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- Right now.
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- Go!
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- I'll clean it up
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- Do you hear me?
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pressure on our opponent
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appointment in the morning.
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reality CD-ROM for you.
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cut to the bone like a butcher.
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savant snot pocket kids
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for the coming season.
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be limited to one week.
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steering wheel was a reflex,
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about the pregnant girl
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because you cut benefits.
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and most loyal employee,
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you for the ear pinches.
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anything nice for anyone?
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what you're talking about.
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the triple joysticks
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to drop one joystick
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the other one up again,
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obsessed with this game.
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in my supply closet.
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chair in front of the door
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none of us would look in.
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CD so important Dex?
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flaws of the AC Diamex player?
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how to correct the player.
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- Is gone, Dex.
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that whatever changes you make
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made with his blessing.
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to keep Archie's wishes intact,
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and have another look around.
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gonna take responsibility
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really did have a screw loose.
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the cleaning service?
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affairs we are living in.
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great, that's terrific.
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take great care of yourself.
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can't trust your friends,
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bullet proof vests,
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printers have in common?
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prints on this desk.
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a window open last night?
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going home after I did.
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whatever means necessary.
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loose in the building,
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stockholder's meeting in,
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disappointed in you, Sarah.
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my office right away.
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for you to throw him out.
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running this company,
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search of Archie's office
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in there earlier, huh?
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we should do with that.
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pretty disturbing things on it.
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our new multi-media player
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off of the competition
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a larger advertising budget
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any changes, Dex?
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482. - Pet him.
- Huh?
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483. Come on, pet him.
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484. I don't pet dogs.
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485. Try.
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486. Come on.
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487. Hello.
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488. See it's not so bad, is it?
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489. Hey.
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490. Wouldn't it be fun to
have a dog like this?
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491. Would you like to have
dinner with me this evening?
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492. Yeah, I would.
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493. My arm, my.
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494. Do we get it?
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495. I got it.
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496. Alright.
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497. Stop, stop.
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498. Get out of here.
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499. We just.
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500. This way, this way.
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501. I'll meet you in my
office in 10 minutes.
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502. Maybe we're just on a break here.
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503. Now, where were we?
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504. - Dogs.
- Yes.
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505. I agree.
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506. I think dogs would be a great idea.
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507. I mean, who knows,
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508. it might be just what I need
to smooth all my rough edges.
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509. Keep me from being so mean, as you put it.
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510. Speaking of dogs, where is he?
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511. This is so strange.
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512. And wasn't Archie the only
one who knew where the...
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514. I don't wanna talk about it.
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515. You have a hard time seeing
the good side of things
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516. most of the time, don't you?
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517. Sweeney, I'm not in the mood.
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518. What is the next assignment, what's next?
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519. Oh I gotta go.
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520. What did I do wrong now?
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521. Oh.
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522. You can come out now.
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523. You.
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524. You have no idea how hard this is.
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525. I think if I'm not
mistaken, they refer to it
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527. What's next?
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528. I'm sorry, you in a hurry Archie?
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529. I'd have a better time
cleaning a short person's teeth.
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530. Oh I see.
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531. So it's just rush in and rush out
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532. and that solves everything, right?
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533. They won't let me in heaven
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534. until I complete your assignments.
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535. I've completed one.
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536. Which one is the next?
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537. This dog thing is getting old!
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538. Let's take a walk huh?
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539. What do you say big guy?
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540. There's a young family
man, a very good man,
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541. who's in dire financial straits.
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542. As Archie I could easily help.
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543. Archie's gone.
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544. But they would like Quigley to
try to help with the matter.
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545. Quigley.
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546. Who is this guy?
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547. Your brother, Woodward.
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548. My brother Woodward?
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549. I haven't talked to my brother in years.
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550. Woodward is a sap head.
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551. He spends more time being married
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552. and raising children
than he has sense for.
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553. So what are you saying?
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554. I'm saying you can't
help a guy like Woodward.
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555. Well did you ever try?
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556. No reason to.
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557. Tell me something Archie,
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558. do you even know what
he does for a living?
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559. What his passion in life is?
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560. I didn't know he had one.
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561. And I don't care because Woodward takes
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562. a lot of his measly salary
and gives it to charities.
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563. Now if that's not a sign of weakness,
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564. you tell me what is.
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565. Giving to charity is a
sign of great strength.
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566. You'll understand that Archie.
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567. And we have to go.
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568. Wait!
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569. You're always walking away.
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570. Okay.
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571. Yeah!
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572. Yes!
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573. Oh yeah, I got ya.
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574. I got ya.
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575. Oh yeah.
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576. I failed.
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577. In my carelessness I lost him.
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578. Quigley, come here boy.
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579. I know.
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580. Say, you're so omnipresent.
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581. Why don't you tell me where he is?
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582. I'm sorry.
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583. I am, I'm sorry.
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584. Stupid.
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585. No, I'm not ready to give up.
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586. You gotta remember, I'm
relatively new at this.
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587. It's only been maybe, what, 60, 62 years?
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588. Someone musta taken him.
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589. But where would someone take a dog?
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590. In you go.
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591. And in ya stay.
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592. This isn't funny!
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593. Of course it is.
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594. Hey, I'm just happy to see you.
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595. You look okay.
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596. I'm not.
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597. Look carefully.
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598. A grown man, locked
inside of the dog pound.
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599. Now get me outta here, or adopt me.
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600. Just adopt me.
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601. How does an observing guardian angel
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602. stage a dog pound break?
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603. They're sending another
dog in here with me.
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604. Into your little jail cell.
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605. Ah.
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606. Okay.
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607. Stay.
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608. Okay, that's not funny.
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609. That's not funny.
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610. Alright?
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611. I'll get 'em both back, you'll see.
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612. Nobody runs away on Wally
Sprigs and gets away with it.
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613. What's my first move?
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614. Because I don't know my brother at all.
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615. Well the way I see it, Archie
didn't know your brother.
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616. But you're not Archie now, are you?
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617. What do I do now that I'm Quigley?
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618. You got me.
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619. Well I'm drawing a blank.
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620. I'm lost, I can't figure it out.
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621. Well that's fine, but there's a fog bank
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622. waiting to collect us if we fail.
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623. Hey, do you remember
you helped me escape
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624. from the dog pound?
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625. I did not!
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626. Yes you did!
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627. I did not!
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628. I only whistled.
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629. It was that stupid man who let you out.
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630. I had nothing to do with the fact
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631. that the gate opened wide
enough for you to escape.
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632. I coulda done that if I was Archie.
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633. You're right, you could have.
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634. Now I'm gonna go take a walk.
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635. I'll be around in case
you get, lost again.
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636. I didn't get lost.
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637. Right.
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638. - I never get lost.
- Right.
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639. Hey!
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640. What's your name?
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641. I'm Megan Channing.
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642. Would you like to meet my family?
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643. Okay.
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644. You have to be real quiet, okay?
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645. My mommy's name is Joanne and
my brother's name is Brian.
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646. But I guess you don't
have to know that, right?
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647. 'Cause you're a dog.
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648. Where'd you get the dog Megan?
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649. He saved my life.
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650. How did he do that?
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651. Well there was this
truck coming towards me
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652. and he pushed me out of the way.
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653. Oh my, when did this happen?
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654. Just now.
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655. My ball bounced in the
middle of the street
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656. and there was this big
truck coming towards me
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657. and he pushed me out of the way.
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658. Cool.
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659. You should hug the doggie Mama.
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660. Well yes, I guess I should.
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661. Well he looks well fed.
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662. Why don't we get you both cleaned up
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663. and then we'll go look for his owner
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664. so he can go back home?
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665. Can we play with him first?
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666. Well I think someone
must miss him very much.
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667. Don't you guys?
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668. Can we make up signs that
say that we found a dog?
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669. Yes, of course we can.
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670. That is a wonderful idea.
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671. If no one wants him,
can we keep him Mama?
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672. Well it's a little early
to discuss that Brian.
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673. But you know what,
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674. why don't you go and get
some of Frisky's food
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675. and see if this little guy's hungry?
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676. Frisky was our old dog.
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677. But he died of old age.
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678. He went to heaven where
he can run in the flowers
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679. and tall grass.
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680. Huh Mom?
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681. That's right.
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682. We really miss Frisky.
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683. You know why don't we
get you guys cleaned up
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684. and get everybody fed.
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685. And then we'll go make those signs up.
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686. Can he come with us
when we hang up the signs?
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687. Yeah, of course he can.
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688. We'll use Frisky's old leash.
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689. Okay.
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690. Thanks boy.
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691. Go get it.
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692. Good boy.
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693. I know.
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694. I'm just making sure he
doesn't get lost again.
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695. I won't help him!
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696. Hey guys.
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697. Hey honey.
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698. Hey, who's this?
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699. Well he doesn't have a collar
so we don't know who he is.
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700. He saved my life Daddy.
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701. - He did?
- Um hmm.
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702. He pushed her out of
the way from a big truck.
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703. So she wouldn't get smashed.
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704. We hung up signs
all over the neighborhood.
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705. So his owner can take him back home.
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706. Well that's really smart.
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707. Who thought of that?
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708. I did.
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709. High five.
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710. Good job.
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711. I think we should keep him.
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712. Well, I do owe you a
great deal of gratitude
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713. for saving my little girl.
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714. Has he been fed and given some water?
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715. Yes Daddy.
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716. We've been playing with him all day.
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717. Well, so how was your day?
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718. You go first.
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719. Well, the delivery service told me
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720. they were cutting back my hours.
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721. So I'll have to find another night job.
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722. But the consulting business is kinda fun.
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723. - Yeah?
- Yeah.
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724. I just wish it paid a little bit more.
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725. But I did tell to this guy
how to run his business
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726. and he offered me a job.
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727. What kinda job?
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728. Good job?
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729. Bad job?
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730. - None of the above?
- Well.
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731. Nah I mean it's a, it's be a paycut.
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732. So it's not gonna work out.
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733. Look, everything will work out
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734. when you finish your new video game.
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735. Look, it's never gonna happen.
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736. There's just, there's just
not enough time in the day.
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737. Your video games are sensational.
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738. And they're almost finished.
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739. Besides, you made a promise
to me a long time ago
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740. that you were gonna make
video games for kids,
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741. even their parents would approve of.
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742. If only your brother would've
helped us in some small way.
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743. Look, just, let's not go there, okay?
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744. Archie's in his own world someplace.
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745. Look, I asked him for help once, once.
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746. And he completely humiliated me.
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747. You're not angry about the dog, are you?
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748. No, no.
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749. Daddy, can the dog go to bed with us?
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750. No, the dog's still a stranger.
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751. But I'll tell ya what.
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752. Let's make a bed for
him in the utility room
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753. and put some paper down for him.
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754. That way if he barks if
won't bother any of us.
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755. - Okay.
- Alright.
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756. - Bye.
- Goodnight.
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757. - Bye.
- 'Night.
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758. We got good kids.
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759. Joanne.
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760. Oh, isn't he cute?
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761. I think he's reading the paper.
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762. And I think you've
been working too hard.
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763. Why don't you come sit down
and have some breakfast?
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764. No, no, no.
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765. I swear, his eyes are
going back and forth,
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766. like he's reading the, the
stock exchange thing down there.
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767. Come on.
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768. Okay everybody, grab a hand.
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769. Lord, thank you for our many blessings
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770. and for the miracle of
life and our health,
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771. which we treasure.
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772. Amen.
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773. Looks good.
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774. So has anyone called for the dog yet?
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775. Not one.
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776. Good, we can keep him.
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777. Not so fast.
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778. You know that dog belongs
to somebody out there guys.
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779. And it's our responsibility to make sure
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780. that they get back together.
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781. Maybe we can check the signs
and see if they're still up.
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782. Okay.
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783. While we do that, can we bring the dog?
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784. Excuse me?
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785. While we do that, can we bring the dog?
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786. Speaking of which, why
don't you take the dog
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787. into the backyard and see
if he has to go potty?
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788. Okay.
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789. How you doing, you making progress?
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790. I might have made a mistake.
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791. Might've?
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792. What's that supposed to mean?
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793. I shoulda helped him.
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794. You can still do that.
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795. No, I can't.
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796. It's too late.
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797. It's never too late to change Archie.
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798. Look at me.
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799. I'm only 10 inches tall.
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800. What can I do?
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801. Go help them.
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802. I have to get back in the bushes.
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803. That was a nice move.
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804. Thank you.
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805. You have just
finished level three Megan.
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806. Push the red button to continue.
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807. Use the correct button quickly.
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808. You must hurry or start all over.
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809. Oh, I almost got him.
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810. Lift
off, lift off, lift off.
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811. Oh sorry Megan, not enough to give.
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812. - Here.
- Okay.
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813. Welcome Brian.
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814. It's your turn.
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815. - Welcome.
- Hi.
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816. Wanna watch my daddy's game?
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817. You think he can play with us?
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818. No, but he can watch.
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819. Come here and sit down.
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820. Come on.
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821. This is really neat.
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822. You think he understands?
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823. Probably not.
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824. Lift
off, lift off, lift off.
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825. Yes!
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826. - You made it to level four.
- That's too bad.
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827. We could use an extra player.
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828. Three people?
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829. With Mom it would be four.
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830. You think you could play?
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831. Let's show him how
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832. and see if he can use the stick.
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833. He needs hands and fingers.
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834. Nevermind.
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835. You can watch if you like.
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836. Hello.
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837. Hey.
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838. I have something I wanna show you.
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839. - Oh yeah?
- Um hmm.
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840. Come here.
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841. Yes!
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842. Nice one.
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843. That is the reason
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844. you're going to finish your
video games, Mr. Channing.
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845. What would I ever do without you?
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846. You'd think of something.
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847. Unimaginable.
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848. Do you think if the signs are still up
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849. we'll be able to keep the dog?
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850. If no one wants him back,
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851. I'm sure Mom and Dad
would let us keep him.
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852. But what if the signs are gone?
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853. Then we'll have to make up more signs.
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854. We don't wanna keep
someone else's dog, do we?
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855. No, I guess not.
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856. Promise me you won't
tell anyone where I went.
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857. Promise?
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858. Yeah.
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859. But you promise to come right back
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860. after you check if the
signs are still up, right?
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861. I'll come right back.
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862. - Okay.
- Now stay in my room
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863. and pretend we're playing together.
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864. - Okay?
- Okay.
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865. you're not very funny.
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866. You have to go potty?
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867. What, are you afraid
I'm gonna lock you out?
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868. How about if I leave the door open?
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869. Listen to me, I'm talking to a dog.
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870. Oh boy.
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871. Why aren't you playing with the kids?
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872. Hmm.
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873. Megan, Brian?
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874. Megan!
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875. Brian?
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876. Brian, where's your sister?
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877. I don't know.
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878. What do you mean?
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879. She was just up here playing with you
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880. a few minutes ago.
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881. Wasn't she?
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882. Yeah.
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883. Well then where is she?
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884. Brian!
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885. She went out.
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886. She went out?
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887. What do you mean she went out?
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888. Where, when?
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889. I don't know.
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890. Brian, Brian, think.
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891. I don't know!
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892. Alright, come on, let's go.
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893. Woodward, Megan went out this morning
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894. and I can't find her anywhere.
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895. No, I haven't called the police yet.
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896. Okay.
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897. Do you wanna go after him?
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898. Uh, he can find his way back.
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899. Um, what about our daughter?
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900. Nothing yet.
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901. But it's just been a short while.
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902. She's probably right here in
the neighborhood somewhere.
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903. Our baby's out there all alone.
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904. Please help us find her.
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905. Do you have a recent photo
of your daughter Ms. Channing?
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906. Of course.
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907. Please come in.
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908. Hey, we're gonna need some help.
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909. I know.
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910. Well do something then!
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911. I can't.
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912. No, do something, do something.
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913. I can't.
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914. I'm just an observing guardian angel.
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915. Listen Archie.
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916. What?
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917. Can I have a hug?
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918. What?
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919. A hug.
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920. No!
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921. Hey, hey!
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922. Why did you do that?
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923. I hope you have what it
takes to solve this problem.
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924. I gotta go.
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925. - Megan!
- Oh my God.
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926. - Oh my God are you okay?
- Megan.
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927. That's quite a dog you've got there.
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928. What do you mean?
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929. He found her and was bringing her home
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930. when we located them.
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931. Thank you boy.
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932. Thank you.
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933. Well everything seems to be okay.
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934. You folks have a good evening.
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935. - Thank you.
- thank you.
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936. Our pleasure.
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937. - Are you okay?
- Uh huh.
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938. Alright?
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939. You scared us to death.
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940. So I was wrong.
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941. Hey, isn't this the reason
we never give up on people?
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942. Yeah.
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943. - Come on.
- Good boy.
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944. Look, lookie, lookie.
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945. Oh, oh, oh.
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946. Nice going Brian.
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947. Nice going Brian.
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948. Bet you can't throw one that far.
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949. How are we gonna get
the ball back smartie?
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950. Hey.
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951. That's funny.
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952. Why are you so muddy and wet?
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953. Have you forgotten something?
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954. Such as?
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955. The reason you're here.
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956. Oh, I'm still trying to figure that out.
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957. But it's not easy for a
dog to give man money.
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958. You're not supposed to
give him money Archie.
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959. I'm not supposed to give him money
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960. but I'm supposed to help
him with his finances?
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961. That doesn't make sense.
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962. You're supposed to save him from ruin.
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963. Remember?
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964. Now you have until tomorrow.
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965. That's impossible.
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966. Look, I gotta go.
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967. I'm filthy.
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968. Shake yourself dry.
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969. That's your job Archie.
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970. Just shake yourself dry.
Copy !req
971. - Hey.
- Hey.
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972. Hey kids.
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973. - Hi Dad.
- Hey Dad.
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974. Thank you for all of your help kids.
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975. Um hmm.
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976. Can we play video games
before we go to bed?
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977. For one hour and not a minute longer.
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978. But Mom!
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979. If you argue.
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980. Brian, no arguing.
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981. - Okay.
- Come on.
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982. Come on doggie, let's go.
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983. What happened today?
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984. Well, first they cut the hours.
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985. And then they cut the jobs.
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986. And mine was one of the ones eliminated.
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987. I have to go back to work Woody.
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988. Look, the kids need you here.
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989. It'll be alright.
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990. You know I could, work part time.
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991. Some place close to the house.
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992. That way I wouldn't be
gone for long periods.
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993. No, I, I don't want some
stranger coming into this house
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994. taking care of the kids.
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995. Look, what I'll do is
I'll put the games on hold
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996. for a couple of weeks
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997. until I can find another second job.
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998. You've already got a
full time job right here.
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999. Welcome to Tiny-Tails!
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1000. Player, identify yourself.
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1001. Welcome Archie, what would you like to do?
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1002. Let's start a new game.
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1003. Come on Archie let's play skip the stones.
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1004. Up higher, higher, higher.
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1005. Sorry Archie, better luck next time.
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1006. Welcome to episode four, Archie.
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1007. Are you ready to play the game?
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1008. Let's play surprise party.
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1009. Good choice.
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1010. This is a fast game Archie.
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1011. Buckle up.
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1012. You are now starting episode five.
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1013. You have entered the surprise area.
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1014. You decide if you can.
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1015. Good choice Archie.
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1016. Let's see how smart you are.
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1017. Hey, everybody up.
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1018. Last one to the kitchen
has to do all the dishes.
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1019. What's that crazy dog done?
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1020. No dog.
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1021. What did he do?
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1022. Everybody just get in the car.
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1023. Let's go, he's got my game!
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1024. Get in the car, get in the car.
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1025. What are we gonna do?
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1026. Get in the car,
we're gotta get the car.
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1027. I don't know.
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1028. Where is he going?
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1029. I don't know, but
those are my only copies!
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1030. What got into him?
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1031. Maybe he wants to play
the games all by himself.
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1032. Wow, can he do that?
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1033. Maybe.
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1034. This crazy dog.
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1035. Don't be so hard on him.
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1036. He's just a puppy.
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1037. I know Dad, come on.
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1038. Where's he going?
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1039. Whoa!
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1040. What kind of a place is this?
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1041. Some sort of technological
development place I think.
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1042. Come on kids.
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1043. Hey there little fella.
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1044. Hi.
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1045. Sarah!
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1046. Look, an old friend
stopped by to say hello.
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1047. Hi.
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1048. He looks thirsty.
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1049. I'll get him some water.
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1050. Thanks.
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1051. Okay yeah, now I really think
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1052. he's trying to tell us something.
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1053. What, do ya think the dog
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1054. wants to play the CDs or something?
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1055. Yeah, I definitely think
he wants you to play the CD.
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1056. Sarah the dog's cute,
but this is ridiculous.
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1057. Alright, alright, alright.
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1058. He has that crazy look.
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1059. Where do you look to see crazy?
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1060. Farther, farther, farther.
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1061. This is the best game I've ever played.
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1062. I mean it's far better than
anything we've ever developed.
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1063. Oh yeah.
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1064. Sorry
Dexter, maybe next time.
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1065. There he is.
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1066. Hey, hey, what are you
doing with my games?
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1067. Your games?
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1068. The dog brought them in.
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1069. Why do you look so familiar to me?
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1070. Look, I've never seen you
people before in my life.
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1071. Just give me back my games.
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1072. Wait a minute, wait.
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1073. Do you know what we do here?
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1074. You're into technology.
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1075. Partly.
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1076. Can we take it from the top?
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1077. No.
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1078. I want my games back and
then we'll all just leave.
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1079. Daddy.
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1080. Not now Megan.
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1081. My name is Dexter Pearlsley.
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1082. And I run this place with
a bunch of other people,
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1083. including Sarah here.
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1084. These games are the best we've ever seen.
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1085. And we've been developing video games here
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1086. for over 10 years.
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1087. Daddy!
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1088. Uh yes, Pumpkin?
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1089. They make some of the
games you call trash.
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1090. See?
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1091. She's right.
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1092. She's right.
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1093. It's all garbage.
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1094. But do you have any more like these?
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1095. Several unfinished ones.
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1096. Well, if we were to offer you,
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1097. say half a million dollars
to develop video games
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1098. exclusively for us, what
would you say to that?
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1099. Please, say yes.
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1100. When can he start?
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1101. Uh hello?
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1102. Hi.
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1103. Dexter.
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1104. You are?
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1105. Oh I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
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1106. Woodward, Woodward Channing.
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1107. And this is my wife Joanne
and these are my children.
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1108. This is Megan and Brian.
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1109. I knew it.
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1110. You're Archie's brother, aren't you?
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1111. Archie's brother, I didn't
know Archie had a brother.
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1112. Well for the most part
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1113. I didn't know I had a brother either.
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1114. Well why didn't he
ever bring you in here?
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1115. I mean, did he know what you can do?
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1116. Um, no, no.
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1117. We weren't very close.
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1118. Well we wouldn't have
known about you at all
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1119. if it weren't for your dog.
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1120. Yeah.
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1121. Oh he's not their dog.
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1122. I saw the signs you put
up in the neighborhood.
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1123. And then when I came
over you all raced out
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1124. and I had to rush over here to find you.
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1125. Is he really your dog?
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1126. Yes.
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1127. His name is Quigley and
he's my very best friend.
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1128. I've been looking all over for him.
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1129. Well, I can't thank you enough
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1130. for taking such good care of him.
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1131. It really means a lot to me.
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1132. Are you ready to go home now Quigley?
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1133. Goodbye Quigley.
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1134. Yeah, now we lost two doggies.
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1135. I, I just wanna know,
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1136. if he can't,
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1137. how did you guys...
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1138. Nevermind.
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1139. Um, you know kids,
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1140. Sarah and I were so fond of that dog
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1141. that we went out and we found
a whole litter of puppies
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1142. that look exactly like your Quigley.
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1143. Are you thinking what I'm thinking Dex?
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1144. I think we're on the same page.
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1145. To seal the deal,
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1146. why don't you follow us
downtown this afternoon,
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1147. when we go to pick up our puppy.
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1148. There are five puppies.
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1149. And they all look like Quigley?
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1150. Exactly.
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1151. Well that would be wonderful.
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1152. If he turns out to be
half the dog Quigley was,
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1153. we'll be very lucky.
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1154. Can I show you around?
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1155. Okay.
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1156. That went pretty well, don't you think?
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1157. It's not too bad, was it?
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1158. I'm glad I'm finally
getting to know my brother.
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1159. He's a nice guy.
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1160. I think you did great.
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1161. Personally, I'm on your side.
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1162. Ah, phew, well I'm back.
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1163. And, I did good.
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1164. You did the no no on
that man's briefcase.
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1165. That was wrong.
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1166. You almost caused
several accidents in your haste.
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1167. You continue to behave
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1168. as though are the only
one that's important.
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1169. I did find the girl.
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1170. Yes, after you forgot to watch her
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1171. and she slipped out of the house.
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1172. You're still rough around
the edges, Archer Channing.
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1173. Still taking shortcuts at others' expense.
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1174. I know.
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1175. Next time—
- There is
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1176. no such thing as next time.
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1177. There are no second
chances Archie Channing.
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1178. You are what you are, a
miserable human being.
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1179. The only thing you've ever cared about
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1180. is yourself.
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1181. I mean when I go back.
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1182. There is no going back.
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1183. Ah.
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1184. There gotta be a way.
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1185. There has got to be a way to do this.
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1186. I can't leave everything like it is.
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1187. - Unfortunately—
- No, no,
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1188. I can't leave everything like it is.
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1189. What you've done is done.
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1190. And nothing will change that.
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1191. I'll do anything.
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1192. Wait!
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1193. You cannot earn
your way into heaven
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1194. by doing good deeds Archie.
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1195. The only way into heaven is
by faith and faith alone.
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1196. Is the dog alright?
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1197. Dog?
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1198. Yes, there was a dog.
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1199. I don't think there
was a dog Mr. Channing.
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1200. You're a very lucky man
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1201. to have survived such a terrible accident.
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1202. God must be watching over you.
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1203. Hmm.
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1204. Oh, why are you saying that?
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1205. Well you only have a few scratches
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1206. and not one broken bone.
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1207. The police still can't
believe that you're alive.
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1208. Whew.
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1209. I gotta use a phone.
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1210. Of course.
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1211. And then you can check out and go home.
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1212. - Thank you.
- You're welcome.
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1213. Hello Dexter?
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1214. Hello.
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1215. I'm ready to come
home from the hospital.
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1216. Could you please come and get me?
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1217. Yeah, yeah okay.
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1218. Yes, and have you found the CD-ROM?
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1219. Nope, I can't find it.
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1220. Okay, that's not good.
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1221. We have to destroy that.
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1222. I don't want anyone to
see what's on there,
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1223. because it's not good.
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1224. Yeah, yeah—
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1225. No, it's not good.
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1226. And I have other things I
wanna talk to ya about too.
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1227. Amazing how fast you recovered.
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1228. Don't forget to take your medication.
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1229. Okay, thank you.
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1230. Thank you very much.
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1231. Did you get it?
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1232. Yes.
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1233. I got it.
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1234. It is a little confusing though.
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1235. Good, let's go.
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1236. There's gonna be some more
changes to the company as well.
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1237. People who have pets,
now have my permission
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1238. to bring those pets to
work with 'em every day
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1239. so they can be close together.
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1240. And there will be immediate raises
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1241. for every employee that
has a job well done.
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1242. And I'm beginning this right now.
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1243. Our profit sharing program.
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1244. So all employees can be
rewarded for their loyalty.
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1245. Are you alright sir?
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1246. Yes, I'm alright.
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1247. I wanna go see my brother.
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1248. Your brother?
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1249. I didn't know you had a brother.
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1250. I haven't seen him in years.
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1251. Let's surprise him.
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1252. 1461 Juniper Lane.
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1253. Thank you.
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1254. You say something Archie?
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1255. Yes I did.
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1256. Thank you for putting up
with me during my bitterness.
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1257. And my selfishness.
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1258. I am going to ask you.
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1259. I've already made up my mind.
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1260. You're my partner.
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1261. Equally.
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1262. How do you feel about that?
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1263. Thanks Archie.
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1264. Who is this?
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1265. Oh you've gotta be kidding.
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1266. Oh.
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1267. I want to know if you
could find it in your heart
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1268. to forgive me.
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1269. What do you want Archie?
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1270. I want to know you for who you are.
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1271. I wanna know your family.
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1272. And I want you to know
me for who I am now.
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1273. Why?
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1274. Why not?
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1275. Why not, exactly.
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1276. Oh, I'm sorry.
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1277. This is my partner, Dexter Pearlsley.
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1278. Look, is this another one
of your cruel jokes, Archie?
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1279. Because if it is, you should just leave.
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1280. It's been a long time.
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1281. It's been too long.
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1282. Brian, Megan, I'm your long lost uncle,
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1283. that hadn't been here for
ya like he shoulda been.
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1284. And I found something very unknown to me.
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1285. What did you find?
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1286. Life.
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1287. My life.
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1288. I didn't know I had one.
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1289. I didn't even know it was there.
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1290. Are you alright?
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1291. I'm better than I've ever been.
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1292. I just, came out of a
never ending nightmare.
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1293. So I've come here to ask
for your forgiveness.
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1294. You've always been
welcome at our house Archie.
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1295. Oh Joanne.
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1296. Thank you.
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1297. It means a lot to me.
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1298. I want to know everything
about your games.
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1299. How do you know about my games?
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1300. I've been to a very special place.
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1301. I don't know how I got there,
I don't know where it is,
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1302. but I was given good
visions of who I really am.
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1303. This is the bravest thing I've ever done.
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1304. Because it's the truth.
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1305. I have a surprise for the family.
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1306. His name is Quigley.
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1307. Hi.
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1308. Oh hi there.
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1309. Let's go.
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1310. We're a family again.
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1311. Let's go to the car kids.
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1312. We're gonna go.
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1313. Woody, good to be with you again.
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