1. Affirmative. That's correct.Copy !req
2. Let me see your driver's license.Copy !req
3. Post 1 01 8. Post 1 01 8.Copy !req
4. From out of town, huh?Copy !req
5. What you got in the trunk?Copy !req
6. Oh...Copy !req
7. you don't want to look in there.Copy !req
8. Give me the keys.Copy !req
9. Mr. Humphries, aisle nine.Copy !req
10. Huh? I wasn't singing, guy.Copy !req
11. I'm standing right next to you,
and you're fucking singing. Cut it out.Copy !req
12. Jeez! Why so tense, guy?Copy !req
13. - Otto.
- Mr. Humphries!Copy !req
14. You were late again this morning.Copy !req
15. Normally I'd let it go,
but it's been brought to my attention...Copy !req
16. that you're not paying attention
to the way you space the cans.Copy !req
17. Many young men of your age,
in these uncertain times —Copy !req
18. Otto, are you
paying attention to me?Copy !req
19. Hey, he's talkin' to you.Copy !req
20. Fuck you!Copy !req
21. ¡Ay, pendejo!
Come on, you fucker!Copy !req
22. - Come on. Just try it.
- Oh, man.Copy !req
23. Come on.Copy !req
24. You gotta love
getting fired in a big way, Otto.Copy !req
25. What are you laughing at?Copy !req
26. - Louie, throw him out too.
- Come on, you fucking worm.Copy !req
27. Me?Copy !req
28. Get outta here!Copy !req
29. How ya doin', Duke?Copy !req
30. When did you get out
of the slammer, man?Copy !req
31. What's the difference?Copy !req
32. - Otto?
- What?Copy !req
33. Get me another beer.Copy !req
34. Damn it! A joke is a joke,
but I'm supposed to be the host here.Copy !req
35. Ow!Copy !req
36. Debbi, honey?
I got your beer.Copy !req
37. Just ignore him, Duke.
He's nothing but a big baby.Copy !req
38. - No one's supposed to be up here.
- Turn the fuckin' light out!Copy !req
39. This is my parents' room.Copy !req
40. Saturday Night Live!Copy !req
41. Monday Night Football!Copy !req
42. Dallas! Jeffersons!Copy !req
43. Gilligan's Island! Flintstones!Copy !req
44. Hey, kid.Copy !req
45. Hey.Copy !req
46. Hey, kid.
Hey, you hard of hearing, ace?Copy !req
47. - What do you want?
- You want to make ten bucks?Copy !req
48. - Fuck you, queer.
- Now, wait a minute, kid.Copy !req
49. You got the wrong idea.
Look, my old lady's real sick.Copy !req
50. - I gotta get her to the hospital, okay?
- So what? Take her there.Copy !req
51. I can't. I can't leave her car
in this bad area.Copy !req
52. Look, I need some helpful soul
to drive it for me, okay?Copy !req
53. She's pregnant, she's — with twins.
She could drop at any time. All right?Copy !req
54. Well, uh, how much
you gonna give me?Copy !req
55. - Fifteen bucks.
- No. Won't do it for less than 20.Copy !req
56. Twenty-five.Copy !req
57. Follow me in my old lady's car.
It's right here, okay?Copy !req
58. All right. Where's, uh —
Where's your old lady at?Copy !req
59. Never mind. Right now we gotta get
both of my cars out of this bad area.Copy !req
60. All right?Copy !req
61. Come on.Copy !req
62. Papá, ven aquí.Copy !req
63. Es un gringo en la calle
con su coche.Copy !req
64. Let's go!Copy !req
65. ¡Hijo de la puta!
¡Dame el carro!Copy !req
66. You know damned straight which one
I'm talkin' about. It's sittin' right outside.Copy !req
67. Took me two weeks to get
this money up so I could get it.Copy !req
68. - That ain't your car.
- Hey!Copy !req
69. - You gonna let him lie to you like that?
- Shut up!Copy !req
70. You gonna give me my car,
or do I gotta go to your house
and shove your dog's head down the toilet?Copy !req
71. - Take it easy, sonny boy.
- Shut up, rent-a-cop.Copy !req
72. Best goddamn car on the lot.Copy !req
73. You damn right it is.Copy !req
74. Will you hold, please?Copy !req
75. Helping Hand Acceptance Corporation.
Marlene speaking.Copy !req
76. - Say, mama, what's happenin'?
You want to take a lift?
- No, thank you.Copy !req
77. - Drive a Cadillac, you sleep in a tent.
- Shut up, Plettschner.Copy !req
78. Bud, what street was that car on?Copy !req
79. Honey, I don't know.
Some alley.Copy !req
80. - Hey, kid?
- What?Copy !req
81. - What street was the Cutlass on?
- I don't know.Copy !req
82. - I'll call you back.
- What happened to your old lady?Copy !req
83. My old lady? Oh, shit!Copy !req
84. I forgot all about her.Copy !req
85. Well, she'll take the bus.
She's a rock.Copy !req
86. Hey, come on in.Copy !req
87. Marlene? Marlene!Copy !req
88. Can you hold?Copy !req
89. - You got a name, kid?
- Yeah, it's Otto.Copy !req
90. "Auto"? Auto Parts?Copy !req
91. Here, kid.Copy !req
92. Helping Hand.Copy !req
93. - You got a driver's license? Let me see.
- Fuckin' A we ripped your car, asshole!Copy !req
94. You know who told us where it was?
Your goddamn brother!Copy !req
95. Are you really 21?Copy !req
96. That's what it says, doesn't it?Copy !req
97. You want some help
with that beer, kid?Copy !req
98. - You're all repo men.
- What if we are?Copy !req
99. You know, kid, usually when
somebody pulls shit like that...Copy !req
100. my first reaction is, uh...Copy !req
101. I want to punch
his fucking lights out.Copy !req
102. But you know something?Copy !req
103. You're all right!Copy !req
104. Right, Lite?Copy !req
105. - Any messages for me, baby?
- Yeah, here you go.Copy !req
106. - Cracks me up.
- Somebody pissed on the floor again?Copy !req
107. Maybe he's looking for a job,
huh, Budski?Copy !req
108. Could be.
What do you say, kid?Copy !req
109. We're always on the lookout
for a few good men.Copy !req
110. Screw that.
Ain't gonna be no repo man. No way.Copy !req
111. It's too late.
You already are.Copy !req
112. You'll find one in every car.Copy !req
113. You'll see.Copy !req
114. Years ago
I saw five cows mutilated...Copy !req
115. legs sticking up in the air...Copy !req
116. testicles bit off.Copy !req
117. I think Canadian bacon
is better myself.Copy !req
118. Never seen the like of that.Copy !req
119. What could've done that to him?Copy !req
120. Gasoline?Copy !req
121. Napalm?Copy !req
122. It happens sometimes.
People just explode. Natural causes.Copy !req
123. What?Copy !req
124. Night watchman, Pomona?Copy !req
125. - Yep.
- Asbestos worker, City of Industry?Copy !req
126. Yep. Yep.Copy !req
127. French-fry maker, Agoura?
That's absurd.Copy !req
128. You think it's funny, huh?Copy !req
129. There's fucking room to move
as a fry cook, man.Copy !req
130. You know, I could be
manager in two years.Copy !req
131. King. God.Copy !req
132. You know, Kevin...Copy !req
133. I had this wild fuckin' dream
the other night.Copy !req
134. - I'll bet.
- It was with you and me...Copy !req
135. and... we were working
in this sleazy shithole motel...Copy !req
136. down in Miami, Florida...Copy !req
137. and we were bellhops...Copy !req
138. and we were 65 years old.Copy !req
139. It was so real. It was really —
It was realistic, you know?Copy !req
140. And then what?
You woke up in a puddle?Copy !req
141. - Fuck you.
- Fucking jerk!Copy !req
142. - Where are you going, asshole?
- Away from you.Copy !req
143. The Lord has told me personally...Copy !req
144. yea, for I walk with the Lord.
Amen!Copy !req
145. He said "Larry, you and your flock
shall see the promised land...Copy !req
146. but only if you first
destroy the twin evils...Copy !req
147. of godless communism abroad...Copy !req
148. and liberal humanism at home.Copy !req
149. - Oh, joy and hallelujah!
- Hello, Mother. Hello, Father.Copy !req
150. - Anything to eat?
- Now, my friends...Copy !req
151. occasionally we get a letter
from a viewer that says...Copy !req
152. the only reason Reverend Larry
comes on your television set...Copy !req
153. is because he wants your money.Copy !req
154. And do you know what?
They're right.Copy !req
155. I do want your money,
because God wants your money!Copy !req
156. So I want you to go out
and mortgage that home...Copy !req
157. and sell that car
and send me your money.Copy !req
158. You don't need that car.Copy !req
159. Put it on a plate, son.
You'll enjoy it more.Copy !req
160. Couldn't enjoy it any more, Mom.Copy !req
161. Mmm, mmm, mmm.
This is swell.Copy !req
162. Dad?Copy !req
163. - Hey, Dad.
- What is it, son?Copy !req
164. Do you remember...Copy !req
165. that you once told me
a long time ago —Copy !req
166. well, not too long ago, but, um —Copy !req
167. that you'd give me
a thousand dollars to go to Europe...Copy !req
168. if I finish school?Copy !req
169. Well, you know something?
You were right — about finishing school.Copy !req
170. That's what I'd like to do.Copy !req
171. But, um, I want to know
if I can have the money first.Copy !req
172. Like, now.Copy !req
173. You know, I really love you, Dad.
I've always loved you.Copy !req
174. You too, Mom.
What do you say?Copy !req
175. I don't have it anymore.Copy !req
176. What?Copy !req
177. Your father gave all our extra money
to the reverend's telethon, Otto.Copy !req
178. We're sending Bibles
to El Salvador.Copy !req
179. Hallelujah! Praise the Lord!Copy !req
180. Well, what about me?Copy !req
181. You're on the honor roll
of the Chariots of Fire. Same as us, Otto.Copy !req
182. It was a gift from all of us, jointly.Copy !req
183. Yea, in his name they shall be healed!Copy !req
184. So how much do I get paid?
Twenty-five bucks a car?Copy !req
185. "Paid"? You don't get paid.Copy !req
186. You kiddin'? You work on commission.
That's better than being paid.Copy !req
187. Most cars you rip are worth
two or three hundred dollars.Copy !req
188. $50,000 Porsche
might make you five grand.Copy !req
189. Come on, dickhead!Copy !req
190. It helps if you dress
like a detective too.Copy !req
191. Detectives dress kind of square.Copy !req
192. If people think,
"This guy's a cop"...Copy !req
193. they're gonna think
you're packing something.Copy !req
194. They don't fuck with you so much.Copy !req
195. - Are you?
- Am I what?Copy !req
196. - Packing something.
- Only an asshole
gets killed for a car.Copy !req
197. The guys that make it are the guys
that get in their cars at any time.Copy !req
198. Get in at 3:00 a.m.,
get up at 4:00.Copy !req
199. That's why there ain't a repo man
I know that don't take speed.Copy !req
200. Speed, huh?Copy !req
201. Jesus Christ!Copy !req
202. I never broke into a car,
I never hotwired a car, kid.Copy !req
203. I never broke into a trunk.Copy !req
204. "I shall not cause harm to any vehicle
nor the personal contents thereof...Copy !req
205. nor through inaction let that vehicle
or the personal contents thereof...Copy !req
206. come to harm."Copy !req
207. That's what I call
the repo code, kid.Copy !req
208. Don't forget it.
Etch it in your brain.Copy !req
209. Not many people got a code
to live by anymore.Copy !req
210. Look at that.
Look at those assholes over there.Copy !req
211. Ordinary fuckin' people.
I hate 'em.Copy !req
212. - Me too.
- What do you know, kid?Copy !req
213. See, an ordinary person
spends his life...Copy !req
214. avoiding tense situations.Copy !req
215. Repo Man spends his life
getting into tense situations.Copy !req
216. Assholes.Copy !req
217. Let's go get a drink.Copy !req
218. Tense situations, kid. Get into five or six
of 'em a day. Don't mean shit anymore.Copy !req
219. I've seen men stabbed. Didn't mean shit.
I've seen guns too. They don't mean shit.Copy !req
220. But that's when you gotta watch yourself.
Here, I'll handle it, pal.Copy !req
221. Try to settle down.Copy !req
222. Have a nice day —
uh, night.Copy !req
223. Night, day — doesn't mean shit.Copy !req
224. - Wasn't that Otto?
- Otto who?Copy !req
225. There's gonna be some bad shit
comin' down one of these days, kid.Copy !req
226. Oh, yeah?
Where are you gonna be?Copy !req
227. - On the moon?
- Huh-uh.Copy !req
228. I'm gonna be right here,
headin' north at 1 1 0 per.Copy !req
229. In this junker?Copy !req
230. Cool car.Copy !req
231. Uh-oh. The Rodriguez brothers.Copy !req
232. - Motherfucker just flipped you off.
- Roll the window down.
Roll the window down.Copy !req
233. - ¿Adónde vas, pendejo?
- ¡Chingas tu esposa!Copy !req
234. - Watch it, motherfucker!
- Hey, fuck you, pussy punk!Copy !req
235. Holy shit!Copy !req
236. Want me to take 'em?Copy !req
237. - You like that?
- Whoa! Hey!Copy !req
238. Chase me, asshole!Copy !req
239. Goddamn dipshit Rodriguez...Copy !req
240. gypsy dildo punks!Copy !req
241. I'll get your ass!Copy !req
242. Wow! That was intense!Copy !req
243. Repo Man's always intense.
Come on, let's go get a drink.Copy !req
244. Gee, Bud...Copy !req
245. you never told me
it was gonna be like this, man.Copy !req
246. Cops and robbers.Copy !req
247. Real live car chases.Copy !req
248. Whoo!Copy !req
249. - Shit, Debbi!
- You say our names, we're gonna
have to kill all these people, Archie!Copy !req
250. - They all ran away.
- Come on, you douche bags!Copy !req
251. Making the initial hit on the play...Copy !req
252. was Doug West.Copy !req
253. Also in on the tackle, Ronnie Pitts.Copy !req
254. And that'll be close to the first down.Copy !req
255. Let's see how they spot it.Copy !req
256. Awful quiet in here.Copy !req
257. Too quiet.Copy !req
258. So who are
these Rodriguez boys?Copy !req
259. Rodriguez brothers.
Lagarto and Napoleon.Copy !req
260. Two notorious delinquents
currently responsible...Copy !req
261. for at least 30 vehicles
in the field.Copy !req
262. - Scumbags.
- They ain't scumbags.Copy !req
263. They're car thieves, just like us.Copy !req
264. There's Ms. Magruder.
You wanna go for it?Copy !req
265. Good gag.
You pull this one a lot?Copy !req
266. Only on the women.
It never fails.Copy !req
267. Excuse me.Copy !req
268. Ms. Magruder?Copy !req
269. I have something here for you.Copy !req
270. Mm. How utterly charming.Copy !req
271. Aah! Aah!Copy !req
272. Aah! Aah, motherfucker!Copy !req
273. Aah!Copy !req
274. Lite! Lite, where are you, man?Copy !req
275. Aah!Copy !req
276. Bruce I. Peason,
brokerage consultant.Copy !req
277. Fuckin' millionaire.
Six payments behind.Copy !req
278. - I've never understood it.
- What's that?Copy !req
279. Fuckin' millionaires.
They never pay their bills.Copy !req
280. - See you at the yard.
- Let me get this one.Copy !req
281. No, I'll handle this one. Mr. Peason's
carrying a permit for a pistol.Copy !req
282. - Hey. Hey, hey. Give me that.
- Don't underestimate me, ace.Copy !req
283. And also, naturally, I would
like them to be right next to each other.Copy !req
284. In addition, I would like them to be
as close to the window as possible...Copy !req
285. so I can sit in my car
and watch them spin.Copy !req
286. So all you have to do...Copy !req
287. is take your clothes
out of here like this...Copy !req
288. and put them into a machine
over there like that.Copy !req
289. Oh, my God! Oh!Copy !req
290. Oh, my God! Stop!Copy !req
291. Pick it up.Copy !req
292. Look at you! You pick it up!Copy !req
293. You know yourself
you were wrong.Copy !req
294. What were they doing
out in the middle of the street?Copy !req
295. They weren't
in the middle of the street.Copy !req
296. That's not the middle of the street.
That's the corner.Copy !req
297. - Go on. You pick it up.
- What?Copy !req
298. - You pick it up.
- No way.Copy !req
299. - You still want a ride or what?
- No, I don't!Copy !req
300. - My name's Otto.
- Leila.Copy !req
301. Is this your car?Copy !req
302. - Yeah, it's one of 'em.
- "One of 'em"?Copy !req
303. You think you're pretty slick,
don't you?Copy !req
304. I bet you're a used-car salesman.Copy !req
305. - I am not.
- You dress like one.Copy !req
306. I'm a repo man.Copy !req
307. What's that?Copy !req
308. It's a repossessor.Copy !req
309. They take back cars from dildos
that don't pay their bills.Copy !req
310. - Cool, huh?
- No.Copy !req
311. What are you doing?Copy !req
312. Those men next to us —
don't look at them.Copy !req
313. Don't look!
If they see me, they'll kill me!Copy !req
314. Really? Why?Copy !req
315. Aah!
What the hell are you doing?Copy !req
316. - What's going on?
- Take a look at this.Copy !req
317. It looks like —
It looks like sausage.Copy !req
318. It isn't sausage, Otto.Copy !req
319. That's a picture of four dead aliens.Copy !req
320. Laugh away, fuck-face!Copy !req
321. That picture's gonna be
on the cover...Copy !req
322. of every major newspaper
in two days' time.Copy !req
323. - How do you know that?
- Part of a secret network.Copy !req
324. A scientist
who's also in our secret sect...Copy !req
325. smuggled the corpses
off this air force base.Copy !req
326. Now he's got them
in the trunk of his car.Copy !req
327. It's a Chevy Malibu.
We've gotta find him.Copy !req
328. What are you gonna do with him?
Put him on Johnny Carson?Copy !req
329. Yes. We're gonna have
a press conference and tell the world.Copy !req
330. - Mm, what's that?
- I don't know, dear.Copy !req
331. But it's alive.
Seems friendly, though.Copy !req
332. My door doesn't work.Copy !req
333. - Oh, look. It's curled up.
- How cute! Oh, no!Copy !req
334. Maybe we should take it home.
It doesn't seem to have one.Copy !req
335. - Oh, yes, let's.
- But no!Copy !req
336. No matter how appealing, do not let
strange creatures in your house.Copy !req
337. We all know strange creatures
are on the increase.Copy !req
338. Many of them do seem
furry and adorable, but beware!Copy !req
339. We do not know
from whence they came.Copy !req
340. Thanks for the ride.Copy !req
341. Sure.Copy !req
342. Um — I don't know.
What do you think?Copy !req
343. You want to go out
with me again sometime?Copy !req
344. I don't know.
I'm gonna kind of be busy with work...Copy !req
345. and the Malibu and everything.Copy !req
346. Okay, great. Perfect.
Here's your shit.Copy !req
347. What's your problem?Copy !req
348. Girls might like you
if you lightened up a little bit.Copy !req
349. Fuck, man.
Girls pay to go out with me.Copy !req
350. All right?Copy !req
351. You want to get back in the car?Copy !req
352. - What, here?
- Yeah.Copy !req
353. Fuckin' seat!Copy !req
354. $20,000 for a Chevy Malibu?Copy !req
355. - Who's Double X Finance?
- Storefront operation.Copy !req
356. But the money is in escrow.Copy !req
357. Want me to notify the boys?Copy !req
358. Uh, nah.Copy !req
359. They're always bitchin'
about their caseload.Copy !req
360. - Think I'll go out for a while.
- Why? We out of beer?Copy !req
361. Somebody has to work around here.Copy !req
362. - Keep making me money, kid.
- Fuck you.Copy !req
363. We been looking
for this little red devil for a long time.Copy !req
364. Just act natural.
Nobody knows if this is your car
or somebody else's car.Copy !req
365. Don't worry about that.
Come on.Copy !req
366. You give it a try, all right?Copy !req
367. But if this has one, I know
you'll find it, boy. Come on.Copy !req
368. Got it.Copy !req
369. Here, take this.
I'll take that.Copy !req
370. Hurry up.
Let's get out of here.Copy !req
371. Put your seat belt on, boy.Copy !req
372. I don't ride with anybody
unless they wear their seat belt.Copy !req
373. It's one of my rules.Copy !req
374. Put that damn gun down, boy.
Ain't no toy. Shit!Copy !req
375. I walk into someone's
place of work...Copy !req
376. they're shit-scared.Copy !req
377. They know I'm not a cop.Copy !req
378. They think I've come to kill 'em.
And I would.Copy !req
379. I'll kill anybody who crosses me.Copy !req
380. You know what I mean?Copy !req
381. - Do you like music?
- Sure.Copy !req
382. Mm. Then in that case,
you're gonna love this.Copy !req
383. I was into these dudes
before anybody.Copy !req
384. Partied with 'em all the time.Copy !req
385. They asked me
to be their manager.Copy !req
386. I called bullshit on that.Copy !req
387. Managing a pop group?Copy !req
388. Hey, ain't no job for no man.Copy !req
389. You read that book I gave you?Copy !req
390. - What book?
- The Science
of Matter Over Mind.Copy !req
391. - Huh-uh.
- Well, you better read it, and quick.Copy !req
392. That book will change your life.Copy !req
393. I found it in a Maserati in Beverly Hills.
You know what I mean?Copy !req
394. A lot of people
don't realize what's really going on.Copy !req
395. They view life as a bunch of...Copy !req
396. unconnected incidents and things.Copy !req
397. They don't realize
that there's this, like...Copy !req
398. lattice of coincidence
that lays on top of everything.Copy !req
399. I'll give you an example,
show you what I mean.Copy !req
400. Suppose you're thinking
about a plate of shrimp.Copy !req
401. Suddenly somebody
will say, like, "plate"...Copy !req
402. or "shrimp" or "plate of shrimp"
out of the blue, no explanation.Copy !req
403. No point in looking for one either.Copy !req
404. It's all part
of a cosmic unconsciousness.Copy !req
405. You eat a lot of acid, Miller,
back in the hippie days?Copy !req
406. I'll give you another instance.Copy !req
407. You know the way everybody's
into weirdness right now?Copy !req
408. Books in all the supermarkets
about Bermuda triangles...Copy !req
409. UFOs...Copy !req
410. how the Mayans invented television,
that kind of thing?Copy !req
411. I don't read them books.Copy !req
412. Well, the way I see it,
it's exactly the same.Copy !req
413. There ain't no difference
between a flying saucer...Copy !req
414. and a time machine.Copy !req
415. People get so hung up
on specifics...Copy !req
416. they miss out
on seeing the whole thing.Copy !req
417. Take South America, for example.Copy !req
418. In South America,
thousands of people...Copy !req
419. Nobody knows where they go.Copy !req
420. They just, like, disappear.Copy !req
421. But if you think about it
for a minute...Copy !req
422. you realize something.Copy !req
423. There had to be a time
when there was no people, right?Copy !req
424. Yeah, I guess.Copy !req
425. Well, where did
all these people come from?Copy !req
426. Hmm?Copy !req
427. I'll tell you where: the future.Copy !req
428. Where did all these people
disappear to? Hmm?Copy !req
429. - The past?
- That's right!Copy !req
430. - And how did they get there?
- How the fuck do I know?Copy !req
431. Flying saucers.Copy !req
432. Which are really —Copy !req
433. yeah, you got it —
time machines.Copy !req
434. I think a lot
about this kind of stuff.Copy !req
435. I do my best thinkin' on the bus.
That's how come I don't drive, see?Copy !req
436. You don't even know how to drive.Copy !req
437. I don't want to know how.
I don't want to learn. See?Copy !req
438. The more you drive...Copy !req
439. the less intelligent you are.Copy !req
440. You know, I think I saw
one of those things once.Copy !req
441. Them UFOs.
It was really — It was kind of scary.Copy !req
442. I saw all these fuckin' colored lights
and, uh, sounds.Copy !req
443. I mean, sounds and lights
like I ain't never heard before.Copy !req
444. 'Cause, I mean,
it was really weird.Copy !req
445. - Bud?
- Yeah?Copy !req
446. Do you think all repo men
follow the code?Copy !req
447. Of course.Copy !req
448. I mean, you see a lot
of fucked-up cars come in...Copy !req
449. but 99 times out of a hundred
it's the customer who fucks 'em up.Copy !req
450. Assholes.Copy !req
451. I'm offering a thousand dollars
for his Falcon.Copy !req
452. You know what that is, Napoleon?
It's a bribe.Copy !req
453. What the hell is this?
"Napoleon"? Who the fuck are you calling?Copy !req
454. It's a grand if you'll show me
where his car is, Napoleon.Copy !req
455. Go fuck yourself, asshole.Copy !req
456. Hello?Copy !req
457. Prick.Copy !req
458. '64 Chevy Malibu, 20 grand.Copy !req
459. - I'm waiting!
- We could buy ten for that, Marlene.Copy !req
460. - Think you can find it now?
- I'm not going anywhere!Copy !req
461. Now how come this junk
is worth so much? What's in it?Copy !req
462. Drugs?Copy !req
463. I got all night, amigo.Copy !req
464. Hermanos Rodriguez
don't approve of drugs.Copy !req
465. Neither do I, but it's my birthday.Copy !req
466. I'm gonna get your ass!Copy !req
467. That motherfucker's
still down there.Copy !req
468. I don't care
how long it takes, dildos!Copy !req
469. Repo Man's got all night,
every night!Copy !req
470. Jesus Christ! $20,000?Copy !req
471. Hi, this is Leila.
I'm not here right now...Copy !req
472. so please leave
your name, number...Copy !req
473. and a brief message
and the time you called at the beep.Copy !req
474. Please try to be frank.Copy !req
475. Hey, Leila. All right.Copy !req
476. This is Otto, the guy
that gave you the ride and stuff.Copy !req
477. I heard something
about "that" car.Copy !req
478. Otto?Copy !req
479. Otto — Otto, stop!Copy !req
480. You said you had
something to tell me.Copy !req
481. Otto.Copy !req
482. - Otto!
- Huh?Copy !req
483. What did you want to tell me?Copy !req
484. Oh.
Take off your clothes.Copy !req
485. I'm at work, Otto!Copy !req
486. - Oh, yeah? Me too.
- Your work is different than mine.Copy !req
487. - Says who?
- What are you doing? Don't do that!Copy !req
488. The least you could do
is give me a blow job.Copy !req
489. I guess that means no.Copy !req
490. Leila?Copy !req
491. We have a cell meeting
in two minutes' time.Copy !req
492. Thanks, Deirdre.
I'll be right there.Copy !req
493. See, that motherfucker Oly thinks
I don't know what's goin' on, Lite.Copy !req
494. As soon as I find that Chevy,
I'm goin' indie.Copy !req
495. Gonna buy myself a tow truck,
a couple of pit bulls, and rent a yard.Copy !req
496. Sit around and watch everybody else
do the work for a while.Copy !req
497. No way you can do that
on 20 grand, man.Copy !req
498. The hell I can't.
As long as you got good credit...Copy !req
499. and my credit is spotless.Copy !req
500. Credit is a sacred trust.Copy !req
501. It's what our free society
is founded on.Copy !req
502. Do you think they give a damn
about their bills in Russia?Copy !req
503. I said, do you think they give a damn
about their bills in Russia?Copy !req
504. They don't pay bills in Russia.
It's all free.Copy !req
505. "All free"? Free, my ass!Copy !req
506. - What are you, a fuckin' commie? Huh?
- No, I ain't no commie.Copy !req
507. You better not be.
I don't want no commies in my car.Copy !req
508. No Christians either.Copy !req
509. I'll deal with you later.
I got a customer to attend to.Copy !req
510. You too.Copy !req
511. Hi, I'm Kevin. Vacuum, sir?Copy !req
512. A little vacuum, sir?Copy !req
513. Hey, do you want me
to check the trunk?Copy !req
514. Excuse me.Copy !req
515. - Hi, I'm Kevin.
- Hey, buddy, how you doin'?Copy !req
516. Don't you remember me?
I was here yesterday.Copy !req
517. Listen, I think I left a book
of matches over in your office.Copy !req
518. - You want to go check?
- Sure thing.Copy !req
519. - Hey, thanks a lot, buddy.
- Anything for you, babes.Copy !req
520. - All right. You're beautiful. I love you.
- Be right back.Copy !req
521. What?Copy !req
522. It's really very simple, Mrs. Parks.Copy !req
523. You don't want me to take your car,
and I don't want to take your car.Copy !req
524. Now, I said to the boss, I said...Copy !req
525. "Look, I do not want
to repossess this lady's car."Copy !req
526. Well, I've been
in the hospital, you see.Copy !req
527. Yes, yes, I understand.Copy !req
528. But my job is really
on the line over this one.
I could lose it right away.Copy !req
529. I'll see if I can borrow
some money from somewhere.Copy !req
530. That's terrific. Really terrific.Copy !req
531. Hey, be cool!Copy !req
532. Oh, how was the rehearsal, son?Copy !req
533. It was okay. Who's this?Copy !req
534. Oh, this is Mr. Otto, Gary...Copy !req
535. from the finance company.Copy !req
536. He's been telling me that he isn't
gonna take the car this time...Copy !req
537. even though he could.Copy !req
538. Well...Copy !req
539. uh...Copy !req
540. I've got to get going here.Copy !req
541. Did you like the tea?Copy !req
542. - The tea?
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
543. Yeah, it was terrific.Copy !req
544. Thank you.Copy !req
545. - You're welcome.
- Excuse me.Copy !req
546. I gave you the money
last week to pay it, and you didn't do it.Copy !req
547. What did you do with it?
I'm so tired of givin' you money
and you squanderin' it.Copy !req
548. I know what you done.
Y'all went out dancin' somewhere.Copy !req
549. Next time I give you some money,
I want you to put it on the car, hear?Copy !req
550. You workin'.
How come you didn't do it?Copy !req
551. I don't know what's happening to you.Copy !req
552. You gonna be sorry, honey.Copy !req
553. It's cool, man! Everything's cool!
I like music too, man!Copy !req
554. Ow! Ow!Copy !req
555. Some people ain't cut out
to be a repo man.
Why don't you smarten up, kid?Copy !req
556. Fuck you, Plettschner.
Ow! Ow!Copy !req
557. Don't you say "fuck you" to me.
Don't you know who I am?Copy !req
558. - Yeah, you're Plettschner.
- You're fuckin' right I'm Plettschner.Copy !req
559. Arnold Plettschner.
Three times decorated in two world wars.Copy !req
560. I was killing people while you were still
swimming around in your father's balls,
you little scumbag!Copy !req
561. I worked five years in a slaughterhouse
and ten years as a prison guard in Attica!Copy !req
562. - So what?
- "So what"?Copy !req
563. So never say "fuck you" to me!Copy !req
564. 'Cause you haven't earned
the right yet!Copy !req
565. Hey, kid,
I need a contract driver.Copy !req
566. See what I mean, punk?Copy !req
567. - Fuck you!
- Fuck you!Copy !req
568. - You little scumbag.
- Shut up, Plettschner.Copy !req
569. Don't you ever tell me to shut up.Copy !req
570. - Shit! ¡Qué calor!
- Sí.Copy !req
571. It's too hot in here, man.Copy !req
572. What the hell's goin' on?Copy !req
573. It's so fuckin' hot, I think that shit
in the trunk is gonna melt.Copy !req
574. I think we'd better take a look.Copy !req
575. - Go get us two sodas.
- All right, as soon as I check the trunk.Copy !req
576. We're just the mules.
¿Entiendes?Copy !req
577. - Al right.
- Andale.Copy !req
578. - Helping Hand.
- Marlene, we found the car.Copy !req
579. Come on, you guys!Copy !req
580. - Get the lead out!
- Quit pushing, Duke!Copy !req
581. - You dropped the medications. Aw, man!
- Be cool, dude. We got more.Copy !req
582. Let me help you, Archie dear.Copy !req
583. Come on, come on!Copy !req
584. That's not the only thing, Marlene.
This car is hot.Copy !req
585. - What do you mean? Stolen?
- No, I mean it's hot, really hot.Copy !req
586. - "Hot"?
- Yeah, we're sweating like pigs, man.Copy !req
587. Look at the papers.
Where is the car from?Copy !req
588. It's from someplace, uh —Copy !req
589. Roswell, New Mexico.Copy !req
590. Duke!Copy !req
591. Me fight in the war, man?Copy !req
592. Fuck! No way.Copy !req
593. Nobody got to do that shit.Copy !req
594. Not in this country.Copy !req
595. New ID don't cost no more
than a pink slip.Copy !req
596. You know what I mean?Copy !req
597. Something wrong?Copy !req
598. Nah.Copy !req
599. You know Marlene?Copy !req
600. She's pretty hot.Copy !req
601. Otto, my man...Copy !req
602. I jumped on that action
from day one.Copy !req
603. I found out
where she was coming from.Copy !req
604. - See you back at the yard.
- Have fun.Copy !req
605. Holy shit!Copy !req
606. Holy shit! Lite!Copy !req
607. Holy shit! Holy fucking shit!Copy !req
608. Lite!Copy !req
609. Lite! Lite! Open the door!Copy !req
610. There's a maniac in —
What are you doing? Jesus!Copy !req
611. Open the door, man!
What are you doing?Copy !req
612. What are you doing?
Open the door!Copy !req
613. Lite!Copy !req
614. You're still on the job, white boy.
Get in the car.Copy !req
615. Open the door, man!
Open the fucking door!Copy !req
616. - Get in the car.
- Jesus Christ!Copy !req
617. You're crazy, Lite.Copy !req
618. I mean, you can't just shoot
into people's houses.Copy !req
619. Maybe you shot the guy.Copy !req
620. What if I did?Copy !req
621. Well, I don't know.
I mean, that's pretty severe.Copy !req
622. Jesus Christ!Copy !req
623. Hey, blanks get the job done too.Copy !req
624. You repo men, man —
you guys are all out to fuckin' lunch.Copy !req
625. Let's get out of here.Copy !req
626. Hello?Copy !req
627. Is it you? This is Leila.
Are you using a scrambler?Copy !req
628. I can't hear you.
I'm using a scrambler.Copy !req
629. - Look out!
- What?Copy !req
630. Happy face...Copy !req
631. you want a ride?Copy !req
632. Help! Help! No!Copy !req
633. - What do you want from me?
- We ask the questions.Copy !req
634. You're not gonna torture me,
are you?Copy !req
635. Torture you? What for?Copy !req
636. To find out what I know.Copy !req
637. I'd torture someone in a second
if it was up to me.Copy !req
638. Huh.
Why are you looking for the Malibu?Copy !req
639. Because of the trunk.
The aliens inside.Copy !req
640. - Illegal aliens?
- No, silly. Extraterrestrials.Copy !req
641. Ah.Copy !req
642. - Did you ever think about joining the CIA?
- I'm gonna have to ask my boyfriend.Copy !req
643. "Boyfriend"?Copy !req
644. - What's goin' on?
- The usual.Copy !req
645. Come on, Miller. Hey, Marlene.
How you doin', baby?Copy !req
646. Jesus, who done that to ya, son?Copy !req
647. - Who done what?
- "Who done what?" he says.Copy !req
648. You want to talk about guts!
What did you do to your face, kid?Copy !req
649. - Some dude. It doesn't matter.
- Yes, it does.Copy !req
650. Why don't you do something,
Plettschner? Aren't you a cop?Copy !req
651. Marlene, I'm on my coffee break.Copy !req
652. Repo Man don't go running
to the man, Marlene.Copy !req
653. - Repo Man goes it alone.
- Yes, sirree, bob.Copy !req
654. Just like John Wayne.Copy !req
655. Damn right, just like John Wayne!
What's wrong with that?Copy !req
656. - Greatest American that ever lived.
- John Wayne was a fag.Copy !req
657. - What did you say, Miller? What?
- Huh?Copy !req
658. - John Wayne was a fag.
- The hell he was!Copy !req
659. He was too, you boys.Copy !req
660. I installed two-way mirrors
in his pad in Brentwood...Copy !req
661. and he come
to the door in a dress.Copy !req
662. Ah, you're fuckin' nuts!Copy !req
663. That doesn't mean
he was a homo, Miller.Copy !req
664. A lot of straight guys like to watch
their buddies fuck. I know I do.Copy !req
665. Don't you?Copy !req
666. Damn straight! I do.Copy !req
667. Fuck John Wayne, man!
Tell us his name, you little pussy.Copy !req
668. Piss off, asshole.Copy !req
669. - Aah, you bastards!
- Hey, take it easy.Copy !req
670. - Ow! Ow!
- His head is hurt.Copy !req
671. You're taking this too personal, son.Copy !req
672. The thing is, a repo man
got beat up in the line of duty.Copy !req
673. It doesn't matter
that that man was you.Copy !req
674. What really matters is that the guy
that did it has got to pay the price.Copy !req
675. Now, stop being selfish
and tell us his name.Copy !req
676. - Come on!
- Aah! Aah! Aah, you bastard!Copy !req
677. All right!
All right, all right, all right.Copy !req
678. Okay, his name was —Copy !req
679. - Mr. Humphries?
- Yes?Copy !req
680. Yes, I'm Mr. Humphries.
What do you want?Copy !req
681. The president
admitted US planes have napalmed
refugee camps in southern Mexico.Copy !req
682. He explained that these camps
were in fact guerrilla bases.Copy !req
683. In strife-torn Guatemala,
shots were fired at the US Embassy —Copy !req
684. Helping Hand Acceptance Corporation.
Marlene speaking.Copy !req
685. Hello, is Otto there?Copy !req
686. It's for you. A girl.Copy !req
687. - Yeah.
- Hi, Otto. It's Leila.Copy !req
688. Psst!Copy !req
689. Leila who?Copy !req
690. - Can't believe I used to like these guys.
- Listen to me.Copy !req
691. For the sake of this
and future generations...Copy !req
692. you must tell us
everything you know.Copy !req
693. - Yeah, sure. I need another drink.
- Otto...Copy !req
694. these aliens
aren't on ice or anything.Copy !req
695. They could be starting to decay.Copy !req
696. We've got to find them
before they turn into mush.Copy !req
697. Well, well, well.Copy !req
698. If it ain't the repo man.Copy !req
699. You look like shit, you wanker.Copy !req
700. Duke, Debbi, Archie...Copy !req
701. I'd like you to meet Leila
and her weird friend.Copy !req
702. How ya doin', asshole?Copy !req
703. How come you don't hang out
with your friends no more?Copy !req
704. - What friends?
- Aah.Copy !req
705. Want some "byoot," dude?Copy !req
706. Duke!Copy !req
707. I really love ya, man.
You're my best friend...Copy !req
708. 'cause you always fuckin' came
to see me while I was in juvie.Copy !req
709. I was busy, man. I was workin'.Copy !req
710. Oh, look. A metal hand.Copy !req
711. Cool.Copy !req
712. Can we feel it?Copy !req
713. Enchanté.Copy !req
714. Fuck this!
Let's go do some crimes.Copy !req
715. Adios.Copy !req
716. Charming friends
you got there, Otto.Copy !req
717. Thanks.
I made 'em myself.Copy !req
718. Hey, what the fuck
are you doing with our car?Copy !req
719. - Your car?
- Yeah!Copy !req
720. Are you sure?Copy !req
721. This looks like my car.Copy !req
722. Are there pecan pies
in the backseat?Copy !req
723. Not anymore. We ate 'em.Copy !req
724. - Shut up, Archie.
- You shut up.Copy !req
725. You still here?Copy !req
726. My car looks just like this.Copy !req
727. But this is yours.Copy !req
728. - Your car.
- Yeah, four-eyes.Copy !req
729. Of course.Copy !req
730. - What's in the trunk?
- What do you mean?Copy !req
731. You don't even know
what's in your own trunk.Copy !req
732. - Kill him, Duke!
- And you know what?Copy !req
733. - I think you're afraid to find out.
- Kill him!
- Duke, you putty butt, kill him!Copy !req
734. I ain't afraid of nothing, see?Copy !req
735. It's all right.
I don't blame you for being afraid.Copy !req
736. I said I ain't afraid of nothin'!Copy !req
737. I kill people like you!Copy !req
738. Oh, well.
I guess you're right.Copy !req
739. It's better not to look.Copy !req
740. Beautiful evening.Copy !req
741. You can almost see the stars.Copy !req
742. Oh, shut up.Copy !req
743. He's gonna open it.Copy !req
744. - Aah!
- Come on, Duke.Copy !req
745. - This thing is hot.
- Aw!Copy !req
746. Look, we don't have all night.Copy !req
747. Ooh!Copy !req
748. Close it, Duke! No! No!Copy !req
749. Aw, Dukie-wookie
hurt his wittle hand.Copy !req
750. Fuck you, Archie! Just for that,
you're not in the gang anymore.Copy !req
751. - I'm taking over now.
- Oh, leave it out!Copy !req
752. - King Archie the Invincible.
- Shut up, Archie.Copy !req
753. Hey, Debbi, watch this.Copy !req
754. Oh, dear. What a shame.Copy !req
755. Come on, Duke.
Let's go do those crimes.Copy !req
756. Yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
757. Let's go get sushi and not pay.Copy !req
758. Hey! Yo! Hey, buddy!Copy !req
759. Special deputies! Pull over!Copy !req
760. Hey!Copy !req
761. So the farmer says,
"The ice broke, and he fell in."Copy !req
762. There goes another one.
All these people, man...Copy !req
763. they all got one person in each car.Copy !req
764. The city wants us to carpool,
but nobody gives a shit.Copy !req
765. If people carpooled,
we'd be out of work.Copy !req
766. Ah, bullshit!Copy !req
767. "How come that pig's
got a wooden leg?"Copy !req
768. "Well," said the farmer...Copy !req
769. about three months ago —"Copy !req
770. Look at that car.Copy !req
771. - Hey, Budski.
- Yeah?Copy !req
772. There's your girlfriend.Copy !req
773. Ah, los Rodriguez brothers, huh?Copy !req
774. Okay, boys,
we got the whole team here.Copy !req
775. Let's settle these motherfuckers'
hash for good.Copy !req
776. - Let's do it.
- Yo! Pull over!Copy !req
777. - Hey!
- ¡Mira! Bud! Shit!Copy !req
778. - Hey, watch it!
- Shit!Copy !req
779. Don't lose him, man!Copy !req
780. Hey, take it easy!Copy !req
781. Stop the fucking car!Copy !req
782. Shit!Copy !req
783. Motherfucker, come on!
Come on, motherfucker!Copy !req
784. Come on! What are you waiting for?
I'll kick your fucking ass!Copy !req
785. Come on! What are you
gonna do with that bat?Copy !req
786. - What?
- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!Copy !req
787. Too bad, Bud.
This is gonna cost you plenty.Copy !req
788. - What do you mean, cost me plenty?
- How's your neck, Napoleon?Copy !req
789. Oh, my neck. Yeah.
Oh, shit!Copy !req
790. Shit, my neck is killing me, man.
I think I got whiplash.Copy !req
791. Besides the whiplash,
this isn't a repo car.Copy !req
792. - Bullshit! I got the fuckin' papers.
- Old!Copy !req
793. We paid it off.Copy !req
794. You see, uh,
this is our favorite car.Copy !req
795. That's right.
You got insurance, motherfucker?Copy !req
796. - No! No!
- Come on, come on, come on!Copy !req
797. Come on, cocksucker!Copy !req
798. Whose side are you on,
for chrissake?Copy !req
799. Leave me alone, goddamn it!Copy !req
800. Shit!
This is bullshit, Oly.Copy !req
801. Yeah, that's what I said when the marshal
woke me up at 4:00 this morning.Copy !req
802. Unfortunately, it isn't bullshit.
It's a summons.Copy !req
803. Well, bullshit!
You should've refused to accept it.Copy !req
804. Have you read it?
The goddamn Rodriguez brothers...Copy !req
805. are suing us for malicious damage,
medical expenses...Copy !req
806. and harassment
for a car they fucking own!Copy !req
807. The Rodriguez brothers —
Do you believe the Rodriguez brothers?Copy !req
808. - They're a couple of scumbags.
- I know that,
but we gotta get our stories straight.Copy !req
809. Bullshit! You're taking
their word against mine!Copy !req
810. I was there, remember?Copy !req
811. Why don't you go home?
Take the rest of the week off.Copy !req
812. "Take the rest of the —"
I can't take the fuckin' —Copy !req
813. Oh. Yeah, I get it. Uh-huh.Copy !req
814. "Take the rest
of the week off, Budski"...Copy !req
815. so you can get
the fucking $20,000 for the Malibu.Copy !req
816. - Make it a fucking month!
- Yeah, well, fuck you!Copy !req
817. On second thought, Budski...Copy !req
818. don't bother coming back at all.Copy !req
819. Great! I'll come back
and pick up my stuff later...Copy !req
820. when the fuckin' place
don't stink so bad.Copy !req
821. Shut up.Copy !req
822. Fucking trash!Copy !req
823. Makes you wonder
how much they owe.Copy !req
824. Most of them are on the run, don't even
use their fuckin' Social Security numbers.Copy !req
825. If there was just some way to find out
how much the motherfuckers owe
and making 'em pay.Copy !req
826. Jesus Christ, Bud.Copy !req
827. They're winos.
They don't have any money.Copy !req
828. - Think they'd be bums if they did?
- Do you want out? Do you?Copy !req
829. - No.
- What's the matter with you?Copy !req
830. Don't like your job anymore?
Not happy in your job?Copy !req
831. I mean, I feel like
we're not communicating anymore.Copy !req
832. When we first started out,
I thought I could teach you something...Copy !req
833. share something with you,
for chrissake.Copy !req
834. Answer me!Copy !req
835. I'm picking up the dead wino...Copy !req
836. putting my hands
around his body.Copy !req
837. I'm carrying
his limp torso to the truck, and —Copy !req
838. He feels like he's — he's only
been dead for a little while, but —Copy !req
839. J. Frank Parnell.Copy !req
840. Ott- Ott-Copy !req
841. You ever feel as if your mind
had started to erode?Copy !req
842. No.Copy !req
843. Ever been to Utah?Copy !req
844. Sir...Copy !req
845. I represent the Helping Hand
Acceptance Corporation.Copy !req
846. Radiation. Yes, indeed.Copy !req
847. You hear the most
outrageous lies about it.Copy !req
848. Half-baked
goggle-box do-gooders...Copy !req
849. telling everybody it's bad for you.Copy !req
850. Pernicious nonsense!Copy !req
851. Everybody could stand
a hundred chest X-rays a year.Copy !req
852. They ought to have 'em too.Copy !req
853. When they canceled the project,
it almost did me in.Copy !req
854. One day my mind was literally bursting.
The next day, nothing.Copy !req
855. Swept away.Copy !req
856. But I'll show them.Copy !req
857. I had a lobotomy in the end.Copy !req
858. "Lobotomy"?Copy !req
859. Isn't that for loonies?Copy !req
860. Not at all.Copy !req
861. A friend of mine had one.Copy !req
862. Designer of the neutron bomb.Copy !req
863. You ever hear
of the neutron bomb?Copy !req
864. Destroys people...Copy !req
865. but leaves buildings standing.Copy !req
866. It fits in a suitcase.
It's so small...Copy !req
867. no one knows
it's there till — blammo!Copy !req
868. Eyes melt, skin explodes,
everybody dead.Copy !req
869. It's so immoral.Copy !req
870. Working on the thing
can drive you mad.Copy !req
871. That's what happened to this friend
of mine, so he had a lobotomy.Copy !req
872. Now he's well again.Copy !req
873. What kind of car does your —
does your friend drive?Copy !req
874. Chevy Malibu.Copy !req
875. This is really a nice old car.
Why don't you let me drive?Copy !req
876. What do you mean?Copy !req
877. Well, I don't know.
I mean, uh —Copy !req
878. - Don't you feel funny?
- Why should I feel funny?Copy !req
879. The two hemispheres
are fundamentally at odds.Copy !req
880. Hemisphere... hemisphere.Copy !req
881. You know, it's strange.
I do feel funny.Copy !req
882. Aah!Copy !req
883. Here's the young new-waver
we've all heard so much about.Copy !req
884. My old man had a Mohawk
when I met him.Copy !req
885. He was in the service then.Copy !req
886. He was such a monster.
I used to have to tell him no.Copy !req
887. My old man was
exactly the same way...Copy !req
888. until we got married.Copy !req
889. Hey, Oly,
your wife's hanging all over Otto.Copy !req
890. Yeah. Like flies on shit.Copy !req
891. Um, have you seen Bud
anywhere?Copy !req
892. Who?Copy !req
893. So you want to talk about it?Copy !req
894. Talk about what, kid?Copy !req
895. - Why you're so damn mad at me.
- I'm not mad at you!Copy !req
896. Godda— I'm not.Copy !req
897. - I'm not mad at you.
- All right. Okay.Copy !req
898. - Debbi?
- What?Copy !req
899. I've been thinking.Copy !req
900. Now that we got some money...Copy !req
901. and Archie's gone...Copy !req
902. don't you think it's time we —
we settle down...Copy !req
903. get a little house?Copy !req
904. I want you to have my baby.Copy !req
905. Why?Copy !req
906. Well, I don't know.Copy !req
907. Everybody does it, and...Copy !req
908. it just seems
like the thing to do, and —Copy !req
909. Asshole!Copy !req
910. Let's go do the job.Copy !req
911. Duke, Debbi,
what are you guys doing here?Copy !req
912. - What's it look like, ace?
- Up against the wall!Copy !req
913. I'm gonna kill him.
I wanna kill him.Copy !req
914. I kill everybody!Copy !req
915. Drop it, motherfucker!Copy !req
916. Shit!Copy !req
917. Debbi... uh...Copy !req
918. uh, do you, uh —Copy !req
919. You think it's too late for us
to get romantically involved?Copy !req
920. I think a little.Copy !req
921. Wait, wait. Stick with me.
I'll make you a repo wife.Copy !req
922. Bollocks.Copy !req
923. Here.Copy !req
924. Jesus.Copy !req
925. - Otto?
- Yeah, I'm here, man.Copy !req
926. The lights are growin' dim.Copy !req
927. I know a life of crime
led me to this sorry fate...Copy !req
928. and yet...Copy !req
929. I blame society.Copy !req
930. Society made me what I am.Copy !req
931. That's bullshit.Copy !req
932. You're a white suburban punk,
just like me.Copy !req
933. But it still h-hurts.Copy !req
934. You're gonna be all right, man.Copy !req
935. Maybe not.Copy !req
936. Yep, he's dead, all right.Copy !req
937. - No doubt about it.
- A goner.Copy !req
938. Man!Copy !req
939. He's setting him on fire.Copy !req
940. Tell us where the car is!Copy !req
941. The Chevy Malibu, baby.
Where's the car?Copy !req
942. - Otto!
- Jesus Christ!Copy !req
943. - You'd better stay out of this.
- Why?Copy !req
944. It's none of your business.
You want to be a hero?Copy !req
945. - I'd rather be a chicken man.
- A what?Copy !req
946. A chicken man.
Did you ever see a farmer's wife?Copy !req
947. Huh?Copy !req
948. Let go of me!Copy !req
949. It's peaceful, man.Copy !req
950. The Malibu!Copy !req
951. Yeah?Copy !req
952. Let's go!Copy !req
953. No way, Marlene.Copy !req
954. My car's gone, and we're gonna
get to the bottom of this.Copy !req
955. Like hell we are.Copy !req
956. - Not my face!
- Hold it, Marlene! Freeze!Copy !req
957. My face!Copy !req
958. - Over my dead body.
- That's how it's gonna have to be.Copy !req
959. Come and get me.
Come on.Copy !req
960. I've been wanting
to do that one for a long time, honey.Copy !req
961. Come on. Come on,
if you think you're man enough.Copy !req
962. Hey, Plettsch... coffee break!Copy !req
963. Good evening, Otto.Copy !req
964. This is Agent Rogersz.Copy !req
965. I'm going to ask you
a few questions...Copy !req
966. and since time is short
and you may lie...Copy !req
967. I'm going to have to torture you.Copy !req
968. But I want you to know
it isn't personal.Copy !req
969. Look, uh, this isn't
really necessary.Copy !req
970. I'll tell you anything
you want to know.Copy !req
971. Good.Copy !req
972. - Where is the Malibu?
- I don't know.Copy !req
973. Somebody ripped it from the yard.Copy !req
974. I don't think he knows.Copy !req
975. Increase the voltage.Copy !req
976. But what if he's innocent?Copy !req
977. No one is innocent.
Proceed.Copy !req
978. Ah, yes. Look at them.Copy !req
979. High heels, hairnets,
those ridiculous trench coats.Copy !req
980. They're pathetic.Copy !req
981. Agent Rogersz, they're getting away.Copy !req
982. It's all part of the plan.Copy !req
983. - Help — Help me.
- Otto, pull yourself together.Copy !req
984. Marlene.Copy !req
985. - What's goin' on?
- We're going to the hospital.Copy !req
986. Dr. Benway to surgery.Copy !req
987. Hey, I know you.Copy !req
988. You're the one
that ran into my trash.Copy !req
989. - Shh!
- "Shh!" to you too.Copy !req
990. Visiting hours are now over.Copy !req
991. Thank you for your assistance.Copy !req
992. Out of order.Copy !req
993. Take the stairs.Copy !req
994. Mr. Lee, Mr. Lee.Copy !req
995. Please return
the scalpel, Mr. Lee.Copy !req
996. Otto?Copy !req
997. - They go into it all the time.
- Let me see that.Copy !req
998. - All wrong. Do it over!
- And they won't pick it up.Copy !req
999. Well, isn't that a shame?Copy !req
1000. Uh-huh.Copy !req
1001. - I tell you...
- For sure.Copy !req
1002. it comes to something
when they expect you to pick it up.Copy !req
1003. How you doin', man?Copy !req
1004. Ask him about the Malibu.Copy !req
1005. Look, about the other night...Copy !req
1006. - I'm sorry I split.
- Praise the Lord.Copy !req
1007. I know I should've stayed
with you, but, uh...Copy !req
1008. - it's like when I was a kid.
- Marlene.Copy !req
1009. - I had this set of Big Wheels, you know —
- Otto!Copy !req
1010. Please be quiet in the stairwells.Copy !req
1011. Please be quiet in the stairwells.Copy !req
1012. A very sad,
un-Christian thing just happened.Copy !req
1013. A sweet old lady's car was stolen.Copy !req
1014. It's a Chevy Malibu.Copy !req
1015. Brothers and sisters, please...Copy !req
1016. if you've seen this car...Copy !req
1017. just call this toll-free number.Copy !req
1018. - Shit.
- Praise the Lord.Copy !req
1019. Go, go, go!Copy !req
1020. Come on! Go!Copy !req
1021. Aah!Copy !req
1022. Dude, slow down!Copy !req
1023. Don't shoot.
Come on. All right, all right.Copy !req
1024. - Chickenshits.
- We was just foolin'.Copy !req
1025. Where's the Malibu?Copy !req
1026. Don't even ask,
'cause I don't know.Copy !req
1027. I don't have it, Marlene doesn't have it,
you and your crazy friends don't have it...Copy !req
1028. so that only leaves —Copy !req
1029. Where is he?Copy !req
1030. - Where the fuck is he?
- He is risen!Copy !req
1031. Don't do that!Copy !req
1032. - Later!
- Bye-bye.Copy !req
1033. Here's another
weird one. Reports are coming in...Copy !req
1034. of an apparent hail of ice cubes
south of downtown.Copy !req
1035. Scientists are at a loss to explain
the freak showers of tiny cubes of ice.Copy !req
1036. Some weird fuckin' shit, eh, Bud?Copy !req
1037. - What's going on, man?
- Shit.Copy !req
1038. Eleven years of repo-ing cars,
and what have I got?Copy !req
1039. Shit.Copy !req
1040. Bud, listen to me.Copy !req
1041. You're sitting in a car
worth $20,000.Copy !req
1042. Look, we turn it in, we take the money.
We split it 60-40, you and me.Copy !req
1043. Who gets the 60, kid?Copy !req
1044. I don't know. I figured since
I found the car first...Copy !req
1045. that you get it.Copy !req
1046. Get away from the car.Copy !req
1047. This is your only warning.Copy !req
1048. We got problems, man.Copy !req
1049. No, no, no, no,
no, no, no! Wait!Copy !req
1050. Stop fuckin' around, man!Copy !req
1051. Only an asshole
gets killed over a car!Copy !req
1052. You calling me an asshole, punk?Copy !req
1053. - Yeah, I'm calling you an asshole.
- Come and get me, copper!Copy !req
1054. I'm well-armed,
and I know where you live!Copy !req
1055. Son of a fuckin' bitch!Copy !req
1056. I'd rather die on my feet
than live on my knees.Copy !req
1057. Come on! Come on,
you Fudgsicles! Let's get that car!Copy !req
1058. - Hey, Oly, look at Bud.
- Bud who?Copy !req
1059. We'll tow it to a cliff and drive it off.Copy !req
1060. I have the papers on this car.
You guys want a beer?Copy !req
1061. - Hey, Bud, you want a beer?
- No. Cigarette.Copy !req
1062. - No beer is needed here.
- Hey!Copy !req
1063. I'm approaching the car.Copy !req
1064. I'm encountering a strange,
eerie kind of force field.Copy !req
1065. I don't know what it is.
It's — It's —Copy !req
1066. Come on, you Popsicles!Copy !req
1067. God, I love this job.Copy !req
1068. Linear and inverse vectors
merge in zero.Copy !req
1069. It's more than a job.
It's — It's a calling.Copy !req
1070. - Critical mass is at a —
- You could say it's spiritual.Copy !req
1071. "Spiritual"?Copy !req
1072. Oh, my God!Copy !req
1073. Holy sheep shit!Copy !req
1074. Get back! This is serious!Copy !req
1075. Get back in there
or you don't get paid!Copy !req
1076. Have you read this book, Dioretix?Copy !req
1077. - Chapter seven, verse three —
- I've got it marked.Copy !req
1078. Miller, what are you doing?Copy !req
1079. Going for a little spin.Copy !req
1080. But you don't know how to drive.Copy !req
1081. Otto, don't go!Copy !req
1082. What about our relationship?Copy !req
1083. What?Copy !req
1084. What about our relationship?Copy !req
1085. Fuck that.Copy !req
1086. You shit!Copy !req
1087. I'm glad I tortured you!
How could you leave me?Copy !req
1088. I'm supposed to be in that car!Copy !req
1089. Best goddamn car in the yard.Copy !req
1090. Wow! This is intense!Copy !req
1091. The life of a repo man
is always intense.Copy !req