1. My grandma
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said to your grandma
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your flag on fire
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hey, now, hey, now
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6. lko, iko, un day
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7. Jockamo feeno ai nane
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8. Jockamo fee nane
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9. Look at my king
all dressed in red
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10. lko, iko, un day
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he'll kill you dead
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hey, now, hey, now
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and your flag boy
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19. My flag boy
said to your flag boy
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your flag on fire
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hey, now, hey, now
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27. Hey, now
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28. Hey, now
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29. Hey, now
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30. Jockamo fee nane
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32. I spoke to Mr. Babbitt
on that just this morning.
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on four Lamborghinis
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the smog emission standards.
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you wash out with EPA?
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36. Yes, they're finally clearing EPA.
Just one or two more days.
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37. Three times? We're really
on a roll here, my friend.
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That's zip for 12.
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or a NASA engineer?
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dealt with these Lamborghinis before,
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deliver these oars within that time frame.
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I'm not even listening.
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43. Well, sir, I hardly
think that's necessary.
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44. Well, I'll explain that to my swing loan.
I'm sure he'll be very sympathetic.
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45. I'm into him for 200,000. That's
thousand, my friend, three zeros.
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tied up in these cars,
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get my money out,
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Do you understand that?
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49. You have to understand
our situation here.
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50. I don't give a shit about your problems.
I got a shark snapping at my heels here.
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and my business 11 days ago.
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for Christ's sake.
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with a whip and a chair here.
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delivery is way overdue.
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choking on smog,
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correct the situation
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off the road?
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60. Have you tried cash? How much can one
of these EPA guys earn in a week?
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Yeah.
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get the money by 5:30,
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and seize all the cars.
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call you back.
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67. I really think you should
talk to Mr. Babbitt on this.
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68. Tell him that you don't understand.
I signed a check on Tuesday,
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then you gave it to the mail girl.
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talk to Mr. Babbitt personally.
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No, he's on the road just now.
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Charlie.
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I'm connecting to Barbados,
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76. arriving 1:30 a.m.,
can he leave a number?
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77. Charlie!
What, Lenny?
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Talk to me, talk to me.
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79. Mr. Bateman wants to back out on his car
and he wants to take Mr. Webb with him.
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down payments back.
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81. They found two oars at Valley Motors,
and they want to go that way.
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on the other line,
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83. that the cars
just passed emissions,
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will be in here momentarily...
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85. You paying attention, Lenny?
Yeah, lam, I'm listening.
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off five grand on both their deals
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their patience.
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understand that, I've got it.
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I got it.
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Mr. Babbitt on the other line.
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are passing emissions...
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have passed emissions.
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We'll have that momentarily.
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incredible patience,
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$5,000 on each car.
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96. Well, yes,
you've been most patient.
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your patience.
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99. Thank you.
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100. Ready for Palm Springs?
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101. Charlie, you still want to go
with all these problems?
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102. We're seconds away from closing
this deal, clearing 75 grand.
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a couple of phone calls, huh?
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right, Lenny?
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to be demanding here,
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say, I don't know, 10 or 12 words
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110. Consider it foreplay.
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in some of your thoughts?
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I'm just thinking.
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thinking about that we can talk.
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make a little conversation.
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116. If there's something to talk about,
Susanna, we'd be talking about it.
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117. I'm just thinking. What's the big
to-do about me thinking here?
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I just feel like
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few days with someone.
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let's talk.
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122. How was your day?
I don't want to talk!
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123. I feel like you're excluding me from
what's going on. No, let's talk!
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I want to talk.
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125. One of these again, Susanna. How
did we get back to one of these?
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I put up with all this.
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and we're going to Palm Springs.
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128. Yes, but I didn't
want to go alone.
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129. I've been sitting in this car for
more than an hour and a half...
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let's talk! Let's talk!
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this is you going like...
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132. Yeah.
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to contact you for a while.
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135. I got a long-distance call
from a Mr. Mooney,
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He's been trying to reach you.
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137. Your father has died, Charlie.
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Uh-huh.
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139. I'm sorry. The funeral's
tomorrow in Cincinnati.
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if there's anything I can do...
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just call...
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a falling out a long time ago.
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It was just him and me.
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really no point, you know?
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who I was talking to.
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156. for our memory, admiration
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of his life on Earth.
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to follow his example
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hope of resurrection, life,
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of our departed friend.
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165. Just have to go over the details
of the will with him tonight,
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167. Sure, I can wait
in the car if you like.
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168. Somebody should be watering
those roses, they're all dying.
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Only drove it once.
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convertible.
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Straight-8. Fireball-8.
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of the Dynaflow transmission.
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what, 45 or something?
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never going to have a son.
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his son, his blood.
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he doesn't look like a man
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are you doing looking at this?
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No.
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convertible in the garage?
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That and the goddamn roses.
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"That's a classic," he'd say.
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It's not for children."
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and for once,
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and it's almost all A's.
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"Can I take the car out?"
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sort of a victory drive.
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the keys, I sneak it out.
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with no permission?
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Why? Why then?
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good enough for this guy.
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Columbia Parkway, four kids.
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An accident?
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Yes.
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of a stolen car,
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without permission,
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dads bail them out in an hour,
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for two days?
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I never saw him again.
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I've heard this story.
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and I got scared,
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and sing to me.
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imaginary childhood friends.
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I just grew up.
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too, the day you left home,
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and grandiose ideas,
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without a mother,
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is understandable, as well.
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that you loved or respected me,
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to telephone,
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in any way,
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without a son.
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I ever wanted for you.
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Charles Sanford Babbitt,
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Buick convertible,
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brought our relationship to an end.
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243. "Also, outright title to my
prize-winning hybrid rosebushes.
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of the value of excellence
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of perfection.
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property, real and personal,
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placed in trust
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of that certain instrument
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herewith."
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what does that mean?
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after expenses and taxes,
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to be named in this document.
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tell you that.
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You control the money?
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How does that work?
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nothing more I can say.
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261. Now, I'm sorry, son. I can see
that you're disappointed.
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Why should I be disappointed?
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I got a used car, didn't I?
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What'd you call him?
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He got $3 million.
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I got the rosebushes.
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the rosebushes.
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got the rosebushes.
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and he is looking up right now
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his ass off.
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that guy's son for five minutes?
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Were you?
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a few minutes.
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with a private trust...
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Thank you.
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Sanford Babbitt...
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Is this Wallbrook?
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291. Excuse me.
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292. Dr. Bruner is
still in conference.
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293. Would you like to wait
in his outer office?
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294. No, we'll stay here.
Thank you.
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295. Maybe we're not supposed
to be looking around here, no?
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296. Good to have you here.
Good luck to all three of you.
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297. $20 starts you all off on a very
important match, starts with this.
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Hawn get away from it all? Lisa?
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Private Benjamin.
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to watch the TV, please.
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Camp David named? Lisa?
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For David Eisenhower.
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304. You've got another five.
$10 lead for Lisa.
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305. In days of yore, what would a
swashbuckler keep in his sheath?
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306. Whatever this is, I don't
understand the point of secrecy.
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307. This patient is an old
girlfriend of my father's?
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since you were two years old.
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of the fund,
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receives nothing from that.
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something that we could discuss.
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out of loyalty to your father.
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a little of that loyalty?
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out of your birthright
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difficulty showing love.
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shoes, I'd probably feel the same.
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that we could talk,
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my father's side of it,
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the right in what he's done,
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responsibilities of my own,
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even if that means a fight.
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324. Sorry, this is not your car.
It's my boyfriend's.
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325. Yeah, my dad lets me
drive slow on the driveway.
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that you drive this car?
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I drove it a week ago, last Saturday.
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than 28 miles.
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330. Look, my boyfriend
is coming.
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331. Course, today's Monday.
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Saturday, never drive on Monday.
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Who is this guy?
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he jumped into the car.
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Come on, come on.
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It's not a toy.
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He says he drives this car.
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driveway every Saturday.
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341. Course, the seats were originally brown
leather, now they're pitiful red.
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were brown leather.
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346. Definitely know this car.
It's a 1949 Buick Roadmaster.
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Only 8,095 production models.
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driveway, but not on Monday.
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Sanford Babbitt.
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Cincinnati, Ohio.
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What is it with this guy?
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357. Died January 5, 1965, after
a short and sudden illness.
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where are you going?
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Wapner and The People's Court.
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362. Hold it, wait a second here,
I want to ask you a question.
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is real. The participants are not..."
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settled here in our forum,
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I don't have a brother.
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dispute settled here in our forum,
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The People's Court.
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No.
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Not exactly.
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not retarded, but he's here.
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savant
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what that means.
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to be called idiot savants.
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certain abilities.
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high-functioning.
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there's a disability
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and how it's processed.
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talking over my head.
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communicating and learning.
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express himself,
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in a traditional way.
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after that, the dog bit him.
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the dog laid down...
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everywhere for Raymond.
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he has to protect himself.
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That's a good one.
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walks, talks, everything.
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402. Any break from the routines,
and it's terrifying.
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403. How long has he been here?
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404. Well, let's see.
I came here in 1960.
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405. No, how old is he?
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406. He was 18 or 20 then. I'd
have to check the records...
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407. You've been here that long?
That's when I actually started.
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408. So that's '65, '75, '85.
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409. I was almost three years old
and you knew he had a brother,
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410. you knew I was his brother.
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411. Yes, but what's the point?
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412. What's the point?
What's the fuckin' point is
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413. why didn't anybody tell me
I had a brother?
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414. What would you have
done about it?
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415. I don't know.
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how much money he's been left?
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417. No, he doesn't understand
the concept of money.
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418. He doesn't understand
the concept of money.
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419. He's just inherited
$3 million,
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420. and he doesn't understand
the concept of money?
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421. That is fucking poetic,
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422. don't you think?
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423. Good old Dad.
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424. name's yes.
Then who's playing first? Yes.
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425. I mean the fellow's name
on first base. Who.
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426. The fellow playing
first base for St. Louis. Who.
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427. What are you asking me for? What is this?
Why is he doing that?
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428. Whenever he gets
nervous, he does "Who's on First?"
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429. You know, from Abbott and Costello.
Yeah. Why?
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430. Why? It's his way of dealing with you
touching things, his books and stuff.
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431. So he memorized
"Who's on First?"
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432. Yeah, that
among other things.
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433. Raymond,
Ted Klus-zesski.
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434. Kluszewski.
Kluszewski.
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435. Kluszewski, Ted Kluszewski,
Big Klew, first base.
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436. He played for Cincinnati?
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437. Course, he was
traded for Dee Fundy, 1957.
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438. Lifetime batting average.298. All
these great books. He reads, huh?
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439. Reads and remembers
whatever he gets his hands on.
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440. Oh, Vern.
V-E-R-N!
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441. Course, these people are
gonna be here all day, Vern.
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442. This is an
unannounced visit, Vern.
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443. This is definitely
not a weekend visit, Vern.
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444. He's getting anxious. It's okay, Ray!
Oh, Vern!
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445. This is an
unannounced visit, Vern.
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446. Put it back. He said
not to touch the books.
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447. Not to touch books.
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448. You like Shakespeare, Ray?
I don't know.
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449. Did you read all this?
I don't know.
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450. You don't know?
Vern.
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451. Did you read Macbeth?
I don't know. Vern.
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452. You read Hamlet?
I don't know. Vern!
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453. Read the Twelfth Night?
Stop it!
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454. Yes.
Yes?
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455. Yes.
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456. You read all these stories
that are in this book,
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457. and you don't know
if you read the book?
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458. I don't know. V-E-R-N.
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459. You don't know?
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460. Maybe you better put it back.
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461. You don't know, okay. No, Ray,
take it easy, I'm not going to...
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462. I won't touch
anything else, Ray.
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463. It's okay, Ray.
It's okay. Come on.
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464. My main man.
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465. Yeah, Vern, my main man.
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466. My main man, Vern.
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467. It's okay, Ray.
Yeah.
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468. My main man.
Yeah, my main man.
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469. Here.
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470. Here are your cards.
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471. I'm sorry, I didn't know where
you want me to put them.
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472. Are you taking
any prescription medication?
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473. He likes you. That's just
his way of showing it.
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474. Uh-oh.
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475. When I touched him before,
he pulled away.
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476. Don't take it personal.
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477. He never touched me.
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478. I'm closer to him
than anybody in the world.
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479. Known him for nine years.
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480. It's not in him.
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481. If I left town tomorrow
and didn't say goodbye...
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482. Uh-oh.
he'd never notice.
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483. He wouldn't notice
if you left?
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484. I'm not sure, but I don't think
people are his first priority.
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485. Hey, Ray, you want
to go take a walk?
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486. Hmm? Ray?
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487. Ray?
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488. Can he hear us
when he's like that?
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489. Hey, man. You wanna show
your brother your ducks?
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490. Course, it's
27 minutes to Jeopardy!
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491. Don't worry, Ray,
we'll bring you right back.
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492. Practically
26 minutes to Jeopardy!
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493. We'll bring him right back.
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494. 26 minutes to Jeopardy!
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495. I won't do it.
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496. I can't do it.
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497. First of all because of your tone
of voice, this commanding...
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498. You're upset.
Just calm down.
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499. And second thing is because
you didn't tell me why.
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500. Raymond, I'm gonna talk to Susanna alone.
Bye, Raymond.
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501. Susanna, just hold on.
Okay? I'll be right back.
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502. No. Just stay.
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503. Just stay there.
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504. No, Raymond. Raymond.
Raymond. Raymond!
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505. Just stay there. Just stand still, okay?
That's good.
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506. Okay, I'll do it if you tell me why.
Why do I do, uh...
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507. What?
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508. Why do I have to take the car
and go down there
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509. and wait for you again
at the gate?
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510. I've been waiting for
you for days. No.
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511. Why?
It's for Raymond.
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512. The car disturbs him.
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513. That's why?
That's why.
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514. Okay, Raymond.
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515. What are you looking at, Ray?
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516. Ray, the ducks are over here,
what are you looking at?
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517. I don't know.
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518. Listen, our father died.
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519. Did you know that he died last
week, did they tell you that?
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520. I don't know.
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521. You don't know if they told you,
or you don't know what dead is?
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522. That means he's gone. He's not with
us anymore. He's at the cemetery.
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523. You want to go see him
at the cemetery, Ray?
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524. I don't know.
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525. Does that mean maybe? Does
that mean maybe you wanna go?
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526. I don't know.
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527. You know,
I live in Los Angeles.
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528. I thought maybe you'd go to Los
Angeles, like to see a Dodger game.
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529. Go see the Dodgers play.
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530. Today's an off day.
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531. We don't have to go today.
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532. Monday.
No games scheduled.
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533. Just thought maybe you'd like
to go to Los Angeles with me,
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534. you know, go see
Fernando Valenzuela pitch.
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535. Fernando Valenzuela pitched Saturday.
Not scheduled to pitch till Wednesday.
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536. He's gonna pitch on Wednesday?
Wednesday.
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537. I'm not doing anything
on Wednesday.
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538. Yeah, Wednesday.
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539. Let's go to L.A.
Yeah.
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540. Come on, Ray.
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541. Course, it's a long way
to California.
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542. I'm definitely not supposed to be off
the grounds for more than two hours.
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543. Definitely have to
be back in two hours.
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544. Wait till you get there. The people,
crowds cheering. You'll love it.
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545. Have to be back in two hours.
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546. Here's the Presidential Suite.
Dinner's at 6:30 p.m.
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547. And to the left is
Raymond's room.
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548. Look at this big,
beautiful room, huh, Ray?
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549. This is not my room, this
is definitely not my room.
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550. It's just for tonight, Ray.
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551. Have to go back
to Wallbrook for dinner.
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552. Little guy, little guy!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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553. This is gonna be terrific.
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554. We're brothers. Dr. Bruner wants
us to spend time together.
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555. We're gonna have some fun.
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556. When did he say that?
He said that.
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557. Course, I don't have
my tapioca pudding.
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558. We have tapioca pudding
for dessert.
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559. Yeah, well, we can do that. We can work
tapioca pudding, I'm gonna call Lenny.
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560. Course, this is definitely not my room,
and I don't have my tapioca pudding,
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561. and the bed's in
the wrong place.
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562. That's definitely
not my bed.
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563. You don't like it there,
you can move it.
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564. Where do you want the bed, Raymond?
Should be near the window.
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565. Course, I don't
have my books.
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566. Course, there are
no bookshelves.
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567. I'm definitely out of books.
I'm gonna be bookless.
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568. Here's a book.
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569. Big telephone book, huh?
Lot of words.
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570. Lenny, pick up,
will you?
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571. I got $200,000 about to
go in the shit house,
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572. and he doesn't wanna
answer the phone.
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573. What is it, 6:00 here? That means
it's 9:00 there, huh, Susanna?
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574. No, it's 3:00 there.
6:30 p.m. Is dinner.
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575. It's 3:00 there.
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576. It's 3:00, he doesn't
want to answer the phone?
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577. Orange soda.
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578. Has to be in a can with a straw.
Room temperature.
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579. Bruner told you
that you should do this?
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580. Huh?
It doesn't make sense to me.
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581. I know what's good for him.
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582. Uh-oh!
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583. Uh-oh!
V-E-R-N!
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584. Oh, God. Go see
what he's doing, will you?
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585. Ray?
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586. V-E-R-N! Home... Home...
What is it, Ray? Huh?
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587. What's happening, homes?
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588. Uh-oh.
It's fine, everything is fine.
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589. Charlie, let's take him home.
Come on.
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590. No, he's okay.
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591. We'll just get him some
dinner, he'll be all right.
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592. What'd you say
you wanted? Hamburger?
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593. Hamburger, Ray?
Huh?
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594. Course, we have pepperoni
pizza Monday night for dinner.
Copy !req
595. Pizza? You get pizza
in the institution?
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596. Course, Monday night's
Italian Night.
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597. Hello, offices of
Mitchell & Mitchell.
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598. Yeah, get me Stu. This is
Charlie Babbitt calling.
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599. I'm sorry,
he's not here.
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600. Where is he? I got a bit
of a legal problem here.
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601. He's out of town
until tomorrow afternoon.
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602. All right,
I'll call him tomorrow.
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603. No TV during dinnertime.
Definitely not.
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604. Yes, but we can watch TV here.
We can. We're allowed.
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605. Yeah.
Yeah.
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606. RAY 1
"Wheel of Fortune!
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607. "Look at this studio filled
with glamorous merchandise,
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608. "fabulous and exciting
bonus prizes.
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609. "A pair of cars
for today's busy couple.
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610. "Thousands of dollars
in cash.
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611. "Over $150,000
just waiting to be won
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612. "as we present
our big bonanza of cash
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613. “on Wheel of Fortune."
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614. Yeah, room service, Suite 21. I'd
like to order a large pizza.
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615. Pepperoni, right?
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616. No, I don't want pepperoni.
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617. That's right.
A large pepperoni.
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618. How long's that going to take?
20 minutes.
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619. Bring some beer up for two,
and orange soda.
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620. Tapioca pudding,
you got tapioca pudding?
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621. No, sir,
we don't have any.
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622. Well, just bring the closest thing.
All right, great.
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623. Here, Ray.
Yeah.
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624. Take this, and food is coming shortly.
Yeah. Yeah.
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625. And I'll be right back.
Yeah.
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626. Course, I'm going to be here for
a long time. A very long time.
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627. I'm gone for good, gone
for good from my home.
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628. If I had said
anything, or did anything...
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629. WOMAN". Get out of here!
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630. MAN 2". It's all right, Susan.
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631. J.J., it's lucky I came right
over after I got your message.
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632. I got here as quickly
as I could, but...
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633. MAN 2-. What message?
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634. What message?
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635. MAN 1". Well, be that as it
may, someone called me...
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636. Oh, Si, Si.
Si.
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637. It's just lucky I got your message
and came over here in time.
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638. Why?
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639. J.J., Susie was so depressed
she tried to kill herself.
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640. Uh.
Ah.
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641. Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
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642. What is that?
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643. I think Raymond is in the room.
What?
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644. Raymond,
are you in here?
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645. Charlie, Charlie Babbitt.
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646. Well, get out.
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647. Get out!
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648. Go!
Stop it!
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649. Uh-oh.
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650. Jesus Christ!
Stop it.
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651. Go in there with him.
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652. Come on, Charlie, go in there.
What?
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653. He's your brother.
Why?
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654. He's afraid.
He doesn't understand this.
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655. Come on, go in there!
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656. Raymond, what were
you doing in my room?
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657. Raymond. Raymond! What
were you doing in my room?
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658. I don't know. You don't know
what you were doing in my room.
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659. Course,
there were noises.
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660. There were noises. Well, those
noises are none of your business,
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661. you understand that?
Huh?
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662. Put the phone book down, stop acting
like an idiot, and go to sleep.
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663. Hey, did you
hear what I said? Go to sleep!
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664. Go to sleep!
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665. Course, it's nine minutes to 11:00.
Lights out at 11:00.
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666. Yeah, well, new rules.
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667. You don't listen to me.
You don't listen to me.
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668. What? What are you
talking about?
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669. I asked you to go there and apologize.
You went there and insulted him again!
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670. What am I supposed to do, tuck him in?
I'm not his mother.
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671. Charlie, you're his brother.
His brother!
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672. They tell you today for the first
time that you have a brother,
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673. and I don't see in your face one little
reaction. Take it easy. Take it easy.
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674. I'm not saying joy,
I'm saying something.
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675. Take it easy, you don't know
what I'm going through here.
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676. No, I don't know
what you're going through.
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677. What are you
going through?
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678. Because I don't know.
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679. Because you don't
tell me anything.
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680. You just give me lies,
lies, lies.
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681. Lies, lies? What lies?
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682. The thing that Dr. Bruner asked you
to bring him here, this is bullshit.
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683. I know it's not true. So why don't
you tell me, why is he here?
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684. 'Cause I'm pissed at him.
Copy !req
685. At who?
At my father.
Copy !req
686. You're pissed at your father,
and you bring Raymond here why?
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687. I don't know why. 'Cause I
got him and they want him.
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688. This makes no sense!
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689. Raymond was left all the
money, and I got nothing.
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690. How much? $3 million. The
inheritance, every penny of it.
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691. So? So I'm gonna keep him till
I get my half! I deserve that!
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692. What is this?
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693. Huh?
Susanna?
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694. Just take it easy here.
I've had enough.
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695. What? You've had enough? What does
that mean, you've had enough?
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696. I've just had enough,
I'm leaving.
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697. You're leaving?
Yes.
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698. You're leaving me now?
I need you.
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699. I need you now.
What? You need nobody.
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700. What does that mean?
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701. What? Just take it easy.
What is my crime here?
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702. What is my goddamn crime? Your
crime is that you use people!
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703. You're using Raymond!
You're using me!
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704. You use everybody.
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705. I'm using Raymond?
Raymond!
Copy !req
706. Raymond, am I using you?
Am I using you, Raymond?
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707. Yeah.
Shut up!
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708. He is answering a question
from a half-hour ago!
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709. What good is
$3 million to him?
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710. That money is only just gonna sit
there for the rest of his life.
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711. And I need that money,
you know I need that money!
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712. Yeah, you need them, so it's
hardly like stealing, no?
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713. And when it's over,
what happens to Raymond?
Copy !req
714. He'll go back to Wallbrook,
or a better place.
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715. With the money, I
will put him in a better place.
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716. What difference does it make?
He is gonna be just the same!
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717. Only you have
his money, yeah!
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718. His money?
That man was my father, too.
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719. What about my fuckin' half?
Where's my fuckin' half?
Copy !req
720. I'm entitled to that money!
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721. You've kidnapped this man!
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722. I did not take him.
Yes, you did.
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723. I did not take him,
I took my half.
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724. Which half? You're crazy!
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725. Yeah, it runs in the family.
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726. You're wet, soaking wet and you're gonna
leave in the middle of the night.
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727. Would you just...
Just wait!
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728. My father has
stuck it to me all my life.
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729. What do you want from me?
I want out.
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730. Out.
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731. Stop it.
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732. Good morning.
Coffee?
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733. Yes.
That'd be good.
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734. Sally Dibbs.
Dibbs, Sally.
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735. 461-0192.
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736. How did you know
my phone number?
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737. How'd you know that?
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738. You said read the telephone
book last night. Dibbs, Sally.
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739. 461-0192.
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740. He remembers things,
little things sometimes.
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741. Very clever, boys.
I'll be right back.
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742. How'd you do that?
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743. How'd you do that?
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744. I don't know.
You memorized the whole book?
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745. No.
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746. You start from the beginning?
Yeah.
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747. How far did you get?
"G."
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748. "G." Gottsaken.
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749. William Marshall Gottsaken.
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750. You memorized to "G"?
Yeah,
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751. A, B, C, D, E, F, G?
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752. "G." Half Of "G."
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753. That's good, Ray.
Yeah.
Copy !req
754. I like that.
Yeah.
Copy !req
755. We hungry? Yeah, Tuesday
we have pancakes.
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756. Pancakes. That sounds good. We'll get
some pancakes. Yeah, with maple syrup.
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757. Hey, bet your butt.
Bet your butt.
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758. Uh-oh.
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759. They got pancakes.
Uh-oh.
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760. What is this, Ray?
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761. Course, I
don't have my toothpicks.
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762. No, you don't need
toothpicks.
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763. That was okay in the hotel
last night with the pizza,
Copy !req
764. but in a restaurant,
you eat with a fork.
Copy !req
765. Course, I don't have
my toothpicks.
Copy !req
766. You don't need
toothpicks, Ray.
Copy !req
767. Pancakes keep sliding off.
You're gonna eat with a fork.
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768. I don't have my
maple syrup, either.
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769. I'm gonna be without my maple
syrup and my toothpicks.
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770. You don't see any pancakes,
do you, Ray?
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771. Course, your promised maple
syrup is not here. Ray?
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772. When we order the pancakes, they're
gonna bring the maple syrup.
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773. Maple syrup is supposed to be on
the table before the pancakes.
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774. We haven't ordered yet, Ray.
Copy !req
775. Course, when they bring the
maple syrup after the pancakes,
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776. it'll definitely
be too late.
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777. How is that gonna be
too late? Huh, Ray?
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778. We haven't ordered the pancakes yet.
How is that gonna be...
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779. We're gonna
be here the entire morning
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780. with no maple syrup
and no toothpicks,
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781. I'm definitely, definitely not
gonna have my pancakes with...
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782. Ow! Ray'
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783. Don't make a scene.
Ow!
Copy !req
784. Stop acting like
a fuckin' retard.
Copy !req
785. Uh-oh.
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786. What is this,
what are you writing?
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787. What the fuck is this?
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788. "Serious...
Serious injury list"?
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789. "Charlie Babbitt.
Serious injury list"?
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790. What, are you
fuckin' kidding me?
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791. "Number 18 in 1988.
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792. "Squeezed and pulled
and hurt my neck in 1988."
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793. Squeezed and pulled
and hurt your neck in 1988?
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794. Dr. Bruner, it's Charlie Babbitt.
Where are you, son?
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795. It's not important.
What matters is who I'm with.
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796. You have to bring him back, Mr. Babbitt.
Do you understand me?
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797. No problem whatsoever.
That'll be $1.5 million.
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798. I'm not greedy, I just want my half.
Uh-oh.
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799. Raymond, don't touch that.
That's dirty.
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800. I can't do that, Mr. Babbitt.
You know I can't.
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801. Just bring him back,
and bring him back now.
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802. This is where he belongs.
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803. I'm his brother. It's not
like kidnapping, is it?
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804. He's always been
a voluntary patient here,
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805. but that's beside the point.
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806. The fact of the matter is, this is
where he can get the best care.
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807. We're talking
about his well-being.
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808. Yeah, let's just cut through
the bullshit, okay?
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809. Now, I am entitled to part
of my father's estate.
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810. If you don't want to cut a deal with
me, I'll fly him back to Los Angeles,
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811. stick him in
an institution out there,
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812. and we can have
a custody battle over him.
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813. Miss, he needs toothpicks.
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814. Could you help him, get him some
toothpicks? Thank you very much.
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815. You want to battle me
in the courts?
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816. Think about that,
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817. Dr. Bruner, think about that.
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818. Or we can cut
a deal right now.
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819. I don't think you have any idea of
the severity of Raymond's condition.
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820. Toothpicks.
He needs some toothpicks.
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821. Can we just get him some
toothpicks over here? Yeah.
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822. And I cannot, under any circumstances,
make any money deals with you.
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823. Then I'll see you in court.
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824. Can I have the check?
Sorry about the toothpicks.
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825. 82, 82, 82.
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826. 82 what, Ray?
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827. How much is this?
Toothpicks.
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828. It's a lot more
than 82 toothpicks, Ray.
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829. Course, 246 total.
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830. Keep the change.
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831. Ray. How many toothpicks
are in there?
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832. 250.
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833. Pretty close.
Come on. Let's go, Ray.
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834. 246.
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835. There's four left
in the box.
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836. Course, I have to
get my backpack.
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837. Forgot my backpack.
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838. MAN ON RADIO: 97X.
The future of rock and roll.
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839. 97X. Barn.
The future of rock and roll.
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840. 97X. Barn.
The future of rock and roll.
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841. 97X. Barn.
The future of rock and roll.
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842. Ray. Ray-
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843. Enough already.
Change the channel.
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844. 97X. Barn.
The future of rock and roll.
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845. 97X. Barn.
The future of rock and roll.
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846. Lenny, I don't care what
you think. Did they say that?
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847. You're gonna have to be
a lot more forceful with them.
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848. Lenny, are you...
Lenny, listen.
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849. Lenny, Lenny,
shut up a moment here.
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850. I am in serious trouble here. I can't get
to these cars. I can't get the money.
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851. Do you understand that?
My loan is past due.
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852. Look,
I'll call the loan office...
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853. Lenny“.
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854. tell them we have
a little problem.
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855. Charlie, let me talk...
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856. Lenny, just listen to me. I'll
be in LAX in three hours, okay?
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857. Now, remember the Buick is in A3, main
terminal. Make sure they pick it up.
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858. All right, well, right.
We'll see you in a few.
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859. Raymond, let's go.
Raymond.
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860. Ray! Ray, let's go.
Come on.
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861. What are you watching, Ray?
I don't know.
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862. You don't know?
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863. Final call for Flight 1569,
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864. service to Salt Lake City
and Los Angeles.
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865. Uh-oh.
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866. Uh-oh. Course, there's
an airplane out there.
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867. Yeah, that's right, and
everybody's boarding. Let's go.
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868. Airline travel's
very dangerous.
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869. Don't be silly. It's the
safest travel in the world.
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870. You're gonna love this.
Trust me. Yeah.
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871. Now, come on.
Oh, no.
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872. Ray.
Yeah.
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873. We're in an airport.
People fly out of airports.
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874. What did you think we were
doing here this whole time?
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875. Flying's very dangerous. 1987,
there were 30 airline accidents.
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876. 211 were fatalities, 231
were definitely passengers.
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877. This plane is very safe.
Believe me.
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878. I gotta get to L.A. I don't have
time for this shit. Come on.
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879. I don't know, I don't know.
Ray, Ray...
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880. You don't know?
No.
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881. What is it? This airline? Yeah.
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882. Is it this airline?
Yeah.
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883. Okay, fine.
We can...
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884. There's an American plane...
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885. American Flight 625
crashed April 27, 1976.
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886. We don't have to take American,
there's a lot of flights.
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887. Yeah.
Pick another airline.
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888. Continental.
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889. Continental crashed
November 15, 1987.
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890. Flight 1713.
28 casualties.
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891. This is very serious, Ray.
Very serious.
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892. You see,
I have to get to Los Angeles.
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893. All right? So you're gonna get on
that plane, do you understand me?
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894. Yeah. You're gonna have
to get on a plane.
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895. Yeah, get on a plane.
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896. Now, there's a Delta.
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897. It leaves at midnight, Ray,
but how's Delta?
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898. Delta crashed August 2, 1985.
Lockheed L-1011.
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899. Dallas/Fort Worth.
All right, Ray.
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900. Terrible wind shear. 135 passengers.
All airlines!
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901. All airlines have crashed
at one time or another.
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902. That doesn't mean
that they are not safe.
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903. Qantas.
Qantas?
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904. Qantas never crashed.
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905. Qantas?
Never crashed.
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906. Well, that's... That's going
to do me a lot of good, Ray.
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907. You see, Qantas doesn't fly
to L.A. out of Cincinnati.
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908. You have gotta get to Melbourne.
Australia.
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909. Melbourne, Australia in order to get
the plane that flies to Los Angeles!
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910. Do you hear me? Canberra's the capital.
16.2 million population.
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911. Very lovely beaches.
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912. You and I are gonna get on
this fucking plane! No.
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913. Ray, Ray, Ray!
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914. We're not going to take the plane.
He's okay, he's okay!
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915. He's okay. We're not
going to take the plane.
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916. Ray, Ray, just...
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917. Just relax. He was...
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918. He was upset. We were
gonna take the plane.
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919. We're not gonna take the plane now.
We're not gonna take the plane.
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920. We're not gonna fly, okay?
No flying.
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921. We're not gonna fly.
No flying.
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922. You tire me, Ray.
Yeah.
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923. We're going to drive to Los Angeles.
We're gonna drive to L.A.
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924. Okay? Come on, Ray.
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925. Ray, come on.
Yeah.
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926. Come on. Here.
No flying.
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927. Take the bag. We're not gonna take the
plane, Ray. Just grab the fucking bag, man.
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928. No flying-
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929. You're killing me, Ray. I just want
you to know you are killing me, man.
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930. No flying. I got to be in L.A.
in three hours,
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931. it's gonna take me three days.
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932. Come on. Come on.
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933. No flying-
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934. No flying-
No flying-
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935. Course,
I got Jeopardy! at 5:00.
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936. I watch Jeopardy! at 5:00.
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937. Don't start with that.
I've got Jeopardy! at 5:00.
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938. Dispatch, this is 1-0-9.
Go ahead, 1-0-9.
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939. See if you can get another unit
up here for point control.
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940. Two more over to you.
10-40.
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941. Come on. Let's go!
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942. Bring some more up.
What's your E.T.A.?
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943. Uh-oh.
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944. Ray.
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945. Ray, get in the car.
Driving is dangerous.
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946. Just get in the car.
Are you crazy? Huh?
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947. We'll be outta this
in a second.
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948. Yeah.
That's good.
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949. It's okay.
That's right.
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950. Yeah. We'll be outta here
in a few seconds. That's good.
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951. That's good. That's good.
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952. There's definitely
a fatal accident over there.
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953. Ray. Ray-
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954. Hey! We don't need your help up here.
Go on back to your oar.
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955. Just a minute!
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956. Ray. Ray. Ray.
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957. Ray.
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958. Excuse... Hey!
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959. Just wait...
There's nothing to see here.
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960. Go back and get in your car.
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961. Yes, sir.
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962. Wrecks just make him nervous. Fine.
Go back and get in your car.
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963. Yes, sir. Just stay there
by the side, okay, Raymond?
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964. Ray! Listen, Ray. Just stay there.
A lot of traffic.
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965. Yeah.
Definitely a lot of traffic.
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966. Hell of a lot of work
for $3 million.
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967. Just leave him on the goddamn highway
and just get the hell outta here.
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968. Yeah. What? I hear ya!
I hear ya!
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969. Stay in your car!
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970. What's it gonna be, Ray?
What's it gonna be?
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971. This is
a very dangerous highway.
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972. How am I gonna get to L.A.?
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973. Course, driving a car on this
interstate is very dangerous.
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974. You wanna get off the highway?
Will that make you happy?
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975. Yeah. Yeah? Well, you
gotta get in the car
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976. in order to
get off the highway!
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977. Course, in 1986, 46,400 male drivers were
definitely involved in fatal accidents.
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978. All right, I got an idea.
I got a great idea.
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979. You'll stay in front of the car
until we get off the exit.
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980. You'll get in, and we'll take
the not-so-dangerous road.
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981. Whatever that might be.
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982. Is that an idea?
Yeah.
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983. Come on. Give me five, Ray.
That's a great idea.
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984. Yeah. Give me five. Yeah. Yeah.
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985. This guy's
a fuckin' fruitcake.
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986. I'm asking you. Who's on first?
That's the man's name.
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987. That's whose name? Yes.
Go ahead and tell me.
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988. Who? The guy on first.
Who? The first baseman.
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989. Who is on first.
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990. Whose wife? Yes.
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991. After all, the man earns it.
Who does?
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992. Absolutely.
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993. All I'm tryin' to find out is what
the guy's name on first base.
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994. No. What is on second base.
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995. I'm not asking you who's on second base.
Who's on first?
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996. That's what
I'm tryin' to find out.
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997. Get the hell in the car!
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998. Don't change the players.
Yeah, get in the car.
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999. Get in the car.
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1000. Course, I have to be in bed
by 11:00.
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1001. Lights out at 11:00.
Have to watch TV.
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1002. Course, now it's almost
19 minutes to 11:00.
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1003. I have to be in bed at 11:00.
Lights out.
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1004. Don't start with this. We're not flying.
We're not on the interstate.
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1005. I'm on some shit secondary road.
I gotta make up some time.
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1006. I gotta get to Los Angeles.
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1007. I should have been there this afternoon.
My business needs me.
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1008. I gotta make up some time.
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1009. Definitely watch TV,
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1010. but you have to be
in bed at 11:00. Lights out.
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1011. Forget it.
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1012. Uh-oh, 19 minutes to 11:00.
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1013. This is a good one.
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1014. "We don't go out
when it rains."
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1015. This is a real good one, Ray.
I hope you appreciate this,
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1016. because my business is going
down the fuckin' toilet.
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1017. I should be in L.A.
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1018. Instead, I'm in the Honeymoon Haven
Motel in Bumblefuck, Missouri,
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1019. because you won't
go out when it rains.
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1020. It's mystifying. I mean,
it's fucking mystifying.
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1021. What is this?
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1022. Good news, bad news?
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1023. We passed DOT,
but failed EPA.
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1024. It all ends up the same.
I can't get my money.
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1025. Yes, sir, I'm just stuck in
Cincinnati since the funeral.
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1026. So many leftover details.
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1027. My family is,
needless to say,
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1028. quite overwhelmed.
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1029. Thank you. I appreciate it.
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1030. Well, it is a shock,
to say the least.
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1031. Thank you. Ls there any way I can
get an extension on that loan?
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1032. Just a couple of days.
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1033. It would make
a world of difference.
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1034. "We don't go out
when it's raining."
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1035. What? Speak up, Lenny.
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1036. Lenny, I bought time, I
didn't buy that kind of time.
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1037. What I want you to do is you're
gonna have to... How much?
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1038. Course, it's 12:30.
What?
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1039. Lunch is 12:30.
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1040. Hold on. What do you want for lunch?
Wednesday's fish sticks.
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1041. Fish sticks? Green lime
JELL-O for dessert.
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1042. Green lime JELL-O.
Want another apple juice?
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1043. I want orange soda.
Oh, it's 12:31.
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1044. I gotta go. He's starting
to rock and moan.
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1045. Yeah, it's definitely 12:32.
It's okay. No.
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1046. Course,
there's four fish sticks.
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1047. There's supposed
to be eight fish sticks.
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1048. Eight? There's eight.
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1049. You take a shower, Ray?
Hmm? Ray?
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1050. Ray, you take a shower, right?
Yeah.
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1051. Right?
Yeah.
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1052. It's the same as the rain.
You get a little wet.
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1053. What do you say, Ray?
What do you say? Huh?
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1054. Course, the shower's
in the bathroom.
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1055. That's the end
of that conversation.
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1056. Go again.
British Poetry for 200, please.
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1057. The answer at
the top of the category.
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1058. "Shakespeare wrote over 150
poems in this 14-line form."
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1059. What is a sonnet?
What is a sonnet?
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1060. You got it. Let's try
Double Letters for 200.
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1061. The top of that one.
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1062. "The last word in the Pledge
of Allegiance." Mark.
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1063. What is "stands"?
No.
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1064. Stu, legally, Bruner never established
a conservatorship of Raymond?
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1065. He didn't figure anyone would
show up to contest his authority.
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1066. If that's the case, I
definitely will get custody
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1067. and the $3 million, right?
Possibly.
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1068. Then you set up a date
for the custody hearing.
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1069. Stu, I want a firm date,
and I want it early.
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1070. I found that it was
an original record,
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1071. because the original song
had two verses...
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1072. Lenny, she hasn't come in,
she hasn't called?
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1073. If you see her
or hear from her,
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1074. tell her to call me
at this number.
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1075. The Air Alpha
Force, from Nike.
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1076. Would you look at that?
1957 Studebaker Golden Hawk.
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1077. Zero to 60
in under eight seconds.
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1078. 275 supercharged horsepower
under that hood.
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1079. That's beautiful. Course,
I'm an excellent driver.
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1080. You know how to drive?
Yeah.
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1081. When did you drive?
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1082. Course, I drove the Buick
on the driveway
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1083. when my dad
came to Wallbrook.
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1084. Was Dad in the car?
Was Dad in the car, Ray?
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1085. Yeah.
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1086. And he let you
drive the Buick?
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1087. Yeah, slow on the driveway.
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1088. I'll have to
let you drive sometime.
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1089. Raymond! Raymond! Raymond!
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1090. You never, never touch the
steering wheel when I'm driving!
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1091. Do you hear me?
Yeah.
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1092. Course, I don't
have my underwear.
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1093. What? I'm definitely not
wearing my underwear.
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1094. What are you
talking about?
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1095. I gave you a fresh pair
of mine this morning.
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1096. Not my underwear.
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1097. I told you to go in the bathroom
and put them on. Where are they?
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1098. Course, they're in
the pocket of my jacket.
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1099. Where?
Here.
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1100. These are too tight.
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1101. I don't want them back, Ray.
These are not boxer shorts.
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1102. Mine are boxer shorts.
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1103. What's the difference?
These are Hanes 32.
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1104. My boxer shorts have my name.
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1105. It says "Raymond."
All right.
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1106. When we pass a store, we'll pick
you up a pair of boxer shorts.
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1107. I get my boxer shorts
at Kmart in Cincinnati.
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1108. We're not going back to Cincinnati,
Ray, so don't even start with that.
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1109. 400 Oak Street.
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1110. You're not going
back to Cincinnati.
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1111. You don't have to go to Cincinnati
to pick up boxer shorts.
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1112. It's Oak and Burnett, in Cincinnati.
What did I say, Ray?
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1113. It's Kmart.
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1114. You hear me.
I know you hear me.
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1115. You don't fool me with
this shit for a second.
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1116. Yours are too tight.
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1117. Ray, did you
fuckin' hear what I said?
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1118. Shut up!
Yeah.
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1119. Cincinnati's
a long way off.
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1120. We're getting
further away from Kmart.
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1121. You don't have to go to Cincinnati
to get a pair of underwear at Kmart.
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1122. You have to go to Kmart.
400 Oak Street.
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1123. What'd I tell you, Ray? We're not
going to Cincinnati. That's final.
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1124. I get my boxer shorts
at Kmart.
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1125. Raymond, that is final!
Do you hear me?
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1126. I'm gonna be short-less.
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1127. What difference
does it make...
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1128. What difference does it make
where you buy underwear?
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1129. What difference
does it make?
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1130. Underwear is underwear!
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1131. It is underwear
wherever you buy it!
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1132. In Cincinnati or wherever!
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1133. Kmart.
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1134. You know what I think, Ray?
Kmart.
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1135. I think this autism is
a bunch of shit!
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1136. 'Cause you can't tell me
you're not in there somewhere!
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1137. Boxer shorts.
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1138. Boxer shorts at Kmart.
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1139. These are...
These are Hanes 32.
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1140. You're driving me crazy.
Mine are boxer shorts.
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1141. We're gonna have to make a little
stop and find a psychiatrist.
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1142. You're driving me crazy.
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1143. Oak and Burnett,
that's where the shorts are.
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1144. 'Cause you are
driving me crazy.
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1145. We have to buy them
at Kmart, Oak and Burnett.
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1146. We have to buy them
back in... Uh-oh.
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1147. Course, your shorts
are on the highway.
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1148. Let's go back
to Cincinnati. Kmart.
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1149. Good luck trying to find
a shrink in this town.
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1150. Raymond?
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1151. Hey, you.
Hey, dipshit, move it!
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1152. If you ain't gonna move,
I'll move you.
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1153. Hey, buddy. Hey, you!
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1154. You're gonna get run over out here.
Hey! Hey!
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1155. You're gonna get hurt. Come on.
It said, "Don't walk."
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1156. Hey! Do you hear me?
Yeah. It said, "Don't walk."
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1157. Move it. Move it.
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1158. Hey, it's all right, sir.
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1159. I'm sorry. He's from out of town.
Raymond?
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1160. Come on.
Yeah.
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1161. It's all right.
Gotta get to Kmart.
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1162. Raymond, Raymond, come on.
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1163. Kmart, 400 Oak Street.
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1164. It said, "Don't walk."
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1165. Yes, it's broken.
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1166. It said, "Don't walk."
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1167. This way.
Have to get to Kmart.
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1168. 400 Oak and Burnett.
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1169. Oak and Burnett.
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1170. He said, "Young man, go west,"
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1171. and this is the way
our country developed
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1172. from the East Coast
to the West Coast.
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1173. During that period of time
there was initiated
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1174. what was known as
the Pony Express.
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1175. I'm sure all of you
have read something about it
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1176. in the history
of the United States.
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1177. I may not have the days
exactly right or the years,
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1178. but I'm more or less familiar with
the history of the United States.
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1179. He's "artistic"?
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1180. No, he's autistic.
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1181. I'm not familiar with that.
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1182. What is the exact nature
of the problem?
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1183. He lives
in a world of his own.
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1184. I'm sorry,
but what's wrong with him?
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1185. It was a problem gettin' mail
from the East Coast...
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1186. Raymond, do a little of your
"What's On First?" for her.
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1187. Who's on first.
What's on second.
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1188. Huh?
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1189. They set up
an initial program
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1190. where the Pony Express
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1191. would ride for
approximately 20 miles...
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1192. What am I supposed to do?
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1193. There's gotta be something
that I can do here.
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1194. I'm not a psychiatrist,
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1195. but I do know that his brain
doesn't work like other people.
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1196. What he does isn't intended
to be annoying.
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1197. If he's getting on your nerves,
you just take a break.
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1198. Spend time away from him.
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1199. Sure, I'll just
send him back.
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1200. Sorry?
Nothing,
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1201. just kidding,
it's an inside joke.
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1202. You're telling me I just have to
deal with this stuff, is that it?
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1203. I just gotta deal
with this stuff.
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1204. Yeah, that's about it.
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1205. Out of curiosity, does he
have any special abilities?
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1206. Well, he's got
a pretty good memory.
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1207. He counts toothpicks.
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1208. He spilled a box of
toothpicks on the floor.
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1209. He took one look at them and he
knew exactly how many there were.
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1210. He counted them in seconds.
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1211. Ray?
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1212. Raymond?
Yeah.
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1213. Are you good
with numbers?
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1214. Yeah.
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1215. I read about this.
I want to try something here.
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1216. Kmart.
400 Oak Street.
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1217. What did I tell you? After this, Raymond.
After this.
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1218. Ray, can we try something? Yeah.
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1219. Do you know
how much 312 times 123 is?
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1220. 38,376.
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1221. He's right.
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1222. What?
He's right.
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1223. He's right?
Yeah.
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1224. Ray, how much is 4,343
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1225. times 1,234?
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1226. 5,359,262.
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1227. He's a genius.
That's right.
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1228. He's a genius.
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1229. Ray, do you know how much
the square root of 2,130 is?
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1230. 46.15192304.
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1231. 2304.
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1232. That's amazing.
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1233. That is amazing. He should work
for NASA or something like that.
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1234. If you had a dollar,
and you spent 50 cents,
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1235. how much money
would you have left?
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1236. About 70.
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1237. 70 cents?
70 cents.
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1238. So much
for the NASA idea.
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1239. Kmart.
We should go to Kmart.
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1240. What'd I tell ya?
After this, Ray.
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1241. 400 Oak Street.
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1242. Ray, do you know how much
a candy bar costs?
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1243. About $100.
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1244. $100, huh?
Yeah.
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1245. Do you know how much one of
those new compact cars cost?
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1246. About $100.
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1247. In his particular case, he's pretty
well-off, he's very high-functioning.
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1248. Most autistics, they can't speak
or they can't communicate.
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1249. Ray?
Yeah.
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1250. Do you know what autistic is?
Yeah.
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1251. You know that word?
Yeah.
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1252. Are you autistic?
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1253. I don't think so.
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1254. No, definitely not.
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1255. problem with
the Lamborghinis, Charlie.
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1256. Just shut up a second.
Let me see if I understood this.
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1257. Very small. Yeah.
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1258. It's gonna cost me $10,000
additional for each car.
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1259. Course, it's very crowded in here.
Is that...
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1260. It's very crowded in here. Ray,
please, just one second, okay?
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1261. Huh? What?
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1262. They wanna take out the
manifold and the carburetors
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1263. in order to put in
a fuel injection system now?
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1264. I mean, that is nonsense.
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1265. I know that you're upset.
What are you doing?
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1266. Too crowded in here for a backpack.
Just leave this on.
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1267. Yeah. It's gonna cost me
$40,000 just to meet EPA now.
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1268. What? No. No. No.
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1269. You give me the number. I'm gonna
call the conversion shop myself.
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1270. That's my pen.
That's definitely my book.
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1271. Taking your book
is not a serious injury.
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1272. For serious injury, look at the red book.
That book is blue.
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1273. Forgive me. I've lost my
secret decoder ring. 4-5-4-5.
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1274. You're already number 18. In 1988.
Got it. 1988, I know.
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1275. It's my book.
That's my pen.
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1276. Uh-oh.
12 minutes to Wapner.
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1277. It's definitely
very small in here.
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1278. Small... and safe.
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1279. You don't wanna
miss the party.
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1280. What you're witnessing
is real.
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1281. Do you know that? There's a
party in your honor, Ray.
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1282. When we get to L.A., a custody hearing.
My lawyer's setting it up right now.
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1283. You know why there's a party for you?
Because you're the 3-million-dollar man.
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1284. What you are witnessing
is real.
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1285. Ken Aldorf.
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1286. The participants are not actors.
Charlie Babbitt.
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1287. Uh-oh. Fart.
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1288. Yeah, Charlie Babbitt.
I'll hold.
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1289. Uh-oh. Fart.
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1290. Did you fart, Raymond?
Fart.
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1291. Did you fuckin' fart?
Fart.
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1292. Oh, man.
Get the smell out.
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1293. How can you stand that?
I don't mind it.
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1294. How can you stand that?
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1295. Yeah, Ken.
Ten minutes to Wapner.
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1296. Ken? How are you?
This is Charlie Babbitt.
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1297. We're definitely locked
in this box with no TV.
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1298. I just heard about this
$10,000 charge for every car.
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1299. They're definitely gonna start...
How can this be?
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1300. How can this possibly happen right now?
The People's Court starts...
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1301. I don't know. You're telling
me another $40,000.
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1302. They start on the button. They
definitely start on the button.
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1303. I've got a problem. I'm gonna have
to call you back from my next stop.
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1304. We're not gonna make it to the program.
Okay, my next stop.
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1305. Definitely have to go now.
Yes, we're going, Ray.
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1306. Just take it easy. Just take it easy.
Eight minutes to Wapner.
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1307. Where am I gonna find
a television around here?
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1308. Eight minutes to Wapner. We
got eight minutes to Wapner.
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1309. Come on. Come on.
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1310. You wanna get in there and see the show?
Huh? Huh, Raymond?
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1311. Wanna get in there and see the show?
Then listen up.
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1312. There's not another farmhouse
in sight. This is it, man.
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1313. You act weird, we don't get in.
You listening to me?
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1314. Yeah.
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1315. I want you to look normal. As
normal as possible, all right?
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1316. Just put your hands down.
Don't rock and moan.
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1317. Four minutes to Wapner.
Just shut up and stand there.
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1318. Yeah. Uh...
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1319. Raymond, don't rock and moan.
Put your hands down.
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1320. Good afternoon, ma'am. I'm Donald
Clemons from the A.C. Nielsen Company.
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1321. You're familiar with our work?
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1322. Nielsen... I...
You mean the TV ratings?
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1323. Yes, ma'am. That's exactly it. You've
been selected as a preliminary candidate
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1324. to become our next Nielsen
family in the tri-county area.
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1325. My husband's not home. If selected,
you'll share the responsibility
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1326. for shaping television programming
viewed by our entire nation
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1327. in return for which you'll receive a
check in the amount of $286 each month.
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1328. Who's he?
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1329. That would be my partner,
Mr. Bainbridge, who does sample...
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1330. Oh, boy.
That's it.
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1331. You blew it. You don't
get to see your program.
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1332. It's finished.
One minute to Wapner.
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1333. One minute to Wapner. One
minute to Wapner. One minute to Wapner.
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1334. I had you in there, Ray!
You were in there.
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1335. Defendants! Plaintiffs!
You had it all!
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1336. Uh-oh. They're in there
making legal history, Ray.
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1337. Legal history.
Oh! Oh, boy!
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1338. Oh, boy.
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1339. What is going on out here?
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1340. I'm sorry, ma'am. I lied to you.
It's gonna be on.
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1341. I am very sorry about that. That
man right there is my brother.
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1342. If he doesn't watch People's
Court in about 30 seconds
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1343. he's gonna throw a fit
right here on your porch.
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1344. Now, you can help me, or you can
stand there and watch it happen.
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1345. We like to watch cartoons. You
think he'd settle for that?
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1346. and she sees
an identical twin.
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1347. True, he didn't have his
shirt on, the other one did,
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1348. but they sure
look alike to me.
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1349. If it got on his chest, even if
it didn't burn or got real cold
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1350. I put my hand on the dry ice.
Daddy's not here now.
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1351. I wanted to take it off quickly
because it got very cold.
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1352. I also confess, I was afraid
I might burn my hand.
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1353. If I take it and put it up
against a bare chest...
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1354. Gary, work with me on this one. Believe
me, I'm gonna take care of you.
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1355. You know that song?
My judgment is for the...
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1356. We'll be back
for the audience reaction
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1357. to Judge Wapner's decision
right after these messages.
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1358. The head bone connected
from the neck bone
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1359. The neck bone connected
from the shoulder bone
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1360. The shoulder bone connected
from the back bone
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1361. The back bone connected
from the hip bone
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1362. The hip bone connected
from the thigh bone
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1363. Thigh bone connected
from the knee bone
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1364. The knee bone connected
from the leg bone
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1365. The leg bone connected
from the ankle bone
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1366. The ankle bone connected
from the heel bone
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1367. My credit card's been rejected?
Yes, sir.
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1368. Must be some accounting error.
How much is this gonna cost?
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1369. $20, sir.
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1370. Hear the word of the Lord
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1371. Oh, dem bones, dem bones
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1372. Thank you.
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1373. Dem bones, dem bones
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1374. Dem bones, dem bones
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1375. Now hear
the word of the Lord
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1376. Hear the word of the Lord
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1377. Course, I'm never going back.
It's gonna be a long time.
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1378. It's definitely going to be
a long journey.
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1379. Just a couple
of more days, Ray.
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1380. Yeah... You know the fella's name?
Then who's playing first?
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1381. You mean the fellow playing
first base for St. Louis?
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1382. We're gonna start with this again, Ray?
It's just another motel.
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1383. You gotta do this
every time?
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1384. That's the man's name.
That's whose name?
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1385. What are you asking me for? I'm
not asking you. I'm telling you.
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1386. Who's on first.
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1387. I'm asking you
who's on first.
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1388. Yo, Ray.
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1389. Ray, this is not...
It's not a riddle.
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1390. Yeah. You know
the fellow's name?
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1391. Then who's playing first? You're never
gonna figure out who's on first base,
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1392. because Who is on first base.
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1393. That's a joke, Ray.
It's comedy.
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1394. Sometimes his wife comes down
and collects it. Whose wife?
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1395. It's comedy, man.
Every dollar of it.
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1396. You got a first baseman
on first? Yeah.
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1397. It's a routine between
Abbott and Costello.
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1398. When you do it,
you're not funny.
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1399. You're the comedy team
of Abbott and Abbott.
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1400. You understand
what I'm saying?
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1401. Sometimes his wife
comes down and collects it.
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1402. Whose wife? Yeah.
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1403. Ray, you are never
going to solve it.
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1404. You know why you're never gonna solve it?
'Cause it's not a riddle, man.
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1405. If you understood that, if you
understood that it's funny,
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1406. you might get better.
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1407. All I'm trying to find out is,
what's the guy's name on first base?
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1408. What's the guy's
name on first base?
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1409. No. What's the guy's name
on second base.
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1410. Have you got a first
baseman on first? Yeah.
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1411. Then who's
playing first? Yeah.
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1412. Who's... You know
the fellow's name? Yeah.
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1413. Then who's
playing first?
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1414. The fella playing
for St. Louis?
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1415. Who. The guy on first.
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1416. The first baseman.
Who's on first.
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1417. What are you asking me for?
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1418. Have you got a first baseman
on first? Yeah.
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1419. All right, Ray. Come on.
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1420. We're gonna put the bed by
the window the way you like.
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1421. We got your apple juice.
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1422. We're gonna take the pens and paper out,
we're gonna put 'em on the table...
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1423. What's the matter, Ray,
did I forget something?
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1424. Cheese balls.
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1425. Yes, I forgot the cheese balls.
Definitely have cheese balls.
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1426. But we got them.
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1427. I have to have
12 cheese balls.
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1428. I have to get my tartar
control toothpaste.
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1429. We got that. I got that for
you a couple of days ago.
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1430. Where's my tartar control
toothpaste?
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1431. Raymond.
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1432. Raymond, remember when that doctor
asked you those questions today?
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1433. The number questions?
Yeah.
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1434. How did you do that?
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1435. I see it.
Huh?
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1436. I see it.
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1437. What's that?
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1438. Will you stop that for a second?
I see it.
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1439. Just put that down, will you?
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1440. I'm trying to talk to you.
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1441. When I say stop it,
why don't you stop it?
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1442. Why do you always
have to act like an idiot?
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1443. You think that's funny?
Yeah.
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1444. Funny Rain Man.
Funny teeth.
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1445. What did you say?
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1446. Funny teeth.
Rinse.
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1447. Why did you say...
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1448. Why did you say
funny teeth?
Copy !req
1449. You said funny teeth,
funny Rain Man.
Copy !req
1450. Rain Man?
I said Rain Man?
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1451. Yeah, funny Rain Man.
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1452. Was I trying to say Raymond,
and it came out Rain Man?
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1453. Yeah, funny Rain Man.
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1454. You? You're the Rain Man?
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1455. Who took this picture?
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1456. D-A-D.
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1457. And you lived with us?
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1458. 10961 Beechcrest Street,
Cincinnati, Ohio.
Copy !req
1459. When... When did you leave?
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1460. January 21, 1965.
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1461. You remember that?
It was Thursday.
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1462. Very snowy out.
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1463. 7.2 inches of snow
that day.
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1464. That's just after mom died,
New Year's.
Copy !req
1465. Mom died January 5, 1965.
Copy !req
1466. And you remember that day? You
remember that day that you left?
Copy !req
1467. After short
and sudden illness.
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1468. You remember that day you left?
Yeah.
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1469. Was I there?
Where was I?
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1470. You were in the window.
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1471. You waved to me.
"Bye-bye, Rain Man."
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1472. "Bye-bye, Rain Man."
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1473. So you were the one
that sang to me?
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1474. Yeah.
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1475. What did you sing?
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1476. What was that song?
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1477. What did you sing?
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1478. Well, she was just 17
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1479. And you know what I mean
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1480. And the way she looked
was way beyond compare
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1481. So how could I dance
with another
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1482. When I saw her
standing there?
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1483. Did I like it
when you sang to me?
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1484. Yeah.
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1485. Did we sing any other songs?
You like The Beatles?
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1486. Yeah.
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1487. Scary! Scary bad!
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1488. Scary bad!
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1489. It's scary!
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1490. Scary bad!
What's scary bad?
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1491. What's scary bad?
Copy !req
1492. Hot water burn baby!
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1493. Water!
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1494. "Hot water burn baby"?
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1495. What baby? Me? Me?
Yeah.
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1496. Easy. Easy. Ray, Ray-
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1497. Hot water burn baby.
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1498. I'm not burned.
Look at me. Please.
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1499. Hot water burn baby!
Ray, please. Please!
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1500. Please! I'm not burned.
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1501. I'm not burned.
Tub burn baby.
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1502. I'm not burned, man.
Tub burn baby.
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1503. I'm not burned.
Yeah.
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1504. I'm not burned. It's okay.
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1505. Yeah.
Yeah.
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1506. It's okay.
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1507. Gotta go
to Wallbrook now.
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1508. That's why
they put you away.
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1509. They thought
you'd hurt me.
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1510. Never hurt Charlie Babbitt.
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1511. What?
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1512. Never hurt
Charlie Babbitt.
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1513. What, Ray?
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1514. Never hurt Charlie Babbitt.
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1515. What?
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1516. Come on, it's 11:00, Ray.
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1517. Lights out.
Yeah.
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1518. Never hurt
Charlie Babbitt.
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1519. Never, never hurt
Charlie Babbitt.
Copy !req
1520. There you go. Right where you
like it, at the end of the bed.
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1521. Come on, Ray.
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1522. Hi, it's me.
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1523. Well, you didn't hang up.
Does that mean we're engaged?
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1524. Listen, I...
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1525. I just wanna hear
it's not over. I mean...
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1526. I'm scared it's over.
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1527. Don't ask me
tonight, Charlie.
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1528. I don't know what to say.
Let it sit.
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1529. That's something
I'm not real good at.
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1530. There's a lot of things
you're not good at.
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1531. I'll call you
when I get back, okay?
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1532. Uh-huh.
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1533. I'll see you.
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1534. Ciao.
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1535. What are you
looking at that for, Ray?
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1536. I just spent a couple of hundred
dollars on a little TV,
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1537. and now you're
watching a dryer.
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1538. I don't know.
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1539. 'Cause believe me, Ray, at the shrink
hearing, we're gonna have to prove
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1540. you prefer to
watch this little TV,
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1541. as opposed to
the clothes dryer.
Copy !req
1542. You understand that?
Yeah.
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1543. You listening to me?
Yeah.
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1544. Turn this off, will you,
when you're not watching it?
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1545. Yeah.
Copy !req
1546. If you run down the batteries, then where
are you gonna be at 3:00 when Wapner's on?
Copy !req
1547. Yeah, the red one
always falls the same.
Copy !req
1548. Why aren't you
listening to me?
Copy !req
1549. You just don't want
to listen to me, do you?
Copy !req
1550. You want to go back
to Wallbrook, is that it?
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1551. I gotta make a phone call.
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1552. Yeah, Lenny,
it's me, listen...
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1553. Charlie, where have you been?
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1554. I've been sitting by this
phone for three hours, man.
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1555. I had some things to do. I had
to buy some clothes and stuff.
Copy !req
1556. Clothes? Charlie, we are in
serious trouble. Serious trouble!
Copy !req
1557. What are you
doing buying clothes?
Copy !req
1558. Just take it easy.
Take it easy.
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1559. I'm in Tucumcari.
I'll be there in a few...
Copy !req
1560. They repossessed the cars
to pay off the loan.
Copy !req
1561. The cars are gone,
Charlie. Gone.
Copy !req
1562. Bateman wants his down payment back.
They all do.
Copy !req
1563. That's 80 thou, Charlie.
Copy !req
1564. $80,000.
Copy !req
1565. I don't have it.
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1566. Look, you gotta pay these
people back, or it's all over,
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1567. we're out of business.
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1568. What am I
gonna tell them?
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1569. I don't know.
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1570. Son of a bitch!
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1571. Son of a bitch!
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1572. Beyond the blue horizon
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1573. Lies the rising sun
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1574. Beyond the blue horizon
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1575. Waits a beautiful day
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1576. This would be a lot easier, Ray,
if you just let me put the top up.
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1577. You wouldn't have to fry.
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1578. Put this lotion on you so you don't burn.
All right?
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1579. Oh. Oh.
Ray.
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1580. Don't start with that.
You want me to put the top up?
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1581. I definitely
like the top down.
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1582. Yes, I know that.
Now, I don't want you to burn.
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1583. Yeah. Definitely like it
when the top's... Ow. Ooh.
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1584. It's all right. Just take it easy.
Take it easy.
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1585. Oh, no.
It's almost over.
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1586. Uh-huh. All right.
How does that feel?
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1587. Very slippery-
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1588. Maldonado swings and
hits a hot shot through the box
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1589. into center field
for a base hit.
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1590. One run is in.
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1591. Here's Brenly going to third.
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1592. The throw by Davis...
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1593. Not in time!
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1594. Brenly in safely at third base
on Maldonado's single.
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1595. Looks like he held that ball
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1596. out in center field a little bit
too long, don't you think so, Ed?
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1597. Take a look at it
once again.
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1598. Treadwell played it way over
towards the right side.
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1599. Shading him to pull.
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1600. Okay, here's Davis.
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1601. Yeah, he seems to hold it
there just a bit, Tom.
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1602. Sort of double-pumped it,
didn't he?
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1603. Watch it here
on the replay again.
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1604. He loses all chance
at a play on Brenly,
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1605. even though Brenly doesn't exactly
pick 'em up and lay 'em down.
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1606. And the throw into third base
finally is a little bit long...
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1607. Will you give me
a break with this?
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1608. Can't.
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1609. Ray, stop it.
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1610. But there is something
every woman needs
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1611. And a friendly smile will
do it every time
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1612. Lonely women make
good lovers
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1613. J-7.
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1614. K-7? What's that?
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1615. J-7.
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1616. What's J-7?
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1617. What's J-7? The song?
The song's J-7?
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1618. Yeah.
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1619. Lonely women make
good lovers
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1620. So if you've
got a woman...
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1621. Look out there, Raymond.
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1622. No, Raymond, out here.
Yeah.
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1623. "Eighteen Wheels
and a Dozen Roses."
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1624. What's the number?
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1625. E-5.
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1626. "Cheating Heart,
Hank Williams."
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1627. Your Cheating Heart. Course,
that's Hank Williams, Jr.
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1628. D-1. D-1.
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1629. "Blue Moon of Kentucky,
Bill Monroe."
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1630. And the Blue Grass Boys.
T-5.
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1631. How many toothpicks came
out of that box, Raymond?
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1632. 246.
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1633. Yeah.
246.
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1634. You paying attention?
Yeah.
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1635. You watching that?
Yeah.
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1636. You seeing that, Ray,
you catching that?
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1637. Yeah, falling
on the ground.
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1638. Okay. Now what...
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1639. What do I have left?
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1640. Two jacks, one 8,
one king, one 6,
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1641. two aces, one 10,
one 9, one 5.
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1642. One 5.
Yeah.
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1643. You are beautiful, man.
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1644. I'm an excellent driver.
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1645. You can't drive now, Ray.
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1646. Are you listening to me?
This is very important.
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1647. When there's lots of 10s left, 10s and
picture cards left, it's good for us.
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1648. Now, come on, say it.
"10s are good."
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1649. 10s are good.
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1650. Okay, if you're
going to bet one...
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1651. One if it's bad,
two if it's good.
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1652. That's right.
Two if it's good, Ray.
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1653. Now, listen,
casinos have house rules.
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1654. The first one is,
they don't like to lose.
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1655. So you never, never show
that you are counting cards.
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1656. That is
the cardinal sin, Ray.
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1657. Are you listening to me?
That's very, very important.
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1658. Yeah. Counting is bad.
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1659. Yes, counting is bad.
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1660. I like to drive slow
on the driveway.
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1661. You get this right, Ray,
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1662. you can drive wherever
you want as slow as you like.
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1663. I'm an excellent driver.
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1664. Miss Sue Morgan, please
pick up the hotel courtesy phone.
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1665. Miss Sue Morgan, please pick
up the hotel courtesy phone.
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1666. Raymond.
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1667. Rain Man?
Yeah.
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1668. Let's play some cards.
Yeah.
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1669. You want a hit?
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1670. No. You don't want a hit.
You've got 18.
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1671. I want a hit.
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1672. Sir, you have 18.
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1673. You don't want to hit. He
doesn't want to hit. Hit me.
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1674. Definitely want a hit.
Hitting 18.
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1675. He doesn't want to hit.
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1676. Hit me, hit me, hit me.
No, don't!
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1677. You took my queen, Ray.
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1678. I've got a 10,
I needed that queen.
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1679. I can't take your queen!
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1680. Sir, please don't
touch the cards.
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1681. I need my own queen, Ray.
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1682. There's lots of them.
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1683. There's lots of them?
Lots and lots of them.
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1684. Hold on here for a second.
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1685. I'm gonna double down.
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1686. Queen, queen.
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1687. Yes!
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1688. Yes, sir.
You gotta love this town.
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1689. I'm going for it, Nick.
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1690. It looks like it.
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1691. It certainly
looks like it.
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1692. Wanna bet one chip
or two chips, Ray?
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1693. Bet two.
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1694. Bet two.
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1695. What's your secret, guys?
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1696. We cheat.
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1697. This is Sam.
Tape table 47.
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1698. About $85,000.
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1699. $85,000? Did you call
the Eye in the Sky?
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1700. Sam did.
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1701. Sam did? Okay, I'll
take over from here.
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1702. All right.
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1703. All right!
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1704. You're doing well.
I'm happy for you, sir.
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1705. What do you see?
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1706. Well, he's not catching the hole
card and he's not past posting us.
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1707. I don't see him
using a computer.
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1708. No, he's not,
but something's not right.
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1709. You know there's no one in the world
can count into a six-deck shoe.
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1710. Hold it.
Hold it here.
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1711. Watch my chips.
I'm gonna be back in second.
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1712. Go right ahead, sir.
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1713. Ray, what are you doing?
We're in the middle of a hand.
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1714. You don't leave in the middle of a hand.
Ray, Ray, Ray!
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1715. We're hot. We are red hot! The Babbitt
brothers, kickin' ass in Vegas!
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1716. Wheel of Fortune. We got Cleopatra and
Caesar over there waiting for you.
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1717. Come on, Ray. "Look at all
this glamorous merchandise."
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1718. One for bad, two for good. 20.
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1719. 20?
Yeah.
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1720. It's going to hit on 20?
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1721. Yeah, 20, definitely 20.
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1722. $3,000 on 20.
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1723. Definitely 20.
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1724. Definitely 20?
Yeah.
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1725. Uh-Oh.
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1726. It's not your game, Ray.
Yeah.
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1727. I just lost $3,000.
Yeah.
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1728. That's $3,000 I lost.
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1729. Come on, Ray, come on,
a little...
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1730. No? Easy, don't start
banging yourself, all right?
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1731. Maybe we'll play a little bit later.
Yeah.
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1732. I'm gonna cash in.
Yeah, cash in.
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1733. You make me sad, Ray.
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1734. 20.
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1735. We won $86,000 and some
change, right, Ray?
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1736. $86,500.
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1737. $80,000.
Copy !req
1738. Refund on
the car payments,
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1739. and I owe...
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1740. What did I say I owe
to get the Rolex back?
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1741. $3,500.
Copy !req
1742. Six months to pay.
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1743. $3,500. We don't have to pay
for the room, that's comped.
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1744. I'm free and clear. I'm gonna
go take a celebration piss.
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1745. Don't go anywhere. Until I get
back, the sign says "Don't walk."
Copy !req
1746. Don't walk.
Don't walk.
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1747. Hey.
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1748. You looking for a date?
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1749. Are you?
I don't know.
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1750. What's your name?
Raymond.
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1751. My name is Iris.
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1752. Raymond, you like me?
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1753. I don't know.
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1754. You don't know?
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1755. I think if you gave me
a chance, you would.
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1756. Why don't we try to get
to know each other?
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1757. Yeah, get to know
each other.
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1758. He doesn't have
any money, honey.
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1759. That's all right, sugar,
'cause we are just talking.
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1760. Yeah, we're just talking.
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1761. Let's go upstairs, Ray.
What are you doing, man?
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1762. Getting to know
each other.
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1763. Just talking. What room?
I'll bring him up.
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1764. That's all right.
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1765. Is that what you want to do?
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1766. You want to stay here and get
to know each other, Ray?
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1767. Yeah. Get to know
each other. Just talking.
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1768. This will be interesting.
Yeah.
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1769. I'll be over here just in case.
Yeah.
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1770. He doesn't seem to like me.
Who is he?
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1771. He's my brother.
I'm living in his room.
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1772. He seems young
to be your brother.
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1773. He was born
August 12, 1962.
Copy !req
1774. It was a Sunday.
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1775. What exactly
do you guys do here?
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1776. We're counting cards.
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1777. You're counting cards?
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1778. We're counting cards.
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1779. Uh-huh.
We're counting cards.
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1780. What else do you do?
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1781. We're counting cards.
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1782. I know that you're counting cards.
What else do you do?
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1783. Are you taking
any prescription medication?
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1784. Whoa. Look, I'm out of here.
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1785. Course,
what time is the date?
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1786. Later.
What time is the date?
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1787. It's 10:00! Course, I have to be in
bed at 11:00. Lights out at 11:00.
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1788. 10:00 daylight-saving time.
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1789. 10:00 daylight-saving time.
10:00?
Copy !req
1790. You like her, Ray?
You think she's pretty?
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1791. Yeah. She's very sparkly.
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1792. Definitely very sparkly.
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1793. Very sparkly.
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1794. He did a great job
on that suit.
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1795. You don't realize
how good you look.
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1796. Do you like it?
It's not Kmart.
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1797. How could you
not like that suit?
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1798. You look fantastic, Ray.
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1799. How can you
not like that suit?
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1800. It's not a Kmart suit.
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1801. I'm gonna let you in on
a little secret. Yeah.
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1802. Kmart sucks. Okay?
Yeah.
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1803. There you go, Ray.
Yeah.
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1804. It's the
high rollers' suite.
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1805. This is for you.
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1806. Ever seen a room
like this before?
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1807. What's up there?
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1808. What's up there?
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1809. You're not even looking, man.
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1810. Yeah. Bed.
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1811. That's a bed.
That's your bed.
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1812. I had them put it up there
especially for you,
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1813. right by the window,
just the way you like it.
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1814. Bed by the window.
That's right. Go on up.
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1815. Just the way you
like it, isn't it? Yeah.
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1816. Look at you
with all those lights, Ray.
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1817. Mr. Vegas. You are
Mr. Las Vegas now, man.
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1818. What do you think?
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1819. There's a lot of lights out there.
Very sparkly. Very twinkly.
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1820. We made
a lot of money today.
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1821. We made a lot of money!
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1822. Forgetting the $3,000 that we tossed
away at that wheel of fortune.
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1823. Yeah, wheel of fortune.
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1824. I'm sorry about that.
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1825. I'm sorry, you know,
I got a little carried away.
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1826. I got a little hot, okay, Ray?
Yeah.
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1827. I'm saying that I'm sorry, and I just
want you to know that I am sorry.
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1828. I'm apologizing.
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1829. I got a little carried away.
Copy !req
1830. The money...
I got a little greedy.
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1831. Want to say something?
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1832. I have to be at the bar
at 10:00 with Iris.
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1833. I mean, 'cause, you know,
I've got to thank you, man.
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1834. You...
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1835. You did it. You did it.
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1836. I was just there.
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1837. You saved my ass.
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1838. I was just
along for the ride.
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1839. Have to be
at the bar at 10:00.
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1840. Have to go
to the date with Iris.
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1841. Yeah, Iris.
That's her name.
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1842. Big date.
Going to go dancing.
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1843. Yeah, dancing.
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1844. Have to go to the date
with Iris at the bar, dancing.
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1845. Know how to dance?
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1846. I don't know.
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1847. You don't know how to dance?
You ought to learn sometime.
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1848. Have to learn
to dance with a date.
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1849. Have to learn
to dance with a date.
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1850. I was just kidding, Ray. You're not
gonna have to dance on this date.
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1851. Have to go to the date.
Learn to dance.
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1852. Definitely. Now.
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1853. Ray, you don't have
to dance now,
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1854. but, listen, I'll teach you
how to dance sometime.
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1855. Definitely have to.
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1856. No, you're not
gonna have to dance on this.
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1857. Definitely have to learn
to dance now for the date.
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1858. Sorry I even brought this up.
All right, Ray.
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1859. You're right. My mistake. 10:00.
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1860. You got the only famous
dancing hooker in Vegas.
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1861. All right.
Stand over there.
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1862. My lonely days are over
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1863. Come over here.
Yeah.
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1864. Now, you hear the music? Yeah.
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1865. Just watch my feet.
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1866. Raymond, watch my feet.
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1867. Yeah.
Just do what I'm doing.
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1868. Okay, you see? You feel
the rhythm of the music?
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1869. We're just moving
our feet like that.
Copy !req
1870. Okay? Now, you're the guy,
so you're gonna have to lead.
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1871. All right, and I'm the date,
so you want to...
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1872. The skies above are blue
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1873. You want to...
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1874. Put your left hand
up like this.
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1875. Raymond, don't stop moving.
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1876. Raymond, paying attention? Yeah.
Copy !req
1877. Don't stop moving. Put your
left hand up like this.
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1878. Yeah. Left hand up. That's good.
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1879. Don't stop moving.
Just keep moving.
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1880. That's good.
Just like that.
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1881. Now you wanna take this other hand, you
wanna put it around behind my back.
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1882. Want to learn how to dance?
Yeah.
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1883. Okay, 'cause you gotta touch
someone when you dance.
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1884. I'm not going to hurt
you, all right? Yeah.
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1885. Just put it right there.
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1886. I take my hand,
I put it up here.
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1887. Watch my feet, Ray.
Copy !req
1888. Watch my feet.
The rhythm, the rhythm.
Copy !req
1889. All right?
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1890. Now, when you dance you can't
watch my feet the whole time,
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1891. so you're gonna have to look up.
Yeah.
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1892. When I tell you to, I want you
to just look up, real slow.
Copy !req
1893. Just keep moving.
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1894. Okay, you ready?
Yeah.
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1895. All right, start looking up.
Yeah.
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1896. A little more.
Keep moving.
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1897. Just a little more.
Yeah.
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1898. A little more, Ray.
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1899. All the way up.
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1900. You smile
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1901. There you go, Ray.
Yeah.
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1902. You're dancing.
This is it.
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1903. Yeah, dancing.
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1904. You want to close your hand here.
Just“
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1905. You wanna pull like that.
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1906. You're gonna
turn me like this, okay?
Copy !req
1907. Here we are in heaven
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1908. Just turn. That's good.
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1909. This is dancing.
This is dancing.
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1910. Don't know about you, but I'm
starting to feel a little silly.
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1911. For you are mine
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1912. At last
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1913. That's it.
Yeah.
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1914. All right!
All right!
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1915. Beautiful! You are a good dancer!
Yeah.
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1916. You wanna give me a hug? Yeah.
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1917. Yeah?
Yeah.
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1918. I just wanted
to give you a hug, Ray.
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1919. Just felt like
giving you a hug.
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1920. What are you doing here?
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1921. I'm unemployed.
Copy !req
1922. What do you mean?
Copy !req
1923. You don't know about the business?
I know about the business.
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1924. Come on in. It's okay.
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1925. I'm glad to see you.
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1926. Ray, look who's here.
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1927. It's not right, what
you're doing to Raymond.
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1928. He's fine.
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1929. I know he's fine. He's in Las
Vegas in a suit, in a big room.
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1930. It makes me sad.
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1931. Six minutes to my date.
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1932. Six minutes to Iris.
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1933. He has a date?
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1934. Raymond, it'd be nice
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1935. if you didn't carry that
television everywhere we go.
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1936. What do you gotta bring a
Watchman for on your date?
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1937. The man's dancing.
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1938. But what does your date
look like, Raymond?
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1939. She's very sparkly.
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1940. She looks like
a holiday.
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1941. I don't think I've heard
that one before.
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1942. Mr. Babbitt.
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1943. Mr. Kelso would like
to see you.
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1944. I don't know Mr. Kelso.
He's director of security.
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1945. Would you come
with me, please?
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1946. Sure. Listen, Susanna, why
don't you stay with Raymond?
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1947. Right this way, sir.
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1948. 10:01. She's not here.
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1949. She'll come.
She will.
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1950. Congratulations, Mr. Babbitt.
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1951. Counting into a six-deck shoe
is quite a feat.
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1952. I'm afraid I don't understand
what you're talking about.
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1953. We make videotapes,
Mr. Babbitt,
Copy !req
1954. and we analyze the tapes,
Copy !req
1955. and we even share some of the
information with the other casinos.
Copy !req
1956. These tapes suggest that you
should take your winnings
Copy !req
1957. and leave the state.
Copy !req
1958. Mr. Kelso, someone has
a good day at the tables
Copy !req
1959. and you accuse them
of illegal activities?
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1960. Is this how you treat
all your guests?
Copy !req
1961. All you have to do is
close your mouth and go home.
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1962. And those are the best odds
you're gonna see for a while.
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1963. I'd take 'em.
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1964. Did you want to dance on
your date, Ray? Yeah.
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1965. There'll be
other chances, Ray.
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1966. Many pretty girls would love
to dance with you. Yeah.
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1967. It's gonna be okay.
Yeah.
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1968. Uh-oh.
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1969. I like this music, Ray.
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1970. Elevator stopped.
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1971. It's okay.
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1972. You think you could
show me the way
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1973. you were going to
dance with Iris?
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1974. Yes? Yeah.
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1975. Would you like
to dance with me?
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1976. Elevator's on hold.
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1977. It's okay. Give me this.
Yeah.
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1978. Show me. Show me how.
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1979. Yeah. Charlie Babbitt
taught me.
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1980. Charlie Babbitt?
Yeah.
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1981. Dancing in the elevator.
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1982. It's nice.
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1983. You're very good.
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1984. Iris missed
a beautiful dance.
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1985. Yeah.
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1986. And a kiss.
Yeah, and a kiss.
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1987. Have you ever
kissed a girl?
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1988. I don't know.
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1989. You don't know?
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1990. Open your mouth. Open.
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1991. Like this.
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1992. Like you are tasting
something very good
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1993. and very soft.
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1994. Like this.
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1995. Close your eyes.
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1996. It's okay, Ray.
Yeah.
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1997. How was that?
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1998. Wet.
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1999. Then we did it right.
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2000. Elevator's
definitely stuck.
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2001. No, it's not stuck.
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2002. Fred Astaire
and Ginger Rogers.
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2003. Like us.
Yeah, like us.
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2004. What did I
tell you, Ray?
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2005. I promised
you could drive, this is it.
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2006. At Wallbrook, I drive
slow on the driveway.
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2007. Charlie, this is okay?
He can drive?
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2008. Course,
I'm an excellent driver.
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2009. He's very good
in the driveway.
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2010. Ray, why don't you
get in the front seat?
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2011. So I'll wait to hear from you
after Raymond's meeting? Yeah.
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2012. Don't worry.
It's gonna be fine, okay?
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2013. Oh, yeah.
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2014. I'm nervous.
I know.
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2015. Listen, I'm glad... Happy. I'm
happy that you came to Vegas.
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2016. I know.
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2017. Ciao.
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2018. Ray, thank you for the
date in the elevator.
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2019. It was really nice.
Yeah.
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2020. Ciao.
Yeah.
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2021. Thank you for the what? What?
Copy !req
2022. Nothing.
Something between us.
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2023. Between us?
Mmm-hmm, us.
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2024. Us, Ray?
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2025. Here we go, Ray.
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2026. This is your bedroom
up here.
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2027. Course,
there's no bed there.
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2028. Definitely no bed there.
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2029. Oh, no,
this is a magic bed, Ray.
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2030. You just watch and see.
Copy !req
2031. We got the table
over here.
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2032. We got the television, Ray.
Copy !req
2033. Went to the video store, I got a
little surprise for you, Ray.
Copy !req
2034. I picked up
a video for you.
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2035. Don't start with that,
Ray.
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2036. This is...
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2037. It's not just
another place, Ray.
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2038. This is...
This is my place.
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2039. That's the man's name.
That's whose name? Yes.
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2040. Who? The first baseman.
Who's on first.
Copy !req
2041. You got a first baseman?
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2042. Who's playing first?
Absolutely.
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2043. When you pay off the first
baseman, who gets the money?
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2044. Every dollar of it.
Why not?
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2045. The man's entitled to it.
Who is?
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2046. Yes.
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2047. So who gets it?
Why shouldn't he?
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2048. Sometimes his wife
comes down and collects it.
Copy !req
2049. Whose wife?
Yes.
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2050. After all, the man earns it.
Who does?
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2051. Absolutely.
Copy !req
2052. All I'm tryin' to find out is what's
the guy's name on first base?
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2053. No. What is
on second base.
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2054. This is funny, Ray. Don't
you think this is funny?
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2055. Yeah, this is funny.
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2056. I'm not changing nobody.
Copy !req
2057. Where'd you
see this first?
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2058. Dad gave me a book
of baseball trivia.
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2059. Dad, huh'? I'm not asking
you who's on second.
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2060. Guess it didn't read as funny.
Definitely not.
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2061. We're not talking
about him.
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2062. Hello, this is Dr. Bruner.
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2063. I'd like you to call me...
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2064. Yeah, what is it?
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2065. Oh, I thought
I got the machine.
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2066. No.
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2067. I just got into town,
and, as you know,
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2068. the psychological interview
is tomorrow, Charlie.
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2069. Yes, sir, I know that.
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2070. I thought we should
get together and talk.
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2071. I really think it might be in
your best interest to meet me.
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2072. All right.
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2073. When?
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2074. I'm at the Bonaventure.
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2075. How about tonight
at 8:30?
Copy !req
2076. Tomorrow morning
you'll meet Dr. Marston
Copy !req
2077. who's in charge of Raymond's
psychiatric evaluation. Yeah, I know.
Copy !req
2078. I gave him boxes
of files on Raymond. Boxes.
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2079. Well, good luck.
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2080. Look, this isn't
a close call, son.
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2081. It's a formality.
Copy !req
2082. Your brother's
a very disabled individual.
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2083. You trying to tell me that
Marston's gonna rule against me?
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2084. Is that why
you called me up here?
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2085. No, I'm telling you it's always
been a lost cause, Charlie.
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2086. Then what is this about?
Why'd you call me?
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2087. Let me tell you something. Your father put
me in charge of all the money, all right?
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2088. Yeah.
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2089. And it doesn't matter whether or
not you win custody of Raymond.
Copy !req
2090. I won't have to
pay you a dime.
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2091. It's at my discretion,
not the court's.
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2092. What, so you can't lose?
Copy !req
2093. I can lose.
Copy !req
2094. I can lose Raymond.
Copy !req
2095. I happen to care
about your brother's life
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2096. and the treatment
he receives.
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2097. I made a commitment to your
father some 20 years ago,
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2098. and I'm not willing
to gamble with that.
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2099. What is this?
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2100. It's a very big check.
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2101. $250,000.
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2102. And no strings attached.
Copy !req
2103. You just walk away, Charlie.
Copy !req
2104. You know, this isn't
about you and me.
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2105. It's not about
winning or losing.
Copy !req
2106. I asked you a week ago, why didn't
anyone ever tell me I had a brother?
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2107. You didn't have an answer.
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2108. I don't know.
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2109. It's funny,
I just realized
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2110. I'm not pissed off anymore my
father cut me out of his will.
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2111. You were his friend,
you probably knew he tried
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2112. to contact me a few times
over the years.
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2113. I never called him back.
I was a prick.
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2114. If he was my son,
didn't return my calls,
Copy !req
2115. I'd have written him out.
Fuck him.
Copy !req
2116. But it's not
about the money anymore.
Copy !req
2117. It's about...
I just don't understand
Copy !req
2118. why didn't he tell me
I had a brother?
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2119. Why didn't you tell me
I had a brother?
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2120. Why didn't anyone ever
tell me that I had a brother?
Copy !req
2121. I mean...
Copy !req
2122. Because it'd have been nice to know him
for more than just the past six days.
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2123. Ray! Ray! Ray! Ray!
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2124. Ray! Ray! Ray! Ray!
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2125. Ray!
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2126. Come on.
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2127. It stopped.
It's all right.
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2128. V-E-R-N.
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2129. Vern. Vern.
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2130. Main man.
My main man, Vern.
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2131. V-E-R-N.
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2132. Uh-oh.
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2133. My main man, Vern.
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2134. V-E-R-N. Vern. My main man.
Copy !req
2135. All right, Ray, they got
raspberry, strawberry, blueberry,
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2136. Pink Caddie, whole-wheat,
Peachy Keen, beer nut,
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2137. Rocky Road, buckwheat,
Belly Buster, blueberry.
Copy !req
2138. What kind of
pancakes you want, Ray?
Copy !req
2139. Pancakes.
Yeah. What kind?
Copy !req
2140. Pancakes.
Of course.
Copy !req
2141. Course, maple syrup is supposed to
be on the table before the pancakes.
Copy !req
2142. Ray.
Yeah.
Copy !req
2143. Ta-da.
Copy !req
2144. Charlie Babbitt
made a joke.
Copy !req
2145. I made a joke, Ray.
Yeah.
Copy !req
2146. Step back
a little bit, Ray.
Copy !req
2147. Hello?
Copy !req
2148. Why don't you go
sit down over there?
Copy !req
2149. Hello?
Copy !req
2150. This is not a legal
proceeding, Mr. Babbitt,
Copy !req
2151. so there's no lawyers,
no judge present,
Copy !req
2152. just the people
who care about Raymond.
Copy !req
2153. Raymond, why don't you
have a seat over there?
Copy !req
2154. Mr. Babbitt, why don't you go
to that side of the table?
Copy !req
2155. Raymond, right here.
Have a seat.
Copy !req
2156. Raymond, right here.
Take this seat, okay?
Copy !req
2157. Ray, you can put your knapsack
on the floor.
Copy !req
2158. I think this is a good opportunity
to be honest with one another.
Copy !req
2159. And the TV. Ray, the TV. Yeah.
Copy !req
2160. On the floor. I'm sorry. Yeah.
Copy !req
2161. I don't know any easy way
to say this, Mr. Babbitt...
Copy !req
2162. To say what?
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2163. Have I lost already?
No, you haven't lost.
Copy !req
2164. I'm not the judge and jury. I'm just a
doctor making a recommendation to a court.
Copy !req
2165. Now, I must tell you
that Dr. Bruner
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2166. is a very respected
professional.
Copy !req
2167. Raymond's case has been meticulously
documented over the years,
Copy !req
2168. and, of course, Wallbrook is one of the
finest institutions we have in this country.
Copy !req
2169. Boy, you guys have already made up
your mind. I'll see you in court.
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2170. Hold on, son.
No one's your enemy.
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2171. My brother came further
with me in a week
Copy !req
2172. than he did with you in 20 years.
And that's the truth.
Copy !req
2173. I don't think... You don't
know anything about us!
Copy !req
2174. I don't think it's necessary
to challenge Dr. Bruner.
Copy !req
2175. I'm sorry.
All right.
Copy !req
2176. Exactly what happened
this past week, Raymond?
Copy !req
2177. Well, we got...
I was asking Raymond.
Copy !req
2178. Raymond, what happened
this past week?
Copy !req
2179. What did you do, Raymond?
Counted cards.
Copy !req
2180. Counted cards? Counted
cards in Las Vegas.
Copy !req
2181. Your brother
took you to Las Vegas?
Copy !req
2182. $3,000 on
the wheel of fortune.
Copy !req
2183. He gave you $3,000
to gamble with?
Copy !req
2184. Lost $3,000 on pitiful 20.
Copy !req
2185. What else did you do?
Bet on number 20.
Copy !req
2186. What else did you do?
Copy !req
2187. Danced with
Charlie Babbitt.
Copy !req
2188. Danced with your brother? He
wanted to learn how to dance
Copy !req
2189. so I taught him. Danced in
the elevator with Susanna.
Copy !req
2190. Kissed Susanna.
Copy !req
2191. Kissed Susanna?
Yeah. In the elevator.
Copy !req
2192. Did you enjoy
kissing a woman?
Copy !req
2193. I don't know.
Copy !req
2194. How did it feel?
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2195. It felt wet.
Copy !req
2196. Wet?
Yeah.
Copy !req
2197. Quite a trip, huh?
Yeah.
Copy !req
2198. You enjoy
being on the road?
Copy !req
2199. I'm an excellent driver.
Copy !req
2200. You drove?
Yeah.
Copy !req
2201. Your brother let you drive on the highway?
The interstate?
Copy !req
2202. Yeah, slow on the driveway.
Copy !req
2203. He didn't drive
on the highway.
Copy !req
2204. Did he have any emotional
outbursts this past week?
Copy !req
2205. What do you mean?
Copy !req
2206. Well,
things they tend to do.
Copy !req
2207. Inflicting bodily harm
on themselves...
Copy !req
2208. Okay, yeah, a couple of times.
A couple of times?
Copy !req
2209. Okay, he had what you call
an outburst at the airport
Copy !req
2210. because he didn't want to fly,
so we didn't fly.
Copy !req
2211. When was the last outburst
that he had?
Copy !req
2212. This morning.
This morning?
Copy !req
2213. This is bullshit. Because I could tell
you anything, I could tell you nothing,
Copy !req
2214. and you'd never
know the difference.
Copy !req
2215. This morning
the smoke alarm went off.
Copy !req
2216. He got a little nervous,
but he's fine.
Copy !req
2217. Don't feel as though
I'm placing any blame.
Copy !req
2218. We went out for pancakes.
Copy !req
2219. Look at him, he's fine. You
don't have to be defensive.
Copy !req
2220. I'm not challenging you. I'm
just being honest with you.
Copy !req
2221. You're missing the point.
You're missing the point.
Copy !req
2222. I'm being truthful about this.
Copy !req
2223. The point I was trying to make
is I'm not placing any blame...
Copy !req
2224. I had a father I hardly knew, a
mother I didn't know at all,
Copy !req
2225. I find out a few days ago
that I have a brother,
Copy !req
2226. and I wanna be with him and
I'm supposed to give him up?
Copy !req
2227. No one is
saying anything...
Copy !req
2228. I didn't hurt him,
he's not hurting me,
Copy !req
2229. we're not hurting you. Now, why are
you interfering? This is my family.
Copy !req
2230. I'm not interfering. This is my family.
Do you understand that?
Copy !req
2231. I understand that.
Copy !req
2232. Yes, you do have a brother,
Copy !req
2233. but the point is he's not capable
of having a relationship with you.
Copy !req
2234. That's your opinion. Did you spend 24
hours a day, seven days a week with him?
Copy !req
2235. Have you ever done that?
Copy !req
2236. Look, you cannot take
on the responsibility
Copy !req
2237. of your brother
without professional guidance.
Copy !req
2238. That's your opinion,
Dr. Bruner.
Copy !req
2239. Yes, it's my opinion.
Copy !req
2240. There's a couple of things I'd
like to go over in this file.
Copy !req
2241. Dr. Bruner states a week ago you
stole Raymond out of the institution
Copy !req
2242. and you're willing to trade him for
$1.5 million. Is that correct?
Copy !req
2243. My father died. I was upset.
Copy !req
2244. Okay? That was wrong.
Okay.
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2245. So last week you were upset,
Copy !req
2246. and then this week you suddenly
found some devotion to your brother
Copy !req
2247. and you want to take care of
him the rest of your life?
Copy !req
2248. Yes.
Copy !req
2249. So in the beginning,
it was like a kidnapping.
Copy !req
2250. Kidnapping...
That's very strong.
Copy !req
2251. I didn't kidnap my brother.
Copy !req
2252. But in the course of the week, you came
to have an understanding with him.
Copy !req
2253. Yes.
Copy !req
2254. Look, that...
Copy !req
2255. Yes?
When we...
Copy !req
2256. I understand that this
sounds irrational to you.
Copy !req
2257. Yes, when it started out,
it had...
Copy !req
2258. Don't feel compelled
to be defensive about that.
Copy !req
2259. Can I talk?
Yes, you can.
Copy !req
2260. I'd like to talk. Thank you.
Yes, you can.
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2261. There's no accusations.
Copy !req
2262. Go ahead.
Copy !req
2263. There's no accusations?
Copy !req
2264. See, you have to understand that
when we started out together,
Copy !req
2265. that he was
only my brother
Copy !req
2266. 'm name.
Copy !req
2267. And as...
Copy !req
2268. Then this morning
we had pancakes.
Copy !req
2269. Maple syrup-
Copy !req
2270. Maple syrup on the...
Copy !req
2271. Maple syrup on the table.
And pancakes.
Copy !req
2272. And Charlie Babbitt
made a joke.
Copy !req
2273. You see, we...
Copy !req
2274. I made a connection.
Copy !req
2275. I think that's very admirable
that you made a connection,
Copy !req
2276. but I think the purpose of
this meeting is to determine
Copy !req
2277. what is best for Raymond.
Copy !req
2278. Whether or not he's capable of
functioning in the community,
Copy !req
2279. and what, in fact,
he wants,
Copy !req
2280. if that's possible
to determine.
Copy !req
2281. I'm all for that.
Copy !req
2282. Raymond's unable to make
those kind of decisions.
Copy !req
2283. You're wrong.
Copy !req
2284. Charlie, you know
he can't decide for himself.
Copy !req
2285. He's capable of
a lot more than you know.
Copy !req
2286. Why don't we ask Raymond?
Maybe we can find a few answers.
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2287. Raymond, can I ask you
a few questions?
Copy !req
2288. Ray, the doctor's talking to you.
Yeah?
Copy !req
2289. Raymond, can I ask you
a few questions? Yeah.
Copy !req
2290. Do you want to stay
with your brother Charlie?
Copy !req
2291. Raymond, would you like to stay with
your brother Charlie in Los Angeles?
Copy !req
2292. Ray, the doctor's
asking you a question,
Copy !req
2293. so you listen, okay, Ray? Yeah.
Copy !req
2294. Raymond, do you want to stay
with your brother Charlie?
Copy !req
2295. Raymond, do you want to stay
with your brother Charlie? Yeah.
Copy !req
2296. You do?
Yeah.
Copy !req
2297. You want to stay with your brother?
Yeah.
Copy !req
2298. Stay with my brother,
Charlie Babbitt.
Copy !req
2299. That's what you want?
Yeah.
Copy !req
2300. You want to stay with your brother?
Yeah.
Copy !req
2301. Can I ask you something
else, Raymond? Yeah.
Copy !req
2302. Do you want to go back to Wallbrook?
Yeah.
Copy !req
2303. Raymond, can you make a distinction
between your brother and Wallbrook?
Copy !req
2304. Yeah.
Copy !req
2305. Do you want to
stay with your brother Charlie
Copy !req
2306. here in Los Angeles?
Yeah.
Copy !req
2307. Or do you wanna go back
to Wallbrook? Yeah.
Copy !req
2308. Two separate things, stay with your
brother or go back to Wallbrook?
Copy !req
2309. It's not one thing, Raymond.
Copy !req
2310. This is your brother.
You make a choice.
Copy !req
2311. Back to Wallbrook,
stay with Charlie Babbitt.
Copy !req
2312. Okay.
Copy !req
2313. Back to Wallbrook, stay with
my brother Charlie Babbitt.
Copy !req
2314. No,no, no. Two separate things.
Can you make that choice?
Copy !req
2315. One or the other. Yeah,
go back to Wallbrook...
Copy !req
2316. All right.
Copy !req
2317. Stay back at Wallbrook. Hold on.
Just hold on!
Copy !req
2318. Stay back at Wallbrook.
All right.
Copy !req
2319. You made your point. Okay? You
don't have to humiliate him.
Copy !req
2320. Ray, it's okay. It's over.
Copy !req
2321. Yeah.
Copy !req
2322. Stay back at Wallbrook
with Charlie Babbitt.
Copy !req
2323. Stay back at Wallbrook.
Copy !req
2324. It's over.
Copy !req
2325. Raymond?
Yeah.
Copy !req
2326. Dr. Bruner, can I talk
to you for a minute?
Copy !req
2327. Of course.
Excuse me.
Copy !req
2328. You okay, Ray?
Yeah.
Copy !req
2329. You don't want any more
questions, do you? No.
Copy !req
2330. No.
Copy !req
2331. I don't know.
Copy !req
2332. You don't want any more questions, do you?
No more questions.
Copy !req
2333. No.
Copy !req
2334. Don't worry. There's not gonna
be any more questions, okay?
Copy !req
2335. Yeah. No more questions. I'll
make sure of that, okay, Ray?
Copy !req
2336. Yeah. Main man.
Copy !req
2337. What?
My main man.
Copy !req
2338. Listen...
Copy !req
2339. Ray, I don't know if I'm gonna have
a chance to talk to you again.
Copy !req
2340. Because you see, these...
Copy !req
2341. Dr. Bruner really
likes you a lot,
Copy !req
2342. and he's probably gonna want
to take you back with him.
Copy !req
2343. You know?
Yeah.
Copy !req
2344. But I just want you to know
Copy !req
2345. that what I said about being
on the road with you, I meant.
Copy !req
2346. Connecting.
Copy !req
2347. I like having you
for my brother.
Copy !req
2348. I'm an excellent driver.
Copy !req
2349. Yes, you are.
Copy !req
2350. I like having you
for my big brother.
Copy !req
2351. Yeah.
Copy !req
2352. C-H-A-R-L-I-E.
Copy !req
2353. C-H-A-R-L-I-E.
Copy !req
2354. Main man.
Copy !req
2355. MAN ON PA". May I
have your attention, please?
Copy !req
2356. Amtrak train number 36,
the Desert Wind, eastbound,
Copy !req
2357. now boarding,
track number three.
Copy !req
2358. Fullerton, San Bernardino...
Copy !req
2359. Ray.
Copy !req
2360. Las Vegas, Salt Lake City,
Denver, Omaha, Chicago.
Copy !req
2361. Hello, Charlie. Hello, Raymond.
Dr. Bruner.
Copy !req
2362. Wouldn't you feel a little more relaxed
in your favorite Kmart clothes?
Copy !req
2363. Tell him, Ray.
Kmart sucks.
Copy !req
2364. I see.
Copy !req
2365. I have the tickets, and I'll be on
this car right here to the right.
Copy !req
2366. Why don't you take
a couple of minutes?
Copy !req
2367. See you, Charlie.
Copy !req
2368. You made a joke, Ray.
Yeah.
Copy !req
2369. I guess I better
give this to you.
Copy !req
2370. You're gonna have to
carry this now, it's...
Copy !req
2371. It's got your cheese balls,
your apple juice,
Copy !req
2372. notebooks, pens and...
Copy !req
2373. "Who's on First" video
that you like.
Copy !req
2374. "Who's on First."
Very funny.
Copy !req
2375. I told you it's funny.
Copy !req
2376. Board!
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2377. Better get going.
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2378. Yeah. Very shiny train.
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2379. Yeah, it sure is.
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2380. Listen, Ray, Dr. Bruner
only has custody of you.
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2381. That doesn't mean
I can't visit.
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2382. Now, I'm coming
to see you in two weeks.
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2383. How many days is that before
we're gonna be together?
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2384. 14 days from today.
Today's Wednesday.
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2385. Hours?
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2386. 336 hours.
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2387. Mystifying.
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2388. Course,
that's 20,160 minutes.
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2389. 1,209,600...
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2390. 600 seconds.
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2391. Ray?
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2392. Ray?
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2393. Ray?
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2394. Yeah.
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2395. I'll see you soon.
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2396. Yeah. One for bad,
two for good.
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2397. Bet two for good.
Yeah.
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2398. Course, three minutes
to Wapner.
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2399. You'll make it.
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2400. Yeah.
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