. - But—

54. He's back there putting,

55. you know, whatever it was that I gave him into

56. whoever it is that needs it. I mean...

57. you want me to walk in the operating room,

58. and go hand him a pen?

59. Then you're gonna have to wait until he's out.

60. You know how long transplant surgery takes?

61. - Yeah, I do. - That's gonna be hours.

62. Anyone can sign it. It doesn't have to be him.

63. Then why don't you sign it?

64. You there?

65. When she say that?

66. Have a lovely evening.

67. - You have a lovely evening. - I will.

68. "Andrea...

69. - Vasquez." - Hey! Courier!

70. Huh? I wasn't, uh...

71. You got time for another run?

72. Uh...

73. No, I'm wrapped up for the night.

74. - Really? - Yeah.

75. It's outside the zone, so it pays double.

76. I could do that.

77. It's a Schedule A, so it's top priority.

78. No stops. Got it?

79. Schedule A? Okay. Cool.

80. Uh, where's it going?

81. Raccoon City General.

82. Damn. Yeah. All right.

83. It's a little far.

84. Yeah, it's up in the mountains,

85. so I need you...

86. Whoa! Hey, easy with that!

87. We're not delivering a pizza here, man.

88. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Sorry. Got it.

89. I didn't ask. Are you outfitted for winter conditions?

90. Um, sure. I mean, I grew up

91. driving to my grandma's in Minnesota, so...

92. That's not what I'm asking.

93. If your vehicle isn't outfitted

94. with chains and four-wheel drive,

95. I need to hire another courier.

96. Hey, I got you.

97. Shit. Shit's icy as hell. Damn.

98. What?

99. Oh, sorry, I was just talking to myself.

100. Can you talk to me, please?

101. I asked you a question.

102. Yes, yes, I know. I know. I'm thinking.

103. Um...

104. I think, um...

105. I think it's your body, and it's your choice.

106. That is my answer.

107. Hello?

108. That's not an answer.

109. How is that not an answer?

110. That is. That is the best answer that I could give.

111. Hello?

112. - Bryan? - Michelle. Michelle?

113. - Hello? - Can you hear me?

114. Fuck. Baby?

115. Sweetheart, I'm sorry, the signal freaking sucks here.

116. Can you hear me?

117. Sweetheart, can you hear me now?

118. It also hurts my feelings...

119. - Shit. - ... that you don't

120. - even care enough... - Fuck.

121. to come home and have this conversation face-to-face.

122. Seriously? I'm working.

123. You do know I'm not delivering a pizza here, right?

124. I mean, this is a Priority A.

125. This could be some eight-year-old boy's heart

126. or someone's mom's brain, or something, you know.

127. This is life that I'm carrying right now.

128. I'm gonna stay with Katie for a bit, I think.

129. Michelle, can you listen to me, please?

130. Do not go stay with freaking Katie.

131. I am not saying I don't wanna keep it, okay?

132. I'm just saying that we gotta really think about it,

133. you know, like...

134. I know not every big change has to be scary

135. and, like, a bad thing,

136. but I just think that our life is amazing right now.

137. - Hello? Bryan? - Fuck! Michelle,

138. can you even hear me?

139. - I can't hear you. - I'm sorry, baby,

140. - can you hear me now? - You know what?

141. Call me when you get a signal.

142. Baby? Hang on, I'm switching to—

143. Fuck.

144. Hello?

145. Hello?

146. Hello?

147. Hey, lady.

148. Okay.

149. Come on. Get you up.

150. Come on. There you go. Come on. Up. Up.

151. Okay. All right. I'm gonna get ya.

152. You're gonna be okay.

153. You all right? There you go. Good job.

154. Yeah, I'm gonna get you down. Okay.

155. There you go. There you go. You're in.

156. Okay. Get your legs, there you go.

157. Okay, you're all right.

158. Okay. Good job. Okay.

159. All right. Fuck.

160. Okay.

161. I'm so fuckin' sorry.

162. I'm so fuckin' sorry.

163. Okay, okay.

164. I'm gonna get you to the hospital, okay?

165. Goddamn, that shit's fucking fucked up.

166. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa!

167. Oh, my God! Oh, my God, 'scuse me.

168. I need to see.

169. Hey, I need to see. You're good. You're good.

170. Just a few more miles, okay? Hold on.

171. Oh, fuck.

172. Shit.

173. Okay. All right. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go.

174. Here we go. All good. All good.

175. Hello, sir.

176. - Evening. - Yup.

177. I pulled you over because

178. I clocked you swerving back there.

179. You really shouldn't be on the road without chains and—

180. Officer, I'm sorry to interrupt you

181. but, uh, I have a little bit of, uh, a situation here.

182. Sweet Jesus, what is wrong with her?

183. Sir, I was drivin' and she just ran right out in front of me,

184. and before I could even swerve— Goddamn it.

185. Sorry, she's been doin' that.

186. You struck this woman with your car?

187. I did, yeah.

188. Step out of the vehicle for me, sir.

189. Yeah, of course.

190. My question, is what the hell is she doin' out here

191. in the middle of nowhere,

192. jumpin' in front of cars on icy roads?

193. You know, sir, I think what's probably happened is

194. she was trying to kill herself and...

195. - Blow until you hear... - Wait.

196. the second beep.

197. This is 72. I got a 10-18, request medical. Copy.

198. This weather's been playin' hell with my radio all day.

199. Look, the point is, if I do not get that cooler

200. to that hospital in the next hour,

201. a man's life could be in danger, or a child's life,

202. or just whoever it is that's waiting on whatever that is.

203. You know what I mean?

204. All right, I tell you what. I'll escort you to the hospital.

205. We'll get this woman some medical attention,

206. you can drop off your package,

207. and then you and I are gonna continue this conversation.

208. Sir, thank you so much. I appreciate that.

209. - Okay. Now, let's go. - Thank you. Um, um, um...

210. What?

211. Could she ride with you?

212. I don't know, man. What if she has

213. a seizure or something?

214. You know? I'm not trained for this.

215. Fuck.

216. Gonna get you up. Watch your head there. Okay.

217. - All right. - Upsy-daisy. Good.

218. - Get under her armpit, there. - Good job.

219. Yeah. Good job. Look at you, you're walking.

220. Attagirl. You're walking.

221. All right, here we go.

222. We're gonna get you cleaned up

223. and you're gonna be all right.

224. We're gonna get you to the hospital.

225. Okay? Bet you're just a little stunned.

226. It's all right. Okay?

227. Whoa, whoa, whoa!

228. No, no, no. You're gonna go with him, okay?

229. Gonna go with him.

230. Do not stop following me.

231. If I look in that rearview mirror, and you're not there,

232. I'm just gonna assume you're fleeing,

233. and I will apprehend you as a criminal.

234. Understood?

235. Okay, cool. Got you.

236. Good.

237. "I will apprehend you as a criminal."

238. I'll apprehend you as a criminal, bitch.

239. What the fuck?

240. Oh, man. What the fuck?

241. Ugh.

242. Oh, Jesus.

243. Shit! Motherfuck!

244. Okay.

245. The fucking motherfucker, fucking cop.

246. Piece of shit. Fuck.

247. Hate these fuckin' icy roads, can't see shit.

248. Smashed my fuckin' windshield, probably cost

249. a thousand dollars, I bet, probably.

250. Fucking bullshit. Fucking snowy-ass mountain.

251. You can go fuck yourself, little fuckin' stupid nature.

252. I'm not having it anymore.

253. Comin' out in the middle of goddamn nowhere

254. in the middle of the goddamn night.

255. Yo! Hey!

256. Hey!

257. Hey!

258. Dude? You okay?

259. Fuck.

260. Fuck!

261. Sir?

262. Officer?

263. Officer.

264. Shit.

265. Hey.

266. Fuck.

267. Unit 1-7, there's

268. - some livestock loose... - Oh, fuck!

269. - ... on highway six. - Copy.

270. Ah...

271. Hello? Um, uh, uh...

272. I'm not a cop, so I don't know what to say,

273. but, I have an emergency here. Can you hear me?

274. Hello?

275. Fuck! Can't hear fucking shit.

276. Where's the fucking volume?

277. Hello? Hello?

278. Report.

279. Uh... Hello? Can you hear me?

280. All units, be advised, all visibility...

281. Fuck!

282. Lady. Lady, can you stop?

283. Lady! Oh, shit.

284. Hey! Hey! I'm serious!

285. What are you doin'?

286. Where are you goin'? What are you doin'?

287. Hey! Lady, no. Hey, get back.

288. Oh, shit! Hey, lady...

289. Fuck off!

290. Oh, shit!

291. Lady, stop! I don't wanna shoot you!

292. No!

293. Stop it! Get off!

294. Fuck!

295. Please! Leave me alone!

296. Stop that!

297. Fuck! Fuck!

298. This fucking safety, goddamn it!

299. Motherfuck! Shit!

300. What the fuck?

301. Oh, fuck!

302. What's happening? Go away!

303. Fuck!

304. What happened to you?

305. Shit.

306. Okay.

307. Come on.

308. Fuck.

309. Okay.

310. Okay, I'll get someone.

311. I'll be back.

312. What the fuck is this?

313. Who shot my fuckin'...

314. You...

315. Fuck!

316. Fuck.

317. Fuck it.

318. Come on. There you go.

319. Fuck.

320. Okay.

321. Come on.

322. Okay.

323. Fuck.

324. Fucking electricity.

325. Jesus! Fuck!

326. Fuck, man.

327. Oh, shit.

328. Oh.

329. Fuck!

330. Shit!

331. Fuck!

332. Fuck!

333. Learn to climb, bitch!

334. Okay. Okay.

335. You try openin' this shit with your no-thumbs.

336. Yeah.

337. There we go.

338. Fuck you. Motherfucker.

339. Here we go.

340. Why don't you suck on this?

341. Suck ladder!

342. Okay.

343. Okay.

344. Oh, shit.

345. The ladder! Fuck!

346. Fuck!

347. Okay.

348. Okay.

349. Fucking motherfucker. Fuck.

350. Okay.

351. Ow. Ow.

352. Why are you so mean, man?

353. You know what?

354. Fuck you.

355. No!

356. Fucking fuck!

357. What the fuck?

358. That wasn't real.

359. That wasn't real.

360. That wasn't real.

361. I hate this.

362. What the fuck?

363. Hello?

364. Um, I had a little problem on the road.

365. I was wonderin' if I could use your phone?

366. Hello?

367. Hello?

368. Um...

369. I'm just gonna come in for a minute,

370. 'cause it's a little cold out here, okay?

371. Hello?

372. Oh, fuck.

373. Shit.

374. One, two, three, four.

375. Shit.

376. Okay.

377. Hell, yeah.

378. Oh, damn.

379. Heavy.

380. Bullets.

381. Hi, you've reached Michelle.

382. Leave a message.

383. Um, look, um...

384. I'm really sorry that we got disconnected earlier,

385. but, um, uh, some things have, uh, happened

386. and I'm, kind of, like, in a genuinely,

387. like it's a seriously fucked-up situation right now

388. and I can't get a hold of the police, um...

389. Fuck.

390. I don't even know the address. Uh...

391. Sorry. Um...

392. Could you just call me back on this number, please?

393. It's an emergency.

394. Okay.

395. I love you.

396. Comin' up.

397. Fuck.

398. Goddamn it.

399. Where do you keep the fucking shells, man?

400. Oh, my God. Fuck yeah.

401. What the fuck?

402. Fuck.

403. Shit.

404. Hi, you've reached the residence

405. of Darryl and Kathy Fenner.

406. We can't come to the phone right now...

407. so leave a message

408. and we'll call you back.

409. Um, hi. My name is Michelle.

410. And I just got a phone call from this number...

411. Fuck. Shit.

412. from my boyfriend, Bryan...

413. Come on. Fuck.

414. who's not picking up the phone,

415. like he said he would.

416. So, if I am calling

417. - the right number... - Please, please, please...

418. and not just embarrassing myself

419. on a stranger's voicemail...

420. then Bryan, please pick up.

421. Okay, Bryan,

422. you made this sound like it was an emergency,

423. which is the only reason why I'm still waiting.

424. So, please pick up.

425. Oh, my God.

426. Please.

427. Okay...

428. that was a really scary voicemail.

429. You sounded like you were in trouble.

430. So if you can hear me...

431. come home. Okay?

432. Just come home.

433. Jesus Christ.

434. Oh, wow. Interesting.

435. Jeez.

436. Huh...

437. Oh, man.

438. Oh, wow.

439. Oh, yes.

440. Oh, boy. Oh, no.

441. Oh, no.

442. Okay, I gotta get the fuck outta here. Okay.

443. Motherfucker. Shit.

444. Fuck.

445. Okay.

446. I'll start with this fuckin' one.

447. Fuck.

448. Fuckin' key. Fuck. Come on.

449. Okay.

450. Okay.

451. Bye-bye.

452. Oh, my God.

453. Okay, you little shit.

454. Goddamn.

455. That's fucking fine.

456. Ain't a fuckin' problem for me, motherfucker.

457. Hold on, buddy.

458. You're gonna be okay.

459. Nope.

460. Fuck!

461. Fuck.

462. Fuck.

463. What am I doing out here?

464. This is so fucked.

465. Man, she's so right. I should be home.

466. I should be home with Michelle. I'm out here in the snow,

467. freezing my ass off,

468. running around getting chased by crazy-ass monster people.

469. My socks are all wet.

470. Psycho dogs...

471. Fuck!

472. God.

473. Can I go around this thing?

474. No.

475. Oh, no.

476. Hello?

477. Hello?

478. Fuck.

479. Okay.

480. Hey. Hey, there.

481. Hey. Okay.

482. Hey. I'm not gonna hurt you.

483. Hey.

484. You okay?

485. Hey.

486. Sweetie.

487. It's okay. Hey.

488. It's all right.

489. Hey.

490. Help me.

491. Holy shit!

492. Please.

493. I'm scared.

494. That's okay. You're gonna be okay.

495. My mom bit me on the foot and I hid in here,

496. but I don't know where she went.

497. Yeah. We're gonna find her.

498. My foot hurts.

499. Oh, really? Well... um... Uh...

500. We're gonna get you outta here, you know?

501. It's okay.

502. Damn.

503. Okay. Here we go.

504. Upsy-daisy.

505. What the fuck?

506. - What's happening to my leg? - Stop!

507. Help me!

508. I don't believe that.

509. I didn't just shoot a little girl in the face.

510. I like kids.

511. I like kids.

512. Oh, man.

513. Ow! Fuck, my fuckin' arm.

514. Oh, man, she really got me.

515. Hey!

516. Hey! Hello! Help me!

517. Over here!

518. Fuck.

519. Shit. Fuck.

520. Oh, fuck!

521. Oh, my God, thank you.

522. Is he infected? I think you should shoot him.

523. No, no, no! I'm good!

524. - Don't shoot, don't shoot! - He has the bag.

525. Hand me that.

526. This?

527. - Uh, no. - I'm not asking!

528. Hand me that cooler

529. or I'll have Maxine here pull the car over and shoot you.

530. Maxine, shoot him.

531. I'm not gonna shoot him.

532. Why do you keep telling this lady to shoot me, man?

533. You don't have any idea what you have there, do you?

534. Sure, I do. This is a kid's heart

535. or this is some drunk's liver.

536. No, it's not a drunk's liver!

537. What are you doing?

538. Hey! Don't do that.

539. I work for the Umbrella Corporation.

540. Do you know what that is?

541. Okay, we were contracted by the government...

542. Hey.

543. for a great many causes, reasons,

544. but they're all classified.

545. Anyway, we created a substance

546. that can almost instantaneously transform any organism

547. into a hyper-evolved version of itself.

548. Wait, wait, wait.

549. Are you telling me that what I have in this cooler

550. is the cause of all this shit that's been goin' on?

551. No. Not the cause of the—

552. The cause of the shit is something

553. that got outta control, back at the lab.

554. What you have is a neutralizing base

555. that's going to allow us to complete the antidote.

556. We had everything we needed.

557. That was the last remaining puzzle piece for the cure.

558. Why the fuck am I the one carrying this shit around?

559. You're hiring a glorified Postmates driver

560. to bring you the cure?

561. I mean, are you fucking dumb?

562. This wasn't an emergency back when we called you!

563. We had some!

564. What we were using you for

565. was just out of an abundance of caution.

566. - But then? - But then

567. a technician compromised the supply. Human error.

568. - Well, what'd they do? - Doesn't matter what they did.

569. No, did they drop it or something?

570. It doesn't matter that they dropped it.

571. Accidents happen. It could have happened to anyone.

572. It's slippery in a lab.

573. - It was you, wasn't it? - Here's what's important!

574. All the shit that's happening to this town,

575. everything you've seen tonight?

576. That all happened within a matter of a few hours.

577. That's how fast this thing works.

578. So, think about what would happen

579. if it were to spread to the entire world.

580. That's why we have to get this to that lab, right there.

581. Look. I have an entire team in a safe and contained facility

582. on the top floor of Raccoon City General Hospital,

583. and they are just waiting for this,

584. so that they can finish the cure

585. and have it ready for the National Guard when they arrive.

586. - The National Guard's coming? - Oh, that's right.

587. Called in the cavalry.

588. Maxine, drive.

589. Shut the fuck up.

590. Hey, you know, I'm just curious.

591. If I have, like, a friend or something

592. that gets bit by one of these things,

593. how long would they have until, you know, kinda bad things

594. - start to happen to the... - Hey, hey, hey.

595. Help me! Help!

596. Please!

597. Hey, hey. What... Don't get out!

598. Wait. Where's she goin'?

599. Holy shit.

600. She's really good at this.

601. Yeah, that was fuckin' cool.

602. But what is she... What is this, now?

603. Whoa, whoa, whoa, where is she...

604. Where the hell did she go? Why'd she do that?

605. I don't— It's like she vanished.

606. Did she just fuckin' leave us?

607. I mean, I'm sure she's fine.

608. You saw her light up all those guys.

609. She's great at this stuff.

610. Let's go.

611. - "Let's go"? - Yeah, let's go.

612. I have a responsibility. I have to get this up to the hospital.

613. Can't wait around forever for her.

614. She may never come back.

615. We have to keep moving forward. It's what she would want.

616. "What she would want"?

617. You're talking about her like she's dead.

618. She'd... Where the fuck is she?

619. I don't know, but she could be 30 feet away.

620. Why don't you give her a beat?

621. Jesus.

622. I think you're right, I think we gotta go.

623. It's what she would want.

624. Right. It's what she would've wanted us to do.

625. - Right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. - There's cars on fire.

626. She's a hero, though. She'll get a medal of some kind.

627. Where are the keys?

628. They're not...

629. Goddamn it.

630. She took the keys with her.

631. Does she not trust us?

632. That asshole.

633. I'd check the visor thingy.

634. God.

635. Well...

636. one of us is gonna have to go out there.

637. Go out there?

638. Into hell? Really?

639. We can't just sit here. We need the keys.

640. Why don't you... Why can't you just call, like, another Maxine?

641. No, there are no other Maxines!

642. That's the Maxine.

643. That was the one!

644. Fuck.

645. My hands are...

646. Shit.

647. - Gun. - Huh?

648. There's a big gun here.

649. What are you waiting for? Go.

650. I don't know shit about guns!

651. Oh, well, I don't either.

652. Goddamn it.

653. Oh. Wow.

654. Huh.

655. What are you doin'?

656. Trying to figure this shit out.

657. Okay.

658. Yeah.

659. I actually don't think it is that one.

660. I think it's the other one. The other one?

661. - This one? - At the top. Yep.

662. No. Uh, flip it around.

663. No, don't turn it. Flip it. Like...

664. - This? - Yep. You hear that?

665. - Yeah, I hear that. - Yeah.

666. That means it's working. Good to go.

667. - Good to go. - Yep.

668. So, what is— What are we doing now? What is the problem?

669. I'm looking for the safety.

670. They all have the safety in different places, man.

671. I've only used guns in video games.

672. It's confusing in real life.

673. Of course. Video games.

674. Oh, wait, here it is.

675. - Ah, yes. - Okay, now you know.

676. Fuck! Fuckin' dicks!

677. Are you kidding me?

678. You could have shot us, you dumb fuck!

679. - You don't shoot a gun in a car! - I didn't do it on purpose.

680. I don't know guns.

681. I'm not a gun guy.

682. Have I not been clear about that?

683. You know, you don't fire a gun in a car.

684. You could shoot the engine block!

685. Fucking asshole.

686. Oh, my God!

687. Oh, my God! Are you fucking serious?

688. What?

689. Yes, I know.

690. I'm fuckin' going. Don't honk the fuckin' horn.

691. Maxine!

692. Fuck.

693. Okay.

694. Fuck.

695. Come on.

696. Come on.

697. Okay.

698. Goddamn it. I'm fucking going.

699. Fuck.

700. Fuck it.

701. No sign of her, dude.

702. I'm comin', damn.

703. - Fuck. Oh, shit. - Help me! Help me!

704. - Shit! Okay! Yeah, yeah. - It's a fucking dog! Shoot it!

705. What?

706. Oh!

707. Oh, shit!

708. Fuck! Another one?

709. Shit!

710. Fuck!

711. Oh, shit!

712. Okay. Okay. Okay.

713. Okay.

714. Okay.

715. Okay. Okay.

716. Come on. Come on. Come on.

717. Fuck.

718. What the fuck?

719. What the fuck is that?

720. Hello.

721. Sir?

722. Are you okay?

723. Shit!

724. Nope, nope, nope.

725. Okay.

726. Okay.

727. What is this shit now?

728. Jesus!

729. What the fuck was that about?

730. Oh, my God.

731. Oh, my God!

732. Oh, shit!

733. Oh, goddamn!

734. You guys...

735. You guys not comin' back?

736. You can die.

737. Okay.

738. Okay.

739. Okay. Okay.

740. What is with all the fuckin' padlocks?

741. Okay. All right. Come on.

742. Come on.

743. Come on.

744. Come on, baby.

745. Goddamn it, I fuckin' suck at guns!

746. Almost there.

747. Come on.

748. Okay. Oh, my God. Okay.

749. Almost there. Almost there.

750. Okay.

751. Oh, thank God.

752. Okay.

753. Okay.

754. Come on!

755. Ah! Fuck!

756. What the...

757. Ow, fuck!

758. Oh, fuck!

759. Fuck!

760. This is for Michelle.

761. Um...

762. It looks like there's a chance

763. that we might not get to talk again

764. and, um...

765. that means we won't be able to finish our conversation

766. from earlier tonight.

767. But I, uh...

768. I hate my response.

769. I hate that my first reaction was just me being...

770. afraid of...

771. of change and of...

772. growin' up and...

773. You know, the idea of havin' a baby

774. means that all of that's comin', whether I want it or not.

775. But I do.

776. I do want to have a kid with you.

777. And I should have said that right away, but...

778. You know, not 'cause you wanted to hear it,

779. but 'cause it's true.

780. And just...

781. Whatever you decide to do and whatever happens tonight...

782. I just...

783. I think you'd be an amazing mom.

784. Uh, hello?

785. Can you hear me? I'm talking to you.

786. Yeah, you. The crying guy.

787. Hello?

788. I can't hear you.

789. Hello?

790. No, you're gonna have to get up and use the intercom.

791. I can't hear you.

792. Hello?

793. There you go. Hi.

794. Listen, I have no idea how you got in that garage there

795. but it's kind of a miracle that you're alive.

796. Dude, you don't even know, man. Um...

797. I, uh...

798. I'm a courier

799. and I have this thing here.

800. I was told you guys could use it,

801. so, um, I'm here.

802. Oh, my God! He's got the fuckin' thing!

803. It's right there. I'm lookin' at it.

804. - Wait, what? What? - Guys,

805. I want you to listen to me.

806. He's holding that thing right now.

807. - You've got— - Dude,

808. I can't understand you, man.

809. Okay, okay. No, no, no! Sorry, sorry, sorry.

810. Listen. Listen to me. Listen to me.

811. We need you to bring that up to us, like, right now!

812. Yeah, yeah, I know. Yeah. That's what I'm sayin',

813. but I don't know how to get up there,

814. 'cause the elevator isn't opening.

815. Right, okay, um,

816. I don't know if you saw it from the street or not,

817. but this building has had

818. kind of a lot of, uh, activity lately.

819. Yeah. No, dude.

820. Looks like some serious shit up there.

821. Listen, this building has suffered a lot of damage.

822. So, it's a bad idea to take the elevator.

823. You really should play it safe and take the stairs, okay?

824. Not the elevator, the stairs.

825. What floor are you on?

826. Top floor.

827. Okay. Yeah, but what number is that, though?

828. 28th. Well, no.

829. Honestly, you need to take the stairs up to the 24th floor

830. and then you take the skybridge over to B-tower

831. and you take the remaining stairs up to the 28th floor.

832. You want me to take the stairs

833. all the way up to the 28th floor?

834. Yes.

835. And honestly, dude,

836. you need to go, like, right fucking now,

837. because we need that sample—

838. I know, dude. I'm coming.

839. Oh, God.

840. No one could do this. Fuck.

841. I'm gonna fucking die.

842. Goddamn.

843. I should've done this, like,

844. four fucking flights ago.

845. Fuck.

846. Motherfuck!

847. What the fuck?

848. Oh, shit!

849. Whoa!

850. Fuck!

851. Come on, baby.

852. Make this count.

853. Fuck!

854. Oh, shit!

855. Fuck!

856. Fuck.

857. Shit!

858. Oh, hey.

859. What's up, dude? Where you goin'?

860. What's wrong?

861. You puke on me? Huh?

862. Come here, you gross motherfucker!

863. Leave me the fuck alone!

864. Yeah, that's right! Fuck you!

865. Fuck you, too!

866. Stupid fuckin'...

867. monsters.

868. What the... Ow. Dude!

869. Fuck! Fuck!

870. Oh, man! My fucking J's.

871. Okay.

872. One more left.

873. Okay. One bullet. Okay.

874. "Skybridge." Okay.

875. Here we are.

876. "Maternity ward."

877. Okay.

878. Okay.

879. Okay.

880. Here we go.

881. Shit.

882. Shit.

883. Fuck.

884. Oh, no, come on, please don't do that.

885. Please don't.

886. Oh, what the fuck?

887. No!

888. Fuck!

889. Fuck!

890. The fuck!

891. Oh, God, he...

892. Motherfucker!

893. Okay.

894. Goddamn it!

895. I'm sorry, okay?

896. I'm sorry I hit you with my car!

897. Please, fuck off!

898. What? Fuckin'...

899. Please.

900. Yeah!

901. Video game!

902. Yeah!

903. Yeah!

904. Whoo!

905. Fuck.

906. Okay.

907. Okay. Okay.

908. Okay.

909. Okay.

910. You made it!

911. Yeah.

912. Drop the gun, please.

913. Yeah. Fuck it.

914. Is the sample intact?

915. Homie, it is intact. Open the door, please.

916. I don't have a pen,

917. but someone's gonna have to sign for this shit.

918. We're all set with everything. Hurry up, please.

919. Yeah, I'm comin'.

920. We don't normally allow unauthorized personnel

921. into the lab, so...

922. So what?

923. We've had quite the day.

924. Can I just get you to—

925. Fuck me!

926. Sample, please.

927. - Sample? - Yeah. Yeah.

928. Thank you.

929. How long does it take to get across town?

930. - Took him long enough. - Is it damaged?

931. - It's intact. - It's here.

932. Okay, people, we gotta get this thing processed

933. and up on the roof in five minutes

934. to meet the National Guard. Move.

935. - Is it good? - Breaking primary seal.

936. Hey, guys. Why is he in here?

937. Binding agent at negative 80C.

938. I hope my mom is watching when the news gets here,

939. 'cause that would blow her freakin' mind.

940. Well, this is the place

941. where this thing started, though, right?

942. Aren't you guys the ones that made the—

943. Seriously, folks, what's he still doin' in here?

944. Come on!

945. - Are you okay? - Yeah.

946. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

947. Just a big day, you know? Lot of stairs.

948. Hey, so, how long does it take

949. for that thing to be made into that cure there?

950. All right, I'm set with the base. Birdie, talk to me.

951. 85%. Almost there.

952. Stanley, you ready with the binding agent?

953. Uh... Binding agent, ready...

954. Now.

955. Good job, Stanley.

956. Okay, passing it through.

957. Hey, don't drop it. Don't drop it. Hey, careful.

958. Go, go, go.

959. - Wade. Talk to me. - Okay. Okay.

960. We are good.

961. - Is it ready? - Multiplying now.

962. - Did you get it? - Dave, let's extract.

963. Copy that. Extracting now.

964. - Oh, my God. - Could I just

965. get a little bit of that?

966. Oh, my... Hey, hey, hey! Stay back!

967. He is fucking infected!

968. I'm still fine.

969. It was a lot of stairs.

970. I really would love a little bit of that stuff though.

971. Sir, you need to leave the laboratory right now!

972. Ow!

973. I'm not gonna hurt anyone.

974. - I just... - Dave, hurry!

975. - Stay back, man. - Shit. I can't get it.

976. Get away!

977. I got it.

978. I got it!

979. - Oh, no! - Oh, shit!

980. Wade. Wade. Get the syringe.

981. - What? - Go get the syringe.

982. I got it.

983. I got it!

984. No!

985. Birdie! Birdie!

986. - Help me! - Save him!

987. Birdie! Birdie! Birdie!

988. Help, please.

989. Birdie! Birdie!

990. Birdie!

991. No!

992. - Oh, my God. - Go get it.

993. Okay!

994. - Go. Go, Stanley. - Okay.

995. Go. Go. Yes. Go.

996. You're gonna have to go find it.

997. It's easy. All you gotta do is just get it

998. and stick him anywhere on his body.

999. And this whole freakin' thing—

1000. - Dave! - Shut up.

1001. It was right here!

1002. No!

1003. Grab it! Grab it!

1004. Grab the needle.

1005. Please.

1006. No!

1007. Please! Stick me!

1008. Stop. Wait!

1009. What the freak?

1010. Please help me.

1011. Please.

1012. Come back!

1013. Shit!

1014. Wait! Stop!

1015. No, no, no!

1016. The needle.

1017. Stick me.

1018. Do it.