1. I know, but it's coming.Copy !req
2. When is it?Copy !req
3. It's not gonna be too much longer.Copy !req
4. Spit your gum out. Come on. Thank you.Copy !req
5. Oh, here comes the train!Copy !req
6. Get behind me. Ally, stay behind me.Copy !req
7. Just take it. Take it.Copy !req
8. Give me your purse. Give me your purse.Copy !req
9. - Give me the ring!
- What?Copy !req
10. - Don't talk.
- It's gonna be okay.Copy !req
11. - Ally, don't look at them. No, no...
Better not, lady.Copy !req
12. (ON PA)
This is the Coney Island-bound F train.Copy !req
13. Next stop Avenue I.Copy !req
14. No!Copy !req
15. Mom! Mom!Copy !req
16. Mom! Mom! Mom!Copy !req
17. Mom! Mom!Copy !req
18. Mom!Copy !req
19. Daddy!Copy !req
20. Hello?Copy !req
21. Fifteen minutes.Copy !req
22. - How are you, Mom?
- You look good.Copy !req
23. - How you doing, Les?
- Good to see you.Copy !req
24. Thanks for the wake-up call, Maestro.Copy !req
25. You smell like Listerine and beer.Copy !req
26. You couldn't wear a tie?Copy !req
27. I could have.Copy !req
28. This is nice. Michael would likeCopy !req
29. that we still do this.Copy !req
30. Did you tell Tyler what your art teacher
said about your portrait?Copy !req
31. Mom!Copy !req
32. Tell him!Copy !req
33. She said I captured the moment
like a young James Whistler.Copy !req
34. Well, at least
it's a young James Whistler,Copy !req
35. because, God, I mean, Whistler, he fell off
in the latter half of his career.Copy !req
36. He is the Boyz II Men
of European art history.Copy !req
37. She recommended your sister
to Steinhardt's Summer Art Intensive,Copy !req
38. - and that's hugely prestigious.
- It's fantastic.Copy !req
39. It's great.Copy !req
40. I'm going to do a drawing called
"My Brother and His Favorite Cigarette."Copy !req
41. And, since I'd be the youngest person ever,
practically, to be studying there...Copy !req
42. Tyler,Copy !req
43. would you please pass the sugar?Copy !req
44. She still has a couple of minutes left
on the clock, Dad.Copy !req
45. Just a couple of seconds.Copy !req
46. Caroline's perfectly capable of speaking up
if she's feeling slighted in any way.Copy !req
47. Have I slighted you in any way, Caroline?Copy !req
48. I'm fine.Copy !req
49. - I didn't mean to change the subject.
- What was the subject?Copy !req
50. Excuse me?Copy !req
51. The subject we were discussing.
What was it?Copy !req
52. Now is not the time for your heroics, Tyler.Copy !req
53. Actually, now is the perfect time.Copy !req
54. - All right. I gotta go.
Tyler.Copy !req
55. Caroline, do you want me
to take you anywhere?Copy !req
56. - I'm okay. I'll stay with Mom.
- All right. I'll see you soon.Copy !req
57. The sugar.Copy !req
58. Eat something.Copy !req
59. Gandhi said that whatever you do
in life will be insignificant,Copy !req
60. but it's very important that you do it.Copy !req
61. I tend to agree with the first part.Copy !req
62. Michael, you know what day I'm staring at.Copy !req
63. By 22, Gandhi had three kids,Copy !req
64. Mozart, 30 symphonies,Copy !req
65. and Buddy Holly was dead.Copy !req
66. You once told me,Copy !req
67. "Our fingerprints don't fade
from the lives we touch."Copy !req
68. Is that true for everybody?Copy !req
69. Or was that just poetic bullshit?Copy !req
70. I sold your girlfriend a toothbrush.Copy !req
71. - You sold my who? What?
- You know, your girlfriend.Copy !req
72. That voluptuous,
delightfully oblivious little blondeCopy !req
73. you left in your bed yesterday?Copy !req
74. - Yeah.
- Yeah, I sold her a toothbrush.Copy !req
75. I got three bucks.Copy !req
76. - Congratulations.
- Yeah, are in order.Copy !req
77. 'Cause that sale inspired
our newest business venture.Copy !req
78. The S. L. U. T.Copy !req
79. It's a Single Lady's Universal Tote.Copy !req
80. It's a one-night-stand travel pack
for women. You know?Copy !req
81. We throw in makeup and toiletries,
a cell phone charger, cab numbers...Copy !req
82. We retail it for $19. 95.
Maybe we'd do an infomercial.Copy !req
83. Do you think women will buy this
with actual money?Copy !req
84. Okay. Yeah.
You know what? Fine. Be cynical.Copy !req
85. But think about it, at one point in history,Copy !req
86. two people had a conversation,
a lot like this one, about the light bulb.Copy !req
87. One went on to fame and fortune,Copy !req
88. the other probably went to work
at Mickey D's or something.Copy !req
89. In the wake of recent terrorist attacks,Copy !req
90. do you guys think there's a place
for a discussion about ethicsCopy !req
91. when we're talking about
the root causes of terrorism?Copy !req
92. Wasn't it a moral question,
not an ethical one?Copy !req
93. How so?
- Well, morals define personal character.Copy !req
94. And ethics?Copy !req
95. The standards of behavior expected
by a group.Copy !req
96. And in the end,
personal character is more important?Copy !req
97. - Absolutely.
That's a good point.Copy !req
98. Does knowledge of the past
limit us or benefit us?Copy !req
99. Can we make this
a non-smoking statue?Copy !req
100. Yeah, Tyler.
Can we make this a non-smoking statue?Copy !req
101. - You promised you'd quit.
- I know.Copy !req
102. Why do you think Dad
doesn't wanna listen to me?Copy !req
103. - Dad loves you.
- So?Copy !req
104. You can love someone
and not want to spend time with them.Copy !req
105. - Yeah, you got that right.
- Mom loves Aunt Sara.Copy !req
106. But at Christmas last year,Copy !req
107. she wouldn't let Les leave them
in a room togetherCopy !req
108. 'cause she said that there'd be
a "Yuletide homicide."Copy !req
109. That's 'cause Aunt Sara drinks.
You don't drink, do you?Copy !req
110. I'm 11.Copy !req
111. So why would anyone ever want
to avoid you?Copy !req
112. Michael used to drink.Copy !req
113. That's 'cause Michael was 21.Copy !req
114. When you're 21, drinking's new
and exciting, and everybody does it.Copy !req
115. Aunt Sara drinks
'cause she wishes she was 21.Copy !req
116. You're 21.Copy !req
117. Okay.Copy !req
118. Hey, what about Atlantic City
for your birthday this year, man?Copy !req
119. - Really?
- Yeah. We'll get a suite.Copy !req
120. You could call Toothbrush Girl.Copy !req
121. I think I'd rather be sodomized
with a toothbrush than that.Copy !req
122. It's your day, man.
We can work something out.Copy !req
123. The schematic for these particular shelvesCopy !req
124. is of authors who have slept together
and ended up dead or in prison.Copy !req
125. No shit?Copy !req
126. Shit.Copy !req
127. See, that's why chicks dig you, man.Copy !req
128. No, seriously.
They love this freaky poetic crap.Copy !req
129. Oh! I ran into Megan yesterday.Copy !req
130. She's bartending at Don Hill's tonight, man.
Wants us to stop by.Copy !req
131. She practically begged me.
Yeah, poor thing.Copy !req
132. Hey!Copy !req
133. Hey!
- "Hey, " nothing, man! What's...Copy !req
134. What?Copy !req
135. All right, look, you've been a ghost
the past couple of weeks, all right?Copy !req
136. You never wanna go out anymore.Copy !req
137. I've had enough
of this brooding introvert shit, okay?Copy !req
138. I'm ready to set up an intervention here.Copy !req
139. What?Copy !req
140. You do realize that interventions
typically don't involve binge drinking.Copy !req
141. Look, one drink.Copy !req
142. - Okay? Just one.
- When was the last time you had one drink?Copy !req
143. Communion.Copy !req
144. Megan! Megan. Wow! You look great!Copy !req
145. Do not speak.Copy !req
146. Okay. Two beers?Copy !req
147. Is she mad at me or something?Copy !req
148. She's not mad. That's how people act
when they're really into you.Copy !req
149. - Yeah.
Excuse me?Copy !req
150. Oh!Copy !req
151. - Hello. Excuse me. Hi.
- Could you get a picture for us?Copy !req
152. Yeah, sure. I just push the button?Copy !req
153. - Turn it...
- You gotta go the other way.Copy !req
154. Beautiful.Copy !req
155. Save that for your collection.Copy !req
156. So, what are you girls drinking?Copy !req
157. Mojitos!
Mojitos!Copy !req
158. No, no, no, I'm not saying
there's anything wrong with any other city.Copy !req
159. I'm just saying that this
is the greatest city in the world.Copy !req
160. All right? I love this street!Copy !req
161. I love this street! Where are you guys from?Copy !req
162. - Miami.
- Miami.Copy !req
163. That was great. You did it in unison.
Miami. That's a big suck fest.Copy !req
164. No, this is the greatest city.
I don't know, like Barcelona, Rio,Copy !req
165. - they got nothing on this town.
- What are we doing? I'm freezing.Copy !req
166. - Hotel bar.
Michael!Copy !req
167. Yeah.Copy !req
168. - Should have worn a coat.
Michael!Copy !req
169. It's warm in here.
Get your hands off my car!Copy !req
170. What's your problem, asshole?Copy !req
171. You'd be warmer if you snuggle up.
- Asshole!Copy !req
172. What the hell?Copy !req
173. - Get back in your car.
Yeah?Copy !req
174. - What?
Go back to Long IslandCopy !req
175. - where you come from.
I'm from Queens, asshole!Copy !req
176. Shut the hell up, Yank.Copy !req
177. Why don't you go back
to England, huh?Copy !req
178. Hey, you wanna go back
to my hotel room?Copy !req
179. That's my bloody guitar!
Eat shit and die!Copy !req
180. Whoa!Copy !req
181. - Tyler...
- This is messed up.Copy !req
182. - I'm gonna go.
Tyler!Copy !req
183. Let's go...
Lauren! Where are you going?Copy !req
184. - Come here!
Don't walk over there.Copy !req
185. - Get off me!
- Lauren!Copy !req
186. Get off of me!
Oh, my God!Copy !req
187. Get off of me!Copy !req
188. Come on, now! Right now!Copy !req
189. Hold him down!Copy !req
190. No, I really think that it's done.Copy !req
191. - It's not bleeding as much.
- Here you go, ma'am.Copy !req
192. I hate New York!Copy !req
193. Listen, Officer, those two were with us.
They were just trying to stop it.Copy !req
194. Leo. Cut those two loose.Copy !req
195. Curly, turn around.Copy !req
196. - Anything in here gonna stab me?
- Nope.Copy !req
197. Get out of jail free.Copy !req
198. You're very, very lucky my partner
is on a tear.Copy !req
199. - How about you two?
- It wasn't us, man.Copy !req
200. - Take a hike.
That scumbag kicked my car!Copy !req
201. - Shut up, genius.
- Eat shit, wanker!Copy !req
202. All right! That's it! Everybody's going!Copy !req
203. What? You're bloody shitting me!
- Come on!Copy !req
204. - Hey! Hey!
They attacked us!Copy !req
205. These two didn't do anything.Copy !req
206. - It was everything was these assholes.
Hey, star witness, shut up!Copy !req
207. What are you still doing here?Copy !req
208. This is bullshit. These two guys
were just walking across the street.Copy !req
209. Well, Mr. Hawkins,
what makes you think I give a shit?Copy !req
210. 'Cause you're a cop.Copy !req
211. - You're supposed to give a shit.
- You hear that, Leo?Copy !req
212. That's a great relief to me, Mr. Hawkins,
to know that you're on top of the situation.Copy !req
213. Now, go home!Copy !req
214. - Take a hike, fellas.
- Why don't you...Copy !req
215. What...Copy !req
216. Hey, pretty boy,
you ready to grab your ankles?Copy !req
217. Come here, sweet potato.Copy !req
218. You can have your call now.Copy !req
219. No, I'm good. I'm good.
Don't worry about it.Copy !req
220. - You all right?
- You're good?Copy !req
221. You're good?Copy !req
222. Okay. Now, thank God you're good.Copy !req
223. 'Cause I wouldn't want you to get upset
about anything, like being in jail.Copy !req
224. I wouldn't want you to worry about that.Copy !req
225. You want to tell me what you were doing?Copy !req
226. I would like to know. You wanna tell me
what you wanted from that cop guy?Copy !req
227. Nothing. It was just a messed-up situation.
I mean...Copy !req
228. Yeah, I'll say.
It was frigging stupid, is what it was.Copy !req
229. These guys, you know, they're just pussies.Copy !req
230. You pussies!Copy !req
231. That's great. That's good.
Okay, Green Hornet... Lantern.Copy !req
232. Asshole!Copy !req
233. You know what? You might actually
be having a nice timeCopy !req
234. not matriculating in school.
But I actually would like to graduate.Copy !req
235. It must be nice living
at the bookstore by yourselfCopy !req
236. with all your stacks of books and all that,Copy !req
237. but, see, I actually plan on having
a career, and a wife, and a girlfriend,Copy !req
238. and, I don't know, a divorceCopy !req
239. and a mid-life stalking episode,
and erectile dysfunction.Copy !req
240. Little bitch!
- Shut up!Copy !req
241. Faggot!
Asshole!Copy !req
242. - So I will thank you, as a friend...
Shut up!Copy !req
243. to keep your complexes
and your nihilistic bullshit to yourself!Copy !req
244. - Did you just say "nihilistic"?
- Yeah! All right?Copy !req
245. I got it off a cereal box!Copy !req
246. Hawkins. Hall.Copy !req
247. - Oh, you...
- Yeah.Copy !req
248. I called your dad. Sue me.Copy !req
249. Good boy.
We didn't do anything!Copy !req
250. Hey, nice to meet you.Copy !req
251. Is she looking for a roommate?Copy !req
252. In the city?Copy !req
253. Really?Copy !req
254. Hey, I gotta go, but I'll call you back.Copy !req
255. Okay. Bye.Copy !req
256. So, what'd you tell me
you were gonna do when things got tight?Copy !req
257. What, breathe?Copy !req
258. - Did you?
- I did. I'm breathing right now.Copy !req
259. - Who was that?
- Marie.Copy !req
260. Oh.Copy !req
261. - How is she?
- She's good.Copy !req
262. Mrs. Lippman's gonna drive me.Copy !req
263. No. I'll drive you.Copy !req
264. Hey.Copy !req
265. This drive is too long.Copy !req
266. You know you can't smoke in here.Copy !req
267. Why do you have an ashtray?Copy !req
268. It's a bowl. It completes the room.Copy !req
269. Good morning,
Hawkins, Stevens, Jacob.Copy !req
270. This is a bowl?Copy !req
271. - Well, I'm sorry.
Tyler.Copy !req
272. I guess it was just here to tease me.Copy !req
273. - Hey, Janine.
- He's ready for you.Copy !req
274. - You okay?
- Yeah.Copy !req
275. - Really?
- Yeah, I'm fine, Janine.Copy !req
276. You look like hell,
and you smell like beer and cigarettes.Copy !req
277. - Thank you.
- You want me to lie to you?Copy !req
278. Try not to give him a heart attack.Copy !req
279. I only came to see how much it cost.
I'm gonna pay you back.Copy !req
280. - How much what costs?
- The lawyer.Copy !req
281. Ah.Copy !req
282. That lawyer, Tyler, costs $450 an hour.Copy !req
283. Oh, for Christ sake.Copy !req
284. Tell me about it.Copy !req
285. I just wanted you to know
that I didn't call you.Copy !req
286. It wasn't me.Copy !req
287. You could do worse
than have a father who bails you out of jail.Copy !req
288. That's not even...Copy !req
289. I don't want to be bailed out of anything.Copy !req
290. I'll get an invoice from Janine.Copy !req
291. Hey, Michael,Copy !req
292. remember that Greek myth you read to meCopy !req
293. about the god who banished
all his children to the underworld,Copy !req
294. and how his youngest son,
to get even, castrated him with a sickle?Copy !req
295. It's a little excessive, maybe,Copy !req
296. but I get it.Copy !req
297. (WHISPERING) You're so weird.Copy !req
298. Caroline, we have to go
to surgery right now.Copy !req
299. What did you do to your face?Copy !req
300. I had a horrible threshing accident.Copy !req
301. - It was horrible.
- It was so horrible.Copy !req
302. - The worst.
- You're so retarded.Copy !req
303. Hey, I got you something.Copy !req
304. This is my favorite book, ever.Copy !req
305. Michael used to hit me over the head
repeatedly with it until I read it.Copy !req
306. It's about all these gods and goddesses
who go around acting jealous and petty,Copy !req
307. and otherwise like regular human beings.Copy !req
308. - Illustrations are pretty cool.
- Yeah. These are cool.Copy !req
309. Thanks.Copy !req
310. Uh...Copy !req
311. - Where are we meeting Mom?
- The Guggenheim.Copy !req
312. What's up with these girls?Copy !req
313. They think I'm weird.Copy !req
314. Sometimes I sort of space out.Copy !req
315. What, when you're drawing?Copy !req
316. Yeah. Other times, too.Copy !req
317. Mademoiselle Fleishman had
to snap her fingers at me a lot today,Copy !req
318. and everybody laughed.Copy !req
319. They all think I'm a freak of nature.Copy !req
320. Mademoiselle Fleishman.Copy !req
321. Ma petite soeurette, une freak of nature.Copy !req
322. French toast.Copy !req
323. What are you gonna tell Mom
about your face?Copy !req
324. - "I finally found something I'm good at"?
- Really?Copy !req
325. I have a class now.
I know.Copy !req
326. - Are you listening? I have a class now.
- I knowCopy !req
327. by all numerical measurements,
I didn't pass.Copy !req
328. But I was hoping that maybe you could
give me a grade on my trying-to-pass,Copy !req
329. my commitment to effort. It's...Copy !req
330. My commitment to commitment. You know?Copy !req
331. I don't... Look, I'm not... I mean...Copy !req
332. - Patricia. Can I call you Patricia?
- No.Copy !req
333. l... Life is about people and...Copy !req
334. And it's about what people put into people.
And I wanna put something into you.Copy !req
335. And l... Not... I don't wanna...Copy !req
336. I won't put anything into you.
I just wanna...Copy !req
337. You look great. I love that jacket.Copy !req
338. I will... I will say you're an angel,
Patricia! An angel!Copy !req
339. He has got a daughter!Copy !req
340. - Who's got a daughter?
- The cop!Copy !req
341. The cop that busted your face all up.
He's got a daughter.Copy !req
342. What do you want me to do? Kidnap her?Copy !req
343. Of course not!
We don't have closet space for that.Copy !req
344. Just introduce yourself.
You know, go on a few dates. I don't know.Copy !req
345. Be your charming, gentlemanly self,
and then flip the script on her.Copy !req
346. - What's "flip the script"?
- Screw her brains out.Copy !req
347. Make her call you Daddy, I don't know.Copy !req
348. Just steal her panties
and sell them on eBay,Copy !req
349. or post them on her high school's
home page.Copy !req
350. I don't know. Just be creative.Copy !req
351. Yeah, you should be incarcerated
just on general principle.Copy !req
352. - I was incarcerated. You might remember?
- Yeah.Copy !req
353. You tell me you don't wanna get back
at this asshole, and I'll drop it.Copy !req
354. Where's the trash?Copy !req
355. I don't wanna get back at this asshole.Copy !req
356. - Just meet her.
- I don't wanna meet her.Copy !req
357. - She's cute.
- I don't care.Copy !req
358. - You're meeting her.
- No, I'm not.Copy !req
359. - Yeah, you are.
- No, I'm not.Copy !req
360. Are, too.Copy !req
361. Look, just meet her.Copy !req
362. This is one of those things
that I'm already regretting.Copy !req
363. All right, she was here the other day.Copy !req
364. I don't care. What do you want me to say?Copy !req
365. "Hey, doll face, your dad trampled
all over my civil liberties.Copy !req
366. "You wanna make out with me?"Copy !req
367. Don't call her "doll face"!Copy !req
368. Moron.Copy !req
369. - Look, I'm leaving.
- (STAMMERING) Would you...Copy !req
370. Look. All right, there she is.Copy !req
371. - Who?
- (WHISPERS) The blonde.Copy !req
372. I know her. She's...Copy !req
373. I don't know her,
but she's in my global politics class.Copy !req
374. There you go! Something to open up with.
All right?Copy !req
375. Go get her.Copy !req
376. Excuse me? Can I bother you for a sec?Copy !req
377. You're already bothering me.Copy !req
378. Listen, I'm doing
this sociological experiment,Copy !req
379. and I was just wondering
if you could help me out for a second.Copy !req
380. You're kidding me, right?Copy !req
381. Can I ask your name?Copy !req
382. Anonymous.Copy !req
383. Anonymous. Is that Greek?Copy !req
384. Okay, Anonymous,Copy !req
385. you see the guy sitting over there,Copy !req
386. pretending to read a textbook,
looking in this general direction?Copy !req
387. Yeah, he's staring at us. Subtle.Copy !req
388. I have this theory that an objective
third party such as yourselfCopy !req
389. could determine how much of an asshole
he is just by looking at him.Copy !req
390. See, I'm his roommate, and I think
I've witnessed too many glaring examplesCopy !req
391. of assoholic behavior
that I'm biased as a subject.Copy !req
392. But I'm convinced that he has an aura
that you can actually perceive.Copy !req
393. Who else do you plan on asking?Copy !req
394. I don't know. I don't think anybody else
here fits the criteria.Copy !req
395. Attractive, early-twenties female...Copy !req
396. - Ah! Nineteen.
- Nineteen. I'm...Copy !req
397. That's fine. Teens. I can do teens.Copy !req
398. (SIGHING) Okay.Copy !req
399. Well, typically, you get something
for being involved in one of these surveys.Copy !req
400. I ran out of my foam fingers
a while back, so...Copy !req
401. I don't know,
can I take you out to dinner or something?Copy !req
402. Or maybe just have a conversation
on the off-chanceCopy !req
403. one of us says something interesting?Copy !req
404. Yeah, see, there is a problem, though,
because I don't date sociology majors.Copy !req
405. Lucky for you, I'm undecided. So...Copy !req
406. About what?Copy !req
407. Everything.Copy !req
408. I'm Ally.Copy !req
409. Ally.Copy !req
410. Don't be mad!Copy !req
411. Dad, we've seen Ern Brockovich
twice already. You cried both times.Copy !req
412. - I did not.
- It's embarrassing.Copy !req
413. - Hello?
Hello.Copy !req
414. - Hey, it's Tyler.
- Hi.Copy !req
415. You're gonna stand me up. I can feel it.Copy !req
416. I can feel it in my bones.
I'm gonna be devastated.Copy !req
417. No, no... I was just...Copy !req
418. What? You were sitting around
watching TV in your sweatpants?Copy !req
419. No, I'm not watching TV.Copy !req
420. I am just getting dressed
and I'm gonna meet you at the place at...Copy !req
421. - What time again?
- 8:00.Copy !req
422. Right. 8:15. Okay.Copy !req
423. Remind me.
Ern Brockovich.Copy !req
424. Car accident. Not her fault, she says.Copy !req
425. Hey, I'm going out.Copy !req
426. I can see that.Copy !req
427. Well, you are a trained investigator.Copy !req
428. - Who are you going with?
- A boy from school.Copy !req
429. Okay.Copy !req
430. - I wasn't asking for permission.
- I know. Just have a good time.Copy !req
431. You want cab fare?Copy !req
432. Should I wait up?Copy !req
433. What desserts do you have?Copy !req
434. Mango ice cream with nuts and raisins.Copy !req
435. Great. I'll have that
and a glass of skim milk.Copy !req
436. And then the lamb vindaloo. Thanks.Copy !req
437. Can I have a chicken tikka masala
and a Kingfisher, please?Copy !req
438. I have my dessert first.Copy !req
439. Oh!Copy !req
440. Is that a political statement?Copy !req
441. Or a medical condition, perhaps?Copy !req
442. I just don't see the point in waiting.
What if I die eating my vindaloo?Copy !req
443. - Is that probable?
- It's possible.Copy !req
444. Embolism bursts,
asteroid hits the restaurant.Copy !req
445. I'd die without having eaten
the one thing I wanted most.Copy !req
446. - I mean, the odds are...
- Tell you what. Guarantee me,Copy !req
447. swear to me on your eternal soul
that I make it through my entrée,Copy !req
448. and I'll wait.Copy !req
449. Before you answer, if I die,Copy !req
450. you're gonna have to live
the rest of your life knowingCopy !req
451. not only did you lie to me,Copy !req
452. but you denied me
of my one last indulgence.Copy !req
453. My last wish.Copy !req
454. Are you prepared to shoulder that kind of
responsibility to prove a point?Copy !req
455. Don't worry. I'll share.Copy !req
456. I had a nice time.Copy !req
457. Yeah?Copy !req
458. You had a nice time,
or you're having a nice time?Copy !req
459. 'Cause if you're having a nice time,
why rush to end it?Copy !req
460. Take a shot. Three for one. $1.Copy !req
461. Okay, come on. Win a prize.
Win a prize for the pretty lady.Copy !req
462. Yeah. I want the panda.Copy !req
463. How many do you need to get
for the panda?Copy !req
464. Three for three.Copy !req
465. - Let's go.
- I knew that.Copy !req
466. Almost.Copy !req
467. Yeah. Give me three more.Copy !req
468. If I give up,Copy !req
469. he wins.Copy !req
470. - Who? The attendant?
- The giant freaking panda.Copy !req
471. Take it easy, tough guy.Copy !req
472. I'm sorry. All right, three more.
Three more. Let's do it.Copy !req
473. That's another $1.Copy !req
474. Yeah, I don't know
what you're smiling about.Copy !req
475. I won.Copy !req
476. Paying off the attendant is not winning.
It's cheating.Copy !req
477. By the way, when were you gonna tell me
what the hell happened to your face?Copy !req
478. I just got into a bar fight.Copy !req
479. Do you want to go for a beer or something?Copy !req
480. No, wait, you can't. You're too young.Copy !req
481. I'm 21.Copy !req
482. No, you're not. You're...Copy !req
483. Did you lie?Copy !req
484. - I was trying to get rid of you.
- Oh.Copy !req
485. (STAMMERING) That hurts. I'm wounded.Copy !req
486. Well, it's getting pretty late, so...Copy !req
487. I'll walk you to the subway.Copy !req
488. I'll take a cab.
I never take the subway anyway.Copy !req
489. Okay.Copy !req
490. - Thanks.
- Yeah.Copy !req
491. So...Copy !req
492. Uh...Copy !req
493. - Not tonight.
- Okay.Copy !req
494. Not never, just not tonight.Copy !req
495. Are we going or what?
- Turn on the meter.Copy !req
496. "Not never"?Copy !req
497. So dessert first, for fear of asteroid, yes,Copy !req
498. but kissing a guy
you seem to be attracted to, at least,Copy !req
499. before driving off
into the unknown New York City nightCopy !req
500. alongside a panda you only just met, no?Copy !req
501. Great.Copy !req
502. Good.Copy !req
503. - You're really weird.
- Yeah, I know.Copy !req
504. I'm going to Queens.
Don't wanna hear about it.Copy !req
505. (ON RADIO)
Hello, this is Jackie Mason. Buckle up...Copy !req
506. - Happy end of 6th grade!
- Finally.Copy !req
507. I got into that art program summer thing
at Steinhardt.Copy !req
508. Yeah, I heard.Copy !req
509. It's very prestigious,
due to my artistic greatness.Copy !req
510. Mmm...Copy !req
511. Don't pretend you're not proud.
You should be.Copy !req
512. - There's, like, a thing.
- A thing?Copy !req
513. A show where you show
what you've done and stuff.Copy !req
514. Will you come?Copy !req
515. Um...Copy !req
516. I'll have to check my book.Copy !req
517. Abso-freaking-lutely. What, are you insane?Copy !req
518. I'm gonna be there the day before.
I'm gonna camp out.Copy !req
519. Your school's over, right?Copy !req
520. Mom and Les are gonna get
the beach house again?Copy !req
521. Yeah.Copy !req
522. - What are we gonna do for your birthday?
- Nothing.Copy !req
523. - Can we have a party?
- No.Copy !req
524. A little one. At Mom's, with Aidan.Copy !req
525. - I'll make Mom behave. No crying.
- Like that's even possible.Copy !req
526. I know. We live like pigs.Copy !req
527. ButCopy !req
528. I do have a coaster, if you want a coaster.Copy !req
529. Don't do coasters till the third date.Copy !req
530. Hey, who's that?Copy !req
531. That's Michael. That's my brother.Copy !req
532. He kind of looks like you.Copy !req
533. - Does he play around here?
- Not anymore.Copy !req
534. Do you play?Copy !req
535. Well, it depends who you ask.Copy !req
536. It turns out that you need talent.Copy !req
537. So, what talents
do you actually possess, Tyler?Copy !req
538. Not a lot. L, uh...Copy !req
539. I used to do a bit of falconry
when I was a kid.Copy !req
540. I mean, I come from a long line
of Irish falconers.Copy !req
541. No, there is...Copy !req
542. Oh!Copy !req
543. I don't know if this qualifies
as a talent, but...Copy !req
544. - What is that?
- ThisCopy !req
545. is our appetizer.Copy !req
546. I mean, it used to say,
"In case of Asteroid, "Copy !req
547. but Aidan, my roommate, got high,
and I was in the shower.Copy !req
548. So...Copy !req
549. What kind of grade
did you get from Vogelstein?Copy !req
550. I don't really get grades.Copy !req
551. I'm not technically enrolled.
I just worked out this auditing thing.Copy !req
552. Huh.Copy !req
553. So the Strand isn't a significant
career choice, either?Copy !req
554. No, I just like the books.Copy !req
555. What are you doing?Copy !req
556. - You don't need to help me.
- Yeah, well, at the rate you're going,Copy !req
557. dishwashing's gonna be,
like, your life's vocation.Copy !req
558. What?Copy !req
559. Huh.Copy !req
560. So, this is the whole playful
"you get me all wet" part, right?Copy !req
561. - Why make it sound cheap?
- It is cheap.Copy !req
562. I've seen this scene 100 times.Copy !req
563. You know what never happens
in this scene, though,Copy !req
564. Tyler-who-doesn't-really-go-to-school?Copy !req
565. Tyler-who-doesn't-really-
care-about-his-job?Copy !req
566. - What?
- Nope?Copy !req
567. That.Copy !req
568. You better apologize!Copy !req
569. - Never!
- Apologize!Copy !req
570. Your middle name is Keats?
God, your parents are pretentious as hell.Copy !req
571. - You better apologize.
- Never!Copy !req
572. - Apologize!
- I'd rather eat monkeys!Copy !req
573. Oh, God. Not in the plans! Not in the plans!Copy !req
574. I surrender. I surrender. Jeez.Copy !req
575. You're relentless.Copy !req
576. - Victory at all costs.
- Oh, man...Copy !req
577. Now I'm pissed.Copy !req
578. You should quit anyway.Copy !req
579. Why is that?
Are cigarettes bad for you or something?Copy !req
580. Do you want a sweatshirt or something?Copy !req
581. I'm okay. Thanks.Copy !req
582. You know, the only time I ever smoked
was at the roller disco at the Y.Copy !req
583. I choked so bad,
Mr. Demmick gave me the Heimlich.Copy !req
584. On skates?
That's actually quite impressive.Copy !req
585. I never really thought of it that way.Copy !req
586. Tattoo, huh? Let me see. What is it,
like a Chinese character or something?Copy !req
587. 'Cause I know this guy
who got a Chinese character,Copy !req
588. and he thought it said...Copy !req
589. (STAMMERING) Sorry. I didn't know.Copy !req
590. He killed himself.Copy !req
591. When?Copy !req
592. On his 22nd birthday.Copy !req
593. He'd just started working for my father.Copy !req
594. I thought he was a musician.Copy !req
595. Yeah, he was.Copy !req
596. But he wasn't making any money. AndCopy !req
597. my dad's a pretty compelling guy.Copy !req
598. Yeah. So is mine.Copy !req
599. - (IN IRISH ACCENT) Damn, you're not naked!
- You're not Irish.Copy !req
600. What the hell happened in the kitchen?Copy !req
601. It looks like somebody's water broke
in there. It's gross.Copy !req
602. - Hi.
Hi.Copy !req
603. Aidan, this is Ally.Copy !req
604. - Ally, Ally...
- Ally, Aidan. This is my roommate.Copy !req
605. Nice to meet you.Copy !req
606. - I work out.
- You're the assoholic.Copy !req
607. Yeah. Well, l...Copy !req
608. Wait. What?Copy !req
609. Okay, "Around The World" party, third floor.
Come on, let's go.Copy !req
610. There's a whole lot of ugly,
but there's a lot more alcohol, so...Copy !req
611. Come on, let's go.Copy !req
612. Yeah, I would, I'd love to,
but I should get home.Copy !req
613. What? No, no, no.
All right, listen, listen, listen.Copy !req
614. Ally? Ally, Ally?Copy !req
615. One drink.Copy !req
616. Any country you want.
I'll even put France on the table.Copy !req
617. Come on. And then we'll go.Copy !req
618. One drink?Copy !req
619. - One drink?
- One drink.Copy !req
620. How are we doing?Copy !req
621. What?Copy !req
622. What? What do you want me to say?
You want me to say I'm sorry?Copy !req
623. You want me to apologize
for showing a nice girl a good time?Copy !req
624. - I'm sorry.
Tyler,Copy !req
625. I need you to call my dad.Copy !req
626. Yeah, sure. Where's your phone?Copy !req
627. Ally, your phone's dead.Copy !req
628. Ally?Copy !req
629. What's his number?Copy !req
630. God damn.Copy !req
631. Do you think I give a shit
how late it is?Copy !req
632. I know she's a smart girl, Leo.
She's supposed to be back. She's not back.Copy !req
633. Leo, don't go there. All right?Copy !req
634. I want... I want you to call Ted Proferes!Copy !req
635. Yeah. And call me back.Copy !req
636. God damn it, just do it!Copy !req
637. Oh, shit.Copy !req
638. Shit!Copy !req
639. I'm sorry. I fell asleep.Copy !req
640. Asleep where?Copy !req
641. My phone died, so...Copy !req
642. - That's mine. That's from my desk.
- I was trying to find some information.Copy !req
643. What am I now, one of your suspects?Copy !req
644. When you act like one.
Are you on anything?Copy !req
645. - Oh, for God's sake.
- Don't use that tone with me, Ally.Copy !req
646. I smell alcohol.Copy !req
647. Yeah, so do l.Copy !req
648. What's going on here, Ally? Are you trying
to tell me something with this?Copy !req
649. You're all grown up now?Copy !req
650. Yeah, maybe it's time
you get used to it, Dad,Copy !req
651. before you give yourself a heart attack.Copy !req
652. Who's the guy?Copy !req
653. - God, what makes you think there's a guy?
- Yeah, he's a real prince.Copy !req
654. He gets you drunk,
sends you home smelling like a brewery,Copy !req
655. smelling like God knows what.Copy !req
656. - You sure can pick them.
- Yeah, I take after my mother.Copy !req
657. - I'm not a child, okay?
- Hey! In this house, you are!Copy !req
658. You'd love that!Copy !req
659. You're pathetic! Would you strangle me
'cause you couldn't save Mom...Copy !req
660. Ally? Ally?Copy !req
661. Don't touch me! Don't...Copy !req
662. So, what? She just left? No goodbye?Copy !req
663. You were the one dumping
Jell-O shots down her throat.Copy !req
664. Hey, there are sins of omission
and sins of commission.Copy !req
665. I've forgiven myself, okay?
You should do the same.Copy !req
666. All right, here we go.Copy !req
667. Come on! (GRUNTING) Come on!Copy !req
668. Here we go! Here we go!Copy !req
669. Got it! Okay!Copy !req
670. Okay... Don't think I can...Copy !req
671. Crushing!Copy !req
672. It's crushing!
I need a little help here! Tyler!Copy !req
673. - What the hell, man?
- It's penance.Copy !req
674. I'm going to work.Copy !req
675. Help!Copy !req
676. Well, if you had another one
of those protein shakes...Copy !req
677. Yeah, but it was freaking
crushing my sternum, you jackass.Copy !req
678. Hey.Copy !req
679. How's she doing?Copy !req
680. She's pretty shaken up.Copy !req
681. We need to fix that deadbolt.Copy !req
682. Yeah. That's my bad.Copy !req
683. Don't worry about it.
Do you think she's gonna sleep?Copy !req
684. You know, you realize
if she'd had the S. L. U. T...Copy !req
685. Is it too soon?Copy !req
686. I told her she can stay here.
Is that all right?Copy !req
687. - Yeah. As long as she needs.
- Thank you.Copy !req
688. You're up.Copy !req
689. - Can I get you anything?
- No.Copy !req
690. Aidan left.Copy !req
691. So, yeah, I'll be in here
if you need something.Copy !req
692. Thanks, honey. See you later.Copy !req
693. I can't believe you still come down here.Copy !req
694. I can't believe he still drinks that stuff.Copy !req
695. Well, you know how it goes.
You can take the kid out of Brooklyn...Copy !req
696. You're not writing anything bad about me,
are you?Copy !req
697. Not today.Copy !req
698. I gotta run. Early meetings.Copy !req
699. In case I don't see you before Saturday,Copy !req
700. happy birthday.Copy !req
701. I'll tell your father you said hello.Copy !req
702. Bye, doll.Copy !req
703. Bialy.Copy !req
704. Thank you.Copy !req
705. - Hey.
- Hey.Copy !req
706. - Where you been?
- Downtown, near Wall Street.Copy !req
707. - Why?
- I went to a coffee shop.Copy !req
708. I got you a bialy.Copy !req
709. Thanks. Yeah.Copy !req
710. You realize New York's
full of coffee shops?Copy !req
711. Yeah, it was me and Michael's place.Copy !req
712. We used to go there for breakfast
all the time.Copy !req
713. I mean, probably not as many times
as I think we did,Copy !req
714. but enough.Copy !req
715. We went there on the morning that...Copy !req
716. It was the last place I saw him.Copy !req
717. You go there to write to him?Copy !req
718. I just wanted to tell someone about you.Copy !req
719. My mom was murdered 10 years ago.Copy !req
720. You don't have to say anything.
You're sorry. I know.Copy !req
721. And my dad...Copy !req
722. My dad's the kind of guy
who needs to take care of people.Copy !req
723. I know that sounds kind of weird right now,Copy !req
724. but he's not that guy.Copy !req
725. You know, I trust him. I really do.Copy !req
726. And I just don't want you to think
that I'm hereCopy !req
727. 'cause he's some crazy, belligerent person.Copy !req
728. He just doesn't understand, or...Copy !req
729. I don't know, just doesn't know
what's going on right now.Copy !req
730. What's going on right now?Copy !req
731. I don't know.Copy !req
732. - Did you call dispatch to check?
- l...Copy !req
733. You're gonna have to testify to this!Copy !req
734. And they're gonna ask you,
"Are you sure of the time?"Copy !req
735. And you're gonna say what?Copy !req
736. - 8:15?
- Come on, you...Copy !req
737. - Neil.
- What?Copy !req
738. Hey,Copy !req
739. - Ally called Sharon.
- What?Copy !req
740. She said to tell you that she's with friends
and she's doing fine.Copy !req
741. - Which friends?
- She didn't say.Copy !req
742. That's all?Copy !req
743. Yeah. I'm sorry, buddy.Copy !req
744. Look, why don't you come out
for the weekend?Copy !req
745. We'll get the grill going.
Sharon wants to see you,Copy !req
746. - and we'll call some nice people up...
- No.Copy !req
747. - Come out to Patchogue, Neil...
- No, Leo. Stop!Copy !req
748. Make a wish!Copy !req
749. Come on...
All right!Copy !req
750. - Yeah!
- Big two-two!Copy !req
751. Big 22!
Yeah!Copy !req
752. - Wait... Right, two, three...
- Think one, two, three...Copy !req
753. Look at her.Copy !req
754. - One, two, three...
- Tyler? I'm worried.Copy !req
755. I'm concerned her father
isn't gonna come to her show.Copy !req
756. Well, yeah. I'd be worried, too.Copy !req
757. I was hoping for some reassurance.Copy !req
758. - One, two, three...
- Spin. Got that.Copy !req
759. She's gonna be heartbroken.
Listen...Copy !req
760. I'll get him there.Copy !req
761. - You will? Really?
- Yeah, Mom. I'll get him there.Copy !req
762. - Thanks.
- Aidan. Aidan, get your...Copy !req
763. - One, two, three. One...
- Two, three...Copy !req
764. Get your filthy hands off my sister.Copy !req
765. Thank God.Copy !req
766. - Madame.
- Tyler.Copy !req
767. So, you're actually the second member
of the family that I've washed dishes with.Copy !req
768. Tyler?Copy !req
769. He's never washed a dish in his life.
He must have tried to impress you.Copy !req
770. Ah...Copy !req
771. - He says you're in social work.
- Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
772. Did you go to school for that?Copy !req
773. They're afraid to move at all.
They're certainly not gonna come down.Copy !req
774. That's why
they're gonna come down.Copy !req
775. Charles, it's your son.Copy !req
776. - What?
He's on the phone.Copy !req
777. Tyler, you're on speakerphone.Copy !req
778. Yeah, I'm calling about Caroline's art show.Copy !req
779. What about it?Copy !req
780. Hold on.Copy !req
781. No.Copy !req
782. Yes. Tyler?Copy !req
783. Yeah, I was wondering
if you wanted to have dinner beforehand.Copy !req
784. What?Copy !req
785. Do you want to have dinner before?Copy !req
786. Yeah. Yeah, that would be fine.Copy !req
787. I'll have Janine make a reservation
somewhere nice, like the...Copy !req
788. I don't know, the Oak Room.Copy !req
789. No, that's not what I mean.Copy !req
790. How many?Copy !req
791. Tyler, how many?Copy !req
792. Three.Copy !req
793. All right. Three it is.Copy !req
794. It's 22 today, isn't it?Copy !req
795. Yeah.Copy !req
796. Happy birthday.Copy !req
797. Yeah, thanks.Copy !req
798. Enter.Copy !req
799. We're gonna go.Copy !req
800. Thanks for the party, Maestro.Copy !req
801. Did it suck?Copy !req
802. (LAUGHING) Ha, ha!Copy !req
803. Hey.
- Hey.Copy !req
804. - I'll go and get us a cab.
- Okay.Copy !req
805. Wow!Copy !req
806. Can I see?Copy !req
807. That's exactly him.Copy !req
808. It's like the cigarette's the last Coke
in the desert.Copy !req
809. - I can't believe he smokes in front of you.
- Don't worry, I'm not that impressionable.Copy !req
810. You know, when I was younger, we didn't
have air conditioning in the house,Copy !req
811. so during the summer, my mom and l
would go to museums to cool off.Copy !req
812. She loved them all,
but the Met was her favorite.Copy !req
813. Yeah. The Met's one of my favorite placesCopy !req
814. - in the world.
- Yeah?Copy !req
815. So, you've got an art exhibit coming up?Copy !req
816. Yeah.Copy !req
817. You mind if I come?Copy !req
818. I mean, I understand
if you don't want some random girl there.Copy !req
819. You're not random.
You're Tyler's girlfriend.Copy !req
820. GEORGE W.
And while we must devoteCopy !req
821. enormous energy to conquering disease,Copy !req
822. it is equally important
that we pay attention to the moral concernsCopy !req
823. raised by the new frontier
of human embryo stem cell research.Copy !req
824. Even the most noble ends
do not justify any means.Copy !req
825. Embryonic stem cell research offers both
great promise and great peril...Copy !req
826. Have you ever been
to the Oak Room before?Copy !req
827. Oh, yeah. I come here all the time
with my dad and his bowling buddies.Copy !req
828. He can stand me up,
but he can't stand you up.Copy !req
829. And he can't stand my sister up.Copy !req
830. - Can I get another whiskey, please?
Give me the same, Sean.Copy !req
831. - Laphroaig. Neat.
- Yes.Copy !req
832. - And for the lady?
- I'm still good. Thanks.Copy !req
833. Alyssa Craig, this is my father,
Charles Hawkins. Ally.Copy !req
834. - It's a pleasure.
- Pleasure.Copy !req
835. So, you're going to be a social worker?Copy !req
836. Yeah. But with a focused area
of responsibility.Copy !req
837. - Makes it easier to get a job.
- I see. What area is that going to be?Copy !req
838. - Criminal justice.
- That's a...Copy !req
839. That's a tough area.Copy !req
840. When I was a kid,
I wanted to play shortstop for the Mets.Copy !req
841. I don't think it's any harder than that.Copy !req
842. The Mets!Copy !req
843. I'm from Queens.Copy !req
844. My father's a Yankees fan.
It has something to do with the payroll.Copy !req
845. It has something to do
with significant ball-playing.Copy !req
846. Right.Copy !req
847. You were a Yankees fan
when you were little.Copy !req
848. You were Lou Piniella for Halloween.Copy !req
849. Just blind familial allegiance.Copy !req
850. That's before I knew what overpaid, overfed,
fat bastards they were.Copy !req
851. Who's fat? What Yankee is fat? Tell me.Copy !req
852. It's a metaphor.Copy !req
853. Roger Clemens.Copy !req
854. Luis Sojo.Copy !req
855. Shane Spencer.Copy !req
856. He's big-boned.Copy !req
857. Dessert now?Copy !req
858. - Does this still count as your entrée?
- People can change.Copy !req
859. So how long has your dad been a cop?Copy !req
860. Twenty-two years.Copy !req
861. Would you excuse me?Copy !req
862. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
863. Hey. It's just a phone call.
At least he waited till dessert.Copy !req
864. You're killing me.
Look, you're killing me right now. Okay?Copy !req
865. - I'm so sorry. And your mother?
- She passed away when I was 11.Copy !req
866. She was murdered, and I was there.Copy !req
867. I never mentioned that part.Copy !req
868. Why are you saying this now?Copy !req
869. I don't know.Copy !req
870. And here you are.Copy !req
871. Here I am.Copy !req
872. He's not so bad.Copy !req
873. Oh, God.Copy !req
874. No, don't say it.Copy !req
875. I've got to go to the office.Copy !req
876. - Listen, the exhibit runs till 9:00.
- No, you have somewhere else to be.Copy !req
877. - You guys take my car, and I'll...
- I don't believe you!Copy !req
878. - That's all there is, Tyler.
- That's all there is?Copy !req
879. That's all there is?Copy !req
880. Take the car. I'll get a cab,
and I'll meet you there.Copy !req
881. It's not enough.Copy !req
882. Do I actually look like that?Copy !req
883. Oh, no.
It was probably just the lighting.Copy !req
884. I brought you every single flavor.Copy !req
885. I'm ready to go home now.Copy !req
886. Ally.Copy !req
887. God, Tyler? Can we at least talk about this?Copy !req
888. Where are you going to go right now?
And what are you gonna doCopy !req
889. that's actually gonna help anything?
Do you really think...Copy !req
890. You better look after yourself for an hour.Copy !req
891. Are you capable of doing that?Copy !req
892. Are you guys telling me
you get the call at 6:00,Copy !req
893. and I don't get it till 8:00 tonight?Copy !req
894. Now, I don't know what's going on,
but someone's dropped the ball here...Copy !req
895. - Tyler!
- Mr. Hawkins!Copy !req
896. It's fine, Janine. It's fine.Copy !req
897. She drew you a picture. She drew you
a picture, and you didn't come.Copy !req
898. Put it on the table.Copy !req
899. You have a daughter who sincerely believes
that you don't like her.Copy !req
900. I mean, she's trying to communicate.
She's speaking.Copy !req
901. But why aren't you listening?
I mean, why aren't youCopy !req
902. riveted?Copy !req
903. Why is this not the most important thing,
just for one night?Copy !req
904. (SOFTLY) Tyler.Copy !req
905. We can come back.Copy !req
906. No, it's fine. Sit down. Sit down.
It's okay.Copy !req
907. Who's this display for?Copy !req
908. It's for you.Copy !req
909. She knows I'll take care of her.Copy !req
910. And?Copy !req
911. We really can come back another...
- Sit the fuck down! Now!Copy !req
912. And that I love her. I love her.Copy !req
913. Good God, you toss that word around,
but you have no idea what it means!Copy !req
914. Maybe I don't.Copy !req
915. - And maybe Caroline doesn't, either.
- I have provided her world, and yours.Copy !req
916. That doesn't mean you can just shatter it
whenever you feel,Copy !req
917. (STAMMERING)
whenever there's something better to do!Copy !req
918. Who the hell do you think
you're talking to?Copy !req
919. You pedaled down here on your bike,
for Christ's sake!Copy !req
920. You gotta take care of nothing!
You're responsible for no one! You're a kid!Copy !req
921. You think you're the first one
to lose anything?Copy !req
922. You think that whatever you feel
in your heart, I don't also feel it in mine?Copy !req
923. You didn't find him.Copy !req
924. See, I found him.Copy !req
925. And you're so just tragically blindCopy !req
926. that the rest of your children
are gonna hang themselves on your watch.Copy !req
927. You little piece of... Come over here,
I'm gonna smack you.Copy !req
928. - What? What?
No. No!Copy !req
929. Tyler! Get out of here! Get out of here!Copy !req
930. God, there's no frigging air in here!Copy !req
931. Hey!Copy !req
932. Hey.Copy !req
933. Hey. Hey.Copy !req
934. Come here. It's okay.
It's okay, baby. Come here.Copy !req
935. It's okay, baby. Baby, it's okay.
It's okay. It's okay.Copy !req
936. It's okay. Okay?Copy !req
937. It's okay.Copy !req
938. (ON SPEAKER) Dad, it's me.Copy !req
939. I just wanted to let you know
I'm okay, and...Copy !req
940. I'm going away for Labor Day.Copy !req
941. Yeah, well, I hope you're good,
and I'll talk to you sometime.Copy !req
942. Okay. Bye.Copy !req
943. Dad, it's me.Copy !req
944. I just wanted to let you know
I'm okay, and...Copy !req
945. I'm going away for Labor Day.Copy !req
946. Second word.Copy !req
947. Long-armed?
Trunk?Copy !req
948. Breathing?Copy !req
949. - Referee?
- Direction?Copy !req
950. The wall... The wall.
High?Copy !req
951. You're climbing over the wall.
Over the hill...Copy !req
952. I want a girlfriend.Copy !req
953. - What?
- Dinners out. Movies.Copy !req
954. Regular sex.Copy !req
955. I could handle that for, like, a summer.Copy !req
956. - You're such a romantic.
- Yeah, damn right.Copy !req
957. I've been romantic with all the races.Copy !req
958. - Excuse me?
- I have planted my flag in every continent.Copy !req
959. - So, white girl.
- Please. It's like falling off a log.Copy !req
960. Asian.Copy !req
961. Um...Copy !req
962. - Eskimo.
Next stop, Patchogue.Copy !req
963. - No!
- Monica Impellie.Copy !req
964. She works at the public library
on 96th Street.Copy !req
965. - You slept with an Eskimo?
- You went to the library?Copy !req
966. I don't believe you.
- Fine.Copy !req
967. - She's a nice girl.
Prove it. 10 bucks.Copy !req
968. You wanna go to the library?
The second we get off this train.Copy !req
969. Fine.
- Are you coming?Copy !req
970. No, I'm gonna skip
this particular bloodbath, thank you.Copy !req
971. Leo. You're off duty.Copy !req
972. Station stop is Patchogue.Copy !req
973. Where is she?Copy !req
974. - What are you doing in my house?
- Where is my daughter?Copy !req
975. She's at the library.Copy !req
976. Does she know?Copy !req
977. - No.
- No, I didn't think so.Copy !req
978. I figured you'd probably leave it up to meCopy !req
979. when you're done with her.Copy !req
980. I'm not going anywhere.Copy !req
981. Boy, that's true. Tyler Hawkins.Copy !req
982. Son of Charles and Diane.Copy !req
983. Brother of Caroline and Michael, deceased.Copy !req
984. Suicide by hanging.Copy !req
985. You're kind of lost, aren't you?Copy !req
986. Take a little vacation in coach
before finding your way back to first class?Copy !req
987. You think you know me,Copy !req
988. but you don't.Copy !req
989. But I do know you.Copy !req
990. I know you got nothing.Copy !req
991. I know you threw away the one person
that gave a shit.Copy !req
992. Now you wanna blame me. That's all right.Copy !req
993. But you know what?Copy !req
994. I did the whole thing for a bet anyway.Copy !req
995. Get a fucking deadbolt!Copy !req
996. Tyler Keats Hawkins!
You are never gonna believe this!Copy !req
997. He banged an Inuit!Copy !req
998. And she's really nice and really smart,
and I really don't get it.Copy !req
999. What's wrong?Copy !req
1000. Your dad was here.Copy !req
1001. Wait... What?Copy !req
1002. - Your dad was here when I got home.
- Shit.Copy !req
1003. Shit! Okay, what did he say?Copy !req
1004. I know him.Copy !req
1005. He arrested me and Aidan before I met you.Copy !req
1006. (STAMMERING) The gash on my eye?
That was him.Copy !req
1007. (STAMMERING) I don't really understand.Copy !req
1008. I mouthed off to him and he responded.Copy !req
1009. And then Aidan saw you guys at school,Copy !req
1010. so he suggested thatCopy !req
1011. I introduce myself to you.Copy !req
1012. I feel sick.Copy !req
1013. Ally.Copy !req
1014. Ally.Copy !req
1015. Ally.Copy !req
1016. - What are you doing?
- What does it look like?Copy !req
1017. But you don't need to do that.Copy !req
1018. Do you even realize what you've done?Copy !req
1019. Ally.Copy !req
1020. I mean, did you really think
I would never find out?Copy !req
1021. I had to find out eventually.
You set it up that way.Copy !req
1022. Ally, it doesn't mean anything.
It's not a big deal.Copy !req
1023. - I didn't mean to hurt you.
- That's exactly what you meant to do.Copy !req
1024. You had to tell her eventually, man.Copy !req
1025. She'll be back.Copy !req
1026. You're not supposed to use that
on nonstick pans.Copy !req
1027. It takes off the Teflon.Copy !req
1028. You gotta let it soak.Copy !req
1029. Okay.Copy !req
1030. I'm gonna...Copy !req
1031. - I don't feel so good.
- Oh, come on. It's supposed to be fun.Copy !req
1032. You know, maybe if you tried
to meet people halfway, you know,Copy !req
1033. put a little bit of effort in?Copy !req
1034. If you tried to grow up a little?Copy !req
1035. Maybe...Copy !req
1036. Caroline.Copy !req
1037. Emily. Emily! Come on, the door.Copy !req
1038. Happy birthday.
- Hi, sweetie.Copy !req
1039. - Can you hold on a second? Yeah.
- Thank you.Copy !req
1040. Thanks. Okay. Come on in, sweetie.
Come on in. The party's right in there.Copy !req
1041. Yeah. I know. I need ice. Ice. Yeah.
Napkins would be good.Copy !req
1042. Oh, wait! Liz has gotta find her.Copy !req
1043. Yeah.Copy !req
1044. - I didn't do this for you.
- Thanks, dude.Copy !req
1045. - Where's my big guy?
Oh, my God!Copy !req
1046. Oh, no.Copy !req
1047. Jim! I got here a little early.
Get out!Copy !req
1048. I'll wait in the car.
Go, Dad! Oh, my...Copy !req
1049. Who is that? Is that your dad?
Yeah...Copy !req
1050. So, I'm just. .
I'm not embarrassed.Copy !req
1051. I am!Copy !req
1052. Mom? I'm okay.Copy !req
1053. Don't panic. I'm gonna be fine.Copy !req
1054. - I just need you to come get me right away.
You've gotta get over here.Copy !req
1055. Someone cut a chunk
out of this little girl's hair.Copy !req
1056. Come quickly.Copy !req
1057. Hi. Is...Copy !req
1058. Alyssa Craig, does she live here?Copy !req
1059. Okay. Great. That's... I'm...Copy !req
1060. You think I don't remember you?Copy !req
1061. - No, sir.
Who is it?Copy !req
1062. It's okay.Copy !req
1063. So, what do you want?Copy !req
1064. Look. I'm a prick. You know? And...Copy !req
1065. And?Copy !req
1066. Dad!Copy !req
1067. Look, Tyler's not.Copy !req
1068. - Look, l...
- (STAMMERING) Would you just wait?Copy !req
1069. Shit! All right, I'm not...Copy !req
1070. I'm not any good at this. All right?
It's not my thing.Copy !req
1071. He lied to me. Big time.Copy !req
1072. He's in love with you.Copy !req
1073. I have only seen him look at one other girl
the way he looks at you.Copy !req
1074. And she's a lot shorter and shares his DNA.Copy !req
1075. You don't have to forgive him today.Copy !req
1076. Just forgive him.Copy !req
1077. Yeah. She's pretty traumatized.Copy !req
1078. No! I'm trying.
- I wanted to pull some names togetherCopy !req
1079. in case we all decided
she should talk to someone.Copy !req
1080. I just talked to her. No.Copy !req
1081. Diane's pretty upset, too.
That's what I'm trying to tell you.Copy !req
1082. No, the girls are saying
Caroline did it to herself.Copy !req
1083. But it's not true!
- Yeah.Copy !req
1084. All of them.Copy !req
1085. "... he sang almost as beautifully."Copy !req
1086. It didn't happen
on school property, so...Copy !req
1087. "When he was grown, he left his mother..."Copy !req
1088. The school's not gonna do anything.Copy !req
1089. Yeah, they're probably
gonna get away with it.Copy !req
1090. "... and his eight loving aunts,Copy !req
1091. "and he went to live
in his father's kingdom of ThraceCopy !req
1092. "to bring the joy of music to earth.
His voice rang so pure and trueCopy !req
1093. "that the fiercest warriors
put down their swordsCopy !req
1094. "and savage beasts
lay spellbound at his feet."Copy !req
1095. You give me the word
and I will steal their bikes.Copy !req
1096. Ally.Copy !req
1097. It's so sweet of you to come.Copy !req
1098. It's my last one ever. I swear.Copy !req
1099. Look, l...Copy !req
1100. I know you're not here for me.Copy !req
1101. And I don't...Copy !req
1102. Just thank you for being here anyway.Copy !req
1103. And for what it's worth,
I think you're amazing.Copy !req
1104. How is she? Huh?Copy !req
1105. She's asleep.Copy !req
1106. - Are you okay?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1107. All right.Copy !req
1108. Did you do something different
with your hair? I love it.Copy !req
1109. Yeah, it's beautiful.Copy !req
1110. Okay.
Okay, that's enough. Enough!Copy !req
1111. Excuse me! What are you doing? Stop!Copy !req
1112. Hawkins. You posted.Copy !req
1113. Destruction of private property.
Felony trespassing.Copy !req
1114. - I didn't call you.
- I know you didn't.Copy !req
1115. I have unleashed a raging shit storm
of epic proportionsCopy !req
1116. on the board of trustees
of that pissant schoolCopy !req
1117. that will not abate until those girls
seek enrollment elsewhere.Copy !req
1118. I give them a week.Copy !req
1119. I know you think I'm a prick,
but I have my uses.Copy !req
1120. Can you come by the office
and talk to the lawyers?Copy !req
1121. Okay.Copy !req
1122. Try not to vandalize any more schools
in the meantime.Copy !req
1123. - Thanks for bailing me out.
- No problem!Copy !req
1124. - Hi.
Hey.Copy !req
1125. Hey, using your little sister is dirty pool.Copy !req
1126. Is it working?Copy !req
1127. Maybe.Copy !req
1128. Hey.Copy !req
1129. I gotta go to my dad's office.Copy !req
1130. Say hi to him for me.Copy !req
1131. I love you.Copy !req
1132. Good.Copy !req
1133. I love you, too.Copy !req
1134. Hey, French toast or pancakes?Copy !req
1135. - It doesn't matter.
French toast.Copy !req
1136. - Hey. Good morning.
- What are you doing here?Copy !req
1137. Well, Tyler's coming by the office,Copy !req
1138. and I just thought
I'd ride to school with Caroline.Copy !req
1139. - Is that okay?
- Okay. Sure.Copy !req
1140. - Yeah. Great.
- Good. Good.Copy !req
1141. - All right...
- She's not ready, though.Copy !req
1142. - Don't worry about it. That's okay.
- She's gonna need at least 20 minutes.Copy !req
1143. - I'll wait. I'm here, right downstairs.
- Okay.Copy !req
1144. Okay.Copy !req
1145. Are you running late,
or are you canceling altogether?Copy !req
1146. Are you already on your way?Copy !req
1147. I'm already here.Copy !req
1148. I'm taking Caroline to school.Copy !req
1149. Okay.Copy !req
1150. I'll wait in your office.Copy !req
1151. - It may be a while.
- That's okay. That's fine.Copy !req
1152. - Is Janine in?
- She went for coffee.Copy !req
1153. She getting me any?Copy !req
1154. Just kidding.Copy !req
1155. (CHUCKLING) You're bad. Dirty girl.Copy !req
1156. What? Of course I was gonna call you!
You didn't think I forgot about you?Copy !req
1157. How could I forget you?Copy !req
1158. Good morning, ladies.Copy !req
1159. Good morning, Miss Giglio.Copy !req
1160. Settle down.Copy !req
1161. Good morning, Mr. Hawkins.Copy !req
1162. Do you know about these?
- Who do you think scanned all the pictures?Copy !req
1163. Look at you.Copy !req
1164. How old would he be?Copy !req
1165. He would've been 28 in May.Copy !req
1166. It's really been that long?
I could've sworn...Copy !req
1167. It was May 20, 1995.Copy !req
1168. I should be able to remember that.
I'm sorry.Copy !req
1169. It's all right.Copy !req
1170. (SIGHING) What a day.Copy !req
1171. Caroline? Hello?Copy !req
1172. Whatever you do in life
will be insignificant,Copy !req
1173. but it's very important that you do it,Copy !req
1174. because nobody else will.Copy !req
1175. Like when someone comes into your life,Copy !req
1176. and half of you says,
"You're nowhere near ready, "Copy !req
1177. but the other half says,Copy !req
1178. "Make her yours forever."Copy !req
1179. Michael,Copy !req
1180. Caroline asked me what I would sayCopy !req
1181. if I knew you could hear me.Copy !req
1182. I said I do know.Copy !req
1183. "I love you.Copy !req
1184. "God, I miss you.Copy !req
1185. "And I forgive you."Copy !req
1186. Best watched using Open Subtitles MKV PlayerCopy !req