1. Nude women!Copy !req
2. Nude women!Copy !req
3. Clowns welcome!Copy !req
4. Clowns welcome!Copy !req
5. Nude women!
Clowns welcome!Copy !req
6. - Hey! I got three more minutes.
- Un-uh. Come back tomorrow.Copy !req
7. - I said we're closed, Bozo.
- I wouldn't.Copy !req
8. And that's “Mr. Bozo,“ okay?Copy !req
9. Say, t— that's right.
It ain't quite closing time yet.Copy !req
10. Hugh...Copy !req
11. let's not mess
with me today, okay?Copy !req
12. I'm robbing the bank.Copy !req
13. What the hell
kind of clown are you?Copy !req
14. The crying-on-the-inside kind,
I guess.Copy !req
15. Look, I'm just an old man.Copy !req
16. - Really?
- Yeah.Copy !req
17. Let's go.Copy !req
18. This is a robbery.Copy !req
19. Do you believe this?Copy !req
20. - This is a robbery.
- It is!Copy !req
21. Thank you.Copy !req
22. Alright, quiet, put your hands
on top of your head. Stand up.Copy !req
23. We're all gonna die.Copy !req
24. We're, we're all gonna die.Copy !req
25. We're all gonna die!Copy !req
26. We're all gonna die!Copy !req
27. We're all gonna die!Copy !req
28. We're all gonna die!
We're all gonna d—Copy !req
29. Button it up, pal.
Nobody likes a whiner.Copy !req
30. Don't anybody move.Copy !req
31. What did I just say?Copy !req
32. Huh?Copy !req
33. Alright. That's better.Copy !req
34. Fill this up
with regular, please.Copy !req
35. Man 1: Hey, that's my money.Copy !req
36. Don't worry about it.
It's insured.Copy !req
37. She didn't give me
no receipt yet.Copy !req
38. They can't, they can't insure itCopy !req
39. if I don't got no receipt.Copy !req
40. Would you please
give him a receipt?Copy !req
41. And you... watch the
double negatives, huh?Copy !req
42. Yes, sir.Copy !req
43. Okay, anybody else
need a receipt?Copy !req
44. Last chance.Copy !req
45. Okay, we're all going
into the vault now.Copy !req
46. Keep your hands on
top of your head.Copy !req
47. Come on out, everybody,
let's go.Copy !req
48. Do as he says, everyone.Copy !req
49. This will all be over
with presently.Copy !req
50. Don't dilly-dally.
That's it.Copy !req
51. Hey, you guys, move it! Move it!Copy !req
52. Move it back!Copy !req
53. - Do you have the key to this?
- You bet.Copy !req
54. I'm gonna need
another one of these filled upCopy !req
55. from in there. Thanks.Copy !req
56. And I'm gonna need you
to make a phone call for me...Copy !req
57. presently.Copy !req
58. Now, the police are gonna want
me to let some of you people goCopy !req
59. as a sign of good faith.Copy !req
60. The best way to get out
is to stay calm.Copy !req
61. If they want proof
that I'm serious...Copy !req
62. I'll carve up
the troublemakers first.Copy !req
63. Jesus, God!Copy !req
64. Man 2: Shut up.
- Oh, Jesus! God!Copy !req
65. - God!
- Shh!Copy !req
66. - May I use your phone?
- Yes.Copy !req
67. Give up now.
That is the only door.Copy !req
68. There is no other way out,
my friend.Copy !req
69. Tell them anybody gets near this
place, I'm gonna blow it up.Copy !req
70. If I don't hear from the guy
in charge in 15 minutes,Copy !req
71. I'm gonna send your thumb out
through the night depository.Copy !req
72. And, thanks...Copy !req
73. for calling me friend.Copy !req
74. This is Princeton. You have
less than 15 minutes to call in.Copy !req
75. Do not come near the bank.
He is covered in dynamite.Copy !req
76. Hot dogs! Hot dogs! Hot dogs!Copy !req
77. Man 3: Give me sound down.Copy !req
78. Okay, chief, apparently,
we've got 12 people in there.Copy !req
79. One guy, heavily armed.Copy !req
80. Bank security got this picture.Copy !req
81. This is our perpetrator.Copy !req
82. The hostage negotiator's
on his way, sir.Copy !req
83. Tell him he won't be needed.Copy !req
84. - Till when, sir?
- Till I'm no longer chief.Copy !req
85. To my beloved wife Carol,
I leave the house in WestchesterCopy !req
86. and the apartment
on 78th Street.Copy !req
87. The entire stock portfolio
will be divided equallyCopy !req
88. among our children.Copy !req
89. David, you can have
the Giants tickets.Copy !req
90. Don't do this.Copy !req
91. It'll be okay.Copy !req
92. He, he said...Copy !req
93. he'd carve up
the troublemakers first.Copy !req
94. Why don't you shut the hell up?Copy !req
95. Crybaby.Copy !req
96. Damn!Copy !req
97. Give me a break.Copy !req
98. Coming.Copy !req
99. - Mom?
- This is Rotzinger.Copy !req
100. Who are you? Where's mom?Copy !req
101. Chief of police.
Get your butt out of there now.Copy !req
102. You know, I was in 'Nam
with a jerk like you.Copy !req
103. Oh, boy.Copy !req
104. Ah, what's your name, son?
What shall I call you?Copy !req
105. Well...Copy !req
106. I always liked the name Chip.Copy !req
107. Would you call me Chip?Copy !req
108. Rotzinger on phone: Okay.Copy !req
109. What was that shooting
just now, Chip?Copy !req
110. Oh, wait!
Call me Skip.Copy !req
111. Okay, Skip.Copy !req
112. What was that shooting?Copy !req
113. Well, the cameras.Copy !req
114. I shot the cameras.
They were looking at me.Copy !req
115. Quit looking at me!Copy !req
116. My God. He's barking.Copy !req
117. Skip, we can be inside,
on top of you, in a heartbeat.Copy !req
118. Try to run,
you won't get five feet.Copy !req
119. Yeah, well, you tell your menCopy !req
120. just one bullet
could hit some dynamiteCopy !req
121. and blow up the whole street.Copy !req
122. I've planted it
everywhere, you know.Copy !req
123. Don't you think I know how you
plan to get out of there?Copy !req
124. Switch on a tape recorder,
I'm talking to a machineCopy !req
125. while you crawl out through
the third-floor heating vent.Copy !req
126. Not a bad plan,
except I couldn't fitCopy !req
127. with all this money.
And besides, I've booby-trappedCopy !req
128. the vents with
heavy explosives.Copy !req
129. Come on down!
Get out of there!Copy !req
130. God, I hate this town.Copy !req
131. Ah, let's see if we can make
a deal here, Chip. Uh, Skip.Copy !req
132. I'd like to get
those people out of there.Copy !req
133. Fine.Copy !req
134. I want a city busCopy !req
135. with a full tank of gas.Copy !req
136. I want, um,
a Harley-Davidson XL1000.Copy !req
137. - I want a monster truck.
- A what?Copy !req
138. And I want two
Jet Ranger helicoptersCopy !req
139. here on the street.Copy !req
140. I'll get you the choppers,
I'll get you the bus, the HarleyCopy !req
141. and the, uh, the monster truck
just as soon asCopy !req
142. you give me the damn hostages.Copy !req
143. Oh, yeah, I'm sure
no harm will come to meCopy !req
144. once I'm inside the bank
all by myself.Copy !req
145. - At least give me the women.
- Get your own women.Copy !req
146. Grimm on phone:
One hostage per demand.Copy !req
147. One? Listen, I've had just about
enough of your comedy, clown.Copy !req
148. We're coming in
through the plate glass.Copy !req
149. Alright,
I gotta hang up nowCopy !req
150. because I gotta go
kill everybody, okay?Copy !req
151. Don't bust my chops, wise guy.
It's not that easy.Copy !req
152. It takes time to find
two Jet Cruisers,Copy !req
153. and pilots who are willing
to fly out an armed felon.Copy !req
154. I don't need a pilot.Copy !req
155. Now, you got 30 minutes
to meet my first demand.Copy !req
156. - What's your number out there?
- 259-0660.Copy !req
157. Don't try anything rash,
or you're deadCopy !req
158. along with everyone else.Copy !req
159. 6-0?Copy !req
160. And that's here
in area code 212?Copy !req
161. Oh...Copy !req
162. Alright. Do what he says, the
chopper and the bus, everything.Copy !req
163. Set them up out here
as soon as they arrive.Copy !req
164. Is it a diversion, chief,
or is he crazy?Copy !req
165. He's not crazy,
he'll come out of that bankCopy !req
166. with a few hostages
also dressed as clowns.Copy !req
167. He'll make a run
for one of the choppersCopy !req
168. assuming we're afraid
to shoot down a hostage.Copy !req
169. Are we?Copy !req
170. He said no pilots.Copy !req
171. That means he's flying it.Copy !req
172. Probably learned how in 'Nam.Copy !req
173. Now, they'll get a bead
on whichever clownCopy !req
174. takes the controls
and take him outCopy !req
175. before he even
leaves the ground.Copy !req
176. Here he comes.Copy !req
177. - He's gonna let one of us go.
- Oldest first.Copy !req
178. That makes sense, save the one
who will die firstCopy !req
179. of natural causes.Copy !req
180. You prick.Copy !req
181. I'm gonna vomit.Copy !req
182. We better get him
out of here first.Copy !req
183. - No way!
- The hell with him.Copy !req
184. It's been decided.
I'm the first to go.Copy !req
185. - What?
- Hey, come on.Copy !req
186. - Who decided it?
- I did.Copy !req
187. It really isn't your decision,
Mr. Adolf Hitler.Copy !req
188. Have you got my money
ready back there?Copy !req
189. It's here.Copy !req
190. You're the kind of person that
gets innocent bystanders killed.Copy !req
191. They're meeting my first demand.Copy !req
192. Alright, to show this
fascist dictator hereCopy !req
193. how our system works,
I'm gonna let you folks decideCopy !req
194. who's gonna be
the first to go.Copy !req
195. - Him!
- Him!Copy !req
196. - Him?
- Yes!Copy !req
197. Let's... Come on. Come on.Copy !req
198. Let's go, you...
Get downwind of me.Copy !req
199. Ooh.Copy !req
200. Man on TV:
Sir, is human life at stake?Copy !req
201. The stink of death
was in the air.Copy !req
202. He said he knew how to make men
sit up and bark!Copy !req
203. Oh, don't exaggerate
or anything.Copy !req
204. And so we have our first report
from inside the bank.Copy !req
205. Our first description
of this clownCopy !req
206. at whom no one is laughing.Copy !req
207. Whoo!
Now, that's original.Copy !req
208. Steve, Jody, I'll be here until
the last hostage is released.Copy !req
209. Can it. Here comes Clarabelle.Copy !req
210. - Hi.
- Hi.Copy !req
211. Whoa.Copy !req
212. - What's this?
- It's, uh, just a gift.Copy !req
213. Okay, it's an Audemars Piguet.Copy !req
214. Moon phase, 18-karat gold,
alligator band.Copy !req
215. Thing cost me 12,000, but it
keeps appreciating every day.Copy !req
216. As I say,
it's, it's my gift to you.Copy !req
217. - Boy, it is nice.
- Isn't it?Copy !req
218. - I can't keep this.
- Oh, don't be silly.Copy !req
219. No, I would be beholden.Copy !req
220. May I buy it?Copy !req
221. I mean, would you take
three bills for it?Copy !req
222. Three hundred dollars?Copy !req
223. Well, unless someone wants
to make a higher offer.Copy !req
224. Does anyone want to go higher
than 300 on this?Copy !req
225. It's got a moon on it.Copy !req
226. Great. And here's my watch.Copy !req
227. It's a Timex...Copy !req
228. and the band is the
Twist-o-Flex by Speidel.Copy !req
229. I appreciate this damn thing
more and more every day.Copy !req
230. You... pig.Copy !req
231. Excuse me? Ha-ha. Pig?Copy !req
232. I doubt it. Think the lady
protests too much, or what?Copy !req
233. I think you're just afraid
to party with a real man.Copy !req
234. A real man,
who has to use a gun...Copy !req
235. who has to dress up like that
and— and keep people prisoner?Copy !req
236. You're not a man.Copy !req
237. You're a coward.Copy !req
238. Oh, oh, no. No!Copy !req
239. She... She does not speak
for the rest of us, Mr. Clown.Copy !req
240. We think you're quite brave.
And— and manly.Copy !req
241. You big pussy!
I don't believe you.Copy !req
242. You're all a bunch of pussies.Copy !req
243. Why don't you take her out next?Copy !req
244. You don't need
this kind of aggravation.Copy !req
245. - Hey, chief.
- Yeah?Copy !req
246. On the bus, we've got
an ex-Green BeretCopy !req
247. stashed under the back seat.
In the motorcycle,Copy !req
248. we got exactly enough gas
to carry it half a mile.Copy !req
249. We stationed
our sharp-shootersCopy !req
250. a half-mile in every
possible direction.Copy !req
251. - Any word on the monster truck?
- Yeah, about half an hour.Copy !req
252. Did the hostage give you a
description of the perpetrator?Copy !req
253. Yeah. Average height, average
build, red nose and blue hair.Copy !req
254. Thanks.Copy !req
255. Grimm on phone:
Thank you for using AT&T.Copy !req
256. Your bike's out here
and so's your bus.Copy !req
257. - You owe me two more hostages.
Grimm on phone: They're coming.Copy !req
258. Tell me when my monster truck
gets here.Copy !req
259. Too-da-loo.Copy !req
260. You ready, doll?
All set.Copy !req
261. Relax.
I'm right behind you.Copy !req
262. Come on, already.Copy !req
263. Son of a bitch! Bastard!Copy !req
264. Are you people alright?Copy !req
265. Let's just keep moving.Copy !req
266. He's peeking at us
through the curtains.Copy !req
267. The man is an animal.Copy !req
268. I mean, ripping out phones,
urinating on desks.Copy !req
269. You see what he did
to Miss Cochran's shirt?Copy !req
270. There's a scratch here.Copy !req
271. I mean, it's not deep,
but it's there.Copy !req
272. It's okay.Copy !req
273. Did he hurt anybody else?Copy !req
274. Is the strain
beginning to show on him?Copy !req
275. "If I could sleep ten days
and nights in a rice paddy,Copy !req
276. I could certainly
last in this lousy bank."Copy !req
277. This is what the animal
said to us.Copy !req
278. He says to Miss Cochran here,Copy !req
279. "Baby, up your butt
with a coconut.“Copy !req
280. I think he was prepared
to do it,Copy !req
281. except I saw no coconut.Copy !req
282. Yeah, he had no coconut
to my knowledge.Copy !req
283. No coconut, huh?Copy !req
284. What about dynamite?
Did you see any?Copy !req
285. Any? It's everywhere.Copy !req
286. I— it's on him. It's on us.Copy !req
287. Hostages strapped
to tables as shields.Copy !req
288. The man is an animal.Copy !req
289. He's sick.Copy !req
290. You okay, mister?Copy !req
291. - Officer Martin?
- Yes, sir.Copy !req
292. Take these two to the doctor,
just as a precaution.Copy !req
293. Yes, sir.Copy !req
294. - The key is, he's an animal.
- That much is clear, sir.Copy !req
295. Oh, so I'm repeating myself.Copy !req
296. I suppose you want to just
throw me back in there with him.Copy !req
297. It's 4:48.Copy !req
298. If he hasn't called back
by 5:00, we storm the bank.Copy !req
299. Damn.Copy !req
300. This is Rotzinger.Copy !req
301. Grimm on phone: Sir, can you
give me a little more time?Copy !req
302. I, I promise
I won't hurt anybody...Copy !req
303. I'll call you right back.
I promise.Copy !req
304. Now, where were we?Copy !req
305. Oh, Phyllis!
Oh, Phyllis!Copy !req
306. Grimm.Copy !req
307. Oh!Copy !req
308. Guys!Copy !req
309. Phyllis, you were
so great back there.Copy !req
310. I felt like you were
protecting me for real.Copy !req
311. Well, because I couldn't tell
if you were pretending.Copy !req
312. - You were really good.
- Yeah, it's true.Copy !req
313. Let's see Miss Meryl Streep
try to vomit on cue, huh?Copy !req
314. Fantastic.Copy !req
315. Loomis, could we have
two seconds alone?Copy !req
316. - Sure, Grimm.
- Thanks.Copy !req
317. I can't believe we did it.Copy !req
318. Do you remember the night
you proposed?Copy !req
319. - Proposed?
- Yeah.Copy !req
320. Oh, you mean the night
that the pipes frozeCopy !req
321. and the heat went out?
And as we lay there freezing,Copy !req
322. waiting to be discovered dead,
you gave me that look.Copy !req
323. That look a woman
gives her man that says,Copy !req
324. "I blame you for everything."Copy !req
325. Yeah, that look.Copy !req
326. And I said to you, "Phyllis,
before we lose our self-respect,Copy !req
327. let's make a commitment.
Let's not be the Bickersons,Copy !req
328. like every other couple
on the IRT.Copy !req
329. I know a way.Copy !req
330. Phyllis, will you
rob a bank with me?"Copy !req
331. I will, Grimm. I will.Copy !req
332. Grimm...Copy !req
333. I have to tell you something.Copy !req
334. Uh, i— I found
something out yesterday.Copy !req
335. What? What is it?Copy !req
336. I just feel funny.Copy !req
337. I feel... You know,
I feel complete.Copy !req
338. Grimm, you already
were complete.Copy !req
339. You know, if you were
any more complete,Copy !req
340. it would be a little scary.Copy !req
341. Maybe this is a bad neighborhoodCopy !req
342. for getting in touch
with our feelings.Copy !req
343. Yeah, especially with a fortune
in our falsies.Copy !req
344. Alright, I gotta make
a quick call to the chief.Copy !req
345. - This is Rotzinger.
Grimm on phone: Yes.Copy !req
346. Have you got
Prince Albert in a can?Copy !req
347. Feeling better, I see.Copy !req
348. Your Macho Maniac is here.
You owe me another hostage.Copy !req
349. Grimm on phone: Alright,
I gotta check it out.Copy !req
350. I'm going over to the window.
Tell your men to get back.Copy !req
351. Did you have
something to tell me?Copy !req
352. I want to wait.Copy !req
353. I can see from right here
it doesn't haveCopy !req
354. a hydraulic tilt body.
It's unacceptable.Copy !req
355. Rotzinger on phone:
What? You son of a bitch.Copy !req
356. You never said a goddamn wordCopy !req
357. about a "tilting
hydraulic body.“Copy !req
358. We had to send all the way to
Jersey for this goddamn thing.Copy !req
359. Grimm on phone: Don't insult me.Copy !req
360. Now, you get me
a respectable monster truckCopy !req
361. and don't get back to me
until you do, okay?Copy !req
362. - What was that?
- What was what?Copy !req
363. Don't try to change the subject.Copy !req
364. - No tilt body, no hostages.
- I want hostages.Copy !req
365. It's gonna take time to find
a tilting hydraulic body.Copy !req
366. Grimm on phone:
Well, that's not my problem.Copy !req
367. It was an accident.Copy !req
368. They would have waited forever
to go into that bank.Copy !req
369. Just throw me out of the car
and run me over.Copy !req
370. I could have called them from
anywhere in the world tonightCopy !req
371. just to tell them
I was still in the bank.Copy !req
372. Let's get to the airport. We'll
pretend this didn't happen.Copy !req
373. Grimm on tape: Now, you get me
a respectable monster truckCopy !req
374. and don't get back to me
until you do, okay?Copy !req
375. There it is, a beep.Copy !req
376. Can you isolate that beep
with this equipment?Copy !req
377. - I can try.
- I— it could be a horn.Copy !req
378. Clowns carry horns,
like those little rubber ones.Copy !req
379. Sometimes their noses are horns.Copy !req
380. I wanna know what beeped, fast,
because I'll tell youCopy !req
381. what I think it was goddamn it.Copy !req
382. And it wasn't his fucking nose.Copy !req
383. It was a car horn.Copy !req
384. How much time
did we lose, exactly?Copy !req
385. They won't storm the bank until
they're sure I'm not there,Copy !req
386. and then there's
the period of chaosCopy !req
387. while they round up the hostagesCopy !req
388. and take statements
and names and...Copy !req
389. Finally, they'll realize
some are missing.Copy !req
390. - By then...
- Our plane is taking off?Copy !req
391. And they still
won't know who we are.Copy !req
392. Woman 1:
For God's sake, shut that up!Copy !req
393. Turn that trash off!Copy !req
394. God, I hate this town.Copy !req
395. Grimm, guess what.Copy !req
396. Wait a second. I never
scouted this neighborhood.Copy !req
397. Did we miss the expressway?Copy !req
398. I didn't see it.Copy !req
399. They were working on the signs
back there.Copy !req
400. Go! Go! Go!
Go! Go! Go!Copy !req
401. We wanna get on the
Brooklyn Queens Expressway.Copy !req
402. - What?
- The BQE.Copy !req
403. Wow, you know, jeez,
we don't know where that is.Copy !req
404. - Shut up!
- Hey, you shut up!Copy !req
405. - Shut up!
Man 4: Shut up! Shut up!Copy !req
406. Let's just
walk through this, okay?Copy !req
407. Does that sign say BQE?Copy !req
408. Yeah.Copy !req
409. Okay, so which way
was the arrow pointing?Copy !req
410. That was an hour ago,Copy !req
411. and that witch ain't stopped
screaming the whole time.Copy !req
412. Man 4: Yeah. She even had
her baby screaming at us.Copy !req
413. Alright, let me try this, will
you be putting up a new sign?Copy !req
414. - Not today.
- Today's just taking shit down.Copy !req
415. Can you tell us anything?Copy !req
416. The names of a street,
any street?Copy !req
417. - The directions, north, south?
- It's not our neighborhood.Copy !req
418. Honey, babe.Copy !req
419. You've got a gun. Shoot them.Copy !req
420. I want to,
but they're fur-bearing.Copy !req
421. I'd need some kind of permit,
wouldn't I?Copy !req
422. Say, I want to thank you guys,
you could've given us help,Copy !req
423. but you've given us
so much more.Copy !req
424. Hey, that's what
we're here for, right?Copy !req
425. I'm glad this happened.Copy !req
426. It's just another
little reminderCopy !req
427. of why we pulled this thing.Copy !req
428. You know what their problem is?Copy !req
429. They live here, that's all.Copy !req
430. But we don't. Not anymore.Copy !req
431. How hot does this baby burn?Copy !req
432. Anybody find a watch out there?Copy !req
433. Chief, did you really
send men into the sewer?Copy !req
434. Man 5: Are you grasping
at straws, chief?Copy !req
435. How much time was wasted
in the sewer?Copy !req
436. Where do you guys
get this stuff?Copy !req
437. Take the hostages' statements
in the bus to save time.Copy !req
438. He's getting farther away
every second.Copy !req
439. Oh, we're really
making progress now.Copy !req
440. I saw a sign, Phyllis.Copy !req
441. If we could just
find a landmark.Copy !req
442. Ask this guy.Copy !req
443. Excuse me. Sir?Copy !req
444. Sir? Excuse me.Copy !req
445. It's bad luck just seeing
a thing like that.Copy !req
446. Things are going to hell,
aren't they?Copy !req
447. Knock it off. It's just a couple
of guys sorting out some things.Copy !req
448. Now we're gonna find
a familiar street soon.Copy !req
449. I'd settle
for a familiar borough.Copy !req
450. I think we're— we're near
John Philip Sousa.Copy !req
451. That was our junior high school.
Aren't we, Grimm?Copy !req
452. Not unless there's been an
H-bomb mishap since prom.Copy !req
453. Can you help us find the BQE?Copy !req
454. Glad to. Got a map
right here in the glove.Copy !req
455. Oh!Copy !req
456. Wait a minute.
This guy's too wonderful.Copy !req
457. - So?
- So definitely a felon.Copy !req
458. Dangerous.
Probably a serial killer.Copy !req
459. Oh... Maybe he's just
from out of town.Copy !req
460. - He is. He's got Iowa plates.
- There you go.Copy !req
461. Where was
the Clutter family from?Copy !req
462. - Kansas.
Just checking.Copy !req
463. Say, the bank was really
beautiful, wasn't it?Copy !req
464. It sure was, Grimm.Copy !req
465. Hey, Phyllis.Copy !req
466. Grimm needs a little reassuring.Copy !req
467. No, he doesn't.Copy !req
468. He's complete now.Copy !req
469. - There you are.
- Great.Copy !req
470. Great. Thank you.Copy !req
471. Hey, is everybody
this nice in Iowa?Copy !req
472. - Iowa?
- Yeah.Copy !req
473. Oh! Well, that's a stolen car.Copy !req
474. Grimm doesn't seem
any different to you, does he?Copy !req
475. Well, yesterday,
he was just a guyCopy !req
476. working in the
Department of City Planning.Copy !req
477. And today, he's a
world-class bank robber.Copy !req
478. Thank you, Loomis.
You're very comforting.Copy !req
479. Oh, this is a fucking nightmare.Copy !req
480. He doesn't even know
the capital of Iowa.Copy !req
481. Shut up.Copy !req
482. Wow. This must be my lucky day.Copy !req
483. You got some real money here.Copy !req
484. Four dollars?Copy !req
485. Well, I couldn't
get to the bank today.Copy !req
486. Let me give you this watch.Copy !req
487. It's worth $12,000.
I talked the guy down.Copy !req
488. He ended up giving it to me
for 300, but nice, huh?Copy !req
489. God, are you a sucker.
Let's see what's in the trunk.Copy !req
490. Thanks. Bye-bye.Copy !req
491. Oh, sir, you,
you forgot your map.Copy !req
492. And our million dollars.Copy !req
493. - Was it Dubuque?
- Des Moines.Copy !req
494. Now can we go to the airport?Copy !req
495. In the clothes
we wore out of the bank?Copy !req
496. Flatbush is 15 minutes
from here.Copy !req
497. We'll stop at Woolworth's.
The sky's the limit, baby.Copy !req
498. You know, i— if Albert Einstein
here hadn't honked the horn,Copy !req
499. we could've changed our clothes
before they were stolen.Copy !req
500. It was an accident, Phyllis.Copy !req
501. Oh, you know, so was Chernobyl.Copy !req
502. True. But Loomis didn't
irradiate anybody.Copy !req
503. Yeah.Copy !req
504. Ow!Copy !req
505. - Grimm, make her stop it.
- Hey, don't you worry about it.Copy !req
506. When I hit you, you can
start worrying. And you.Copy !req
507. What are you hitting him forCopy !req
508. when you really want
to be hitting me?Copy !req
509. What are you talking about?Copy !req
510. I don't know,
something's bothering you.Copy !req
511. I remember.Copy !req
512. Okay, yeah.Copy !req
513. I... I was trying to tell you
something—Copy !req
514. Shouldn't we be going?Copy !req
515. Alright, let's go. Come on.Copy !req
516. - Alright. Straight ahead.
- Right, Grimm.Copy !req
517. I'm glad
the son of a bitch robbed us.Copy !req
518. It's just another reminderCopy !req
519. of how happy and lucky we are
to be getting out of here.Copy !req
520. Okay, but not Woolworth's.Copy !req
521. You said we should see
as few people as possible.Copy !req
522. We'll go to my apartment,
I left some clothes thereCopy !req
523. for the super,
men's and women's.Copy !req
524. Right, that's better,
it's closer.Copy !req
525. Take the next big left.Copy !req
526. Men's clothes. Whose?Copy !req
527. Barry Meyers.
I mentioned him.Copy !req
528. A guy I should have married.
A guy who wasn't certifiable.Copy !req
529. Come off it, pal.Copy !req
530. I want to thank you
for getting us out alive.Copy !req
531. The owners of the bank
want me to tell youCopy !req
532. not to expect
any cooperation from them.Copy !req
533. Uh, and I think they're gonna
kill you with the press too.Copy !req
534. They say that
if the clown gets away,Copy !req
535. they owe it to their
shareholdersCopy !req
536. to let the abject humiliationCopy !req
537. of this whole thing
fall on a public official.Copy !req
538. How many shareholders are there?Copy !req
539. Uh, just the three, I think.Copy !req
540. But thank you very much.
We really appreciate it.Copy !req
541. See you on the bus.Copy !req
542. Oh, my God.
Now this one's going.Copy !req
543. Tear them down no matter
how great they were.Copy !req
544. Chief.Copy !req
545. The Peruvian Connection.Copy !req
546. The Subway Psycho.Copy !req
547. People are gonna remember
what you've done.Copy !req
548. Now what's so memorable about a
clown stealing $1 million?Copy !req
549. Jesus, we gotta get this guy.Copy !req
550. Look at this.Copy !req
551. Why do they have to do this?Copy !req
552. Well, what do I care?
It's not my life's work anymore.Copy !req
553. Hey, Grimm, you tried.
You're a good person.Copy !req
554. Caring, faithful, concerned.
Aren't you?Copy !req
555. Hey, Phyllis, where do
you park around here?Copy !req
556. Just park by the hydrant.Copy !req
557. The hydrant?Copy !req
558. I'll pay the ticket.Copy !req
559. I can't believe the new tenants
dumped this stuff here.Copy !req
560. They're not supposed to move in
till Tuesday.Copy !req
561. Well, we should be
out of here by then.Copy !req
562. Here, here,
give me your sleeve.Copy !req
563. Come on, is that
really necessary?Copy !req
564. We're gonna miss out on
the complimentary beverage.Copy !req
565. Do you want to stand out
at the airport? Barry was 6'4".Copy !req
566. Pituitary problem?Copy !req
567. Hey, look at this, guys.Copy !req
568. I'm gonna get me one of these.Copy !req
569. Get yourself three.Copy !req
570. It sure would be less itchy
if there's no X-ray machines.Copy !req
571. So we could just carry the dough
in a suitcase, you know.Copy !req
572. Those darn terrorists who made
it tough on us bank robbers.Copy !req
573. It's a pretty nice jacket.Copy !req
574. Why did Barry leave this behind?
Why didn't he take it with him?Copy !req
575. Uh, too rich to care.Copy !req
576. There's smoke
across the street.Copy !req
577. How did he make his money,
anyway?Copy !req
578. Terminally boring banker-type?Copy !req
579. It's black smoke.Copy !req
580. Mafia kingpin? Amway?Copy !req
581. Pimp?Copy !req
582. - Oh, no.
What, cops?Copy !req
583. No, fire engine.
The hydrant.Copy !req
584. - Give me your keys.
- Huh?Copy !req
585. - Keys. Keys.
- Here.Copy !req
586. Grimm.Copy !req
587. - Get your hands up.
- You must be Mr. Edison.Copy !req
588. Get them up!Copy !req
589. Uh, Mr. Edison,
I'm Phyllis Potter,Copy !req
590. and this is my apartment.Copy !req
591. We were ripped off
three times in the villageCopy !req
592. and it's not gonna happen here.Copy !req
593. Do we look like criminals?
D— do we look like peopleCopy !req
594. that are capable of
committing a crime?Copy !req
595. I only know what I saw.Copy !req
596. When my wife gets here,
she'll 90 call the copsCopy !req
597. and we'll let them decide. Now
turn around, face the window.Copy !req
598. Okay, but it's still
our apartment.Copy !req
599. We'll have to have you arrested.Copy !req
600. Oh, Jesus.Copy !req
601. Grimm, our plane takes off
in 41 minutes.Copy !req
602. Quiet. No codes.Copy !req
603. Hey, honey.
Ready to celebrate?Copy !req
604. Oh, my God.Copy !req
605. They were ripping off the TV
when I came in.Copy !req
606. No, I was touching it.
Kill me.Copy !req
607. - Turn around.
Woman 2: Oh, great, Hal.Copy !req
608. For once, it was gonna be fun.Copy !req
609. We were gonna eat on the floor,Copy !req
610. drink champagne,
listen to old records.Copy !req
611. Why are you blaming me?Copy !req
612. We haven't even moved the bed
in, and already it's the same.Copy !req
613. Now give credit
where it's due, Mrs. Edison.Copy !req
614. Hal made the commitment,
didn't he?Copy !req
615. He gave up the rent-controlled
place in the village.Copy !req
616. Do you know him?Copy !req
617. He's paying 1500
for a one-bedroom.Copy !req
618. Fifteen hundred? Try 2600.Copy !req
619. You... You weren't paying 1500,
were you?Copy !req
620. - We were paying 1260.
Woman 2: Twelve-sixty?Copy !req
621. Excuse me, I don't know
you very well,Copy !req
622. but you must be crazy
if you gave this place up.Copy !req
623. Maybe we are crazy.Copy !req
624. We bought a farmhouse,
near Woodstock.Copy !req
625. It's rustic, kind of a fixer.Copy !req
626. But the payments
are 300 a month.Copy !req
627. We just had to try.Copy !req
628. I suppose you don't believe
that either, Edison!Copy !req
629. That people would go
and do a thing like that!Copy !req
630. For your information,
I was at Woodstock.Copy !req
631. I don't judge you, Hal.Copy !req
632. Really, I don't.Copy !req
633. But from Woodstock
to Charles Bronson in 20 years?Copy !req
634. Good one.Copy !req
635. Look.Copy !req
636. Man 6: Grab it! Grab it!Copy !req
637. Oh, damn it.Copy !req
638. You can shoot us now.Copy !req
639. I've put the gun down.Copy !req
640. No hard feelings?Copy !req
641. These are the names and numbersCopy !req
642. and preliminary statements
of the hostages.Copy !req
643. "Clown seemed harmless until
he harassed blond hostage."Copy !req
644. Yes, sir, apparently, he made
some sexual overtures,Copy !req
645. and things like that.Copy !req
646. I don't see her.Copy !req
647. - Don't see who?
- The blond. Where is she?Copy !req
648. I was talking to her myself
when she first came out.Copy !req
649. All the hostages are here, sir.Copy !req
650. They're all here, chief.Copy !req
651. No. Where's the whiny guy?Copy !req
652. "He's an animal."Copy !req
653. The one that came out with her.Copy !req
654. They were the second
and third ones out.Copy !req
655. Oh, Jesus.Copy !req
656. The lumberjack-lookin' guy,
he was the first one out.Copy !req
657. I guess in all that chaos,
a few wandered away...Copy !req
658. - It was utter chaos, chief.
- Yeah.Copy !req
659. But we got everybody's name
and telephone number.Copy !req
660. We got all that stuff.
- Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
661. Get me the news footage
on those three hostagesCopy !req
662. who were released. Right.Copy !req
663. Then I said,
"It's all over, Chuckles.“Copy !req
664. And wrestled him to the floor.Copy !req
665. But he got some gal in his
sights, and I had to let up.Copy !req
666. That's when he coldcocked me.
Son of a bitch.Copy !req
667. Come on, now look at
some of this videotape with meCopy !req
668. so we can put out
an APB on these robbers.Copy !req
669. - Robbers, plural?
- They all coldcocked me.Copy !req
670. Three of them out there,
shouting with glee.Copy !req
671. Taxi!
Taxi!Copy !req
672. Please!
Taxi!Copy !req
673. $10,000 for a taxi!Copy !req
674. And a blow job!Copy !req
675. Alright, can we just calm down
a little, please?Copy !req
676. We'll never make the flight.Copy !req
677. We'll have to sail
a raft to FijiCopy !req
678. like Thor Heyerdahl.Copy !req
679. I have made another reservation
on the 11 o'clock to Martinique.Copy !req
680. You never mentioned this one,
the 11 o'clock flight.Copy !req
681. I never ever thought
we'd need it.Copy !req
682. But I don't know anything
about Martinique.Copy !req
683. What'd you know about Fiji?Copy !req
684. Nothing, really.Copy !req
685. Okay.Copy !req
686. Did you book another flight
after that?Copy !req
687. Oh, let's just try to
make the 11 o'clock, okay?Copy !req
688. Why, do they know about us yet?Copy !req
689. Well, by now, Rotzinger
has probably figured outCopy !req
690. it was the first three hostages.Copy !req
691. Oh, Grimm.
- Yeah.Copy !req
692. Grimm, I cannot go to prison.Copy !req
693. Don't worry about it.
We were disguised.Copy !req
694. - Taxi!
- You never mentioned Rotzinger.Copy !req
695. You never mentioned Martinique.Copy !req
696. What else haven't you mentioned?Copy !req
697. Huh?Copy !req
698. Everything you ever told me
is a lie, isn't it?Copy !req
699. - Are you alright?
- Am I?Copy !req
700. You think this is fun, you think
this is a night on the town.Copy !req
701. No, I think it's a lot more
exciting than that.Copy !req
702. Taxi!
- You used to think so too.Copy !req
703. We couldn't even
discuss this planCopy !req
704. unless there was
a bedroom pretty close by.Copy !req
705. It was before I realized
who you are, what you are.Copy !req
706. What am I?Copy !req
707. You're a world-class
bank robber,Copy !req
708. drunk on your own power
and expertise.Copy !req
709. - And Loomis thinks so too.
Taxi.Copy !req
710. Taxi.Copy !req
711. Look, I don't know where this
"world-class bank robber"Copy !req
712. thing came from.Copy !req
713. Okay, I did rob a bank,
but so did you.Copy !req
714. Isn't that what we planned
for six months in your bedroom?Copy !req
715. And now if...
When we get a cab,Copy !req
716. we can complete the plan
and live out our livesCopy !req
717. with a modicum of dignity.Copy !req
718. Please, God!Copy !req
719. We need a cab!Copy !req
720. One lousy, fucking cab!Copy !req
721. Yes!Copy !req
722. To the airport, please.Copy !req
723. Roy on radio:
let's take another call.Copy !req
724. Line seven.
Steve, from Staten Island.Copy !req
725. What's on your mind
tonight, Steve?Copy !req
726. Steve on radio: I wanted to talk
about that bank robbery, Roy.Copy !req
727. What about it?Copy !req
728. Well, was this clown
such a bad guy, Roy?Copy !req
729. I mean, he had a
great sense of humor, right?Copy !req
730. He wasn't another
one of them junkiesCopy !req
731. with a homemade nine millimeter.Copy !req
732. I think he was okay.Copy !req
733. Steve, you must be
a scumbag like him.Copy !req
734. I say, hang the clown,
then pull his pants downCopy !req
735. to set an example.
You're out of here, pal.Copy !req
736. How could he say
a thing like that?Copy !req
737. Huh?Copy !req
738. - He's asking, “Where to?“
- Oh, God.Copy !req
739. He just means which airport,
that's all. Kennedy. JFK.Copy !req
740. I'm sorry I got so crazy
back there.Copy !req
741. What did Loomis say
to get you so upset?Copy !req
742. Oh, nothing. No, he's completely
loyal to you.Copy !req
743. And you are to him. Kind of like
father and son, huh?Copy !req
744. You didn't mention
Rotzinger or— or MartiniqueCopy !req
745. because the plan was perfect,
and you didn't wanna worry meCopy !req
746. with unlikely
contingencies, right?Copy !req
747. I know I've been
especially moody.Copy !req
748. Not so as you'd notice.Copy !req
749. And I know it's not
exactly reasonableCopy !req
750. to expect a lot of attention
under the circumstances,Copy !req
751. but... you see...Copy !req
752. Oh, Jesus!
The goddamn airport!Copy !req
753. What do you got,
shit in your ears? Come on!Copy !req
754. Alright, now, easy. He may be
a guest in our country.Copy !req
755. Uh, friend...Copy !req
756. Kennedy. Here, look.Copy !req
757. "Kennedy Airport." Look.Copy !req
758. - Yeah, he's got it.
- Oh, great.Copy !req
759. Uh, why don't you take us
straight to sing-sing?Copy !req
760. Please don't say that.
You're gonna upset Loomis.Copy !req
761. Oh, God forbid!Copy !req
762. Huh?Copy !req
763. It's red!Copy !req
764. Stop! Stop!Copy !req
765. You don't even
understand colors, do you?Copy !req
766. You don't know red from hell!Copy !req
767. There's a real cab up there.
Stop!Copy !req
768. Taxi!Copy !req
769. Oh, Loomis!Copy !req
770. That guy must have
wanted out really bad.Copy !req
771. - That's a bad place to be.
- Loomis. Loomis!Copy !req
772. Hey, Lando! Hurry up!
I bet this guy's dead!Copy !req
773. You hear me?
It's a dead man!Copy !req
774. $38.82.Copy !req
775. Send a squad car now!Copy !req
776. He's bleeding.Copy !req
777. Loomis.Copy !req
778. Loomis?Copy !req
779. I really liked him. I did.Copy !req
780. So I says to him,
"Are you gonna behave?"Copy !req
781. And from out of nowhere
comes this knife.Copy !req
782. I think it was a Bowie knife,Copy !req
783. and I hate knives.Copy !req
784. Dennis, the news footage
didn't help me very much.Copy !req
785. I wanted it an hour ago.Copy !req
786. Where'd you get this,
a matchbook?Copy !req
787. It's perfect if you
wanna pick up Paul Bunyan.Copy !req
788. It's based, in part,
on our own descriptions.Copy !req
789. That clown was no clown.Copy !req
790. Knew we'd be too obsessed...Copy !req
791. by the perpetrator
inside the bankCopy !req
792. to see much more
than a beard or a blondCopy !req
793. or a whiny jerk.
What do you got?Copy !req
794. Involving two men and a woman,
here's what's up.Copy !req
795. 1900 hours, a car containing
two men and a womanCopy !req
796. crashed into the lobby of
the Pierce Hotel.Copy !req
797. The passengers fled
before we got there.Copy !req
798. Dispatch a car to the Pierce.
What else?Copy !req
799. That's it involving two men
and a woman, sir.Copy !req
800. Two more liquor stores
and a LaundromatCopy !req
801. were hit by copycat clowns.Copy !req
802. You realize they're
probably somewhereCopy !req
803. in the Third World by now.Copy !req
804. Yes, sir. Some place nice.Copy !req
805. All we've got going for us
is the city.Copy !req
806. Our only hope is that
they're mired downCopy !req
807. in the same shit that you and I
have to wade in every day.Copy !req
808. Why do I still
want this fucking job?Copy !req
809. Can't I imagine a more
inspired destiny for myself?Copy !req
810. - Sir, don't talk like that.
- Here's another one.Copy !req
811. A man jumped from a moving cab
into a newspaper stand.Copy !req
812. There were two other passengers
in the car, a man and a woman.Copy !req
813. He jumped from a moving cab?Copy !req
814. That's panic.Copy !req
815. That's somebody on the I am.Copy !req
816. Goddamn, if that doesn't soundCopy !req
817. like the guy
who hit that car horn.Copy !req
818. - When was that?
- 20:35.Copy !req
819. We're not even on the scene yet,
sir.Copy !req
820. It's them.Copy !req
821. It's them.Copy !req
822. Send all nearby units
to the scene.Copy !req
823. Loomis.Copy !req
824. Loomis.Copy !req
825. Did we get the cab?Copy !req
826. Are you gonna hit me now?Copy !req
827. No, but if your leg is broken,
we'll have to destroy you.Copy !req
828. Can you get up now, pal?Copy !req
829. Too bad. It looked fierce.Copy !req
830. Count from ten backwards.Copy !req
831. Ten.Copy !req
832. That's great.
Forget it, that's enough.Copy !req
833. Nine, eight...Copy !req
834. seven...Copy !req
835. - Come on, relax.
- The gun, the gun!Copy !req
836. - Gun, the gun.
- Hey.Copy !req
837. Oh, nice. Professor
Henry Higgins is gonna spot us.Copy !req
838. We're gonna go in here.Copy !req
839. This ain't my dick in your back.Copy !req
840. That's a relief.Copy !req
841. We came...Copy !req
842. about the money.Copy !req
843. What's that walking corpse say?Copy !req
844. He said they come
about the money.Copy !req
845. Ask him what money, asshole.Copy !req
846. What money, asshole?Copy !req
847. Incredible.
They're playing games.Copy !req
848. Yeah.Copy !req
849. Tell him you're gonna play games
on his fucking head.Copy !req
850. I'm gonna play games
on your fucking head.Copy !req
851. You must hate
this warehouse.Copy !req
852. Because it's gonna be a
three-alarm job after tomorrow.Copy !req
853. Johnny. Come here.Copy !req
854. Come here.Copy !req
855. What?Copy !req
856. What the hell are you doing?Copy !req
857. I have no idea.Copy !req
858. I don't know.Copy !req
859. - Will I ask him?
- You want me to ask him?Copy !req
860. Um, Mr. Skelton wants to know
how come he don't know you.Copy !req
861. - Gee. Because I'm new.
- Because he's new.Copy !req
862. Tell him Lombino didn't say
nothing to meCopy !req
863. about no new bagman.Copy !req
864. - Lombino didn't say nothing...
- Mr. Lombino, huh?Copy !req
865. Mr. Lombino?Copy !req
866. Since when does a wise guy
like youCopy !req
867. deserve an explanation
from a giantCopy !req
868. like Mr. Lombino?Copy !req
869. Mr. Lombino didn't say nothing
to Mr. Skelton about no new—Copy !req
870. Alright, enough already, Johnny.Copy !req
871. Don't you see me
standing right here?Copy !req
872. Yeah, alright. I'm sorry.Copy !req
873. Alright.Copy !req
874. What happened to Mario?Copy !req
875. Mario?Copy !req
876. Somebody dared him.Copy !req
877. So he threw Earl here
out of a moving car.Copy !req
878. Same spot he done Johnny.Copy !req
879. - He must love that spot.
The man is an animal.Copy !req
880. - He's sick.
- Alright.Copy !req
881. I'll give you the money.Copy !req
882. Soon as I call Lom...Copy !req
883. Mr. LombinoCopy !req
884. to check you out.Copy !req
885. Fine. Actually, perfect.Copy !req
886. I can hear Mr. Lombino nowCopy !req
887. "Skelton just called me
to check on Chip."Copy !req
888. Mr. Lombino, please.
Skelton.Copy !req
889. "I guess Chip wasn't so hot.Copy !req
890. Guess I'll have to put
that animal MarioCopy !req
891. back on Skelton."Copy !req
892. No. Wait. Uncle Mike.
Uncle Mike.Copy !req
893. Mr. Skelton, wait a minute.
No, wait a minute. Wait a...Copy !req
894. We don't want Mario to come
in here, the bald giantCopy !req
895. wi— with stupid sunglasses,Copy !req
896. knocking everybody around
for kicks, I mean.Copy !req
897. You know, I mean,
nobody's stupid enoughCopy !req
898. to do this for a few K.Copy !req
899. They gotta know that Mario's
gonna come after themCopy !req
900. and pull out their livers,
I mean, you know...Copy !req
901. I think that I might be right
on this, so, you know...Copy !req
902. Six thousand. Short shipment.Copy !req
903. Thanks. Come on, Earl.Copy !req
904. You know, when I first
heard the rumorsCopy !req
905. about Lombino being back
in town, I said, "No way.“Copy !req
906. I mean, the man never leaves
his haven in Nevada.Copy !req
907. But, but now that I see you,
I know it must be true.Copy !req
908. He's come to put his house
in order.Copy !req
909. And that's why the man is king.Copy !req
910. Drugs, protection, you name it.
Lombino is king.Copy !req
911. - Oh, tell him I said so.
- Yeah.Copy !req
912. Anything the Lombino touches
turns to gold.Copy !req
913. King Lombino.
That's why he's the king, right?Copy !req
914. - Tell him I said so.
- I will, John.Copy !req
915. - See ya.
- See you later.Copy !req
916. Alright.
Take care of your head.Copy !req
917. Grimm, Grimm, baby,
I never thoughtCopy !req
918. we'd get out of there. Never.Copy !req
919. Oh, honey.Copy !req
920. Phyllis is back.Copy !req
921. You just ripped off the Mob.Copy !req
922. You were born for this.Copy !req
923. Oh, Grimm.
It must be in your genes.Copy !req
924. This is lucky.
Let's make this.Copy !req
925. I can make it. I can make it.
I can make it. I can...Copy !req
926. I can't make it.Copy !req
927. I can't...Copy !req
928. Okay, I can make it.Copy !req
929. What's that smell?Copy !req
930. Used wine.
Do you go to the airport?Copy !req
931. - Near the airport.
- Great. We're on a roll.Copy !req
932. You have exact change, right?Copy !req
933. Give him $100.Copy !req
934. Hurry.Copy !req
935. Hurry.Copy !req
936. That isn't exact change.Copy !req
937. Have you looked back there?Copy !req
938. I don't think anybody's
going to object.Copy !req
939. I look back there every night,
friend.Copy !req
940. That's why I conduct
my own affairsCopy !req
941. in a clean
and a hygienic fashion.Copy !req
942. I leave this stop
in one minute and 45 seconds.Copy !req
943. Exact change, or off.Copy !req
944. Alright. Alright. Give me
a minute. I'll go get change.Copy !req
945. I'll give you a minute
and 28 seconds.Copy !req
946. - Loomis. Can't you kneel?
- Ah!Copy !req
947. No. I can sit.Copy !req
948. You can't sit.
Not till you pay the fare.Copy !req
949. - I'm sorry.
- Hey, watch where you're going.Copy !req
950. I'm sorry.
I was going the wrong way.Copy !req
951. No problem.Copy !req
952. - I just need some change.
- Hey, wait your turn.Copy !req
953. You have to buy something,
anyway.Copy !req
954. Fifty-two seconds.Copy !req
955. Ninety-eight sixty-two.Copy !req
956. Oh, and I need a can
of Maxwell House.Copy !req
957. No, no. The, the decaf,
over there.Copy !req
958. There it is.Copy !req
959. Yeah, that's it.Copy !req
960. Oh, no.Copy !req
961. No, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
962. Oh, you're awfully sweet
to do this. Thank you.Copy !req
963. I can do.Copy !req
964. He ain't gonna make it.Copy !req
965. Oh...Copy !req
966. Twenty-six seconds.Copy !req
967. - Get the hell out of here!
- Mario, no!Copy !req
968. - Come here! How about this guy?
- No! No! No!Copy !req
969. Oh, I can't look!Copy !req
970. I don't know.
That's him right there!Copy !req
971. You son of a bitch!Copy !req
972. - That's it.
- No, wait! No, please, wait!Copy !req
973. Come on, you can close the door.
He's waiting for another bus.Copy !req
974. The guy's a thief!Copy !req
975. - Close the door. Let's go.
- Behind the white line.Copy !req
976. He stole!Copy !req
977. I got him.Copy !req
978. He's a thief,
he stole something from me!Copy !req
979. Is he the one who jumped
from the cab?Copy !req
980. my boss will have your job!Copy !req
981. How's it going, Rotzinger?Copy !req
982. - Unbelievable.
- You know him?Copy !req
983. Mario Monetti,
bagman for Vince Lombino.Copy !req
984. Lombino?
He's in Nevada, right?Copy !req
985. Yeah, supposedly
somewhere in Nevada.Copy !req
986. He got out just as I was
about to collar him.Copy !req
987. Still takes more
out of this town in a dayCopy !req
988. than the clown could
get in a week.Copy !req
989. You're sure that's the guy
that jumped from the cab?Copy !req
990. The cabbie ID'd him, sir.Copy !req
991. Come on.Copy !req
992. May I ask you a question?Copy !req
993. - Get behind the white line.
- Oh, please. Come on.Copy !req
994. Go, just go.Copy !req
995. My mom used to do this.Copy !req
996. Just like this.Copy !req
997. You should have a kid, Phyllis.Copy !req
998. Funny you should say that.Copy !req
999. Really?Copy !req
1000. Sit back.Copy !req
1001. - Well, Grimm didn't tell me.
- Grimm doesn't know.Copy !req
1002. I didn't want to tell him
till after the job.Copy !req
1003. Well, tell him now.Copy !req
1004. I'm not gonna tell him at all.Copy !req
1005. Don't you love him?Copy !req
1006. My sister always told me...Copy !req
1007. there's the type of guy
you're crazy about...Copy !req
1008. and there's the type
you marry.Copy !req
1009. Because if he's that exciting,
you just can't trust him.Copy !req
1010. But I told her,
you can have both.Copy !req
1011. And when I met Grimm,
I thought I did.Copy !req
1012. But there's a limit. I mean,
you said it yourself, Loomis.Copy !req
1013. He's born for this.Copy !req
1014. I'm, I'm just
one of his gang now.Copy !req
1015. Oh, God,
what, something I said,Copy !req
1016. you're gonna let that
influence you?Copy !req
1017. Oh, this is all my fault.Copy !req
1018. Oh, no. Come here.Copy !req
1019. Come here.Copy !req
1020. Nothing's your fault.Copy !req
1021. Except you honked
the fucking horn.Copy !req
1022. When you say
"Near the airport..."Copy !req
1023. - 0.48 miles.
- Alright.Copy !req
1024. - When do we get there?
- 2230 hours.Copy !req
1025. - When is that in human time?
- 10:30.Copy !req
1026. - 10:30. Say you had to walk it.
- With that injured individual?Copy !req
1027. I can't give you
a precise figure on that.Copy !req
1028. Come on. Make a guess.Copy !req
1029. - Twenty-one minutes.
- Thank you.Copy !req
1030. This isn't my usual route.
My husband's in intensive care.Copy !req
1031. You're gonna even that out,
aren't you?Copy !req
1032. Mind your own business.Copy !req
1033. What'd he say?Copy !req
1034. Well, his estimate,
which I'm prepared to accept,Copy !req
1035. gets us to the terminal
at nine minutes of 11:00.Copy !req
1036. Nine minutes? We'll have
nine months... Minutes?Copy !req
1037. How come I've heard that name
"Lombino" before?Copy !req
1038. Oh, come on.
You remember this guy.Copy !req
1039. He shot out
his brother's eyeballCopy !req
1040. over a plate of
Fra Diavolo sauce at Umberto's.Copy !req
1041. I can't believe our luck,Copy !req
1042. to walk into his place,
all unsuspecting.Copy !req
1043. His place?Copy !req
1044. You've walked into his placesCopy !req
1045. all unsuspecting
many, many times.Copy !req
1046. He owns restaurants, bars,
supermarkets.Copy !req
1047. The man owns preschools
in this town.Copy !req
1048. Do you work for the clown
or does he work for you?Copy !req
1049. Does the clown
work for Lombino, too?Copy !req
1050. - What clown?
- Oh, very convincing, Monetti.Copy !req
1051. I guess we should apologize
and let you go now.Copy !req
1052. Yeah, right.Copy !req
1053. Man 7: Get over there, scumbag.
Get up there.Copy !req
1054. He's in on it, sir. He wouldn't
tell us a goddamn thing.Copy !req
1055. You idiot. This man doesn't
speak a word of English.Copy !req
1056. Come on... Here. Relax, fella.
Sit down. Sit down.Copy !req
1057. Didn't I tell you
to get me an interpreter?Copy !req
1058. I thought you said
"Interrogator."Copy !req
1059. That's all he says.Copy !req
1060. Come on.
Give me the keys to the cuffs.Copy !req
1061. Get him a soda, will you?Copy !req
1062. Probably left your own countryCopy !req
1063. to escape just
this type of persecution.Copy !req
1064. Damn it.
Get me an interpreter.Copy !req
1065. Don't you realize the robbers
told this man their destination?Copy !req
1066. But even if they did, sir,Copy !req
1067. he wouldn't have understood
a word of it.Copy !req
1068. Besides, I don't even know
what language he talks.Copy !req
1069. Get me an interpreter!Copy !req
1070. Here, fella. Drink that.Copy !req
1071. Alright.Copy !req
1072. Who was the clown?
Tell me now.Copy !req
1073. What the hell is this,
Rotzinger?Copy !req
1074. Since when is it illegal
to run for a bus?Copy !req
1075. - A bus?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1076. Since when is that a crime?
A bus.Copy !req
1077. They're on a "blufftoney.“Copy !req
1078. I don't have time for this.Copy !req
1079. Driver, I'm a little
disappointed in you!Copy !req
1080. He wasn't really awake.Copy !req
1081. Don't you think
we should put him on formula?Copy !req
1082. By the way...Copy !req
1083. how do you feel about kids?Copy !req
1084. How can you ask me that now?Copy !req
1085. I'm sorry.Copy !req
1086. I happen to think
that the slammerCopy !req
1087. is a bad environment for them.Copy !req
1088. Don't pop a stitch, will you?
We're on our way to the airport.Copy !req
1089. - Near the airport.
- Well, Loomis is asleep.Copy !req
1090. He can't do anything wrong.Copy !req
1091. Except blurt out
a total confession.Copy !req
1092. You think that's gonna
matter here?Copy !req
1093. Come on. Relax.Copy !req
1094. We're home free.Copy !req
1095. Grimm...Copy !req
1096. I'm not coming with you.Copy !req
1097. What?Copy !req
1098. - Oh!
- Jesus!Copy !req
1099. Oh!Copy !req
1100. No. No, son.
I don't have time for this.Copy !req
1101. You poor son of a bitch.
Come here.Copy !req
1102. - No.
- Him?Copy !req
1103. Come on. Come on.
I got a schedule to keep.Copy !req
1104. - What can I do to help?
- Behind the white line!Copy !req
1105. - Listen, I'll pay his fare.
- Fine.Copy !req
1106. - You have exact change?
- You better get some help!Copy !req
1107. You've become Ralph Kramden's
evil twin.Copy !req
1108. - Alright. Come on. Come on.
- Here. Look.Copy !req
1109. There's $6000 here. Okay?
It's real.Copy !req
1110. I know how this city
degrades the individual.Copy !req
1111. - It is appalling.
- Come on.Copy !req
1112. Take this and start a new life
for yourself.Copy !req
1113. Somewhere off this bus, okay?Copy !req
1114. Come on! You're gonna
break your guitar. Come on.Copy !req
1115. There you go. Come on.Copy !req
1116. We got a schedule. Come on.
Let's move. Come on.Copy !req
1117. We will quietly pullover
and board all Number Nine buses.Copy !req
1118. We do not want another
hostage situation.Copy !req
1119. Is this the kind of person
that you are?Copy !req
1120. We lose a little bit of time,
and all of a sudden,Copy !req
1121. it's every girl for herself.Copy !req
1122. Yeah, that's me.Copy !req
1123. Well, if you stay behind,
you're gonna get caught.Copy !req
1124. I'll take my chances.Copy !req
1125. Why don't you tell me
what I've done?Copy !req
1126. What is it that you want?Copy !req
1127. I just want you
to leave me alone.Copy !req
1128. Move it! Today!Copy !req
1129. However, I will stay
with you a little while longer.Copy !req
1130. The thing is, Loomis,Copy !req
1131. we lost a little time
back there in the bus.Copy !req
1132. Do you think you can walk
any faster?Copy !req
1133. I'm sorry, Grimm.Copy !req
1134. I can't.Copy !req
1135. You're not gonna hit me again
now, are you?Copy !req
1136. - Nobody's gonna hurt you.
- Hit you again?Copy !req
1137. I haven't hit anybody
since I was nine.Copy !req
1138. Yeah, but it was me you hit.Copy !req
1139. You threatened him,
and he's been through a lot.Copy !req
1140. Oh, are you still here?Copy !req
1141. Just promise him.Copy !req
1142. I promise.Copy !req
1143. - Was that our plane?
- No, no.Copy !req
1144. If it were our plane,
it'd be crashing.Copy !req
1145. Where is the airport?Copy !req
1146. How far?Copy !req
1147. There must be a lot of
competition for that corner.Copy !req
1148. Man, thank God she's not
too symbolic or anything.Copy !req
1149. What does it mean anyway, Grimm?Copy !req
1150. I sure couldn't tell you.Copy !req
1151. You know, Grimm.
It means "Flowers for the dead.“Copy !req
1152. Oh, God!Copy !req
1153. We're all gonna die!Copy !req
1154. We're all gonna die!Copy !req
1155. Give him a moment.
He's getting his second wind.Copy !req
1156. Wait a minute, Phyllis can't
ride on that thing,Copy !req
1157. not in her condition.Copy !req
1158. Hold on to your transfer,
you need a transfer to reboard.Copy !req
1159. Hold on to your transfer,
you need a transfer to reboard.Copy !req
1160. Hold on to your transfer,
you need a transfer to reboard.Copy !req
1161. Move right along.
Hold on to your transferCopy !req
1162. you'll need a transfer
to reboard.Copy !req
1163. Hold right...
There you go. Move right along.Copy !req
1164. Chief, you're gonna
wanna hear this one.Copy !req
1165. - Why, you got something?
- You're damn right, I do.Copy !req
1166. We're going to the airport.
I'm taking your car.Copy !req
1167. Need him to make an ID.Copy !req
1168. You mean you weren't
even gonna tell me?Copy !req
1169. I wanted to, Grimm.Copy !req
1170. But when? Before the bank?Copy !req
1171. Just to add some pressure?Copy !req
1172. And what about after?Copy !req
1173. I tried to tell you
several times,Copy !req
1174. but you were too busy
being complete.Copy !req
1175. Grimm, I gotta get this money
off my body.Copy !req
1176. Don't worry, we'll get you
a duffel bag or somethingCopy !req
1177. after we get past
the X-ray machines.Copy !req
1178. How many months?Copy !req
1179. Phyllis, please.Copy !req
1180. - They haven't boarded yet.
- Let them board.Copy !req
1181. That means they'll pass
the metal detectors.Copy !req
1182. They'll be trapped and unarmed.Copy !req
1183. I'll make the arrest on board,Copy !req
1184. quietly and alone, before they
even know what's happening.Copy !req
1185. It's my baby, too!Copy !req
1186. Jesus... This is a fairly
young guy.Copy !req
1187. I've got trained
anti-terrorist squadsCopy !req
1188. who are prepared to deal
with this kind of thing.Copy !req
1189. I want this.Copy !req
1190. Frankly...Copy !req
1191. I need it, after today.Copy !req
1192. - Thank you, Roy.
- Got it.Copy !req
1193. Alright, Roy's gonna get us
the duffel bag,Copy !req
1194. a wheelchair and some skis
out of lost luggageCopy !req
1195. to cover your limp.Copy !req
1196. Did you give
him a couple of bucks?Copy !req
1197. Yeah. Try 1200.Copy !req
1198. Scary, but Roy's sixth sense
told himCopy !req
1199. we were in some kind of jam.Copy !req
1200. ESP exists, Grimm.
They proved it.Copy !req
1201. Yeah, you picking up anything
from me right now?Copy !req
1202. Alright. I'm going in to get
these boarding passes.Copy !req
1203. Am I gonna see you in there?Copy !req
1204. I'll make sure
the Amazing Kreskin gets inside.Copy !req
1205. Good.Copy !req
1206. Now what?Copy !req
1207. Hey, clown!Copy !req
1208. Get the hell back in line.Copy !req
1209. I just have one question.Copy !req
1210. Uh, is there a problem, sir?Copy !req
1211. Too many passengers, I'm afraid.Copy !req
1212. Yeah, you'd better be afraid.
Nobody does this to Russ Crane.Copy !req
1213. Nobody does this
to Mrs. Russ Crane,Copy !req
1214. you glorified stewardess, you!Copy !req
1215. What's the matter with you,
you afraid to do a man's job?Copy !req
1216. Right through there.Copy !req
1217. - Name, please?
- Oh, thank you.Copy !req
1218. Yes. Grimm.Copy !req
1219. Alright, the cops are looking
for two men and a woman,Copy !req
1220. so let's split up.Copy !req
1221. Okay. I'll say goodbye now.Copy !req
1222. Are you crazy?Copy !req
1223. I'm sorry.
Do you think this is easy?Copy !req
1224. Just what did I do tonight
that you didn't do?Copy !req
1225. You turned into Jimmy Cagney.Copy !req
1226. That bank was just a springboard
for you.Copy !req
1227. You know, you, you ripped off
the Mob,Copy !req
1228. you bribed Roy, you managed
to totally demoralizeCopy !req
1229. that guy Edison,
and he had the gun.Copy !req
1230. You stole that watch.Copy !req
1231. I bought the watch,Copy !req
1232. and the Edisons are gonna have
better sexCopy !req
1233. than they've had since Altamont.Copy !req
1234. Whatever I did,
I did it so thatCopy !req
1235. we could all
leave here together.Copy !req
1236. Do you think I should just
be a bumbling idiot?Copy !req
1237. I just think you're
not gonna be ableCopy !req
1238. to go back to being
what you were.Copy !req
1239. I'm not going back,
I'm going to MartiniqueCopy !req
1240. with a million bucks
taped to my buttCopy !req
1241. unless you keep
screwing around,Copy !req
1242. in which case, I'm going
to jail and we all are.Copy !req
1243. Grimm, I'm thinking of the baby!Copy !req
1244. He'll be about three
when you get out.Copy !req
1245. Those foster families are great,Copy !req
1246. unless you get a mercenary
or religious nut.Copy !req
1247. And he'll be able to visit you.Copy !req
1248. And you'll be able to show himCopy !req
1249. how to make license plates.Copy !req
1250. Jesus, thank God
you're reaching out to meCopy !req
1251. with love and understandingCopy !req
1252. instead of just trying
to scare me.Copy !req
1253. It's all I have time for.Copy !req
1254. Now, one of us has to take
Loomis and push him.Copy !req
1255. - Why don't you?
- The men's room, Grimm.Copy !req
1256. I'm gonna freak out if I don't
get this money off me.Copy !req
1257. Oh, shit.Copy !req
1258. Meet me on the plane
in two minutes, okay?Copy !req
1259. Please?Copy !req
1260. You were hard on her.Copy !req
1261. It was the only way to make sure
in the time allotted.Copy !req
1262. Maybe you should've told her
you loved her.Copy !req
1263. Maybe that was the way
to make sure.Copy !req
1264. Oh, Jesus, Loomis.Copy !req
1265. Now you tell me.Copy !req
1266. Alright. Just once more.Copy !req
1267. No.
Please?Copy !req
1268. Ready? I'll go real fast.
Please?Copy !req
1269. No.
Yeah. Come on. Now!Copy !req
1270. Alright. Attaboy.Copy !req
1271. Now help me zip this up.Copy !req
1272. You people can keep this city!Copy !req
1273. - Hi.
- You think you're late enough?Copy !req
1274. Oh, you must be
from around here.Copy !req
1275. So, we'll just go and have
a great time anyway, huh?Copy !req
1276. Right, Grimm.Copy !req
1277. Oh, this was not my idea.Copy !req
1278. This was not the plan.Copy !req
1279. I'm sorry, Grimm.Copy !req
1280. Give me three minutes
before you come in.Copy !req
1281. Got it, sir.Copy !req
1282. You go, just promise meCopy !req
1283. you'll see a doctor as soon
as you get there, okay?Copy !req
1284. No. We were all
gonna go together.Copy !req
1285. Hey, you two with the mileage
upgrades, sit down.Copy !req
1286. You believe the filth
that they let into first?Copy !req
1287. Do you mind?Copy !req
1288. Come here, Loomis.Copy !req
1289. Look at you. I mean,
you have to get away, now.Copy !req
1290. When I find Phyllis...Copy !req
1291. - If I find Phyllis...
- Yeah, I mind.Copy !req
1292. You goddamn straphangersCopy !req
1293. are ruining Mrs. Crane's
beverage service!Copy !req
1294. You okay, baby?Copy !req
1295. Your Bloody Mary's
not too spicy, is it?Copy !req
1296. That's my girl.Copy !req
1297. See you soon. Get a tan.Copy !req
1298. Moisturize before you peel.Copy !req
1299. Wait, Grimm.Copy !req
1300. We can find her together.Copy !req
1301. Oh, look. It's...Copy !req
1302. I hate to do this to you, babe.Copy !req
1303. You'll never take me alive,
Rotzinger.Copy !req
1304. Save yourself the disgrace,
Lombino.Copy !req
1305. - It's the king.
- Vince, you fucking worm!Copy !req
1306. - He's come for the king.
- You snake!Copy !req
1307. Even if you get past me,
there are 50 copsCopy !req
1308. waiting outside that door.Copy !req
1309. Alright, Rotzinger. My turn!Copy !req
1310. Still got another minute.Copy !req
1311. Hey!Copy !req
1312. As we prepare for departure,Copy !req
1313. we ask that you pay
close attention...Copy !req
1314. You rat! You creep!Copy !req
1315. Can you hit him
with something else? Give me!Copy !req
1316. Thank God!Copy !req
1317. I did it with Mario, Vinnie.Copy !req
1318. When you were playing cards
with your stinking goombahs!Copy !req
1319. Nobody does that
to Mrs. Russ Crane.Copy !req
1320. - Ah!
- Quit making him angry!Copy !req
1321. It's thicker, Vinnie.Copy !req
1322. It's thicker than his neck
and a lot more powerful.Copy !req
1323. Phyllis.Copy !req
1324. Phyllis, they just
caught this guy.Copy !req
1325. Give me
that goddamn... Alright.Copy !req
1326. Vince Lombino,
AKA Russ Crane,Copy !req
1327. you're under arrest
for murder in first degreeCopy !req
1328. and murder in second degree,
arson, pandering,Copy !req
1329. sale of weapons,
felonious assaults, blackmail...Copy !req
1330. Use of spouse as a shield.Copy !req
1331. Hey, Mario, how come
you squealed, tough guy?Copy !req
1332. Screw you.Copy !req
1333. That's him.Copy !req
1334. Don't matter what he's saying.
Throw him in the car.Copy !req
1335. He's just along for the ride.
Come on!Copy !req
1336. - Angie! Angel!
- Come on!Copy !req
1337. - Is Mrs. Lombino okay up there?
- Hey! Hey!Copy !req
1338. Angie! I love you, baby!Copy !req
1339. - I love you!
- Shut up.Copy !req
1340. I love you, Angie!Copy !req
1341. Hey, hold it, my friend.Copy !req
1342. Thanks for the assist.Copy !req
1343. No problem.Copy !req
1344. I'd like to give you
a commendation.Copy !req
1345. What's your name and address?Copy !req
1346. Oh, that's great. Uh...Copy !req
1347. - Dan...
- Dan.Copy !req
1348. Chipowski.Copy !req
1349. - With S-K-I ending.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
1350. And it's 111 Astoria Boulevard,
Queens, New York.Copy !req
1351. 1-1-1-0-1.Copy !req
1352. Okay, Dan.
Wish there were more like you.Copy !req
1353. Don't say that.Copy !req
1354. Come on, James.Copy !req
1355. Hey, it's Rotzinger!Copy !req
1356. Woman 3: Excuse me.
Are you running for mayor?Copy !req
1357. Man 8: Chief, is this the
greatest day of your career?Copy !req
1358. Hey, who the hell
called these guys?Copy !req
1359. I did, sir.Copy !req
1360. Hey, remember, we gotta
commend this "Cipowski."Copy !req
1361. I mean, Chipowski.Copy !req