1. Let me tell you what
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2. It's all about a girl
who digs a guy with a big dick.
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3. The entire song—
It's a metaphor for big dicks.
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4. No, it ain't.
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5. It's about a girl
who's very vulnerable.
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6. She's been fucked over
a few times
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7. and then she meets a guy
who's very sensitive.
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8. Whoa! Tell that
fucking bullshit to the tourists.
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9. Toby?
Who the fuck is Toby?
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10. "Like a Virgin's" not
about some sensitive girl
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11. who meets a nice fella.
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12. That's what
"True Blue's" about.
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14. Which one's "True Blue"?
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15. You ain't heard "True Blue"?
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16. I don't follow that
tops in pops shit,
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17. and I've heard "True Blue."
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18. I asked how it goes.
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19. Excuse me for not being
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20. Personally,
I can do without her.
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21. I used to like
her early stuff— "Borderline."
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22. When she got into that
"Papa Don't Preach" phase,
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23. I tuned out.
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24. You're making me
lose my train of thought.
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25. I was saying something.
What was it?
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Chinese girl.
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27. What was her last name?
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28. What's that?
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29. It's an old address book
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30. I found in a coat
I haven't worn in a coon's age.
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31. What the fuck
was I talking about?
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32. You said "True Blue"
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33. was about a sensitive girl
who meets a nice guy,
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34. but "Like a Virgin"
was a metaphor for big dicks.
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35. Here's what
"Like a Virgin's" about.
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36. It's about this cooz who's
a regular fuck machine.
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37. I'm talking morning,
day, night, afternoon—
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38. dick, dick, dick,
dick, dick, dick.
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39. How many dicks is that?
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40. A lot.
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41. Then one day she meets this
John Holmes motherfucker,
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42. and it's like, whoa, baby.
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43. This cat is like Charles Branson
in The Great Escape.
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44. He's digging tunnels.
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45. She's getting serious
dick action
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46. and feeling something
she ain't felt since forever-
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47. Pain.
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48. Pain.
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49. Chu. Toby Chu.
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50. It hurts.
It hurts her.
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51. It shouldn't hurt her.
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52. Her pussy should
be bubbleyum,
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fucks her, it hurts.
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54. It hurts just like it did
the first time.
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55. The pain is reminding
a fuck machine
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56. what it was like
to be a virgin.
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57. Hence, "Like a Virgin."
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58. Wong.
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59. Give me
that fucking thing.
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60. Give me my book back.
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61. I'm sick of hearing it.
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62. I'll give it back to you
when we leave.
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63. What do you mean?
Give it back now.
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64. For the past
15 minutes now,
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65. you've been droning on
about names.
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66. Toby...
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67. Toby...
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68. Toby...
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69. Toby Chung...
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70. Toby Chung...
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71. Toby Chung...
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72. Toby Chung...
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73. fucking Charlie Chan.
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74. I've got
Madonna's big dick
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75. coming out of my left ear
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coming out of my right.
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77. Give me that book.
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to put it away?
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79. I'm going to do
whatever the fuck I want with it.
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80. Then I'm going to
have to keep it.
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81. Hey, Joe,
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to shoot this guy?
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83. Shit.
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85. you better wake up
and apologize.
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86. Ha ha ha!
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87. Have you been listening
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88. to K-Billy's SuperSounds
of the Seventies Weekend?
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89. Oh, yeah.
That's fucking great.
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90. Can you believe
the songs they're playing?
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91. - You know what I heard?
- "Heartbeat"
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92. by little Tony DeFranco
and the DeFranco Family.
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93. When I was
coming down here,
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94. "The Night the Lights
Went Out in Georgia" came on.
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95. I ain't heard that
since it was big.
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96. When it was big,
I heard it a million times.
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97. This is the first time I realized
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98. the girl singing shot Andy.
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99. You didn't know
Vicki Lawrence shot Andy?
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100. I thought the cheating wife
shot Andy.
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101. They say that
at the end of the song.
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102. I know.
I just heard it.
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103. I must have zoned out
during that part before.
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104. All right.
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105. I'll take care of the check.
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106. You guys can get the tip.
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107. Should be
about a buck apiece.
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108. And you, when I come back,
I want my book.
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109. Sorry.
It's my book now.
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110. Hey, I changed my mind.
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111. Shoot this piece of shit, will you?
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112. All right.
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113. Everybody cough up some green
for the little lady.
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114. Come on.
Throw in a buck.
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115. Uh-uh. I don't tip.
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116. You don't tip?
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117. I don't believe in it.
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118. You don't believe
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119. You know what they make?
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120. They make shit.
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121. She don't make enough money,
she can quit.
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122. I don't know a fuckingjew
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123. who'd have the balls
to say that.
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124. You don't ever tip, huh?
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125. I don't tip because
society says I have to.
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126. I'll tip if somebody
really deserves a tip,
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127. if they really
put forth the effort,
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128. but this tipping automatically
is for the birds.
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129. They're just doing their job.
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130. Hey, this girl was nice.
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131. She wasn't anything special.
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132. What's special,
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133. take you in the back
and suckyourdick?
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134. I'd go over 12% for that.
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135. Hey, look.
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136. I ordered coffee, right?
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137. She's only filled
my cup three times.
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138. I want it filled six times.
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139. Six times?
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140. Well, what if she's
too fucking busy?
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141. Words "too fucking busy" shouldn't be
in a waitress' vocabulary.
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142. The last fucking thing you need's
another cup of coffee.
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143. These ladies
aren't starving to death.
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144. They make minimum wage.
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145. I used to work
minimum wage.
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146. I wasn't lucky enough
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147. to have a job society
deemed tip-worthy.
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148. You don't care they're
counting on your tips to live?
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149. You know what this is?
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150. It's the world's
smallest violin
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151. playing just
for the waitresses.
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152. You don't have any idea
what you're talking about.
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153. These people bust their ass.
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154. This is a hard job.
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155. So's working at McDonald's,
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156. but you don't tip them.
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157. Why not?
They're serving you food.
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158. Society says don't tip these guys
but tip these guys.
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159. That's bullshit.
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160. Waitressing is
the number one occupation
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in this country.
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162. It's the one job basically
any woman can get
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163. and make a living on.
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164. The reason is their tips.
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165. Fuck all that.
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166. Ha ha ha!
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167. Jesus Christ!
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168. I'm very sorry
the government taxes their tips.
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169. That's fucked up.
That ain't my fault.
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172. the government fucks
in the ass regularly.
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173. Show me a piece of paper
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shouldn't do that,
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175. I'll sign it.
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I got two words for that—
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178. Don't expect me
to help with the rent.
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179. I'm convinced.
Give me my dollar.
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180. Hey!
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182. All right, ramblers,
let's get ramblin'.
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187. Why not?
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188. He don't tip.
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189. He don't tip?
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190. What do you mean
you don't tip?
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191. He don't
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193. What do you mean?
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194. Cough up a buck,
you cheap bastard.
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195. I paid for
your goddamn breakfast.
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196. Since you paid,
I'll put in,
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197. but normally
I'd never do this.
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198. Never mind what you
normally would do.
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199. You should cough in
your goddamn buck
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200. like everybody else.
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201. Thank you.
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204. Followed
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208. Oh, God!
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209. Oh, shit!
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210. I'm going to die!
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211. I'm going to die!
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212. I'm going to die!
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213. Just hold on,
buddy boy!
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214. I'm going to die!
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216. I'm sorry!
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217. I can't believe
she killed me, man.
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218. Who'd have fucking
thought that?
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219. Hey!
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220. Just cancel that shit
right now!
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221. You're hurt.
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222. You're hurt
real fucking bad,
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223. but you ain't dying!
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224. I'm going to die!
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226. Oh, shit.
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227. All this blood scares
the shit out of me, Larry!
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228. I'm going to die!
I know it!
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229. Excuse me. I didn't realize
you had a degree in medicine.
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230. Uh, are you a doctor?
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231. Are you a doctor?
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233. Are you a doctor?
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234. Huh?
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235. - No, I'm not. I'm not.
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238. So if you're through giving me
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to the rendezvous.
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241. Joe's going
to get you a doctor.
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242. The doctor's going to
fix you up,
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243. and you're going
to be O.K.
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245. You're going to be O.K.!
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246. Say it!
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247. You're going to be O.K.!
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248. Say the goddamn words.
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249. You're going to be O.K.!
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250. Oh, God!
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251. Say the goddamn
fucking words!
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252. Say it!
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254. Correct!
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255. Correct.
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256. I'm O.K.
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257. Look where we are.
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258. Look where we are.
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259. Larry!
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260. She had a baby, man!
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261. She had a baby!
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262. Now we're
in the warehouse.
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263. Who's a tough guy?
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264. Who's a tough guy?
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265. Come on.
Who's a tough guy?
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266. I'm a tough guy, Larry!
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267. You're a tough guy.
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268. You're a fucking
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270. O.K.
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271. We're in the warehouse.
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272. Look where we are.
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277. We're in the warehouse.
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278. Look where we are.
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279. Look where we are.
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280. Hold on, buddy boy.
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281. Hold on.
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282. Hold on.
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283. Hold on.
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284. Shit!
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285. Stop banging your head.
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286. You're going to bang
a fucking hole in the floor.
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287. You don't want to hurt
the fucking floor, do you?
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for you,
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anytime now,
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to help you out.
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292. He's going
to take care of you.
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293. We're going to sit here
and wait for Joe.
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294. Who are we waiting for?
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295. Joe.
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scared, man.
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299. Yeah, sure.
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300. It's all right.
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301. It's all right.
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302. Ooh!
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303. You go ahead
and be scared.
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for one day.
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305. I just want you
to relax now, O.K.?
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306. You're not going
to fucking die.
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307. You're going to be fine.
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100% again.
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310. I'm hurt.
I'm hurt bad, Larry.
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312. No.
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you're trying to do.
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for a minute back there,
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316. but I got
my senses back now.
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317. Situation is
I'm shot in the belly.
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318. Without medical attention,
I'm going to die.
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319. I can't take you
to a hospital.
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320. Fuck jail, man!
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321. You don't have to
take me in.
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322. Just drive me up
to the front, man.
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323. Just drop me
on the sidewalk.
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anything, man.
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anything, man.
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to fucking God, man!
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328. Just look in my eyes,
Larry.
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anything, man.
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335. You're going to be fine.
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337. the gut is
the most painful area
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338. a guy can get shot in.
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339. No shit!
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340. But it takes a long time
to die from it.
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341. I'm talking days.
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342. You're going to wish
you were dead,
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343. but it takes days to die
from your wound.
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344. Time is on your side.
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345. Was that a fucking setup
or what?
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346. Fucking right!
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347. Shit! Orange got tagged?
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348. Gut shot.
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349. Fuck!
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350. Where's, uh, Brown?
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351. Dead.
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352. Oh...
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354. How the fuck
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360. Man, this is fucked up.
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361. This is so fucked up.
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big time, man.
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363. You really think
we were set up?
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365. I know we got set up.
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come from?
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they're not there.
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they're there.
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any sirens.
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of four minutes response time.
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is cruising that street,
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before they can realistically respond.
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374. In one minute,
there were 17 blue boys out there.
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375. They were all
just there.
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376. Remember that second wave
that showed up in the cars?
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responding to the alarm.
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there waiting for us.
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thought about this?
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to think.
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get the fuck out of there.
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I've been dealing with him.
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thinking about it.
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going to come here.
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just drive off
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386. because there could have been cops
here waiting for us.
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387. There could be cops
coming here right now!
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the other room.
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O.K.?
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looking at you.
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looking at you, O.K.?
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am I doing here, man?
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this job right off.
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I should have walked,
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fucking listen.
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caught buying weed.
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to believe him.
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this way aboutajob,
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and I didn't
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of the fucking money!
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428. We're in the place.
Everything's going fine.
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gets tripped.
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are outside.
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433. because bam!
I blinked my eyes, and they're there.
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434. Everybody starts
going ape shit.
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435. Then Mr. Blonde starts
to shoot all the em-
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after the alarm went off.
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started shooting everybody.
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I saw the cops.
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their presence be known
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became a madman.
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They were,
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make their move
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shooting everybody.
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we were set up.
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448. Come on, Mr. White,
you could see that.
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449. Enough of this
Mr. White shit.
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your fucking name!
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shooting,
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is your problem, man?
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out of the car!
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Get out of the way!
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a couple of cops.
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474. A few cops.
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475. No real people?
Copy !req
476. Just cops.
Copy !req
477. Man, could you
believe Mr. Blonde?
Copy !req
478. That was the most insane
fucking thing
Copy !req
479. I have ever seen.
Copy !req
480. Why wouldjoe hire
a guy like that?
Copy !req
481. I don't want to
kill anybody.
Copy !req
482. If I got to get out
that door
Copy !req
483. and you're standing
I n my way,
Copy !req
484. you're getting out
of my way.
Copy !req
485. That's the way
I look at it.
Copy !req
486. The choice between
doing 10 years
Copy !req
487. and taking out some
stupid motherfucker
Copy !req
488. ain't no choice at all,
Copy !req
489. but I ain't no madman,
either.
Copy !req
490. What the fuck
wasjoe thinking?
Copy !req
491. I can't work
with a guy like that.
Copy !req
492. We're awful goddamn lucky
he didn't tag us
Copy !req
493. when he shot the place up.
Copy !req
494. I came this close
to taking his ass out myself.
Copy !req
495. I mean,
everybody panics.
Copy !req
496. Everybody.
Copy !req
497. Things get tense.
It's human nature, you panic.
Copy !req
498. I don't care
what your name is.
Copy !req
499. You can't help it.
Copy !req
500. Fuck, man,
you panic on the inside,
Copy !req
501. in your head, you know?
Copy !req
502. You give yourself
a couple of seconds.
Copy !req
503. You get ahold
of the situation.
Copy !req
504. You don't start
killing people.
Copy !req
505. No. What you're
supposed to do
Copy !req
506. is act like
a fucking professional.
Copy !req
507. A psychopath ain't
a professional.
Copy !req
508. Can't work
with a psychopath.
Copy !req
509. You don't know what
those sick assholes
Copy !req
510. are going to do next.
Copy !req
511. I mean, Jesus Christ,
Copy !req
512. how old do you think
that black girl was, 20?
Copy !req
513. Maybe 21?
Copy !req
514. If that.
Copy !req
515. Hey, look,
Copy !req
516. did you see what happened
to anybody else?
Copy !req
517. Me and Orange
jumped in the car,
Copy !req
518. Brown floored it.
Copy !req
519. After that, I don't know
what went down.
Copy !req
520. It was every man
for himself.
Copy !req
521. About Mr. Blonde
and Mr. Blue,
Copy !req
522. I ain't got
the foggiest.
Copy !req
523. I never looked back.
Copy !req
524. What do you think?
Copy !req
525. What do I think?
Copy !req
526. I mean, the cops
either caught 'em or killed 'em.
Copy !req
527. No chance
they punched through?
Copy !req
528. You found a hole.
Copy !req
529. And that was
a fucking miracle.
Copy !req
530. Even if
they did get away,
Copy !req
531. then where the fuck
are they?
Copy !req
532. You don't think it's possible
that one got the diamonds and...
Copy !req
533. Noway.
Copy !req
534. How can you be
so sure?
Copy !req
535. I got the diamonds.
Copy !req
536. That's my boy.
Copy !req
537. Where?
Copy !req
538. I stashed 'em.
Copy !req
539. If you want
to come with me,
Copy !req
540. let's go
get them now,
Copy !req
541. 'cause I think
staying here,
Copy !req
542. we should have
our fucking heads examined.
Copy !req
543. That was the plan-
meeting here.
Copy !req
544. Then where the fuck
is everybody?
Copy !req
545. The plan's null and void
once there's a rat in the house.
Copy !req
546. We don't know what happened
to Mr. Blonde and Mr. Blue.
Copy !req
547. They could be
dead or arrested.
Copy !req
548. The cops could be
sweating them down.
Copy !req
549. They don't know
our names,
Copy !req
550. but they could be
singing about this place.
Copy !req
551. I swear to God,
Copy !req
552. I think
I'm fucking jinxed.
Copy !req
553. What?
Copy !req
554. Two jobs back,
it was a four-man job.
Copy !req
555. We discovered one of the team
was an undercover cop.
Copy !req
556. No shit.
Copy !req
557. Thank God
we discovered it in time.
Copy !req
558. Had to forget the whole thing,
just walkaway from it.
Copy !req
559. So who's the rat
this time—
Copy !req
560. Mr. Blue...
Copy !req
561. Mr. Brown...
Copy !req
562. Joe?
Copy !req
563. Joe set this up.
Copy !req
564. Maybe he set it up
to set it up.
Copy !req
565. No. Me andjoe
go back a long time.
Copy !req
566. Joe definitely
didn't know about this bullshit.
Copy !req
567. I've known Joe
since I was a kid.
Copy !req
568. Me saying he had nothing to do with it
is ridiculous.
Copy !req
569. I could say
I didn't do it
Copy !req
570. 'cause I know what
I did or didn't do,
Copy !req
571. but I cannot say that
about anybody else
Copy !req
572. 'cause I don't
definitely know.
Copy !req
573. For all I know,
you're the rat.
Copy !req
574. For all I know,
you're the fucking rat!
Copy !req
575. All right! Now you're using
your fucking head!
Copy !req
576. For all we know,
he's the rat.
Copy !req
577. That kid
in there's dying
Copy !req
578. from a fucking bullet
I saw him take,
Copy !req
579. so don't you be
calling him a rat!
Copy !req
580. Look,
I'm right, O.K.?
Copy !req
581. Somebody's
a fucking rat.
Copy !req
582. Where's the commode
in this dungeon?
Copy !req
583. I got to take a squirt.
Copy !req
584. Go down the hall,
make a left,
Copy !req
585. go up the stairs,
and make a right.
Copy !req
586. By the way,
how's Alabama?
Copy !req
587. Alabama?
Copy !req
588. I haven't seen 'Bama
in over a year and a half.
Copy !req
589. I thought you two
were a team.
Copy !req
590. We were
for a little while.
Copy !req
591. Did about four jobs
together,
Copy !req
592. then decided
to call it quits.
Copy !req
593. Why?
Copy !req
594. You push that
woman/man thing too long
Copy !req
595. and it gets to you
after a while.
Copy !req
596. What's she doing now?
Copy !req
597. She hooked up
with Frank McGarr.
Copy !req
598. They've done
a couplejobs together.
Copy !req
599. Hell of a woman.
Good little thief.
Copy !req
600. So explain
the telegram.
Copy !req
601. Five-man job
Copy !req
602. busting in and out of
a diamond wholesaler's.
Copy !req
603. Can you move the ice
afterwards?
Copy !req
604. I know nobody
that can.
Copy !req
605. We got guys
waiting for it.
Copy !req
606. What about
Marcello Spivey?
Copy !req
607. Didn't he always
move your ice?
Copy !req
608. He's doing 20 years
in Susanville.
Copy !req
609. 20 years?
Copy !req
610. Holy God.
Copy !req
611. What for?
Copy !req
612. Bad luck.
Copy !req
613. You could
say that again.
Copy !req
614. What's the exposure like?
Copy !req
615. Two minutes tops,
Copy !req
616. but it's
a tough two minutes—
Copy !req
617. daylight
during business hours,
Copy !req
618. dealing with the crowd,
Copy !req
619. but you'll have the guys
to deal with the crowd.
Copy !req
620. How many employees?
Copy !req
621. Around 20.
Security pretty lax.
Copy !req
622. They most usually
deal in boxes,
Copy !req
623. uncut stones for
the diamond syndicate,
Copy !req
624. but on
this particular day,
Copy !req
625. they're getting a shipment
of polished stones from Israel.
Copy !req
626. They're like
a way station.
Copy !req
627. They're to get picked up
the next day
Copy !req
628. and sent to Vermont.
Copy !req
629. No, they're not.
Copy !req
630. What's the cut, papa?
Copy !req
631. Juicy, junior.
Copy !req
632. Real juicy.
Copy !req
633. Hey, look, man,
you do what you want.
Copy !req
634. I'm out of here.
Copy !req
635. I'm checking
into a motel.
Copy !req
636. I'll lay low,
and I'll call Joe—
Copy !req
637. Shit. Did he
fucking die on us?
Copy !req
638. Huh? Is he dead
or what?
Copy !req
639. He ain't dead.
Copy !req
640. What is it?
Copy !req
641. I think
he's just passed out.
Copy !req
642. Scared the shit
out of me.
Copy !req
643. I thought he was dead
for sure.
Copy !req
644. Without
medical attention,
Copy !req
645. he will die
for sure.
Copy !req
646. What'll we do?
We can't take him to a hospital.
Copy !req
647. Without
medical attention,
Copy !req
648. that man might not
live through the night.
Copy !req
649. The bullet in his belly
is my fault.
Copy !req
650. That might not mean
jackshitto you.
Copy !req
651. It means a lot to me.
Copy !req
652. Staying here's goofy.
We got to book up.
Copy !req
653. What do you suggest,
we go to a hotel?
Copy !req
654. We got a guy shot in the belly
who can't walk.
Copy !req
655. He bleeds like
a stuck pig.
Copy !req
656. When he's awake,
he screams in pain.
Copy !req
657. You got an idea,
spit it out.
Copy !req
658. Joe could help.
Copy !req
659. We get in touch
withjoe.
Copy !req
660. Joe could get him
to a doctor.
Copy !req
661. Joe could get
a doctor to see him.
Copy !req
662. Assuming
we can trustjoe,
Copy !req
663. how will we get
in touch with him?
Copy !req
664. He's supposed to be here,
but he ain't,
Copy !req
665. which is making me very nervous
about being here.
Copy !req
666. Even if he's on
the up and up,
Copy !req
667. I don't think
he'll be happy with us.
Copy !req
668. He planned a robbery.
He's got a blood bath now.
Copy !req
669. He's got dead cops,
dead robbers, dead civilians.
Copy !req
670. I tend to doubt he'll have
sympathy for our plight.
Copy !req
671. If I was him,
Copy !req
672. I'd put as much distance
between me and this mess
Copy !req
673. as humanly possible.
Copy !req
674. Before you got here,
Copy !req
675. Mr. Orange was asking me
to take him to a doctor,
Copy !req
676. to a hospital.
Copy !req
677. I don't like the idea
of turning him over to the cops,
Copy !req
678. but if we don't,
he'll die.
Copy !req
679. He begged me to do it.
Copy !req
680. Well, all right.
We take him to a hospital.
Copy !req
681. If that's what he said,
let's do it.
Copy !req
682. Since he don't know
nothing about us, it's his decision.
Copy !req
683. He knows a little
about me.
Copy !req
684. What?
Copy !req
685. You didn't tell him
your name, did you?
Copy !req
686. I told him my first name
and where I was from.
Copy !req
687. Why?
Copy !req
688. I told him where I was from
a few days ago.
Copy !req
689. It was just
a natural conversation.
Copy !req
690. What was telling him
your name
Copy !req
691. when you weren't
supposed to?
Copy !req
692. He asked.
Copy !req
693. We had just gotten away
from the cops.
Copy !req
694. He just got shot.
Copy !req
695. It was my fault
he got shot.
Copy !req
696. He's a fucking
bloody mess.
Copy !req
697. He's screaming.
Copy !req
698. I thought he was
going to die
Copy !req
699. right then and there.
Copy !req
700. I'm trying
to comfort him,
Copy !req
701. telling him
not to worry,
Copy !req
702. everything will be O.K.
I'll take care of him.
Copy !req
703. And he asked me
what my name was.
Copy !req
704. I mean, the man
was dying in my arms.
Copy !req
705. What the fuck
was I supposed to do,
Copy !req
706. tell him I'm sorry?
Copy !req
707. I can't give out
that fucking information!
Copy !req
708. It's against the rules!
Copy !req
709. I don't
trust you enough!
Copy !req
710. Well, maybe I should've,
but I couldn't.
Copy !req
711. - I—
- Fuck you, and fuck Joe!
Copy !req
712. I'm sure it was
a very beautiful scene.
Copy !req
713. Don't fucking
patronize me!
Copy !req
714. Do they have a sheet on you,
where you're from?
Copy !req
715. Yeah!
Copy !req
716. Well, that's that, man.
Copy !req
717. I was worried about mug shot
possibilities anyway.
Copy !req
718. Now he knows your name,
what you look like,
Copy !req
719. where you're from, and
what your specialty is.
Copy !req
720. They won't show him
many pictures to pickyou out.
Copy !req
721. You tell him anything else
to narrow the selection?
Copy !req
722. If I have to tell you again
to back off,
Copy !req
723. we'll go
'round and 'round.
Copy !req
724. We ain't taking him
to a hospital.
Copy !req
725. If we don't, he'll die.
Copy !req
726. I'm sad about that.
Copy !req
727. Some fellas are lucky,
some ain't.
Copy !req
728. What are you
touching me for, man?
Copy !req
729. I'll show you
who you're fucking with!
Copy !req
730. You want to shoot me?
Go ahead. Take a shot.
Copy !req
731. Fuck you, White.
Copy !req
732. I didn't create this situation.
I'm dealing with it.
Copy !req
733. You're acting like
a first-year thief.
Copy !req
734. I'm acting like
a professional!
Copy !req
735. If they get him,
they can get you
Copy !req
736. and get closer to me,
and that can't happen.
Copy !req
737. Is it my fault?
Copy !req
738. I didn't tell him my name
or where I was from!
Copy !req
739. 15 minutes ago,
you almost told meyour name.
Copy !req
740. Your buddy got stuck
in a situation you created.
Copy !req
741. If you want to
throw bad looks somewhere,
Copy !req
742. throw them
at a mirror!
Copy !req
743. You kids shouldn't
play so rough.
Copy !req
744. Somebody's going
to start crying.
Copy !req
745. Mr. Blonde.
Copy !req
746. Shit, you're
fucking kicking me.
Copy !req
747. What happened to you?
Copy !req
748. I figured
you were dead.
Copy !req
749. Hey! You O.K.?
Copy !req
750. Did you see
what happened to Blue?
Copy !req
751. We didn't know
what happened to you and Blue.
Copy !req
752. Look, Brown is dead,
Orange got it in the belly.
Copy !req
753. Enough! Enough!
Copy !req
754. You better
start talking, asshole,
Copy !req
755. 'cause we got shit
we need to talk about.
Copy !req
756. We're already
freaked out.
Copy !req
757. We need you
acting freaky
Copy !req
758. like we need
a fucking bag on our hip.
Copy !req
759. O.K. Let's talk.
Copy !req
760. We think we got
a rat in the house.
Copy !req
761. I guarantee
we got a rat.
Copy !req
762. What makes you
say that?
Copy !req
763. Is that supposed
to be funny?
Copy !req
764. Look, we think
this place ain't safe.
Copy !req
765. We're leaving.
You should go with us.
Copy !req
766. Nobody's
going anywhere.
Copy !req
767. Piss on this fucking turd!
Copy !req
768. We're out of here.
Copy !req
769. Don't take
another step, Mr. White.
Copy !req
770. Fuck you, maniac!
Copy !req
771. It's your fucking fault
we're in this trouble.
Copy !req
772. What's this guy's
problem?
Copy !req
773. What's my problem?
Copy !req
774. Yeah,
I got a problem.
Copy !req
775. I got
a big fucking problem!
Copy !req
776. A trigger-happy madman
almost gets me shot!
Copy !req
777. What the fuck
you talking about?
Copy !req
778. That fucking
shooting spree!
Copy !req
779. In the store,
remember?
Copy !req
780. Ah, fuck 'em.
They set off the alarm.
Copy !req
781. They deserve
what they got.
Copy !req
782. You almost killed me!
Copy !req
783. Asshole!
Copy !req
784. If I'd known
what kind of guy you were,
Copy !req
785. I never would've agreed
to work with you.
Copy !req
786. Are you going to barkall day,
little doggy,
Copy !req
787. or are you
going to bite?
Copy !req
788. What was that?
Copy !req
789. I'm sorry.
I didn't catch it.
Copy !req
790. Would you repeat it?
Copy !req
791. Are you going to barkall day,
little doggy,
Copy !req
792. or are you
going to bite?
Copy !req
793. Look, assholes,
calm the fuck down.
Copy !req
794. Hey, come on, back off!
Copy !req
795. Have we got
a playground here?
Copy !req
796. Am I the only professional?
Copy !req
797. You're acting like a bunch
of fucking niggers,
Copy !req
798. always saying
they'll kill each other.
Copy !req
799. You said you thought
about taking him out.
Copy !req
800. You fucking
said that?
Copy !req
801. Yeah, I did,
but that was then.
Copy !req
802. Right now, he's the only one
I completely trust.
Copy !req
803. He's too homicidal to be
working with the cops.
Copy !req
804. You're taking his side?
Copy !req
805. Fuck sides! What we need
is solidarity.
Copy !req
806. Somebody's sticking
a red-hot poker up our asses.
Copy !req
807. I want to know
whose name's on the handle.
Copy !req
808. I know
I'm no piece of shit.
Copy !req
809. I'm pretty sure
you're O.K.
Copy !req
810. And I'm fucking positive
you're on the level.
Copy !req
811. Let's try and figure out
who the bad guy is, all right?
Copy !req
812. Wow.
Copy !req
813. That was
really exciting.
Copy !req
814. I bet you're a big Lee Marvin fan,
aren't you?
Copy !req
815. Me, too.
I love that guy.
Copy !req
816. My heart's
beating so fast,
Copy !req
817. I'm about to have
a heart attack here.
Copy !req
818. Yeah?
Copy !req
819. I got
something outside
Copy !req
820. that I'd like
to show you guys,
Copy !req
821. so follow me.
Copy !req
822. Follow you? Where?
Copy !req
823. To my car.
Copy !req
824. What, you forget your French fries
to go with the soda?
Copy !req
825. I had them already.
Copy !req
826. I got something I think
you might want to see.
Copy !req
827. I'm sure you'll like it.
Come on.
Copy !req
828. We still got to get out of here,
you know.
Copy !req
829. No. We'll stick around.
We'll wait.
Copy !req
830. What for, the cops?
Copy !req
831. No. Nice Guy Eddie.
Copy !req
832. Nice Guy Eddie?
Copy !req
833. What makes you think
he isn't on a plane
Copy !req
834. halfway to Costa Rica?
Copy !req
835. I spoke to him on the phone.
He's on his way.
Copy !req
836. Why didn'tyou say that
in the first place?
Copy !req
837. 'Cause you
never asked me.
Copy !req
838. Har-de-fucking-har.
What'd he say?
Copy !req
839. He said stay put,
Copy !req
840. so in the meantime...
Copy !req
841. I'll show you guys
something.
Copy !req
842. Jesus Christ.
Copy !req
843. Maybe our boy in blue
can answer some questions
Copy !req
844. about this rat business
you've been talking about.
Copy !req
845. You're a piece of work,
my friend.
Copy !req
846. Ain't a bad idea.
Let's get him out.
Copy !req
847. Hey, Sid, will you relax?
Copy !req
848. I know you a long time.
Copy !req
849. I'm not worried.
I know you'll pay me back.
Copy !req
850. Don't tell me
what I already know.
Copy !req
851. Don't embarrass me.
Copy !req
852. You had a few bad months.
Copy !req
853. You do what
everybody else does,
Copy !req
854. whetheryou'rej.P. Morgan
orlrving the Tailor-
Copy !req
855. You ride it out.
Copy !req
856. Vic Vega's outside.
Copy !req
857. Hold on.
Copy !req
858. Who?
Copy !req
859. Vic Vega.
Copy !req
860. Oh. Tell him
to come in.
Copy !req
861. Come on in.
Copy !req
862. A friend of mine's
outside.
Copy !req
863. Keep your chin up.
I'll be talking to you.
Copy !req
864. Don't worry.
Copy !req
865. Hey, welcome home, Vic.
Copy !req
866. Joe.
Copy !req
867. How does
freedom feel, huh?
Copy !req
868. It's a change.
Copy !req
869. Ain't that
the sad truth?
Copy !req
870. Sit down. Take your coat off.
Make yourself at home.
Copy !req
871. Want a little drink?
Copy !req
872. How about a little
Remy Martin?
Copy !req
873. Sure.
Copy !req
874. Who's your
parole officer?
Copy !req
875. Seymour Scagnetti.
Copy !req
876. How is he?
Copy !req
877. He's a fucking asshole.
Copy !req
878. Won't even let me
leave the halfway house.
Copy !req
879. It never ceases
to amaze me.
Copy !req
880. A fucking jungle-bunny
slits a woman's throat for 25 cents,
Copy !req
881. he gets Doris Day
for a parole officer.
Copy !req
882. Good fella like you winds up
with a ball-busting prick.
Copy !req
883. I want you to know
I appreciate
Copy !req
884. all the packages
you sent me on the inside.
Copy !req
885. What was I supposed to do,
forget about you?
Copy !req
886. I want you to know
it meant a lot to me.
Copy !req
887. It was the least
I could do.
Copy !req
888. I wish I could've
done more.
Copy !req
889. Thanks a lot, Joe.
Copy !req
890. Ah, Vic.
Copy !req
891. Toothpick Vic.
Copy !req
892. So tell me
your story, kid.
Copy !req
893. What are your plans?
Copy !req
894. You son of a bitch.
Copy !req
895. I see you sitting there,
but I don't believe it.
Copy !req
896. Hi, Eddie.
Copy !req
897. Ahh!
Copy !req
898. All right!
Copy !req
899. Listen, I'm sorry.
Copy !req
900. I should've
picked you up myself.
Copy !req
901. I was—
This week's been crazy.
Copy !req
902. I've had my head
up my ass.
Copy !req
903. Funny you should
say that.
Copy !req
904. That's what me and your daddy
was talking about,
Copy !req
905. that you had your head
up your ass.
Copy !req
906. I walk in the door,
Copy !req
907. he's like, "Vic,
I'm glad somebody's finally here
Copy !req
908. "who knows
what's going on.
Copy !req
909. "My son Eddie's
a fuck-up.
Copy !req
910. "He's ruining
the business.
Copy !req
911. "I mean,
I love the guy,
Copy !req
912. but he's flushing everything
down the toilet."
Copy !req
913. That's what you said, right, Joe?
Copy !req
914. I hate for you to hear it like this,
Copy !req
915. but Vic come in and asks me
how business was,
Copy !req
916. and you don't lie to a guy
fresh from the slammer.
Copy !req
917. That's very true.
Copy !req
918. All right!
Enough of this shit!
Copy !req
919. Break it up!
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920. Come on!
This ain't a playground!
Copy !req
921. Ha ha ha!
Copy !req
922. You guys want to roll
around on the floor,
Copy !req
923. you do it in Eddie's office,
not mine.
Copy !req
924. Daddy, did you see that?
Copy !req
925. He got me on the ground
and tried to fuck me.
Copy !req
926. You wish.
Copy !req
927. You sick bastard, Vic.
Copy !req
928. You tried to fuck me
in my father's office.
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929. Whatever you want to
do in your own home, go to it,
Copy !req
930. but don't try
to fuck me.
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931. I don't think of you
that way.
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932. I like you, but I don't
think of you that way.
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933. If I was a butt cowboy,
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934. I wouldn't even
throw you to the posse.
Copy !req
935. No. You'd keep me
for yourself.
Copy !req
936. Four years
fucking punks up the ass,
Copy !req
937. you'd appreciate some prime rib
when you see it.
Copy !req
938. I might break you in,
nice guy,
Copy !req
939. but I'd make you
my dog's bitch.
Copy !req
940. Ain't that a sad sight?
Copy !req
941. A man walks into prison
a white man,
Copy !req
942. walks out talking
like a fucking nigger.
Copy !req
943. I thinkit'sall
that black semen
Copy !req
944. been pumped up
your ass so far,
Copy !req
945. now it's backed into your brain
and coming out your mouth.
Copy !req
946. Eddie, you keep talking like a bitch,
Copy !req
947. I'll slap you like a bitch.
Copy !req
948. All right,
enough of this shit!
Copy !req
949. I'm sick of it!
Copy !req
950. Now, both of you, sit down.
Copy !req
951. Now, Eddie,
Copy !req
952. when you come in here,
Copy !req
953. we were talking
some serious business.
Copy !req
954. Now Vic here's
got a parole problem.
Copy !req
955. Who's your P.O.?
Copy !req
956. Seymour Scagnetti.
Copy !req
957. Scagnetti.
Copy !req
958. Fuck.
Copy !req
959. I hear he's
a motherfucker.
Copy !req
960. Oh, he's a fucker.
Copy !req
961. Won't let me leave
the halfway house,
Copy !req
962. unless I get
some shitty job.
Copy !req
963. You're coming back
to work for us, right?
Copy !req
964. Well, I want to.
Copy !req
965. First I got to prove
to asshead
Copy !req
966. that I can get
a regular job-type job
Copy !req
967. before I can
move out on my own.
Copy !req
968. I can't work
for you guys
Copy !req
969. if I got to worry about making
some silly-ass 10:00 curfew
Copy !req
970. every fucking night.
Copy !req
971. We can work this out,
can't we, Eddie?
Copy !req
972. This ain't
all that bad.
Copy !req
973. We can get you
a lot of legitimate jobs.
Copy !req
974. I'll get you down in Long Beach
as a dock worker.
Copy !req
975. I don't want
to lift crates.
Copy !req
976. Vic, you ain't
going to lift shit.
Copy !req
977. You'll never work there,
Copy !req
978. but as far as the records
are concerned, you do.
Copy !req
979. I call Matthews,
tell him he's got a new guy—
Copy !req
980. Boom—
you're on the rotation.
Copy !req
981. A time card's clocked
in and out for you.
Copy !req
982. At the end of the week,
you get a nice paycheck.
Copy !req
983. Dock workers
do very well.
Copy !req
984. You move into
a decent place
Copy !req
985. without scagnetti going,
"Where's the money coming from?"
Copy !req
986. If he decides to make
a surprise visit,
Copy !req
987. that's the day
we sent you to Tustin,
Copy !req
988. pick up a load of shit
and bring it back.
Copy !req
989. If he comes back again,
Copy !req
990. "Sorry, Seymour.
You just missed him.
Copy !req
991. "We had to send him out
five fucking hours away.
Copy !req
992. We had a load of shit
we had him pick up."
Copy !req
993. Part ofyourjob is going
different places.
Copy !req
994. We got places
all over the place.
Copy !req
995. See, Vic? Did I tell you
not to worry?
Copy !req
996. Here Vic was worried.
Copy !req
997. I'll take you
to Long Beach tomorrow.
Copy !req
998. We'll get you fixed up with Matthews,
tell him what's what.
Copy !req
999. You know, I really appreciate
what you guys are doing,
Copy !req
1000. but I'd like to know
when I can come back
Copy !req
1001. and do some real work.
Copy !req
1002. Well, it's hard to say.
Copy !req
1003. It's kind of
a strange time now.
Copy !req
1004. Things are kind of—
Copy !req
1005. They're a little fucked up
is what they are.
Copy !req
1006. We're just getting ready
for a big meeting right now.
Copy !req
1007. Just let Eddie for now
set you up at Long Beach,
Copy !req
1008. get you a job,
give you some cash,
Copy !req
1009. get this Scagnetti fuck
off your back,
Copy !req
1010. then we'll talk to you,
all right?
Copy !req
1011. Huh?
Copy !req
1012. Dad...
Copy !req
1013. I got an idea.
Copy !req
1014. Now, just—
just hear me out.
Copy !req
1015. I know you don't like
using the boys on these jobs,
Copy !req
1016. but Vic, he's only been nothing
but good luck for us.
Copy !req
1017. The guy's
a fucking rabbit's foot.
Copy !req
1018. I'd like to have him in.
Copy !req
1019. You know he can handle himself,
Copy !req
1020. and you damn sure know
you can trust him.
Copy !req
1021. Vic, how would you feel
about pulling a job
Copy !req
1022. with about
five other guys?
Copy !req
1023. I'd feel great about it.
Copy !req
1024. K-Billy's
Super Sounds of the Seventies continues.
Copy !req
1025. And if you're
the 12th caller,
Copy !req
1026. you'll win two tickets
to the monster-truck extravaganza
Copy !req
1027. being held tonight
at the Carson fairgrounds,
Copy !req
1028. featuring Big Daddy Don Bodine's
truck the Behemoth.
Copy !req
1029. 12th caller wins
on the station
Copy !req
1030. where the seventies
survived.
Copy !req
1031. Hey, Dove, we got
a major situation here.
Copy !req
1032. I know you know that.
Copy !req
1033. I got to see what
Daddy wants done.
Copy !req
1034. All I know is Vic said
Copy !req
1035. it was a fucking
bullet festival.
Copy !req
1036. Took a cop hostage
just to get out.
Copy !req
1037. Get up!
Copy !req
1038. You think
I'm fucking joking?
Copy !req
1039. There's a fucking cop
in his trunk!
Copy !req
1040. I don't know
who did what!
Copy !req
1041. I don't know if
anybody's got the loot.
Copy !req
1042. I don't know who's dead,
who's alive,
Copy !req
1043. who's caught, who's not!
Copy !req
1044. I will know.
Copy !req
1045. I'm practically
there now.
Copy !req
1046. But what do I tell
these guys about Daddy?
Copy !req
1047. All right.
Copy !req
1048. You're sure
that's what he said?
Copy !req
1049. O.K., that's what
I'll tell them.
Copy !req
1050. You like being
a fucking hero, huh?
Copy !req
1051. You like being
a fucking hero?
Copy !req
1052. Ow, fuck!
Copy !req
1053. You're going to suffer
for nothing, pal.
Copy !req
1054. You hear me?
Copy !req
1055. 'Cause you're going to
fucking talk.
Copy !req
1056. I don't fucking
know anything!
Copy !req
1057. You fucking know.
Copy !req
1058. You know. Look at me.
Copy !req
1059. - What in the Sam Hill's going on here?
- Nice guy, we got a cop.
Copy !req
1060. What's going on?
Where the fuck isjoe?
Copy !req
1061. Holy shit.
Orange is dead.
Copy !req
1062. He's not, but he will be
Copy !req
1063. if he's not taken care of.
Copy !req
1064. We were set up.
Cops were waiting for us.
Copy !req
1065. Nobody fucking
set anybody up!
Copy !req
1066. Cops were waiting, man!
Copy !req
1067. Bullshit.
Copy !req
1068. Fuck you!
You weren't there!
Copy !req
1069. Cops had that store
staked out!
Copy !req
1070. O.K.,
Mr. Fucking Detective,
Copy !req
1071. you're so fucking smart.
Copy !req
1072. Huh? Who did it?
Copy !req
1073. That's what
we've been asking.
Copy !req
1074. What you come up with?
Copy !req
1075. You think
I fucking set you up?
Copy !req
1076. I don't know.
Somebody did.
Copy !req
1077. Nobody did.
Copy !req
1078. You fucking assholes turned
a jewelry store into-
Copy !req
1079. Don't you call me
an asshole!
Copy !req
1080. You fucking idiot—
Copy !req
1081. Turned a jewelry store
into a Wild West show,
Copy !req
1082. and you wonder why
the fucking cops show up!
Copy !req
1083. Where's Joseph?
Copy !req
1084. I don't know.
I ain't talked to him.
Copy !req
1085. I talked to Dove.
Copy !req
1086. He says Daddy's coming here,
and he's pissed.
Copy !req
1087. He's pissed? I told you
he'd be pissed.
Copy !req
1088. What didjoe say?
Copy !req
1089. I ain't talked to him!
Copy !req
1090. All I know is he's pissed.
Copy !req
1091. What will you do about him?
Copy !req
1092. Give me a break.
I got questions of my own.
Copy !req
1093. You ain't dying. He is.
Copy !req
1094. Mr. Fucking Compassion,
I will call somebody!
Copy !req
1095. Who?
Copy !req
1096. Fucking snake charmer.
Who do you think?
Copy !req
1097. I'll call a doctor!
Copy !req
1098. He'll fix him right up.
Copy !req
1099. Now, what happened
to Brown and Blue?
Copy !req
1100. Brown's dead. We don't
know about Blue.
Copy !req
1101. Brown's dead?
Are you sure?
Copy !req
1102. I'm sure. I was there.
Copy !req
1103. He took one in the head.
Copy !req
1104. Nobody knows
about Mr. Blue?
Copy !req
1105. Either he's alive,
or he's dead,
Copy !req
1106. or the cops got him,
Copy !req
1107. or they don't.
Copy !req
1108. This is the bastard
you told me about?
Copy !req
1109. Why you beating on him?
Copy !req
1110. Maybe he can tell us
who set us up.
Copy !req
1111. Beat this prick enough,
Copy !req
1112. he'll tell you he started
the Chicago fire.
Copy !req
1113. That don't necessarily
make it fucking so!
Copy !req
1114. Come on, man, think!
Copy !req
1115. All right! First things
fucking last—
Copy !req
1116. Who's got the stones?
Copy !req
1117. Please, somebody, at least,
tell me one little favor.
Copy !req
1118. I got them.
I got them, O.K.?
Copy !req
1119. I stashed them
to make sure this place
Copy !req
1120. wasn't a police station.
Copy !req
1121. Good for you.
Copy !req
1122. Now, let's go get it.
Copy !req
1123. First, get rid of those cars.
Copy !req
1124. Looks like Sam's
hot car lot out there.
Copy !req
1125. Blondie, stay here
and babysit them two.
Copy !req
1126. White and Pink,
take a car each.
Copy !req
1127. I'll follow you.
You ditch them.
Copy !req
1128. We'll pick up the stones.
Copy !req
1129. While I'm following,
I'll arrange a doctor for our friend.
Copy !req
1130. We can't leave them with him.
Copy !req
1131. Why not?
Copy !req
1132. 'Cause he's a fucking psycho.
Copy !req
1133. And if you think Joe's pissed off,
Copy !req
1134. that's nothing compared
to how pissed I am at him
Copy !req
1135. for putting me in the same room
as that bastard!
Copy !req
1136. See what I've been putting up
with, Eddie?
Copy !req
1137. I fucking walked in here,
Copy !req
1138. I told these guys about
staying put,
Copy !req
1139. Mr. White whips out his gun,
Copy !req
1140. he's sticking it in my face,
Copy !req
1141. calling me a motherfucker,
Copy !req
1142. saying he's going to
blow me away,
Copy !req
1143. and blah, blah, blah, blah.
Copy !req
1144. He's the reason the joint
turned into a shooting spree.
Copy !req
1145. What are you,
a fucking silent partner?
Copy !req
1146. Tell him!
Copy !req
1147. He went crazy in the store.
Copy !req
1148. He seems all right now.
Copy !req
1149. Here's what he did—
Copy !req
1150. bam... bam...
bam... bam.
Copy !req
1151. Yeah, bam, bam,
bam, bam, bam.
Copy !req
1152. I said not to touch
the fucking alarm, they did.
Copy !req
1153. If they hadn't done
Copy !req
1154. what I told them not to do,
Copy !req
1155. they'd still be alive.
Copy !req
1156. My fucking hero.
Copy !req
1157. Thanks.
Copy !req
1158. That's your excuse for going on
a kill-crazy rampage?
Copy !req
1159. I don't like alarms, Mr. White.
Copy !req
1160. What's it matter who
stays with the cop?
Copy !req
1161. We ain't letting him go,
Copy !req
1162. not after he's seen everybody.
Copy !req
1163. I haven't been looking.
Copy !req
1164. Shut the fuck up, man!
Copy !req
1165. You guys should've never taken him
out of the trunk.
Copy !req
1166. We've been trying to find out
about the setup.
Copy !req
1167. There is no
fucking setup!
Copy !req
1168. Now, here's the news!
Copy !req
1169. Blondie, you stay here,
take care of these two.
Copy !req
1170. White and Pink,
come with me,
Copy !req
1171. 'cause if Joe sees
all these cars outside,
Copy !req
1172. he'll be as mad at me
as he is at you!
Copy !req
1173. Fine, let's go.
Copy !req
1174. Alone at last.
Copy !req
1175. Guess what.
Copy !req
1176. I think I'm parked
in a red zone.
Copy !req
1177. Now, where were we?
Copy !req
1178. I told you
I don't know anything
Copy !req
1179. about any fucking setup.
Copy !req
1180. I've been on the force
for only eight months.
Copy !req
1181. They don't
tell me anything.
Copy !req
1182. Nobody tells me shit.
Copy !req
1183. You can torture me
all you want.
Copy !req
1184. Torture you,
that's a good—
Copy !req
1185. That's a good idea.
Copy !req
1186. I like that one. Yeah.
Copy !req
1187. Even your boss said
there wasn't a setup.
Copy !req
1188. My what?
Copy !req
1189. Your boss.
Copy !req
1190. Excuse me, pal.
Copy !req
1191. One thing I want to
make clear to you.
Copy !req
1192. I don't have a boss.
Copy !req
1193. Nobody tells me
what to do.
Copy !req
1194. You understand?
Copy !req
1195. Hearwhat I said,
you son of a bitch?
Copy !req
1196. All right,
you don't have a boss.
Copy !req
1197. Look at
that fucking shit.
Copy !req
1198. Look, kid, I'm not going
to bullshit you, O.K.?
Copy !req
1199. I don't really give
a good fuck
Copy !req
1200. what you know
or don't know.
Copy !req
1201. But I'm going to
torture you anyway...
Copy !req
1202. regardless.
Copy !req
1203. Not to get information.
Copy !req
1204. It's amusing to me
to torture a cop.
Copy !req
1205. You can say anything you want
Copy !req
1206. 'cause I've heard it all before.
Copy !req
1207. All you can do is pray
for a quick death...
Copy !req
1208. which...
Copy !req
1209. you ain't going to get.
Copy !req
1210. Oh, God.
Copy !req
1211. You ever listen to K-Billy's
Super Sounds of the Seventies?
Copy !req
1212. It's my personal favorite.
Copy !req
1213. Joe Egan and Gerry Rafferty were a duo
Copy !req
1214. known as Stealer's Wheel
Copy !req
1215. when they recorded
Copy !req
1216. this Dylanesque,
pop, bubble-gum favorite
Copy !req
1217. from April of1974.
Copy !req
1218. That reached up
to number five,
Copy !req
1219. as K-Billy's Super Sounds
of the Seventies continues.
Copy !req
1220. Hold still.
Copy !req
1221. Hold still, you fuck!
Copy !req
1222. That as good for you
as it was for me?
Copy !req
1223. Hey, what's going on?
Copy !req
1224. You hear that?
Copy !req
1225. Don't go anywhere.
I'll be right back.
Copy !req
1226. Aah! Aah! Aah! Don't!
Copy !req
1227. Stop! Stop!
Copy !req
1228. Stop... just talk to me.
Copy !req
1229. What?
What's the matter?
Copy !req
1230. Don't do this!
Copy !req
1231. Please!
Copy !req
1232. That burn a little bit?
Copy !req
1233. Stop... just talk to me.
Copy !req
1234. Please.
Copy !req
1235. Stop... just talk to me.
Copy !req
1236. Stop... just talk to me.
Copy !req
1237. Please, don't. Please, don't—
don't burn me, please!
Copy !req
1238. Ow... aah!
Copy !req
1239. I'm begging you.
Copy !req
1240. I-I don't know anything
about any of you fucking guys!
Copy !req
1241. I'm not going to
say anything.
Copy !req
1242. Don't! Please don't!
Copy !req
1243. You all through?
Copy !req
1244. You all through?
Copy !req
1245. Please, look, I got
a little kid at home.
Copy !req
1246. You all done?
Copy !req
1247. Don't. Don't!
Copy !req
1248. Have some fire, scarecrow.
Copy !req
1249. - Hey.
- Ah... shit.
Copy !req
1250. Hey, you.
Copy !req
1251. What's your name?
Copy !req
1252. Marvin.
Copy !req
1253. Marvin what?
Copy !req
1254. Marvin Nash.
Copy !req
1255. Listen to me,
Marvin, I'm a c-
Copy !req
1256. Listen to me,
Marvin Nash, I'm a cop.
Copy !req
1257. Yeah, I know.
Copy !req
1258. You do?
Copy !req
1259. Yeah, you're name's
Freddy something.
Copy !req
1260. Nuendyke,
Copy !req
1261. Freddy Nuendyke.
Copy !req
1262. Frankie Frechetti
Copy !req
1263. introduced us
about five months ago.
Copy !req
1264. Shit, I don't
remember that at all.
Copy !req
1265. I do.
Copy !req
1266. Fuck.
Copy !req
1267. Freddy.
Copy !req
1268. Freddy.
Copy !req
1269. Uh, Freddy.
Copy !req
1270. How do I look?
Copy !req
1271. What?
Copy !req
1272. What?
Copy !req
1273. I don't know what
to tell you, Marvin.
Copy !req
1274. That fuck.
Copy !req
1275. Oh, that sick fuck!
Copy !req
1276. That fucking bastard!
Copy !req
1277. Marvin, I need you
to hold on.
Copy !req
1278. There's cops waiting
to move in a block away.
Copy !req
1279. What the fuck are
they waiting for?
Copy !req
1280. This fucking guy
slashes my face,
Copy !req
1281. and he cuts
my fucking ear off!
Copy !req
1282. I'm fucking deformed!
Copy !req
1283. Fuck you!
Copy !req
1284. Fuck you! I'm fucking dying here!
Copy !req
1285. I'm fucking dying!
Copy !req
1286. They're not to make a move
Copy !req
1287. till Joe Cabot shows up.
Copy !req
1288. I was sent in to get him.
Copy !req
1289. All right?
Copy !req
1290. Now you heard 'em.
Copy !req
1291. They said he's on his way.
Copy !req
1292. Don't pussy out
on me now, Marvin.
Copy !req
1293. We're just going to
sit here and bleed
Copy !req
1294. till Joe Cabot sticks his fucking head
through that door.
Copy !req
1295. Say hello to a motherfucker
who's inside.
Copy !req
1296. Cabot's doing a job
and guess who he wants on.
Copy !req
1297. This better not be
some Freddy joke, man.
Copy !req
1298. This ain't no joke.
Copy !req
1299. I'm in there, up his ass.
Copy !req
1300. Nice Guy Eddie says
Joe wants to meet me.
Copy !req
1301. Says to hang at home
and wait for a call.
Copy !req
1302. After waiting
three goddamn days,
Copy !req
1303. he calls last night
and says Joe's ready.
Copy !req
1304. He'll pick me up
in 15 minutes.
Copy !req
1305. Who picked you up?
Copy !req
1306. Nice guy.
Copy !req
1307. Get to a bar—
Copy !req
1308. What bar?
Copy !req
1309. Smokey Pete's in Gardena.
Copy !req
1310. We get there, and I meetjoe
Copy !req
1311. and a guy named Mr. White,
Copy !req
1312. a phony name.
I'm Mr. Orange.
Copy !req
1313. Mr. Orange?
Copy !req
1314. Mr. Orange.
Copy !req
1315. O.K., Mr. Orange,
Copy !req
1316. have you ever seen
this motherfucker before?
Copy !req
1317. Who?
Copy !req
1318. Mr. White?
Copy !req
1319. Yes, Mr. Orange,
Mr. White.
Copy !req
1320. No, he ain't familiar.
Copy !req
1321. He ain't one of
Cabot's soldiers either.
Copy !req
1322. He's from out of town.
Copy !req
1323. Joe knows him good.
Copy !req
1324. How can you tell?
Copy !req
1325. The way they talk.
They're buddies.
Copy !req
1326. The two of you talk?
Copy !req
1327. Who, me andjoe?
Copy !req
1328. Mr. White.
Copy !req
1329. A little.
Copy !req
1330. About what?
Copy !req
1331. - Brewers.
- Milwaukee Brewers.
Copy !req
1332. They won
the night before.
Copy !req
1333. He made a killing.
Copy !req
1334. If this crook's a Brewers fan,
Copy !req
1335. his ass must be
from Wisconsin.
Copy !req
1336. And I'll bet you
that in Milwaukee
Copy !req
1337. they got a sheet on
this motherfucker's ass.
Copy !req
1338. So what I want you to do
Copy !req
1339. is to go through all the mugs
from Milwaukee
Copy !req
1340. with a history
ofarmed robbery.
Copy !req
1341. Put a name to the face.
Copy !req
1342. Nice work.
Copy !req
1343. Thank you, my man.
Copy !req
1344. How was Long Beach Mike's referral?
Copy !req
1345. Perfecto. He's backing
me up all the way.
Copy !req
1346. I said it was
Long Beach Mike,
Copy !req
1347. but when Nice Guy
called to check,
Copy !req
1348. he said it was a-O.K.
Copy !req
1349. He said I was a good thief.
Copy !req
1350. Do right by him.
He's a good guy.
Copy !req
1351. I wouldn't be inside without him.
Copy !req
1352. No, no, no, no, no.
Copy !req
1353. Long Beach Mike is not
your fucking amigo, man.
Copy !req
1354. Long Beach Mike
is a fucking scumbag.
Copy !req
1355. He's selling out his amigos.
Copy !req
1356. That's what kind of
a nice guy he fucking is.
Copy !req
1357. I'll take care of his ass,
Copy !req
1358. but you get that
scumbag out of mind
Copy !req
1359. and take care
of business, you hear?
Copy !req
1360. Gone.
Copy !req
1361. Use the commode story?
Copy !req
1362. What's the commode story?
Copy !req
1363. It's a scene, man.
Copy !req
1364. Memorize it.
Copy !req
1365. What?
Copy !req
1366. An undercover cop's
got to be Marlon Brando.
Copy !req
1367. Todo this job, you
got to be a great actor.
Copy !req
1368. You got to be
naturalistic as hell.
Copy !req
1369. If you ain't a great actor,
you're a bad actor,
Copy !req
1370. and bad acting is bullshit.
Copy !req
1371. Yeah. What is this?
Copy !req
1372. That's an amusing anecdote
about a drug deal.
Copy !req
1373. - What?
- Something funny that happened to you
Copy !req
1374. while you were doing
a fucking job, man.
Copy !req
1375. I got to memorize this?
Copy !req
1376. That's over four fucking pages.
Copy !req
1377. Think about it like it's a joke.
Copy !req
1378. Memorize what's important.
The rest make your own.
Copy !req
1379. You can tell a joke, right?
Copy !req
1380. No.
Copy !req
1381. Pretend you're Don Rickles
or somebody and tell the joke.
Copy !req
1382. Remember the details.
Copy !req
1383. It's the details
that sell your story.
Copy !req
1384. This story takes place
in a men's room.
Copy !req
1385. You got to know all the details
about the men's room—
Copy !req
1386. If they got paper towels
Copy !req
1387. or a blower to dry
your hands with,
Copy !req
1388. if the stalls got doors,
Copy !req
1389. if they got liquid soap
Copy !req
1390. or that pink granulated
powdered shit
Copy !req
1391. they used to use
in high school, remember?
Copy !req
1392. If they got hot water,
Copy !req
1393. if it stinks,
Copy !req
1394. if some nasty, low-life,
scum-ridden motherfucker
Copy !req
1395. sprayed diarrhea
all over one of the bowls.
Copy !req
1396. You got to know every detail
there is about this commode.
Copy !req
1397. You got to take all them details
and make them your own
Copy !req
1398. and remember
this story's about you
Copy !req
1399. and how you perceived
the events that went down.
Copy !req
1400. The only way to do
that, my brother—
Copy !req
1401. Keep saying it
Copy !req
1402. and saying it
and saying it
Copy !req
1403. and saying it
and saying it.
Copy !req
1404. This was during the Los Angeles
marijuana drought of 1986.
Copy !req
1405. I still had a connection,
which was insane,
Copy !req
1406. 'cause you couldn't get
any weed any-fucking-where.
Copy !req
1407. Anyway...
Copy !req
1408. I had a connection
with this hippie chick up in Santa Cruz.
Copy !req
1409. All my friends knew it.
They'd give me a call and say,
Copy !req
1410. "Hey, Freddy."
Copy !req
1411. "Hey, dude...
Copy !req
1412. "you getting some?
Copy !req
1413. Then get some
for me, too."
Copy !req
1414. They knew I still smoked.
Copy !req
1415. They asked me
to buy some for them
Copy !req
1416. when I was buying for me,
Copy !req
1417. but it got to be...
Copy !req
1418. got to be—
got to be...
Copy !req
1419. every time
I bought some weed,
Copy !req
1420. I was buying for five
different fucking people.
Copy !req
1421. Finally I said, "Fuck this shit.
Copy !req
1422. I'm making this bitch rich."
Copy !req
1423. She never even had
to meet these people.
Copy !req
1424. I was doing
all the work.
Copy !req
1425. That got to be a pain.
Copy !req
1426. People called all the time.
Copy !req
1427. I couldn't even rent a tape
Copy !req
1428. without six calls
interrupting me.
Copy !req
1429. "When's the next time
you're getting some?"
Copy !req
1430. "Motherfucker. I'm trying
to watch The Lost Boys.
Copy !req
1431. When I get some,
I'll let you know."
Copy !req
1432. Then these rink-a-dink
potheads come by—
Copy !req
1433. They're my friends, but still—
Copy !req
1434. I've got my shit in $60 bags.
Copy !req
1435. They want $10 worth.
Copy !req
1436. To break it up is a major pain.
Copy !req
1437. I don't even know
what $10 worth looks like.
Copy !req
1438. This is a very weird situation.
Copy !req
1439. I don't know if you
remember back in '86
Copy !req
1440. there was a major drought.
Copy !req
1441. Nobody had anything.
Copy !req
1442. People were living on resin—
Copy !req
1443. smoking the wood
in their pipes.
Copy !req
1444. This chick had a bunch.
Copy !req
1445. She's begging me to sell it.
Copy !req
1446. I said I wasn't
Joe the potman anymore,
Copy !req
1447. but I'd take a little
and sell to close, close friends.
Copy !req
1448. She agreed to
the same arrangement-
Copy !req
1449. 10% free pot for me—
if I helped her out that weekend.
Copy !req
1450. She didn't want to sell
her brick of weed alone.
Copy !req
1451. Her brother usually goes,
but he's in county unexpectedly.
Copy !req
1452. What for?
Copy !req
1453. Traffic tickets. Got a warrant.
Copy !req
1454. They stopped him for something,
found warrants on him,
Copy !req
1455. took him to county.
Copy !req
1456. She doesn't walk around
alone with all that weed.
Copy !req
1457. I don't want to do this.
Copy !req
1458. She keeps asking me.
Copy !req
1459. Finally I said O.K.
'Cause I'm sick of hearing it.
Copy !req
1460. Picking the guy up
at the train station—
Copy !req
1461. You go to pick up the buyer
with the weed on you?
Copy !req
1462. The guy needed it right away.
Copy !req
1463. Anyway, we're at the station
waiting for the guy.
Copy !req
1464. I'm carrying the weed
in a carry-on bag.
Copy !req
1465. I got to take a piss.
Copy !req
1466. I tell the connection
I'm going to the boys' room.
Copy !req
1467. So I walk in the men's room,
and who's standing there?
Copy !req
1468. Four Los Angeles County Sheriffs
and a German Shepherd.
Copy !req
1469. They're waiting for you?
Copy !req
1470. No, they're just
hanging out, talking.
Copy !req
1471. When I walked in,
Copy !req
1472. they all stopped talking
and looked at me.
Copy !req
1473. Ha ha ha.
Copy !req
1474. That's hard, man.
Copy !req
1475. That's a fucking
hard situation.
Copy !req
1476. German Shepherd
starts barking.
Copy !req
1477. He's barking at me.
Copy !req
1478. I mean, it's obvious.
He's barking at me.
Copy !req
1479. Every nerve-ending,
all my senses,
Copy !req
1480. blood in my veins,
Copy !req
1481. everything I have is
screaming, "Take off, man!
Copy !req
1482. Get the fuck out of there!"
Copy !req
1483. Panic hits me
like a bucket ofwater.
Copy !req
1484. First the shock-
Bam! Right in the face.
Copy !req
1485. I'm standing
drenched in panic.
Copy !req
1486. All these sheriffs looking at me,
Copy !req
1487. and they know.
They can smell it.
Copy !req
1488. Sure as that dog can,
they can smell it.
Copy !req
1489. Shut up!
Copy !req
1490. So anyway, I've got
my gun drawn, right?
Copy !req
1491. It's pointed right at this guy.
Copy !req
1492. I tell him, "Don't fucking move,"
Copy !req
1493. and this little idiot's
looking right at me,
Copy !req
1494. nodding his head yeah,
Copy !req
1495. saying, "I know. I know. I know."
Copy !req
1496. But meanwhile his right hand's
creeping towards the glove box.
Copy !req
1497. I scream at him,
Copy !req
1498. "Asshole! I'm going to
blow you away right now!
Copy !req
1499. Put your hands on the dash!"
Copy !req
1500. And he's still looking at me,
Copy !req
1501. nodding his head,
"I know, buddy. I know."
Copy !req
1502. And meanwhile his hand's
still going for the glove box,
Copy !req
1503. and I said, "Buddy, I'm going
to shoot you in the face
Copy !req
1504. if you don't put your hands
on the fucking dash!"
Copy !req
1505. And this guy's girlfriend—
Copy !req
1506. This real sexy oriental bitch, you know?
Copy !req
1507. She starts screaming at him,
Copy !req
1508. "What are you doing?
Copy !req
1509. Put your hands on the dash!"
Copy !req
1510. So the guy snaps out of it
Copy !req
1511. and casually puts
his hands on the dash.
Copy !req
1512. What was he going for?
Copy !req
1513. His fucking registration.
Copy !req
1514. Ha ha!
You're kidding!
Copy !req
1515. No. Stupid fucking citizen
Copy !req
1516. doesn't know how close he came
to getting blown away.
Copy !req
1517. That close, man.
Copy !req
1518. A neighborhood bonehead
screaming police brutality—
Copy !req
1519. You knew how to handle
that situation.
Copy !req
1520. Just shit your pants
and dive in and swim.
Copy !req
1521. Tell me more about Cabot.
Copy !req
1522. Well, I don't know.
Copy !req
1523. He's- He's a cool guy.
Copy !req
1524. Huh?
Copy !req
1525. He's funny.
Copy !req
1526. He's a funny guy.
Copy !req
1527. You remember
The Fantastic Four?
Copy !req
1528. Oh, yeah, with that,
uh, invisible bitch
Copy !req
1529. and, uh, flame-on and shit, right?
Copy !req
1530. Thing...
Copy !req
1531. motherfucker looks
just like the Thing.
Copy !req
1532. Yeah.
Copy !req
1533. Hey.
Copy !req
1534. Showtime.
Copy !req
1535. Grab your jacket.
Copy !req
1536. I'm parked outside.
Copy !req
1537. Be right down.
Copy !req
1538. He'll be right down.
Copy !req
1539. Don't pussy out
on me now.
Copy !req
1540. They don't know.
Copy !req
1541. They don't know shit.
Copy !req
1542. You're not going
to get hurt.
Copy !req
1543. You're fucking Baretta.
Copy !req
1544. They believe
every fucking word
Copy !req
1545. 'cause you're supercool.
Copy !req
1546. The guy has to have
rocks in his head
Copy !req
1547. the size of Gibraltar
to work undercover.
Copy !req
1548. You want one of these?
Copy !req
1549. Yeah. Give me the bear claw.
Copy !req
1550. I know what
I'm talking about.
Copy !req
1551. Black women ain't
the same as white women.
Copy !req
1552. There's a slight difference.
Copy !req
1553. You know what I mean.
Copy !req
1554. What a white bitch
will put up with
Copy !req
1555. a black bitch
wouldn't put up with for a minute.
Copy !req
1556. If you cross their line,
they fuck you up.
Copy !req
1557. I agree with Pink.
Copy !req
1558. If this is such a truism,
Copy !req
1559. how come
every nigger I know
Copy !req
1560. treats his woman
like a piece of shit?
Copy !req
1561. They show their ass in public,
Copy !req
1562. but when their bitches
get them home,
Copy !req
1563. they chill the fuck out.
Copy !req
1564. Not these guys.
Copy !req
1565. Yeah, those guys, too.
Copy !req
1566. Tell you guys a story—
Copy !req
1567. One of Daddy's clubs—
Copy !req
1568. There was a black cocktail waitress
named E. Lois.
Copy !req
1569. E. Lois?
Copy !req
1570. E. Lois. E...
Copy !req
1571. and Lois.
Copy !req
1572. They called her Lady E.
Copy !req
1573. Where was she from, Compton?
Copy !req
1574. Ha ha ha ha ha!
Copy !req
1575. She was from
Ladera Heights.
Copy !req
1576. That's the black
Beverly Hills.
Copy !req
1577. It's not the black
Beverly Hills.
Copy !req
1578. It's the black Palos Verdes.
Copy !req
1579. Anyway...
Copy !req
1580. Lady E—
Copy !req
1581. Lady E, she was
a man-eater-upper.
Copy !req
1582. Un-fucking-believeable.
Copy !req
1583. Every guy that ever
laid his eyes on her
Copy !req
1584. had to jack off to her
at least once.
Copy !req
1585. She looked
like Christie Love.
Copy !req
1586. Remember that TV show
about the black female cop?
Copy !req
1587. She always used to say,
Copy !req
1588. - "You're under arrest, sugar."
- "You're under arrest, sugar."
Copy !req
1589. Who was the chick
who played Christie Love?
Copy !req
1590. Pam Grier.
Copy !req
1591. No, Pam Grier
was the other one.
Copy !req
1592. Pam Grier did the film.
Copy !req
1593. Christie Love was a Pam Grier
TV show without Pam Grier.
Copy !req
1594. So who was Christie Love?
Copy !req
1595. How should I know?
Copy !req
1596. Great, now I'm totally
fucking tortured.
Copy !req
1597. Whoever it was,
she looked exactly like E. Lois.
Copy !req
1598. Anne Francis.
Copy !req
1599. No, that was Honey West.
Copy !req
1600. Anne Francis is white.
Copy !req
1601. I'm trying to tell a story.
Copy !req
1602. She looked exactly like E. Lois.
Copy !req
1603. Anyway, I come
into the club one night.
Copy !req
1604. There's Carlos.
Copy !req
1605. He's a wetback.
He's a friend of mine.
Copy !req
1606. I says to him,
Copy !req
1607. "Carlos, where's Lady E tonight?"
Copy !req
1608. Apparently Lady E was married
to a real piece of dog shit,
Copy !req
1609. a real fucking animal.
Copy !req
1610. He used to do things to her.
Copy !req
1611. Do things— Do things. Like what?
Copy !req
1612. What would he do,
beat her up?
Copy !req
1613. I don't know what.
He just did things.
Copy !req
1614. So, anyway,
Copy !req
1615. one night she
plays it real cool.
Copy !req
1616. She waits for this bag of shit
to get drunk.
Copy !req
1617. He falls asleep
on the couch.
Copy !req
1618. She sneaks up on him.
Copy !req
1619. She puts wacko glue
on his dick
Copy !req
1620. and glues it to his belly.
Copy !req
1621. - No.
- Jesus Christ.
Copy !req
1622. I'm serious, man.
Copy !req
1623. I'm serious.
I'm dead serious.
Copy !req
1624. They had to call
the paramedics
Copy !req
1625. to cut the prick loose, literally.
Copy !req
1626. Was he pissed off?
Copy !req
1627. How would you feel
if every time you had to take a piss
Copy !req
1628. you had to do
a fucking handstand?
Copy !req
1629. You guys like to tell jokes
and kid around, huh?
Copy !req
1630. Giggling like a bunch of
broads in the school yard.
Copy !req
1631. Well, let me tell a joke.
Copy !req
1632. Five guys sitting
in a bull pen,
Copy !req
1633. San Quentin,
Copy !req
1634. wondering how the fuck
they got there.
Copy !req
1635. "What did we do wrong?
Copy !req
1636. "What didn't we do?
Copy !req
1637. It's your fault,
my fault, his fault."
Copy !req
1638. All that bullshit.
Copy !req
1639. Finally someone's
got an idea—
Copy !req
1640. "Wait a minute.
Copy !req
1641. "While we were
planning this caper,
Copy !req
1642. all we did was sit around
and tell jokes."
Copy !req
1643. Got the message?
Copy !req
1644. Fellas, I don't mean
to holler at you.
Copy !req
1645. When this caper's over,
Copy !req
1646. and I'm sure it's
going to be successful,
Copy !req
1647. we'll go to Hawaii.
Copy !req
1648. I'll roar and laugh
with all of you.
Copy !req
1649. You'll find me different.
Copy !req
1650. Right now
it's a matter of business.
Copy !req
1651. With the exception
of Eddie and myself,
Copy !req
1652. whom you already know,
Copy !req
1653. we're going to be using
aliases on this job.
Copy !req
1654. Under no circumstances
Copy !req
1655. do I want any one of you
Copy !req
1656. to relate to each other
by your Christian names,
Copy !req
1657. and I don't want any talk
about yourself personally.
Copy !req
1658. That includes
where you been,
Copy !req
1659. your wife's name,
Copy !req
1660. where you
might've done time,
Copy !req
1661. or a bank maybe you
robbed in St. Petersburg.
Copy !req
1662. All I want you guys
to talk about
Copy !req
1663. if you have to, is
what you're going to do.
Copy !req
1664. That should do it.
Copy !req
1665. Here are your names...
Copy !req
1666. Mr. Brown,
Copy !req
1667. Mr. White,
Copy !req
1668. Mr. Blonde,
Copy !req
1669. Mr. Blue, Mr. Orange,
Copy !req
1670. and Mr. Pink.
Copy !req
1671. Why am I Mr. Pink?
Copy !req
1672. Because you're
a faggot, all right?
Copy !req
1673. - Why can't we pick our own colors?
- No way.
Copy !req
1674. Tried it once.
It doesn't work.
Copy !req
1675. You get four guys
fighting over
Copy !req
1676. who's going to be Mr. Black.
Copy !req
1677. They don't know each other.
Nobody wants to back down.
Copy !req
1678. Noway. I pick.
You're Mr. Pink.
Copy !req
1679. Be thankful
you're not Mr. Yellow.
Copy !req
1680. Mr. Brown, that's
a little too close to Mr. Shit.
Copy !req
1681. Mr. Pink sounds like Mr. Pussy.
Copy !req
1682. How about
if I'm Mr. Purple?
Copy !req
1683. I'll be Mr. Purple.
Copy !req
1684. You're not Mr. Purple.
Copy !req
1685. Some guy on some
other job is Mr. Purple.
Copy !req
1686. You're Mr. Pink.
Copy !req
1687. Who cares
what your name is?
Copy !req
1688. That's easy for you to say.
Copy !req
1689. You're Mr. White.
That's a cool name.
Copy !req
1690. If it's no big deal,
you want to trade?
Copy !req
1691. Hey, nobody's trading
with anybody.
Copy !req
1692. This ain't a goddamn
fucking city council meeting, you know.
Copy !req
1693. Now listen up, Mr. Pink.
Copy !req
1694. There's two ways
you can go on this job—
Copy !req
1695. my way or the highway.
Copy !req
1696. What's it going
to be, Mr. Pink?
Copy !req
1697. Jesus Christ.
Fucking forget about it.
Copy !req
1698. It's beneath me.
I'm Mr. Pink. Let's move on.
Copy !req
1699. I'll move on
when I feel like it.
Copy !req
1700. All you guys got
the goddamn message?
Copy !req
1701. I'm so goddamn mad
hollering at you guys,
Copy !req
1702. I can hardly talk.
Copy !req
1703. Let's go to work.
Copy !req
1704. Let's go over it.
Where are you?
Copy !req
1705. I stand outside.
Copy !req
1706. I let nobody in or out.
Copy !req
1707. Mr. Brown?
Copy !req
1708. Mr. Brown waits in the car.
Copy !req
1709. When I give the signal,
he pulls up to the store.
Copy !req
1710. Mr. Blonde and Mr. Blue?
Copy !req
1711. Crowd control— they handle
the customers and the employees.
Copy !req
1712. That girl's ass?
Copy !req
1713. It's sitting right here on my dick.
Copy !req
1714. Myselfand Mr. Pink?
Copy !req
1715. You two take the manager
in the back
Copy !req
1716. and make him give you
the diamonds.
Copy !req
1717. We're there for
those stones, period.
Copy !req
1718. Since no display cases are being
fucked with, no alarms should go off.
Copy !req
1719. We're out of there
in two minutes,
Copy !req
1720. not one second longer.
Copy !req
1721. What happens if the manager
won't give you the diamonds?
Copy !req
1722. A store like this
is insured up the ass.
Copy !req
1723. They're not supposed
to give any resistance.
Copy !req
1724. If you get a customer
or an employee
Copy !req
1725. who thinks
he's Charles Branson,
Copy !req
1726. take the butt of your gun
and smash their nose in.
Copy !req
1727. It drops him right
to the floor screaming.
Copy !req
1728. Blood squirts out of his nose.
Copy !req
1729. Nobody says shit after that.
Copy !req
1730. You might get some bitch
talk shit to you.
Copy !req
1731. Give her a look like you're going
to smash her face next,
Copy !req
1732. watch her
shut the fuck up.
Copy !req
1733. Managers know better
than to fuck around.
Copy !req
1734. If you get one that's
giving you static,
Copy !req
1735. he probably thinks
he's a cowboy,
Copy !req
1736. so break him in two.
Copy !req
1737. If there's something
he won't tell you,
Copy !req
1738. cut off one of his fingers—
the little one.
Copy !req
1739. Tell him his thumb's next.
Copy !req
1740. After that, he'll tell you
if he wears ladies' underwear.
Copy !req
1741. I'm hungry. Let's get a taco.
Copy !req
1742. Come on!
Copy !req
1743. Fuck!
Copy !req
1744. Jesus.
Copy !req
1745. I'm blind, man.
Copy !req
1746. I'm fucking blind.
Copy !req
1747. You just got blood
in your eyes, all right?
Copy !req
1748. Aah!
Copy !req
1749. Is he dead?
Copy !req
1750. Did he die or not?
Copy !req
1751. Let's go.
Copy !req
1752. Hold it!
Copy !req
1753. Hold it! Right there!
Copy !req
1754. Get out of
the fucking car!
Copy !req
1755. Aah!
Copy !req
1756. Aah!
Copy !req
1757. I'm sorry, Larry.
Copy !req
1758. I-I can't believe
she killed me!
Copy !req
1759. Who the fuck would
have thought that?
Copy !req
1760. Hey! Just cancel
that shit right now!
Copy !req
1761. You're hurt!
Copy !req
1762. You're hurt
real fucking bad,
Copy !req
1763. but you ain't dying!
Copy !req
1764. Oh... all this blood
scares the shit out of me, Larry!
Copy !req
1765. I'm going to die! I know it!
Copy !req
1766. Aah!
Copy !req
1767. Ah.
Copy !req
1768. What the fuck happened?
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1769. He slashed the cop's face.
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1770. He was going to
burn him alive.
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1771. What? I didn't hear you.
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1772. I said...
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1773. Blonde went crazy.
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1774. He slashed the cop's face,
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1775. cut off his ear,
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1776. was going to burn him alive.
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1777. This cop?
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1778. He went crazy?
Something like that?
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1779. Worse or better?
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1780. Eddie, he was
pulling a burn, man.
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1781. He was going to
kill the cop and me.
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1782. When you guys walked in,
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1783. he was going to
blow you to hell
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1784. and make off
with the diamonds.
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1785. That sick piece of shit
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1786. was a stone-cold psycho.
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1787. You could've asked the cop
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1788. if you didn't just kill him.
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1789. He talked about what
he was going to do
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1790. when he was
slicing him up.
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1791. I don't buy it.
It doesn't make sense.
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1792. Makes perfect fucking
sense to me.
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1793. You weren't there
during the job
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1794. you didn't see
how he acted. We did.
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1795. He's right about the ear.
It's hacked off.
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1796. Let me just
say this out loud,
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1797. 'cause I want to get
this straight in my head.
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1798. You're saying that Mr. Blonde
was going to kill you,
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1799. then when we got back,
he was going to kill us,
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1800. take the satchel
of diamonds, and scram.
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1801. I'm right about that?
That's your story?
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1802. I swear on my
mother's eternal soul
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1803. that's what happened.
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1804. The man you just killed
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1805. just got released
from prison.
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1806. He got caught at a company warehouse
full of hot items.
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1807. He could have
fucking walked.
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1808. All he had to do
was say my dad's name,
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1809. but he kept his
fucking mouth shut.
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1810. And he did his fucking time,
like a man.
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1811. He did four years for us.
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1812. So, Mr. Orange,
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1813. you're telling me this
very good friend of mine,
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1814. who did four years
for my father,
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1815. who, in four years,
never made a deal,
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1816. no matter what they
dangled in front of him,
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1817. you're telling me now
that this man is free
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1818. and we're making good
on our commitment to him,
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1819. he's just going to decide,
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1820. out of the fucking blue,
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1821. to rip us off?
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1822. Why don't you tell me
what really happened?
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1823. What the hell for?
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1824. It'djust be
more bullshit.
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1825. This man set us up.
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1826. Dad, I'm sorry, but I don't know
what the hell's happening.
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1827. It's all right, Eddie. I do.
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1828. What the fuck are
you talking about?
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1829. That lump ofshit's
working with the L.A.P.D.
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1830. Joe, I don't have the slightest
fucking idea
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1831. what you're talking about.
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1832. I don't know
what you think you know,
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1833. but you're wrong.
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1834. Like hell I am.
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1835. Trust me on this.
You've made a mistake.
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1836. He's a good kid.
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1837. I understand. You're hot.
You're superfucking pissed.
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1838. We're all real emotional.
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1839. But you're barking up
the wrong tree.
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1840. I know this man.
He wouldn't do that.
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1841. You don't know jack shit!
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1842. I do!
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1843. The cocksucker
tipped off the cops
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1844. and had Mr. Brown
and Mr. Blue killed.
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1845. Mr. Blue is dead?
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1846. Dead as Dillinger.
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1847. How do you know all this?
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1848. He's the only one
I wasn't 100% on.
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1849. I should have my
fucking head examined,
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1850. going ahead
when I wasn't 100%.
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1851. That's your proof?
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1852. You don't need proof
when you have instinct.
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1853. I ignored it before,
but no more.
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1854. Have you lost
your fucking mind?
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1855. Joe,
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1856. you're making
a terrible mistake.
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1857. I won't let you make it.
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1858. Come on, guys.
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1859. Nobody wants this.
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1860. We're supposed to be
fucking professionals.
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1861. All right, look,
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1862. it's been quite a long time,
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1863. a lot of jobs.
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1864. There's no need for this, man.
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1865. Let's just
put our guns down,
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1866. and let's settle this
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1867. with a fucking conversation.
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1868. Joe, if you kill that man,
you die next.
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1869. I repeat— if you kill that man,
you die next.
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1870. Larry, we have been friends,
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1871. and you respect my dad
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1872. and I respect you,
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1873. but I will put fucking bullets
through your heart.
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1874. Put that gun down.
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1875. Goddamn you, Joe.
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1876. Don't make me do this.
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1877. Larry, stop pointing
that fucking gun at my dad!
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1878. I'm sorry, kid.
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1879. Looks like we're
going to—
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1880. Do—
Do a little time.
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1881. I'm a cop.
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1882. Larry...
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1883. I'm sorry.
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1884. I'm so—
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1885. I'm sorry.
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1886. I'm a cop.
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1887. Oh!
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1888. Oh!
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1889. Oh.
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1890. Sorry.
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1891. I'm sorry.
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1892. I'm sorry.
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1893. Larry!
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1894. Freeze!
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1895. Drop the fucking gun, buddy!
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1896. Put the gun down!
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1897. - Don't do it!
- Drop the gun, man!
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1898. Drop the gun!
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1899. Drop the fucking gun!
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1900. We're going to
fucking blow you away!
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