1. Demonic voice:
I am Satan,Copy !req
2. King of all
that is evil.Copy !req
3. In the name
of God almighty,Copy !req
4. I cast ye
back to hell!Copy !req
5. I command
thy putrid spiritCopy !req
6. Be banished from
this child's soul.Copy !req
7. Never!
The girl is mine!Copy !req
8. Mine, mine, mine,
mine, mine, mine...Copy !req
9. Don't you stick your
tongue out at me!Copy !req
10. Aw, I'll do what
I damn well please.Copy !req
11. Stop your cursing!Copy !req
12. Make me, slime ball.Copy !req
13. I am a priest!Copy !req
14. Oh, pardon me...Copy !req
15. Your reverend
and holy slime ball.Copy !req
16. How about these, pops?Copy !req
17. I command you,
close your blouse!Copy !req
18. Watch this, bud.Copy !req
19. Put down
that crucifix!Copy !req
20. Ohh, I love it!Copy !req
21. Stop it!
I command you!Copy !req
22. Be gone, Satan!Copy !req
23. Be gone, demon!Copy !req
24. No!Copy !req
25. Child, crying:
Mother! Mother!Copy !req
26. Mother!Copy !req
27. Father, is it
all over?Copy !req
28. Is Nancy
all right?Copy !req
29. Bless you.Copy !req
30. Father, how can I
possibly thank you?Copy !req
31. Mayii?Copy !req
32. Aah!Copy !req
33. Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!Copy !req
34. Aah! Ha ha ha!Copy !req
35. Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!Copy !req
36. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!Copy !req
37. Ew! Ooh!Copy !req
38. Ooh, ooh!
Aah!Copy !req
39. Aah!Copy !req
40. Ooh.Copy !req
41. I'll be back!Copy !req
42. Ooh!Copy !req
43. Oh, shit.Copy !req
44. Ooh.Copy !req
45. I was minding my businessCopy !req
46. when the devil
walked in on meCopy !req
47. oh, noCopy !req
48. waving his hands saidCopy !req
49. "come on, just follow me"Copy !req
50. so I, I looked him
in the eyeCopy !req
51. and I showed him
to the doorCopy !req
52. oh, noCopy !req
53. and I told him
to get lostCopy !req
54. 'cause I've been there
once beforeCopy !req
55. don't want to be
re-re-re-repossessedCopy !req
56. re-re-re-repossessedCopy !req
57. re-re-re-repossessedCopy !req
58. re-re-re-repossessedCopy !req
59. now I've... I've been invitedCopy !req
60. to the neverland
called hellCopy !req
61. it's much too warm for meCopy !req
62. don't like the heat
that wellCopy !req
63. and I looked fear
in the faceCopy !req
64. so many times beforeCopy !req
65. and that's why I'm so fast
to show him to the doorCopy !req
66. don't want to be
re-re-re-repossessedCopy !req
67. get on out...
Get on out of the doorCopy !req
68. re-re-re-repossessedCopy !req
69. get on out...
Get on out of the doorCopy !req
70. re-re-re-repossessedCopy !req
71. oh, noCopy !req
72. uh-ohCopy !req
73. get on out...
Get on out of the doorCopy !req
74. re-re-re-repossessedCopy !req
75. Priest, German accent:
Uh, Adams?Copy !req
76. Here.Copy !req
77. Blaine?Copy !req
78. Yes, father.Copy !req
79. Grigsby?Copy !req
80. Here, father.Copy !req
81. The mormon
tabernacle choir?Copy !req
82. hereCopy !req
83. Good day to you.
I am father mayii.Copy !req
84. And I would like to welcome
you to the seminar.Copy !req
85. I am here to discuss
an incident in my lifeCopy !req
86. That first destroyed,Copy !req
87. And then renewed my belief in divine
intervention. That first destroyed,Copy !req
88. And then renewed my belief
in divine intervention.Copy !req
89. 17 years ago, a young girl
was a victim of an episodeCopy !req
90. Of demonic possession,Copy !req
91. And I was called in
to rescue her soul.Copy !req
92. Now, that battle left me
broken physically,Copy !req
93. And mentally...Copy !req
94. But recently,Copy !req
95. My faith has been renewed.Copy !req
96. And I believe that even the
most cynical among you hereCopy !req
97. Will... Find...Copy !req
98. This story...Copy !req
99. Inspiring.Copy !req
100. Young lady, would you
pull down your dress?Copy !req
101. Sure.Copy !req
102. Up!Copy !req
103. Ooh.Copy !req
104. I had long since
lost trackCopy !req
105. Of the child Nancy.Copy !req
106. She had grown to womanhood
and got married,Copy !req
107. And had settled down
with her husbandCopy !req
108. And 2 lovely children,Copy !req
109. In a picturesque
neighborhoodCopy !req
110. With playful children
and picket fences,Copy !req
111. And lots of caucasians.Copy !req
112. Ah-choo!Copy !req
113. TV announcer: So,
for the fifth time,Copy !req
114. This charity matchCopy !req
115. Between the pro hockey
all-stars,Copy !req
116. And Peggy hamill's
pals on iceCopy !req
117. Has turned ugly, Dan.Copy !req
118. Yeah, and it was
rusty the roosterCopy !req
119. Who started it all
with his...Copy !req
120. For another episodeCopy !req
121. Of bride's head
revisited...Copy !req
122. At last...Copy !req
123. My dear, sweet,
loving bride!Copy !req
124. Oh, my darling!Copy !req
125. Ok, kids, dinner's
almost ready!Copy !req
126. Turn off the TV!Copy !req
127. What are we having?Copy !req
128. Oh, your favorite...
Prime ribs, sweet potatoes,Copy !req
129. Green beans...
And split pea soup.Copy !req
130. Not again!
Oh, mom!Copy !req
131. I hate
split pea soup!Copy !req
132. You know
we hate it.Copy !req
133. Mom, we hate it!Copy !req
134. I said they were
lovely children.Copy !req
135. At this point, they had not taken acting
lessons. I said they were lovely children.Copy !req
136. At this point, they had
not taken acting lessons.Copy !req
137. Really, mom, I want
to change my name.Copy !req
138. All my girlfriends
think it's dorky.Copy !req
139. Oh, honey, but frieda
is such a nice name.Copy !req
140. Not my first name.
My last name... aglet.Copy !req
141. Come on! What's it mean,
anyway?Copy !req
142. Well, frieda,
in the old days,Copy !req
143. Aglet meant he who puts
those tiny plastic thingsCopy !req
144. On the end of shoelaces.Copy !req
145. See, back then, a man's name
was the same as his occupation.Copy !req
146. Oh, like a man named
Fred carpenterCopy !req
147. Would build houses?Copy !req
148. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
149. Or a Thomas Baker
made bread?Copy !req
150. Exactly.Copy !req
151. So, what did
John hancock do?Copy !req
152. Well, there were
some exceptions.Copy !req
153. clap onCopy !req
154. clap offCopy !req
155. clap on,
clap offCopy !req
156. the clapperCopy !req
157. Here's Ernest
and Fanny rae weller.Copy !req
158. Hey, bless you!Copy !req
159. God bless you!Copy !req
160. Welcome to Ernest and
Fanny's miracle hour.Copy !req
161. I am Ernest...Copy !req
162. And I'm Fanny.Copy !req
163. Oh, and you all know
little foo-foo.Copy !req
164. Hi, foo-foo!Copy !req
165. Oh, foo-foo says,
"God bless you, everyone."Copy !req
166. Ha ha ha ha.Copy !req
167. We have a terrific
line-up of inspirationCopy !req
168. For you
on this program.Copy !req
169. As usual, we'll be
reading some passagesCopy !req
170. From the good book.Copy !req
171. And just possibly,
we will healCopy !req
172. Some of our sickly,
and/or...Copy !req
173. Crippled followers.Copy !req
174. And you know, Ernest,Copy !req
175. Foo-foo just loves
when you heal people.Copy !req
176. Foo-foo is
a good dog.Copy !req
177. Arf!
Why, you little shit!Copy !req
178. Zu. Shih-tzu.Copy !req
179. Ahh.Copy !req
180. I don't want
to watch this!Copy !req
181. No, way!Copy !req
182. Hey, hey, hey, hey...
Come on, now.Copy !req
183. Ok, ok.
I'll change it.Copy !req
184. Why,
you little foo-foo.Copy !req
185. That's strange.Copy !req
186. I don't know...Copy !req
187. Maybe the batteries
are dead.Copy !req
188. I'll change it
myself.Copy !req
189. We're going to defeat
the mightiest evil of all...Copy !req
190. The devil himself!Copy !req
191. Never forget that Satan
constantly surrounds us,Copy !req
192. With but one goal
in mind...Copy !req
193. To steal your soul!Copy !req
194. Silence!Copy !req
195. One more wordCopy !req
196. Out of you little
sacks of shit,Copy !req
197. And there'll be no more
TV for you tonight!Copy !req
198. Ha ha ha ha!Copy !req
199. Ahh...Copy !req
200. Oh! Uhh! Uhh...Copy !req
201. Oh! Oh, kids,
I'm so sorry!Copy !req
202. I don't know what
came over me!Copy !req
203. Oh!Copy !req
204. 20 bucks says
it's p.M.S.Copy !req
205. Make it stop!
Make it stop!Copy !req
206. Aah! Make it stop!Copy !req
207. I hate that control.Copy !req
208. Oh, honey,
I'm so sorry.Copy !req
209. Hey, don't be
so hard on yourself.Copy !req
210. I should've ducked.Copy !req
211. You have this thing
checked outCopy !req
212. By Dr. Hackett
tomorrow, ok?Copy !req
213. Yep. Definitely p.M.S.Copy !req
214. I had no idea that Satan
had entered Nancy's body.Copy !req
215. And seized her soul
once again.Copy !req
216. As a matter of fact,
at that time,Copy !req
217. I was so burned-out...
As they say in California...Copy !req
218. I couldn't find my butt
with both my hands.Copy !req
219. I took a sabbatical,
and I traveled.Copy !req
220. But no matter
where I went,Copy !req
221. The memory
of that awful nightCopy !req
222. Kept haunting me.Copy !req
223. Oh, honey, I forgot
to grab my purse.Copy !req
224. Let's go back.Copy !req
225. All right.Copy !req
226. Ha ha. Here? Now?Copy !req
227. Oh, excuse me.
Are you getting off?Copy !req
228. Dr. Fingers, please
report to proctology.Copy !req
229. Dr. Fingers...Copy !req
230. Oh, doctor...
Dr. Hackett?Copy !req
231. Uh, no.
I'm not a doctor.Copy !req
232. But I do play one
on television.Copy !req
233. That's why I recommend
new buffer capsCopy !req
234. For fast-acting,
long relief.Copy !req
235. You're lucky, Rick.
Not many amputeesCopy !req
236. Are fortunate enough
to receive a transplanted arm.Copy !req
237. I know, but it's too
bad that wrestlerCopy !req
238. Had to die
for me to get it.Copy !req
239. Man, Chinese accent:
Call for Dr. Hackett!Copy !req
240. Uh-oh. Got to go.Copy !req
241. See you in rehab.Copy !req
242. Sure doc.
Uhh!Copy !req
243. Oh, hello,
Dr. Hackett.Copy !req
244. Hello, Nancy.
Long time, no see.Copy !req
245. So, uh, what seems
to be your problem?Copy !req
246. Something came over me
last night.Copy !req
247. I just felt such...
Incredible anger.Copy !req
248. Then, suddenly,
I vomited on my family.Copy !req
249. Hmm.Copy !req
250. Smooth or chunky?Copy !req
251. Uh, smooth.Copy !req
252. Oh, doctor,
what could it be?Copy !req
253. Possibly the flu.
I just hadCopy !req
254. A couple of cases
of it come in today.Copy !req
255. I must admit
that hospitalsCopy !req
256. Have always
frightened me.Copy !req
257. Nancy, relax. Relax.Copy !req
258. Hmm...Copy !req
259. Hmm...Copy !req
260. Hmm...Copy !req
261. So, what's wrong
with me?Copy !req
262. Well, in a nutshell,
I took a surveyCopy !req
263. Of all the doctors
gathered here.Copy !req
264. When I tallied
their opinions,Copy !req
265. The survey said...Copy !req
266. All, applauding: Good answer!
The survey said...Copy !req
267. All, applauding:
Good answer!Copy !req
268. Good answer!Copy !req
269. Oh, dear lord, why?Copy !req
270. I mean, after my exorcism,
I-I've strived to leadCopy !req
271. A good, clean,
decent life.Copy !req
272. I haven't done anything
morally wrong.Copy !req
273. Oh, except watch
that rob lowe video.Copy !req
274. Just give me a sign.Copy !req
275. hallelujahCopy !req
276. Oh, that's it!Copy !req
277. hallelujahCopy !req
278. Nancy reached out
for the guidance of God.Copy !req
279. She discovered that
she was not the only oneCopy !req
280. Walking the streets
in search of the pathCopy !req
281. Of penitence and truth.Copy !req
282. God comforts even
the lowliest of them,Copy !req
283. Even though they lack
any shred of intelligence.Copy !req
284. The name's north, ma'am.Copy !req
285. I have a reservation.Copy !req
286. Let's see...
Uh, yes. Mr. North.Copy !req
287. How long has it beenCopy !req
288. Since your last
confession?Copy !req
289. I don't recall,
counsel.Copy !req
290. Ok, uh, please
follow me.Copy !req
291. It was here she met
father Luke brophy...Copy !req
292. A dedicated young priest.Copy !req
293. He who gives of himselfCopy !req
294. To someone
other than himselfCopy !req
295. Will find that
he shall receiveCopy !req
296. From that someone...Copy !req
297. Something
that... that...Copy !req
298. Someone
other than he...Copy !req
299. Uh... Wait, um...Copy !req
300. Ok, he...Copy !req
301. Shall receive
that which he gave.Copy !req
302. Of himself, which,Copy !req
303. Uh...Copy !req
304. I said he was dedicated.Copy !req
305. I did not say
he was articulate.Copy !req
306. Look, just be good
to each other.Copy !req
307. Ohh!Copy !req
308. With that in mind,
Ohh!Copy !req
309. With that in mind,Copy !req
310. I will now ask
our ushersCopy !req
311. To please pass around
the donation basket.Copy !req
312. Our church thanks you.Copy !req
313. Father brophy
was a man of integrity.Copy !req
314. A man dedicated
to his beliefs.Copy !req
315. A man about 5'10"
in his stocking feet.Copy !req
316. It was father LukeCopy !req
317. Who would make me
once again come face-to-faceCopy !req
318. With my nightmares,
and would introduce meCopy !req
319. To some very interesting
Armenian food.Copy !req
320. As a matter of fact,
it was at the dinner tableCopy !req
321. That he heard his brother
say, "Luke..."Copy !req
322. Always wipe the rim."Copy !req
323. Sister brothers...Copy !req
324. Excuse me, father.Copy !req
325. While tallying
the donations,Copy !req
326. I came upon this noteCopy !req
327. With your name
written on it.Copy !req
328. Thank you.Copy !req
329. Father mayii?Copy !req
330. Yes, yes?Copy !req
331. Is it true that
priests and nunsCopy !req
332. Have orgies
in the Vatican?Copy !req
333. What?Copy !req
334. Father Luke suffered from
the burden of self-doubt,Copy !req
335. Always questioning himself.Copy !req
336. Was he good enough
to be a priest?Copy !req
337. Should he have been
a rabbi instead?Copy !req
338. After all, they do
have Sundays off.Copy !req
339. And the question that
nagged him the most...Copy !req
340. Why weren't there any
Japanese players in the nba?Copy !req
341. Was it the hand
of the almightyCopy !req
342. That drew Luke
to the phone that night?Copy !req
343. Or had he just forgottenCopy !req
344. To leave his answering
machine on again?Copy !req
345. Hello?Copy !req
346. Father brophy?
Hi. This is Nancy aglet.Copy !req
347. I'm the one that
left you that note today.Copy !req
348. That's so strange.Copy !req
349. I was just about
to phone you.Copy !req
350. I hope I'm not
disturbing you.Copy !req
351. I looked your name up
in the phone book.Copy !req
352. That's ok.
Now, what's thisCopy !req
353. About your having
a religious problem?Copy !req
354. Honey...Copy !req
355. Oh, sorry. Have you seen
my nose hair clippers?Copy !req
356. Um, they're
in the, uh, cabinet.Copy !req
357. Listen, I really can't
talk about this over the phone.Copy !req
358. Is it possible you could
come over tonight,Copy !req
359. So we could
speak privately?Copy !req
360. Uh, well, you see,
it's my, uh...Copy !req
361. Please, father.
It's very, very serious.Copy !req
362. Sure. Where
do you live?Copy !req
363. I live at 733 sex drive.Copy !req
364. Thank you.
Good-bye.Copy !req
365. Good-bye.Copy !req
366. Hey, let's playCopy !req
367. With the mystic
spirit board, ok?Copy !req
368. Enter, please.Copy !req
369. Well, welcome,
father.Copy !req
370. I'm Braydon aglet.Copy !req
371. Hello.Copy !req
372. And these are my
children ned and frieda.Copy !req
373. Hi.
Hi.Copy !req
374. Come on, dad,
let's play!Copy !req
375. Come on, dad,
please, let's play.Copy !req
376. In a second.Copy !req
377. Nancy said you'd
be dropping by.Copy !req
378. Something about her
doing some workCopy !req
379. With the church?Copy !req
380. Uh, something
like that, yes.Copy !req
381. What should we
ask it first, dad?Copy !req
382. Oh, well, uh... Well,
there's somethingCopy !req
383. I've always wanted
to ask.Copy !req
384. Will Ted Kennedy
ever become president?Copy !req
385. Ho ho ho! I guess
not, eh, kids?Copy !req
386. Braydon,
I thought we'd spokenCopy !req
387. About using that thing
in this house.Copy !req
388. I never want to see that
thing in this house again!Copy !req
389. Ohh! Oh, I'm so sorry!Copy !req
390. Ohh...Copy !req
391. Father, maybe we could...Copy !req
392. Go in the other room
and speak privately?Copy !req
393. Sure.Copy !req
394. It was... it was very
nice meeting you.Copy !req
395. I-I assume you don't
want your familyCopy !req
396. Knowing about this.Copy !req
397. No, I don't.Copy !req
398. No one knows what happened to
me in my past. No, I don't.Copy !req
399. No one knows what
happened to me in my past.Copy !req
400. And what I believe is
happening to me now.Copy !req
401. Ok, and what exactly
is that?Copy !req
402. I believe I'm being
possessed by the devil.Copy !req
403. The devil?Copy !req
404. Mrs. Aglet, are you
under any kindCopy !req
405. Of psychiatric care
at all?Copy !req
406. I once gave my word
never to show anyoneCopy !req
407. What you are
about to see.Copy !req
408. High school
debating champion?Copy !req
409. Papal seal
of possession?Copy !req
410. Signed by the pope.Copy !req
411. Mrs...Copy !req
412. Mrs. Aglet,
I apologize,Copy !req
413. But I guess
I've always feltCopy !req
414. That these stories
of demonic possessionCopy !req
415. Were nothing more
than religious folklore.Copy !req
416. Why did you call me?
Why didn't you contactCopy !req
417. The exorcist... father magi?Copy !req
418. Mayii. Father
Jedediah mayii.Copy !req
419. Well, they say he
retired from the churchCopy !req
420. Right after
my exorcism.Copy !req
421. What makes you think that
you're being possessed again?Copy !req
422. Satan's spirit flew
right out of my TV setCopy !req
423. And into my soul.Copy !req
424. Ok...Copy !req
425. Oh, no, I know it
sounds crazy,Copy !req
426. But it must be true.Copy !req
427. Father,
please help me.Copy !req
428. Please!Copy !req
429. I'll do
whatever I can.Copy !req
430. Here...Copy !req
431. Take this.Copy !req
432. It might help.Copy !req
433. Uh, I, uh...Copy !req
434. I got to go now, ok?Copy !req
435. You're not going
anywhere, scuzzball!Copy !req
436. Ah ha ha ha ha!Copy !req
437. Ha ha ha ha!Copy !req
438. This blood is mine!Copy !req
439. Do you understand?
The blood is mine!Copy !req
440. Dad! Mom's humping
the priest!Copy !req
441. Die! Die!Copy !req
442. Holy...Copy !req
443. Honey...Copy !req
444. Die, you slug!Copy !req
445. Die!Copy !req
446. Here's the, uh, camera,Copy !req
447. And the cassette recorder
that you asked for.Copy !req
448. Thank you.Copy !req
449. Father, what's
going on here?Copy !req
450. I mean, we just had to tie
my wife down to the bed.Copy !req
451. I've never done anything
like that before in my life.Copy !req
452. Well, except
that one timeCopy !req
453. When the kids
were away at camp.Copy !req
454. Mr. Aglet...Copy !req
455. I don't know what's
wrong with your wife,Copy !req
456. But I'll certainly
do all I canCopy !req
457. To find out.Copy !req
458. Hello, Nancy.Copy !req
459. I must say, you
certainly don't lookCopy !req
460. Anything like you did
a few minutes ago.Copy !req
461. I am the devil!Copy !req
462. Well...Copy !req
463. I guess that means
that you and I have goneCopy !req
464. From being friends
to being enemies.Copy !req
465. I am far more powerful
than you can ever imagine.Copy !req
466. Maybe...Copy !req
467. However, you are
but one being.Copy !req
468. I represent the belief
of far more people.Copy !req
469. Did you know that
the Christian religionCopy !req
470. Has over
a billion followers?Copy !req
471. Big deal. So does
the wheel of fortune.Copy !req
472. So, don't try to impress me
with numbers.Copy !req
473. I hate all forms
of religion.Copy !req
474. And I hate all who
do not bow in my presence,Copy !req
475. No matter if they call
themselves a baptist,Copy !req
476. A protestant, a catholic,
or a Jew!Copy !req
477. Oh, God bless you.Copy !req
478. Silence!Copy !req
479. Watch yourself, boy.Copy !req
480. The last collar jockey
who screwed with meCopy !req
481. Ended up with
a dislocated shoulder.Copy !req
482. You can't frighten me.Copy !req
483. They found it
in Baltimore.Copy !req
484. By the way...Copy !req
485. How would you like
a little souvenirCopy !req
486. From my last conquest?Copy !req
487. Father brophy,Copy !req
488. Meet father mayii.
Father brophy,Copy !req
489. Meet father mayii.Copy !req
490. I never thought that
looked like me. I-I...Copy !req
491. Does that look like me?Copy !req
492. I think it looks more
like Phil donahue.Copy !req
493. You silly,
weak fool!Copy !req
494. Putting so much faithCopy !req
495. In a God you've
never even seen before.Copy !req
496. I don't need
to see him,Copy !req
497. For the Bible says
that God created manCopy !req
498. In his own image.Copy !req
499. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
500. Then how do you explain
pee-wee Herman?Copy !req
501. All right...Copy !req
502. If you really
are the devil,Copy !req
503. Then why don't
you prove it?Copy !req
504. How about you do
something supernatural?Copy !req
505. Not impressed, huh?Copy !req
506. Well, how about
if I...Copy !req
507. Make the film break?Copy !req
508. Oh. Of... of course
I love you. Yeah.Copy !req
509. This evening, 8:30.Copy !req
510. Tonight? No, no.Copy !req
511. No feathers. We'll use
the whole chicken.Copy !req
512. Ahem.Copy !req
513. Father brophy
was very disturbed.Copy !req
514. So, father,
what happened?Copy !req
515. It may sound
unbelievable,Copy !req
516. But my guess
is that Nancy is...Copy !req
517. Possessed
by the devil.Copy !req
518. Yeah, I knew it!Copy !req
519. He said
it's only a guess!Copy !req
520. I still say
it's p.M.S.Copy !req
521. As father brophy drove
from the aglet home,Copy !req
522. A great fear welled up
within himCopy !req
523. Like a big sneeze.Copy !req
524. You feel it build,Copy !req
525. But you know you can't stop itCopy !req
526. Without making your ears plug upCopy !req
527. And a bubble come out
of your nose.Copy !req
528. How could he,Copy !req
529. A young, inexperienced priest,Copy !req
530. Do battle alone
with the dark lord himself?Copy !req
531. Then, it came to himCopy !req
532. Like a sign from heaven.Copy !req
533. Like a sign from heaven.Copy !req
534. Hey, hey!Copy !req
535. I can't see nothing!
What are you doing up there?Copy !req
536. Second man:
What's going on?Copy !req
537. Is that you?
Hey, get up!Copy !req
538. The young priest
had read aboutCopy !req
539. The exorcism I had performed
in 1973Copy !req
540. As well as my 17-year
decline into oblivion.Copy !req
541. But he tried to call me anyway.Copy !req
542. Strangely, my number
kept ringing busy.Copy !req
543. Was it Satan's trickery at work?Copy !req
544. Or was it just my party line?Copy !req
545. If he had reached me,Copy !req
546. I would have told him
not to come.Copy !req
547. I was weak and tired,Copy !req
548. Listless, out of sorts, and...Copy !req
549. My stools were a little loose.Copy !req
550. Sister, I'm looking
for the room...Copy !req
551. Hold out your hands.Copy !req
552. Excuse me?Copy !req
553. Hold out your hands.Copy !req
554. Ow!Copy !req
555. Don't run
in the hallways!Copy !req
556. Now, what do you need?Copy !req
557. Which room is father
Jedediah mayii in?Copy !req
558. Upstairs on the left.Copy !req
559. Thank you.Copy !req
560. Ah-ah-ah!Copy !req
561. Ow!Copy !req
562. A fierce tornado smashed its wayCopy !req
563. Through an unpopulated,Copy !req
564. Uninhabited stretch
of barren desert today...Copy !req
565. Causing no noticeable damageCopy !req
566. To an unspecified...Copy !req
567. Yes?Copy !req
568. Who is it?Copy !req
569. Father mayii?Copy !req
570. Yes, you may.Copy !req
571. Father,
I'm father Luke brophyCopy !req
572. From our lady
of the evening.Copy !req
573. I'm terribly sorry
for coming by so late,Copy !req
574. But there's someone who
desperately needs you,Copy !req
575. Someone you helped a long time ago. But
there's someone who desperately needs you,Copy !req
576. Someone you helped
a long time ago.Copy !req
577. Someone I helped
a long time ago?Copy !req
578. Who?Copy !req
579. Nancy aglet.Copy !req
580. I don't, uh...Copy !req
581. Recall the name.Copy !req
582. Well, then maybe you'll
recall her exorcism.Copy !req
583. Oh, good lord.Copy !req
584. Oh!Copy !req
585. Little Nancy velsmo.Copy !req
586. Oh, that poor child.Copy !req
587. That poor child.Copy !req
588. She barely survived
the exorcism,Copy !req
589. As did I.Copy !req
590. And you say that
she needs my help?Copy !req
591. I think Nancy has been...Copy !req
592. Repossessed.Copy !req
593. Repossessed?Copy !req
594. Repossessed?Copy !req
595. How can you be sure?Copy !req
596. She's displaying
all the main traits...Copy !req
597. An ungodly voice,Copy !req
598. Maniacal
facial expressions,Copy !req
599. Violent spasms...Copy !req
600. But that doesn't
prove a thing.Copy !req
601. She could be related to Joe cocker.
But that doesn't prove a thing.Copy !req
602. She could be
related to Joe cocker.Copy !req
603. No.Copy !req
604. Could it be
she has p.M.S.?Copy !req
605. Father, I've seen her!Copy !req
606. She's sufferingCopy !req
607. From something unholy.Copy !req
608. Satan has taken
her soul again!Copy !req
609. You have to help her!Copy !req
610. I can't.Copy !req
611. But you must!Copy !req
612. I can't!Copy !req
613. I said it, damn you.Copy !req
614. Father,
are you all right?Copy !req
615. It's my heart.Copy !req
616. It began at Nancy's exorcism.Copy !req
617. That's why
I can't help you.Copy !req
618. If Satan should find me
in this weakened condition,Copy !req
619. He could take
possession of my soulCopy !req
620. And become even stronger.Copy !req
621. But if you can't
help her, who can?Copy !req
622. I don't know.Copy !req
623. I don't.Copy !req
624. But... good lord, yes!Copy !req
625. You could do it.Copy !req
626. You're young.
You're strong.Copy !req
627. Luke...Copy !req
628. It is your destiny.Copy !req
629. There's no way.Copy !req
630. You see, there's something
that I haven't told you.Copy !req
631. I think I've
lost my faith.Copy !req
632. Luke!
I think I've lost my faith.Copy !req
633. Luke!Copy !req
634. I never want to hear youCopy !req
635. Say anything
like that again.Copy !req
636. Now, why...Copy !req
637. Why don't you...Copy !req
638. Look at it like this.Copy !req
639. Maybe this is God's way
of reaffirming your faith.Copy !req
640. While you're
saving Nancy's soul,Copy !req
641. You're also saving your own
soul at the same time.Copy !req
642. After all, God does work
in strange ways, doesn't he?Copy !req
643. Yes. Yes, he does.Copy !req
644. Good.Copy !req
645. You've given me a lot
to think about, father.Copy !req
646. Good night, and, uh...Copy !req
647. God bless you.Copy !req
648. God bless you, son.Copy !req
649. Now, you have a great
deal of work to do.Copy !req
650. And Luke...Copy !req
651. May the faith be with you.Copy !req
652. Man, on TV: This just in.Copy !req
653. Father mayii has once again
Man, on TV: This just in.Copy !req
654. Father mayii has once againCopy !req
655. Wormed his way out of
yet another exorcism.Copy !req
656. Father mayii.Copy !req
657. Yes?Copy !req
658. Wasn't it hard to...
To live with yourselfCopy !req
659. After completely
wimping outCopy !req
660. And allowing a wuss
like father LukeCopy !req
661. To go up against Satan
all by himself?Copy !req
662. I mean, didn't
you feel likeCopy !req
663. A complete piece
of gutless, spineless,Copy !req
664. Primordial slime?Copy !req
665. Next question.Copy !req
666. Luke knew little
about the ritual of exorcism,Copy !req
667. So he arranged for a meetingCopy !req
668. With the supreme council
for exorcism grantings.Copy !req
669. You looking for father Luke?Copy !req
670. Wrong window.Copy !req
671. He's 4 windows
to your right.Copy !req
672. His stomach was acting
up like a schnauzer in heat.Copy !req
673. Would they believe him? His stomach
was acting up like a schnauzer in heat.Copy !req
674. Would they believe him?Copy !req
675. Would they mock him?Copy !req
676. Would they validate his parking?Copy !req
677. He turned to the good book
for comfort.Copy !req
678. Father brophy?Copy !req
679. Please come in.Copy !req
680. Father brophy,
I am father Crosby.Copy !req
681. Father stills...Copy !req
682. Father Nash...Copy !req
683. And father young.Copy !req
684. Brophy, rapping:
I'm gonna tell you allCopy !req
685. about a mother who's flyCopy !req
686. I'm talkin' 'bout
my home boyCopy !req
687. father mayiiCopy !req
688. he cast out the devilCopy !req
689. and he didn't even yellCopy !req
690. and now the fool is coolin'Copy !req
691. in a place called hellCopy !req
692. all the catholics
in the houseCopy !req
693. say ho-oCopy !req
694. Ho-o!Copy !req
695. Does anyone know where...Copy !req
696. Oh, there you are, Ernest.Copy !req
697. I'm sure you know Ernest
and Fanny rae weller.Copy !req
698. Hello.
Hello!Copy !req
699. Oh, foo-foo
says hello, too!Copy !req
700. Hi, foo-foo!Copy !req
701. Sit, sit,
sit, sit, sit.Copy !req
702. With all due
respect, father,Copy !req
703. What are they doing here?Copy !req
704. The wellers are our guests.Copy !req
705. It's all part of the
interfaith exchange programCopy !req
706. The church has adopted.Copy !req
707. I see.Copy !req
708. We understand that you are
presenting evidenceCopy !req
709. Regarding possible
demonic possession.Copy !req
710. Please begin.Copy !req
711. I was minding my businessCopy !req
712. when the devil
walked in on meCopy !req
713. waving his hands, saidCopy !req
714. come on, just follow meCopy !req
715. so I... I looked him
in the eyesCopy !req
716. and I showed him to the doorCopy !req
717. and I told him to get lostCopy !req
718. 'cause I've been there once
before and I told him to get lostCopy !req
719. 'cause I've been there
once beforeCopy !req
720. don't wanna beCopy !req
721. re-re-reCopy !req
722. repossessedCopy !req
723. re-re-reCopy !req
724. repossessedCopy !req
725. And for these reasons...Copy !req
726. I feel an exorcism
is warranted.Copy !req
727. Do you have
any further informationCopy !req
728. That we might
want to consider?Copy !req
729. Did I mention that
Mrs. Aglet also...Copy !req
730. Gave me a little head?Copy !req
731. I pray you grant
this exorcism.Copy !req
732. If I may...Copy !req
733. It is my opinion that
he has indeed provedCopy !req
734. That an exorcism
is necessary.Copy !req
735. Furthermore...Copy !req
736. Why don't we televise
this exorcism?Copy !req
737. Hmm.Copy !req
738. Come on.Copy !req
739. Well, Mr. Financial
advisor.Copy !req
740. What do you think
of my plan?Copy !req
741. Ever since your little
midnight liaisonsCopy !req
742. With that boy's choir
went public,Copy !req
743. The ministry's contributions
have gone down dramatically.Copy !req
744. Your plan better net
$6 million in 2 weeks,Copy !req
745. Because if it doesn't,Copy !req
746. The word on the street is...Copy !req
747. Your ministry is history.Copy !req
748. Aaron, why don't
you just...Copy !req
749. Lighten up.Copy !req
750. Fanny rae:
Come on, now,Copy !req
751. Go get the ball
from daddy.Copy !req
752. Come on!
Ha ha!Copy !req
753. Oh, no... Oh...
Oh, Ernest!Copy !req
754. Look what I did
to my new dress!Copy !req
755. And do you know how much
this cost our followers?Copy !req
756. Oh, no, just
look at this mess.Copy !req
757. What am I gonna do?Copy !req
758. Foo-foo?Copy !req
759. Foo-foo!Copy !req
760. Ernie, where's foo-foo?Copy !req
761. Bye, foo-foo!Copy !req
762. So, Mr. Weller.Copy !req
763. They say you have a great
idea for my network.Copy !req
764. Well, Mr. Tartastein,Copy !req
765. This special
is called...Copy !req
766. Ernest and Fanny's
exorcism tonight.Copy !req
767. It will be
broadcast liveCopy !req
768. Throughout the entire
world via satellite.Copy !req
769. It will air continuously
until the final outcome.Copy !req
770. All the
commercial proceedsCopy !req
771. Go to your network.Copy !req
772. And all
the phone donationsCopy !req
773. Come to my ministry.Copy !req
774. You don't mind
doing businessCopy !req
775. With the devil, do you,
Mr. Tartastein?Copy !req
776. Ha. Are you kidding?Copy !req
777. How do you think love boat
got on the air?Copy !req
778. So, do we have a deal?Copy !req
779. We have a deal.Copy !req
780. May Ernest and Fanny's
exorcism tonightCopy !req
781. Be this network's
biggest ratings bonanza!Copy !req
782. Father mayii?Copy !req
783. Yes?Copy !req
784. Have you adhered
strictlyCopy !req
785. To your vow of celibacy?Copy !req
786. Yes, I have.Copy !req
787. Me, too.Copy !req
788. I'm not surprised.
Me, too.Copy !req
789. I'm not surprised.Copy !req
790. Mine was by choice.Copy !req
791. Mrs. Aglet?Copy !req
792. Heh heh.Copy !req
793. Hear my words,
demon.Copy !req
794. I will cast thee from
this poor woman's soul,Copy !req
795. Because thou art
the prince of darkness,Copy !req
796. The epitome
of all evil.Copy !req
797. Eat shit and die.Copy !req
798. Let's see
Geraldo Rivera top this.Copy !req
799. Wait till they
get a load of me.Copy !req
800. I had no way of knowingCopy !req
801. The forces of evil were
growing ever more powerful.Copy !req
802. But somehow I sensed...Copy !req
803. It was not Nancy aglet
the devil wanted.Copy !req
804. He wanted me,Copy !req
805. And, by God,
I had to be ready.Copy !req
806. So I decided to not only
revitalize my faithCopy !req
807. But to restore my physical
strength as well.Copy !req
808. As they say
in greenwich village...Copy !req
809. To tighten and tone my buns.Copy !req
810. Excuse me. Uh,
I'm father mayii.Copy !req
811. I called...Copy !req
812. Hey, padre!Copy !req
813. How you doin'?Copy !req
814. I've been
expecting you.Copy !req
815. Are you ready for
the workout now?Copy !req
816. What are we gonna
work on today?Copy !req
817. Pecmans?Copy !req
818. Buttissimo?Copy !req
819. Ah, the old
abba dabbasCopy !req
820. Look a little
soft, huh?Copy !req
821. I beg your pardon...Copy !req
822. First things first.Copy !req
823. Let's put this
on your wrist.Copy !req
824. What is that?Copy !req
825. Ok, this is a digital
heart monitor.Copy !req
826. When your heart rateCopy !req
827. Reaches a certain
stress level,Copy !req
828. It beeps.Copy !req
829. The harder you pump,Copy !req
830. The faster it beeps.Copy !req
831. Oh.Copy !req
832. Hi there, sailor.Copy !req
833. Heh. Heh. Sailor.Copy !req
834. You know...Copy !req
835. He must think this
is a naval uniform.Copy !req
836. Oh...Copy !req
837. Hey, your holiness.Copy !req
838. You ok?Copy !req
839. Well, let's rock
and roll! Come on!Copy !req
840. No, no, I don't want to go
to the women's gymnasium.Copy !req
841. Ah, your h-ness,
this is the 90s.Copy !req
842. Everybody's doing it
together. Come on.Copy !req
843. Oh, I... I just
remembered.Copy !req
844. I have another
appointment.Copy !req
845. Padre, listen to me.
First of all,Copy !req
846. You can't work out in this.Copy !req
847. Let's go put some real
workout clothes on.Copy !req
848. How you doing?Copy !req
849. Mind keeping that
door closed, please?Copy !req
850. What do you say
we start sweating...Copy !req
851. For the lord.
But I really...Copy !req
852. Come on. Here we go.Copy !req
853. Excuse me.Copy !req
854. Hi, father.Copy !req
855. Is there a convention
in town?Copy !req
856. pump up the jamCopy !req
857. pump it upCopy !req
858. while your feet are thumpin'Copy !req
859. and the jam is pumpin'Copy !req
860. look at here
the crowd is jumpin'Copy !req
861. pump it upCopy !req
862. a little moreCopy !req
863. get the party going
on the dance floorCopy !req
864. see, 'cause that's
where the party's atCopy !req
865. and you'll find out
if you do thatCopy !req
866. I don't wantCopy !req
867. All right, father.Copy !req
868. You wanna concentrate now.Copy !req
869. Back straight, stomach in
nice and tight, ok?Copy !req
870. This is a great exercise
for the inner thigh.Copy !req
871. When I count to 3,Copy !req
872. Breathe normally,Copy !req
873. And ease out slowly.Copy !req
874. Ready? Come on, now.
And ease out slowly.Copy !req
875. Ready? Come on, now.Copy !req
876. One...Copy !req
877. 2...
Ah!Copy !req
878. make my dayCopy !req
879. make myCopy !req
880. Well...Copy !req
881. Hello there.Copy !req
882. How you doing?Copy !req
883. I always wanted to have
a personal trainer.Copy !req
884. Excuse me,
I'm looking for a man.Copy !req
885. Oh, no, you go find
one of your own.Copy !req
886. This one's
already taken.Copy !req
887. Check, please.Copy !req
888. while your feet
are thumpin'Copy !req
889. and the jam is pumpin'Copy !req
890. look at here
the crowd is jumpin'Copy !req
891. pump it up a little moreCopy !req
892. get the party goin'
on the dance floorCopy !req
893. see, 'cause that's where
the party's atCopy !req
894. Slowly.Copy !req
895. There you go.Copy !req
896. Let's go for 10, ok?Copy !req
897. Father mayii,
I'm so glad I found you.Copy !req
898. I went to visit you
at the home, but...Copy !req
899. The sister at the front
desk said you were here.Copy !req
900. Luke, you look
troubled.Copy !req
901. But then, you've always
looked troubled.Copy !req
902. The supreme council
has granted the exorcism.Copy !req
903. Well, thank God.Copy !req
904. There's a catch,
I'm afraid.Copy !req
905. Have you heard of
Ernest weller?Copy !req
906. The evangelist with the
wife and matching dog?Copy !req
907. Weller has convinced them
to televise the exorcism.Copy !req
908. What?Copy !req
909. My God!Copy !req
910. That charlatan!Copy !req
911. That hypocrite!Copy !req
912. Ah!Copy !req
913. There. You see?Copy !req
914. Someone else who knows
that it's wrong.Copy !req
915. You're a good man,
Larry.Copy !req
916. It's a sacrilege.Copy !req
917. It's a travesty.Copy !req
918. Televised exorcism?Copy !req
919. I can't believe that
they'd do such a thing!Copy !req
920. Well, they claim that it
will convert millions.Copy !req
921. Millions!
In weller's pocket!Copy !req
922. The man is a thief!Copy !req
923. He's a swindler!Copy !req
924. He's a crook posing
as a man of God!Copy !req
925. That's the spirit,
father!Copy !req
926. Together, we can do it!Copy !req
927. No, Luke.Copy !req
928. Ah!Copy !req
929. Think of Nancy, father.Copy !req
930. You're the only one
with the experience.Copy !req
931. No, Luke, I do not
have the strength.Copy !req
932. You must do it.Copy !req
933. Raise up your faith, Luke.Copy !req
934. Make it a giant
sword against Satan.Copy !req
935. Remember...Copy !req
936. Faith can move mountains.Copy !req
937. Yeah!Copy !req
938. pump up the jamCopy !req
939. pump it upCopy !req
940. while your feet
are thumpin'Copy !req
941. and the jam is pumpin'Copy !req
942. look at here
the crowd is jumpin'Copy !req
943. pump it upCopy !req
944. a little moreCopy !req
945. get your party goin'
on the dance floorCopy !req
946. see, 'cause that's
where the party's atCopy !req
947. and you'll find out
if you do thatCopy !req
948. I don't wantCopy !req
949. a place to stayCopy !req
950. get your Booty
on the floor tonightCopy !req
951. make my dayCopy !req
952. I don't wantCopy !req
953. a place to stayCopy !req
954. get your Booty
on the floor tonightCopy !req
955. make my dayCopy !req
956. 6... 7...Copy !req
957. Good, let's switch!Copy !req
958. One... 2...Copy !req
959. 3... 4...Copy !req
960. 5... 6...Copy !req
961. 7...
And reach to the side.Copy !req
962. And one! Come on!Copy !req
963. Bend! 3 and 4!Copy !req
964. 5, 6, 7.Copy !req
965. Twist again.Copy !req
966. Feel it,
come on, work it!Copy !req
967. 4... 5...Copy !req
968. 6... 7...Copy !req
969. Now the upper arms reach.Copy !req
970. Come on. 3, 3, 5.Copy !req
971. 6. Forward!
Come on. 3, 3, 5.Copy !req
972. 6. Forward!Copy !req
973. Forward.Copy !req
974. 2, 3, faster!Copy !req
975. 1, 2, 3, 4.Copy !req
976. Come on, summer's coming!Copy !req
977. Get those butts in gear!Copy !req
978. 2, 3, 4.Copy !req
979. Let's work with
doggy kicks.Copy !req
980. Come on!Copy !req
981. And higher!Copy !req
982. 3... 4...Copy !req
983. 5... Come on!Copy !req
984. Get it up!Copy !req
985. Here we go!Copy !req
986. 8... 7...Copy !req
987. 6... 5...Copy !req
988. 4... You've got 3!Copy !req
989. 2... One...Copy !req
990. 8 more!
8... Whoo!Copy !req
991. 7...Copy !req
992. I can't do it
alone, father.Copy !req
993. You can, Luke.
And you must.Copy !req
994. But I'm afraid
to be defeatedCopy !req
995. In front of millions.Copy !req
996. That didn't stop Mike Tyson.Copy !req
997. Luke, remember...Copy !req
998. When you fall on your face,
you're still moving forward.Copy !req
999. My heart is weak,
and I'm too old.Copy !req
1000. And I will not participate
in this... This...Copy !req
1001. Sacrilegious circus.Copy !req
1002. You see, now I've
lost my glasses.Copy !req
1003. Please, I want you
to leave me alone.Copy !req
1004. I don't want to hear
any more about it.Copy !req
1005. pump up the jamCopy !req
1006. pump it upCopy !req
1007. Young man...Copy !req
1008. I was just in the
locker room there,Copy !req
1009. And all my clothes
have been stolen.Copy !req
1010. I want you to know,Copy !req
1011. I think that, uh, someone
here in the gymnasiumCopy !req
1012. Has a very
serious problem.Copy !req
1013. Padre...Copy !req
1014. I think it's you with
the serious problem.Copy !req
1015. What?
Father?Copy !req
1016. Are these your
glasses?Copy !req
1017. Oh, thank you,
my child.Copy !req
1018. What problem?Copy !req
1019. I don't have
any problems.Copy !req
1020. I... I...Copy !req
1021. Oh...Copy !req
1022. Oh!Copy !req
1023. Are you all right,
father?Copy !req
1024. Easy, your holiness.Copy !req
1025. Easy, man.Copy !req
1026. Father?Copy !req
1027. Oh, mommy!Copy !req
1028. Oh, mommy, no!Copy !req
1029. N-n-not my mommy!Copy !req
1030. Daddy...Copy !req
1031. yo, pump it, pump itCopy !req
1032. Good evening,
ladies and gentlemen.Copy !req
1033. I'm army archerd,Copy !req
1034. Welcoming you to the greatest
television event of all time.Copy !req
1035. Ernest and Fanny's
exorcism tonight!Copy !req
1036. We have a tremendous
audience hereCopy !req
1037. At global television studios,Copy !req
1038. Waiting in anticipationCopy !req
1039. Of the greatest names
in show biz.Copy !req
1040. Is it... and look who's there!Copy !req
1041. It's Sean penn!Copy !req
1042. Whoa!Copy !req
1043. And wait a minute!Copy !req
1044. Here they are,Copy !req
1045. The courageous couple who will
be dueling with the devil!Copy !req
1046. Ernest and Fanny rae weller!Copy !req
1047. Could we get you
to come up?Copy !req
1048. Can we get you
to come up?Copy !req
1049. Oh, good.Copy !req
1050. How are ya?
How are ya?Copy !req
1051. Hi, Ernest.Copy !req
1052. Hi! Ha ha!Copy !req
1053. Hi! Hi, everybody!Copy !req
1054. How are you?Copy !req
1055. Just fine. Hello.Copy !req
1056. And everybody say hello
to kit-Kat!Copy !req
1057. Hello, kit-Kat!Copy !req
1058. First off, do you
have some wordsCopy !req
1059. For the group here?Copy !req
1060. Oh, yes, I do.Copy !req
1061. I want you to go home
and tune in the show!Copy !req
1062. Oh, poo.Copy !req
1063. This ensemble just
doesn't look right.Copy !req
1064. You mind if
I change, honey?Copy !req
1065. Just hurry up. We're on
the air in 5 minutes.Copy !req
1066. Ok.Copy !req
1067. You know, Ernie, I just
feel a little bit nervousCopy !req
1068. About coming face to face,Copy !req
1069. You know, with the devil
and all.Copy !req
1070. Relax.Copy !req
1071. Mrs. Aglet
is not the devil.Copy !req
1072. She is just a nut
with a bad complexionCopy !req
1073. Who thinks she is possessed.
She is just a nut with a bad complexionCopy !req
1074. Who thinks
she is possessed.Copy !req
1075. Oh, well,
whatever you say.Copy !req
1076. Oh, there!Copy !req
1077. Now, I'll just look perfect
when I sing my song!Copy !req
1078. I can't wait.
Heh heh.Copy !req
1079. Remember, now, honey...Copy !req
1080. You promised!
Ok, daddy.Copy !req
1081. Unh.
Unh.Copy !req
1082. Aw.Copy !req
1083. Cue.Copy !req
1084. Settle down.Copy !req
1085. Cue announcer.Copy !req
1086. Live from Hollywood, it's...Copy !req
1087. Ernest and Fanny's
exorcism tonight!Copy !req
1088. And now,
ladies and gentlemen,Copy !req
1089. Ernest and Fanny rae weller!Copy !req
1090. God bless...Copy !req
1091. All of you.Copy !req
1092. Every one of you.Copy !req
1093. My friends...Copy !req
1094. Tonight...Copy !req
1095. Is soon to become...Copy !req
1096. The single most
important nightCopy !req
1097. In the history of mankind...Copy !req
1098. Because tonight...Copy !req
1099. Millions of you...Copy !req
1100. Will witness...Copy !req
1101. As we rid the vile spirit...Copy !req
1102. Of Satan himselfCopy !req
1103. From the soul
of Mrs. Nancy aglet!Copy !req
1104. Praise the lord!Copy !req
1105. And assisting us
in tonight's exorcismCopy !req
1106. Is father Luke brophy.Copy !req
1107. And now, believers...Copy !req
1108. And non-believers...Copy !req
1109. From the bowels
of hell...Copy !req
1110. I bring you...Copy !req
1111. The devil!Copy !req
1112. Gee, mom looks
terrible!Copy !req
1113. Well, they say TV does
add 10 pounds to you.Copy !req
1114. With the blessing
of the lord...Copy !req
1115. Let's start
this exorcism.Copy !req
1116. I command that
thy putrid spiritCopy !req
1117. Leave the holy being
of this child of Jesus.Copy !req
1118. I cast thee back to hell.Copy !req
1119. To hell!Copy !req
1120. I cast thee
back to hell!Copy !req
1121. To hell!Copy !req
1122. I cast thee
back to hell!Copy !req
1123. Why don't you leave meCopy !req
1124. A picture and resume
at the doorCopy !req
1125. And I'll get back
to you, ok?Copy !req
1126. Oh, you think you're tough?Copy !req
1127. You're so tough?Copy !req
1128. How come you possessed
a woman's body?Copy !req
1129. You get off wearing
women's clothing?Copy !req
1130. well, they call
this guy a devilCopy !req
1131. and he's got
a heart of stoneCopy !req
1132. so if you want him
to get lostCopy !req
1133. just go pick up your phoneCopy !req
1134. make a pledge to JesusCopy !req
1135. from the comfort
of your homeCopy !req
1136. for if you do, I promise youCopy !req
1137. the devil will start to moanCopy !req
1138. These just
arrived for you.Copy !req
1139. Back on the air
in 10 seconds.Copy !req
1140. This is wonderful.
Wonderful!Copy !req
1141. What's it say, honey?Copy !req
1142. You'll see.
You will see.Copy !req
1143. Friends,Copy !req
1144. Fred tartastein,Copy !req
1145. The president
of this network,Copy !req
1146. Has just informed me
that we are being viewedCopy !req
1147. By the largest audience
in television history.Copy !req
1148. We got no time
to celebrate right now,Copy !req
1149. 'Cause we have an exorcism
to perform.Copy !req
1150. In the name
of almighty God.Copy !req
1151. Ernie...Copy !req
1152. Watch out with those
special effects.Copy !req
1153. Those aren't our effects.Copy !req
1154. Setting off
the sprinkler system.Copy !req
1155. Quiet!Copy !req
1156. Do you realize we have
an awful lot in common?Copy !req
1157. We both use people
and then dump themCopy !req
1158. When they're no longer
of use to us.Copy !req
1159. I used you to getCopy !req
1160. The largest audience
in history.Copy !req
1161. And now, you're
no longer necessary.Copy !req
1162. What do I doCopy !req
1163. With a couple
of jackasses like you?Copy !req
1164. Ha ha ha! That's it.Copy !req
1165. Look! What's over there?Copy !req
1166. Oh!
What the...Copy !req
1167. Aah!Copy !req
1168. Walk this way!Copy !req
1169. Enough with the water.Copy !req
1170. To all the people
of the world,Copy !req
1171. Welcome.Copy !req
1172. Now that I have your
undivided attention,Copy !req
1173. Why don't we all get
a little bit closer?Copy !req
1174. Ohh.Copy !req
1175. That's much better.Copy !req
1176. Hello, I'm Barbara Walters,Copy !req
1177. And this is 20/20.Copy !req
1178. Aah. I always
wanted to do that.Copy !req
1179. Ladies and gentlemen,
this is father brophy,Copy !req
1180. We have an emergency.Copy !req
1181. I beg of you,
if you're a man of God,Copy !req
1182. Please rush to the global
television studiosCopy !req
1183. In Hollywood, California...Copy !req
1184. Oh, sorry
for the young priest'sCopy !req
1185. Emotional outburst.Copy !req
1186. He hasn't
done much TV, you know.Copy !req
1187. But I'd like all you
viewers at home nowCopy !req
1188. To gather
around your TV sets.Copy !req
1189. 'Cause I have something
very special to...Copy !req
1190. TV...Copy !req
1191. Satan's spirit
flew out of the TV!Copy !req
1192. Ahh...Copy !req
1193. You think you've
stopped me,Copy !req
1194. But think again.
'Cause I knowCopy !req
1195. Another way to reach
those people!Copy !req
1196. Satan, stop!Copy !req
1197. Where do you think
you're going?Copy !req
1198. I'm going to Disneyland!Copy !req
1199. Stop! Or I swear,Copy !req
1200. Father mayii will burn
in hell forever!Copy !req
1201. You can't burn
what you don't have.Copy !req
1202. Burn this!Copy !req
1203. And that's why
producers like blonde,Copy !req
1204. 17-year-old coeds
as their assistants.Copy !req
1205. Look out!Copy !req
1206. Man, I didn't know this
tour had a stunt show!Copy !req
1207. chasin' the devil
chasin' the devilCopy !req
1208. Ha ha ha ha!Copy !req
1209. Whoa!Copy !req
1210. blood on the groundCopy !req
1211. sky turns black,
night burns outCopy !req
1212. lightning flashing
in her eyesCopy !req
1213. word's the devil's
at her sideCopy !req
1214. here he comes, heaven-sentCopy !req
1215. proud to be so innocentCopy !req
1216. he don't seem to realizeCopy !req
1217. the devil's runnin'
at his sideCopy !req
1218. chasin' the devil
chasin' the devilCopy !req
1219. chasin' the devilCopy !req
1220. Wow.Copy !req
1221. You guys don't waste any time.
Wow.Copy !req
1222. You guys don't
waste any time.Copy !req
1223. Come on, let's go!Copy !req
1224. Aah! Ha ha ha!Copy !req
1225. chasin' the devil
chasin' the devilCopy !req
1226. chasin' the devilCopy !req
1227. chasin' the devil
chasin' the devilCopy !req
1228. chasin' the devilCopy !req
1229. Over there!Copy !req
1230. Ohh, what'd I do
to deserve this?Copy !req
1231. watch them now,
here they comeCopy !req
1232. Stop, you monster!Copy !req
1233. think they got him
on the runCopy !req
1234. devil's laughing
'cause he hidesCopy !req
1235. right next to them
at their sideCopy !req
1236. chasin' the devil
chasin' the devilCopy !req
1237. chasin' the devilCopy !req
1238. Ah, what's the matter?Copy !req
1239. Can't take the heat,
rookie? Ha ha ha!Copy !req
1240. Ahh!Copy !req
1241. I, the all-powerful prince of darkness,
Ahh!Copy !req
1242. I, the all-powerful
prince of darkness,Copy !req
1243. Command all that is evilCopy !req
1244. To unite as one
in my presence... Now!Copy !req
1245. Ha ha ha ha!Copy !req
1246. Ah, yes!Copy !req
1247. Not bad, eh?Copy !req
1248. Now watch,Copy !req
1249. Through the use
of modern electronics,Copy !req
1250. As I turn millions
of your couch potatoesCopy !req
1251. Into my disciples!
Ha ha ha!Copy !req
1252. Yes!Copy !req
1253. Freeze, pukeface!Copy !req
1254. Think you're man enough
for a real challenge?Copy !req
1255. A challenge?
From you?Copy !req
1256. Oh, don't make me laugh.
My skin will crack.Copy !req
1257. Not me... Mayii.Copy !req
1258. Mayii?Copy !req
1259. Oh, that old geezer
stopped slingingCopy !req
1260. Holy water years ago.Copy !req
1261. Not before he kicked
your slimy butt.Copy !req
1262. No way!Copy !req
1263. I-I could've taken him.Copy !req
1264. The fight was fixed.Copy !req
1265. I want a rematch!Copy !req
1266. You got it.Copy !req
1267. Ha ha ha!Copy !req
1268. This is it, America!Copy !req
1269. The event you've all
been waiting for.Copy !req
1270. Hi, I'm
mean gene okerlund,Copy !req
1271. Along with Jesse
"the body" ventura,Copy !req
1272. Bringing you the
ultimate confrontationCopy !req
1273. Of good against evil.Copy !req
1274. Now, there's
a man out there,Copy !req
1275. Who many years agoCopy !req
1276. Banished me from the
very soul I now possess.Copy !req
1277. He humiliated me!Copy !req
1278. And now, I've come back
to settle matters.Copy !req
1279. And I'm not leavingCopy !req
1280. Until I have his
stinking, rotten soul.Copy !req
1281. Father mayii!Copy !req
1282. Where are you?Copy !req
1283. I know you're watching.Copy !req
1284. Because this is
Wednesday night,Copy !req
1285. And everybody knows
the other networksCopy !req
1286. Don't have dick
to watch tonight.Copy !req
1287. So, do we
do battle again?Copy !req
1288. Or do you cherry outCopy !req
1289. And let me keep
this soul forever?Copy !req
1290. What do you say, mayii?
And let me keep this soul forever?Copy !req
1291. What do you say, mayii?Copy !req
1292. No...Copy !req
1293. No!Copy !req
1294. By God, you may not!Copy !req
1295. The belle from hellCopy !req
1296. Versus the dove
from aboveCopy !req
1297. In a one-soul, anything
goes match-up, Jess.Copy !req
1298. It doesn't get any better
than this, mean gene,Copy !req
1299. But everyone knows
mayii's got a bad ticker.Copy !req
1300. So Las Vegas oddsmakers
have listed himCopy !req
1301. As a 25 to 1 underdog.Copy !req
1302. You call this a tip,
you cheap bastard?Copy !req
1303. He doesn't stand
a shot in hell!Copy !req
1304. Father brophy!
Luke!Copy !req
1305. Luke!Copy !req
1306. Father, what are you...Copy !req
1307. Were you watching on TV?Copy !req
1308. Yes. I had to come.
I had no choice.Copy !req
1309. Well, what about
your heart?Copy !req
1310. Don't worry about that.
I brought it with me.Copy !req
1311. Father,
this could kill you.Copy !req
1312. Yes. Yes, but that's
irrelevant.Copy !req
1313. Satan is fighting
to take control here.Copy !req
1314. Well, I'm not
so sure.Copy !req
1315. Remember, his
opponent is a woman.Copy !req
1316. Nice tits, sure,Copy !req
1317. But a face
I wouldn't want toCopy !req
1318. Wipe my feet on.Copy !req
1319. Ever hear of a paper bag?Copy !req
1320. My money's on mayii.Copy !req
1321. Mayii!Copy !req
1322. And they wonder
why priestsCopy !req
1323. Never get married.Copy !req
1324. Now, Luke, I'm going
to need your assistance,Copy !req
1325. But if you are still
lacking in faith,Copy !req
1326. You may be more harm
than good.Copy !req
1327. Are you?
No way.Copy !req
1328. You can count on me.
Good.Copy !req
1329. Now, just remember
one thing:Copy !req
1330. The devil is
always tryingCopy !req
1331. To take over your mind.Copy !req
1332. He'll lie to you,
he will deceive you.Copy !req
1333. He will totally try
to manipulate you.Copy !req
1334. So do not listen
to anythingCopy !req
1335. That he has to say.Copy !req
1336. He's worse than
a studio executive.Copy !req
1337. Understood?
Understood.Copy !req
1338. Worse than
a real estate agent,Copy !req
1339. A divorce attorney...Copy !req
1340. I got it.
Right.Copy !req
1341. All right, then.Copy !req
1342. Let's go.Copy !req
1343. They're here...Copy !req
1344. Ah...Copy !req
1345. I see it pays to advertise
on television.Copy !req
1346. I think a little mood
lighting is appropriate.Copy !req
1347. Don't you?Copy !req
1348. There.Copy !req
1349. Have no fear,
my son.Copy !req
1350. We have the Bible,
we have our faith.Copy !req
1351. And as a back-up,
these beauties.Copy !req
1352. That's an illegal
foreign object!Copy !req
1353. Jesse, what do you
know about fairness?Copy !req
1354. I'll show you fairness!Copy !req
1355. Are you just
about finished?Copy !req
1356. It's been
a long time, mayii.Copy !req
1357. I've waited an eternity
to do to youCopy !req
1358. What you did to me
all those years ago.Copy !req
1359. Before I do,
I've got something...Copy !req
1360. Special for you.Copy !req
1361. That is disgusting,
mean gene!Copy !req
1362. I have never seen
a move like thatCopy !req
1363. In all my years
of wrestling!Copy !req
1364. Whew!Copy !req
1365. So...Copy !req
1366. How do you like it?Copy !req
1367. Oh, you'll pay for that,
you bucket of cow dung.Copy !req
1368. How dare you, you...Copy !req
1369. How long has she
been in this condition?Copy !req
1370. A few days.
How does look?Copy !req
1371. Not too good.
She looks likeCopy !req
1372. She's been existing
solely on airline food.Copy !req
1373. Your father wears
tight underwear!Copy !req
1374. And I can't stand your mother!
Your father wears tight underwear!Copy !req
1375. And I can't stand
your mother!Copy !req
1376. Will you put
a sock in it?Copy !req
1377. Jeez, what crawled up
your butt and died?Copy !req
1378. Every night I prayedCopy !req
1379. To never again gaze
on your grotesque face,Copy !req
1380. Listen to your
venomous voice,Copy !req
1381. But with you right
in front of me now,Copy !req
1382. I thank God that I have
the opportunityCopy !req
1383. To boot your stinking
carcass back to hell,Copy !req
1384. You worthless,
you rotting,Copy !req
1385. You vulgar spirit.Copy !req
1386. Hey, hey, hey!Copy !req
1387. Where does it sayCopy !req
1388. You can talk to me
like that?Copy !req
1389. Right here.Copy !req
1390. Oh, sure, you may feel
pretty cocky right now,Copy !req
1391. But you'll soon realizeCopy !req
1392. That I am far
too powerful for you.Copy !req
1393. And I am a man of God.Copy !req
1394. And I fear no one,Copy !req
1395. Especially an unholy spirit
from an unsavory world.Copy !req
1396. Unsavory? Aw, come on.Copy !req
1397. You've got just as many
unsavory types here.Copy !req
1398. From those domino's
pizza delivery boysCopy !req
1399. To that idiot
in the back rowCopy !req
1400. Who won't shut up
during the movie.Copy !req
1401. Enough!Copy !req
1402. This is meandering.Copy !req
1403. Father, my lunch bucket.Copy !req
1404. Holy water.Copy !req
1405. The church was closed.Copy !req
1406. The only place open
was a 7-11.Copy !req
1407. Ahh, thank you,Copy !req
1408. You've been
a lovely audience.Copy !req
1409. And next,
I'd like to doCopy !req
1410. My impression of
comedian don Adams.Copy !req
1411. Where's the chief, 99?Copy !req
1412. Do not get smart with me!Copy !req
1413. On a visit to the little
town of Bethlehem,Copy !req
1414. A young Shepherd
came upon Jesus,Copy !req
1415. Accepted him lord...Copy !req
1416. Lick me!
Lick me!Copy !req
1417. Lick me!Copy !req
1418. Oh, is this cool
or what?Copy !req
1419. It's the cone-ilingus move.Copy !req
1420. Why don't you
take a lickCopy !req
1421. Of this
candy stick,Copy !req
1422. You sissy boys!
Hee hee hee!Copy !req
1423. That's disgusting!Copy !req
1424. And the living Jesus
said unto him,Copy !req
1425. "He who is strong
in his belief of GodCopy !req
1426. Shall have
his sins forgiven."Copy !req
1427. What a levitation move!Copy !req
1428. Jesus said unto him...Copy !req
1429. Father.Copy !req
1430. Luke, do not believe
what you are seeing.Copy !req
1431. It is merely
an illusion.Copy !req
1432. You sound like George Bush
on the deficit!Copy !req
1433. But she's floating
in midair.Copy !req
1434. Hey!
What are you doingCopy !req
1435. With those scissors?Copy !req
1436. Hey!Copy !req
1437. Ohh!Copy !req
1438. Ouch!Copy !req
1439. That was the antigravity
backdrop. Wow!Copy !req
1440. Illegal, mean gene!Copy !req
1441. As I said, it is
merely an illusion.Copy !req
1442. Oh, yes.Copy !req
1443. That may have been
an illusion.Copy !req
1444. But I know something
that's very real.Copy !req
1445. Your heart
condition!Copy !req
1446. Oh, but don't worry.Copy !req
1447. Far be it from me to
want to rattle you.Copy !req
1448. Unh!
Oh!Copy !req
1449. Say your prayers, mayii.
Unh! Oh!Copy !req
1450. Say your prayers,
mayii.Copy !req
1451. Because soon
you'll be history.Copy !req
1452. That's enough!Copy !req
1453. In the name of God,Copy !req
1454. I demand you stop
this charade!Copy !req
1455. You... Demand?Copy !req
1456. You're not
in a positionCopy !req
1457. To demand dick,
altar boy!Copy !req
1458. See, I know
all about you.Copy !req
1459. And why you really
joined the church.Copy !req
1460. Oh, sure.Copy !req
1461. They have a terrific
dental plan.Copy !req
1462. But that wasn't why.Copy !req
1463. Be quiet.Copy !req
1464. Ignore that
beast, Luke.Copy !req
1465. You joined the churchCopy !req
1466. Because you had
no talents, no skills,Copy !req
1467. Were totally
untrainable,Copy !req
1468. And your s.A.T. Score
was under 400.Copy !req
1469. Shut up!
Don't listen!Copy !req
1470. So, you had 2 choices.Copy !req
1471. Either working
in the church,Copy !req
1472. Or the U.S. senate.Copy !req
1473. I said, shut up,
damn you! Shut up!Copy !req
1474. Don't listen, Luke!Copy !req
1475. come and listen to a story
'bout a man named jedCopy !req
1476. a poor mountaineer,
barely kept his family fedCopy !req
1477. I just want
to thank youCopy !req
1478. For joining the church.Copy !req
1479. Because of you,
I'll be able to keepCopy !req
1480. This woman's soul forever.
Because of you, I'll be able to keepCopy !req
1481. This woman's soul
forever.Copy !req
1482. I have no right
calling myself a priest.Copy !req
1483. Luke!Copy !req
1484. I have to ask
you to leave.Copy !req
1485. Aw, please, dad.
Can't he stay?Copy !req
1486. Tomorrow's not
a school day. Please?Copy !req
1487. Damn you!Copy !req
1488. I'll kill you
with my bare hands.Copy !req
1489. Aw, you take
your best shot,Copy !req
1490. You old fart.Copy !req
1491. Now, don't
take a lookCopy !req
1492. At this pictureCopy !req
1493. With your mother
in bedCopy !req
1494. With
Manuel noriega.Copy !req
1495. Aah!Copy !req
1496. Aah!Copy !req
1497. Luke!Copy !req
1498. He's down! He's out!Copy !req
1499. It's a heart attack,
mean gene!Copy !req
1500. Massive cardiac.Copy !req
1501. What a wuss!Copy !req
1502. Father.Copy !req
1503. Unh!Copy !req
1504. Mean gene:
He's coming back,Copy !req
1505. Ladies and
gentlemen.Copy !req
1506. Oh! What a comeback,
Jesse ventura!Copy !req
1507. I don't believe it!Copy !req
1508. He was down and out
and finished!Copy !req
1509. So, you're
a hard man to kill.Copy !req
1510. It might be easier
if you were a woman.Copy !req
1511. Sister mayii!Copy !req
1512. Kumbaya, my lord, KumbayaCopy !req
1513. Kumbaya, my lord, KumbayaCopy !req
1514. Kumbaya...Copy !req
1515. That guy even scares me,
mean gene.Copy !req
1516. Hi, yi, yi, yi!Copy !req
1517. Well, it ain't
star search,Copy !req
1518. But I got
a million of these.Copy !req
1519. This is the craziest exorcismCopy !req
1520. I've ever performed.Copy !req
1521. Hey!Copy !req
1522. Who are you?Copy !req
1523. I'm your worst nightmare.Copy !req
1524. Something's wrong.Copy !req
1525. Ahh!
Who needs steroids?Copy !req
1526. Steroids aren't used
in wrestling anymore.Copy !req
1527. Or any less.Copy !req
1528. And we are here to pump...Copy !req
1529. You up!Copy !req
1530. Hey!Copy !req
1531. You're nothing
but a little girly devil.Copy !req
1532. Satan!Copy !req
1533. Satan, you got him
on the run.Copy !req
1534. What move you gonna use next?Copy !req
1535. Next, I'm gonna grab
a wrestler by his neck,Copy !req
1536. Suck out his eyeballs, Next,
I'm gonna grab a wrestler by his neck,Copy !req
1537. Suck out his eyeballs,Copy !req
1538. And spit 'em
down his throat!Copy !req
1539. What did she say?Copy !req
1540. She's talking to you,
mean gene.Copy !req
1541. Oh! Ooh! Oh!Copy !req
1542. In the name
of the holy father,Copy !req
1543. I anoint this woman's bodyCopy !req
1544. With the symbol
of God's goodness.Copy !req
1545. Ha ha! You missed!Copy !req
1546. You swine!Copy !req
1547. Ooh!Copy !req
1548. Your tricks have
no effect on me!Copy !req
1549. Father.Copy !req
1550. I'm seeing
a pattern here.Copy !req
1551. You fiend!Copy !req
1552. Why am I a fiend?Copy !req
1553. I was talking
to her.Copy !req
1554. Well, you
were looking at me.Copy !req
1555. Well, you know!Copy !req
1556. I had nothing to do
with the water, Luke.Copy !req
1557. It came from over there
and it came from up there.Copy !req
1558. Luke!Copy !req
1559. Leave her body!Copy !req
1560. Enter mine!
Enter mine!Copy !req
1561. Luke!Copy !req
1562. Oh, no!Copy !req
1563. He's innocent.Copy !req
1564. It's my body you want.Copy !req
1565. Enter me!Copy !req
1566. Father mayii?Copy !req
1567. Yes?Copy !req
1568. You may!Copy !req
1569. Father, don't!Copy !req
1570. You talk about
your action, Jesse!Copy !req
1571. It looks like
a transvestite battle royal!Copy !req
1572. Ooh...Copy !req
1573. Well, we almost had it
there for a second,Copy !req
1574. Didn't we?Copy !req
1575. Nice goin'.
Face it,Copy !req
1576. You guys can't
beat me.Copy !req
1577. You're losers.Copy !req
1578. No one can destroyCopy !req
1579. What the devil
has created. Nyah!Copy !req
1580. If it takes
my last breath,Copy !req
1581. I'll prove you wrong.Copy !req
1582. What are we gonna do?
We tried everything,Copy !req
1583. Everything
the devil hates.Copy !req
1584. Prayers, holy water,Copy !req
1585. Sex, drugs,
and rock and roll.Copy !req
1586. Rock and roll?Copy !req
1587. Rock and roll? We never tried that.
Rock and roll?Copy !req
1588. Rock and roll?
We never tried that.Copy !req
1589. I hate
rock and roll.Copy !req
1590. Oh, you hate
rock and roll?Copy !req
1591. Well, wait till you
get a load of me!Copy !req
1592. heyCopy !req
1593. all rightCopy !req
1594. jump upCopy !req
1595. get itCopy !req
1596. devil with the blue dress,
blue dress, blue dressCopy !req
1597. devil with the blue dress onCopy !req
1598. ooh, yeahCopy !req
1599. devil with the blue dress,
blue dress, blue dressCopy !req
1600. devil with the blue dress onCopy !req
1601. Fe Fe fi fi fo fo fumCopy !req
1602. lookin' mighty nice,
here she comesCopy !req
1603. wearin' a wig, hat,
and shades to matchCopy !req
1604. got her high-heeled shoes
and an alligator hatCopy !req
1605. wearin' her pearls
and a diamond ringCopy !req
1606. she got bracelets on her
fingers now and everythingCopy !req
1607. devil with the blue dress,
blue dress onCopy !req
1608. devil with the blue dress onCopy !req
1609. oh, have mercyCopy !req
1610. devil with the blue dress,
blue dress onCopy !req
1611. devil with the blue dress onCopy !req
1612. wearin' her perfume,
chanel no. 5Copy !req
1613. she got to be
the finest girl aliveCopy !req
1614. she walks real cool,
catches everybody's eyeCopy !req
1615. she got such good lovin',
they can't say good-byeCopy !req
1616. not too skinny,
she's not too fatCopy !req
1617. she's a real humdinger,
and I like it like thatCopy !req
1618. devil with the blue dress,
blue dress onCopy !req
1619. devil with the blue dress onCopy !req
1620. hey, sing it nowCopy !req
1621. devil with the blue dress,
blue dress, blue dressCopy !req
1622. devil with the blue dress onCopy !req
1623. Hello, 911?
This is the devil.Copy !req
1624. I'm being driven
back to hellCopy !req
1625. By loud music.
Could you...Copy !req
1626. Hello? Hello?Copy !req
1627. aahCopy !req
1628. Fe Fe fi fi fo fo fumCopy !req
1629. look it, once again,
here she comesCopy !req
1630. wearin' a wig, hat,
and shades to matchCopy !req
1631. got her high-heeled shoes
and an alligator hatCopy !req
1632. wearin' her pearls
and a diamond ringCopy !req
1633. she got bracelets on her
fingers now and everythingCopy !req
1634. devil with the blue dress,
blue dress onCopy !req
1635. devil with the blue dress on devil
with the blue dress, blue dress onCopy !req
1636. devil with the blue dress onCopy !req
1637. devil with the blue dress,
blue dress, blue dressCopy !req
1638. devil with the blue dress onCopy !req
1639. devil with the blue dress,
blue dress, blue dressCopy !req
1640. devil with the blue dress onCopy !req
1641. No!Copy !req
1642. There's no place
like home.Copy !req
1643. Nancy...Copy !req
1644. There's no place...Copy !req
1645. It's all over now.Copy !req
1646. Ooh!Copy !req
1647. Oh, father mayii!Copy !req
1648. You saved me
once again!Copy !req
1649. How can I ever
thank you?Copy !req
1650. Ooh!Copy !req
1651. Nancy, saving your soul
is thanks enough.Copy !req
1652. Good will always
triumph over evil.Copy !req
1653. But I'm confident nowCopy !req
1654. That we have seen the
last of this vile demon.Copy !req
1655. Mayii!Copy !req
1656. I'll be back!Copy !req
1657. Ohh, shit.Copy !req
1658. So, it happened.Copy !req
1659. Victory over the devil.Copy !req
1660. A great day for mankind.Copy !req
1661. And a pretty good day
for split pea soup.Copy !req
1662. Nancy and Braydon are
a happy couple again,Copy !req
1663. And the kids
are just fine.Copy !req
1664. But now they're taking
acting lessons.Copy !req
1665. But that's not important
right now.Copy !req
1666. I have a very special
guest here for you.Copy !req
1667. Nancy aglet.Copy !req
1668. Now, I'm sure many
of you have questionsCopy !req
1669. You'd like to ask.Copy !req
1670. Yes?Copy !req
1671. How do you feel
after all of this?Copy !req
1672. I feel wonderful.
Thanks for asking.Copy !req
1673. Uh... Uh...Copy !req
1674. Yes?Copy !req
1675. No offense,
but I thinkCopy !req
1676. You're insulting
our intelligence.Copy !req
1677. I mean, honestly,Copy !req
1678. Do you expect us to
swallow this bullshit?Copy !req
1679. re-re-re-repossessedCopy !req
1680. re-re-re-repossessed
re-re-re-repossessedCopy !req
1681. re-re-re-repossessedCopy !req
1682. oh, noCopy !req
1683. he's coming backCopy !req
1684. he's coming backCopy !req
1685. he's coming backCopy !req
1686. he's comingCopy !req
1687. he's back,
thought he was gone, JackCopy !req
1688. now, in fact, he's back,
and that as a blackCopy !req
1689. panther prowlin',
bound to attackCopy !req
1690. a child lost in the wildCopy !req
1691. this was his prey:
A girl NancyCopy !req
1692. would she get away?
Or could she? Can sheCopy !req
1693. find a way out?
I doubtCopy !req
1694. if she could,
'cause the devil's all aboutCopy !req
1695. evil power ruling intended,
bad intentions always dementedCopy !req
1696. through a TV set he sent itCopy !req
1697. soul destroyer,
and he meant itCopy !req
1698. like before,
the curse will persistCopy !req
1699. part one of the exorcistCopy !req
1700. but this time father mayii's
twice as pissedCopy !req
1701. because once again
Linda Blair got dissedCopy !req
1702. the devilCopy !req
1703. he's comingCopy !req
1704. backCopy !req
1705. the devilCopy !req
1706. he's comingCopy !req
1707. backCopy !req
1708. the devilCopy !req
1709. he's comingCopy !req
1710. backCopy !req
1711. the devilCopy !req
1712. he's comingCopy !req
1713. he' back,
and he's on a rampageCopy !req
1714. like a madman through a crowd
with a 12-gaugeCopy !req
1715. shotgun, but this one's
the terrible ruler of hellCopy !req
1716. he makes lives unbearableCopy !req
1717. ask father mayii
or father LukeCopy !req
1718. he seized Nancy's soul,
and he made her pukeCopy !req
1719. up pea soup all over
a priest's suitCopy !req
1720. and I used to think
Linda Blair was cuteCopy !req
1721. now she's haunted,
taken control of againCopy !req
1722. in the end, good will triumph
and always winCopy !req
1723. in the meantime, though,
you watch her head spinCopy !req
1724. it's 360, the face of sin
rapidly turnin'Copy !req
1725. bed posts burnin'Copy !req
1726. it's gonna take a lot more
than some stupid silly sermonCopy !req
1727. to destroy him
or even annoy himCopy !req
1728. in his time of demonic,
chaotic mayhemCopy !req
1729. with the thrill of a chiller,
the devil ultimate killerCopy !req
1730. live on Ernest
and fannie rae weller's showCopy !req
1731. prime-time, so father mayii
and Luke are on the goCopy !req
1732. in the gyms and liftin',
movin', quickin'Copy !req
1733. buildin' confidence,
gettin' swift andCopy !req
1734. ready for butt-kickin'
at its bestCopy !req
1735. 'cause Nancy's
been repossessedCopy !req
1736. the devilCopy !req
1737. he's comingCopy !req
1738. backCopy !req
1739. the devilCopy !req
1740. he's comingCopy !req
1741. backCopy !req
1742. the devilCopy !req
1743. he's comingCopy !req
1744. backCopy !req
1745. the devilCopy !req
1746. he's comingCopy !req
1747. backCopy !req
1748. third verse, could you
believe it gets worse?Copy !req
1749. still in effect,
this damn curse came demonCopy !req
1750. d-e-v-I-ICopy !req
1751. well, how can we send
the punk back to hell?Copy !req
1752. was the question asked
by two on a missionCopy !req
1753. restorin' the soul
to God-given conditionCopy !req
1754. of life to Nancy's
body and veinsCopy !req
1755. 'cause Satan crawled under
her skin and into her brainsCopy !req
1756. like a psychoanalyst
analyzin' only bad partsCopy !req
1757. hypnotizin' the rest of 'em,
gettin' the best of 'emCopy !req
1758. testin' 'em,
soon possessin' 'emCopy !req
1759. in no time at allCopy !req
1760. he makes Hitler
look like Lucille ballCopy !req
1761. this ain't a joke
or some kind of dreamCopy !req
1762. put yourself into her sceneCopy !req
1763. possessed by the demon,
can't even screamCopy !req
1764. Jason can't even
join the teamCopy !req
1765. he's too nice.
The devil's scheme is meanCopy !req
1766. to the fullest extent,
or so it would seemCopy !req
1767. the only thing the priests
have goin' onCopy !req
1768. is generic holy water evianCopy !req
1769. they threw it on and saw
the wrong choice was chosenCopy !req
1770. wanted to use the real stuff,
but the church was closedCopy !req
1771. if the devil's got you runnin'
so hot you appear on TVCopy !req
1772. while millions watch you
exercisin' your live exorcismCopy !req
1773. yo, you know
how you're livin'Copy !req
1774. lousy.
Want to get back full control?Copy !req
1775. get back your given soul?Copy !req
1776. play rock and rollCopy !req
1777. he hates thatCopy !req
1778. the devilCopy !req
1779. he's comingCopy !req
1780. backCopy !req
1781. the devilCopy !req
1782. he's comingCopy !req
1783. backCopy !req
1784. the devilCopy !req
1785. he's comingCopy !req
1786. backCopy !req
1787. the devilCopy !req
1788. he's comingCopy !req
1789. backCopy !req