1. Let me tell you what
"Like A Virgin" is about.Copy !req
2. It's all about a girl
who digs a guy with a big dick.Copy !req
3. The entire song
is a metaphor for big dicks.Copy !req
4. No, it ain't.Copy !req
5. It's about a girl
who's very vulnerable.Copy !req
6. She's been fucked over a few times
and she meets a guy who's sensitive.Copy !req
7. Whoa. Timeout.
Tell that bullshit to the tourists.Copy !req
8. Toby? Who the fuck is Toby?Copy !req
9. "Like A Virgin" is not about some
sensitive girl who meets a nice fella.Copy !req
10. That's what "True Blue" is about.
No argument about that.Copy !req
11. - Which one is "True Blue"?
- It was a big-ass hit for Madonna.Copy !req
12. I don't even follow that top-of-the-pops
shit, and I've heard of "True Blue."Copy !req
13. I didn't say I ain't heard of it.
All I asked is, how's it go?Copy !req
14. Excuse me for not being
the world's biggest Madonna fan.Copy !req
15. Personally, I can do without her.Copy !req
16. I used to like her early stuff,
"Borderline"...Copy !req
17. but once she got off with that
"Papa, Don't Preach" phase, I tuned out.Copy !req
18. Hey, you guys are making me
lose my train of thought here.Copy !req
19. I was sayin' something.
What was it?Copy !req
20. Oh, Toby's that
little Chinese girl.Copy !req
21. - What was her last name?
- What's that?Copy !req
22. It's an old address book I found in
a coat I haven't worn in a coon's age.Copy !req
23. - What was that name?
- What the fuck was I talkin' about?Copy !req
24. You said "True Blue"
was about a guy...Copy !req
25. a sensitive girl
who meets a nice guy...Copy !req
26. but "Like A Virgin"
was a metaphor for big dicks.Copy !req
27. Let me tell you what
"Like A Virgin" is about.Copy !req
28. It's all about this cooze
who's a regular fuck machine.Copy !req
29. I'm talkin' morning, day,
night, afternoon...Copy !req
30. dick, dick, dick, dick, dick,
dick, dick, dick, dick!Copy !req
31. - How many "dicks" is that?
- A lot.Copy !req
32. Then one day, she meets
this John Holmes motherfucker.Copy !req
33. It's like, "Whoa, baby." He's like
Charles Bronson in "The Great Escape."Copy !req
34. He's diggin' tunnels.
Now she's gettin' serious dick action.Copy !req
35. She's feelin' somethin' she ain't
felt since forever: Pain, pain.Copy !req
36. Chew? Toby Chew?Copy !req
37. It hurts. It hurts her.Copy !req
38. It shouldn't hurt her.
Her pussy should be Bubble-Yum by now.Copy !req
39. But when this cat
fucks her, it hurts.Copy !req
40. It hurts just like it did
the first time.Copy !req
41. You see, the pain
is reminding a fuck machine...Copy !req
42. what it was once like
to be a virgin.Copy !req
43. Hence, "Like A Virgin."Copy !req
44. Wong.Copy !req
45. - Give me that fuckin' thing.
- What in hell do you think you're doin'?Copy !req
46. I'm sick of hearin' it, Joe.
I'll give it back to you when we leave.Copy !req
47. What do you mean, when we leave?
Give me it back now!Copy !req
48. For the past 15 minutes now,
you've been droning on about names.Copy !req
49. "Toby. Toby?Copy !req
50. Toby? Toby Wong.Copy !req
51. Toby Wong? Toby Wong.Copy !req
52. Toby Chung fuckin' Charlie Chan."Copy !req
53. I've got Madonna's big dick
comin' out of my left ear...Copy !req
54. and Toby the Jap... I don't know what...
comin' out of my right.Copy !req
55. Give me that book.Copy !req
56. Are you gonna put it away?Copy !req
57. I'm gonna do whatever
the fuck I want with it.Copy !req
58. Well, then I'm afraid
I'm gonna have to keep it.Copy !req
59. Hey, Joe,
want me to shoot this guy?Copy !req
60. Shit.Copy !req
61. You shoot me in a dream,
you better wake up and apologize.Copy !req
62. You guys been listenin' to K-BILLY's
"Super Sounds of the '70s" weekend?Copy !req
63. Yeah. That's fuckin' great.Copy !req
64. - You believe the songs they're playin'?
- Know what I heard the other day?Copy !req
65. "Heartbeat, It's a Lovebeat" by little
Tony DeFranco and the DeFranco family.Copy !req
66. I haven't heard that song since
I was in the fifth fuckin' grade.Copy !req
67. When I was comin' down here, "The Night
the Lights Went Out in Georgia" came on.Copy !req
68. I ain't heard that song
since it was big.Copy !req
69. But when it was big, I must've heard it
a million-trillion fuckin' times.Copy !req
70. But this is the first time
I ever realized...Copy !req
71. that the girl singin' the song
is the one who shot Andy.Copy !req
72. You didn't know that Vickie Lawrence
was the one who shot Andy?Copy !req
73. - I thought the cheatin' wife shot Andy.
- They say that at the end of the song.Copy !req
74. I know, motherfucker. I just heard it.
That's what I'm talkin' about.Copy !req
75. I must've zoned out
during that part before.Copy !req
76. All right,
I'll take care of the check.Copy !req
77. You guys can get the tip.Copy !req
78. Should be about a buck apiece.Copy !req
79. And you, when I come back
I want my book.Copy !req
80. Sorry. It's my book now.Copy !req
81. Hey, I changed my mind.
Shoot this piece of shit, will ya?Copy !req
82. All right, everybody cough up
some green for the little lady.Copy !req
83. Come on, throw in a buck.Copy !req
84. I don't tip.Copy !req
85. - You don't tip?
- I don't believe in it.Copy !req
86. You don't believe in tipping?Copy !req
87. Do you know what these chicks make?
They make shit.Copy !req
88. If she don't make enough money,
she can quit.Copy !req
89. I don't even know a fuckin' Jew
who'd have the balls to say that.Copy !req
90. Let me get this straight.
You don't ever tip, huh?Copy !req
91. I don't tip because
society says I have to.Copy !req
92. If they really put forth the effort,
I'll give 'em somethin' extra.Copy !req
93. But this tipping automatically,
it's for the birds.Copy !req
94. As far as I'm concerned,
they're just doin' their job.Copy !req
95. - This girl was nice.
- She was okay.Copy !req
96. - She wasn't anything special.
- What's special?Copy !req
97. Take you in the back
and suck your dick?Copy !req
98. I'd go over 12% for that.Copy !req
99. I ordered coffee, all right?
She's only filled my cup three times.Copy !req
100. I want it filled six times.Copy !req
101. Six times? Well, what if
she's too fuckin' busy?Copy !req
102. The words "too fuckin' busy"
shouldn't be in a waitress's vocabulary.Copy !req
103. Excuse me, Mr. Pink,
but the last fuckin' thing you need's...Copy !req
104. another cup of coffee.Copy !req
105. These ladies aren't starvin' to death.
They make minimum wage.Copy !req
106. I used to work minimum wage,
and when I did...Copy !req
107. I wasn't lucky enough to have a job
that society deemed tip-worthy.Copy !req
108. You don't care they're
countin' on your tips to live?Copy !req
109. You know what this is?Copy !req
110. The world's smallest violin,
playin' just for the waitresses.Copy !req
111. You don't have any idea
what you're talkin' about.Copy !req
112. These people bust their ass.
This is a hard job.Copy !req
113. So's working at McDonald's,
but you don't feel the need to tip them.Copy !req
114. They're servin' you food,
but society says...Copy !req
115. "Don't tip these guys over here,
but tip these guys." That's bullshit.Copy !req
116. Waitressing is
the number-one occupation...Copy !req
117. for female non-college graduates
in this country.Copy !req
118. It's the one job basically
any woman can get and make a living on.Copy !req
119. The reason is
because of their tips.Copy !req
120. Fuck all that.Copy !req
121. I'm very sorry the government
taxes their tips.Copy !req
122. That's fucked up.
That ain't my fault.Copy !req
123. It would appear that waitresses
are one of the many groups...Copy !req
124. the government fucks in the ass
on a regular basis.Copy !req
125. Show me a paper that says the government
shouldn't do that, I'll sign it.Copy !req
126. I'll vote for it.
But what I won't do is play ball.Copy !req
127. This non-college bullshit, I got two
words for that: Learn to fuckin' type.Copy !req
128. If you're expectin' me to help out with
the rent, you're in for a big surprise.Copy !req
129. He's convinced me.
Give me my dollar back.Copy !req
130. Hey. Leave the dollars there.Copy !req
131. All right, ramblers,
let's get ramblin'.Copy !req
132. Wait a minute.
Who didn't throw in?Copy !req
133. - Mr. Pink.
- Mr. Pink?Copy !req
134. - Why not?
- He don't tip.Copy !req
135. He don't tip?Copy !req
136. - You don't tip?
- He don't believe in it.Copy !req
137. Shut up. What do you mean,
you don't believe in it?Copy !req
138. Cough up a buck, you cheap bastard.
I paid for your goddamn breakfast.Copy !req
139. Since you bought breakfast, I'll put in.
But normally I would never do this.Copy !req
140. Never mind what you
normally would do.Copy !req
141. Just cough in your goddamn buck
like everybody else. Thank you.Copy !req
142. That was the Partridge Family's
"Doesn't Somebody Want To Be Wanted?"...Copy !req
143. followed by Edison Lighthouse's...Copy !req
144. "Love Grows Where
My Rosemary Goes"...Copy !req
145. as K-BILLY's
"Super Sounds of the '70s" weekend...Copy !req
146. just keeps on truckin'.Copy !req
147. I'm gonna die.Copy !req
148. I'm gonna die!Copy !req
149. Just hold on, buddy boy!Copy !req
150. I'm gonna die!Copy !req
151. - I'm sorry!
- Give me your hand.Copy !req
152. I can't believe she killed me, man!
Who'd have fuckin' thought that?Copy !req
153. Hey, just cancel
that shit right now!Copy !req
154. You're hurt. You're hurt
real fuckin' bad, but you ain't dying!Copy !req
155. All this blood's scarin'
the shit out of me, Larry!Copy !req
156. I'm gonna die!
I know it!Copy !req
157. Excuse me, I didn't realize
you had a degree in medicine.Copy !req
158. Are you a doctor?Copy !req
159. Are you a doctor?Copy !req
160. Answer me, please!
Are you a doctor?Copy !req
161. No, I'm not.
I'm not.Copy !req
162. So you admit you don't know
what you're talkin' about.Copy !req
163. If you're through givin' me your
amateur opinion, lie back and listen.Copy !req
164. I'm takin' you back to the rendezvous,
Joe's gonna get you a doctor...Copy !req
165. the doctor's gonna
fix you up and...Copy !req
166. you're gonna be okay.Copy !req
167. Now say it!
You're gonna be okay!Copy !req
168. Say it!Copy !req
169. You're gonna be okay!Copy !req
170. Say the goddamn words!
You're gonna be okay!Copy !req
171. Oh, God!Copy !req
172. Say the goddamn fuckin' words!Copy !req
173. Say it!Copy !req
174. Okay, Larry.Copy !req
175. Correct! Correct!Copy !req
176. I'm okay.Copy !req
177. Look where we are.Copy !req
178. Look where we are.Copy !req
179. She had a baby, man.
She had a baby!Copy !req
180. We're in a warehouse.Copy !req
181. Who's a tough guy?
Who's a tough guy?Copy !req
182. Come on, who's a tough guy?Copy !req
183. Who's a tough guy?
You're a tough guy.Copy !req
184. You're a fuckin' tough guy.Copy !req
185. We're in a warehouse.
Look where we are.Copy !req
186. We made it. We made it.Copy !req
187. We fuckin' made it.
We have fuckin' made it.Copy !req
188. We're in a warehouse.
Look where we are.Copy !req
189. Look where we are.Copy !req
190. Hold on. Hold on.Copy !req
191. - Shit!
- Stop bangin' your head.Copy !req
192. You're gonna bang
a fuckin' hole in the floor.Copy !req
193. You don't wanna hurt
the fuckin' floor, do you?Copy !req
194. I can't do anything for you.Copy !req
195. But when Joe gets here...Copy !req
196. which should be any time now...Copy !req
197. he's gonna help you out,
he's gonna take care of you.Copy !req
198. We're gonna sit
and wait for Joe.Copy !req
199. - Who are we waitin' for?
- Joe.Copy !req
200. Larry, I'm fucking scared, man.Copy !req
201. Would you please hold me?Copy !req
202. Yeah, sure.Copy !req
203. You go ahead and be scared.Copy !req
204. You've been brave enough
for one day.Copy !req
205. I just want you
to relax now, okay?Copy !req
206. You're not gonna fuckin' die.
You're gonna be fine.Copy !req
207. When Joe gets here,
he'll make you 100% again.Copy !req
208. Am I hurt?
I'm hurt bad, Larry.Copy !req
209. It's not good, no.Copy !req
210. Hey, Larry...Copy !req
211. bless your heart
for what you're tryin' to do.Copy !req
212. I was panicking
for a minute back there.Copy !req
213. But I got my senses back now.Copy !req
214. The situation is,
I'm shot in the belly.Copy !req
215. Without medical attention,
I'm gonna die.Copy !req
216. - I can't take you to a hospital.
- Fuck jail, man!Copy !req
217. You don't have to take me in.
Just drive me up to the front, man.Copy !req
218. Just drop me on the sidewalk.
I'll take care of myself.Copy !req
219. I won't tell 'em anything, man.
I won't tell 'em anything.Copy !req
220. I swear to fucking God, man.Copy !req
221. Just look in my eyes, Larry.
Look in my eyes.Copy !req
222. I won't tell them anything.Copy !req
223. You'll be safe, man.Copy !req
224. You're not gonna fuckin' die, kid.
All right?Copy !req
225. Listen to me.
You're gonna be fine.Copy !req
226. Along with the kneecap...Copy !req
227. the gut is the most painful area
a guy can get shot in.Copy !req
228. No shit!Copy !req
229. But it takes a long time
to die from it.Copy !req
230. I'm talkin' days.Copy !req
231. You're gonna wish you were dead, but
it takes days to die from your wound.Copy !req
232. Time is on your side.Copy !req
233. Was that a fucking setup, or what?Copy !req
234. Shit. Orange got tagged?Copy !req
235. Gut shot.Copy !req
236. Fuck. Where's Brown?Copy !req
237. Dead.Copy !req
238. How did he die?Copy !req
239. How the fuck do you think?
The cops shot him.Copy !req
240. This is bad.Copy !req
241. This is so fucking bad.
Is it bad?Copy !req
242. As opposed to good?Copy !req
243. Man, this is fucked up.Copy !req
244. This is so fucked up.Copy !req
245. Somebody fucked us up
big time, man.Copy !req
246. - You really think we were set up?
- Do you even doubt it, man?Copy !req
247. I don't think we got set up, I know it.
Where did all those cops come from, huh?Copy !req
248. One minute they're not there,
and the next minute they're there.Copy !req
249. I didn't hear any sirens.
The alarm went off, okay?Copy !req
250. When an alarm goes, you got
a four-minute response time.Copy !req
251. Unless a patrol car is cruising
that street at that moment...Copy !req
252. you got four minutes before
they can realistically respond.Copy !req
253. In one minute, there were
17 blue boys out there...Copy !req
254. all knowing exactly what the fuck they
were doing, and they were all there!Copy !req
255. Remember that second wave
that showed up in the cars?Copy !req
256. Those were the ones responding to the
alarm, but those first motherfuckers...Copy !req
257. they were there
and they were waitin' for us.Copy !req
258. Haven't you fuckin'
thought about this?Copy !req
259. I haven't had a chance to think.Copy !req
260. First I was just tryin'
to get the fuck outta there.Copy !req
261. And after we got away,
I've just been dealin' with him.Copy !req
262. Better start thinkin' about it,
'cause that's all I'm thinkin' about.Copy !req
263. I wasn't even gonna come here.
I was just gonna drive off, man...Copy !req
264. because whoever set us up
knows about this place.Copy !req
265. There could've been cops here waitin'!
There could be cops comin' right now!Copy !req
266. Let's go in the other room.
Hey. In there.Copy !req
267. Larry, don't leave me.Copy !req
268. I'll be right in the other room, okay?
I'll be right there lookin' at ya.Copy !req
269. I'm right here
lookin' at you, okay?Copy !req
270. I'm right over there.Copy !req
271. Larry...Copy !req
272. I'm gonna fucking die.Copy !req
273. Larry.Copy !req
274. What the fuck
am I doin' here, man?Copy !req
275. I felt funny about
this job right off.Copy !req
276. As soon as I felt it I should have said,
"No, thank you," but I never listen.Copy !req
277. Every time I ever got fucked
buying weed, the same thing.Copy !req
278. I didn't trust the guy,
but I wanted to believe him.Copy !req
279. If he's not lying and it really
is Thai stick, then it's great.Copy !req
280. But it never is, and I always said that
if I felt that about a job, I'd walk.Copy !req
281. And I didn't. I didn't
because of the fuckin' money!Copy !req
282. What's done is done.
I need you cool.Copy !req
283. Are you cool?Copy !req
284. I'm cool.Copy !req
285. Splash some water on your face.Copy !req
286. Take a breather.Copy !req
287. Relax. Have a cigarette.Copy !req
288. I quit.Copy !req
289. - All right.
- Why, you got one?Copy !req
290. Okay, let's go through
what happened.Copy !req
291. We're in the place,
everything's going fine.Copy !req
292. Then the alarm gets tripped.Copy !req
293. I turn around
and all these cops are outside.Copy !req
294. You're right. It was like, bam,
I blinked my eyes and they're there.Copy !req
295. Everybody starts going ape-shit.
Then Mr. Blonde starts to shoot all...Copy !req
296. - That's not correct.
- What's wrong with it?Copy !req
297. Okay. The cops did not show up
after the alarm went off.Copy !req
298. The cops didn't show up until after
Mr. Blonde started shootin' everybody.Copy !req
299. - Soon as I heard the alarm, I saw cops.
- It wasn't that soon.Copy !req
300. They didn't let their presence be known
until after Mr. Blonde became a madman.Copy !req
301. I'm not sayin' they weren't there.
I'm sayin' they were there.Copy !req
302. But they didn't make a move until after
Mr. Blonde started shootin' everybody.Copy !req
303. I mean, that's how
I know we were set up.Copy !req
304. - Mr. White, you can see that...
- Enough of this "Mr. White" shit.Copy !req
305. Wait! Don't tell me you're fuckin' name!
I don't wanna know it!Copy !req
306. Jesus Christ,
I ain't gonna tell you mine.Copy !req
307. You're right.
This is bad.Copy !req
308. - How did you get out?
- I shot my way out.Copy !req
309. Everybody started shootin',
so I blasted my way out of there.Copy !req
310. Move it! Get outta the way!
Get the fuck outta the way!Copy !req
311. Get the fuck outta the way!Copy !req
312. Move it!
Get outta the way!Copy !req
313. Jesus Christ!
What the fuck is your problem, man?Copy !req
314. - You fuckin' asshole!
- Fuck you!Copy !req
315. Move!Copy !req
316. Jesus!Copy !req
317. Get outta the car!
Get the fuck outta the car!Copy !req
318. Move it!
Move outta the way!Copy !req
319. I tagged a couple of cops.Copy !req
320. Did you kill anybody?Copy !req
321. - A few cops.
- No real people?Copy !req
322. Just cops.Copy !req
323. Could you believe Mr. Blonde?Copy !req
324. That was the most insane
fuckin' thing I have ever seen.Copy !req
325. Why the fuck would Joe
hire a guy like that?Copy !req
326. I don't want to kill anybody.Copy !req
327. If I gotta get out that door
and you're standin' in my way...Copy !req
328. one way or the other
you're gettin' outta my way.Copy !req
329. That's the way I look at it.Copy !req
330. The choice between
doin' ten years...Copy !req
331. and takin' out
some stupid motherfucker...Copy !req
332. ain't no choice at all.Copy !req
333. But I ain't no madman, either.Copy !req
334. What the fuck was Joe thinkin'?
You can't work with a guy like that.Copy !req
335. We're awful goddamn lucky he didn't
tag us when he shot the place up.Copy !req
336. I came this close
to takin' his ass out myself.Copy !req
337. I mean, everybody panics.
Everybody.Copy !req
338. Things get tense.
It's human nature.Copy !req
339. You panic. I don't care what
your name is, you can't help it.Copy !req
340. Fuck, man, you panic on the inside,
in your head, you know?Copy !req
341. You give yourself a couple of seconds,
get ahold of it and deal with it.Copy !req
342. What you don't do is start shootin' up
the place and start killin' people.Copy !req
343. What you're supposed to do
is act like a fuckin' professional.Copy !req
344. A psychopath ain't a professional.
You can't work with a psychopath.Copy !req
345. You don't know what those
sick assholes are gonna do next.Copy !req
346. I mean, Jesus Christ, how old do you
think that black girl was? Twenty?Copy !req
347. - Maybe 21?
- If that.Copy !req
348. Did you see what happened
to anybody else?Copy !req
349. Me and Orange jumped in the car,
Brown floored it.Copy !req
350. After that,
I don't know what went down.Copy !req
351. It was every man for himself.Copy !req
352. As far as Mr. Blonde and Mr. Blue are
concerned, I ain't got the foggiest...Copy !req
353. 'cause once I got out,
I never looked back.Copy !req
354. What do you think?Copy !req
355. What do I think? The cops either
caught 'em or killed 'em.Copy !req
356. No chance they punched through?
You found a hole.Copy !req
357. Yeah, and that was
a fuckin' miracle.Copy !req
358. But even if they did get away,
then where the fuck are they?Copy !req
359. You don't think it's possible one of 'em
got ahold of the diamonds and...Copy !req
360. - No, no way.
- How can you be so sure?Copy !req
361. I got the diamonds.Copy !req
362. That's my boy.Copy !req
363. - Where?
- I stashed 'em.Copy !req
364. If you wanna come with me,
let's go get 'em right now, this second.Copy !req
365. 'Cause I think stayin' here, man, we
should have our fuckin' heads examined.Copy !req
366. That was the plan.
We meet here.Copy !req
367. Then where the fuck is everybody?Copy !req
368. I say the plan becomes null and void
once we found out we got a rat here.Copy !req
369. We ain't got the slightest idea
what happened to Mr. Blonde or Mr. Blue.Copy !req
370. They could both be dead
or maybe they're arrested.Copy !req
371. The cops could have 'em right now
at the station, sweatin' 'em down.Copy !req
372. They don't know our names, but they
could be singin' about this place.Copy !req
373. I swear to God,
I think I'm fuckin' jinxed.Copy !req
374. What?Copy !req
375. Two jobs back,
it was a four-man job.Copy !req
376. We discovered one of the team
was an undercover cop.Copy !req
377. No shit?Copy !req
378. Thank God we discovered in time.Copy !req
379. We had to forget the whole thing,
just walk the fuck away from it.Copy !req
380. So who's the rat this time?Copy !req
381. Mr. Blue?Copy !req
382. Mr. Brown?Copy !req
383. Joe? Joe set this whole thing up.
Maybe he set it up to set it up.Copy !req
384. I don't buy it.
Me and Joe go back a long time.Copy !req
385. I can tell you definitely, Joe didn't
know a thing about this bullshit.Copy !req
386. I know Joe, and me sayin' he definitely
had nothin' to do with it is ridiculous.Copy !req
387. I can say I definitely didn't do it,
'cause I know what I did or didn't do.Copy !req
388. But I cannot definitely say that about
anybody, 'cause I don't definitely know.Copy !req
389. For all I know, you're the rat.Copy !req
390. For all I know,
you're the fuckin' rat!Copy !req
391. All right, now you're usin'
your fuckin' head.Copy !req
392. For all we know, he's the rat.Copy !req
393. That kid in there is dying
from a fuckin' bullet I saw him take...Copy !req
394. so don't you be calling him a rat!Copy !req
395. Look, I'm right, okay?Copy !req
396. Somebody's a fuckin' rat.Copy !req
397. Where's the commode in this dungeon?
I gotta take a squirt.Copy !req
398. Go down the hall, make a left,
go up the stairs...Copy !req
399. and make a right.Copy !req
400. - By the way, how's Alabama?
- Alabama?Copy !req
401. I haven't seen Bama
in over a year and a half.Copy !req
402. But I thought you two
were a team.Copy !req
403. We were for a little while.Copy !req
404. Did about four jobs together,
then decided to call it quits.Copy !req
405. Why?Copy !req
406. You push that woman-man thing too long
and it gets to you after a while.Copy !req
407. What's she doin' now?Copy !req
408. She hooked up with Frank McGar.
They've done a couple jobs together.Copy !req
409. Hell of a woman.
Good little thief.Copy !req
410. - So explain the telegram.
- Five-man job.Copy !req
411. Bustin' in and bustin' out
of a diamond wholesaler's.Copy !req
412. Can you move the ice afterwards?
I don't know nobody that can move ice.Copy !req
413. No problem.
We got guys waitin' for it.Copy !req
414. What happened to Marcellus Spivey?
Didn't he always move your ice?Copy !req
415. He's doin' 20 years in Susanville.Copy !req
416. Twenty years? Holy God.
What for?Copy !req
417. Bad luck.Copy !req
418. I guess you can say that again.Copy !req
419. What's the exposure like?Copy !req
420. Two minutes, tops.
But it's a tough two minutes.Copy !req
421. Daylight, during business hours,
dealing with a crowd.Copy !req
422. But you'll have the guys
to deal with the crowd.Copy !req
423. - How many employees?
- I'd say around 20.Copy !req
424. Security pretty lax.Copy !req
425. They most usually
just deal in boxes.Copy !req
426. You know, uncut stones
from the diamond syndicate.Copy !req
427. But on this day, they're getting a
shipment of polished stones from Israel.Copy !req
428. They're like a way station,
you know?Copy !req
429. - They get picked up and sent to Vermont.
- No, they're not.Copy !req
430. What's the cut, poppa?Copy !req
431. Juicy, junior.
Real juicy.Copy !req
432. Look, man, you do what you want.Copy !req
433. I'm outta here, man. I'm gonna
check into a motel for a few days.Copy !req
434. You know, I'll lay low
and I'll call Joe...Copy !req
435. Shit. Did he fuckin' die on us?Copy !req
436. Huh? Is he dead or what?Copy !req
437. - He ain't dead.
- What is it?Copy !req
438. I think he's just passed out.Copy !req
439. He scared the fuckin' shit outta me.
I thought he was dead for sure.Copy !req
440. Without medical attention,
he will die for sure.Copy !req
441. What are we gonna do, man?
We can't take him to the hospital.Copy !req
442. Without medical attention,
he might not live through the night.Copy !req
443. The bullet in his belly
is my fault.Copy !req
444. While that might not mean jack shit
to you, it means a hell of a lot to me.Copy !req
445. First things first, okay?
Stayin' here's goofy. We gotta book up.Copy !req
446. So what do you suggest we do?
Go to a hotel?Copy !req
447. We got a guy who's shot in the belly,
who can't walk, bleeds like a stuck pig.Copy !req
448. And when he's awake,
he screams in pain.Copy !req
449. You got an idea, spit it out.Copy !req
450. Joe could help.Copy !req
451. If we could get in touch with Joe,
Joe could get him to a doctor.Copy !req
452. Joe could get a doctor
to come to see him.Copy !req
453. Assuming we can trust Joe,
how we gonna get in touch with him?Copy !req
454. He's supposed to be here, but he ain't,
which makes me nervous about bein' here.Copy !req
455. Even if he is on the up and up, I don't
think he's gonna be too happy with us.Copy !req
456. He planned a robbery and
he's got a bloodbath on his hands now.Copy !req
457. He's got dead cops, dead robbers,
dead civilians.Copy !req
458. I tend to doubt he's gonna have
a lot of sympathy for our plight.Copy !req
459. If I was him, I'd put as much distance
between me and this mess as possible.Copy !req
460. Before you got here,
Mr. Orange...Copy !req
461. was askin' me to take him
to a doctor, to a hospital.Copy !req
462. I don't like the idea of
turnin' him over to the cops...Copy !req
463. but if we don't,
he's gonna die.Copy !req
464. He begged me to do it.Copy !req
465. Well, all right.
Then I guess we take him to a hospital.Copy !req
466. If that's what he said,
let's do it.Copy !req
467. Since he don't know nothin' about us,
I say it's his decision.Copy !req
468. He knows a little about me.Copy !req
469. What? Wait, wait.
You didn't tell him your name, did you?Copy !req
470. I told him my first name
and where I was from.Copy !req
471. Why?Copy !req
472. I told him where I was from
a few days ago.Copy !req
473. It was just
a natural conversation.Copy !req
474. What was tellin' him your name
when you weren't supposed to?Copy !req
475. He asked.Copy !req
476. We had just gotten away from the cops.
He just got shot.Copy !req
477. It was my fault he got shot.Copy !req
478. He's a fuckin' bloody mess.Copy !req
479. He's screamin'.Copy !req
480. I swear to God, I thought he was
gonna die right then and there.Copy !req
481. I'm tryin' to comfort him,
telling him not to worry...Copy !req
482. everything's going to be okay,
I'm gonna take care of him.Copy !req
483. And he asked me
what my name was.Copy !req
484. I mean, the man was dyin' in my arms.
What the fuck was I supposed to do?Copy !req
485. Tell him I'm sorry? I can't
give out that fuckin' information?Copy !req
486. It's against the rules?Copy !req
487. I don't trust you enough?Copy !req
488. Maybe I should've,
but I couldn't.Copy !req
489. Fuck you! Fuck Joe!Copy !req
490. - I'm sure it was a beautiful scene.
- Don't fuckin' patronize me!Copy !req
491. I have one question. Do they have
a sheet on you where you're from?Copy !req
492. - Yeah!
- That's that, then.Copy !req
493. I mean, I was worried about
mug shot possibility as it was.Copy !req
494. He knows A, your name, B, your face,
C, your hometown and D, your specialty.Copy !req
495. They're not gonna have to show him a lot
of pictures for him to pick you out!Copy !req
496. You didn't tell him anything else
so they could narrow down the selection?Copy !req
497. If I have to tell you again to back off,
we're gonna go 'round and 'round.Copy !req
498. We ain't takin' him to a hospital.Copy !req
499. If we don't, he's gonna die.Copy !req
500. And I'm very sad about that, but
some fellas are lucky and some ain't.Copy !req
501. What the fuck are you
touchin' me for, man?Copy !req
502. I'll show you
who you're fuckin' with!Copy !req
503. You wanna shoot me,
you piece of shit?Copy !req
504. I didn't create this situation,
I'm dealin' with it!Copy !req
505. You're actin' like a first-year thief!
I'm actin' like a professional!Copy !req
506. If they get him, they could get you,
they could get closer to me...Copy !req
507. and that can't happen!Copy !req
508. You're lookin' at me like it's my fault?
I didn't tell him my name!Copy !req
509. I didn't tell him
where I was from!Copy !req
510. Shit! Fifteen minutes ago
you almost told me your name!Copy !req
511. You're gonna get stuck
in a situation you created!Copy !req
512. So if you wanna throw bad looks around,
throw 'em at a mirror!Copy !req
513. You kids shouldn't play so rough.Copy !req
514. Somebody's gonna start cryin'.Copy !req
515. Mr. Blonde.Copy !req
516. Shit. You're fuckin' kickin' me.Copy !req
517. What happened to you?
Figured you were dead.Copy !req
518. Hey, you okay?Copy !req
519. Did you see what happened to Blue?Copy !req
520. We didn't know what happened to you.
That's what we were wonderin' about.Copy !req
521. Look, Brown is dead,
Orange got it in the belly.Copy !req
522. Enough! Enough!Copy !req
523. You better start talkin', asshole.Copy !req
524. 'Cause we got shit
we need to talk about.Copy !req
525. We're already freaked out.Copy !req
526. We need you actin' freaky
like we need a fuckin' bag on our hip.Copy !req
527. Okay, let's talk.Copy !req
528. We think we got
a rat in the house.Copy !req
529. I guarantee we got
a rat in the house.Copy !req
530. What makes you say that?Copy !req
531. Is that supposed to be funny?Copy !req
532. Look, we think
this place ain't safe.Copy !req
533. This place ain't secure anymore.
We're leavin' and you should go with us.Copy !req
534. Nobody's goin' anywhere.Copy !req
535. Piss on this fuckin' turd.Copy !req
536. - We're outta here.
- Don't take another step, Mr. White.Copy !req
537. Fuck you, maniac!Copy !req
538. It's your fuckin' fault
we're in this trouble!Copy !req
539. What's this guy's problem?Copy !req
540. What's my problem?
Yeah, I got a fuckin' problem!Copy !req
541. I got a big fuckin' problem...Copy !req
542. with any trigger-happy madman
who almost gets me shot!Copy !req
543. - What the fuck you talkin' about?
- That fucking shooting spree!Copy !req
544. In the store! Remember?Copy !req
545. Oh, fuck 'em. They set off the alarm.
They deserve what they got.Copy !req
546. You almost killed me!Copy !req
547. Asshole!Copy !req
548. If I knew what kind of guy you were, I
never would've agreed to work with you.Copy !req
549. Are you gonna bark all day,
little doggie...Copy !req
550. or are you gonna bite?Copy !req
551. What was that?Copy !req
552. I'm sorry, I didn't catch it.
Would you repeat it?Copy !req
553. Are you gonna bark all day,
little doggie...Copy !req
554. or are you gonna bite?Copy !req
555. You two assholes, calm the fuck down!
Hey, come on!Copy !req
556. What, are we on a playground here?
Am I the only professional?Copy !req
557. You're actin' like
a bunch of fuckin' niggers!Copy !req
558. Ever work with niggers? Always sayin'
they're gonna kill each other.Copy !req
559. You said yourself
you thought about taking him out.Copy !req
560. - You fuckin' said that?
- Yeah, I did, okay?Copy !req
561. But that was then. Right now, this guy
is the only one I completely trust.Copy !req
562. - He's too homicidal to be with the cops.
- You takin' his side?Copy !req
563. Fuck sides, man!
What we need here is solidarity!Copy !req
564. Somebody's stickin' a red-hot poker
up our ass, and I want to know who.Copy !req
565. Fuck. Look, I know
I'm no piece of shit.Copy !req
566. I'm pretty sure you're okay, and I'm
fuckin' positive you're on the level.Copy !req
567. So let's try and figure out
who the bad guy is, all right?Copy !req
568. Wow.Copy !req
569. That was really exciting.Copy !req
570. I bet you're a big
Lee Marvin fan, aren't ya?Copy !req
571. Yeah, me too.
I love that guy.Copy !req
572. My heart's beatin' so fast,
I'm about to have a heart attack here.Copy !req
573. I got somethin' outside that
I'd like to show you guys, so follow me.Copy !req
574. Follow you? Where?Copy !req
575. To my car.Copy !req
576. Did you forget your French fries
to go with the soda?Copy !req
577. No, I had them already. I got somethin'
I think you might wanna see, though.Copy !req
578. - What?
- It's a big surprise.Copy !req
579. I'm sure you'll like it.
Come on.Copy !req
580. We still gotta get
outta here, you know.Copy !req
581. No. We're gonna stick around
and we're gonna wait.Copy !req
582. - What for? The cops?
- No. Nice Guy Eddie.Copy !req
583. Nice Guy Eddie? What makes you think he
isn't on a plane halfway to Costa Rica?Copy !req
584. Because I spoke to him on the phone
and he said he's on the way down here.Copy !req
585. You talked to Nice Guy Eddie? Why
didn't you say that in the first place?Copy !req
586. - 'Cause you never asked me.
- Hardy-fuckin'-har.Copy !req
587. - What'd he say?
- He said stay put.Copy !req
588. So in the meantime...Copy !req
589. I'll show you guys somethin'.Copy !req
590. Jesus Christ.Copy !req
591. Maybe our boy in blue here
can answer some of these questions...Copy !req
592. about this rat business
you've been talkin' about.Copy !req
593. You're a piece of work,
my friend.Copy !req
594. Let's get him
the fuck outta here.Copy !req
595. Hey, Sid, will you relax?Copy !req
596. I've known you a long time.
I'm not worried.Copy !req
597. I know you'll pay me back.Copy !req
598. Don't tell me what I already know.
Don't embarrass me.Copy !req
599. So you had a few bad months.
You do what everybody else does.Copy !req
600. I don't care if it's J.P. Morgan
or Irving the tailor. You ride it out.Copy !req
601. - Vic Vega's outside.
- Hold on.Copy !req
602. - Who?
- Vic Vega.Copy !req
603. Tell him to come in.
I gotta go.Copy !req
604. - Come on in.
- A friend of mine's outside.Copy !req
605. I'll be talkin' to you.
Don't worry.Copy !req
606. Hey, welcome home, Vic.Copy !req
607. How does freedom feel, huh?Copy !req
608. - It's a change.
- Ain't that the sad truth.Copy !req
609. Sit down, take your coat off,
make yourself at home.Copy !req
610. - Have a little drink?
- Yeah.Copy !req
611. How about a little Remy Martin?Copy !req
612. Sure.Copy !req
613. Who's your parole officer?Copy !req
614. Seymour Scagnetti.Copy !req
615. How is he?Copy !req
616. He's a fuckin' asshole.Copy !req
617. Won't even let me
leave the halfway house.Copy !req
618. It never ceases to amaze me.Copy !req
619. A fuckin' jungle bunny goes out there,
slits a woman's throat for 25 cents...Copy !req
620. he gets Doris Day
for a parole officer.Copy !req
621. A good fella like you
winds up with a ball-bustin' prick.Copy !req
622. I want you to know I appreciate all
the packages you sent me on the inside.Copy !req
623. What the hell
was I supposed to do?Copy !req
624. Forget about you?Copy !req
625. I just want you to know
that it meant a lot to me.Copy !req
626. It was the least I could do. I wish
to hell I could've done a lot more.Copy !req
627. Thanks a lot, Joe.Copy !req
628. Ah, Vic.Copy !req
629. Toothpick Vic.Copy !req
630. So tell me your story, kid.
What are your plans?Copy !req
631. You son of a bitch. I see you
sittin' there, but I don't believe it.Copy !req
632. - How you doin', Toothpick?
- Hey, Eddie.Copy !req
633. Listen, I'm sorry.
I should've picked you up myself.Copy !req
634. I was... My fuckin'...
This week's been crazy.Copy !req
635. I've had my head up my ass
the whole time.Copy !req
636. Funny you say that, 'cause that's what
me and your daddy were talkin' about.Copy !req
637. That I should've picked you up?Copy !req
638. No, that you had
your head up your ass.Copy !req
639. I walk in the door, he's like,
"Vic, Vic...Copy !req
640. I'm so glad somebody's finally here
who knows what's goin' on.Copy !req
641. My son Eddie's a fuck-up.Copy !req
642. He's ruining the business.Copy !req
643. I mean, I love the guy, but he's
flushin' everything down the toilet."Copy !req
644. That's what you said, right, Joe?
Tell him yourself.Copy !req
645. Eddie, I hate for you
to hear it like this...Copy !req
646. but Vic came in
and asked me how business was.Copy !req
647. You don't lie to a guy who's
just done four years in the slammer.Copy !req
648. That's very true.Copy !req
649. All right, enough of this shit!
Break it up!Copy !req
650. Come on, this ain't a playground!Copy !req
651. You guys wanna roll around on the floor,
you do it in Eddie's office, not mine.Copy !req
652. - Daddy, did you see that?
- What?Copy !req
653. The guy got me on the ground,
he tried to fuck me.Copy !req
654. - You wish.
- You sick bastard, Vic.Copy !req
655. You tried to fuck me
in my father's office.Copy !req
656. Look, Vic, whatever you wanna do
in the privacy of your own home...Copy !req
657. go to it,
but don't try to fuck me.Copy !req
658. I don't think of you that way.Copy !req
659. I like you a lot, buddy,
but I don't think of you that way.Copy !req
660. Listen, if I was a butt cowboy,
I wouldn't even throw you to the posse.Copy !req
661. No, you wouldn't.
You'd keep me for yourself.Copy !req
662. Four years fuckin' punks up the ass,
you'd appreciate a piece of prime rib.Copy !req
663. I might break you in, Nice Guy,
but I'd make you my dog's bitch.Copy !req
664. Ain't that a sad sight, Daddy?Copy !req
665. A man walks into prison a white man,
walks out talkin' like a fuckin' nigger.Copy !req
666. You know what?
I think it's all that black semen...Copy !req
667. pumped up your asshole, now it's
backed into your fuckin' brain...Copy !req
668. and it's comin' out your mouth!Copy !req
669. Eddie, you keep talkin' like a bitch,
I'm gonna slap you like a bitch.Copy !req
670. Enough of that shit!
I'm sick of it!Copy !req
671. Now both of you, sit down.Copy !req
672. Now, Eddie...Copy !req
673. when you came in here,
we were talkin' some serious business.Copy !req
674. Vic here's got a parole problem.Copy !req
675. - Who's your P. O?
- Seymour Scagnetti.Copy !req
676. Scagnetti. Fuck.Copy !req
677. - I hear he's a motherfucker.
- Oh, he's a fucker.Copy !req
678. Won't even let me leave the halfway
house unless I get some shitty job.Copy !req
679. You're comin' back
to work for us, right?Copy !req
680. Well, I wanna.Copy !req
681. But first I gotta prove to,
uh, ass-head...Copy !req
682. that I can get a regular,
you know, job-type job...Copy !req
683. before I can move out on my own.Copy !req
684. I can't come back to work for you guys
if I gotta worry about, uh...Copy !req
685. makin' some silly-ass
10:00 curfew...Copy !req
686. every fuckin' night.Copy !req
687. We can work this out,
can't we, Eddie?Copy !req
688. This ain't all that bad.Copy !req
689. We can get you
a lot of legitimate jobs.Copy !req
690. I'll get you down in Long Beach
as a dockworker.Copy !req
691. I don't wanna lift
no fuckin' crates, Eddie.Copy !req
692. You ain't gonna lift shit.
You don't even work there.Copy !req
693. But as far as the records
are concerned, you do.Copy !req
694. I call Matthews and tell him he's got
a new guy, boom, you're on the rotation.Copy !req
695. You get a time card. It's clocked
in and out for you every day.Copy !req
696. At the end of the week you get a nice
paycheck. Dockworkers do very well.Copy !req
697. You can move into a halfway decent place
without Scagnetti goin'...Copy !req
698. "Where the fuck's
the money comin' from?"Copy !req
699. And, if he decides
to make a surprise visit...Copy !req
700. that's the day we sent you to Tustin
to pick up a load of shit.Copy !req
701. If he comes back again, hey,
"Sorry, Seymour.Copy !req
702. You just missed him.Copy !req
703. We had to send him to the Taft airstrip
five fuckin' hours away.Copy !req
704. We had a load of shit he had to
pick up there and bring back here."Copy !req
705. Part of your job is goin' different
places. That's the beauty of it.Copy !req
706. We got places all over the place.Copy !req
707. See, Vic?
Did I tell you not to worry?Copy !req
708. - Vic was worried.
- I'll take you to Long Beach tomorrow.Copy !req
709. We'll get you fixed up with Matthews,
I'll tell him what's what.Copy !req
710. You know, I really appreciate
what you guys are doin'...Copy !req
711. but I'd like to know
when I can come back...Copy !req
712. you know, do some real work.Copy !req
713. Well, it's hard to say.Copy !req
714. It's kind of a strange time now.Copy !req
715. Things are kind of...Copy !req
716. They're a little fucked up,
is what they are.Copy !req
717. We're just gettin' ready for
a big meetin' right now in Vegas.Copy !req
718. Look, just let Eddie for now
set you up at Long Beach.Copy !req
719. Get you a job,
give you some cash...Copy !req
720. and get this Scagnetti fuck
off your back...Copy !req
721. and then we'll talk
to you, all right?Copy !req
722. Huh?Copy !req
723. Dad, I got an idea.Copy !req
724. Just hear me out.Copy !req
725. I know you don't like usin'
the boys on these jobs...Copy !req
726. but Vic here... I mean, he's only
been nothin' but good luck for us.Copy !req
727. The guy's a fuckin' rabbit's foot,
for cryin' out loud.Copy !req
728. I'd like to have him in.Copy !req
729. You know he can handle himself, and
you damn sure know you can trust him.Copy !req
730. All right, Vic...Copy !req
731. how would you feel about pullin'
a job with about five other guys?Copy !req
732. I'd feel great about it.Copy !req
733. K-BILLY's "Super Sounds
of the '70s" continues.Copy !req
734. If you're the 12th caller...Copy !req
735. you'll win two tickets to
the monster truck extravaganza...Copy !req
736. being held tonight
at the Carson Fairgrounds...Copy !req
737. featuring Big Daddy Don Bodine's truck,
"The Behemoth."Copy !req
738. The 12th caller wins on the station
where the '70s survived.Copy !req
739. Hey, Dov, we got
a major situation here.Copy !req
740. I know you know that. I gotta talk to
Daddy and find out what he wants done.Copy !req
741. All I know is what Vic told me.
The place turned into a bullet-fest.Copy !req
742. He took a cop hostage
just to get the fuck outta there.Copy !req
743. Get up! Get up!Copy !req
744. Do I sound like
I'm fuckin' jokin'?Copy !req
745. He's fuckin' drivin' around
with a cop in his trunk!Copy !req
746. I don't know who did what!Copy !req
747. I don't know who's got the loot.
I don't know if anybody's got the loot.Copy !req
748. I don't know who's dead, who's alive,
who's caught, who's not.Copy !req
749. I will know.
I'm practically there now.Copy !req
750. But what do I tell
these guys about Daddy?Copy !req
751. All right.
You sure that's what he said?Copy !req
752. Okay, that's what I'll tell 'em.Copy !req
753. Huh? Fuck you!Copy !req
754. You like bein' a fuckin' hero?
You like bein' a fuckin' hero?Copy !req
755. You like bein' a fuckin' hero?Copy !req
756. You're gonna suffer
for nothin', pal.Copy !req
757. You hear me?
'Cause you're gonna fuckin' talk.Copy !req
758. - I don't fucking know anything!
- You fuckin' know.Copy !req
759. You know. Look at me.
You fuckin' know.Copy !req
760. What in the Sam Hill's
goin' on here?Copy !req
761. - Nice Guy, we got a cop.
- Where the fuck is Joe?Copy !req
762. Holy shit. Orange is dead.Copy !req
763. No, he's not dead, but he will be
if we don't get him taken care of.Copy !req
764. We were set up.
The cops were there waitin' for us.Copy !req
765. What? Nobody fuckin'
set anybody up.Copy !req
766. The cops were there
waitin' for us.Copy !req
767. - Bullshit.
- Fuck you, man!Copy !req
768. You weren't there, we were,
and the cops had that store staked out.Copy !req
769. Okay, Mr. Fuckin' Detective,
you're so fuckin' smart.Copy !req
770. - Who did it?
- We've been askin' each other!Copy !req
771. What'd you come up with?
You think I fuckin' set you up?Copy !req
772. I don't know, but somebody did.Copy !req
773. Nobody did. You fuckin' assholes
turned the jewelry store...Copy !req
774. - Don't you call me an asshole!
- You fuckin' idiot!Copy !req
775. Turned the jewelry store
into a wild west show...Copy !req
776. and you wonder why
the fuckin' cops show up?Copy !req
777. Where's Joseph?Copy !req
778. I don't know.
I ain't talked to him.Copy !req
779. I talked to Dov. He says Daddy's comin'
down here and he's fuckin' pissed.Copy !req
780. He's pissed?
I told you he'd be pissed.Copy !req
781. What'd Joe say?Copy !req
782. I told you,
I ain't talked to him!Copy !req
783. - All I know is he's pissed.
- What are you gonna do about him?Copy !req
784. Give me a fuckin' chance to breathe.
I got a few questions of my own here.Copy !req
785. You ain't dying. He is.Copy !req
786. All right, Mr. Fuckin' Compassion,
I will call somebody!Copy !req
787. Who?Copy !req
788. A fuckin' snake charmer!
Who do you think? I'll call a doctor.Copy !req
789. They'll fix him right up.
What happened to Brown and Blue?Copy !req
790. Brown's dead.
We don't know what happened to Blue.Copy !req
791. Brown's dead? Are you sure?Copy !req
792. I'm sure. I was there.
He took one in the head.Copy !req
793. Nobody's got a clue
what happened to Mr. Blue?Copy !req
794. Either he's alive or he's dead...Copy !req
795. or the cops got him
or they don't.Copy !req
796. I take it this is the bastard
you told me about.Copy !req
797. Why are you beatin' on him?Copy !req
798. Maybe he could tell us
who set us up.Copy !req
799. You beat this prick long enough, he'll
tell you he started the Chicago Fire.Copy !req
800. Now that don't necessarily
make it fuckin' so!Copy !req
801. Come on, man, think!Copy !req
802. All right,
first things fuckin' last.Copy !req
803. Who's got the stones? Please, somebody
tell me one little fuckin' favor.Copy !req
804. I got a bag.Copy !req
805. Okay? I stashed it 'til we could be sure
this place wasn't a police station.Copy !req
806. Good for you.
Now let's go get it.Copy !req
807. First we gotta get rid of those cars.
It looks like Sam's Hot Car Lot outside.Copy !req
808. Okay.Copy !req
809. Blondie, stay here
and baby-sit them two.Copy !req
810. White and Pink,
take a car each.Copy !req
811. I'll follow you. You ditch 'em.
Pick up the stones.Copy !req
812. While I'm followin' you, I'll arrange
some sort of a doctor for our friend.Copy !req
813. You can't leave these guys
here with him.Copy !req
814. - Why not?
- Because he's a fuckin' psycho.Copy !req
815. And if you think
Joe's pissed off...Copy !req
816. that ain't nothin' compared
to how pissed off I am at him...Copy !req
817. for puttin' me
in the same room as that bastard.Copy !req
818. You see what I've been
puttin' up with, Eddie?Copy !req
819. I fuckin' walked in here,
I told these guys about stayin' put.Copy !req
820. Mr. White whips out his gun,
he's stickin' it in my face...Copy !req
821. callin' me a motherfucker,
sayin' he's gonna blow me away...Copy !req
822. and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.Copy !req
823. He's the reason the joint
turned into a shootin' spree.Copy !req
824. What are you,
a fuckin' silent partner?Copy !req
825. Tell him!Copy !req
826. He went crazy in the store,
but he seems all right now.Copy !req
827. This is what he was doin':
Bam, bam...Copy !req
828. bam, bam.Copy !req
829. Yeah, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam.Copy !req
830. I told 'em not to touch
the fuckin' alarm, they did.Copy !req
831. If they hadn't have done what I told 'em
not to do, they'd still be alive.Copy !req
832. My fuckin' hero.Copy !req
833. Thanks.Copy !req
834. That's your excuse for going
on a kill-crazy rampage?Copy !req
835. I don't like alarms, Mr. White.Copy !req
836. What does it matter
who stays with the cop?Copy !req
837. We ain't lettin' him go.
He's seen everybody.Copy !req
838. I haven't been looking at you guys.Copy !req
839. Shut the fuck up, man!Copy !req
840. You guys should never have taken him
outta the trunk in the first place.Copy !req
841. - We tried to find out about the setup.
- There is no fuckin' setup!Copy !req
842. Now here's the news!Copy !req
843. Blondie, you stay here,
take care of these two!Copy !req
844. White and Pink, you come with me,
'cause if Joe gets here...Copy !req
845. and he sees all these
cars parked outside...Copy !req
846. I swear to you he's gonna be
just as mad at me as he is at you.Copy !req
847. Fine. Let's go.Copy !req
848. Alone at last.Copy !req
849. Guess what.Copy !req
850. I think I'm parked in the red zone.Copy !req
851. Now, where were we?Copy !req
852. I told you, I don't know anything
about any fuckin' setup.Copy !req
853. I've been on the force
for only eight months.Copy !req
854. They don't tell me anything.Copy !req
855. Nobody tells me shit.
You can torture me all you want.Copy !req
856. Torture you?
That's a good...Copy !req
857. That's a good idea.
I like that one, yeah.Copy !req
858. Even your boss said
there wasn't a setup.Copy !req
859. - My what?
- Your boss.Copy !req
860. Excuse me, pal.Copy !req
861. One thing I wanna make clear to you:
I don't have a boss.Copy !req
862. Nobody tells me what to do.
You understand?Copy !req
863. You hear what I said,
you son of a bitch?Copy !req
864. All right, all right, all right,
you don't have a boss.Copy !req
865. Get that fuckin' shit off.Copy !req
866. Look, I'm not gonna
bullshit you, okay?Copy !req
867. I don't really give a good fuck
what you know or don't know...Copy !req
868. but I'm gonna
torture you anyway...Copy !req
869. regardless.Copy !req
870. Not to get information.Copy !req
871. It's amusing to me...Copy !req
872. to torture a cop.Copy !req
873. You can say anything you want
because I've heard it all before.Copy !req
874. All you can do is...Copy !req
875. pray for a quick death...Copy !req
876. which...Copy !req
877. you ain't gonna get.Copy !req
878. Oh, God.Copy !req
879. You ever listen to K-BILLY's
"Super Sounds of the '70s"?Copy !req
880. It's my personal favorite.Copy !req
881. Joe Egan and Gerry Rafferty
were a duo known as Stealer's Wheel...Copy !req
882. when they recorded this Dylanesque,
pop, bubble-gum favorite...Copy !req
883. from April of 1974.Copy !req
884. That reached up to number five...Copy !req
885. as K-BILLY's "Super Sounds
of the '70s" continues.Copy !req
886. Hold still.Copy !req
887. Hold still, you fuck.Copy !req
888. Was that good for you too?Copy !req
889. Hey, what's goin' on?Copy !req
890. You hear that?Copy !req
891. Don't go anywhere.
I'll be right back.Copy !req
892. Don't! Stop! Stop!Copy !req
893. - What? What's the matter?
- Don't do this.Copy !req
894. That burn a little bit?Copy !req
895. Don't! Stop!Copy !req
896. Please stop.Copy !req
897. Just stop. Stop.Copy !req
898. Just talk to me.
Don't. Please.Copy !req
899. Don't burn me, please.Copy !req
900. I don't know anything about
any of you fucking guys.Copy !req
901. I'm not gonna say anything.Copy !req
902. No! Please, no.Copy !req
903. - You all through?
- Stop!Copy !req
904. You all through?Copy !req
905. Please.
I got a little kid at home.Copy !req
906. You all done?Copy !req
907. - Don't!
- Have some fire.Copy !req
908. Oh, shit.Copy !req
909. Hey, you.Copy !req
910. What's your name?Copy !req
911. Marvin.Copy !req
912. Marvin what?Copy !req
913. Marvin Nash.Copy !req
914. Listen to me, Marvin.
I'm a...Copy !req
915. Listen to me, Marvin Nash.
I'm a cop.Copy !req
916. Yeah, I know.Copy !req
917. You do?Copy !req
918. Yeah.
Your name's Freddy somethin'.Copy !req
919. Newendyke.Copy !req
920. Freddy Newendyke.Copy !req
921. Frankie Ferchetti...Copy !req
922. introduced us
about five months ago.Copy !req
923. I don't remember that at all.Copy !req
924. I do.Copy !req
925. Freddy.Copy !req
926. How do I look?Copy !req
927. What?Copy !req
928. I don't know what to tell you,
Marvin.Copy !req
929. That fuck.Copy !req
930. That sick fuck!Copy !req
931. That fuckin' bastard!Copy !req
932. Marvin, I need you to hold on.Copy !req
933. There's cops waiting to move
a block away.Copy !req
934. What the fuck
are they waiting for?Copy !req
935. This fuckin' guy,
he slashes my face...Copy !req
936. and cuts my fuckin' ear off!Copy !req
937. I'm fuckin' deformed!Copy !req
938. Fuck you!Copy !req
939. I'm fuckin' dyin' here!Copy !req
940. I'm fuckin' dyin'!Copy !req
941. They're not to make a move
'til Joe Cabot shows up.Copy !req
942. I was sent in to get him.Copy !req
943. All right?Copy !req
944. You heard 'em.
They said he's on his way.Copy !req
945. Don't pussy out on me now,
Marvin.Copy !req
946. We're just gonna sit here
and bleed...Copy !req
947. 'til Joe Cabot sticks
his fuckin' head through that door.Copy !req
948. Say hello to a motherfucker
who's inside.Copy !req
949. Cabot's doing a job.
He wants me on the team.Copy !req
950. This better not be a joke.Copy !req
951. This ain't a joke.
I'm in. I'm up his ass.Copy !req
952. Nice Guy Eddie tells me
Joe wants to meet me.Copy !req
953. He says I should just wait
for a phone call.Copy !req
954. After waiting three days he calls me
last night and says Joe's ready.Copy !req
955. - He'll pick me up in 15 minutes.
- Who picked you up?Copy !req
956. - Nice Guy. We get to a bar.
- What bar?Copy !req
957. Smokey Pete's in Gardena.Copy !req
958. We get there...Copy !req
959. and I meet Joe
and a guy named Mr. White.Copy !req
960. Phony name.
My name's Mr. Orange.Copy !req
961. - Mr. Orange?
- Mr. Orange.Copy !req
962. Okay, Mr. Orange.Copy !req
963. - You ever see this motherfucker before?
- Who? Mr. White?Copy !req
964. Yes. Mr. White.Copy !req
965. No. He ain't one of Cabot's men either.
He's gotta be from out of town.Copy !req
966. - Joe knows him good.
- How can you tell?Copy !req
967. The way they talk.
You can tell they're buddies.Copy !req
968. - You two talk?
- Me and Joe?Copy !req
969. Mr. White.Copy !req
970. - A little.
- About what?Copy !req
971. The Brewers.Copy !req
972. Milwaukee Brewers?Copy !req
973. They won the night before.
He made some money off them.Copy !req
974. Good. If this crook's a Brewers fan,
he's gotta be from Wisconsin.Copy !req
975. And I'll bet you everything...Copy !req
976. they got a sheet in Milwaukee
on this Mr. White's ass.Copy !req
977. So I want you to go through
everybody in Milwaukee...Copy !req
978. with a history of armed robbery
and put a name to the face.Copy !req
979. - Nice work, Freddy.
- Thank you, my man.Copy !req
980. - How was Long Beach Mike's referral?
- Perfect.Copy !req
981. His backing me up went a long way.
I told them I played poker with him.Copy !req
982. Nice Guy checked it out
and said it was A-okay.Copy !req
983. Said I was a good thief,
I didn't rattle...Copy !req
984. and that I was ready to move.Copy !req
985. He's a good guy.
I wouldn't be inside without him.Copy !req
986. Long Beach Mike
is not your friend.Copy !req
987. Long Beach Mike
is a fucking scumbag.Copy !req
988. He's selling out his friends.Copy !req
989. That's how nice he fuckin' is.Copy !req
990. I'll take care of his ass...Copy !req
991. but you get that scumbag out of mind
and take care of business.Copy !req
992. Gone.Copy !req
993. Use the commode story?Copy !req
994. - What's the commode story?
- It's a scene. Memorize it.Copy !req
995. - A what?
- Undercover cops gotta be Brando.Copy !req
996. To do this job you gotta be
a great actor, naturalistic.Copy !req
997. You gotta be naturalistic as hell.Copy !req
998. If you're a bad actor,
that's bullshit in this job.Copy !req
999. What is this?Copy !req
1000. That's an amusing anecdote
about a drug deal.Copy !req
1001. Something funny that happened to you
while you were doing a job.Copy !req
1002. I gotta memorize all this?
There's four pages of this shit.Copy !req
1003. Think about it like it's a joke.Copy !req
1004. Memorize what's important.
The rest you make your own.Copy !req
1005. You can tell a joke,
can't you?Copy !req
1006. Well, pretend you're Don Rickles...Copy !req
1007. and tell a joke, all right?Copy !req
1008. The things you gotta remember
are the details.Copy !req
1009. The details sell your story.Copy !req
1010. This particular story
takes place in a men's room.Copy !req
1011. You gotta know
all the details...Copy !req
1012. whether they got paper towels
or a blower to dry your hands.Copy !req
1013. You gotta know if the stalls
ain't got no doors or not.Copy !req
1014. You gotta know if they got liquid soap
or that pink, granulated shit...Copy !req
1015. they used in high school.Copy !req
1016. You gotta know if they got
hot water or not, if it stinks...Copy !req
1017. if some nasty, lowlife,
scum-ridden motherfucker...Copy !req
1018. sprayed diarrhea
all over one of the bowls.Copy !req
1019. You gotta know every detail
there is to know about this commode.Copy !req
1020. What you gotta do is take
all them details and make 'em your own.Copy !req
1021. While you're doing that, remember
that this story is about you...Copy !req
1022. and how you perceived
the events that went down.Copy !req
1023. The only way to do that...Copy !req
1024. is keep sayin' it...Copy !req
1025. and sayin' it and sayin' it.Copy !req
1026. This is during
the L.A. Marijuana drought, 1986.Copy !req
1027. I still had a connection,
which was insane 'cause...Copy !req
1028. you couldn't get any weed
anywhere then.Copy !req
1029. Anyway, I had a connection with
this hippie chick in Santa Cruz...Copy !req
1030. and all my friends knew it.Copy !req
1031. They call me and say,
"Hey, Freddy..."Copy !req
1032. I say, "Hey, dude.Copy !req
1033. You gettin' some?
Can you get some for me too?"Copy !req
1034. They knew I still smoked,
so they asked me to buy some for them.Copy !req
1035. It got to be...Copy !req
1036. Every time I bought some weed
I was buyin' for four or five people.Copy !req
1037. Finally I said, fuck this shit.
I'm makin' this bitch rich.Copy !req
1038. She didn't even have to
meet these people.Copy !req
1039. I was doing all the work.Copy !req
1040. That got to be a pain in the ass,
people calling all the time.Copy !req
1041. I couldn't even rent a tape
without six fuckin' interruptions.Copy !req
1042. "When's the next time
you're gettin' some?"Copy !req
1043. "Motherfucker, I'm tryin'
to watch The Lost Boys.Copy !req
1044. When I get some,
I'll call you."Copy !req
1045. Then these rink-a-dink
potheads come by.Copy !req
1046. They're my friends and everything,
but still...Copy !req
1047. I got it laid out in 60-dollar bags,
they don't want 60 dollars worth.Copy !req
1048. They want ten dollars' worth,
and breaking it up wasn't easy.Copy !req
1049. I don't even know
what ten dollars' worth looks like.Copy !req
1050. This was a very weird situation.Copy !req
1051. Remember back in '86...Copy !req
1052. there was a major
fuckin' drought.Copy !req
1053. Nobody had anything.Copy !req
1054. People were livin' on resin,
smokin' the wood in their pipes.Copy !req
1055. This chick had a bunch
and she's beggin' me to sell it.Copy !req
1056. So I told her I wasn't gonna be
Joe the pot man anymore...Copy !req
1057. but I would take a little bit
and sell it to my close friends.Copy !req
1058. She agreed and we kept
the same arrangement as before...Copy !req
1059. ten percent
and free pot for me...Copy !req
1060. if I helped her
that weekend.Copy !req
1061. She was sellin' a brick of weed
and didn't wanna go to the buy alone.Copy !req
1062. Her brother usually goes with her,
but he's in County unexpectedly.Copy !req
1063. What for?Copy !req
1064. His traffic tickets
gone to warrant.Copy !req
1065. They stopped him, found warrants
on him, took him to County.Copy !req
1066. She doesn't wanna walk around alone
with all that weed.Copy !req
1067. I don't wanna do this.
I have a very bad feeling about it.Copy !req
1068. She keeps asking me, asking me.Copy !req
1069. Finally I said okay
'cause I'm sick of hearing it.Copy !req
1070. - So we go to the train station...
- Wait.Copy !req
1071. You're goin' to the train station
with the weed on ya?Copy !req
1072. The guy needed it right away.Copy !req
1073. Anyway, we get to
the train station...Copy !req
1074. and we're waitin' for the guy.Copy !req
1075. I'm carryin' the weed
in a carry-on bag.Copy !req
1076. I gotta take a piss, so I tell her
I'm goin' to the boy's room.Copy !req
1077. So I walk into the men's room
and who's standing there?Copy !req
1078. Four Los Angeles County sheriffs
and a German shepherd.Copy !req
1079. - They're waitin' for you?
- No, they're just talkin'.Copy !req
1080. When I walked in,
they all stopped talkin'...Copy !req
1081. and they looked at me.Copy !req
1082. That's hard.
That's a fuckin' hard situation.Copy !req
1083. German shepherd starts barking.Copy !req
1084. He's barkin' at me.Copy !req
1085. I mean, it's obvious
he's barkin' at me.Copy !req
1086. Every nerve ending, all of my senses,
the blood in the veins was screamin':Copy !req
1087. "Take off, man. Just bail.
Get the fuck outta there."Copy !req
1088. Panic hits me
like a bucket of water.Copy !req
1089. Bam! Right in the face.Copy !req
1090. I'm drenched in panic and these cops
are lookin' at me and they know it.Copy !req
1091. They can smell it,
sure as that fuckin' dog can.Copy !req
1092. They can smell it on me.Copy !req
1093. Shut up.Copy !req
1094. So anyway,
I got my gun drawn.Copy !req
1095. I point it at this guy
and I tell him...Copy !req
1096. "Freeze.
Don't fuckin' move."Copy !req
1097. This little idiot's
looking right at me and saying...Copy !req
1098. "I know, I know."Copy !req
1099. But meanwhile his right hand
is creepin' toward the glove box.Copy !req
1100. I scream at him, "Asshole!
I'm gonna blow you away right now!Copy !req
1101. Put your hands on the dash."Copy !req
1102. He's still looking at me,
nodding his head.Copy !req
1103. "I know, buddy, I know."Copy !req
1104. Meanwhile his hand is still
going for the glove box.Copy !req
1105. And I said...Copy !req
1106. "Buddy, I'm gonna shoot you
in the face...Copy !req
1107. if you don't put your hands up."Copy !req
1108. Then this guy's girlfriend,
this real sexy Oriental bitch...Copy !req
1109. she starts screaming at him:
"Chuck, what are you doin'?Copy !req
1110. Listen to the officer!
Put your hands on the dash!"Copy !req
1111. So then the guy snaps out of it
and puts his hands on the dash.Copy !req
1112. What was he goin' for?Copy !req
1113. His fucking registration.Copy !req
1114. - You're kidding.
- No, man!Copy !req
1115. Stupid citizen doesn't know how close
he came to gettin' blown away.Copy !req
1116. That close, man.Copy !req
1117. You knew how to handle
that situation.Copy !req
1118. You shit your pants,
dive in and swim.Copy !req
1119. Tell me more about Cabot.Copy !req
1120. I don't know.Copy !req
1121. He's a cool guy.Copy !req
1122. He's funny.
He's a funny guy.Copy !req
1123. You remember
the Fantastic Four?Copy !req
1124. Yeah, with that invisible bitch...Copy !req
1125. and "Flame on"
and shit, right?Copy !req
1126. Thing.Copy !req
1127. Motherfucker...Copy !req
1128. Iooks just like the Thing.Copy !req
1129. Hey! Showtime!Copy !req
1130. Grab your jacket.
I'm parked outside.Copy !req
1131. I'll be right down.Copy !req
1132. He'll be right down.Copy !req
1133. Don't pussy out on me now.Copy !req
1134. They don't know.Copy !req
1135. They don't know shit.Copy !req
1136. You're not gonna get hurt.
You're fuckin' Baretta.Copy !req
1137. They believe every fuckin' word
'cause you're super cool.Copy !req
1138. There goes our boy.Copy !req
1139. The guy has to have rocks in his head
the size of Gibraltar...Copy !req
1140. to work undercover.Copy !req
1141. - You want one of these?
- Yeah, give me the bear claw.Copy !req
1142. I know what I'm talking about.Copy !req
1143. Black women ain't the same
as white women.Copy !req
1144. There's a slight difference.Copy !req
1145. Very funny.
You know what I mean.Copy !req
1146. What a white bitch will put up with,
a black bitch wouldn't for a minute.Copy !req
1147. If you cross their line,
they fuck you up.Copy !req
1148. I gotta go along with Pink
on that.Copy !req
1149. Okay, Mr. Expert,
if this is such a truism...Copy !req
1150. why is it that every nigger I know
treats his woman like a piece of shit?Copy !req
1151. I'll bet those same niggers
who show their ass in public...Copy !req
1152. when their bitches get 'em home
they chill the fuck out.Copy !req
1153. - Not these guys.
- Oh, yeah. Those guys too.Copy !req
1154. Tell you guys a story.Copy !req
1155. In one of Daddy's clubs there's
a black cocktail waitress named Elois.Copy !req
1156. - Elois?
- Yeah, Elois.Copy !req
1157. E and Lois.
We called her Lady E.Copy !req
1158. Where was she from?
Compton?Copy !req
1159. She's from Ladora Heights.Copy !req
1160. Ladora Heights.
The black Beverly Hills.Copy !req
1161. It's not
the black Beverly Hills.Copy !req
1162. It's the black Palos Verdes.Copy !req
1163. Anyway...Copy !req
1164. Lady E, she was a man-eater-upper.
Un-fuckin'-believable.Copy !req
1165. Every guy who ever saw her
had to jack off to her at least once.Copy !req
1166. You know who she looked like?
Christie Love.Copy !req
1167. Remember that TV show
Get Christie Love...Copy !req
1168. about the black female cop?Copy !req
1169. She always used to say,
"You're under arrest, sugar!"Copy !req
1170. - Who played Christie Love?
- Pam Grier.Copy !req
1171. No, it wasn't Pam Grier.
Pam Grier was the other one.Copy !req
1172. Pam Grier did the film.Copy !req
1173. Christie Love was like
a Pam Grier TV show without Pam Grier.Copy !req
1174. - So, who was Christie Love?
- How should I know?Copy !req
1175. Great. Now I'm totally
fuckin' tortured.Copy !req
1176. Whoever it was,
she looked exactly like Elois.Copy !req
1177. Anne Francis.Copy !req
1178. No. That was Honey West.Copy !req
1179. Anne Francis is white.Copy !req
1180. I'm tryin' to tell a story here.
She looked exactly like Elois.Copy !req
1181. We come into the club
one night...Copy !req
1182. and there's Carlos,
the bartender.Copy !req
1183. He's a wetback.
He's a friend of mine.Copy !req
1184. I says to him,
"Carlos, where's Lady E tonight?"Copy !req
1185. Apparently Lady E...Copy !req
1186. was married to real piece
of dog shit, a real animal.Copy !req
1187. He used to do things to her.Copy !req
1188. Like what?
What would he do?Copy !req
1189. Beat her up?Copy !req
1190. I don't know.
He just did things.Copy !req
1191. So anyway, one night
she plays it real cool.Copy !req
1192. She waits for him to get drunk.Copy !req
1193. He falls asleep
on the fuckin' couch.Copy !req
1194. She sneaks up on him,
puts some glue on his dick...Copy !req
1195. and glues his dick
to his belly.Copy !req
1196. Jesus Christ!Copy !req
1197. I'm serious, man.
I'm dead serious.Copy !req
1198. They had to call the paramedics
to cut the prick loose.Copy !req
1199. Was he all pissed off?Copy !req
1200. How would you feel if you had to do
a fuckin' handstand to take a piss?Copy !req
1201. You guys like to tell jokes
and giggle and kid around, huh?Copy !req
1202. Giggling like a bunch of girls
in the schoolyard.Copy !req
1203. Well, let me tell a joke.Copy !req
1204. Five guys
sittin' in a bullpen...Copy !req
1205. San Quentin...Copy !req
1206. wonderin' how the fuck
they got there.Copy !req
1207. "What did we do wrong?
What shouldn't we have done?Copy !req
1208. It's your fault, his fault..."Copy !req
1209. All that bullshit.Copy !req
1210. Finally somebody says...Copy !req
1211. "Wait a minute.Copy !req
1212. While we were
planning this caper...Copy !req
1213. we just sat around
tellin' fuckin' jokes."Copy !req
1214. Got the message?Copy !req
1215. I don't mean to holler at ya.Copy !req
1216. When this caper's over,
and I'm sure it'll be successful...Copy !req
1217. we'll go down to Hawaiian Islands,
I'll laugh with all of youse.Copy !req
1218. Find me a different character
down there.Copy !req
1219. Right now it's a matter
of business.Copy !req
1220. With the exception
of Eddie and myself...Copy !req
1221. who you already know...Copy !req
1222. we're gonna be using aliases
on this job.Copy !req
1223. Under no circumstances...Copy !req
1224. do we want any one of you
to relate to each other...Copy !req
1225. by your Christian names.Copy !req
1226. And I don't want any talk
about yourself personally.Copy !req
1227. That includes where you been,
your wife's name...Copy !req
1228. where you might've done time...Copy !req
1229. or a bank maybe you robbed
in St. Petersburg.Copy !req
1230. All I want you guys to talk about,
if you have to...Copy !req
1231. is what you're gonna do.Copy !req
1232. That should do it.Copy !req
1233. These are your names...Copy !req
1234. Mr. Brown, Mr. White...Copy !req
1235. Mr. Blonde, Mr. Blue...Copy !req
1236. Mr. Orange and Mr. Pink.Copy !req
1237. - Why am I Mr. Pink?
- Because you're a faggot! All right?Copy !req
1238. - Why can't we pick our own colors?
- No way.Copy !req
1239. No way. Tried it once.
It doesn't work.Copy !req
1240. You get four guys all fightin'
over who gets to be Mr. Black.Copy !req
1241. They don't know each other,
so nobody wants to back down.Copy !req
1242. No way. I pick.
You're Mr. Pink.Copy !req
1243. Be thankful
you're not Mr. Yellow.Copy !req
1244. But Mr. Brown,
that's too close to Mr. Shit.Copy !req
1245. Mr. Pink
sounds like Mr. Pussy.Copy !req
1246. How about Mr. Purple?Copy !req
1247. That's sounds good.
I'll be Mr. Purple.Copy !req
1248. You're not Mr. Purple.Copy !req
1249. Some guy on some other job
is Mr. Purple. You're Mr. Pink!Copy !req
1250. Who cares what your name is?Copy !req
1251. Easy for you to say. You're Mr. White.
You have a cool-sounding name.Copy !req
1252. If it's no big deal to be Mr. Pink,
you wanna trade?Copy !req
1253. Nobody's tradin' with anybody.Copy !req
1254. This ain't a goddamn fuckin'
city council meeting, you know.Copy !req
1255. Now listen up, Mr. Pink.Copy !req
1256. There's two ways you can go
on this job...Copy !req
1257. my way or the highway.Copy !req
1258. What's it gonna be, Mr. Pink?Copy !req
1259. Jesus Christ, Joe.
Fuckin' forget about it.Copy !req
1260. It's beneath me.
I'm Mr. Pink. Let's move on.Copy !req
1261. I'll move on
when I feel like it.Copy !req
1262. Do all you guys
got the goddamn message?Copy !req
1263. I'm so goddamn mad hollerin'
at you guys, I can hardly talk.Copy !req
1264. Let's go to work.Copy !req
1265. Let's go over it.
Where are you?Copy !req
1266. I stand outside and guard the door.
I don't let anybody go in or out.Copy !req
1267. - Mr. Brown.
- He waits in the car.Copy !req
1268. I give him the signal,
he pulls up in front.Copy !req
1269. Mr. Blonde and Mr. Blue.Copy !req
1270. Crowd control. They handle
the customers and the employees.Copy !req
1271. - That girl's ass.
- Sittin' right here on my dick.Copy !req
1272. Myself and Mr. Pink?Copy !req
1273. You two take the manager
and make him give you the diamonds.Copy !req
1274. We're there
for those stones, period.Copy !req
1275. Since no display cases are being
fucked with, no alarms should go off.Copy !req
1276. We're out in two minutes,
not one second longer.Copy !req
1277. What if the manager
won't give you the diamonds?Copy !req
1278. A store like this
is insured up the ass.Copy !req
1279. They're not supposed to give you
any resistance whatsoever.Copy !req
1280. If you get a customer or an employee
who thinks he's Charles Bronson...Copy !req
1281. smash their nose with your gun.Copy !req
1282. Drops him right to the floor.
Everyone jumps.Copy !req
1283. He falls down screaming,
blood squirts out of his nose.Copy !req
1284. Freaks everybody out.
Nobody says fuckin' shit after that.Copy !req
1285. Some bitch might
talk shit to you.Copy !req
1286. Give her a look like she's next.
Watch her shut the fuck up.Copy !req
1287. If it's the manager,
that's different.Copy !req
1288. The managers know not
to fuck around...Copy !req
1289. so if he's giving you static...Copy !req
1290. he probably thinks he's a real cowboy
so you gotta break that bastard in two.Copy !req
1291. If he won't tell ya something,
cut off one of his fingers.Copy !req
1292. The little one.
Then tell him his thumb's next.Copy !req
1293. After that he'll tell you
if he wears ladies underwear.Copy !req
1294. I'm hungry.
Let's get a taco.Copy !req
1295. Fuck.Copy !req
1296. Jesus.Copy !req
1297. I'm blind, man.
I'm fuckin' blind.Copy !req
1298. No, you just got
blood in your eyes.Copy !req
1299. Is he dead?Copy !req
1300. Did he die or not?Copy !req
1301. Let's go.Copy !req
1302. Hold it! Get out!Copy !req
1303. Get out of the fuckin' car!Copy !req
1304. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, Larry.Copy !req
1305. I can't believe she killed me.Copy !req
1306. Who'd have fucking thought that?Copy !req
1307. Hey, just cancel that shit
right now.Copy !req
1308. You're hurt.
You're hurt real fuckin' bad.Copy !req
1309. But you ain't dying.Copy !req
1310. All this blood's scaring
the shit out of me, Larry.Copy !req
1311. I'm gonna die.
I know it.Copy !req
1312. What the fuck happened?Copy !req
1313. He slashed the cop's face, cut off
his ear and was gonna burn him alive.Copy !req
1314. What? I didn't hear you.Copy !req
1315. I said...Copy !req
1316. Blonde went crazy.Copy !req
1317. He slashed the cop's face, cut off
his ear and was gonna burn him alive.Copy !req
1318. This cop?Copy !req
1319. He went crazy?
Something like that?Copy !req
1320. Worse or better?Copy !req
1321. Eddie, he was
pulling a burn, man.Copy !req
1322. He was gonna kill
the cop and me.Copy !req
1323. When you guys walked in, he was gonna
kill you and run with the diamonds.Copy !req
1324. What'd I tell ya?Copy !req
1325. That sick piece of shit
was a stone-cold psycho.Copy !req
1326. You should've asked the cop,
not just killed him.Copy !req
1327. He talked about what he was gonna do
when he was slicing him up.Copy !req
1328. I don't buy it.Copy !req
1329. Doesn't make sense.Copy !req
1330. Makes perfect fuckin' sense
to me.Copy !req
1331. You didn't see how he acted
during the job. We did.Copy !req
1332. He's right.
The ear's hacked off.Copy !req
1333. Let me just say this out loud,
'cause I wanna get this straight.Copy !req
1334. You're saying that Mr. Blonde...Copy !req
1335. was gonna kill you...Copy !req
1336. and then when we got back
he was gonna kill us...Copy !req
1337. take the diamonds and scram.Copy !req
1338. I'm right about that, right?
That's your story?Copy !req
1339. I swear on my mother's soul...Copy !req
1340. that's what happened.Copy !req
1341. The man you killed
just got released from prison.Copy !req
1342. He got caught at a company warehouse
full of hot items.Copy !req
1343. He could've fuckin' walked.Copy !req
1344. All he had to do was say my dad's name,
but he didn't; he kept his mouth shut.Copy !req
1345. He did his fuckin' time
like a man.Copy !req
1346. He did four years for us.Copy !req
1347. So, Mr. Orange...Copy !req
1348. you're telling me
that this good friend of mine...Copy !req
1349. who did four years
for my father...Copy !req
1350. who, in four years, never made a deal,
no matter what they offered him...Copy !req
1351. you're telling me that
now that he's free...Copy !req
1352. and we're making good
on our commitment to him...Copy !req
1353. he's just gonna decide,
out of the fucking blue...Copy !req
1354. to rip us off?Copy !req
1355. Why don't you tell me
what really happened.Copy !req
1356. What the hell for?Copy !req
1357. It'd just be more bullshit.Copy !req
1358. This man set us up.Copy !req
1359. Dad, I'm sorry,
but I don't know what's happening.Copy !req
1360. - It's all right. I do.
- What are you talking about?Copy !req
1361. That lump of shit's workin'
with the L.A.P.D.Copy !req
1362. I don't have the slightest
fucking idea...Copy !req
1363. what you're talking about.Copy !req
1364. Joe, I don't know what you think
you know, but you're wrong.Copy !req
1365. Like hell I am.Copy !req
1366. Trust me on this.
You've made a mistake.Copy !req
1367. He's a good kid.Copy !req
1368. I understand
you're super-fuckin'-pissed.Copy !req
1369. We're all real emotional.Copy !req
1370. But you're barking up the wrong tree.
I know him. He wouldn't do that.Copy !req
1371. You don't know jack shit!Copy !req
1372. I do.Copy !req
1373. The cocksucker
tipped off the cops...Copy !req
1374. and got Mr. Brown
and Mr. Blue killed.Copy !req
1375. - Mr. Blue is dead?
- Dead as Dillinger.Copy !req
1376. How do you know all this?Copy !req
1377. He was the only one
I wasn't 100 percent on.Copy !req
1378. I should have my head examined,
going ahead when I wasn't 100 percent.Copy !req
1379. - That's your proof?
- With instinct, you don't need proof.Copy !req
1380. I ignored it before,
but no more.Copy !req
1381. Have you lost your fuckin' mind?Copy !req
1382. I'm not gonna let you make
a terrible mistake.Copy !req
1383. Come on, guys.
Nobody wants this.Copy !req
1384. We're supposed to be
fuckin' professionals.Copy !req
1385. Larry, look...Copy !req
1386. it's been quite a long time.Copy !req
1387. A lot of jobs.Copy !req
1388. There's no need for this, man.Copy !req
1389. Let's just put our guns down...Copy !req
1390. and let's settle this...Copy !req
1391. with a fucking conversation.Copy !req
1392. Joe, if you kill that man,
you die next.Copy !req
1393. You kill him,
you die next.Copy !req
1394. Larry, we have been friends.Copy !req
1395. You respect my dad
and I respect you...Copy !req
1396. but I'll put bullets
in you.Copy !req
1397. You put that fuckin' gun
down now.Copy !req
1398. Goddamn you, Joe...Copy !req
1399. don't make me do this.Copy !req
1400. Larry, you stop pointin' that gun
at my dad!Copy !req
1401. I'm sorry, kid.Copy !req
1402. Looks like we're gonna...Copy !req
1403. do a little time.Copy !req
1404. I'm a cop.Copy !req
1405. Larry...Copy !req
1406. I'm sorry.Copy !req
1407. I'm...Copy !req
1408. so sorry.Copy !req
1409. I'm a cop.Copy !req
1410. I'm sorry.Copy !req
1411. I'm sorry.Copy !req
1412. I'm...Copy !req
1413. sorr...Copy !req
1414. Freeze!Copy !req
1415. Drop the fucking gun, buddy!Copy !req
1416. - Now!
- Put the gun down!Copy !req
1417. - Don't do it!
- Drop the gun, man!Copy !req
1418. - Drop the fucking gun!
- We're gonna blow you away!Copy !req