1. Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.Copy !req
2. Esteemed citizens of Quartu,Copy !req
3. I stand before you a proud Blarg,Copy !req
4. for tonight, we will twist
the very fabric of reality.Copy !req
5. We will defy nature with reckless abandon.Copy !req
6. We have also broken 16 galactic
statutes and one star ordinance,Copy !req
7. so I shouldn't see
anything about this online!Copy !req
8. Beautifully worded, sir.Copy !req
9. Hmm.Copy !req
10. In just a few moments,Copy !req
11. we will unleash a weapon
so powerful that it will take...Copy !req
12. Stanley, are you seriously still
texting after what I just said?Copy !req
13. Victor? If you please.Copy !req
14. Uh...Copy !req
15. Mommy.Copy !req
16. Dialing Mother.Copy !req
17. Hello, Horkelberg residence!Copy !req
18. Hello? Who is this?Copy !req
19. Herman, it's that man again.
I hear heavy breathing and...Copy !req
20. Ew! And chewing!Copy !req
21. That's it. I'm calling the police.Copy !req
22. Does anyone else feel like texting? Hmm?Copy !req
23. Show of hands?Copy !req
24. - Anyone?
- Uh-uh.Copy !req
25. Very well.Copy !req
26. Commence deplanetization!Copy !req
27. Ready the Deplanetizer!Copy !req
28. Seriously?Copy !req
29. 496, 497, 498, 499, 500.Copy !req
30. Come on. Is that all you got?Copy !req
31. I need you to give me 2,000,010%.Copy !req
32. One and two and three and four.Copy !req
33. Remember, if you feel
the burn, that's good.Copy !req
34. If you smell the burn, that's bad.Copy !req
35. Three, two, one.Copy !req
36. Okay, let's dig deep.Copy !req
37. Don't quit on me now.Copy !req
38. Can you feel it? Huh? Huh?Copy !req
39. Can you feel the burn?Copy !req
40. Are you kidding? I'm on fire.Copy !req
41. I can take anything you can dish out,
so bring it on!Copy !req
42. Okay, 2,000 more.Copy !req
43. 2,000?Copy !req
44. One and two, three and four.Copy !req
45. No pain, no gain.Copy !req
46. And we'll be right back
after these messages!Copy !req
47. Okay, bots! Let's do this!Copy !req
48. And lunge! And lunge!Copy !req
49. Ranger Workout will be right back!Copy !req
50. Burn!Copy !req
51. Planet Tenemule is no more.Copy !req
52. What?Copy !req
53. Hello. Dallas Wannamaker here.Copy !req
54. Tonight at 5:00, another uninhabited planet
is destroyed without warning or cause,Copy !req
55. marking the fourth in recent memory
of our once-peaceful galaxy.Copy !req
56. As a result, the President has requestedCopy !req
57. our ever-vigilant Galactic Rangers
increase their numbersCopy !req
58. from four to five.Copy !req
59. Really? Just five? All right.Copy !req
60. And now a message from the man himself,
Captain Qwark.Copy !req
61. Space, a wondrous realm
full of adventure, and peril,Copy !req
62. and, uh, big-ness.Copy !req
63. Captain Qwark!Copy !req
64. The Solana Galaxy is our home,
and as many of you know,Copy !req
65. it's in a state of crisis.Copy !req
66. The Galactic Rangers are looking for a new
recruit to help with the investigation.Copy !req
67. So if you're a small-time nobody
in search of adventure,Copy !req
68. come on down to the spaceport
and see me, Captain Qwark!Copy !req
69. - Cue montage!
- Cue montage!Copy !req
70. Our next stop,
Planet Veldin's Kyzil Plateau!Copy !req
71. Kyzil Plateau?Copy !req
72. That's right!Copy !req
73. The Kyzil Plateau!Copy !req
74. Ranger tryouts.Copy !req
75. This is huge.Copy !req
76. Galactic Ranger! Grab some sky.Copy !req
77. Galactic Ranger, punk. Put 'em...Copy !req
78. Whoa!Copy !req
79. Ranger down!Copy !req
80. Mission accomplished.Copy !req
81. Hello?Copy !req
82. I'm here to pick up my ship?Copy !req
83. I'll be there in one minute.Copy !req
84. Ah!Copy !req
85. Give or take.Copy !req
86. Hello? Hello?Copy !req
87. Hello?Copy !req
88. Hmm?Copy !req
89. Are you ready to have your mind blown?Copy !req
90. Eh. No.Copy !req
91. Whoo-ho-ho! Yeah!Copy !req
92. I'll take that as a yes.Copy !req
93. Boom!Copy !req
94. Protolux afterburners,
full Gadgetron weapon package,Copy !req
95. and a high-intensity
mag-booster so powerful,Copy !req
96. it can pick up a paperclip
from two kilocubits away.Copy !req
97. I think there's been a mistake.Copy !req
98. I came in to get my ejector seat repaired.Copy !req
99. Why repair something
when you can improve it?Copy !req
100. Come on, have a seat.Copy !req
101. Now, let's fire up that mag-booster!Copy !req
102. - Oh!
- Pretty sweet, right?Copy !req
103. I guess, but why do I need it?Copy !req
104. Well, you could...Copy !req
105. I mean, you know, if you ever...Copy !req
106. You know, I don't know.Copy !req
107. Whoa!Copy !req
108. No worries, I can buff that out.Copy !req
109. Maybe we should just...Copy !req
110. Power this sucker down.Copy !req
111. Oh, boy.Copy !req
112. Look out! Hello! Watch it!Copy !req
113. Hey, I've been looking for that.Copy !req
114. Greetings, Cadet!Copy !req
115. - What was that sound?
- Nothing.Copy !req
116. - Unrelated question, is your seatbelt on?
- Uh...Copy !req
117. Hit the brakes! Hit the brakes!Copy !req
118. Those aren't the brakes!Copy !req
119. I'm too old to die!Copy !req
120. You've got to be kidding me.Copy !req
121. How did you get a license?Copy !req
122. Whoa!Copy !req
123. Can you hit the kill switch, please?Copy !req
124. The fish witch?Copy !req
125. The kill switch!Copy !req
126. - Eh...
- On the dash!Copy !req
127. The drill hatch on the dish!Copy !req
128. Hang on, I can fix this.Copy !req
129. Your tail's in my face!Copy !req
130. Hey, the view's no prettier
down here, pal!Copy !req
131. There's a wall!Copy !req
132. Oh, boy.Copy !req
133. Yes!Copy !req
134. Whoa!Copy !req
135. Phew!Copy !req
136. That was a close one, huh?Copy !req
137. I want a refund!Copy !req
138. Yeah, that is going to
show up on my midyear review.Copy !req
139. You seem especially brooding today, Victor.Copy !req
140. Come! I have just the thing
to brighten your day!Copy !req
141. Our next target!Copy !req
142. Look at these waterfalls, the fjords,Copy !req
143. the rolling hills of Corvoxian snodgrass!Copy !req
144. This is exactly what I need.Copy !req
145. But, sir, that entire region is heavily
patrolled by the Galactic Rangers!Copy !req
146. We will have this planet!Copy !req
147. And we will take it
by going on the offensive.Copy !req
148. Our forces will strike
at the Galactic Rangers firstCopy !req
149. and remove them
from the equation altogether.Copy !req
150. Wait. Real battle?Copy !req
151. Metal hand against hand.Copy !req
152. I trust this pleases you?Copy !req
153. Of course it pleases me,
but we don't have any forces!Copy !req
154. You let me worry about that.Copy !req
155. In two days' time,
the Galactic Rangers will be destroyedCopy !req
156. and I'll be able to
complete my masterpiece!Copy !req
157. How many times, Ratchet? How many?Copy !req
158. Come on, he's fine!Copy !req
159. He landed in a pile of ivy.Copy !req
160. Poison ivy.Copy !req
161. Look, you're a great mechanic, you got
a lot of heart, but you're careless.Copy !req
162. "Careless," it's such an ugly word.Copy !req
163. I prefer "carefree."Copy !req
164. Too soon? Yeah, it was too soon.Copy !req
165. I know things haven't been easy for you,Copy !req
166. but you can't keep acting out
like this when I have a shop to run.Copy !req
167. What's with you lately?Copy !req
168. I just feel like I'm supposed to do more.Copy !req
169. I've always dreamt
of being a Galactic Ranger,Copy !req
170. doing big things, like Captain Qwark!Copy !req
171. You want an old mechanic's advice?Copy !req
172. Dream smaller.
It leads to less disappointment.Copy !req
173. Please, Grim.Copy !req
174. I just need one hour off so I can go
to the spaceport for tryouts.Copy !req
175. You promised you'd help me give proton
scrubs to every ship on the plateau!Copy !req
176. It's almost summer.
These people depend on us!Copy !req
177. First off, it's always summer.
We live in a desert.Copy !req
178. And second, that promise
is still in effect!Copy !req
179. It's a 100% valid promise,
and you can redeem it in one hour.Copy !req
180. Yes! You! You are a great friend, Grim.Copy !req
181. Don't let anyone tell you different.Copy !req
182. I'll be back before you know it!Copy !req
183. You're the best boss in the galaxy!Copy !req
184. An inspiration to us all!
Don't ever change!Copy !req
185. I'm okay!Copy !req
186. Ladies and gentlemen,Copy !req
187. get on your feet, put your hands together,Copy !req
188. and give a big Planet Veldin welcomeCopy !req
189. to your Galactic Rangers!Copy !req
190. First up, she'll shoot first and ask
questions when she's good and ready.Copy !req
191. Cora Veralux!Copy !req
192. You loved him in Grapplemania,
you'll love him more as a Galactic Ranger.Copy !req
193. Get ready to feel the pain
of Brax "The Brute" Lectrus!Copy !req
194. Yeah, baby!Copy !req
195. And finally,Copy !req
196. ladies and gentlemen,
the savior of Solana,Copy !req
197. Captain Qwark!Copy !req
198. Hello, Veldin!Copy !req
199. Hello, Captain!Copy !req
200. He's on fire again.Copy !req
201. I know.Copy !req
202. My name is Copernicus Qwark, and yes,Copy !req
203. that was an impressive wall
of fire I just walked past.Copy !req
204. I'm going to be real
with you folks for a moment.Copy !req
205. When President Phyronix
recommended I take on a new ranger,Copy !req
206. I knew just where to go.Copy !req
207. That's right, we want you!Copy !req
208. Yeah!Copy !req
209. The galaxy is a perilous place.Copy !req
210. Invasion, space pirates, supernovas!Copy !req
211. I know what you're thinking,
"Do I have what it takes?"Copy !req
212. After all, you may not have
prevented Dr. NefariousCopy !req
213. from atomizing Aleero City.Copy !req
214. You may not have stopped Neftin ProgCopy !req
215. from rendering the entire population
of Aridia color-blind!Copy !req
216. Twice!Copy !req
217. After all, you may not have this
chiseled jaw or godlike pectoral region,Copy !req
218. but if you have heart,
then you have what it takes.Copy !req
219. You don't have what it takes.Copy !req
220. But I have heart.Copy !req
221. Yes, but unfortunately
that heart is encasedCopy !req
222. in a weak, muscleless
mass of inexperience.Copy !req
223. Plus, there's your history to consider.Copy !req
224. You got a long line of citations here.Copy !req
225. Possession of an illegal
gravity repulsor...Copy !req
226. Oh, that was a misunderstanding.Copy !req
227. I thought that space pirate
was on the level!Copy !req
228. Operation of a black-market accelerator.Copy !req
229. "Operation" is a strong word.Copy !req
230. It blew up as soon as I turned it on!Copy !req
231. Willful disruption
of the space-time continuum?Copy !req
232. That is a funny story.Copy !req
233. You're reckless, you're a loose cannon,
and you're dangerous.Copy !req
234. That's my shtick.Copy !req
235. Wait! Just give me a chance!Copy !req
236. Sorry, no time! Galaxy in jeopardy!Copy !req
237. Get back out there, and remember,
you can do anything...Copy !req
238. As long as you're me. Next!Copy !req
239. I have no less than three lethal katasCopy !req
240. I would like to demonstrate for you today.Copy !req
241. Get me out of these tiny blue-neck towns.Copy !req
242. Dr. Nefarious!Copy !req
243. The mad scientist who made
all of this possible!Copy !req
244. "Mad" suggests cognitive impairment.Copy !req
245. I'm more of a vengeful scientist.Copy !req
246. I trust you're here to meet the troops.Copy !req
247. Three hundred sentient warbots,Copy !req
248. built using the finest raritanium
in the galaxy,Copy !req
249. and programmed to assassinate
the Galactic Rangers.Copy !req
250. Proton-powered, rust-proof,
and laser-guided.Copy !req
251. Each of these perfect creationsCopy !req
252. is an efficient,
remorseless killing machine.Copy !req
253. Remorseless killing machine...Copy !req
254. Makes me want to have children of my own.Copy !req
255. But will they get the job done?Copy !req
256. I'd hate to have to send you
back where I found you.Copy !req
257. State your prime objective.Copy !req
258. Prime objective, destroy Galactic Rangers.Copy !req
259. Inspection complete. Weapon issued.Copy !req
260. My warbots know every offensive
tactic in the Ranger handbook.Copy !req
261. They won't just kill the Rangers...Copy !req
262. Target acquired.Copy !req
263. They'll annihilate them!Copy !req
264. Nice. They killed the lights, too.Copy !req
265. Burn.Copy !req
266. Repairbot!Copy !req
267. - Ah!
- Now we're talking.Copy !req
268. Target acquired.Copy !req
269. Oh, my...Copy !req
270. State your prime objective.Copy !req
271. Destroy Galactic Rangers.Copy !req
272. State your prime objective.Copy !req
273. Destroy Galactic Rangers.Copy !req
274. State your prime...Copy !req
275. Hmm...Copy !req
276. Hello.Copy !req
277. Defect detected.Copy !req
278. Preparing for immediate
destruction in three, two...Copy !req
279. Hey! Wait!Copy !req
280. Oh, a defect!Copy !req
281. Go play, Victor.Copy !req
282. No...Copy !req
283. Ahh!Copy !req
284. I'm coming for you, defect!Copy !req
285. Oh! Ooh!Copy !req
286. Hmm.Copy !req
287. Defect!Copy !req
288. Computer, set coordinates
for the Galactic Ranger home base.Copy !req
289. Destination set.Copy !req
290. We will never make it, but,
hey, what are you gonna do?Copy !req
291. Oh, dear.Copy !req
292. Sayonara, amigo.Copy !req
293. Ratchet...Copy !req
294. So, you're off to save the galaxy.Copy !req
295. Turns out you were right.
I should dream smaller.Copy !req
296. I'll never be a Ranger.Copy !req
297. What?Copy !req
298. Whoa!Copy !req
299. Danger detected. Danger detected.Copy !req
300. I told you we'd never make it,
but did you listen to me? No.Copy !req
301. Hello?Copy !req
302. Anyone in there? Whoa!Copy !req
303. Prepare for imminent death.Copy !req
304. There's got to be
a better way to say that.Copy !req
305. Sorry.Copy !req
306. Prepare for imminent death. How's that?Copy !req
307. Five, four, three, two, one...Copy !req
308. No vector shell damage.
Sister board appears to be intact.Copy !req
309. Ah!Copy !req
310. I must get to Aleero City!Copy !req
311. They are in danger!Copy !req
312. Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Hey, who's in danger?Copy !req
313. An army is coming. I must warn them!Copy !req
314. Hang on, slow down.
You've been in a crash.Copy !req
315. What do you say we get you
back to my garage?Copy !req
316. I'll run a diagnostic
and have you fixed up in no time.Copy !req
317. Thank you. I appreciate the assistance.Copy !req
318. It's no problem. So what do I call you?Copy !req
319. I suppose my proper designation
is Warbot Defect B5429...Copy !req
320. Maybe I'll just call you Clank.Copy !req
321. My name's Ratchet.Copy !req
322. Uh...Copy !req
323. Up and down.Copy !req
324. Yeah, there you go. You're a natural.Copy !req
325. Okay, that's enough.Copy !req
326. Or just keep shaking. That's cool, too.Copy !req
327. Almost got it.Copy !req
328. And... There!Copy !req
329. How do you feel?Copy !req
330. Fully operational.Copy !req
331. Sweet.Copy !req
332. So, what are you doing
all the way out here in the sticks?Copy !req
333. I am on a mission of galactic importance.Copy !req
334. "Galactic importance"?Copy !req
335. Okay. Oh, boy.
You must have ruptured your CPU.Copy !req
336. How many fingers am I holding up?Copy !req
337. Uh... Two. But I fail to see
the relevance of the question.Copy !req
338. Chairman Drek has
built an army of warbots.Copy !req
339. They're going to assassinate
the Galactic Rangers tomorrow.Copy !req
340. Oh! That kind of galactic importance!Copy !req
341. Well, why didn't you say so?
I can totally help!Copy !req
342. Oh, I could not ask a civilian to get
involved in something so dangerous.Copy !req
343. Well... No, I'm not just a civilian.Copy !req
344. The Rangers are actually my friends!Copy !req
345. Why do you think I have
so many pictures of them?Copy !req
346. But why are you not in any of them?Copy !req
347. Well, someone had to
take the picture, right?Copy !req
348. I mean, come on. I even have a ship.Copy !req
349. It disassembles so it can
infiltrate enemy strongholds.Copy !req
350. So, what do you say?Copy !req
351. I understand what the President wants,Copy !req
352. but what are the odds of actually finding
a qualified Ranger way out in the boonies?Copy !req
353. After all, there's nothing
the three of us can't handle...Copy !req
354. Oh!Copy !req
355. I am your biggest fan.Copy !req
356. It's touching me. Get it off. Get it off!Copy !req
357. Move it! Move it! We've got hostiles!
We've got hostiles!Copy !req
358. Go! Go! Go!Copy !req
359. Enemy warship! Take cover, citizen!Copy !req
360. I love you!Copy !req
361. Target acquired.Copy !req
362. Hmm...Copy !req
363. Hmm.Copy !req
364. Hmm?Copy !req
365. - What?
- Apologies.Copy !req
366. I have not been able to locate
your species in my database.Copy !req
367. I get that a lot.
There aren't many of us left.Copy !req
368. Not in this galaxy, anyway.Copy !req
369. I'm a Lombax.Copy !req
370. A Lombax?Copy !req
371. Fascinating.Copy !req
372. Yeah. I crashed on Veldin
when I was just a baby.Copy !req
373. No note, no message, no name...Copy !req
374. Kinda like you.Copy !req
375. Approaching destination.Copy !req
376. Whoa!Copy !req
377. Aleero City!Copy !req
378. Yes, it certainly is.Copy !req
379. No way!Copy !req
380. It is the invasion. We are too late.Copy !req
381. Target acquired.Copy !req
382. You knocked on the wrong door, hombre.Copy !req
383. How was that? Did that sound cool?Copy !req
384. Oh, boy.Copy !req
385. Target...Copy !req
386. Target acquired.Copy !req
387. Target...Copy !req
388. Target...Copy !req
389. - Brax to the max!
- Max!Copy !req
390. Awesome!Copy !req
391. Fire!Copy !req
392. Bring me the captain's head,
or I'll take yours as a replacement.Copy !req
393. Wilhelm!Copy !req
394. I got these guys.Copy !req
395. Welcome to the Hall of Heroes...Copy !req
396. Oops. I must've forgotten
to install the targeting software.Copy !req
397. Here, take the controls for a sec.Copy !req
398. Oh. I... Um...Copy !req
399. Ow! Hey! What's going on up there?Copy !req
400. Well, unfortunately
my piloting skills are,Copy !req
401. shall we say, slightly underdeveloped.Copy !req
402. Yeah, I think we can
definitely agree on that.Copy !req
403. - Whoa!
- You maniac!Copy !req
404. Ratchet, we are clearly
not prepared for this.Copy !req
405. We should have contacted the Rangers
to warn them of the attack.Copy !req
406. Yeah, like they'd know who we are.Copy !req
407. But you said they were your friends.Copy !req
408. What?Copy !req
409. I think you're quoting me out of context.Copy !req
410. The Rangers are actually my friends!Copy !req
411. Do you record everything I say?Copy !req
412. Do you record everything I say?Copy !req
413. We're going down!Copy !req
414. Your sense of direction is impeccable.Copy !req
415. I can fix this!Copy !req
416. That was awesome!Copy !req
417. Finish them!Copy !req
418. Ratchet, I believe I may have an idea.Copy !req
419. Your weapon package
includes a mag-booster.Copy !req
420. I am rewriting the software to isolate the
raritanium alloy used to manufacture us.Copy !req
421. Great idea, Clank!Copy !req
422. Bring it on!Copy !req
423. There's too many of them!Copy !req
424. Hold steady, Rangers!Copy !req
425. Prepare to die, Galactic losers!Copy !req
426. Come on, come on!Copy !req
427. Executing command, and engage mag-booster.Copy !req
428. Is it working?Copy !req
429. Oh!Copy !req
430. I do believe it is.Copy !req
431. Target acquired.Copy !req
432. Huh?Copy !req
433. No way.Copy !req
434. - Yeah!
- Oh, yes.Copy !req
435. You're getting this, right?Copy !req
436. Two civilians are saving the city!Copy !req
437. There are 300 heavily
armed warbots gaining on us!Copy !req
438. I know! Isn't it great?Copy !req
439. Get ready to return to sender!Copy !req
440. Terminating mag-booster on my mark!Copy !req
441. Three, two, one...Copy !req
442. Mark!Copy !req
443. No, no...Copy !req
444. No!Copy !req
445. What happened?Copy !req
446. You got to be kidding me!Copy !req
447. Get out.Copy !req
448. Taxi!Copy !req
449. Ah!Copy !req
450. Hmm?Copy !req
451. All right, everyone, let's give
these heroes some breathing room.Copy !req
452. I'm happy to field all questions
on their behalf.Copy !req
453. Captain Qwark!
Juanita Alvaro, HoloVid Nightly.Copy !req
454. The Blarg have been underground
for over 50 years.Copy !req
455. Could their return be linked
to the destroyed planets?Copy !req
456. I think that's being a little alarmist,
don't you, Juanita?Copy !req
457. Begging your pardon, Captain,
but Drek is responsible.Copy !req
458. And his attack today proves
that he is only getting started.Copy !req
459. Now, now! We must all stay calm.
Everything is under control.Copy !req
460. Captain Qwark! Dallas Wannamaker here.Copy !req
461. Does that mean you'll be asking
these two heroes to join the Rangers?Copy !req
462. Say what now?Copy !req
463. Well, I...Copy !req
464. I... Well, I...Copy !req
465. I don't see why not.Copy !req
466. You heard it here, folks!Copy !req
467. The search for a new
Galactic Ranger is over!Copy !req
468. Aleero City will never forget
the day it was saved by a...Copy !req
469. A cat thingy.Copy !req
470. How did this happen?Copy !req
471. Someone explain it to me! You!Copy !req
472. You're supposed to
understand how they think!Copy !req
473. How did you not see this coming?Copy !req
474. And Victor!Copy !req
475. Do you know how many candidates
you beat out for your position?Copy !req
476. I could have hired the Zeezils Brothers!Copy !req
477. It's enough to make me
want to vaporize someone!Copy !req
478. We're putting our project on hold.Copy !req
479. I'm ordering all remaining warbots to the
Deplanetizer until the heat dies down.Copy !req
480. Before we make any rash decisions,Copy !req
481. I wonder if you'd permit me
to troubleshoot this for you.Copy !req
482. Go on.Copy !req
483. Our question is simple.Copy !req
484. How do you destroy a team of heroes?Copy !req
485. Whoa! Whoa! Well, lots of ways, really.Copy !req
486. Chains, knives, guns, an enormous rock?Copy !req
487. Rock...Copy !req
488. The answer is "from within!"Copy !req
489. If we continue to fight them with muscle,
we'll lose every time.Copy !req
490. But if we turn one of
their own against them...Copy !req
491. Of course, we'd need a weak link.Copy !req
492. A sad simpleton who'd believe
whatever we tell him.Copy !req
493. A corruptible moron.Copy !req
494. But who?Copy !req
495. Who?Copy !req
496. Who?Copy !req
497. Hmm.Copy !req
498. Ah!Copy !req
499. I'm getting an idea, boys!Copy !req
500. You're a genius, sir.Copy !req
501. I know. I know!Copy !req
502. Our training program
usually lasts a full year,Copy !req
503. but we've been cleared to attack
Drek Industries in three days.Copy !req
504. That means you two are getting
the accelerated course.Copy !req
505. We're going to be trained by Brax Lectrus?Copy !req
506. The guy's a legend!Copy !req
507. I do not suppose you offer
introductory courses in aviation?Copy !req
508. - No offense, little guy...
- "To the max!"Copy !req
509. but I don't think
flying's really your thing.Copy !req
510. Captain Qwark suggested we put you
in a position a little less...Copy !req
511. Dangerous?Copy !req
512. Whoa!Copy !req
513. Ha! That's right, LivesAtHome472.Copy !req
514. What's the matter?
Don't like getting your butt kicked?Copy !req
515. What are you going to do,
cry to your mommy?Copy !req
516. Wait, are you really crying?Copy !req
517. Hey, Elaris.Copy !req
518. Hi, Brax! Is that my new assistant?Copy !req
519. Greetings. Your office is most, uh...Copy !req
520. Impressive.Copy !req
521. Elaris here is in charge of developing
our gear and providing tactical support.Copy !req
522. Usually it's the former.Copy !req
523. The Rangers are
the shoot-first-think-later type.Copy !req
524. I'm sorry. I didn't
mean to sound like that.Copy !req
525. Like what now?Copy !req
526. Come on. I'll show you around.Copy !req
527. Let's go, Cadet.
Time to make you a Ranger.Copy !req
528. So, this is the...Copy !req
529. Got to keep an eye on them.
Oh. And over here, over here...Copy !req
530. I'll see you in a bit!Copy !req
531. We're going to have so much fun!Copy !req
532. Well, good luck.Copy !req
533. Welcome, Cadet!Copy !req
534. Let's get you into your new protosuit.Copy !req
535. Your protosuit is the most advanced
combat armor on the market.Copy !req
536. And it comes in
all the latest fall colors!Copy !req
537. Sweet.Copy !req
538. A neural sensor in your helmet
reads your thoughtsCopy !req
539. and telequips the desired
weapon into your hands.Copy !req
540. Try equipping your Combuster.Copy !req
541. There you go.Copy !req
542. Combuster equipped.Copy !req
543. Wicked.Copy !req
544. The Combuster is the backbone
of the Rangers' arsenal,Copy !req
545. allowing you to hit targets
in a short to medium range.Copy !req
546. Whoa!Copy !req
547. This is embarrassing.Copy !req
548. The Alpha Disruptor
fires a deadly stream of plasma,Copy !req
549. allowing you to hit
multiple targets at once.Copy !req
550. - Whoa!
- See? He's got it.Copy !req
551. Sort of.Copy !req
552. This little baby's the Negotiator.Copy !req
553. Fires multiple long-range,
high-impact rockets.Copy !req
554. Great versus heavy armor.Copy !req
555. Buzz Blades!Copy !req
556. Hey, hey, hey! No, no, no!Copy !req
557. Whoa!Copy !req
558. The Warmonger.Copy !req
559. Ah!Copy !req
560. I dunno. The Spiral of Death?Copy !req
561. Whoa!Copy !req
562. Fusion Grenade?Copy !req
563. - Wow.
- Dude.Copy !req
564. How am I doing?Copy !req
565. So this is really your office?Copy !req
566. Eh. Budget cutbacks.Copy !req
567. I don't mind it as much as
the last guy who had this job.Copy !req
568. Dr. Nefarious.Copy !req
569. Drove him crazy.Copy !req
570. Literally. He turned evil.Copy !req
571. Oh. But don't worry.
It won't happen to me.Copy !req
572. Hmm.Copy !req
573. That's strange.Copy !req
574. What is it?Copy !req
575. I'm running a simulationCopy !req
576. based on the fragments we located
from each destroyed planet.Copy !req
577. Each one is missing a famous landmass.Copy !req
578. Well, perhaps the pieces
are still out there.Copy !req
579. There is a lot of space in space.Copy !req
580. I guess.Copy !req
581. But it's worth bringing up to the captain,
don't you think?Copy !req
582. - Out of the way!
- Hey!Copy !req
583. Watch out! Heads up!Copy !req
584. Coming through!Copy !req
585. Whoa!Copy !req
586. Just relax! Everyone, stay calm!Copy !req
587. Something epic is happening!Copy !req
588. Pretty cool, huh, Clank?Copy !req
589. That's the stuff.Copy !req
590. Flying in the air like a majestic bird,Copy !req
591. a majestic bird who knows
every fighting style.Copy !req
592. Watch the master.Copy !req
593. Captain, Elaris and I...Copy !req
594. - Can't talk.
- ... have some information.Copy !req
595. Doing a flyby.Copy !req
596. Sir! If you could come down and speak
to us for three minutes...Copy !req
597. And there are the sprinklers.Copy !req
598. But, hey, good news!Copy !req
599. You already have a mop, huh?Copy !req
600. So, there's that.Copy !req
601. Please! If we could have just a minute
to discuss our findings.Copy !req
602. The only thing I'm interested in finding
is the Hall of Heroes cafeteria.Copy !req
603. Let's go, Cadet. It's three floors up
and it's meatloaf day!Copy !req
604. Meatloaf!Copy !req
605. Do they always treat you so poorly?Copy !req
606. Oh! No!Copy !req
607. Yes.Copy !req
608. The new Galactic
Ranger Ratchet action figure!Copy !req
609. There he is!Copy !req
610. Guys, it's Ratchet!Copy !req
611. Hey-hey!Copy !req
612. Ratchet, we love you!Copy !req
613. Boy, for a big city,
the people here sure are friendly.Copy !req
614. And rather loud. Oh!Copy !req
615. Sorry! Thought you were a trash can!Copy !req
616. Indeed.Copy !req
617. Wow. Look at that.Copy !req
618. What do you know, Clank? I'm famous.Copy !req
619. Yes. Though I am sure it is exciting,
my cultural database showsCopy !req
620. that fame is highly overrated
and ultimately not rewarding.Copy !req
621. Would you agree?Copy !req
622. Oh, totally. Way overrated.Copy !req
623. Hey, do you think
they'll name a street after me?Copy !req
624. Or a cologne?Copy !req
625. "Ratchet. Smell like a hero."Copy !req
626. There he is!Copy !req
627. Can I smell you?Copy !req
628. Easy, now. There's no rush.Copy !req
629. Believe me, I could do this all day.Copy !req
630. Uh?Copy !req
631. Sorry, folks, but, unfortunately,
we don't have time for this nonsense.Copy !req
632. I'm about to reveal my awesome plan
for the attack on Drek Industries,Copy !req
633. unless, of course,
anyone would like my autograph.Copy !req
634. Good, because we don't have time.Copy !req
635. You the man, Ratchet!Copy !req
636. I love you all!Copy !req
637. He's taller in person!Copy !req
638. Hmm.Copy !req
639. All right, Rangers,
our plan of attack is simple.Copy !req
640. HALO drop into Skorg City,
fire a whole mess o' bullets,Copy !req
641. and take Drek into custody so we
can be home in time for waffles.Copy !req
642. - Mmm-hmm.
- Yeah! Yeah, waffles!Copy !req
643. Oh, that's good.Copy !req
644. Wait, that's our plan?Copy !req
645. Yes, it is.Copy !req
646. Pardon me, Captain,
but Chairman Drek is cunning.Copy !req
647. He will be prepared for our assault.Copy !req
648. Look, I think it is beyond adorable
that you decided to do all this homework.Copy !req
649. But big heroes do big things.Copy !req
650. Each second we waste talking is a second
Drek could use to destroy another planet.Copy !req
651. But wouldn't it be worth taking
five minutes to review our plan?Copy !req
652. We have holoschematics...Copy !req
653. Does anyone else feel like we
should have shot something by now?Copy !req
654. Because it really feels like we
should have shot something by now.Copy !req
655. Thank you!Copy !req
656. Let's take a vote.Copy !req
657. All those in favor of
kicking in Drek's front doorCopy !req
658. with a massive arsenal and restoring
peace to a galaxy in turmoil, say "Aye."Copy !req
659. Aye!Copy !req
660. All those in favor of nerding it up here
with some pie charts, say "Nay."Copy !req
661. - Nay.
- Motion passes.Copy !req
662. We assault Drek Industries tonight!Copy !req
663. Lock and load, Rangers!Copy !req
664. Suit up and rally in the aft airlock.Copy !req
665. Although I am happy to help
with the mission in any capacity,Copy !req
666. I find this arrangement
slightly embarrassing.Copy !req
667. I'm sorry, but you're the only one
who's been inside Drek's warbot factory.Copy !req
668. Besides, this is the best way
for you to keep up.Copy !req
669. Whoa!Copy !req
670. Nice backpack.Copy !req
671. Remember, your thrusters
are powered by Ratchet's suit,Copy !req
672. so don't try any solo flights. Okay?Copy !req
673. I shall endeavor to...Copy !req
674. He's in good hands, Elaris.Copy !req
675. You sure you want to take
the, uh, extra baggage?Copy !req
676. No offense, but we're dropping
straight into a cauldron.Copy !req
677. And do you know
what's inside that cauldron?Copy !req
678. - Is it danger?
- It's...Copy !req
679. Yes, it's danger.Copy !req
680. Let's roll!Copy !req
681. All right, team. Let's bring it in.Copy !req
682. Remember, our target is Chairman Drek!Copy !req
683. Ready, Rangers?Copy !req
684. On the count of three.Copy !req
685. Three!Copy !req
686. Keep up, rookie!Copy !req
687. All right, pal, you ready?Copy !req
688. Well, I...Copy !req
689. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
690. Yeah!Copy !req
691. Yeah!Copy !req
692. Yeah!Copy !req
693. Whoo!Copy !req
694. Ah!Copy !req
695. I'm in. Any sign of Drek?Copy !req
696. Negative.Copy !req
697. Place looks deserted.Copy !req
698. My internal coordinates system
indicates a right turn up ahead.Copy !req
699. Eh. My gut says this way, Clank.Copy !req
700. Glad you're getting in touch with your
feelings, newbie, but we're turning right.Copy !req
701. Because?Copy !req
702. Because I'm your senior Ranger
and I say so. That's why.Copy !req
703. Okay! Okay.Copy !req
704. Yeesh! Cranky.Copy !req
705. - What's that?
- Huh? Oh.Copy !req
706. I said, "thank ye" for
those words of wisdom.Copy !req
707. Good save.Copy !req
708. This feels too easy.Copy !req
709. Why was there no alarm?Copy !req
710. It is strange.Copy !req
711. Everyone, stay sharp.Copy !req
712. Initiate Phase One.Copy !req
713. Let's scatter the cockroaches.Copy !req
714. Just push the button, Zed!Copy !req
715. Yoo-hoo!Copy !req
716. Zurkon, zurkon.Copy !req
717. Zurkon, zurkon.Copy !req
718. Zurkon, zurkon, zurkon...Copy !req
719. Anyone hear that?Copy !req
720. Zurkon, zurkon, zurkon.Copy !req
721. Engaging motion scan.Copy !req
722. I'm getting something.Copy !req
723. Yeah.Copy !req
724. Me, too.Copy !req
725. Zurkon, zurkon, zurkon.Copy !req
726. Zurkon, zurkon, zurkon...Copy !req
727. Huh?Copy !req
728. Yoo-hoo!Copy !req
729. Zurkons!Copy !req
730. Mr. Zurkon is looking to kill you!Copy !req
731. Yoo-hoo!Copy !req
732. Boom, baby!Copy !req
733. Yoo-hoo!Copy !req
734. Yoo-hoo!Copy !req
735. Yeah!Copy !req
736. Three-time galactic champ up in here!Copy !req
737. Ranger identified. Terminate!Copy !req
738. What's a Zurkon?Copy !req
739. Robotic bodyguards.
They protect whoever deploys them.Copy !req
740. Mr. Zurkon has you now.Copy !req
741. - Zurkon hates Galactic Rangers!
- Heads up!Copy !req
742. Whoa!Copy !req
743. Yoo-hoo!Copy !req
744. Nice shot. Do that again,
and I'll shoot you myself.Copy !req
745. What is this place?Copy !req
746. Huh.Copy !req
747. If I may...Copy !req
748. Hmm.Copy !req
749. Yoo-hoo!Copy !req
750. Stupid Ranger. Time to die!Copy !req
751. Mr. Zurkon delivers a symphony of pain!Copy !req
752. Don't move.Copy !req
753. I'm listening.Copy !req
754. Captain Qwark.Copy !req
755. I've been watching you
these past few days,Copy !req
756. and I think it's simply dreadful what...Copy !req
757. - Zed!
- Sorry.Copy !req
758. Simply dreadful what
Ratchet has done to you.Copy !req
759. He's made people
forget who the real hero is.Copy !req
760. All you wanted to do was protect
the galaxy, and how do they repay you?Copy !req
761. By dropping you for some...
Well, I don't even know what he is!Copy !req
762. Even if that were true, I could
never betray the citizens of Solana.Copy !req
763. My friend, betraying them is how
you get them to love you.Copy !req
764. Allow me to introduce you to my personal
team of Blargian PR professionals.Copy !req
765. Lads, tell him how we work our magic!Copy !req
766. As far as I can see,
you're the victim here.Copy !req
767. That Lombax pushed you to do this.Copy !req
768. He did?Copy !req
769. You were desperate,
emotionally scarred, depressed, even!Copy !req
770. You didn't know what you were doing.Copy !req
771. The betrayal was a cry for help.Copy !req
772. - It was?
- It will be!Copy !req
773. A tell-all book,
a few guest appearances...Copy !req
774. A holo-film.Copy !req
775. No! A trilogy!Copy !req
776. In six months' time, you won't
just be Captain Qwark the hero...Copy !req
777. You'll be Captain Qwark the survivor. Huh?Copy !req
778. No one needs to get hurt, Captain.Copy !req
779. We can evacuate the planetCopy !req
780. and give these people a new place to live,
a better place to live.Copy !req
781. Do we have a deal?Copy !req
782. Huh?Copy !req
783. Hmm.Copy !req
784. Fascinating.Copy !req
785. These are plans for something
called a "Deplanetizer."Copy !req
786. Deplanetizer?Copy !req
787. Why would Drek be destroying planets?Copy !req
788. Not destroy.Copy !req
789. It seems that Drek is trying
to build the perfect planet.Copy !req
790. Come on, let's move out!Copy !req
791. Hey! Wait for me!Copy !req
792. Wait! Wait!Copy !req
793. Sorry, Zed!Copy !req
794. I'll write you an excellent
letter of recommendation!Copy !req
795. You don't even have my email!Copy !req
796. It's Spacegangsta_72@Zed.com!Copy !req
797. Oh!Copy !req
798. Hi.Copy !req
799. Um...Copy !req
800. Before you start in
with the, um, questioning,Copy !req
801. it's important you understand
that I am faithful to my employer.Copy !req
802. And that's how I found out
I was lactose intolerant,Copy !req
803. though I think the parakeet
would've died anyway,Copy !req
804. because he was always flying
into the window, which is...Copy !req
805. She wouldn't drop him, would she?Copy !req
806. Maybe.Copy !req
807. When I said, "Tell us everything."
I meant Drek's target list.Copy !req
808. Now, out with it!Copy !req
809. Probably.Copy !req
810. I would be more than happy to
supply you with the target list,Copy !req
811. but, unfortunately, I signed a legally
binding non-disclosure agreement.Copy !req
812. I want the rest of his targets.Copy !req
813. - Now!
- Please.Copy !req
814. This was supposed to be a temp job
until I got my singing career on track.Copy !req
815. Okay, okay!Copy !req
816. Novalis.Copy !req
817. He wants Novalis.Copy !req
818. Novalis?Copy !req
819. Novalis is populated.Copy !req
820. Yes, 43,618,924 people, to be exact.Copy !req
821. The Schnorkelsons had twins this morning.Copy !req
822. We've got to move.Copy !req
823. Hey! Captain Qwark! Buddy!Copy !req
824. Remember me?Copy !req
825. From Drek's office?
Where you signed that contract and...Copy !req
826. Shh!Copy !req
827. Not the face!Copy !req
828. Dear Diary... I mean, journal. Yes.Copy !req
829. Dear Journal, I've been
having the mood swings again.Copy !req
830. One minute, I'm laughing hysterically.Copy !req
831. The next minute, I'm laughing maniacally.Copy !req
832. I guess it's because everything
is going exactly according to plan.Copy !req
833. Soon, I'll be long gone,Copy !req
834. and the entire solar system
will be nothingCopy !req
835. but a giant cloud of dust and gas.Copy !req
836. Excuse me, Doctor.Copy !req
837. Chairman Drek would like to see you.Copy !req
838. How long have you been standing there?Copy !req
839. I came in during the part
about dust and gas?Copy !req
840. It's my dietary journal.Copy !req
841. I keep a very strict record of everything
I eat and which foods give me...Copy !req
842. Dust and gas?Copy !req
843. Exactly.Copy !req
844. Cool.Copy !req
845. General Qwark moves into position.Copy !req
846. Ooh.Copy !req
847. Cleverly, he deactivates the weapons
system, and the crowd goes wild.Copy !req
848. Yeah! Yeah! Qwark is the best! Yeah!Copy !req
849. Novalis Control, evac shuttle
convoy 262 departing orbit.Copy !req
850. Evacuation 82% complete.Copy !req
851. Fighters ready to rock.
So what's the plan, Captain?Copy !req
852. Uh? Oh... The plan?Copy !req
853. Yes. Here's what
we're going to do, Rangers.Copy !req
854. I'll go in first and try to reason
with this Drek character,Copy !req
855. see if we can talk this out, mano-a-mano.Copy !req
856. Talk? I don't follow, sir.Copy !req
857. Sir, he's blown up five planets already!Copy !req
858. I think we're done talking.Copy !req
859. Captain, if we can just take 30 seconds,
I think I have an idea.Copy !req
860. Sure. Go ahead.Copy !req
861. Well, I was looking at the schematics
of the Deplanetizer...Copy !req
862. - Yeah.
- ... and it occurred to me...Copy !req
863. And mute.Copy !req
864. I'm going in.Copy !req
865. Captain, wait! Back-up is on the way!
We should...Copy !req
866. Hostile ship on approach, sir.Copy !req
867. Should we fire proton cannons?Copy !req
868. Not yet.Copy !req
869. I've got a shiny new puppet down there,
and I'm about to put on a show.Copy !req
870. "Starting secret mission.Copy !req
871. "Hero work ain't easy.Copy !req
872. "#Humblebrag, #Killinglt,Copy !req
873. "#NoFilter, #NotAMole."Copy !req
874. - Ah!
- I'm not a sellout!Copy !req
875. Captain Qwark!Copy !req
876. You performed marvelously.Copy !req
877. Be honest, are you a professional actor?Copy !req
878. Well, I did dabble in my share
of theater back in grade school.Copy !req
879. Every year, I'd play the dad...Copy !req
880. Yes, an enthralling saga I'd love to hear!Copy !req
881. But first, you've disabled
the weapons systemCopy !req
882. on the Rangers' fleet, right?Copy !req
883. Oh, just as a safety precaution, mind you.Copy !req
884. We wouldn't want a tense situation
to escalate out of control.Copy !req
885. Of course, we wouldn't want that.Copy !req
886. And I have your word that my team
isn't going to get hurt, right?Copy !req
887. Oh, my dear captain!Copy !req
888. Where's the trust?Copy !req
889. Destroy them all.Copy !req
890. Contact! Contact!Copy !req
891. All units, engage.Copy !req
892. Error. Error. Weapons system compromised.Copy !req
893. Cannons! Missiles!Copy !req
894. Weapon systems are negative
across the board!Copy !req
895. Same here! I got nothing!Copy !req
896. We've been sabotaged. Rangers, fall back!Copy !req
897. Break off! Break off!Copy !req
898. The Rangers are retreating, sir.Copy !req
899. Brilliant.Copy !req
900. Hmm.Copy !req
901. Get me a holo-scan of that ship.Copy !req
902. Right away, sir.Copy !req
903. Well, lookee-lookee.Copy !req
904. What have we here?Copy !req
905. The defect.Copy !req
906. Ah, yes, the one that got away.Copy !req
907. Not this time.Copy !req
908. Are you sure, Victor?Copy !req
909. He looks awfully dangerous.Copy !req
910. Teleport me to the ship.Copy !req
911. It's impossible, sir. It's shielded.Copy !req
912. Just get me close!Copy !req
913. No, I can't leave him.Copy !req
914. Ratchet, what are you doing?Copy !req
915. I'm going in!Copy !req
916. Ratchet, don't do this.Copy !req
917. If you give us a minute,
we can work out an assault plan!Copy !req
918. There's no time!Copy !req
919. Captain Qwark is in there fighting
an entire army on his own!Copy !req
920. Permission to land?Copy !req
921. Permission granted.Copy !req
922. Mmm.Copy !req
923. Who's on foot duty?Copy !req
924. Tootsie rub, come on.Copy !req
925. Ah!Copy !req
926. Their defensive fire is too strong.Copy !req
927. Pull back! Your fighter won't make it.Copy !req
928. I don't have to land!Copy !req
929. I just have to get close.Copy !req
930. Hull integrity at 2%.Copy !req
931. Prepare to teleject.Copy !req
932. Ratchet, please, listen to Elaris.Copy !req
933. The odds of surviving a head-on assault
is roughly 600,993 to one!Copy !req
934. Big heroes do big things.Copy !req
935. Three, two, one...Copy !req
936. He made it!Copy !req
937. What was that?Copy !req
938. I do not know. I will investigate.Copy !req
939. Probably just the ship settling.Copy !req
940. Nothing to be alarmed about.Copy !req
941. Whoa!Copy !req
942. Ah!Copy !req
943. Defect!Copy !req
944. Oh, my.Copy !req
945. I am coming for you, Defect!Copy !req
946. Uh, I believe we may have a problem.Copy !req
947. Coming through!Copy !req
948. Star Cracker Chamber,Copy !req
949. 47 meters southwest,
then slight right ahead.Copy !req
950. Ratchet? Where are you?Copy !req
951. Can't talk! I'm almost
at the control center.Copy !req
952. Captain Qwark did something to the ship!
Nothing's working!Copy !req
953. And I think Clank's in trouble!Copy !req
954. Roger that! As soon as I stop
the Deplanetizer from firing,Copy !req
955. I'll be right back to help.Copy !req
956. Deplanetizer now online.Copy !req
957. Bravo, my boy!Copy !req
958. Bravo!Copy !req
959. I deal with my share of
morons on a daily basis,Copy !req
960. but this?Copy !req
961. This is seriously next level!Copy !req
962. Take him.Copy !req
963. Where are you?Copy !req
964. Come out and fight!Copy !req
965. You want a fight? I'll give you a fight.Copy !req
966. No free rides!Copy !req
967. Hmm.Copy !req
968. Die!Copy !req
969. Get back here!Copy !req
970. I'm going to make you wish
you were never created!Copy !req
971. Thundersmack equipped.Copy !req
972. You're nothing but a pathetic defect!Copy !req
973. Perhaps. But I am waterproof.Copy !req
974. Defect!Copy !req
975. Hey! Over here!Copy !req
976. Can I switch sides now?Copy !req
977. I never had a proper planet.Copy !req
978. I spent my formative years underground,Copy !req
979. where everything was dark and wet and hot.Copy !req
980. And I was like, "Warrior?
No, I said I was a worrier!"Copy !req
981. I worry about everything!Copy !req
982. I... Oh, hey.Copy !req
983. Qwark?Copy !req
984. This is awkward.Copy !req
985. The next time you and those moronic
Rangers decide to play hero...Copy !req
986. plan better.Copy !req
987. Toss him into one of the shuttles.Copy !req
988. I want him to live to see his failure.Copy !req
989. Drek, don't do this!
Novalis is home to millions!Copy !req
990. Yes, yes, and they had
their time in the sun.Copy !req
991. Now it's our turn.Copy !req
992. Commence deplanetization!Copy !req
993. Ready the Deplanetizer!Copy !req
994. No!Copy !req
995. Well, here's your I.D. Welcome aboard.Copy !req
996. - Captain?
- Huh?Copy !req
997. Oh. Yeah. Thanks.Copy !req
998. Release the harvesters!Copy !req
999. In the wake of Novalis' destructionCopy !req
1000. and Captain Qwark's shocking betrayal,
Galactic President Phyronix has issuedCopy !req
1001. a galaxy-wide alert
to all Solana citizens.Copy !req
1002. Residents are to remain in their homes
while authorities manage the crisis.Copy !req
1003. And though the planet
was successfully evacuated,Copy !req
1004. the question remains,
did we put our trust in the wrong Lombax?Copy !req
1005. Uh...Copy !req
1006. Can I come in?Copy !req
1007. That protosuit of yours keeps beeping.Copy !req
1008. All day, all night,
voices asking you to come back.Copy !req
1009. Those Ranger hotshots are persistent.Copy !req
1010. Yeah. Thanks, Grim.
I'll turn it off in the morning.Copy !req
1011. Hey. I remember this.Copy !req
1012. You wandered into the garage
and took my rocket sled for a test drive.Copy !req
1013. No fear, no safety check, you just flipped
the switch, and off you went.Copy !req
1014. Took three police bots to chase you
down and teach you how to stop!Copy !req
1015. I guess I just wanted to do something big.Copy !req
1016. I wanted to matter, you know?Copy !req
1017. I ain't never been very good with advice.Copy !req
1018. But I do know this.Copy !req
1019. To be a hero,
you don't have to do big things,Copy !req
1020. just the right ones.Copy !req
1021. That's actually not bad.Copy !req
1022. Thank you.Copy !req
1023. I have my moments.Copy !req
1024. I'm okay.Copy !req
1025. My dear, sweet Victor.Copy !req
1026. You were a wonderful friend and companion.Copy !req
1027. Honest. Loyal. Rusty.Copy !req
1028. I mean, really rusty. I could hear you
all the way across the station.Copy !req
1029. But still, we honor you with
this silent moment of reflection,Copy !req
1030. as thanks for your sacrifice.Copy !req
1031. You will be missed.Copy !req
1032. Let's get this show on the road!Copy !req
1033. Bring in New Quartu!Copy !req
1034. Bring in New Quartu!Copy !req
1035. Uh, how are things at home, Jeff?Copy !req
1036. Great!Copy !req
1037. It's beautiful.Copy !req
1038. I did it, Father. I did it!Copy !req
1039. - It's beautiful.
- Uh...Copy !req
1040. I thought I might find you here.Copy !req
1041. Clank?Copy !req
1042. I'm not going back, Clank.Copy !req
1043. This is where I belong. You were right.Copy !req
1044. Fame is overrated, especially when you're
famous for causing a complete disaster.Copy !req
1045. It was not a complete disaster.Copy !req
1046. Authorities are calling it
a "complete and utter disaster"...Copy !req
1047. Sorry!Copy !req
1048. The evacuation of Novalis was successful.Copy !req
1049. No one was killed or injured.Copy !req
1050. But those people lost their homes,Copy !req
1051. and for that, I have to
take full responsibility.Copy !req
1052. Blaming yourself and taking responsibility
are two very different things.Copy !req
1053. If you truly want to be accountable,Copy !req
1054. you will endeavor to make things
right the next time.Copy !req
1055. Next time?Copy !req
1056. Drek has one more target on his list.Copy !req
1057. With Captain Qwark
now working for the enemy,Copy !req
1058. the Rangers need you more than ever.Copy !req
1059. And I would like to offer
my assistance in any way possible,Copy !req
1060. partner.Copy !req
1061. Earthquake!Copy !req
1062. What's that?Copy !req
1063. Oh, I brought some friends.Copy !req
1064. Okay, pity party's over.
Time to get back to work.Copy !req
1065. Listen, guys,
I'm sorry I ran out on you like that.Copy !req
1066. Even though I messed up, I should've
stayed to fix it and see it through.Copy !req
1067. Eh. We've all made bad choices.
Here, check it out.Copy !req
1068. My cadet photo.Copy !req
1069. Really? That's how we're playing?Copy !req
1070. Okay, uh, there's no need
to embarrass anyone here.Copy !req
1071. Okay, everyone, chill out!Copy !req
1072. We have a job to do, and I need to start
shooting at something immediately.Copy !req
1073. Well, before we just go off and start
shooting at things, I was thinking that...Copy !req
1074. Yeah, get some.Copy !req
1075. That's what I'm talking about.Copy !req
1076. Forget it.Copy !req
1077. No, wait. Go on.Copy !req
1078. I think we need to hear
what you both have to say.Copy !req
1079. Well, while we can't move
a planet out of the way...Copy !req
1080. I was thinking, what if we could move
the weapon targeting that planet?Copy !req
1081. Move the Deplanetizer?Copy !req
1082. Knock it off course.Copy !req
1083. Okay. Awesome.Copy !req
1084. And just how are we going to do that?Copy !req
1085. Not sure yet. But I'm working on it.Copy !req
1086. Hmm.Copy !req
1087. I might have an idea.Copy !req
1088. So after you pick up my dry cleaning,Copy !req
1089. you need to polish the Segway,
and after that...Copy !req
1090. Drek, I want to talk to you.Copy !req
1091. You tried to kill my Rangers!
You said you'd leave them alone!Copy !req
1092. And I meant it at the time!Copy !req
1093. I detest bloodshed as much as any Blarg,Copy !req
1094. but sometimes, sacrifices are
necessary for the greater good.Copy !req
1095. I know you're working
with Nefarious on this.Copy !req
1096. Yes, isn't it wonderful?Copy !req
1097. We're all part of the same dream team.Copy !req
1098. We should make T-shirts!Copy !req
1099. You're making a big mistake.Copy !req
1100. You have no idea the kinds
of evil he's capable of.Copy !req
1101. Oh, but I do.Copy !req
1102. It's all right here on his résumé.
Special skills...Copy !req
1103. Horrendous evil. Unspeakable evil.
Diabolical evil.Copy !req
1104. He's very well-rounded.Copy !req
1105. And apparently, he can juggle. Hmm.Copy !req
1106. Oh-oh!Copy !req
1107. Do I feel my ears burning?Copy !req
1108. And there's our
little juggling psychopath now!Copy !req
1109. You died in a prison escape.
There were witnesses.Copy !req
1110. Oh.Copy !req
1111. People will say and do just about anythingCopy !req
1112. for the right price.Copy !req
1113. What was yours, Qwark?Copy !req
1114. What was your price
for selling out your friends?Copy !req
1115. Your face on another cereal box, perhaps?Copy !req
1116. Why don't you run alongCopy !req
1117. so the Chairman and I can get back
to the business at hand?Copy !req
1118. But what am I supposed to do?Copy !req
1119. You can guard the Star Cracker
water cooler.Copy !req
1120. Oh! But with fury! Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
1121. That was fun!Copy !req
1122. And T-shirts would be a good idea.
Good for morale.Copy !req
1123. What do you think, Neffie? Should we...Copy !req
1124. Sheepinator. One of my personal favorites.Copy !req
1125. It's time for a change of management.Copy !req
1126. Huh? Uh-oh...Copy !req
1127. Okay, let's do this!
We only got so much time to get it all done.Copy !req
1128. Use that, whatever that's called.
That's good. Okay.Copy !req
1129. Right. Over here.Copy !req
1130. Keep bringing it on in, ratcheting it on up,
electrifying everything.Copy !req
1131. Make sure everything's got electricity
running through it, at least a little bit.Copy !req
1132. That's good, too.
Whatever that is, you're doing great.Copy !req
1133. Okay.Copy !req
1134. Hey, everybody! Get in here now!Copy !req
1135. Uh, please.Copy !req
1136. You're not going to believe this.Copy !req
1137. We finally decoded the Deplanetizer plans.Copy !req
1138. We found his next target. It's Umbris.Copy !req
1139. Well, at least he picked
an empty planet this time.Copy !req
1140. Yes, however, it is a volatile planet.Copy !req
1141. Its core is made up of pure melluvium.Copy !req
1142. Blowing it up will result in a chain reaction
that will destroy the entire system.Copy !req
1143. But why would Drek do that?Copy !req
1144. I thought he was trying to
build the perfect planet?Copy !req
1145. Well, because Umbris wasn't Drek's idea.Copy !req
1146. Duh!Copy !req
1147. What do you mean?Copy !req
1148. It's Nefarious.Copy !req
1149. Dr. Nefarious?Copy !req
1150. No, Steve Nefarious.
Of course it's Dr. Nefarious!Copy !req
1151. Oh, yeah, funny how
you didn't mention thatCopy !req
1152. when I was dangling you
over the edge of a building.Copy !req
1153. Well, you didn't ask, now did you?Copy !req
1154. Okay, that's it. I'm shooting him.Copy !req
1155. What? Don't shoot him.Copy !req
1156. I am confused.
I thought Nefarious was dead.Copy !req
1157. Only on the inside.Copy !req
1158. Otherwise, he's very much...Copy !req
1159. Alive!Copy !req
1160. Okay, shoot him.Copy !req
1161. - You wanted New Quartu?
- Huh?Copy !req
1162. I'll give it to you.Copy !req
1163. Happy trails!Copy !req
1164. Now entering Umbris atmosphere.Copy !req
1165. Yes, it's almost here.Copy !req
1166. The beginning of the end.Copy !req
1167. The end of what?Copy !req
1168. Let the games begin.Copy !req
1169. Remote detonation now activated.Copy !req
1170. It is about to get real.Copy !req
1171. We're as close as we can get
without being spotted.Copy !req
1172. Okay, so what's the plan, Elaris?Copy !req
1173. Go on. We're listening.Copy !req
1174. Well, I've been hard at work
on a little something calledCopy !req
1175. the Hologuise.Copy !req
1176. It'll project a visual and audible
replication of Captain Qwark so realistic,Copy !req
1177. it would fool his own mother.Copy !req
1178. With Ratchet posing as Qwark,
they'll dock with the DeplanetizerCopy !req
1179. by easily fooling the simpleminded Blarg.Copy !req
1180. Yes, Captain. What can I do you for?Copy !req
1181. Greetings, citizen.
Just returning from patrol.Copy !req
1182. Copy that. Deactivating shield grid 24 A.Copy !req
1183. Once inside, Ratchet and Clank
will make their wayCopy !req
1184. through the Star Cracker
chamber to the inner core.Copy !req
1185. When Ratchet exposes the stabilizer,
it can quickly be disconnected...Copy !req
1186. Yes. Got it.Copy !req
1187. Meanwhile, Clank will disable
all the other weaponsCopy !req
1188. by hacking into the mainframe.Copy !req
1189. Weapons system disabled.Copy !req
1190. Leaving the Deplanetizer completely
vulnerable to any outside forces.Copy !req
1191. Warning. Warning. Core stabilizer offline.Copy !req
1192. Run away! Everybody panic!Copy !req
1193. - Warning. Warning.
- What's happening?Copy !req
1194. Warning. Core stabilizer offline.Copy !req
1195. Dr. Nefarious, sir... I mean, Doctor!Copy !req
1196. Where are you going?Copy !req
1197. Me? Nowhere. Certainly not out
of a system-wide blast radius.Copy !req
1198. - What?
- What?Copy !req
1199. We've been infiltrated.Copy !req
1200. The Galactic Rangers are trying
to shut down the Deplanetizer,Copy !req
1201. and I can't find Chairman Drek anywhere!Copy !req
1202. Ah!Copy !req
1203. You want something done right,
you have to do it yourself.Copy !req
1204. - Warning. Warning.
- Huh?Copy !req
1205. Core stabilizer offline.Copy !req
1206. Everybody panic!Copy !req
1207. Ratchet...Copy !req
1208. And we're clear. All units, move in.Copy !req
1209. Yeah! Way to go, you guys!Copy !req
1210. Ratchet!Copy !req
1211. Greetings, Cadet.Copy !req
1212. Captain Qwark, on behalf
of the Galactic Rangers,Copy !req
1213. I'm placing you under arrest.Copy !req
1214. You can't do that.
I'll just arrest you right back!Copy !req
1215. On what charge?Copy !req
1216. False arrest? Being annoying? Who cares?Copy !req
1217. You stabbed your own team
in the back, Qwark!Copy !req
1218. Just like you stabbed me in the back,Copy !req
1219. taking my fans, my sponsors,
my lucrative endorsement deals,Copy !req
1220. my parking space!Copy !req
1221. You were my hero.Copy !req
1222. Now you're no better than Nefarious!Copy !req
1223. How dare you.Copy !req
1224. I am way better-looking than Nefarious!Copy !req
1225. I'm taking you in.Copy !req
1226. By force, if necessary.Copy !req
1227. Oh, wittle wombax with a wittle gun!Copy !req
1228. Huh.Copy !req
1229. Qwark, stop! You don't want to do this!Copy !req
1230. Don't tell me what I want to do!Copy !req
1231. On your left, Ratchet. Now your right.Copy !req
1232. Huh?Copy !req
1233. Enough, Qwark!Copy !req
1234. Whoa!Copy !req
1235. Nefarious is tricking you! He wants you
to destroy the entire system!Copy !req
1236. Oh, that's right, you know everything.Copy !req
1237. Uh-oh!Copy !req
1238. Hey, why don't we all
just listen to Ratchet?Copy !req
1239. Ratchet, look out!Copy !req
1240. Whoa!Copy !req
1241. Oh, my.Copy !req
1242. Buzz Blades? I taught
you better than that!Copy !req
1243. Some of it got in my mouth!
It's in my mouth!Copy !req
1244. He's just too good.Copy !req
1245. Oh, dear.Copy !req
1246. Whoa!Copy !req
1247. Clank!Copy !req
1248. Tornado Launcher!Copy !req
1249. Nefarious may be a homicidal lunatic,
but he sure can build a gun.Copy !req
1250. Qwark, please! You're not a villain!Copy !req
1251. You're not like Nefarious.Copy !req
1252. This isn't you, and you know it!Copy !req
1253. If Umbris is destroyed,
everyone will die, including us!Copy !req
1254. Is that how you want to be remembered?Copy !req
1255. I'm... I'm sorry.Copy !req
1256. I don't know how things got this far.Copy !req
1257. This is just pathetic!Copy !req
1258. Nefarious.Copy !req
1259. Give it up. It's over.Copy !req
1260. As head of the Galactic Rangers, uh,Copy !req
1261. he's here to place you under arrest.Copy !req
1262. Me?Copy !req
1263. Absolutely.Copy !req
1264. Arrest this man for his speakable
crimes against the galaxy.Copy !req
1265. My crimes?Copy !req
1266. The real crime is how you treated me!Copy !req
1267. The Rangers couldn't even
give me a proper laboratory!Copy !req
1268. We have an operational budget!Copy !req
1269. You called me "King of the Nerd Herd!"Copy !req
1270. It was a term of endearment!Copy !req
1271. Day after day, I slaved away,Copy !req
1272. creating all the weapons and devicesCopy !req
1273. that made you look like a hero.Copy !req
1274. But you're not a hero.
You're not even a good villain!Copy !req
1275. You're the galaxy's biggest joke.Copy !req
1276. Maybe.Copy !req
1277. But now the last laugh is on you.Copy !req
1278. Wait, what? That didn't make any sense.Copy !req
1279. - Sure it did.
- No, it didn't.Copy !req
1280. It sounded like you were combiningCopy !req
1281. "The joke is on you"
with "I'll have the last laugh."Copy !req
1282. Take your pick.Copy !req
1283. That's not how it works!Copy !req
1284. Get ready to engage mag-boosters!Copy !req
1285. Ratchet and Clank are still inside.Copy !req
1286. Drek's going to fire at any moment!
We don't have any more time!Copy !req
1287. My point is, if you're going to use
a one-liner, it should make sense,Copy !req
1288. and be relevant to the situation!Copy !req
1289. Look, I workshop thousands of these
a year, and they can't all be gold!Copy !req
1290. Now, put your hands in the air!Copy !req
1291. Over your dead body!Copy !req
1292. Whoa!Copy !req
1293. Incoming.Copy !req
1294. Whoa!Copy !req
1295. Mommy!Copy !req
1296. Dialing Mother.Copy !req
1297. Hello, Horkelberg residence!Copy !req
1298. Mag-boosters engaged!Copy !req
1299. Full power!Copy !req
1300. It's working.Copy !req
1301. Stay with it.Copy !req
1302. Steady now! Steady!Copy !req
1303. Whoa!Copy !req
1304. What's happening?Copy !req
1305. Whoa!Copy !req
1306. Deplanetizer now online.Copy !req
1307. Qwark! Don't let him turn it on!Copy !req
1308. Get off me, you has-been!Copy !req
1309. You know, maybe Drek was right.Copy !req
1310. I am a mad scientist.Copy !req
1311. Whoo-hoo! They missed!Copy !req
1312. Lousy, insolent, idiotic...Copy !req
1313. Break off. Break off!Copy !req
1314. Copy that.Copy !req
1315. Ratchet, you have to get out of there now!Copy !req
1316. Weapon locker depleted.Copy !req
1317. Hmm.Copy !req
1318. Yeah. We're working on it.Copy !req
1319. No! My plan! You've ruined my plan!Copy !req
1320. You've had this one coming
a long time, Qwark!Copy !req
1321. Of all my brilliant creations,Copy !req
1322. it remains one of my favorites.Copy !req
1323. Meet the RYNO,Copy !req
1324. as in, "Rip You A New One."Copy !req
1325. - Hey, Nefarious?
- What?Copy !req
1326. Meet the Omniwrench.Copy !req
1327. Warning. Now entering Umbris atmosphere.Copy !req
1328. Any ideas?Copy !req
1329. Hmm.Copy !req
1330. Come on, guys. Get out of there. Come on!Copy !req
1331. They'll never make it out in time.Copy !req
1332. We've got to help.Copy !req
1333. It's too late. There's nothing we can do.Copy !req
1334. We must find one of Drek's teleporters!Copy !req
1335. - I saw one on the bridge!
- Watch out!Copy !req
1336. Hang on, boys.Copy !req
1337. It's here! Hit the brakes!Copy !req
1338. Relax, I know what...Copy !req
1339. - Qwark!
- Oh, no.Copy !req
1340. I can't reach you in time.
Just get out while you can!Copy !req
1341. - Teleporter charging.
- Hmm.Copy !req
1342. What are you doing?Copy !req
1343. Improvising!Copy !req
1344. Oh!Copy !req
1345. Are we dead?Copy !req
1346. Huh?Copy !req
1347. We are alive.Copy !req
1348. All Rangers alive and accounted for.Copy !req
1349. Whoo! Welcome back, Rangers! Good job!Copy !req
1350. How many planets do you think I'll have
to save for them to call me a hero again?Copy !req
1351. You don't have to do big things
to be a hero, Qwark.Copy !req
1352. Just the right ones.Copy !req
1353. Oh.Copy !req
1354. I don't know,
maybe it'll be worth something someday.Copy !req
1355. Hmm.Copy !req
1356. I must say that it is curiousCopy !req
1357. that the sudden cessation of velocity
relative to our inertiaCopy !req
1358. did not cause either of you to...Copy !req
1359. Oh, dear.Copy !req
1360. Don't worry, Cadet.
It happens to the best...Copy !req
1361. Oh, that was terrible.Copy !req
1362. Oh, boy.Copy !req
1363. Make it stop!Copy !req
1364. Should we go and join the others?Copy !req
1365. I'd like to, but there's a promise
I have to keep to an old friend.Copy !req
1366. I understand.Copy !req
1367. Don't worry. I'm sure we'll run
into each other again someday.Copy !req
1368. It's a small galaxy.Copy !req
1369. Well, I suppose this is goodbye.Copy !req
1370. You can let go now, Ratchet.Copy !req
1371. Ah...Copy !req
1372. Come on, what's the holdup?Copy !req
1373. Paying good money for this.Copy !req
1374. I haven't got all day!Copy !req
1375. And that was the scene todayCopy !req
1376. as thousands gathered to welcome
home the Galactic Rangers,Copy !req
1377. making their triumphant return
from saving our galaxy.Copy !req
1378. Grateful citizens gathered
at the famed Hall of HeroesCopy !req
1379. to mark this day that will live
in hearts and minds forever.Copy !req
1380. As for Private Qwark,
the recently demoted RangerCopy !req
1381. will embark upon
his galaxy-wide apology tourCopy !req
1382. while shamelessly promoting his new book,Copy !req
1383. Listen, I Said I Was Sorry, All Right?Copy !req
1384. When asked for a comment,
the former captain had this to offer.Copy !req
1385. Prepare to be blown away
by my epic humility.Copy !req
1386. There was, however, one curious
absence from today's festivities,Copy !req
1387. that of new Ranger sensation
and media darling, Ratchet,Copy !req
1388. leaving this reporter with one question.Copy !req
1389. What does a Lombax do
after saving the galaxy?Copy !req
1390. We may never know.Copy !req
1391. And now, a story about a baby glypod
who can play the ukulele.Copy !req
1392. Come on, we haven't got all day!Copy !req
1393. We have 10 more proton scrubs to do before
lunch if we want to stay on schedule!Copy !req
1394. I've got to be honest, I kind of thought
you'd be so touched by the gesture,Copy !req
1395. you'd call us even.Copy !req
1396. Well, you thought wrong, didn't you?Copy !req
1397. Ah, keep your shirt on, I heard you.
You see these ears?Copy !req
1398. Hey! Wait! Wait! Please wait for me!
I have abandonment issues!Copy !req
1399. Might I offer a suggestion?Copy !req
1400. Modifying that proton scrubber
with a Gadgetron quasar flashCopy !req
1401. would increase your efficiency by 47.4%.Copy !req
1402. A quasar flash, huh? Gee, I don't know.Copy !req
1403. That kind of tech takes two to operate.Copy !req
1404. And Grim's not as nimble as he used to be.Copy !req
1405. Then perhaps I could
remain here and assist,Copy !req
1406. if you do not mind me
staying around a while.Copy !req
1407. You kidding?Copy !req
1408. Things have been way too quiet
without you around.Copy !req
1409. I do bring a certain level
of zing to the table, don't I?Copy !req
1410. Yeah, Clank. You're a real wild one.Copy !req
1411. Speaking of which,Copy !req
1412. am I to assume that you have
retired from the Galactic Rangers?Copy !req
1413. Nah. Once a Ranger, always a Ranger.Copy !req
1414. Believe me, the minute somebody tries to
blow up another planet, I'll be ready to go.Copy !req
1415. But, hey, what are the odds
of that happening?Copy !req
1416. Precisely 87,534 to one.Copy !req
1417. Yep. A real wild one.Copy !req
1418. No! Get away from me!Copy !req
1419. Do not stick that thing in...Copy !req
1420. Oh! Oh! Oh!Copy !req
1421. Quit trying to repair me, you moron!Copy !req
1422. I am not a robot!Copy !req
1423. Huh? Are you still here?Copy !req
1424. All the logos and doohickeys
already went by.Copy !req
1425. That means it's over. Move along.Copy !req
1426. No extra little scene
at the end of the movie.Copy !req
1427. If I find out who started that nonsense,
why, I'm going to plant my boot so far up...Copy !req
1428. I said, beat it!Copy !req
1429. Sheesh!Copy !req
1430. Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.Copy !req