1. '... that's correct.'Copy !req
2. Let me see
your driver's licence.Copy !req
3. 'Coach 1018, coach 1018.'Copy !req
4. From out of town, huh?Copy !req
5. What you got in the trunk?Copy !req
6. Oh...Copy !req
7. You don't want to look in there.Copy !req
8. Give me the keys.Copy !req
9. 'Mr Humphries, aisle nine..
Mr Humphries, aisle nine.'Copy !req
10. Kevin, stop singing, man.Copy !req
11. Huh? I wasn't singing, guy.Copy !req
12. I'm standing right next to you
and you were fucking singing, cut it out.Copy !req
13. Why so tense, guy?Copy !req
14. - Otto.
- Mr Humphries.Copy !req
15. You were late again this morning.Copy !req
16. Normally I'd let it go,Copy !req
17. but it's been brought to my attention
that you're not paying attentionCopy !req
18. to the way you space the cans.Copy !req
19. Many young men your age
in these uncertain times...Copy !req
20. Otto?Copy !req
21. Are you paying attention to me?Copy !req
22. Hey, he's talkin' to you.Copy !req
23. Fuck you!Copy !req
24. Come on, you fucker, come on!
Just try it.Copy !req
25. Come on.Copy !req
26. Gotta love getting fired
from your job in a big way, Otto.Copy !req
27. What are you laughing at?Copy !req
28. Louie, throw him out, too.Copy !req
29. - Come on, you fucking worm.
- Me?Copy !req
30. Get out of here.Copy !req
31. "Coup d'État")Copy !req
32. How're ya doin', Duke?Copy !req
33. When did you
get out of the slammer, man?Copy !req
34. Excuse me while I fold my pants.Copy !req
35. What's the difference?Copy !req
36. Huh?Copy !req
37. Okay.Copy !req
38. Otto...Copy !req
39. - Otto...
- What?Copy !req
40. Get me another beer.Copy !req
41. - Ow. Cool. Ow.Copy !req
42. Dammit. A joke's a joke.Copy !req
43. I'm supposed to be the host here.Copy !req
44. Ow!Copy !req
45. Debbi, honey...Copy !req
46. I got your beer.Copy !req
47. Just ignore him, Duke.Copy !req
48. He's nothing but a big baby.Copy !req
49. - What are you doin', man?
- Turn the fucking light out!Copy !req
50. Nobody's supposed to be here.
This is my parents' room.Copy !req
51. Saturday Night Live.Copy !req
52. Monday Night Football.Copy !req
53. Dallas.Copy !req
54. Jeffersons.Copy !req
55. Gilligan's lsland.Copy !req
56. The Flintstones.Copy !req
57. Hey, kid...Copy !req
58. Hey!Copy !req
59. Hey, kid.
Hey, you hard of hearing, Ace?Copy !req
60. - What do you want?
- You wanna make ten bucks?Copy !req
61. Fuck you, queer.Copy !req
62. Now wait a minute, wait a minute, kid,
you got the wrong idea.Copy !req
63. Look, my old lady's real sick,Copy !req
64. I got to get her
to the hospital, okay?Copy !req
65. So what? Take her there.Copy !req
66. I can't. I can't leave her car
in this bad area.Copy !req
67. Look, I need some helpful soul
to drive it for me, okay?Copy !req
68. She's pregnant. She's with twins,
she could drop at any time, all right?Copy !req
69. Well, ah, how much
you gonna give me?Copy !req
70. - Fifteen bucks.
- Nah, I won't do it for less than twenty.Copy !req
71. Twenty-five.Copy !req
72. Follow me in my old lady's car.
It's right here, okay?Copy !req
73. All right.Copy !req
74. Where's uh...
Where's your old lady at?Copy !req
75. Never mind about that.Copy !req
76. Right now we gotta get both my cars
out of this bad area, all right?Copy !req
77. Come on.Copy !req
78. Let's go.Copy !req
79. "El Clavo Y La Cruz"Copy !req
80. You know damned straight
which one I'm talking about.Copy !req
81. It's sittin' right outside.Copy !req
82. It took me two weeks to get this
money up so I could come and get it.Copy !req
83. That ain't your car.Copy !req
84. Hey, you gonna let him lie
to you like that?Copy !req
85. - Shut up.
- Huh?Copy !req
86. You gonna give me my car
or do I gotta go to your houseCopy !req
87. and shove your dog's head
down the toilet?Copy !req
88. - Take it easy, sonny boy.
- Shut up, rent a cop.Copy !req
89. Best goddamned car on the lot.Copy !req
90. You damned right it is.Copy !req
91. Say, Mo, what's happening?
You won't take a lift?Copy !req
92. - No, thank you.
- Let's go.Copy !req
93. - Drive a Cadillac, sleep in a tent.
- (Bud) Shut up, Plettschner.Copy !req
94. Bud, what street
was that car on?Copy !req
95. Honey, I don't know, some alley...Copy !req
96. - Hey, kid.
- He doesn't know.Copy !req
97. Hey, what street
was the Cutlass on?Copy !req
98. - I don't know.
- They don't know, I'll call you back.Copy !req
99. - What happened to your old lady?
- My old lady?Copy !req
100. Oh, shit.
I forgot all about her.Copy !req
101. Well, she'll take the bus.
She's a rock.Copy !req
102. Hey, come on in.Copy !req
103. Marlene!Copy !req
104. - Marlene!
- Can you hold?Copy !req
105. - You gotta name, kid?
- Yeah, it's Otto.Copy !req
106. Auto? Auto Parts?Copy !req
107. Here, kid.Copy !req
108. - Helping hand.
- You got a driver's licence, sonny?Copy !req
109. Oh yeah, you're fucking-a
we ripped your car, asshole.Copy !req
110. You wanna know
who told us where it was?Copy !req
111. Your goddammed brother.Copy !req
112. - Are you really 21?
- That's what it says, doesn't it?Copy !req
113. Hey, you want some help
with that beer, kid?Copy !req
114. - You're all repo men.
- What if we are?Copy !req
115. You know, kid, usually
when somebody pulls shit like thatCopy !req
116. my first reaction is, ah...Copy !req
117. I want to punch
his fucking lights out.Copy !req
118. But you know something...Copy !req
119. You're all right!Copy !req
120. - Right, Lite.Copy !req
121. - You got any messages for me, baby?
- Yeah, here you go.Copy !req
122. Somebody pissed
on the floor again?Copy !req
123. Maybe he's looking for a job,
hey Budsky?Copy !req
124. Could be. What do you say kid?Copy !req
125. We're always on the lookout
for a few good men.Copy !req
126. Screw that!Copy !req
127. Ain't going to be no repo man.
No way!Copy !req
128. It's too late... you already are.Copy !req
129. You find one in every car.Copy !req
130. You'll see.Copy !req
131. 'Come in, Officer Labeef,
do you read me?'Copy !req
132. Years ago
I saw five cows mutilated.Copy !req
133. Legs sticking up in the air.Copy !req
134. - 'Chuck, will you stop screwin' around?'
- Their ah... their testicles were cut off.Copy !req
135. I think Canadian bacon
is better myself.Copy !req
136. 'I've got the stats on that car,
Officer Labeef.'Copy !req
137. I've never seen the like of that.Copy !req
138. 'Ten-forty Baker...'Copy !req
139. What could have done that to him?Copy !req
140. Gasoline?Copy !req
141. Napalm?Copy !req
142. It happens sometimes.
People just explode.Copy !req
143. Natural causes.Copy !req
144. What?Copy !req
145. - Night watchman in Pomona?
- Yep.Copy !req
146. - Asbestos worker. City of industry.
- Yep, yep!Copy !req
147. French fry maker Agoura.
That's absurd.Copy !req
148. Yeah? Well, you think
it's funny, huh?Copy !req
149. There's fucking room to move
as a fry cook, man.Copy !req
150. You know, I could be manager
in two years?Copy !req
151. King!Copy !req
152. God!Copy !req
153. You know, Kevin,Copy !req
154. I had this wild fucking dream
the other night.Copy !req
155. I bet.Copy !req
156. It was with you and me,Copy !req
157. and we were working
in this sleazy shithole motelCopy !req
158. down in Miami, Florida.Copy !req
159. And we were bellhops.Copy !req
160. And we were sixty-five years old.Copy !req
161. It was so real,
it was really real, realistic.Copy !req
162. And then what,
you woke up in a puddle?Copy !req
163. - Fuck you!
- Fucking jerk.Copy !req
164. - Where are you going, asshole?
- Away from you.Copy !req
165. 'The lord has told me personally.Copy !req
166. 'Yea, for I walk with the lord. Amen.Copy !req
167. 'He said, Larry, you and your flock
shall seek the promised land.Copy !req
168. 'But only if you first destroy
the twin evilsCopy !req
169. 'of godless communism abroadCopy !req
170. 'and liberal humanism at home.'Copy !req
171. Mother, father.
Got anything to eat?Copy !req
172. 'Now, my friends, occasionally we get
a letter from a viewer that says,Copy !req
173. 'now the only reason Reverend Larry
comes on your television setCopy !req
174. 'is because he wants your money.Copy !req
175. 'And do you know what?
They're right! I do want your money.Copy !req
176. 'Because god wants your money!Copy !req
177. 'So I want you to go out
and mortgage that homeCopy !req
178. 'and sell that car
and send me your money.Copy !req
179. 'You don't need that car.'Copy !req
180. Put it on a plate, son.
You'll enjoy it more.Copy !req
181. I couldn't enjoy it any more, Mum.
Mmm, mmm, mmm.Copy !req
182. This is swell.Copy !req
183. Dad?Copy !req
184. - Hey, Dad?
- What is it, son?Copy !req
185. Do you remember that
you once told me a long time ago,Copy !req
186. well, not too long ago,
but um...Copy !req
187. that you told me that you'd give me
$1,000 to go to EuropeCopy !req
188. if I finish school.Copy !req
189. Well, you know something?
You were right.Copy !req
190. About finishing school,
that's what I'd like to do.Copy !req
191. But, um, I want to know
if I could have the money first.Copy !req
192. Like now.Copy !req
193. You know I really love you, Dad.
I've always loved you.Copy !req
194. You too, mum.
What do you say?Copy !req
195. I don't have it any more.Copy !req
196. What?Copy !req
197. You father gave all our extra money
to the Reverend's telethon, Otto.Copy !req
198. We're sending bibles
to El Salvador.Copy !req
199. Well, what about me?Copy !req
200. You're on the honour roll
of the chariots of fire.Copy !req
201. Same as us, Otto.Copy !req
202. It was a gift.
From all of us jointly.Copy !req
203. So how much do I get paid,
twenty-five bucks a car?Copy !req
204. Paid? You don't get paid.Copy !req
205. You kidding? You work on commission.
That's better than being paid.Copy !req
206. Most cars you rip are worth
two or three hundred dollars.Copy !req
207. Fifty-thousand-dollar Porsche
might make you five grand.Copy !req
208. Come on, dickhead!Copy !req
209. It helps if you dress
like a detective, too.Copy !req
210. Detectives dress kind of square.Copy !req
211. People think this guy's a cop,Copy !req
212. they're going to think
you're packing something.Copy !req
213. They don't fuck with you
so much.Copy !req
214. - Are you?
- Am I what?Copy !req
215. - Packin' something.
- Huh.Copy !req
216. Only an asshole
gets killed for a car.Copy !req
217. Guys who make it are the guys
who get into their cars at any time.Copy !req
218. Get in at 3:00am, get up at 4:00.Copy !req
219. That's why there ain't a repo man I know
that don't take speed.Copy !req
220. Speed, huh?Copy !req
221. Jesus Christ!Copy !req
222. Never broke into a car,
never hot-wired a car, kid.Copy !req
223. I never broke into a trunk.Copy !req
224. I shall not cause harm to any vehicle
nor the personal contents thereof,Copy !req
225. nor through inaction let that vehicle or the
personal contents thereof come to harm.Copy !req
226. That's what I call
the repo code, kid.Copy !req
227. Don't forget it,
etch it in your brain.Copy !req
228. Not many people got a code
to live by any more.Copy !req
229. Hey! Hey, look at that.
Look at those assholes over there.Copy !req
230. Ordinary fucking people, I hate 'em.Copy !req
231. - Me too.
- What do you know?Copy !req
232. See, an ordinary person spends
his life avoiding tense situations.Copy !req
233. Repo man spends his life
getting into tense situations.Copy !req
234. Assholes!Copy !req
235. Let's go get a drink.Copy !req
236. Tense situations, kid.Copy !req
237. Get into five or six of them a day
and they don't mean shit any more.Copy !req
238. I mean I seen men stabbed,
and it didn't mean shit.Copy !req
239. I've seen guns.
Guns too, they don't mean shit,Copy !req
240. but that's when
you got to watch yourself.Copy !req
241. Here. I'll handle it, pal.
Uh, settle down.Copy !req
242. Have a nice day.
Or night.Copy !req
243. Night, day,
it doesn't mean shitCopy !req
244. - Wasn't that Otto?
- Otto who?Copy !req
245. There's going to be some bad shit
coming down one of these days, kid.Copy !req
246. Oh, yeah?
Where you going to be?Copy !req
247. On the moon?Copy !req
248. Uh-uh, I'm going to be right here
heading north at a hundred and ten per.Copy !req
249. In this junker?Copy !req
250. Cool car.Copy !req
251. Uh-oh!
The Rodriguez brothers.Copy !req
252. Motherfucker just flipped you off.Copy !req
253. Roll the window down.
Roll the window down.Copy !req
254. - Watch it, motherfucker.
- Hey, fuck you, pussy punk.Copy !req
255. Holy shit.Copy !req
256. Want me to take them?Copy !req
257. - Whoa!
- Whoa! Hey!Copy !req
258. Goddamn dipshit
Rodriguez gypsy dildo punks!Copy !req
259. I'll get your ass!Copy !req
260. Wow!Copy !req
261. That was intense.Copy !req
262. Repo man's always intense.Copy !req
263. - Come on, let's go get a drink.
- Gee, bud.Copy !req
264. You never told me
it was going to be like this, man.Copy !req
265. Cops and robbers.Copy !req
266. Real live car chases.Copy !req
267. Whoo!Copy !req
268. You dummy!Copy !req
269. If you say our names, we'll have
to kill all these people, Archie.Copy !req
270. They all ran away.Copy !req
271. Come on, you douchebags.Copy !req
272. Awful quiet in here.Copy !req
273. Too quiet.Copy !req
274. So, who are these Rodriguez boys?Copy !req
275. Rodriguez brothers.
Lagarto and Napoleon.Copy !req
276. Two notorious delinquentsCopy !req
277. currently responsible
for at least thirty vehicles in the field.Copy !req
278. Scumbags.Copy !req
279. They ain't scumbags.Copy !req
280. They're car thieves just like us.Copy !req
281. There's Miss Magruder.Copy !req
282. You want to go for it?Copy !req
283. Good gag.
You pull this one a lot?Copy !req
284. Only on the women.Copy !req
285. It never fails.Copy !req
286. Excuse me?Copy !req
287. Miss Magruder?Copy !req
288. I have something here for you.Copy !req
289. Mmm, how utterly charming.Copy !req
290. Ow! Ow!Copy !req
291. Ow! Motherfucker!Copy !req
292. Lite!Copy !req
293. I'm blind, man.Copy !req
294. Bruce I Peason,
brokerage consultant.Copy !req
295. Fucking millionaire,
six payments behind.Copy !req
296. - I've never understood it.
- What's that?Copy !req
297. The fucking millionaires.
They never pay their bills.Copy !req
298. See you at the yard.Copy !req
299. - Let me get this one.
- No, I'll handle this one.Copy !req
300. Mr Peason is carrying a permit
for a pistol.Copy !req
301. - Hey! Hey, hey! Give me that.
- Don't underestimate me, Ace.Copy !req
302. And also, naturally, I would
like them to be right next to each other.Copy !req
303. In addition, I would like them to be
as close to the window as possible,Copy !req
304. so I can sit in my car
and watch my things.Copy !req
305. So, all you have to do is take
your clothes out of here like thisCopy !req
306. and put them into a machine
over there like that.Copy !req
307. Oh, my god! Oh!Copy !req
308. Oh, my god! Stop!Copy !req
309. "Pablo Picasso"Copy !req
310. Hey!Copy !req
311. Hey! You want a ride?Copy !req
312. Hey babe, need a ride?Copy !req
313. Pick it up!Copy !req
314. Look at you. You pick it up.Copy !req
315. You know yourself
you were wrong.Copy !req
316. Well, what were they doing out
in the middle of the street?Copy !req
317. They weren't
in the middle of the street.Copy !req
318. That's not the middle of the street,
that's the corner.Copy !req
319. - Go on, you pick it up!
- What?Copy !req
320. - You pick it up.
- No way.Copy !req
321. - You still want a ride or what?
- No, I don't.Copy !req
322. - My name is Otto.
- Leila.Copy !req
323. - Is this your car?
- Yeah, it's one of them.Copy !req
324. One of them.Copy !req
325. Think you're pretty slick, don't you?Copy !req
326. I bet you're a used car salesman.Copy !req
327. - I am not.
- You dress like one.Copy !req
328. - I'm a repo man.
- What's that?Copy !req
329. It's a repossesser.Copy !req
330. I take back cars from dildos
who don't pay their bills.Copy !req
331. - Cool, huh?
- No.Copy !req
332. What are you doing?Copy !req
333. Those men in the car next to us.
Don't look at them.Copy !req
334. Don't look at them!
If they see me, they'll kill me.Copy !req
335. Really? Why?Copy !req
336. Ah! What the hell are you doing?Copy !req
337. - What's going on?
- Take a look at this.Copy !req
338. It looks like sausage.Copy !req
339. It isn't sausage, Otto.Copy !req
340. That's a picture
of four dead aliens.Copy !req
341. Laugh away, fuckface.Copy !req
342. That picture
is going to be on the coverCopy !req
343. of every major newspaper
in two days' time.Copy !req
344. - How do you know that?
- Part of a secret network.Copy !req
345. A scientist who is also
in our secret sectCopy !req
346. smuggled the corpses
off this air force base.Copy !req
347. Now he's got them
in the truck of his car.Copy !req
348. It's a Chevy Malibu.
We've got to find him.Copy !req
349. What are you going to do with them,
put them on Johnny Carson?Copy !req
350. Yes!Copy !req
351. We're going to have a press conference
and tell the world.Copy !req
352. 'Ew. What's that?'Copy !req
353. 'I don't know, dear..
But it's alive. Seems friendly though.'Copy !req
354. - United Fruitcake Outlet..
- My door doesn't work.Copy !req
355. 'Aw look it's curled up.'Copy !req
356. 'How cute, oh no.'Copy !req
357. 'Maybe we should take it home.Copy !req
358. - 'It doesn't seem to have any.'
- 'Oh, yes let's.'Copy !req
359. 'But no!
No matter how appealing,Copy !req
360. 'do not let strange creatures
in your house.Copy !req
361. 'We all know strange creatures
are on the increase.Copy !req
362. 'Many of them do seem furry
and adorable, but beware!Copy !req
363. 'We don't know
from whence they came.'Copy !req
364. Thanks for the ride.Copy !req
365. Sure.Copy !req
366. Uhm... I don't know,
what do you think?Copy !req
367. Do you want to go out with me
again some time?Copy !req
368. I don't know. I'm gonna kind
of be busy with work.Copy !req
369. And the Malibu and everything.Copy !req
370. Hey, great. Terrific.
Here's your shit.Copy !req
371. What's your problem?Copy !req
372. I mean, girls might like you
if you lightened up a little bit.Copy !req
373. Fuck, man.
Girls pay to go out with me.Copy !req
374. All right?Copy !req
375. You wanna get back in the car?Copy !req
376. - What, here?
- Yeah.Copy !req
377. Fuck the seat!Copy !req
378. Twenty thousand dollars
for a Chevy Malibu?Copy !req
379. Who's Double X Finance?Copy !req
380. Store front operation,
but the money is in escrow.Copy !req
381. - Want me to notify the boys?
- (Oly) Uh, naw.Copy !req
382. They're always bitching
about their case load.Copy !req
383. - I think I'll go out for a while.
- Why? We out of beer?Copy !req
384. Somebody has to work
around here.Copy !req
385. - Keep making me money, kid.
- Fuck you.Copy !req
386. Man, we've been looking
for this little red devil for a long time.Copy !req
387. Just act natural.Copy !req
388. Nobody knows if it's your car
or somebody else's car.Copy !req
389. Don't worry about that, come on.
You give it a try, all right?Copy !req
390. I knew we'd find it, boy.Copy !req
391. - Come on
- Got it.Copy !req
392. Let's get out of here.Copy !req
393. Oh, man!Copy !req
394. Put your seat belt on, boy.Copy !req
395. I don't ride with anybody
unless they wear their seatbelt.Copy !req
396. It's one of my rules.Copy !req
397. Put that damn gun down, boy.
It ain't no toy.Copy !req
398. Shit.Copy !req
399. I walk into someone's place of work.Copy !req
400. They're shit scared.Copy !req
401. They know I'm not a cop.Copy !req
402. They think I've come to kill 'em
and I would.Copy !req
403. I'd kill anybody who crosses me.
You know what I mean?Copy !req
404. - Do you like music?
- Sure.Copy !req
405. In that case
you're going to love this.Copy !req
406. I was into these dudes
before anybody.Copy !req
407. Partied with them all the time.Copy !req
408. Asked me to be their manager.Copy !req
409. I called bullshit on that.Copy !req
410. Managing a pop group?Copy !req
411. Hey, ain't no job for no man.Copy !req
412. Did you read
that book I gave you?Copy !req
413. - What book?
- Dioretix.Copy !req
414. - Science of matter over mind.
- Uh-uh.Copy !req
415. You'd better read it and quick.Copy !req
416. That book will change your life.Copy !req
417. Found it in a Maserati in Beverly Hills.
You know what I mean?Copy !req
418. A lot of people don't realise
what's really going on.Copy !req
419. They view life as a bunch
of unconnected incidents and things.Copy !req
420. They don't realise that there's
this, like, lattice of coincidenceCopy !req
421. that lays on top of everything.Copy !req
422. I'll give you an example,
show you what I mean.Copy !req
423. Suppose you're thinking
about a plate of shrimp.Copy !req
424. Suddenly somebody will say, like,
"plate" or "shrimp" or "plate of shrimp",Copy !req
425. out of the blue, no explanation.Copy !req
426. No point in looking for one either.Copy !req
427. It's all part of a cosmic
unconsciousness.Copy !req
428. You eat a lot of acid, Miller,
back in the hippie days?Copy !req
429. I'll give you another instance.Copy !req
430. You know the way everybody's
into weirdness right now?Copy !req
431. Books in all the supermarkets
about Bermuda triangles.Copy !req
432. UFOs, how the Mayans
invented television.Copy !req
433. That kind of thing.Copy !req
434. I don't read them books.Copy !req
435. Well, the way I see it
it's exactly the same.Copy !req
436. There ain't no difference between
a flying saucer and a time machine.Copy !req
437. People get so hung up
on specifics,Copy !req
438. they miss out
on seeing the whole thing.Copy !req
439. Take South America, for example.Copy !req
440. In South America, thousands
of people go missing every year.Copy !req
441. Nobody knows where they go.Copy !req
442. They just, like, disappear.Copy !req
443. But if you think about it
for a minute...Copy !req
444. you realise something.Copy !req
445. There had to be a time
when there was no people, right?Copy !req
446. Yeah, I guess.Copy !req
447. Well, where did all these people
come from?Copy !req
448. Hmm?Copy !req
449. I'll tell you where. The future.Copy !req
450. Where did all these people
disappear to, hmm?Copy !req
451. - The past?
- That's right!Copy !req
452. - And how did they get there?
- How the fuck do I know?Copy !req
453. Flying saucers.Copy !req
454. Which are really...Copy !req
455. Yeah, you got it.Copy !req
456. Time machines.Copy !req
457. I think a lot about this kind of stuff.Copy !req
458. I do my best thinking on the bus.Copy !req
459. That's how come I don't drive, see?Copy !req
460. You don't even know how to drive.Copy !req
461. I don't want to know how.
I don't want to learn, see?Copy !req
462. The more you drive...Copy !req
463. the less intelligent you are.Copy !req
464. You know, I think I saw
one of those things once, them UFOs.Copy !req
465. I mean it was really...
it was kind of scary.Copy !req
466. I saw all these fucking
coloured lights and, uh, sounds.Copy !req
467. I mean, sounds and lights
like I never heard before.Copy !req
468. I mean it was really weird.Copy !req
469. Bud..
Yeah?Copy !req
470. Do you think all repo men
follow the code?Copy !req
471. Of course.Copy !req
472. Well, I mean you see
a lot of fucked up cars come in, but...Copy !req
473. 99 times out of 100, it's the customer
who fucks them up.Copy !req
474. Assholes.Copy !req
475. I'm offering a thousands dollars
for his Falcon.Copy !req
476. You know what that is, Napoleon?
It's a bribe.Copy !req
477. 'Who the hell is this?
Napoleon?Copy !req
478. 'Who the fuck are you calling?'Copy !req
479. It's a grand if you show me
where his car is, Napoleon.Copy !req
480. 'Ah, go fuck yourself, asshole.'Copy !req
481. Hello?Copy !req
482. Prick.Copy !req
483. Sixty-four Chevy Malibu.
Twenty grand.Copy !req
484. Waiting!Copy !req
485. We could buy ten of them
for that, Marlene.Copy !req
486. - Think you can find it now?
- (Bud) Not going anywhere!Copy !req
487. Now how come
this junk is worth so much?Copy !req
488. What's in it? Drugs?Copy !req
489. Got all night, amigos.Copy !req
490. Hermanos Rodriguez
don't approve of drugs.Copy !req
491. Neither do I,
but it's my birthday.Copy !req
492. I'm going to get your ass!Copy !req
493. That motherfucker's still down there.Copy !req
494. Don't care
how long it takes, dildos.Copy !req
495. Repo man's got all night
every night.Copy !req
496. Jesus Christ,
twenty thousand dollars.Copy !req
497. 'Hi, this is Leila.Copy !req
498. 'I'm not here right now,
so please leave your name, numberCopy !req
499. 'and a brief message
and a time you called at the beep.Copy !req
500. 'And please try to be frank.'Copy !req
501. 'Hey, Leila!
All right, um, this is Otto.Copy !req
502. 'The guy who gave you
a ride and stuff.Copy !req
503. 'I heard something about that car.'Copy !req
504. - Otto?Copy !req
505. Otto.Copy !req
506. Otto, stop.Copy !req
507. You said you had
something to tell me.Copy !req
508. Otto?Copy !req
509. - Otto!
- Huh?Copy !req
510. What did you want to tell me?Copy !req
511. Oh!Copy !req
512. Take off your clothes.Copy !req
513. - I'm at work, Otto!
- Oh, yeah? Me too.Copy !req
514. - Your work is different than mine.
- Says who?Copy !req
515. What are you doing?
Don't do that.Copy !req
516. Well, the least you could do
is give me a blow job.Copy !req
517. I guess that means no.Copy !req
518. Leila?Copy !req
519. We have a cell meeting
in two minutes' time.Copy !req
520. Thanks, Deirdre.
I'll be right there.Copy !req
521. See, that motherfucker only thinks
I don't know what's going on, Lite.Copy !req
522. As soon as I find that Chevy,
I'm going indie.Copy !req
523. I'm going to buy myself a tow truck,
a couple of pitbulls, and run a yard.Copy !req
524. Sit around and watch everybody else
do the work for a while.Copy !req
525. No way you can do that
on twenty grand, man.Copy !req
526. The hell I can.Copy !req
527. As long as you have good credit,
and my credit is spotless.Copy !req
528. Credit is a sacred trust.Copy !req
529. It's what our free society
is founded on.Copy !req
530. You think they give a damn
about their bills in Russia?Copy !req
531. I said do you think they give a damn
about their bills in Russia?Copy !req
532. They don't pay bills in Russia.
It's all free.Copy !req
533. All free?Copy !req
534. Free, my ass!
What are you, a fucking commie?Copy !req
535. - Huh?
- No, I ain't no commie.Copy !req
536. Well, you'd better not be.
I don't want no commies in my car.Copy !req
537. No Christians, either.Copy !req
538. I'll deal with you later..
I've got a customer to attend to.Copy !req
539. You too.Copy !req
540. Hi! I'm Kevin. Vacuum, sir?Copy !req
541. Need a vacuum, sir?Copy !req
542. Oh, hey! Do you want me
to check the trunk?Copy !req
543. Excuse me.Copy !req
544. - Hi! I'm Kevin!
- Hey, buddy! How you doing, huh?Copy !req
545. Hey, don't you remember me?
I was here yesterday.Copy !req
546. Listen, I think I left a book of matches
over in your office over there.Copy !req
547. You want to go
check for me, huh?Copy !req
548. - Sure thing.
- Hey, thanks a lot, buddy.Copy !req
549. - Anything for you, babes.
- All right, you're beautiful. I love you.Copy !req
550. Be right back.Copy !req
551. What?Copy !req
552. It's really very simple,
Mrs Parks.Copy !req
553. You don't want me to take your car,
and I don't want to take your car.Copy !req
554. Now, I said to the boss, I said,Copy !req
555. "Look, I do not want to repossess
this lady's car."Copy !req
556. Well, I've been in the hospital,
you see.Copy !req
557. Yeah. Yes, I understand.Copy !req
558. My job is really on the line over this one.
I mean, I could lose it right away.Copy !req
559. I'll see if I can borrow some money
from somewhere.Copy !req
560. That's terrific. Really terrific.Copy !req
561. - Oh, how was the rehearsal, son?
- It was okay.Copy !req
562. - Who's this?
- Oh, this is Mr Otto, Gary.Copy !req
563. From the finance company.Copy !req
564. He's been telling me that he isn't
going to take the car this time,Copy !req
565. even though he could.Copy !req
566. Well...Copy !req
567. Gotta get going here.Copy !req
568. Did you like the tea?Copy !req
569. - The tea?
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
570. Yeah, it was terrific.Copy !req
571. - Thank you.
- You're welcome.Copy !req
572. Uh, excuse me.Copy !req
573. I gave you the money
last week to pay it.Copy !req
574. And you didn't do it.
What did you do with it?Copy !req
575. I'm so tired of giving you money
and you squandering it.Copy !req
576. I know what you done.Copy !req
577. You all went out dancing somewhere.
That's what you did.Copy !req
578. Now listen, next time
I give you some money,Copy !req
579. I want you to put it in the car, ya hear.
You're working.Copy !req
580. How come you didn't do it?
I don't know what's happened to you.Copy !req
581. You'll be sorry...Copy !req
582. Hey, it's cool, man. It's cool.Copy !req
583. I like music too, man, hey.Copy !req
584. Ow! Ow!Copy !req
585. Some people aren't cut out
to be a repo man.Copy !req
586. Why don't you smarten up, kid?Copy !req
587. Fuck you, Plettschner!
Ow! Ow!Copy !req
588. Don't you say fuck you to me.
Don't you know who I am?Copy !req
589. Yeah, you're Plettschner.Copy !req
590. You're fucking right, I'm Plettschner.
Otto Plettschner.Copy !req
591. Three times decorated
in two world wars.Copy !req
592. I was killing people while you were still
swimming around in your father's balls.Copy !req
593. You little scumbag!Copy !req
594. I worked five years in a slaughter house
and ten years as a prison guard in Attica.Copy !req
595. - So what?
- So what?Copy !req
596. So never say fuck you to me.Copy !req
597. Because you haven't
earned the rights yet.Copy !req
598. Hey, kid, I need a contract driver.Copy !req
599. See what I mean, punk?Copy !req
600. - Fuck you!
- Fuck you!Copy !req
601. - You little scumbag.
- Shut up, Plettschner.Copy !req
602. Don't you ever tell me to shut up.Copy !req
603. Shit!Copy !req
604. It's too hot in here, man.Copy !req
605. What the hell's going on?Copy !req
606. So fucking hot I think that shit
in the trunk is going to melt.Copy !req
607. I think we better take a look,
all right?Copy !req
608. Go get us two sodas.Copy !req
609. All right,
as soon as I check the trunk.Copy !req
610. We're just the mules.Copy !req
611. All right.Copy !req
612. - 'Helping hand.'
- Marlene! We've found the car.Copy !req
613. Come on, guys!Copy !req
614. - Get the lead out.
- Stop pushing, Duke.Copy !req
615. - My medication.
- Aw, man!Copy !req
616. Aw, be cool dude. We got more.Copy !req
617. Aw, let me help you, Archie dear.Copy !req
618. Come on, come on.Copy !req
619. Yeah, well, that's not the only thing,
Marlene, this car is hot.Copy !req
620. 'What do you mean? Stolen?'Copy !req
621. - No, I mean it's hot, really hot.
- 'Hot?'Copy !req
622. Yeah, we're sweating like pigs, man.Copy !req
623. 'I got the papers.
Where is the car from?'Copy !req
624. It's from someplace, uh...Copy !req
625. Roswell, New Mexico.Copy !req
626. Me?
Fight in a war, man?Copy !req
627. Fuck, no way!Copy !req
628. Nobody's got to do that shit.
Not in this country.Copy !req
629. A new ID don't cost no more
than a pink slip.Copy !req
630. You know what I mean?Copy !req
631. Something wrong?Copy !req
632. You know Marlene?Copy !req
633. Man, she's pretty hot.Copy !req
634. Otto, my man.Copy !req
635. I jumped on that action from day one.Copy !req
636. I found out
where she was coming from.Copy !req
637. - See ya back at the yard.
- Have fun.Copy !req
638. Holy shit.Copy !req
639. Holy shit!Copy !req
640. Lite!Copy !req
641. Holy shit.
Holy fucking shit.Copy !req
642. Lite! Lite!Copy !req
643. Lite!Copy !req
644. Lite! Open the door.Copy !req
645. There's a maniac in there.
What are you doing?Copy !req
646. Jesus! Open the door, man!
What are you doing?Copy !req
647. What are you doing?
Open the door.Copy !req
648. Lite!Copy !req
649. You're still on the job, white boy.
Get in the car.Copy !req
650. Open the door, man,
open the fucking door.Copy !req
651. Open the door, Lite.Copy !req
652. - Get in the car.
- Jesus Christ.Copy !req
653. You're crazy, Lite.Copy !req
654. I mean you can't just shoot
into people's houses.Copy !req
655. - I mean, maybe you shot the guy.
- What if I did?Copy !req
656. Well, I don't know.
I mean, that's pretty severe.Copy !req
657. Jesus Christ.Copy !req
658. Hey! Blanks get the job done, too.Copy !req
659. You repo men, you guys are
all out to fuckin' lunch.Copy !req
660. Let's get out of here.Copy !req
661. Hello.Copy !req
662. Is it you?Copy !req
663. This is Leila.
Are you using a scrambler?Copy !req
664. I can't hear you.
I'm using the scrambler.Copy !req
665. - Look out!
- What?Copy !req
666. Happy face!
You want a ride?Copy !req
667. Help! Help! No! Help!Copy !req
668. - 'What do you want from me?'?'
- 'We ask the questions.'Copy !req
669. 'You're not going
to torture me, are you?'Copy !req
670. 'Torture you? What for?'Copy !req
671. 'To find out what I know.Copy !req
672. 'I'd torture someone in a second
if it was up to me.'Copy !req
673. 'Huh? Why are you looking
for the Malibu?'Copy !req
674. 'Because of the trunk.
The aliens inside.'Copy !req
675. - 'Illegal aliens?'
- 'No, silly. Extraterrestrials.'Copy !req
676. 'Ah.Copy !req
677. 'Did you ever think
about joining the CIA?'Copy !req
678. 'Um. I'm going to have to ask
my boyfriend.'Copy !req
679. 'Boyfriend?'Copy !req
680. - What's going on?
- The usual.Copy !req
681. Come on, Miller!
Hi, Marlene!Copy !req
682. How you doing, baby?Copy !req
683. Jesus,
who done that to you, son?Copy !req
684. Who done what?Copy !req
685. Who done what, he says.
You want to talk about guts.Copy !req
686. What did you do to your face, kid?Copy !req
687. - Oh, some dude. It doesn't matter.
- Oh, yes it does.Copy !req
688. Why don't you do something,
Plettschner? Aren't you a cop?Copy !req
689. Marlene,
I'm on my coffee break.Copy !req
690. Repo man don't go running
to the man, Marlene.Copy !req
691. A repo man goes it alone.Copy !req
692. - Yes, siree, Bob.
- Just like John Wayne.Copy !req
693. Damn right, just like John Wayne.
What's wrong about that?Copy !req
694. Greatest American that ever lived.Copy !req
695. John Wayne was a fag.Copy !req
696. - What did you say, man?
- Huh?Copy !req
697. What?Copy !req
698. John Wayne was a fag.Copy !req
699. The hell he was!Copy !req
700. He was too, you boys.Copy !req
701. I installed two way mirrors
in his pad in Brentwood.Copy !req
702. And he'd come to the door
in a dress.Copy !req
703. Ah, you're fucking nuts.Copy !req
704. That doesn't mean
he was a homo, Miller.Copy !req
705. Lotta straight guys
like to watch their buddies fuck.Copy !req
706. - I know I do.
- Yeah?Copy !req
707. - Don't you?
- Damn straight I do.Copy !req
708. Fuck John Wayne, man.
Tell us his name, you little pussy.Copy !req
709. Piss off, asshole.Copy !req
710. Ow, you bastards.Copy !req
711. Hey, take it easy.Copy !req
712. Take it easy.
The guy's head is hurt.Copy !req
713. You're taking this too personal, son.Copy !req
714. The thing is, a repo man got beat up
in the line of duty.Copy !req
715. Now, it doesn't matter
that the man was you.Copy !req
716. What really matters is that the guy
that did it has got to pay the price.Copy !req
717. Now stop being selfish
and tell us his name.Copy !req
718. Come on.Copy !req
719. - Come on!
- You bastard! All right!Copy !req
720. All right, all right, all right!Copy !req
721. Okay, his name was...Copy !req
722. - Mr Humphries?
- Yes?Copy !req
723. Yes, I'm Mr Humphries.
What do you want?Copy !req
724. 'The president admitted
US planesCopy !req
725. 'have napalmed refugee camps
in Southern Mexico.Copy !req
726. 'He explained that these camps
were in fact guerrilla bases.Copy !req
727. 'In strife-torn Guatemala
shots were fires at the U.S. embassy...'Copy !req
728. 'and government troops retaliated
and killed 50...'Copy !req
729. Helping Hand Acceptance Corporation,
Marlene speaking.Copy !req
730. 'Hello, is Otto there?'Copy !req
731. It's for you. A girl.Copy !req
732. - Yeah?
- 'Hi, Otto. It's Leila.'Copy !req
733. Leila who?Copy !req
734. "When the Shit Hits the Fan"Copy !req
735. - I can't believe I used to like these guys.
- Listen to me!Copy !req
736. For the sake
of this and future generations,Copy !req
737. you must tell us
everything you know.Copy !req
738. Yeah, sure.
I need another drink.Copy !req
739. Otto, these aliens
aren't on ice or anything.Copy !req
740. They could be starting to decay.Copy !req
741. We've got to find them
before they turn into mush.Copy !req
742. Well, well, well!Copy !req
743. If it ain't the repo man.Copy !req
744. You look like shit,
you wanker.Copy !req
745. Duke. Debbi. Archie.Copy !req
746. I'd like you to meet Leila
and her weird friend.Copy !req
747. How you doing, asshole?Copy !req
748. How come you don't hang out
with your friends no more?Copy !req
749. What friends?Copy !req
750. Uh.Copy !req
751. Want some byoot, dude?Copy !req
752. Duke!Copy !req
753. I really love you, man.Copy !req
754. You're my best friend,Copy !req
755. 'cause you always fucking
came to see me while I was in Juvie.Copy !req
756. I'm busy, man..
I told you I was working.Copy !req
757. - Look, a metal hand.
- Cool!Copy !req
758. - Can we feel it?Copy !req
759. Enchanté.Copy !req
760. Fuck this!
Let's go do some crimes.Copy !req
761. Adios, butthole.Copy !req
762. Charming friends
you got there, Otto.Copy !req
763. Thanks, I made 'em myself.Copy !req
764. Hey, what the fuck
are you doing with our car?Copy !req
765. - Your car?
- Yeah!Copy !req
766. Are you sure?Copy !req
767. This looks like my car.Copy !req
768. Are there pecan pies
in the back seat?Copy !req
769. Not any more. We ate 'em.Copy !req
770. - Shut up, Archie.
- You shut up.Copy !req
771. You're still here?Copy !req
772. My car looks just like this.Copy !req
773. But this is yours, your car?Copy !req
774. - Yeah, four eyes.
- Of course...Copy !req
775. - What's in the trunk?
- What do you mean?Copy !req
776. You don't even know
what's in your own trunk.Copy !req
777. - Kill him, Duke!
- You know what?Copy !req
778. - I think you're afraid to find out.
- Kill him.Copy !req
779. Come on, Duke, you putty butt.
Kill him.Copy !req
780. I ain't afraid of nothing, see.Copy !req
781. It's all right I don't blame you
for being afraid.Copy !req
782. I said I ain't afraid of nothing!Copy !req
783. I kill people like you.Copy !req
784. Oh, well.Copy !req
785. I guess you're right.Copy !req
786. It's better not to look.Copy !req
787. Beautiful evening.Copy !req
788. You can almost see the stars.Copy !req
789. Oh, shut up.Copy !req
790. He's going to open it.Copy !req
791. - Ah.
- Come on, Duke.Copy !req
792. This thing is hot.Copy !req
793. Aw...Copy !req
794. Well, we don't have all night.Copy !req
795. Close it, Duke! No! No!Copy !req
796. Aw. Dukie Wookie hurt
his wittle hand.Copy !req
797. Fuck you, Archie! Just for that,
you're not in the gang anymore.Copy !req
798. - I'm taking over now.
- Oh, leave it out.Copy !req
799. - King Archie, the invincible.
- Shut up, Archie.Copy !req
800. Hey, Debbi! Watch this.Copy !req
801. Oh, dear, what a shame.Copy !req
802. Come on, Duke,
let's go do those crimes.Copy !req
803. Yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
804. Let's go get sushi and...
and not pay.Copy !req
805. Hey! Yo! Hey buddy!Copy !req
806. Special deputies. Pull over.Copy !req
807. Special deputies.
Pull over. Hey!Copy !req
808. So the farmer says
the ice broke and he fell in...Copy !req
809. There goes another. All these people,
man, with one person in each car.Copy !req
810. The city wants us to carpool,
but nobody gives a shit.Copy !req
811. If people carpooled,
we'd be out of work.Copy !req
812. Ah, bullshit!Copy !req
813. How come that pig's got
a wooden leg?Copy !req
814. Well, says the farmer,
about three months ago...Copy !req
815. - Look at that car..
- ... I was out there walking the pig.Copy !req
816. Hey, Budsky.
There's your girlfriend.Copy !req
817. Oh, those Rodriguez brothers, huh?Copy !req
818. Okay, boys, we've got
the whole team here tonight,Copy !req
819. let's settle these motherfuckers' hash
for good.Copy !req
820. - Let's do it..
- Yo! Pull over.Copy !req
821. Shit!Copy !req
822. Don't lose him, man.Copy !req
823. Hey! Hey! Take it easy.Copy !req
824. Stop this fucking car.Copy !req
825. Stop this fucking thing.Copy !req
826. Hey, come on.Copy !req
827. Shit!Copy !req
828. Motherfucker!
Come on!Copy !req
829. Come on, motherfucker, yeah, come on!
What are you waiting for?Copy !req
830. Motherfucker, I'll kick your fucking ass.
Come on!Copy !req
831. Come on! Come on!
What are you going to do with that bat?Copy !req
832. Motherfucker!Copy !req
833. - What?
- Hey, hey, hey...Copy !req
834. Too bad, Bud.
This is going to cost you plenty.Copy !req
835. What do you mean,
cost me plenty?Copy !req
836. How's your neck, Napoleon?Copy !req
837. Oh, my neck?
Yeah! Oh! Shit!Copy !req
838. Oh, shit. My neck is killing me, man.
I think I got whiplash.Copy !req
839. Besides the whiplash,
this isn't a repo car.Copy !req
840. Bullshit!
I got the fucking papers on it.Copy !req
841. We paid it off.Copy !req
842. You see, this is our favourite car.Copy !req
843. That's right.
You got insurance, motherfucker?Copy !req
844. Come on, cocksucker!Copy !req
845. Whose side are you on
for Christ's sake?Copy !req
846. Goddamn it!Copy !req
847. Shit!
This is bullshit, Oly.Copy !req
848. Yeah, that's what I said
when the marshal woke me upCopy !req
849. at 4:00 this morning.Copy !req
850. Unfortunately it isn't bullshit,
it's a summons.Copy !req
851. Well, bullshit.
You should have refused to accept it.Copy !req
852. Have you read it?Copy !req
853. The goddamn Rodriguez brothers
are suing us for malicious damage,Copy !req
854. medical expenses and harassment
for a car they fucking own.Copy !req
855. The Rodriguez brothers are...Copy !req
856. You believe the fucking
Rodriguez brothers?Copy !req
857. They're a couple of scumbags, Oly.
You know them.Copy !req
858. I know that, Bud. But we've got to
sit down and get our stories straight.Copy !req
859. Bullshit, you're taking their word
against mine.Copy !req
860. I was there, remember?Copy !req
861. Why don't you go home?Copy !req
862. Take the rest of the week off.Copy !req
863. Take the rest of the...
I can't take the fucking rest...Copy !req
864. Oh... Yeah, I get it! Uh-huh.Copy !req
865. Take the rest
of the week off, Budsky.Copy !req
866. So you can get the fucking
twenty thousand dollars for the Malibu.Copy !req
867. - Make it a fucking month.
- Yeah? Well, fuck you.Copy !req
868. On second thoughts, Budsky.Copy !req
869. Don't bother coming back at all.Copy !req
870. Great! I'll come back
and pick up my stuff laterCopy !req
871. when the fucking place
don't stink so bad.Copy !req
872. - Shut up!Copy !req
873. Fucking trash.Copy !req
874. Makes you wonder
how much they owe.Copy !req
875. Most of them are on the run.Copy !req
876. Don't even use their fucking
social security numbers.Copy !req
877. If there was just some way to find out
how much the motherfuckers oweCopy !req
878. - and making 'em pay.
- Jesus Christ, Bud.Copy !req
879. They're winos,
they don't have any money.Copy !req
880. You think they'd be bums if they did?Copy !req
881. - You want out? Do you?
- No!Copy !req
882. What's the matter with you?Copy !req
883. Don't you like your job any more?
Not too happy in your job?Copy !req
884. I mean I feel like
we're not communicating any more.Copy !req
885. When we first started out
I thought I could teach you something,Copy !req
886. share something with you,
for Christ's sake.Copy !req
887. Answer me!Copy !req
888. 'I'm picking up the dead.Copy !req
889. 'I'm putting my hands
around this dead body.Copy !req
890. 'I'm... I'm carrying
his limp torso to the truck, and...Copy !req
891. 'He feels like he's...
he's only been dead a little while, but...'Copy !req
892. J Frank Parnell.Copy !req
893. Ott, Ott...Copy !req
894. You ever feel as if your mind
had started to erode?Copy !req
895. No.Copy !req
896. Ever been to Utah?Copy !req
897. Sir.Copy !req
898. I represent the Helping Hand
Acceptance Corporation.Copy !req
899. Radiation, yes indeed!Copy !req
900. You hear the most outrageous lies
about it.Copy !req
901. Half-baked goggle-boxed do-gooders
telling everybody it's bad for you.Copy !req
902. Pernicious nonsense!Copy !req
903. Everybody could stand
a hundred chest X-rays a year.Copy !req
904. They ought to have 'em too.Copy !req
905. When they cancelled the project
it almost did me in.Copy !req
906. One day my mind
was literally bursting.Copy !req
907. The next day nothing.Copy !req
908. Swept away...Copy !req
909. But I'll show them.Copy !req
910. - I had a lobotomy in the end.
- Lobotomy?Copy !req
911. - Isn't that for loonies?
- Not at all.Copy !req
912. A friend of mine had one.Copy !req
913. Designer of the neutron bomb.Copy !req
914. Ever hear of the neutron bomb?Copy !req
915. Destroys people.Copy !req
916. Leaves buildings standing.Copy !req
917. It fits in a suitcase.Copy !req
918. It's so small no one knows it's there
until blammo.Copy !req
919. Eyes melt,
skin explodes, everybody dead.Copy !req
920. It's so immoral, working on the thing
can drive you mad.Copy !req
921. That's what happened
to this friend of mine.Copy !req
922. So he had a lobotomy.Copy !req
923. Now he's well again.Copy !req
924. What kind of car does your...Copy !req
925. does your friend drive?Copy !req
926. Chevy Malibu.Copy !req
927. This is really a nice old car.Copy !req
928. - Why don't you let me drive?
- What do you mean?Copy !req
929. Well, I don't know. I mean...Copy !req
930. - Don't you feel funny?
- Why should I feel funny?Copy !req
931. The two hemispheres
are fundamentally at odds.Copy !req
932. Hemisphere, hemisphere.Copy !req
933. You know it's strange.
I do feel funny...Copy !req
934. Ah...Copy !req
935. Here's the young new-waver
we've all heard so much about.Copy !req
936. My old man had a mohawk
when I met him.Copy !req
937. He was in the service then.Copy !req
938. He was such a monster.
I used to have to tell him no.Copy !req
939. My old man
was exactly the same way.Copy !req
940. Till we got married.Copy !req
941. Hey, Oly..
Your wife's hanging all over Otto.Copy !req
942. Yeah. Like flies on shit.Copy !req
943. Um. Have you seen Bud
anywhere?Copy !req
944. Who?Copy !req
945. Hey, Ace. Wait up.Copy !req
946. So, you want to talk about it?Copy !req
947. Talk about what, kid?Copy !req
948. - Why you're so damn mad at me.
- I'm not mad at you. God damn.Copy !req
949. - I'm not. I'm not mad at you.
- All right, okay.Copy !req
950. - Debbi?
- What?Copy !req
951. I've been thinking.Copy !req
952. Now that we've got some moneyCopy !req
953. and Archie's gone...Copy !req
954. don't you think it's time
we settled down?Copy !req
955. Get a little house.Copy !req
956. I want you to have my baby.Copy !req
957. Why?Copy !req
958. Well, I don't know.Copy !req
959. Everybody does it.Copy !req
960. And it just seems like
the thing to do and...Copy !req
961. Arsehole!Copy !req
962. Let's go do the job.Copy !req
963. Duke! Debbi!
What are you guys doing here?Copy !req
964. - What's it look like, Ace?
- Up against the wall.Copy !req
965. I'm going to kill him.
I'm going to kill everybody.Copy !req
966. Drop it, motherfucker!Copy !req
967. Ow, shit!Copy !req
968. Debbi...Copy !req
969. Ah...Copy !req
970. Ah, do you, uh...Copy !req
971. Do you think it's too late for us
to get romantically involved?Copy !req
972. I think a little.Copy !req
973. Wait! Wait! Stick with me.
I'll make you a repo wife.Copy !req
974. Bollocks.Copy !req
975. Here.Copy !req
976. - Otto?
- Yeah, I'm here, man.Copy !req
977. The lights are growing dim.Copy !req
978. I know a life of crime
led me to this sorry fate.Copy !req
979. And yet...Copy !req
980. I blame society.Copy !req
981. Society made me what I am.Copy !req
982. That's bullshit.Copy !req
983. You're a white suburban punk,
just like me.Copy !req
984. But it still hurts.Copy !req
985. You're going to be all right, man.Copy !req
986. Maybe not.Copy !req
987. Yep he's dead all right.Copy !req
988. - No doubt about it.
- He's a goner.Copy !req
989. Man.Copy !req
990. Look. Booth's setting him on fire.Copy !req
991. Where's the car, baby?Copy !req
992. That Chevy Malibu, baby.Copy !req
993. Where's the car?Copy !req
994. - Otto!
- Jeez.Copy !req
995. - You'd better stay out of this.
- Why?Copy !req
996. It's none of your business.
You want to be a hero?Copy !req
997. - Or rather be a chicken man?
- What?Copy !req
998. A chicken man. Did you ever see
a farmer's wife? Huh?Copy !req
999. Let go of me!Copy !req
1000. It's peaceful, man.Copy !req
1001. The Malibu.Copy !req
1002. Yeah?Copy !req
1003. - Let's go
- No way, Marlene.Copy !req
1004. My car's gone and we're going to get
to the bottom of this.Copy !req
1005. Like hell we are.Copy !req
1006. Not in my face.Copy !req
1007. Hold it, Marlene.
Freeze!Copy !req
1008. My face!Copy !req
1009. - Over my dead body.
- That's how it's going to have to be.Copy !req
1010. Come and get me.
Come on.Copy !req
1011. I've been wanting to do that one
for a long time, honey.Copy !req
1012. Come on. Come on.
Come on, if you think you're man enough.Copy !req
1013. Hey, Plettsch.Copy !req
1014. Coffee break.Copy !req
1015. Good evening, Otto.Copy !req
1016. This is agent Rogersz.Copy !req
1017. I'm going to ask you
a few questions.Copy !req
1018. Since time is short and you may lie,
I'm going to have to torture you.Copy !req
1019. But I want you to know
it isn't personal.Copy !req
1020. 'Look, ah...
This isn't really necessary.Copy !req
1021. 'I'll tell you
anything you want to know.'Copy !req
1022. Good!
Where is the Malibu?Copy !req
1023. 'I don't know.Copy !req
1024. 'Somebody ripped it from the yard.'Copy !req
1025. I don't think he knows.Copy !req
1026. - Increase the voltage.
- But what if he's innocent?Copy !req
1027. No one is innocent.
Proceed.Copy !req
1028. Ah, yes! Look at them.Copy !req
1029. High heels, hair nets,
those ridiculous trench coats.Copy !req
1030. They're pathetic.Copy !req
1031. Agent Rogersz,
they're getting away.Copy !req
1032. It's all part of the plan.Copy !req
1033. - Someone help me..
- Otto!Copy !req
1034. Otto, pull yourself together.Copy !req
1035. Marlene?Copy !req
1036. What's going on?Copy !req
1037. We're going to the hospital.Copy !req
1038. 'Dr Benway to surgery.'Copy !req
1039. Hey, I know you.Copy !req
1040. You're the one
that ran into my trash.Copy !req
1041. - Shh!
- Shh to you too.Copy !req
1042. 'Visiting hours are now over.Copy !req
1043. 'Thank you for your assistance.'Copy !req
1044. Out of order.Copy !req
1045. Take the stairs.Copy !req
1046. 'Mr Lee. Mr Lee.Copy !req
1047. 'Please return the scalpel.
Mr Lee.Copy !req
1048. Otto?Copy !req
1049. - They're going through it all the time.
- Let me see that.Copy !req
1050. - All wrong. Do it over.
- And they won't pick it up.Copy !req
1051. Oh, well isn't that a shame?Copy !req
1052. I tell you, it comes to something
when they expect you to pick it up.Copy !req
1053. How are you doing, man?Copy !req
1054. Ask him about the Malibu.Copy !req
1055. Look, about the other night.Copy !req
1056. I'm sorry I split.Copy !req
1057. I know I should have stayed
with you, but ah...Copy !req
1058. It's like when I was a kid, you know,
I had this set of big wheels you know.Copy !req
1059. Otto!Copy !req
1060. 'Please be quiet in the stairwells.Copy !req
1061. 'Please be quiet in the stairwells.'Copy !req
1062. 'A very sad
unchristian thing just happened.Copy !req
1063. 'A sweet old lady's car was stolen.Copy !req
1064. 'It's a Chevy Malibu.Copy !req
1065. 'Brothers and sisters.Copy !req
1066. 'Please, if you've seen this car,Copy !req
1067. 'just call this toll free number.'Copy !req
1068. - Shit.
- 'Praise the lord.'Copy !req
1069. Go, go, go!Copy !req
1070. Come on. Go!Copy !req
1071. - Ow!Copy !req
1072. Dude, slow down.Copy !req
1073. Stop!Copy !req
1074. All right, don't shoot!
Come on, all right, all right...Copy !req
1075. Chicken shits.Copy !req
1076. Where's the Malibu?Copy !req
1077. Don't even ask,
because I don't know.Copy !req
1078. I mean, I don't have it,
Marlene doesn't have it,Copy !req
1079. you and your crazy friends
don't have it.Copy !req
1080. So that only leaves...Copy !req
1081. Where is he?Copy !req
1082. Where the fuck is he?Copy !req
1083. 'He is risen,
Holy Jesus' name.'Copy !req
1084. - Later!
- Bye-bye.Copy !req
1085. 'Here's another weird one.Copy !req
1086. 'Reports are coming in about apparent
hail of ice cubes south of downtown.Copy !req
1087. 'Scientists are at a loss to explain
the freak showers of tiny cubes of ice.'Copy !req
1088. That's some weird fucking shit.
Eh, Bud?Copy !req
1089. - What's going on, man?
- Shit.Copy !req
1090. Eleven years of repoing cars
and what have I got?Copy !req
1091. Shit.Copy !req
1092. Bud, listen to me.Copy !req
1093. You're sitting in a car
worth twenty thousand dollars.Copy !req
1094. Look, we turn it in,
we take the money,Copy !req
1095. and split it sixty-forty, you and me.Copy !req
1096. Who gets the sixty, kid?Copy !req
1097. Well, I don't know. I figured
since I found the car first that, uh...Copy !req
1098. you'd get it.Copy !req
1099. 'Get away from the car.Copy !req
1100. 'This is your only warning.'Copy !req
1101. We got problems, man.Copy !req
1102. No, no, no... Wait!Copy !req
1103. Stop fucking around, man!Copy !req
1104. Only an asshole gets killed
over a car.Copy !req
1105. You calling me an asshole, punk?Copy !req
1106. Yeah, I'm calling you an asshole.Copy !req
1107. Come and get me, copper.Copy !req
1108. I'm well armed
and I know where you live.Copy !req
1109. Son of a fucking bitch.Copy !req
1110. I would rather die on my feet
than live on my knees.Copy !req
1111. Come on, out!Copy !req
1112. Come on, you fucking popsicles,
let's get that car.Copy !req
1113. Hey Oly! Look at Bud?Copy !req
1114. We'll tow it to a cliff and drive it off.Copy !req
1115. I have the papers on this car.
You guys want a beer?Copy !req
1116. - Hey Bud, want a beer?
- No, a cigarette.Copy !req
1117. - No beer is needed here.
- Hey, what...Copy !req
1118. 'Approaching the car. I'm encountering
a strange eerie kind of force field.Copy !req
1119. 'I don't know what it is.
It's... it's...'Copy !req
1120. Come on, you popsicles.Copy !req
1121. God, I love this job.Copy !req
1122. Linear and inverse vectors
merge in zero.Copy !req
1123. This way, your holiness.Copy !req
1124. It's more than a job, it's...
It's a calling.Copy !req
1125. - Critical mass is at a point of zero.
- Why, you can say spiritual.Copy !req
1126. Spiritual?Copy !req
1127. Holy sheep shit!Copy !req
1128. 'Get back, get back.'Copy !req
1129. Get back in there
or you don't get paid.Copy !req
1130. Have you read this book?Copy !req
1131. Dioretix.Copy !req
1132. - Chapter seven. Verse three.
- I've got it marked.Copy !req
1133. Miller, what are you doing?Copy !req
1134. I'm going for a little spin.Copy !req
1135. But you don't know how to drive.Copy !req
1136. Otto, don't go.Copy !req
1137. What about our relationship?Copy !req
1138. What?Copy !req
1139. What about our relationship?Copy !req
1140. Fuck that.Copy !req
1141. You shithead!Copy !req
1142. I'm glad I tortured you!
How can you leave me?Copy !req
1143. I'm the one who's supposed to be
in that car.Copy !req
1144. Best goddamned car
in the yard.Copy !req
1145. Wow!Copy !req
1146. This is intense.Copy !req
1147. The life of a repo man
is always intense.Copy !req
1148. "Repo Man"Copy !req