1. Hang on, hang on, hang on.Copy !req
2. Come on.Copy !req
3. - Yeah?
- Where are you, Charlie?Copy !req
4. More importantly, where is my money?Copy !req
5. - You're into me for 30 grand.
- All right, all right.Copy !req
6. Jack, Jack, Jack,
I'm going to pay you.Copy !req
7. This ain't Jack! It's Bill Panner.Copy !req
8. You owe Jack money, too?Copy !req
9. Charlie, you pay me first!Copy !req
10. Bill, hey, no, we're good, buddy.Copy !req
11. I got your money.
It's right here in my hand.Copy !req
12. So why don't we meet up on the...Copy !req
13. - Charlie, your phone's going screwy.
- Bill?Copy !req
14. - Hello?
- I'm losing you, Bill.Copy !req
15. Wait, Charlie,
I can't hear what you're saying.Copy !req
16. Hey, mister.
Is that Ambush?Copy !req
17. - Uh, yeah.
- Can we see him?Copy !req
18. - You want to see him?
- Yeah.Copy !req
19. All right, give me...
Give me a minute.Copy !req
20. This...Copy !req
21. is Ambush. Wakey, wakey.Copy !req
22. - What robot is he fighting?
- Actually, he's going to fight...Copy !req
23. Whoa, little lady.
What are you doing?Copy !req
24. - Can we get a picture with him?
- Sure. For five dollars.Copy !req
25. You want five dollars? Seriously?Copy !req
26. No, I want five dollars immediately.Copy !req
27. Come on, guys.Copy !req
28. Hey, hey.Copy !req
29. All right, all right, I'm kidding.Copy !req
30. - Three bucks.
- Whatever.Copy !req
31. - How about $2.50?
- You suck!Copy !req
32. All right.Copy !req
33. It's going to be one
of those towns, huh?Copy !req
34. Welcome,
ladies and gentlemen,Copy !req
35. to the 2020 San Leandro County Fair.Copy !req
36. - Yah!
- Please take your seats.Copy !req
37. We're almost ready
to get this thing stared.Copy !req
38. I was told my bot
was fighting an 800-pound steer.Copy !req
39. Hey, hey!
That is not 800 pounds, knucklehead.Copy !req
40. Charlie "the Can Do Kid" Kenton.Copy !req
41. Time has not
been good to you, my friend.Copy !req
42. Ricky, we got a problem here.
A big problem.Copy !req
43. Whoa, hey, slow down there, hoss.Copy !req
44. Come on, last time I saw you,Copy !req
45. you were staring up at the ceiling
at the Sam Houston CenterCopy !req
46. with the taste of my right cross
all over your face.Copy !req
47. Pow!Copy !req
48. - Are we good to go here?
- Yeah.Copy !req
49. We agreed that my boxer would fight
an 800-pound steer for three grand.Copy !req
50. - Am I right?
- Yes, sir. We did.Copy !req
51. - That bull is, like, 2,000 pounds.
- Right, OK.Copy !req
52. Well, Charlie, I'll tell you something.Copy !req
53. Your bot don't fight,
you don't get paid! Whoo!Copy !req
54. How about that?Copy !req
55. Get the hell out of here.Copy !req
56. All right, all right.Copy !req
57. Why don't we
make this more interesting?Copy !req
58. My bot against your bull, straight up.Copy !req
59. - How much?
- Twenty grand, winner takes all.Copy !req
60. - You got 20 grand, Charlie?
- In a safe in my truck.Copy !req
61. All right, Charlie.
I'll tell you what,Copy !req
62. twenty grand it is,
but if you lose and you welch,Copy !req
63. I'm gonna come after you and beat you
to within an inch of your life.Copy !req
64. And you know that I can do that
because I already done done it!Copy !req
65. What's the problem with you, man?
In life you get too close,Copy !req
66. in the ring you
stand back like a girl. Just shake.Copy !req
67. All right, Charlie.Copy !req
68. Shake and pow!
Just like that once again.Copy !req
69. You want to dance again?
You wanna dance?Copy !req
70. Come on, cheer for this guy.
Give him some luck.Copy !req
71. He needs some luck, y'all.
Yahoo! Let's get going!Copy !req
72. Don't touch that bull.Copy !req
73. Ladies and gentlemen, I got to ask,Copy !req
74. do we have any fans
of robot boxing here today?Copy !req
75. Now, listen, friends, I understand,Copy !req
76. we can't all afford to go all
the way over there to DallasCopy !req
77. and pay $300 for one of those World
Robot Boxing League fights. I get it.Copy !req
78. So, I decided that I would
bring a robot boxing matchCopy !req
79. right here to our little fair
here in San Leandro.Copy !req
80. How about that?Copy !req
81. All right.Copy !req
82. Ladies and gentlemen,
I introduce to you,Copy !req
83. - Ambush!
- Let's do it!Copy !req
84. All right, big fella.Copy !req
85. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
86. He's a big fella, ain't he?Copy !req
87. Take a turn.
Let them see how beautiful you are.Copy !req
88. Yeah.Copy !req
89. Show them some power.Copy !req
90. Look at that.
He's getting all kung fu-y on us.Copy !req
91. - Yeah!
- Yeah, big fella.Copy !req
92. Ambush's opponent today,
he's last year's runner-upCopy !req
93. in the baddest
of the bulls competition,Copy !req
94. ladies and gentlemen, Black Thunder!Copy !req
95. - Let's get it on!
- Let's get this thing started.Copy !req
96. Is that all you got?Copy !req
97. Yeah, brother. Bring it on.Copy !req
98. Take him, take him.Copy !req
99. Ambush lays the smackdown
on that prime beef.Copy !req
100. Woo woo!Copy !req
101. I got more for you, big fella.
We're just getting started.Copy !req
102. OK. Jump, now!Copy !req
103. Boo-yah!Copy !req
104. - Dang it!
- Ambush, decksCopy !req
105. Black Thunder
but when you mess with the bull,Copy !req
106. you're going to get the horns.Copy !req
107. You like that. I can tell.Copy !req
108. You like that.Copy !req
109. Jeez! Turn around!Copy !req
110. Ricky! Ricky, stop this thing!Copy !req
111. Come on, come on.
We're still in this thing.Copy !req
112. We're still in this. Just hop. Hop.Copy !req
113. That's it. Come on.Copy !req
114. Ricky, enough! Enough!Copy !req
115. I can't hear you over the sound
of your robot being destroyed.Copy !req
116. Kill! Kill! Kill!Copy !req
117. All right, come on. Get up.Copy !req
118. Get up. Come on!Copy !req
119. No!Copy !req
120. C'mon. No, no, no!Copy !req
121. Ladies and gentlemen,
let's hear itCopy !req
122. for our warriors out here today
at the 2020 San Leandro County Fair.Copy !req
123. Now, thank you all for coming out,Copy !req
124. and we'll see you next time,
because there will be one.Copy !req
125. Hey, hey! Give me that leg.Copy !req
126. Sure. For five dollars.Copy !req
127. Boo-yah!Copy !req
128. Whoo! All right!Copy !req
129. That was ridonculous fun,
now wasn't it, ladies and gentlemen?Copy !req
130. I'm going to come by for my money,
Charlie boy. You best have it.Copy !req
131. - Everybody say "hey!"
- Hey!Copy !req
132. - Everybody say "ho!"
- Ho!Copy !req
133. How about that?
How you doing there, little robot?Copy !req
134. My keys, damn it.Copy !req
135. One more step
and I'll drop you like your girlfriend.Copy !req
136. Charlie, relax.Copy !req
137. I'm not paying you.
That was a bogus fight.Copy !req
138. - It cost me my last robot.
- Just listen to us.Copy !req
139. - Do you recall Caroline Fallon?
- She's my ex-girlfriend.Copy !req
140. I haven't seen her in like ten years.
What does she want?Copy !req
141. - Nothing. She died.
- Do you recall Max Kenton?Copy !req
142. He's my son.
He's got to be like nine.Copy !req
143. - Eleven.
- Eleven. OK.Copy !req
144. Is he dead, too?Copy !req
145. No, he's fine.
That's why we're here.Copy !req
146. This court is convened
to address the custodial statusCopy !req
147. of one Max Kenton, age 11.Copy !req
148. Mother, Caroline Fallon, deceased.Copy !req
149. Father, Charles Kenton.Copy !req
150. Debra Fallon Barnes,
you're the boy's aunt.Copy !req
151. Yes. As I've already told you,Copy !req
152. my husband, Marvin, is wealthy,Copy !req
153. and we can more than provide for Max.Copy !req
154. I appreciate that, but per Texas
state law, without a written willCopy !req
155. next of kin retains custody.Copy !req
156. Charles Kenton, who is aware
of this custody hearing,Copy !req
157. and we are expecting him...Copy !req
158. No, I need a new robot now.Copy !req
159. I had a big fight
for Ambush next Saturday.Copy !req
160. I got to show up with something.Copy !req
161. Noisy Boy is for sale?Copy !req
162. In his day, Noisy Boy was a killer.
How much?Copy !req
163. That's a good deal.
What's wrong with him?Copy !req
164. I can live with that.Copy !req
165. Well, I don't have it have it.Copy !req
166. Charles Kenton waived all
of his rights to custodyCopy !req
167. right after the boy was born.
I can more than provide for Max.Copy !req
168. Whoa.Copy !req
169. Please be Charles Kenton.Copy !req
170. Uh... Charlie, yeah.Copy !req
171. I'm here to sign some paperCopy !req
172. that releases my rights
to the custody of my son.Copy !req
173. That's why I'm here.
Do I need to be here?Copy !req
174. Charlie.Copy !req
175. Do you even remember me?Copy !req
176. - Debra, Caroline's sister.
- Yeah, sure, Debra. How are you?Copy !req
177. - Mr Kenton.
- Yeah.Copy !req
178. Please take a seat.Copy !req
179. Your Honor, may I please go
and see my nephew now?Copy !req
180. Yes, you may.Copy !req
181. - How about you, Mr Kenton?
- What?Copy !req
182. You can spend some time with him,
if you'd like.Copy !req
183. - With the kid?
- Yeah, the kid.Copy !req
184. - Max. Your son?
- All right, all right.Copy !req
185. You've been working with those robots
for so long, you've become one.Copy !req
186. Honey, you wait right here.
I'm going to be back.Copy !req
187. You take all the time you need,
sweetheart.Copy !req
188. Your Honor,
I'd like to, at this juncture,Copy !req
189. step out and call my attorney,
if that's all right.Copy !req
190. Please.Copy !req
191. Come on. Come on.Copy !req
192. There you are.Copy !req
193. He'll be in a foster home.Copy !req
194. No, they find good families.Copy !req
195. Young, energetic. Yeah.Copy !req
196. Thanks, Michael. I will. OK.Copy !req
197. Oh, hey.Copy !req
198. Hey, um...Copy !req
199. - Marvin Barnes. I'm Debra's husband.
- Right, yeah.Copy !req
200. You know,
Debra really wants to adopt Max.Copy !req
201. And...Copy !req
202. - I'm up for it, but...
- Seventy-five grand.Copy !req
203. $75,000?Copy !req
204. - You're serious?
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
205. The thing is...Copy !req
206. we're supposed to go
to Italy this summerCopy !req
207. with my oldest friend and his wife.
Two months in Tuscany and all over.Copy !req
208. Just the four of you. Sounds nice.Copy !req
209. We'll be back in New York
by the end of August.Copy !req
210. In August. A hundred.Copy !req
211. - $100,000?
- You heard me.Copy !req
212. - You're crazy.
- Not nearly as crazy as your wifeCopy !req
213. if you tell her I just signed
over that kid to the state of Texas.Copy !req
214. The way I see it, there's a real way
everyone gets what they want here.Copy !req
215. So here's what you're going to do.Copy !req
216. You're going to tell your wife
I'll only sign over custody to herCopy !req
217. if I get to spend the summer
with the kid first.Copy !req
218. Just tell her how guilty
she made me feelCopy !req
219. for being such a terrible absentee dad
how I want to make good with junior,Copy !req
220. a little fatherly bonding, whatnot.Copy !req
221. She'll buy it, you get to be the hero,
and everybody wins.Copy !req
222. OK. But not a word about the money
to Debra, you understand?Copy !req
223. I understand.Copy !req
224. I'll give you 50 grand tonight
when we drop off MaxCopy !req
225. and the other 50
when we get back in AugustCopy !req
226. and you deliver him to us in New York.Copy !req
227. Pleasure doing business with you.Copy !req
228. Your Honor, I'm really happy
we all took the timeCopy !req
229. to make the best decision for everyone.Copy !req
230. - Happy?
- Yeah, it's me.Copy !req
231. I'm buying Noisy Boy.
I got the money.Copy !req
232. Take him to Tallet's Gym
and I'll meet you there.Copy !req
233. Hello?Copy !req
234. Bailey?Copy !req
235. Some guy is here
with the robot you're buying,Copy !req
236. and I gotta tell ya, Charlie,Copy !req
237. - it smells like disaster to me.
- Nice to see you, too, Bailey.Copy !req
238. - Might I also say how cute you look.
- Give it up, Charlie.Copy !req
239. God, I need a shower.
You want to take a shower?Copy !req
240. - Come on.
- Let me make something clear.Copy !req
241. A creepy dude with a robot in a boxCopy !req
242. has been sitting outside my gym
for two hours.Copy !req
243. Now, putting aside the fact
that you're doingCopy !req
244. what I'm guessing is a black market deal
on my doorstep,Copy !req
245. how are you gonna pay him
when Ambush just got destroyed?Copy !req
246. The money is on its way.
Just, you know, distract him.Copy !req
247. - I have been. It's exhausting.
- You're the best.Copy !req
248. - Yeah? Really?
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
249. Is that why
you're buying a $45,000 robotCopy !req
250. when you owe me six grand in rent?Copy !req
251. - Because I'm the best?
- Three.Copy !req
252. - No, six.
- Whoa.Copy !req
253. No, listen, Charlie. There is a guy with
real money who wants to buy this place.Copy !req
254. Come on, like you're really
going to sell your dad's gym.Copy !req
255. If you don't make rent,
I can't make paymentsCopy !req
256. and I won't have a choice.Copy !req
257. Your father would climb out of his grave
and kick your assCopy !req
258. - if you sold this place.
- My father would climb out of his graveCopy !req
259. and kick your ass.Copy !req
260. Bailey.Copy !req
261. - Don't.
- Don't what?Copy !req
262. Don't do that. Don't... that...Copy !req
263. Hey.Copy !req
264. - Don't what?
- Don't do that thing.Copy !req
265. - No, you like that thing.
- No.Copy !req
266. - Yeah.
- No, I don't like that thing.Copy !req
267. I used to. Once. Briefly.Copy !req
268. Now I like money more.Copy !req
269. - I don't believe you.
- I don't care.Copy !req
270. Marvin.Copy !req
271. Your money has arrived.Copy !req
272. Marv.Copy !req
273. Fifty grand, as promised.Copy !req
274. - Now, here are all our numbers
- Right.Copy !req
275. - and contact info over in Europe.
- All right.Copy !req
276. So that's everything there.Copy !req
277. So Marvin tells me you want
this time with Max.Copy !req
278. - Yeah, yeah.
- You did the right thingCopy !req
279. giving me custody. I think
Caroline would have wanted that.Copy !req
280. Yeah.Copy !req
281. Now, have him back in New York
on August 27th.Copy !req
282. That's a deal.Copy !req
283. - OK, well, let's go get Max.
- OK.Copy !req
284. OK? Let's get Max.Copy !req
285. It's OK. You want me to go on the
other side here and I'll get Max?Copy !req
286. Hey, Max.Copy !req
287. See you, pal.Copy !req
288. Max, we'll see you
at the end of the summer, honey.Copy !req
289. I'm Charlie.Copy !req
290. It's been a long time.
You know, I'm your...Copy !req
291. - You screwed me.
- Nice mouth.Copy !req
292. Do you know where they're going?Copy !req
293. - Italy?
- Yeah, Italy.Copy !req
294. - So how did I get stuck here with you?
- Relax, kid.Copy !req
295. You got a whole life
of fine living ahead of you.Copy !req
296. Charlie, dude's pissed.
He's going to take off.Copy !req
297. - Yeah, OK.
- Did Marvin give you that money?Copy !req
298. Here, just close the deal.
I'll be right there, OK?Copy !req
299. - OK?
- Hey.Copy !req
300. Hey.Copy !req
301. - I'm Bailey.
- Max.Copy !req
302. Max Kenton.Copy !req
303. - Wow, OK, so this is your...
- Yeah, it's him.Copy !req
304. Don't worry about it, OK?Copy !req
305. I'm standing here looking at you two...Copy !req
306. Just go and put Noisy in the shop,
please? Thank you.Copy !req
307. So listen, you're going to stay here
with her while I'm on the road.Copy !req
308. How much did he give you, huh?Copy !req
309. You're coming
at this the wrong way, kid.Copy !req
310. No, tell me. I want to know.Copy !req
311. 50,000. OK?Copy !req
312. He gave me $50,000
to sign you over to her.Copy !req
313. Will you shut up now?Copy !req
314. You sold me?Copy !req
315. Sounds worse than it is.Copy !req
316. - Really.
- It's just to take care of you.Copy !req
317. Give me half the money
and you won't have to.Copy !req
318. - Where are you going to go?
- Give me the money. I'll be fine.Copy !req
319. I told your aunt I'll get you
to New York at the end of the summer.Copy !req
320. Now you're concerned for Aunt Debra?Copy !req
321. You sold me for 50 grand.
You owe me half!Copy !req
322. I don't have it!
I spent the money on a robot.Copy !req
323. It's gone! OK? Gone!Copy !req
324. I'm through here.Copy !req
325. All right, what do we got?Copy !req
326. Noisy Boy has arrived.Copy !req
327. That's a lot of airline stickers
and customs tags.Copy !req
328. - Yep, he's been all over the world.
- London, Japan, Brazil, São Paulo...Copy !req
329. Hasn't seen North American soil
in over two years.Copy !req
330. Maybe that's why you got such
a good price, genius.Copy !req
331. Decided to stay, huh?Copy !req
332. This is Bailey. She'll be looking
after you for a few weeks.Copy !req
333. - What?
- By the way,Copy !req
334. I need you to look after the kid
for a few weeks or, like, eight.Copy !req
335. - I want half that money.
- Are we back to this again?Copy !req
336. Is there a real robot boxer in there?Copy !req
337. Noisy Boy's in there.
Have you ever heard of him?Copy !req
338. Of course. He fought Rubicon
for the WRB belt in 2016.Copy !req
339. Holy crap, he looks amazing.Copy !req
340. Well, his composite armor
has been replaced.Copy !req
341. Let's see if the insides look as good.Copy !req
342. I've watched that fight
with Rubicon like 20 times.Copy !req
343. He should have had him
in the third roundCopy !req
344. but Rubicon got lucky
with a huge right and ended it.Copy !req
345. Relax, kid. He's on our side.Copy !req
346. - Not funny.
- Kind of funny.Copy !req
347. You know he
has voice recognition, right?Copy !req
348. - No, he doesn't.
- He didn't in the League.Copy !req
349. When Noisy fought in Brazil,
they must have put it in.Copy !req
350. Brazilians are crazy about
that talk-to-your-robot crap.Copy !req
351. Right, left, uppercut!Copy !req
352. Doesn't work.
Right, left, uppercut!Copy !req
353. I knew that price was too good
to be true. We got screwed.Copy !req
354. Give me a second.
Let me see if I can fix it.Copy !req
355. God, look how good he looks, too.Copy !req
356. Give me two seconds.
Let me look at something!Copy !req
357. Why didn't you ask the guy
to have a look at it?Copy !req
358. Relax!Copy !req
359. Whoa, whoa.
What was that? Was that Japanese?Copy !req
360. Let me see if I can reset him
to English. Hang on.Copy !req
361. - How the hell do you know Japanese?
- Video games.Copy !req
362. You play video games
in Japanese?Copy !req
363. Japanese bootlegs are always better.Copy !req
364. - Give me that.
- OK, so he's reset to English,Copy !req
365. and I found his command matrix.Copy !req
366. They have pre-loaded a bunch
of combinations.Copy !req
367. - They should be listed here.
- Right.Copy !req
368. Uh... Top salvo!Copy !req
369. What did I tell you?Copy !req
370. Gravity One Downtown!Copy !req
371. I was due for some good luck!Copy !req
372. - You're welcome.
- Thank you.Copy !req
373. Bailey, help me put him in the truck.
I am going to go and get your money.Copy !req
374. - Give me the keys.
- I'm coming with you.Copy !req
375. - No, you're not.
- Why not?Copy !req
376. Because I don't want you with me, OK?Copy !req
377. I'm either coming with you, or you're
fishing for your keys in the sewer.Copy !req
378. Your choice.
What's it going to be, old man?Copy !req
379. Oh, my God. That was close, wasn't it?Copy !req
380. Don't do that again.Copy !req
381. - Don't, don't, don't.
- That's scaring you, isn't it?Copy !req
382. - Don't do this again? Whoa, whoa!
- Get in. Just get in, will ya?Copy !req
383. Give me the keys first.Copy !req
384. No, you can wait
till I get in the truck.Copy !req
385. Thanks, Big Pops.Copy !req
386. Sweet ride.Copy !req
387. Put on your seatbelt
and don't talk.Copy !req
388. I'm taking all bets!Copy !req
389. Keep up. Stay close.Copy !req
390. Hey, hey, hey!Copy !req
391. Charlie Kenton is in the house!Copy !req
392. All right, all right.Copy !req
393. - Come on, man!
- Hey, Finn.Copy !req
394. - Is that Noisy Boy?
- The one and only.Copy !req
395. That's Noisy Boy!Copy !req
396. Noisy's been in Japan.
Softer bots over there.Copy !req
397. You sure you want
to fight him tonight?Copy !req
398. What do you got, Finn? He can take any
bot in this place. You know it.Copy !req
399. You can have
any undercard you want.Copy !req
400. - Five thousand guaranteed.
- Come on, man.Copy !req
401. A thousand
every round your bot survives.Copy !req
402. Fight till the death!Copy !req
403. No. Give me the main event.Copy !req
404. - Come on, Charlie.
- Finn, this is Noisy Boy.Copy !req
405. An original Tak Mashido bot.Copy !req
406. He was a World Robot League boxer.
Come on!Copy !req
407. You want to fight Midas?Copy !req
408. Fifty thousand guaranteed,
winner takes all.Copy !req
409. Fifty? Really, 50?Copy !req
410. Now you're talking.Copy !req
411. Listen, listen. No, look.Copy !req
412. - Listen!
- Give me a sec.Copy !req
413. We should take an undercard fight,
make a little cashCopy !req
414. and get the hell out of here!Copy !req
415. All right, first, there is no "we."Copy !req
416. Second, he's going to crush Midas,
and I'm going to make real cash!Copy !req
417. We'll take Midas!Copy !req
418. Yeah!Copy !req
419. Tonight, our main eventCopy !req
420. features the gold-blooded killer!Copy !req
421. This pimped-out punkCopy !req
422. is programmed for pain!Copy !req
423. I give to you the mighty Midas!Copy !req
424. Whoo!Copy !req
425. Against a botCopy !req
426. who ran with the big boys in the WRB!Copy !req
427. He's been on an exile tour overseas,
but now he's back homeCopy !req
428. and he's ready to make some noise!Copy !req
429. Take your first look in a long timeCopy !req
430. at Noisy Boy!Copy !req
431. Crash Palace,Copy !req
432. who's ready for some destruction?Copy !req
433. Let's make some money! Come on!Copy !req
434. We have Midas against Noisy Boy.Copy !req
435. Noisy Boy against Midas.Copy !req
436. You've been waiting all night
for this matchup, Crash Palace!Copy !req
437. Scimitar right!Copy !req
438. Did you see that?Copy !req
439. Easy money, easy money all night.
All night long!Copy !req
440. Come on! It's not over yet. Let's go!Copy !req
441. Skull salvo! Firefight!Copy !req
442. - Yeah! Go, Noisy!
- Undercard, huh?Copy !req
443. Shockfist!Copy !req
444. Get in there. Shogun Trinity!Copy !req
445. Let's finish him. Gravity Slam, Uptown!Copy !req
446. This son-of-a-bitch is crazy!Copy !req
447. Get up!Copy !req
448. Full Metal Feud! Bring it!Copy !req
449. Southpaw! Pain Revolution!Copy !req
450. I got something for you.Copy !req
451. Don't you run from me!
You can't run from me!Copy !req
452. Get up!Copy !req
453. That's illegal!Copy !req
454. This is the underworld, kid.
There are no rules!Copy !req
455. Now we're seeing
the Midas touch.Copy !req
456. No. Hands up!Copy !req
457. Get back in that corner, bitch,
and take this whooping like a man!Copy !req
458. He's getting killed in there!Copy !req
459. It's a headset! You talk into it
and you tell him what to do!Copy !req
460. Panic Shield!Copy !req
461. That's it. One-Two Overlord!Copy !req
462. No, no. Shatter Punch!Copy !req
463. - Five Recall!
- Get some!Copy !req
464. Jeez, damn it.Copy !req
465. Jab, jab!Copy !req
466. Right roundhouse! Roundhouse!Copy !req
467. Did he just spit
his juice in Midas's face?Copy !req
468. No, you did not spit in Midas's face!Copy !req
469. - It's party time now, Crash Palace!
- Use your left!Copy !req
470. Noisy's trying to do something
with his one arm!Copy !req
471. But Midas pins him,
and Daddy goes to work!Copy !req
472. No, no, no! Get up!Copy !req
473. Get some!Copy !req
474. He's got...
Just gotta get to the bell.Copy !req
475. Move! Get out of the corner!Copy !req
476. Midas! Midas! Midas!Copy !req
477. Somebody's ready
to serve up a decappuccino!Copy !req
478. I got something for you!
You ready?Copy !req
479. Good night!
That's a home run for Midas.Copy !req
480. And so long to Noisy Boy.Copy !req
481. Midas! Midas! Midas!Copy !req
482. Well, that sucked. You hungry?Copy !req
483. I saved what's left
of Noisy's voice recognition board.Copy !req
484. Other than that, he's trash.
I got to get a new robot together.Copy !req
485. I need to find a mainframe. What?Copy !req
486. - I hate hamburgers.
- What kid hates burgers?Copy !req
487. Fine, more for me.
Here, drink this.Copy !req
488. You never should have taken that fight.Copy !req
489. Really? Really? Thanks, genius.Copy !req
490. Do you even think about the stuff you do
before you do it?Copy !req
491. You had no idea how to fight that fight.Copy !req
492. Those combination codes, you didn't
know what half of them even meant.Copy !req
493. You threw them in there cocky
and half-assed.Copy !req
494. Of course he lost.
You never gave him a chance.Copy !req
495. - He wasn't that good.
- Noisy Boy was a great robot.Copy !req
496. Was. Was a great robot back
in the League, back in the day.Copy !req
497. But look around you, kid. This place...Copy !req
498. This place is where once great robots
go to die.Copy !req
499. So throw him away.
That's what you do, right?Copy !req
500. Anything you don't need
you just throw away.Copy !req
501. Wow.Copy !req
502. It's been a long night.Copy !req
503. If you want to sleep indoors tonight,
shut up and get in the truck.Copy !req
504. Don't look at me like that way.
Get in the truck!Copy !req
505. Well, they gave me 400 for his head.Copy !req
506. You stay put.
I'm going to go look for some parts.Copy !req
507. - I'm coming with you.
- Huh?Copy !req
508. That drink has my heart pounding.Copy !req
509. If I sit in this truck by myself,
my head will explode.Copy !req
510. Whatever. Just keep up.Copy !req
511. Crap.Copy !req
512. Stay back, stay back, stay back.Copy !req
513. All right, keep up.Copy !req
514. These searchlights are automated,Copy !req
515. but you got to time them right,
so stay close.Copy !req
516. Whoa, whoa, whoa.Copy !req
517. Keep up. It's all right.Copy !req
518. All right. Come on, come on.Copy !req
519. - We're going to get caught.
- Come on.Copy !req
520. Easy, easy. Easy, easy.Copy !req
521. Quick, quick. Down in here! Go, go, go!Copy !req
522. Robots are on the east side.
We got to be quick in here.Copy !req
523. Once we're through here,
there's no more searchlights.Copy !req
524. Quick! Go, go, go!Copy !req
525. - Here it is.
- What are we looking for?Copy !req
526. Anything. Anything I could use
to put a fighting bot together.Copy !req
527. - Hey, look.
- What?Copy !req
528. It's so small.Copy !req
529. Yeah. That's before your time.
That's a Generation One,Copy !req
530. the very first fighting bot.
They wanted them to look like us.Copy !req
531. The more human, the better.Copy !req
532. Crazy how quick everything changed.
Here, put that in the cart.Copy !req
533. What changed?Copy !req
534. A good question.
Boxing, human boxing.Copy !req
535. - It just faded.
- Why?Copy !req
536. Because the money moved on.Copy !req
537. People wanted more carnage,
more show.Copy !req
538. You had the whole Brazilian
underground,Copy !req
539. the Gracies, the Machados,
jiu-jitsu, Muay Thai,Copy !req
540. and 1,000 styles in between.
Full-on ground-and-pound.Copy !req
541. - Look at this.
- What's that?Copy !req
542. - I don't know.
- Not bad. Good spot, kid.Copy !req
543. You still had human fighters,
human bodiesCopy !req
544. so you couldn't
give the people what they really wanted:Copy !req
545. true, no-holds-barred violence.Copy !req
546. So the next logical step:Copy !req
547. get the humans out of there
and let the machines kill each other.Copy !req
548. Do you miss it?Copy !req
549. - Boxing. Do you miss it?
- Careful.Copy !req
550. What? I want to know.Copy !req
551. Careful, you're on a cliff.Copy !req
552. Whoa!Copy !req
553. That's a long way down.
If you fell, you'd definitely...Copy !req
554. - Charlie!
- Max!Copy !req
555. Charlie, help me!Copy !req
556. Charlie!Copy !req
557. Charlie!Copy !req
558. Max! Max!Copy !req
559. Max!Copy !req
560. Max! Max!Copy !req
561. - Try not to move!
- I'm on some sort of robot arm.Copy !req
562. Wait! Just easy, easy.
Give me your hand. Nice and easy.Copy !req
563. Very slowly. Good. OK, don't look down.Copy !req
564. Look at me. Look at me.
That's it! I've got you, Max!Copy !req
565. You don't have to be scared. I got you!Copy !req
566. - It's so far!
- It's OK. I got you.Copy !req
567. Give me your other hand.
Nice and slow.Copy !req
568. Just give me your other hand
very slowly.Copy !req
569. Reach back. Come on. Reach!Copy !req
570. All right, look at me.
We're going to do this together.Copy !req
571. You and me.
Just look at me.Copy !req
572. That's it. That's it.Copy !req
573. One... two... three!Copy !req
574. That's it. I got you!Copy !req
575. I got you. I got you. I got you.Copy !req
576. I got you. I got you.Copy !req
577. You're safe. You're safe.Copy !req
578. All right, I got you.Copy !req
579. - You all right?
- Yeah.Copy !req
580. Come here. Easy. Easy.Copy !req
581. You all right?Copy !req
582. - You all right?
- Yeah.Copy !req
583. I told you it was dangerous.Copy !req
584. Careful. We're still on the edge here.Copy !req
585. Charlie, I think there's
a whole robot in there.Copy !req
586. So what? Let's go. Come on.Copy !req
587. I'm taking him with me.
He saved my life.Copy !req
588. He did not save your life.
I saved your life. Let's go.Copy !req
589. Could you just bring the cart to the
edge? I'll use the winch to get him out.Copy !req
590. You want that piece of junk? You get
the cart yourself. I'm through here.Copy !req
591. This is what's left of Noisy Boy?Copy !req
592. That's it.
His head does make a nice additionCopy !req
593. to the front of the Crash Palace.Copy !req
594. - It's not funny.
- Let's get a robot, you and me.Copy !req
595. Yeah, good idea. You're broke.
I'm almost there myself.Copy !req
596. - You destroyed the best shot you had.
- We'll put one together.Copy !req
597. You're brilliant at this.
There's good stuff here.Copy !req
598. - No, there's nothing here.
- There is. Look.Copy !req
599. Charlie, all your junk is... it's junk.Copy !req
600. You're not even
in the game anymore, Charlie.Copy !req
601. - It's all garbage.
- I heard you. It's garbage.Copy !req
602. Don't get loud with me.Copy !req
603. - You're your problem, Charlie.
- What's that supposed to mean?Copy !req
604. I have been here for you a long time.
In the ring, out of the ring,Copy !req
605. and the whole ugly spiral down,
and I'm tired.Copy !req
606. My father invested everything
he had in your fight career.Copy !req
607. We loved...Copy !req
608. He loved you like family.
And this is his home.Copy !req
609. I'm just trying not to let it die.
That's my plan.Copy !req
610. What's yours?Copy !req
611. You're done, right?Copy !req
612. You're finally done?Copy !req
613. Because I sure as hell am, Charlie.Copy !req
614. I got nothing left.Copy !req
615. All right.Copy !req
616. Maybe there's something here.Copy !req
617. This robot the kid brought
in last night.Copy !req
618. Would you look at it for me?Copy !req
619. Please?Copy !req
620. Bailey?Copy !req
621. I've never seen
anything like it before.Copy !req
622. He's Generation Two, but barely.Copy !req
623. I found a power cell that fits him,Copy !req
624. and I hooked him up
to this old G-2 remote that I had, so...Copy !req
625. You can at least move him around,
Charlie, but he's crap.Copy !req
626. Maybe I can get a sparring gig for him,
make a few hundred bucks.Copy !req
627. - Charlie, stop.
- It's my robot!Copy !req
628. It took me half the night
dragging him out of there.Copy !req
629. - He's mine.
- He's yours? Yeah.Copy !req
630. But the parts we're
putting in him are mine!Copy !req
631. You idiots should see if he powers up
before you start fighting over him.Copy !req
632. What happened to you?Copy !req
633. Hey.Copy !req
634. Whoa. Whoa.Copy !req
635. Watch out. Stay back.Copy !req
636. Looks like he's got a shadow function.
That's pretty rare.Copy !req
637. He can mime your movements
and store them in memory, Max.Copy !req
638. You think there's
anything here we could use?Copy !req
639. - Not much.
- There's a bucket...Copy !req
640. There's a bucket
I use to wash the truck sometimes.Copy !req
641. Use it and clean him up.
He smells like crap.Copy !req
642. Wash yourself off, too,
while you're at it. You stink.Copy !req
643. I switched him to remote.
It's pretty basic.Copy !req
644. Just use the toggles here
to steer him and walk him.Copy !req
645. - You play video games, right?
- Of course.Copy !req
646. Same idea, only this one's
a thousand-pound robot.Copy !req
647. Cool.Copy !req
648. "Atom."Copy !req
649. His name is Atom.
Can we get him a fight?Copy !req
650. I don't think he
was ever a boxing robot.Copy !req
651. He's a G-2, built in early 2014.
He was a sparring bot.Copy !req
652. They must have built robots
like this oneCopy !req
653. that could mirror the fighting style
of any other robot.Copy !req
654. OK, so can we get him a fight?Copy !req
655. Are you not listening?
He's a sparring bot.Copy !req
656. Built to take a lot of hits, but never
dishing out any real punishment.Copy !req
657. You could always sell him off for parts.Copy !req
658. Can't you get him a fight?Copy !req
659. "Why can't you get him a fight?
Get him a fight."Copy !req
660. God, you don't quit, do you?Copy !req
661. You want me to put him in some
bottom-rung scrap-fest to the death?Copy !req
662. I saw how scared you were
at Crash Palace.Copy !req
663. The places that would
let you fight this robotCopy !req
664. would make you pee your little pants.Copy !req
665. Excellent. Get him a fight.Copy !req
666. Stubborn kid.Copy !req
667. Surprise, surprise.Copy !req
668. Let's take a walk.Copy !req
669. Can you understand me?Copy !req
670. Don't worry.
Your secret's safe with me.Copy !req
671. You've known Charlie a long time.Copy !req
672. Too long.
We both kind of grew up in this gym.Copy !req
673. My dad, he trained him.Copy !req
674. That's them. That's Charlie.Copy !req
675. - What was he like?
- As a boxer?Copy !req
676. - As anything.
- He was something.Copy !req
677. He was lean, tough.Copy !req
678. No quit, no fear.Copy !req
679. Come here.
I want to show you something.Copy !req
680. I have this newspaper article
from Phoenix 2007Copy !req
681. when Charlie fought Nico Tandy,
the top contender.Copy !req
682. - You were at the Nico Tandy fight?
- I was.Copy !req
683. Charlie was just supposed
to be a warm-up fight, an easy win.Copy !req
684. Nico wasn't
even supposed to break a sweatCopy !req
685. but nobody told Charlie that, so he just
kept coming and coming at him.Copy !req
686. Check this out.Copy !req
687. That's Charlie.Copy !req
688. First, Nico couldn't believe
the balls on this nobody.Copy !req
689. But Charlie kept coming,
and that's when Nico looked scared.Copy !req
690. - Really?
- Really.Copy !req
691. He was toying with Nico.Copy !req
692. The top contender,
number two in the worldCopy !req
693. and Charlie was dancing with him.
Pop! Pop! Bam! Pop!Copy !req
694. Charlie was floating inches
off the canvas that night.Copy !req
695. He was like a ghost.
Nico couldn't even see him.Copy !req
696. I could.Copy !req
697. He was beautiful.Copy !req
698. He was beautiful.Copy !req
699. So what happened?
Did Charlie beat Nico Tandy?Copy !req
700. No, Nico Tandy put me on my ass
in the 12th round. Twice.Copy !req
701. Second time for good. Lights out.Copy !req
702. You were ahead on the scorecards
going into the 12th round.Copy !req
703. Nico Tandy rung my bell
and went on to be the undefeatedCopy !req
704. world champ for the next three years.Copy !req
705. - So he knocked you out?
- Yeah, so did a lot of guys.Copy !req
706. You knocked a lot of guys out, too.Copy !req
707. 24 and 19.
It's not exactly a career.Copy !req
708. But every fight a knockout.Copy !req
709. - Yeah.
- Win or lose, fight's not overCopy !req
710. - till someone's on the mat.
- Till someone's on the mat.Copy !req
711. - Your old man taught me that.
- Damn straight he taught you that.Copy !req
712. - Who else did you fight?
- Go get your stuff together.Copy !req
713. I don't need to.
Did you fight for the title?Copy !req
714. Yeah, you do.
We leave in an hour. Go.Copy !req
715. Wow. Here.Copy !req
716. Keep it.Copy !req
717. - Thanks.
- You're welcome.Copy !req
718. I like that kid.Copy !req
719. He likes you.Copy !req
720. - What I said yesterday was...
- No, nothing more to say.Copy !req
721. I'm heading off to Atlanta tonight
to see if I can get a partnerCopy !req
722. or raise money to get a new bot.Copy !req
723. That's what you wanted, right?
Me gone?Copy !req
724. Yeah, that's what I wanted.Copy !req
725. OK.Copy !req
726. Hey. Hey.Copy !req
727. Look.Copy !req
728. The champ is here. Zeus is here.Copy !req
729. Yeah.Copy !req
730. Zeus! No one has ever
gone two rounds with this monster.Copy !req
731. Two rounds!Copy !req
732. The champ puts his Real Steel world
championship belt on the line tonight.Copy !req
733. He just may have a real fight
on his hands.Copy !req
734. Zeus, greatest robot boxer
of all time. Ever.Copy !req
735. End of story. Good night!Copy !req
736. - So cool. It's so cool.
- What?Copy !req
737. Come on.Copy !req
738. All right, listen up.
I got to go find Finn.Copy !req
739. - I want you to stay in this area, OK?
- OK.Copy !req
740. Out of the way. Champ coming
through. Zeus coming through.Copy !req
741. Move, move.
Champ coming through.Copy !req
742. Farra Lemkova, daughter behind
the father-daughter Zeus team.Copy !req
743. They say your father's the money
and you are the mind behind Zeus.Copy !req
744. You're very kind,Copy !req
745. but I assure you,
the mind behind ZeusCopy !req
746. belongs to the great Tak Mashido.Copy !req
747. What did it take to lure the reclusive
genius, former boy wonderCopy !req
748. and arguably the most
important bot designerCopy !req
749. in the history of the sport
out of retirement?Copy !req
750. Why don't you ask him yourself?Copy !req
751. Is this Tak Mashido's greatest creation?Copy !req
752. Zeus is autonomous and constantly
evolving during a fight.Copy !req
753. With his adaptive operating system
he recognizes patternsCopy !req
754. and rewrites his fight code
instantaneously.Copy !req
755. For myself and Joe Sixpack out there,
are you saying that Zeus...Copy !req
756. I'm saying that no matter
what happens in that ring,Copy !req
757. the result of any fight is inevitable.Copy !req
758. What Zeus sees...Copy !req
759. he kills.Copy !req
760. Sweet.Copy !req
761. I'm never
going into business with you.Copy !req
762. I just need a break here,
Finn. C'mon.Copy !req
763. You got that old bot truck out there.Copy !req
764. - You always got something in there.
- I got an old G-2 sparring bot,Copy !req
765. ain't worth the paint left on it.
What am I supposed to do with that?Copy !req
766. The Zoo. Take him to the Zoo.
They fight there tomorrow.Copy !req
767. Even I wouldn't be caught dead
at the Zoo.Copy !req
768. I just need a little loan. Something...Copy !req
769. What?Copy !req
770. - You're serious, Charlie?
- A loan.Copy !req
771. Something. A couple hundred. Few
hundred. Whatever you got.Copy !req
772. You know I'm good for it.Copy !req
773. I know you,
and as much as I like you, dude...Copy !req
774. you're a bad bet, brother.Copy !req
775. Right, yeah.Copy !req
776. - Get back.
- All right. All right.Copy !req
777. Did you see that?
That's what's left of Axelrod.Copy !req
778. Where you been?
I told you to stay put.Copy !req
779. You should have seen him.
Zeus was, like, amazing!Copy !req
780. - Amazing, huh?
- Unbelievable, yeah.Copy !req
781. He was just peppering Axelrod
with punches, but so fast.Copy !req
782. It was incredible.
Axelrod didn't even land a punch.Copy !req
783. He didn't even survive the first round.Copy !req
784. Is that what you think boxing is?Copy !req
785. Zeus beating up some piece
of steel that they feed him?Copy !req
786. Axelrod's not just some piece of steel.
And that is what boxing is now.Copy !req
787. Deal with it.
And I love it, and I'm in it now.Copy !req
788. You're in it now, are you?
You and your G-2 sparring bot?Copy !req
789. He's more than that. And if you'd
just get us a fight, you'd see.Copy !req
790. You're in luck, kid.
There's a lovely place called the Zoo.Copy !req
791. Tomorrow afternoon,
you'll get your fight.Copy !req
792. - Great.
- And it will be the end.Copy !req
793. I told you I hate hamburgers!Copy !req
794. It's a burrito!Copy !req
795. Right uppercut.Copy !req
796. Left uppercut.Copy !req
797. Bend your knees.
Rise up with both hands.Copy !req
798. Again. Bend your knees.
Rise up with both hands.Copy !req
799. - You been up all night?
- Yeah. I cleaned him up.Copy !req
800. I'm using shadow mode
to program some fight movesCopy !req
801. and sync them to the remote.Copy !req
802. Yeah. I saw that double-up punch
you were showing him.Copy !req
803. That's... That's lethal stuff.Copy !req
804. Let's do this.Copy !req
805. Jeez. Let's do breakfast first.Copy !req
806. You know you're
bringing him home in pieces, right?Copy !req
807. We'll see.Copy !req
808. Let me deal with this.Copy !req
809. Charlie Kenton. This is Max.Copy !req
810. Kingpin. Call me Kingpin.Copy !req
811. - All right, Kingpin, so...
- How much a round?Copy !req
812. What's this, we on a field trip?Copy !req
813. All right.
He can fight my robot Metro.Copy !req
814. I'll give you a 100 bucks
for one two-minute round.Copy !req
815. - Take it.
- Three hundred.Copy !req
816. One hundred. Baby boy, I'm going to
give you $100 just to get in with Metro.Copy !req
817. - How about 500 for two rounds?
- Two rounds.Copy !req
818. Two rounds, son, he ain't
going to survive one round.Copy !req
819. - What if he does?
- He ain't.Copy !req
820. Let's just say he does.Copy !req
821. If he's still
standing after one round...Copy !req
822. - ... I'll give you 1,000 bucks. Shut it!
- A 1,000...Copy !req
823. But if he dies in there,Copy !req
824. which he will, junior...Copy !req
825. I get to keep what's left.Copy !req
826. Take the 100.Copy !req
827. Deal.Copy !req
828. We're on. We on!Copy !req
829. Let's go!Copy !req
830. You should have taken the 100.Copy !req
831. - I got us a thousand.
- Yeah, if he wins.Copy !req
832. You want me to drive?Copy !req
833. He's my bot. I got this!Copy !req
834. This ain't a video game, kid.
This is for real. Right here.Copy !req
835. You said he's coming home in pieces.
What difference does it make?Copy !req
836. All right.Copy !req
837. I got this.Copy !req
838. Let's get it on!
Let's get it on!Copy !req
839. Let's get it on
like Ping-Pong in Hong Kong!Copy !req
840. Give me a bell! Give me a bell!Copy !req
841. Don't watch Atom.
Watch your opponent. Watch him.Copy !req
842. Watch out for that foot.
He's looking to pin you.Copy !req
843. I told you to watch for that foot plant.
Come on.Copy !req
844. Here comes the sledgehammer.Copy !req
845. Did you see that?Copy !req
846. - Come on! Get him!
- Don't yell at him, control him.Copy !req
847. Slip right. Back step.Copy !req
848. Duck. You're welcome.Copy !req
849. - Shut up! You're not helping!
- Actually, I think I am.Copy !req
850. No, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
851. Backhand. You got speed on this guy.Copy !req
852. Just keep moving. Bob.Copy !req
853. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.Copy !req
854. Slip out of that corner.
Keep moving! Bob and weave!Copy !req
855. That's it! Now you're listening to me.Copy !req
856. He can take a hit. I'll give you this,
kid. Your bot can take a hit.Copy !req
857. You better slip that headlock 'cause
this ain't gonna end well for you.Copy !req
858. I'm trying!Copy !req
859. Thirty seconds!Copy !req
860. Thirty se... Half a minute.Copy !req
861. Half a minute!
Keep moving! Just move!Copy !req
862. C'mon, you've got 20 seconds!Copy !req
863. That's a thousand bucks. Twenty
seconds. Let me... Let me take over!Copy !req
864. - No...
- Just move, then. Move!Copy !req
865. Come on.Copy !req
866. Get up, Atom. Get up, Atom.Copy !req
867. Count with me! Count with me!
One!Copy !req
868. Get up, Atom!Copy !req
869. He can't hear you... You know you're
talking to a machine?Copy !req
870. Four! Five! Six!Copy !req
871. Get up, Atom!Copy !req
872. All the way up! All the way up!Copy !req
873. - No!
- Yeah!Copy !req
874. Yes! Yes!Copy !req
875. I'm going to fix it!
I'm going to fix it!Copy !req
876. I'm going to fix it! Come on, now.Copy !req
877. - This 1,000 bucks...
- Yeah, 1,000.Copy !req
878. double or nothing
he can't make another round.Copy !req
879. - Yeah, thanks anyway.
- Deal. Double or nothing.Copy !req
880. Baby boy said it!
We're back on! We on!Copy !req
881. Are you crazy?
You threw away a 1,000 bucks!Copy !req
882. He can barely stand up in there.Copy !req
883. Look, I really need the money.Copy !req
884. I know. Let's work.Copy !req
885. Ah, Jesus.Copy !req
886. - Watch that. Watch that.
- I got that.Copy !req
887. Huh?Copy !req
888. - Whoa! Whoa!
- Yeah!Copy !req
889. - I got it.
- That's a system failure!Copy !req
890. - I don't got it.
- He's going down.Copy !req
891. - Yes!
- No!Copy !req
892. Start... Hey, hey! Start the count!Copy !req
893. Start the count!Copy !req
894. One! Two! Three!Copy !req
895. Four! Five! Six! Seven!Copy !req
896. Eight! Nine!Copy !req
897. Ten!Copy !req
898. You did it! We did it! Wow!Copy !req
899. Yeah!Copy !req
900. Time to go. Come on. Grab your robot.Copy !req
901. I know, I know!
I know! I know!Copy !req
902. Kingpin, pay up.Copy !req
903. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I know, I know, I know.Copy !req
904. - We owned!
- Let's go. Come on, come on.Copy !req
905. - Yeah?
- Have I got a fight for you.Copy !req
906. Saturday night.
Guaranteed four grand.Copy !req
907. Seven if he wins.Copy !req
908. Four grand?
You're on. Let's go!Copy !req
909. Bailey, it's me. He won.Copy !req
910. Can you believe that?
The kid's robot actually won.Copy !req
911. I know.Copy !req
912. Oh, yeah, oh, happy?
Oh, my God. Yeah.Copy !req
913. He's been bit.
He's been bit real bad.Copy !req
914. Yeah. Anyway, I...Copy !req
915. I just wanted you to know.Copy !req
916. Jab.Copy !req
917. Jab, jab, hook.Copy !req
918. Jab, jab, hook.Copy !req
919. I think you have to move your feet.Copy !req
920. Your feet. Feet.Copy !req
921. Nice moves, kid.Copy !req
922. How long you been out here?Copy !req
923. - Check it out.
- What?Copy !req
924. I just spent the night doing
something I think is amazing.Copy !req
925. Incredibly amazing.
If it works, you know?Copy !req
926. - You know his remote was spotty?
- Yeah.Copy !req
927. I killed it. Got rid of it.
We don't need it anymore.Copy !req
928. How did you...Copy !req
929. I had to start over.Copy !req
930. But I was able
to use the spin frame from Ambush...Copy !req
931. and take the circuitry sleeve
out of Noisy Boy and it works.Copy !req
932. He knows nothing, but it works.
It really, really works.Copy !req
933. What works?Copy !req
934. I got to turn it on.Copy !req
935. Left jab, right uppercut!Copy !req
936. Japan!Copy !req
937. You put Noisy's voice
recognition into Atom?Copy !req
938. - Pretty smart, kid.
- Smart? It could be genius!Copy !req
939. It could be the most incredible thing
in the history of the entire world!Copy !req
940. Easy there, chief, easy. Whoa! Whoa!Copy !req
941. - Did you drink all these sodas?
- I might have had a few.Copy !req
942. - I need you to teach him to box.
- Are you kidding me?Copy !req
943. He's nowhere near advanced enough
to handle Noisy's voice command.Copy !req
944. So he needs your moves.
Your commands.Copy !req
945. - Start over from the ground up.
- Forget it, kid. Forget it.Copy !req
946. You were a boxer, Charlie.
Yesterday at the Zoo,Copy !req
947. you could see things happen
before they even happened.Copy !req
948. I haven't boxed in a long time.
I'm not starting now.Copy !req
949. Who's going to teach him to fight?Copy !req
950. You're doing fine, Max.
You don't need me. Sorry.Copy !req
951. That was really cool,
though, that dance.Copy !req
952. You should do that on Saturday night.Copy !req
953. - Don't make fun of me.
- I'm serious.Copy !req
954. Before the fight, when you guys
take the ring, you should do it.Copy !req
955. There's no way I'm dancing with a robot
in front of a boxing crowd.Copy !req
956. A box... Are you kidding me?
This is just a show.Copy !req
957. People want to see something
they've never seen.Copy !req
958. Look. You think of all the greats.Copy !req
959. Think Ali, Sugar Ray,
Prince Rakim, Gammer,Copy !req
960. they all had their nicknames.Copy !req
961. They had their personas.
They all had flair.Copy !req
962. Now you? You might
not have much robot,Copy !req
963. but with that dance,
you got flair.Copy !req
964. Plus, you're a kid.
People love that kid thing.Copy !req
965. - What are you? Like nine? Ten?
- I'm 11.Copy !req
966. OK. Are you sure you're 11?Copy !req
967. Yes. I'm sure I'm 11.Copy !req
968. Anyway, the point
is people want to see that.Copy !req
969. You're really not messing with me?Copy !req
970. I am not messing with you.
They're going to love it.Copy !req
971. - OK.
- Cool.Copy !req
972. - But...
- What?Copy !req
973. I won't do it unless you help me.Copy !req
974. I can't dance.
You're on your own there.Copy !req
975. No. Boxing.Copy !req
976. - Oh, I see.
- I program the robot.Copy !req
977. - You teach him to box.
- And you dance.Copy !req
978. And you dance.Copy !req
979. - Yeah.
- Yeah?Copy !req
980. Deal.Copy !req
981. Deal.Copy !req
982. All right.Copy !req
983. It's going to be cool.Copy !req
984. Nice.Copy !req
985. You're going
to be punching guys bigger.Copy !req
986. You're going to have to punch up.Copy !req
987. That's it.Copy !req
988. Nice.Copy !req
989. You, too, old man?Copy !req
990. Come on. Let's get to work.Copy !req
991. Nice! Let's do that again.Copy !req
992. Nice. Three-punch combo.Copy !req
993. Combo.Copy !req
994. Again. Again.Copy !req
995. Faster. Faster. Nice.Copy !req
996. You're not even out of breath.
I like it.Copy !req
997. Let's see how you move.Copy !req
998. That's good.Copy !req
999. Step around.
Left hook. Left hook.Copy !req
1000. That's it. Every time.Copy !req
1001. Great fight, fellas.Copy !req
1002. 105. 5, W-R-U-T,
the satellite home of robot boxing.Copy !req
1003. Caller two, what do you got for me?Copy !req
1004. Have you heard about this
little bot out there, his name is Atom?Copy !req
1005. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
1006. My buddies and I saw him
the other night, and he dances.Copy !req
1007. - Did you say "dances"?
- You heard me.Copy !req
1008. He dances pre-fight
with this little kid,Copy !req
1009. and the crowd
went nuts for these two.Copy !req
1010. I'll tell you what's
really something,Copy !req
1011. you put the gimmick
aside for a secondCopy !req
1012. and I'm holding here
a list of the bots he's beaten.Copy !req
1013. Chaos. Wall Street.
One-Eyed Jack.Copy !req
1014. No slouches on that list, right?Copy !req
1015. But folks,
Atom's fought them all, beat them all.Copy !req
1016. I'm telling you, Tommy,
this bot is fast!Copy !req
1017. He escapes shots from
these bigger bots, it's insane!Copy !req
1018. No doubt, no doubt.
I'm telling you, listeners,Copy !req
1019. you remember this name:
Atom. That's right, A-T-O-M.Copy !req
1020. Atom!Copy !req
1021. This bot is one to watch.Copy !req
1022. - Awesome fight, sir.
- Thanks, thanks.Copy !req
1023. Great fight, guys.Copy !req
1024. - Kenton, you guys put on a good show.
- Thanks.Copy !req
1025. Good enough, we'd like to invite you
to fight on our card,Copy !req
1026. Virgin America Spectrum Detroit,
Friday night.Copy !req
1027. Right. Whoa.
That's a WRB... That's a League fight.Copy !req
1028. Damn right it is.
What do you say, fellas?Copy !req
1029. You ready for the show?Copy !req
1030. Heck, yeah.Copy !req
1031. It's the undercard,
but it's still a League fight.Copy !req
1032. I just want you to be relaxed.
I want you to be relaxed, OK, Max.Copy !req
1033. No freaking out.Copy !req
1034. Don't get all freaky-deaky on me.Copy !req
1035. You go freaky-deaky,
this whole thing can go south.Copy !req
1036. Whatever you do, have fun, have fun.Copy !req
1037. You got to have fun,
you understand me?Copy !req
1038. We've come too far to get out thereCopy !req
1039. and freak out
and blow this whole thing.Copy !req
1040. We're going to have fun, and we gonna...
we're gonna not freak out!Copy !req
1041. We're going to stay loose,
and we're just going to bam him.Copy !req
1042. I tell ya, man, I've spent my whole life
waiting to get here. We're going to...Copy !req
1043. Because, I tell ya what... Trust me when
I say no freaking out. You got it?Copy !req
1044. - Yeah, I got it.
- Good.Copy !req
1045. You have been invited to Lemkova Suite.
Follow me, please.Copy !req
1046. What was that? One more time.Copy !req
1047. Lemkova Suite. Zeus Suite.Copy !req
1048. Sure. Yeah. Let's head
up to the champ's suite. Sure.Copy !req
1049. Wow.Copy !req
1050. Gentlemen, I'm Farra Lemkova.Copy !req
1051. Yeah. I'm Charlie Kenton and...Copy !req
1052. And this, of course,
is Tak Mashido.Copy !req
1053. Holy shit. It's Tak Mashido.Copy !req
1054. I know you have
a very important fight tonight,Copy !req
1055. so I'll get right to it.Copy !req
1056. It's a little far
from the action for my liking.Copy !req
1057. It's nice. I like it, though.
Very nicely...Copy !req
1058. Wow, that is... That's a great shot.Copy !req
1059. Look at that. You want an autograph?
Would you mind...Copy !req
1060. I'd like to buy your robot.Copy !req
1061. He'd be useful sparring bot for Zeus.Copy !req
1062. And for that I'm willing to pay.Copy !req
1063. $200,000.Copy !req
1064. - Done.
- He's not for sale.Copy !req
1065. - Of course he is. We can definitely...
- He's not for sale.Copy !req
1066. You are 15 minutes awayCopy !req
1067. from getting in
the ring with Twin Cities,Copy !req
1068. a vicious League bot.Copy !req
1069. So, to be clear, my offer standsCopy !req
1070. until the starting bell.Copy !req
1071. OK. And just to be clear,Copy !req
1072. he's not for sale!Copy !req
1073. Not now, not ever.Copy !req
1074. Listen, give me
a minute to clear this up, OK?Copy !req
1075. Tak, how are you? Max!Copy !req
1076. Max. Max. Be smart.
I know you love himCopy !req
1077. but in 20 minutes there
may be nothing left to love.Copy !req
1078. Think about it.
Take the offer.Copy !req
1079. You think about it.
Why does she want Atom?Copy !req
1080. Huh? Because he's
different from other bots!Copy !req
1081. Yeah, he's different.
He's smaller and weaker,Copy !req
1082. and he's going
to get his ass kicked.Copy !req
1083. He's a boxer. We taught him to box.
You taught him to box!Copy !req
1084. - That's worth something.
- I think it is, too.Copy !req
1085. I think it's worth 200 grand.
Two hundred grand.Copy !req
1086. Charlie, we can go round and round
this all night long.Copy !req
1087. Look at me, look at me.Copy !req
1088. But it's not going to happen.Copy !req
1089. I got a fight to get to.Copy !req
1090. Ladies and gentlemen, tonightCopy !req
1091. the march towards
the Real Steel ChampionshipCopy !req
1092. makes its way through Detroit'sCopy !req
1093. Virgin America Spectrum!Copy !req
1094. Kicking off the evening,
in our first undercard,Copy !req
1095. the two-headed tyrant,Copy !req
1096. Twin Cities!Copy !req
1097. Opposing Twin Cities,
in his first professional fight,Copy !req
1098. hailing from parts unknown...Copy !req
1099. Atom!Copy !req
1100. - Nice work, boss.
- Thanks.Copy !req
1101. - Did you switch him to fight mode?
- Of course.Copy !req
1102. All right, now this bot
is tough to put down.Copy !req
1103. Atom can do it.Copy !req
1104. Max, look over there. You see those
geeks with the joysticks and consoles?Copy !req
1105. They're controlling everything
their bot does.Copy !req
1106. They're monitoring his systems,
seeing what he sees,Copy !req
1107. stadium feeds of the fights, everything.Copy !req
1108. This is not like the underground
handheld remote botsCopy !req
1109. we've been fighting.
This is the League. Stand on that.Copy !req
1110. So what do we do?Copy !req
1111. We fight smart,
we be patient. And pray.Copy !req
1112. Seriously, pray.Copy !req
1113. Ready!Copy !req
1114. - Ready!
- Hands up.Copy !req
1115. Fighters ready! Fight!Copy !req
1116. Engage.Copy !req
1117. Slip! Right!Copy !req
1118. Lean back. Right, left!Copy !req
1119. Cover up!Copy !req
1120. Duck! Left roundhouse!Copy !req
1121. Damn it.Copy !req
1122. Lean left! Lean right!Copy !req
1123. Cover up! Cover up!Copy !req
1124. What's going on in there?Copy !req
1125. Too many hits.
He's taking too many hits.Copy !req
1126. Get your hands up!Copy !req
1127. Get out of that corner! Move!Copy !req
1128. Come on, Charlie. He's getting killed
in there! Tell him what to do!Copy !req
1129. That guy's got two heads, and about a
foot of reach on us, and no blind spot.Copy !req
1130. He's got to have a weakness. Find it!Copy !req
1131. Wait, wait, wait.Copy !req
1132. Right shoulder, right shoulder,
right shoulder! He's got a tell!Copy !req
1133. He's got a hitch in his shoulder
every time he throws that right bomb!Copy !req
1134. - So?
- We got him! See? Here it comes again!Copy !req
1135. Duck! Spin! Slide left!
Roundhouse! One, two!Copy !req
1136. Backstep. Backstep.
Backstep. Lean right.Copy !req
1137. Come on, Charlie! Get in there!Copy !req
1138. Got to get in close where he can't use
that size and reach on us!Copy !req
1139. Left to the body! Right to the body!
Left to the body!Copy !req
1140. Yeah, it's working!Copy !req
1141. Stay downstairs! Left, right, left!Copy !req
1142. These program modes aren't working.Copy !req
1143. Left! Right hook, slip!Copy !req
1144. Right uppercut! Left uppercut!Copy !req
1145. Duck left. Counter right!Copy !req
1146. - Get him, Atom!
- Here comes the Charlie Special.Copy !req
1147. Three-punch combo
to the body! Out! In! Counter!Copy !req
1148. - Two-one-two.
- Two-one-two.Copy !req
1149. Stay on him! Lunging right!Copy !req
1150. No!Copy !req
1151. Don't let him go. Right to the body!
Straight right to the head!Copy !req
1152. - That's it, we got a systems crash!
- Get him, Atom!Copy !req
1153. Damn it!Copy !req
1154. This is not happening.
This is not happening, man.Copy !req
1155. - Put him away, Charlie!
- Spin left!Copy !req
1156. Spin right!Copy !req
1157. - Finish him!
- Do it!Copy !req
1158. Right uppercut!Copy !req
1159. - Yeah!
- Yeah!Copy !req
1160. Yeah!Copy !req
1161. Ah! Ah!Copy !req
1162. He's down!Copy !req
1163. One! Two! Three!Copy !req
1164. Four! Five!Copy !req
1165. - Six! Seven!
- We got him. Stay down!Copy !req
1166. He's out! He's out!Copy !req
1167. - Yeah!
- Yeah!Copy !req
1168. Yeah!Copy !req
1169. Corner!Copy !req
1170. Corner! Corner!Copy !req
1171. Victory!Copy !req
1172. In a time
of one minute, 47 secondsCopy !req
1173. of the first round,
Atom has defeat...Copy !req
1174. I want to thank everyone
for coming out tonight!Copy !req
1175. Our little bot from the junkyard
got a shot at a League fight.Copy !req
1176. How about that?Copy !req
1177. And the last thing I want to say
to a special girl who won't be named,Copy !req
1178. Farra Lemkova.Copy !req
1179. Whoa, OK, hang on.Copy !req
1180. That instead of buying my robot,Copy !req
1181. and using your
money to control this sport...Copy !req
1182. - That's it!
- Wait, I'm not done.Copy !req
1183. Why not give
the littlest guy the biggest shot?Copy !req
1184. Seriously, because I bet if you give him
a shot, he'll surprise you!Copy !req
1185. Wouldn't you
like to see a little guy get a shotCopy !req
1186. at the Real Steel Championship?Copy !req
1187. I challenge Zeus to a fight.Copy !req
1188. Any time, any place, anywhere!Copy !req
1189. You name it! We will be there!Copy !req
1190. Yeah! OK!Copy !req
1191. I'm going to get us that fight!Copy !req
1192. Atom, Atom, Atom...Copy !req
1193. That was a ballsy move,
you challenging Zeus like that.Copy !req
1194. That's one thing to call it.Copy !req
1195. I think a lot of people would
like to see that fight.Copy !req
1196. - You're damn right they would.
- You listening to this kid? Jeez!Copy !req
1197. - Good fight, fellas.
- Thanks, man.Copy !req
1198. - Look at this. Let's celebrate.
- Yeah.Copy !req
1199. - All right, 70-30, right?
- Yeah, 70 for me and 30 for you.Copy !req
1200. - That's so right.
- That's very funny.Copy !req
1201. I told you
we shouldn't have sold him.Copy !req
1202. OK. No, no, no.
I remember now. Who's right?Copy !req
1203. Say who's right. Say "Max is right."Copy !req
1204. All right, all right. All right.Copy !req
1205. - We're a good team.
- No, no. Max is right.Copy !req
1206. That was unbelievable.
Thank you, Twin Cities.Copy !req
1207. - Whoo! All right, we set?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1208. - All right, let's do it.
- Charlie boy.Copy !req
1209. - Ricky, I was just going to call you.
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
1210. I actually really
was going to call you.Copy !req
1211. Don't worry about that.Copy !req
1212. That was a heck of a fight.Copy !req
1213. Congratulations to both of you.
That was really good.Copy !req
1214. It was an amazing fight.
That was a great job, young man.Copy !req
1215. - Come on, man.
- What?Copy !req
1216. - You serious?
- You thought I was jokingCopy !req
1217. when I said I'd beat you
within an inch of your life?Copy !req
1218. He thought that was a joke.
How about that? It wasn't a joke.Copy !req
1219. I got a kid here. And I have your money.
We don't have a problem.Copy !req
1220. I'm sure you do, Charlie, but...Copy !req
1221. but I think we know it's about
much more than money, don't we?Copy !req
1222. All right. What do you want?Copy !req
1223. You want 25, 30? You want 30 grand?Copy !req
1224. - I got the money in cash here.
- Yeah, right.Copy !req
1225. Let's go! Max, go! Go, go! Run!Copy !req
1226. - Run! Come on. Keep up!
- Get him now!Copy !req
1227. Run! Come on!Copy !req
1228. Get off him! Get off him!Copy !req
1229. Come here!Copy !req
1230. Hey, Ricky.Copy !req
1231. That's his money! Leave him out of this!Copy !req
1232. Hey!Copy !req
1233. Stop!Copy !req
1234. Stop!Copy !req
1235. Take all his money. Take it all.Copy !req
1236. Your friend's a real dirtbag, kid.Copy !req
1237. He's my father!Copy !req
1238. Well. Looks like a little less
than an inch of your life.Copy !req
1239. Well, buddy, that will teach him.Copy !req
1240. Whoo!Copy !req
1241. Just like old times, Charlie boy!Copy !req
1242. Let's go, boys.Copy !req
1243. Charlie.Copy !req
1244. I'm sorry, Max.
I'm sorry. Sorry.Copy !req
1245. - What are we doing here?
- Max, just...Copy !req
1246. Is it Farra?
She called you, didn't she?Copy !req
1247. - We're going to get the Zeus fight.
- Listen, it's not the Zeus people.Copy !req
1248. I've been thinking about
all this, and...Copy !req
1249. Max!Copy !req
1250. Max?Copy !req
1251. Max.Copy !req
1252. It's so good to see you.Copy !req
1253. - What is she doing here?
- It's better if you go with her now.Copy !req
1254. We get beat up,
so you call her to come and get me?Copy !req
1255. He's been beat up.
I told you he couldn't take care of him!Copy !req
1256. Yeah. I called her.
Look at us. We're a mess.Copy !req
1257. We're fine. She can leave!Copy !req
1258. Atom's fighting good.
We can make the money back.Copy !req
1259. Charlie, please.Copy !req
1260. Just...Copy !req
1261. Charlie, we're doing so good.Copy !req
1262. Charlie, please, no.Copy !req
1263. Don't. Don't. Don't.Copy !req
1264. Please. Please.Copy !req
1265. Trust me, kid.
It's better this way, all right?Copy !req
1266. I know you think you know what's right,
but you don't.Copy !req
1267. You're too young.
You don't know.Copy !req
1268. Look at me, trust me.Copy !req
1269. And legally she has custody,
so what can I do?Copy !req
1270. You tell me, what can I do?Copy !req
1271. Max!Copy !req
1272. I don't want your money, Marvin.Copy !req
1273. Max, we have our
own swimming poolCopy !req
1274. and we have a hot tub and a lot
of super fun toys to play with.Copy !req
1275. Do you want to play with them?
It's going to be fun.Copy !req
1276. What's going on?Copy !req
1277. He won't even talk to me,
so thanks for that, Charlie.Copy !req
1278. I'm going to wait in the car.Copy !req
1279. You don't want to talk, fine. I'll talk.Copy !req
1280. What do you want me to say? I'm sorry?Copy !req
1281. You knew from day one what this was.
You decided to take the ride.Copy !req
1282. I mean, what? Max, you thought me, you,
and a little robot from the junk heapCopy !req
1283. were going to
ride off into the sunset? Come on.Copy !req
1284. No, you forgot who I was!Copy !req
1285. You deserve better...Copy !req
1286. than me.Copy !req
1287. Will you say something, please?Copy !req
1288. I tried, OK. What do you want from me?Copy !req
1289. I want you to fight for me.Copy !req
1290. That's all I ever wanted.Copy !req
1291. No, don't ask.Copy !req
1292. So no Max.Copy !req
1293. It's better this way. Marv and Debra
have money. Max is set.Copy !req
1294. Did you not see
the way he looked at you?Copy !req
1295. Charlie, that's the way
I looked at my dad.Copy !req
1296. Even now I would give anything
to have that back.Copy !req
1297. Your dad was special.
He was in your corner from day one.Copy !req
1298. Me, come on. I blew it.Copy !req
1299. I blew it.Copy !req
1300. When Max was born I just...Copy !req
1301. freaked out.Copy !req
1302. But something
would have been better than nothing.Copy !req
1303. I just wouldn't know where to start.Copy !req
1304. - Yeah, you do.
- I don't.Copy !req
1305. - You do.
- No.Copy !req
1306. You do.Copy !req
1307. I got to go.Copy !req
1308. Twelve-hundred miles for a kiss.Copy !req
1309. Worth it. Worth it.Copy !req
1310. Go get him, Charlie.Copy !req
1311. You sound like your dad.Copy !req
1312. Hey.Copy !req
1313. OK. Uh, look,
I know you think I abandoned youCopy !req
1314. and I guess I did originally.Copy !req
1315. - Then you sold me.
- Charlie.Copy !req
1316. - Hey.
- You have no business being here.Copy !req
1317. That's true.
You've got full custody. He's yours.Copy !req
1318. And I know I've done
all kinds of wrong by this kid,Copy !req
1319. but if you'll let me...Copy !req
1320. I'd just like to
do one thing right.Copy !req
1321. Right.Copy !req
1322. - Now, where were we?
- You sold me.Copy !req
1323. - Right, yeah, that happened.
- Wait, what?Copy !req
1324. - Then we had our asses kicked.
- And you slept on a shelf in a truck,Copy !req
1325. - and it was awful.
- And dangerous.Copy !req
1326. Really dangerous. I mean, I know.
God. I'm sorry.Copy !req
1327. That's why you came?
To say you're sorry?Copy !req
1328. No. I mean yes. Yes.Copy !req
1329. But no.Copy !req
1330. No, I came to
tell you that I heard you.Copy !req
1331. I got it.
I'm a little slow, but I got it.Copy !req
1332. I know you had a bum ride, Max, and I
wasn't there and I should have been.Copy !req
1333. I should have been.Copy !req
1334. Your mom was...Copy !req
1335. She was cool, wasn't she?Copy !req
1336. She was.Copy !req
1337. She was the coolest.Copy !req
1338. Yeah, she was.Copy !req
1339. And I'm sorry about...Copy !req
1340. what happened with her.Copy !req
1341. And I can't get those years back,
Max, but...Copy !req
1342. but I'm here right now...Copy !req
1343. and if you're up for it,
I'm ready to fight.Copy !req
1344. We got the Zeus fight.Copy !req
1345. - What?
- No, no, we didn't.Copy !req
1346. You got the Zeus fight.Copy !req
1347. So what do you say, Debra?
Can we do this one last thing?Copy !req
1348. One night.Copy !req
1349. One night.
It's all we need. Thank you.Copy !req
1350. We'll probably get our asses kicked,
but at least we'll go down swinging.Copy !req
1351. Yeah?Copy !req
1352. What do you say?Copy !req
1353. Welcome, everyone,
to New York's Bing ArenaCopy !req
1354. and the Real Steel Championship Bout.Copy !req
1355. Well, Tim, it's the fight
we never thought we'd see.Copy !req
1356. Zeus, the undefeated WRB championCopy !req
1357. against the underdog, rising star Atom.Copy !req
1358. The champ's handlers
have agreed to fightCopy !req
1359. outside the circle
of well-known League botsCopy !req
1360. and have decided to give the people
a true David versus Goliath spectacle.Copy !req
1361. Now, Tim, help me out on this.
Has the Zeus camp lost their mind?Copy !req
1362. The greatest robot boxer of all time
gives a shot at the beltCopy !req
1363. to a G-2 named Atom?Copy !req
1364. Well, Herb, if you ask Tak Mashido,
Team Zeus has lost their minds.Copy !req
1365. Now, he may look cool
as he enters the arenaCopy !req
1366. but he has made no bones about
his disdain for this matchup.Copy !req
1367. Our cameras tried to catch up
with him earlier this week.Copy !req
1368. Take a look at this clip. Mashido
wouldn't even stop to talk to the press,Copy !req
1369. referring only to this fight
as an insult to his creation.Copy !req
1370. Now, in truth, Herb, Max Kenton,
Atom's trainer,Copy !req
1371. did more
than just challenge Zeus.Copy !req
1372. He did so publicly.Copy !req
1373. The challenge went viral and
created a PR nightmare for the champ.Copy !req
1374. No argument there, Tim.
And I think the Zeus campCopy !req
1375. - knows exactly what they're doing.
- That they do. I mean, come on.Copy !req
1376. Giving a shot at the belt
to a nobody from nowhere.Copy !req
1377. This "junkyard dog," if you will.
That's a marketing stunt.Copy !req
1378. And, hey, judging from this crowd,
that stunt is working.Copy !req
1379. We can't win, can we?Copy !req
1380. We'll see.Copy !req
1381. As the challenger
makes his way into the arena,Copy !req
1382. you can hear
the surge of excitement, Herb.Copy !req
1383. Atom has arrived onto
the WRB scene with a vengeance,Copy !req
1384. using a style,
some would call it human-like,Copy !req
1385. that bot fighting has rarely seen.Copy !req
1386. Atom and his pint-size trainer
step into the ringCopy !req
1387. and the look on Farra Lemkova's face
says it all.Copy !req
1388. Welcome to the bigs, junior!Copy !req
1389. I'm giving 1-to-5 odds that Atom
don't make it out the first round.Copy !req
1390. Now who wants some?Copy !req
1391. I'll take some of that action.Copy !req
1392. Hey, there!
I'll take some of that action.Copy !req
1393. How's it going... partner?Copy !req
1394. Partner?Copy !req
1395. That's great. How about a
hundred K deep? Is that funny?Copy !req
1396. Hundred K says Atom
doesn't see round two.Copy !req
1397. You carrying
around that kind of scratch?Copy !req
1398. - Yeah.
- Hundred K?Copy !req
1399. Tell you what.
Remember section 101, row CCopy !req
1400. and you can bring me my money
right to my seat.Copy !req
1401. 101, row C? Hundred K?Copy !req
1402. You heard me, homey.Copy !req
1403. - Homey?
- Right?Copy !req
1404. Homeboy!Copy !req
1405. All right. Peace out, posse.Copy !req
1406. Come on, sugar. Let's go.Copy !req
1407. Never beaten.Copy !req
1408. It's showtime!Copy !req
1409. Never threatened.Copy !req
1410. The king of the ring,Copy !req
1411. the ruler of robots!Copy !req
1412. Bow down to the mighty Zeus!Copy !req
1413. Oh, shit!Copy !req
1414. That was awesome.Copy !req
1415. Come on, let's go.Copy !req
1416. Ladies and gentlemen,Copy !req
1417. in a bout scheduled for five roundsCopy !req
1418. for the World Robot
Boxing Championship,Copy !req
1419. in the corner to my right,
the challenger, Atom!Copy !req
1420. Showboat!Copy !req
1421. And in the corner to my left,Copy !req
1422. the undeniable champion
of this universeCopy !req
1423. and any other universe
known or unknown,Copy !req
1424. the mighty Zeus!Copy !req
1425. And now, ladies and gentlemen,Copy !req
1426. are you readyCopy !req
1427. for Real Steel!Copy !req
1428. This is what it's all about!Copy !req
1429. There's the starting bell
and we are underway.Copy !req
1430. The bots
emerge from their corners.Copy !req
1431. Zeus decks Atom,
and he is already down.Copy !req
1432. On your feet!Copy !req
1433. Looks like we are in
for another Zeus clinic.Copy !req
1434. Referee Matt Geiger
coming in the ring to start the count.Copy !req
1435. Get up!Copy !req
1436. two, three...Copy !req
1437. Push up! Stand up!Copy !req
1438. But look at this.
The little bot's back on his feetCopy !req
1439. to get a second blistering attack
from Zeus!Copy !req
1440. And Atom is down for the second
time in less than ten seconds.Copy !req
1441. - He's too strong! He's too strong!
- That's my boy right there!Copy !req
1442. Get up and get in the game!Copy !req
1443. Come on!
No, please Atom, get up! Please!Copy !req
1444. Get up! Get up! Get up!Copy !req
1445. Once again,
the challenger finds his feet!Copy !req
1446. Lean back! Lean back!Copy !req
1447. Atom's getting pummelled
into the corner!Copy !req
1448. - Get out of there, Atom!
- Move, Atom, move!Copy !req
1449. A demolishing inside shot.Copy !req
1450. Get your hands up!Copy !req
1451. Hands up!Copy !req
1452. Crush that little can!Copy !req
1453. Get out of the corner!
Get out of the corner!Copy !req
1454. Charlie Kenton desperately
trying to command his robotCopy !req
1455. out of that suicide corner.Copy !req
1456. Cover up!Copy !req
1457. Get your feet under you!Copy !req
1458. Good night, sparring bot!Copy !req
1459. It might have taken Zeus a bit longer,
but he's done it again!Copy !req
1460. Atom is down for the third
and possibly final time tonight.Copy !req
1461. - Stand up!
- Two!Copy !req
1462. - Three!
- C'mon, Atom, get up!Copy !req
1463. - Get up, Atom.
- Get up, Atom.Copy !req
1464. - Six! Seven!
- Get up!Copy !req
1465. Eight! Nine!Copy !req
1466. I don't believe this!
Against all odds,Copy !req
1467. this little bot is on his feet again.Copy !req
1468. Come on, Atom!Copy !req
1469. He can't survive this!Copy !req
1470. - Come on, Charlie!
- Right uppercut!Copy !req
1471. Atom has landed a punch!Copy !req
1472. Zeus is stunned as he reels back
from an uppercutCopy !req
1473. - that he clearly never saw coming!
- Advance!Copy !req
1474. Fade back, counter right!Copy !req
1475. Fade back, counter right!Copy !req
1476. Right cross! Right cross!Copy !req
1477. Right cross! Left hook!Copy !req
1478. - Let's go! Come on!
- Take him down!Copy !req
1479. Double right to the body!Copy !req
1480. For the first time
in his dominant run,Copy !req
1481. Zeus has met a bot who simply
won't back down!Copy !req
1482. The crowd is going nuts!
Zeus gives it everything he's gotCopy !req
1483. as we reach the last 15 seconds
of round one!Copy !req
1484. Zeus corners Atom,
going double duty with both fists!Copy !req
1485. Downtown, uptown,
as the clock winds down!Copy !req
1486. - Hands up, chin down.
- Stay low, stay low!Copy !req
1487. Only five seconds left,
as here comes that monsterCopy !req
1488. piston-packed right of the champ!Copy !req
1489. There's the bell! I don't believe it.
Somehow Atom has survived.Copy !req
1490. - He made it!
- We will have a second round.Copy !req
1491. And the crowd here is thrilled!Copy !req
1492. He made it!Copy !req
1493. Yeah! Corner!Copy !req
1494. We got to get out of here,
darling, come on.Copy !req
1495. We got to get out of here right now!Copy !req
1496. We got to go this way.
Come on!Copy !req
1497. OK, you sit down.Copy !req
1498. - Let's go, homey.
- All right.Copy !req
1499. I'll be back for you, baby.Copy !req
1500. Get your hands off me!Copy !req
1501. Both corners furiously
working on their bots.Copy !req
1502. I tell you, Tim, this crowd came here
tonight expecting a massacreCopy !req
1503. but instead they're getting a war!Copy !req
1504. - You got it?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1505. - All right. Here we go.
- What is happening?Copy !req
1506. He is fully prepared
for all possible contingencies.Copy !req
1507. - He will be fine.
- What next?Copy !req
1508. Round two.Copy !req
1509. Round two kicks off,Copy !req
1510. and incredibly the challenger, Atom,
is giving the champ a run for his money.Copy !req
1511. Zeus tosses the smaller bot
across the ring like a tin can!Copy !req
1512. Kenton working his bot
with a trifectaCopy !req
1513. of straight rights
to the champ's dome!Copy !req
1514. Toe-to-toe they stand,
trading deafening blows!Copy !req
1515. Whatever strategy either corner
had cooked up has been destroyed!Copy !req
1516. Metal bashing metal.
Steel smashing steel.Copy !req
1517. This is a brawl!Copy !req
1518. The crowd is on their feet,Copy !req
1519. watching two machines
driven to kill each other!Copy !req
1520. Something has to give,
and it does!Copy !req
1521. Atom goes down again!Copy !req
1522. Lights out
for the junkyard dogCopy !req
1523. who put on a heck
of a show here tonight!Copy !req
1524. And yet again,
Atom rises up.Copy !req
1525. Kenton must have hardwired this bot
with the will to go on!Copy !req
1526. Midway through round four, and Zeus is
looking to end this thing right now.Copy !req
1527. The champ
is holding nothing backCopy !req
1528. as he cracks open the hurt locker!Copy !req
1529. Atom is
stumbling around the ring,Copy !req
1530. apparently disoriented and dazed!Copy !req
1531. - Hands up!
- What's going on?Copy !req
1532. I think the voice recog is shot!Copy !req
1533. - He's not responding!
- What?Copy !req
1534. Zeus has found
yet another gear of violence,Copy !req
1535. drilling Atom's midsection.Copy !req
1536. - No! Stop! Do something!
- He can't hear me!Copy !req
1537. But the bell sounds,
and once again,Copy !req
1538. this little robot
has stunned the world!Copy !req
1539. We're done, Max!
He can't hear me.Copy !req
1540. This is murder.
We've had enough.Copy !req
1541. - I'm disabling the voice recognition.
- So what? He can't hear me!Copy !req
1542. - Yes, but he can see you!
- What?Copy !req
1543. I'm putting him in shadow mode.
Show him what to do.Copy !req
1544. Without the voice recognition,
he'll move even faster!Copy !req
1545. - No way. No way!
- Look at them. They are freaking out!Copy !req
1546. Rich girl is ripping him
a new one over there!Copy !req
1547. Do you know why?
Because they're scared.Copy !req
1548. Because Atom can do things
no other bot has ever done.Copy !req
1549. - But I can't do it!
- Yes, you can.Copy !req
1550. - I can't, I can't.
- Yes, you can.Copy !req
1551. Show him what to do.
You have to fight the last round.Copy !req
1552. - Don't ask me. Don't.
- Charlie... please.Copy !req
1553. I beg you.Copy !req
1554. Are you kidding me with those eyes?Copy !req
1555. - Damn it!
- Yes!Copy !req
1556. I can't believe I'm doing this.Copy !req
1557. I know you're in there! I'm not sure
if you're getting this or what,Copy !req
1558. but I know you're in there!Copy !req
1559. - Come on, Kenton. In or out?
- In. Give me a minute.Copy !req
1560. I know you can't hear me,
but you can see me, so watch me!Copy !req
1561. Watch... me.Copy !req
1562. - You know you're talking to a robot.
- I know. Shut up.Copy !req
1563. Watch me.Copy !req
1564. An epic battle
being waged here tonight,Copy !req
1565. as the fifth
and final round gets underway.Copy !req
1566. Come on, Atom!Copy !req
1567. Wait a second, Herb.
Are you seeing this?Copy !req
1568. Charlie Kenton
is shadowboxing just outside the ring!Copy !req
1569. Tim, it looks like Atom
has a shadow function.Copy !req
1570. So, basically,
that means Charlie KentonCopy !req
1571. is fighting the last round
of this fight against Zeus.Copy !req
1572. Well, I tell you what, it doesn't
seem to be much help,Copy !req
1573. because Atom is backed up
against the ropes again.Copy !req
1574. Charlie, help him! Fight back!Copy !req
1575. Not yet.Copy !req
1576. Tak Mashido supervising
personally as Zeus hammers down,Copy !req
1577. furiously trying
to end this thing once and for all.Copy !req
1578. I got to tell you,
folks, the champ looks tired.Copy !req
1579. This robot
seems to be running on empty.Copy !req
1580. I don't believe it.
Atom is taunting Zeus.Copy !req
1581. - Switch to turbo!
- He's actually asking for more.Copy !req
1582. Please do something!Copy !req
1583. - Not yet.
- That's right, Charlie. Not yet.Copy !req
1584. Nitrous pistons, now!Copy !req
1585. Charlie, he's not going
to last much longer!Copy !req
1586. - Fight back!
- Not yet.Copy !req
1587. Hang in there!Copy !req
1588. Atom is riddled
with the nitrous-fuelledCopy !req
1589. Gatling guns of Zeus's blows!Copy !req
1590. Atom! Atom!
Atom! Atom!Copy !req
1591. Wait him out,
wait him out! Not yet!Copy !req
1592. Zeus is slowing down!Copy !req
1593. Tim, the champ's power core
is clearly depleted.Copy !req
1594. Charlie, please!Copy !req
1595. - Hey, kid. Now.
- Now!Copy !req
1596. Get in there!
Don't let him breathe!Copy !req
1597. Knock that little bitch!
Bust him open!Copy !req
1598. Yeah! That's right!Copy !req
1599. Do something!Copy !req
1600. Move!Copy !req
1601. Override. Switching to manual.Copy !req
1602. In a shocking move,
Tak Mashido is manuallyCopy !req
1603. operating his robot personally!Copy !req
1604. Work the body! Get inside him!Copy !req
1605. Get him, Atom!Copy !req
1606. Look at this!
The champ is tryingCopy !req
1607. desperately to stay on his feet
but Kenton is relentless,Copy !req
1608. landing blow after blow
after blow to the body!Copy !req
1609. Left! Right! Left! Right!Copy !req
1610. A huge uppercut by Atom!Copy !req
1611. Zeus is down!Copy !req
1612. - Yeah!
- This little botCopy !req
1613. has dug deep here tonight
and shown something damn near heart!Copy !req
1614. One, two, three,Copy !req
1615. four, five, six, seven...Copy !req
1616. He's good!Copy !req
1617. Zeus gets to his feet.Copy !req
1618. But Kenton has
Atom on him again,Copy !req
1619. landing punch after punch!Copy !req
1620. Tak Mashido
and his super bot have no answer.Copy !req
1621. Zeus pins Atom's left arm,
but Kenton is undaunted!Copy !req
1622. It all comes down to this, folks!Copy !req
1623. Drop him, Charlie! Now!Copy !req
1624. Kenton
is about to drop the champ...Copy !req
1625. No! There's the bell!Copy !req
1626. Zeus is saved by the bell!Copy !req
1627. No!Copy !req
1628. Amazingly, Tim,
we will go to the judges' cards!Copy !req
1629. Now, go on.Copy !req
1630. Ladies and gentlemen,
after five rounds,Copy !req
1631. we go to the judges' scorecards.Copy !req
1632. Judge Number One
scores the fight 47-48.Copy !req
1633. Judge Number Two
scores the fight 48-46.Copy !req
1634. And Judge Number Three
scores the fight 47-46Copy !req
1635. for the winner
and still World Robot Boxing champion,Copy !req
1636. Zeus!Copy !req
1637. Farra... Farra...
Farra Lemkova...Copy !req
1638. you got way more
than you bargained for tonight.Copy !req
1639. Some would say
that your bot won the decisionCopy !req
1640. but lost the fight.Copy !req
1641. Oh, she looks pissed.Copy !req
1642. It took a little longer
than we thought,Copy !req
1643. but the result is as expected.Copy !req
1644. We won.Copy !req
1645. Zeus is still undefeated.Copy !req
1646. Tak... Tak Mashido... Tak...Copy !req
1647. Any comment on the absolutely
humiliating near lossCopy !req
1648. your bot suffered tonight?Copy !req
1649. - Nothing.
- No comment.Copy !req
1650. Max. Where's Max?Copy !req
1651. Max, let's go, go.Copy !req
1652. There he is. Max. Max.Copy !req
1653. They're already calling
your bot "the people's champion."Copy !req
1654. Yeah!Copy !req
1655. Max, what do you say to that?Copy !req
1656. People's champion?Copy !req
1657. Sounds pretty good to me.Copy !req
1658. Dad? Dad!Copy !req
1659. Max! Max! Max!Copy !req
1660. - Max!
- Dad!Copy !req
1661. Max... Max, I...Copy !req
1662. I really want you to know...Copy !req
1663. No, I need you to know.Copy !req
1664. Don't worry.Copy !req
1665. Your secret's safe with me.Copy !req
1666. Wait here. Wait here.Copy !req
1667. Up!Copy !req
1668. Yes!Copy !req
1669. Yeah!Copy !req
1670. - Yes!
- Yeah!Copy !req
1671. Yeah!Copy !req